1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Just say it. 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:05,040 But were you entertained? 3 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:07,440 I was so entertained that it blew me away. 4 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,400 The only reason I am here. 5 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,480 All right, well on that note, 6 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:12,640 welcome back to Tales from the Service Industry. 7 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:13,480 Yay. 8 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:14,320 Hey. 9 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,320 I'm your host, I'm Bill. 10 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,960 I'm here tonight with Andy. 11 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,120 He's joining us again from the number 12 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,440 that will surprise you episodes one and two. 13 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,480 The number is not important, 14 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,680 but it will surprise you always. 15 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:26,880 Miss B, welcome back. 16 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:27,720 Hey guys. 17 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,280 And our resident deviant on the fourth mic is Liz. 18 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,120 Hi team. 19 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,280 Andy, thank you for coming back and joining us again. 20 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:34,120 Appreciate you being here. 21 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,640 I am beyond thrilled. 22 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,800 Now, when you were here the last time, 23 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,560 you shared with us that you had so many more stories 24 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,000 and I hope you came locked and loaded. 25 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,920 I'm so excited. 26 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,320 So in the preparation of this episode, 27 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:47,520 since the last time I was like, 28 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,040 gosh, I know there's more stories. 29 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,280 And as things happened during my day, 30 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:55,000 I've created a journal of notes 31 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,520 that have triggered memories of yesteryear. 32 00:00:58,520 --> 00:00:59,360 Oh my gosh. 33 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,520 Some of which that probably should have been forgotten. 34 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,600 Probably should have long been forgotten 35 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,320 and should have actually probably never happened. 36 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:06,800 But that's not here nor there. 37 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,680 So in preparation of this particular episode, 38 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,480 I'm like, Bill, just like that nice and husky. 39 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,320 Bill. 40 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,160 Bill. 41 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:17,240 Let me share with you some titles. 42 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,640 And he said, oh, Lord. 43 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,120 Like we have to have you back. 44 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,760 Well, how fast can you get back here? 45 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:23,840 Oh, love it. 46 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,280 And there's been a few more stories 47 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,320 that have been added to the collage since then, 48 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:31,000 the cornucopia of customer service stories. 49 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,520 So, yeah, this evening. 50 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:36,200 So can we call it like Andy's Bible of something, something? 51 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,640 I think we need like a good name for it. 52 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,800 Andy's cornucopia. 53 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:39,880 I think that's it. 54 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:40,720 I think that's it. 55 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,200 Let's put a pen in this and we'll see how the episode ends. 56 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,040 For sure. 57 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,160 But can you admit you think at the pod, 58 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:51,120 like every day you work, like thinking of these stories 59 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,200 and you're like, oh, I got to write this down. 60 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:54,520 Yeah. 61 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:58,760 And it's usually a time I'm like, I totally forgot about that. 62 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:01,800 But man, oh boy. 63 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:02,400 Oh my god. 64 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,600 This one's a doozy. 65 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:07,040 And then I do that and I'm like, oh, this is also a doozy. 66 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,920 So it's going to be a, yeah, it's going 67 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,760 to be a very interesting episode. 68 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:11,560 I'm excited. 69 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:12,840 Well, let's see how it tracks. 70 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,800 And with the company present, this 71 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,560 might be more epic than the last time. 72 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,200 Is that even possible? 73 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:19,920 It is possible. 74 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:22,040 It's a tall order, but it's possible. 75 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:22,640 Oh man. 76 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:23,160 I'm excited. 77 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,720 Let's drink up. 78 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,000 So in giving some of these thoughts, 79 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,800 I mean, so I nicknamed everything. 80 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,040 So I threw all these nicknames out because that just so I 81 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,120 knew so I gave them some. 82 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,640 And so the first story that came to mind, 83 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:39,000 and it wanted to have it on the last episode, 84 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,080 and we didn't have time and it didn't dawn on me. 85 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,600 Literally, I'm walking out. 86 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,080 I'm walking in my car and I get in. 87 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:44,600 I fired up. 88 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,360 I was like, oh man, how did I forget that? 89 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:47,840 So. 90 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:48,360 All right. 91 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,600 Well, let's launch with that one. 92 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,640 Let's launch with how did I forget this one? 93 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:55,400 So I'd been working in our tourism resort detail 94 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,120 for probably like a year and a half. 95 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,280 I hadn't been there too long. 96 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:02,080 And it was at a time where we were very short staffed. 97 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,480 So I ended up working overtime graveyard shifts 98 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,880 and nighttime shifts in the same area of all the resorts. 99 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,600 But I wasn't the resort officer. 100 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,640 I was like a patrolman, but I was in that area. 101 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:13,840 And so all the hoteliers knew like, hey, 102 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:14,800 Andy's out here working. 103 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,160 He found me problems overnight. 104 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,360 All the night auditors call Andy. 105 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,320 He'll come handle the problem. 106 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:18,800 OK. 107 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,880 So I get a phone call from the director of rooms 108 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,960 who was working late because they had a bunch of big events 109 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:24,440 or whatever. 110 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,440 And so she calls me up. 111 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,120 She's like, Andy, are you working? 112 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,360 I go, what else do I do? 113 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,480 Yes, of course, I'm working. 114 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:31,680 And she's like, OK, good. 115 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,520 You've got to get her right now. 116 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,520 Is it like life or death or what's going on? 117 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:36,200 She's like, you. 118 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,920 Can you give me any background, please? 119 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,640 All I get is you need to get her right now and then she 120 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:40,920 hangs up, which is OK. 121 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,120 By the way, the most common way in working hotels, 122 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,320 you need to get here and then hang up constantly. 123 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,920 So I'm like, everything's a cliffhanger, right? 124 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,960 Everything's like, what kind of thing am I walking into? 125 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:51,360 Exactly. 126 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,120 You have no idea what to prep for mentally, physically. 127 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:54,560 Nothing. 128 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:55,200 No clue. 129 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,280 So I was like, all right, well, it's Saturday night. 130 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,280 So I get this phone call. 131 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,640 And I go, OK, well, so I drive over and I pull in the parking. 132 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,720 That's a full service hotel. 133 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,560 So it's almost 300 rooms, I think, full service hotel. 134 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,120 Actually, it was Keti Corner from Winnebill's Old Hotels. 135 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,480 And it's one of the hotels that if you've ever stayed at, 136 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,920 it has a very lovely atrium that usually includes 137 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:19,440 koi ponds with fish and big mountain things and a lovely 138 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,520 breakfast bar in the morning. 139 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,480 So all these hotels are usually designed 140 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,120 that the hotel opens up into the inside. 141 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,400 So you can see into the interior, 142 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,200 and they have all kinds of aquatics and all kinds of weird 143 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,160 things going on in the middle. 144 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:28,560 Cool. 145 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,160 So yeah. 146 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,800 Sounds horrible to upkeep. 147 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:31,720 Oh, it's middle. 148 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,000 You should talk to the chief engineer. 149 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,080 Yeah, yeah, sure. 150 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,880 So I come pulling up and so she's standing outside 151 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,080 and she's waving me down. 152 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,880 Like I don't know where I'm going first off, but fair enough. 153 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,680 So I pull up. 154 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,280 And so we called her Char. 155 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,960 I go, yes, Char, what can I do for you? 156 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,800 She's like, you got to get, you got to come to look at this. 157 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,280 You got to come get, you got to come help. 158 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:52,840 I'm like, all right, what's going on? 159 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:55,560 She's like, look, we have two or three events going on. 160 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,360 One of which is a wedding, which if you've all 161 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,640 had a hotel that hosts weddings, you know. 162 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,920 Drunkins, troublemakers, drama. 163 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:03,880 Yes. 164 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,040 So I come in, so I'm walking, so I'm saundering in. 165 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,560 It is like 10, 3, 11 o'clock on Saturday. 166 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,760 So I come saundering in and she's like, come on, come on, 167 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:10,120 come on. 168 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,120 I was like, OK, right. 169 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,880 Well, this particular hotel was a little extra 170 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,720 in their lobby decor. 171 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:20,200 So they had this like fake mountain thing built. 172 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,080 In the lobby? 173 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:21,520 In the lobby. 174 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,960 They had this fake looking mountain thing that had a waterfall. 175 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,320 So there's a free flowing waterfall 176 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:28,920 that came out of the little mountain thing into their koi pond. 177 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,960 Wait, was someone in the koi pond? 178 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,400 That would have been better. 179 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,120 Wait, wait, wait. 180 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:33,640 I'm dying. 181 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,160 Can I ask a quick interjection? 182 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:35,640 Yes. 183 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:38,080 Is this the same hotel as the disco dildo? 184 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:38,680 Yes, it is. 185 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,280 No. 186 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:44,680 Well, on top of the mountain is this animatronic lion. 187 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:49,200 And so it's a full-sized, like, lion king looking lion. 188 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,000 That is like turning its head. 189 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,160 In a hotel. 190 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,560 Every 15 minutes. 191 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:54,400 Giving a girl air. 192 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,160 Plus or minus bingo. 193 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:59,680 So every 15, 20 minutes, the thing like turns on and like turns it. 194 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,080 Arrrrr. 195 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,360 And then it like turns, right? 196 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,360 So it's like this really cheap Disney knock off animatronic 197 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:06,920 that they put in. 198 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:07,360 For sure. 199 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:07,960 For sure. 200 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:08,760 Right? 201 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,000 So just so we know what this is. 202 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,120 But it's a full-sized looking lion that stands at the top of this thing. 203 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:13,720 Right? 204 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,320 And so as I come in there, she's like, look. 205 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,560 So I look up at the top. 206 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,400 And this lady. 207 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,840 Someone's riding the lion. 208 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:21,680 Yes. 209 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:22,800 Are you kidding? 210 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:23,800 On top of the lion. 211 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,360 Woo! 212 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,360 With the head. 213 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,840 Like it's a mechanical bull. 214 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:31,680 Bull, bingo, hand overhead, screaming. 215 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,680 Woo! 216 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,000 Riding at the top of the lungs. 217 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,480 Ride me, big guy, ride me. 218 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,480 Oh, God. 219 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,960 Oh, God. 220 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,120 Oh, my God. 221 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,320 Is she clothed? 222 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,160 Yes. 223 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,480 But it's in like wedding style. 224 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,760 She wasn't like the bride or anything. 225 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:49,920 But she was in a full gown? 226 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,760 No, she was in like the what we call the California gown, 227 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:55,760 which is like the short, like mid-thigh looking gown 228 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:56,400 that you're standing up. 229 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,520 That's Liz's favorite. 230 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:01,680 To give a real definition, that is a cocktail dress. 231 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,640 Yes, you would be the more subject matter expert than I would be on that. 232 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:05,160 Yes. 233 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,480 You have been taken to school. 234 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:07,840 I have. 235 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,760 Earned my degree and I came back with a nice t-shirt. 236 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,280 You've failed. 237 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:15,720 As she's sitting on this thing, right, she's legs straight out to the side. 238 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,800 Did you get a good view? 239 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:24,400 Well, as I walk in and look up and in my head, I'm like, God damn it. 240 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,400 Because she's obviously very inebriated. 241 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:26,960 Right. 242 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:30,000 She's not going to listen to any reason because she's screaming at the top of her lungs. 243 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,640 And I'm like, how am I going to get her down off that thing? 244 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:36,240 That's in my head, I'm like, she's not going to go with the program at all. 245 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,000 Oh, God. 246 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,480 And as I'm sitting there looking at her, like trying to figure out what I'm going to do, 247 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,600 all I now hear is, yeah, baby. 248 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,000 And I look now to my left. 249 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:51,680 And on the other side of the mountain is her fiance, boyfriend, husband, whoever this guy was. 250 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,880 Just cheering her on. 251 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:53,840 Just cheering her on. 252 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:54,640 Oh, of course. 253 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,680 And I was like, fantastic. 254 00:07:55,680 --> 00:08:00,360 So the second I start to kind of intercede here, he's also going to have a problem, right? 255 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,440 Because he's all about this. 256 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,960 Oh, no. 257 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:06,320 So I looked at Shar and I'm like, have you tried to get her down? 258 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,400 Like, what have you done? 259 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,160 She's like, we've tried pretty much everything. 260 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,240 She's not going to come down. 261 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,120 What? 262 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,680 Oh, Lordy. 263 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:17,160 So I scream at her, hey, and she looks down and she's like, what? 264 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,680 Yep. 265 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:22,000 I'm like, get down from there. 266 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,240 And she's like, no. 267 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,800 I'm like, oh, Lord, how am I going to do her? 268 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:28,520 Let me guess. 