I'm just gonna start it because there's no time to waste you can't figure out the headphones can you?
Yeah put their your way and then twisty twisty
They're annoying now
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Yeah, always a surprise. This is what's the button for you and us? Oh for you and me. Oh
God, we're here. I just want to make a note of the fact that
It's been an entire seven days since our last
Podcast episode and I don't think I have seen ash go offline on battle net yet
Just Diablo 4 Diablo 4. This is the way
Every single cunt on my friends list Diablo 4
The whole guilds falling apart because everyone's playing Diablo 4. It's mental. It's crazy. It's great
Everyone's fucking it's just grabbed everyone by the bollocks and I've said
Earlier on the phone to ash that I would I would give it a good old college try
So after this podcast, that's what I'm gonna
That's what I'm gonna do and I have no doubt the next week
I'll be sitting here saying this grab me by the bollocks as well. It's gonna grab you by the bollocks
It's gonna suck you off suck you in and in how you like a fucking
Thing I can't wait just seeing all my old pals used to go west down with all in Prague. It's made me really miserable
Oh, yeah, she's obviously elated. Come on your own. Sorry, sir. He got relegated. We won a cup
I
Watched I watched that game to be fair. I didn't realize that BT was streaming it live on YouTube
Yeah, they were showed the show champions league as well
Yeah, show the European finals for free because I was watching it obviously not legally
Until someone in the discord of all things said yeah, you can just watch it on BT sport. It was decent man
Yeah, I had my phone on the room. I had it on silent, but it didn't even have vibrate on
Cuz I just don't the amount of times my phone vibrates and I think I might be watching it a few seconds behind
Oh shit. Yeah, I hate it. Yeah. Yeah was it was a it was quite the moment
I didn't know what to do
When when he scored the winner, I kind of just stood up and my vape went flying in the air hit the floor
The batteries flew out gem light was looked up from our phone and was like have you done it? I don't know
I don't know. I think he's offside. I don't know. I don't know what to do
Just I know dear their Moises running down a touch line. They're all going nuts
I think you're gonna look like Belen's if this is offside. Yeah, I was just like I didn't know and then yeah
They gave it a just dropped him on that's the mess those five minutes of extra time
What you mean? Yeah took the absolute pissed in it
Even I was sitting there cuz I was raging at the time
But I had I put myself on mute and then had the phone like propped up against a laptop
Even I was screaming at it. I was like cunt said just fucking call it blow the whistle
It was infuriating that guy's it was taking the piss. He was being paid by someone. I swear to God
Yeah, oh that first half man. He's a the referees performance was diabolical
absolutely
awful
But yeah, I
Didn't think we're gonna win it at all for that whole game pretty much
Yeah, and then yeah that to that happened that one chance at one moment cement Bowen in history
Just fucking great and then watching all the fans all the players even Moisey singing fucking Bowen shagging Danny Dyer
Just it's just don't get fan base like that. The fan base is I mean they did also bottle someone
One of the one of the players they threw up they threw a plastic cup and then his head started pissing
Yeah, I think he had one of them blood bags
Squeeze it and then it just fights like come out on his bald head. He had one of them blood bags hidden
Yeah, the gaze is like a ghost fucking skin thing is right
I'm not sticking up for him because it's silly behavior, but it always happens in European games
They're always fine. I'm always kicks off to it
It was a plastic cup it happens to be West Ham that froze a plastic cup and cuts his head now
We're gonna be villains. Yeah, I mean people were saying like oh
This is this is why we we don't like playing against English sides and a lot of people saying isn't just English sides that this fucking
animalistic you see all the West Ham boys just chilling in their little fucking calf and then all these all these Italian mob just turned up rushed
them
Guess who ran away
All the Italian mob were run away. They're all fuzzing chairs out and they'll fuck all the foreign Tina boys were off skis. Yeah
Yeah, but yeah, no, it's all it's all silly and it's all handbags really it should be anyway. It shouldn't be serious
It's just so and bags. I was I was a silly silly behavior, but
We want a fucking European trophy and yeah, I've been winding everyone up about it when everyone says anything
I'm just so when was the last time I tried for you. I literally not even man City
I've won a trophy since we did and they won one last week. That's fair enough. If you're a diehard fan you deserve it
That's absolutely fine
