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The first seconds of the episode?
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The Untitled Podcast, episode 36.
Three-six.
Here with Tyler.
Yep, as always.
As always.
So what's this thing about the fucking Titanic?
I think it's a good thing for Dan to come along with, because I think that'd be good.
Dan's coming.
He is coming, guys.
He's just late, as always.
He's currently coming, his pants.
He's coming.
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What the fuck else?
What happened this week?
Just really.
So I've been watching, you ever see the guy Richie the Barber?
Like the guy who like tattooed himself like a clown and he cuts famous people's hair?
No.
Well, this guy used to be like a barber for like the rich and famous and he he ended up
turned to Jesus at one point and now he's exposing the same into Jesus.
No, he turned to Jesus and he mean like when you're when you're living a life of sin and
you get saved through baptism and you actually meet Jesus.
Some people like have like a spiritual experience where they meet him, but you know, he turned
to Jesus and now he's exposing the satanic cult of Hollywood.
I want to meet Jesus.
Yeah, so do I.
So why be able people to meet him in their fucking minds, right?
Mind freak like people people are like I found Jesus.
You didn't actually find Jesus.
I found Jesus like you.
I was saved by the Lord Jesus Christ.
You were saved.
I used to be like like a non believer.
There's a there's a time where I had many doubts.
I never fully went away from the faith.
I still believe that there's something but I was real angry at God for a while.
We can't be angry at him if you don't believe him.
No, that's what I was saying.
Like I believe that there is something but like I was real angry with God for a little
bit, but I had a I had a come to Jesus moment.
You could call it like I was driving in a fucking like super bad storm.
And I was screaming at God and I knew it was a it was a dark time in my life.
What?
Yeah, I had a I had a little breakdown there, but I was screaming at God when I was driving
my car and it was fucking pouring rain.
It was a thunderstorm.
And then I asked God to give me a sign if he's actually there.
And like it was like it's it's like impossible.
But like I fucking blinked my eyes and the fucking storm was over and it was sunny out.
And like I was like, okay, that's the sign.
Well, it's also New York weather.
So I don't know if you can I blinked and the and all the clouds were gone.
The sun was out like that's that's not just New York weather.
My God was like some Harry Potter shit like yeah, like it was some crazy wild shit.
But that's a that's what made me come back to the faith and I've become more and more
devout as time has gone devout.
Pitcher you as like a monk like fucking fucking whipping yourself in the back like if I if
I didn't if I wasn't dating my soon to be wife right now, I might have became a priest.
Bro, if you were a priest, you can't fucking like have women.
That's what I said. If I wasn't if I wasn't dating my my you want to commit your life to that.
I would. Yeah. Yeah. But people like people back out of that shit.
I mean you can back out of being a priest anytime that you want to.
But I was genuinely considering becoming a priest at one point.
Oh my God. But I love my my beautiful, beautiful girlfriend too much.
I want to hear some schizophrenic Bible reviews.
Pull up a verse. I don't know any verses.
I'm not a fucking Christian Bible verses.
Do some do some Bible verses. I'll do I'll do the layman's explanation of some of them.
Oh, Brewster. What the fuck do New Testament?
I don't like Old Testament stuff.
Bro, you fuck with the Old Testament or the New Testament?
The New Testament. But you don't fuck with the Old Testament.
I still fuck with the Old Testament, but a lot of the Old Testament got a retconned through the New Testament.
I'm going to I'm going to explain. I'm going to say a Bible verse.
You tell me what the fuck this means. OK.
Well, that's not really that. All right. Jeremiah 29, 11.
For I know the plans I have for you declares the Lord plans for welfare and not for evil to give you a future and a hope.
So that's basically him being like that's basically God telling him that he has a plan for him not to worry about it.
You're not going to be poor. I will provide for you if you believe in me type shit.
Why can't they just say that? I guess because they didn't talk like that back then.
No, I have the the first the first Bible thing.
Yeah.
First, Deuteronomy 31, 6 Deuteronomy be strong and courageous. Do not fear or be in dread of them for it is the Lord your God who is with you.
He will not leave you or forsake you.
Yeah, that's one of my excellent. That's actually one of my favorite verses.
Basically saying that like if you believe in him, like all things are all things are are capable through Christ.
You're capable of all things through Christ daily Bible verse.
There you go. There you go.
Give me one one.
Jesus, I actually just ordered a new Bible.
How many Bibles do you have?
I've had one for the last like 15 years that I got in elementary school.
That's been my my go to Bible, but I wanted to get a more faithful translation of the original Bible written from Hebrew and then to Latin.
And then this is the one that I just got is one that goes from Latin or Latin to English.
And it was the first translation. So it's the the best one.
There isn't like much things and also has the the extra books that the Catholic book, the Catholic Bible has that the other ones don't.
Yeah, but it's it's a difficult read. So I never got it when I was a kid.
It's a lot more difficult to read that one because it's more like like the exact like words from it are hard to fucking are hard to understand a lot of times.
But yeah, I mean, I could I could I could bring that sometime.
Why is it so hard to find the Bible online?
It's not. Go to Bible Dice dot com and it'll it'll get you a random random thing.
Oh, well, it's not easy to find on Google.
Well, Matthew 23, 24, 13, but but he that shall endure on to the end, the same shall be saved.
Yeah, it's basically endure the suffering of this planet.
But do not forsake me, me being God and you'll be saved in the afterlife.
This one makes sense to me. These things that I command you that you live love one another.
Matthew 15, 14, let them alone.
They be blind leaders of the blind.
And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
That's pretty funny.
Yeah, that's basically without God, you're blind.
And a lot of like people were atheist back then as as right now.
But when an atheist leads an atheist, there's no fucking like it's like fucking no one steering the ship because so you're saying atheists can't be good leaders.
I'm not saying atheists can't be good leaders.
I'm just saying spiritually wise, they're awful.
They can't they can't do it.
Well, of course they would be awful because they don't believe in this is this is the spiritual thing.
This isn't like the the actual thing.
I'm just saying like like the blind leading the blind.
Yeah, it's a blind leading the blind.
It's like our former employer.
Look up some revelations because that's probably one of my favorite books and we're living through different chapters every single fucking day.
Oh shit.
Yeah, there's been a month.
Oh, Timothy, Timothy one five.
Now the end of the commandment is charity out of a pure heart and of a good conscience and of faith unfeigned.
So basically that's saying if you're doing like charity work, you're doing it for the sake of charity.
You're not doing it to get something in return or doing it to get in the good graces of God.
If you're doing it just because the right thing, that's that's what's supposed to happen.
So what they is that what they like do at church?
They like explain what the Bible means.
So the Catholic Church and I've gone to pretty much I've been to a Methodist Church a couple times.
I'm not a fan.
They not a fan of the methods.
I mean, I'm I they're brothers and sisters in Christ, but I think that they got like the wrong idea with a lot of things.
But the Catholic Church, we normally take the Bible pretty literally with a lot of things.
Yeah, you don't say and a lot of the other churches kind of more fit into like a modern lens.
The Catholics don't really look at it in the modern lens.
They look at it at a lens of the time that it was in.
Hold on a second, but Catholics, we we don't really there's the homily at the end of the gospel every single every single thing, every single mass.
But the the the gospel that he reads, he reads a story out of one of the gospels of like Mark, Matthew, Paul, John.
And then afterwards, he kind of tells a story like from like life in general that kind of relates to the story kind of like a way to kind of make people more.
What's the word for it?
Like to explain it sentient to make it a little bit to make it easier to understand type thing.
Like if you like says like a story, like if he does like a gospel reading where like he's talking about like giving to the poor or like something like that, he'll tell a story about like giving to a homeless person or something like that.
Just like things that because the Bible is a very complex book to read and a lot of it is metaphorical and there's literal things in it, but you have to kind of pick out which ones are metaphorical and which ones aren't.
But it's a it's a it's a complex like thing like don't you think that saying like I gave shit to a homeless person is like kind of like you shouldn't like tell people about it.
You know, you shouldn't have to like tell people that you did a good thing.
You should just do it.
Yeah, like like a lot of different a lot of different denominations of Christianity like to flaunt their charity work and like to flaunt their like their how how how holy and how righteous they are for doing something.
That's one of the biggest no-nos in the Catholic Church, like in a Catholic Church, you're supposed to work in silence.
That's kind of like one of our big things is like doing your work in silence.
You do you do what you do because the right thing you don't do it for credit or anything.
So if you look at like a lot of Catholic celebrities and shit when they donate to charity and stuff, they do it in like an anonymous name or they do it in like a way that's like not like super in the public eye or anything because you're not supposed to think that's how it should be.
I don't think it has anything to do with being Catholic.
I think that's the way it should be too.
But that's just like one of the teachings in the Catholic Church is like work in silence type thing.
Yeah. What about those people like people on YouTube that give away money like Mr. Beast and shit.
Yeah, like for videos and film it and then like make money off those videos.
I think that's that's kind of shitty personally.
But I mean, I mean, people are better.
I mean the I mean people are benefiting from it, but he's also benefiting himself out of it.
Most of the time, I guess, but he's giving that money back to people, but he's also making himself rich.
So it's it's it's it's it's it's I'd rather have that like I'd rather have that than like Elon Musk who like doesn't do that.
So I I get that like I'd rather have somebody like give away their money while also making a profit for themselves rather than just hoard all the money for themselves.
So I was socialism.
No, that's not exactly true.
Like I think like what I keep I'm just saying, let me talk to you.
Let me say this.
So what I've been trying to say, what I've been trying to say this entire podcast like fucking saga that we've been doing is I think socialism would be fantastic if it could work.
Okay, I think it would be a fantastic thing of government if people weren't greedy.
But the thing is how you feel, but like if socialism was able to be what it what it's supposed to be, it'd be fantastic.
But you're always going to be under a dictator and socialism because with socialism, it's never going to be able to like just be self-sufficient.
And there's always going to be someone at the top and that somebody at the top is always going to get fucking like corrupted and like power hungry and eventually just fucking fucking up in total.
So socialism in theory is a good thing.
Socialism could never work in the real world because of human greed.
Well, I think we know how you feel about socialism.
But here I'm going to read a Bible verse and then I'm going to read a excerpt from the Communist Manifesto and see if I can explain that.
I already I already know this.
I fucking saw this the other day.
You saw what I saw this fucking little game thing and it was hey, which is this?
Is this in the Communist Manifesto or is this in the Bible and all of them were from the fucking Bible?
I know what this fucking joke is.
I know what this fucking thing is doing.
I was saying like I was saying like I'll read from the Communist Manifesto and see if I can explain it like you do.
Here's another Bible verse for you though.
Matthew 4 18 20 and Jesus walking by the sea of Galil saw two brethren Simon called Peter and Andrew his brother casting a net into the sea for they were fishers.
Oh, this is like some Old Testament shit.
No, no, no, that's old.
That's New Testament.
Anything with Jesus is New Testament.
And he said unto them, Follow me, I will make you fishers of men and they straight away left their nets and followed him.
That is a what?
That's a very, very, very famous.
Teach a man to fish.
No, that's not the same.
So basically what he's saying is that instead of being fishermen of fish, he's going to teach them how to guide, guide the masses into salvation.
It is salvation, but does that get you food?
No, he doesn't.
So he basically makes them walk away from them getting themselves food.
That's not what he said.
Also, Jesus was never hungry.
I mean, Jesus was hungry.
I'm saying Jesus was Jesus never.
So Jesus went up to these two assholes, Simon and Peter.
They're not assholes.
They're fucking Saint Casey.
They're fucking Saints and they're fishing.
And he said, Follow me, I'll make you fishers of men, fishers of men, Sal Sal making salvation for the population.
Does that mean he wants to make them with cannibals?
Oh, my God.
Talking about the Bible with cases, fucking talking about astrophysics with fucking Galatians.
Yeah, Galatians six, nine.
Yeah, and let us not be really weary and well doing for induced season.
We shall reap if we faint not as we have therefore opportunity.
Let us do good unto all men, especially unto them who are of the household of faith.
So you know how Satanists and shit like to have upside down crosses and stuff?
Yeah, that's actually not a Satanist symbol.
It's actually it's a Christian symbol that they just fucking like thought upside down.
Yeah, no, no, no, that's not even the thing.
Like like Saint Peter, Saint Paul.
I think it's Saint Peter.
Yeah, Saint Peter, Saint Peter was crucified upside down because he didn't want to be crucified the same way that Jesus was because he didn't think that he was worthy enough.
So they actually crucified him upside down.
So an upside down cross is actually a Christian symbol for Saint Peter.
Dude, you're talking about crucifixion.
I do. I will go into depth in the crucifixion if you want to talk about it because I actually think is a really interesting subject.
I fucking researched it a shit ton and the way that Jesus was crucified, no mortal man would have even made it to the fucking cross.
Well, I think they embellished a lot of those details like have you seen the passion, the passion of the Christ?
Yeah, I will watch it.
I will watch it.
It's a great movie.
I mean, it's watching my God get killed.
But but like it definitely like gives you fucking Mel Gibson, though, dude, it's it's very, very like it's a very good thing to show.
We all know he's racist.
It just ruins it.
Racist smelly ass Gibson.