269 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:31,760 Does she say, what are you going to do? 270 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,120 In so many words. 271 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,280 So I'm like, well, I'm not getting her down. 272 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,440 So I go over to boyfriend and fiance, whoever this guy was, and I go, look, 273 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,360 dude, here's the deal. 274 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:39,960 You get her down off of there. 275 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:40,960 We'll all be cool. 276 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,200 You don't get her down off of there. 277 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,160 You're going to jail and she's going to jail. 278 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,720 Oh, is this an option A, option B? 279 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,560 I'm like, I'm not going to do all the hard work. 280 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,000 I'm going to make the guy who's got the relationship further do all the hard work. 281 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,360 That's smart. 282 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:53,040 That's super smart. 283 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:53,920 Smarter or not harder. 284 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:54,640 Yeah. 285 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:55,880 So anyhow, he. 286 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,040 I think she wanted the harder and not smarter. 287 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:58,760 Oh, for sure. 288 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:02,680 Which is why you think she was on a line and not her fiance boyfriend. 289 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:03,680 Who's going to lose, right? 290 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:07,840 I mean, so she eventually comes down, right? 291 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:08,440 Boyfriend talks. 292 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:08,960 You're down. 293 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:09,760 I'm disappointed. 294 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,200 I thought you were going to have to like climb up there and get her. 295 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:12,960 Blow her. 296 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,560 You're not going to be disappointed yet. 297 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:17,320 Oh, no. 298 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,200 Oh, there's more. 299 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,280 But the brakes, but wait, there's more. 300 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,200 So she comes climbing down, right? 301 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,320 They're like, oh, hello, Louis. 302 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,680 All right, this is going to be pretty easy. 303 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:27,240 So she gets down and I go, OK, are you guys staying at the hotel? 304 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,920 OK, in my head, I'm like, if we can get her into a room, lock them up. 305 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:30,560 Then we're done. 306 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:31,240 We're done. 307 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:32,760 And then give them a threat. 308 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,520 If we hear a peep from you, you're evicted. 309 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:35,080 You're done. 310 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,120 Yeah, you do. 311 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,120 We call the felony finger. 312 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,680 You wave the felony finger at them. 313 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:39,560 Oh, I like that. 314 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,040 Don't you ever do that again. 315 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:41,840 And we're going to be fine. 316 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:42,960 Stay in your room. 317 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:43,800 You're grounded. 318 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,600 Yes. 319 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,320 Unfortunately, they were not staying at the hotel. 320 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,520 So now I got to get them out of there. 321 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,280 So now I'm like, well, they're two drunkies. 322 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,440 I can't put two drunkies in a car because they're going to crash 323 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:53,040 and kill somebody. 324 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:53,800 That's not going to work. 325 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:57,280 So I go, OK, well, how'd you guys get here? Oh, we drove. Oh, Lord. 326 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,000 OK. 327 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,560 So as I'm trying to figure this out, unbeknownst to me, 328 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,720 Lionrider plus boyfriend, fiance, 329 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:06,320 Lion Tamer, or Tamer, or Arouser might be a lion, 330 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,320 Arouser might be the better way to put that. 331 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,680 Are now in a argument over what they're going to do 332 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:11,680 and how they're going to get home. 333 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,880 So now they went from, yeah, baby, go to like FU. 334 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:15,840 No, FU, no. 335 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:16,600 Well, you called the cops. 336 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,640 No, you called the cops. 337 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,680 None of you called the cops. 338 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,600 The hotel did because you're out of control. 339 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,840 Time to go. 340 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,480 So as this starts to progress, I'm 341 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,880 like, I don't have time for this anymore. 342 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:25,560 We got to go. 343 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,680 We're going to call you a taxi. 344 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:29,720 Or if you got family in this marriage thing, wedding, 345 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:30,960 you would, let's go. 346 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,800 So as I start to walk them out, I'm like, 347 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,000 let's get you out of the lobby first. 348 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 We get on outside. 349 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,360 Well, more family members start coming out. 350 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,200 I'm like, hey, who claims these two bozos over here 351 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,200 so we can get them out of here? 352 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,680 Well, she starts getting mouthy. 353 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,600 He starts getting mouthy. 354 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,240 Of course. 355 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,640 So finally, he's like, F this. 356 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:47,960 And he walks off. 357 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:48,440 OK. 358 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,120 Well, that went swimmingly well. 359 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:50,680 So he walks out. 360 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,920 Now I'm left with the lion, Arouser. 361 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,640 Is she like pretty intoxicated at this point? 362 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:56,120 Still. 363 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,080 Pretty is a subjective word. 364 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,800 She was ugly intoxicated, not pretty intoxicated. 365 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:00,440 Oh, damn. 366 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:00,960 Ooh. 367 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:01,720 Oh, yeah. 368 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:02,520 Sloppy drunk. 369 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,320 Sloppy. 370 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,120 Yeah, not good. 371 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,840 Like on a blood alcohol level, what are we talking? 372 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,720 Like a 0.12 kind of a thing? 373 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,760 We're talking that her blood alcohol was probably 374 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:11,800 higher than her GPA. 375 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,320 Ha ha ha ha. 376 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,320 Oh. 377 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,120 I mean. 378 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:16,800 Ouch. 379 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,160 Boyfriend didn't want to deal with it. 380 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:18,760 He's out. 381 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:19,320 Peace. 382 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,400 Yeah, he was like, I'm out. 383 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,280 So he rolls out. 384 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:21,760 OK, great. 385 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:22,520 So I'm stuck with her. 386 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,480 So anyhow, she gets mouthy, long story short. 387 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,640 She decides to assault Andy. 388 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:27,560 You're kidding me. 389 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,040 Oh. 390 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:29,720 How so? 391 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:30,800 She put the hands on you? 392 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:31,760 Yes. 393 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:32,280 Where? 394 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,720 By the look on his face. 395 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:34,480 Down there? 396 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,920 Probably not where he wanted. 397 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:36,320 Face. 398 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,760 In the conversation of trying to figure out 399 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:40,200 how we're going to get you either home or whatever, 400 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,080 I'm not drunk. 401 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,240 I'm going to do whatever I want. 402 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:43,320 No, you're not. 403 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,360 We need to get you out of here. 404 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,840 She goes, I'm going back to my real boyfriend, 405 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,200 which is the lion. 406 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,200 Oh. 407 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:49,960 Are you? 408 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:50,440 No. 409 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,000 She turns to beat feet back into the hotel. 410 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,360 To which point, I'm like, nope, we're not doing this. 411 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,240 So you kind of put. 412 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,320 So I grab her by the arm because she's walking away from me. 413 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:58,880 So I grab her. 414 00:11:58,880 --> 00:11:59,600 No, no, no, no, no, no. 415 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,120 Hold on. 416 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,360 It's like, oh, look, come back here. 417 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,280 Well, as I pull her back, she turns around. 418 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,160 She winds up. 419 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,360 Wines up, which I don't see right away. 420 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,080 And I see this slow, old-fashioned haymaker coming. 421 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,280 Oh, no. 422 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,120 Like from left to right. 423 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:14,080 And she's probably like 5'3, maybe? 424 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:17,640 5'4, 5'3, 100 pounds maybe soaking wet. 425 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:18,720 She's fairly petite. 426 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,280 So I see this haymaker coming, and I had enough time 427 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,240 to think like. 428 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,600 She really going to hit me. 429 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,800 So the first thing I'm like, is she really going to hit me? 430 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,280 Second off, is this really happening? 431 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,040 And third, I go, how bad is this going to look? 432 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,280 Because I have now, probably, presumably, family members 433 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,080 and everything else. 434 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,280 So if I cut her off at the pass. 435 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,040 You have a crowd. 436 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,520 And do some sort of use of force move 437 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:37,600 to take her to the ground. 438 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,280 You remember me on YouTube. 439 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,880 I am now going to be dealing with much more 440 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,720 than this slow, drunken haymaker. 441 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,240 So do I just take it from this 100-pound girl? 442 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,280 So what happens is, as I see it coming, 443 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,200 I step back away. 444 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,000 Does she fall? 445 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,080 She misses, goes right past me. 446 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,560 And as she starts to spin around, 447 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,960 I then grab both of her hands, clickity, click, clack, 448 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,040 right in the anchor to go. 449 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,040 Nice. 450 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,440 Fancy schmancy. 451 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:03,240 Smooth. 452 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,920 To which Char was like, oh, that was sweet. 453 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:06,800 And she's watching it. 454 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,200 She's like, ooh. 455 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:08,680 Right? 456 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,440 Like she's watching this whole thing play out. 457 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,800 So I'm like, all right, we're going to jump. 458 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,320 Like that's how we're going to solve this. 459 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:13,760 We're done. 460 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,920 That's attempted assault. 461 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,000 Well, it's a little grap. 462 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,280 I'm like, we're going to go for drunken public. 463 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,880 We're going to do the least amount of crime here. 464 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:19,880 She probably didn't really mean it. 465 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,360 She's drunk, whatever, right? 466 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,560 She's, you know, she's got a bad night. 467 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,520 It's not good. 468 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,760 That's just drunken public. 469 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:27,360 You'll get a ticket. 470 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,680 I'll probably get dismissed anyhow, 471 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,840 and we'll go about our date, right? 472 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:30,480 Wow. 473 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,320 Which is what I thought. 474 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,840 So in handcuff, she goes. 475 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,120 And I just happen. 476 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,720 I'm sorry, clarifying question. 477 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,960 Not fuzzy ones. 478 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,240 And not the first time she was in handcuffs. 479 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:40,960 OK, no. 480 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,160 That's a clarifying question. 481 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,120 If you arrest her for a drunken public or whatever, 482 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,120 give her a ticket. 483 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,520 Does she just sit in the drunk tank? 484 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,640 Yes, for six hours. 485 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:48,880 Yep. 486 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,080 So she sits in her little drunkie tank for six hours 487 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,280 until she roughly sobers up. 488 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,200 And then she calls somebody to pick her up. 489 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,840 Yep, we kick her out the front door of the police department, 490 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,520 and then she can figure it out from there, right? 491 00:13:58,520 --> 00:13:59,040 Right now. 492 00:13:59,040 --> 00:13:59,640 Thank you. 493 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,200 So grab her in my police car. 494 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,400 I'd walked him out to the car. 495 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,560 I was like, sweet, car's right here. 496 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,880 We're just going to throw her right in. 497 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:08,360 Well, so as this happens, what I do not see in the crowd 498 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,520 is her brother now decides to emerge. 499 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,160 Oh, jeez. 500 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,120 Oh, no. 501 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,200 There's nothing like a protective brother, man. 502 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,720 So he comes out, hey, what the earth, man? 503 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,360 I'm like, hold on, pal. 504 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,720 That's worse than a boyfriend. 505 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,120 Yeah. 506 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,520 I'm like, hold on a second. 507 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,720 Where were you when she was riding the lion? 508 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,280 Where were you when she was dumbing? 509 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,400 Wait, did you ask that? 510 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,040 Yeah. 511 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:28,920 What did he say? 512 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,400 He was like, what? 513 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:30,960 What? 514 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,600 She was, oh, no. 515 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,600 I was at the bar. 516 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:35,960 I was watching. 517 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:39,120 He is just as drunk as she is, right? 518 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:39,160 Of course. 519 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,160 Of course. 520 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,400 So I put her on her go, look, don't worry about it. 521 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,640 She's going to be out in a little bit. 522 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:44,760 We're going to sober up. 523 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:45,520 It's all going to be good. 524 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,160 So I'm talking to you. 525 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:46,520 All right. 526 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:47,440 Here's what I don't see. 527 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,920 As I'm now dealing with brother, 528 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,440 boyfriend comes back to the picture. 529 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,080 I knew it. 530 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,520 I catch him out of the corner of my eye. 531 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,400 I see him coming around. 532 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,960 I was like, oh. 533 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,240 Is this the call that's never going to end? 534 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,680 I'm like, so I'm just getting brother like wowed down 535 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,520 because then of course, mom and dad come over. 536 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,000 Right? 537 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,120 It's a whole. 538 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,480 Do you all want to go too? 539 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,120 I'm like, look, she had a little too much to drink. 540 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,600 She's riding the lion. 541 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,960 There's some protein. 542 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:13,320 Right. 543 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,600 So they're kind of like, OK. 544 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,320 She's just going to get sobered up or going to let her go. 545 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,800 She's going to call you in a little bit 546 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,400 to come pick her up from the police department. 