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Okay.

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And on that note, welcome back to Tales from the Service Industry.

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I'm your host, I'm Bill.

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I'm here tonight with our favorite Resident Deviant, Liz.

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Hi, team.

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and Ms. B.

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What up, guys?

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So, guys, we don't have a human special guest tonight, but we have kind of a fourth thing

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in the room that is a camera.

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So, if you're listening to us on YouTube, hopefully this next episode is a little different.

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Oh, yeah.

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You can see our shenanigans with drinking wine and cheers.

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So unfortunately, you can't see our faces, but you can kind of see our wine, our hands

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coming in the frame, and you can see the wonderful treats that I brought my fabulous

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co-host this evening.

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Thanks, mom.

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And before you wonder why that is, again, it comes back to the fact that we are working

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professionals and while we like to share stories and give people a little insight into our world.

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You see how hard they work to chet.

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As they be super gently sets the glass down.

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Because I knew her.

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Anyway, since we are still working in the industry, we do try to keep a little bit of a lower profile.

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So welcome to the Tales from the Service Industries Studio.

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I missed you guys.

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Oh, I missed you too.

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I know we've been releasing episodes as regular and as scheduled, but we have not recorded

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in quite a minute just with the three of us.

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OG3.

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OG3.

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We are back and we are ready and we are feeling spicy tonight.

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Well, the other thing is that we've recorded and we've banked episodes.

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So we got to take a little bit of a break behind the scenes.

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Because we all have lives as do you as listeners and sometimes what you don't have lives.

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We work in the service industry.

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That is my life.

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I mean, very true.

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But we have other obligations sometimes and it's nice that we can stack episodes and

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still give our listeners their episodes as scheduled.

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So if you hear a little bit of clanking on coasters as glasses get set down or munching,

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we are enjoying some of the most amazing snickerdoodles brought to you by yours truly.

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Liz's mom.

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Thanks Liz mom.

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Well, no, I made them.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah, I made them.

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I think you said your mother made them and you freeze them.

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It's her recipe.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Well, that's just as exciting.

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No, they are.

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They were Liz's mom.

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They are delicious and anyone listening from my hometown that probably played sports

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Yeah, you know these snickerdoodle bars.

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My mom makes them better.

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Anyway, enough of her.

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I do have kind of a time sensitive topic.

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Oh, let's hear it.

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Yeah, bring it on.

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So I want to congratulate all of us for surviving Hurricane Hillary 2023.

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Yeah, we did it.

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It was so hard.

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All this hype.

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I bought a battery operated radio.

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Yeah, Bill, you got to listen to this and have us be truly prepared for the apocalypse.

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I bought a couple cases of water bottles.

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You were too late.

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Did you get gallons of water?

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I missed that.

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Truly the pocket.

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Like they told us to prepare for power outages, major, major flooding.

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How did we prepare our workplaces for this disastrous storm?

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We took down the flags and removed the cushions out of the pool.

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Is that your standard rain prep?

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Did you do anything extra?

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So for us, we ensured that the roof was clear of anything lightweight because unfortunately

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a lot of hotels for whatever reason stuff ends up on the roof.

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Anything that was lightweight so all of our pool furniture got stacked and cabled or it

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was yeah, or it was put into a like an interior room.

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chance for thunder and lightning.

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lightning going on.

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It was like, Hey, look, you guys got to get out.

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I mean, look at that point.

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Go back in your room.

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bunch of nothing.

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aside water and bottled water and all that because should the water system lose pressure

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and you have a backflow situation because we have to have backflow testing done every

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year at our hotels to ensure that tainted water doesn't go back in the system.

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the water supply.

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comes out of your tap you can, you know, use for flushing toilets and things like that.

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at that point.

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I thought this is just because faucets wouldn't work.

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go out of the system into a business, a building, a factory, whatever.

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municipal water system, then that water is ejected out the backflow valve.

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I literally just thought like the sink wouldn't work.

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I mean, I'm not trying to downplay the storm because there were areas that were severely

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affected and there were areas that had to be evacuated.

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I'm just talking about like our personal experience.

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Like 90% of California, Southern California, because there's pretty much just like deserts

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and high ground and areas.

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They got a ton of rain and that's in an area that just doesn't normally get rain.

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decades flowing six feet deep.

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You know, where we live, there's what, 4 million people in the area in this county,

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give or take.

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So for 4 million people that prepared, they had a whole bunch of nothing.

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whole bunch of inundation, a much smaller percentage in population of people.

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They have a very different take on this.

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it's nine years.

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It's that wolf thing where I remember with the last one they burned.

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Do you remember in 2023?

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And that's when people are going to get hurt or burned or whatever the case may be.

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People like me that have anxiety.

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Regardless, I had probably like 60% of the anxiety you did.

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Like I was prepped.

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Not to that extent.

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You mean like our friend who was just out drinking in LA being like, hurricane?

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What?

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I was ridiculous.

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That was ridiculous.

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And yeah, I almost told that friend like, you need to go home.

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I know for a fact you have stuff on the patio, you need to take that in girl.

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I mean, I hope something like this doesn't happen again, but I mean, it will.

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We prepped so much.

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I was, it was crazy.

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I made a list.

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I made a checklist for the team to do.

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Okay, but your situation is a little bit different.

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We don't have a freaking marina, but we have a lot of outdoor stuff to take care of.

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You have a lot.

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I mean, I had to secure the boats, those poor boats.

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I was texting her worried.

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I was like, how do you protect the boats?

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And she's like, you don't pray.

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I'm just kidding.

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You secure anything this lightweight.

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You make sure that they're tied in well.

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I plug them.

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That was an extra precaution in case water got in the boat.

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I secured all of the chargers to just ensure they didn't get water damaged because those

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are like $300 a pop.

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I didn't want to be, yeah, I didn't want to be spending like two grand just on chargers.

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They can go unplugged for a day.

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It's fine.

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Did anything get damaged?

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No, that's amazing.

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No, we had one buoy.

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No, no, no, I didn't say that right.

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So we have like a, I call them string of pearls.

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They're big orbs like connected to each other that separates like open water and a swim

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area.

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Those got disconnected from a dock.

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You just had to re hook it in.

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Oh wow.

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That's some tragic damage.

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But we, I thought I had a pretty like good list going.

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And then the next day our director of security like calls me and he's like, I need to meet

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with you today.

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We need to prep.

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And I'm like, dude, like my staff has already prepped.

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They have a list.

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And he's like, okay, okay, sounds good.

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Like, thank you.

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He added like 10 things to my list.

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So I originally just pulled the pool cushions off of the chase lounges.

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He wanted the chase lounges and umbrellas and umbrellas bases cleared from the pool

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deck.

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We didn't do that.

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So we just stacked furniture because we had nowhere else to put them.

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Another restaurant was using the only meeting space available.

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So I was like, well, the chase lounges can get wet.

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Like we never put them away for any rain.

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They can get wet.

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At the end of the day, it all comes back to they were expecting wind that didn't show

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up.

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Yeah.

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I waited all day for wind.

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I never saw any of it.

264
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Right.

265
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But you know, those lounge chairs, how much do they weigh?

266
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They can't be more than 10 pounds.

267
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Yeah.

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They're not very heavy.

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10 pounds at most.

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They're not very heavy.

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You put a 50 mile an hour wind under it.

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It's going to fly away.

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Like a tooth pick.

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Yeah.

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The idea of prepping is not bad.

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The problem with it is, is that everybody did a lot of prep and it didn't come to fruition.

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And now people are going to be like, oh, well, next time I'm not going to do such and such.

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You know, I mean, I grew up in a place where we would get tropical storms and they were

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no joke.

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So my experience seeing that this was coming and hearing what the statistics were, it's

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like, OK, well, let's be smart about it.

282
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Yeah.

283
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Why didn't the storm materialize?

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If any of you know, like, I think it like split and moved and it did a lot of weird things.

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It did.

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So I stayed up waiting because I was excited for this freaking storm to use my radio to

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let my candles.

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Did you turn on the radio?

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Of course.

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I'll test it and I put it preloaded on a news channel.

291
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Oh, OK.

