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I find this scientifically fascinating.

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Welcome to the Unhired Parkhouse.

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Fuck you!

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Fuck you.

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You listen to the show, fuck you!

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We think we have professionalism, we fucking don't!

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Welcome to the show, bitch ass!

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You're already going off on the listeners?

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The first seconds of the episode?

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Yeah, whatever.

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Nah, I love you guys.

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I'm just an angie boy today.

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The Untitled Podcast, episode 36.

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Three-six.

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Here with Tyler.

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Yep, as always.

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As always.

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So what's this thing about the fucking Titanic?

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I think it's a good thing for Dan to come along with, because I think that'd be good.

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Dan's coming.

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He is coming, guys.

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He's just late, as always.

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He's currently coming, his pants.

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He's coming.

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Horsecum.com.

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What the fuck else?

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What happened this week?

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Just really.

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So I've been watching, you ever see the guy Richie the Barber?

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Like the guy who like tattooed himself like a clown and he cuts famous people's hair?

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No.

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Well, this guy used to be like a barber for like the rich and famous and he he ended up

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turned to Jesus at one point and now he's exposing the same into Jesus.

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No, he turned to Jesus and he mean like when you're when you're living a life of sin and

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you get saved through baptism and you actually meet Jesus.

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Some people like have like a spiritual experience where they meet him, but you know, he turned

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to Jesus and now he's exposing the satanic cult of Hollywood.

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I want to meet Jesus.

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Yeah, so do I.

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So why be able people to meet him in their fucking minds, right?

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Mind freak like people people are like I found Jesus.

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You didn't actually find Jesus.

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I found Jesus like you.

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I was saved by the Lord Jesus Christ.

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You were saved.

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I used to be like like a non believer.

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There's a there's a time where I had many doubts.

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I never fully went away from the faith.

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I still believe that there's something but I was real angry at God for a while.

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We can't be angry at him if you don't believe him.

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No, that's what I was saying.

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Like I believe that there is something but like I was real angry with God for a little

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bit, but I had a I had a come to Jesus moment.

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You could call it like I was driving in a fucking like super bad storm.

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And I was screaming at God and I knew it was a it was a dark time in my life.

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What?

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Yeah, I had a I had a little breakdown there, but I was screaming at God when I was driving

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my car and it was fucking pouring rain.

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It was a thunderstorm.

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And then I asked God to give me a sign if he's actually there.

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And like it was like it's it's like impossible.

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But like I fucking blinked my eyes and the fucking storm was over and it was sunny out.

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And like I was like, okay, that's the sign.

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Well, it's also New York weather.

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So I don't know if you can I blinked and the and all the clouds were gone.

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The sun was out like that's that's not just New York weather.

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My God was like some Harry Potter shit like yeah, like it was some crazy wild shit.

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But that's a that's what made me come back to the faith and I've become more and more

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devout as time has gone devout.

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Pitcher you as like a monk like fucking fucking whipping yourself in the back like if I if

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I didn't if I wasn't dating my soon to be wife right now, I might have became a priest.

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Bro, if you were a priest, you can't fucking like have women.

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That's what I said. If I wasn't if I wasn't dating my my you want to commit your life to that.

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I would. Yeah. Yeah. But people like people back out of that shit.

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I mean you can back out of being a priest anytime that you want to.

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But I was genuinely considering becoming a priest at one point.

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Oh my God. But I love my my beautiful, beautiful girlfriend too much.

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I want to hear some schizophrenic Bible reviews.

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Pull up a verse. I don't know any verses.

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I'm not a fucking Christian Bible verses.

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Do some do some Bible verses. I'll do I'll do the layman's explanation of some of them.

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Oh, Brewster. What the fuck do New Testament?

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I don't like Old Testament stuff.

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Bro, you fuck with the Old Testament or the New Testament?

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The New Testament. But you don't fuck with the Old Testament.

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I still fuck with the Old Testament, but a lot of the Old Testament got a retconned through the New Testament.

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I'm going to I'm going to explain. I'm going to say a Bible verse.

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You tell me what the fuck this means. OK.

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Well, that's not really that. All right. Jeremiah 29, 11.

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For I know the plans I have for you declares the Lord plans for welfare and not for evil to give you a future and a hope.

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So that's basically him being like that's basically God telling him that he has a plan for him not to worry about it.

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You're not going to be poor. I will provide for you if you believe in me type shit.

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Why can't they just say that? I guess because they didn't talk like that back then.

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No, I have the the first the first Bible thing.

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First, Deuteronomy 31, 6 Deuteronomy be strong and courageous. Do not fear or be in dread of them for it is the Lord your God who is with you.

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He will not leave you or forsake you.

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Yeah, that's one of my excellent. That's actually one of my favorite verses.

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Basically saying that like if you believe in him, like all things are all things are are capable through Christ.

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You're capable of all things through Christ daily Bible verse.

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There you go. There you go.

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Give me one one.

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Jesus, I actually just ordered a new Bible.

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How many Bibles do you have?

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I've had one for the last like 15 years that I got in elementary school.

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That's been my my go to Bible, but I wanted to get a more faithful translation of the original Bible written from Hebrew and then to Latin.

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And then this is the one that I just got is one that goes from Latin or Latin to English.

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And it was the first translation. So it's the the best one.

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There isn't like much things and also has the the extra books that the Catholic book, the Catholic Bible has that the other ones don't.

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Yeah, but it's it's a difficult read. So I never got it when I was a kid.

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It's a lot more difficult to read that one because it's more like like the exact like words from it are hard to fucking are hard to understand a lot of times.

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But yeah, I mean, I could I could I could bring that sometime.

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Why is it so hard to find the Bible online?

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It's not. Go to Bible Dice dot com and it'll it'll get you a random random thing.

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Oh, well, it's not easy to find on Google.

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Well, Matthew 23, 24, 13, but but he that shall endure on to the end, the same shall be saved.

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Yeah, it's basically endure the suffering of this planet.

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But do not forsake me, me being God and you'll be saved in the afterlife.

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This one makes sense to me. These things that I command you that you live love one another.

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Matthew 15, 14, let them alone.

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They be blind leaders of the blind.

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And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.

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That's pretty funny.

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Yeah, that's basically without God, you're blind.

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And a lot of like people were atheist back then as as right now.

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But when an atheist leads an atheist, there's no fucking like it's like fucking no one steering the ship because so you're saying atheists can't be good leaders.

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I'm not saying atheists can't be good leaders.

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I'm just saying spiritually wise, they're awful.

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They can't they can't do it.

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Well, of course they would be awful because they don't believe in this is this is the spiritual thing.

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This isn't like the the actual thing.

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I'm just saying like like the blind leading the blind.

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Yeah, it's a blind leading the blind.

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It's like our former employer.

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Look up some revelations because that's probably one of my favorite books and we're living through different chapters every single fucking day.

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Oh shit.

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Yeah, there's been a month.

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Oh, Timothy, Timothy one five.

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Now the end of the commandment is charity out of a pure heart and of a good conscience and of faith unfeigned.

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So basically that's saying if you're doing like charity work, you're doing it for the sake of charity.

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You're not doing it to get something in return or doing it to get in the good graces of God.

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If you're doing it just because the right thing, that's that's what's supposed to happen.

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So what they is that what they like do at church?

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They like explain what the Bible means.

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So the Catholic Church and I've gone to pretty much I've been to a Methodist Church a couple times.

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I'm not a fan.

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They not a fan of the methods.

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I mean, I'm I they're brothers and sisters in Christ, but I think that they got like the wrong idea with a lot of things.

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But the Catholic Church, we normally take the Bible pretty literally with a lot of things.

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Yeah, you don't say and a lot of the other churches kind of more fit into like a modern lens.

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The Catholics don't really look at it in the modern lens.

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They look at it at a lens of the time that it was in.

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Hold on a second, but Catholics, we we don't really there's the homily at the end of the gospel every single every single thing, every single mass.

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But the the the gospel that he reads, he reads a story out of one of the gospels of like Mark, Matthew, Paul, John.

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And then afterwards, he kind of tells a story like from like life in general that kind of relates to the story kind of like a way to kind of make people more.

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What's the word for it?

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Like to explain it sentient to make it a little bit to make it easier to understand type thing.

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Like if you like says like a story, like if he does like a gospel reading where like he's talking about like giving to the poor or like something like that, he'll tell a story about like giving to a homeless person or something like that.

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Just like things that because the Bible is a very complex book to read and a lot of it is metaphorical and there's literal things in it, but you have to kind of pick out which ones are metaphorical and which ones aren't.

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But it's a it's a it's a complex like thing like don't you think that saying like I gave shit to a homeless person is like kind of like you shouldn't like tell people about it.

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You know, you shouldn't have to like tell people that you did a good thing.

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You should just do it.

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Yeah, like like a lot of different a lot of different denominations of Christianity like to flaunt their charity work and like to flaunt their like their how how how holy and how righteous they are for doing something.

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That's one of the biggest no-nos in the Catholic Church, like in a Catholic Church, you're supposed to work in silence.

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That's kind of like one of our big things is like doing your work in silence.

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You do you do what you do because the right thing you don't do it for credit or anything.

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So if you look at like a lot of Catholic celebrities and shit when they donate to charity and stuff, they do it in like an anonymous name or they do it in like a way that's like not like super in the public eye or anything because you're not supposed to think that's how it should be.

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I don't think it has anything to do with being Catholic.

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I think that's the way it should be too.

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But that's just like one of the teachings in the Catholic Church is like work in silence type thing.

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Yeah. What about those people like people on YouTube that give away money like Mr. Beast and shit.

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Yeah, like for videos and film it and then like make money off those videos.

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I think that's that's kind of shitty personally.

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But I mean, I mean, people are better.

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I mean the I mean people are benefiting from it, but he's also benefiting himself out of it.

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Most of the time, I guess, but he's giving that money back to people, but he's also making himself rich.

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So it's it's it's it's it's it's I'd rather have that like I'd rather have that than like Elon Musk who like doesn't do that.

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So I I get that like I'd rather have somebody like give away their money while also making a profit for themselves rather than just hoard all the money for themselves.

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So I was socialism.

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No, that's not exactly true.

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Like I think like what I keep I'm just saying, let me talk to you.

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Let me say this.

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So what I've been trying to say, what I've been trying to say this entire podcast like fucking saga that we've been doing is I think socialism would be fantastic if it could work.

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Okay, I think it would be a fantastic thing of government if people weren't greedy.

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But the thing is how you feel, but like if socialism was able to be what it what it's supposed to be, it'd be fantastic.

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But you're always going to be under a dictator and socialism because with socialism, it's never going to be able to like just be self-sufficient.

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And there's always going to be someone at the top and that somebody at the top is always going to get fucking like corrupted and like power hungry and eventually just fucking fucking up in total.

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So socialism in theory is a good thing.

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Socialism could never work in the real world because of human greed.

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Well, I think we know how you feel about socialism.

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But here I'm going to read a Bible verse and then I'm going to read a excerpt from the Communist Manifesto and see if I can explain that.

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I already I already know this.

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I fucking saw this the other day.

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You saw what I saw this fucking little game thing and it was hey, which is this?

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Is this in the Communist Manifesto or is this in the Bible and all of them were from the fucking Bible?

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I know what this fucking joke is.

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I know what this fucking thing is doing.

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I was saying like I was saying like I'll read from the Communist Manifesto and see if I can explain it like you do.

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Here's another Bible verse for you though.

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Matthew 4 18 20 and Jesus walking by the sea of Galil saw two brethren Simon called Peter and Andrew his brother casting a net into the sea for they were fishers.

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Oh, this is like some Old Testament shit.

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No, no, no, that's old.

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That's New Testament.

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Anything with Jesus is New Testament.

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And he said unto them, Follow me, I will make you fishers of men and they straight away left their nets and followed him.

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That is a what?

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That's a very, very, very famous.

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Teach a man to fish.

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No, that's not the same.

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So basically what he's saying is that instead of being fishermen of fish, he's going to teach them how to guide, guide the masses into salvation.

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It is salvation, but does that get you food?

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No, he doesn't.

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So he basically makes them walk away from them getting themselves food.

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That's not what he said.

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Also, Jesus was never hungry.

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I mean, Jesus was hungry.

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I'm saying Jesus was Jesus never.

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So Jesus went up to these two assholes, Simon and Peter.

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They're not assholes.

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They're fucking Saint Casey.

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They're fucking Saints and they're fishing.

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And he said, Follow me, I'll make you fishers of men, fishers of men, Sal Sal making salvation for the population.

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Does that mean he wants to make them with cannibals?

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Oh, my God.

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Talking about the Bible with cases, fucking talking about astrophysics with fucking Galatians.

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Yeah, Galatians six, nine.

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Yeah, and let us not be really weary and well doing for induced season.

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We shall reap if we faint not as we have therefore opportunity.

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Let us do good unto all men, especially unto them who are of the household of faith.

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So you know how Satanists and shit like to have upside down crosses and stuff?

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Yeah, that's actually not a Satanist symbol.

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It's actually it's a Christian symbol that they just fucking like thought upside down.

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Yeah, no, no, no, that's not even the thing.

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Like like Saint Peter, Saint Paul.

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I think it's Saint Peter.

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Yeah, Saint Peter, Saint Peter was crucified upside down because he didn't want to be crucified the same way that Jesus was because he didn't think that he was worthy enough.

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So they actually crucified him upside down.

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So an upside down cross is actually a Christian symbol for Saint Peter.

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Dude, you're talking about crucifixion.

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I do. I will go into depth in the crucifixion if you want to talk about it because I actually think is a really interesting subject.

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I fucking researched it a shit ton and the way that Jesus was crucified, no mortal man would have even made it to the fucking cross.

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Well, I think they embellished a lot of those details like have you seen the passion, the passion of the Christ?

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Yeah, I will watch it.

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I will watch it.

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It's a great movie.

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I mean, it's watching my God get killed.

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But but like it definitely like gives you fucking Mel Gibson, though, dude, it's it's very, very like it's a very good thing to show.

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We all know he's racist.

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It just ruins it.

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Racist smelly ass Gibson.

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Oh, he's my shit.

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I love Reese's Gifts.

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You talk to the Christ.

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I do.

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Passion of the Christ is actually a very like powerful film because it like it does.

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It's probably one of the best depictions of Jesus and the suffering he had to go through for us because I'll just go.

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I'll do a little synapsis of it.

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But like Jesus was condemned to death.

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We all we all know that.

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But when he is condemned to death, when he got out into the center of town, the Romans and shurians, like they were like the NFL players of their fucking day, they were like fucking jacked fucking huge dudes, and they're taking fucking whips.

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And people think that he was just whipped with like a leather whip.

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Jesus was actually whipped with a leather whip, but it had thorns on the end of it.

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And like it was like the thorns from and like when you think of thorns, you think of like Rose Bush and stuff. That's not the thorns that were back in the Middle East.

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The thorns in the Middle East are like fucking like the size like fucking hyperdermic needles, and they just fucking wrap that into the fucking whip.

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So every time that they whipped Jesus, they would fucking take out pieces of flesh and muscle.

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So like his entire fucking back and shit was just fucking destroyed by by the whipping that he was getting.

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So Jesus, before he even took up this cross and carried it to where he was where he was crucified, he got fucking whipped so fucking bad that like you could like the depictions of it like you could see the muscle fibers coming out of his back type shit.

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Like he got so fucked up from getting like from getting whipped.

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And then they're like, all right, you wouldn't die right away from that.

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You wouldn't. But he fucked.

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He got fucked up and then he carried across like fucking six miles.

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And that cross wasn't like a fucking like light ass cross.

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That was like a couple. That was like one hundred and fifty pounds.

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I think actually we double check, but I don't I don't know the exact one, the exact weight of the cross, but they actually they have it.

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He had to carry his own cross. Why did he why did he agree to that?

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Why did he just not do it?

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He had his it was his cross a bear.

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Hold on a second.

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Wait, the cross.

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It's probably two hundred pounds.

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So it was one hundred and sixty five pounds.

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So Jesus, after getting his back muscles fucking ripped out of him pretty much, he had to carry one hundred and sixty five pound cross like six miles to the fucking to the hill.

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When he got up to the hill, they fucking whipped him again.

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Why do you fucking agree to carry it then?

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I would have just fucking said, fuck you.

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You want to hang me fucking crucified me.

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Fucking you carry it, bitch.

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Well, that's why you're not Jesus Casey.

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Why are parts of the Communist Manifesto highlighted?

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I got this from a nun, by the way.

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I got a copy of the Communist Manifesto from a literal nun.

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You're welcome, Tyler.

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There's underlines and underlined and highlighted.

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I know it's half a mile.

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The way the cross was half a mile.

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Oh, it was half a mile.

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Yeah, but still I could get we could carry fucking one hundred fifty pounds.

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We fucking did that as fucking EMTs, not half a fucking mile with your back ripped out miles, not that far.

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That's fucking six minutes walking.

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Yeah, with a fucking hundred and sixty five pound piece of wood on your back after you got whipped, it take a half hour.

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Oh, it take a half hour.

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How about I whip you for fucking thirty minutes and then I give you a hundred and sixty five pounds.

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You have to carry.

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That's nothing unbelievable, unbelievable case.

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But then not only that, after he got to the fucking then he got nails driven into his fucking arms and legs and the nails went through his fucking wrist.

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They went through his fucking wrist in between the radius and all the because like the depictions are always in the hand where he actually got it was in his wrist between his radius and all that.

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Because if you put it in his fucking hands, he would have gotten his hands would have got ripped in half and fell off the yeah exactly.

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So they actually put it between his radius and all on both sides and then they put the third nail in between his feet like they had him stand like that and they put it in between his fucking feet and they smashed it into his fucking feet and his feet were nailed to the cross.

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And there was no way that he could like actively go up and like it and like get in a comfortable position because if you let himself relax, the nails would like dig into his arms.

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And if he stood up like on like the thing, his feet would get fucking so like there was no way that they called it a dance of death back then when you kept on going up and downs because you get too tired to do something.

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And then they like he would be like it would be kind of like a like a back movement like this.

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Yeah, and like he like arches back and then like have to like flatten his back.

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But every time they do that, it would just be more and more pain.

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But what are like internal organs like fucking shut down?

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Yeah, because like being suspended for so long.

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Jesus, I think was only on the cross for three hours before he died.

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Because he got so tired.

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It was like three fucking days.

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I thought it was like he he fucking went on the cross on like Good Friday or something.

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He died on Easter.

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No, he died on Good Friday.

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He went to hell Ash Wednesday.

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There it is.

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He got betrayed on Ash Wednesday.

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Then he fucking died on Good Friday.

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No, he got betrayed on fucking Friday, too, because he had his last supper on Friday.

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Then he no, it might have been Thursday.

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Holy Thursday.

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Yeah, he got betrayed on Holy Thursday.

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And then he was crucified on Good Friday.

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How long was Jesus on the cross?

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So he had to walk.

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He had to walk half a mile.

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And then he died in three hours.

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He died three hours.

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Yeah.

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But a Roman centurion who ended up becoming a saint actually stabbed him in the side to make sure that he was dead.

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And when he got stabbed, he didn't bleed.

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Water came out.

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They turn into wine.

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No, when the water hit him, when the water hit the centurion, he knelt to him.

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He's like, this is truly the son of God.

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And he left the the Roman Legion and became a the fucking what's the word for a preacher for the word of Jesus became Joel's team.

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And he had a Joel's team, a fucking fight in Joel's team.

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You love this episode, Joel's team.

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That's the Bible episode.

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But he Jesus ended up he when he got when he when he got like bathed in the water from Jesus's wound, he he gave up being a centurion.

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He bathed in the fucking wound juice.

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No, because he got he got when he stabbed him and the water came out, the water sprayed all over him.

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Oh, that's gross.

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Because blood didn't come out.

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It was water.

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Yeah, it was fucking fucking wound drainage, bro.

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But he ended up he ended up becoming a saint preaching the word of Jesus and then getting martyred for that.

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So, yeah, that's that's that's an interesting little tidbit.

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But there's actually theories that they're the Vatican is trying to build or or find all the pieces of the true cross that Jesus was crucified on.

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They have all the nails.

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Apparently they have most of the cross.

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And apparently they found the spirit of destiny, which is the one that got us.

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How do they know that's the actual cross?

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Carbon dating.

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Where the fuck is it?

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It's in the Vatican.

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They have Jesus's cross in the Vatican.

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The theory they have the cross of the Vatican, they're trying to put it back together.

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But apparently the Vatican also has Jesus's crown of thorns that they put on him and the spirit of destiny.

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And Hitler actually thorns thorns wouldn't survive two thousand years.

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It was like, you know, like a fucking like case thing.

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And it was bathed in the blood of fucking a divine person.

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So it fucking would last.

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It was divine, bro.

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That's why I last.

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Oh, my God.

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But Hitler actually went on a quest to find the spirit of destiny because he thought it would give him power.

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And yes, Indiana Jones, bro.

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Pretty much like that's not even like that's not even like a joke.

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Like Hitler was actually trying to find religious artifacts.

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Yeah, Hitler's in the fucking fucking like satanic.

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Yeah, he's in the summoning shit.

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Yeah, like, did we ever talk about like the Hitler cult shit on on this?

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I don't know, but it was like Harry Potter, like when he's fucking trying to get all the fucking fucking castle in Germany that he fucking that he did a whole bunch of satanic shit in.

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Hitler wasn't as much into the cult as Himmler was.

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And Heinrich Himmler ended up having like this fucking society called the Vril Society, V-R-I-L-L Society, which is was the occult branch of the SS.

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And those guys did some fucking insane shit.

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They did some fucking bat shit, insane shit.

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And it was fucking wild, man. They did some crazy ass shit like, oh my God, the fucking look up.

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Look, just look up Hitler in the occult and read some of the things on there.

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Like it is out of control.

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Out of control, man.

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Cultism in Nazism.

