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Welcome to Untitled Podcast, motherfuckers.

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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Episode 35.

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Big 35.

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Casey's dying tonight.

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Casey's dead.

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I think it's going to be a little shorter than that because Casey looks like he's going to die.

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Casey's been diagnosed with a terminal illness.

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I'm committed to the fans. I have two days to live.

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So we're going to get him some rest tonight.

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The next episode is going to be live from the ICU.

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Also, it's his birthday, so he's having a little shit birthday.

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Happy birthday, Casey.

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Thank you.

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28 years old.

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Oh, Jesus.

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You're too old, man. You're going to be 30.

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Dude.

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Shout out downswing.

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Shout out downswing.

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We know you listen, Chris.

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I pray for endless sleep.

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What the fuck was that?

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I'm thinking about doing this. I don't know if I feel like doing that tonight to my nose.

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The smelling socks.

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That might be good for me.

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Actually, no, I'd probably throw up.

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No, do it, bro. It'll work you up.

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Do it.

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Do it.

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Happy birthday, motherfucker.

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Oh, shit. All right.

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Casey on the red line.

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Oh, I'm good.

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Casey on the red line. There we go.

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Did that make you feel better?

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That was surprisingly refreshing.

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Refreshing?

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Yes.

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All right, boys.

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So I got a topic to start off on this shit.

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What are we talking about?

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So you know how rent prices are out of control right now?

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Like fucking rent prices, housing prices.

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Let's hear the stupid ass take, Tyler.

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This is not a stupid take.

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So there's a thing where ever since women have been able to own property and work in the workforce and stuff, the prices of everything has gone up.

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That's not a joke. That's like an actual statistic.

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Why though?

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Like a lot of shit has also happened.

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This isn't like an anti-women thing.

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This is an anti-like fucking landlord thing.

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Anti-capitalism thing?

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Sort of, I guess.

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But like it's a fucking it's definitely what are you doing, bro?

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Oh, you're getting the medicine ball.

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Oh, so like like it's a fucking thing that happens with this shit.

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Like the companies realize that because there's two incomes coming into these houses now, they can upcharge everything.

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Like that's like an actual thing that they did.

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They're like, hey, we realize that there's now multiple incomes coming into every single house.

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And they're like, OK, since there's multiple incomes, let's raise the price of literally everything.

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But since when?

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This is capitalism now.

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Since when?

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It is.

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It's like progressively getting like worse because instead of like doing that,

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instead of having two people who are like married in like the same house getting that, they're like, oh, everybody has jobs now.

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So we're going to raise the price of literally everything.

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So it's just getting worse and worse because the more it's it's a it's a it's a double edged sword.

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The more people who have jobs, the more expensive everything is.

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Well, I mean, you know, rent, it's going to be whatever people are willing to pay.

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Yeah.

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Well, it's not necessarily like the landlords like who's they though that's raising the rent.

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The fucking landlords, the fucking government, like raising taxes and all that shit.

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Goddamn Democrats.

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Fucking Democrats.

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Fucking liberals.

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Fucking Socialists raising you.

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Ruin fucking everything.

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I fucking hate liberals.

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They're like a fucking disease.

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They're like working.

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They're ruin everything.

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Fucking Democrats aren't raising the prices.

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It's the fucking conservatives.

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The conservatives are not raising the prices, brother.

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Look at the fucking recent shit.

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Like if you look at the actual like recent like the two corporations are run by fucking liberals.

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Republicans.

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No, no, that's not true.

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That's not true.

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No, look at Google.

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Actually, let's let's take a look.

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Biggest companies in the look at every single company.

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I don't trust it all.

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Look at every single company that has a rainbow flag on this month.

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Those are ran by liberals.

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Yeah, I'm sure Warren Buffett's big, bigger liberal.

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They're they're they're placating to him.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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He might be actually Warren Buffett strikes me as the kind of guy that wouldn't have political opinions.

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Warren Buffett just seems like a guy who's going to go to hell and I'm going to be happy that why he's an asshole.

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He looks like he looks like one of those guys like wiggles his fingers when he's talking about things like he's very excited.

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So he like wiggles his fingers like an old guy.

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He's like talks like the price is what you pay, but the value is what you get.

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That's what he talks about. I never based out stocks.

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I buy off the price.

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He just wiggles his face value.

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Coca-Cola is good value.

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That's why I bought Coca-Cola.

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I bought all the shares of Coca-Cola.

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I feel like Warren Buffett had to do insider trading.

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He really he had to.

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I don't know.

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We had to.

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There's no way to make that much fucking money off that without insider trading.

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Stock market genius.

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Dude, all stock market geniuses.

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So what if he did all stock market geniuses are definitely fucking stock market is fucking rigged.

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It is absolutely.

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Look, this so all right.

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Everybody's pensions are invested in the stock market.

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Right. Yeah.

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So what did you put like a little bit of money not to get off from what you're saying, but you put a little bit of money.

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That's pretty much all I had to say about from your pension.

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Yeah. Right.

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And then there's people who manage the pension fund and they invest it.

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Right. Sure.

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So they invest it in the stock market.

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OK. So they take your money, put it in here and hopefully it grows to more than what you put in.

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Yeah. Right.

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So a lot of these people that manage these pension funds are like fucking school teachers.

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Yeah. They have no credentials.

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They they don't not like a degree in like economics or like they're not even fucking accountants and school teachers.

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At our old job, our 401k was in like the fucking market and like I looked at my 401k and it fucking tanked like fucking five thousand dollars like the year that I left because they fucking invested it shitty.

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I'm like that's like almost all the money in there just tanked.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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I'm like so I just fucking put how much money on my paycheck every single week into that just to have it all fucking get tanked.

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Yeah. It's ridiculous.

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Well, so 401k's have made more millionaires than pensions ever had.

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Like 401k's actually they're good.

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But it's just like, dude, you got it.

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Unfortunately, you got to play into the scam, you know, and the stock market's rigged a little bit, a little bit rigged.

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It's not it's not 100 percent right.

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But if you have a teacher managing a pension fund, right, say they're managing the pension of I don't know like fucking firefighters or something.

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Right. Yeah.

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Managing the firefighter pension fund and some guy who works on Wall Street is like, hey, put your money in here.

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Right. And then we're going to collapse this.

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Right. But we're going to short all the stocks.

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So you get it.

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We have insurance policies on the stock.

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So when it tanks, we get paid out.

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Right. Yeah.

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And then I'll give you a kickback.

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So you put somebody who knows nothing about like anything to do with money in a position where they can be influenced and you can do shit like that shit like that happens all the time.

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Oh, yeah. Now all these fucking firemen are firemen.

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Yeah, they're they're all fucked.

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I mean, I don't know how there's theirs is usually through the state.

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Yeah. And that's like a really well funded pension like New York State one is.

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Yeah. But other states are dear six, baby.

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Like the California pension fund is like fucked.

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You know, it's like terrible.

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So what I'm like, you know, this is completely off topic right now, but we are talking about upgrading the studio so we can start doing YouTube shorts and shit.

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Yeah. Like I was thinking about it.

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And like if we get like like a couple polls like that, like go across like on like like roller poles, you can put curtains on it and go around like having to two long ones and two short ones.

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And it's basically just like a box that it looks like.

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We'll have the stuff hanging up on there and then we could have a camera there and a camera like here kind of like that, like zooms in on us.

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We could use our phone cameras as like our looks like I'm making porn in my basement.

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Yeah, that's exactly why the fuck is there a Mike Erizzi own a jersey hung up in the back of porn?

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Fuck is going on here easily.

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Just take a couple like two by fours and then get some two by twelves.

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Yeah. Right. Staple some curtains.

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Then just make a box.

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What kind of curtains should we get? What color? What color would be a good curtain?

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Like the purple Joe Rogan curtain.

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Like the purple Joe Rogan curtain.

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Remember that? The classic?

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Yeah.

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You can get a themed curtain.

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I wish I could get my hands on that curtain.

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There's probably like semen and shit on there.

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Who knows? It probably smells like weed.

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Dude, I guarantee you, I guarantee you Joe Rogan fucking jerks off in his fucking studio.

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Why not? I would.

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He's definitely jerked off in his studio.

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You think so?

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Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.

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I don't think he jerks off.

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I have another chair.

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I don't think everybody does that.

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I can bring like a decent chair in for like my chair and then like, you know, if we could all bring in like fucking chairs and shit.

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And dude, it would be like we could make this place look pretty fucking professional.

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Like.

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Dude, he's talking about like redoing your basement.

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He's like an interior designer. He's like getting ideas.

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I'm like, I'm looking at it.

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I'm gonna make it look better.

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No, I'd make it look nice and then we could hang up.

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We could use wiring to hang up the want to believe sign, the live sign, the Mike Arizioni jersey.

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What else?

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We could just reupholster Casey's basement.

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Yeah, I was like, hey, I'm doing it for free.

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You want to finish my basement?

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We could finish it.

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Dude, we could finish just this little area.

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This little area, yeah.

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That would be dope. That'd be pretty easy too.

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My brother's done that to his basement. Half of it's finished. The other half isn't.

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Yeah.

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We could put a door up. That's no problem.

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Or we could do it over there.

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Right, if you wanted to make this separate from there.

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Yeah.

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And then just finish this little area here. That'd be dope.

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Yeah, and then we could actually do stuff.

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Or finish that too.

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We would probably have to do something with some walls here that go across or the thing where it goes under there.

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Yeah, well, right here you just do drop ceiling.

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Yeah.

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That's easy.

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So you just put up some of those, you put the lines up with wire to the joists here on the floor.

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And then it makes a grid.

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And then you just put the ceiling.

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Casey's like, do I get a say in this?

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Casey's like, I get a free finish basement.

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Yeah, that's dope though.

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Over there, they just do, you can do slanted ones. Or you can box it in.

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Yeah. Or you could actually just leave that open. You'd box that in, kind of leave that side open type shit.

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Yeah.

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Or do that. But yeah, we could make this look semi-professional and then we could actually start making YouTube clips.

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And if we did that, I think doing YouTube shorts is the way to fucking get traction.

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Dude, or just the fucking way it is makes it...

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Gritty.

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Yeah, it's legit too.

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Yeah, it's gritty.

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Just like, maybe move that stuff over there.

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Yeah.

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I like the punching bag. The punching bag is nice.

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Yeah.

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We should all bring in artifacts to put on the wall type shit because we have the I wanna believe sign, but I think that encompasses all of us.

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The Titanic CD.

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Oh yes, we should make that train.

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Like a platinum record.

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Yeah. We got the Mike Rizzioni jersey from me. I could get the CCCP jersey for fucking Casey.

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Fuck that joke.

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I gotta add something. What if I contribute... I've contributed the hoverboard.

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Yeah, the hoverboard. Dude, I play with this thing all the fucking time.

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So, our friend Mr. Trump is indicted. Going to fucking trial.

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What does indicted mean, Casey?

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Means he's charged.

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Damn. What does that mean?

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Charged with a crime.

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Charged with a crime. Does that mean he's convicted of a crime yet?

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Not yet, dumbass.

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What was he charged with?

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He was charged with 71 counts.

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Yeah, he was like hiding confidential documents.

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Tampering with classified documents.

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Not releasing shit to the public.

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Classified.

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I actually heard that he turned down a plea deal.

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I thought it was your college.

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Because he didn't want to accept the plea deal because it would make him look guilty.

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Vamo Scott.

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Vamo Scott.

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He wants to be crucified.

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Makes him into a martyr.

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Yeah, it solidifies everything he's been saying.

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So, you know, these people think they're really doing the right thing, but they're really just weaponizing the justice system.

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Weaponizing autism.

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They said that they were going to go after him before, like Alvin Bragg said they were going to go after him.

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He was going to go after him before he was even the DA.

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So that's what we call prejudice.

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Oh my god.

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Right? When you make up your mind about something before you even have...

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So he said he was going to go after Trump before he had any evidence against him on anything.

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That's called prejudice.

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And that's what black people have been saying that the justice system has been doing to them since the beginning of time.

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That's what both parties do to each other.

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He just proved it.

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Casey, back the mic up a little bit. I can hear it cracking.

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Look, these fucking politicians, alright, it's just like a fucking football game.

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Right? It's like football teams.

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I'm fucking sick of it.

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I just want to see these fucking people's...

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I want to know them by the top of their heads.

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Because I want their heads down doing paperwork.

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Doing their fucking jobs.

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I don't even want to know their names.

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I don't want to see their fucking faces.

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I'm fucking sick of these people.

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They're a fucking illness, dude.

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They're a terminal illness to this country.

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Oh my god.

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Breaking news.

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The Albany Empire has kicked out of the Arena League.

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Albany Empire? Who the fuck is that?

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They were an arena team.

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I want to hear the rest of your rant. We can go back to that.

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Well, dude, I don't even want to fucking know these people's names.

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Nancy Pelosi, why do I know her name?

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Even Donald Trump, why do I know his name?

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I don't want to know their fucking names.

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I mean, you should know the president's name.

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I don't want to know his name!

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Do your fucking job!

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Go in your office, do your job.

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Bro, he has an office and he's never in it.

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He's always somewhere else doing something else.

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Joe Biden's getting ice cream.

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Get in your fucking office and do your job!

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Donald Trump played the most golf of any president.

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Wow, that's so...

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Dude, I'm talking about everybody.

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All these politicians, they're fucking...

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They're just like, ugh.

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Bro, that's why we should have a fucking direct democracy.

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We're a president, Sparey.

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What is that? What is that?

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That's where everybody votes and we don't have representatives.

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Dude, they do not want that idea in people's heads.

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The president's got a special...

328
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Yeah, exactly.

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That is the worst thing.

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They don't even want people to think about that because we could instantly have voting on our phone now.

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Exactly.

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Everything, with fingerprints, right?

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But then people would be like, it's rigged because people can hack it.

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I don't like the digital voting.

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I don't.

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I really think that voting should be like the paper voting and it should be counted.

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Do you guys believe that this last presidential election was rigged?

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Yes.

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I don't know.

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I don't think so.

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I don't think it was completely rigged, but I think that there was some fuckery done with it.

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I don't know.

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I'm going to say that Joe Biden...

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Because 3,000 votes just don't come out of nowhere.

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I'm going to say that they...

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Here's what they...

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I don't know that it was completely rigged, but I know that there was nobody at Joe Biden's rallies.

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No.

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Nobody.

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Do you know anybody that went to a Joe Biden rally?

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No.

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Nope.

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We're in a liberal state.

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We're in one of the most liberal states.

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But the thing is, they don't have to campaign in New York because they already knew they're

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in no...

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True.

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Yeah, they're only going to the battleground states.

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True.

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But show me, pull up a video, find a picture of one audience at a Joe Biden rally, and

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I guarantee...

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There's like seven old women.

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Dude, I guarantee that you will not find a fucking full crowd.

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You're going to find just like a dispersed...

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Bro, he had 3 million followers on Facebook.

366
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Donald Trump had like 50 million or 100 million?

367
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Donald Trump had like 40 million, 43 million.

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How many of those are bots?

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Let me look this up real quick.

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It's not that they're bots.

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It's just that nobody likes Joe Biden.

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It's like, I guarantee that there's like YouTube celebrities that have more than Donald Trump.

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That's not saying that people like Donald Trump.

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He's not making that up.

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Everybody knows who he is, but just Joe Biden's a wet fucking rag.

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It's like...

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And the problem is, is like the president doesn't really have any control, so I really

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don't give a fuck who the president is.

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He has more than that.

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He has 87 million followers.

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Okay.

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And Joe Biden, right?

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I'll look that up.

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During his presidential campaign, had 3 million followers.

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Three fucking...

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That means that in New York City, all right, so three tenths of fucking New York City in

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the entire world followed Joe Biden.

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Something's wrong.

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Something's really fucking wrong.

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Joe Biden has...

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Let's see how much he has now.

392
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I'm checking right now.

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Is that the same as the POTUS?

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No, it's the Joe Biden page.

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Because I think the POTUS just goes to the next one.

396
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That's what I was saying.

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I don't know how that works out.

398
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Dude, maybe a fucking pepper would help.

399
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At Joe Biden.

400
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Yeah.

401
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Dude, you're in a bad kind of way when you think a pepper might help you.

402
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,800
Dude.

403
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Fucking do it.

404
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Let's go.

405
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Joe Biden has 37 million followers.

406
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All right, so now he does because he's the president.

407
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Yeah.

408
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,800
All right, so maybe because he's the president.

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That's why.

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And it was also...

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I mean, Donald Trump's also a very polarizing figure, so a lot of these follows might be

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from other countries too.

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Right.

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I mean, but dude...

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Nobody's going to be following Joe Biden from fucking the UK, but they're like, oh,

416
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the Donald Trump dude seems like a lunatic on TV.

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Did you ever see the Joe Biden wake up guy?

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Joe Biden wake up.

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Night 11, 2000, 2001, Joe Biden wake up.

420
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Yeah, we did that on VR chat.

421
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Yeah, dude, it's so funny.

422
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:21,800
What was that?

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00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,800
Yeah, like, just put that on real quick.

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We only need the audio.

425
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I mean, the guy looks like a fucking psychopath, but Joe Biden wake up is one of the funniest

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things every year.

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Joe Biden, Joe Biden, 9, 9, 11, 2001, Joe Biden.

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Jesus.

429
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:38,800
Sounds like some terrorism.

430
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Did Joe Biden wake up in Skyrim?

431
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Joe Biden wake up fucking meme.

432
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Yeah, that'll do it, I think.

433
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That'll do it.

434
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That'll do it.

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Dude, can you imagine a fucking job like a fucking politician?

436
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Can you imagine that?

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No.

438
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You just go to work and you find reasons to fight with somebody so you don't have to do

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your job.

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That's like literally all they're doing.

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It's like, you know how like in school, like when a distraction would come up, right?

442
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And you wouldn't have to do like the assigned classwork.

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The teacher's like, oh, there's a fucking fire drill.

444
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They're just creating fire drills so they don't have to do their fucking job.

445
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Hold on a second.

446
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Listen to this.

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Biden, wake up.

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Joe Biden wake up.

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You've done a lot of other things to cover.

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9, 11, today's the 7th day.

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What happened in 2001?

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Biden, wake up.

453
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Joe Biden wake up.

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What the hell is that?

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They're repeating now?

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9, 11, today's the 7th day.

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What happened in 2001?

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Biden, wake up.

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Joe Biden wake up.

460
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What the hell is that?

461
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They're repeating now?

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9, 11, today's the 7th day.

463
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Well, that's something, Tyler.

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What is that thing?

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That's a dude.

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That is something else.

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God, he looks like a fucking terrorist.

468
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All right, so what were you saying, Dan?

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About what?

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About the politicians just going into work.

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You were saying it was like a fucking fire drill.

472
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Oh, it's like a fucking fire drill.

473
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Bro, they literally, like all these issues that come up and they can fight with each

474
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other and shit, they're just creating distractions so they don't have to do their actual job.

475
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Right?

476
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That's like, oh, thank God there's a fucking fire drill.

477
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I didn't want it to take this fucking test.

478
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Right?

479
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That's all they're trying to do.

480
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All this shit is just distractions from them, like, you know, the national debt.

481
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Right?

482
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Taking care of that.

483
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That's a big fucking problem.

484
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How many trillions of debt are we in?

485
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Who fucking cares?

486
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We're not going to pay it back.

487
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Fuck them.

488
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Like, maybe we should do something about that.

489
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No, who cares about the Chinese debt?

490
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You think that we're going to ever pay that back?

491
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We're never going to fucking pay that.

492
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Dude, fuck China.

493
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Fuck their ass.

494
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We'll fucking shoot a nuke at them.

495
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Dude, I just remember being in fucking debt.

496
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Guess what?

497
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You don't have to pay a debt back if the country doesn't exist.

498
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That's kind of fucked.

499
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I don't think that's going to happen anymore.

500
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Yeah.

501
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I just remember, I just remember, I just remember.

502
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Don't laugh too loud, Tyree.

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They're listening.

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I don't care.

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China, fuck you.

506
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That's coming from Tyler Lee.

507
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,840
Deduct my credit score, please.

508
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,840
They're not going to be able to find it.

509
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,840
They'll be like, look up this Tyler Lee.

510
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:57,840
And they're like, they're all named Lee.

511
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:58,840
Everybody here.

512
00:21:58,840 --> 00:21:59,840
Lee?

513
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,840
Like, it's like the Spider-Man thing where they're all like pointed at each other.

514
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,840
They're like, Lee?

515
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,840
Lee?

516
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,840
Lee?

517
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:10,760
Dude, I just remember fucking being in political science in college and it just would get me

518
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:11,760
so angry.

519
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,440
And I was like, I was interested in politics, but then I went to school for a little while

520
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:20,800
and you realize just how fucking ass backwards like all the systems are and just the bullshit

521
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:25,840
that goes on, like the fucking filibusters and gerrymandering that they do of like voting

522
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,840
districts and shit.

523
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,840
Like it's so sweet.

524
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,040
Like they do so much fucking shitty stuff.

525
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:34,480
You go to the filibuster, you literally just go up on the fucking platform and read a book

526
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,480
just so nobody else can do anything.

527
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,480
Social credit score deducted.

528
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,640
It's like, these are fucking people that I vote for.

529
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,720
Like we really just want to disagree that bad.

530
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,840
I put on my filibuster shoes today.

531
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:47,840
I'm wearing sneakers.

532
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,840
Fuck you.

533
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,200
It's like that quote.

534
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:56,400
It's like people like watching things be made should never watch like somebody making sausage

535
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,160
and making laws or something like that.

536
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,160
What the fuck?

537
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,160
I can't say I've heard that.

538
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,160
You've never heard that?

539
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,160
No.

540
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,160
No, I didn't.

541
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,160
Yeah.

542
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,640
It's like, it's just saying that it's like a fucking messy process.

543
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,640
It always is a messy process.

544
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,640
It's not even messy.

545
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,720
It's just like a fucking waste of time.

546
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,880
You ever like fucking get like caught up.

547
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,320
It's just high school drama on an adult level.

548
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,320
That's exactly what I was going to say.

549
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:22,120
You ever get like caught up in like a drama that you have like no fucking stake in, but

550
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:26,720
like you're just kind of there by proxy and people keep on like being this like, what

551
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,720
do you think?

552
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:28,720
I'm like, I don't fucking care.

553
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:29,720
I don't fucking care.

554
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,720
Wait.

555
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:31,720
Yes, because you work with fucking women.

556
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,720
What do you?

557
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:33,720
No, I mean patients.

558
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:39,200
No, because dude, listen, listen, the whole thing like is true.

559
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,200
Like you know, like the meme.

560
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,200
You work with women.

561
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,920
You know, like the meme where like fucking like it's like women after the smallest argument

562
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,280
and it's just like the two ladies like looking each other in the hall with like dirty looks

563
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:53,280
and it's like men in the biggest argument of their life and like five minutes later

564
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,840
just show some shake in their hands and like do it thumbs up to each other.