292
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Were they talking about it?

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All they did was talk for days about this and then the storm comes like, oh, thank God,

294
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we prepared the moved on on the radio.

295
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Yeah.

296
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You don't listen to the radio news.

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I do not.

298
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I don't watch the news.

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I don't listen to the radio.

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I have my podcast that I listen to that don't talk about the news.

301
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Except for this one where we are talking about.

302
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Right now.

303
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Exactly that.

304
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Right now.

305
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I do.

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And that's probably why I have anxiety.

307
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Yeah, you should stop.

308
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I can't.

309
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You need like a meditation something or other.

310
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Oh, I got those two.

311
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Oh, my God.

312
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But now it's by the call map.

313
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Oh, OK.

314
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We are not sponsored.

315
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No, I am.

316
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But calm if you hear this.

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You're free to shoot us a DM.

318
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Well, OK.

319
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So other than hurricanes, how's everybody was work week?

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Work week sucked.

321
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Here.

322
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Sorry.

323
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Pardon the snooker doodle.

324
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Your kids are really not getting any of those.

325
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No, they're going to be gone in the next 10 minutes.

326
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OK.

327
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I'm sorry.

328
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I didn't bring more.

329
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I'm sorry.

330
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You didn't bring more either.

331
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I saved some for myself.

332
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Well, smart move because we could have eaten them.

333
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I'll bake more.

334
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All right.

335
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Yes, you will give me a request list.

336
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What do we like?

337
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Any kind of cookie?

338
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No nuts.

339
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No peanut butter please.

340
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Oh, I struck.

341
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You agree with her?

342
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I yeah.

343
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No peanut butter.

344
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I don't have a problem with peanut butter.

345
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It's just not my flavor in a cookie.

346
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Yeah.

347
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Y'all are fired.

348
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No, you are fired.

349
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No, but like I like peanut butter with things, but in a cook.

350
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It just it doesn't belong in a cookie.

351
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I'm sorry.

352
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You're telling me a peanut butter fluffer nutter cookie does not sound good.

353
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No, thanks.

354
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Peanut butter and marshmallow, melted ooey goodness.

355
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Peanut butter.

356
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It just I don't want it.

357
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It's a very overpowering flavor when it comes to desserts, I will say, but I love that.

358
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Any hoosie.

359
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Oh yeah.

360
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Back to work.

361
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Oh my god, Bill your work sucks work sucks because of summer or no, it's because of dumb

362
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Diddy dumdums.

363
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Employees are guests.

364
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:35,920
No, actually, as much as we've shared stories about employees doing dumb Diddy dumdums.

365
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Yeah, the less than brilliant things.

366
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Choosing option B on an intelligence level.

367
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It has honest to God been nothing, but guest issues the last two weeks.

368
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I bet you jinx yourself because you keep saying how like works on event fallen like,

369
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I don't have I don't have much.

370
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That was like a month ago.

371
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Yeah.

372
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That was the last time we recorded.

373
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Jinx saved up.

374
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Oh yeah, that's right.

375
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Exploded.

376
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That was then this is now.

377
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So yes, unfortunately, I broke the cardinal rule and said everything was cool and nothing

378
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really was going on.

379
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And then all of a sudden everything is going on.

380
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Are you blessing us with a bill rant?

381
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You know what?

382
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Yeah, I probably will.

383
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But I am trying to calm down a little bit about it because some of the things that have

384
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,800
been a little high, no, you seem a little hyped.

385
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I am a little hyped.

386
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,880
You should have seen me last week.

387
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I was furious.

388
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We recorded a little bit of an episode that will never make the air.

389
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Uh huh.

390
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Sorry.

391
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It sounded like a good idea to record last week and it just devolved into like I kind

392
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of felt like I was one of her favorite comedians.

393
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I know.

394
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My favorite angry comics.

395
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That's my cup of tea.

396
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Angry and cursing and bitter at the world.

397
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That was D, all the above right here on this night.

398
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What are we a tall glass of that?

399
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What even for our listeners like pre-recording tonight, you were heated.

400
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I'm sorry.

401
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I'm tired of people being stupid and like trying to take advantage, being advantageous

402
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and then being indignant about it.

403
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,640
Okay.

404
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Give us an example.

405
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I'm dying.

406
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,640
All right.

407
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Perfect example is this.

408
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,640
Okay.

409
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When you make a reservation, you can make the reservation using a myriad of different

410
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codes.

411
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Right.

412
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:11,640
Okay.

413
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You can be a AAA.

414
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You can book it on as a senior rate.

415
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You can book it as a military.

416
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You can book it as a preferred corporate, but you need to understand that when you get

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to that front desk, they're going to ask you to qualify for that rate.

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So if you book a AAA rate and you're checking in, your questions are going to be what?

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Can I see your AAA card, please?

420
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Along with your ID and your credit card.

421
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Boom.

422
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,240
Right?

423
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No big deal.

424
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,960
And it says right there in the confirmation that you have to write a valid photo ID to

425
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be eligible for this rate.

426
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,560
Well, yeah.

427
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,520
And you have to have your AAA card.

428
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:46,720
So all this last week, we had people checking in on government rates, like government travel

429
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business rates.

430
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Cause they're just clicking every button and they're like, wow, this one goes really low

431
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when I click this button.

432
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Yes.

433
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And the people checking in are not on government business.

434
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I love that.

435
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And three out of, sorry, two out of the three that I had to deal with personally, we're

436
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,560
not even from the state of California.

437
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,720
They booked a California state government rate.

438
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That's amazing.

439
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One was from Arizona.

440
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One was from Kentucky.

441
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So how did they like justify having booked that rate?

442
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,320
They didn't justify.

443
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,200
Well, I was able to book it.

444
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Are you serious?

445
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That was the explainer reason as to why they should qualify for the rate.

446
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,800
Oh my God.

447
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,800
I would have been like, okay, can I see your confirmation email?

448
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Oh, I did ask one person for it.

449
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And they were like, oh no, I never got a confirmation.

450
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,040
Oh, Bull Shark.

451
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Yeah.

452
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:35,360
So you put in your email address because I see that's on the reservation.

453
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You booked the reservation and you didn't get a confirmation.

454
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Come on.

455
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,320
Exactly.

456
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Come on.

457
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,920
We literally get emails for fricking everything these days.

458
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This happened to me actually recently and a gentleman booked the federal government

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rate and I asked for his federal government ID and he didn't provide me one.

460
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He said, I'm a veteran.

461
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And I said, oh, thank you so much.

462
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I thank you for your service.

463
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But to be eligible for the federal government rate, you have to be an active federal government

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employee.

465
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And he's like, well, I didn't know that.

466
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And I was like, oh, it is on the website.

467
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When you click the rate, it says that.

468
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I didn't see that.

469
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And I said, okay, let's do it together.

470
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The little asterisks underneath it.

471
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But we literally, we did it together and I pretended like I was going to book.

472
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I showed him.

473
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I click it and then I'm like, you see all that writing right there?

474
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Oh, I didn't read that.

475
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And I'm like, okay.

476
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,160
And then you get a confirmation email.

477
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It says the same thing.

478
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Like you have to be eligible for that rate in order to book it.

479
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You are not an active federal government employee.

480
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So you're not.

481
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You can't get the rate.

482
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:27,840
Okay.

483
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Are you the A-hole of the week?

484
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I probably am.

485
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So my guy, my guy today did the exact same thing.

486
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So I compromised with him and I gave him a triple A rate, which is the exact same that

487
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we would give for military discount.

488
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But the guy that checked in and trying to do this today was on a California state government

489
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rate.

490
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He had an Arizona ID.

491
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Like, what are you thinking, dude?

492
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:53,200
Yeah, it clearly says California government rate.

493
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And then I hate when they get surprised you ask them for it.

494
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But this happens all the time.

495
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They look at me like, I don't have that.

496
00:17:58,960 --> 00:17:59,960
But you booked it.

497
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,960
You know what?

498
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:01,960
No, no, no.

499
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,960
That leads into the whole thing about people that are like, well, I travel all the time

500
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:09,480
and I've never, ever been asked for an incidental hold on my credit card.