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Yes.

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Aristophacy?

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Erasafi?

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Modern mythology?

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Cult roots of Nazism?

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Yep.

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What?

402
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Demonic possession of Hitler?

403
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Yeah, that's actually a theory that Hitler was possessed by a demon.

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For a demonic influence on Hitler, Herman Roeshing's Hitler Speaks is brought forward as a source.

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Fucking Hitler's closest friends since childhood said that Hitler, 17 years old at the time, once spoke to him of returning to Germany to his former glory.

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In his comment, August said it was as if another being spoke out of its body and moved him as much as it did me.

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But yeah, Hitler, I think, was on copious amounts of drugs. Let's not even deny that Hitler was on fucking shit.

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Yeah, so it was fucking JFK.

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JFK was on a shit ton of drugs?

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JFK was on meth, his fucking doctor.

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Really?

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His doctor shot him up, he was like, these are B vitamins, bro, and he shot him up with meth every day.

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And he also shot up his entire family with it.

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Did you know that the German soldiers were given meth-infused chocolate bars as part of their rations?

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Oh, I see that.

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Because the American soldiers would fucking talk to these Nazis that they captured, and they'd be like, how the fuck are you guys awake for fucking days at a time?

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They're like, it's our chocolate. He's like, what the fuck do you mean it's our chocolate?

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Yeah, they did that shit back then.

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But they put meth in chocolate, and these guys were up for fucking days, man.

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These guys were fucking out of their goddamn mind because these guys were on drugs and fucking copious.

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Dude, I guarantee you, the United States military puts steroids and shit in their rations.

422
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Dude, I ate an MRE the other day, the American military rations.

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You can buy them and stuff, but I ate it.

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And I was in a shit mood, and after I ate it, I felt fucking fantastic.

425
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And I'm like, there's some shit in there.

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What did you eat?

427
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MRE, meal ready to eat, the United States military rations.

428
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Where the fuck do you get that?

429
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You can get it online.

430
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Why the fuck do you get that online?

431
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Because I'm training for the fire test, and it has insane amounts of protein and fills you up without putting on a shit ton of weight.

432
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Basically, it's the perfect nutrition value of everything that you need in just one meal.

433
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And you don't need to eat for two days after that because it's fucking good.

434
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A space meal.

435
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Kind of, but it's for military people.

436
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But I don't know what the fuck's in that shit, but after I ate it, I felt fantastic.

437
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Probably a fucking shit ton of calories, bro.

438
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There's a shit ton of calories, there's a fucking shit ton of protein.

439
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And I can't even tell you there's steroids.

440
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Drink some fucking, what's it called, fucking feeding tube juice.

441
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Do you ever, this is like an actual thing.

442
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,800
I wish Farley was here so he could tell you.

443
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,800
But shout out, Dan.

444
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,800
You'll be here eventually.

445
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:14,800
We like you.

446
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,800
Welcome back, brother.

447
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:17,800
Welcome back.

448
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,800
But other Dan, not regular Dan.

449
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,800
Not the other Dan.

450
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,800
Not the other Dan.

451
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:31,800
But apparently during basic training, they give you this thing called freedom juice.

452
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:37,800
And there's a shit ton of saltpeter in it, which makes you not want to fuck or makes you not horny at all.

453
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:41,800
Like it nullifies sex drive.

454
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:48,800
So like you would drink this freedom juice and once you drink the freedom juice, you'd be like, yeah, I don't want to.

455
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,800
I don't want to jerk off or fuck or anything.

456
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,800
All I want to do is kill.

457
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,800
Yeah, it's like that fucking one episode of Black Mirror.

458
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:08,800
That's fucking the military officers had like things implanted in their heads, so they saw like the enemies as like monsters instead of real people.

459
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:13,800
So it would be easier to shoot them and it made them like more compliant.

460
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,800
It's kind of like happening with drugs now.

461
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,800
Yeah. Yeah.

462
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:18,800
Yeah.

463
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:24,800
Have you seen the fucking Apple like fucking VR headsets that they got?

464
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:25,800
No.

465
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:26,800
Dude, they're crazy.

466
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:27,800
Look that.

467
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:28,800
Apple has a VR headset now.

468
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,800
Yeah.

469
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:30,800
Look it up.

470
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,800
It looks like fucking Ready Player One.

471
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:37,800
Is it going to be better than Oculus?

472
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:43,800
It looks better than the I haven't fucking put one on Apple Vision Pro.

473
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:44,800
Yeah.

474
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,800
Look, look up images of it and then look up Ready Player One.

475
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,800
It literally looks like fucking Ready Player One.

476
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,800
Is it a gaming?

477
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,800
Yeah, like it's like a gaming thing and the thing.

478
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,800
But like you see how that looks.

479
00:36:55,800 --> 00:37:00,800
Then look up Ready Player One's headset and it literally looks the same as the Apple headset.

480
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:01,800
It's not out yet.

481
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:05,800
No, it's not out yet.

482
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,800
I should get a VR headset.

483
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,800
Apple Apple.

484
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,800
What's called?

485
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,800
I got to see it like I got to.

486
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:19,800
I got to like actively like put one on and check it out before I do Apple Vision Pro.

487
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,800
Yeah, it's thirty five hundred dollars.

488
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:22,800
Yeah.

489
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,800
Are you getting my asshole?

490
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,800
Yeah, it's fucking ridiculous.

491
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,800
Yeah.

492
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,800
Who would pay thirty five hundred dollars for that retards?

493
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,800
Is it that much better than Oculus?

494
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,800
I don't know.

495
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:36,800
I don't know.

496
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,800
I got to fucking see how it looks though.

497
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:47,800
It's fucking like like the actual like thing because I think you can actually just walk

498
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:53,800
around with it and and shit and then like once you like want to go into VR, you just

499
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,800
tap the side of it and it flashes the thing on your fucking on your vision.

500
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,800
Three thousand five hundred dollars is a bit much.

501
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,800
You can do that on Oculus too.

502
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,800
Yeah, black and white.

503
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:17,800
But dude, I don't know how that's going to fucking work out, but it's going to be ridiculous.

504
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,800
It looks fucking crazy though.

505
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,800
Launch in early twenty twenty four.

506
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:30,800
I kind of like want to put one on to see what happens like fucking go to the mall and go

507
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,800
to fucking.

508
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:32,800
The Apple Store.

509
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,800
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

510
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:38,800
But like, dude, it's going to be crazy.

511
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,800
Like it doesn't need controllers or anything like you use.

512
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,800
Like it like tracks your hands.

513
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,800
So instead of using controllers like you have to like go like this with your hands and like

514
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,800
snap to like do like things and like, oh yeah, I want to try that.

515
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:55,800
Yeah, it looks fucking nuts like then.

516
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,800
Did you look up ready player one shit?

517
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,800
Is that a game on it?

518
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,800
No, no, no, no, it's a it's a movie.

519
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,800
Ready player one headset.

520
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,800
It literally looks like the ready player one headset.

521
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,800
Oh, yeah.

522
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,800
I think it's like it had to be like modeled off of it.

523
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,800
Yeah.

524
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,800
That movie.

525
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,800
How low was that movie?

526
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,800
Ready player one.

527
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:25,800
It was like a movie where everybody wears like VR headsets all the time and shit and

528
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:33,800
like the owner, like the inventor of the of the of the think it was called the Oasis.

529
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:41,800
The inventor of the Oasis ended up like doing like dying.

530
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:50,800
And then he is like whoever gets like the end of like this like this like this like thing like this quest will

531
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:55,800
get every single share in his company and basically own the Oasis.

532
00:39:55,800 --> 00:40:04,800
So he had to like like the main guy like was trying to go through and get the get it.

533
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,800
But eventually he ended up fucking doing something.

534
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,800
And it's a fucking long movie.

535
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:18,800
But by the end of it, like the main character like wins like the prize and like the fucking feds try to kill him or whatever.

536
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:28,800
At the end, he's like, yeah, I'm going to shut down the service for like two days a week so you can like fuck your girlfriend

537
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:29,800
and shit.

538
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,800
So yeah, that's pretty cool.

539
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:42,800
Every Wednesday and Monday, you're you can't use it because you have to be in real life too, because you guys are using the service for too much.

540
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:46,800
It's like what if you're fucking only days off on Mondays and Wednesdays?

541
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:57,800
Yeah, like there's a black new black mirror episode where they had like the streaming service called Strawberry or something that was like Netflix.

542
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,800
And this lady was watching it and she was like, that's my life.

543
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,800
And they like made a story about her in real time.

544
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,800
She was like, they can't fucking do that.

545
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:12,800
And there's actually like actually in the terms and conditions, you can make a story about your life.

546
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,800
And it was called Karen is awful or something.

547
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,800
I forgot her names.

548
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,800
Somebody is awful.

549
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:18,800
Joan is awful.

550
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,800
That's fucking weird.

551
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:24,800
And then Netflix was like, yeah, we're going to be doing this about everyone soon.

552
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,800
So you can just see a documentary of your own life and how awful you are.

553
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,800
Dude, I love to watch Doc fucking Tyler is awful.

554
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,800
I would love to watch you watch the first episode of the new season of Black Mirror.

555
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,800
It's cool.

556
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:37,800
I haven't watched it yet.

557
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,800
No, but I got to.

558
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:40,800
Oh, my God.

559
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,800
Oh, my God.

560
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,800
I would love to watch a documentary about my fucking self.

561
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:46,800
Tyler's awful.

562
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:47,800
Tyler's awful.

563
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:48,800
All right.

564
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,800
You want to take a break and return with Dan?

565
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:56,800
Hopefully, hopefully you'll be back on the podcast.

566
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:16,800
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.

567
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:31,800
I'm going to be talking about the nightclubs, bro.

568
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,800
Oh, we'll talk about it.

569
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,800
But this is the song that you should have used.

570
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,800
What?

571
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:42,800
I'll play it.

572
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,800
I'll play it after.

573
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,800
What is it?

574
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,800
Thirty six by two chains.

575
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,800
Oh, two chains.

576
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:50,800
Thirty six.

577
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,800
Thirty six.

578
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,800
Thirty six.

579
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,800
That's how many grams in a brick.

580
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,800
Thirty six.

581
00:42:58,800 --> 00:42:59,800
Episode thirty six.

582
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:00,800
Oh, I see.

583
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:04,800
I think I fraction my thumb.

584
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,800
Or ounces.

585
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,800
Ounces.

586
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:24,800
Thirty six ounces of the brick.

587
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:25,800
Yeah.

588
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,800
So fucking funny how the night moves.

589
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:28,800
Yeah.

590
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:29,800
It was.

591
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,800
So I met a demon.

592
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,800
We met Spongebob Squarepants.

593
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:35,800
Oh, God.

594
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:40,800
We fucking met one weirdo that got flash banged.

595
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,800
He was out of control.

596
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,800
I mean, that a former EMT.

597
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,800
Yeah.

598
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:46,800
The bartender.

599
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,800
That was interesting.

600
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:48,800
Weird.

601
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,800
And then there's just like a bunch of like couples there, which is also very strange.

602
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,800
That makes it fun, though.

603
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:54,800
Yeah.

604
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:55,800
Yeah.

605
00:43:55,800 --> 00:44:03,800
It makes it less like awkward, less like sexually compulsive and more like of a fun environment.

606
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,800
You know, because the strippers get into like showing off for the checks.

607
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,800
Yeah.

608
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:09,800
I'm better than you type shit.

609
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:10,800
No, no.

610
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,800
Because a lot of girls like strippers, too.

611
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,800
Everybody likes strippers.

612
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,800
And so it's more fun.

613
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,800
It's more family oriented.

614
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,800
It's more family oriented.

615
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,800
You know?

616
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,800
That's why I was hoping that your girlfriend would go.

617
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:28,800
Yeah.

618
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,800
You know, stuff happens.

619
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,800
I couldn't go, obviously.

620
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,800
Yeah.

621
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,800
We'll have to we'll have to take a special trip.

622
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,800
We'll have to go to Vegas.

623
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:43,800
Dude, I want to go to Vegas and meet Chris Angel, Mindfreak and Zach Bagans.

624
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,800
Let's go to that fucking Atlantic City.

625
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,800
Dude, I got a I had a bad time in Atlantic City.

626
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,800
Where the fuck is Atlantic City?

627
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,800
New Jersey.

628
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,800
Is it?

629
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:53,800
Yeah.

630
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:54,800
I was thought Atlantic City was in like Georgia.

631
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:55,800
No, it's not.

632
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,800
It's really not far from here, but I wish it was further.

633
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,800
I went there on vacation like two years ago.

634
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:03,800
Did you?

635
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,800
Yeah.

636
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:05,800
And you didn't get jumped?

637
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,800
No.

638
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,800
Dude, Atlantic City is a great place to get fucking stay at.

639
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,800
What's a fucking hard rock hotel, bro?

640
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,800
They had fucking a bunch of rock relics there.

641
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,800
They had fucking Elvis's car.

642
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,800
Oh, shit.

643
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,800
Prince shit.

644
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,800
I want to go to the fucking Planet Hollywood hotel in Vegas.

645
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,800
Dude, we should go to Vegas.

646
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,800
That'd be fun.

647
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,800
Me and my me and my girl.

648
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,800
I'm looking at rings currently and we're going to get engaged.

649
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,800
But we're thinking our honeymoon is in Vegas.

650
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,800
Oh, that'd be awesome.

651
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:32,800
Yeah, dude.

652
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,800
There's so much fun shit in Vegas.

653
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,800
I like Vegas.

654
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,800
The Gobi Desert.

655
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:43,800
Did I ever tell you the story about Atlantic City on my 21st birthday?

656
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:44,800
No.

657
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,800
No, you didn't.

658
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,800
So I went to see DJ Tiesto.

659
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,800
Oh, fucking Tiesto.

660
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:49,800
Yeah.

661
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:50,800
You know who Tiesto is?

662
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:51,800
Yeah.

663
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,800
Dude, I was super into EDM when I was fucking like 13.

664
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:55,800
Yeah.

665
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,800
So this would have been 2010.

666
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,800
That's about the time that I was super into that shit.

667
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,800
Yeah.

668
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:09,800
And dude, so I got, this is when I was like big into drinking and I got fucking wasted

669
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,800
before his first song even.

670
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,800
I was like beyond hammered.

671
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,800
Like before, like the opener?

672
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:15,800
Yeah.

673
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:16,800
Yeah.

674
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:17,800
It was like song one.

675
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,800
I was already toast.

676
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:25,800
And I passed out, woke up with no cell phone, no wallet.

677
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:30,800
And while the guy was vacuuming, I woke up to the guy vacuuming in the venue.

678
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:31,800
Right.

679
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,800
So I missed the entire fucking thing.

680
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,800
So just like song one.

681
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,800
So I'm like, oh fuck.

682
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,800
Was he just like, you have to go my friend, my friend, you have to leave.

683
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,800
My friend, you could not sleep here.

684
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,800
Do you have to go?

685
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,800
So I went out to the boardwalk and it was at the Taj Mahal.

686
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,800
That was the venue.

687
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,800
Trump's Taj Mahal, right?

688
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,800
Yeah.

689
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:56,800
Oh shit.

690
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,800
I didn't even know anything about Trump then.

691
00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,800
I saw the ticket.

692
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:00,800
They changed it to something else.

693
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,800
Oh, did they?

694
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:02,800
I stayed in like next to it.

695
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:03,800
Oh my God.

696
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:08,800
I think I have Tourette's.

697
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:14,800
So dude, I go out to the boardwalk and I'm still, still fucking hammered, dude.

698
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,800
Obviously it's only been a couple of hours.

699
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,800
And I was like asking people if I could use their cell phone.

700
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,800
There's one guy let me use his cell phone.

701
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,800
Tried calling my phone and it didn't ring.

702
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:25,800
So I'm like, fuck.

703
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:26,800
I'm out.

704
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,800
I can't find, I have no wallet, have no cell phone.

705
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,800
The only thing I had on me was pepper spray.

706
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:36,800
A little personal use thing of pepper spray is like the size of this smelling salts thing.

707
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,800
So you just mug somebody with pepper spray and rob their phone.

708
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:44,800
Dude, I was just running around Atlantic city, like hiding behind shit because I heard it's so dangerous.

709
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:48,800
Just like hiding behind shit until the sun started to come up.

710
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,800
Right.

711
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,800
So I was just with my pepper spray, just like, you know, trying to like figure out.

712
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,800
You should have went to a fucking police station.

713
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,800
Well, I was trying to figure out what hotel my friends were at.

714
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,800
And so your friends just left you.

715
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,800
Well, we got separated and then it was all over.

716
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:11,800
So, so I went, I was like, I think it was the Taj Mahal.

717
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:17,800
I went back and I was like sleeping in the lobby with like all these homeless people that were there too.

718
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,800
And this guy came along and he's like, everybody out.

719
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:21,800
You can't sleep here.

720
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,800
Got to leave.

721
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,800
So I got kicked out with all these homeless people.

722
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,800
And so we're like zombies, like just getting let out in the street.

723
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,800
Dude, you fucking went with the fucking.

724
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,800
You just went and became homies.

725
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,800
I was with the homeless people.

726
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:39,800
And finally, I like wandered around Atlantic city until I found this fucking motel.

727
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:43,800
And my buddy had pulled the curtain back when I knocked on the door and he's like, just shook his head.

728
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:48,800
Oh my God, he's alive.

729
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:49,800
That was a disaster.

730
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:50,800
I don't know what happened in that period.

731
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,800
I'm like, did I get raped?

732
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,800
Did I get raped?

733
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,800
And so your asshole feel hard?

734
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,800
No, you have some alimac experiences with that.

735
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,800
That was rough.

736
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,800
But, dude, losing my cell phone and my wallet is just fucking.

737
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,800
I'm guessing you never got your phone or wallet back.

738
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,800
No, no, no.

739
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,800
And then the mystery was always out there.

740
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,800
Like, who's got my fucking phone?

741
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,800
You know, it was Blackberry back in the day.

742
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:20,800
Oh, they definitely fucking just fucking like brick that shit and then fucking sold it.

743
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,800
Yeah, probably.

744
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:25,800
It was really nice to was the one with like the little fucking pearl in it.

745
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:26,800
Yeah, yeah.

746
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,800
It was before they had like the sensors, which were stupid.

747
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,800
Yeah, they had the actual little ball.

748
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,800
Yeah, I think was gangster.

749
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,800
I think it was fucking cool.

750
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,800
But you talk about the Titanic thing summary.

751
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:40,800
Yeah.

752
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,800
We were saving that for you because we figured you had some opinions.

753
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,800
That's definitely definitely a conspiracy.

754
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,800
So my take on it.

755
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:57,800
I also hate rich people and they all paid 2000 or 250 thousand dollars to get on that.

756
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,800
And I'm like, that's six times my salary.

757
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:01,800
So fuck them.

758
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:02,800
I don't care.

759
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,800
Fuck them.

760
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,800
I'm happy they're dead at the bottom of the ocean.

761
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:06,800
I think they were alive.

762
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,800
I think they were alive here first.

763
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,800
I think they were alive.

764
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,800
Did you hear they found a debris field?

765
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:13,800
No.

766
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:14,800
Yeah, they found a debris field.

767
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,800
So the Titanic wreck.

768
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:22,800
Well, I think that Ali Mack is now in a gay bar.

769
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,800
Wow.

770
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,800
I bet he is.

771
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,800
He said he was at a semi gay bar.

772
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,800
And now he's like, that's actually a gay bar.

773
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:35,800
Now he's coming out.

774
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:40,800
Yeah, I think what happened with that sub is I think the US took it out.

775
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,800
And I'll tell you why.

776
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,800
Because there were private companies.

777
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:50,800
There was a guy on it was a news broadcast.

778
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:57,800
One of the guys that owns he was like the PR guy for Ocean Gate, which is the company that owns the sub.

779
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:02,800
He said he's like, look, we're getting a lot of like we're getting some help from the government,

780
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,800
but we're also getting a ton of resistance from the government.

781
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:06,800
Right.

782
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:07,800
He goes, I'm getting out of office emails.

783
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,800
He goes, we do not have minutes, hours.

784
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:12,800
We just don't have time.

785
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,800
We have to move now, right now.

786
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,800
And nobody's helping.

787
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:21,800
So the US government wasn't stepping up to the plate until he started complaining about him.

788
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:22,800
Right.

789
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,800
So they he said that the private sector moves very fast.

790
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,800
And he says the government is so slow.

791
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:32,800
And he go and the newscasters like, well, what's the holdup?

792
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:38,800
And he said paperwork and he said paperwork, government paperwork.

793
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,800
And he goes, yeah, government paperwork.

794
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:47,800
He goes, we have people on the tarmac with the equipment ready to go and the government will not sign the paperwork.

795
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,800
So he said these private companies are all ready to go.

796
00:51:50,800 --> 00:52:00,800
In France, actually, they sent equipment out there and without the US government's approval, they said, well, we're not going to wait for your approval.

797
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,800
And I actually said that in a comment on this newscast.

798
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,800
I said, you know, sometimes it's better to ask for forgiveness than to wait for permission.

799
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,800
And that's kind of that's exactly what France did.

800
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:15,800
And some bitch commented, she's like, yeah, for giving us that permission or something.

801
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:16,800
Yeah.

802
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,800
This bitch commented back.

803
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,800
She said, said every criminal ever.

804
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:26,800
I just said, OK, like brother, brother, there's fucking five people at the bottom of the ocean.

805
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:33,800
So anyway, this was actually a where the fuck in the ocean is this?

806
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,800
Is it like right around where the Titanic went down?

807
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:40,800
I know that where the fuck did the Titanic go down?

808
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:45,800
It's like it's like nine hundred miles east of Cape Cod.

809
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,800
Oh, so it's closer to America than anyplace else.

810
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,800
So it's closer to Newfoundland.

811
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,800
The fuck is Newfoundland?