565
00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:00,920
Like I've gotten into fucking literal fistfights with some of my friends and then 15 minutes

566
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:05,160
later I'm like, bro, that was a fucking hard ass punch.

567
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:10,720
My fucking roommates fought in front of me over how we, how the one kid was scaring off

568
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,880
the hose with how much he was drinking.

569
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:17,640
So my other fucking, and he was just, no, he said, I remember what he said now and the

570
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:22,280
dude is like a misogynistic prick and we didn't really know it at the time, but he's just

571
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:28,200
like, man, we never get any fucking, it's like we only get fucking like beat ass hose

572
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,200
in this house.

573
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,160
Like what the fuck is going on?

574
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:36,600
And I remember like, I'm not, not saying names, but my other roommate was like, dude, what

575
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:42,160
the, he's like, so it's just me and fucking Alex's responsibility to get fucking girls

576
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,160
over here.

577
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,120
Then you creep them the fuck out and they never show up again.

578
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,880
Like and you're going to fucking bitch it off about it.

579
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,280
And they fucking got into it.

580
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,280
Is that the one with the airsoft?

581
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,520
No, no, no, this is the other two, the more sane ones.

582
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,520
Oh yeah.

583
00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:00,040
And then we were like, oh, then like 20 minutes later I'm driving them to Cumbies because

584
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:04,600
I'm sober and those two were fucking blackout drunk and they're like fucking making up and

585
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,880
like laughing and having the time of their life in the back of the car while I drive

586
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,200
them to Cumbies to get a pizza.

587
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:14,440
And then we crushed that pizza and then those two like split a handle of vodka and I went

588
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,440
to bed.

589
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,560
Dude, remember that one time when I went over and like I made mac and cheese for everybody.

590
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,560
So that was fucking solid.

591
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,320
Oh fuck, I forgot about that.

592
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,320
That was so good.

593
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,320
Wasn't it?

594
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,320
Yeah.

595
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,480
So like me and you fucking killed two bottles of vodka between the two of us.

596
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,240
No, it was a bottle of vodka.

597
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,200
It was the it was the crystal skull vodka.

598
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,200
Oh, it was rum.

599
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,200
And then it was rum.

600
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,200
Yeah.

601
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,400
And like we killed two bottles between the two of us.

602
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,400
Yeah.

603
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,160
And then fucking we I was like fucking toasted.

604
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:45,920
And then one of your roommates came home and like, why the fuck is there so many dishes?

605
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,000
And then they start arguing with each other.

606
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,080
And I was like, no, he didn't argue with anyone.

607
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,080
He just started.

608
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,080
Oh, well actually, yeah.

609
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,120
The other roommate that was responsible for the dishes did come in.

610
00:25:56,120 --> 00:26:00,000
He was saying it and he was kind of like just so angry about it.

611
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,120
But I think it's because he was trying to be passive aggressive because he thought they

612
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,120
were mine.

613
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:05,120
Yeah.

614
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:06,440
So I was just sitting there and like, this is fucking awkward.

615
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,440
I'm like smear.

616
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,440
Oh, fuck.

617
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,440
Said his name.

618
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,440
I'm like, dude, those aren't mine.

619
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,440
Those aren't mine.

620
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,120
And then the other kid walks in and he's like, the fuck man.

621
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:19,680
Like, and then they also said you used every fucking pan in the house for one breakfast.

622
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,720
What the fuck are you making?

623
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:28,080
And I was doing, I was doing fucking, I was staring at a lamp for a good like half hour,

624
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,440
just like staring at the light bulb and a lamp.

625
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,960
And then like your buddy goes, the fuck's wrong with him?

626
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,600
You just go, yeah, he's just plastered and then I just go.

627
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,320
You said like very drunkenly, you're like, I'm going to clean your whole basement in

628
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,320
the morning.

629
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,200
And I'm like, you don't have to do that.

630
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,520
Why would you do that?

631
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,520
It's not even messy.

632
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,520
I'm going to do it.

633
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,840
I wake up and my fucking basement is spick and span.

634
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,320
Like cleaner than when I moved in.

635
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,240
I'm like, what the fuck did Tyler do down here?

636
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,760
And then I fucking spent at this for an hour and a half.

637
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,080
I did it for a half hour.

638
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:03,120
I woke up at fucking 5 30 a.m. fucking cleaned up your basement and just dipped out fucking.

639
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,120
Everybody else like woke up.

640
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,960
They're like, what the fuck use?

641
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:11,160
I was plastered, went to sleep, woke up, clean the entire basement and like the living room

642
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,160
area.

643
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,160
And then I left.

644
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,280
The thing that might be the only time I've ever seen you drink.

645
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,560
I don't really drink that much.

646
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:18,560
I know that.

647
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,960
And the one time we were playing Minecraft and you were talking about one of our senior

648
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,360
chief supervisors, one of our previous chief supervisors.

649
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:27,680
That was a fun night.

650
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,120
Not for me, but for everybody else, apparently.

651
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,120
Step on me.

652
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,120
Step on me.

653
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:36,720
I will pay you money for one lick of that delicious pussy.

654
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,960
Like, what is Tyler?

655
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:39,960
Wow.

656
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,480
I was off the rails.

657
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,960
We have a Twitter page now.

658
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,160
Like us on Twitter.

659
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,160
Like us on fucking Twitter.

660
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,120
Wait, wait, let's let's do this.

661
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,360
My favorite segment.

662
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:55,600
Let's check the fan mail.

663
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:56,600
I can guess.

664
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,600
You like us on Twitter.

665
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,600
I was titled Pod 73.

666
00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,600
I saw Dan.

667
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,040
What did you write?

668
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,000
Your podcast gives me cancer.

669
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,880
I think I said your podcast gave me cancer.

670
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,720
Oh, you send in fan mail?

671
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,600
No, I just I was on Twitter.

672
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,440
So do we get any fan mail, Casey?

673
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,520
I love doing this segment because we never know.

674
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,520
I'm lying.

675
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:19,520
I'm lying.

676
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,520
Is anybody out there?

677
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,480
Even if we get like spam mail, read that out.

678
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:28,400
Dude, when we get a fucking when we finally get somebody that we made it, it is going

679
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,400
to fucking we made it.

680
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:35,080
That's going to be the biggest fucking ego bump I've got in my life.

681
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,760
We get one email.

682
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,760
My Internet is ass today.

683
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:47,240
We should we should put the link to our email in the description of this video or this podcast

684
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,880
link in the description below.

685
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,760
The most important part of this podcast, if anyone is listening, is that we need to know

686
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,840
that you exist.

687
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,240
So if nothing else, send send.

688
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,440
We'll call it a fucking email test.

689
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,920
Just let's see if it's working.

690
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,200
Just send us something.

691
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,200
Somebody send us something.

692
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,160
Why does this have said your podcast gave me cancer?

693
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,160
I want my money back.

694
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,160
Why does that three retweets?

695
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,160
Somebody did.

696
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,720
I don't know if it tells you.

697
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,200
I thought I told you who retweets it.

698
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,200
It's got three retweets.

699
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,200
Dude, that's awesome.

700
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:26,680
Dude, check if check if you can see who retweeted if it was like just a stranger.

701
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,640
I can't just as free.

702
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,800
Wait, so what if you click on Wes follows on Twitter?

703
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:38,520
Oh, yeah, Kanye West did follow us on Twitter at Kanye was retweeted by the Untitled podcast

704
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:39,520
and that doesn't say the other.

705
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,200
I'm sure this is definitely Kanye West.

706
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,540
Two retweets.

707
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:45,480
So just two randos retweeted you.

708
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,800
It's fucking weird.

709
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,280
So the other account that retweeted it might be private.

710
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,080
Dude, remember that video with the French girls?

711
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,040
Yeah, that was a weird video with the tits.

712
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,520
Ellie Maxlick, here we go.

713
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,120
What are we fucking talking about?

714
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,120
Oh, I'll show you.

715
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,120
Just give me a second.

716
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,120
Also, hold up.

717
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,120
I have something I got to say.

718
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,600
What do you have to say?

719
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,760
I have to say what the fuck is up with these goddamn furries?

720
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,600
I know we touched on them.

721
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,800
I know we touched on them.

722
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:12,800
Did you see?

723
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,840
I didn't know that these people existed.

724
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:21,880
They all have these fucking weird ass fucking like little fucking personality names on Facebook.

725
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,680
Like they have these alter egos and it's the weirdest fucking thing.

726
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,240
These are grown ass people.

727
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,240
I'll tell you what.

728
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,240
Of all genders.

729
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,920
I think furry should get the wall.

730
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,600
They have existed.

731
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:38,640
They have existed throughout history at all times.

732
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:42,720
And the reason that they never got out of control like they are today is because...

733
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,720
Are you serious?

734
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,400
How long does furries go back?

735
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,400
It goes back...

736
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,160
Well, I think that's why they invented the guillotine.

737
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,160
It's for furries.

738
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,160
A fucking man.

739
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,160
Good!

740
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,160
Good!

741
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,160
And it used to keep them in check.

742
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,600
And then other people that are thinking about doing it, it's just kind of a deterrent.

743
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,120
You know, they're like, well, I don't think I want to go down that road and figure it

744
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,120
out.

745
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,200
I want to dress up like an anime fox in the fucking 1600s.

746
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:12,000
Dude, it is attention seeking behavior.

747
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000
That's it.

748
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,980
It's like I'm not getting attention in any other aspect of my life.

749
00:31:16,980 --> 00:31:19,520
So I'm going to go do this thing to get attention.

750
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,520
That's what it is.

751
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,840
That I can hide behind a suit and we can all be fucking weird together.

752
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,840
That's it, man.

753
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,640
They're all hiding behind masks.

754
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:27,960
Do they all fuck?

755
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,800
I have to imagine they fuck.

756
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,280
There's a weird fucking fetish with them.

757
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:36,160
Because when I clicked on that one profile, it was like on a suggested friend.

758
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,840
I clicked on their profile and in their friends list was a furry.

759
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:46,120
I went to that furry and all of their friends were other fucking furries.

760
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,220
And it's like they all had furry profiles and it's just weird.

761
00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:50,480
And it was like, what the fuck?

762
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:55,880
Like there's this community be like, oh, I'm here with I visited Scarlet Fox today and

763
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,800
we had a romp in the field.

764
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,720
It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

765
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,280
What are we doing here?

766
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,640
Like how fucking detached from reality are you?

767
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,540
Do you think what you're doing is OK?

768
00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:09,040
You want to fucking go home and get treated like a goddamn care bear?

769
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,040
Like what's what's going on here?

770
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,040
How soft is that?

771
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:15,520
How do you not realize how fucking deranged that is?

772
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,520
Autism.

773
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,480
Like, yeah, but how fucking autistic?

774
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,480
And there's dude.

775
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,440
And it's like this.

776
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:24,440
This isn't even NPC.

777
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,480
We allowed it to happen, bro.

778
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,480
Yeah.

779
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,480
Fucking allowed it.

780
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,160
We need in that instance, we need to fucking bring bullying back.

781
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,160
That needs to be told.

782
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,080
They took the walls out of Yellowstone.

783
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,080
That's why we don't have that.

784
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,080
And then what happened?

785
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,160
What happened when they took the walls out of Yellowstone?

786
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,080
I don't know.

787
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:49,080
All the all the all the prey animals overran the place and got out of control.

788
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,480
You got to bring the wolves back.

789
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,000
We need some wolves.

790
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,120
That's why we don't have a direct democracy, because one in ten people are so fucking stupid.

791
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,120
Yes.

792
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,120
They can't think for themselves.

793
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,120
Yes.

794
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,360
And I think that I think it's actually gone up to one in eight people.

795
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:06,440
The founding fathers were like, yeah, let's not have that because like we need to have

796
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,080
some smart people in control.

797
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,080
Right.

798
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:15,440
It's now one one point five and ten people are so stupid that they can't do any task

799
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,440
without being counterproductive.

800
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,840
Think about that.

801
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:24,240
If they said, I look, I just I'm going to pay you 50 bucks to go over there and move

802
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,240
that pile of rocks over here to this ditch.

803
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,520
That's all you got to do.

804
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:36,160
One in ten people rocks ditch and do it repeatedly until the pile doesn't exist.

805
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:41,760
That one in ten people could not do that without fucking it up.

806
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,640
They're counterproductive.

807
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,720
Actually they counterproductive doesn't just mean that they couldn't do it.

808
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,400
They carry the rocks like in a different direction.

809
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,400
Right.

810
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,400
Throw them off a cliff.

811
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,600
They would start adding rocks to the pile.

812
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,600
They start eating them.

813
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:57,600
They start.

814
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,600
Yeah.

815
00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,600
They counterproductive, completely counterproductive.

816
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,600
It's fucking wild.

817
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,600
One in ten people.

818
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,600
One, two, three, four of us here.

819
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,720
Dude, I think actually I had a guy just like this at my old landscaping job.

820
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:13,640
He'd help my boss who has bad anger issues like real bad.

821
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,800
I have a ton of great stories about this guy.

822
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:20,160
But regardless, we have this one dude, he's a custodian for a local school district in

823
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:25,000
a city and he is just dumb as rocks.

824
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,160
Is it one of the cities that we work for?

825
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,160
Yes.

826
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,080
He was part of my fire department too.

827
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,360
Is this a deaf guy?

828
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,360
No.

829
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,360
No.

830
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,360
His public service job is a track.

831
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:42,400
I honestly think my boss did this as a form of catharsis because he'd only ever call him

832
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,400
in on a busy day.

833
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:47,160
The thing is because he knew if he yelled at me or another coworker, we'd quit.

834
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,440
So he brought this guy in as an outlet for his anger.

835
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:56,940
He put this guy in a skid steer this day and he's like, alright, so buddy, I need you to

836
00:34:56,940 --> 00:35:01,720
not take this anywhere near that hill in the backyard when we do it.

837
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:04,640
He laid it out plain and simple for him.

838
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:09,120
He told him, fucking stay out of the backyard, don't go on the hill, whatever.

839
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:17,120
So we start mowing the houses around the block.

840
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,960
Probably 45 minutes goes by and we're like, huh, he should have been wrapped up with what

841
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,120
he was doing back there.

842
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,080
Like, what have we heard from him?

843
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:30,200
We fucking go in this backyard and sure as shit, as we go in the backyard, he fucking

844
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:36,800
tips the thing over and the skid steer rolls like 30 times down the hill.

845
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,600
And my boss sees it happen.

846
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:44,120
He gets in the backyard right after I do and he's just like, you just see like the veins

847
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:48,960
on his fucking head blowing up and he's like, I'm gonna fucking kill him, Alex.

848
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,320
He's laughing to me.

849
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,560
He's laughing to me before he walks down the fucking hill to talk to me.

850
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,280
I'm gonna kill him.

851
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,480
Oh, I'm gonna kill him.

852
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,480
Fucking goes down.

853
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,640
He's like, Hey, are you all right?

854
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:01,640
Yeah.

855
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,960
Yeah, I think I'm okay.

856
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,000
He goes, you stupid motherfucker.

857
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:11,880
I told the only direction I gave you was to not go in the fucking backyard with the skid

858
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:12,880
steer.

859
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,880
Where do I find you?

860
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,840
I wouldn't trust you to operate a fucking toothpick.

861
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:22,120
And the dude, 45 year old man in the skid steer just burst out into tears.

862
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,320
Oh man, that's sad.

863
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,040
He's like, damn.

864
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,520
No, it's not.

865
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,520
That's not.

866
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,720
He's so fucking stupid.

867
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,600
You were given clear directions.

868
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,920
The only directions you were given, he had a simple task.

869
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:38,280
It was literally as simple as, Hey dude, unload the stuff that's on this trailer into this

870
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:42,180
little part in the backyard that is nowhere near the fucking hill.

871
00:36:42,180 --> 00:36:44,360
And it was laid out in front of all of us.

872
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,920
I think he wanted us to see that he said it.

873
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,600
So confident he was gonna fuck it up.

874
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,600
Thanks brother.

875
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,600
Holy shit.

876
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,600
Oh my God.

877
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,120
You don't feel bad for those people though.

878
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,000
They were told not to do that.

879
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,320
It's not like this guy is retarded or anything.

880
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,240
He's a functioning human being.

881
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,240
He might be.

882
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,960
No, no, he's not.

883
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,680
That's definitely counterproductive too.

884
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,800
That is very counterproductive.

885
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,880
Did the skid steer run after that?

886
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:11,880
No.

887
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:16,400
It was fucking upside down and like all fucking mangled and shit.

888
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:21,200
It's honestly a wonder he did not get like really fucking hurt.

889
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,720
This wasn't a small hill.

890
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:27,400
This was like a fucking embankment.

891
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,880
Tyler has taken the Lord's seat.

892
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,440
He's taken the Royal throne.

893
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,080
I feel like I'm Jamie in fucking Joe Rogan.

894
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,180
He's taking Casey's seat.

895
00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:37,180
You feel like Jamie?

896
00:37:37,180 --> 00:37:38,180
No.

897
00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:39,180
No, this is Jamie.

898
00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:40,440
He's got the whole fucking setup here.

899
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,000
Yeah, he kinda is Jamie actually.

900
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,760
He's kinda Joe Rogan and Jamie.

901
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,480
No, we're fucking better than them.

902
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,960
We don't compare them to us.

903
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,680
No, we're more like-

904
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,600
We're better and if you don't fucking like it listeners, fuck off.

905
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,520
No, because I'm the Alex Jones.

906
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,520
We all know that.

907
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,920
I'm already Alex Jones, baby.

908
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,760
So I got a plumbing job done today.

909
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,440
It's one of the weirdest fucking things I've ever fucking seen done.

910
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:09,560
He had to tear up my basement because like my fucking things were underneath it.

911
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,320
I might just picturing like a porno.

912
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,320
Yeah.

913
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:13,320
They had to jackhammer the cement?

914
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,320
They had to jackhammer the cement.

915
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,320
Yeah.

916
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,320
Oh, it's a slab?

917
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,320
Is that the idea?

918
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,320
Yeah.

919
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,440
I feel like I'm a fucking Johnny Sins plumber over here.

920
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,720
I feel like I'm a king right now.

921
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:25,720
Yeah, you might not wanna get too close to my microphone.

922
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,920
And just like that, Tyler has now contracted Casey's C-Diff.

923
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,920
That's not how germs work, Casey.

924
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,320
Don't you know terrain theory versus germ theory?

925
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,320
Damn.

926
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,440
Germ theory has never been proven.

927
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,560
Tyler now has Casey's C-Diff.

928
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,960
The basement is on contact precautions now.

929
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,880
What are you some sort of healthcare professional over here?

930
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:46,880
No, no.

931
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,600
That's just how germs work and stuff.

932
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:53,120
No, I'm a politician and I think we should wear masks down here.

933
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:56,120
So back to the filming thing.

934
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,200
Went downstairs and he's just like, yeah man, your plumbing's fucked.

935
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,720
Like what do you mean it's fucked?

936
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:03,400
He goes, like this was a couple weeks ago.

937
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,720
That's a really descriptive diagnosis.

938
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:05,720
Thank you.

939
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:09,280
And he just goes, yeah, whoever the fucking retards were that fucking owned the house

940
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,720
before you, dumped a shit ton of grease down here and they fucking destroyed this pipe.

941
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:18,200
So I had to fucking get the entire fucking pipe from my fucking kitchen to like the main

942
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,880
line redone.

943
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,080
So we had to fucking like jackhammer half of my fucking basement out.

944
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,720
I feel like he might've just told you that.

945
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:29,400
Because that's what, anybody can tell me that and I'd believe them.

946
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:33,400
He showed me the pipe and like he lifted up the pipe and he poked his finger into it and

947
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,200
it crumpled the pipes underneath it.

948
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,920
I'm like, oh, you're not lying.

949
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,320
He goes, no man.

950
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,320
Huh.

951
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,320
So.

952
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,320
They dumped grease?

953
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,760
Yeah, like cooking grease and shit.

954
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,280
Like instead of like disposing of it properly.

955
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,920
Oh, so what did it stay in the pipe?

956
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,280
It stayed in the pipe and it just destroyed the bottom of that pipe.

957
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,280
You're not supposed to do that?

958
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,280
No.

959
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,280
I do that all the time.

960
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,920
Yeah, your pipes are probably fucked.

961
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,920
Really?

962
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:54,920
Yeah.

963
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:55,920
Oh shit.

964
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,360
As long as you don't put a ton of it down there, it's not bad.

965
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:01,640
No, but like these people like cooked with like grease like every day it looked like

966
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,640
because he goes, dude, this pipe is coated in grease.

967
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:05,640
Oh my God.

968
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,520
It solidifies and it just sticks.

969
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:08,520
Yeah.

970
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,520
Wow.

971
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:10,520
So like I had to get that shit done.

972
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,520
Sorry to mix this with the water.

973
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,520
Is it a, it was a drain pipe?

974
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,920
It was like, it was from my kitchen.

975
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,480
It was a sewage and drain pipe because like.

976
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,760
It's old anyway, because it's cast iron probably.

977
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,160
Yeah, it was cast iron.

978
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,720
So he goes, yeah, man.

979
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:25,480
And at first I didn't know if the housing insurance would cover it because we just switched

980
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,840
providers like a couple of months ago.

981
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:28,840
So we're like, fuck.

982
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,960
And he just goes, dude, it'll be like fucking like 15 to 20 to get that shit taken care

983
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,960
of.

984
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:34,960
And I'm like.

985
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,640
So I got to get on the plumbing fucking game.

986
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,520
I could jackhammer a pipe out and put a new one in.

987
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,520
Yeah.

988
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,960
And I could do that for like $400 of parts.

989
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:43,960
Yeah.

990
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:44,960
But he's just like, yeah, man.

991
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:45,960
And I'm like.

992
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:46,960
20 grand.

993
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:47,960
And I talked to my insurance company.

994
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,320
We had to do like all that shit.

995
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,160
And they're like, no, we'll cover it.

996
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,000
And I'm like, fucking thank God.

997
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,200
I don't have that money right now.

998
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,200
So like the insure.

999
00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:02,160
Like I had to pay like 500 bucks like type shit, but like still like paying $500 or 20

1000
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,160
grand.

1001
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,160
Yeah.

1002
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,160
20,000 bucks for that job.

1003
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,160
God damn.

1004
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,160
I'd do it for fucking.

1005
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,880
I'll do it for five grand, dude.

1006
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:09,880
Yeah.

1007
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:10,880
Like I'm like, fuck this shit.

1008
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,880
And like he's doing that.

1009
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,640
And he starts talking to me about guns while he's doing this like whole thing.

1010
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,640
He's like, yeah, man.

1011
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,920
I like doing a black powder hunting.

1012
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,640
I like to shoot squirrels and shit with it.

1013
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:21,640
And he goes.

1014
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:22,640
Like a fucking musket?

1015
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:23,640
Yes.

1016
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:24,640
And then he showed me a fucking picture.

1017
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:25,640
Yeah.