501
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,200
Oh, I had a flat that did that this week.

502
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,200
Oh, God.

503
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Literally, one of our highest tiers, we put an incidental hold on their account.

504
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They're like, why am I seeing this hold for this much?

505
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And I'm like, that's the incidental hold.

506
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Like, I am at, you know, whatever level.

507
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I travel X-mounted days.

508
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I'm like, oh, then you're well aware that every single hotel does.

509
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This has never happened.

510
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:32,080
I said, I have worked for my particular brand for 10 years, X-brand for this many years.

511
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And said in the States, there is not a hotel that does not do it.

512
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,600
Oh, I just never know this.

513
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,600
Is this just people that have never looked, never seen it?

514
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,680
Or they're just trying to pull a fast one.

515
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:47,160
Keeping in mind that some of these people are at a tier level where they have to travel

516
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like 75 plus nights a year.

517
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You're telling me that you have never experienced this in the 75 nights that you've traveled

518
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this year alone.

519
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,400
Do you know what I want to do next time?

520
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Ask this same person.

521
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I said, okay, do me a favor.

522
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I want you to pick up your phone.

523
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I want you to call any hotel in the continental United States, any hotel.

524
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,440
Do it.

525
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,960
I'll give you 100 bucks out of my pocket if they don't do an incidental hold.

526
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,960
I'll give you 5000 points.

527
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:10,960
That's not enough.

528
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,960
I'll give you 50,000 points.

529
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:13,960
There it is.

530
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,680
To find me a hotel.

531
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:20,000
Oh, in this, since you're a insert tier here, high level, I want you to pick one in our

532
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
brand.

533
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Yeah.

534
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Pick one.

535
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Pick one.

536
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Anyone.

537
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Call them.

538
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Put it on speaker.

539
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000
Let's see how this goes.

540
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Okay, but an incidental hold.

541
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Is that just like the extra 100 or so bucks?

542
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
Yes, ma'am.

543
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Per se or per night?

544
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Per night.

545
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Like I always say, yeah, yeah, whatever.

546
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,640
I've never noticed it.

547
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,640
Most people, because you bring a credit card and it's just.

548
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,640
Yeah.

549
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:42,800
It's the broke ass mofos that use their debit card that get all bent out of shape about

550
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:43,800
it because you're not holding.

551
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,800
You're holding cash.

552
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,800
Yeah.

553
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:46,800
You're not holding mythical money.

554
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:47,800
You're holding hard cash.

555
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:48,800
It holds for a long time.

556
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,800
It holds for like six to 10 business days.

557
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,240
But the credit card, I mean, next time I pay my bill, I don't, it's never been an issue.

558
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,240
Yeah.

559
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,040
Because it's, it's not for normal people.

560
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,040
It's one out of a hundred.

561
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,040
Thank you so much for calling me normal.

562
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,040
Let's not go overboard.

563
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,040
Don't let it go to your head.

564
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,040
Those.

565
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,040
Yeah.

566
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:11,440
So it's just been a lot of that.

567
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,800
And then I had, oh my God, I think I ran to it about this.

568
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,200
The guest that called that wanted to check in early.

569
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,840
Did I share that story with you?

570
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:19,840
Keep going and I'll tell you.

571
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,600
Or was that, or did this happen after?

572
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,600
You know what?

573
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,600
This might have happened after we got together last week.

574
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,600
ringing a bell.

575
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,800
Do you know what day it is?

576
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,800
No, I don't.

577
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:32,120
That's part of the, it's a side effect of the industry we work in.

578
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,120
Okay.

579
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:36,200
So I am running around the property.

580
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,200
I get a phone call.

581
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,960
Hey, I've got a guest that wants to check in early.

582
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,960
I'm like, okay, do we have an available?

583
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:42,960
Oh my God.

584
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:43,960
Yes.

585
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:44,960
Yes.

586
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:45,960
Okay.

587
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:46,960
Like why do you need my help with this?

588
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,520
And he's like, well, I don't have any rooms that are ready and they want a very specific

589
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,520
room.

590
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,400
They needed a specific bedding type and they wanted it to be on the first floor.

591
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:57,360
And I had a total of one of those that was going to be available for them for them.

592
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,960
And the room had just vacated.

593
00:20:58,960 --> 00:20:59,960
At the time of check-in.

594
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:00,960
Yeah.

595
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:05,000
And this is about 11, 45, 12, 12, 30 somewhere in there.

596
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Early.

597
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,200
And then like 45 minute window, right?

598
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,720
So guest is gone.

599
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:12,000
And I'm like, okay, well, just let him know that we'll advise housekeeping and we'll have

600
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,720
the room ready as soon as possible.

601
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,720
He says, well, he wants it well before three o'clock.

602
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,720
Bastard.

603
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,720
Okay.

604
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,080
Well, it's like noon now.

605
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,960
Just contact housekeeping so on and so forth.

606
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,880
And he's like, no, this guy wants to talk to you.

607
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,160
And he said, if he doesn't talk to you, he's going to call back every five minutes until

608
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,320
he does talk to you.

609
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:32,000
Now, and at this point, I'm thinking to myself, no, it's not a threat to me.

610
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,440
It's just, it says to me, low level harassment.

611
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,520
This is the, no, it just says that this is the kind of guy that I'm going to be dealing

612
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,520
with.

613
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,520
Yeah.

614
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,520
So I'm like, okay, I will be right there.

615
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,520
So I stopped what I'm doing.

616
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,040
And at the time I was painting.

617
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:46,080
So it's not like, yeah, I know, I know.

618
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,240
Bill does everything.

619
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,400
There's a lot of things that we need to get done at this hotel.

620
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,600
So anyway, so I'm painting.

621
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,920
So I put everything away.

622
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,120
I go to the front desk.

623
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,920
I get on the phone with the guy.

624
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,520
And the guy is telling me how he's got this reservation for today and he wants to check

625
00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,520
in early.

626
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,200
And I said, okay, the room has already departed.

627
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,520
We will advise housekeeping.

628
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,720
We will get the room ready for you.

629
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:09,160
And he goes, you're going to get the room ready for me because I'm a platinum, right?

630
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,760
And I said, no, sir.

631
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:14,800
I said, I'm going to get the room ready for you because you are incoming guests and we

632
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,480
do everything we can to ensure that our incoming guests are taken care of.

633
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,200
And he goes, because I'm platinum, right?

634
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,200
Oh my God.

635
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,880
And I said, no, not because you're platinum, because you're our guest.

636
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:29,320
I'm going to make sure that this room is ready in advance for you because you are our guest.

637
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,160
But you're doing it because I'm a platinum, right?

638
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:35,160
So we go through this dog and pony show like four or five times and he keeps looping back

639
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,680
to the status level.

640
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,440
Did you know his status level at the time you picked up the phone and called him?

641
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:40,440
I did.

642
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,440
Well, he was on hold.

643
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,440
So I didn't have to call him back.

644
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,760
But yeah, I knew what he was the moment I picked up the phone.

645
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,520
I had already reviewed his reservation.

646
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,360
I don't care what his level is.

647
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:52,200
What I care about is the fact that he's coming to stay with us and I'm going to do everything

648
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,760
I can to make his stay as good as possible.

649
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,800
So I emphasized once again, no, sir, I'm not doing this because of your level.

650
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,320
I'm doing this because you are our guest.

651
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,760
I do this for all of our guests.

652
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,160
I go the distance.

653
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,080
I make things happen for shit reviews.

654
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:13,880
He wants to say what his level is and I refuse to do it because I've already already addressed

655
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,080
with him the fact that I appreciate that he was a platinum guest when I first got on

656
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,080
the phone with him.

657
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,760
But now we're not talking about anything that is tier related.

658
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:22,760
Yeah.

659
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,320
So I'm absolutely at this point simply about service.

660
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,680
You're asking for early checking.

661
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,760
You're not asking for an upgrade because of status.

662
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,560
And who doesn't ask for that?

663
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:31,560
Right.

664
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:32,560
So I don't know.

665
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,560
Two hours passed by.

666
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,560
I'm back doing my thing.

667
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,560
You're painting.