812
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,800
It's part of part of Canada.

813
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:55,800
Gay.

814
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:56,800
Yeah.

815
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,800
Newfoundland because the Vikings found it.

816
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,800
And it's like the first one.

817
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:09,800
But so this was really a race between the government and private industry to find the submersible.

818
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:10,800
Right.

819
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,800
And they've never had a problem in the past.

820
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:13,800
Right.

821
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,800
It's never ever been an issue.

822
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:27,800
I believe what happened is a private company located it and the the news that they had done that was suppressed.

823
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,800
And they were actually rescuing them.

824
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,800
And because it wasn't the U.S.

825
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,800
government that found them, the U.S.

826
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,800
government took out the sub.

827
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,800
They said, if we can't get it, nobody's going to get it.

828
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,800
So what was the submarine doing?

829
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,800
Like, what was the background?

830
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,800
They were just trying to jerk it off around the fucking Titanic.

831
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,800
Yeah.

832
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:50,800
Just jerking around, you know, a fucking it's like, well, they got the full experience.

833
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:51,800
That's for sure.

834
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:53,800
You know, the full Titanic experience.

835
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,800
They didn't get the full Titanic experience.

836
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,800
Like they weren't salvaging it.

837
00:53:58,800 --> 00:53:59,800
They're just looking at it.

838
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:00,800
They're just checking it out.

839
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,800
That's it.

840
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,800
Dude, you think about how terrifying that is.

841
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:10,800
I mean, if you went down there with some friends, you got to think like, hold on.

842
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,800
We're good.

843
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:13,800
Yeah.

844
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,800
So yeah.

845
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,800
Okay.

846
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,800
So you go down there with with four your friends, right?

847
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,800
Yeah.

848
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:22,800
Yeah.

849
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:23,800
All right.

850
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:24,800
You got ninety six hours of oxygen.

851
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:25,800
All right.

852
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:30,800
How much do you got to like these people on our fucking seventy five when they're breathing

853
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,800
up your last twenty, twenty hours of oxygen?

854
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:34,800
Yeah.

855
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,800
You start thinking about all this, all the shit they ever said to you.

856
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,800
You're like, oh, I don't like that thing.

857
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:40,800
He said to me that one time.

858
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,800
I don't know how much of a friend he really is.

859
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:44,800
Yeah.

860
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:45,800
It's like that.

861
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,800
That was Chalane coal miners.

862
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:56,800
So just imagine, just imagine it's me, you, Casey and Ali Mac all down there and we're

863
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,800
in this fucking sub.

864
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,800
Do we kill the fucking pilot?

865
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:01,800
Dude, we're bros.

866
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:02,800
Why do we kill him?

867
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:03,800
Just so he doesn't breathe?

868
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:04,800
Yeah.

869
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:05,800
Yeah.

870
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:06,800
Just so he doesn't breathe oxygen.

871
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:07,800
So we kill him.

872
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,800
I think we kill Ali Max second.

873
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:15,800
I'd sacrifice myself.

874
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,800
Who would we want?

875
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:19,800
We take a vote.

876
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,800
I'd sacrifice myself or we'd flip a coin.

877
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,800
Now we'd kill the pilot first.

878
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:25,800
Yeah.

879
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:26,800
Fuck that guy.

880
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:27,800
We killed a PlayStation controller.

881
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,800
That's why you just have to go down together.

882
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:34,800
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

883
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,800
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

884
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,800
I'd kill the pilot.

885
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,800
There's a few strip clubs I want to see before I die.

886
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:42,800
I'd kill the pilot.

887
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:43,800
Then I'd be like, all right, boys.

888
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:44,800
It's been an honor.

889
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,800
When do you guys choke me the fuck out till I die so I don't breathe?

890
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,800
And then you're rescued like immediately.

891
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,800
There's just two dead bodies in the fucking sub.

892
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,800
I'd look, I'd say hour 75 I'm eating somebody.

893
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:03,800
You know, cause I, you would have not eaten because you don't want to have the shit in

894
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:07,080
the shit in the side will be like you can kill me so I don't breathe but you

895
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:13,740
can't eat me why are you gonna stop them eat the pilot just like you just start

896
00:56:13,740 --> 00:56:16,880
killing and eating people at our 75

897
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:31,340
hours 76 people raw you gotta do what you gotta do what caused the fucking

898
00:56:31,340 --> 00:56:36,680
accident I think it was just a rapid decompress well one I think it was a

899
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:42,080
government to if it was natural causes I think which it wasn't was it ghosts

900
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:50,180
maybe Titanic goes so the viewing port was only rated for those ghosts the

901
00:56:50,180 --> 00:56:56,560
viewing tell you the viewing port was only rated for 1500 pressure like pounds

902
00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:01,920
for spirit ghosts so and the place they were going was 400 4000 pounds of

903
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:07,880
pressure so it didn't even make it like halfway I'm guessing and it's fucking

904
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:14,840
but they use this sub all the time no but it was only rated for 15 but it goes

905
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:19,840
down the floor really yeah so they push it beyond what it's rated for yeah

906
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:24,920
Jesus fucking Christ so I'm guessing that like they're like a pressure thing

907
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:30,440
just crushed the glass bro can you imagine I had imagined that actually what

908
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:34,920
happened is instantaneously just flattened like a pancake no because I'm

909
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:38,880
guessing that like the the glass like the the glass that was only rated for

910
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:43,240
like a like a thousand five hundred cracked and then once that cracked it

911
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:47,760
just fucking got all the pressure and just dude can you imagine seeing that

912
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:53,840
start to like start to crack yeah oh my god and then you a little of water yeah

913
00:57:53,840 --> 00:58:00,760
right that's the last thing you you know ever just like instantly crushed with

914
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:07,600
fucking water yep oh my god rich people fuck dude well I mean I'm gonna take a

915
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:14,480
vacation to the Titanic fuck you I mean I would love to see that I think I'm

916
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:18,440
glad you're dead I think that would be fucking amazing but they got died on

917
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:25,840
the Titanic huh I thought oh my god oh this one bitch who thought that she

918
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:30,360
died in the Titanic and was reincarnated who where did you work with her the

919
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:34,600
place that we all your work yeah do I know who this is I don't think so she

920
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:39,440
was after you but this bitch literally we would make jokes about the Titanic

921
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:44,320
all the time and she'd get super said it oh my god it was hilarious fucking

922
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:45,680
break dude we'd be like

923
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:53,760
and she'd be like it's not a joke it's not a joke I died in the Titanic I died

924
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:57,760
on the Titanic I'm like bitch what the first time serious yeah the first time

925
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:02,720
she said that I'm like what Wow and she's just like yeah I'm reincarnated I

926
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:06,200
died in the Titanic I have dreams about being in a Titanic all the time I'm

927
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:15,240
like that's bad shit insane I'd like you'll have to tell me after who it is

928
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:29,040
was fucking wild dude there is something so crazy about the Titanic like James

929
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:33,640
Cameron did such a good job in that movie we are the Capri also that's just

930
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:41,240
an awful movie in general that's like such a fucking great movie when Ali Mac

931
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:46,080
comes about no morally it's just a bad movie fucking hey I got engaged to this

932
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:50,920
guy but fuck that guy baby make a shit yeah rose a piece of garbage grandpa

933
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:55,240
Jack and Willy Wonka's I mean grandpa Joe you fucking in breath doesn't

934
00:59:55,240 --> 01:00:00,240
doesn't fucking make it a bad movie no I'm saying the movie's a good movie I'm

935
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:05,960
saying that like morally it's a bad fucking movie yeah definitely I like the

936
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,360
notebook like what the fuck is up with like these hallmark movies and shit

937
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:13,720
about like these women that just fall like they have like a good husband that

938
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:16,520
like provides for them and stuff but then they go back home and they fucking

939
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:24,680
fall in love with Titanic was a good husband no but like I think I don't know

940
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:29,200
no you punch her in the fucking face like shooting at him yeah he was trying

941
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,440
to shoot him yeah like but like in general like the hallmark movies were

942
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:36,120
like she has like a good husband that like provides for her and like is like

943
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:40,160
a good guy and she goes back and there's just a fucking lumberjack and she's like

944
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:44,760
I like him I like him so much better and the husband and she's like I'm gonna

945
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:48,800
leave my husband for this fucking lumberjack guy yeah it's fucked up like

946
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:52,740
what the it's like they're just like cuckold stories yeah yeah but women love

947
01:00:52,740 --> 01:00:57,280
that shit man like I don't know why like there's like they're like fuck my

948
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:01,400
husband that guy's a douchebag I'm gonna fuck a lumberjack but it's always like

949
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:06,240
the poor lumberjack yeah yeah yeah like it's showing that like money as in

950
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:11,240
everything yeah but you're already married yeah was she married to that

951
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:14,360
guy in Titanic or they were getting married I think they were engaged and

952
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:20,200
then she gave him she gave Jack fucking Luke Nicknutt Leonardo DiCaprio the

953
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:28,640
fucking engagement gift and he's just like yeah like that'd be like you fucking

954
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:33,080
like meeting some broad and like you're single and she's like here's my

955
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:37,520
engagement gift that my fucking fiance gave me I'm giving it to you it's also

956
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:45,120
worth like ten million dollars I'd be like okay but like like these bitches in

957
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:49,160
like these movies that go and fuck the like the lumberjack guy like in

958
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,860
actuality the lumberjack guy would be like yeah that was a nice night get the

959
01:01:51,860 --> 01:01:56,480
fuck out of my house but I love you but I love you so yeah I don't care like

960
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:02,520
fuck you yeah the notebook really is a similar movie yeah I didn't think of

961
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:06,240
that because it's like that's good that whole like they're talking to her when

962
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:12,520
she's like 105 with dementia yeah right yeah yeah and is he there yeah and he's

963
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:18,520
like reading her out of the notebook yep yeah yeah god it's so gay yeah I had a

964
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:23,600
stupid girlfriend that was obsessed with that movie women watch that bull have

965
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:30,560
the worst taste of movies ever yeah like have you read like dude do you even fuck

966
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:34,840
with Ryan Gosling fuck you I love Ryan got the notebook is probably my favorite

967
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:40,560
movie I love Ryan Gosling and I fucking hate the notebook remember all the fun

968
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:46,560
we had before you were retarded a place beyond the pines yes

969
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:55,200
connected the entire thing was I had a mohawk ambulance they did yeah by

970
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:59,680
oh yeah and it's connected a PD and there's like the old blue uniforms that

971
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:03,600
they had I actually like the story of that movie though it's solid I like I

972
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:06,400
don't like the second half of the movie the second half of movie fucking sucks

973
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,720
but like the part where Ryan Gosling is pretty good I think the whole movie's

974
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:14,960
good it's it's I just fun seeing like all the the things you know around

975
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:18,120
Schenectady yeah and then they're mentioning places that are like actual

976
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:22,720
real places mm-hmm yeah they're like all over on washout road yeah I have friends

977
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:26,960
that live there like like you also have like the like the Altmont fair where he

978
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:31,160
like works in like the the death cage like the the motocross death cage and

979
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:36,000
I'm like I've been there yeah I really watched that show so crazy yeah it's

980
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,160
funny that they kept because a lot of times what will happen is they'll film

981
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:42,680
like a movie also the soundtrack for that movie is fucking great I have to

982
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:46,040
watch it again cuz I kind of forgot what the whole premise was well sometimes

983
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:50,200
they like mentioned the name of city and sometimes just like ambiguous yeah this

984
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:54,080
one the the name of the movie the place beyond the pine it's literally

985
01:03:54,080 --> 01:04:01,580
Schenectady what translates right from from Iroquois to yeah yeah wow that's so

986
01:04:01,580 --> 01:04:06,920
weird I don't I don't remember the like I think the director was like born here

987
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:12,240
or something yeah yeah the writer yeah writer I don't remember what the exact

988
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:18,120
like premise was I just know he's like a motorcycle bank robber well you know

989
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:22,720
you didn't watch the whole movie I did I just I watched it so many fucking times

990
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:26,880
when I worked there because it was just on the TV constantly it just never

991
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:31,760
stopped what I'm a hawk yeah like a motorcycle and he'd like turns into a

992
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:35,600
bank robber like fucking listen to this like this fucking soundtrack is

993
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:52,800
phenomenal if this fucking loads oh the soundtrack yeah some tracks good

994
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:58,160
oh you're talking about like the score for the score he's like a bank rob he's

995
01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:02,520
turned into a bank robber to provide for his infant also the finds out he has a

996
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:08,280
kid yeah and eventually one of them goes wrong and he gets like arrested or we

997
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:13,280
the cops catch him and he runs from the cops and they end up shooting him yeah

998
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:18,520
he dies and then the movies about like his son it's about legacy like the whole

999
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,880
movie is about it's about well Bradley Cooper is like the cop that shot him

1000
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:29,440
and Bradley Cooper's son and Ryan Gosling son become friends but then they

1001
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:33,360
find out like your dad killed my dad yeah and then they're like oh I'm gonna

1002
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:38,240
fucking kill you and then he rides off on a dirt bike at the end and then though

1003
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:42,600
and then oh yeah yeah yeah now it's coming back yeah it's like this weird

1004
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:46,840
looking beta kid yeah yeah dude I fucking hate that actor for whatever

1005
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:50,080
reason like every movie that he's in like I just want to punch that kid in

1006
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:55,160
the face yeah like that fucking the kid in the movie that played his son yeah

1007
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:59,560
yeah but like but like the one scene that got to me was like when he went to

1008
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:03,960
his dad's old trailer he did the fucking Albany accent perfectly though did he

1009
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:08,440
really did Albany accent yeah yeah we have an accent but we just don't know

1010
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:13,520
it like the ghetto Albany accent yeah really yeah is it like there but I'm

1011
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:20,560
about that it's like it's like a New York accent but like way more trashy so

1012
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:25,640
like like a lisp kind of wait the fuck does it doesn't the emo kid the movie

1013
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:34,840
the emo kid or or or Ryan Gosling the the kid that's Ryan Gosling son oh yeah

1014
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:39,800
yeah but Ryan Gosling did a pretty good job at like mimicking like our

1015
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:43,640
speech like pattern type shit cuz he's supposed to be from Schenectady oh

1016
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:50,040
really yeah I had flashbacks watching that movie yeah man to run it from the

1017
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:54,440
Schenectady police on a motorcycle dude but like I was I was definitely like

1018
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:58,040
trying to show you this fucking stupid accent the one scene that like got to me

1019
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:02,480
though is like when like the kid went to like the dad's like old trailer and like

1020
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,600
when he went to his old trailer like his neighbor came out and he's like I'm his

1021
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:09,000
son and he's just like oh but then like he went to the trailer and he picked up

1022
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:12,400
his dad's old sunglasses that he used to wear and when he put them on he goes you

1023
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,840
look just like your dad and I remember me and your dad used to sit out here and

1024
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:20,000
talk and shoot the shit while we drank and he gave him he gave the kid a beer

1025
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:23,520
and he just like this one's for your father and like he kind of gave him like

1026
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:27,200
oh listen to the stupid accent

1027
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:38,560
let me talk to you. I want to say I'm sorry about what happened earlier right?

1028
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:46,160
I was a dick I want to know you lost my money all right like that's I think

1029
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:50,240
that's all I need to fucking say all right but I'm willing to fucking squash

1030
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:56,080
it okay if you need to squash it I'm gonna squash it. Now that you mention it yeah

1031
01:07:56,080 --> 01:08:09,480
that's how. What you thinking? Okay. You good? Dude I know like ten people that sound like that.

1032
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:13,480
I'm gonna party at my pops place tonight. My pops is fucking off the chain beat.

1033
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:20,480
I can't do that man I'm sorry. Why? You got family stuff you gotta do? No but I got stuff I gotta do.

1034
01:08:20,480 --> 01:08:29,880
You want to squash it right? I'll squash it. So you don't come tonight.

1035
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:34,880
You want me to come to your party tonight? I want you to come to my party.

1036
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:41,880
Alright cool I'll see you tonight. Hold up. Give me your favorite B. Bring some oxys alright?

1037
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:45,880
That sounds like somebody from Albany. That does sound like somebody from Albany.

1038
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:53,880
Hey hey hey let me be straight with you B. Bring some fucking oxys. Yeah that's I can like everybody I know that sounds like that.

1039
01:08:53,880 --> 01:09:01,880
Like I feel like does cocaine. Back when I was in high school that's how I talked.

1040
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:07,880
I literally talked like that when I was in high school. Yeah. How did you break it?

1041
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:11,880
How'd I break it? I fucking went to college and people made fun of me constantly.

1042
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:16,880
Like fucking and then I went to Mohawk and fuck. I said yeah whatever.

1043
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:24,880
But when I went to that like that like fully broke it because like nobody talked like a scumbag.

1044
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:30,880
You gotta do the PCRs and mount this ambulance. You gotta just do it for me.

1045
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:35,880
No because like I'd be like I'm from Warner of Elite and a lot of people from Warner of Elite sound like that.

1046
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:42,880
And that's just kind of how like we talk to each other. I'm like damn man what the fuck's going on with you?

1047
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:50,880
I know somebody just like you mentioning that. You're kind of from that area that I went to school with.

1048
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:54,880
Yeah. That talked like that for the longest time.

1049
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:59,880
But like the thing is like when I get upset I go back to that accent.

1050
01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:06,880
Like back to like my like you know more like scum scummy accent. But like I can I could go right back into it.

1051
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:10,880
I'll be like damn man what the fuck's going on with you man. Like the fuck.

1052
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:14,880
Like man. Like I'm like and I was looking at somebody like you fucking kidding me.

1053
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:22,880
Like seriously like dude I'm like I'm like are you fucking kidding me right now.

1054
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:27,880
Like I fucking told you not to do that shit. Like are you. It's kind of like a New Yorkish.

1055
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:32,880
New York. Yeah. Long Island ish. Fucking I'm going back into it.

1056
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:36,880
Like fucking instead of saying yeah I went yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1057
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:39,880
Like but like it's weird because like you can hear me sometimes go into that.

1058
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:46,880
Like when I'm talking to you guys. But like it's just like it's a hard accent to like like fully get back into.

1059
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:52,880
Unless I'm like pissed off. But like it has like more of a more like this sound to it.

1060
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:56,880
Yeah. And like that's kind of how I talk to people. I know exactly what you're talking about.

1061
01:10:56,880 --> 01:11:03,880
Like cause like when I was when I was going to school I would talk like this to people because that's just kind of how I fucking I grew up.

1062
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:09,880
Like I just it's a more like like up up in your throat type shit and like yeah yeah yeah.

1063
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:16,880
Like you're you're you're endings of your words are kind of like like you just like you just like fuck the end of the word.

1064
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:25,880
You know it's like a it's like a culture. Yeah. Yeah. So like you're doing like that shit and like you just go up to somebody like you know what's up B.

1065
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:31,880
How you doing. It's like you know homes. We have been like a fucking party tonight if you want to fucking come by.

1066
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:39,880
Like it's like a fucking weird like Italian esque like. Yeah. That would make a lot of sense because this this area has like a lot of Italian.

1067
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:47,880
But like I'm not Italian at all. I'm fucking German. Right. Right. So like but like I went from talking like this a lot of times to talking like how I talk now.

1068
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:55,880
Yeah. Like dude I think the more I've gotten out of like urban environments the more I talk like you know a normal person.

1069
01:11:55,880 --> 01:12:00,880
But like when I was younger and I was just like in urban environments I just be like hey how you doing baby.

1070
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:06,880
Like what's up. You want to go fucking hang out at Bach today. You want to fucking go on a swing set you want to fucking do this shit.

1071
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:10,880
You know what I'm talking about. Like you know man I don't fucking touch that weed shit. Get that fucking shit away from me.

1072
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:15,880
I'll fucking punch you in your fucking throat. Yeah. The kid I knew that used to talk like that.

1073
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:22,880
I used to call him date rape. Don't fucking call me date rape. What the fuck's wrong with you.

1074
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:29,880
Come on. Yeah. I feel like I've taken hundreds of people in the ambulance that sound like that. Yeah. Yeah.

1075
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:38,880
But yeah I had to change my fucking accent to not look like a retard. No. Yeah. That's a good life choice.

1076
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:46,880
Because like I had a way more like New York City accent when I was a kid and I realized that that sounds real scummy.

1077
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:56,880
It's about the scummiest thing. The scummiest thing you can sound like that one podcast that I was listening to the what say you podcast.

1078
01:12:56,880 --> 01:13:04,880
Yeah. I can only take so much before I'm like I'm losing fucking brain cells listening to that.

1079
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:13,880
I love that. You got to listen to that. I have your pants episode. Yeah. Yeah. I put it on the back burner just because you know any longer.

1080
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:19,880
I listen to like three episodes in a row and I wanted to fucking take a shot. Eat in my fucking. So dude I was watching.

1081
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:33,880
So like my my family like came up from Brooklyn and my grandfather came up from Brooklyn and he has a Brooklyn accent and my dad has a slightly more Brooklyn accent than

1082
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:43,880
me. And then when I get upset I have a Brooklyn accent. So it kind of like is slowly getting away from the Brooklyn accent to upstate.

1083
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:50,880
So I have like a weird combination of like an upstate and downstate accent and it depends on the wording that I'm using.

1084
01:13:50,880 --> 01:14:01,880
But the more scummy sentence I'm saying before I sound like I'm from downstate the more I'm trying to be a good person the more I sound like I'm from upstate.

1085
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:09,880
In church you have a different accent. It's like oh yeah. It'd be like fucking go to confession.

1086
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:19,880
Hey yo father what's going on home. I fucked up a little bit. Look I fucking pop the cap and some of these ass.

1087
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:25,880
Speaking of trashy accents you guys ever watch the pranos. Yeah. No. Yeah. I fucking love that.

1088
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:35,880
The problem with watching soprano the sprinos is the more I watch it the more I want to do some gangster shit. I just say I'm so influenced.