My whole life I've never seen us lift a trophy and I said to Jim like this is me now. I
Could know I can die I can die and so I have seen my club lift a trophy
I've never seen this lift a trophy and I never ever believed that we would never so the fact that I
We've we've lifted a trophy and it was on my daughter 16th birthday
Crazy unit. Yeah, and then I come over the next day and Jim's got my boy all dressed up in his West Ham kit
I was just like this is what it's all about man when they get older and I can take them to games and stuff
Football's not just it's not just a silly sport and I know they're overpaid wankers and they throw themselves on the floor and all
That but there's just something special
Everyone's fucking overpaid in this world. It's not it's not something that you're gonna fix
It's just something special about that
It's like tribalism, you know, it's what it is two tribes going against each other for a bit of metal
I said he but that bit of metal means something man. It really does
I mean we pick up this cup. It's just it means so much. It really does
I was in fucking bits
I was crying laughing hugging on my knees on the floor jumping for draws just all over the shop
I just want to do so I want to point out that Mark supports Chelsea as well. So it was last time on a trophy gig head
He was like he was like that's it. He was all the West Ham fans now. That's it. It's just gonna be constant
They're massive now is like they're gonna think they're the better the fucking dogs bollocks now to be honest
We are major whining people out. I don't care but I said get wound up don't compare
it's just the fact I know Chelsea win Champions Leagues and Premier Leagues and all this sat in the other but I've never seen us win
a trophy and
Teams like Chelsea Arsenal Liverpool City all them
It becomes numbing to me trophies. Well, yeah
We won if I used to it for me to win what people say, you know shit Mickey Mouse Cup. It's nice
European trophy just see us win that
Oh, it's just it's just such an amazing feeling and I'm still it still doesn't feel real
I couldn't sleep I woke up in the morning and I genuinely thought it was a dream and then we were playing that night
I woke up nervous and I was like looked at my phone and I was like
West Ham is all notifications West Ham lifting us
We were we did we did we did we did it. It wasn't a dream
Honestly, even people I know that don't like football were congratulating me like I did it
Yes one out there you did all right means so much it really does and people that don't like football will never understand
And I get it. But yeah, it means a great deal to me and I'm very happy but yeah guide Sam
Sorry, I'm sorry I really didn't want to get really
Barely fucking heard from him since the last comments you made about his poor beloved
He's just on Twitter all the time moaning about his club. I've
Every time he moans, I just post them a gif of Mark Noble laughing
Poor gays are man just getting fucking outed. It's football though. That's football. But I see I didn't want them to get relegated
I really like I really like leads proper Premier League club and I hope they come straight back up
But plus we always got six points off from me free season. I'm sorry
I didn't realize that you got a buffer when you got relegated from the Prem down to the champion
Yeah, only once like every 10 years or something like that if you do you get you get a parachute payment
There's a lot of clubs were going into like administration and just dropping down the league. Yeah
Obviously they everyone loses their job man. It'll be fucking
you know people that work their 15 20 years in the kitchens and the ground staff and
It's a lot more than just footballers
Footballers are the ones that all right, you know, it's all the people behind the scenes that end up getting screwed over. So
That's why they bought in a parachute payments to up clubs try and alleviate the the heartbreak of relegation
And the financial strains it puts on them
Yeah, I was just trying to find some of the funny funny gifts I sent to Sam but nevertheless
I'm sorry
I've tweeted him so many times
It's not fair
I'm sorry
He's digging his arse out
But this is a gaming podcast. Yes, Oz
We do
Just spent ten whole minutes talking about fucking football
That's what I always send him
I bet he loves it
Fuming
Poor fucker
He'd be happy for me. He's a football man
He understands and he'll be looking at that wishing that his team could get back to winning a European trophy like that
Because they used to be fucking huge leagues massive massive team
Yeah, not anymore
Sorry
Not anymore boy
It's great
You liking that? Enjoy that posh coffee
It's not the powdered stuff though, it's the granulated shit so it's not as good. I don't think you don't get that nice little foam on top
Right. Let's talk Diablo. I'm sorry for last week's episode. I mean
He got home
Was it on the same day?
Or was it the following day and just sent me an emoji of a goat and I went what's this?