Oh, he's my shit.
I love Reese's Gifts.
You talk to the Christ.
I do.
Passion of the Christ is actually a very like powerful film because it like it does.
It's probably one of the best depictions of Jesus and the suffering he had to go through for us because I'll just go.
I'll do a little synapsis of it.
But like Jesus was condemned to death.
We all we all know that.
But when he is condemned to death, when he got out into the center of town, the Romans and shurians, like they were like the NFL players of their fucking day, they were like fucking jacked fucking huge dudes, and they're taking fucking whips.
And people think that he was just whipped with like a leather whip.
Jesus was actually whipped with a leather whip, but it had thorns on the end of it.
And like it was like the thorns from and like when you think of thorns, you think of like Rose Bush and stuff. That's not the thorns that were back in the Middle East.
The thorns in the Middle East are like fucking like the size like fucking hyperdermic needles, and they just fucking wrap that into the fucking whip.
So every time that they whipped Jesus, they would fucking take out pieces of flesh and muscle.
So like his entire fucking back and shit was just fucking destroyed by by the whipping that he was getting.
So Jesus, before he even took up this cross and carried it to where he was where he was crucified, he got fucking whipped so fucking bad that like you could like the depictions of it like you could see the muscle fibers coming out of his back type shit.
Like he got so fucked up from getting like from getting whipped.
And then they're like, all right, you wouldn't die right away from that.
You wouldn't. But he fucked.
He got fucked up and then he carried across like fucking six miles.
And that cross wasn't like a fucking like light ass cross.
That was like a couple. That was like one hundred and fifty pounds.
I think actually we double check, but I don't I don't know the exact one, the exact weight of the cross, but they actually they have it.
He had to carry his own cross. Why did he why did he agree to that?
Why did he just not do it?
He had his it was his cross a bear.
Hold on a second.
Wait, the cross.
It's probably two hundred pounds.
So it was one hundred and sixty five pounds.
So Jesus, after getting his back muscles fucking ripped out of him pretty much, he had to carry one hundred and sixty five pound cross like six miles to the fucking to the hill.
When he got up to the hill, they fucking whipped him again.
Why do you fucking agree to carry it then?
I would have just fucking said, fuck you.
You want to hang me fucking crucified me.
Fucking you carry it, bitch.
Well, that's why you're not Jesus Casey.
Why are parts of the Communist Manifesto highlighted?
I got this from a nun, by the way.
I got a copy of the Communist Manifesto from a literal nun.
You're welcome, Tyler.
There's underlines and underlined and highlighted.
I know it's half a mile.
The way the cross was half a mile.
Oh, it was half a mile.
Yeah, but still I could get we could carry fucking one hundred fifty pounds.
We fucking did that as fucking EMTs, not half a fucking mile with your back ripped out miles, not that far.
That's fucking six minutes walking.
Yeah, with a fucking hundred and sixty five pound piece of wood on your back after you got whipped, it take a half hour.
Oh, it take a half hour.
How about I whip you for fucking thirty minutes and then I give you a hundred and sixty five pounds.
You have to carry.
That's nothing unbelievable, unbelievable case.
But then not only that, after he got to the fucking then he got nails driven into his fucking arms and legs and the nails went through his fucking wrist.
They went through his fucking wrist in between the radius and all the because like the depictions are always in the hand where he actually got it was in his wrist between his radius and all that.
Because if you put it in his fucking hands, he would have gotten his hands would have got ripped in half and fell off the yeah exactly.
So they actually put it between his radius and all on both sides and then they put the third nail in between his feet like they had him stand like that and they put it in between his fucking feet and they smashed it into his fucking feet and his feet were nailed to the cross.
And there was no way that he could like actively go up and like it and like get in a comfortable position because if you let himself relax, the nails would like dig into his arms.
And if he stood up like on like the thing, his feet would get fucking so like there was no way that they called it a dance of death back then when you kept on going up and downs because you get too tired to do something.
And then they like he would be like it would be kind of like a like a back movement like this.
Yeah, and like he like arches back and then like have to like flatten his back.
But every time they do that, it would just be more and more pain.
But what are like internal organs like fucking shut down?
Yeah, because like being suspended for so long.
Jesus, I think was only on the cross for three hours before he died.
Because he got so tired.
It was like three fucking days.
I thought it was like he he fucking went on the cross on like Good Friday or something.
He died on Easter.
No, he died on Good Friday.
He went to hell Ash Wednesday.
There it is.
He got betrayed on Ash Wednesday.
Then he fucking died on Good Friday.
No, he got betrayed on fucking Friday, too, because he had his last supper on Friday.
Then he no, it might have been Thursday.
Holy Thursday.
Yeah, he got betrayed on Holy Thursday.
And then he was crucified on Good Friday.
How long was Jesus on the cross?
So he had to walk.
He had to walk half a mile.
And then he died in three hours.
He died three hours.
Yeah.
But a Roman centurion who ended up becoming a saint actually stabbed him in the side to make sure that he was dead.
And when he got stabbed, he didn't bleed.
Water came out.
They turn into wine.
No, when the water hit him, when the water hit the centurion, he knelt to him.
He's like, this is truly the son of God.
And he left the the Roman Legion and became a the fucking what's the word for a preacher for the word of Jesus became Joel's team.
And he had a Joel's team, a fucking fight in Joel's team.
You love this episode, Joel's team.
That's the Bible episode.
But he Jesus ended up he when he got when he when he got like bathed in the water from Jesus's wound, he he gave up being a centurion.
He bathed in the fucking wound juice.
No, because he got he got when he stabbed him and the water came out, the water sprayed all over him.
Oh, that's gross.
Because blood didn't come out.
It was water.
Yeah, it was fucking fucking wound drainage, bro.
But he ended up he ended up becoming a saint preaching the word of Jesus and then getting martyred for that.
So, yeah, that's that's that's an interesting little tidbit.
But there's actually theories that they're the Vatican is trying to build or or find all the pieces of the true cross that Jesus was crucified on.
They have all the nails.
Apparently they have most of the cross.
And apparently they found the spirit of destiny, which is the one that got us.
How do they know that's the actual cross?
Carbon dating.
Where the fuck is it?
It's in the Vatican.
They have Jesus's cross in the Vatican.
The theory they have the cross of the Vatican, they're trying to put it back together.
But apparently the Vatican also has Jesus's crown of thorns that they put on him and the spirit of destiny.
And Hitler actually thorns thorns wouldn't survive two thousand years.
It was like, you know, like a fucking like case thing.
And it was bathed in the blood of fucking a divine person.
So it fucking would last.
It was divine, bro.
That's why I last.
Oh, my God.
But Hitler actually went on a quest to find the spirit of destiny because he thought it would give him power.
And yes, Indiana Jones, bro.
Pretty much like that's not even like that's not even like a joke.
Like Hitler was actually trying to find religious artifacts.
Yeah, Hitler's in the fucking fucking like satanic.
Yeah, he's in the summoning shit.
Yeah, like, did we ever talk about like the Hitler cult shit on on this?
I don't know, but it was like Harry Potter, like when he's fucking trying to get all the fucking fucking castle in Germany that he fucking that he did a whole bunch of satanic shit in.
Hitler wasn't as much into the cult as Himmler was.
And Heinrich Himmler ended up having like this fucking society called the Vril Society, V-R-I-L-L Society, which is was the occult branch of the SS.
And those guys did some fucking insane shit.
They did some fucking bat shit, insane shit.
And it was fucking wild, man. They did some crazy ass shit like, oh my God, the fucking look up.
Look, just look up Hitler in the occult and read some of the things on there.
Like it is out of control.
Out of control, man.
Cultism in Nazism.
Yes.
Aristophacy?
Erasafi?
Modern mythology?
Cult roots of Nazism?
Yep.
What?
Demonic possession of Hitler?
Yeah, that's actually a theory that Hitler was possessed by a demon.
For a demonic influence on Hitler, Herman Roeshing's Hitler Speaks is brought forward as a source.
Fucking Hitler's closest friends since childhood said that Hitler, 17 years old at the time, once spoke to him of returning to Germany to his former glory.
In his comment, August said it was as if another being spoke out of its body and moved him as much as it did me.
But yeah, Hitler, I think, was on copious amounts of drugs. Let's not even deny that Hitler was on fucking shit.
Yeah, so it was fucking JFK.
JFK was on a shit ton of drugs?
JFK was on meth, his fucking doctor.
Really?
His doctor shot him up, he was like, these are B vitamins, bro, and he shot him up with meth every day.
And he also shot up his entire family with it.
Did you know that the German soldiers were given meth-infused chocolate bars as part of their rations?
Oh, I see that.
Because the American soldiers would fucking talk to these Nazis that they captured, and they'd be like, how the fuck are you guys awake for fucking days at a time?
They're like, it's our chocolate. He's like, what the fuck do you mean it's our chocolate?
Yeah, they did that shit back then.
But they put meth in chocolate, and these guys were up for fucking days, man.
These guys were fucking out of their goddamn mind because these guys were on drugs and fucking copious.
Dude, I guarantee you, the United States military puts steroids and shit in their rations.
Dude, I ate an MRE the other day, the American military rations.
You can buy them and stuff, but I ate it.
And I was in a shit mood, and after I ate it, I felt fucking fantastic.
And I'm like, there's some shit in there.
What did you eat?
MRE, meal ready to eat, the United States military rations.
Where the fuck do you get that?
You can get it online.
Why the fuck do you get that online?
Because I'm training for the fire test, and it has insane amounts of protein and fills you up without putting on a shit ton of weight.
Basically, it's the perfect nutrition value of everything that you need in just one meal.
And you don't need to eat for two days after that because it's fucking good.
A space meal.
Kind of, but it's for military people.
But I don't know what the fuck's in that shit, but after I ate it, I felt fantastic.
Probably a fucking shit ton of calories, bro.
There's a shit ton of calories, there's a fucking shit ton of protein.
And I can't even tell you there's steroids.
Drink some fucking, what's it called, fucking feeding tube juice.
Do you ever, this is like an actual thing.
I wish Farley was here so he could tell you.
But shout out, Dan.
You'll be here eventually.
We like you.
Welcome back, brother.
Welcome back.
But other Dan, not regular Dan.
Not the other Dan.
But apparently during basic training, they give you this thing called freedom juice.
And there's a shit ton of saltpeter in it, which makes you not want to fuck or makes you not horny at all.
Like it nullifies sex drive.
So like you would drink this freedom juice and once you drink the freedom juice, you'd be like, yeah, I don't want to.
I don't want to jerk off or fuck or anything.
All I want to do is kill.
Yeah, it's like that fucking one episode of Black Mirror.
That's fucking the military officers had like things implanted in their heads, so they saw like the enemies as like monsters instead of real people.
So it would be easier to shoot them and it made them like more compliant.
It's kind of like happening with drugs now.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you seen the fucking Apple like fucking VR headsets that they got?
No.
Dude, they're crazy.
Look that.
Apple has a VR headset now.
Yeah.
Look it up.
It looks like fucking Ready Player One.
Is it going to be better than Oculus?
It looks better than the I haven't fucking put one on Apple Vision Pro.
Yeah.
Look, look up images of it and then look up Ready Player One.
It literally looks like fucking Ready Player One.
Is it a gaming?
Yeah, like it's like a gaming thing and the thing.
But like you see how that looks.
Then look up Ready Player One's headset and it literally looks the same as the Apple headset.
It's not out yet.
No, it's not out yet.
I should get a VR headset.
Apple Apple.
What's called?
I got to see it like I got to.
I got to like actively like put one on and check it out before I do Apple Vision Pro.
Yeah, it's thirty five hundred dollars.
Yeah.
Are you getting my asshole?
Yeah, it's fucking ridiculous.
Yeah.
Who would pay thirty five hundred dollars for that retards?
Is it that much better than Oculus?
I don't know.
I got to fucking see how it looks though.
It's fucking like like the actual like thing because I think you can actually just walk
around with it and and shit and then like once you like want to go into VR, you just
tap the side of it and it flashes the thing on your fucking on your vision.
Three thousand five hundred dollars is a bit much.
You can do that on Oculus too.
Yeah, black and white.
But dude, I don't know how that's going to fucking work out, but it's going to be ridiculous.
It looks fucking crazy though.
Launch in early twenty twenty four.
I kind of like want to put one on to see what happens like fucking go to the mall and go
to fucking.
The Apple Store.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
But like, dude, it's going to be crazy.
Like it doesn't need controllers or anything like you use.
Like it like tracks your hands.
So instead of using controllers like you have to like go like this with your hands and like
snap to like do like things and like, oh yeah, I want to try that.
Yeah, it looks fucking nuts like then.
Did you look up ready player one shit?
Is that a game on it?
No, no, no, no, it's a it's a movie.
Ready player one headset.
It literally looks like the ready player one headset.
Oh, yeah.
I think it's like it had to be like modeled off of it.
Yeah.
That movie.
How low was that movie?
Ready player one.
It was like a movie where everybody wears like VR headsets all the time and shit and
like the owner, like the inventor of the of the of the think it was called the Oasis.
The inventor of the Oasis ended up like doing like dying.