1018
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:26,640
He put my blunder bus in my bag.

1019
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,920
Dude, he showed me a picture of like one of the squirrels that he hit.

1020
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,480
And it's just fucking half of it's gone.

1021
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,480
Yeah.

1022
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,480
Like the top half's gone.

1023
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,680
He just goes, yeah, we got that one pretty good.

1024
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:34,680
And it's like.

1025
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:35,680
What do you want?

1026
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:36,680
Well, yeah.

1027
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,160
He fucking shot a musket ball at it.

1028
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,440
I think it's going to destroy anything it hits.

1029
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,080
But like he kept on talking to me about guns.

1030
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,600
And he's just like, yeah, man.

1031
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:44,600
My dream gun.

1032
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:45,960
And like he told me his dream gun.

1033
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,440
And I have his exact dream gun.

1034
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:52,760
So I'm like, maybe I could sell this to him and I don't have to pay for anything.

1035
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,760
Yeah.

1036
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,760
Man.

1037
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:59,000
He's thinking about what gun he's going to buy next after he gets your fucking money.

1038
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Yeah.

1039
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000
That's what he's like.

1040
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
I mean, he's a, he seemed like a cool guy.

1041
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,600
And like we got quotes from other like fucking plumbers and stuff.

1042
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,600
He was the cheapest.

1043
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:07,600
I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

1044
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,600
Wow.

1045
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:09,600
But like he has good reviews and shit.

1046
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:14,040
And like, you know, I have a pretty good feel of people and he was, he was solid.

1047
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,040
But I'm like, holy shit.

1048
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,040
That's a lot of money.

1049
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,040
Maybe I should go for fucking plumbing.

1050
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,160
Dude, plumbing, you make a shit ton of money, but you're always on call.

1051
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,160
That's the only thing.

1052
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,160
Like you're on call.

1053
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,160
Like you're not.

1054
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,160
I'm not on call.

1055
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,160
I know I took a point.

1056
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,160
I'm not on call 24 seven.

1057
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,600
Like when I'm at home, I don't give a shit.

1058
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:32,760
Somebody dies in front of me.

1059
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,240
Unless like it's something that I can do.

1060
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:36,040
I'm like, wow, that sucks, buddy.

1061
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,040
Yeah.

1062
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,040
And it does.

1063
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:41,880
It does kind of suck because like you're always like, even if you're not the boss, your boss

1064
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,440
can call you at like any time.

1065
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,160
Like, hey, we need this job done.

1066
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,360
Oh, fuck that.

1067
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,360
I mean, they do.

1068
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,680
They do make so much fucking money.

1069
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:49,680
Yeah.

1070
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,360
Like I think a welder makes more money.

1071
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,360
Do they?

1072
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,840
Yeah, I think it's comparable.

1073
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:54,840
It's like comparable.

1074
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:55,840
Yeah, man.

1075
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,140
But well, things actually fucking fun.

1076
00:42:57,140 --> 00:43:00,120
I would do welding over plumbing because I don't want to be covered in shit all the

1077
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,120
time.

1078
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,120
I'll fucking use a welder.

1079
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:05,560
I just, I worked in that warehouse back when I was like 22, 23 and all the guys that worked

1080
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,880
in that warehouse all had welding certificates.

1081
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:08,880
Damn.

1082
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,280
And they all worked in the warehouse.

1083
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,280
Why?

1084
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,040
I don't know.

1085
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,920
They had to have made more money welding.

1086
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,600
Yeah, but apparently there weren't any jobs.

1087
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,600
I mean, our buddy from our old employer does that.

1088
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,600
Yeah.

1089
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,600
Who?

1090
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,600
Wait, you can't tell me.

1091
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,600
Yeah.

1092
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:27,600
But he does-

1093
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,600
Pretty Josh.

1094
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,600
Yeah.

1095
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,600
He does welding?

1096
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:31,600
Yeah, he does welding.

1097
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:32,600
Yeah, he got out of EMS and started welding.

1098
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:33,600
Smart.

1099
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,880
He's a miserable sack of shit.

1100
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:40,800
I saw him go from a really nice guy to working at Mohawk for three years and he just fucking

1101
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:41,800
was done.

1102
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:42,800
He was done.

1103
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:43,800
Do I know him?

1104
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:44,800
He's like, I need to-

1105
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,120
Yeah, he actually worked at Altamont for a while.

1106
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,120
Really?

1107
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,120
Yeah.

1108
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,120
He's Canadian.

1109
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,120
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1110
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,320
He said he was going to do that.

1111
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,320
Yeah.

1112
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1113
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,320
Yeah.

1114
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,200
But underwater welding is where the real money's at though.

1115
00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,200
Yeah.

1116
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,960
But dude, remember that fucking story I told you?

1117
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,320
Yeah, I don't want to think about that.

1118
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,600
Getting sucked in like a fucking flushing toilet.

1119
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,600
Yeah, that'd be rough.

1120
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:06,600
And then banging on the pipes.

1121
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:07,600
No!

1122
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:08,600
Let us out!

1123
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,600
We're alive down here!

1124
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:15,200
No, we're not sending anybody.

1125
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:21,200
Because friend of the podcast, Tyler, not me Tyler, other Tyler, Peckus, Peckus erectus,

1126
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,920
he was trying to do underwater welding and then he just became a car salesman.

1127
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:25,920
Yeah.

1128
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,900
Yeah, I think he realized how dangerous it was.

1129
00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:33,440
One of the scariest videos I've ever seen is this guy who he's doing some welding project

1130
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:37,240
and there's some problem with his O2 supply.

1131
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:44,560
And the way that this guy's rig worked was that his air supply was also his line back

1132
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:45,560
to where he came from.

1133
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,560
Oh yeah, sure.

1134
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:50,760
So you could very easily get disoriented down there without that line because you can't

1135
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,120
pull yourself back in.

1136
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,680
Like it's pitch fucking black.

1137
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,720
You're practically at the bottom of the ocean.

1138
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,840
So actually it is on the bottom of the ocean.

1139
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:58,840
Jesus.

1140
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:03,360
It's not like fucking middle of the ocean though, but it's fucking deep as shit.

1141
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:04,360
You can't see anything.

1142
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,600
No lights getting down.

1143
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,280
So when that line gets cut, you're fucked.

1144
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,960
You don't know where to go.

1145
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,160
And your comms cut out.

1146
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,180
All your, like everything you have in there.

1147
00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:18,300
Like your connection to the above world essentially ceases.

1148
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:24,760
So somehow in like some freak accident, like when one of the other divers was coming up,

1149
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:29,520
like the dude's fucking O2 line snapped and like, like I said, again, that's his radio.

1150
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,920
That's the power to his helmet light.

1151
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,780
That's fucking his breathing.

1152
00:45:33,780 --> 00:45:39,440
So essentially he's just lights out, but he had a camera that was on him, which was just

1153
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,000
fueled by the suit itself.

1154
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:46,360
So the dude has footage of it on him and he was down there for like 45 minutes, not breathing

1155
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:50,000
air and thankfully he made like a full recovery.

1156
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,040
And like, you see it from like his chest camera cause he gets disoriented.

1157
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,200
He doesn't know where he's at.

1158
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,160
He walks over to another platform.

1159
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,820
Cause there's like these two platforms.

1160
00:45:58,820 --> 00:46:01,680
They were working on like this small like sub platform.

1161
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,520
I don't even know what they were doing down there.

1162
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:09,720
Like it's just some sort of mechanical work, but he went back to the main structure, even

1163
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:13,440
though he was like fucking delirious and not even able to like breathe air.

1164
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,440
He's pretty much just nice.

1165
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:15,440
Yeah.

1166
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,440
He's yeah.

1167
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,760
He's just breathing his own exhalations back in again and he fucking makes it over to the

1168
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,520
other platform and climbs up it.

1169
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:26,400
Cause he knew that the crew above him would come down looking for him, but they'd have

1170
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,680
no idea where to look for him.

1171
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:29,680
Yeah.

1172
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:30,680
So he's like, fuck.

1173
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:34,160
You figured they would have like a fucking like thing that they could like an emergency

1174
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,480
light, like that could like be blinking or some shit.

1175
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:40,880
They do now reactive because of this, but it's crazy though.

1176
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,560
Cause you see, like you see the whole crew like give up hope pretty much.

1177
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,520
And then they're like, holy shit, he climbed on top of the platform.

1178
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,080
Like that's gotta be where he's at.

1179
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,520
They go over and you see through his camera, just like a light from one of their helmets

1180
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:53,520
coming up on him.

1181
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,320
Dude, that has to be one of the best fucking like feelings ever though.

1182
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,280
If you're fucking down there and here's like, Jesus.

1183
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,280
Yeah.

1184
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:05,160
Cause they, they get them back like in like the diving bell thing.

1185
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:09,760
Like it's, it's more than just like a little like pool to jump in.

1186
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,280
It's like an actual structure that is like a room.

1187
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:16,280
And so they yank them up and they start like fucking the video doesn't show the compressions,

1188
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:21,480
but they do compressions on the guy and then he just fucking, they get Ross like it down

1189
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:22,480
there.

1190
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,480
And he just like, holy fuck.

1191
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,160
Like what happened?

1192
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:29,640
It's like, dude, the habitat I was talking about that they put over the pipe.

1193
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,640
Yeah.

1194
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:31,640
Right.

1195
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:32,640
Yeah.

1196
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,640
It might've been that it's whatever they are.

1197
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,640
They're working on it.

1198
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,640
There's a way to get out on the bottom.

1199
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,640
Yeah.

1200
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:37,640
Yeah.

1201
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:38,640
Yeah.

1202
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,640
Yeah.

1203
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:40,640
And it's into the water.

1204
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:41,640
Yeah.

1205
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:42,640
It's just, it's so creepy though.

1206
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,800
Cause you hear this dude just like, cause it has like some of the mic from them and his

1207
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,320
voice is all high because of the nitrogen that they need to pump in.

1208
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,000
Cause of the pressure, but you just hear him like, Oh fuck.

1209
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Oh fuck.

1210
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,720
Like where the fuck am I?

1211
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:58,500
And then you just hear like, and you like hear him like try to control his breathing.

1212
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:03,000
And then he just slowly just like, it's really fucking slow.

1213
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Oh damn.

1214
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
And then the rest of the time they show his camera footage.

1215
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:10,480
I don't know if it was either him not making any noise or if they just muted it, but you

1216
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:11,480
don't fucking hear anything.

1217
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,960
And it's like, do you think this dude was down there?

1218
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,720
Did you get decompression sickness from that?

1219
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:18,960
No, he probably put them in the fucking, they probably put them in the hyperbolic chamber.

1220
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:23,720
No, cause that, that chamber that they're in is the same pressure down there.

1221
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,320
Like it's a long-term operation.

1222
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,320
Yeah.

1223
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,320
Right, right.

1224
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,320
So that's the thing I was talking about.

1225
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,720
They put one of those over the pipe and it was pressurized.

1226
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:36,820
So the pipe was plugged, but then the plug failed on the pipe and all that pressure inside

1227
00:48:36,820 --> 00:48:38,920
the habitat got sucked right in.

1228
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:39,920
Yeah.

1229
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:40,920
Created a vacuum.

1230
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:41,920
Yeah.

1231
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:42,920
And suck them in.

1232
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,360
And then they talked about this scientist that was underwater for the last like three

1233
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:47,360
months.

1234
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,360
No.

1235
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:52,200
Like they did, like he was trying to do a study to see like if being underwater, like

1236
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,480
it is a anti-aging and stuff.

1237
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,440
Like he, like it was like for medical research.

1238
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,760
I can tell you it's not.

1239
00:48:58,760 --> 00:48:59,760
It actually was.

1240
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:03,960
They, they, they went back and they tested like his, like, his like DNA and like his

1241
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,160
cells and stuff.

1242
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,680
They said it was actively younger than it was.

1243
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:12,240
Well, the only way that I think it would doubt that would make any sense is like, cause you're

1244
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:14,360
shielded from radiation.

1245
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,320
There's constant background radiation from the sun, from the earth.

1246
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:21,720
I was going to say the human body can only regenerate certain types of like he wasn't

1247
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:26,200
like, he wasn't like, he wasn't like underwater, like, like just swimming underwater.

1248
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,600
Like he had like a habitat underwater.

1249
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:28,600
Yeah.

1250
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,480
Like it was like a submarine, but not quite a submarine type thing.

1251
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:32,480
Yeah.

1252
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,960
Essentially just in a big floating pressure chamber.

1253
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:34,960
Yeah.

1254
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:36,480
David Blaine did that like in the middle of New York city.

1255
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:37,480
I love David Blaine.

1256
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,480
Yeah.

1257
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,480
He's the man.

1258
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:40,480
The way he talks.

1259
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,840
He's so like, he's so out of it.

1260
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,960
When I was like 10 years old and I watched David Blaine, I said, that's what I want to

1261
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:48,960
do when I grow up.

1262
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,320
I want to be a closeup street magician.

1263
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,000
What was the other dude?

1264
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Chris Angel.

1265
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,960
Fucking Chris Angel, bro.

1266
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:56,960
That dude was a tool.

1267
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:57,960
I fucking hate Chris Angel.

1268
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:02,080
Chris Angel would like show up with like fucking cards and be like, check it out.

1269
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:03,520
Is this your fucking card?

1270
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,520
And then the person's like, what?

1271
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:05,880
He just flicks the card at him.

1272
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:06,880
He's like magic.

1273
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,720
He's like the precursor to like the cringey YouTube prank channels.

1274
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:15,880
He was just a douche bag that would just approach somebody and be like, you're part of my card

1275
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:16,880
trick now.

1276
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:17,880
Do this.

1277
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:23,600
I saw David Blaine a couple of years ago here and he held his breath underwater for 17 minutes.

1278
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:24,600
Here?

1279
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:25,600
Yeah.

1280
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:26,600
Proctor.

1281
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,600
You can train yourself to do that.

1282
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,880
I saw him walking down the street before the show.

1283
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:30,880
Really?

1284
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:31,880
Oh shit.

1285
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:32,880
Did he levitate?

1286
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:33,880
Yeah.

1287
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:34,880
No, he was floating.

1288
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,880
No.

1289
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,720
I always have dreams that he doesn't walk.

1290
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:40,040
He just floats down the street.

1291
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:41,040
No, dude.

1292
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,240
The way that you do that is actually really fucking stupid.

1293
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:45,040
Like I can show you how we fucking did it.

1294
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:46,040
Show me how he did it.

1295
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,680
So I feel like I'm not going to.

1296
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,040
You just raise your leg.

1297
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:55,040
You line your feet up like this and you put your one foot like this on the ground and

1298
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,040
then you go like this.

1299
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,040
Oh, that's it.

1300
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,040
That's it.

1301
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,040
That's all he did.

1302
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,040
Yeah.

1303
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,040
Cause like, oh stop.

1304
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,040
Like you go like this.

1305
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:03,040
How come?

1306
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,200
He does it like he has shoes that don't show creases on it.

1307
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,880
So like if you go like this and you're just looking at it from like another thing, he's

1308
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,280
literally just going like that.

1309
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:13,560
Like, like if you look at it from certain angles, cause he's really good with like the

1310
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,760
angles, but if you look at it from a certain angle, it looks like I'm levitating.

1311
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,880
Maybe, maybe he just lifts the front of his shoe.

1312
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:20,880
He leans on his heel.

1313
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,560
Like does like one of these.

1314
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:23,560
And then lifts the other foot.

1315
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:24,560
Yeah.

1316
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:25,560
And he's just like, he goes like.

1317
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:26,560
I don't know.

1318
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,560
It doesn't look anything like he's levitating.

1319
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,560
No, but like the angles that he does it at.

1320
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:33,680
I feel like I, there's something else going on.

1321
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,480
We learn how to levitate.

1322
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:39,920
I saw this Chris Angel thing that fucked me up as a kid where he like saws this woman.

1323
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:46,640
You try to like pulls this woman's hands and legs at the same time and it splits in half.

1324
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,960
And then the woman starts crawling around on the ground.

1325
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,000
Like where's my legs?

1326
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,920
The legs are like just hanging there.

1327
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:53,920
That's awesome.

1328
00:51:53,920 --> 00:52:00,480
But it was apparently just an acrobat and a midget or someone with no legs.

1329
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:01,480
Oh and genius.

1330
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:02,480
Yeah.

1331
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,440
See that's crazy.

1332
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:08,560
You can like really fuck with people because the brain is like expecting like a certain

1333
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,560
thing.

1334
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:10,560
Yeah.

1335
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:11,560
And it wouldn't calculate that to be a possibility.

1336
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:12,560
Yeah.

1337
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,560
It's like midget in a fucking box.

1338
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:17,360
It's all smoke and mirrors.

1339
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:21,520
It's like, so if you had like enough time to like devise something like.

1340
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:22,800
Out of there, yeah.

1341
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,440
You can do anything to like fuck with people.

1342
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:29,320
I mean it's like even like, even like, I don't know, like a fight or something.

1343
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,880
If you just do something that's completely like.

1344
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,840
So I got a story to tell about that specifically.

1345
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:40,360
I got into an altercation with somebody and I realized that I was going to lose if I fucking

1346
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:41,360
fought this guy.

1347
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,360
That's happened to me a lot.

1348
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:46,560
So I was, I was yelling at this guy and I go, you want to fucking do this bro?

1349
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,640
He's like, yeah, you really want to fucking do this?

1350
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:52,320
I pull my fucking pants down and have my dick hanging out and I go, let's fucking go bro.

1351
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,320
Let's go.

1352
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:54,320
He's like, no man, fuck that.

1353
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,280
And I started chasing him down the street with my fucking pants.

1354
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,440
Tyler, I'm sorry.

1355
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,440
I don't believe this story at all.

1356
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:00,440
Dude, that was real.

1357
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:01,440
I swear.

1358
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:02,440
I swear.

1359
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,440
This did not happen.

1360
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,040
I swear that that's real.

1361
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,400
I definitely did that.

1362
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:07,520
That is fucking real.

1363
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:08,720
I swear.

1364
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:09,720
I swear.

1365
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:10,720
No fucking universe.

1366
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:12,480
Dude, that actually fucking happened.

1367
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,040
You want me to whip my dick out right now?

1368
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,040
I'll show you.

1369
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,040
I don't want to see that.

1370
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,040
That's how you're going to prove anything.

1371
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,040
You want me to commit penalty decency?

1372
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,040
I'll do it right fucking now, bitch.

1373
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:25,400
I'll whip my cock out right now.

1374
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:26,400
What is that going to prove?

1375
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:30,400
Proves that I'm not, I'm not unwilling to show my cock to people.

1376
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,600
All right, okay, I'll give you that.

1377
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,960
It will, it definitely will prove that.

1378
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:35,960
Yeah, I mean.

1379
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,960
Oh fuck, you want to go to Nudist Colony?

1380
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,960
Oh my god, bro.

1381
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,480
No, I don't.

1382
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:47,760
Dude, like, just think, like, with all the technology we have though, like, there's so

1383
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,400
many fucking crazy things that you can do.

1384
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:51,400
Like before, like, when I was-

1385
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,480
Like reverse your vagina into a penis?

1386
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,960
Right, yeah, that's like a crazy, woo, expensive magic trick.

1387
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:04,280
It's like a $150,000 magic trick.

1388
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,760
It's like you want to see a penis turn into a vagina?

1389
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:12,320
I don't know why I opened my Facebook and this is what fucking came up.

1390
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,320
Oh Jesus Christ.

1391
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,320
What does it say?

1392
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,480
It's Sandy Cheeks in anime.

1393
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:24,320
Wait a minute, this ain't karate, this is anal sex.

1394
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:25,680
That's kind of cool.

1395
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:31,080
But, um, yeah, it's like, okay, so say-

1396
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:32,080
What the fuck.

1397
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:36,680
Say like a cop goes to- like when I used to prank people back in the day, right, I wanted

1398
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,880
to make a UFO, I had to use like balloons and shit.

1399
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:42,040
It's like, dude, now we have drone swarms.

1400
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,040
You can like literally like-

1401
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:46,840
You have drone- I was watching a video of a Ukrainian getting attacked by a Russian

1402
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:47,840
drone.

1403
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:48,840
It's fucking scary.

1404
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,080
Dude, yeah, they like drop grenades.

1405
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:57,640
Oh, you see the one where there's a fucking drone that comes right up to a Russian soldier

1406
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:01,880
and the Russian soldier's like negotiating with the drone saying like, I'm away from

1407
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:02,880
my guys.

1408
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:06,440
Like he's using some fucking hand language, I don't fucking know.

1409
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:13,020
It didn't look like fucking American sign language, but he signals to the drone that

1410
00:55:13,020 --> 00:55:14,960
he wants to surrender.

1411
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:19,620
Like he does not want to be part of like the war whatsoever, but if he knows if he goes

1412
00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:22,120
back he's going to get shot with the Russians.

1413
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:27,240
So the drone fucking leads him to a safe spot where he then just surrenders to the Ukrainians.

1414
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:31,400
It was pretty fucking wild because you just see him and he's looking up and he's like,

1415
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:36,800
this thing's probably going to fucking shoot me, but like I'm not fighting.

1416
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:37,800
Maybe he waved a flag?

1417
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,800
Where do I go?

1418
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:39,800
Did he wave like a surrender flag?

1419
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,200
No, but you can see he's in like this ditch which almost looks like it's like in the

1420
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:47,720
middle of like a no man's land almost if you think of like World War I trench warfare and

1421
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:50,360
he's just like, I don't want to go back.

1422
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:51,520
Like I don't want to fight.

1423
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,160
I will surrender.

1424
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,280
Just get me out of this safely is essentially what he signals to it.

1425
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,400
Let's talk about that.

1426
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,720
Would you surrender if you knew it meant you were going to live?

1427
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:02,720
Yes.

1428
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:06,760
I mean, I don't think yes, because then you just die if you don't.

1429
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,600
It completely depends on the circumstance.

1430
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:13,120
If it's a war over some fucking oil or some shit, fuck that.

1431
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:14,120
I'm not going to just get murdered.

1432
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,040
You're going to go down as a pussy.

1433
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,040
I don't give a fuck.

1434
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:20,000
I'm not the pussy pussy.

1435
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,600
This isn't the but what's going on through this soldier's head?

1436
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:24,600
Probably.

1437
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,400
Like it's not like don't get me wrong.

1438
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:31,000
There are people that support the war in Russia, but there's also a huge backlash of it amongst

1439
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,400
the people that are in the military.

1440
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:33,800
Like this is probably a war.

1441
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,960
This guy didn't want to be fighting to begin with.

1442
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:36,960
Damn.

1443
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:37,960
Like it's like he doesn't give a fuck.

1444
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:41,360
Like if it's like why the fuck would I have an allegiance to a country that just fucking

1445
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,880
invaded this one and forced me to fight it?

1446
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:48,600
I know people in this country, part of my family's in this country in a lot of instances.

1447
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,560
Like it's not like a tough sell.