And then for about four days the only thing that he said to me was Diablo
That's true
Diablo
He's asking me questions
Diablo
I'm trying to have a genuine conversation and literally the only response I'm getting is Diablo
Diablo
And then like I said at the beginning this geezer has just been on Diablo and also I was getting all the
chuffed because since I joined this guild I've made quite a few friends and all of my friends list now is all padded out and shit like that
And I was like this person's on WoW, this person's on WoW. I have not seen other than myself and Connor
The only people on that fucking friends list who are now on World of Warcraft, everyone else is on Diablo 4
Diablo 4 was sitting there doing the raid. The raid leader's sitting there like yeah come on let's get this done so we can all go to Diablo
4, let's get this done. It's like we're doing progression so like this is like serious shit and they're all sitting there going come on
come on let's stop fucking around let's get out of here so we can all go on Diablo 4. I was like fuck me is it that good?
Is it really that good?
Once again let me apologize for last week's episode where all it did was say well what's the seasons thing?
It can't be this and then we'd read an article and then you'd say that's fucking shit and then we'd start the whole conversation again
It was the whole episode and then it filtered into the Patreon so if you didn't buy the Patreon last week you're lucky
because what a load of shit and I'm sorry.
Well in a month's time we'll probably delete the episode because we just look like absolute fucking idiots
I'm here to tell you it's fucking incredible. It definitely has probably in the top 3 best cutscenes I've ever seen in my life
One of the cutscenes at the end of that game just I was like what the fuck have I just watched?
I've been told that the story is really fucking good.
I really like the story I thought it was well not really the story really good just the story is good
but yeah the campaign in terms of like the cutscenes and the way things because it's not always just asymmetrically
they kind of like zoom in on the characters and stuff so you see them from a different perspective
and your characters actually engage in a different way and you see them from a different perspective
and your characters actually in cutscenes as opposed to it and he's got a voice which they don't normally have
you know it's fucking it's so good and I've started as a whirlwind Barb, Barbarian because that was the strongest build
and that got nerfed to fuck so I've quickly switched that about.
Yesterday I've switched it around so I'm learning my new build and I feel fucking powerful
I've put it up a world tier so I'm up on like the second difficulty trying to grind to level 50 and then
Oh you didn't start on second world tier?
No I started on one because I thought if I start on world tier two and then I just keep getting dicked
it's going to be a detriment to my enjoyment.
Oh yeah see I've just banged it straight on.
Yeah see I wanted to learn all the mechanics first and understand literally exactly what I'm doing
now I've got grass money I've put it up and yeah a couple of times I've been absolutely fucked
but it's all a learning process it's all like because I'm not used to this this toolbar thing at the bottom
and you know I haven't got I'm trying to learn the ability to focus on the action where the danger points are
where the AoE attacks are how long I've got left of this cooldown before that one I need to use that move
to make them vulnerable to then do that move but that's on five seconds that's on seven seconds
all my health's going down should I heal should I barrier you know I'm trying to get used to all that.
Welcome to this newfound world.
I know.
That's exactly what it's like.
I went into a PvP zone the other day marked myself with blood which means I'm up for PvP.
Did you get fucked?
Yeah and I saw a guy well I was just running along the desert and then this guy come flying past on his horse
and in one swift movement as he went past on his horse by the time his horse had gone past me I was dead.
I was like oh okay so I went back found another guy who was doing an activity like just on his own fighting mobs
I only fucked this guy up because he doesn't know I'm about to kill him and yeah I got him down to like the lowest amount of health
before I think he realized I was attacking him and just turned around and went nope and wiped me out.
So PvP is going to take some getting used to.
Do you know PvP's extraction as well?
Yeah no yeah it don't have to be though you can just PvP PvP it doesn't have to be that.
Yeah but the currency that you get from it.
Yeah I've got loads of shards and stuff.
Yeah you can PvP for the fun of PvP but if you want to you've got to extract the fucking currency you get from it.
Yeah I think that's quite cool.
Yeah no so you go around these PvP areas and you don't need to be you don't you can only PvP if you activate it.
Yeah yeah yeah.
So you can just go around killing mobs for these seeds of hatred then you pop them in this little crystal thing
and then you have like a minute of like enemies attacking you and then if you if you beat or if you survive basically
then the crystals turn into the currency that you get and yeah you don't need to PvP for that but yeah
like some of the cosmetics you can get they cost like fucking 60,000 or 90,000 of them and I've got like four four thousand so.
But yeah it's just fun this whole point of it though it's a grindy grindy game and I like grindy grindy stuff.