And then he is like whoever gets like the end of like this like this like this like thing like this quest will
get every single share in his company and basically own the Oasis.
So he had to like like the main guy like was trying to go through and get the get it.
But eventually he ended up fucking doing something.
And it's a fucking long movie.
But by the end of it, like the main character like wins like the prize and like the fucking feds try to kill him or whatever.
At the end, he's like, yeah, I'm going to shut down the service for like two days a week so you can like fuck your girlfriend
and shit.
So yeah, that's pretty cool.
Every Wednesday and Monday, you're you can't use it because you have to be in real life too, because you guys are using the service for too much.
It's like what if you're fucking only days off on Mondays and Wednesdays?
Yeah, like there's a black new black mirror episode where they had like the streaming service called Strawberry or something that was like Netflix.
And this lady was watching it and she was like, that's my life.
And they like made a story about her in real time.
She was like, they can't fucking do that.
And there's actually like actually in the terms and conditions, you can make a story about your life.
And it was called Karen is awful or something.
I forgot her names.
Somebody is awful.
Joan is awful.
That's fucking weird.
And then Netflix was like, yeah, we're going to be doing this about everyone soon.
So you can just see a documentary of your own life and how awful you are.
Dude, I love to watch Doc fucking Tyler is awful.
I would love to watch you watch the first episode of the new season of Black Mirror.
It's cool.
I haven't watched it yet.
No, but I got to.
Oh, my God.
I would love to watch a documentary about my fucking self.
Tyler's awful.
All right.
You want to take a break and return with Dan?
Hopefully, hopefully you'll be back on the podcast.
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.
I'm going to be talking about the nightclubs, bro.
Oh, we'll talk about it.
But this is the song that you should have used.
What?
I'll play it.
I'll play it after.
What is it?
Thirty six by two chains.
Oh, two chains.
Thirty six.
That's how many grams in a brick.
Thirty six.
Episode thirty six.
Oh, I see.
I think I fraction my thumb.
Or ounces.
Ounces.
Thirty six ounces of the brick.
Yeah.
So fucking funny how the night moves.
Yeah.
It was.
So I met a demon.
We met Spongebob Squarepants.
Oh, God.
We fucking met one weirdo that got flash banged.
He was out of control.
I mean, that a former EMT.
Yeah.
The bartender.
That was interesting.
Weird.
And then there's just like a bunch of like couples there, which is also very strange.
That makes it fun, though.
Yeah.
It makes it less like awkward, less like sexually compulsive and more like of a fun environment.
You know, because the strippers get into like showing off for the checks.
Yeah.
I'm better than you type shit.
No, no.
Because a lot of girls like strippers, too.
Everybody likes strippers.
And so it's more fun.
It's more family oriented.
You know?
That's why I was hoping that your girlfriend would go.
Yeah.
You know, stuff happens.
I couldn't go, obviously.
Yeah.
We'll have to we'll have to take a special trip.
We'll have to go to Vegas.
Dude, I want to go to Vegas and meet Chris Angel, Mindfreak and Zach Bagans.
Let's go to that fucking Atlantic City.
Dude, I got a I had a bad time in Atlantic City.
Where the fuck is Atlantic City?
New Jersey.
Is it?
Yeah.
I was thought Atlantic City was in like Georgia.
No, it's not.
It's really not far from here, but I wish it was further.
I went there on vacation like two years ago.
Did you?
Yeah.
And you didn't get jumped?
No.
Dude, Atlantic City is a great place to get fucking stay at.
What's a fucking hard rock hotel, bro?
They had fucking a bunch of rock relics there.
They had fucking Elvis's car.
Oh, shit.
Prince shit.
I want to go to the fucking Planet Hollywood hotel in Vegas.
Dude, we should go to Vegas.
That'd be fun.
Me and my me and my girl.
I'm looking at rings currently and we're going to get engaged.
But we're thinking our honeymoon is in Vegas.
Oh, that'd be awesome.
Yeah, dude.
There's so much fun shit in Vegas.
I like Vegas.
The Gobi Desert.
Did I ever tell you the story about Atlantic City on my 21st birthday?
No.
No, you didn't.
So I went to see DJ Tiesto.
Oh, fucking Tiesto.
Yeah.
You know who Tiesto is?
Yeah.
Dude, I was super into EDM when I was fucking like 13.
Yeah.
So this would have been 2010.
That's about the time that I was super into that shit.
Yeah.
And dude, so I got, this is when I was like big into drinking and I got fucking wasted
before his first song even.
I was like beyond hammered.
Like before, like the opener?
Yeah.
It was like song one.
I was already toast.
And I passed out, woke up with no cell phone, no wallet.
And while the guy was vacuuming, I woke up to the guy vacuuming in the venue.
Right.
So I missed the entire fucking thing.
So just like song one.
So I'm like, oh fuck.
Was he just like, you have to go my friend, my friend, you have to leave.
My friend, you could not sleep here.
Do you have to go?
So I went out to the boardwalk and it was at the Taj Mahal.
That was the venue.
Trump's Taj Mahal, right?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
I didn't even know anything about Trump then.
I saw the ticket.
They changed it to something else.
Oh, did they?
I stayed in like next to it.
Oh my God.
I think I have Tourette's.
So dude, I go out to the boardwalk and I'm still, still fucking hammered, dude.
Obviously it's only been a couple of hours.
And I was like asking people if I could use their cell phone.
There's one guy let me use his cell phone.
Tried calling my phone and it didn't ring.
So I'm like, fuck.
I'm out.
I can't find, I have no wallet, have no cell phone.
The only thing I had on me was pepper spray.
A little personal use thing of pepper spray is like the size of this smelling salts thing.
So you just mug somebody with pepper spray and rob their phone.
Dude, I was just running around Atlantic city, like hiding behind shit because I heard it's so dangerous.
Just like hiding behind shit until the sun started to come up.
Right.
So I was just with my pepper spray, just like, you know, trying to like figure out.
You should have went to a fucking police station.
Well, I was trying to figure out what hotel my friends were at.
And so your friends just left you.
Well, we got separated and then it was all over.
So, so I went, I was like, I think it was the Taj Mahal.
I went back and I was like sleeping in the lobby with like all these homeless people that were there too.
And this guy came along and he's like, everybody out.
You can't sleep here.
Got to leave.
So I got kicked out with all these homeless people.
And so we're like zombies, like just getting let out in the street.
Dude, you fucking went with the fucking.
You just went and became homies.
I was with the homeless people.
And finally, I like wandered around Atlantic city until I found this fucking motel.
And my buddy had pulled the curtain back when I knocked on the door and he's like, just shook his head.
Oh my God, he's alive.
That was a disaster.
I don't know what happened in that period.
I'm like, did I get raped?
Did I get raped?
And so your asshole feel hard?
No, you have some alimac experiences with that.
That was rough.
But, dude, losing my cell phone and my wallet is just fucking.
I'm guessing you never got your phone or wallet back.
No, no, no.
And then the mystery was always out there.
Like, who's got my fucking phone?
You know, it was Blackberry back in the day.
Oh, they definitely fucking just fucking like brick that shit and then fucking sold it.
Yeah, probably.
It was really nice to was the one with like the little fucking pearl in it.
Yeah, yeah.
It was before they had like the sensors, which were stupid.
Yeah, they had the actual little ball.
Yeah, I think was gangster.
I think it was fucking cool.
But you talk about the Titanic thing summary.
Yeah.
We were saving that for you because we figured you had some opinions.
That's definitely definitely a conspiracy.
So my take on it.
I also hate rich people and they all paid 2000 or 250 thousand dollars to get on that.
And I'm like, that's six times my salary.
So fuck them.
I don't care.
Fuck them.
I'm happy they're dead at the bottom of the ocean.
I think they were alive.
I think they were alive here first.
I think they were alive.
Did you hear they found a debris field?
No.
Yeah, they found a debris field.
So the Titanic wreck.
Well, I think that Ali Mack is now in a gay bar.
Wow.
I bet he is.
He said he was at a semi gay bar.
And now he's like, that's actually a gay bar.
Now he's coming out.
Yeah, I think what happened with that sub is I think the US took it out.
And I'll tell you why.
Because there were private companies.
There was a guy on it was a news broadcast.
One of the guys that owns he was like the PR guy for Ocean Gate, which is the company that owns the sub.
He said he's like, look, we're getting a lot of like we're getting some help from the government,
but we're also getting a ton of resistance from the government.
Right.
He goes, I'm getting out of office emails.
He goes, we do not have minutes, hours.
We just don't have time.
We have to move now, right now.
And nobody's helping.
So the US government wasn't stepping up to the plate until he started complaining about him.
Right.
So they he said that the private sector moves very fast.
And he says the government is so slow.
And he go and the newscasters like, well, what's the holdup?
And he said paperwork and he said paperwork, government paperwork.
And he goes, yeah, government paperwork.
He goes, we have people on the tarmac with the equipment ready to go and the government will not sign the paperwork.
So he said these private companies are all ready to go.
In France, actually, they sent equipment out there and without the US government's approval, they said, well, we're not going to wait for your approval.
And I actually said that in a comment on this newscast.
I said, you know, sometimes it's better to ask for forgiveness than to wait for permission.
And that's kind of that's exactly what France did.
And some bitch commented, she's like, yeah, for giving us that permission or something.
Yeah.
This bitch commented back.
She said, said every criminal ever.
I just said, OK, like brother, brother, there's fucking five people at the bottom of the ocean.
So anyway, this was actually a where the fuck in the ocean is this?
Is it like right around where the Titanic went down?
I know that where the fuck did the Titanic go down?
It's like it's like nine hundred miles east of Cape Cod.
Oh, so it's closer to America than anyplace else.
So it's closer to Newfoundland.
The fuck is Newfoundland?
It's part of part of Canada.
Gay.
Yeah.
Newfoundland because the Vikings found it.
And it's like the first one.
But so this was really a race between the government and private industry to find the submersible.
Right.
And they've never had a problem in the past.
Right.
It's never ever been an issue.
I believe what happened is a private company located it and the the news that they had done that was suppressed.
And they were actually rescuing them.
And because it wasn't the U.S.
government that found them, the U.S.
government took out the sub.
They said, if we can't get it, nobody's going to get it.
So what was the submarine doing?
Like, what was the background?
They were just trying to jerk it off around the fucking Titanic.
Yeah.
Just jerking around, you know, a fucking it's like, well, they got the full experience.
That's for sure.
You know, the full Titanic experience.
They didn't get the full Titanic experience.
Like they weren't salvaging it.
They're just looking at it.
They're just checking it out.
That's it.
Dude, you think about how terrifying that is.
I mean, if you went down there with some friends, you got to think like, hold on.
We're good.
Yeah.
So yeah.
Okay.
So you go down there with with four your friends, right?
Yeah.
All right.
You got ninety six hours of oxygen.
All right.
How much do you got to like these people on our fucking seventy five when they're breathing
up your last twenty, twenty hours of oxygen?
Yeah.
You start thinking about all this, all the shit they ever said to you.
You're like, oh, I don't like that thing.
He said to me that one time.
I don't know how much of a friend he really is.
Yeah.
It's like that.
That was Chalane coal miners.
So just imagine, just imagine it's me, you, Casey and Ali Mac all down there and we're
in this fucking sub.
Do we kill the fucking pilot?
Dude, we're bros.
Why do we kill him?
Just so he doesn't breathe?
Yeah.
Just so he doesn't breathe oxygen.
So we kill him.
I think we kill Ali Max second.
I'd sacrifice myself.
Who would we want?
We take a vote.
I'd sacrifice myself or we'd flip a coin.
Now we'd kill the pilot first.
Yeah.
Fuck that guy.
We killed a PlayStation controller.
That's why you just have to go down together.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'd kill the pilot.
There's a few strip clubs I want to see before I die.
I'd kill the pilot.
Then I'd be like, all right, boys.
It's been an honor.
When do you guys choke me the fuck out till I die so I don't breathe?
And then you're rescued like immediately.
There's just two dead bodies in the fucking sub.
I'd look, I'd say hour 75 I'm eating somebody.