668
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,560
Oh no, at this point I was doing some other things.

669
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,560
I was in the office.

670
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,560
Welling.

671
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,640
No, I would love to learn how to weld.

672
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:42,640
I don't know how to weld.

673
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,120
I thought you literally did it all.

674
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,120
I am shocked.

675
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,120
No, I don't.

676
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,000
So anyway, I'm back in the office.

677
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000
My phone rings.

678
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,600
I answered the phone and front desk says, hey, the guest that you talked to earlier.

679
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,600
The besties here.

680
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,720
No, his wife is here.

681
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,000
Oh, geez.

682
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,320
His wife wants to talk to you.

683
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,800
And I looked at the clock and it was like a quarter to three.

684
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,720
And I'm like, please tell me that their room is ready.

685
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,320
And he says, oh yeah, no, they checked in about 20 minutes ago.

686
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,320
Oh, perfect.

687
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,320
He better be thanking you.

688
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,840
We've got their room ready ahead of the three o'clock check-in.

689
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:11,840
So I'm like, okay.

690
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,120
So I head downstairs.

691
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:16,080
She wants to talk to me away from the front desk.

692
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,080
Great.

693
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,560
So I walk out into the lobby.

694
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,560
I stand in the corner with her and she goes, you know, I just need to clarify a few things.

695
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,840
And I said, sure, how can I help you?

696
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:29,240
She says, you know, when my husband was talking to you, he kept saying that he was a platinum

697
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:34,440
and you just kept saying that you were doing this because it's about a matter of service.

698
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,440
And I said, yes.

699
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,320
And she goes, well, I don't think that's right.

700
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,040
And I said, I'm sorry.

701
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,040
Why is that?

702
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:45,400
She goes, well, what is the point of having a tier that we are at if we don't get things

703
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,920
like early arrivals?

704
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:51,600
So I'm trying to explain to her that there is a difference between a benefit and service

705
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:55,520
between a perk and what we do for all the guests.

706
00:24:55,520 --> 00:25:00,800
And I was explaining to her that your tier gets you things like redemption points earned

707
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,120
at a higher rate.

708
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,440
You know, it gets you a guaranteed late checkout.

709
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,880
It gives you dedicated reservation lines.

710
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,920
It gives you X, Y and Z. And I listed a ton of things that it gives her.

711
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:16,040
I said, all of those are perks that are tied to your tier, your benefits.

712
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,440
You're always entitled to good service.

713
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,440
Exactly.

714
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,000
Regardless of your status.

715
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:25,760
And I said to her, I said, I don't care if you're paying premium dollar or coming in

716
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,440
on a deep discount.

717
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:32,880
I will treat every one of our guests the exact same way because to me, it's about your experience

718
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,320
and it's about service.

719
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:38,480
And she says, oh, that's about you, not your company.

720
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,760
And I said, ma'am, I'm sorry.

721
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,520
I don't understand what is going on.

722
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:46,120
And she again says, you know, oh, well, I just don't understand what the point of my

723
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,360
tier level is that.

724
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,240
You do not listen to what I just said.

725
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,240
All right.

726
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:55,280
And I said once again, I said, you're conflating service with benefits.

727
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,800
And she goes, yes, but my husband said, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

728
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,800
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

729
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:00,800
And I said, I understand that.

730
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,720
I said, I don't even understand why we're having this conversation because you're not

731
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,720
even the member.

732
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:09,840
Oh, and she says, and again, she goes back to the whole tier level thing.

733
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,040
And I'm like, I don't know what to tell you.

734
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,040
You are confusing.

735
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,040
What are you fishing for?

736
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,160
Yeah, you are confusing service with benefits.

737
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,520
And she goes, well, you know what?

738
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,880
I think we just need to agree to disagree.

739
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,440
Great, have a great day.

740
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,440
No, you're right.

741
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,440
I agree you're stupid.

742
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:27,240
No, I wouldn't let it go because it's done.

743
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,240
I'm done.

744
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,240
Just had a week.

745
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,240
Okay.

746
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,680
Yeah, I was done with this woman because she did not want to understand.

747
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,040
She just wanted an ego stroke and I wasn't going to give it to her.

748
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:42,560
And I just I refused to give in that she was wanting me to stroke the fact that she, well,

749
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,800
no, that her husband is a platinum guest.

750
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,800
Right.

751
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,840
We go through this thing a couple more times.

752
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,160
She says again, agree to disagree.

753
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,320
I said fine.

754
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,680
And then she brings it up again.

755
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,680
Oh, no.

756
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,680
I just, okay.

757
00:26:54,680 --> 00:27:00,000
I just envision like Bill saying the same thing and getting the same response 10 times

758
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
from the husband and then the wife.

759
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
I don't know how you get the patience.

760
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000
The husband never showed up.

761
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
It was just the wife.

762
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
No, on the phone, the first interaction.

763
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Oh, yeah, yeah.

764
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Oh, yeah, yeah.

765
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000
So we start into the third cycle.

766
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:15,400
And you just keep getting more and more irritated and more and more like stern in your point,

767
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,280
which is the same words.

768
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,560
What was Chris Tucker's line?

769
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,160
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

770
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,880
She did not.

771
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:28,880
So we get into the third cycle of all of this after she has already said to me twice, we

772
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,200
have to agree to disagree and then loops back into it.

773
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,200
And then it was my turn.

774
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,040
I'd had enough with this woman.

775
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,440
I looked her square in the eye and I said, you know what, a few moments ago, you said

776
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,080
we should just agree to disagree.

777
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,680
I think that's what we're going to do.

778
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,280
I'm going to agree to disagree.

779
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,720
And I turned and I just walked.

780
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:45,720
Good.

781
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,400
I had to go to the last word forever.

782
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,400
Just left her stand in there.

783
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,400
You had the last word.

784
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,120
Well, yeah, but I didn't realize that there was going to be an opportunity to have an

785
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,800
even last word.

786
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:59,560
And that was that the guest had booked four separate one night reservations.

787
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,560
Wait, what?

788
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,080
Wait, wait, wait, wait for it.

789
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:06,640
The first one was pay direct regular rate on their platinum benefits.

790
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,840
The next three employee rate.

791
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:09,840
What?

792
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:10,840
What?

793
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:11,840
No.

794
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,840
Yeah.

795
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:13,840
So, huh?

796
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,840
How?

797
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,600
I know somebody friends and family rate.

798
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,760
Wait, are they on friends and family or associate?

799
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,960
No, they were on friends and family.

800
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:26,640
Now here's where I felt like this is kind of ironic is that with that benefit, you can't

801
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,240
combine the two.

802
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,240
So you can have your tier or you can have your deep discount.

803
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,240
Right.

804
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,240
Yeah.

805
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,740
The conversation the next day would have been so lovely.

806
00:28:34,740 --> 00:28:36,400
They chickened out.

807
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,080
They didn't come to the front desk.

808
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,760
I was waiting for them because I wanted to talk to her.

809
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,080
Shadowbox in the corner.

810
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,080
No, no, no.

811
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,440
I was going to simply look her square on the eye.

812
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,440
Bill's ready.

813
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,440
No, no.

814
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,320
I was going to simply look at her square on the eye and ask her, how do you want me

815
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,560
to treat you today?

816
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,240
Because she was booked on a very deep discount.

817
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,640
She couldn't have her platinum benefits.

818
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,640
I love it.

819
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:02,120
So do you want me to treat you like a platinum yesterday or do you want me to treat you like

820
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,960
any of our guests at any level at any rate today?

821
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,560
Because you ain't a platinum today.

822
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,560
That's right.

823
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,560
You're not a platinum today.

824
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:10,560
Mic drop.

825
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,560
I'm so disappointed they didn't come.

826
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,560
I am too.

827
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,560
I was waiting all day.

828
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:18,520
How did they check out for that reservation and checked into the new reservation?

829
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,520
Yeah, they did it.

830
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,680
They did it super early in the morning.

831
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,680
On purpose.

832
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,680
Of course.

833
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,360
No, I'm not going to say it was on purpose.

834
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,080
I'm just going to say I was disappointed that I didn't get to have a conversation with

835
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,080
them.