547 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,920 So as I'm talking to him, I see boyfriend hovering. 548 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,080 Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot. 549 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,240 He comes around the back side. 550 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,440 So I'm watching him coming around. 551 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,120 He's circling the scene. 552 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:28,760 He's circling. 553 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,840 I'm like, what is this guy? 554 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,040 Like you should have just left. 555 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:32,720 Like now what? 556 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,080 As he comes in, babe, I love you. 557 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:38,040 He runs up and tries to pop open a police car 558 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,120 door to rescue her. 559 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,240 Oh my God. 560 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,840 Rescue a handcuffed woman. 561 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,880 Yeah, for a very low-grade misdemeanor, 562 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,440 high-grade infraction, like not a big deal. 563 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,080 So he comes up. 564 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,720 He's like, I got you, babe. 565 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,080 And he goes to open the car door. 566 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:52,720 I'm like, hey. 567 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,440 I go, no, no, no. 568 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,720 So I push my way shut door. 569 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,480 No, she can call you too. 570 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,800 F you. 571 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,280 Here comes the second haymaker of the night. 572 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,400 I was like, these two are meant for each other. 573 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,400 Apparently. 574 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,360 As I see the slow motion haymaker, I was like, here we go. 575 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,960 Did the same thing. 576 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:08,640 Backed up. 577 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,760 Oh, I was hoping you were taking to the ground. 578 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,480 Misses. 579 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,200 He swings around. 580 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:12,760 I grab him. 581 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,840 I put him in handcuffs. 582 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,520 Clickety-clack? 583 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,200 Clickety-clack. 584 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,760 He goes, and then I set up a police car. 585 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,280 So now I have both of them sitting handcuffed next to each 586 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,000 other in the police car. 587 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,600 Oh my God. 588 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,560 At no point did you feel that you needed any backup, 589 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,840 especially with a crowd? 590 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,080 It wasn't like a unruly crowd. 591 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,840 They were kind of like a curious, like how do we, 592 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,720 like, and then after they saw that, they were like, oh. 593 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:34,520 Like they deserve this. 594 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,120 He means business. 595 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,840 Yeah, we're sorry about that, officer. 596 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,080 We're really, yeah, we'll just tell her to call us. 597 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,920 They were very reasonable about it, surprisingly. 598 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,080 So I'm like, all right, I'm getting out of here before. 599 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,200 I can't feel anyone else in my car. 600 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,640 We're leaving. 601 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,280 So I get in the car. 602 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,840 You don't want to put anyone in the middle seat? 603 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:51,680 Shotgun? 604 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,280 Obviously, you've never been in the back of a police car before. 605 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,000 No. 606 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,400 Does she look like that? 607 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,400 She has. 608 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,800 Well, this is a podcast. 609 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,200 You don't know what she really looks like. 610 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,120 Oh, it's funny. 611 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,120 There is no middle seat in a police car. 612 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,000 The back seat is a solid piece of plastic 613 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,080 that has these concave. 614 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,160 Butt seats? 615 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:09,880 Yeah, kind of. 616 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:10,240 And it's mid. 617 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:10,920 Interesting. 618 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,760 They're curved out, so it's meant to have, when your hands 619 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:16,320 are handcuffed behind you, that you fit into the seat. 620 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,480 And then you belt them across, so they're like strapped in. 621 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:19,840 Wait, so what's in the middle? 622 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,120 Just solid plastic. 623 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,280 Like hard, like plastic. 624 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,320 There's nothing in the middle. 625 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,320 Do they have seat belts, or are they kind of just like, 626 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,000 sucks to suck? 627 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,280 Well, no, it's a seat belt, but it's not like where you grab it 628 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:29,960 and click it in. 629 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:30,560 It's a. 630 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,760 It's just across your waist? 631 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,160 No, so they have two. 632 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,960 So one that goes across your waist, that's designed. 633 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,160 It looks like a race car seat belt, 634 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,000 because you have the quick release. 635 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:40,640 Gotcha, gotcha. 636 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,960 So you put it in, and you grab the quick release to tie them down. 637 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:46,000 So you click it in, and it's got this large strap handle 638 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,920 that you pulled and cinched the seat belt down. 639 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:51,000 And then there's a second one that goes across the shoulder one. 640 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,800 It clicks in the same way you strap that thing down. 641 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,840 So you have two different belts to strap them into the seat, 642 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,600 which is kind of uses like a restraint too, 643 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,680 so if they're fighting in the back, you can put them in and kind 644 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,120 of strap them into the seat. 645 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:00,600 OK. 646 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,240 Fun fact for anyone like myself who has never 647 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,280 been in the back of a police car. 648 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,840 Yeah, you should try it. 649 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,280 No, thank you. 650 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,320 I did live with a police officer for a number of years, 651 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,000 but we pretty much just saw the patrol car. 652 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,600 And when you say that, was it like in jail? 653 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,760 Like you lived there, and the police officers 654 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,360 were there at the same time? 655 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,800 It was my roommate. 656 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,440 Oh, OK. 657 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,360 That's a likely story. 658 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,840 So anyhow, we get in the car. 659 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:25,960 Time to go back to the station. 660 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,680 When you got two lovebirds in the back, strapped in. 661 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:29,560 Lovey-dovey. 662 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,960 And I love you, babe. 663 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,120 I love you too. 664 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,920 I do anything for you. 665 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:37,680 I got arrested for you. 666 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:41,640 And I'm like, oh, my goodness, make it stop. 667 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:42,640 Oh, my god. 668 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,480 You're my ride or die. 669 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,080 Literally. 670 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:45,320 What? 671 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,320 I was the lion. 672 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,560 The lion was a rider dies. 673 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,200 Sure. 674 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,160 Yeah, so all the way through the booking process, same thing. 675 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,720 Screaming down the hallway, I love you, babe. 676 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,200 Good God. 677 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,440 I love you too. 678 00:18:56,440 --> 00:19:00,680 I was like, and the jailer looks at me, and she's like, really? 679 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,840 You did this to me. 680 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,880 I go, enjoy your nest six hours together. 681 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,840 Six hours. 682 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:06,640 We're going to be here. 683 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,600 Toodles. 684 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,000 Oh, my god. 685 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:09,880 Yep. 686 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,520 That's hilarious. 687 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,920 Ride the lion. 688 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,760 OK, so you know what's funny? 689 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,160 We've had a couple of fun stories 690 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,800 that have dealt with drunks and whatnot. 691 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:22,480 My phone reminded me the other day of an issue 692 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,760 that we dealt with. 693 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:27,360 Do you remember when I was at that hotel in your precinct, 694 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,000 right? 695 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,880 Do you remember the DUI that came into the parking lot, 696 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,200 the guy that was on the moped? 697 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,480 Bigly, yes. 698 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,160 This dude. 699 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,480 So we're walking. 700 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,600 I'm walking the parking lot. 701 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,120 And there's this guy in the back that 702 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,480 is sitting on a curb that is barely able to sit. 703 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,920 So I called him, and I'm like, hey, I've got a situation where 704 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,640 I've got this guy who is clearly lit. 705 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,080 He rode in on a moped. 706 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,720 He's not actively on it, so it's not like an MUI, 707 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,240 a mopeding under the influence to go along with our BUI. 708 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:55,720 Oh, my god. 709 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,720 Not like a DUI. 710 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,000 Yeah, yeah. 711 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,840 Are riding under the influence, baby? 712 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:00,320 I don't know. 713 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,880 Yeah, so it's like, look, he's trespassing. 714 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,840 He's drunk in public. 715 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,960 He's not actively riding, but you know what? 716 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,840 What's a bicycle riding? 717 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,160 It's still a DUI, right? 718 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,680 Yeah, the legal is still technically driving while, 719 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,680 a DWI. 720 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,280 So I think it still would be a DUI. 721 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,600 Well, but I didn't see him driving. 722 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,840 He wasn't actively riding it. 723 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,560 He was just sitting on the curb. 724 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,400 Unsuccessfully. 725 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,400 Like, no, this dude was like, yeah, well, yeah, 726 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,040 unsuccessfully. 727 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,680 This dude was literally like half a second from passing out. 728 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,120 Like, he was blackout drunk. 729 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:34,080 And so Andy comes over, starts interviewing the dude, 730 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,000 and he didn't even know that he was a cop. 731 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,320 Like, he is so drunk. 732 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,920 He thought he was just like a hotel employee. 733 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:43,360 Just pull out your N, F this, F that, F you. 734 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,840 Because are you in like pretty plain clothes? 735 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,360 It was a different uniform. 736 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,080 Yeah, I was in khakis, which I always said, 737 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,480 you know you've made it in life when you can get to wear 738 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,240 khakis to work. 739 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,000 But like, badge on the belt. 740 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,320 Yeah, so we were in your chest. 741 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,480 So it was called a soft uniform. 742 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,440 So what that means was, so I had khaki cargo pants, 743 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,880 like the tactical, like BDU looking cargo pants. 744 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,320 So hot. 745 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,400 Oh yeah, khaki. 746 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,560 We had a black pillow shirt. 747 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,120 And so in the front, we had an embroidered badge on the front. 748 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:16,640 And it had, you know, resort services, tourism policing, 749 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,160 had your name, a police officer, corp or whatever it was. 750 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,240 The back of the shirt was screen-printed police. 751 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,080 So it had all that. 752 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,560 And then you had your gum belt on. 753 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,240 And so on your belt, you had your badge clipped on your belt. 754 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,480 But it was a full, like, normal looking police belt. 755 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,320 Just, we were in a, what do we call this? 756 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,880 So we didn't have like patches on our shoulder. 757 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,360 It wasn't like a traditional police uniform. 758 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,760 But you still looked. 759 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,760 I usually got mistaken for like hotel security. 760 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,240 Because the only thing that said police, 761 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,000 like screaming police was on the back of my shirt. 762 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,440 Because it was in like, you know, 763 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,560 eight, 10 inch tall block lettering. 764 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,680 But when you're just talking to someone face to face, 765 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:48,520 they have no idea. 766 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,160 Or you see that, like I have a gun and like all the police 767 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,400 paraphernalia, like tasers and guns and batons 768 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,800 and all kinds of other things, right? 769 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,960 But if you hear that intoxicated, 770 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,360 you might not have noticed this big ass belt 771 00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,840 that probably weighs 50 pounds. 772 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,520 Yes, nope. 773 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,440 He didn't notice, Jack. 774 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,400 So what happened to him? 775 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,320 Did you let him go? 776 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,080 No, he ended up arresting, 777 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,360 uh, a bit of arresting, anything? 778 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,600 How much have we drank? 779 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,160 He ended up arresting the guy. 780 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,720 But the guy was so plastered. 781 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,520 He did not have any sort of clue who he was talking to. 782 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,240 He just thought he was going on a car ride. 783 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,080 Yeah, pretty much. 784 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,120 Wee! 785 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,520 And the fact that he made it there alive. 786 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,480 That is what was shocking. 787 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,840 Was shocking. 788 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:25,680 Eek. 789 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,720 Well, and you know, so alcohol is a funny thing. 790 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:28,640 You know, we talk about this guy, 791 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,400 and when you're drunk in public like that, 792 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,800 we don't take like your blood alcohol. 793 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,440 We don't make you like blow in a breathalyzer. 794 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,480 We don't take your blood. 795 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,000 In that, it's like you're obviously intoxicated 796 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 because you weren't driving or anything else. 797 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,400 There's no, we don't have to like pull blood 798 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,360 or any other things that you would do for like a DUI. 799 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:46,240 There was a DUI case, driving work in midnight, 800 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,480 and so this lady's kind of weaving down the road, 801 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,640 or I was like, oh, okay, you're drunk. 802 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,480 So I pull over. 803 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,000 She's got all the drunk type symptoms. 804 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,520 But like drunk like, you had one extra drink 805 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,080 you probably shouldn't have had at the bar, right? 806 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,200 Like very coherent, answering questions, 807 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,840 but a little wobbly, a little slurry. 808 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,040 A little too feisty. 809 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,040 I've been doing this job now for 15, 16 years. 810 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,720 So you can easily recognize someone under the influence. 811 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,080 I've done this for a time or two, right? 