You know, cause I, you would have not eaten because you don't want to have the shit in
the shit in the side will be like you can kill me so I don't breathe but you
can't eat me why are you gonna stop them eat the pilot just like you just start
killing and eating people at our 75
hours 76 people raw you gotta do what you gotta do what caused the fucking
accident I think it was just a rapid decompress well one I think it was a
government to if it was natural causes I think which it wasn't was it ghosts
maybe Titanic goes so the viewing port was only rated for those ghosts the
viewing tell you the viewing port was only rated for 1500 pressure like pounds
for spirit ghosts so and the place they were going was 400 4000 pounds of
pressure so it didn't even make it like halfway I'm guessing and it's fucking
but they use this sub all the time no but it was only rated for 15 but it goes
down the floor really yeah so they push it beyond what it's rated for yeah
Jesus fucking Christ so I'm guessing that like they're like a pressure thing
just crushed the glass bro can you imagine I had imagined that actually what
happened is instantaneously just flattened like a pancake no because I'm
guessing that like the the glass like the the glass that was only rated for
like a like a thousand five hundred cracked and then once that cracked it
just fucking got all the pressure and just dude can you imagine seeing that
start to like start to crack yeah oh my god and then you a little of water yeah
right that's the last thing you you know ever just like instantly crushed with
fucking water yep oh my god rich people fuck dude well I mean I'm gonna take a
vacation to the Titanic fuck you I mean I would love to see that I think I'm
glad you're dead I think that would be fucking amazing but they got died on
the Titanic huh I thought oh my god oh this one bitch who thought that she
died in the Titanic and was reincarnated who where did you work with her the
place that we all your work yeah do I know who this is I don't think so she
was after you but this bitch literally we would make jokes about the Titanic
all the time and she'd get super said it oh my god it was hilarious fucking
break dude we'd be like
and she'd be like it's not a joke it's not a joke I died in the Titanic I died
on the Titanic I'm like bitch what the first time serious yeah the first time
she said that I'm like what Wow and she's just like yeah I'm reincarnated I
died in the Titanic I have dreams about being in a Titanic all the time I'm
like that's bad shit insane I'd like you'll have to tell me after who it is
was fucking wild dude there is something so crazy about the Titanic like James
Cameron did such a good job in that movie we are the Capri also that's just
an awful movie in general that's like such a fucking great movie when Ali Mac
comes about no morally it's just a bad movie fucking hey I got engaged to this
guy but fuck that guy baby make a shit yeah rose a piece of garbage grandpa
Jack and Willy Wonka's I mean grandpa Joe you fucking in breath doesn't
doesn't fucking make it a bad movie no I'm saying the movie's a good movie I'm
saying that like morally it's a bad fucking movie yeah definitely I like the
notebook like what the fuck is up with like these hallmark movies and shit
about like these women that just fall like they have like a good husband that
like provides for them and stuff but then they go back home and they fucking
fall in love with Titanic was a good husband no but like I think I don't know
no you punch her in the fucking face like shooting at him yeah he was trying
to shoot him yeah like but like in general like the hallmark movies were
like she has like a good husband that like provides for her and like is like
a good guy and she goes back and there's just a fucking lumberjack and she's like
I like him I like him so much better and the husband and she's like I'm gonna
leave my husband for this fucking lumberjack guy yeah it's fucked up like
what the it's like they're just like cuckold stories yeah yeah but women love
that shit man like I don't know why like there's like they're like fuck my
husband that guy's a douchebag I'm gonna fuck a lumberjack but it's always like
the poor lumberjack yeah yeah yeah like it's showing that like money as in
everything yeah but you're already married yeah was she married to that
guy in Titanic or they were getting married I think they were engaged and
then she gave him she gave Jack fucking Luke Nicknutt Leonardo DiCaprio the
fucking engagement gift and he's just like yeah like that'd be like you fucking
like meeting some broad and like you're single and she's like here's my
engagement gift that my fucking fiance gave me I'm giving it to you it's also
worth like ten million dollars I'd be like okay but like like these bitches in
like these movies that go and fuck the like the lumberjack guy like in
actuality the lumberjack guy would be like yeah that was a nice night get the
fuck out of my house but I love you but I love you so yeah I don't care like
fuck you yeah the notebook really is a similar movie yeah I didn't think of
that because it's like that's good that whole like they're talking to her when
she's like 105 with dementia yeah right yeah yeah and is he there yeah and he's
like reading her out of the notebook yep yeah yeah god it's so gay yeah I had a
stupid girlfriend that was obsessed with that movie women watch that bull have
the worst taste of movies ever yeah like have you read like dude do you even fuck
with Ryan Gosling fuck you I love Ryan got the notebook is probably my favorite
movie I love Ryan Gosling and I fucking hate the notebook remember all the fun
we had before you were retarded a place beyond the pines yes
connected the entire thing was I had a mohawk ambulance they did yeah by
oh yeah and it's connected a PD and there's like the old blue uniforms that
they had I actually like the story of that movie though it's solid I like I
don't like the second half of the movie the second half of movie fucking sucks
but like the part where Ryan Gosling is pretty good I think the whole movie's
good it's it's I just fun seeing like all the the things you know around
Schenectady yeah and then they're mentioning places that are like actual
real places mm-hmm yeah they're like all over on washout road yeah I have friends
that live there like like you also have like the like the Altmont fair where he
like works in like the the death cage like the the motocross death cage and
I'm like I've been there yeah I really watched that show so crazy yeah it's
funny that they kept because a lot of times what will happen is they'll film
like a movie also the soundtrack for that movie is fucking great I have to
watch it again cuz I kind of forgot what the whole premise was well sometimes
they like mentioned the name of city and sometimes just like ambiguous yeah this
one the the name of the movie the place beyond the pine it's literally
Schenectady what translates right from from Iroquois to yeah yeah wow that's so
weird I don't I don't remember the like I think the director was like born here
or something yeah yeah the writer yeah writer I don't remember what the exact
like premise was I just know he's like a motorcycle bank robber well you know
you didn't watch the whole movie I did I just I watched it so many fucking times
when I worked there because it was just on the TV constantly it just never
stopped what I'm a hawk yeah like a motorcycle and he'd like turns into a
bank robber like fucking listen to this like this fucking soundtrack is
phenomenal if this fucking loads oh the soundtrack yeah some tracks good
oh you're talking about like the score for the score he's like a bank rob he's
turned into a bank robber to provide for his infant also the finds out he has a
kid yeah and eventually one of them goes wrong and he gets like arrested or we
the cops catch him and he runs from the cops and they end up shooting him yeah
he dies and then the movies about like his son it's about legacy like the whole
movie is about it's about well Bradley Cooper is like the cop that shot him
and Bradley Cooper's son and Ryan Gosling son become friends but then they
find out like your dad killed my dad yeah and then they're like oh I'm gonna
fucking kill you and then he rides off on a dirt bike at the end and then though
and then oh yeah yeah yeah now it's coming back yeah it's like this weird
looking beta kid yeah yeah dude I fucking hate that actor for whatever
reason like every movie that he's in like I just want to punch that kid in
the face yeah like that fucking the kid in the movie that played his son yeah
yeah but like but like the one scene that got to me was like when he went to
his dad's old trailer he did the fucking Albany accent perfectly though did he
really did Albany accent yeah yeah we have an accent but we just don't know
it like the ghetto Albany accent yeah really yeah is it like there but I'm
about that it's like it's like a New York accent but like way more trashy so
like like a lisp kind of wait the fuck does it doesn't the emo kid the movie
the emo kid or or or Ryan Gosling the the kid that's Ryan Gosling son oh yeah
yeah but Ryan Gosling did a pretty good job at like mimicking like our
speech like pattern type shit cuz he's supposed to be from Schenectady oh
really yeah I had flashbacks watching that movie yeah man to run it from the
Schenectady police on a motorcycle dude but like I was I was definitely like
trying to show you this fucking stupid accent the one scene that like got to me
though is like when like the kid went to like the dad's like old trailer and like
when he went to his old trailer like his neighbor came out and he's like I'm his
son and he's just like oh but then like he went to the trailer and he picked up
his dad's old sunglasses that he used to wear and when he put them on he goes you
look just like your dad and I remember me and your dad used to sit out here and
talk and shoot the shit while we drank and he gave him he gave the kid a beer
and he just like this one's for your father and like he kind of gave him like
oh listen to the stupid accent
let me talk to you. I want to say I'm sorry about what happened earlier right?
I was a dick I want to know you lost my money all right like that's I think
that's all I need to fucking say all right but I'm willing to fucking squash
it okay if you need to squash it I'm gonna squash it. Now that you mention it yeah
that's how. What you thinking? Okay. You good? Dude I know like ten people that sound like that.
I'm gonna party at my pops place tonight. My pops is fucking off the chain beat.
I can't do that man I'm sorry. Why? You got family stuff you gotta do? No but I got stuff I gotta do.
You want to squash it right? I'll squash it. So you don't come tonight.
You want me to come to your party tonight? I want you to come to my party.
Alright cool I'll see you tonight. Hold up. Give me your favorite B. Bring some oxys alright?
That sounds like somebody from Albany. That does sound like somebody from Albany.
Hey hey hey let me be straight with you B. Bring some fucking oxys. Yeah that's I can like everybody I know that sounds like that.
Like I feel like does cocaine. Back when I was in high school that's how I talked.
I literally talked like that when I was in high school. Yeah. How did you break it?
How'd I break it? I fucking went to college and people made fun of me constantly.
Like fucking and then I went to Mohawk and fuck. I said yeah whatever.
But when I went to that like that like fully broke it because like nobody talked like a scumbag.
You gotta do the PCRs and mount this ambulance. You gotta just do it for me.
No because like I'd be like I'm from Warner of Elite and a lot of people from Warner of Elite sound like that.
And that's just kind of how like we talk to each other. I'm like damn man what the fuck's going on with you?
I know somebody just like you mentioning that. You're kind of from that area that I went to school with.
Yeah. That talked like that for the longest time.
But like the thing is like when I get upset I go back to that accent.
Like back to like my like you know more like scum scummy accent. But like I can I could go right back into it.
I'll be like damn man what the fuck's going on with you man. Like the fuck.
Like man. Like I'm like and I was looking at somebody like you fucking kidding me.
Like seriously like dude I'm like I'm like are you fucking kidding me right now.
Like I fucking told you not to do that shit. Like are you. It's kind of like a New Yorkish.
New York. Yeah. Long Island ish. Fucking I'm going back into it.
Like fucking instead of saying yeah I went yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Like but like it's weird because like you can hear me sometimes go into that.
Like when I'm talking to you guys. But like it's just like it's a hard accent to like like fully get back into.
Unless I'm like pissed off. But like it has like more of a more like this sound to it.
Yeah. And like that's kind of how I talk to people. I know exactly what you're talking about.
Like cause like when I was when I was going to school I would talk like this to people because that's just kind of how I fucking I grew up.
Like I just it's a more like like up up in your throat type shit and like yeah yeah yeah.
Like you're you're you're endings of your words are kind of like like you just like you just like fuck the end of the word.
You know it's like a it's like a culture. Yeah. Yeah. So like you're doing like that shit and like you just go up to somebody like you know what's up B.
How you doing. It's like you know homes. We have been like a fucking party tonight if you want to fucking come by.
Like it's like a fucking weird like Italian esque like. Yeah. That would make a lot of sense because this this area has like a lot of Italian.
But like I'm not Italian at all. I'm fucking German. Right. Right. So like but like I went from talking like this a lot of times to talking like how I talk now.
Yeah. Like dude I think the more I've gotten out of like urban environments the more I talk like you know a normal person.
But like when I was younger and I was just like in urban environments I just be like hey how you doing baby.
Like what's up. You want to go fucking hang out at Bach today. You want to fucking go on a swing set you want to fucking do this shit.
You know what I'm talking about. Like you know man I don't fucking touch that weed shit. Get that fucking shit away from me.
I'll fucking punch you in your fucking throat. Yeah. The kid I knew that used to talk like that.
I used to call him date rape. Don't fucking call me date rape. What the fuck's wrong with you.
Come on. Yeah. I feel like I've taken hundreds of people in the ambulance that sound like that. Yeah. Yeah.
But yeah I had to change my fucking accent to not look like a retard. No. Yeah. That's a good life choice.
Because like I had a way more like New York City accent when I was a kid and I realized that that sounds real scummy.
It's about the scummiest thing. The scummiest thing you can sound like that one podcast that I was listening to the what say you podcast.
Yeah. I can only take so much before I'm like I'm losing fucking brain cells listening to that.
I love that. You got to listen to that. I have your pants episode. Yeah. Yeah. I put it on the back burner just because you know any longer.
I listen to like three episodes in a row and I wanted to fucking take a shot. Eat in my fucking. So dude I was watching.
So like my my family like came up from Brooklyn and my grandfather came up from Brooklyn and he has a Brooklyn accent and my dad has a slightly more Brooklyn accent than
me. And then when I get upset I have a Brooklyn accent. So it kind of like is slowly getting away from the Brooklyn accent to upstate.
So I have like a weird combination of like an upstate and downstate accent and it depends on the wording that I'm using.
But the more scummy sentence I'm saying before I sound like I'm from downstate the more I'm trying to be a good person the more I sound like I'm from upstate.
In church you have a different accent. It's like oh yeah. It'd be like fucking go to confession.
Hey yo father what's going on home. I fucked up a little bit. Look I fucking pop the cap and some of these ass.
Speaking of trashy accents you guys ever watch the pranos. Yeah. No. Yeah. I fucking love that.
The problem with watching soprano the sprinos is the more I watch it the more I want to do some gangster shit. I just say I'm so influenced.
I'm just like I just start kind of talking like them. I start carrying myself a little like Tony Sprano. Everything I do I go to the fridge.
Are you fucking kidding me. Are you fucking kidding me. Oh my god. I love towards the end when Tony starts like hallucinating and shit like talking to fish and like he's like the fucking fish is talking to me.
The fucking fish is talking to me. He's like Tony I know that you killed those people. I know that you killed those people.
It's like your fucking fish don't fucking talk to me like that. Are you fucking get a fucking fish. A fish is talking to me. Are you fucking kidding me.
Oh forget about it. I love what he's dreaming about banging a psychiatrist. Yeah. Yeah. That's the best.