I don't know why I just enjoy grinding the progression the the dopamine hit when you level up
and it pushes all the enemies away from you and you're like I'm so fucking powerful.
I'm literally on the precipice of being level 49 so by the end of tonight I'll be level 50 and when I'm level 50 that means I can proper.
That's when the power gun opens up isn't it?
Yeah the power gun points open up and then I can proper start going into my build because I don't want to start slotting things into my items yet until until I've actually got
because you still I'm not really so much now but you still place gear quite a lot right so there's no point powering anything up or putting good um what's the essences or whatever they're called on your weapons
because you're going to be changing your fucking weapons and so yeah then I'll start actually going into the build.
But yeah it's so fucking good it's so addictive it's meaty it's gory it's powerful it's visual the sounds the music just everything cut scenes.
It's fucking so good man so good I can't wait to play it.
Maybe I'll try Necromancer.
Necromancer is sick I see a lot of them running about.
I'm a big fan of seeing other people running around and that I went into an event the other day just bowling around and there was like eight people just standing there we all walked over everyone just started going greetings hello hello.
It's so fucking funny.
We just demolished anything that came against us.
I feel like barbarian is my normal go to because I'm not I am not much of a ranged player and that filters through from WoW as well I'm always melee and I've tried I've tried druid I didn't like it.
I tried rogue I didn't massively like it but to be fair I tried ranged rogue I didn't go melee and then I've like say tried sorcerer and I didn't massively vibe with it.
But Necromancer I think I have a Necromancer or barbarian I like the whole undead aspect of a Necromancer that you can have the little fucking skeletons bobbing around but barbarian barbarians just straight up fucking getting in whack a hacky slashy bashy which is always is always a fucking fun one to go for.
One of my abilities is called killing blow it's so fucking sick it's powerful as fuck but if you kill someone with it refreshes it but if you if they don't die then it's like 10 15 second cooldown so that's like constantly being juggled in my mind.
I'm spamming it my character's just like I have to root for that ability.
Your world your world your brain has been opened up to the world of rotations.
Yeah that's the yeah that's what they call it.
When I when I play wow my like probably like 70 80% of my gameplay is spent staring at the action bars and not the actual gameplay itself because I'm looking at the rotations, but like I've got myself to a point now where I could probably do my rotation my eyes shut, including the cooldowns because I think I just through muscle memory, I know when I'm pressing them.
It's cool to see that obviously you're now having to take that into account and then like you say you change your talents round. It's a different rotation you got to learn how it works and there's different things that work with other things like our raid leader is a barbarian as well.
And one of the people that he's playing with is a I think he's a rogue. So the rogues can put a trap a trap and a damage that make enemies take more damage from someone else or it's the barbarian can with a shout.
They have a shout that makes enemies take more damage and all like poison damage or something like that and the rogue can fucking bounce off of that and do even more damage is like having that that that sort of like team effort into shit like that.
That's nice if I had someone to play with.
Yeah, there's a good thing about is I say I completely specs into whirlwind and it didn't really cost a great deal to just respect every single point. It's yeah, it's great. I think with the with the guides and knocking around as well on my plan.
When I when I finally fucking let it let it take me into the deep depths of hell. I think I'll just fucking level through and then just get up a guide of talents and just copy and paste it straight in and then work out after that exactly what I'm doing.
That's exactly what I do with wow I go on wow head and then they've got all the talents here you can import them and then I do that I play around with it for about a week and then I start to tweak little bits here and there because I've got used to what I'm looking at.
Building it from scratch. I can't be bothered. Someone else is already sitting building from scratch. I can't do this too many moving pieces long because you're just going to fuck it.
But if I can have like a perfect build but prefer one thing instead of the other I I don't really like this. I would rather have my leap ability.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, trouble. I can spec one out and put that in and I've still got the same build but have a variation that I have got. You know, that's the way I work.
Yeah, that's exactly obviously you get people that are like proper proper meta that Max Geyser that I keep talking about. He is proper will take like min max he will take the best stats that he can get and he will play the the most needed talents that he can use.
And I find it when you get to something like that it becomes somewhat boring because you there there does have to be a sacrifice of fun because there are certain talents that just make.
I have a look cool make it play a little bit like more fun make it more dynamic but might not necessarily bump up your DPS or survivability and things like that.