1448
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:51,560
Yeah.

1449
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:55,080
So yeah, it's like we all have like friends and shit that live in Canada or at least I

1450
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,800
feel like everyone at least I have no friends in Canada.

1451
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:01,960
Let's just for the record, I have no friends in Canada.

1452
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:07,000
Like the other the other side of my family tree going associated with those.

1453
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,960
No, they're fucking attacking you.

1454
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:09,960
My my.

1455
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,460
Shut the fuck up.

1456
00:57:11,460 --> 00:57:15,080
My fucking great grandfather, no great grandmother's side.

1457
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,680
No, great grandfather.

1458
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:22,080
Yeah, he his whole family split over to Canada.

1459
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:24,960
Not too long after that generation went out.

1460
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:28,320
So like the other half of my family, when I go to family reunions, it's a bunch of fucking

1461
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,320
Canadians.

1462
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:30,320
I'm sorry.

1463
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:31,320
I'm sorry.

1464
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,320
They're not French Canadians.

1465
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:33,320
They're the cool ones.

1466
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:34,320
It's all right.

1467
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,400
They're like the letter Kenny Canadians.

1468
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:37,400
Yeah.

1469
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:38,400
Yeah.

1470
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,400
So basically like Americans.

1471
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:43,520
Ali Mac, do you want a chance to redeem yourself?

1472
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:47,960
No, no, I don't want to play the fucking game.

1473
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:48,960
Fuck you.

1474
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:49,960
I don't.

1475
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:50,960
I don't.

1476
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,120
I don't want to fucking play who wants to be a millionaire.

1477
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,120
Wait, we'll get back to that.

1478
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,120
I wasn't done.

1479
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,920
I was going to say we got we got a good fucking flow going on.

1480
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:58,920
I wasn't done.

1481
00:57:58,920 --> 00:57:59,920
We were talking about Russia.

1482
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:03,760
I heard a statistic today from Robert Kennedy Jr.

1483
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:08,280
He said he's talking about one of his it was either his uncle's or his dad's speeches.

1484
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,360
So either JFK or Bobby Kennedy.

1485
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,240
Yeah, probably JFK.

1486
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:18,720
And he was talking about how he admired about I think it was JFK, how he was compassionate

1487
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,200
towards like other nations.

1488
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,640
He tried to put himself in their shoes.

1489
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,180
Oh, Bobby Kennedy was evil.

1490
00:58:24,180 --> 00:58:25,720
So it's definitely fucking JFK.

1491
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:31,460
So they're trying to talk about or they're talking about a speech he gave where he explained

1492
00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:33,920
to the American people that the Russians weren't bad.

1493
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:34,920
Right.

1494
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,240
Because they're trying to develop nukes.

1495
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:40,160
So there's this like all this crazy like scare going around that the Russians were going

1496
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:41,160
to get nukes.

1497
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:42,800
He's like they have a right to defend themselves.

1498
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:46,640
And then he said like, don't think that America won World War Two.

1499
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:50,040
The Russians gave up one in seven people in World War Two.

1500
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:54,240
Yeah, but they also had the shittiest tactics of all times, aka just fucking throwing bodies

1501
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,240
at it.

1502
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:56,240
That's what they've always done.

1503
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:58,720
For America actually has fucking tactics.

1504
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,720
Russia's just like send the meatball brother.

1505
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:01,720
Right.

1506
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:02,720
I mean, but they're Vikings, dude.

1507
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,280
Like, that's what the fuck it's like.

1508
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,280
They are not Vikings.

1509
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,280
They are Vikings.

1510
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:08,300
Russia is not Vikings.

1511
00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:09,300
Russia is not.

1512
00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:10,300
Bro.

1513
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:11,300
No fucking way.

1514
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:13,580
Bro, Russia literally means the Rus Viking tribe.

1515
00:59:13,580 --> 00:59:14,580
That's where Russia comes from.

1516
00:59:14,580 --> 00:59:15,580
They're not Vikings.

1517
00:59:15,580 --> 00:59:17,260
They're fucking snow people.

1518
00:59:17,260 --> 00:59:18,860
They They are Vikings.

1519
00:59:18,860 --> 00:59:19,900
They're one of the Viking tribes.

1520
00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:21,700
The Norse is fucking Vikings.

1521
00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:23,840
The fucking Russians are fucking snow people.

1522
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,140
Bro, they're Vikings.

1523
00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:26,140
Look at them.

1524
00:59:26,140 --> 00:59:27,180
They're snow people.

1525
00:59:27,180 --> 00:59:28,180
I can't.

1526
00:59:28,180 --> 00:59:29,820
Like I can't explain it any better.

1527
00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:32,500
They came from the Rus Viking tribe.

1528
00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:33,500
They're snow people.

1529
00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:34,940
That's why they call them Ruskies.

1530
00:59:34,940 --> 00:59:41,320
So anyway, the Vikings would literally they're just barbarians

1531
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:44,720
They would just go in and fucking even when they knew they were outnumbered

1532
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:49,920
I know we talked about this but they would just fight to the fucking death. That's what they do. They just yeah

1533
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:55,720
They're hand-fisted about it. They're not elegant. They don't you know, they're not tactical. They just fucking

1534
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:00,160
There's meatheads, yeah

1535
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:03,560
Have you ever heard of the siege of Jadetsville? No

1536
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:08,080
So fuck I all have to I'll have to fact-check myself on this

1537
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:14,160
But essentially what it was is the UN dropped a bunch of Irish military

1538
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:18,400
Soldiers off in the middle of this one country. I can tell how this ends

1539
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:28,400
You'd be pretty surprised though because everybody's like you're sending you're like why the fuck are you sending the Irish?

1540
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,880
They haven't been involved in an armed conflict. Are they allowed to have alcohol?

1541
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:36,840
I well I well actually that changes things they actually they're the only

1542
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,800
People genetically that act they actually get smarter when they

1543
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,800
Believe me

1544
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,120
No, it's true to a certain extent

1545
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:50,840
I'm Irish and I'm fucking stupid when I'm drunk. That's because you don't drink enough

1546
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:59,500
I'm more German than Irish though. Yeah, so it so the results of what happened here essentially was well

1547
01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:05,960
The reason they selected the Irish was because they were dropping them into this sensitive area of fucking Katanga in

1548
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:08,560
1961

1549
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:14,080
There was some conflict about like the mines and how like there was I can't fucking remember like

1550
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:19,280
This militia took the mines over and it like controlled a whole bunch of the economy

1551
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,800
There's something it was some fucking conflict. I can't remember what it was about

1552
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:26,080
But the reason they brought the Irish there was because they've only ever defended their own country

1553
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:32,640
They haven't attacked another so they're like they're the ideal peacekeeper and it's like that's kind of fucking bullshit because like

1554
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:40,840
They just haven't had the resources to attack another and it was this was more or less just a scare tactic of the UN saying

1555
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:45,240
We're gonna fucking put people there like we're taking action on this the peacekeepers are going in

1556
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:49,440
So what this militia did the Irish were actually also Vikings?

1557
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:55,120
Carry on the the militia is like alright bet we're fucking Chinese

1558
01:01:55,640 --> 01:02:02,040
Chinese were also Vikings were not all the English were also Vikings. Hey, some of the English were okay. So anyways

1559
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:09,360
Get through this quick. I promise I'll be done. So the the fucking militia here just decides. All right

1560
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:13,200
We're gonna fucking attack you guys and the Irish weren't expecting that whatsoever

1561
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:17,200
So when this came over that's like really where Ireland's only fucking

1562
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:21,960
Only fucking casualties came from and I don't believe anybody died. I'm pretty sure they

1563
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:27,760
Okay, so they had they had five Irish. Yeah, none of them died. They killed

1564
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:31,080
300 and wounded a thousand of the militia

1565
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:38,440
Holding this fucking spot that was just like a couple worn down buildings in the middle of this completely flat landscape

1566
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:45,200
Like there was wait, wait, wait, I've heard this story before. Yeah, it's like a movie. It was called

1567
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,100
Well, they were fucking attacking to

1568
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:03,180
So there the Irish company was

1569
01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:09,860
155 and then in support there was like another 500 Irish and

1570
01:03:10,380 --> 01:03:17,140
Indian and Swedish soldiers that were at like a nearby base and how many and they didn't come until late in the siege

1571
01:03:17,140 --> 01:03:21,940
They wounded so okay. So sorry, let's let me give the total strength here

1572
01:03:21,940 --> 01:03:27,540
it was three approximately three thousand of the Katanga mercenaries and irregulars led by

1573
01:03:27,540 --> 01:03:34,820
Belgian French and Rhodesian mercenaries and they actually had a close air support jet and this is in fucking

1574
01:03:35,340 --> 01:03:38,060
1961 that's to show you how powerful these fucking mercs are

1575
01:03:38,580 --> 01:03:44,180
So they attack and the these approximately three thousand with a fucking jet attacked

1576
01:03:45,140 --> 01:03:52,340
155 Irish and then 500 support soldiers that came later the ending of this war well battle was

1577
01:03:52,780 --> 01:03:55,820
300 of the militia died and a thousand were wounded and

1578
01:03:55,820 --> 01:04:03,700
The casualties and losses on the Irish side was three Indians three of the Indian support troopers were killed five Irish were wounded

1579
01:04:04,660 --> 01:04:05,740
and

1580
01:04:05,740 --> 01:04:08,460
the way that this little story here ends is a

1581
01:04:09,380 --> 01:04:11,580
The Irish ran out of ammo

1582
01:04:12,700 --> 01:04:17,980
They used all of their ammunition and at that point they surrendered because they're like

1583
01:04:18,620 --> 01:04:19,860
All right

1584
01:04:19,860 --> 01:04:24,140
Well, we're gonna die like we might as fucking well. So the mercenaries just came out

1585
01:04:24,140 --> 01:04:29,660
They had a fucking gentleman's handshake battle was over and then they got to they killed that many people

1586
01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:35,260
Yeah, and they got uh, they got detained in Katanga for like I want to say

1587
01:04:35,300 --> 01:04:41,940
It was it was a handful of years and they finally got them back into Ireland and they were seen as like fucking pussies

1588
01:04:42,060 --> 01:04:45,720
Because the story was never really told of like how many people they killed and fought off

1589
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:50,940
Everybody just saw them as they surrendered to this fucking militia how fucking pussy of them

1590
01:04:50,940 --> 01:04:54,680
And then after every single one of them died

1591
01:04:55,580 --> 01:05:00,300
Like this real story of like what actually fucking happened there came out

1592
01:05:00,540 --> 01:05:05,900
But like they were looked at as just these fucking massive pussies for the whole time and it's like they fucking killed

1593
01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:13,540
Like 30 to one there they ran out of ammunition that the the UN was not offering support because the whole oh no

1594
01:05:13,540 --> 01:05:16,380
I remember how this started to the fucking UN

1595
01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:22,220
Then sanctioned like this check at a school to see if there was a presence of militia there and it went wrong

1596
01:05:22,660 --> 01:05:28,740
So they fucking bombed this building the UN did and it killed a bunch of innocent people inside of the building

1597
01:05:28,740 --> 01:05:31,420
So then the militia is like, alright, fuck the UN we're killing them

1598
01:05:31,420 --> 01:05:32,060
Damn

1599
01:05:32,060 --> 01:05:38,960
And that's what started it so but like this troop was not part of that or the corrupt fucking UN politician that was running it

1600
01:05:39,140 --> 01:05:44,520
But it was a it's a deep story. You should look into it. It's pretty fucking Irish

1601
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:47,200
I or a but like would you call them?

1602
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,200
Get what back to the who?

1603
01:05:57,960 --> 01:05:59,960
Yeah, you're thinking of Scotland

1604
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:04,520
Unifying Ireland

1605
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:09,280
English still have the fucking northern half of Ireland because they're fucking assholes

1606
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:13,920
Do that? Yeah, they're Protestant the Protestant Irish are

1607
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:21,560
Ran by the English and like they have the northern part of Ireland the Catholic Irish had the southern part of Ireland no shit

1608
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:24,320
Yeah, damn. What a mess. Ah

1609
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:27,840
What a mess

1610
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:31,160
Jeopardy

1611
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:38,960
Huh? Well, we got who wants to be a man or Jeopardy we got a returning champion

1612
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,800
This is Jeopardy, right? Yeah

1613
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:57,360
Dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna. Yeah, you should just have the fucking NFL free game song play instead. Welcome back to Jeopardy

1614
01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:01,360
here with the

1615
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,360
People with collective IQs of 70

1616
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,360
We got a returning champion

1617
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:16,040
Hello Daniel, I should have been ready to win again I guess

1618
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:20,720
I have a feeling is gonna be

1619
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:25,920
We got we got our number one

1620
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:38,160
Oh, no, it's fair. Hopefully hopefully do bad the last game actually. No, I did bad the last

1621
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,080
I didn't do bad the first game

1622
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:45,000
I can get these fucking things on me

1623
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:48,480
All right, bro

1624
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:53,800
So we got the and why you got the fucking

1625
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:58,520
Get your categories here. You got rock bands

1626
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,080
bodies of water

1627
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:03,080
famous quotes

1628
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:05,080
potent potables and

1629
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:07,400
Don Juan's bachelor pad

1630
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:10,120
What's in that one things relating to Don Juan?

1631
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,120
Okay

1632
01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:17,560
Dan pick our first category. I'll take

1633
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,920
Potable

1634
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,960
200 alcohol is made by this process

1635
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:29,120
This is distillation. I heard what is fermentation?

1636
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:34,800
What is distillation? Well, this distillation is actually distilling alcohol to make liquor so far

1637
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:39,840
I'm actually distilling alcohol to make liquor. So fermentation is actually making the alcohol. Thank you

1638
01:08:41,440 --> 01:08:46,920
Who said for a special we both did but he got it fucking distillation you said

1639
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:51,800
After I did not that was a lie. That is a false lie. You are liar

1640
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:57,580
That's not as believable as your public indecency story. I will public indecency right now fucking gimme potent

1641
01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:00,480
whatever it

1642
01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:05,160
Street name for an eighth of an ounce of cocaine or mouth. What is eight ball? Oh shit

1643
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:13,480
Rock bands bodies of water famous quotes

1644
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:19,640
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself

1645
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:40,000
What is FDR? You got 600 bucks 200 200

1646
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:48,140
Free at last free at last. Thank God Almighty. We are free at last. What is MLK? Oh Martin Luther King

1647
01:09:48,140 --> 01:09:50,140
Did you know that

1648
01:09:58,380 --> 01:10:04,580
Six fucking quotes for six be the change you wish to see in the world. Where's John Lennon?

1649
01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:12,100
Oh, who is who's Paul McCartney?

1650
01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:29,940
We're timing this out that was Gandhi Oh Gandhi

1651
01:10:29,940 --> 01:10:39,460
Yeah, that's incredible

1652
01:10:45,020 --> 01:10:51,580
In hysterical for 600 name of a beer his brother was also US president. What is Billy beer?

1653
01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:59,540
Bush was anhyzer. What is bush?

1654
01:10:59,540 --> 01:11:13,140
Bush a name of a beer. Wait, what's Pabst? Guinness Sam Adams?

1655
01:11:13,140 --> 01:11:23,700
Fuckin NPCs

1656
01:11:23,700 --> 01:11:38,180
This drug was synthesized in 1938 by Albert Hoffman

1657
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:48,060
This drug was synthesized in 1938 by Albert Hoffman. What is he wrote?

1658
01:11:48,060 --> 01:11:55,420
He rode his bike home from work after trying to after trying it for the first time. What is

1659
01:12:18,060 --> 01:12:19,420
Alimakka?

1660
01:12:19,420 --> 01:12:21,420
This is recorded

1661
01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:24,220
Fucking did you hear me before the questions over?

1662
01:12:24,220 --> 01:12:29,660
It's like what is Alex D as soon as he says Hoffman Alimakka guess the points pick a category

1663
01:12:29,660 --> 01:12:35,220
I like fucking why don't we do more potent? What bubbles for thousand? The fuck is my vape?

1664
01:12:35,220 --> 01:12:51,220
Marinol is a synthetic form of this drug. What is marijuana?

1665
01:12:51,220 --> 01:12:56,060
Rock bands bodies of water famous quotes Don Juan's bachelor. Give me bodies of water

1666
01:12:56,060 --> 01:13:02,060
Bodies of water for 200. Color of the Chicago River has died once a year. What is green?

1667
01:13:02,060 --> 01:13:07,180
Let's do quotes

1668
01:13:07,180 --> 01:13:20,460
Quotes for 800. He who doesn't wish to fight in this world where permanent struggle is the law of life has not the right to exist.

1669
01:13:20,460 --> 01:13:35,420
Who is Muhammad Ali? What is Joseph Stalin? What is Joseph Stalin?

1670
01:13:35,420 --> 01:13:39,420
Muhammad Ali he was the conscientious objector right?

1671
01:13:39,420 --> 01:13:45,420
No. Oh yeah he was. But who is uh fuck.

1672
01:13:45,420 --> 01:13:49,420
Who is Anne Frank? Who is Hitler?

1673
01:13:49,420 --> 01:13:54,420
Hitler? Oh wow my guess could not have been the opposite.

1674
01:13:54,420 --> 01:13:58,420
Fucking hell. Holy shit. I was in the ballpark.

1675
01:13:58,420 --> 01:14:03,420
Bodies of water rock bands famous quotes. Quotes? Quotes.

1676
01:14:03,420 --> 01:14:08,420
For 1000. Pope hat. Friends Roman countrymen lend me your ears.

1677
01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:12,420
What is Julius Caesar? Karl Marx.

1678
01:14:12,420 --> 01:14:15,420
Who is Marcus Aurelius? Who is John Lennon?

1679
01:14:15,420 --> 01:14:19,420
No not that. Fuck not John Lennon.

1680
01:14:19,420 --> 01:14:24,420
That was Shakespeare. I was thinking of Russian. That sounded communist.

1681
01:14:24,420 --> 01:14:31,420
What do we got? Rock bands bodies of water Don Mon's bachelor pad.

1682
01:14:31,420 --> 01:14:35,420
You mean dipped into the. I feel like you gotta say that. I feel like that's cheating.

1683
01:14:35,420 --> 01:14:40,420
Three members of this band were killed in a plane crash in 1977.

1684
01:14:40,420 --> 01:14:45,420
Who is Alabama?

1685
01:14:45,420 --> 01:14:49,420
What is John Denver's band?

1686
01:14:49,420 --> 01:14:52,420
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

1687
01:14:52,420 --> 01:14:56,420
Leonard Skinner. Leonard Skinner that's what I meant.

1688
01:14:56,420 --> 01:14:59,420
God damn it.

1689
01:14:59,420 --> 01:15:04,420
Alright our host just left. That's what I fucking meant.

1690
01:15:04,420 --> 01:15:07,420
I couldn't think of the name Leonard Skinner. God damn it.

1691
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:11,420
Nobody died in Alabama.

1692
01:15:11,420 --> 01:15:15,420
I swear they look the same. Yeah I think he's having some problems.

1693
01:15:15,420 --> 01:15:18,420
I think this might be the end of this.

1694
01:15:18,420 --> 01:15:21,420
Hopefully not. I want to see where this game goes.

1695
01:15:21,420 --> 01:15:24,420
We got an even competition here right now.

1696
01:15:24,420 --> 01:15:29,420
I don't know if it's that even. I should have known that Leonard Skinner. God damn it.

1697
01:15:29,420 --> 01:15:32,420
Did Leonard Skinner die?

1698
01:15:32,420 --> 01:15:35,420
There's Alabama.

1699
01:15:35,420 --> 01:15:38,420
That's what they look like right? Holy shit.

1700
01:15:38,420 --> 01:15:41,420
Leonard Skinner. Van Zant is the guy right?

1701
01:15:41,420 --> 01:15:44,420
I don't fucking know. Leonard Skinner.

1702
01:15:44,420 --> 01:15:50,420
I know fucking Travis Barker was in a fucking plane crash.

1703
01:15:50,420 --> 01:15:53,420
Harrison Ford was in one too.

1704
01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:57,420
They're all. Mark Hamill was in a fucking plane crash.

1705
01:15:57,420 --> 01:16:00,420
Not a plane crash a motorcycle.

1706
01:16:00,420 --> 01:16:03,420
That's a conspiracy we should talk about.

1707
01:16:03,420 --> 01:16:07,420
They're all worried about our fucking cars polluting.

1708
01:16:07,420 --> 01:16:10,420
Oh planes produce way more shit.

1709
01:16:10,420 --> 01:16:13,420
Nobody fucking talks about airplanes.

1710
01:16:13,420 --> 01:16:16,420
Do you know how many gallons of fuel a fucking 747 holds?

1711
01:16:16,420 --> 01:16:19,420
It's gotta be like at least 900.

1712
01:16:19,420 --> 01:16:22,420
900 what? Gallons. 54,000 gallons.

1713
01:16:22,420 --> 01:16:25,420
Really? No shit.

1714
01:16:25,420 --> 01:16:28,420
What the fuck am I saying 900? That plane is fucking colossal.

1715
01:16:28,420 --> 01:16:31,420
It's got four engines.

1716
01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:36,420
How long can you do multiple flights with that or do you have to refill after every flight?

1717
01:16:36,420 --> 01:16:38,420
Well it depends on how far you're going.

1718
01:16:38,420 --> 01:16:41,420
If you're going from New York to Florida.

1719
01:16:41,420 --> 01:16:44,420
New York to Florida? You can make that trip four times.

1720
01:16:44,420 --> 01:16:47,420
The wings are just filled with fuel right? Yeah.

1721
01:16:47,420 --> 01:16:50,420
Wings are filled with fuel. Yeah. That's what a fuel tank is on a plane.

1722
01:16:50,420 --> 01:16:53,420
That's how big it is. It spans the length of the wing too.

1723
01:16:53,420 --> 01:16:56,420
I think we already know the conspiracy on that.

1724
01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:59,420
It's because rich people fly planes and they don't drive cars.

1725
01:16:59,420 --> 01:17:02,420
They want our planes taken away. They want our cars taken away. Right.

1726
01:17:02,420 --> 01:17:05,420
So that's the conspiracy right there.

1727
01:17:05,420 --> 01:17:08,420
So think about 54,000 gallons of fuel. I think that's right.

1728
01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:11,420
I'm going to look it up right now.

1729
01:17:11,420 --> 01:17:14,420
It might even be more. I would be surprised.

1730
01:17:14,420 --> 01:17:17,420
Fuel capacity of a 747.

1731
01:17:17,420 --> 01:17:20,420
I think Casey Arbelais is not doing too hot right now.

1732
01:17:20,420 --> 01:17:23,420
The jeopardy music. He's going through it right now.

1733
01:17:23,420 --> 01:17:26,420
Oh I'm sorry. It was 57,284 gallons.

1734
01:17:26,420 --> 01:17:31,420
That's an odd number. Let's make the tank 57,284 gallons.

1735
01:17:31,420 --> 01:17:34,420
I can't even imagine that much fuel. Imagine getting down to that last gallon.