Dude that fucking she's in. She's the wife from Goodfellas I think. I think so. Yeah. Did you ever see fucking what the fuck. My cousin. Fuck it had a Ralph Macchio. My fucking cousin Vinny. Yeah.
Dude. His fucking his wife was fucking gorgeous.
But like like Madison Ball. Yeah. But like his wife was gorgeous and my cousin Vinny. Do you ever see that. No. What does she look like. Look her up. Look up my cousin Vinny's wife. Are you all right.
All right. This is what's grinding my gears this week. Let's talk about overpopulation like I can tell you a few things. I can tell you they're already doing something about it. Yeah.
Yeah. Are you kidding me. Oh the fucking floor right in the water fucking fly. Oh wow. She is a babe dude. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. God bless pure bread.
Dude this this problem is being attacked from all angles. Bro you go to cities and it looks like a dystopian nightmare. I'm going to go to the bathroom and we got to talk about fucking mega cities when I get back. Oh my fucking god. I have a
Oh remind me mega cities. They're fucking terrifying. All going to be one of them. So all right. So I was talking to this guy who was planning a sailing trip across the Atlantic. Right. And this he wanted to cross the Atlantic in the smallest sailboat in history.
And I think his plan got canceled. But he was saying he was like independently wealthy. And this is kind of like how people like that think. But he was saying that he thinks the world's overpopulated in that if he could he would invent a radiation machine that just fries people's sex organs while they're waiting in line at the grocery store.
Oh I think that's a good idea. Actually well that's that when he said that I was like wow this guy is a complete psychopath. Well I mean you got to make sure it's like the one and I think we should fry the one in ten people's right. But how do you differentiate you ask you give them an IQ test.
And then a pill yeah it's like the last question is what does this taste like and it's it just makes him stare at eighty percent probably eighty percent of the world's popular eighty percent of the world's problems are caused by overpopulation.
Hmm. And here's the problem. My my optometrist was explaining this to me. I think I was talking about this. He was like he was really like pretending to be happy about it like trying to keep a straight face and smile. But he was like really you could tell he had some underlying anger about it.
He goes yeah. And you know what the problem is. Literally we have machines in here now like you know that machine that you put your face on to look at the like the barn in the distance. Yeah. Like and they try and figure out which lenses you need.
He's like people's faces are too fat to fit in the machine. So I had to order a machine to fit the fat people's faces. And then he's like and the problem is is that these people are breeding and the intelligent people are breeding.
So it's just creating it's like a Pareto distribution pre distribution where the dumbest people are breeding at an exponential rate exactly. You know that's why hospitals are fucking overrun with people like patients now. Yeah. I mean you know this should just take a vote to like sterilize people.
Why do you have to have five kids or ten kids like why can't we just limit it to one kid like China.
Well you can't really tell people how many kids they can have but I can I can tell people what drugs they can do. We can tell people what law they can do with their bodies. I can't think why can't they tell people that because it's it's not your business.
Your business to tell people how many kids they can have. But it's not your business to tell somebody not to have an abortion. They can we can do. Oh yeah. Fuck yeah. Get that. Get that incest started incense. I've been all right. So here's the thing.
So here's the thing. He's getting the incense going. Oh God that smells fucking great. Yeah it smells like a church. I still haven't been able to smell much. I need it.
I think what we could have is not telling people how many kids they can have, but suggested number of kids like a number just a smoking bro. I can't suggestion score
and then if you surpass that you're just yeah like your your child suggestion score. So a C S S. I think we confidence skate your C S S. We have a
more than one children. You have to come to have more than one children. That's a sentence yeah, but then it's still a problem. So yeah, we limited to one child each day and that's wrong is looking and if you have like ten kids, we take away nine now and make them into into labor camp. No, no, no. We just stop. I
we just bio slaves. We just stop other people from having kids. No, no, no, no. We take away the nine kids and we put them in labor camps, labor camp. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of sounds like somebody else. I know it's his name starts with H and ends with it.
I tell you it's a good idea bro bro. We don't have enough fucking food. We don't have enough fucking resources to support this kind of population, especially in overpopulated areas. Well, I promise you they're already they're already on top of it. Dude, even in rural areas. They don't have enough people. You look at like fire service, ambulance service like they don't have enough volunteers like nobody response. Well, that's because volunteer exactly.
I think it's hilarious. They don't pay people to to respond to those calls. I was thinking I'm like, you know, they should pay him by the fire and then I'm like, that's a terrible idea because then it would just incentivize by the call though where we used to work. Oh yeah. Oh my God. That would be almost like paid ten cents a call.
No, but like most of the places like there's actual places that do pay you by the call and they pay you like fucking seventy five dollars every call. So if we got seventy five dollars every single call, I averaged eight calls to nine calls. Wow. Every single day that I worked there couldn't afford that. And I just be like, yeah, yeah, I couldn't afford that. That frog though. That was a good idea. That was a genius idea. I missed that thing. So I want to talk about mega cities. We'll get to that. Yeah. I'm gonna go to the next one.
We just talk about population control a little bit. They're already they have already implemented. All right. Things to control the population. And like you said, fluoride, that's one of them. But estrogen, the other one is BPA. It's it is ubiquitous. The only thing that BPA
is or was invented for was synthetic estrogen. The back in the like early nineteen hundreds. And then they started just implementing it into everything that's plastic. Everything is made of plastic. It is literally in everything. It's in this cup. You think this is a paper cup. It's not. It's lined with plastic. Right. You think cans. Oh, it's metal. No, they're lined with plastic. BPA plastic. And then the government went to these manufacturers and they're like, hey, dude, let's get plastic.
This BPA is causing like this is cancer causing anti testosterone pro estrogen agent. I mean, it is estrogen. It's literally synthetic estrogen. Right. Not that it just causes it. Not that it just increases your estrogen. It is estrogen. The body recognizes it. It's probably cancer causing as estrogen. Yeah. I mean, definitely. So they just went and they said, oh, yeah, it's estrogen.
Which they're not mandated by law to take it out. But they just came up with something called BPS, right? This final ass. So it's exactly the fucking same. And that tumor. What's that? And then tumor. What's that? It's like a chemical that's like kind of the same. It's like a mirror image. It's like a
kind of the same. It's like a mirror image of something else. So it's like, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's like, if you lay the estrogen molecule over it, it's almost identical. Yeah. But it fits in the receptor, but it's not exactly the same. So it's like a key that fits in a lock and opens the door, but it's not exactly the same. Right. So there's no other reason to put this in plastic other than to reduce testosterone. So people stop breeding, which if you're smart enough to stay away from it, you're going to be able to do it.
But if you're that one in 10, you're just eating fucking SpaghettiOs every day. I think the government has a very, I haven't had them in a while, but when I remember the SpaghettiOs tastes like shit. I don't know. The government should have more interests in limiting the population. I think they have plenty of interest in doing it. I don't think they're doing it anytime.
Anything except like, you know, wars, that's one way they get rid of people. How do most people die? People die from like medical things like heart disease cancer, but there's no, there's no, we could have cancer by now getting hit by truck. So I don't want to go to hospital. I don't want to go to hospital. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But I'm going to be a doctor. You know, people are going to be able to get a vaccine. They're going to be able to get it. They're going to be able to get it. You know, it's all about the people that have to take it.
drugs. What's that? There's no incentive to care cancer yeah right, because it
limits the population, the cancer rates right and the fucking heart disease
rates. They limit the population. If we hear to all these diseases, we'd have
so many people here that we everybody would die from starvation.
I I think that
I think that the environment, the earth has a natural way of limiting the
population, but they're talking about like like curing aging. So you don't
age and you can live forever, but what if everybody lived forever, but they're
not going to, but that would just be like because the earth is just like oh,
I'm sensing there's too many people earthquake.
San Andreas fall opens up for a day, sucks up L. A. And go closes again. You
know what I mean, like the earth knows what it what it's doing. It's like up.
There's too many people plane crash. It's just like you know what I mean. It's
like oh my God, we don't know where this plane went. It's like yeah, the
magnetic poles just in that area changed for like 45 seconds in the plane
crashed and then they went back to normal. That's the earth. The earth has
ways of just taking care. That's God just taking out 300 people at a clip
just like that gone, you know, and then they just say it was pilot error and
well, we don't know what happened, but yeah, there's all kinds of like little
natural things that just look at Turkey. It took out like 50,000 people who what
in in Turkey, the earthquake. Oh, I don't know about that.
That's it killed like it was like last year, it killed like 50,000 people or
six months ago, six months ago.
It's crazy. It's crazy how many people can just die and we don't know about it.
Let me go. Let me see how many people
I think it was like 50,000. I didn't I didn't hear about that at all died in
Turkey earthquake.
Yeah, there were 50,000, seven hundred and eighty three deaths,
two hundred ninety seven missing in a hundred and so my god hundred and seven
thousand and when was that
this was this year
and it happened February sixth
noped in here about that
yeah, because I feel like you never like watch the news anymore. It was literally
back in the day like your parents always have the news on right, but here it's
just like you just like see on your phone on Facebook sometimes right right.
Yeah, it's like I don't even know how to get to the news anymore. Yeah, unless
it pops up on my YouTube feed. It's like usually Tucker Carlson on Fox News.
Yeah, but he's no longer on Fox News right other than that. Like I would know
how to turn a TV on and get to the news
and thank God for that bro. The amount of people that can't figure out how to
remote to use the hospital TV is a stabbing.
They should just get on those giant fucking remotes. You know they are giant.
I know. Yeah,
I got I got one of those for my boss at the last place I worked.
It was like literally like a foot and a half long by foot wide.
My grandfather finally figured out how to use a Roku. Oh yeah, and he was
sitting there. He's like, well, you can watch anything on here. I'm like, yeah,
you ran, but he's like crazy. He's like, you know, there's a Roku channel. I'm
like yeah, the Roku can fucking sucks. He's like
do there's a good things. That's gonna be us when we're seventy. I know with
like a fucking VR headsets back. No, it's gonna be like VR. We can like
actually feel everything. Yeah, that's gonna be a problem. I'm not gonna come
out of my house.
Now it was be like, oh okay, I'm just yeah. I'm just gonna go on disability
stay at home and explore the Internet all day. You'll become Don Juan.
Damn, no, that was that crazy real.
We're gonna say about mega cities. Oh yeah, I want to hear this. Oh my God,
mega cities are gonna be fucking terrifying. So the concepts of mega
cities aren't even like you think of New York City is a mega city, right? Yeah,
that's not close to what a fucking mega city is. Think of New York City stacked
on top of New York City seven times in the sky. Oh, this is like something
they're planning that in Minecraft. Yeah, so
they're building their idea is to build these platforms that go on top of a
city that can hold an entire other city on top of that platform and just
continually go up. Yeah, that sounds awesome. Just gonna know that sounds
like a dystopian nightmare. Yeah, fucking control the population. But like,
but like if you're poor, you're gonna be on the bottom floor. You're gonna have
any section eight housing they're building now in a fucking Albany. Yeah,
dude, it's like, but they're gonna be like, like the thing is they gotta find
a city to start it in and Albany would be one of the ones on the list to do
it. Yeah, because
they could build it out and then they do the top floor is the richest of the
rich people. It's like the elite of the elite of the elite and they leave by
like how about the fire department will love that. No, each each actually each
brother just go hide it. Each of the plates have their own fire police and
emergency right. That's like each level of the plate. So instead of being like
oh, I mean, are you talking about? No, no, no, no. Like if it's like it's so
big, it's like so big like each plate is its own city like you have like you go
up fucking a hundred levels and then it's its own. You have people living
yeah now entering no because like they said they said the only they could
only go up to seven levels like until people are like in like the atmosphere.
So you could only go up seven levels. I'm gonna call bullshit on this one. No,
I look it up. That sounds awesome. Yeah, but these people, but like you start
off like if you're super poor, you're underneath all the plates. You're at the
bottom level. Ali Mac, if you're listening, just agree with me. What the
fuck you're in the slums. You're in the fucking slums. If you're poor like
you're you're you're like it's just like a fucking like cesspool down there.
Like stab stab fucking like you have to call for food and shit. Second level.
So second level you start getting to like you know, actually, I think this is
a good idea. No, listen, no, this is this is crazy. This is like the fucking
crazy government shit that they do. Second level you have like you know
shitty houses, but at least you're fucking in the house. You're not homeless.
Right. And like it's like shitty like fucking like section eight houses, like
all that shit. Then the third level you start getting to like, you know, like
actual like nice things. But like each fucking level is a different city. Like
you had just a bunch of fucking different cities. But then eventually you
get to like level seven, which is like fucking paradise. It's like all rich
people fucking whatever. But each level has their own fucking government like
thing in it. And like each like like mayor's fucking like sections of the
city like own like police departments like that are like they have precincts
all around the different like just imagine seven New York City stacked on
top of each other. That sounds awesome. But the reason why there's there's the
the the the thought process behind it. The reason why they're doing this is so
instead of going with the population and because of climate change and shit, all
the people would live in these fucking mega cities stacked on top of each
other. And then the rest of the world would be able to regrow its trees and
stuff. So you'd be able to have all these trees and like life giving like
things just run wild again and be free like type shit and make like auction and
all that shit. But the thing is everybody's in these cities. If you're
not in one of those cities, you're in the fucking you're you're you don't get
government funding. You don't get like you're you're you're out there. You're on
your own. You're on your own. So like the only things that matter in these
fucking mega cities. Right. And everything in between is just dense
forest. That's that's kind of how it is now. Yeah. You know what I mean? In a way.