And I think when you when you become almost elitist you have to negate any of that kind of shit not saying that being elitist isn't fun but certainly there are there will be and there are talents that are a lot funner than others.
To be fair my world when build I built myself and it was fine it was doing really well I didn't check out any guides I've done it all on my own and all sorts of stuff and then I bleed and but what I didn't understand is obviously I don't know if it's the same in wow I imagine there's some aspect of it so you've got obviously your health bar and then you've got barbarians who have got something called fury.
Obviously sorcerers that have like manor or whatever the fuck you spend your fury but then you have like I think they're called core abilities or that might be the ability to use his fury but you'll have like a move that generates and a move that spends and a move that spends you got your builders and spenders right yeah.
I didn't know this so the first talent tree the first one that you pick spenders so I had I had on the move called lunch which which I loved which I picked myself I picked them all myself to be fair and it basically you can just like what I can just hold triangle and it just fucking launches at people
and just attacks them so I'll use it as a way to move around quickly it's really good on them treasure goblins because they can't get well just hold triangle and I'm just like boom boom boom whack a mole.
Yeah so that was what I did so I max it out five out of five went down that tree. And then there was another move in that in that section that was like use both your dual rounded weapons or max it out five.
So what you actually supposed to do is just have one of them abilities and just rank them up once. Yeah, I had, I had 10 points in two separate ability so I two basic moves.
And so what they want you to have is one basic move to thing to to use to spending ones, and then like a shout or a buff kind of thing.
Like a movement one or something like that so now I'm now I'm understanding the whirlwind build was really good. I enjoyed it. But I'll be honest, it did get very stale, because it was essentially just spinning spinning and I was just like I can't spin no more I better hit them with my basic ability I can spin again.
There was no like skill whereas now I'm like, I'm doing the rotations I'm like getting stomped so they all fall over, make them vulnerable, then I didn't get my death blow off on my killing blow so I didn't. I might go barbarian instead because that's normally my, my go to is that type of if they, if they had a paladin type.
That's what they reckon will be the next class. Yeah, if they had a paladin type then I'd go for that. I'm going to go rogue next rogue on Equimans is my next one. Yeah, yeah, I reckon, I reckon I'll go barbarian and have a little fucking fiddle around with it because once you fucking, because I've already I've worked out in my head, so I'm a do is I'm a play barbarian just constantly now, and then when the season comes out.
I'm going to start a new class for that season, because obviously once that season's finished that class will be put into the thing. So then whatever, rather than just start, because I can skip the campaign now.
So I'd rather than just start as a fucking sorcerer and then skipping the campaign level him up. I might as well use them in seasonal mode, level him up get all the gear and then when he transfers over to realm that's my sorcerer main sorcerer.
And then the next season I'll start another class. And then that will be my main thing you know I mean so every season for the next five seasons or whatever I'll be maining a new character and then they'll just be my mains of each of that thing.
So I'm looking forward to that I'm really looking forward to playing a new class, I'm loving barbarian I'm having a great time. What I like as well is I'm also finding, sometimes you'll get drops for other classes.
Yeah, so I just go that might be good so I can store that in your bag and send it over and then yeah and then when I start my next character I'll just go off got that fucking sick legendary and so this is our apology podcast last week.
As fucking always, as always, we jump to conclusion straight away and then we fucking deal with the backlash after. I'm telling you now is for me is exactly what I want, whereas destiny is, I love destiny, I love the space.
That's what my main thing about is this in space.
But the, the loot is just nowhere near as exciting as this, the loot in this is so fucking exciting and the loop is just, it's the bread and butter of it is that constant loop, constant fucking loop, but you got to remember this game is like day zero old, like this is a game as a service so fucking
it wouldn't surprise me if they had the auction house, they're saying that that might come. So you can sell stuff which will make things have an economy going on. There's there's loads of things that they can do that yeah the gear thing is definitely the main, the main source of your dopamine.
Just running around the open world is just a buzz on his own, like, just seeing other people wailing on things I'll just, I'll just because I got a horse now. I'll just ride past and just see fucking some poor old geezer trying an event on his own I'll fucking give you a bro, and we just smash it out.
And it's just like because there's objectives you can do in the event, only short events they take like a minute or, you know, it's no fucking drama. And you'll be like, I'll do this before the time runs out and you'll get like a special chest rather than a regular one.