836
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,080
Oh my God.

837
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,400
I would have gone to their room and knocked, hand delivered those keys.

838
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,680
And these have removed lounge access.

839
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,280
Well, yeah, we don't have that.

840
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,440
Don't you wish you did for that conversation?

841
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,920
Just for that specific conversation?

842
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,440
Yeah, because I can guarantee you if they stayed at your hotel, they would have demanded

843
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:50,280
to be on the club level and then remain on the club level because they had three additional

844
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,280
one night stays.

845
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,280
Absolutely.

846
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,480
Three additional one night stays.

847
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,240
That just seems like a pain in the butt to book.

848
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,520
It's because the rate wasn't available for the full length of stay.

849
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,840
So they kept having to book separate nights individually because they're cheap.

850
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,560
But you have to check out and check in every single day.

851
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,840
Every single reservation is its own.

852
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,120
And effectively every single reservation becomes its own legal entity.

853
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,120
Oh, yeah.

854
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,360
You potentially have to change rooms every single day.

855
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,360
There's a potential for that.

856
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,360
Yeah.

857
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:22,640
And then like, okay, so on that note, I've had guests pull shenanigans like this.

858
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:26,080
They want, let's say, a king bedded room their whole stay.

859
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:30,360
They will book a king bedded room for as long as they can and then a couple of queen bedded

860
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,480
rooms after that and then just say, I don't want to move.

861
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,480
Yeah.

862
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,720
I'm already staying here, so you can't make me move.

863
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,800
And then they don't come back to the hotel.

864
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:43,040
Even though you've told them no, said you have to move, then they leave and they don't

865
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,040
move their stuff.

866
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,760
And so you said, we had this conversation before.

867
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,720
Oh, well, I'm not going to be back till five or six.

868
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,720
That's okay.

869
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:49,720
We'll move your stuff for you.

870
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,720
Yeah.

871
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,720
I don't want you touching my stuff.

872
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,120
I said, well, then you probably should have packed up for you left because we had this

873
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,800
conversation and they got pissed.

874
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,880
And it was like, we had this conversation.

875
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:00,120
If you're going to be gone for the whole day, bring your crap down to the front desk.

876
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,600
They, we wouldn't move them.

877
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,600
Yeah.

878
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,600
Yeah.

879
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,600
It's not, it's not accidental.

880
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:05,600
It's all a power flex.

881
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,600
Yeah.

882
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:10,520
So the thing to do in that situation would just be pack your shite, bring it down to

883
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:14,040
the front desk, have them hold it, have someone bring it up to your new room.

884
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,800
And the, is that the right thing to do?

885
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,760
Most hotels will be nice enough and just say, Hey, just have it packed by the door as soon

886
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,760
as your room's ready.

887
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,600
We'll move it to your new room for you.

888
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,600
We do that.

889
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,600
Great.

890
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,400
But they, I'm personally saving you a trip.

891
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,400
Yeah.

892
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,400
But they don't care.

893
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,400
They just don't want to move.

894
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,000
So they leave everything everywhere so that way you can't move them.

895
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,680
And it's like, I'm an ideal guest.

896
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,600
I'll move your stuff myself.

897
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:40,200
Can I share a really, really good story of a hotel experience?

898
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,200
Yes.

899
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,200
I would love it.

900
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:48,160
So I recently traveled and yes, I did travel on a discount and, but I knew that going in

901
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,600
and like, okay, I'm going to be a sweet little angel.

902
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:51,600
Oh, yay.

903
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,560
I'm going to have all my paperwork ready.

904
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,560
We love that.

905
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,560
We love that.

906
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,560
So get this.

907
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,560
I'm checking in.

908
00:31:58,560 --> 00:31:59,800
I'm flying in.

909
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:04,480
So I'm like, I get there like three and a half hours before check in, but I know this.

910
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,360
I'm like, all right, let me just go to the hotel.

911
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,600
Let me make nice.

912
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,760
Let me present all of my things and let me just see what they can do.

913
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,400
Do I really give a crap what room type I have?

914
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,400
No.

915
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,400
Give me a double.

916
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,400
Give me a king.

917
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,400
Like I don't care.

918
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,400
Courtyard, street view.

919
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,400
I don't care.

920
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,280
Give me a roll in shower next to the dumpsters.

921
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,280
It's fine.

922
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,760
I just not want somebody to smoke in, please.

923
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,000
Ideally, that's my line.

924
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,360
A bed is fine.

925
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,240
Like that's, that's really bare minimum.

926
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:32,800
So I go and mind you, traveling all night, didn't sleep.

927
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,080
I don't know noon this time.

928
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:42,280
So I go up to the front desk and this very, very sweet woman has no voice and she's trying

929
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,280
her best.

930
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,280
She's doing great.

931
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,280
Hi, how are you?

932
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,280
I'm not even going to try and imitate.

933
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,240
I said, Hey, I know I am hours early for check in.

934
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,360
I just want to see if you have anything available because I need to sleep.

935
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,800
I said, if you need me to change rooms tomorrow, I absolutely will.

936
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,600
Like I understand you have like other reservations and I literally just want to like lay down

937
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,280
on check and that, but this point.

938
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,280
Yeah.

939
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,360
I was like, well, okay, let me look.

940
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,640
And I don't even know what I originally booked and she was like, it's two doubles fine.

941
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,040
I'm like, yeah, I don't care.

942
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,200
She goes, is first floor okay?

943
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,360
That's really all we have available right now.

944
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,920
I said, sure.

945
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,960
And I said, well, I have to change rooms.

946
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:23,600
And she was, no, you will, you will stay in that room for the entirety of your stay.

947
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,840
And she goes, credit card 90.

948
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,640
And I said, do you need my form, my special discount form?

949
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,800
And she was like, Oh my gosh, yes, please.

950
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,800
Thank you so much.

951
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:35,280
And at the very end, I'm, because I purposely asked because I want to know her name for

952
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,360
a survey.

953
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,800
Can I get your name?

954
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:38,800
And I introduced myself.

955
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:39,800
Hi, my name is Liz.

956
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,800
And I said, can I ask you to lose your voice?

957
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,520
She goes, Oh my God, I'm sorry.

958
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,520
Like yeah, I lost my voice.

959
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,400
I said, do you want some tea?

960
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,000
Like can I get you anything?

961
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,720
Oh my God, you're so sweet.

962
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,720
Stop.

963
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,760
I would have eaten you up and given you half your stuff for free.

964
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,760
I felt so bad.

965
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,280
Well, I mean, I was staying in a discount.

966
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:59,960
I don't think I could get anything better, but she was just so pleasant and look like

967
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:01,680
she felt like shit.

968
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,160
And I told her, I was like, can you get out of here early today?

969
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,560
Like you need to go home and rest your voice.

970
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,560
Like all this stuff.

971
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:12,200
So every time I saw her the whole trip, I was like, Hi Debbie, how are you?

972
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,200
How's your voice?

973
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,240
Oh my God, you're so sweet.

974
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:16,240
Shout out to Debbie.

975
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,240
Shout out to Debbie.

976
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:18,240
I love that.

977
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:21,520
You would think people staying on the associate rate, which I guess a lot of the times it's

978
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:22,520
not the associate.

979
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:26,040
They can be some of my worst guests and be the rudest and most entitled.

980
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:30,000
And when I get someone on an associate rate or even friends and family, that's just pleasant

981
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,840
and kind and just like a human.

982
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,720
I get so excited.

983
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:39,280
Like I was checking in this one lady and she had, she booked an associate rate and I was

984
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,280
like, Oh, okay.

985
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,280
Do you mind if I get your form?

986
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,280
She said, yes.

987
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,280
She pulls it and she just gives it right to me.

988
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,720
I was like, thank you for having it ready.

989
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,720
She's like, I know.

990
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:49,400
She's like, I work at a hotel and I just think it's so annoying when I have to like, you

991
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,080
know, they have to email it to me and I have to go and I have to print it.

992
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,680
She's like, so whenever I travel, I try to have it ready.

993
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:54,680
And I'm like, you know what?

994
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:55,680
I love you.