But like but like imagine this imagine New York City times fucking seven.
This is making my head spin. We have to expand into space in order to control
the population. We have to go live on Mars and make a colony on Mars. But they
basically have too many people on Earth. They have these things have these
fucking mega cities and they'd have like hundreds of them like the entire planet
would have hundreds of mega cities. They're just stacked on top of each other.
It would solve the population. I never see there's an outlet right there. God
damn it. Yeah. But you'd see that there is a there's a there's a there's a
population control thing. You wouldn't need to have population control because
you'd have enough room on each thing. But everybody would be in the fucking slums.
Yeah. But I was brought on level two and they moved me up to level three. I never
been out of this apartment complex. It's like the movie The Platform on Netflix.
But like it's like that. Yeah. But they're gonna just they're gonna keep
building up mega cities. And I think it's dope. You can literally never have left
your apartment complex. Yeah. I made it down to the first floor once but I never
went outside. So you see this this Netflix movie called The Platform? No. Oh
they fucking so there's like they kidnap people or no people sign up to be part
of this game and they live on like there's like five hundred floors or some
shit of like people that's like going down this huge building and they they
put like a like a huge feast in the middle of the thing and they send it
down and the first person eats it and then they send it down to the next
person. They eat it and it keeps going down and eventually when it gets to
like a hundred there's not like not much left right and it's just like scraps
and it keeps going down. So the people on the bottom are like fucking starving
and they're like shouting up to the people on the top to stop give us food
stop eating all food, but every month every month they switch so every month
they're in a new spot who comes up with this. So you go you go from like four
hundred to one and it's about this guy. Can you leave? No you can't leave and
it's about this guy and he's he's like he's roommates with this. You have a
roommate. He's a roommates with this old man and he's like teaching them how to
like live in this place and eventually the old man fucking starts to like try
to eat him because he's a cannibal. He's like living on the bottom levels, so he
like makes it back up at the top and they try to like kill people to to win
the game or whatever. It's crazy damn. It's called the platform platform. Yeah
to check that out.
Yeah, yeah, fucking right. This is kind of like it's kind of like a
metaphor, you know, for for society like oh yeah, yeah, so yeah, like the rich
people have all like them the wealth and like the poor people like look at the
scraps.
I was listening to Jordan Peterson talk about this. He said that if you have
like plumbing electricity and access to food, you're richer than like you're
richer than like ninety percent of people who have ever lived and he said
anything beyond that point is really it doesn't. You're really like not getting
that much more out of your money. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, because we live in like
a site. We've never had access to all those. We live in a society that has
access to all these things for the first time in like thousands of years to all
these things readily available. Yeah, and like I don't even have to leave my
house. I can just fucking order food. I don't even have to leave my like you
can just like have a job even if you work from home. You can just never leave
your house right.
Yeah, it's just interesting because everybody likes to blame the rich people
for everything, but it's like and that they should be like using their money
to solve world problems, but it really a lot of the world problems are solved
like they have ninety percent of people have running water and they have food.
They have a basement to a podcast. Right. That's like insane. Like you in all of
human history, you're like at the top fucking echelon, the top, like not even
like percentile, like less than that. But it's the king's paradox top 10 percent.
It's the king's paradox. You ever hear the king's paradox? No, it's that.
So kings in like medieval times were often the most depressed people because
yeah, because struggle makes you like happy because you need that. If you have
everything you've ever wanted, there's no point to life at that point. And
everybody's almost getting everything that they've ever wanted. They have
shelter. They can get laid. They can eat fucking whatever food they want. Dude,
if I want to eat something from another country, I can go on Amazon fucking get
the ingredients from that country sent to my fucking house and I can make that.
You know how fucking insane afford affordably. Yeah. You know how fucking
insane that sound to somebody who's even from the fucking eighties. Yeah. Like,
yeah, how fucking bad. It's like, oh, I want to make a an Indian curry from like
with like actual ingredients from India. I could go on Amazon right now, pay
like fucking fifteen dollars for everything and have it sent to my house by
fucking tomorrow. Dude, you could literally just go on like Uber Eats or
whatever and just order food from anywhere like made fresh at like basically
any time of day, especially if you're in a city. But just imagine telling that to
somebody who's from the fucking fifties. Yeah. Like, hey, guys, I can go on this
magic fucking thing in my pocket. I can say I want food. I want food.
Come to my house and give it to me. And it just shows up. Dude, what's going to be
wild is they already have this and they're just implementing it. Now is the
drone deliveries. So like I never heard of that. Yeah. For food specifically. Oh,
my God. They already do it with blood transfusions in other countries. So like
there's a central blood bank and they just they they launch this. It's like a
small airplane. Not really like the traditional drone like with the Ford
propellers. Yeah. But it's like a small airplane. So it launches off of a pole
and then it goes and it drops it on a little parachute. The packet of blood to
the hospital. So fucking insane. Yeah. And then turns around and comes back and
they catch it in a net and then they repack it and send it out again. That's
fucking insane. So the blood banks don't have to be within the hospitals. They
can just drop it off by a little parachute. Right. So that same company is
now coming out with food delivery drones. Well, they can deliver anything, right?
They also deliver like blood. But what this one does is it's like a main drone
and then it lowers a box down and the box has fans on it. Right. So it can it
can direct exactly where it wants to put it. So like it blows like blows the air
like the thrust one way to pull to the right or it sucks the other way to pull
to the left. That has to be so expensive. So it like centers it. Dude. Oh dude.
Once they build them though, they're already implementing. They're already
using them. So the more they use them, the more they pay for themselves. And
the cheaper Uber eats fucking order that lands on my fucking roof. It's coming.
It's probably it's probably I would guess it's going to be here by 2025. We're
going to be able to have that in all. Oh, 100% dude. Are you kidding me? They
already have it major cities though. I mean they had the drone delivery in major
cities. Yeah. So just comes drops your food down. You know, it's a thing that
drone and it goes like this. It's got a little thing that drops the food out
like that. It closes up and goes back up and it leaves. You know, it's a felony
to shoot one of them down. Like the like the like the Amazon drones and shit. Is
it? Yeah, it's a felony to shoot. Oh fuck. Oops. Yeah. It's a felony to shoot
your fucking weapon at anything legally anyway. No, no, no. It's like you have
like an EMP one that like you can like shoot like the EMP like waves of things.
Yeah, it's like a felony to shoot one down. Dude, I'm sure they're going to do
everything they can to stop that because it's going to put a lot of people out of
work. But, um, yeah, I mean it's pretty cool. But so just like let's use our
imaginations for a second, right? If we know like the general way in which things
like this are going, right? So like first we had like stuff delivered by fucking
ships like the Titanic, right? The Royal Mail service, the RMS Titanic, right?
And then we had things delivered by UPS truck, right? Yeah. Now we're having
things delivered by drone. Like where does it go from there? I think there's a
system of networks connecting houses like a series of tubes and they just they
just send it to that. Like you know how hospitals have those tube systems? Yeah,
yeah, kind of like that dude. I yeah definitely I don't see. I think the
infrastructure would be a little hard. Here's where I think it's going.
Actually all right mark my words. All right, I think we'll see this in the next
20 years. So they're just going to have a machine that has all the elements to
build something, right? Just like ink cartridges in a printer, but it's elements
and it just gets the elemental fingerprint of whatever it is that you want.
And it makes that thing out of the elements. Oh my God. So 3D printer. So it's
like like a 3D printer, but it literally can make anything. It could make this
fucking cup. It could make whatever the DNA is to the product. That's awesome.
You just doubt you just instantly downloads the instruction. Well, here's the
thing. The this AI shit, right? It's really not that impressive. Okay, what it
is is it's just faster access to more information than we've had before, right?
So it's really like Google on steroids. So the reason like you couldn't have this
10 years ago is because you didn't have the internet access the access to
instantaneous information like you do today. So, you know, like people wonder
why, you know, why we had to upgrade from 3G to 4G to 5G. It's literally the
faster we can get information, the more it's going to seem like magic, right? So
like, you know, AI is just faster access to information. So like if you had a
bionic limb, I was talking about this with my buddy the other day, if you had a
bionic limb that would sense like say there's a pothole or something and you
don't want to step in it and it would sense that you're about to like step into
a pothole and it would do like what a normal limb would do, right? Yeah, like
you'd get that information from studying how normal limbs work, right? But this
this would have to access that kind of information instantaneously, right? So
maybe it never encountered a pothole before maybe like Tesla's that like
stopped before an accident, right? Even even like that's not that crazy because
that's just kind of sensing like what's going on around it. Yeah, like a bionic
limb would have to pull like information from like say a hundred thousand
people's normal limbs that were like wearing sensors, right? Wait, what are
you talking about for like the last 15 minutes? We're talking about AI, right?
And how I've been zoned out for like the last 15. Yeah, no, AI is just faster
access to information. I was looking at cool t-shirts. Then we've had before. So
like, uh, where was I going with this? Oh yeah. So the thing that really limits
us is how fast we can access information, right? So like that that limb going to
step over the pothole would contact a server and say, what have these other
limbs done in this situation? What should I do? And then it has to write
programming, right? Write its own programming to tell the limb what to do.
And then it just spins around and then just snaps off and it beats the fuck out
of the person. If I was off, the cops have to come stop it.
Freeze!
Put the weapon down!
Stop resisting!
Stop!
It sent it!
It's a fucking bionic leg.
That dude, you just put it down. That could be a crazy movie.
Um, but, uh, yeah, so we're just going to have super fast access to insane, like
amounts of information. You can't even wrap your head around.
I'm not like other girls. I'm fucking worse.
So you have this machine that can build you a McDonald's cheeseburger, right?
That's fucking lit.
Yeah. You just order it on the McDonald's app, right? And so I want a
cheeseburger and it's, it's the material synthesizer. We'll call it.
It just synthesizes this fucking cheeseburger and fries out of fucking
seemingly thin air.
But the thing is, like the mega cities have that same thing, but that's how
they make the materials to make the mega cities.
And then also the byproduct is water.
So they'll sell the water from that back to you.
The byproduct of what?
Of like the exhaust that it gives out is going to be water.
Oh shit.
And like it's going to condense the water and they're going to sell the
water back to you that they got for free by synthesizing this shit out of the air.
Damn.
There's so much free water though on earth.
I feel like that's not very profitable.
God damn.
Dude, but do you just think about that?
And then here's what's also going to happen.
All these fucking people.
I'm sorry.
Am I going on a little long about this?
Oh, no.
My fucking phone takes forever to load because I'm out of minutes.
Dude, so you think you can order you like you go online and you're like,
oh man, I really want that fucking flesh light.
That's really nice.
And then the material synthesizer just yeah, I'll get it.
Twenty five bucks on sale.
Just fucking makes it right.
It's done like a microwave.
You think they could make human DNA out of that?
Yes. Yeah, dude.
Some people are going to it's going to integrate humans into it,
and that's going to be a fucking problem.
Can they make people out of that?
Dude, yeah, we talked about this with CRISPR genetic editing.
Oh my God.
We're on CRISPR.
Casper 3D.
I want to get this shirt.
What is it?
Let me say
tax fraud, war crimes, chronic IBS.
Don't piss me off.
I.R.S. coming from.
I feel like if you order that shirt, that's a trap.
You're going to be on a watch list.
I'm already on a watch list.
Let's be real.
We're all on watch lists.
This podcast is on a watch list.
We should call it the watch list.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude, but I guarantee you this
last thing I'm going to say, I'm going to get off this rant.
So as awesome as that is, you can order a fucking flashlight and have it
synthesized in your fucking house in this microwave looking machine.
In thirty five seconds, you can take it upstairs.
Do I get off and do it once?
I get to pick which porn star it is, anything you want, anything.
Also, Jean
you get to jerk off at once and throw it in the garbage.
Pleasure is going to be that much more instantaneous,
and kids are still going to be unappreciative about it.
They're going to be like, this fucking sucks.
This took so long.
Thirty five seconds to build this fucking.
My body built this in fucking 15 seconds.
This is unbelievable.
Unbelieveable.
I'll fucking choke the fucking kid out.
You motherfucker.
You ungrateful piece of fucking shit.
Back when I was a kid, I had to make things with my hands.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, yeah, back when I was a kid, you had to cook food.
They're going to have it so easy, though.
In kindergarten, they're not even going to have to paint.
They're just going to make AI paint for them.
They'll be like, they'll have a fucking like the inbred chip.
All right. Not the inbred.
The inserted chip in their fucking brain.
That's like the kindergarten chip where instead of having that, they just fucking
think of something and it's just like, I want to do this and just go
and it fucking paints it for them. It's like, well.
Well, how are you going to be able to tell if they're actually doing it themselves
or if they're having AI do it for them?
It'd be like you're cheating.