So you can help people out in that way and in each zone each region. You raise your renowned for doing like, like quests or side activities or just doing anything really. And then the bonuses that you get to this five levels, but once you reach a level of renowned you can claim a bonus
and it'll be like one extra potion, you know, one extra health potion or whatever. One extra skill point.
But they're like account wide. So once, say you, say you get the extra potion, the extra skill point, when you start your new character, they'll already have that extra potion, extra skill point. So you haven't got to do it again.
It's just already unlocked as is your mount. So, so you just don't have to do all the boring mundane shit. You can just run dungeons and it sounds very similar to the quality of life improvements they've made on on.
Wow. Similar because it's the same fucking company that doing it all. So it's only natural that there will be a crossover there. You like that J2O, don't you?
I've leached this my first sip. Do you like it? Yes, I love it. It's tasty, isn't it? Delicious. I know I'm actually like them. That's why I bought them especially for you. You don't know anything about me. That's the first time I've ever drunk a J2O probably.
Well, you've never had a J2O before. No, I have. That's a lie. But I only drink water. I don't drink juice. I don't drink fizzy drinks. I don't drink alcohol. Well, that is water. It's just come straight from fruit. No, it hasn't. Fruit and sugar.
No, it's good for you. That's tasty stuff, man. It's tasty. It certainly ain't good for you. Well, it's not going to make you fucking die. It's just fruit juice. No, I'm not saying that. It's fruit juice. It's nice. I'm going to savor it.
So, more Diablo. Yeah, so I'll be on that for the next 18 years. Look, this is the plan. This is what I've got to do. After this podcast, I'm going to do two more Mythic Plus dungeons because I have to for a quest and then I've got five heroic dungeons that I need to do and then I'm basically all Diablo for a little bit.
How long is five dungeons going to take? Well, the dungeons themselves, you're probably talking like maybe an hour. No, no, no, no, no. It's all five. It blasts me on real quick but the Mythic dungeons, it could be fucking all night.
So, it's just not happening then, is it? No, it depends if I get in groups or not. I'm at a point now where I am so high-gated and my ratings and all of that shit are of a level where I was saying this to Steph, I'm now classed as what you'd call a pumper.
In other words, I do a shit ton of DPS. So, I'm at the top consistently. So, I'm getting to a point now where you have to start having an alternative character as well because I'm going to hit a point where I can't really get that much more gear, which is crazy.
So, I either make another character, which I have done and start playing that or I start throwing some time over to Diablo. Now, the quicker I get these Mythic dungeons done, the quicker I can fucking move over to that. So, if you just fucking let me do that, yeah, you just calm down and let me have that, then maybe you'll see me sooner.
I like the fact that I can look at Conor's games and he's got Diablo 3. Why does it say he's away for six days? What do you mean? He's not away for six days. He was on it yesterday. Why does it say away for six days?
Fuck knows. Maybe he's got his thing set as away. He has. But why has he said he's away for six days? Don't fucking lie to me, Conor. I don't fucking know. I don't know. Don't fucking lie to me as you look at your games. World of Warcraft, Hearthstone, Starcraft 2, Diablo 3, Diablo Immortal, Overwatch.
Overwatch 2, Diablo 4. Oh, oh, mummy. Great. So, you watch the you watch the game fest. Summer game fest. How was it? Shit. World War. No, that says Diablo 3. He's got not Diablo 4. He said he's downloaded Diablo 4. I think he's lying.
I don't think he is lying because he said he tried to get on the servers last night and they were fucked. He said they cooked their own servers. What do you mean? He's like, well, you couldn't fucking get on them. They were fucked. So, something something's going on.
I was an update when I turn it on today. So, I don't know. It's probably fucking something's probably fucking gone wrong. Um yeah. So, game fest weren't good, no? No, no, no, no, no, no. So, yeah. Well, it opened with that Prince of Persia bollocks. He ain't going to like this. When you sent me that message saying that there's a new Prince of Persia, have you seen the gameplay? And I was like, what? What? What do you mean? You want about the remake? No, I'll. So, um uninterested once I see it was a fucking
side scroller platform and fucking suck your mama. It weren't. It weren't good and the graphics look fucking awful. What a pointless. What a pointless bit of of game development. What's the fucking point? Someone wants it. No one wants it. Like I said to you that they can't continue with Prince of Persia because they got Assassin's Creed. So, there's absolutely no points. The only thing they can do is fucking remakes but no one no one wanted another. They've already done that before. A side scroller of Prince of Persia and it was
a game that was a quank. No one wants it. What else? Um I really liked the um look of um the um thing that was a game and it looked cool. Spider-Man two they showed. That was pretty fucking cool but you know, what a what a year we're having man.