812 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:15,080 So in my head, this lady's like a 0.1215, 813 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,360 like you know, the legal limits, 0.08. 814 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:21,240 So like she's like a drink and maybe two pass it, right? 815 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,680 Thinking that she was okay. 816 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,760 She's not obliterated. 817 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,600 She's not obliterated. 818 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:25,440 She's not blitz. 819 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,520 She's not like Mopad Man, right? 820 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,360 Like, yeah. 821 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,200 She's not a lion rider. 822 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,880 Yeah, she's not lion rider, right? 823 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,440 She looks for the most part on the epitome. 824 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,200 So I go, all right, you know, so we do the test. 825 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,280 Yep, you're low, you're low, 826 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,880 drunky drunk, time to go, right? 827 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,080 We got to go to jail, right? 828 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,000 So we, oh, I'm sorry, officer. 829 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,400 I didn't realize that was that, you know, whatever. 830 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,000 So you have a driver back to station, right? 831 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:45,920 So we're doing all the thing. 832 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,080 And so I go, okay. 833 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:47,920 So you have your choice, right? 834 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,440 You have blood, breath, urine, what do you want, right? 835 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,600 So yeah, I'll do breath. 836 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,520 That's, I don't like needles. 837 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,360 I'll do breath. 838 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,200 Okay, here we go. 839 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,200 No problem, blow on the machine. 840 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,280 So she blows in the first time, 0.38. 841 00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,720 Are you kidding me? 842 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,440 And I'm like, you'd be dead. 843 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,440 I'm looking at this and I'm like, uh. 844 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,280 No way. 845 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,000 Like how are you talking to me like this right now? 846 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Yeah, I'm like, this has got to be wrong. 847 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000 So I was like, oh, okay. 848 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,160 She's like, how'd I do? 849 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,000 I was like, whoa. 850 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,200 You're a B plus student. 851 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,720 Let me check the machine real quick. 852 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,200 So I go over, I'm like, oh, something's not right here. 853 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,680 So I hit test mode, calibrate, 854 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,560 put the, there's a little machine you put on 855 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:25,680 and calibrate, make sure everything's good. 856 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,840 Clear it out, blow the thing out. 857 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,880 Change the mouth plate. 858 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:30,720 So I'm like, okay. 859 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,440 So test thing, okay, calibrated. 860 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,280 Okay. 861 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,640 So you're like, okay, let's try that again. 862 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,720 Let's try this again. 863 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,000 That was a practice round. 864 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Let's go again. 865 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:38,840 There we go. 866 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:39,680 Blows 0.38. 867 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,000 Are you kidding? 868 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,480 And I'm like, there is no way. 869 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,600 Really good drunk. 870 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,400 Yeah. So I'm like, okay. 871 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,920 So you have to wait a couple of minutes, right? 872 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,080 Here you go again, 0.37. 873 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,000 And I go, how much have you had to drink? 874 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:56,040 And she's like, not more than I usually do. 875 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,760 And what is that? 876 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,880 That's the million dollar question. 877 00:24:58,880 --> 00:24:59,720 What? Okay. 878 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,720 Well, how much do you know? 879 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,040 She goes, well, I usually do a fifth of vodka. 880 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:03,880 Are you? 881 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:04,720 No. 882 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,720 And then I usually trade it with a some tequila. 883 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,040 But tonight I had a couple of beers in between. 884 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:09,880 That might have done it. 885 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:10,720 I'm sorry. 886 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,920 I was like, a couple of beers. 887 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,440 That might have just put me over. 888 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,400 Just a little bit of the legal limit. 889 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,240 Just a touch. 890 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:21,600 I was like, how are you coherent, upright, speaking? 891 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,520 And you only seem like a little drunky drunk. 892 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,240 Like one or two cocktails pass. 893 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,080 I've known someone that got hospitalized 894 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,280 cause they were, I think it was like just almost a 0.2. 895 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,960 And they were like nearly dead. 896 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,800 The human body. 897 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,760 Like stomach pumped. 898 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,120 No, like they nearly got alcohol. 899 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,160 They were almost, I think it was like a 0.19 900 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,600 or maybe a 0.2 something. 901 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,800 And they were alcohol poisoned. 902 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,680 Well, and a lot is the tolerance of the body, right? 903 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,720 Like when you're a functioning alcoholic, right? 904 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,520 Your body builds tolerances. 905 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,920 She clearly had a problem. 906 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,960 Oh, she had a huge problem. 907 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:51,800 Wow. 908 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,640 Because the human body, 909 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,920 doesn't matter what your tolerance is, 910 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,320 at about the 0.4 plus range is. 911 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,160 Death. 912 00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,000 Danger. 913 00:25:59,000 --> 00:25:59,840 Danger, danger. 914 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:00,680 911. 915 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,880 And you gotta figure her body was such that 916 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,080 she could have probably kept going and not have, 917 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,760 cause your body's like breaking mechanisms. 918 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,160 You pass out from drinking too much. 919 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,880 Just so you stopped drinking, right? 920 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,000 That's part of the built in like mechanisms 921 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,040 to make you not do that. 922 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,600 We even before that, like you puke. 923 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,320 That's nuts. 924 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,200 So did you tell her what she blew? 925 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,560 Yeah. And she's like, oh, that's high, huh? 926 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,400 What? 927 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,680 I go, well, I guess comparatively speaking, 928 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,320 yes, that is very high. 929 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,160 Right? Like. 930 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,400 Kind of like quadruple the legal limit. 931 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,280 You were more than you should be. 932 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,120 Yeah. 933 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,400 And you just thought you were pulling someone over like, 934 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,560 eh, they're drunk. 935 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,480 Yeah, I'm like, oh, they're a little drinky drunk. 936 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,840 Little bit, right? 937 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,200 And it's like, you watch the performance of these things. 938 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,320 Cause there's no pass fail, right? 939 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,480 It's just like, how do you, you know, 940 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,480 how do you follow directions? 941 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,320 What's your balance? 942 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,720 Like how do you, all these different things? 943 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,560 And she was like kind of decent. 944 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,320 Yeah. Like not horrible. 945 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,480 That's why I said, like in my head, 946 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,400 I've seen so many like in that point, one, two, one, five, 947 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,800 like you've had one or two more than you should have, right? 948 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,640 It was a mistake. 949 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,480 You had to get home. 950 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,160 You thought maybe, maybe you stopped drinking an hour ago 951 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,000 and you were drinking a bunch of water, 952 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,600 but you had too much early on, right? 953 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,840 And your body hasn't metabolized all that down yet. 954 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,680 Right? 955 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,520 Like all these different things. 956 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,280 It's like people like, I don't want to say honest mistake, 957 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,760 but it's like in their head, they're like, ah, no, 958 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:14,600 I should be good. 959 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,440 I haven't drank for like an hour. 960 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:19,520 You had a bunch of water with your bodies not like, that's not 961 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,440 the way it works for everyone listening. 962 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,880 Wait, I'm just getting a ping from our research department. 963 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,840 Yeah. So, so our research department dove into this 964 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,000 while we were discussing it. 965 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,040 How much do you think she weighed within, within 20 pounds? 966 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,480 Oh, give him, give him 30. 967 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,320 No, no, no. 968 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,360 Cause the chart that research sent up is showing in 20 969 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,200 pound increments. 970 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,400 Oh, okay. I apologize. 971 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,640 She was probably about five foot six ish, 972 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,200 five, six, five, seven in that range. 973 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,240 Average for a woman. 974 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,520 She was average size. 975 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:50,480 So maybe like 130 ish plus or minus. 976 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,520 Okay. So she wasn't, she wasn't like super skinny rail, 977 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,760 like anorexic, like model skin, but she wasn't like. 978 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,400 So you would say 120 to 140. 979 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,240 Yeah. In that range. 980 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,080 Would that be our range? 981 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,800 Yeah. Um, sort of. Yeah. 982 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,400 So, um, we would be looking at anywhere between nine to 10 983 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,400 drinks an hour. 984 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,240 An hour? 985 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,400 At a point three eight. 986 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,240 An hour. 987 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,080 Yeah. 988 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:11,920 Wow. 989 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:12,760 Winning. 990 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,600 An hour. 991 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,600 That's crazy. 992 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,160 I mean, Miss B, you and I have had a few cocktails together. 993 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,720 I've never had that many in one, let alone one night. 994 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,560 In a night. 995 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,400 That's what I'm saying. 996 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,240 Thank you. 997 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,200 In an hour and a night. 998 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,720 I don't even think I can take that many. 999 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,280 Damn. 1000 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,120 Per hour. 1001 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:29,960 That's a lot. 1002 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,120 That's forking commitment. 1003 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,640 I'm trying to sneak a peek at your list. 1004 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,480 No, don't do it. 1005 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,320 Don't do it. 1006 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,800 No, don't ruin it. 1007 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,800 I'm so excited. 1008 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,320 You are not a part of the research team right now. 1009 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,520 Miss B, any, uh, bees of the week. 1010 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,160 I always have them. 1011 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,120 If I may, while you're thinking. 1012 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:45,960 Yes. 1013 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,560 Let me quick note of clarification. 1014 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,400 Sure. 1015 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,080 When you say any bees of the week. 1016 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,960 So we have the A whole of the week segment. 1017 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,800 But Miss B has had some special winners. 1018 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,600 So we've created a new segment just for her 1019 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,480 and it's Miss B's bee of the week. 1020 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,840 Just so you know, depending on the listenership, 1021 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:05,400 if you tell a cop, hey, you having bees this week? 1022 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,600 The California Penal Code section for prostitution 1023 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,760 is 647 subsection B. 1024 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,440 So when you tell a cop. 1025 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,760 That's like slang, like you got any bees this week. 1026 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,000 Hey, you see bees out there? 1027 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,680 That means there were there any prostitutes out there. 1028 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,680 Oh my God. 1029 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,440 Different definition for this pod. 1030 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,400 Yeah, very radically different. 1031 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,240 That's so funny. 1032 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,080 So I'm like, ooh, did she have any bees? 1033 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:25,920 You got prostitutes at your hotel? 1034 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,760 I feel like, ooh. 1035 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:27,600 I'm sure we do. 1036 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,440 What? 1037 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,280 Okay. 1038 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,120 I mean, she could. 1039 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:30,960 Well, yeah. 1040 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,040 You know, our favorite music industry 1041 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,920 convention is in town this next week. 1042 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:36,840 It sure is. 1043 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,120 It is all about what, 50, 60,000 people. 1044 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:40,960 Try 100,000. 1045 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:41,800 It's 100,000. 1046 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,960 It's 100,000 people in three days. 1047 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,240 And it is nothing but coconut. 1048 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,080 Coconut. 1049 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,920 Outside of the convention. 1050 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,160 That just gave me chills. 1051 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,640 So speaking of stories out on the list, 1052 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,120 but oh, I didn't want to run out. 1053 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:54,960 No, no, no, you're good. 1054 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:59,000 Speaking of bees, there was a room at a certain hotel 1055 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,200 that was very close to the convention center. 1056 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,040 Not mine? 1057 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:02,880 No, not yours. 1058 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:03,720 Okay. 1059 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:08,160 And we recall one night that there is a nude woman 1060 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,000 running up and down the street. 1061 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:10,840 Oh. 1062 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:11,880 The same story is short. 1063 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,200 She was a bee in a room. 1064 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,920 You're a kind of bee or Ms. Bee's kind of bee? 1065 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:16,760 No, my kind of bee. 1066 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,600 My kind of bee. 1067 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,440 Subsection bee. 1068 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,280 Yeah. 1069 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,000 In a room, the John of the proposition pushed her out 1070 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,000 to the balcony of the hotel, which was on the third story, 1071 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,800 and probably locked the slider and left. 1072 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,640 Oh. 1073 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:32,160 The problem is the point of the negotiations 1074 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,920 was that she was unclothed. 1075 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,280 Oh. 1076 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,600 And now locked on the balcony on the third story 1077 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,520 of said hotel. 1078 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,520 Yikes. 1079 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,360 Which the obvious course to resolve said issues 1080 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,920 to jump off the balcony into the planters below. 1081 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,760 Ouch. 1082 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,560 Which she landed in dirt, a couple of shrubberies, 1083 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,840 and I believe a bird of paradise. 1084 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:53,680 Oh. 1085 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,520 To be specific. 1086 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,360 Yeah. 1087 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,200 Mid business transaction. 