How are you going to be able to tell if somebody is like a fucking Picasso or if
they're just accessing AI and having it?
That's why art is is ridiculous.
That's why you need physical art.
That's why you need physical art, because you'll never know.
Yeah.
Like, the thing is, like, when I paint like my shit, like I paint like my my
like the figures that I paint like AI can't do that.
Like I hand like I hand painted that and like sure can.
No, no, no, no, because I've gotten things that like have been printed out in my
color and they all suck like they all suck like the only way to actually get a
like a nice paint job on something is to get a hand painted.
Like, I don't know how long until AI is going to be able to just hand paint
something better than a human.
It's probably not too long now, and I'm going to be out of a side gig.
It's coming because I fucking do.
I make 50 to 70 dollars on each guy that I sell.
Really? Yeah. Get out of here.
Yeah. I sell I sell fucking like they give me like six guys and I'm like, it'd
be 50 bucks for each guy. Like, and they're like, OK, they give me five people.
No shit. Yeah.
I like Warhammer things.
Yeah. I paint each one.
What do you do it on Etsy?
No, I have like a group thing that like, like,
and like if people are interested or I'm like, hey,
add your friends to this group for me if you want, if they want to get shit painted
and then I'll give them an I'll give them a private DM and then then we can go
from there. But basically, I just made like this group.
And because the Warhammer community is pretty like tight knit around here,
they they they give me they shoot me a text.
I'm like, I give them the prices.
Some people are like, that's too much.
I understand, but some people are like, yeah, paint these guys for me for like 50
bucks per guy. No shit.
Yeah. And it takes me about
you know, a little bit less than an hour to paint one guy.
So 50 bucks an hour, 50 bucks an hour.
Yeah, that's not too bad.
Damn, I got to start a business.
Yeah, we should start a business.
We should. Untitled LLC.
What should we do?
I've been trying to think of like side.
What's that? You just sell drugs, commit tax fraud.
Well,
good. Yeah.
Man, I don't know.
You know what I love strippers?
Well, besides that, we should start a vitamin supply store.
You could be like the expert that sells everybody.
We could easily.
I could like I could talk people into so much shit that doesn't work.
Yeah.
Oh, you forgot to fucking get me the fucking vitamins.
I was going to use them tomorrow at work when I worked out.
I do I have them?
No, I don't.
I'll bring them next week.
So I'm not here next week.
I'm in Maine. Oh, you're not.
I'll be here the week after, though.
OK, yeah, I'll bring them next time.
Yeah, I've actually I actually haven't been taking any vitamins like super
vitamins, I've been feeling like a lot better.
You're naturally producing them now instead of being like,
I think I was just overdoing it like, dude,
I was off in the fucking weeds like
doses that like yeah like horse doses and fucking test horse fucking test.
Oh, yeah, I was dude.
I was off doing some weird shit.
I got some shit yourself.
It's a Sasha.
I got some shit in my backpack in my car that's like imported from Turkey.
You get pulled over with that shit.
It's like you shouldn't even need a prescription in the US, bro.
You diabetic,
not that that's illegal.
They actually don't make this medication here.
It's this brand.
They don't make it, but it's fucking crazy.
So you know that fucking that mean going around the fucking gore like the destroyer
fucking bitch on that one podcast that said that she's a certified baddie.
No, the fat ass one that fucking look up fucking the gore like the destroyer or
gore like the destroyer meme fucking that bitch is not a bitch.
That's a man.
Let's see.
She is like the destroyer images, images.
Yeah.
And you'll see like the fucking like she's surrounded by like gorgeous women.
She's fucking fine as hell.
What are you talking about?
But she's fucking hot.
The one next to her, the fucking did you see her Casey on the right?
Yeah.
Looks like something that crawled out of a fucking swamp.
Looks like a Dungeons and Dragons.
We should play Dungeons and Dragons on the podcast.
I think how do you play?
I'd probably be the Dungeon Master because none of you guys know how to play
and make you guys character.
I fucking played it before.
I'll make you guys character sheets where you can make your character sheets and
then we could have a Dungeons and Dragons episode.
I think it'd be kind of fun fucking awesome.
Yeah.
I think that could be pretty fucking cool.
We like the Dungeons and Dragons episode.
I tried to play that with my friend.
He was the Dungeon Master and he's like you go to a bar and you see like you see
like two guys and they start to get the scuffle with you.
They pull out their swords.
What do you do?
And I'm like I turn them over and I break them in the ass.
I'd be like, well, you can't do that.
I'm like, well, you can do that, but I just fucking have to roll.
You're going to have to roll for you can't do that.
I'm done.
My God.
No, you guys would fucking you guys would make it into a fucking travesty.
I think that'd be even funnier.
Roll for initiative.
You need a 19 or higher to rape them in the ass.
18.
Well, Casey, the wise tried to flip the man over and rape him,
but had a critical fail and was raped instead.
The fucking Johnson the Long ripped his robe and fucked Casey the wise in the ass.
I'd be like, roll for save.
Who comes up with the rules for this?
It's basically Tyler.
No, there's a standard rule book, but basically you can do anything.
I just have to figure out your stats and then be like, okay, you're using it.
It's like, okay, so you want to do this.
I'm like, are you sure you want to do that?
And they're like, yeah.
I'm like, okay, you have to roll a certain number to be able to do that.
And then I tell you what happens.
Like, say you come up across a group of goblins that are around a fucking campfire
and the party's around there and I'm like, you come across a group of three goblins
dancing around a campfire with a steak roasting in the middle.
You and your party come across this.
What do you guys do?
And then one of you guys would tell me what you want to do.
So what would you want to do in that situation?
Let's say you're a Ranger.
You're a guy with a bow and arrow and you're very good in the woods.
I would hide and just watch them.
You'd hide and watch them?
Yeah.
So I'd be like, fuck.
So Dan hides and watch them.
Casey, what would you want to do in that situation?
Fuck them in the ass.
Casey rolls to fuck them in the ass.
All of them?
All three of them.
You're definitely going to get some goblins venereal disease.
So you got to roll a 20.
You have to roll a perfect 20 in order for that to happen because there's three of them.
And you have to roll a perfect 20.
So let's say you don't roll a 20.
Casey sprints over to the goblins screaming, I'm going to rape you.
And then the goblins all run away.
But while Casey's running over, because let's say you roll a one.
So you got a critical fail.
While you're running, screaming, I'm going to rape you at the goblins.
You trip over a rock and you fall into the fire.
Fire damages you for three damage.
Roll for a save.
So you're just kind of spitball and making stuff up.
No, you kind of have like a quest that you guys are going on type thing.
But along the quest, there's certain things that show up.
And you can tell me how you'd react to those things.
Now, say I wanted to hang back in the woods and just observe the goblins and gather some intel.
You could do that.
And I'd be like.
And then what?
But for you, you'd be a Ranger.
If you were a Ranger.
I'd be like, roll for a nine or higher with that and see what information you can gather from the goblins.
What do I get?
So you roll it.
Let's say you get a fucking 14.
So am I.
Okay.
So you roll for 14.
Dan, the Ranger is in the woods and due to his heightened senses, he's able to listen in on the goblin conversation.
The goblins are going, we have the meat.
We stole this meat from a traveler down the road.
I hope he doesn't know.
And you're like, so you have the option now being this like.
And then the one goblin just goes, well, the elder goblin is asleep over in the tent over there.
So now you know there's four goblins type shit.
And you're like, so now you gather intel and just like, I hope you don't hit.
I hope no one comes and pokes him in the eye because that's his weakness.
Oh, boy, I'm glad nobody's listening right now.
But then you're like, OK, and you can go back to the group with Casey and Ali Mac and tell them what you've heard.
It's like, do you want to go and tell the traveler that his meat got stolen by the goblin?
So then maybe you'll have another character that comes with you and tries to help you fight the goblins.
Do you just ignore the goblins and try to sneak past them type shit?
I kind of want to avenge the person they stole this meat from, I think is what I'd like to do.
You could do that, too. But if you want to, you could go up and maybe this guy is a real dick.
And you talk to him and he's like, and you go and you said, hello, fellow traveler.
I have some news to tell you.
He just goes, fuck you.
He goes, I don't want to fucking talk to you.
I'm pissed off right now because someone stole my meat.
So then you have to be like, OK.
So you're like, OK.
You have to roll to tell them to explain what you saw down the road.
If you roll high enough, you can explain it good enough.
Or the guy's like, oh, those filthy goblins stole my meat.
It's just like, let me go and help you.
I'll tag along to get my meat back type shit.
So then you have four people.
So now it's an even fight between you and the goblins type shit.
And so if we get the meat back, I have a way to like store some of this meat.
Yeah. So like you go and then it's the store resources.
Yeah. So it's like, OK, the meat like you grab the meat after you kill the goblins.
Do you give back the meat to the guy?
Do you try to haggle with him or do you just keep the meat for yourself?
Oh, man.
Type shit. There's just infinite possibilities.
Yeah. And like from whatever you say, I have to branch off from that type shit
because the Dungeon Master has the story in the thing, in his brain and the little
things that you have to see.
And I'm trying to guide you through a story.
I have a story in my brain that I'm trying to get you guys to go along with.
Or I can do a basic one where I can read a story out of like the manual type thing.
Or like they have like full like quests that you can go through.
And like it tells me different events that you can do in the quest.
And then I have to kind of fill in the blanks to get you to the next spot.
Or everybody dies and then the quest over and you have to start over a new quest
with new characters type shit.
Now, are there people that like carry this
into real life and like take it very seriously?
Oh, yeah.
And then like get tattoos and shit of like what they are and like,
and there's like fucking clogs and shit.
Yeah.
It's like you go to the doctor and he rolls up his sleeve and he's got a Dungeons and
Dragons tattoo. Yeah.
Yeah. There's people that do that.
But like I'm more into Warhammer and Warhammer.
Like you have like physical pieces that you can like do shit with.
But with Dungeons and Dragons, I can also make a board that's like covered with
like things.
And like when you go into the dungeon, I take off like the roof of that and you
can only see what's in this room.
And then like if somebody is like a Ranger or somebody who's like an
Explorer that's like familiar with Dungeons and stuff, you can roll.
And if you roll a thing, you can actually see into the next room that you're
going to go to. Like some people go like that far and like make like a whole board
and like shit in the labyrinth that you have to do.
And like it's like, OK, you're going down like a hallway and it's just like and
you come across a door.
So your characters are in this like quadrant of it.
It's like so you're a Ranger.
You're like or you're an Explorer.
And you're like, I would like to sense for what's in the next room.
And if you roll good enough, you're able to.
Yeah, it's the pipes.
He's washing his hands.
So but like if you roll and like you get like a good enough thing, I can remove
the thing and show you that entire room and like the enemies that are in it and shit.
But if you fail when you go to that room, you can't even fucking see what's in there.
Like you fucking did something stupid like got sand in your eyes.
So you can't see.
Yeah, it's pretty fun.
Yeah.
But what I like to do is I like to combine Warhammer and Dungeons and Dragons
because you can like combine Dungeons and Dragons with literally fucking anything.
I actually have the whole set for Cyberpunk things and like Cyberpunk 2020 or Cyberpunk
Red.
It's like Dungeons and Dragons, but in like a futuristic city.
And I have literally the entire set.
So if you guys want to play a Dungeons and Dragons type game, you could play.
It's like Dungeons and Dragons, but in like a futuristic city.
Shit.
And I think that's so much fucking cooler.
And I don't have anybody to fucking play with.
So somebody please fucking play with me.
I fucking bought this thing for like $80.
And I haven't been able to play because no one's fucking interested in playing
fucking Cyberpunk with me because everybody's like, Oh, I want to play Dungeons
and Dragons. It's better than Dungeons and Dragons.
It's fucking in a future city.
I don't care about fantasy shit.
I want to talk about fucking underground drug dealers and shit and fucking
trafficking shit or fucking being a cop.
You can fucking do it, bro.
And fucking Cyberpunk.
You can be a fucking cop.
You can be a fucking medic.
You can be a fucking street urchin.
You can be a fucking drug dealer.
You can be a drug dealer. You can be a gang member.
You can just choose whatever the fuck you want to do in this fucking crazy
futuristic city. It's fucking so fucking cool.
And no one wants to fucking play it.
Everybody wants to play fucking Dungeons and Dragons.
And I'm like, Cyberpunk is so much fucking more fun.
And then you can add like, dude, in Cyberpunk, you can add different
bionics to yourself.
But if you add too many bionics, you actually go insane and you lose
that character and you have to create another character.
But I can take that character and then later in the game, I can bring that
character out and you have to fight your own character that you created because
they went insane from getting too much bionic shit.
Yeah. Wow, dude.
It's so fucking cool.
And nobody wants to fucking play it.
So people.
Cyberpunk isn't that popular.
Like Dungeons and Dragons is super popular.
Cyberpunk is like a niche like little thing.
Like most people don't want to play Cyberpunk.
Cyberpunk is a video game.
Cyberpunk was a Dungeons and Dragons type thing and then turned into the video game.
Oh, yeah.
No shit.
But like I just do it.
Cyberpunk is so fucking cool.