1736
01:17:34,420 --> 01:17:39,420
It's got to be stressful.

1737
01:17:39,420 --> 01:17:45,420
You can just look at your fuel tank and just see like a fucking gallon get deleted every second.

1738
01:17:45,420 --> 01:17:49,420
Oh my god. Bro. It's like you rev the engine and you just see it just disappear.

1739
01:17:49,420 --> 01:17:54,420
Really? It's like that's like the quickest way to turn fuel into fucking nothing.

1740
01:17:54,420 --> 01:18:01,420
Like what? How many how much how many gallons is a fucking like F16 hole?

1741
01:18:01,420 --> 01:18:05,420
It's probably like 8000.

1742
01:18:05,420 --> 01:18:08,420
I thought you meant just like eight gallons.

1743
01:18:08,420 --> 01:18:11,420
It's only 25 horsepower.

1744
01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:15,420
But here's like the planes over the US at like any given time.

1745
01:18:15,420 --> 01:18:17,420
Jesus Christ.

1746
01:18:17,420 --> 01:18:20,420
Think of all that fuel just being dumped in the atmosphere.

1747
01:18:20,420 --> 01:18:24,420
Bro, are you OK? Over us. And then we're like why is everybody autistic?

1748
01:18:24,420 --> 01:18:26,420
Casey, you look like shit.

1749
01:18:26,420 --> 01:18:30,420
Casey's got black bags under his eyes. He's like vomiting.

1750
01:18:30,420 --> 01:18:33,420
Casey, are you OK though?

1751
01:18:33,420 --> 01:18:36,420
Did you throw up? Yeah.

1752
01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:38,420
Oh damn.

1753
01:18:38,420 --> 01:18:42,420
The pod goes on.

1754
01:18:42,420 --> 01:18:45,420
I ain't fucking leaving. I ain't fucking leaving.

1755
01:18:45,420 --> 01:18:48,420
Tyler's next pick. Or somebody's next pick.

1756
01:18:48,420 --> 01:18:51,420
What are the categories? Rock band. Rock band.

1757
01:18:51,420 --> 01:18:54,420
Rock band for four. Rock for four.

1758
01:18:54,420 --> 01:18:56,420
John Paul Jones played bass in this band.

1759
01:18:56,420 --> 01:19:01,420
What is Rush? Rolling Stones.

1760
01:19:01,420 --> 01:19:03,420
What is Grateful Dead?

1761
01:19:03,420 --> 01:19:04,420
What is Quack?

1762
01:19:04,420 --> 01:19:06,420
It's Fish.

1763
01:19:06,420 --> 01:19:09,420
What is the Grateful Dead?

1764
01:19:09,420 --> 01:19:11,420
It's Led Zeppelin, bro.

1765
01:19:11,420 --> 01:19:13,420
Fuck! I was going. God damn it.

1766
01:19:13,420 --> 01:19:15,420
What is Rock Band? I knew that.

1767
01:19:15,420 --> 01:19:19,420
Rock Band.

1768
01:19:19,420 --> 01:19:23,420
This heavy metal band formed in Des Moines in 1999.

1769
01:19:23,420 --> 01:19:25,420
What is Korn?

1770
01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:27,420
No, what is Slipknot?

1771
01:19:27,420 --> 01:19:29,420
Oh, Slipknot.

1772
01:19:29,420 --> 01:19:31,420
Yes!

1773
01:19:31,420 --> 01:19:33,420
Tyler Roots!

1774
01:19:33,420 --> 01:19:35,420
Fucking Rock Band.

1775
01:19:35,420 --> 01:19:37,420
Rock Band. Oh shit.

1776
01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:39,420
He got a daily double.

1777
01:19:39,420 --> 01:19:41,420
200!

1778
01:19:41,420 --> 01:19:43,420
$200.

1779
01:19:43,420 --> 01:19:45,420
His alter ego's name is Ziggy Stardust.

1780
01:19:45,420 --> 01:19:47,420
Oh, what is David Bowie?

1781
01:19:47,420 --> 01:19:49,420
Oh, damn!

1782
01:19:49,420 --> 01:19:51,420
Damn! I couldn't move a dick!

1783
01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:55,420
I knew that one too, but it's going to take a little bit longer for the kids to start.

1784
01:19:55,420 --> 01:19:56,420
Tyler's pick.

1785
01:19:56,420 --> 01:19:59,420
Let's finish out Rock Bands.

1786
01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:03,420
The name of this band comes from the last name of two founders.

1787
01:20:03,420 --> 01:20:05,420
The first names are Tracy and Axel.

1788
01:20:05,420 --> 01:20:07,420
What is Guns N' Roses?

1789
01:20:07,420 --> 01:20:09,420
Jesus.

1790
01:20:09,420 --> 01:20:11,420
Kids, I'm fine!

1791
01:20:11,420 --> 01:20:13,420
Tyler.

1792
01:20:13,420 --> 01:20:15,420
We'll go with Bodies of Water for four.

1793
01:20:15,420 --> 01:20:17,420
Bodies of Water for four.

1794
01:20:17,420 --> 01:20:19,420
Largest ocean by volume.

1795
01:20:19,420 --> 01:20:21,420
What is the Pacific Ocean?

1796
01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:23,420
The Atlantic Ocean.

1797
01:20:23,420 --> 01:20:25,420
Pacific.

1798
01:20:25,420 --> 01:20:29,420
I was like, if you got it wrong, there's a safe net.

1799
01:20:29,420 --> 01:20:31,420
The Indian Ocean, of course.

1800
01:20:31,420 --> 01:20:33,420
I'm trying not to be last right now.

1801
01:20:33,420 --> 01:20:35,420
That'll be Lake George.

1802
01:20:35,420 --> 01:20:37,420
That'll be Lake George.

1803
01:20:37,420 --> 01:20:39,420
Hey, four times.

1804
01:20:39,420 --> 01:20:41,420
We'll go with Water again.

1805
01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:43,420
You can fill it four times with human piss.

1806
01:20:43,420 --> 01:20:47,420
For 600, Africa's largest lake.

1807
01:20:47,420 --> 01:20:49,420
What is Lake Chad?

1808
01:20:49,420 --> 01:20:51,420
That's a country.

1809
01:20:51,420 --> 01:20:53,420
That's a lake.

1810
01:20:53,420 --> 01:20:57,420
What is Humbumbwe, English?

1811
01:20:57,420 --> 01:21:01,420
Wait, was this River?

1812
01:21:01,420 --> 01:21:03,420
No, it's Lake.

1813
01:21:03,420 --> 01:21:05,420
Africa has lakes? I didn't know that.

1814
01:21:05,420 --> 01:21:07,420
What is Lake Africa?

1815
01:21:07,420 --> 01:21:09,420
What is the Nile River?

1816
01:21:09,420 --> 01:21:11,420
That would be Lake Victoria.

1817
01:21:11,420 --> 01:21:13,420
Yeah.

1818
01:21:13,420 --> 01:21:15,420
What?

1819
01:21:15,420 --> 01:21:17,420
Are we done with Bodies of Water now?

1820
01:21:17,420 --> 01:21:19,420
No.

1821
01:21:19,420 --> 01:21:21,420
Let's do Bodies of Water then.

1822
01:21:21,420 --> 01:21:23,420
This bay is off the coast of India.

1823
01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:25,420
This bay is off the east coast of India.

1824
01:21:25,420 --> 01:21:27,420
What is the Pale Bay?

1825
01:21:27,420 --> 01:21:29,420
What is the Ivory Bay?

1826
01:21:29,420 --> 01:21:31,420
What is the Ivory Bay?

1827
01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:33,420
What is the Ivory Bay?

1828
01:21:33,420 --> 01:21:35,420
What is the Ivory Bay?

1829
01:21:35,420 --> 01:21:37,420
That would be the Bay of Bengal.

1830
01:21:37,420 --> 01:21:39,420
Nope.

1831
01:21:39,420 --> 01:21:41,420
Let's go Bodies of Water.

1832
01:21:41,420 --> 01:21:43,420
Nobody's going to get it.

1833
01:21:43,420 --> 01:21:47,420
For a thousand, number of states that have a Pacific coastline.

1834
01:21:47,420 --> 01:21:49,420
What is three?

1835
01:21:49,420 --> 01:21:51,420
What is two?

1836
01:21:51,420 --> 01:21:53,420
What is four?

1837
01:21:53,420 --> 01:21:55,420
What is five? What is six?

1838
01:21:55,420 --> 01:21:57,420
What is three?

1839
01:21:57,420 --> 01:21:59,420
I'll give it to Ali Bek.

1840
01:21:59,420 --> 01:22:01,420
What?

1841
01:22:01,420 --> 01:22:03,420
No, it's California, Oregon, Washington.

1842
01:22:03,420 --> 01:22:05,420
California, Oregon, Washington.

1843
01:22:05,420 --> 01:22:07,420
Oh, Washington. I forgot about that.

1844
01:22:07,420 --> 01:22:09,420
Oh, fucking Alaska.

1845
01:22:09,420 --> 01:22:11,420
Hawaii.

1846
01:22:11,420 --> 01:22:13,420
That doesn't fucking count.

1847
01:22:13,420 --> 01:22:15,420
That's horseshit.

1848
01:22:15,420 --> 01:22:17,420
They don't count. They're not real.

1849
01:22:17,420 --> 01:22:19,420
Have you ever been to Alaska?

1850
01:22:19,420 --> 01:22:21,420
Have you ever been to Hawaii?

1851
01:22:21,420 --> 01:22:23,420
That's right, because they don't exist.

1852
01:22:23,420 --> 01:22:25,420
Ali Bek, one category left. Don Juan's bachelor's dad.

1853
01:22:25,420 --> 01:22:27,420
Alright, send me in for 200.

1854
01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:29,420
200. This volcanic state joined the Union in 19-

1855
01:22:29,420 --> 01:22:31,420
What is Hawaii?

1856
01:22:31,420 --> 01:22:33,420
Are you fucking kidding me?

1857
01:22:33,420 --> 01:22:35,420
Are you fucking kidding me?

1858
01:22:35,420 --> 01:22:37,420
How the fuck is that?

1859
01:22:37,420 --> 01:22:39,420
Is that what Don Juan's basement is?

1860
01:22:39,420 --> 01:22:41,420
Is it just you free-balling questions?

1861
01:22:41,420 --> 01:22:43,420
No, no, there's a poster of Honolulu.

1862
01:22:43,420 --> 01:22:45,420
There's a big Hawaii.

1863
01:22:45,420 --> 01:22:47,420
Do you like if Ali Bek the points for bodies of water?

1864
01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:49,420
I don't know.

1865
01:22:49,420 --> 01:22:51,420
Probably.

1866
01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:53,420
I mean, my first guess was four, and then I think I threw five out in the confusion.

1867
01:22:53,420 --> 01:22:55,420
I got a fucking one.

1868
01:22:55,420 --> 01:22:57,420
Alright, who's pick is it?

1869
01:22:57,420 --> 01:22:59,420
Yeah, it's Tyler's. He got the last one.

1870
01:22:59,420 --> 01:23:01,420
Just keep going down the five.

1871
01:23:01,420 --> 01:23:03,420
Dude, that was like two questions ago.

1872
01:23:03,420 --> 01:23:05,420
This classic video game takes place on the Wampa Islands.

1873
01:23:05,420 --> 01:23:07,420
What is Spyro?

1874
01:23:07,420 --> 01:23:09,420
Spyro.

1875
01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:11,420
Oh, fuck.

1876
01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:13,420
Alright, I need to remember.

1877
01:23:13,420 --> 01:23:15,420
It's fucking-

1878
01:23:15,420 --> 01:23:17,420
That was wrong, I'm sorry.

1879
01:23:17,420 --> 01:23:19,420
It was wrong?

1880
01:23:19,420 --> 01:23:21,420
It wasn't Spyro?

1881
01:23:21,420 --> 01:23:23,420
It was Crash Bandicoot.

1882
01:23:23,420 --> 01:23:25,420
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!

1883
01:23:25,420 --> 01:23:27,420
God damn it!

1884
01:23:27,420 --> 01:23:29,420
Oh, mother fucking-

1885
01:23:29,420 --> 01:23:31,420
I should know that because my girlfriend just beat it.

1886
01:23:31,420 --> 01:23:33,420
Really?

1887
01:23:33,420 --> 01:23:35,420
Yeah, she's just been playing there for like fucking months.

1888
01:23:35,420 --> 01:23:39,420
I've never played those games, but that's the only other option if it's not Spyro.

1889
01:23:39,420 --> 01:23:41,420
No, it's Pac-Man.

1890
01:23:41,420 --> 01:23:43,420
Dan's pick for, uh, going for 600?

1891
01:23:43,420 --> 01:23:45,420
Don Juan's Palace.

1892
01:23:45,420 --> 01:23:47,420
Oh, shit!

1893
01:23:47,420 --> 01:23:49,420
You got a thousand dollars.

1894
01:23:49,420 --> 01:23:51,420
You have a thousand dollars?

1895
01:23:51,420 --> 01:23:53,420
Daily double.

1896
01:23:53,420 --> 01:23:55,420
You got a wager.

1897
01:23:55,420 --> 01:23:57,420
A thousand?

1898
01:23:57,420 --> 01:23:59,420
A wager of 200.

1899
01:23:59,420 --> 01:24:01,420
Send it in, bro.

1900
01:24:01,420 --> 01:24:03,420
300.

1901
01:24:03,420 --> 01:24:05,420
The game's almost over.

1902
01:24:05,420 --> 01:24:07,420
OSA stands for this medical condition.

1903
01:24:07,420 --> 01:24:09,420
Osteoporosis.

1904
01:24:09,420 --> 01:24:11,420
Sleep apnea.

1905
01:24:11,420 --> 01:24:13,420
Really?

1906
01:24:13,420 --> 01:24:15,420
Fuck.

1907
01:24:15,420 --> 01:24:17,420
It was his question, dude.

1908
01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:19,420
Obstructive sleep apnea.

1909
01:24:19,420 --> 01:24:21,420
So you got 600.

1910
01:24:21,420 --> 01:24:23,420
I didn't know that at all.

1911
01:24:23,420 --> 01:24:25,420
I was gonna say, oh, obstructive sleep apnea.

1912
01:24:25,420 --> 01:24:27,420
I was just thinking because of the

1913
01:24:27,420 --> 01:24:29,420
fuck, Dan.

1914
01:24:29,420 --> 01:24:31,420
Uh, 800 dollars.

1915
01:24:31,420 --> 01:24:33,420
I mean, he's the one that created the character.

1916
01:24:33,420 --> 01:24:35,420
You should be getting all these questions.

1917
01:24:35,420 --> 01:24:37,420
That's why when you said why, I was like, fuck.

1918
01:24:37,420 --> 01:24:39,420
This random snack did not have enough potatoes.

1919
01:24:39,420 --> 01:24:41,420
Let his bring us.

1920
01:24:41,420 --> 01:24:43,420
Let his bring us.

1921
01:24:43,420 --> 01:24:47,420
So it didn't have enough potato content to be considered a potato chip.

1922
01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:49,420
No way.

1923
01:24:49,420 --> 01:24:51,420
Are you serious?

1924
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:53,420
That's so fucked up.

1925
01:24:53,420 --> 01:24:55,420
Why is everybody sick and fat?

1926
01:24:55,420 --> 01:24:57,420
Because it's not fucking food.

1927
01:24:57,420 --> 01:24:59,420
A thousand.

1928
01:24:59,420 --> 01:25:01,420
A one thousand dollars.

1929
01:25:01,420 --> 01:25:03,420
The PS1 was released in America in this year.

1930
01:25:03,420 --> 01:25:05,420
1996.

1931
01:25:05,420 --> 01:25:07,420
1992.

1932
01:25:07,420 --> 01:25:09,420
1994.

1933
01:25:09,420 --> 01:25:11,420
1993. What is 1995?

1934
01:25:11,420 --> 01:25:13,420
Oh.

1935
01:25:13,420 --> 01:25:15,420
1995.

1936
01:25:15,420 --> 01:25:17,420
What?

1937
01:25:17,420 --> 01:25:19,420
1995.

1938
01:25:19,420 --> 01:25:21,420
1985.

1939
01:25:21,420 --> 01:25:23,420
Alright, we're back.

1940
01:25:23,420 --> 01:25:25,420
We got cut off the end of Jeopardy because

1941
01:25:25,420 --> 01:25:27,420
Tyler blew out the mic.

1942
01:25:27,420 --> 01:25:29,420
I didn't blow out anything.

1943
01:25:29,420 --> 01:25:31,420
That Noah Fives' win. It's not recorded.

1944
01:25:31,420 --> 01:25:33,420
Yeah, we gotta go back to that question.

1945
01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:35,420
Yeah, so the question, the final Jeopardy

1946
01:25:35,420 --> 01:25:37,420
question was which country

1947
01:25:37,420 --> 01:25:39,420
had the most troops in World War II?

1948
01:25:39,420 --> 01:25:41,420
Which was fucking Russia.

1949
01:25:41,420 --> 01:25:43,420
Tyler and Dan said Russia.

1950
01:25:43,420 --> 01:25:45,420
Ali Max said Japan.

1951
01:25:45,420 --> 01:25:47,420
But I wagered the correct

1952
01:25:47,420 --> 01:25:49,420
amount.

1953
01:25:49,420 --> 01:25:51,420
I got nothing.

1954
01:25:51,420 --> 01:25:53,420
I wagered everything. Anyway, Tyler won.

1955
01:25:53,420 --> 01:25:55,420
He went to...

1956
01:25:55,420 --> 01:25:57,420
Tyler wins.

1957
01:25:57,420 --> 01:25:59,420
But there's no proof.

1958
01:25:59,420 --> 01:26:01,420
There's no proof.

1959
01:26:01,420 --> 01:26:03,420
The proof is in my heart.

1960
01:26:03,420 --> 01:26:05,420
But if you go back and listen to it, you'll see that

1961
01:26:05,420 --> 01:26:07,420
I said LSD before Ali Max.

1962
01:26:07,420 --> 01:26:09,420
Yeah.

1963
01:26:09,420 --> 01:26:11,420
Tyler wins still.

1964
01:26:11,420 --> 01:26:13,420
Tyler, you fucking heard me say

1965
01:26:13,420 --> 01:26:15,420
LSD too.

1966
01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:17,420
No, I said that after

1967
01:26:17,420 --> 01:26:19,420
I already guessed.

1968
01:26:19,420 --> 01:26:21,420
I did after I guessed LSD.

1969
01:26:21,420 --> 01:26:23,420
Who said meth?

1970
01:26:23,420 --> 01:26:25,420
We're gonna find out.

1971
01:26:25,420 --> 01:26:27,420
No, he said meth.

1972
01:26:27,420 --> 01:26:29,420
I said LSD.

1973
01:26:29,420 --> 01:26:31,420
He had no fucking reaction.

1974
01:26:31,420 --> 01:26:33,420
And then I guessed MDMA afterwards.

1975
01:26:33,420 --> 01:26:35,420
Well, we're gonna find out.

1976
01:26:35,420 --> 01:26:37,420
It's recorded. So we'll know.

1977
01:26:37,420 --> 01:26:39,420
We'll see when we go back.

1978
01:26:39,420 --> 01:26:41,420
But the important thing is Tyler wins.

1979
01:26:41,420 --> 01:26:43,420
Allegedly.

1980
01:26:43,420 --> 01:26:45,420
There's no proof of it.

1981
01:26:45,420 --> 01:26:47,420
There was also drama with the last question.

1982
01:26:47,420 --> 01:26:49,420
I won't get into the story.

1983
01:26:49,420 --> 01:26:51,420
But we got a formal request

1984
01:26:51,420 --> 01:26:53,420
to change the rules of overtime.

1985
01:26:53,420 --> 01:26:55,420
Jeopardy here on the podcast.

1986
01:26:55,420 --> 01:26:57,420
I'm ready for another game now.

1987
01:26:57,420 --> 01:26:59,420
Yeah, fucking dial up another.

1988
01:26:59,420 --> 01:27:01,420
I don't think he has. I don't have any more questions.

1989
01:27:01,420 --> 01:27:03,420
Yeah, he'll have to do it again.

1990
01:27:03,420 --> 01:27:05,420
I think it's time for Skitzo review.

1991
01:27:07,420 --> 01:27:09,420
What the fuck was that?

1992
01:27:09,420 --> 01:27:11,420
No, I just played the epic theme.

1993
01:27:11,420 --> 01:27:13,420
Oh.

1994
01:27:13,420 --> 01:27:15,420
Very delayed.

1995
01:27:15,420 --> 01:27:17,420
We got a fun Skitzo music review.

1996
01:27:17,420 --> 01:27:19,420
Or video or

1997
01:27:19,420 --> 01:27:21,420
fucking movie review.

1998
01:27:21,420 --> 01:27:23,420
Oh yeah, we're doing the one that we said before?

1999
01:27:23,420 --> 01:27:25,420
Yeah, we are.

2000
01:27:25,420 --> 01:27:27,420
It's one of my favorite movies. One of my favorite characters.

2001
01:27:27,420 --> 01:27:29,420
Oh my god, let me get the fucking

2002
01:27:29,420 --> 01:27:31,420
soundtrack out here. That's fucking awesome.

2003
01:27:31,420 --> 01:27:33,420
Great movie.

2004
01:27:33,420 --> 01:27:35,420
I gotta fucking take a piss.

2005
01:27:35,420 --> 01:27:37,420
Me too.

2006
01:27:37,420 --> 01:27:39,420
Skitzo music review.

2007
01:27:39,420 --> 01:27:41,420
And then come for the Skitzo review.

2008
01:27:41,420 --> 01:27:43,420
I kinda have to take a piss.

2009
01:27:43,420 --> 01:27:45,420
You gonna take a piss?

2010
01:27:45,420 --> 01:27:47,420
Someone give me some zoom.

2011
01:27:47,420 --> 01:27:51,420
You're gonna want to go to Memorial Hospital, Casey.

2012
01:27:51,420 --> 01:27:53,420
I'm gonna

2013
01:27:53,420 --> 01:27:55,420
I'll start this, you guys.

2014
01:27:55,420 --> 01:27:57,420
Try to guess the movie when you come back.

2015
01:27:57,420 --> 01:27:59,420
I'm gonna fucking piss my pants.

2016
01:27:59,420 --> 01:28:01,420
You too.

2017
01:28:01,420 --> 01:28:03,420
You take the bathroom, I'll take the bathroom.

2018
01:28:03,420 --> 01:28:05,420
I'll fucking keep going outside.

2019
01:28:05,420 --> 01:28:07,420
So now it's only two of us.

2020
01:28:15,420 --> 01:28:17,420
Skitsafrenic movie reviews.

2021
01:28:17,420 --> 01:28:19,420
Skitsafrenic movie reviews!

2022
01:28:21,420 --> 01:28:23,420
We're talking about a good one this week.