1088 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,040 Eek. 1089 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,520 Yeah, negotiations broke down midway through. 1090 00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,360 Oh my God. 1091 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,600 So she got booted to the balcony? 1092 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:01,440 Yes. 1093 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,040 That's right, unfortunate. 1094 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,640 And also unpaid. 1095 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,480 Oh. 1096 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,760 I guess you negotiated that before you take your clothes off. 1097 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,840 Well, negotiation was made, but payment had not been. 1098 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,160 So there was outstanding invoice for her services. 1099 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,360 But that's also her mistake. 1100 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:14,860 Yeah. 1101 00:31:14,860 --> 00:31:15,920 That's just bad business. 1102 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,440 Yeah. 1103 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,480 She didn't get a deposit, no down payment. 1104 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,160 So you run it for incidentals. 1105 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:20,660 Yeah. 1106 00:31:20,660 --> 00:31:22,760 Exactly. 1107 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:28,040 So as she emerges covered now in dirt and shrubbery. 1108 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,120 Few scratches. 1109 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,040 Now this is which means that there's people out to light 1110 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:32,840 all the wee hours of morning. 1111 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,040 This is like 10 30 at night. 1112 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,720 So all these people see this naked bee bopping on the road. 1113 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,680 She now panics, realizing like, this might be a problem. 1114 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,200 She runs in the lobby screaming that she got thrown off 1115 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,280 a balcony by her husband. 1116 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,000 Oh. 1117 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,400 That's not going to deflect very well. 1118 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,200 No, it didn't. 1119 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,760 It took the two officers that got there about two seconds 1120 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,040 to figure out what was going on here. 1121 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,920 You're still naked in a lobby. 1122 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,480 Yeah. 1123 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,040 Did she get her clothes? 1124 00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,160 No, because it was in her room. 1125 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,480 Oh. 1126 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,000 So would you do have to like give her a towel or a robe? 1127 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,360 We didn't give her anything. 1128 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,440 The hotel was very lovely and gave her a bathrobe to leave. 1129 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,000 That's good. 1130 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,520 The premise is I would have given her a plastic bag. 1131 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,760 Black trash bag. 1132 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,200 All right, guys, ready for the B? 1133 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:14,600 Let's bring it. 1134 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,600 The B hole, the A hole, whatever you want to call it. 1135 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,400 Miss B's version of the B of the week. 1136 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,560 So today I'm going to read you guys a nice little story. 1137 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,400 Ooh. 1138 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,520 This is a review that came in this morning. 1139 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,320 I was going to say, are you an author now? 1140 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:27,880 I am. 1141 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,640 I am. 1142 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,320 So this review came in this morning 1143 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:34,080 and my entire staff has all read it and all day 1144 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,960 just been cackling over it just because it's odd. 1145 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,120 I'll start off by this. 1146 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:42,680 The member is our highest tier of our rewards program 1147 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:47,040 and they rated the property is an 8 out of 10. 1148 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:47,640 OK. 1149 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,640 So for those of our listeners that think, oh, that's 1150 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,640 pretty decent, that's a fail in our world. 1151 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:53,400 10 out of 10. 1152 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,040 Yeah. 1153 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,320 It is a fail. 1154 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,520 But still keep that in mind. 1155 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,440 It's an 8 out of 10. 1156 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:57,840 OK. 1157 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,720 It's a high fail. 1158 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,000 All right, their overall comment. 1159 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,320 Hate to be neutral instead of a promoter. 1160 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:02,960 What do you say? 1161 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:03,840 Switch a little? 1162 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:04,760 Yes. 1163 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,240 The check-in killed me, period. 1164 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,120 You're dead now? 1165 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,000 Well, you're so you're writing from the grave? 1166 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,560 What's going on here? 1167 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,080 Exactly. 1168 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:11,840 The check-in. 1169 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,440 Ghostwriter. 1170 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,440 Killed me. 1171 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,040 Kelly, we're going to call her. 1172 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,320 Kelly is an associate of mine. 1173 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,720 She works at the property. 1174 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,480 Kelly wanted to show me she was in control 1175 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,880 and I was the peasant. 1176 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,160 Yes, the peasant checking in. 1177 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,120 OK. 1178 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:30,920 It was her world and I was merely a player in it. 1179 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,240 Is Kelly the B in this whole story? 1180 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:33,760 Like what? 1181 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,160 Don't hate the player. 1182 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,120 Hate the game. 1183 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,240 I hate this. 1184 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,560 We were always like, what? 1185 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,360 It goes on. 1186 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,040 I just don't know why. 1187 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,760 You can't be consistent at hotels with check-in. 1188 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:48,280 I already checked in on the app and you torture me at 1 1189 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,840 AM with Kelly. 1190 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:50,600 Torture. 1191 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,880 We tortured you with the check-in process. 1192 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,680 And we have no idea what happened. 1193 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,320 We have no idea what went wrong. 1194 00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:01,400 This sounds like an SMM kind of guest. 1195 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,280 You like to be tortured, dominated, and he's a peasant. 1196 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,520 Oh, what does that mean? 1197 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:06,440 The verb is twice. 1198 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,440 Sexually humiliated. 1199 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,080 Yes. 1200 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,880 I'm thinking, you're checking at 1 AM. 1201 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,080 What are you doing there at 1 AM, Pat? 1202 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,200 I'm sorry, there's a foot out there for everybody. 1203 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:13,720 OK? 1204 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,520 I'm not judging. 1205 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,320 I'm not being judging. 1206 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,640 But he does not want Kelly's foot. 1207 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,080 You knew that was coming. 1208 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,960 That's just in from the resident deviant. 1209 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,840 But yeah, so that literally, that 1210 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,720 is perplexed us all day long. 1211 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,720 All the staff and everyone's been taking turns reading it 1212 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:28,160 and laughing. 1213 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,880 We're like, what the hell? 1214 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,880 What is the customer service history with Kelly? 1215 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,520 Never gotten one of these before. 1216 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,880 Like, no news is good news. 1217 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,240 Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to lie. 1218 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:38,680 She's an overnight associate. 1219 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,360 They're not normally like, of course. 1220 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,040 Star customer service, of course. 1221 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,720 But this review kind of just like, what? 1222 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,920 Have we pulled the history of the guest 1223 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,360 because I'm wondering. 1224 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,920 I would start there personally. 1225 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,760 Go on, excuse me, excuse me. 1226 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,440 I like to check in because I don't want to deal with these. 1227 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,600 Peasants. 1228 00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,080 Yeah. 1229 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,880 And don't give me Kelly to talk to. 1230 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:02,360 Yeah. 1231 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,000 Well, I mean. 1232 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,400 I'll treat you like a peasant. 1233 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,040 I understand that she's kind of domineering. 1234 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,160 I'm in room 213. 1235 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,080 You know, I did email this guy, though. 1236 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,880 And I formulate my response. 1237 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,520 Coming from the office of the bourgeoisie, 1238 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,440 we'd like to talk to our peasants. 1239 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,880 We'd like to offer you some cake that we would also 1240 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,360 like that you could eat as well. 1241 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,040 Yeah. 1242 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,480 No, but literally, I did email and tried 1243 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,120 to be as professional as possible and say at the same time, 1244 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,920 what the f**k happened? 1245 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,720 After all of that, he was like, I'd still give you a beat. 1246 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:30,000 Yeah. 1247 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,680 That's the part that makes me laugh. 1248 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:32,320 Exactly. 1249 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,680 It's still 8 out of 10. 1250 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,480 Like, all of those comments still 8 out of 10. 1251 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,040 If somebody's going to treat me like a peasant, 1252 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,200 I'm not going to give you an 8. 1253 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,360 I mean, unless that's what you really want. 1254 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,200 How you treat your peasant. 1255 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,440 But is that the score or property overall? 1256 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,240 Or just still gave an 8 out of 10, 1257 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,960 which to a normal person, you would think, was this just a solid B? 1258 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,360 Was this just a one night stay? 1259 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:51,720 Yeah. 1260 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,160 What was the staff service score? 1261 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,480 That's a great question. 1262 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,200 Maybe that should have been lower, right? 1263 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,440 Like, the overall hotel, everything was lovely, but boy, 1264 00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,160 I'd kill each other. 1265 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,400 Still gave her a 6. 1266 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,040 Huh. 1267 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,240 Still gave her a 6. 1268 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,320 This guy's generous. 1269 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,800 And gave Claude Luna some 9. 1270 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,520 There you go. 1271 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,520 Hey. 1272 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,400 Hey. 1273 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,880 OK, is 9 passing? 1274 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,440 Yes. 1275 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,720 9s and 10s are passing. 1276 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:12,200 So give everyone 10s. 1277 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,120 Is that what you're telling me? 1278 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:13,920 I don't really know. 1279 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,420 Yes. 1280 00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:14,920 4 and 9. 1281 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,880 I don't rate anyone. 1282 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,280 Although, I was just at another property recently 1283 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,880 in a city that we all had named. 1284 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,160 And it looked very lovely. 1285 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,080 And I rolled in, and so I'm here checking. 1286 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,520 And I walk in, and I'm like, this doesn't really 1287 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,720 look like the pictures. 1288 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,080 Uh-oh. 1289 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:27,600 Right. 1290 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,160 Whatever. 1291 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:28,660 Right? 1292 00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:29,840 I'm like, get it, glamour shots. 1293 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:30,920 So I check in, they're very nice. 1294 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:31,920 Oh, here's your room, Alan. 1295 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,560 Thank you. 1296 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,280 So I walk up. 1297 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,240 I walk the elevator. 1298 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:35,000 I'm going up. 1299 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,120 Oh, this is fine. 1300 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:40,240 And the door opens into a time warp of 1991. 1301 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,640 Nothing like the picture. 1302 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:42,280 Nothing. 1303 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,320 I walk out in the hallway to go down to my room. 1304 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,520 And it is the 1991. 1305 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,200 The rug is green and pink. 1306 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,640 All the fixtures are gold. 1307 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:54,680 The frames are like the most generic artwork in a gold matted 1308 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:55,240 frame. 1309 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:55,840 Groovy. 1310 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:56,760 Oh, that's not 90s. 1311 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,520 That's 80s. 1312 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:58,760 Yeah, it was on the cusp. 1313 00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,720 It was like the 91. 1314 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,720 It's made me think of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, for sure. 1315 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,200 Oh, for sure. 1316 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,120 Like 91, but we haven't remodeled yet. 1317 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:04,520 No. 1318 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:04,960 Yes. 1319 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,600 Yeah, because it's now 2023. 1320 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,080 Right? 1321 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,240 We're a little bit past that. 1322 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:10,560 I walk into the room, and I didn't get any better, got worse. 1323 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,400 Oh, no. 1324 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,640 How has this hotel not been remodeled since it was built? 1325 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,480 That's insane. 1326 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,880 And so I'm like, all right, whatever. 1327 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,280 So I sit down, and I have a Zoom call. 1328 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:19,440 Right? 1329 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,800 So I'm sitting in the room, I zoom. 1330 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,960 And the people in the Zoom call are like, where are you? 1331 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,160 And I'm like, oh, I'm in a hotel. 1332 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,720 Like, can we see it? 1333 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:28,280 So I pick up. 1334 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:28,760 Oh, my god. 1335 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,000 They want to see it. 1336 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,800 Yeah, they want to see it. 1337 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,080 So I get the score, right? 1338 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,400 I'm like, OK, wait, wait, wait. 1339 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,640 Is this somewhere work has sent you? 1340 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:36,920 Yeah. 1341 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,080 And they have paid for it? 1342 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:38,840 Yeah. 1343 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,480 Well, when I see work. 1344 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,760 I was just kind of judging you if you picked this yourself. 1345 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,280 Well, no, I didn't. 1346 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,400 No, I didn't. 1347 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,960 Because the pictures said it was like, 1348 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:46,600 I looked at the pictures. 1349 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:47,280 They were lovely, right? 1350 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,760 That was only the first floor of remodeled rooms. 1351 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,280 I run the organization, right? 1352 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,400 So it's like, when it works in you, I sit myself. 1353 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,560 And so I'm like, oh, it's a full service hotel. 1354 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,120 So I'm usually like, OK, full service hotel, right? 1355 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,280 From the 90s. 1356 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,120 Like, it had not been touched until it was built. 1357 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,080 That's insane. 1358 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,080 And so I'm like, OK, they were lovely people. 1359 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:06,480 It was nice. 1360 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:06,960 It was clean. 1361 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:07,920 But it was like. 1362 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:08,600 So scores. 1363 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:09,320 What'd you give them? 1364 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,160 So the score comes in. 1365 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:10,920 I'm like, all right. 