1089
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:45,880
I'm just like I just start kind of talking like them. I start carrying myself a little like Tony Sprano. Everything I do I go to the fridge.

1090
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:59,880
Are you fucking kidding me. Are you fucking kidding me. Oh my god. I love towards the end when Tony starts like hallucinating and shit like talking to fish and like he's like the fucking fish is talking to me.

1091
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:05,880
The fucking fish is talking to me. He's like Tony I know that you killed those people. I know that you killed those people.

1092
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:17,880
It's like your fucking fish don't fucking talk to me like that. Are you fucking get a fucking fish. A fish is talking to me. Are you fucking kidding me.

1093
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:23,880
Oh forget about it. I love what he's dreaming about banging a psychiatrist. Yeah. Yeah. That's the best.

1094
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:37,880
Dude that fucking she's in. She's the wife from Goodfellas I think. I think so. Yeah. Did you ever see fucking what the fuck. My cousin. Fuck it had a Ralph Macchio. My fucking cousin Vinny. Yeah.

1095
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:44,880
Dude. His fucking his wife was fucking gorgeous.

1096
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:58,880
But like like Madison Ball. Yeah. But like his wife was gorgeous and my cousin Vinny. Do you ever see that. No. What does she look like. Look her up. Look up my cousin Vinny's wife. Are you all right.

1097
01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:18,880
All right. This is what's grinding my gears this week. Let's talk about overpopulation like I can tell you a few things. I can tell you they're already doing something about it. Yeah.

1098
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:32,880
Yeah. Are you kidding me. Oh the fucking floor right in the water fucking fly. Oh wow. She is a babe dude. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. God bless pure bread.

1099
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:48,880
Dude this this problem is being attacked from all angles. Bro you go to cities and it looks like a dystopian nightmare. I'm going to go to the bathroom and we got to talk about fucking mega cities when I get back. Oh my fucking god. I have a

1100
01:16:48,880 --> 01:17:10,880
Oh remind me mega cities. They're fucking terrifying. All going to be one of them. So all right. So I was talking to this guy who was planning a sailing trip across the Atlantic. Right. And this he wanted to cross the Atlantic in the smallest sailboat in history.

1101
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:37,880
And I think his plan got canceled. But he was saying he was like independently wealthy. And this is kind of like how people like that think. But he was saying that he thinks the world's overpopulated in that if he could he would invent a radiation machine that just fries people's sex organs while they're waiting in line at the grocery store.

1102
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:53,880
Oh I think that's a good idea. Actually well that's that when he said that I was like wow this guy is a complete psychopath. Well I mean you got to make sure it's like the one and I think we should fry the one in ten people's right. But how do you differentiate you ask you give them an IQ test.

1103
01:17:53,880 --> 01:18:13,880
And then a pill yeah it's like the last question is what does this taste like and it's it just makes him stare at eighty percent probably eighty percent of the world's popular eighty percent of the world's problems are caused by overpopulation.

1104
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:29,880
Hmm. And here's the problem. My my optometrist was explaining this to me. I think I was talking about this. He was like he was really like pretending to be happy about it like trying to keep a straight face and smile. But he was like really you could tell he had some underlying anger about it.

1105
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:41,880
He goes yeah. And you know what the problem is. Literally we have machines in here now like you know that machine that you put your face on to look at the like the barn in the distance. Yeah. Like and they try and figure out which lenses you need.

1106
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:57,880
He's like people's faces are too fat to fit in the machine. So I had to order a machine to fit the fat people's faces. And then he's like and the problem is is that these people are breeding and the intelligent people are breeding.

1107
01:18:57,880 --> 01:19:18,880
So it's just creating it's like a Pareto distribution pre distribution where the dumbest people are breeding at an exponential rate exactly. You know that's why hospitals are fucking overrun with people like patients now. Yeah. I mean you know this should just take a vote to like sterilize people.

1108
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:25,880
Why do you have to have five kids or ten kids like why can't we just limit it to one kid like China.

1109
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:40,880
Well you can't really tell people how many kids they can have but I can I can tell people what drugs they can do. We can tell people what law they can do with their bodies. I can't think why can't they tell people that because it's it's not your business.

1110
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:54,880
Your business to tell people how many kids they can have. But it's not your business to tell somebody not to have an abortion. They can we can do. Oh yeah. Fuck yeah. Get that. Get that incest started incense. I've been all right. So here's the thing.

1111
01:19:54,880 --> 01:20:09,880
So here's the thing. He's getting the incense going. Oh God that smells fucking great. Yeah it smells like a church. I still haven't been able to smell much. I need it.

1112
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:24,880
I think what we could have is not telling people how many kids they can have, but suggested number of kids like a number just a smoking bro. I can't suggestion score

1113
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:37,880
and then if you surpass that you're just yeah like your your child suggestion score. So a C S S. I think we confidence skate your C S S. We have a

1114
01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:57,880
more than one children. You have to come to have more than one children. That's a sentence yeah, but then it's still a problem. So yeah, we limited to one child each day and that's wrong is looking and if you have like ten kids, we take away nine now and make them into into labor camp. No, no, no. We just stop. I

1115
01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:13,880
we just bio slaves. We just stop other people from having kids. No, no, no, no. We take away the nine kids and we put them in labor camps, labor camp. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of sounds like somebody else. I know it's his name starts with H and ends with it.

1116
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:42,880
I tell you it's a good idea bro bro. We don't have enough fucking food. We don't have enough fucking resources to support this kind of population, especially in overpopulated areas. Well, I promise you they're already they're already on top of it. Dude, even in rural areas. They don't have enough people. You look at like fire service, ambulance service like they don't have enough volunteers like nobody response. Well, that's because volunteer exactly.

1117
01:21:43,880 --> 01:22:01,880
I think it's hilarious. They don't pay people to to respond to those calls. I was thinking I'm like, you know, they should pay him by the fire and then I'm like, that's a terrible idea because then it would just incentivize by the call though where we used to work. Oh yeah. Oh my God. That would be almost like paid ten cents a call.

1118
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:29,880
No, but like most of the places like there's actual places that do pay you by the call and they pay you like fucking seventy five dollars every call. So if we got seventy five dollars every single call, I averaged eight calls to nine calls. Wow. Every single day that I worked there couldn't afford that. And I just be like, yeah, yeah, I couldn't afford that. That frog though. That was a good idea. That was a genius idea. I missed that thing. So I want to talk about mega cities. We'll get to that. Yeah. I'm gonna go to the next one.

1119
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:52,880
We just talk about population control a little bit. They're already they have already implemented. All right. Things to control the population. And like you said, fluoride, that's one of them. But estrogen, the other one is BPA. It's it is ubiquitous. The only thing that BPA

1120
01:22:52,880 --> 01:23:15,880
is or was invented for was synthetic estrogen. The back in the like early nineteen hundreds. And then they started just implementing it into everything that's plastic. Everything is made of plastic. It is literally in everything. It's in this cup. You think this is a paper cup. It's not. It's lined with plastic. Right. You think cans. Oh, it's metal. No, they're lined with plastic. BPA plastic. And then the government went to these manufacturers and they're like, hey, dude, let's get plastic.

1121
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:35,880
This BPA is causing like this is cancer causing anti testosterone pro estrogen agent. I mean, it is estrogen. It's literally synthetic estrogen. Right. Not that it just causes it. Not that it just increases your estrogen. It is estrogen. The body recognizes it. It's probably cancer causing as estrogen. Yeah. I mean, definitely. So they just went and they said, oh, yeah, it's estrogen.

1122
01:23:35,880 --> 01:24:03,880
Which they're not mandated by law to take it out. But they just came up with something called BPS, right? This final ass. So it's exactly the fucking same. And that tumor. What's that? And then tumor. What's that? It's like a chemical that's like kind of the same. It's like a mirror image. It's like a

1123
01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:30,880
kind of the same. It's like a mirror image of something else. So it's like, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's like, if you lay the estrogen molecule over it, it's almost identical. Yeah. But it fits in the receptor, but it's not exactly the same. So it's like a key that fits in a lock and opens the door, but it's not exactly the same. Right. So there's no other reason to put this in plastic other than to reduce testosterone. So people stop breeding, which if you're smart enough to stay away from it, you're going to be able to do it.

1124
01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:45,880
But if you're that one in 10, you're just eating fucking SpaghettiOs every day. I think the government has a very, I haven't had them in a while, but when I remember the SpaghettiOs tastes like shit. I don't know. The government should have more interests in limiting the population. I think they have plenty of interest in doing it. I don't think they're doing it anytime.

1125
01:24:45,880 --> 01:25:15,880
Anything except like, you know, wars, that's one way they get rid of people. How do most people die? People die from like medical things like heart disease cancer, but there's no, there's no, we could have cancer by now getting hit by truck. So I don't want to go to hospital. I don't want to go to hospital. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But I'm going to be a doctor. You know, people are going to be able to get a vaccine. They're going to be able to get it. They're going to be able to get it. You know, it's all about the people that have to take it.

1126
01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:20,880
drugs. What's that? There's no incentive to care cancer yeah right, because it

1127
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:25,120
limits the population, the cancer rates right and the fucking heart disease

1128
01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:29,400
rates. They limit the population. If we hear to all these diseases, we'd have

1129
01:25:29,760 --> 01:25:32,900
so many people here that we everybody would die from starvation.

1130
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:35,600
I I think that

1131
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:41,080
I think that the environment, the earth has a natural way of limiting the

1132
01:25:41,100 --> 01:25:45,200
population, but they're talking about like like curing aging. So you don't

1133
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:48,800
age and you can live forever, but what if everybody lived forever, but they're

1134
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:53,600
not going to, but that would just be like because the earth is just like oh,

1135
01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:56,560
I'm sensing there's too many people earthquake.

1136
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:03,880
San Andreas fall opens up for a day, sucks up L. A. And go closes again. You

1137
01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:07,720
know what I mean, like the earth knows what it what it's doing. It's like up.

1138
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:10,680
There's too many people plane crash. It's just like you know what I mean. It's

1139
01:26:10,720 --> 01:26:13,800
like oh my God, we don't know where this plane went. It's like yeah, the

1140
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:18,840
magnetic poles just in that area changed for like 45 seconds in the plane

1141
01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:22,160
crashed and then they went back to normal. That's the earth. The earth has

1142
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:26,280
ways of just taking care. That's God just taking out 300 people at a clip

1143
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:31,280
just like that gone, you know, and then they just say it was pilot error and

1144
01:26:31,320 --> 01:26:35,600
well, we don't know what happened, but yeah, there's all kinds of like little

1145
01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:41,240
natural things that just look at Turkey. It took out like 50,000 people who what

1146
01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:44,760
in in Turkey, the earthquake. Oh, I don't know about that.

1147
01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:50,040
That's it killed like it was like last year, it killed like 50,000 people or

1148
01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:52,480
six months ago, six months ago.

1149
01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:58,440
It's crazy. It's crazy how many people can just die and we don't know about it.

1150
01:26:58,840 --> 01:27:02,040
Let me go. Let me see how many people

1151
01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:08,040
I think it was like 50,000. I didn't I didn't hear about that at all died in

1152
01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:11,240
Turkey earthquake.

1153
01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:15,920
Yeah, there were 50,000, seven hundred and eighty three deaths,

1154
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:20,120
two hundred ninety seven missing in a hundred and so my god hundred and seven

1155
01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:21,320
thousand and when was that

1156
01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:24,680
this was this year

1157
01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:28,800
and it happened February sixth

1158
01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:31,720
noped in here about that

1159
01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:37,080
yeah, because I feel like you never like watch the news anymore. It was literally

1160
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:40,640
back in the day like your parents always have the news on right, but here it's

1161
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:44,680
just like you just like see on your phone on Facebook sometimes right right.

1162
01:27:45,120 --> 01:27:48,800
Yeah, it's like I don't even know how to get to the news anymore. Yeah, unless

1163
01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:52,440
it pops up on my YouTube feed. It's like usually Tucker Carlson on Fox News.

1164
01:27:52,480 --> 01:27:57,080
Yeah, but he's no longer on Fox News right other than that. Like I would know

1165
01:27:57,120 --> 01:27:59,640
how to turn a TV on and get to the news

1166
01:28:00,960 --> 01:28:04,400
and thank God for that bro. The amount of people that can't figure out how to

1167
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:08,280
remote to use the hospital TV is a stabbing.

1168
01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:13,880
They should just get on those giant fucking remotes. You know they are giant.

1169
01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:14,880
I know. Yeah,

1170
01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:19,360
I got I got one of those for my boss at the last place I worked.

1171
01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:23,840
It was like literally like a foot and a half long by foot wide.

1172
01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:29,280
My grandfather finally figured out how to use a Roku. Oh yeah, and he was

1173
01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:33,280
sitting there. He's like, well, you can watch anything on here. I'm like, yeah,

1174
01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:39,640
you ran, but he's like crazy. He's like, you know, there's a Roku channel. I'm

1175
01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:42,960
like yeah, the Roku can fucking sucks. He's like

1176
01:28:43,480 --> 01:28:47,600
do there's a good things. That's gonna be us when we're seventy. I know with

1177
01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:50,840
like a fucking VR headsets back. No, it's gonna be like VR. We can like

1178
01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:55,320
actually feel everything. Yeah, that's gonna be a problem. I'm not gonna come

1179
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:56,120
out of my house.

1180
01:28:58,240 --> 01:29:02,520
Now it was be like, oh okay, I'm just yeah. I'm just gonna go on disability

1181
01:29:02,520 --> 01:29:06,960
stay at home and explore the Internet all day. You'll become Don Juan.

1182
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:10,880
Damn, no, that was that crazy real.

1183
01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:19,080
We're gonna say about mega cities. Oh yeah, I want to hear this. Oh my God,

1184
01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:24,520
mega cities are gonna be fucking terrifying. So the concepts of mega

1185
01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:28,640
cities aren't even like you think of New York City is a mega city, right? Yeah,

1186
01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:33,720
that's not close to what a fucking mega city is. Think of New York City stacked

1187
01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:39,960
on top of New York City seven times in the sky. Oh, this is like something

1188
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:42,600
they're planning that in Minecraft. Yeah, so

1189
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:48,960
they're building their idea is to build these platforms that go on top of a

1190
01:29:48,960 --> 01:29:53,160
city that can hold an entire other city on top of that platform and just

1191
01:29:53,160 --> 01:29:57,320
continually go up. Yeah, that sounds awesome. Just gonna know that sounds

1192
01:29:57,320 --> 01:30:01,480
like a dystopian nightmare. Yeah, fucking control the population. But like,

1193
01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:04,600
but like if you're poor, you're gonna be on the bottom floor. You're gonna have

1194
01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:08,960
any section eight housing they're building now in a fucking Albany. Yeah,

1195
01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:14,080
dude, it's like, but they're gonna be like, like the thing is they gotta find

1196
01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:19,320
a city to start it in and Albany would be one of the ones on the list to do

1197
01:30:19,320 --> 01:30:20,840
it. Yeah, because

1198
01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:27,480
they could build it out and then they do the top floor is the richest of the

1199
01:30:27,480 --> 01:30:30,640
rich people. It's like the elite of the elite of the elite and they leave by

1200
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:35,120
like how about the fire department will love that. No, each each actually each

1201
01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:41,120
brother just go hide it. Each of the plates have their own fire police and

1202
01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:45,040
emergency right. That's like each level of the plate. So instead of being like

1203
01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:49,120
oh, I mean, are you talking about? No, no, no, no. Like if it's like it's so

1204
01:30:49,120 --> 01:30:54,680
big, it's like so big like each plate is its own city like you have like you go

1205
01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:58,000
up fucking a hundred levels and then it's its own. You have people living

1206
01:30:59,840 --> 01:31:04,560
yeah now entering no because like they said they said the only they could

1207
01:31:04,560 --> 01:31:08,880
only go up to seven levels like until people are like in like the atmosphere.

1208
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:13,760
So you could only go up seven levels. I'm gonna call bullshit on this one. No,

1209
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:17,200
I look it up. That sounds awesome. Yeah, but these people, but like you start

1210
01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:19,960
off like if you're super poor, you're underneath all the plates. You're at the

1211
01:31:19,960 --> 01:31:23,520
bottom level. Ali Mac, if you're listening, just agree with me. What the

1212
01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:27,040
fuck you're in the slums. You're in the fucking slums. If you're poor like

1213
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:30,240
you're you're you're like it's just like a fucking like cesspool down there.

1214
01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:34,040
Like stab stab fucking like you have to call for food and shit. Second level.

1215
01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:40,080
So second level you start getting to like you know, actually, I think this is

1216
01:31:40,080 --> 01:31:43,440
a good idea. No, listen, no, this is this is crazy. This is like the fucking

1217
01:31:43,440 --> 01:31:46,320
crazy government shit that they do. Second level you have like you know

1218
01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:49,640
shitty houses, but at least you're fucking in the house. You're not homeless.

1219
01:31:49,640 --> 01:31:53,280
Right. And like it's like shitty like fucking like section eight houses, like

1220
01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:56,160
all that shit. Then the third level you start getting to like, you know, like

1221
01:31:56,160 --> 01:32:00,240
actual like nice things. But like each fucking level is a different city. Like

1222
01:32:00,240 --> 01:32:03,560
you had just a bunch of fucking different cities. But then eventually you

1223
01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:07,120
get to like level seven, which is like fucking paradise. It's like all rich

1224
01:32:07,120 --> 01:32:11,280
people fucking whatever. But each level has their own fucking government like

1225
01:32:11,280 --> 01:32:15,640
thing in it. And like each like like mayor's fucking like sections of the

1226
01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:19,120
city like own like police departments like that are like they have precincts

1227
01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:22,160
all around the different like just imagine seven New York City stacked on

1228
01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:27,160
top of each other. That sounds awesome. But the reason why there's there's the

1229
01:32:27,160 --> 01:32:31,720
the the the thought process behind it. The reason why they're doing this is so

1230
01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:38,160
instead of going with the population and because of climate change and shit, all

1231
01:32:38,160 --> 01:32:41,440
the people would live in these fucking mega cities stacked on top of each

1232
01:32:41,440 --> 01:32:46,000
other. And then the rest of the world would be able to regrow its trees and

1233
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:51,800
stuff. So you'd be able to have all these trees and like life giving like

1234
01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:56,800
things just run wild again and be free like type shit and make like auction and

1235
01:32:56,800 --> 01:33:01,240
all that shit. But the thing is everybody's in these cities. If you're

1236
01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:05,440
not in one of those cities, you're in the fucking you're you're you don't get

1237
01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:09,120
government funding. You don't get like you're you're you're out there. You're on

1238
01:33:09,120 --> 01:33:12,360
your own. You're on your own. So like the only things that matter in these

1239
01:33:12,360 --> 01:33:15,560
fucking mega cities. Right. And everything in between is just dense

1240
01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:19,160
forest. That's that's kind of how it is now. Yeah. You know what I mean? In a way.

1241
01:33:19,160 --> 01:33:23,720
But like but like imagine this imagine New York City times fucking seven.

1242
01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:30,600
This is making my head spin. We have to expand into space in order to control

1243
01:33:30,600 --> 01:33:34,560
the population. We have to go live on Mars and make a colony on Mars. But they

1244
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:37,680
basically have too many people on Earth. They have these things have these

1245
01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:41,560
fucking mega cities and they'd have like hundreds of them like the entire planet

1246
01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:44,280
would have hundreds of mega cities. They're just stacked on top of each other.

1247
01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:49,280
It would solve the population. I never see there's an outlet right there. God

1248
01:33:49,280 --> 01:33:55,440
damn it. Yeah. But you'd see that there is a there's a there's a there's a

1249
01:33:55,440 --> 01:33:59,400
population control thing. You wouldn't need to have population control because

1250
01:33:59,400 --> 01:34:02,240
you'd have enough room on each thing. But everybody would be in the fucking slums.

1251
01:34:02,240 --> 01:34:06,720
Yeah. But I was brought on level two and they moved me up to level three. I never

1252
01:34:06,720 --> 01:34:11,240
been out of this apartment complex. It's like the movie The Platform on Netflix.

1253
01:34:11,240 --> 01:34:15,080
But like it's like that. Yeah. But they're gonna just they're gonna keep

1254
01:34:15,080 --> 01:34:19,560
building up mega cities. And I think it's dope. You can literally never have left

1255
01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:25,120
your apartment complex. Yeah. I made it down to the first floor once but I never

1256
01:34:25,120 --> 01:34:29,240
went outside. So you see this this Netflix movie called The Platform? No. Oh

1257
01:34:29,240 --> 01:34:34,720
they fucking so there's like they kidnap people or no people sign up to be part

1258
01:34:34,720 --> 01:34:38,920
of this game and they live on like there's like five hundred floors or some

1259
01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:44,160
shit of like people that's like going down this huge building and they they

1260
01:34:44,160 --> 01:34:48,640
put like a like a huge feast in the middle of the thing and they send it

1261
01:34:48,640 --> 01:34:51,920
down and the first person eats it and then they send it down to the next

1262
01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:56,120
person. They eat it and it keeps going down and eventually when it gets to

1263
01:34:56,120 --> 01:35:00,160
like a hundred there's not like not much left right and it's just like scraps

1264
01:35:00,160 --> 01:35:04,000
and it keeps going down. So the people on the bottom are like fucking starving

1265
01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:07,640
and they're like shouting up to the people on the top to stop give us food

1266
01:35:07,680 --> 01:35:13,680
stop eating all food, but every month every month they switch so every month

1267
01:35:13,720 --> 01:35:18,240
they're in a new spot who comes up with this. So you go you go from like four

1268
01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:24,280
hundred to one and it's about this guy. Can you leave? No you can't leave and

1269
01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:29,000
it's about this guy and he's he's like he's roommates with this. You have a

1270
01:35:29,040 --> 01:35:32,360
roommate. He's a roommates with this old man and he's like teaching them how to

1271
01:35:32,360 --> 01:35:37,840
like live in this place and eventually the old man fucking starts to like try

1272
01:35:37,840 --> 01:35:42,560
to eat him because he's a cannibal. He's like living on the bottom levels, so he

1273
01:35:42,600 --> 01:35:48,080
like makes it back up at the top and they try to like kill people to to win

1274
01:35:48,120 --> 01:35:52,520
the game or whatever. It's crazy damn. It's called the platform platform. Yeah

1275
01:35:52,560 --> 01:35:53,480
to check that out.