2023
01:28:23,420 --> 01:28:25,420
Oh, I love this movie. It's a classic movie.

2024
01:28:25,420 --> 01:28:27,420
I used to watch this like every single day when I was a kid.

2025
01:28:27,420 --> 01:28:29,420
Yeah, I fucking love this one.

2026
01:28:29,420 --> 01:28:31,420
The old one. The Johnny Depp one is fucking weird.

2027
01:28:31,420 --> 01:28:33,420
The Johnny Depp one is weird.

2028
01:28:33,420 --> 01:28:35,420
If you can't guess the movie that we're talking about, it is now.

2029
01:28:35,420 --> 01:28:37,420
Willy Wonka and the Tower of Factor.

2030
01:28:37,420 --> 01:28:39,420
Great fucking movie.

2031
01:28:39,420 --> 01:28:41,420
So we start off in the ghetto of fucking England.

2032
01:28:41,420 --> 01:28:43,420
So we start off in the ghetto of fucking England.

2033
01:28:43,420 --> 01:28:45,420
So we start off in the ghetto of fucking England.

2034
01:28:45,420 --> 01:28:47,420
Do you think these guys have seen it?

2035
01:28:47,420 --> 01:28:49,420
Oh boy, everybody's seen Willy Wonka.

2036
01:28:49,420 --> 01:28:51,420
But we start off in the ghetto.

2037
01:28:51,420 --> 01:28:53,420
The absolute fucking slums of England.

2038
01:28:53,420 --> 01:28:55,420
The absolute fucking slums of England.

2039
01:28:55,420 --> 01:28:57,420
Fucking Charlie was in the ghetto.

2040
01:28:57,420 --> 01:28:59,420
Charlie, our boy Charlie, fucking doesn't have a dad.

2041
01:28:59,420 --> 01:29:01,420
His fucking grandparents sleep in one bed.

2042
01:29:01,420 --> 01:29:03,420
His fucking grandparents sleep in one bed.

2043
01:29:03,420 --> 01:29:05,420
Like all lined up next to each other. It's real weird.

2044
01:29:05,420 --> 01:29:07,420
His mom's working her fingers to the fucking bone.

2045
01:29:07,420 --> 01:29:09,420
And this Charlie Bucket fella.

2046
01:29:09,420 --> 01:29:11,420
This Charlie Bucket fella.

2047
01:29:11,420 --> 01:29:13,420
God damn, what a guy.

2048
01:29:13,420 --> 01:29:15,420
So Charlie Bucket is this poor,

2049
01:29:15,420 --> 01:29:17,420
poor street urchin child

2050
01:29:17,420 --> 01:29:19,420
from Victorian England it looks like.

2051
01:29:19,420 --> 01:29:21,420
Even though it's not.

2052
01:29:21,420 --> 01:29:23,420
It's like England in the 60s or 70s.

2053
01:29:23,420 --> 01:29:25,420
He's American though.

2054
01:29:25,420 --> 01:29:27,420
No he's not.

2055
01:29:27,420 --> 01:29:29,420
Charlie, like the actor's American, but he's supposed to be English.

2056
01:29:29,420 --> 01:29:31,420
Oh, well in the movie they were American.

2057
01:29:31,420 --> 01:29:33,420
No they weren't, they were English.

2058
01:29:33,420 --> 01:29:35,420
They had American accents in the movie.

2059
01:29:35,420 --> 01:29:37,420
They had American accents, but they were English.

2060
01:29:37,420 --> 01:29:39,420
They were British, but they had American accents?

2061
01:29:39,420 --> 01:29:41,420
Yeah.

2062
01:29:41,420 --> 01:29:43,420
Wait, but everybody in the movie that was talking

2063
01:29:43,420 --> 01:29:45,420
had an American accent.

2064
01:29:45,420 --> 01:29:47,420
Yeah, but Augustus Gloop was supposed to be from Germany.

2065
01:29:47,420 --> 01:29:49,420
I know, but they were in America.

2066
01:29:49,420 --> 01:29:51,420
Mike TV was from

2067
01:29:51,420 --> 01:29:53,420
United States.

2068
01:29:53,420 --> 01:29:55,420
We'll get to that point.

2069
01:29:55,420 --> 01:29:57,420
It's a fucking massive people.

2070
01:29:57,420 --> 01:29:59,420
So, fucking, we're in the slums of fucking

2071
01:29:59,420 --> 01:30:01,420
whatever Victorian England looking ass.

2072
01:30:01,420 --> 01:30:03,420
It's not supposed to be like a specific country.

2073
01:30:03,420 --> 01:30:05,420
It's supposed to be just like old timey.

2074
01:30:05,420 --> 01:30:07,420
Old timey like, you know, slums.

2075
01:30:07,420 --> 01:30:09,420
We'll see if we can figure it out.

2076
01:30:09,420 --> 01:30:11,420
So our friend Charlie Bucket is

2077
01:30:11,420 --> 01:30:13,420
looking at this fucking factory.

2078
01:30:13,420 --> 01:30:15,420
And he looks up at it.

2079
01:30:15,420 --> 01:30:17,420
That explains it.

2080
01:30:17,420 --> 01:30:19,420
And he is like, man,

2081
01:30:19,420 --> 01:30:21,420
I wonder what it's like in there.

2082
01:30:21,420 --> 01:30:23,420
And you can just see the fucking wonka

2083
01:30:23,420 --> 01:30:25,420
fucking lights lighting up

2084
01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:27,420
on the fucking smoke stack.

2085
01:30:27,420 --> 01:30:29,420
It just goes wonka on it.

2086
01:30:29,420 --> 01:30:31,420
He's like, damn, that's crazy.

2087
01:30:31,420 --> 01:30:33,420
Did we talk about how his fucking

2088
01:30:33,420 --> 01:30:35,420
uncle, I mean his grandfather

2089
01:30:35,420 --> 01:30:37,420
is just degenerate?

2090
01:30:37,420 --> 01:30:39,420
Yeah, we'll get to that point.

2091
01:30:39,420 --> 01:30:41,420
So Charlie always is looking up

2092
01:30:41,420 --> 01:30:43,420
at the wonka factory.

2093
01:30:43,420 --> 01:30:45,420
And the wonka factory is like

2094
01:30:45,420 --> 01:30:47,420
this big ass factory and it makes the best

2095
01:30:47,420 --> 01:30:49,420
chocolate in the world.

2096
01:30:49,420 --> 01:30:51,420
So Charlie is going to school

2097
01:30:51,420 --> 01:30:53,420
and all that shit.

2098
01:30:53,420 --> 01:30:55,420
And he's just dreaming about that factory.

2099
01:30:55,420 --> 01:30:57,420
Always. Just daydreaming about that factory.

2100
01:30:57,420 --> 01:30:59,420
Golden ticket.

2101
01:30:59,420 --> 01:31:01,420
No, not yet. The golden ticket comes in later.

2102
01:31:01,420 --> 01:31:03,420
So Charlie is just dreaming about

2103
01:31:03,420 --> 01:31:05,420
that factory. He ends up going,

2104
01:31:05,420 --> 01:31:07,420
hey, and then in school his teacher is just

2105
01:31:07,420 --> 01:31:09,420
like, hey, poor kid, how do you

2106
01:31:09,420 --> 01:31:11,420
make fucking something in chemistry?

2107
01:31:11,420 --> 01:31:13,420
He's just like, I don't fucking know, I'm poor.

2108
01:31:13,420 --> 01:31:15,420
He's just like, that's right, you fucking poor.

2109
01:31:15,420 --> 01:31:17,420
So then he goes to the fucking candy store

2110
01:31:17,420 --> 01:31:19,420
after fucking, oh no, there's a radio

2111
01:31:19,420 --> 01:31:21,420
report. The radio report was just like,

2112
01:31:21,420 --> 01:31:23,420
no, no, that was later.

2113
01:31:23,420 --> 01:31:25,420
But fucking, he goes to the

2114
01:31:25,420 --> 01:31:27,420
candy store after school every single day.

2115
01:31:27,420 --> 01:31:29,420
But he's fucking poor so he can't get anything.

2116
01:31:29,420 --> 01:31:31,420
And like fucking,

2117
01:31:31,420 --> 01:31:33,420
so he keeps on fucking, like

2118
01:31:33,420 --> 01:31:35,420
all these kids are like, dude, the fucking

2119
01:31:35,420 --> 01:31:37,420
candy store operator is just fucking handing

2120
01:31:37,420 --> 01:31:39,420
out candy to kids. Like just

2121
01:31:39,420 --> 01:31:41,420
fucking for free. He's like candy for you.

2122
01:31:41,420 --> 01:31:43,420
What is Willy Wonka? Yeah.

2123
01:31:43,420 --> 01:31:45,420
So he's fucking

2124
01:31:45,420 --> 01:31:47,420
throwing candy at kids. And Charlie's just like,

2125
01:31:47,420 --> 01:31:49,420
please sir, can I have a candy? He's like, do you got any

2126
01:31:49,420 --> 01:31:51,420
fucking money, kid? He's just like,

2127
01:31:51,420 --> 01:31:53,420
no sir. He goes, go get the fuck out of

2128
01:31:53,420 --> 01:31:55,420
my store.

2129
01:31:55,420 --> 01:31:57,420
I feel like this is the best

2130
01:31:57,420 --> 01:31:59,420
movie to do a schizophrenic

2131
01:31:59,420 --> 01:32:01,420
movie. Cause it's like it was

2132
01:32:01,420 --> 01:32:03,420
written by a fucking schizophrenic

2133
01:32:03,420 --> 01:32:05,420
apparently. So then he's just like, okay. And he goes home

2134
01:32:05,420 --> 01:32:07,420
and his family's just like, hey, we're poor.

2135
01:32:07,420 --> 01:32:09,420
We only have one bowl of soup for the whole family.

2136
01:32:09,420 --> 01:32:11,420
And he's just like,

2137
01:32:11,420 --> 01:32:13,420
and Charlie's like mom. And they all sleep in

2138
01:32:13,420 --> 01:32:15,420
the same fucking bed. Yeah, they all sleep in the same bed.

2139
01:32:15,420 --> 01:32:17,420
And Charlie's mom is just like, Charlie, happy

2140
01:32:17,420 --> 01:32:19,420
birthday. And he's just like, okay.

2141
01:32:19,420 --> 01:32:21,420
But then he goes, but then like a radio report

2142
01:32:21,420 --> 01:32:23,420
comes along and there's like, there's five

2143
01:32:23,420 --> 01:32:25,420
golden tickets out there in

2144
01:32:25,420 --> 01:32:27,420
the chocolate

2145
01:32:27,420 --> 01:32:29,420
bars. And if you get the golden ticket, you get

2146
01:32:29,420 --> 01:32:31,420
to meet Willy Wonka himself.

2147
01:32:31,420 --> 01:32:33,420
I don't know why I turned into Ronald Reagan there for a

2148
01:32:33,420 --> 01:32:35,420
second. Fucking Ronald Reagan.

2149
01:32:35,420 --> 01:32:37,420
So he's fucking doing

2150
01:32:37,420 --> 01:32:39,420
that shit. And then he's just like, and then

2151
01:32:39,420 --> 01:32:41,420
his family gets him a chocolate bar. They're like, open it, Charlie.

2152
01:32:41,420 --> 01:32:43,420
See if you got anything. And he's just like,

2153
01:32:43,420 --> 01:32:45,420
okay. And he opens up his fucking

2154
01:32:45,420 --> 01:32:47,420
chocolate bar. He's just like, I won.

2155
01:32:47,420 --> 01:32:49,420
And they're like, really? He just goes, no, but that's

2156
01:32:49,420 --> 01:32:51,420
what it would have sounded like if I did. And I'm like,

2157
01:32:51,420 --> 01:32:53,420
shut up Charlie, you fucking loser.

2158
01:32:53,420 --> 01:32:55,420
His grandparents have been in bed for

2159
01:32:55,420 --> 01:32:57,420
20 years. His grandparents have been in bed for 20 years.

2160
01:32:57,420 --> 01:32:59,420
And his fucking goddamn

2161
01:32:59,420 --> 01:33:01,420
fucking grandpa Jo

2162
01:33:01,420 --> 01:33:03,420
fucking grandpa Jo is

2163
01:33:03,420 --> 01:33:05,420
a human piece of garbage.

2164
01:33:05,420 --> 01:33:07,420
Fucking grandpa Jo has been laying

2165
01:33:07,420 --> 01:33:09,420
in bed while his fucking daughter is doing nothing

2166
01:33:09,420 --> 01:33:11,420
for the past 20 years. Yeah, while his daughter is working

2167
01:33:11,420 --> 01:33:13,420
herself to the fucking bone. He sees one

2168
01:33:13,420 --> 01:33:15,420
golden ticket and he's a spry as a 20 year old.

2169
01:33:15,420 --> 01:33:17,420
Oh no, this gets, this is later.

2170
01:33:17,420 --> 01:33:19,420
So fucking Charlie goes back to school

2171
01:33:19,420 --> 01:33:21,420
and like, you're just seeing like

2172
01:33:21,420 --> 01:33:23,420
people fucking get these fucking tickets and they're

2173
01:33:23,420 --> 01:33:25,420
scumbag. Get his chocolate bar.

2174
01:33:25,420 --> 01:33:27,420
There's this fat kid from Germany

2175
01:33:27,420 --> 01:33:29,420
who's called Augustus Gloop. He gets

2176
01:33:29,420 --> 01:33:31,420
a golden ticket. He eats part of it.

2177
01:33:31,420 --> 01:33:33,420
I thought we said that there was

2178
01:33:33,420 --> 01:33:35,420
no countries involvement.

2179
01:33:35,420 --> 01:33:37,420
And he's from Germany.

2180
01:33:37,420 --> 01:33:39,420
Then there's

2181
01:33:39,420 --> 01:33:41,420
Mike TV, who's this fucking weird ass

2182
01:33:41,420 --> 01:33:43,420
looking cowboy kid who's like, I get a real

2183
01:33:43,420 --> 01:33:45,420
gun when I turn 10. Fucking shit.

2184
01:33:45,420 --> 01:33:47,420
And he's like a real scumbag.

2185
01:33:47,420 --> 01:33:49,420
There's Violet, who

2186
01:33:49,420 --> 01:33:51,420
fucking, is Violet the one that chews gum?

2187
01:33:51,420 --> 01:33:53,420
Yeah. Yeah, so there's Violet, who just

2188
01:33:53,420 --> 01:33:55,420
like chews gum all the time. She's like, I've been chewing

2189
01:33:55,420 --> 01:33:57,420
on this one for the last 12 years.

2190
01:33:57,420 --> 01:33:59,420
It's just like, you weren't alive for 12 years, sweetheart.

2191
01:33:59,420 --> 01:34:01,420
Fuck you. And then fucking

2192
01:34:01,420 --> 01:34:03,420
the last, the other one was fucking

2193
01:34:03,420 --> 01:34:05,420
oh fuck, what was her name?

2194
01:34:05,420 --> 01:34:07,420
The fucking rich chick. Oh

2195
01:34:07,420 --> 01:34:09,420
ah. You're thinking of the same person.

2196
01:34:09,420 --> 01:34:11,420
No, no, no, there's a different one. There's the rich chick

2197
01:34:11,420 --> 01:34:13,420
and then there's Violet. Yeah.

2198
01:34:13,420 --> 01:34:15,420
The rich chick. Oh right, I know what you're talking

2199
01:34:15,420 --> 01:34:17,420
about. Oh fuck, what was her name?

2200
01:34:17,420 --> 01:34:19,420
I can't fucking think of it. Yeah, her mom's a fucking

2201
01:34:19,420 --> 01:34:21,420
Karen too. Yeah, her mom's a fucking

2202
01:34:21,420 --> 01:34:23,420
Veruca. Veruca Salt.

2203
01:34:23,420 --> 01:34:25,420
Yeah, that's her fucking name. So Veruca

2204
01:34:25,420 --> 01:34:27,420
is that, and then Charlie's just

2205
01:34:27,420 --> 01:34:29,420
like, well there's one more ticket. And then

2206
01:34:29,420 --> 01:34:31,420
like fucking his grandfather gets him another chocolate

2207
01:34:31,420 --> 01:34:33,420
bar and it's fucking nothing. He's just like, well, I can

2208
01:34:33,420 --> 01:34:35,420
at least eat the chocolate, but I'm gonna share it with

2209
01:34:35,420 --> 01:34:37,420
Grandpa Joe, even though Grandpa Joe doesn't

2210
01:34:37,420 --> 01:34:39,420
deserve shit because he's an awful human.

2211
01:34:39,420 --> 01:34:41,420
Yep, he's the whole reason my family's in this mess.

2212
01:34:41,420 --> 01:34:43,420
Grandpa Joe's gambling

2213
01:34:43,420 --> 01:34:45,420
problem and his pipe tobacco smoking.

2214
01:34:45,420 --> 01:34:47,420
That's literally what he says.

2215
01:34:47,420 --> 01:34:49,420
So fucking. Didn't his grandpa

2216
01:34:49,420 --> 01:34:51,420
have some weird fucking fetish with

2217
01:34:51,420 --> 01:34:53,420
the Wonka Factory too? Yeah,

2218
01:34:53,420 --> 01:34:55,420
he had a weird Wonka Factory fetish

2219
01:34:55,420 --> 01:34:57,420
thing. So he's fucking doing that shit.

2220
01:34:57,420 --> 01:34:59,420
And fucking, he fucking

2221
01:34:59,420 --> 01:35:01,420
goes outside and he's walking down the street

2222
01:35:01,420 --> 01:35:03,420
and he finds a fiber in the fucking

2223
01:35:03,420 --> 01:35:05,420
snow. Oh yeah, and the other thing was

2224
01:35:05,420 --> 01:35:07,420
nobody had met

2225
01:35:07,420 --> 01:35:09,420
Willy Wonka up to this point. Yeah, like

2226
01:35:09,420 --> 01:35:11,420
he's like a secretive fucking weirdo.

2227
01:35:11,420 --> 01:35:13,420
Total introvert weirdo

2228
01:35:13,420 --> 01:35:15,420
fuck Wonka. Yeah.

2229
01:35:15,420 --> 01:35:17,420
So he fucking, he picks up the fiber and goes

2230
01:35:17,420 --> 01:35:19,420
to the fucking, he goes to the

2231
01:35:19,420 --> 01:35:21,420
candy store. He's just like, I'll buy a candy bar.

2232
01:35:21,420 --> 01:35:23,420
He's like, okay. And he opens it up

2233
01:35:23,420 --> 01:35:25,420
and it's the fucking golden ticket. He's just

2234
01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:27,420
like, I got, I got

2235
01:35:27,420 --> 01:35:29,420
the golden ticket. I got it.

2236
01:35:29,420 --> 01:35:31,420
And he's fucking running down the street and some

2237
01:35:31,420 --> 01:35:33,420
fucking lady comes out and goes, I'll pay you $50

2238
01:35:33,420 --> 01:35:35,420
for a kid. And another one's like,

2239
01:35:35,420 --> 01:35:37,420
I'll give you a hundred. And he's like,

2240
01:35:37,420 --> 01:35:39,420
the one guy grabs me and he goes, don't sell it to anybody.

2241
01:35:39,420 --> 01:35:41,420
You go straight home and tell

2242
01:35:41,420 --> 01:35:43,420
your mom. And he goes

2243
01:35:43,420 --> 01:35:45,420
home and he's just like, I got a golden ticket.

2244
01:35:45,420 --> 01:35:47,420
He's like running back

2245
01:35:47,420 --> 01:35:49,420
home. I got the golden ticket.

2246
01:35:49,420 --> 01:35:51,420
Yeah. Yeah.

2247
01:35:51,420 --> 01:35:53,420
And breaks into a show tune for a little bit.

2248
01:35:53,420 --> 01:35:55,420
Yeah, breaks into a show tune, runs home, goes

2249
01:35:55,420 --> 01:35:57,420
back to his house. He shows the golden ticket to his family.

2250
01:35:57,420 --> 01:35:59,420
Then Grandpa Joe, who's been in bed

2251
01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:01,420
for the last 20 fucking years,

2252
01:36:01,420 --> 01:36:03,420
jumps up and starts doing a fucking

2253
01:36:03,420 --> 01:36:05,420
jig. And you know, instead of taking it, and you

2254
01:36:05,420 --> 01:36:07,420
can take one person with you, you can take one

2255
01:36:07,420 --> 01:36:09,420
person to the factory with you. Instead of taking his

2256
01:36:09,420 --> 01:36:11,420
fucking mom, who's fucking sacrificed

2257
01:36:11,420 --> 01:36:13,420
so much for this kid. Working her ass off.

2258
01:36:13,420 --> 01:36:15,420
All the entire thing. He's like, I'm

2259
01:36:15,420 --> 01:36:17,420
gonna take Grandpa Joe. And her mom's like, I'll go fuck

2260
01:36:17,420 --> 01:36:19,420
myself.

2261
01:36:19,420 --> 01:36:21,420
So they go to the fucking- Yeah, take the fucking bum.

2262
01:36:21,420 --> 01:36:23,420
Yeah. Who's been living off of welfare

2263
01:36:23,420 --> 01:36:25,420
his whole life. So the fucking

2264
01:36:25,420 --> 01:36:27,420
bum is doing this shit. So he fucking-

2265
01:36:27,420 --> 01:36:29,420
So they go to the factory. And

2266
01:36:29,420 --> 01:36:31,420
they're like, oh boy, there's waving random

2267
01:36:31,420 --> 01:36:33,420
country's flags throughout like the fence

2268
01:36:33,420 --> 01:36:35,420
line. It's really fucking weird.

2269
01:36:35,420 --> 01:36:37,420
But they're all waving random flags. And then

2270
01:36:37,420 --> 01:36:39,420
you see this man come out. He's walking

2271
01:36:39,420 --> 01:36:41,420
with a fucking cane. He's wearing a purple fucking suit

2272
01:36:41,420 --> 01:36:43,420
and a fucking brown top hat. So we're talking

2273
01:36:43,420 --> 01:36:45,420
about the new one. Yeah. No, no, no.

2274
01:36:45,420 --> 01:36:47,420
This is an old one. Oh shit. Yeah, he wore a purple suit and a

2275
01:36:47,420 --> 01:36:49,420
brown top hat. It was like a fuzzy brown top hat.

2276
01:36:49,420 --> 01:36:51,420
Oh, right, right, right. Yeah.

2277
01:36:51,420 --> 01:36:53,420
So he's walking with his fucking cane.

2278
01:36:53,420 --> 01:36:55,420
And he sticks his cane into the fucking-

2279
01:36:55,420 --> 01:36:57,420
into the concrete. And then he keeps

2280
01:36:57,420 --> 01:36:59,420
walking. And he does like this weird thing

2281
01:36:59,420 --> 01:37:01,420
with his hand. Like he's trying to grasp for his cane.

2282
01:37:01,420 --> 01:37:03,420
Yep. And then does a somersault.