1366 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,480 So knowing how this works, I'm like, 1367 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,600 I got to say something because the people on my call 1368 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,000 were like, where are you? 1369 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:17,760 What is going on? 1370 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,520 It's not just like, I was like, oh, bad choice on my part. 1371 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:20,720 Like. 1372 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,560 Did you intend to recommend it? 1373 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,320 That would be a no. 1374 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,200 So that's number one. 1375 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,160 Staff 10. 1376 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,040 Food was really good. 1377 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:28,480 10. 1378 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,120 Friendly. 1379 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,000 But then it came down to it was like. 1380 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:31,800 It's in decor. 1381 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:32,200 Yeah. 1382 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:32,800 And I was like. 1383 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:36,960 I'm going to have to go negative here. 1384 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:37,240 No, no. 1385 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:37,960 Can I guess? 1386 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,400 Go. 1387 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,200 A three. 1388 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:39,600 One. 1389 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,120 Yeah. 1390 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:40,800 Oh, I. 1391 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,960 Because that's the lowest you can go. 1392 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,680 But are you were you nice and like gave it a five? 1393 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,640 I give it a seven. 1394 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,840 What? 1395 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:47,960 I was nice. 1396 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,600 Because it's so filling, but it's like a high feeling. 1397 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,600 And but I had to. 1398 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,040 I mocked that. 1399 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,400 So here comes the. 1400 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,000 Here comes the. 1401 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,280 So I had to write a comment. 1402 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,520 OK, I'm like, you just can't throw that out there and be like. 1403 00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,520 Mike drop and walk away. 1404 00:38:59,520 --> 00:38:59,920 Right. 1405 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,320 Although they probably are fully aware of the problem 1406 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,000 of their property. 1407 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:03,200 Right. 1408 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:06,000 A three would have been a Mike drop a seven. 1409 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,600 So I did seven. 1410 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,160 I go, I understand this is failing. 1411 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,600 Oh, that's nice. 1412 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:10,320 That's nice. 1413 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,480 I know how it works. 1414 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,120 I go, look, I go, the people were great. 1415 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:13,760 The food was great. 1416 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,800 Everyone was very friendly. 1417 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,800 Like I said, everything you could control was lovely. 1418 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:22,120 But I walked into a time warp of 1990. 1419 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,200 And I go, it normally wouldn't have been a problem. 1420 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,720 But I was on a zoom call and they even noticed the time warp 1421 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:30,160 I was in, in which case it now detracted from the business 1422 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,640 zoom call I was on to talk about how poor the room decor was. 1423 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,800 So embarrassing for them. 1424 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,440 Oh my God. 1425 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,160 So I go to the hotel room. 1426 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,800 So I go, look, it gives you a case 1427 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,120 that you know, would you recommend property? 1428 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,440 And I go, look, I don't want to. 1429 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,440 I can't. 1430 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,560 Because pictures. 1431 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:48,600 Unless I roll it in my Ford probe for a 90s convention. 1432 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,480 Yeah, I think I think that went over me and. 1433 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:50,800 I'm out. 1434 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,280 Bees head unless it's a themed stay. 1435 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,680 What's a Ford probe? 1436 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:55,800 Exactly. 1437 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:56,880 Bill knows what's going on. 1438 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:57,880 I owned a probe. 1439 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:58,320 Damn right. 1440 00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:58,920 You did. 1441 00:39:58,920 --> 00:39:59,920 1996. 1442 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,440 Oh yeah, you did. 1443 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,280 Look that thing up. 1444 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,520 And so I was like trying to be as nice, but I'm like, you can't. 1445 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,000 Like how is this passing QA? 1446 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,000 Like how has Marriott like skipped this property in the time warp world? 1447 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,240 Like how did this happen? 1448 00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,480 So I send this thing off. 1449 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,200 Maybe 15 hours go by. 1450 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,640 Maybe I get an email from the general manager. 1451 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:18,840 Yeah, because we have to. 1452 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:19,360 Yeah. 1453 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,400 And I'm like, so in my head, I'm like, oh God, I cause this guy more grief. 1454 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,400 Like I was trying to like make it just enough to where they're like, oh, yeah, 1455 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,760 I know we got a remodel. 1456 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:27,920 I was trying to make it like that. 1457 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,880 So I didn't like it didn't listen to response. 1458 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,320 Sure enough. 1459 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,280 So Jim, I really appreciate your business. 1460 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,440 So happy for your loyalty. 1461 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,040 I'm glad that. 1462 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,280 Blur, blur, blur, blur, blur. 1463 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,480 Yeah. 1464 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,000 What did he say? 1465 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,800 We're fully aware of our outdatedness. 1466 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:41,600 There was actually, you know what? 1467 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,160 Hold on a second. 1468 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:42,840 Let me go to the research. 1469 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,960 Our need of remodel. 1470 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,640 I think I still have his email. 1471 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,120 I think it's. 1472 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,240 Oh, I'm sure. 1473 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,000 I'm sure. 1474 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:49,600 Yeah. 1475 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,280 So the dramatic reading of the general manager's email. 1476 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,400 Oh, you found it. 1477 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,320 The research team got back to you. 1478 00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:00,440 Thank you for taking the time to share your thoughts regarding the condition of our property. 1479 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,000 We agree. 1480 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,320 We are in the final design phase of a full renovation that is scheduled to begin later 1481 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,240 this year. 1482 00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:09,920 Once again, we thank you for taking time to share your feedback. 1483 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,840 And I appreciate your choosing to stay with us. 1484 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,160 It's just a cookie cutter. 1485 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,920 Copy, paste, send. 1486 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,440 Yes, to every single guest. 1487 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,320 Preset template. 1488 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,080 Literally, if you click the dropdown, it says renovation. 1489 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:21,880 You click that one. 1490 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:22,960 That is what pops up. 1491 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:23,280 Yep. 1492 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,160 Oh, that's funny. 1493 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:24,440 Yeah. 1494 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,160 My favorite at the property, Bill and I last worked out together. 1495 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,440 We were in desperate need of a renovation as well. 1496 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:33,880 Like several guests commented that it looked like the 80s threw up all over our hotel. 1497 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:34,080 Yeah. 1498 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,440 There was a lot of pink and teal. 1499 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,440 And brass. 1500 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,600 Mm hmm. 1501 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:43,040 And it was ugly to say the very least, but we got close comments all the time. 1502 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:47,760 Well, and you know, and something else to keep in mind, the problem with the renovations in hotels. 1503 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,040 Like think about it this way. 1504 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,960 You get a renovation in 2022. 1505 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,760 Mm hmm. 1506 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,920 But because of the time it takes to do the renovations and the planning. 1507 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,360 The designs are from. 1508 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,920 They start the renovation like 2018. 1509 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:01,400 Yeah. 1510 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:05,080 But then there's designs, there's permitting, there's revisions, there's, you know, 1511 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,920 establishing your vendors, there's getting the furniture manufactured, there's shipping, 1512 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,440 there's all these things. 1513 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:15,320 So when the renovation actually hits, you're already out of style. 1514 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:15,880 Yes. 1515 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:16,280 Yeah. 1516 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,160 So I am actually going through that right now with a fitness and a remodel. 1517 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:20,880 Well, there you go. 1518 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,520 I started in October. 1519 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,960 And it will hopefully be finished by. 1520 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:27,520 October. 1521 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,320 This October. 1522 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:28,880 Maybe. 1523 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:29,520 Possibly. 1524 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,280 Hopefully. 1525 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,240 Here's to hoping. 1526 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:33,880 Give me a prayer for my equipment lead time. 1527 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,200 So that's all I'm saying. 1528 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:35,720 Yep. 1529 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:38,480 You'll have like a brand new gym and nothing inside of it. 1530 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,200 Like aren't the walls pretty? 1531 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,200 You'll have a brand new gym and all the old equipment. 1532 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:42,720 That. 1533 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:43,440 Yep. 1534 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:49,560 We'll know because we're timing least equipment being sent back that we've already extended 1535 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:50,400 our lease. 1536 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,640 So I have a hard date to send equipment back. 1537 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:54,080 Gotcha. 1538 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,440 And we better be in construction. 1539 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:56,960 Yikes. 1540 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:57,440 Yeah. 1541 00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,240 Oh, the timing of it is just, you don't even want to know. 1542 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,560 Well, this is after summer. 1543 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,600 Uh, our potential install day is July 31st. 1544 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:06,520 Ooh, or not. 1545 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,120 Or not. 1546 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:07,760 Wah-wah. 1547 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,040 So speaking of time warps, who likes the 70s? 1548 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,280 No one raises their hand. 1549 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,320 Nothing good came out of the 70s. 1550 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,680 This story did. 1551 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,040 Oh, excited. 1552 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,960 It's going to say that was far before my time. 1553 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:26,080 So very early in my career, I've been working for maybe a couple years or so, 1554 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:29,360 and I get assigned to the missing person task force. 1555 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,480 Ooh. 1556 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:37,480 Now, you say, ooh, but back then it was like every 16 year old who, I like my boyfriend 1557 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,280 and mom or dad's like, nope. 1558 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,840 And they're like, I'm going to run away. 1559 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:41,080 Right. 1560 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:41,440 And then. 1561 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,240 Missing person. 1562 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,040 Missing person. 1563 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,040 I watched a lot of SVU. 1564 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:44,800 I know that. 1565 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,240 Yeah. 1566 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:48,840 So it's not, when I say that, again, not to like downplay missing person, 1567 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:49,760 because it's a very serious thing. 1568 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,880 But most of the folks that we were working with, like 99%, run away. 1569 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:54,440 Run away. 1570 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,200 And then you find them like the very next day because they come trucking home after, 1571 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,520 like, you know, their boyfriend's parents are like, what are you doing here? 1572 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:00,080 Get out of here. 1573 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,480 Like, you don't like, and then they call their parents, you know, your daughter is here. 1574 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:03,280 You know, your son, right? 1575 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:03,960 Whatever it is. 1576 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,400 Oh my God, I called the cops. 1577 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,440 Yes, exactly. 1578 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,960 But there's a large amount of people that report these things like that. 1579 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,120 And then when they come home, they never bothered to call back. 1580 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,440 They say like, hey, they came home. 1581 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,840 So you still have this open investigation. 1582 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:22,440 So I get assigned to this unit and they go, look, you have like 100 open cases of 1583 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,480 which probably 99 have all been returned. 1584 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,760 You just got to make contact with these people because they never bothered to 1585 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,160 call back to make sure. 1586 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:31,240 So, you know, I'm going through this list and so mundane. 1587 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,200 Oh, tell me about it. 1588 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,080 I'm going through this list and I get down to this one case. 1589 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,640 It was a couple of years old and no one's been able to reach anybody, right? 1590 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,440 They move, change the phone number, whatever it is, right? 1591 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:45,040 But it's a permanently open case until you say recovered, found, solved, whatever it is. 1592 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:50,840 So I'd get a little creative and I figure out that the reporting parent who is dad, 1593 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:56,360 in this case, had co-signed for a car for somebody like a year prior with like a 1594 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,720 had like a newer address on it. 1595 00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:58,880 I was like, oh, all right. 1596 00:44:58,880 --> 00:44:59,600 Okay. 1597 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:00,480 We have a clue, right? 1598 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,600 Okay, let me go figure this out. 1599 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,920 So I drive out to the house and so I don't even know if it's the right person, right? 1600 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,200 I don't know if it's the person that they co-signed for or is it dad's house? 1601 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,520 You're just knocking on a door? 1602 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,600 I'm just knocking on a door like, hi, please. 1603 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,320 We're looking for so-and-so, right? 1604 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,920 So I go up, I knock on the door and I don't see the car in the driveway that I found. 1605 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,160 There's a couple of other cars on this car. 1606 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,040 So I'm like, this happens pretty often. 1607 00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,720 Like they're renting a room or something, right? 1608 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,080 There's all kinds of different things. 1609 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,000 So I go up, I knock on the door. 1610 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,320 I go, hey, Mr. Smith here. 1611 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:33,240 And she's like, no, but what do you, like I'm sitting there in uniform, right? 1612 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,440 And they're like, I'm confused, right? 1613 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,680 Like, I'm his wife. 1614 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,240 I go, oh, okay, cool, great. 1615 00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:38,960 Is he missing? 1616 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:43,560 And I'm like, all right, well, I'm here investigating this missing person case of so-and-so, which 1617 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:47,160 I would probably presume would maybe be your daughter, your stepdaughter. 1618 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,400 And she's like, oh, yeah, no, that's my stepdaughter. 1619 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:50,400 I go, okay, fair enough. 1620 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,280 I go, well, she was reported missing like two and a half, three years ago and we haven't 1621 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,080 been able to get ahold of Mr. Smith now. 1622 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,800 So I'm just trying to confirm, is she back? 1623 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,800 What's going on? 1624 00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:01,360 She goes, oh, yeah, no, she was here like last week, you know, because now she's like 1625 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,360 19 or 20 years. 