1276
01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:59,560
Yeah, yeah, fucking right. This is kind of like it's kind of like a

1277
01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:06,560
metaphor, you know, for for society like oh yeah, yeah, so yeah, like the rich

1278
01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:13,320
people have all like them the wealth and like the poor people like look at the

1279
01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:13,960
scraps.

1280
01:36:15,400 --> 01:36:21,160
I was listening to Jordan Peterson talk about this. He said that if you have

1281
01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:28,920
like plumbing electricity and access to food, you're richer than like you're

1282
01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:33,600
richer than like ninety percent of people who have ever lived and he said

1283
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:38,240
anything beyond that point is really it doesn't. You're really like not getting

1284
01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:43,640
that much more out of your money. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, because we live in like

1285
01:36:43,680 --> 01:36:48,600
a site. We've never had access to all those. We live in a society that has

1286
01:36:48,640 --> 01:36:53,200
access to all these things for the first time in like thousands of years to all

1287
01:36:53,240 --> 01:36:56,720
these things readily available. Yeah, and like I don't even have to leave my

1288
01:36:56,720 --> 01:37:01,400
house. I can just fucking order food. I don't even have to leave my like you

1289
01:37:01,440 --> 01:37:05,840
can just like have a job even if you work from home. You can just never leave

1290
01:37:05,880 --> 01:37:07,000
your house right.

1291
01:37:09,040 --> 01:37:11,680
Yeah, it's just interesting because everybody likes to blame the rich people

1292
01:37:11,720 --> 01:37:15,800
for everything, but it's like and that they should be like using their money

1293
01:37:15,840 --> 01:37:21,200
to solve world problems, but it really a lot of the world problems are solved

1294
01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:26,120
like they have ninety percent of people have running water and they have food.

1295
01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:31,000
They have a basement to a podcast. Right. That's like insane. Like you in all of

1296
01:37:31,040 --> 01:37:37,680
human history, you're like at the top fucking echelon, the top, like not even

1297
01:37:37,720 --> 01:37:43,120
like percentile, like less than that. But it's the king's paradox top 10 percent.

1298
01:37:43,160 --> 01:37:47,000
It's the king's paradox. You ever hear the king's paradox? No, it's that.

1299
01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:54,960
So kings in like medieval times were often the most depressed people because

1300
01:37:55,000 --> 01:38:01,240
yeah, because struggle makes you like happy because you need that. If you have

1301
01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:05,800
everything you've ever wanted, there's no point to life at that point. And

1302
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:09,880
everybody's almost getting everything that they've ever wanted. They have

1303
01:38:09,920 --> 01:38:15,800
shelter. They can get laid. They can eat fucking whatever food they want. Dude,

1304
01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:20,240
if I want to eat something from another country, I can go on Amazon fucking get

1305
01:38:20,280 --> 01:38:24,920
the ingredients from that country sent to my fucking house and I can make that.

1306
01:38:25,320 --> 01:38:28,880
You know how fucking insane afford affordably. Yeah. You know how fucking

1307
01:38:28,920 --> 01:38:33,560
insane that sound to somebody who's even from the fucking eighties. Yeah. Like,

1308
01:38:34,000 --> 01:38:40,480
yeah, how fucking bad. It's like, oh, I want to make a an Indian curry from like

1309
01:38:40,520 --> 01:38:45,440
with like actual ingredients from India. I could go on Amazon right now, pay

1310
01:38:45,440 --> 01:38:49,000
like fucking fifteen dollars for everything and have it sent to my house by

1311
01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:54,640
fucking tomorrow. Dude, you could literally just go on like Uber Eats or

1312
01:38:54,680 --> 01:39:00,680
whatever and just order food from anywhere like made fresh at like basically

1313
01:39:00,720 --> 01:39:05,440
any time of day, especially if you're in a city. But just imagine telling that to

1314
01:39:05,480 --> 01:39:10,640
somebody who's from the fucking fifties. Yeah. Like, hey, guys, I can go on this

1315
01:39:10,640 --> 01:39:16,240
magic fucking thing in my pocket. I can say I want food. I want food.

1316
01:39:17,080 --> 01:39:22,000
Come to my house and give it to me. And it just shows up. Dude, what's going to be

1317
01:39:22,040 --> 01:39:25,680
wild is they already have this and they're just implementing it. Now is the

1318
01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:30,600
drone deliveries. So like I never heard of that. Yeah. For food specifically. Oh,

1319
01:39:30,640 --> 01:39:34,840
my God. They already do it with blood transfusions in other countries. So like

1320
01:39:34,880 --> 01:39:39,440
there's a central blood bank and they just they they launch this. It's like a

1321
01:39:39,440 --> 01:39:43,080
small airplane. Not really like the traditional drone like with the Ford

1322
01:39:43,120 --> 01:39:47,200
propellers. Yeah. But it's like a small airplane. So it launches off of a pole

1323
01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:51,120
and then it goes and it drops it on a little parachute. The packet of blood to

1324
01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:54,160
the hospital. So fucking insane. Yeah. And then turns around and comes back and

1325
01:39:54,200 --> 01:39:58,040
they catch it in a net and then they repack it and send it out again. That's

1326
01:39:58,080 --> 01:40:01,880
fucking insane. So the blood banks don't have to be within the hospitals. They

1327
01:40:01,920 --> 01:40:06,520
can just drop it off by a little parachute. Right. So that same company is

1328
01:40:06,520 --> 01:40:10,240
now coming out with food delivery drones. Well, they can deliver anything, right?

1329
01:40:10,280 --> 01:40:14,600
They also deliver like blood. But what this one does is it's like a main drone

1330
01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:20,160
and then it lowers a box down and the box has fans on it. Right. So it can it

1331
01:40:20,200 --> 01:40:25,080
can direct exactly where it wants to put it. So like it blows like blows the air

1332
01:40:25,120 --> 01:40:28,760
like the thrust one way to pull to the right or it sucks the other way to pull

1333
01:40:28,800 --> 01:40:32,640
to the left. That has to be so expensive. So it like centers it. Dude. Oh dude.

1334
01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:35,440
Once they build them though, they're already implementing. They're already

1335
01:40:35,440 --> 01:40:39,360
using them. So the more they use them, the more they pay for themselves. And

1336
01:40:39,400 --> 01:40:43,880
the cheaper Uber eats fucking order that lands on my fucking roof. It's coming.

1337
01:40:43,920 --> 01:40:49,120
It's probably it's probably I would guess it's going to be here by 2025. We're

1338
01:40:49,160 --> 01:40:53,480
going to be able to have that in all. Oh, 100% dude. Are you kidding me? They

1339
01:40:53,520 --> 01:40:56,960
already have it major cities though. I mean they had the drone delivery in major

1340
01:40:57,000 --> 01:41:00,720
cities. Yeah. So just comes drops your food down. You know, it's a thing that

1341
01:41:00,760 --> 01:41:04,440
drone and it goes like this. It's got a little thing that drops the food out

1342
01:41:04,440 --> 01:41:07,640
like that. It closes up and goes back up and it leaves. You know, it's a felony

1343
01:41:07,680 --> 01:41:13,160
to shoot one of them down. Like the like the like the Amazon drones and shit. Is

1344
01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:18,400
it? Yeah, it's a felony to shoot. Oh fuck. Oops. Yeah. It's a felony to shoot

1345
01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:22,360
your fucking weapon at anything legally anyway. No, no, no. It's like you have

1346
01:41:22,400 --> 01:41:26,440
like an EMP one that like you can like shoot like the EMP like waves of things.

1347
01:41:26,480 --> 01:41:29,520
Yeah, it's like a felony to shoot one down. Dude, I'm sure they're going to do

1348
01:41:29,560 --> 01:41:32,520
everything they can to stop that because it's going to put a lot of people out of

1349
01:41:32,520 --> 01:41:38,640
work. But, um, yeah, I mean it's pretty cool. But so just like let's use our

1350
01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:44,480
imaginations for a second, right? If we know like the general way in which things

1351
01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:50,520
like this are going, right? So like first we had like stuff delivered by fucking

1352
01:41:50,560 --> 01:41:55,040
ships like the Titanic, right? The Royal Mail service, the RMS Titanic, right?

1353
01:41:55,080 --> 01:42:00,520
And then we had things delivered by UPS truck, right? Yeah. Now we're having

1354
01:42:00,520 --> 01:42:05,320
things delivered by drone. Like where does it go from there? I think there's a

1355
01:42:05,360 --> 01:42:10,600
system of networks connecting houses like a series of tubes and they just they

1356
01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:14,200
just send it to that. Like you know how hospitals have those tube systems? Yeah,

1357
01:42:14,240 --> 01:42:18,680
yeah, kind of like that dude. I yeah definitely I don't see. I think the

1358
01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:21,400
infrastructure would be a little hard. Here's where I think it's going.

1359
01:42:21,440 --> 01:42:26,200
Actually all right mark my words. All right, I think we'll see this in the next

1360
01:42:26,200 --> 01:42:31,560
20 years. So they're just going to have a machine that has all the elements to

1361
01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:36,840
build something, right? Just like ink cartridges in a printer, but it's elements

1362
01:42:36,880 --> 01:42:41,160
and it just gets the elemental fingerprint of whatever it is that you want.

1363
01:42:41,200 --> 01:42:46,000
And it makes that thing out of the elements. Oh my God. So 3D printer. So it's

1364
01:42:46,040 --> 01:42:50,560
like like a 3D printer, but it literally can make anything. It could make this

1365
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:55,160
fucking cup. It could make whatever the DNA is to the product. That's awesome.

1366
01:42:55,160 --> 01:42:58,840
You just doubt you just instantly downloads the instruction. Well, here's the

1367
01:42:58,880 --> 01:43:06,760
thing. The this AI shit, right? It's really not that impressive. Okay, what it

1368
01:43:06,800 --> 01:43:12,120
is is it's just faster access to more information than we've had before, right?

1369
01:43:12,160 --> 01:43:16,760
So it's really like Google on steroids. So the reason like you couldn't have this

1370
01:43:16,800 --> 01:43:20,840
10 years ago is because you didn't have the internet access the access to

1371
01:43:20,840 --> 01:43:26,520
instantaneous information like you do today. So, you know, like people wonder

1372
01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:32,600
why, you know, why we had to upgrade from 3G to 4G to 5G. It's literally the

1373
01:43:32,640 --> 01:43:38,280
faster we can get information, the more it's going to seem like magic, right? So

1374
01:43:38,320 --> 01:43:42,960
like, you know, AI is just faster access to information. So like if you had a

1375
01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:46,200
bionic limb, I was talking about this with my buddy the other day, if you had a

1376
01:43:46,200 --> 01:43:51,880
bionic limb that would sense like say there's a pothole or something and you

1377
01:43:51,920 --> 01:43:56,320
don't want to step in it and it would sense that you're about to like step into

1378
01:43:56,360 --> 01:44:01,360
a pothole and it would do like what a normal limb would do, right? Yeah, like

1379
01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:08,040
you'd get that information from studying how normal limbs work, right? But this

1380
01:44:08,080 --> 01:44:12,680
this would have to access that kind of information instantaneously, right? So

1381
01:44:12,680 --> 01:44:16,480
maybe it never encountered a pothole before maybe like Tesla's that like

1382
01:44:16,520 --> 01:44:23,000
stopped before an accident, right? Even even like that's not that crazy because

1383
01:44:23,040 --> 01:44:27,320
that's just kind of sensing like what's going on around it. Yeah, like a bionic

1384
01:44:27,360 --> 01:44:30,560
limb would have to pull like information from like say a hundred thousand

1385
01:44:30,600 --> 01:44:33,920
people's normal limbs that were like wearing sensors, right? Wait, what are

1386
01:44:33,960 --> 01:44:37,200
you talking about for like the last 15 minutes? We're talking about AI, right?

1387
01:44:37,240 --> 01:44:42,360
And how I've been zoned out for like the last 15. Yeah, no, AI is just faster

1388
01:44:42,360 --> 01:44:46,760
access to information. I was looking at cool t-shirts. Then we've had before. So

1389
01:44:46,800 --> 01:44:52,480
like, uh, where was I going with this? Oh yeah. So the thing that really limits

1390
01:44:52,520 --> 01:44:58,480
us is how fast we can access information, right? So like that that limb going to

1391
01:44:58,520 --> 01:45:03,120
step over the pothole would contact a server and say, what have these other

1392
01:45:03,160 --> 01:45:07,120
limbs done in this situation? What should I do? And then it has to write

1393
01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:11,440
programming, right? Write its own programming to tell the limb what to do.

1394
01:45:11,440 --> 01:45:15,680
And then it just spins around and then just snaps off and it beats the fuck out

1395
01:45:15,720 --> 01:45:20,560
of the person. If I was off, the cops have to come stop it.

1396
01:45:20,600 --> 01:45:21,600
Freeze!

1397
01:45:21,840 --> 01:45:23,160
Put the weapon down!

1398
01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:24,600
Stop resisting!

1399
01:45:25,280 --> 01:45:26,280
Stop!

1400
01:45:28,160 --> 01:45:29,160
It sent it!

1401
01:45:29,800 --> 01:45:31,600
It's a fucking bionic leg.

1402
01:45:32,120 --> 01:45:36,400
That dude, you just put it down. That could be a crazy movie.

1403
01:45:36,400 --> 01:45:44,240
Um, but, uh, yeah, so we're just going to have super fast access to insane, like

1404
01:45:44,280 --> 01:45:47,040
amounts of information. You can't even wrap your head around.

1405
01:45:47,080 --> 01:45:49,800
I'm not like other girls. I'm fucking worse.

1406
01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:55,880
So you have this machine that can build you a McDonald's cheeseburger, right?

1407
01:45:55,920 --> 01:45:56,920
That's fucking lit.

1408
01:45:56,960 --> 01:46:00,520
Yeah. You just order it on the McDonald's app, right? And so I want a

1409
01:46:00,560 --> 01:46:04,280
cheeseburger and it's, it's the material synthesizer. We'll call it.

1410
01:46:04,280 --> 01:46:11,400
It just synthesizes this fucking cheeseburger and fries out of fucking

1411
01:46:11,440 --> 01:46:12,920
seemingly thin air.

1412
01:46:12,960 --> 01:46:16,160
But the thing is, like the mega cities have that same thing, but that's how

1413
01:46:16,200 --> 01:46:18,240
they make the materials to make the mega cities.

1414
01:46:18,280 --> 01:46:21,520
And then also the byproduct is water.

1415
01:46:21,560 --> 01:46:25,440
So they'll sell the water from that back to you.

1416
01:46:25,480 --> 01:46:26,840
The byproduct of what?

1417
01:46:26,880 --> 01:46:30,240
Of like the exhaust that it gives out is going to be water.

1418
01:46:30,280 --> 01:46:31,120
Oh shit.

1419
01:46:31,160 --> 01:46:34,120
And like it's going to condense the water and they're going to sell the

1420
01:46:34,120 --> 01:46:38,560
water back to you that they got for free by synthesizing this shit out of the air.

1421
01:46:38,600 --> 01:46:39,720
Damn.

1422
01:46:39,760 --> 01:46:42,040
There's so much free water though on earth.

1423
01:46:42,080 --> 01:46:43,840
I feel like that's not very profitable.

1424
01:46:43,880 --> 01:46:44,680
God damn.

1425
01:46:44,720 --> 01:46:47,400
Dude, but do you just think about that?

1426
01:46:47,440 --> 01:46:49,200
And then here's what's also going to happen.

1427
01:46:49,240 --> 01:46:50,960
All these fucking people.

1428
01:46:51,000 --> 01:46:53,080
I'm sorry.

1429
01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:54,840
Am I going on a little long about this?

1430
01:46:54,880 --> 01:46:55,440
Oh, no.

1431
01:46:55,480 --> 01:46:58,760
My fucking phone takes forever to load because I'm out of minutes.

1432
01:46:58,800 --> 01:47:03,120
Dude, so you think you can order you like you go online and you're like,

1433
01:47:03,120 --> 01:47:06,360
oh man, I really want that fucking flesh light.

1434
01:47:06,400 --> 01:47:07,120
That's really nice.

1435
01:47:07,160 --> 01:47:09,680
And then the material synthesizer just yeah, I'll get it.

1436
01:47:09,720 --> 01:47:12,080
Twenty five bucks on sale.

1437
01:47:12,120 --> 01:47:13,600
Just fucking makes it right.

1438
01:47:13,640 --> 01:47:14,960
It's done like a microwave.

1439
01:47:15,000 --> 01:47:17,120
You think they could make human DNA out of that?

1440
01:47:17,160 --> 01:47:18,720
Yes. Yeah, dude.

1441
01:47:18,760 --> 01:47:22,000
Some people are going to it's going to integrate humans into it,

1442
01:47:22,040 --> 01:47:23,800
and that's going to be a fucking problem.

1443
01:47:23,840 --> 01:47:26,240
Can they make people out of that?

1444
01:47:26,280 --> 01:47:30,320
Dude, yeah, we talked about this with CRISPR genetic editing.

1445
01:47:30,360 --> 01:47:31,200
Oh my God.

1446
01:47:31,240 --> 01:47:31,920
We're on CRISPR.

1447
01:47:31,920 --> 01:47:33,280
Casper 3D.

1448
01:47:33,320 --> 01:47:34,800
I want to get this shirt.

1449
01:47:34,840 --> 01:47:35,360
What is it?

1450
01:47:35,400 --> 01:47:37,160
Let me say

1451
01:47:39,120 --> 01:47:41,680
tax fraud, war crimes, chronic IBS.

1452
01:47:41,720 --> 01:47:43,880
Don't piss me off.

1453
01:47:44,720 --> 01:47:46,840
I.R.S. coming from.

1454
01:47:46,880 --> 01:47:49,840
I feel like if you order that shirt, that's a trap.

1455
01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:51,040
You're going to be on a watch list.

1456
01:47:51,080 --> 01:47:52,120
I'm already on a watch list.

1457
01:47:52,160 --> 01:47:53,680
Let's be real.

1458
01:47:54,200 --> 01:47:55,440
We're all on watch lists.

1459
01:47:55,480 --> 01:47:58,880
This podcast is on a watch list.

1460
01:47:58,920 --> 01:48:01,520
We should call it the watch list.

1461
01:48:01,520 --> 01:48:03,000
Yeah.

1462
01:48:05,320 --> 01:48:07,320
Yeah, dude, but I guarantee you this

1463
01:48:07,360 --> 01:48:10,080
last thing I'm going to say, I'm going to get off this rant.

1464
01:48:10,120 --> 01:48:14,680
So as awesome as that is, you can order a fucking flashlight and have it

1465
01:48:14,720 --> 01:48:19,040
synthesized in your fucking house in this microwave looking machine.

1466
01:48:19,080 --> 01:48:22,080
In thirty five seconds, you can take it upstairs.

1467
01:48:22,120 --> 01:48:23,680
Do I get off and do it once?

1468
01:48:23,720 --> 01:48:27,480
I get to pick which porn star it is, anything you want, anything.

1469
01:48:27,520 --> 01:48:29,280
Also, Jean

1470
01:48:29,280 --> 01:48:32,960
you get to jerk off at once and throw it in the garbage.

1471
01:48:33,000 --> 01:48:36,480
Pleasure is going to be that much more instantaneous,

1472
01:48:36,520 --> 01:48:40,040
and kids are still going to be unappreciative about it.

1473
01:48:40,080 --> 01:48:42,320
They're going to be like, this fucking sucks.

1474
01:48:42,360 --> 01:48:43,920
This took so long.

1475
01:48:43,960 --> 01:48:46,560
Thirty five seconds to build this fucking.

1476
01:48:46,600 --> 01:48:49,360
My body built this in fucking 15 seconds.

1477
01:48:49,400 --> 01:48:51,160
This is unbelievable.

1478
01:48:51,200 --> 01:48:52,120
Unbelieveable.

1479
01:48:52,160 --> 01:48:53,840
I'll fucking choke the fucking kid out.

1480
01:48:53,880 --> 01:48:55,080
You motherfucker.

1481
01:48:55,120 --> 01:48:57,200
You ungrateful piece of fucking shit.

1482
01:48:57,200 --> 01:48:59,720
Back when I was a kid, I had to make things with my hands.

1483
01:48:59,760 --> 01:49:01,440
Yeah, exactly.

1484
01:49:01,480 --> 01:49:05,840
Like, yeah, back when I was a kid, you had to cook food.

1485
01:49:05,880 --> 01:49:07,840
They're going to have it so easy, though.

1486
01:49:07,880 --> 01:49:09,760
In kindergarten, they're not even going to have to paint.

1487
01:49:09,800 --> 01:49:11,960
They're just going to make AI paint for them.

1488
01:49:12,000 --> 01:49:14,400
They'll be like, they'll have a fucking like the inbred chip.

1489
01:49:14,440 --> 01:49:15,400
All right. Not the inbred.

1490
01:49:15,440 --> 01:49:17,600
The inserted chip in their fucking brain.

1491
01:49:17,640 --> 01:49:20,840
That's like the kindergarten chip where instead of having that, they just fucking

1492
01:49:20,880 --> 01:49:25,120
think of something and it's just like, I want to do this and just go

1493
01:49:25,120 --> 01:49:27,880
and it fucking paints it for them. It's like, well.