2283
01:37:03,420 --> 01:37:05,420
And he goes, ha ha! And everybody's like,

2284
01:37:05,420 --> 01:37:07,420
yes! Yay!

2285
01:37:07,420 --> 01:37:09,420
We love you, Willy!

2286
01:37:09,420 --> 01:37:11,420
You're the best!

2287
01:37:11,420 --> 01:37:13,420
And he just goes, welcome to the factory.

2288
01:37:13,420 --> 01:37:15,420
Yeah, there's really no reason he should be a celebrity

2289
01:37:15,420 --> 01:37:17,420
whatsoever. But the whole fucking

2290
01:37:17,420 --> 01:37:19,420
world is infatuated

2291
01:37:19,420 --> 01:37:21,420
with this guy. Yeah, so he fucking-

2292
01:37:21,420 --> 01:37:23,420
like he goes inside. And like he's

2293
01:37:23,420 --> 01:37:25,420
like, alright. He's like taking like the fucking

2294
01:37:25,420 --> 01:37:27,420
things. And like the fucking- like kids

2295
01:37:27,420 --> 01:37:29,420
all come up to him and they give him the

2296
01:37:29,420 --> 01:37:31,420
fucking golden ticket. And then they

2297
01:37:31,420 --> 01:37:33,420
get into the factory. And there's this big ass

2298
01:37:33,420 --> 01:37:35,420
fucking contract on the wall.

2299
01:37:35,420 --> 01:37:37,420
And like it gets smaller and smaller

2300
01:37:37,420 --> 01:37:39,420
as it goes down to like microscopic.

2301
01:37:39,420 --> 01:37:41,420
And like the parents are like, hey, you shouldn't sign

2302
01:37:41,420 --> 01:37:43,420
a contract without reading it. The kids are like, fuck

2303
01:37:43,420 --> 01:37:45,420
you! And they just all sign the contract.

2304
01:37:45,420 --> 01:37:47,420
And fucking he is like,

2305
01:37:47,420 --> 01:37:49,420
alright! So here's the coat

2306
01:37:49,420 --> 01:37:51,420
room. And they all put their coats

2307
01:37:51,420 --> 01:37:53,420
on it. And then they're like, where's the entrance?

2308
01:37:53,420 --> 01:37:55,420
He goes, oh, it's just down the hall. And the fucking

2309
01:37:55,420 --> 01:37:57,420
hallway gets down to like a microscopic level.

2310
01:37:57,420 --> 01:37:59,420
It just keeps on going. And they all have to like

2311
01:37:59,420 --> 01:38:01,420
crouch down. And he just goes,

2312
01:38:01,420 --> 01:38:03,420
hold on a second. Like he plays a fucking-

2313
01:38:03,420 --> 01:38:05,420
plays a tune on the fucking little piano.

2314
01:38:05,420 --> 01:38:07,420
And then the wall opens up.

2315
01:38:07,420 --> 01:38:09,420
And this fucking place!

2316
01:38:09,420 --> 01:38:11,420
Oh my god! It's like fucking

2317
01:38:11,420 --> 01:38:13,420
a wonderland. There's just fucking like candy

2318
01:38:13,420 --> 01:38:15,420
grass everywhere. Everything's

2319
01:38:15,420 --> 01:38:17,420
made of chocolate. The horrifying

2320
01:38:17,420 --> 01:38:19,420
chocolate river. The horrifying chocolate

2321
01:38:19,420 --> 01:38:21,420
river that we'll get to in a second. Fucking

2322
01:38:21,420 --> 01:38:23,420
but he's just like, everything's edible

2323
01:38:23,420 --> 01:38:25,420
here. Everything.

2324
01:38:25,420 --> 01:38:27,420
Even the trees.

2325
01:38:27,420 --> 01:38:29,420
Even the grass.

2326
01:38:29,420 --> 01:38:31,420
Hell, even the water is.

2327
01:38:31,420 --> 01:38:33,420
Everything. And like Willy Wonka's

2328
01:38:33,420 --> 01:38:35,420
this terrifying like demon

2329
01:38:35,420 --> 01:38:37,420
like individual. Yeah, he's got some

2330
01:38:37,420 --> 01:38:39,420
problems for sure. Like he's like definitely like

2331
01:38:39,420 --> 01:38:41,420
got like a demon trickster vibe type

2332
01:38:41,420 --> 01:38:43,420
going to him. And he's just like,

2333
01:38:43,420 --> 01:38:45,420
everything's, everything

2334
01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:47,420
here is edible.

2335
01:38:47,420 --> 01:38:49,420
And he just starts singing. He's just like, ding!

2336
01:38:49,420 --> 01:38:51,420
Ding! Ding!

2337
01:38:51,420 --> 01:38:53,420
Ding! Ding!

2338
01:38:53,420 --> 01:38:55,420
Come with me.

2339
01:38:55,420 --> 01:38:57,420
I think he's he died again.

2340
01:38:57,420 --> 01:38:59,420
I don't mean to interrupt you.

2341
01:38:59,420 --> 01:39:01,420
In a world of pure

2342
01:39:01,420 --> 01:39:03,420
imagination. And in the meanwhile

2343
01:39:03,420 --> 01:39:05,420
while he's singing this creepy ass song

2344
01:39:05,420 --> 01:39:07,420
the kids are like punching like pumpkins

2345
01:39:07,420 --> 01:39:09,420
and shit. And like eating like the

2346
01:39:09,420 --> 01:39:11,420
insides. And like cannibalizing

2347
01:39:11,420 --> 01:39:13,420
the entire world. They're just destroying literally everything.

2348
01:39:13,420 --> 01:39:15,420
And then Willy Wonka's skipping around

2349
01:39:15,420 --> 01:39:17,420
and like poking trees with like

2350
01:39:17,420 --> 01:39:19,420
this fucking canine shit. And like

2351
01:39:19,420 --> 01:39:21,420
there's this candy pouring out of everywhere.

2352
01:39:21,420 --> 01:39:23,420
And then like fucking after his little musical

2353
01:39:23,420 --> 01:39:25,420
number fucking everybody

2354
01:39:25,420 --> 01:39:27,420
looks over to the corner and they see

2355
01:39:27,420 --> 01:39:29,420
these little fucking midgets come out. And they're all

2356
01:39:29,420 --> 01:39:31,420
orange and shit. And they're like

2357
01:39:31,420 --> 01:39:33,420
orange with green swirly hair.

2358
01:39:33,420 --> 01:39:35,420
And like they're like, Wonka! Wonka!

2359
01:39:35,420 --> 01:39:37,420
What's that? And he just goes, oh!

2360
01:39:37,420 --> 01:39:39,420
They're Oompa Loompas. And they're like, what

2361
01:39:39,420 --> 01:39:41,420
the fuck's an Oompa Loopa?

2362
01:39:41,420 --> 01:39:43,420
And they're just like, oh they're Oompa Loopas. That's just

2363
01:39:43,420 --> 01:39:45,420
what they do. Like they go out and

2364
01:39:45,420 --> 01:39:47,420
they work for me.

2365
01:39:47,420 --> 01:39:49,420
They love coca beans. And they're like

2366
01:39:49,420 --> 01:39:51,420
brother,

2367
01:39:51,420 --> 01:39:53,420
you're enslaving midgets.

2368
01:39:53,420 --> 01:39:55,420
He has a slave

2369
01:39:55,420 --> 01:39:57,420
midget tribe that works for

2370
01:39:57,420 --> 01:39:59,420
him. And there are a lot of them.

2371
01:39:59,420 --> 01:40:01,420
There are a lot of slave midgets that

2372
01:40:01,420 --> 01:40:03,420
Wonka has working for him. A lot

2373
01:40:03,420 --> 01:40:05,420
of slave midgets.

2374
01:40:05,420 --> 01:40:07,420
For our younger listeners,

2375
01:40:07,420 --> 01:40:09,420
hopefully above the age of 18,

2376
01:40:09,420 --> 01:40:11,420
imagine like the minions from like Despicable

2377
01:40:11,420 --> 01:40:13,420
Me. But worse. But way

2378
01:40:13,420 --> 01:40:15,420
worse. And they're humans. Way more

2379
01:40:15,420 --> 01:40:17,420
terrifying. Yeah. So

2380
01:40:17,420 --> 01:40:19,420
fucking, while they're talking about that,

2381
01:40:19,420 --> 01:40:21,420
the fat ass German kid just goes

2382
01:40:21,420 --> 01:40:23,420
and he

2383
01:40:23,420 --> 01:40:25,420
starts drinking the water. And he's just like, don't touch

2384
01:40:25,420 --> 01:40:27,420
my chocolate river! And he's just like,

2385
01:40:27,420 --> 01:40:29,420
but it's delicious. He's like, stop

2386
01:40:29,420 --> 01:40:31,420
touching it! Oh my god!

2387
01:40:31,420 --> 01:40:33,420
I have to, oh man! And

2388
01:40:33,420 --> 01:40:35,420
like the fucking kid drops into the river

2389
01:40:35,420 --> 01:40:37,420
and he's just like, my chocolate!

2390
01:40:37,420 --> 01:40:39,420
Oh my chocolate!

2391
01:40:39,420 --> 01:40:41,420
Oh my god!

2392
01:40:41,420 --> 01:40:43,420
This was the tubby kid, right? Yeah.

2393
01:40:45,420 --> 01:40:47,420
Yeah, he's done after this, I think.

2394
01:40:47,420 --> 01:40:49,420
Yep. Casey is laying on his

2395
01:40:49,420 --> 01:40:51,420
back. Yeah. We'll finish

2396
01:40:51,420 --> 01:40:53,420
this schizophrenic movie ruined, I think we're done

2397
01:40:53,420 --> 01:40:55,420
because he's out of this. Oh boy. I wasn't even

2398
01:40:55,420 --> 01:40:57,420
paying attention. I was looking up like the hidden backstory

2399
01:40:57,420 --> 01:40:59,420
to Willy Wonka. Yeah, so

2400
01:40:59,420 --> 01:41:01,420
Willy Wonka does that and he's just like,

2401
01:41:01,420 --> 01:41:03,420
so fucking, he can't swim

2402
01:41:03,420 --> 01:41:05,420
in the chocolate river because he's fat.

2403
01:41:05,420 --> 01:41:07,420
And then like this fucking like vacuum cleaner

2404
01:41:07,420 --> 01:41:09,420
thing just comes along and just

2405
01:41:09,420 --> 01:41:11,420
sucks this fucking kid up.

2406
01:41:11,420 --> 01:41:13,420
Weren't they like trying to like purify

2407
01:41:13,420 --> 01:41:15,420
the chocolate? He like touched

2408
01:41:15,420 --> 01:41:17,420
him with some shit. Yeah, with the fucking vacuums or whatever.

2409
01:41:17,420 --> 01:41:19,420
And the kid didn't get out in time. And then the

2410
01:41:19,420 --> 01:41:21,420
vacuum just sucks his ass up. He had a very

2411
01:41:21,420 --> 01:41:23,420
similar experience to Dan's

2412
01:41:23,420 --> 01:41:25,420
diving story. Yeah, but with chocolate.

2413
01:41:25,420 --> 01:41:27,420
To which story? The diving

2414
01:41:27,420 --> 01:41:29,420
story, but it's with chocolate instead. And that happens

2415
01:41:29,420 --> 01:41:31,420
with a kid. The kid gets pressurized

2416
01:41:31,420 --> 01:41:33,420
into the chocolate. Oh, yeah, yeah.

2417
01:41:33,420 --> 01:41:35,420
He's going,

2418
01:41:35,420 --> 01:41:37,420
that's exactly what happened. Imagine

2419
01:41:37,420 --> 01:41:39,420
he dies in the tube. Yeah.

2420
01:41:39,420 --> 01:41:41,420
He's like still alive, stuck there for days.

2421
01:41:41,420 --> 01:41:43,420
So he's like in the tube and then fucking Charlie

2422
01:41:43,420 --> 01:41:45,420
fucking, Charlie Bucket's fucking

2423
01:41:45,420 --> 01:41:47,420
shitty grandpa Joe comes in. He's just like,

2424
01:41:47,420 --> 01:41:49,420
you ever want to see how a bullet comes out of a gun?

2425
01:41:49,420 --> 01:41:51,420
Watch, the pressure is building. And then Willy

2426
01:41:51,420 --> 01:41:53,420
Wonka's just like, oh, the suspense

2427
01:41:53,420 --> 01:41:55,420
is killing me. And like everybody's just like

2428
01:41:55,420 --> 01:41:57,420
Wonka, a kid's gonna die. He just goes,

2429
01:41:57,420 --> 01:41:59,420
I don't know. He might.

2430
01:41:59,420 --> 01:42:01,420
Well, you know, maybe.

2431
01:42:01,420 --> 01:42:03,420
And everyone's like, Wonka

2432
01:42:03,420 --> 01:42:05,420
what the fuck, man? He's just like, I don't know.

2433
01:42:05,420 --> 01:42:07,420
Wait, is it going to the fudge room?

2434
01:42:07,420 --> 01:42:09,420
It might go to the fudge room. But if it's going

2435
01:42:09,420 --> 01:42:11,420
to the other room, oh no.

2436
01:42:11,420 --> 01:42:13,420
That's bad.

2437
01:42:13,420 --> 01:42:15,420
Everyone's like, what the fuck does that mean,

2438
01:42:15,420 --> 01:42:17,420
Wonka? Like stop talking of fucking

2439
01:42:17,420 --> 01:42:19,420
Riddles, bro. Like

2440
01:42:19,420 --> 01:42:21,420
we're gonna die here.

2441
01:42:21,420 --> 01:42:23,420
Now's the time to make the campaign.

2442
01:42:23,420 --> 01:42:25,420
We really should not have saved that fucking

2443
01:42:25,420 --> 01:42:27,420
Weaver, fuck. Soon as

2444
01:42:27,420 --> 01:42:29,420
Lunatic. So he fucking gets sucked

2445
01:42:29,420 --> 01:42:31,420
up. And he's just like, and he goes

2446
01:42:31,420 --> 01:42:33,420
and he blows a fucking whistle. He's just like

2447
01:42:33,420 --> 01:42:35,420
Like the fucking

2448
01:42:35,420 --> 01:42:37,420
The midget slaves come over

2449
01:42:37,420 --> 01:42:39,420
And they're like, can you go find that child?

2450
01:42:39,420 --> 01:42:41,420
And they take the mother away

2451
01:42:41,420 --> 01:42:43,420
with the fucking midgets.

2452
01:42:43,420 --> 01:42:45,420
And the midgets- And we're gonna see what fucking

2453
01:42:45,420 --> 01:42:47,420
What fucking filtration

2454
01:42:47,420 --> 01:42:49,420
system your son just got disintegrated in

2455
01:42:49,420 --> 01:42:51,420
if you want to come with us real quick.

2456
01:42:51,420 --> 01:42:53,420
So he fucking is like, okay!

2457
01:42:53,420 --> 01:42:55,420
Anyways, well

2458
01:42:55,420 --> 01:42:57,420
The midgets are now dancing

2459
01:42:57,420 --> 01:42:59,420
and singing a song about a child dying.

2460
01:42:59,420 --> 01:43:01,420
Which is horrifying. And there's like

2461
01:43:01,420 --> 01:43:03,420
a lot of them singing.

2462
01:43:03,420 --> 01:43:05,420
And they're fucking like

2463
01:43:05,420 --> 01:43:07,420
dancing and shit. And the midgets dance

2464
01:43:07,420 --> 01:43:09,420
every single time that there's

2465
01:43:09,420 --> 01:43:11,420
like a child that gets fucking

2466
01:43:11,420 --> 01:43:13,420
murdered.

2467
01:43:13,420 --> 01:43:15,420
And fucking- So he's doing

2468
01:43:15,420 --> 01:43:17,420
this shit. And then they go to the next room.

2469
01:43:17,420 --> 01:43:19,420
And in order to get to the next room

2470
01:43:19,420 --> 01:43:21,420
they have to go on this fucking

2471
01:43:21,420 --> 01:43:23,420
boat. And they have to go on

2472
01:43:23,420 --> 01:43:25,420
the boat, the

2473
01:43:25,420 --> 01:43:27,420
Hudson River of chocolate.

2474
01:43:27,420 --> 01:43:29,420
Yup, a dark ass tunnel.

2475
01:43:29,420 --> 01:43:31,420
And they have to go into this fucking

2476
01:43:31,420 --> 01:43:33,420
tunnel. And then like fucking the tunnel

2477
01:43:33,420 --> 01:43:35,420
starts going real scary and shit.

2478
01:43:35,420 --> 01:43:37,420
The tunnel starts getting real fucking

2479
01:43:37,420 --> 01:43:39,420
spooky.

2480
01:43:39,420 --> 01:43:41,420
And he's like

2481
01:43:41,420 --> 01:43:43,420
The river's flowing

2482
01:43:43,420 --> 01:43:45,420
And we never

2483
01:43:45,420 --> 01:43:47,420
know where we're going

2484
01:43:47,420 --> 01:43:49,420
Is it raining?

2485
01:43:49,420 --> 01:43:51,420
Is it snowing?

2486
01:43:51,420 --> 01:43:53,420
Is a hurricane

2487
01:43:53,420 --> 01:43:55,420
blowing?

2488
01:43:55,420 --> 01:43:57,420
Are the fires of

2489
01:43:57,420 --> 01:43:59,420
hell glowing?

2490
01:43:59,420 --> 01:44:01,420
YES!

2491
01:44:01,420 --> 01:44:03,420
OH MY GOD YES!

2492
01:44:03,420 --> 01:44:05,420
And the fucking like background is like

2493
01:44:05,420 --> 01:44:07,420
the chickens getting their heads cut off and shit

2494
01:44:07,420 --> 01:44:09,420
and snakes and cockroaches and

2495
01:44:09,420 --> 01:44:11,420
people are screaming. And by the end he's going

2496
01:44:11,420 --> 01:44:13,420
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2497
01:44:13,420 --> 01:44:15,420
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2498
01:44:15,420 --> 01:44:17,420
I want off this ride. He's like absolutely

2499
01:44:17,420 --> 01:44:19,420
Okay and stop

2500
01:44:19,420 --> 01:44:21,420
And they end up in like just a normal place like what the

2501
01:44:21,420 --> 01:44:23,420
fuck. He doesn't acknowledge that for the rest of the

2502
01:44:23,420 --> 01:44:25,420
movie. That just happened.

2503
01:44:25,420 --> 01:44:27,420
I don't remember that part.

2504
01:44:27,420 --> 01:44:29,420
Yeah, dude, it was fucking scary, man.

2505
01:44:29,420 --> 01:44:31,420
Chickens getting their heads lopped off?

2506
01:44:31,420 --> 01:44:33,420
Yeah, dude, look it up. Like, you'll fucking see it.

2507
01:44:33,420 --> 01:44:36,420
Like, you should see, like, chickens' heads get cut off and shit.

2508
01:44:36,420 --> 01:44:37,420
Holy shit.

2509
01:44:37,420 --> 01:44:39,420
Dude, and then they go to the next room,

2510
01:44:39,420 --> 01:44:43,420
and, like, it's a fucking- it's a room where, like, it's like the development room.

2511
01:44:43,420 --> 01:44:45,420
Like, it's like a fucking bunch of development shit.

2512
01:44:45,420 --> 01:44:47,420
And there's a fucking thing, and he's just like,

2513
01:44:47,420 --> 01:44:49,420
Alright, this is my development room.

2514
01:44:49,420 --> 01:44:54,420
He's like, how about you children try this everlasting gobstopper?

2515
01:44:54,420 --> 01:44:56,420
And he's just like- and everybody's like,

2516
01:44:56,420 --> 01:44:58,420
Alright, and they're like, Wow, that tastes pretty good.

2517
01:44:58,420 --> 01:45:01,420
And they're like, Yes, this lasts for fucking ever,

2518
01:45:01,420 --> 01:45:06,420
because somehow I use demon magic to make candy that lasts forever.

2519
01:45:06,420 --> 01:45:10,420
I can use demon magic for anything, but I'm using it for fucking candy.

2520
01:45:10,420 --> 01:45:13,420
So then, like, the kids all get one,

2521
01:45:13,420 --> 01:45:17,420
and they're like, Hey, the one kid's just like, What the fuck's this?

2522
01:45:17,420 --> 01:45:19,420
He's like, Don't touch that, that's bad! Don't do it!

2523
01:45:19,420 --> 01:45:22,420
And she's like, No, I'm gonna touch it, I'm gonna eat it.

2524
01:45:22,420 --> 01:45:26,420
And he's just like, I warn you, don't do that!

2525
01:45:26,420 --> 01:45:28,420
And then they're like, No, I'm gonna do it.

2526
01:45:28,420 --> 01:45:29,420
And she eats it.

2527
01:45:29,420 --> 01:45:31,420
And then she's like, Wow!

2528
01:45:31,420 --> 01:45:33,420
And it's like, This is breakfast!

2529
01:45:33,420 --> 01:45:35,420
Oh man, I'm tasting lunch now!

2530
01:45:35,420 --> 01:45:37,420
Oh, that's a really good dinner!

2531
01:45:37,420 --> 01:45:39,420
And she's like, Wow, blueberry pie!

2532
01:45:39,420 --> 01:45:42,420
And it's like, Blueberry pie, that's really good, it's the richest blueberry-

2533
01:45:42,420 --> 01:45:44,420
And then she starts blowing up.

2534
01:45:44,420 --> 01:45:46,420
She starts blowing up and turning blue.

2535
01:45:46,420 --> 01:45:48,420
And the guy's like, Violet!

2536
01:45:48,420 --> 01:45:50,420
You're turning violet!

2537
01:45:50,420 --> 01:45:53,420
And then she just fucking turns into a giant balloon human,

2538
01:45:53,420 --> 01:45:57,420
which probably made an invasion flood as for somebody.

2539
01:45:57,420 --> 01:45:59,420
And they fucking did that shit, and he's just like,

2540
01:45:59,420 --> 01:46:00,420
Violet! You're turning violet!

2541
01:46:00,420 --> 01:46:04,420
And then the oompa loompas come out, and they start doing the weird dance thing again.

2542
01:46:04,420 --> 01:46:07,420
While this kid's like actively floating away.

2543
01:46:07,420 --> 01:46:09,420
No concern, they're breaking into tunes.

2544
01:46:09,420 --> 01:46:14,420
Yep, and they're just busting it wide open while this fucking kid gets rolled into another room.

2545
01:46:14,420 --> 01:46:19,420
So then they fucking go to another room, and it's fizzy lifting drinks.

2546
01:46:19,420 --> 01:46:24,420
And they're like, and then he's like, Nope, nope, nope, this isn't ready yet either.

2547
01:46:24,420 --> 01:46:28,420
But then fucking Grandpa Joe, scumbag Grandpa Joe!

2548
01:46:28,420 --> 01:46:32,420
He's like, Hey, Charlie! We should drink this.

2549
01:46:32,420 --> 01:46:34,420
He's just like, No, Grandpa Joe, no.