995
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:56,680
I'm like, I'm free parking.

996
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,240
I have mine in a like file folder.

997
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,240
Yeah.

998
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:04,940
Well, on that form, what is item number one print and bring original form?

999
00:35:04,940 --> 00:35:05,940
I don't know.

1000
00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:06,940
I didn't read it.

1001
00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:07,940
Just printed it.

1002
00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:08,940
Nobody ever does so ever.

1003
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:13,020
You must present an original printed form at the time of a check-in.

1004
00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:17,240
And we tell people that the person I got the discount from clearly told me that.

1005
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,480
So, right.

1006
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:22,040
Like I was, I was prepped and ready and I also didn't want to be a nuisance.

1007
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:26,000
Like I know it's a big deal to get these discounts and like I want to be the ideal

1008
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000
guest.

1009
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
I'm not going to make a freaking peep.

1010
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000
I'm so proud.

1011
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Yeah.

1012
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Man.

1013
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
They grow up so quick.

1014
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
I know.

1015
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,500
Thank you for being a good human.

1016
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,400
Everybody out there, take some notes.

1017
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,400
Yeah.

1018
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,880
People who get my form and this is like a whole nother subject.

1019
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,880
That list is so limb.

1020
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,720
Like I don't even trust in my own family with my form.

1021
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:46,720
I'm not kidding.

1022
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:49,120
I have siblings.

1023
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:53,320
I do not trust with the form because it's tied to my job.

1024
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,320
How people behave.

1025
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,320
I can lose my job over.

1026
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,320
Direct reflection on you.

1027
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,960
And I can't tell you how many people I've seen lose their job because either they did

1028
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:05,240
something stupid or someone whom they're related to that use their form for something stupid.

1029
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,960
And so I have to trust you literally with my job.

1030
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:12,040
So I can count on one hand how many people I trust to give that form to.

1031
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,040
So.

1032
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,040
Oh my gosh.

1033
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,040
What's a big deal?

1034
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,880
Cause what does the form even say?

1035
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,200
I should, I should read.

1036
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,200
What I'm presenting.

1037
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,200
Yeah.

1038
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:25,000
I mean, it literally says all of that, that your behavior traveling on that rate on that

1039
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:30,360
form is a direct reflection of the employee and can impact the employee's employment.

1040
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,360
And I will say this.

1041
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:35,160
I have a really good friend who's asked me like multiple times for the form and I always

1042
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,840
make up an excuse.

1043
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,960
I like to have a few drinks and maybe sometimes a few too many.

1044
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,640
We are right now.

1045
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:42,640
Not a few too many.

1046
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,320
And maybe once or twice I've had to be chased and corralled to go back home.

1047
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,000
Like, you know, maybe that was like the weapon.

1048
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:53,040
But I don't go stay at my brand on my form and do dumb stuff like that.

1049
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,640
I know to do that in the safety of my own home or with my friend.

1050
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,920
Like I just, I know like, okay, nothing to do with work.

1051
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,840
No, I don't like mix work and like fun.

1052
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:06,480
But so I have some friends who maybe like to go have some fun who I know would have fun

1053
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,480
on my form.

1054
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:12,560
And I'm like, the website doesn't work, which conveniently it does that a lot.

1055
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,360
But I'm like, Oh, I'm so sorry.

1056
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,840
I'm maxed out on people I can add.

1057
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:16,840
Oh, I'm sorry.

1058
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:17,840
I'm sorry.

1059
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,840
It doesn't work.

1060
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:19,840
And I come up with excuses.

1061
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,840
I'm like, Nope, girl, I don't trust you with my job.

1062
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:21,840
I'm sorry.

1063
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,840
Yeah.

1064
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,360
Or you could just say like, Oh, I'm looking at rates like not available for.

1065
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,240
No, because some of these people know how to book it.

1066
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,600
And they like know the codes to use.

1067
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,720
And I just have to be like, Oh, sorry, websites down.

1068
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:31,720
Oh, sorry.

1069
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:33,240
I've added the max number of people.

1070
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,440
I worked there and they don't know.

1071
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:39,120
No, hard pass on that same note though.

1072
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,680
And then again, people who are associates will totally understand this who else hates

1073
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:46,080
and you all can hit the like button wherever you're at and whatever post you're looking

1074
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,080
at right now.

1075
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,520
When somebody asks you for your discount, like messages you out of nowhere.

1076
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:51,520
What?

1077
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,520
Yeah.

1078
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,520
Not even like a text.

1079
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,520
Okay.

1080
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,520
Cause you haven't talked in so long on social.

1081
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,520
Yeah.

1082
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,520
Like messages you out of nowhere on a social, they're sliding in your DMs.

1083
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,320
Hey, how are you doing?

1084
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:04,480
And I'm like, um, hi Becky that I haven't talked to since junior year of high school.

1085
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,960
Do you work for X brand?

1086
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,760
Well, they know cause they see it and they go, Oh my God, I just happened to be traveling

1087
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,760
to X state.

1088
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:11,760
Is there any way?

1089
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:15,080
And I'm like, go fork yourself.

1090
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,600
But like literally that's happened so many times.

1091
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:21,760
And so I actually recently stopped putting where I work or even what brand I work at

1092
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,840
cause I'm so sick of people hitting me up for forms.

1093
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:24,840
Oh wow.

1094
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,340
It's ridiculous.

1095
00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:27,800
Do not hit up miss beef.

1096
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,600
If we don't talk on a reg and I don't like trust you again with my job, don't hit me

1097
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,600
up.

1098
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,600
Do you have people hit you up?

1099
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,600
Oh yeah.

1100
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,600
Oh yeah.

1101
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,600
I have a couple of family members that I will give the form to and that's it.

1102
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,600
Yeah.

1103
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,600
And I've got a bunch of siblings.

1104
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,600
Right.

1105
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,100
I know how to, I know how to book with the code though.

1106
00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:43,600
Yeah, but you don't have the paper.

1107
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:48,880
No, no, no, but it's helpful even when you're inquiring about booking a vacation or a trip.

1108
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,880
It's helpful.

1109
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:50,880
Oh no, totally.

1110
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:51,880
Totally.

1111
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:52,880
It's the same code.

1112
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:53,880
It's been the same code for how many years a million.

1113
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:54,880
Really?

1114
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,400
So lots of people who don't work for the brand know how to book or have told their friends

1115
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,760
like it's out there how to book.

1116
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:00,760
Okay.

1117
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,880
So let's piggyback on that and loop back to my first rant about people booking like

1118
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,040
on the government rate.

1119
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,040
Okay.

1120
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,040
You can go online.

1121
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:13,560
You can find blank forms online, but there's numbers in those forms that allow us to

1122
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,480
check the validity of that form.

1123
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,480
Yup.

1124
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,320
It'll kick back to me exactly where that form came from and whether it's valid or not.

1125
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,800
Are you doing that at the time of checking?

1126
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:22,800
Oh yeah.

1127
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:23,800
At the time they're presenting their form?

1128
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,800
Oh yeah.

1129
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:25,800
Yeah.

1130
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,160
Cause like as you're, you know, checking in, I have no idea what you're doing back there

1131
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,160
typing.

1132
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,160
No.

1133
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,160
And that's the way it should be.

1134
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,160
You're just typing away.

1135
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,080
I'm just waiting there with my ID and credit card ready to tell me when to insert my chip.

1136
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,080
Right.

1137
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,720
So we will check the validity of the form.

1138
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:42,880
And if it's not a good form, I will call you out right there on the spot.

1139
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,480
So that has been happening a lot this summer for us.

1140
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,480
And I'm not kidding.

1141
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:52,360
Like in the past few weeks, multiple times, my assistant manager is long at catching these

1142
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,360
forms bomb.

1143
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,160
Like you're supposed to be typing in the numbers every single check in, but sometimes, you

1144
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,320
know, the desk agents will get a little behind.

1145
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,520
They're brushing through a check in.

1146
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:05,360
Like, so they, they make a little stuff and they go and check them later.

1147
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,360
And my assistant manager could spot one from a mile away.