1494
01:49:27,920 --> 01:49:30,920
Well, how are you going to be able to tell if they're actually doing it themselves

1495
01:49:30,960 --> 01:49:33,120
or if they're having AI do it for them?

1496
01:49:33,160 --> 01:49:34,480
It'd be like you're cheating.

1497
01:49:34,520 --> 01:49:38,600
How are you going to be able to tell if somebody is like a fucking Picasso or if

1498
01:49:38,640 --> 01:49:40,960
they're just accessing AI and having it?

1499
01:49:41,000 --> 01:49:42,600
That's why art is is ridiculous.

1500
01:49:42,640 --> 01:49:43,960
That's why you need physical art.

1501
01:49:44,000 --> 01:49:46,600
That's why you need physical art, because you'll never know.

1502
01:49:46,640 --> 01:49:47,240
Yeah.

1503
01:49:47,280 --> 01:49:51,560
Like, the thing is, like, when I paint like my shit, like I paint like my my

1504
01:49:51,560 --> 01:49:55,160
like the figures that I paint like AI can't do that.

1505
01:49:55,200 --> 01:49:58,440
Like I hand like I hand painted that and like sure can.

1506
01:49:58,480 --> 01:50:02,440
No, no, no, no, because I've gotten things that like have been printed out in my

1507
01:50:02,480 --> 01:50:08,280
color and they all suck like they all suck like the only way to actually get a

1508
01:50:08,320 --> 01:50:13,160
like a nice paint job on something is to get a hand painted.

1509
01:50:13,200 --> 01:50:17,560
Like, I don't know how long until AI is going to be able to just hand paint

1510
01:50:17,600 --> 01:50:19,160
something better than a human.

1511
01:50:19,160 --> 01:50:23,040
It's probably not too long now, and I'm going to be out of a side gig.

1512
01:50:23,080 --> 01:50:25,640
It's coming because I fucking do.

1513
01:50:25,680 --> 01:50:28,440
I make 50 to 70 dollars on each guy that I sell.

1514
01:50:28,480 --> 01:50:30,120
Really? Yeah. Get out of here.

1515
01:50:30,160 --> 01:50:35,400
Yeah. I sell I sell fucking like they give me like six guys and I'm like, it'd

1516
01:50:35,440 --> 01:50:39,040
be 50 bucks for each guy. Like, and they're like, OK, they give me five people.

1517
01:50:39,080 --> 01:50:39,920
No shit. Yeah.

1518
01:50:39,960 --> 01:50:41,480
I like Warhammer things.

1519
01:50:41,520 --> 01:50:43,440
Yeah. I paint each one.

1520
01:50:43,480 --> 01:50:45,320
What do you do it on Etsy?

1521
01:50:45,360 --> 01:50:49,040
No, I have like a group thing that like, like,

1522
01:50:49,040 --> 01:50:53,160
and like if people are interested or I'm like, hey,

1523
01:50:53,200 --> 01:50:57,960
add your friends to this group for me if you want, if they want to get shit painted

1524
01:50:58,000 --> 01:51:03,560
and then I'll give them an I'll give them a private DM and then then we can go

1525
01:51:03,600 --> 01:51:05,880
from there. But basically, I just made like this group.

1526
01:51:05,920 --> 01:51:11,320
And because the Warhammer community is pretty like tight knit around here,

1527
01:51:11,360 --> 01:51:14,480
they they they give me they shoot me a text.

1528
01:51:14,520 --> 01:51:16,080
I'm like, I give them the prices.

1529
01:51:16,120 --> 01:51:17,320
Some people are like, that's too much.

1530
01:51:17,320 --> 01:51:21,280
I understand, but some people are like, yeah, paint these guys for me for like 50

1531
01:51:21,320 --> 01:51:22,880
bucks per guy. No shit.

1532
01:51:22,920 --> 01:51:25,560
Yeah. And it takes me about

1533
01:51:26,560 --> 01:51:29,400
you know, a little bit less than an hour to paint one guy.

1534
01:51:29,440 --> 01:51:31,480
So 50 bucks an hour, 50 bucks an hour.

1535
01:51:31,520 --> 01:51:34,200
Yeah, that's not too bad.

1536
01:51:34,240 --> 01:51:36,120
Damn, I got to start a business.

1537
01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:37,680
Yeah, we should start a business.

1538
01:51:37,720 --> 01:51:40,120
We should. Untitled LLC.

1539
01:51:40,160 --> 01:51:41,840
What should we do?

1540
01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:45,480
I've been trying to think of like side.

1541
01:51:45,480 --> 01:51:48,360
What's that? You just sell drugs, commit tax fraud.

1542
01:51:48,400 --> 01:51:49,400
Well,

1543
01:51:49,600 --> 01:51:51,240
good. Yeah.

1544
01:51:53,040 --> 01:51:53,800
Man, I don't know.

1545
01:51:53,840 --> 01:51:56,200
You know what I love strippers?

1546
01:51:56,240 --> 01:51:59,880
Well, besides that, we should start a vitamin supply store.

1547
01:51:59,920 --> 01:52:02,240
You could be like the expert that sells everybody.

1548
01:52:02,280 --> 01:52:03,240
We could easily.

1549
01:52:03,280 --> 01:52:06,680
I could like I could talk people into so much shit that doesn't work.

1550
01:52:06,720 --> 01:52:07,720
Yeah.

1551
01:52:10,480 --> 01:52:12,960
Oh, you forgot to fucking get me the fucking vitamins.

1552
01:52:12,960 --> 01:52:15,000
I was going to use them tomorrow at work when I worked out.

1553
01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:17,120
I do I have them?

1554
01:52:17,160 --> 01:52:18,880
No, I don't.

1555
01:52:18,920 --> 01:52:20,000
I'll bring them next week.

1556
01:52:20,040 --> 01:52:21,080
So I'm not here next week.

1557
01:52:21,120 --> 01:52:22,600
I'm in Maine. Oh, you're not.

1558
01:52:22,640 --> 01:52:24,320
I'll be here the week after, though.

1559
01:52:24,360 --> 01:52:28,840
OK, yeah, I'll bring them next time.

1560
01:52:29,680 --> 01:52:33,000
Yeah, I've actually I actually haven't been taking any vitamins like super

1561
01:52:33,000 --> 01:52:36,480
vitamins, I've been feeling like a lot better.

1562
01:52:38,040 --> 01:52:41,200
You're naturally producing them now instead of being like,

1563
01:52:41,240 --> 01:52:43,920
I think I was just overdoing it like, dude,

1564
01:52:43,920 --> 01:52:46,920
I was off in the fucking weeds like

1565
01:52:46,960 --> 01:52:53,040
doses that like yeah like horse doses and fucking test horse fucking test.

1566
01:52:53,080 --> 01:52:55,640
Oh, yeah, I was dude.

1567
01:52:55,680 --> 01:52:57,280
I was off doing some weird shit.

1568
01:52:57,320 --> 01:52:58,840
I got some shit yourself.

1569
01:52:58,880 --> 01:52:59,680
It's a Sasha.

1570
01:52:59,720 --> 01:53:04,480
I got some shit in my backpack in my car that's like imported from Turkey.

1571
01:53:04,520 --> 01:53:07,000
You get pulled over with that shit.

1572
01:53:07,040 --> 01:53:10,480
It's like you shouldn't even need a prescription in the US, bro.

1573
01:53:10,520 --> 01:53:12,400
You diabetic,

1574
01:53:12,400 --> 01:53:14,040
not that that's illegal.

1575
01:53:14,080 --> 01:53:16,360
They actually don't make this medication here.

1576
01:53:16,400 --> 01:53:18,520
It's this brand.

1577
01:53:18,560 --> 01:53:21,360
They don't make it, but it's fucking crazy.

1578
01:53:21,400 --> 01:53:28,040
So you know that fucking that mean going around the fucking gore like the destroyer

1579
01:53:28,080 --> 01:53:32,800
fucking bitch on that one podcast that said that she's a certified baddie.

1580
01:53:32,840 --> 01:53:40,640
No, the fat ass one that fucking look up fucking the gore like the destroyer or

1581
01:53:40,640 --> 01:53:46,000
gore like the destroyer meme fucking that bitch is not a bitch.

1582
01:53:46,040 --> 01:53:47,520
That's a man.

1583
01:53:47,560 --> 01:53:49,240
Let's see.

1584
01:53:50,960 --> 01:53:54,440
She is like the destroyer images, images.

1585
01:53:54,480 --> 01:53:55,000
Yeah.

1586
01:53:55,040 --> 01:53:58,840
And you'll see like the fucking like she's surrounded by like gorgeous women.

1587
01:53:58,880 --> 01:54:00,120
She's fucking fine as hell.

1588
01:54:00,160 --> 01:54:02,080
What are you talking about?

1589
01:54:03,440 --> 01:54:06,000
But she's fucking hot.

1590
01:54:06,000 --> 01:54:15,040
The one next to her, the fucking did you see her Casey on the right?

1591
01:54:15,080 --> 01:54:15,600
Yeah.

1592
01:54:15,640 --> 01:54:16,560
Yeah.

1593
01:54:16,600 --> 01:54:19,120
Looks like something that crawled out of a fucking swamp.

1594
01:54:19,160 --> 01:54:21,920
Looks like a Dungeons and Dragons.

1595
01:54:22,440 --> 01:54:24,480
We should play Dungeons and Dragons on the podcast.

1596
01:54:24,520 --> 01:54:27,080
I think how do you play?

1597
01:54:27,120 --> 01:54:30,680
I'd probably be the Dungeon Master because none of you guys know how to play

1598
01:54:30,720 --> 01:54:32,360
and make you guys character.

1599
01:54:32,400 --> 01:54:34,200
I fucking played it before.

1600
01:54:34,200 --> 01:54:38,080
I'll make you guys character sheets where you can make your character sheets and

1601
01:54:38,120 --> 01:54:39,960
then we could have a Dungeons and Dragons episode.

1602
01:54:40,000 --> 01:54:42,560
I think it'd be kind of fun fucking awesome.

1603
01:54:42,600 --> 01:54:43,320
Yeah.

1604
01:54:43,360 --> 01:54:45,360
I think that could be pretty fucking cool.

1605
01:54:45,400 --> 01:54:48,120
We like the Dungeons and Dragons episode.

1606
01:54:48,160 --> 01:54:49,960
I tried to play that with my friend.

1607
01:54:50,000 --> 01:54:54,080
He was the Dungeon Master and he's like you go to a bar and you see like you see

1608
01:54:54,120 --> 01:54:57,160
like two guys and they start to get the scuffle with you.

1609
01:54:57,200 --> 01:54:59,160
They pull out their swords.

1610
01:54:59,200 --> 01:54:59,880
What do you do?

1611
01:54:59,880 --> 01:55:04,200
And I'm like I turn them over and I break them in the ass.

1612
01:55:04,240 --> 01:55:07,080
I'd be like, well, you can't do that.

1613
01:55:07,120 --> 01:55:10,720
I'm like, well, you can do that, but I just fucking have to roll.

1614
01:55:10,760 --> 01:55:12,960
You're going to have to roll for you can't do that.

1615
01:55:13,000 --> 01:55:14,480
I'm done.

1616
01:55:14,520 --> 01:55:15,320
My God.

1617
01:55:15,360 --> 01:55:18,360
No, you guys would fucking you guys would make it into a fucking travesty.

1618
01:55:18,400 --> 01:55:20,840
I think that'd be even funnier.

1619
01:55:20,880 --> 01:55:22,400
Roll for initiative.

1620
01:55:22,440 --> 01:55:26,080
You need a 19 or higher to rape them in the ass.

1621
01:55:26,120 --> 01:55:26,960
18.

1622
01:55:26,960 --> 01:55:34,480
Well, Casey, the wise tried to flip the man over and rape him,

1623
01:55:34,520 --> 01:55:39,360
but had a critical fail and was raped instead.

1624
01:55:39,400 --> 01:55:48,040
The fucking Johnson the Long ripped his robe and fucked Casey the wise in the ass.

1625
01:55:48,080 --> 01:55:51,040
I'd be like, roll for save.

1626
01:55:51,080 --> 01:55:53,480
Who comes up with the rules for this?

1627
01:55:53,520 --> 01:55:55,040
It's basically Tyler.

1628
01:55:55,040 --> 01:56:00,120
No, there's a standard rule book, but basically you can do anything.

1629
01:56:00,160 --> 01:56:07,160
I just have to figure out your stats and then be like, okay, you're using it.

1630
01:56:07,200 --> 01:56:08,880
It's like, okay, so you want to do this.

1631
01:56:08,920 --> 01:56:10,960
I'm like, are you sure you want to do that?

1632
01:56:11,000 --> 01:56:11,880
And they're like, yeah.

1633
01:56:11,920 --> 01:56:16,320
I'm like, okay, you have to roll a certain number to be able to do that.

1634
01:56:16,360 --> 01:56:18,520
And then I tell you what happens.

1635
01:56:18,520 --> 01:56:25,280
Like, say you come up across a group of goblins that are around a fucking campfire

1636
01:56:25,320 --> 01:56:31,360
and the party's around there and I'm like, you come across a group of three goblins

1637
01:56:31,400 --> 01:56:35,920
dancing around a campfire with a steak roasting in the middle.

1638
01:56:35,960 --> 01:56:38,880
You and your party come across this.

1639
01:56:38,920 --> 01:56:40,680
What do you guys do?

1640
01:56:40,720 --> 01:56:43,280
And then one of you guys would tell me what you want to do.

1641
01:56:43,320 --> 01:56:44,960
So what would you want to do in that situation?

1642
01:56:45,000 --> 01:56:46,200
Let's say you're a Ranger.

1643
01:56:46,200 --> 01:56:48,760
You're a guy with a bow and arrow and you're very good in the woods.

1644
01:56:48,800 --> 01:56:51,280
I would hide and just watch them.

1645
01:56:51,320 --> 01:56:52,480
You'd hide and watch them?

1646
01:56:52,520 --> 01:56:52,920
Yeah.

1647
01:56:52,960 --> 01:56:55,720
So I'd be like, fuck.

1648
01:56:56,840 --> 01:56:58,680
So Dan hides and watch them.

1649
01:56:58,720 --> 01:57:01,200
Casey, what would you want to do in that situation?

1650
01:57:01,240 --> 01:57:02,640
Fuck them in the ass.

1651
01:57:02,680 --> 01:57:04,600
Casey rolls to fuck them in the ass.

1652
01:57:04,640 --> 01:57:05,720
All of them?

1653
01:57:05,760 --> 01:57:06,520
All of them?

1654
01:57:06,560 --> 01:57:07,520
All three of them.

1655
01:57:07,560 --> 01:57:10,400
You're definitely going to get some goblins venereal disease.

1656
01:57:10,440 --> 01:57:11,840
So you got to roll a 20.

1657
01:57:11,880 --> 01:57:16,120
You have to roll a perfect 20 in order for that to happen because there's three of them.

1658
01:57:16,120 --> 01:57:19,520
And you have to roll a perfect 20.

1659
01:57:19,560 --> 01:57:22,680
So let's say you don't roll a 20.

1660
01:57:22,720 --> 01:57:29,160
Casey sprints over to the goblins screaming, I'm going to rape you.

1661
01:57:29,200 --> 01:57:31,560
And then the goblins all run away.

1662
01:57:31,600 --> 01:57:36,600
But while Casey's running over, because let's say you roll a one.

1663
01:57:36,640 --> 01:57:38,000
So you got a critical fail.

1664
01:57:38,040 --> 01:57:41,160
While you're running, screaming, I'm going to rape you at the goblins.

1665
01:57:41,200 --> 01:57:43,560
You trip over a rock and you fall into the fire.

1666
01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:45,760
Fire damages you for three damage.

1667
01:57:45,760 --> 01:57:47,840
Roll for a save.

1668
01:57:47,880 --> 01:57:50,240
So you're just kind of spitball and making stuff up.

1669
01:57:50,280 --> 01:57:56,080
No, you kind of have like a quest that you guys are going on type thing.

1670
01:57:56,120 --> 01:58:00,160
But along the quest, there's certain things that show up.

1671
01:58:00,200 --> 01:58:02,800
And you can tell me how you'd react to those things.

1672
01:58:02,840 --> 01:58:07,800
Now, say I wanted to hang back in the woods and just observe the goblins and gather some intel.

1673
01:58:07,840 --> 01:58:08,600
You could do that.

1674
01:58:08,640 --> 01:58:09,280
And I'd be like.

1675
01:58:09,320 --> 01:58:10,440
And then what?

1676
01:58:10,480 --> 01:58:12,560
But for you, you'd be a Ranger.

1677
01:58:12,600 --> 01:58:13,760
If you were a Ranger.

1678
01:58:13,760 --> 01:58:20,960
I'd be like, roll for a nine or higher with that and see what information you can gather from the goblins.

1679
01:58:21,000 --> 01:58:21,760
What do I get?

1680
01:58:21,800 --> 01:58:23,360
So you roll it.

1681
01:58:23,400 --> 01:58:25,240
Let's say you get a fucking 14.

1682
01:58:25,280 --> 01:58:26,000
So am I.

1683
01:58:26,040 --> 01:58:26,400
Okay.

1684
01:58:26,440 --> 01:58:28,640
So you roll for 14.

1685
01:58:28,680 --> 01:58:36,040
Dan, the Ranger is in the woods and due to his heightened senses, he's able to listen in on the goblin conversation.

1686
01:58:36,080 --> 01:58:39,840
The goblins are going, we have the meat.

1687
01:58:39,880 --> 01:58:42,480
We stole this meat from a traveler down the road.

1688
01:58:42,480 --> 01:58:43,800
I hope he doesn't know.

1689
01:58:43,840 --> 01:58:48,720
And you're like, so you have the option now being this like.

1690
01:58:48,760 --> 01:58:54,640
And then the one goblin just goes, well, the elder goblin is asleep over in the tent over there.

1691
01:58:54,680 --> 01:58:57,360
So now you know there's four goblins type shit.

1692
01:58:57,400 --> 01:59:01,840
And you're like, so now you gather intel and just like, I hope you don't hit.

1693
01:59:01,880 --> 01:59:05,040
I hope no one comes and pokes him in the eye because that's his weakness.

1694
01:59:05,080 --> 01:59:07,880
Oh, boy, I'm glad nobody's listening right now.

1695
01:59:07,880 --> 01:59:16,720
But then you're like, OK, and you can go back to the group with Casey and Ali Mac and tell them what you've heard.

1696
01:59:16,760 --> 01:59:20,800
It's like, do you want to go and tell the traveler that his meat got stolen by the goblin?

1697
01:59:20,840 --> 01:59:26,240
So then maybe you'll have another character that comes with you and tries to help you fight the goblins.

1698
01:59:26,280 --> 01:59:30,360
Do you just ignore the goblins and try to sneak past them type shit?

1699
01:59:30,400 --> 01:59:36,200
I kind of want to avenge the person they stole this meat from, I think is what I'd like to do.

1700
01:59:36,200 --> 01:59:41,480
You could do that, too. But if you want to, you could go up and maybe this guy is a real dick.

1701
01:59:41,520 --> 01:59:45,960
And you talk to him and he's like, and you go and you said, hello, fellow traveler.

1702
01:59:46,000 --> 01:59:47,600
I have some news to tell you.

1703
01:59:47,640 --> 01:59:49,080
He just goes, fuck you.

1704
01:59:49,120 --> 01:59:50,840
He goes, I don't want to fucking talk to you.

1705
01:59:50,880 --> 01:59:53,160
I'm pissed off right now because someone stole my meat.

1706
01:59:53,200 --> 01:59:55,520
So then you have to be like, OK.

1707
01:59:55,560 --> 01:59:57,400
So you're like, OK.

1708
01:59:57,440 --> 02:00:01,640
You have to roll to tell them to explain what you saw down the road.

1709
02:00:01,680 --> 02:00:04,120
If you roll high enough, you can explain it good enough.

1710
02:00:04,120 --> 02:00:07,480
Or the guy's like, oh, those filthy goblins stole my meat.

1711
02:00:07,520 --> 02:00:09,480
It's just like, let me go and help you.

1712
02:00:09,520 --> 02:00:12,840
I'll tag along to get my meat back type shit.

1713
02:00:12,880 --> 02:00:14,360
So then you have four people.

1714
02:00:14,400 --> 02:00:17,360
So now it's an even fight between you and the goblins type shit.

1715
02:00:17,400 --> 02:00:22,800
And so if we get the meat back, I have a way to like store some of this meat.

1716
02:00:22,840 --> 02:00:26,880
Yeah. So like you go and then it's the store resources.

1717
02:00:26,920 --> 02:00:31,560
Yeah. So it's like, OK, the meat like you grab the meat after you kill the goblins.

1718
02:00:31,600 --> 02:00:33,560
Do you give back the meat to the guy?

1719
02:00:33,560 --> 02:00:37,120
Do you try to haggle with him or do you just keep the meat for yourself?

1720
02:00:37,160 --> 02:00:38,120
Oh, man.

1721
02:00:38,160 --> 02:00:40,160
Type shit. There's just infinite possibilities.

1722
02:00:40,200 --> 02:00:44,960
Yeah. And like from whatever you say, I have to branch off from that type shit

1723
02:00:45,000 --> 02:00:50,600
because the Dungeon Master has the story in the thing, in his brain and the little

1724
02:00:50,640 --> 02:00:52,520
things that you have to see.

1725
02:00:52,560 --> 02:00:56,880
And I'm trying to guide you through a story.

1726
02:00:56,920 --> 02:01:02,120
I have a story in my brain that I'm trying to get you guys to go along with.

1727
02:01:02,120 --> 02:01:07,880
Or I can do a basic one where I can read a story out of like the manual type thing.

1728
02:01:07,920 --> 02:01:11,480
Or like they have like full like quests that you can go through.

1729
02:01:11,520 --> 02:01:14,320
And like it tells me different events that you can do in the quest.