1626 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,040 She's an adult by this point, right? 1627 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,600 I go, but in order for me to clear this case, I got to talk to your husband. 1628 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:08,600 Where's your husband at? 1629 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,800 Oh, well, he's at work right now. 1630 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,800 Okay, perfect. 1631 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,800 Where does he work? 1632 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,200 Oh, he's right around the corner, maybe 10 minutes away. 1633 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,200 Perfect. 1634 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,200 Not a problem. 1635 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,200 I go, no one's in trouble. 1636 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,200 I just, I'm detective. 1637 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,200 I got to clear this up. 1638 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,200 She's like, oh, no, I totally understand. 1639 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,200 Thank you so much, right? 1640 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,200 I go, okay, well, I'm going to head over there. 1641 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,200 I go, I'll head over to his talk to your husband real quick and we're all good. 1642 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,200 She's like, okay, great, fine. 1643 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:28,360 So I get in the police car, I drive over 10 minutes over to go walk in. 1644 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:34,360 Now remember the name that he co-signed on this car for is not his wife's name. 1645 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,360 Oh no. 1646 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,000 And I had asked her, I go, well, who's so and so? 1647 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,120 Oh, that's my husband's coworker. 1648 00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:44,200 She's a family friend of ours and she was trying to get a car and she had some issues 1649 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,200 and so we co-signed. 1650 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,200 So I was like, I was trying to piece all this together. 1651 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,200 I was like, all right, fine. 1652 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,200 Well, I'm like, huh, okay. 1653 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:52,160 So I drive over to his work and go, hey, Mr. Smith here. 1654 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,680 No, he's not, he's not in today. 1655 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,200 He took the day off. 1656 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,200 Eek. 1657 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,720 Do you ask where the woman is? 1658 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,080 So that's my next question. 1659 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,920 You remember, wife said she was a coworker, family friend coworker. 1660 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:03,920 Right, right. 1661 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:04,920 I go, okay. 1662 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,960 Next question is Ms. so and so here. 1663 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,120 I know she's off today. 1664 00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:11,160 Oh no, she hasn't worked here for about a year. 1665 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,160 Fair enough. 1666 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,160 Okay. 1667 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,160 Hey, thank you so much. 1668 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,160 Is anything wrong? 1669 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,160 I go, no, no, no, nothing's wrong. 1670 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,160 He's a reporting person in a case. 1671 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:18,440 I'm just trying to follow up there. 1672 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:19,440 He's just a witness. 1673 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,560 Did you ask for his contact info in any of this? 1674 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,800 The employer won't usually give that up. 1675 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,760 I guess you have like a warrant or something else like that. 1676 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,440 Sometimes you can ask, but usually HR gets a little weird. 1677 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,440 Did the wife? 1678 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,320 I didn't ask the wife at the time because I'm thinking, oh, just he's at work, right? 1679 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,320 Yeah. 1680 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,320 And you got to talk to him anyways. 1681 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,320 Yeah. 1682 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,880 I got to talk to many of them to make sure it's who I'm, I got to check his ID and stuff, 1683 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,120 make sure he's who says this. 1684 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,120 Right. 1685 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,960 So I was like, can you go back to the wife and be like, hey, he's not at work. 1686 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:42,960 He took the day off. 1687 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:43,960 What do you think I did? 1688 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,760 So now I'm like, something's off. 1689 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,160 So now like the plot thickens, right? 1690 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,920 So I get back and police car go driving back over to the house. 1691 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:55,200 When I drive back to the house, I pull up and now there's a new car in the driveway, 1692 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,680 which is this bright fire engine red Chevy Avalanche. 1693 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,000 I will never forget this. 1694 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000 Ew, that's ugly. 1695 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,680 As bright big chrome rims. 1696 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,200 I mean, it says flashy and gaudy as you can imagine. 1697 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,040 And I was like, well, that's interesting. 1698 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,960 So I get out of the car, come on the front. 1699 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,280 Here comes Mr. Smith. 1700 00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:14,720 Now Mr. Smith looks like he's out of a Spanish soap opera. 1701 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:17,760 He's got the big seventies hair. 1702 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:21,360 His shirt has only about one button, which is like somewhere right around his navel. 1703 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:22,360 Right. 1704 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,600 And it's like iron pressed open sideways, right? 1705 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:26,600 Gold change. 1706 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:27,920 You got the Mr. T starter kit around his neck. 1707 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:32,160 And this guy looks like he came fresh out of a Spanish soap opera. 1708 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,160 100%. 1709 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,160 Right. 1710 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:35,160 He's on the cover. 1711 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:39,240 It's like him and like Fabio is on the cover of like, and he comes hustling out of the house 1712 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:40,880 and he's like this slow run. 1713 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,680 Oh, my friend, amigo. 1714 00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,200 And he's yelling to me across the front yard. 1715 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,720 That is not what I was into. 1716 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,520 And I was like, okay. 1717 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:54,080 And comes like, yo, oh, my friend, seniority grabs me and comes over and goes, oh, I'd 1718 00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,080 love to talk to you. 1719 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,600 I go, I really want to talk to you too. 1720 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,560 Can I see you right here first to make sure I'm here. 1721 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,640 I like what I'm talking about. 1722 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,640 So he's like, yeah, that's Mr. Smith, right? 1723 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,640 Okay, sir. 1724 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:04,640 Okay. 1725 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,640 Hey, I got a question for you. 1726 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:06,640 Right. 1727 00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:07,640 So is so-and-so your daughter? 1728 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,640 Yes. 1729 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:09,640 Okay. 1730 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,640 Is she back yet? 1731 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,640 Oh, yes. 1732 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:12,640 It gives me a whole story. 1733 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:13,640 She ran away. 1734 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:14,640 She came back the next day. 1735 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:15,640 I'm sorry. 1736 00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:16,640 I forgot that. 1737 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:20,760 I go, but I got to ask. 1738 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:26,640 I just went to, he's like, can we talk about that? 1739 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:29,040 And I go, what's up? 1740 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:32,720 He goes, so you talked to my wife earlier? 1741 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,160 I go, yeah, about 20 minutes ago. 1742 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:39,640 He goes, yeah, my work called me saying that you had come looking for me. 1743 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,640 Yeah, sure did. 1744 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:49,760 So, you'll let me guess, like my second day of the job here, but is it fair to say you 1745 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:55,160 were at Ms. So-and-So's house whom you co-signed for the car for that no longer works with 1746 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,760 you that you took a day off for? 1747 00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,320 So your wife thinks you're at work, but you're really actually at her house. 1748 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:04,760 And he's like, let's not tell my wife that. 1749 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,760 I'm sorry. 1750 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,960 He's like getting in real close. 1751 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:08,960 Like, my friend. 1752 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:09,960 Yeah. 1753 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:10,960 Like, like in my ear. 1754 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:11,960 Like, my friend. 1755 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:12,960 Oh my God. 1756 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:17,640 And I was like, yep. 1757 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:21,440 And with like the very strong smell of like really cheap cologne. 1758 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,440 Gross. 1759 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,440 You had to cover up that perfume. 1760 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:25,440 Yeah. 1761 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,440 Oh man. 1762 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,000 It's like generic brute, like the really, really great. 1763 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,000 For sure. 1764 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,520 And I go, you're the reporting party. 1765 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,360 I have no reason to talk to anyone else. 1766 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:35,560 My case is clear. 1767 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:36,960 You enjoy the rest of your day. 1768 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:37,960 Oh my God. 1769 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:38,960 Oh my friend. 1770 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:39,960 Oh my friend. 1771 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:45,440 I was like, ah, and he tries to hug me and I'm like, no, no, absolutely not. 1772 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,440 Nope. 1773 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:47,760 That's just fist bump. 1774 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:48,760 Have a great day. 1775 00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:49,760 Have a lovely day. 1776 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,640 So you enjoy the rest of your good luck to you. 1777 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,080 I'm going to go ahead and close that case. 1778 00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:55,080 Thank you. 1779 00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:56,080 Yeah. 1780 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,600 I got back in my car and could not get out of there fast enough. 1781 00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:58,600 Yeah. 1782 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,080 But you are forever on his Christmas list. 1783 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,080 Oh, for sure. 1784 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,080 People. 1785 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,640 Not the least it's surprised, but it's still funny. 1786 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:05,640 Yep. 1787 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,840 So to this day, I have a follow up question though. 1788 00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:12,040 With the description of the shirt and the gold chains, did he have bell bottoms too? 1789 00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,040 Kind of. 1790 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,040 He had like the modern version. 1791 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,720 So it was like these black, like polyester pants, right? 1792 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:18,680 And he had like the man boots on. 1793 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,880 You know, I mean like the man dress boots. 1794 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,880 With a little, it was like a boot cut. 1795 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,680 I wouldn't call it a bell bottom. 1796 00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:26,680 It's more like a boot cut. 1797 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:27,680 Okay. 1798 00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:28,680 But yeah, he had that going on. 1799 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:34,280 He had this bright red silk shirt with like the intricate like gold patterns in their 1800 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,280 like shirts. 1801 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,280 God, hilarious. 1802 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,520 And he matched, he was just as flashy as his truck was. 1803 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:43,000 Did you ever actually find somebody who was indeed missing or mostly just chasing doing 1804 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,000 paperwork? 1805 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,000 Yeah. 1806 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,560 Like I said, 95% were just chasing paperwork. 1807 00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,840 There was a number of them that we actually found. 1808 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,920 She was 15 or 16 or something like that. 1809 00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,840 And same thing like I meant it out. 1810 00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:55,840 I want to date who I am. 1811 00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:56,840 Mom's like, mm, mm, mm. 1812 00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:57,840 Right. 1813 00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:01,280 So in a long story short, she absconded to Pennsylvania from California. 1814 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,280 Whoa. 1815 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,280 Yeah. 1816 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:04,280 Very crafty. 1817 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,280 Did the old Greyhound bus truck. 1818 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,280 Yeah. 1819 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,880 And so she'd been missing for probably maybe two or three days before mom because mom had 1820 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,840 kind of had some contact with along the way. 1821 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,920 But mom thought she was like at a friend's house here. 1822 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,360 Like was just being like, I'm not coming home. 1823 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,640 Not making calls. 1824 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:17,640 She didn't fully. 1825 00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,880 From the Greyhound bus on the way to Pennsylvania. 1826 00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,120 She didn't fully think that she had legitimately absconded or ran away. 1827 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,120 Right. 1828 00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:25,120 And this was in the early era of cell phones. 1829 00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:26,800 So we could like ping and track the GPS. 1830 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,160 But it wasn't like a smartphone. 1831 00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:32,440 So there's like in that early kind of like advanced flip phone kind of phase. 1832 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:36,040 So after like two or three days of her refusing to come home, she finally called us, obviously 1833 00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:37,440 go take the report, comes across. 1834 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,920 So now we're maybe four days deep into this thing. 1835 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,200 And so I've talked to mom. 1836 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,320 We ended up doing a search warrant on the cell phone to figure out where this thing is pinging 1837 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:45,480 from like roughly where is it. 1838 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,280 And guess how like today where it's like you're within 10 feet, this was like within like 1839 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:49,280 30 miles. 1840 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,280 Yeah. 1841 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,280 Thing pings to Pennsylvania. 1842 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,280 And I'm like, did you blow it and reboot it again? 1843 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,280 Yeah. 1844 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,280 Is this thing on? 1845 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,280 Hello? 1846 00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:58,280 Like is this thing working? 1847 00:52:58,280 --> 00:52:59,280 I go, okay. 1848 00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,280 Who's she been talking to? 1849 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:04,400 So we pieced together that there's this boyfriend character that is back in Pennsylvania. 1850 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,000 Who is 18 or 19 or something? 1851 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,880 Well, in California, that's a big no-no, right? 1852 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:09,880 Yeah. 1853 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,880 You can't be like 18 is like the cutoff point, right? 1854 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:16,000 Like 18 and above is fine, but you can't go like below and above that line. 1855 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,480 So we figure out, we figure out where the guy, where she is, where the guy's house. 1856 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,480 We kind of have an address. 1857 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:21,480 So we pieced this whole thing together. 1858 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,400 How did these two individuals meet? 1859 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,400 Internet. 1860 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:25,400 How else? 1861 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:26,400 Was I right? 1862 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,400 AOL, AIM. 1863 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,400 Thank you. 1864 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,400 I was hoping. 1865 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,400 That was really hoping. 1866 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,400 You have mail. 1867 00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,400 Yes. 1868 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,400 ASL? 1869 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,120 So I call the police department back there. 1870 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,400 I'm like, hey, we got this missing runaway. 1871 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,040 She's at this location, right? 1872 00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,040 Here's what's going on. 1873 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,200 They're like, okay, no problem. 1874 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,040 So they go out there and they swoop her up, right? 1875 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,320 And so the officer calls me from there. 1876 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:46,960 I go, okay, what's going on? 1877 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:48,560 Okay, yeah, hey, here's what's going on. 1878 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:49,560 We found her. 1879 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,560 Everything's fine. 1880 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,560 She's safe. 1881 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,880 You know, so we're talking, okay, hey, I go, can you do me a favor and ask me these 1882 00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,120 series of questions, right? 1883 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:58,280 So they're like contact, engagement, sexual contact, all these types of things. 