2550
01:46:34,420 --> 01:46:36,420
He's like, Yeah, we're gonna do it.

2551
01:46:36,420 --> 01:46:38,420
So then they drink it, and they start floating.

2552
01:46:38,420 --> 01:46:40,420
He's just like, I'm flying! Oh, man!

2553
01:46:40,420 --> 01:46:45,420
And they look up, and there's a fucking ceiling fan that's made out of blades or some shit.

2554
01:46:45,420 --> 01:46:48,420
And then he's like, Oh no, we're flying too close to that!

2555
01:46:48,420 --> 01:46:51,420
Oh, fuck! Oh, we're gonna die!

2556
01:46:51,420 --> 01:46:53,420
And then he burps, and he starts floating down.

2557
01:46:53,420 --> 01:46:56,420
He's just like, Stop, Charlie! Burp!

2558
01:46:56,420 --> 01:46:58,420
Who the fuck comes up with this shit?

2559
01:46:58,420 --> 01:47:01,420
So they fucking go down, and they end up going to the next room.

2560
01:47:01,420 --> 01:47:04,420
And like, that comes in later.

2561
01:47:04,420 --> 01:47:09,420
But fucking, they go to the next room, and there's just a bunch of chickens.

2562
01:47:09,420 --> 01:47:12,420
Roosters, roosters, geese?

2563
01:47:12,420 --> 01:47:13,420
Geese. Geese and geese.

2564
01:47:13,420 --> 01:47:15,420
Yeah, geese and geese.

2565
01:47:15,420 --> 01:47:18,420
And like, geese are leiths.

2566
01:47:18,420 --> 01:47:21,420
And like, the rich kid's just like, I want a goose!

2567
01:47:21,420 --> 01:47:22,420
I want a golden goose!

2568
01:47:22,420 --> 01:47:25,420
And then the fucking guy's just like, Alright, Wonka, how much for the goose?

2569
01:47:25,420 --> 01:47:26,420
He's like, Oh, they're not for sale.

2570
01:47:26,420 --> 01:47:29,420
He's like, No, Wonka, how much for the goose? I'll pay you anything.

2571
01:47:29,420 --> 01:47:31,420
He's like, No, they're not for sale, faggot.

2572
01:47:31,420 --> 01:47:35,420
And then he's just like, Alright.

2573
01:47:35,420 --> 01:47:40,420
And then she goes into this musical number, and how she wants it now, and how she wants everything now.

2574
01:47:40,420 --> 01:47:45,420
And then fucking steps on the fucking platform that tells if it's a good or bad egg.

2575
01:47:45,420 --> 01:47:47,420
And it ends up being a bad egg.

2576
01:47:47,420 --> 01:47:49,420
And he's just like, Oh, she was a bad egg.

2577
01:47:49,420 --> 01:47:51,420
And then fucking falls down the thing.

2578
01:47:51,420 --> 01:47:53,420
And then he's just like, Wonka, where'd she go?

2579
01:47:53,420 --> 01:47:56,420
He's like, Is it Tuesday? I don't know.

2580
01:47:56,420 --> 01:47:59,420
On Tuesdays it goes to the incinerator.

2581
01:47:59,420 --> 01:48:01,420
And then he's just like, Oh, man!

2582
01:48:01,420 --> 01:48:03,420
And then he jumps down after her.

2583
01:48:03,420 --> 01:48:05,420
And he's just like, Well, that's unfortunate.

2584
01:48:05,420 --> 01:48:07,420
Anyways, on to the next room.

2585
01:48:07,420 --> 01:48:08,420
And the oompa loompas start busting the oompa loom.

2586
01:48:08,420 --> 01:48:10,420
So they just die.

2587
01:48:10,420 --> 01:48:12,420
And that is not acknowledged.

2588
01:48:12,420 --> 01:48:18,420
Charlie and his grandfather are unfazed following this fucking maniac factory.

2589
01:48:18,420 --> 01:48:20,420
This is actually a fucking horror movie.

2590
01:48:20,420 --> 01:48:21,420
It really is.

2591
01:48:21,420 --> 01:48:23,420
It's like Saw.

2592
01:48:23,420 --> 01:48:27,420
They're all designed like fucking Saw traps.

2593
01:48:27,420 --> 01:48:29,420
And then these kids are just getting murdered.

2594
01:48:29,420 --> 01:48:36,420
Yeah, they do it to themselves, but it's also like fucking, they almost flew into the fucking fan.

2595
01:48:36,420 --> 01:48:38,420
They get sucked to God knows where.

2596
01:48:38,420 --> 01:48:40,420
So they fucking end up doing that shit.

2597
01:48:40,420 --> 01:48:42,420
Then they go to the next room, which is like a TV room.

2598
01:48:42,420 --> 01:48:44,420
And he's just like, What's this?

2599
01:48:44,420 --> 01:48:46,420
He's like, It's Wonka vision.

2600
01:48:46,420 --> 01:48:48,420
He's like, What the fuck is Wonka vision?

2601
01:48:48,420 --> 01:48:50,420
And there's a massive chocolate bar.

2602
01:48:50,420 --> 01:48:52,420
Just a massive chocolate bar in the center of the room.

2603
01:48:52,420 --> 01:48:54,420
And they shoot it with a fucking laser.

2604
01:48:54,420 --> 01:48:56,420
It goes into the fucking TV.

2605
01:48:56,420 --> 01:48:58,420
And he goes, This is for commercials later.

2606
01:48:58,420 --> 01:49:00,420
And he's just like, Well, if you put it on the TV.

2607
01:49:00,420 --> 01:49:02,420
And he goes, Why don't you just reach into the green bean?

2608
01:49:02,420 --> 01:49:04,420
Grab it.

2609
01:49:04,420 --> 01:49:06,420
And he's just like, The fuck?

2610
01:49:06,420 --> 01:49:08,420
And the kid's like, Yeah, I'll fucking grab it.

2611
01:49:08,420 --> 01:49:10,420
And he grabs the fucking chocolate bar.

2612
01:49:10,420 --> 01:49:12,420
He's like, Wow, that's crazy.

2613
01:49:12,420 --> 01:49:14,420
And the kid's like, How about I go into the TV?

2614
01:49:14,420 --> 01:49:16,420
And Wonka's like, Don't do it, kid.

2615
01:49:16,420 --> 01:49:18,420
Don't. You're stupid.

2616
01:49:18,420 --> 01:49:20,420
He's like, No, I'm going to be in the TV.

2617
01:49:20,420 --> 01:49:22,420
He gets shot with a fucking laser and then disappears.

2618
01:49:22,420 --> 01:49:24,420
And everybody's like, Where the fuck did he go?

2619
01:49:24,420 --> 01:49:26,420
He just goes, Look up.

2620
01:49:26,420 --> 01:49:28,420
And there's just a bunch of pixels going across the fucking ceiling.

2621
01:49:28,420 --> 01:49:30,420
He's like, Oh, that's him.

2622
01:49:30,420 --> 01:49:32,420
There he goes.

2623
01:49:32,420 --> 01:49:34,420
And he's just like, Look, Mom, I'm in the TV.

2624
01:49:34,420 --> 01:49:36,420
And they're like, Oh, my God.

2625
01:49:36,420 --> 01:49:38,420
He's like, Well, we're still kind of working out.

2626
01:49:38,420 --> 01:49:40,420
The kinks here.

2627
01:49:40,420 --> 01:49:42,420
They take the kid out. And the kid's like microscopic.

2628
01:49:42,420 --> 01:49:44,420
And she puts them in her purse.

2629
01:49:44,420 --> 01:49:46,420
And then leaves.

2630
01:49:46,420 --> 01:49:48,420
And Wonka's like, All right.

2631
01:49:48,420 --> 01:49:50,420
Anyways.

2632
01:49:50,420 --> 01:49:52,420
It's honestly fucking horrific.

2633
01:49:52,420 --> 01:49:54,420
He goes, On to the next thing.

2634
01:49:54,420 --> 01:49:56,420
So they go to the next thing.

2635
01:49:56,420 --> 01:49:58,420
And then it's just a room. He just goes, Okay, the tour's over.

2636
01:49:58,420 --> 01:50:00,420
They're like, What?

2637
01:50:00,420 --> 01:50:02,420
You can go home now.

2638
01:50:02,420 --> 01:50:04,420
He's just like, What do you mean the tour's over?

2639
01:50:04,420 --> 01:50:06,420
He goes, Uh,

2640
01:50:06,420 --> 01:50:08,420
The exit's that way. You can just go down the hall.

2641
01:50:08,420 --> 01:50:10,420
The tour's over.

2642
01:50:10,420 --> 01:50:12,420
He just goes, You're a fraud.

2643
01:50:12,420 --> 01:50:14,420
You're a fraud.

2644
01:50:14,420 --> 01:50:16,420
He just goes, No, I am not a fraud.

2645
01:50:16,420 --> 01:50:18,420
You stole

2646
01:50:18,420 --> 01:50:20,420
fizzy lifting drinks.

2647
01:50:20,420 --> 01:50:22,420
You floated up. And now the ceilings

2648
01:50:22,420 --> 01:50:24,420
have to be sanitized.

2649
01:50:24,420 --> 01:50:26,420
And he just goes, You broke your contract.

2650
01:50:26,420 --> 01:50:28,420
I'm through with you.

2651
01:50:28,420 --> 01:50:30,420
You are done. Good day, sir.

2652
01:50:30,420 --> 01:50:32,420
Good day.

2653
01:50:32,420 --> 01:50:34,420
How do you remember this shit?

2654
01:50:34,420 --> 01:50:36,420
I said good day. I said good day.

2655
01:50:36,420 --> 01:50:38,420
And then like,

2656
01:50:38,420 --> 01:50:40,420
He's like, You're a trickster.

2657
01:50:40,420 --> 01:50:42,420
You're awful.

2658
01:50:42,420 --> 01:50:44,420
And Grandpa Joe's like, Get out of here, Charlie.

2659
01:50:44,420 --> 01:50:46,420
We're leaving. We'll leave this fraud

2660
01:50:46,420 --> 01:50:48,420
to his own fucking things.

2661
01:50:48,420 --> 01:50:50,420
And Willy Wonka's like, Fine. Go. Out.

2662
01:50:50,420 --> 01:50:52,420
And then Charlie comes along.

2663
01:50:52,420 --> 01:50:54,420
He pulls out the fucking everlasting gobsocker

2664
01:50:54,420 --> 01:50:56,420
that he was going to sell off to another

2665
01:50:56,420 --> 01:50:58,420
company.

2666
01:50:58,420 --> 01:51:00,420
And he just puts it down on the table.

2667
01:51:00,420 --> 01:51:02,420
And then fucking Willy Wonka just does it in like

2668
01:51:02,420 --> 01:51:04,420
the creepiest fucking hand motion ever.

2669
01:51:04,420 --> 01:51:06,420
He just picks it. He grabs the fucking thing.

2670
01:51:06,420 --> 01:51:08,420
And he just goes,

2671
01:51:10,420 --> 01:51:12,420
So shines a good deed in a weary

2672
01:51:12,420 --> 01:51:14,420
world.

2673
01:51:14,420 --> 01:51:16,420
And then like fucking everybody's like, What?

2674
01:51:16,420 --> 01:51:18,420
The fuck did you just say? He just goes,

2675
01:51:18,420 --> 01:51:20,420
Don't you get it, Charlie?

2676
01:51:20,420 --> 01:51:22,420
You won! I was testing you

2677
01:51:22,420 --> 01:51:24,420
the whole fucking time!

2678
01:51:24,420 --> 01:51:26,420
I knew you were going to win! I just knew it!

2679
01:51:26,420 --> 01:51:28,420
And Charlie's like, What the fuck is going on?

2680
01:51:28,420 --> 01:51:30,420
You just mentally scarred me for the

2681
01:51:30,420 --> 01:51:32,420
rest of my life, man!

2682
01:51:32,420 --> 01:51:34,420
I passed because I just disregarded

2683
01:51:34,420 --> 01:51:36,420
the deaths of four other children.

2684
01:51:36,420 --> 01:51:38,420
That's why I passed. He's like, You own

2685
01:51:38,420 --> 01:51:40,420
the factory now! He just goes,

2686
01:51:40,420 --> 01:51:42,420
He just goes, Can my mom and

2687
01:51:42,420 --> 01:51:44,420
family move in? He's like, Yes, Charlie!

2688
01:51:44,420 --> 01:51:46,420
They can all move in! You are

2689
01:51:46,420 --> 01:51:48,420
my fucking legacy or some shit.

2690
01:51:48,420 --> 01:51:50,420
He is like, We have so much

2691
01:51:50,420 --> 01:51:52,420
to do! We have so much to-

2692
01:51:52,420 --> 01:51:54,420
We have so little to do, so much time!

2693
01:51:54,420 --> 01:51:56,420
He just goes, Actually, scratch that,

2694
01:51:56,420 --> 01:51:58,420
reverse it. We have so much to do

2695
01:51:58,420 --> 01:52:00,420
in so little time! And he runs down the hallway

2696
01:52:00,420 --> 01:52:02,420
and he goes into this elevator and he's just like,

2697
01:52:02,420 --> 01:52:04,420
I never pressed this button before.

2698
01:52:04,420 --> 01:52:06,420
And it just shows like a fucking glass ceiling

2699
01:52:06,420 --> 01:52:08,420
and he's just like, What the fuck is that? He just goes,

2700
01:52:08,420 --> 01:52:10,420
It's a wonkavator. Let's get in. It's a glass

2701
01:52:10,420 --> 01:52:12,420
elevator. And there's a button that just

2702
01:52:12,420 --> 01:52:14,420
said- The elevator terrified me, too.

2703
01:52:14,420 --> 01:52:16,420
And he just goes,

2704
01:52:16,420 --> 01:52:18,420
I never pressed this button before.

2705
01:52:18,420 --> 01:52:20,420
So he presses the button, and then

2706
01:52:20,420 --> 01:52:22,420
it just starts fucking skyrocketing.

2707
01:52:22,420 --> 01:52:24,420
And then he's like, What the-

2708
01:52:24,420 --> 01:52:26,420
What's going on? And he just goes,

2709
01:52:26,420 --> 01:52:28,420
Oh, we're gonna go through the roof. And he just goes,

2710
01:52:28,420 --> 01:52:30,420
Is the elevator gonna

2711
01:52:30,420 --> 01:52:32,420
stay together? He's just, I don't know.

2712
01:52:32,420 --> 01:52:34,420
He's just like, Maybe.

2713
01:52:34,420 --> 01:52:36,420
He's like, Bro,

2714
01:52:36,420 --> 01:52:38,420
I know as much as you.

2715
01:52:38,420 --> 01:52:40,420
Dude, it's coming up real fast!

2716
01:52:40,420 --> 01:52:42,420
He's like, I hope we make it.

2717
01:52:42,420 --> 01:52:44,420
And he fucking crashed through the fucking

2718
01:52:44,420 --> 01:52:46,420
ceiling. And he just fly over this

2719
01:52:46,420 --> 01:52:48,420
Victorian England town. And it

2720
01:52:48,420 --> 01:52:50,420
looks like a fucking little thing on a fishing line.

2721
01:52:50,420 --> 01:52:52,420
And then the credits roll.

2722
01:52:52,420 --> 01:52:54,420
And that's the end. That's the end. That's it. They don't

2723
01:52:54,420 --> 01:52:56,420
talk about the children that fucking died,

2724
01:52:56,420 --> 01:52:58,420
or anything. That's it. Willy Wonka.

2725
01:52:58,420 --> 01:53:00,420
Yup, those kids.

2726
01:53:00,420 --> 01:53:02,420
Those kids ate shit.

2727
01:53:02,420 --> 01:53:04,420
Willy Wonka. Those kids got

2728
01:53:04,420 --> 01:53:06,420
fucked up.

2729
01:53:06,420 --> 01:53:08,420
He's literally developing arms inside

2730
01:53:08,420 --> 01:53:10,420
of this factory with the laser vision

2731
01:53:10,420 --> 01:53:12,420
thing.

2732
01:53:12,420 --> 01:53:14,420
Like, there's some questions that need to be asked.

2733
01:53:14,420 --> 01:53:16,420
Where did he get the fucking slaves from?

2734
01:53:16,420 --> 01:53:18,420
Why the fuck is he okay

2735
01:53:18,420 --> 01:53:20,420
with killing kids? What the

2736
01:53:20,420 --> 01:53:22,420
fuck was on that contract?

2737
01:53:22,420 --> 01:53:24,420
And what the

2738
01:53:24,420 --> 01:53:26,420
fuck was that tunnel? And what the

2739
01:53:26,420 --> 01:53:28,420
fuck was the tunnel? Like, there's a lot of

2740
01:53:28,420 --> 01:53:30,420
questions. It's like fucking, it feels like Aperture

2741
01:53:30,420 --> 01:53:32,420
Laboratories from fucking Portal.

2742
01:53:32,420 --> 01:53:34,420
It's just not good.

2743
01:53:34,420 --> 01:53:36,420
It's bad vibes all

2744
01:53:36,420 --> 01:53:38,420
time. You have enslaved alien

2745
01:53:38,420 --> 01:53:40,420
workers.

2746
01:53:40,420 --> 01:53:42,420
Very advanced military

2747
01:53:42,420 --> 01:53:44,420
technology. Dying kids.

2748
01:53:44,420 --> 01:53:46,420
Yeah, it's a real fucked up

2749
01:53:46,420 --> 01:53:48,420
weird thing. Casey, you are

2750
01:53:48,420 --> 01:53:50,420
not looking hot right now.

2751
01:53:50,420 --> 01:53:52,420
So I think it's time to

2752
01:53:52,420 --> 01:53:54,420
boot it up. I think we wrap it up.

2753
01:53:54,420 --> 01:53:56,420
Alright guys, thanks for listening.

2754
01:53:56,420 --> 01:53:58,420
Happy birthday Casey. Happy birthday Casey. We hope

2755
01:53:58,420 --> 01:54:00,420
you feel better buddy. You look like you're

2756
01:54:00,420 --> 01:54:02,420
over the hill. Dude, all I want is an email from a listener.

2757
01:54:02,420 --> 01:54:04,420
Please.

2758
01:54:04,420 --> 01:54:06,420
All we want. Even if

2759
01:54:06,420 --> 01:54:08,420
you fucking hate us. Even if you're never

2760
01:54:08,420 --> 01:54:10,420
going to contact us. Sign us up for a scam.

2761
01:54:10,420 --> 01:54:12,420
Something. Just give us an email.

2762
01:54:12,420 --> 01:54:14,420
Dox us. Like, okay maybe not

2763
01:54:14,420 --> 01:54:16,420
that. No, it's out there.

2764
01:54:16,420 --> 01:54:18,420
Yeah, fucking dox us.

2765
01:54:18,420 --> 01:54:20,420
We'll take it. Take my bank account

2766
01:54:20,420 --> 01:54:22,420
information. Not mine please.

2767
01:54:22,420 --> 01:54:24,420
Allymack volunteers

2768
01:54:24,420 --> 01:54:26,420
to be doxed. No, I do not volunteer

2769
01:54:26,420 --> 01:54:28,420
to be doxed. Anyways, thank

2770
01:54:28,420 --> 01:54:30,420
you guys for watching. As always,

2771
01:54:30,420 --> 01:54:32,420
be kind to yourselves. And each other.

2772
01:54:32,420 --> 01:54:34,420
We out. Goodbye.

2773
01:54:34,420 --> 01:54:38,420
For all we know,

2774
01:54:38,420 --> 01:54:40,420
robots have souls. We just don't know

2775
01:54:40,420 --> 01:54:42,420
if they do or don't. How do you know?

2776
01:54:42,420 --> 01:54:44,420
Have you ever been

2777
01:54:44,420 --> 01:54:46,420
a cyborg or a robot?

2778
01:54:46,420 --> 01:54:50,420
Do you think we were the first ones

2779
01:54:50,420 --> 01:54:52,420
to inhabit this planet?

2780
01:54:52,420 --> 01:54:54,420
Fuck it up.

2781
01:54:54,420 --> 01:54:57,420
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking

2782
01:54:57,420 --> 01:55:00,420
rabbit hole. Yes, we are.

2783
01:55:00,420 --> 01:55:02,420
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

2784
01:55:02,420 --> 01:55:06,420
Extended episodes.

2785
01:55:06,420 --> 01:55:08,420
Where the fuck did this yearman come from?

2786
01:55:08,420 --> 01:55:10,420
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

2787
01:55:10,420 --> 01:55:12,420
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

2788
01:55:12,420 --> 01:55:14,420
They're killing

2789
01:55:14,420 --> 01:55:16,420
already born babies and

2790
01:55:16,420 --> 01:55:18,420
selling them to the Chinese.

2791
01:55:18,420 --> 01:55:20,420
Aliens exist as

2792
01:55:20,420 --> 01:55:22,420
somewhere in China.

2793
01:55:22,420 --> 01:55:24,420
In some days, there are

2794
01:55:24,420 --> 01:55:26,420
super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.

2795
01:55:26,420 --> 01:55:28,420
Anthropocastatron.

2796
01:55:28,420 --> 01:55:30,420
They have dread

2797
01:55:30,420 --> 01:55:32,420
as super soldiers.

2798
01:55:32,420 --> 01:55:34,420
Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.

2799
01:55:34,420 --> 01:55:36,420
I do not

2800
01:55:36,420 --> 01:55:38,420
recognize the alien compare.

2801
01:55:38,420 --> 01:55:46,740
Motherfucking

2802
01:56:00,740 --> 01:56:02,740
Before my eyes,

2803
01:56:02,740 --> 01:56:04,740
while holding their pulse, feel them die

2804
01:56:04,740 --> 01:56:11,100
of this virus you feel bump bump bump nothing they're fucking gone I've seen

2805
01:56:11,100 --> 01:56:15,940
it happen I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the

2806
01:56:15,940 --> 01:56:24,060
birds they know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going

2807
01:56:24,060 --> 01:56:27,620
to be able to raise and they are gonna make them so fucking real they're gonna

2808
01:56:27,620 --> 01:56:31,700
sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage

2809
01:56:31,700 --> 01:56:35,500
they're gonna be able to convince you that things are fucking real you can cut it open you're gonna see blood

2810
01:56:35,500 --> 01:56:39,260
guts no circuitry but let me tell you their technology is out of solution

2811
01:56:39,260 --> 01:57:08,500
which by the way big brother is the overlord

2812
01:57:09,260 --> 01:57:25,980
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying

2813
01:57:25,980 --> 01:57:42,060
it's fucking real okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit

2814
01:57:42,060 --> 01:57:56,460
Soros is the fucking devil okay he's the actual fucking leader for all this shit

2815
01:57:56,460 --> 01:58:00,260
Donald Trump the fucking word person out there

2816
01:58:00,260 --> 01:58:16,780
the actual fucking leader

2817
01:58:30,260 --> 01:58:32,320
you