You can create your own fucking futuristic, like super soldier, cop, medic,
the fucking the gang member, like drug kingpin, business mogul, like all that.
You can do like in like you can play that in a whole bunch of different ways.
Like you can do a fucking thing where you don't even shoot a fucking gun.
You just manipulate your fucking shit to like just do a whole bunch of shit.
If you're a businessman, you can like fucking do under the deals,
like under the table deals and shit like you can do a whole bunch.
It's so fucking cool.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
But nobody wants to fucking play it because everybody wants to play Dungeons and Dragons.
Fuck you.
Dude, Cyberpunk is so fucking cool.
Oh, my Lord.
That does sound awesome.
Yeah.
Dude, is Dungeons and Dragons, did they ever make a video game for that?
No, they're a whole bunch of video games.
Most video games like you ever play Skyrim.
Well, I've seen it or like Morrowind.
Morrowind is more like Dungeons and Dragons than any of the other Elder Scrolls games
because Morrowind is the third one.
But Morrowind's stat progression and all that shit is literally based on Dungeons
and Dragons, and every time that you swing the weapon in the game,
there's a invisible like dice roll to see if you actually hit the person.
So it's literally in everything that you do.
There's an invisible dice roll to see if you're able to do it.
Like, it doesn't seem like it.
Like you're just going through.
But like once you raise your stats, like the dice rolls get better type shit.
But like in the programming, like when you swing like it's like Skyrim,
like you swing your sword.
But if you're at too low of a level,
you're not even going to be able to hit somebody with a sword.
Like you fucking miss.
But yeah, I fucking I think it's so fun, but nobody wants to fucking play.
But if I got all three of you guys, you,
Ali Mac and fucking Casey and I got like the Cyberpunk thing set out,
I can make you guys character sheets and then I can do a fucking story.
And then you guys would have to go through fucking Night City,
which is basically a mega city in California that you fucking have to
survive in to like get to a certain thing.
It's fucking so cool.
I'm down. I want to play.
For sure.
I think we should do Dungeons and Dragons first and then we'll do that.
I could do that.
We'll do we'll do it like nobody wants to play fucking Dungeons and Dragons.
And then like, yeah, I wrote like
I mean, I have both proved his point exactly.
I have both sets.
I have Cyberpunk Red and I have the Dungeons and Dragons starting kit.
So I could do either one.
But if like you guys want to do a Dungeons
and Dragons episode and then the fucking Cyberpunk, yeah, I think instead of like
a game show, we'll do like an hour of Dungeons and Dragons.
No, you could do like an entire fucking like three hour worth of thing and like
not even be able to finish like half of it.
Damn.
Like those things like those things can go for a long time.
Like I can do a super short one or I could do a super like long like they've
been Dungeons and Dragons campaigns that have been going on for years.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
It's like Monopoly.
It never ends.
Yeah.
But like these and like but like these ones that they play for years,
they keep the same character through the throughout the years and they just keep
upgrading that character to like the point where like they're just like fucking
like astronomical shit.
Damn.
Yeah.
So is there like a board that goes with this with like characters?
You can you can make a board.
It could be all just in your head type shit like so like you can have a board.
The starting kit comes with a board.
But like
if we end up like if you guys end up actually like liking it like a lot,
I could make an entire fucking like Warhammer one and give you care and paint
little guys for your specific thing and let you use those and like go around the
board. Oh, shit.
So the things you paint are like they're like the game board pieces for other people.
I could do that.
Yeah.
But but like Warhammer, it's not necessarily Warhammer.
The game that you play it with isn't like Dungeons and Dragons.
It's a fucking tabletop strategy game.
So if you ever play like a game like you ever play Axis and Allies or like Risk.
No, not really.
But it's it's kind of like that, but way more complex.
Like, you know what risk is, though,
like the fucking board game where you have like little guys and you have to like
invade like the world and shit now. I don't know.
Well, Warhammer is like you have a table
like this and you can build train or if you don't if you don't have enough money
for terrain, you could literally use this fucking shit on the table as terrain and
be like, OK, that was my phone.
Don't worry about it.
Like say this is like one of my guys say like this.
These two things here are cover, but it only goes up so high.
So I only get a bonus of like one from this cover.
But if I go up to this cover, you can't shoot through this.
So this cover here is not able to be shot through like that.
Like, like you have to all agree on like what the board is.
So I can go like this and I'll be like, OK, so this is only a half cover.
So if you roll high enough, you can actually just shoot over the cover
and hit my character. But like I have like
two thousand point games, which two thousand point games, you're probably going to have like
15 to 25 pieces of characters that you painted and stuff.
And you can just go around and and like do that.
And like you have different different
goals, like each side has like a different goal that they need to do.
Or you can play a different one where
like the goal is to kill all the other characters, all the other person's characters.
Or you do a different goal when you're trying to like to take like, let's say
this is like the hill, you want to take it the hill.
And like, let's say you have to roll to get up each thing here till you get up
to the top of the hill and say you have to defend the frog god type shit.
So you have to hold this frog statue for 10 turns type shit.
And then like the other people are trying to get up.
But because you're at the top of the mountain at this point, you have the
advantage of shooting down and they have the disadvantage of shooting up.
So they have to roll an extra one to shoot up at you.
But you have to roll.
Yeah, it sounds like you got to have a pretty active imagination for this.
Yeah, it's a very like imagination driven thing.
But like it's it's fucking way funner than it sounds.
Yeah, dude, I was just like getting sucked into it.
I was like, damn. Yeah.
But like when you're doing it,
like I built terrain and shit because I just build like little models to like do
shit with. But if I put like the terrain down and stuff and I put like the thing
down, it's like just looking down at like a fucking like battlefield from like a
fucking like top down view.
Like you're like looking at it like from like this thing and being like, OK,
I can see where your characters are type shit.
And I can be like.
OK, do I just go up for the for the mountain first?
Do I try to make defenses around here like add defenses or do I just go straight
to attack your characters or do I do like all that?
But like you're just looking down at it and you're like, OK,
but then you also have to worry about your guys dying and then having to end.
Like you can have like a medic on your squad and like the medic has to go out
into the fucking field and drag that person back and like fix them.
And if you roll wrong, you kill them type shit.
Like if you get like a one like a one
on almost any board game is a critical failure.
So it's like you're fucking like working on somebody and then you stab them in
jugular type shit like that's like a one roll.
But if you get a 20 and you roll it, it's like fucking a magic thing.
Like when you fucking like like fucking are working on somebody and then they
just turn like it's like you fucking get a rush from a systole type shit.
Like it's like but like it's shit like that.
But really fucking cool and funny.
I like it a lot.
Damn. Yeah, that sounds awesome.
Damn, bro.
That's like there's a lot of information.
Yeah, I feel like we just played an entire game.
That was just the rules.
That's not even all the rules.
That was just a basic overview.
Damn.
So do people make like their own train like in the.
Yeah, yeah, I'm kind of like trains.
Yep, I made my own train.
If we end up playing Warhammer instead of
instead of Dungeons and Dragons, I can bring my terrain and my characters.
I have two armies painted already.
So and I have a third army that I'm currently building.
So if that's the thing, I could just kind of oversee everything.
And then you guys could pick which army that you want to use.
Could have the blood angels.
I have the Adeptus Sororitas and the Necrons that I have so far.
But I'm looking at getting
I'm looking at getting Nightlords or Death Guard.
But blood angels are fucking cool because they're basically
space Marines, which are like giant dudes and clad in armor.
But they're also vampire angels.
And I'm like, that's fucking so cool.
Like, I just love that.
And they're like base.
And like each like so I know I'm going on a fucking Warhammer rant right now.
But the space Marines have
18 different legions that you can choose, and half of which is like,
quote unquote, the good guys and half of which is, quote unquote, the bad guys,
like half of which serves the emperor, which is like the god of the of the
universe, and half of which serves the fucking demons.
And there's four like major demons that they that you can like swear allegiance to
and shit, but there's like, dude, it's fucking wild.
But like they have like they have the dark angels, which is like
about swearing allegiance to demons.
Yeah, the dark angels, which is a loyalist because there's loyalists and
traitor legions, and this is just one faction.
Like you have like space Marines and then like that like space Marines are my
favorite faction, but you can also be fucking Egyptian robot skeletons.
You can be fucking demons.
You can be sex demons.
You can be stinky demons that are plague demons.
You can be trickster demons.
You can be fucking aliens.
You can be fucking elves.
You can be space elves.
You can be evil space elves.
You can be all that you can be just standard human soldiers.
And the standard human soldiers are fucking hilarious because you just throw
a bunch of people at a fucking wall until they run out of bullets type shit.
Or you can be orcs and like orcs or little fucking green gremlin fucking
characters that you just fucking keep.
It's like the it's like the bad guy version of the standard human characters.
You just throw a wall of characters at something until they run out of bullets.
But space Marines are my favorite.
And they got the fucking dark angels, which is a loyalist legion.
They're fucking basically space knights.
The second legion is the Emperor's Children, who are swore their allegiance
to death to the demon of sex and drugs and rock and roll.
That's awesome.
Yeah. The third legion, which doesn't exist because it's fucking
it's a secretive like wiped from the face of the earth.
There's the fourth legion, which I forgot the fourth legion was.
It was something I think it was the Iron Warriors,
which is like just like an industrial thing.
But each of these space Marines have like different specialties.
I like the blood angels because they're a very like fast moving.
They have jump packs and wings and they they they're their specialization is
in fucking melee combat.
But each of these guys have like a different art style and like different
like like thing that they're themed off of.
And the blood angels is Catholics.
So it's just like it's just like Catholic
imagery, like all in like it's like space Catholic imagery
with with angels and vampires.
I'm fucking sick.
I'm looking at some of like the little figurines.
That's pretty fucking cool how people paint them up.
Next time I come, which would be two weeks from now, I can bring
I can bring my some of the guys I have painted.
I have a traveling case because I play with them.
Yeah, I see the unpainted ones.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, or I'll just send it.
I'll send a couple of pictures in the group chat when I get home.
Where do you where do you buy them?
Warhammer, Clifton Park.
They have like a they have like an actual store, like a physical store for these.
And if not, you can buy them online.
That's so cool.
Yeah.
Damn, I'm a huge nerd for that shit.
It reminds me kind of like an age of empires.
You know, played that game, right?
There's like the different
of the different civilizations you can be.
I would always try and be the the Celts,
but I would always fucking lose using the Celts.
So for various reasons, they suck at everything.
Oh, my Lord.
But.
All right.
Well, on today's episode, we learned that
Jesus Christ works in mysterious ways.
We did.
Yeah, I heard about Titanic, a submarine disaster and saw what our future would
look like in the year 2077.
Cyber, cyberpunk, that's what it is, right?
Twenty seventy seven.
Twenty seven.
So I got to play that.
It's a good game.
I like a lot.
That's not that far away.
No.
Yeah.
I mean, the game used to be called Cyberpunk
twenty twenty back in the nineteen eighty when it was invented.
Now it's twenty twenty and we're not quite there, but like, yeah, let's bump it
back to twenty seventy seven. Yeah, I mean, you know, if I know you're trying to
wrap it up, Casey, but if there's nuclear war, that's actually part of the twenty
seventy seven lore is that there was three nuclear wars.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, then everybody will be forced to be centralized because it won't be safe
anywhere. There's not like a dome with filtration.
So they'll just build like a dome over
the entire city and underneath it'll just be safe from any kind of nuclear radiation.
Oh, sure.
That's what we're going to have after nuclear fallout is dome cities.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know how they build it, but
you know, let's figure something out.
Fucking crazy metro cities, bro.
Metro City, Mega City, Mega City.
Oh my God.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Well, we'll wrap this one up like us on Facebook and Twitter.
Oh, before we go check the email,
you know, emails will check emails next.
Not check emails.
We didn't get any fucking emails. We did last time.
Somebody just send one, send one email.
Did they?
I don't know. We're checking.
Just send one email, please.
We'll see.
We're not going to fucking get any emails, bro.
What's the email address again?
Untitled podcast, 73 at gmail.com.
Yeah, nothing.
Oh, okay.
No,
I was so excited,
but yeah, if you send us our first email, you get to be our guest on podcast.
So nobody's out there.
Is anybody listening?
Is there anybody out there?
All right.
And you know, as always, be kind to yourselves and each other.
We are.
For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Yeah, but I see some little dead people.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China,
in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.
They come from the South, they have dread.
They're super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not agree with them.
We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government.
He got killed by the CIA.
JFK was killed by the government.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing.
They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you that you are going to be
able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that
motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be able to convince you that they're fucking real.
You can cut it open.
You're going to see blood cuts.
No circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is out of solution.
Which, by the way, Big Brother is the overlord.
We're only living in the third dimension.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.
Okay, I'm not fucking lying.
It's fucking real.
Okay, look it up.
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil.
Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it.
Everybody likes Donald Trump.
The fucking word person out there.
Trump, right?
Trump.
He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros.
It's Bill Gates.
It's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there.
Everybody says.
Everybody.
Everybody says Elon Musk is so cool.
He made like a place for all of us.
The actual government.
He's trying.
The actual new government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,
are actually the ones that are fucking the holm.
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires.
He fucking。