1884 00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:01,160 These in my head, I'm like, okay, if she's back there, like naughty things are going 1885 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,200 on and that's a crime out here. 1886 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:07,720 So as I'm talking to him, he's like, uh, what do you want me to ask you that? 1887 00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:09,920 I go, well, trying to figure out if we have a crime. 1888 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,280 She's like, what are you talking about? 1889 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,440 I'm like, what are you talking about? 1890 00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:17,720 He's like, hey bro, say Pennsylvania, you just have to be within two years of the person 1891 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:19,320 you're with after the age of like 14. 1892 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:20,320 I was like, what? 1893 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:24,960 He goes, yeah, you can have like 14, 16, 15, 17, 16, 18. 1894 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:25,960 He's like, it's all good. 1895 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,560 As long as you're within two years of each other from the age of 14, it's all fine. 1896 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,760 I was like, oh, kiddo, kid, not out. 1897 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,360 He goes, well, what is it in California? 1898 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,720 I go, well, it's 18 or over and that's the hard cutoff point. 1899 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:38,120 And he's like, really? 1900 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,120 I go, yeah. 1901 00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,880 He goes, well, lucky for you, you have no crime out here. 1902 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:42,880 Wow. 1903 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,560 And I was like, I'm going to keep that from mom. 1904 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,080 I'm not going to tell her that. 1905 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:52,240 But does it matter state of residence versus state of state of crime? 1906 00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:54,240 It's where the crime occurred. 1907 00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:57,600 Technically, because you're in Pennsylvania, no crime occurred because you're within two 1908 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:58,600 years of each other. 1909 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,200 I watch a lot of cop shows. 1910 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,280 I don't know if you can tell. 1911 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,560 I watch, I know. 1912 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,760 I went, I took a class in law. 1913 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,000 I took law 101 just so you know. 1914 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,200 So I heard that all the time. 1915 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,440 I'm becoming an attorney. 1916 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,280 I took law and I know my rights. 1917 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,280 Oh, God. 1918 00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:17,080 I was a criminal justice major. 1919 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:21,480 I'm at junior college and I have my AA. 1920 00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:25,280 For your information, I'm a Yelp elite, so you need to treat me amazing. 1921 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,280 Yep. 1922 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:27,480 I'm like kind of a big deal. 1923 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:28,480 Yeah. 1924 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,480 Wait, can I ask a question? 1925 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,480 You may. 1926 00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:33,240 Just because this came up and I've always wanted to know this because I talked to police officers. 1927 00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:34,240 A lot at work. 1928 00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:38,040 Why do they always ask me my location if they know where I am? 1929 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,040 It drives me nuts. 1930 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,480 You mean like when you call, like where are you? 1931 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,320 Yeah, like this happens at work, but also like I was on the phone. 1932 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:49,880 I was on my cell phone and I have all the locations, everything turned on. 1933 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:53,400 I was reporting a drunk driver that nearly hit me and then nearly hit like six other 1934 00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:54,400 people on the highway. 1935 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:55,400 With dispatch? 1936 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:56,400 Yeah. 1937 00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:57,400 Like 911. 1938 00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:58,400 And they're asking where are you? 1939 00:55:58,400 --> 00:55:59,400 And I was like, can't you see me? 1940 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,120 And they're like, no, where are you? 1941 00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,960 We are not that sophisticated. 1942 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:07,720 Funny enough that when you call 911, depending on your phone, your carrier, there's some 1943 00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:13,000 dynamics that happen here currently will route you to the city that you're in usually. 1944 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,040 So it used to be back in the, you call 911 from your cell phone, you're getting California 1945 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,440 Highway Patrol if you're in California. 1946 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,440 Period in the story. 1947 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:19,880 And they would ask you, where are you? 1948 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,440 And you're like, I'm in Riverside, I'm in San Bernardino. 1949 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:23,440 And then they like hold police. 1950 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:27,720 And then they would transfer you to usually the CHP office that would cover that area 1951 00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:28,920 because they're assuming you're on the freeway. 1952 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:32,280 And you're like, I'm at this intersection, that section, the CHP is like, oh, tag, not 1953 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,280 it, not our problem. 1954 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,840 Then they would transfer you to like the sheriff's department, right? 1955 00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:39,200 So it's this master cluster of like trying to get you to like help. 1956 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:43,200 Currently in California, when you call the GPS, you're going to get you to the area 1957 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,200 in which you're in. 1958 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,160 So if it's like Riverside Police Department or sometimes the county sheriff, depending 1959 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,560 where you're at, but they don't know exactly where you are. 1960 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:53,680 So the idea is like, if you call 911 and it's called 911 Open Line, you call 911, you don't 1961 00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:58,360 say anything, but from your cell phone, it comes across as the dispatch call is 911 Open 1962 00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:02,160 Line from a cell phone in the area of main and first. 1963 00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:06,000 But how come like, if I order an Uber, they know exactly where I am. 1964 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:10,520 Because different, different service, different service, different, different privacy, different 1965 00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:15,600 authorizations, different, one makes money, one spends money. 1966 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:16,600 Yes. 1967 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:17,600 And it comes down to. 1968 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:18,600 Yep. 1969 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:22,080 And so they will always ask for your most current location to figure out where you are because 1970 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:26,040 they know you're within a thousand feet of the tower at main and first street, but they 1971 00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,920 don't know what corner you're on, whatever you're on. 1972 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,720 So it's obviously show up to this 911 call in the area of main and first. 1973 00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:31,720 It could be an apartment. 1974 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:32,720 It could be in a hotel. 1975 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:33,720 It could be in a house. 1976 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,220 It could be in the subway and the ground. 1977 00:57:35,220 --> 00:57:36,480 It could be, it could be anywhere. 1978 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:39,720 So you're just kind of like looking around, like, it's anyone look like it. 1979 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:43,120 Like you're driving like listening at the car window, like, you hear anyone like yelling 1980 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:44,120 or screaming. 1981 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:45,840 So what do they do if someone gets kidnapped? 1982 00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:48,800 That's a little bit slightly more sophisticated. 1983 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,920 Well now we can't see that necessarily. 1984 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,600 So there's a legal process that you have to call the cell phone carrier. 1985 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,160 So, hey, this is what we're working on, right? 1986 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:56,680 We're kind of kidnapping, we're going to whatever. 1987 00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:00,400 We didn't have to get what's called an emergency authorization that we have to then later have 1988 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:01,680 to follow up with a search warrant. 1989 00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,560 So you say, hey, Miss B's been kidnapped. 1990 00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:04,760 We're trying, this is your phone number. 1991 00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,040 Trying to figure out where she's at. 1992 00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:09,040 If I don't have a family friend of yours that has like share my location or something that 1993 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,520 shows more real time, I have to call the carrier. 1994 00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,440 The carrier then has to give me that authorization. 1995 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:16,480 I then have to use their software and I have to promise cross my heart, up to the eye, 1996 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,320 stick a needle in my eye, then I'm going to give a search warrant. 1997 00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:22,560 And even still, that's a bit of a delayed response as opposed to just going on an iPhone 1998 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:23,560 and looking at it. 1999 00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:26,760 So if I get kidnapped, you're calling Liz to find out where I am? 2000 00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:27,760 Pretty much. 2001 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:28,760 Oh my God. 2002 00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,640 Just make sure I'm in your emergency contact. 2003 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:31,640 Yeah. 2004 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:37,120 So it does work, but it's a much longer process than like going to like find my friend or 2005 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,120 like, well. 2006 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:39,120 Clarifying question. 2007 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:43,720 I think it's been brought to my attention recently because I am a frequent attendee and our 2008 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,640 safety meetings. 2009 00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:46,640 You can nerd. 2010 00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,640 Sorry, I nerd out on it. 2011 00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:49,920 I swear. 2012 00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,640 You can text 911. 2013 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:52,640 Yes. 2014 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:53,640 That is a. 2015 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:54,640 Oh, I know that. 2016 00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:55,640 Recent legislation. 2017 00:58:55,640 --> 00:59:01,520 So like, can you send your location, like current location to 911 via text? 2018 00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:03,240 Depends on the agency. 2019 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,440 So the text to 911, you got to think we're the government. 2020 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:07,440 So let's start there. 2021 00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:08,440 It's not an iPhone. 2022 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,120 It's coming on and you're on this IBM. 2023 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:17,960 It's an IBM 486 PC Pentium processor that's with the big screen with just the green. 2024 00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:19,440 It's not an iMessage. 2025 00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:22,440 Oh, this is not a TRS80. 2026 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:23,440 Yeah. 2027 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,640 That radio check is a Tandy, right? 2028 00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:29,920 It will come through as a text into like the texting portal for lack of better terms, 2029 00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,640 but it's not like on your Apple where you pull up iMessaging. 2030 00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:33,640 Like similar to AIM? 2031 00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:34,640 So it's not the same. 2032 00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:36,160 Yeah, that's a good way to put it. 2033 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,920 But still you get no motor cons. 2034 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:38,920 Please don't answer. 2035 00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:39,920 Okay. 2036 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,360 Yeah, it's very rudimentary. 2037 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,880 Like you can text the 911, but you're getting text only. 2038 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:45,080 You're not getting a lot. 2039 00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:49,880 Some agencies do have the ability to accept video phone or pictures and stuff. 2040 00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,680 But universally, everyone can accept the text message because the idea is that if you can't 2041 00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:56,400 call, you can't talk, that you can text for help. 2042 00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,400 Exactly. 2043 00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:58,400 Yeah. 2044 00:59:58,400 --> 00:59:59,400 That's the sort of ask you where you are. 2045 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,400 Where are you? 2046 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:02,200 Well, I'm going somewhere. 2047 01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:03,200 Well, where is that? 2048 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,200 Right? 2049 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:05,200 Like, dude, this is literally the conversation. 2050 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:10,560 I'm like, uh, I'm on the 60 and I passed and I said the thing I passed and they're like, 2051 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:11,560 are you going east or west? 2052 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:12,560 I'm like, I don't know. 2053 01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,560 Look at my location. 2054 01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:14,560 Yep. 2055 01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:17,640 If you don't know which way you're going, you give them the next two or three like 2056 01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:19,040 exits in the way that you're traveling. 2057 01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,040 And they can figure out which way you're going. 2058 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,480 Cause I'm still going to use that area and I don't know which is east and which is west. 2059 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,000 Are you going up or down on the street? 2060 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,000 I'm going to Riverside. 2061 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,400 I didn't bring my compass. 2062 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:29,400 I don't know. 2063 01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:33,120 It's probably telling you the direction on your dashboard. 2064 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:34,120 It's possible. 2065 01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:37,600 And then, ultimately, I nearly got hit by a drunk driver who was swarming all over 2066 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:41,560 the road and I swerved to get out of the way and then they almost hit three of the people. 2067 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:42,560 So I was panicked. 2068 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:43,560 My adrenaline was going. 2069 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:44,560 Okay. 2070 01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:48,080 So the problem with all of this is that you watch too much SVU. 2071 01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:49,080 Yeah. 2072 01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,080 I do. 2073 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,080 Or. 2074 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,920 Because in the police shows, that's the only way that you get DNA back within two hours. 2075 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:54,920 Yeah. 2076 01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:55,920 Yeah. 2077 01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,760 You know, cell phones are automatically tracked within three feet. 2078 01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,880 I was also thinking of, uh, 911. 2079 01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:03,320 Do you watch this show? 2080 01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:04,320 Like Reno 911? 2081 01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:05,320 No. 2082 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:06,320 911. 2083 01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:07,320 Do you know that show? 2084 01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:08,320 No, I know what you're talking about. 2085 01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:09,320 So they'll be like on dispatch. 2086 01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:10,320 911, what's your emergency? 2087 01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:11,320 Oh, yeah. 2088 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,320 I'm getting attacked by my mom. 2089 01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:17,240 Let me just ping your location really quick and they're like, then they call the cops 2090 01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,040 and tell them exactly where they're at. 2091 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,040 That's not how it works. 2092 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:21,560 And they're there like 18 seconds. 2093 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,040 That's literally not how it works. 2094 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:24,040 No. 2095 01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,040 No. 2096 01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:26,040 So you have fun, factory listeners. 2097 01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:27,560 You can text 911. 2098 01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:32,480 Maybe send them your coordinates and send them your current location via your iPhone. 2099 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,480 So check your local state. 2100 01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:34,480 Oh yeah, that's true. 2101 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:35,480 We have listeners everywhere. 2102 01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:36,480 Check your local listings. 2103 01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:37,480 Yeah. 2104 01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:38,480 Check your local listings. 2105 01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:39,480 Uh, most of all. 2106 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,480 Well, if anyone hasn't figured it out, we're in California. 2107 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:42,480 Yep. 2108 01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:43,480 And this state has it. 2109 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:44,480 Sorry, all good stuff. 2110 01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:45,880 I've literally been dying to know that. 2111 01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:46,880 So thank you. 2112 01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:47,880 Yeah. 2113 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:48,880 Inquiring minds want to know. 2114 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,000 So on that note, let's wrap this episode up. 2115 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,400 Liz, take us home. 2116 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:57,000 Well, thank you so much for listening to another fantastic episode of Tales from the Service 2117 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,000 Industry. 2118 01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,000 Thank you, Bill. 2119 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,000 You're welcome. 2120 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,000 Thanks for joining us. 2121 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,040 Thank you, Miss B, as always. 2122 01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:04,200 Pleasure to be here. 2123 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:07,000 And thank you, Andy, for joining us again. 2124 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,080 So lovely to be back. 2125 01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:09,920 It was fantastic to have you. 2126 01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:25,320 So thank you guys for listening and we will see you again in a couple of weeks.