1148
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:13,200
And so the guest was checking in and they set the form down on the desk and my assistant

1149
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,720
manager kind of just glanced, walked over, looked at the form and she's like, this isn't

1150
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:17,720
a valid form.

1151
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:18,720
They're like, what?

1152
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,120
She was like, I mean, we can plug it in right now, but do you want me to plug in the numbers

1153
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,920
to see if it's a valid form?

1154
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,520
Uh, uh, yeah, it is.

1155
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,680
My son gave it to us and she's like, okay.

1156
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:27,680
She plugged it in.

1157
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:28,680
She's like, invalid form.

1158
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:32,400
She thinks, so right now you're in possession of a fraudulent form so I could cancel your

1159
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,400
reservation right now.

1160
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,720
Uh, no, no, no, uh, we didn't know our son gave it to us.

1161
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:37,720
We didn't know.

1162
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:41,360
And she's like, okay, well then I'm going to change your rate to a regular rate, but

1163
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,840
be aware that, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, but so people keep trying to use

1164
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:45,840
them.

1165
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,920
Do you add notes like into that person's like profile?

1166
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:51,360
Yeah, but if they have one, yeah, cause the problem is a lot of these don't, they don't

1167
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,360
have memberships.

1168
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,600
They're just booking without a membership.

1169
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,560
So it doesn't follow them to hotel hotel.

1170
00:40:55,560 --> 00:41:00,280
So we've been catching those fraudulent forms and a lot of the times there's like imperfections

1171
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,360
and things that like I look at it a quick glance.

1172
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,360
I don't notice it.

1173
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,360
She noticed it.

1174
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,360
She's like, oh yeah.

1175
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,840
And she explained it to me like what caught her eye immediately.

1176
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,360
She saw the line on the side.

1177
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,840
She's like, it wasn't completely straight.

1178
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,280
It kind of jagged out and then you could see they used white out and then tried to repent

1179
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,600
the line in to make it straight again.

1180
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,360
I was like, how did you see that?

1181
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,840
There are things like a half tone that doesn't photocopy well.

1182
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,840
The font that's used is a proprietary font.

1183
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:24,840
Of the brand.

1184
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,840
So you can't reproduce it.

1185
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:31,080
So you can find stuff out there that's marginally close, but the kerning between the letters

1186
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,080
is wrong.

1187
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,000
I'm going to look this up real quick.

1188
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:38,520
For the fact that they tried to like, you know, run it through a printer.

1189
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:42,960
So like the font is printed not quite in the right place or it's had a little bit of an

1190
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:47,480
angle or there's just little quirky things that'll stand out.

1191
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,440
But I do love the look on people's faces when you catch that form.

1192
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,840
In the act is amazing.

1193
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,640
Number one says original must be presented.

1194
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:01,560
And one of the bogus forms that I've seen doesn't have that as the number one.

1195
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,280
It's got something totally different.

1196
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,280
Like number eight.

1197
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:07,080
No, it's not even on there about having a printed original form.

1198
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:12,040
It's like somebody has modified it to not require the printed form.

1199
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,400
Yeah, there's all these.

1200
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,920
I could go on for like a whole episode about all the different things I've seen with fraudulent

1201
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,360
forms and all the ways you can do it.

1202
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,160
Oh yeah, we got a, we got a form number here.

1203
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,160
I'm brilliant.

1204
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:24,920
I'll just stop it here by saying, guys, don't book rates that you're not eligible for and

1205
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:25,920
don't make fraudulent forms.

1206
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,720
Cause that's where we started on this.

1207
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:28,920
Cause you're going to miss fees.

1208
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,920
I'm going to check you in.

1209
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,640
Miss fees going to take you out back and we're going to have a talking.

1210
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,000
I mean, for me, I just prefer to cancel it.

1211
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000
I know.

1212
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,240
I, you don't want the revenue?

1213
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:38,240
No.

1214
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:39,240
Of a regular rate?

1215
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,240
No.

1216
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,240
Okay.

1217
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,320
Well, I just think if they're untrustworthy enough to even do a form, do you want them

1218
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,320
in your hotel?

1219
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:45,320
Yeah.

1220
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,200
You're, you know, you're going to get a charge back on that payment.

1221
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,200
It's just, it's a mess.

1222
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,200
Oh my God.

1223
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,200
Charge backs is another thing that's been out of control lately.

1224
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,400
It's insane.

1225
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:59,400
We had, we had one guy that was like $791 or something like that, total charge for his

1226
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:05,520
room and tax that he disputed with his credit card company claiming not as shown.

1227
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,520
What does that mean?

1228
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,520
What does that mean?

1229
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,520
I don't even know.

1230
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,920
You checked in, you stayed for six nights or no, I'm sorry.

1231
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,440
I think it was five nights.

1232
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,440
Stop.

1233
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,120
You're going to dispute the whole stay for what reason?

1234
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,200
Oh my God.

1235
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,640
We won the charge back challenge.

1236
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:23,960
I mean, we just, we sent a copy of the folio, a copy of his reservation screenshot, et

1237
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:24,960
cetera, et cetera.

1238
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,840
It's like, you stayed, you were here.

1239
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:27,920
Sorry, Charlie.

1240
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,480
So I actually had one recently too.

1241
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:35,320
This last week, Mr. Smith reached out to me and said that he stayed, but he only had one

1242
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,720
room, but he got receipts for two rooms.

1243
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:39,600
And I'm like, oh, that's really weird.

1244
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,040
And I was like, and you, you didn't check into both?

1245
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,040
He's like, no, I only checked into one room.

1246
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:45,640
I was like, wow, they're so odd.

1247
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,360
We'll go ahead and investigate.

1248
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,080
And you know, depending on our findings, I never promise anything because I know how

1249
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,080
this game works.

1250
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,280
I was like, depending on our findings, we'll return this funds to you if, you know, everything

1251
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:58,120
checks out, okay, and he kept bugging me every single day.

1252
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,480
Like, have you found out yet?

1253
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,440
I'm like, no, we're still investigating.

1254
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,360
I will reach out to you.

1255
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:07,800
And so finally I get all the findings and I get the housekeeping boards and the housekeeping

1256
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:12,280
boards reported both rooms as having been vacant dirty, which means they were slept

1257
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,280
in.

1258
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,920
I'm like, okay, but I don't just go off that evidence.

1259
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:19,960
I then asked for a lock interrogation to see if like, you know, the locks were, and the

1260
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:25,720
locks were accessed by physical keys, but then my brain's like, well, how did this guy get

1261
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,000
two reservations in his name?

1262
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,800
Like, what if he was telling the truth, you know?

1263
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,560
So I go into the mobile system.

1264
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,360
I run activity reports on that day.

1265
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,280
I see that he mobile checked into both rooms.

1266
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,960
He did it at different times.

1267
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,640
So because he said, I was like, well, did you do mobile check in?

1268
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:42,880
And he's like, I did.

1269
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:43,880
I don't really remember doing it.

1270
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,720
I mean, maybe I don't remember checking the two rooms.

1271
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:46,960
I know I didn't check into two rooms.

1272
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,840
And he's like, I mean, maybe it did like glitch at one point, but I don't know if that would

1273
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,840
have done it.

1274
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:52,840
So I go and I checked the reports.

1275
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,200
He checked a one room at like nine in the morning.

1276
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,600
And then the other one at like four in the afternoon.

1277
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,600
And then he would receive mobile keys for both.

1278
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,760
So it would show to reservations on there.

1279
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,600
And then the final nail in the coffin for me, I looked at the folios and I looked at

1280
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:07,600
the room tax.

1281
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:13,560
He logged into Wi-Fi on both rooms to log into the Wi-Fi and to have a charge to room,

1282
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,560
you have to type in your room number and your last name.

1283
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,000
So he typed in his last name in room number into both rooms.

1284
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,560
They were not on the same floor.

1285
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,680
Like he had to actively go and sign into both.

1286
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,680
Why would you have two separate rooms?

1287
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,840
He was trying to scam.

1288
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,560
But literally did all of this.

1289
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,560
I tried to call him.

1290
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,720
Didn't even have voicemail set up.

1291
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:30,720
So I sent him an email.