1730
02:01:14,360 --> 02:01:17,520
And then I have to kind of fill in the blanks to get you to the next spot.

1731
02:01:17,560 --> 02:01:22,640
Or everybody dies and then the quest over and you have to start over a new quest

1732
02:01:22,680 --> 02:01:23,880
with new characters type shit.

1733
02:01:23,920 --> 02:01:25,920
Now, are there people that like carry this

1734
02:01:25,960 --> 02:01:28,960
into real life and like take it very seriously?

1735
02:01:29,000 --> 02:01:29,600
Oh, yeah.

1736
02:01:29,600 --> 02:01:33,360
And then like get tattoos and shit of like what they are and like,

1737
02:01:33,400 --> 02:01:35,360
and there's like fucking clogs and shit.

1738
02:01:35,400 --> 02:01:35,920
Yeah.

1739
02:01:35,960 --> 02:01:39,120
It's like you go to the doctor and he rolls up his sleeve and he's got a Dungeons and

1740
02:01:39,160 --> 02:01:40,440
Dragons tattoo. Yeah.

1741
02:01:40,480 --> 02:01:42,120
Yeah. There's people that do that.

1742
02:01:42,160 --> 02:01:45,040
But like I'm more into Warhammer and Warhammer.

1743
02:01:45,080 --> 02:01:49,000
Like you have like physical pieces that you can like do shit with.

1744
02:01:49,040 --> 02:01:53,840
But with Dungeons and Dragons, I can also make a board that's like covered with

1745
02:01:53,880 --> 02:01:56,040
like things.

1746
02:01:56,040 --> 02:02:00,080
And like when you go into the dungeon, I take off like the roof of that and you

1747
02:02:00,120 --> 02:02:01,720
can only see what's in this room.

1748
02:02:01,760 --> 02:02:06,080
And then like if somebody is like a Ranger or somebody who's like an

1749
02:02:06,120 --> 02:02:11,480
Explorer that's like familiar with Dungeons and stuff, you can roll.

1750
02:02:11,520 --> 02:02:15,320
And if you roll a thing, you can actually see into the next room that you're

1751
02:02:15,360 --> 02:02:19,120
going to go to. Like some people go like that far and like make like a whole board

1752
02:02:19,160 --> 02:02:22,480
and like shit in the labyrinth that you have to do.

1753
02:02:22,480 --> 02:02:28,840
And like it's like, OK, you're going down like a hallway and it's just like and

1754
02:02:28,880 --> 02:02:29,680
you come across a door.

1755
02:02:29,720 --> 02:02:32,440
So your characters are in this like quadrant of it.

1756
02:02:32,480 --> 02:02:35,200
It's like so you're a Ranger.

1757
02:02:35,240 --> 02:02:36,880
You're like or you're an Explorer.

1758
02:02:36,920 --> 02:02:40,280
And you're like, I would like to sense for what's in the next room.

1759
02:02:40,320 --> 02:02:46,240
And if you roll good enough, you're able to.

1760
02:02:46,280 --> 02:02:48,080
Yeah, it's the pipes.

1761
02:02:48,120 --> 02:02:50,320
He's washing his hands.

1762
02:02:50,320 --> 02:02:55,400
So but like if you roll and like you get like a good enough thing, I can remove

1763
02:02:55,440 --> 02:02:58,760
the thing and show you that entire room and like the enemies that are in it and shit.

1764
02:02:58,800 --> 02:03:03,640
But if you fail when you go to that room, you can't even fucking see what's in there.

1765
02:03:03,680 --> 02:03:07,000
Like you fucking did something stupid like got sand in your eyes.

1766
02:03:07,040 --> 02:03:08,240
So you can't see.

1767
02:03:08,280 --> 02:03:10,360
Yeah, it's pretty fun.

1768
02:03:10,400 --> 02:03:10,880
Yeah.

1769
02:03:10,920 --> 02:03:16,440
But what I like to do is I like to combine Warhammer and Dungeons and Dragons

1770
02:03:16,480 --> 02:03:19,400
because you can like combine Dungeons and Dragons with literally fucking anything.

1771
02:03:19,400 --> 02:03:27,360
I actually have the whole set for Cyberpunk things and like Cyberpunk 2020 or Cyberpunk

1772
02:03:27,400 --> 02:03:28,280
Red.

1773
02:03:28,320 --> 02:03:32,000
It's like Dungeons and Dragons, but in like a futuristic city.

1774
02:03:32,040 --> 02:03:34,120
And I have literally the entire set.

1775
02:03:34,160 --> 02:03:38,560
So if you guys want to play a Dungeons and Dragons type game, you could play.

1776
02:03:38,600 --> 02:03:41,720
It's like Dungeons and Dragons, but in like a futuristic city.

1777
02:03:41,760 --> 02:03:42,520
Shit.

1778
02:03:42,560 --> 02:03:44,240
And I think that's so much fucking cooler.

1779
02:03:44,280 --> 02:03:46,240
And I don't have anybody to fucking play with.

1780
02:03:46,280 --> 02:03:48,320
So somebody please fucking play with me.

1781
02:03:48,320 --> 02:03:50,960
I fucking bought this thing for like $80.

1782
02:03:51,000 --> 02:03:54,160
And I haven't been able to play because no one's fucking interested in playing

1783
02:03:54,200 --> 02:03:57,000
fucking Cyberpunk with me because everybody's like, Oh, I want to play Dungeons

1784
02:03:57,040 --> 02:03:59,040
and Dragons. It's better than Dungeons and Dragons.

1785
02:03:59,080 --> 02:04:00,280
It's fucking in a future city.

1786
02:04:00,320 --> 02:04:01,840
I don't care about fantasy shit.

1787
02:04:01,880 --> 02:04:05,280
I want to talk about fucking underground drug dealers and shit and fucking

1788
02:04:05,320 --> 02:04:07,520
trafficking shit or fucking being a cop.

1789
02:04:07,560 --> 02:04:09,600
You can fucking do it, bro.

1790
02:04:09,640 --> 02:04:10,560
And fucking Cyberpunk.

1791
02:04:10,600 --> 02:04:11,680
You can be a fucking cop.

1792
02:04:11,720 --> 02:04:13,120
You can be a fucking medic.

1793
02:04:13,160 --> 02:04:15,120
You can be a fucking street urchin.

1794
02:04:15,160 --> 02:04:17,040
You can be a fucking drug dealer.

1795
02:04:17,040 --> 02:04:18,960
You can be a drug dealer. You can be a gang member.

1796
02:04:19,000 --> 02:04:22,240
You can just choose whatever the fuck you want to do in this fucking crazy

1797
02:04:22,280 --> 02:04:24,880
futuristic city. It's fucking so fucking cool.

1798
02:04:24,920 --> 02:04:26,920
And no one wants to fucking play it.

1799
02:04:26,960 --> 02:04:29,080
Everybody wants to play fucking Dungeons and Dragons.

1800
02:04:29,120 --> 02:04:31,640
And I'm like, Cyberpunk is so much fucking more fun.

1801
02:04:31,680 --> 02:04:37,120
And then you can add like, dude, in Cyberpunk, you can add different

1802
02:04:37,160 --> 02:04:39,120
bionics to yourself.

1803
02:04:39,160 --> 02:04:43,720
But if you add too many bionics, you actually go insane and you lose

1804
02:04:43,760 --> 02:04:45,680
that character and you have to create another character.

1805
02:04:45,680 --> 02:04:50,640
But I can take that character and then later in the game, I can bring that

1806
02:04:50,680 --> 02:04:54,040
character out and you have to fight your own character that you created because

1807
02:04:54,080 --> 02:04:57,280
they went insane from getting too much bionic shit.

1808
02:04:57,320 --> 02:04:58,840
Yeah. Wow, dude.

1809
02:04:58,880 --> 02:05:00,640
It's so fucking cool.

1810
02:05:00,680 --> 02:05:02,720
And nobody wants to fucking play it.

1811
02:05:02,760 --> 02:05:04,240
So people.

1812
02:05:04,280 --> 02:05:06,560
Cyberpunk isn't that popular.

1813
02:05:06,600 --> 02:05:08,440
Like Dungeons and Dragons is super popular.

1814
02:05:08,480 --> 02:05:11,920
Cyberpunk is like a niche like little thing.

1815
02:05:11,960 --> 02:05:13,840
Like most people don't want to play Cyberpunk.

1816
02:05:13,880 --> 02:05:15,360
Cyberpunk is a video game.

1817
02:05:15,360 --> 02:05:20,320
Cyberpunk was a Dungeons and Dragons type thing and then turned into the video game.

1818
02:05:20,360 --> 02:05:21,640
Oh, yeah.

1819
02:05:21,680 --> 02:05:22,520
No shit.

1820
02:05:22,560 --> 02:05:23,760
But like I just do it.

1821
02:05:23,800 --> 02:05:25,480
Cyberpunk is so fucking cool.

1822
02:05:25,520 --> 02:05:30,360
You can create your own fucking futuristic, like super soldier, cop, medic,

1823
02:05:30,400 --> 02:05:37,320
the fucking the gang member, like drug kingpin, business mogul, like all that.

1824
02:05:37,360 --> 02:05:40,760
You can do like in like you can play that in a whole bunch of different ways.

1825
02:05:40,800 --> 02:05:44,080
Like you can do a fucking thing where you don't even shoot a fucking gun.

1826
02:05:44,080 --> 02:05:47,600
You just manipulate your fucking shit to like just do a whole bunch of shit.

1827
02:05:47,640 --> 02:05:50,640
If you're a businessman, you can like fucking do under the deals,

1828
02:05:50,680 --> 02:05:53,720
like under the table deals and shit like you can do a whole bunch.

1829
02:05:53,760 --> 02:05:55,360
It's so fucking cool.

1830
02:05:55,400 --> 02:05:56,240
That's awesome.

1831
02:05:56,280 --> 02:05:56,560
Yeah.

1832
02:05:56,600 --> 02:05:59,920
But nobody wants to fucking play it because everybody wants to play Dungeons and Dragons.

1833
02:05:59,960 --> 02:06:01,480
Fuck you.

1834
02:06:01,720 --> 02:06:03,000
Dude, Cyberpunk is so fucking cool.

1835
02:06:03,040 --> 02:06:04,520
Oh, my Lord.

1836
02:06:04,640 --> 02:06:05,720
That does sound awesome.

1837
02:06:05,760 --> 02:06:06,920
Yeah.

1838
02:06:07,440 --> 02:06:11,040
Dude, is Dungeons and Dragons, did they ever make a video game for that?

1839
02:06:11,080 --> 02:06:12,800
No, they're a whole bunch of video games.

1840
02:06:12,800 --> 02:06:16,520
Most video games like you ever play Skyrim.

1841
02:06:16,720 --> 02:06:18,840
Well, I've seen it or like Morrowind.

1842
02:06:18,880 --> 02:06:24,560
Morrowind is more like Dungeons and Dragons than any of the other Elder Scrolls games

1843
02:06:24,760 --> 02:06:28,600
because Morrowind is the third one.

1844
02:06:28,640 --> 02:06:32,960
But Morrowind's stat progression and all that shit is literally based on Dungeons

1845
02:06:32,960 --> 02:06:35,800
and Dragons, and every time that you swing the weapon in the game,

1846
02:06:36,000 --> 02:06:39,800
there's a invisible like dice roll to see if you actually hit the person.

1847
02:06:39,840 --> 02:06:42,240
So it's literally in everything that you do.

1848
02:06:42,240 --> 02:06:44,560
There's an invisible dice roll to see if you're able to do it.

1849
02:06:44,600 --> 02:06:46,280
Like, it doesn't seem like it.

1850
02:06:46,480 --> 02:06:47,760
Like you're just going through.

1851
02:06:47,800 --> 02:06:50,960
But like once you raise your stats, like the dice rolls get better type shit.

1852
02:06:51,000 --> 02:06:57,120
But like in the programming, like when you swing like it's like Skyrim,

1853
02:06:57,120 --> 02:06:58,680
like you swing your sword.

1854
02:06:58,880 --> 02:07:01,160
But if you're at too low of a level,

1855
02:07:01,360 --> 02:07:03,040
you're not even going to be able to hit somebody with a sword.

1856
02:07:03,240 --> 02:07:04,960
Like you fucking miss.

1857
02:07:05,160 --> 02:07:09,800
But yeah, I fucking I think it's so fun, but nobody wants to fucking play.

1858
02:07:09,800 --> 02:07:12,600
But if I got all three of you guys, you,

1859
02:07:12,800 --> 02:07:16,840
Ali Mac and fucking Casey and I got like the Cyberpunk thing set out,

1860
02:07:17,040 --> 02:07:21,400
I can make you guys character sheets and then I can do a fucking story.

1861
02:07:21,400 --> 02:07:23,640
And then you guys would have to go through fucking Night City,

1862
02:07:23,840 --> 02:07:28,920
which is basically a mega city in California that you fucking have to

1863
02:07:29,120 --> 02:07:31,160
survive in to like get to a certain thing.

1864
02:07:31,200 --> 02:07:32,200
It's fucking so cool.

1865
02:07:32,200 --> 02:07:33,640
I'm down. I want to play.

1866
02:07:33,840 --> 02:07:34,560
For sure.

1867
02:07:34,760 --> 02:07:39,240
I think we should do Dungeons and Dragons first and then we'll do that.

1868
02:07:39,240 --> 02:07:40,080
I could do that.

1869
02:07:40,280 --> 02:07:45,040
We'll do we'll do it like nobody wants to play fucking Dungeons and Dragons.

1870
02:07:45,240 --> 02:07:49,040
And then like, yeah, I wrote like

1871
02:07:49,560 --> 02:07:53,200
I mean, I have both proved his point exactly.

1872
02:07:53,400 --> 02:07:54,600
I have both sets.

1873
02:07:54,800 --> 02:07:58,120
I have Cyberpunk Red and I have the Dungeons and Dragons starting kit.

1874
02:07:58,320 --> 02:07:59,880
So I could do either one.

1875
02:07:59,880 --> 02:08:01,560
But if like you guys want to do a Dungeons

1876
02:08:01,560 --> 02:08:04,800
and Dragons episode and then the fucking Cyberpunk, yeah, I think instead of like

1877
02:08:05,000 --> 02:08:07,920
a game show, we'll do like an hour of Dungeons and Dragons.

1878
02:08:07,920 --> 02:08:11,520
No, you could do like an entire fucking like three hour worth of thing and like

1879
02:08:11,720 --> 02:08:13,560
not even be able to finish like half of it.

1880
02:08:13,760 --> 02:08:14,280
Damn.

1881
02:08:14,480 --> 02:08:16,760
Like those things like those things can go for a long time.

1882
02:08:16,760 --> 02:08:20,160
Like I can do a super short one or I could do a super like long like they've

1883
02:08:20,160 --> 02:08:22,800
been Dungeons and Dragons campaigns that have been going on for years.

1884
02:08:23,000 --> 02:08:23,680
Holy shit.

1885
02:08:23,880 --> 02:08:24,200
Yeah.

1886
02:08:24,400 --> 02:08:25,160
It's like Monopoly.

1887
02:08:25,360 --> 02:08:25,880
It never ends.

1888
02:08:26,080 --> 02:08:26,920
Yeah.

1889
02:08:27,120 --> 02:08:30,240
But like these and like but like these ones that they play for years,

1890
02:08:30,440 --> 02:08:34,880
they keep the same character through the throughout the years and they just keep

1891
02:08:34,880 --> 02:08:38,560
upgrading that character to like the point where like they're just like fucking

1892
02:08:38,760 --> 02:08:40,000
like astronomical shit.

1893
02:08:40,200 --> 02:08:40,720
Damn.

1894
02:08:40,920 --> 02:08:41,960
Yeah.

1895
02:08:42,160 --> 02:08:45,120
So is there like a board that goes with this with like characters?

1896
02:08:45,320 --> 02:08:46,560
You can you can make a board.

1897
02:08:46,760 --> 02:08:52,120
It could be all just in your head type shit like so like you can have a board.

1898
02:08:52,320 --> 02:08:54,080
The starting kit comes with a board.

1899
02:08:54,280 --> 02:08:55,920
But like

1900
02:08:56,120 --> 02:09:00,440
if we end up like if you guys end up actually like liking it like a lot,

1901
02:09:00,640 --> 02:09:04,520
I could make an entire fucking like Warhammer one and give you care and paint

1902
02:09:04,520 --> 02:09:09,160
little guys for your specific thing and let you use those and like go around the

1903
02:09:09,360 --> 02:09:09,840
board. Oh, shit.

1904
02:09:10,040 --> 02:09:15,400
So the things you paint are like they're like the game board pieces for other people.

1905
02:09:15,600 --> 02:09:16,320
I could do that.

1906
02:09:16,520 --> 02:09:16,800
Yeah.

1907
02:09:17,000 --> 02:09:20,080
But but like Warhammer, it's not necessarily Warhammer.

1908
02:09:20,080 --> 02:09:23,000
The game that you play it with isn't like Dungeons and Dragons.

1909
02:09:23,200 --> 02:09:25,320
It's a fucking tabletop strategy game.

1910
02:09:25,520 --> 02:09:29,120
So if you ever play like a game like you ever play Axis and Allies or like Risk.

1911
02:09:29,320 --> 02:09:30,440
No, not really.

1912
02:09:30,640 --> 02:09:33,560
But it's it's kind of like that, but way more complex.

1913
02:09:33,560 --> 02:09:35,320
Like, you know what risk is, though,

1914
02:09:35,320 --> 02:09:38,160
like the fucking board game where you have like little guys and you have to like

1915
02:09:38,360 --> 02:09:41,440
invade like the world and shit now. I don't know.

1916
02:09:41,640 --> 02:09:43,640
Well, Warhammer is like you have a table

1917
02:09:43,640 --> 02:09:46,840
like this and you can build train or if you don't if you don't have enough money

1918
02:09:46,840 --> 02:09:50,440
for terrain, you could literally use this fucking shit on the table as terrain and

1919
02:09:50,640 --> 02:09:53,040
be like, OK, that was my phone.

1920
02:09:53,240 --> 02:09:53,920
Don't worry about it.

1921
02:09:54,120 --> 02:09:59,280
Like say this is like one of my guys say like this.

1922
02:09:59,280 --> 02:10:03,880
These two things here are cover, but it only goes up so high.

1923
02:10:04,080 --> 02:10:06,760
So I only get a bonus of like one from this cover.

1924
02:10:06,960 --> 02:10:10,240
But if I go up to this cover, you can't shoot through this.

1925
02:10:10,440 --> 02:10:14,760
So this cover here is not able to be shot through like that.

1926
02:10:14,960 --> 02:10:18,000
Like, like you have to all agree on like what the board is.

1927
02:10:18,200 --> 02:10:21,800
So I can go like this and I'll be like, OK, so this is only a half cover.

1928
02:10:22,000 --> 02:10:25,360
So if you roll high enough, you can actually just shoot over the cover

1929
02:10:25,360 --> 02:10:30,120
and hit my character. But like I have like

1930
02:10:30,320 --> 02:10:35,200
two thousand point games, which two thousand point games, you're probably going to have like

1931
02:10:35,400 --> 02:10:40,120
15 to 25 pieces of characters that you painted and stuff.

1932
02:10:40,320 --> 02:10:43,400
And you can just go around and and like do that.

1933
02:10:43,600 --> 02:10:46,240
And like you have different different

1934
02:10:46,440 --> 02:10:49,600
goals, like each side has like a different goal that they need to do.

1935
02:10:49,800 --> 02:10:51,880
Or you can play a different one where

1936
02:10:51,880 --> 02:10:55,800
like the goal is to kill all the other characters, all the other person's characters.

1937
02:10:56,000 --> 02:10:58,640
Or you do a different goal when you're trying to like to take like, let's say

1938
02:10:58,840 --> 02:11:01,560
this is like the hill, you want to take it the hill.

1939
02:11:01,760 --> 02:11:06,480
And like, let's say you have to roll to get up each thing here till you get up

1940
02:11:06,680 --> 02:11:12,280
to the top of the hill and say you have to defend the frog god type shit.

1941
02:11:12,480 --> 02:11:18,360
So you have to hold this frog statue for 10 turns type shit.

1942
02:11:18,560 --> 02:11:20,800
And then like the other people are trying to get up.

1943
02:11:20,800 --> 02:11:23,920
But because you're at the top of the mountain at this point, you have the

1944
02:11:23,920 --> 02:11:27,440
advantage of shooting down and they have the disadvantage of shooting up.

1945
02:11:27,640 --> 02:11:30,400
So they have to roll an extra one to shoot up at you.

1946
02:11:30,600 --> 02:11:32,400
But you have to roll.

1947
02:11:32,600 --> 02:11:37,320
Yeah, it sounds like you got to have a pretty active imagination for this.

1948
02:11:37,520 --> 02:11:40,880
Yeah, it's a very like imagination driven thing.

1949
02:11:41,080 --> 02:11:44,160
But like it's it's fucking way funner than it sounds.

1950
02:11:44,360 --> 02:11:46,440
Yeah, dude, I was just like getting sucked into it.

1951
02:11:46,640 --> 02:11:48,120
I was like, damn. Yeah.

1952
02:11:48,320 --> 02:11:49,920
But like when you're doing it,

1953
02:11:49,920 --> 02:11:54,000
like I built terrain and shit because I just build like little models to like do

1954
02:11:54,200 --> 02:11:58,600
shit with. But if I put like the terrain down and stuff and I put like the thing

1955
02:11:58,800 --> 02:12:02,760
down, it's like just looking down at like a fucking like battlefield from like a

1956
02:12:02,760 --> 02:12:04,160
fucking like top down view.

1957
02:12:04,160 --> 02:12:08,560
Like you're like looking at it like from like this thing and being like, OK,

1958
02:12:08,760 --> 02:12:11,000
I can see where your characters are type shit.

1959
02:12:11,200 --> 02:12:12,800
And I can be like.

1960
02:12:13,720 --> 02:12:16,920
OK, do I just go up for the for the mountain first?

1961
02:12:16,920 --> 02:12:22,040
Do I try to make defenses around here like add defenses or do I just go straight

1962
02:12:22,240 --> 02:12:25,040
to attack your characters or do I do like all that?

1963
02:12:25,040 --> 02:12:27,720
But like you're just looking down at it and you're like, OK,

1964
02:12:27,920 --> 02:12:32,240
but then you also have to worry about your guys dying and then having to end.

1965
02:12:32,440 --> 02:12:36,240
Like you can have like a medic on your squad and like the medic has to go out

1966
02:12:36,440 --> 02:12:40,160
into the fucking field and drag that person back and like fix them.

1967
02:12:40,360 --> 02:12:43,240
And if you roll wrong, you kill them type shit.

1968
02:12:43,240 --> 02:12:45,000
Like if you get like a one like a one

1969
02:12:45,000 --> 02:12:47,320
on almost any board game is a critical failure.

1970
02:12:47,520 --> 02:12:50,440
So it's like you're fucking like working on somebody and then you stab them in

1971
02:12:50,640 --> 02:12:53,440
jugular type shit like that's like a one roll.

1972
02:12:53,640 --> 02:12:58,600
But if you get a 20 and you roll it, it's like fucking a magic thing.

1973
02:12:58,600 --> 02:13:01,720
Like when you fucking like like fucking are working on somebody and then they

1974
02:13:01,720 --> 02:13:05,560
just turn like it's like you fucking get a rush from a systole type shit.

1975
02:13:05,760 --> 02:13:07,920
Like it's like but like it's shit like that.

1976
02:13:08,120 --> 02:13:09,920
But really fucking cool and funny.

1977
02:13:10,120 --> 02:13:11,040
I like it a lot.

1978
02:13:11,240 --> 02:13:12,640
Damn. Yeah, that sounds awesome.

1979
02:13:12,640 --> 02:13:15,000
Damn, bro.

1980
02:13:15,200 --> 02:13:17,680
That's like there's a lot of information.

1981
02:13:17,880 --> 02:13:21,400
Yeah, I feel like we just played an entire game.

1982
02:13:21,600 --> 02:13:23,400
That was just the rules.

1983
02:13:23,600 --> 02:13:25,680
That's not even all the rules.

1984
02:13:25,880 --> 02:13:28,160
That was just a basic overview.

1985
02:13:28,360 --> 02:13:28,880
Damn.

1986
02:13:29,080 --> 02:13:32,360
So do people make like their own train like in the.

1987
02:13:32,560 --> 02:13:34,800
Yeah, yeah, I'm kind of like trains.

1988
02:13:35,000 --> 02:13:37,560
Yep, I made my own train.

1989
02:13:37,760 --> 02:13:40,080
If we end up playing Warhammer instead of

1990
02:13:40,080 --> 02:13:43,760
instead of Dungeons and Dragons, I can bring my terrain and my characters.

1991
02:13:43,960 --> 02:13:45,720
I have two armies painted already.

1992
02:13:45,920 --> 02:13:49,560
So and I have a third army that I'm currently building.

1993
02:13:49,760 --> 02:13:54,240
So if that's the thing, I could just kind of oversee everything.

1994
02:13:54,240 --> 02:13:57,160
And then you guys could pick which army that you want to use.

1995
02:13:57,360 --> 02:13:58,760
Could have the blood angels.

1996
02:13:58,960 --> 02:14:06,040
I have the Adeptus Sororitas and the Necrons that I have so far.

1997
02:14:06,240 --> 02:14:08,840
But I'm looking at getting

1998
02:14:08,840 --> 02:14:13,520
I'm looking at getting Nightlords or Death Guard.

1999
02:14:13,720 --> 02:14:18,400
But blood angels are fucking cool because they're basically

2000
02:14:18,600 --> 02:14:23,880
space Marines, which are like giant dudes and clad in armor.

2001
02:14:24,080 --> 02:14:26,360
But they're also vampire angels.

2002
02:14:26,560 --> 02:14:28,440
And I'm like, that's fucking so cool.

2003
02:14:28,640 --> 02:14:30,160
Like, I just love that.

2004
02:14:30,360 --> 02:14:31,440
And they're like base.

2005
02:14:31,640 --> 02:14:36,200
And like each like so I know I'm going on a fucking Warhammer rant right now.

2006
02:14:36,200 --> 02:14:41,240
But the space Marines have

2007
02:14:41,440 --> 02:14:46,160
18 different legions that you can choose, and half of which is like,

2008
02:14:46,360 --> 02:14:49,960
quote unquote, the good guys and half of which is, quote unquote, the bad guys,

2009
02:14:50,160 --> 02:14:54,360
like half of which serves the emperor, which is like the god of the of the

2010
02:14:54,560 --> 02:14:57,680
universe, and half of which serves the fucking demons.

2011
02:14:57,680 --> 02:15:01,280
And there's four like major demons that they that you can like swear allegiance to

2012
02:15:01,280 --> 02:15:06,320
and shit, but there's like, dude, it's fucking wild.

2013
02:15:06,520 --> 02:15:10,040
But like they have like they have the dark angels, which is like

2014
02:15:10,240 --> 02:15:13,760
about swearing allegiance to demons.

2015
02:15:13,960 --> 02:15:18,040
Yeah, the dark angels, which is a loyalist because there's loyalists and

2016
02:15:18,240 --> 02:15:20,960
traitor legions, and this is just one faction.

2017
02:15:21,160 --> 02:15:25,320
Like you have like space Marines and then like that like space Marines are my

2018
02:15:25,320 --> 02:15:31,160
favorite faction, but you can also be fucking Egyptian robot skeletons.

2019
02:15:31,360 --> 02:15:33,360
You can be fucking demons.

2020
02:15:33,560 --> 02:15:35,520
You can be sex demons.

2021
02:15:35,720 --> 02:15:39,320
You can be stinky demons that are plague demons.

2022
02:15:39,520 --> 02:15:40,960
You can be trickster demons.

2023
02:15:41,160 --> 02:15:43,000
You can be fucking aliens.

2024
02:15:43,200 --> 02:15:46,240
You can be fucking elves.

2025
02:15:46,440 --> 02:15:47,600
You can be space elves.

2026
02:15:47,800 --> 02:15:49,360
You can be evil space elves.

2027
02:15:49,560 --> 02:15:52,920
You can be all that you can be just standard human soldiers.

2028
02:15:52,920 --> 02:15:56,080
And the standard human soldiers are fucking hilarious because you just throw

2029
02:15:56,280 --> 02:16:01,000
a bunch of people at a fucking wall until they run out of bullets type shit.

2030
02:16:01,200 --> 02:16:05,760
Or you can be orcs and like orcs or little fucking green gremlin fucking

2031
02:16:05,760 --> 02:16:07,400
characters that you just fucking keep.

2032
02:16:07,600 --> 02:16:11,400
It's like the it's like the bad guy version of the standard human characters.

2033
02:16:11,600 --> 02:16:15,520
You just throw a wall of characters at something until they run out of bullets.

2034
02:16:15,720 --> 02:16:18,160
But space Marines are my favorite.

2035
02:16:18,160 --> 02:16:21,000
And they got the fucking dark angels, which is a loyalist legion.

2036
02:16:21,000 --> 02:16:24,040
They're fucking basically space knights.

2037
02:16:24,240 --> 02:16:28,000
The second legion is the Emperor's Children, who are swore their allegiance

2038
02:16:28,200 --> 02:16:32,600
to death to the demon of sex and drugs and rock and roll.

2039
02:16:32,800 --> 02:16:33,560
That's awesome.

2040
02:16:33,760 --> 02:16:37,400
Yeah. The third legion, which doesn't exist because it's fucking

2041
02:16:37,600 --> 02:16:42,440
it's a secretive like wiped from the face of the earth.

2042
02:16:42,640 --> 02:16:45,320
There's the fourth legion, which I forgot the fourth legion was.

2043
02:16:45,520 --> 02:16:48,200
It was something I think it was the Iron Warriors,

2044
02:16:48,400 --> 02:16:50,080
which is like just like an industrial thing.

2045
02:16:50,080 --> 02:16:52,640
But each of these space Marines have like different specialties.

2046
02:16:52,840 --> 02:16:56,840
I like the blood angels because they're a very like fast moving.

2047
02:16:57,040 --> 02:17:02,200
They have jump packs and wings and they they they're their specialization is

2048
02:17:02,400 --> 02:17:03,560
in fucking melee combat.

2049
02:17:03,640 --> 02:17:06,800
But each of these guys have like a different art style and like different

2050
02:17:07,000 --> 02:17:08,880
like like thing that they're themed off of.

2051
02:17:09,080 --> 02:17:11,720
And the blood angels is Catholics.

2052
02:17:11,920 --> 02:17:14,400
So it's just like it's just like Catholic

2053
02:17:14,600 --> 02:17:19,320
imagery, like all in like it's like space Catholic imagery

2054
02:17:19,320 --> 02:17:21,280
with with angels and vampires.

2055
02:17:21,480 --> 02:17:23,120
I'm fucking sick.

2056
02:17:23,320 --> 02:17:26,800
I'm looking at some of like the little figurines.

2057
02:17:26,800 --> 02:17:30,040
That's pretty fucking cool how people paint them up.

2058
02:17:30,240 --> 02:17:32,960
Next time I come, which would be two weeks from now, I can bring

2059
02:17:33,160 --> 02:17:35,560
I can bring my some of the guys I have painted.

2060
02:17:35,560 --> 02:17:37,720
I have a traveling case because I play with them.

2061
02:17:37,920 --> 02:17:39,320
Yeah, I see the unpainted ones.

2062
02:17:39,520 --> 02:17:41,080
That's pretty cool.

2063
02:17:41,280 --> 02:17:42,520
Yeah, or I'll just send it.

2064
02:17:42,520 --> 02:17:44,520
I'll send a couple of pictures in the group chat when I get home.

2065
02:17:44,720 --> 02:17:46,440
Where do you where do you buy them?

2066
02:17:46,640 --> 02:17:48,280
Warhammer, Clifton Park.

2067
02:17:48,280 --> 02:17:51,280
They have like a they have like an actual store, like a physical store for these.

2068
02:17:51,480 --> 02:17:53,040
And if not, you can buy them online.

2069
02:17:53,240 --> 02:17:54,200
That's so cool.

2070
02:17:54,400 --> 02:17:55,720
Yeah.

2071
02:17:56,280 --> 02:17:59,560
Damn, I'm a huge nerd for that shit.

2072
02:17:59,760 --> 02:18:02,200
It reminds me kind of like an age of empires.

2073
02:18:02,400 --> 02:18:04,560
You know, played that game, right?

2074
02:18:04,760 --> 02:18:06,640
There's like the different

2075
02:18:06,840 --> 02:18:09,320
of the different civilizations you can be.

2076
02:18:09,520 --> 02:18:12,680
I would always try and be the the Celts,

2077
02:18:12,880 --> 02:18:16,120
but I would always fucking lose using the Celts.

2078
02:18:16,120 --> 02:18:19,760
So for various reasons, they suck at everything.

2079
02:18:19,960 --> 02:18:21,800
Oh, my Lord.

2080
02:18:22,000 --> 02:18:23,640
But.

2081
02:18:23,840 --> 02:18:24,840
All right.

2082
02:18:25,040 --> 02:18:28,040
Well, on today's episode, we learned that

2083
02:18:28,240 --> 02:18:31,040
Jesus Christ works in mysterious ways.

2084
02:18:31,240 --> 02:18:32,080
We did.

2085
02:18:32,280 --> 02:18:37,680
Yeah, I heard about Titanic, a submarine disaster and saw what our future would

2086
02:18:37,880 --> 02:18:42,440
look like in the year 2077.

2087
02:18:42,440 --> 02:18:47,000
Cyber, cyberpunk, that's what it is, right?

2088
02:18:47,200 --> 02:18:47,920
Twenty seventy seven.

2089
02:18:48,120 --> 02:18:48,760
Twenty seven.

2090
02:18:48,960 --> 02:18:50,360
So I got to play that.

2091
02:18:50,560 --> 02:18:51,240
It's a good game.

2092
02:18:51,440 --> 02:18:52,200
I like a lot.

2093
02:18:52,400 --> 02:18:53,680
That's not that far away.

2094
02:18:53,880 --> 02:18:54,400
No.

2095
02:18:54,600 --> 02:18:55,120
Yeah.

2096
02:18:55,320 --> 02:18:56,840
I mean, the game used to be called Cyberpunk

2097
02:18:57,040 --> 02:19:00,280
twenty twenty back in the nineteen eighty when it was invented.

2098
02:19:00,480 --> 02:19:04,520
Now it's twenty twenty and we're not quite there, but like, yeah, let's bump it

2099
02:19:04,720 --> 02:19:09,640
back to twenty seventy seven. Yeah, I mean, you know, if I know you're trying to

2100
02:19:09,640 --> 02:19:13,960
wrap it up, Casey, but if there's nuclear war, that's actually part of the twenty

2101
02:19:14,160 --> 02:19:16,800
seventy seven lore is that there was three nuclear wars.

2102
02:19:17,000 --> 02:19:17,520
Oh, yeah.

2103
02:19:17,720 --> 02:19:21,480
I mean, then everybody will be forced to be centralized because it won't be safe

2104
02:19:21,680 --> 02:19:24,560
anywhere. There's not like a dome with filtration.

2105
02:19:24,760 --> 02:19:26,800
So they'll just build like a dome over

2106
02:19:27,000 --> 02:19:32,240
the entire city and underneath it'll just be safe from any kind of nuclear radiation.

2107
02:19:32,440 --> 02:19:33,040
Oh, sure.

2108
02:19:33,160 --> 02:19:36,360
That's what we're going to have after nuclear fallout is dome cities.

2109
02:19:36,560 --> 02:19:37,440
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

2110
02:19:37,480 --> 02:19:37,760
Yeah.

2111
02:19:37,760 --> 02:19:40,000
I don't know how they build it, but

2112
02:19:40,200 --> 02:19:42,520
you know, let's figure something out.

2113
02:19:42,720 --> 02:19:45,360
Fucking crazy metro cities, bro.

2114
02:19:45,560 --> 02:19:48,040
Metro City, Mega City, Mega City.

2115
02:19:48,240 --> 02:19:49,880
Oh my God.

2116
02:19:50,080 --> 02:19:52,160
Jesus Christ.

2117
02:19:52,560 --> 02:19:53,080
All right.

2118
02:19:53,280 --> 02:19:57,680
Well, we'll wrap this one up like us on Facebook and Twitter.

2119
02:19:57,880 --> 02:20:00,760
Oh, before we go check the email,

2120
02:20:00,960 --> 02:20:03,360
you know, emails will check emails next.

2121
02:20:03,560 --> 02:20:04,480
Not check emails.

2122
02:20:04,480 --> 02:20:08,000
We didn't get any fucking emails. We did last time.

2123
02:20:08,200 --> 02:20:11,240
Somebody just send one, send one email.

2124
02:20:11,440 --> 02:20:12,200
Did they?

2125
02:20:12,400 --> 02:20:14,440
I don't know. We're checking.

2126
02:20:14,640 --> 02:20:17,280
Just send one email, please.

2127
02:20:17,480 --> 02:20:18,880
We'll see.

2128
02:20:19,080 --> 02:20:22,680
We're not going to fucking get any emails, bro.

2129
02:20:23,760 --> 02:20:25,360
What's the email address again?

2130
02:20:25,560 --> 02:20:30,360
Untitled podcast, 73 at gmail.com.

2131
02:20:31,520 --> 02:20:34,080
Yeah, nothing.

2132
02:20:34,080 --> 02:20:36,080
Oh, okay.

2133
02:20:36,280 --> 02:20:37,480
No,

2134
02:20:39,680 --> 02:20:41,480
I was so excited,

2135
02:20:41,680 --> 02:20:48,960
but yeah, if you send us our first email, you get to be our guest on podcast.

2136
02:20:49,160 --> 02:20:50,840
So nobody's out there.

2137
02:20:51,040 --> 02:20:53,200
Is anybody listening?

2138
02:20:53,400 --> 02:20:54,880
Is there anybody out there?

2139
02:20:55,080 --> 02:20:55,760
All right.

2140
02:20:55,960 --> 02:21:00,280
And you know, as always, be kind to yourselves and each other.

2141
02:21:00,280 --> 02:21:04,200
We are.

2142
02:21:04,400 --> 02:21:06,520
For all we know, robots have souls.

2143
02:21:06,720 --> 02:21:08,440
We just don't know if they do or don't.

2144
02:21:08,640 --> 02:21:10,120
How do you know?

2145
02:21:10,320 --> 02:21:14,760
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

2146
02:21:16,120 --> 02:21:18,960
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

2147
02:21:19,160 --> 02:21:22,080
Yeah, but I see some little dead people.

2148
02:21:22,280 --> 02:21:25,640
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

2149
02:21:25,840 --> 02:21:27,280
Yes, we are.

2150
02:21:27,280 --> 02:21:30,760
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

2151
02:21:30,960 --> 02:21:33,080
Extended episodes.

2152
02:21:33,280 --> 02:21:35,440
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?

2153
02:21:35,640 --> 02:21:37,400
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

2154
02:21:37,400 --> 02:21:40,440
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

2155
02:21:40,640 --> 02:21:44,440
They're killing all already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

2156
02:21:44,640 --> 02:21:47,080
Aliens exist.

2157
02:21:47,280 --> 02:21:49,200
Somewhere in China,

2158
02:21:49,400 --> 02:21:55,280
in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.

2159
02:21:55,280 --> 02:21:57,600
They come from the South, they have dread.

2160
02:21:57,800 --> 02:21:58,720
They're super soldiers.

2161
02:21:58,920 --> 02:22:00,600
Then they are extraterrestrials.

2162
02:22:00,800 --> 02:22:02,880
They are aliens.

2163
02:22:03,080 --> 02:22:06,560
I do not agree with them.

2164
02:22:06,760 --> 02:22:08,920
I do not agree with them.

2165
02:22:09,120 --> 02:22:23,120
We gotta go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government.

2166
02:22:23,120 --> 02:22:25,720
He got killed by the CIA.

2167
02:22:25,920 --> 02:22:28,120
JFK was killed by the government.

2168
02:22:28,320 --> 02:22:33,560
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.

2169
02:22:33,760 --> 02:22:36,400
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing.

2170
02:22:36,600 --> 02:22:38,680
They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen.

2171
02:22:38,880 --> 02:22:44,920
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.

2172
02:22:47,280 --> 02:22:51,360
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you that you are going to be

2173
02:22:51,360 --> 02:22:54,320
able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real.

2174
02:22:54,320 --> 02:22:57,720
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that

2175
02:22:57,720 --> 02:23:00,920
motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be able to convince you that they're fucking real.

2176
02:23:01,000 --> 02:23:01,840
You can cut it open.

2177
02:23:01,840 --> 02:23:02,840
You're going to see blood cuts.

2178
02:23:02,840 --> 02:23:06,200
No circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is out of solution.

2179
02:23:06,400 --> 02:23:12,000
Which, by the way, Big Brother is the overlord.

2180
02:23:12,000 --> 02:23:19,680
We're only living in the third dimension.

2181
02:23:42,000 --> 02:23:51,280
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.

2182
02:23:51,480 --> 02:23:53,200
Okay, I'm not fucking lying.

2183
02:23:53,400 --> 02:23:54,320
It's fucking real.

2184
02:23:54,520 --> 02:23:55,760
Okay, look it up.

2185
02:23:55,960 --> 02:23:56,600
Look it up.

2186
02:23:56,800 --> 02:23:58,920
He says that he was doing this shit.

2187
02:23:59,120 --> 02:24:02,560
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm.

2188
02:24:02,760 --> 02:24:06,240
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.

2189
02:24:06,440 --> 02:24:08,640
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

2190
02:24:08,840 --> 02:24:10,960
George Soros is the fucking devil.

2191
02:24:10,960 --> 02:24:13,600
Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit.

2192
02:24:13,800 --> 02:24:15,800
George Soros is fucking evil.

2193
02:24:16,000 --> 02:24:18,080
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.

2194
02:24:18,280 --> 02:24:21,080
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.

2195
02:24:21,280 --> 02:24:22,600
Just don't fucking get it.

2196
02:24:22,800 --> 02:24:24,840
Everybody likes Donald Trump.

2197
02:24:25,040 --> 02:24:26,240
The fucking word person out there.

2198
02:24:26,440 --> 02:24:27,200
Trump, right?

2199
02:24:27,400 --> 02:24:28,560
Trump.

2200
02:24:28,760 --> 02:24:30,360
He's not the actual fucking leader.

2201
02:24:30,560 --> 02:24:31,440
It's George Soros.

2202
02:24:31,640 --> 02:24:32,320
It's Bill Gates.

2203
02:24:32,520 --> 02:24:33,640
It's fucking Elon Musk.

2204
02:24:33,840 --> 02:24:34,560
It's everyone out there.

2205
02:24:34,760 --> 02:24:36,240
Everybody says.

2206
02:24:37,720 --> 02:24:39,080
Everybody.

2207
02:24:39,080 --> 02:24:40,920
Everybody says Elon Musk is so cool.

2208
02:24:41,120 --> 02:24:42,720
He made like a place for all of us.

2209
02:24:42,920 --> 02:24:43,760
The actual government.

2210
02:24:43,960 --> 02:24:44,880
He's trying.

2211
02:24:45,080 --> 02:24:48,440
The actual new government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,

2212
02:24:48,640 --> 02:24:50,760
are actually the ones that are fucking the holm.

2213
02:24:50,960 --> 02:24:53,640
The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires.

2214
02:24:53,640 --> 02:25:11,480
He fucking。