1292
00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:32,200
I was like, I tried to reach out to you.

1293
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,200
This is our findings.

1294
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,480
You know, asking reports of this room locks at this.

1295
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,200
And I, you know, with being brief, not giving away too many details.

1296
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,560
I'm like housekeeping said you were in there.

1297
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:41,560
Locks were used.

1298
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:45,080
And you also checked into both reservations at different times.

1299
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:49,360
You logged onto the Wi-Fi and I said all that, like, due to all of this, you will be charged

1300
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,360
for this two rooms.

1301
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,920
And I said, if you'd like to dispute this further, you're more than happy to talk with

1302
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:53,920
your financial institution.

1303
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,680
But on our end, the charge stays literally later that day, I get a call from American

1304
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:01,920
Express and they're like, Oh, this guy's just saying, you know, our customer saying

1305
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,600
XYZ, I told her everything.

1306
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,480
I sent her all the receipts and things.

1307
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,480
And she's like, wow.

1308
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:10,200
She's like, this guy's really trying to pull one over.

1309
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,200
And the amix that he was shocked.

1310
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,360
And she's like, that's insane.

1311
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,360
He's like, he seems so genuine.

1312
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:19,040
I was like, I know I talked to him too, but all of this adds up.

1313
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,000
Not all of these things would happen if this was real.

1314
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,920
I just want to know why you had two rooms.

1315
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,240
Probably for friends or who knows?

1316
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,480
I don't, I don't try to understand people nowadays.

1317
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,560
I just know how to catch them for the most part.

1318
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,040
Not a state form apparently.

1319
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:33,040
Dummy.

1320
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,280
But yeah, so I totally feel you, Bill.

1321
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,880
I'm very sick of people and people can be awful.

1322
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,200
And they're getting worse.

1323
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,200
That's the problem.

1324
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,700
Yeah, they are worse.

1325
00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:48,000
I'm struggling right now with like budgeting for the fitness center project.

1326
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:54,440
So I tried to order FF&E for the fitness center and my accounting director said, no, that's

1327
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,240
not a capital expenditure that goes into your operating.

1328
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,160
I'm like, but it's part of the project.

1329
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,240
Like I want new stuff for a new facility.

1330
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,240
I want a new trash can.

1331
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,760
Can I buy a new trash can in the capital budget?

1332
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:05,760
No.

1333
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:06,760
Operating something else.

1334
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:07,760
Yeah.

1335
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,080
So how you name it?

1336
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,840
Well, it's more than that though.

1337
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:15,360
Like with CapEx, you typically have to be above a certain threshold and price, but you

1338
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,360
also need to have-

1339
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:20,360
But it's the entire project, not each individual freaking invoice.

1340
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,360
Typically, yeah.

1341
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,360
Yeah, it's so big.

1342
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,960
Oh, the project is well over.

1343
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,160
Let me tell you.

1344
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,160
That's funny.

1345
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,440
That's probably why they're pushing it back to operating.

1346
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:33,800
Our owners gave us a wide budget of eh, in between $500,000 and $2 million.

1347
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,320
I think I'll hit under $2 million.

1348
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,320
It's fine.

1349
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,960
I can't buy $300 of trash cans.

1350
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:39,960
Come on.

1351
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,960
I'm just picking up things.

1352
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:45,000
You're buying and trying to explain the counting one while you need it.

1353
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,120
One of my sales managers, you guys remember when I had that convention and she thought

1354
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,920
it would be funny to buy me a pink megaphone?

1355
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,080
Wait, the glitter one or the other one?

1356
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,280
No, I think it was just a bright pink, almost like Barbie looking megaphone.

1357
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:58,280
No, the cons.

1358
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:02,360
So the nerd convention, because I was security, she bought me and she thought it'd be hilarious

1359
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:05,080
to buy me a pink megaphone and I love it.

1360
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:10,080
When they were putting that in the financials, you know, you have to list everything out

1361
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,080
and put names.

1362
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,920
They knew ownership would lose that if they saw pink megaphone.

1363
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:18,320
So they named it something like security application device.

1364
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:24,880
Should we play an excerpt from the megaphone of me testing it at work?

1365
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:25,880
Yeah.

1366
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:26,880
Yeah.

1367
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,880
You got to test it out.

1368
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:28,880
Hold on.

1369
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:33,000
We need to pause for the research department.

1370
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000
This one.

1371
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000
I'm going to pick it up everyone.

1372
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000
It's time to go home.

1373
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Happy Friday.

1374
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Let's go.

1375
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:47,880
So that is a miss B in the back offices playing security and telling everyone to go home.

1376
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:48,880
Yeah.

1377
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,760
With my security application device, definitely wasn't pink.

1378
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,000
Is there any glitter on it?

1379
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,000
No, there wasn't.

1380
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Not yet.

1381
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Not yet.

1382
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,560
That'll be the next expense report.

1383
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,160
Let's do it.

1384
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,280
How do you think you're going to name like, I don't know, glitter decal?

1385
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,720
Dude, I don't know, but they were literally trying to figure out how to name it.

1386
00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:07,960
Stickers needed for front desk.

1387
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:15,200
Well, Bill, thank you so much tonight for your rant, but I think we all need to wrap

1388
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,800
it up and save some for next time.

1389
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:18,800
I agree.

1390
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,800
I agree.

1391
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,000
Plus, I'm not going to lie.

1392
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,760
I've had a little too much wine and way too many snickerdoodles.

1393
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:25,760
The snickerdoodles.

1394
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:26,760
I only had one.

1395
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:27,760
You ate the rest.

1396
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:28,760
I had three.

1397
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,760
But who's counting?

1398
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:30,760
We're not counting calories here.

1399
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,720
We're using.

1400
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:37,800
Thank you guys for listening to yet another episode of Tales from the Service Industry.

1401
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,520
Make sure to follow us on social.

1402
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:44,360
You can find us on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, at Tales from the Service Industry.

1403
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:45,680
Just search us in the search bar.

1404
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:50,920
If you have any stories, feel free to shoot us a DM on any social platform or an email

1405
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,880
at talesfromtheserviceindustry.gmail.com.

1406
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:58,120
And I have been teasing the fact that not only does that email address kind of suck

1407
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:02,960
in that it was going to change, but that I've been working on a website or having a guy

1408
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,400
work on a website and that's almost done.

1409
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:12,280
So I am hoping that by the time this episode is released into the wild that the website

1410
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,280
will be finished.

1411
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:18,880
So keep an eye on our socials for the link to that new website and our new email address

1412
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,880
to follow.

1413
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,480
We'll leave that as a surprise for now.

1414
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,640
It will be a surprise, but I can tell you it's going to be a whole lot easier than Tales

1415
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,880
from the Service Industry at gmail.com.

1416
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:28,880
But hey, mouthful.

1417
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,680
Hey, Ann, another promise.

1418
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:34,680
Why don't we put it in the description as well if we have a new email address?

1419
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:35,680
We will.

1420
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,600
Once that is finalized, it'll all be put into the description.

1421
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:40,800
So look at our description.

1422
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,880
Honestly, our descriptions are pretty funny and dope to read.

1423
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:48,960
So if you're not reading our descriptions, I would honestly go back and read a couple

1424
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:49,960
episodes.

1425
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,480
Like your favorite episode, I would go and read that description.

1426
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:56,360
And if you're not reading it, it hurts my feelings because I work hard on those things.

1427
00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:01,320
Do you have any cheese because I still have wine?

1428
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,720
Oh, that was good.

1429
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:07,200
But anyways, Miss B, thank you for being here.

1430
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,200
Oh, it was a pleasure.

1431
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,200
Thank you for having me.

1432
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,680
Bill, thank you for being a fabulous host for us.

1433
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,080
Liz, thank you for being a fabulous deviant.

1434
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,360
Of course, anytime.

1435
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,720
And we will see you guys in two weeks.

1436
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:19,720
Bye guys.

1437
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:33,460
After hardcoreTV, please share your views on my podcast that you tried at your home,

1438
00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:39,700
I made my first ever podcast on YouTube.

1439
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:48,060
These were only about two months ago.