I'm like, I'm like October 28th or something. Um well, October 20th if it comes out. Uh but yeah, so we got a year where we got Spider-Man two Diablo four Starfield Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Hogwarts legacy. Did God of War come out this year? No.
This fucking year is nuts. What? This is gonna go down in history is like one of the fucking. Did you really just ask if God of War come out this year? My brain's farting all over the place. What did what did God of War win?
Oh yeah. Did it? Well, the Elden Ring won, didn't it? Oh no. I can't remember. I can't remember. What should have won game of the year? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was Elden Ring and then God of War won a shit ton of other awards.
Forgive me. Yeah. Forgive me. It's hot. Um yeah. When you put it like that, it does sound like it's been quite a decent year so far. It's been mental. Absolutely fucking mental. Dead Island two was fun. That was decent.
Enjoyed that. It's not AAA but that was good. They are um they popped up on there as well. Dying like two people there. Oh yeah. And the way he played there. It's like oh loads of big updates coming there like proper gassing saying you ain't ready. He's gonna actually change the industry. What we've got. No one gives a fuck. I do. I like that. No one fucking cares. Old news bro. Old news. It'd be like Far Cry 5 coming out and going we're adding updates. No one cares. No one cares. Final Fantasy seven slash two. Loads of people care about that. I'm not one of them.
Yeah. That that popped up. Um that was pretty cool. Just seen Spider Man two collectors edition. Literally this second looks very fucking cool. It's got a very very very cool statue. That is very cool. Venom fighting Spider Man and Marsmoralis. Also pre-order bonuses. Two uh suits for Peter and Miles and a gadget and stuff. Looks very cool. I know I say I'm not too good at that but I'm gonna say it's pretty cool.
It's got a very cool statue. That is very cool. Venom fighting Spider Man and Marsmoralis. Uh also pre-order bonuses. Two uh suits for Peter and Miles and a gadget and stuff. Looks very cool. I know I say I'm not that bothered at the moment but I guarantee I'll get it cuz
I'm gonna get it. Okay. Everyone's gonna **** it. I know Mark loves Spider Man. I don't really know why but everyone loves Spider Man and I don't know why either. I don't know why I like Spider Man but I do. Um still waiting for Elden Ring to say something.
I don't know. Remnant two was another one they talked about. Alan Wake too. There's a lot of quality stuff there but not a lot of quality stuff for me. I'm waiting for the Starfield thing on Sunday. I am. That's when it'll really get my juices flowing.
I'm waiting for the uh the uh path of exile too which is obviously Diablo's direct competitor. It is indeed. It's interesting timing. I'm furiously trying to scroll through Facebook to see a post I see because I can't remember the **** names of all the games but
there's like four or five games that are coming out that all look **** incredible but I can't remember the names of them. So carry on while I flick through. That's about all I got really. That's all I can really remember cuz then I had to go out and move a shelf.
I'm not gonna **** find it cuz it's Facebook's gonna tell me a billion different years to try and **** fill through all this but it was **** me. What were they?
They were like, oh god, I can't remember. I'll have to have a look. Maybe I can Google games coming out this year. See if there's games coming out.
There's no point in this podcast really. People could just **** Google all the stuff that we talk about themselves. Yeah, they don't need to listen to us. So unprofessional.
You got Baldur's Gate. Oh, that's fun. I'm looking forward to because I really liked uh the uh the game that was made by the same studio that was called Divinity Original Sin 2. Alan Wake 2.
I'm looking forward to it. Um **** immortals of Avium. I mean, there's a lot of cool looking stuff for sure. Starfield's the main one though, isn't it? For me, yeah, 100%.
And then you got Assassin's Creed Mirage. Like I say, now like I'm at that stage now where I don't care, you know, all these games and I'm just, I'm watching it. I'm like, I'd rather be playing Diablo than watching this.
Yeah, yeah, I kind of, I kind of know what you mean. And I was annoyed that I was watching that while not playing Diablo and I'm glad I did because I wouldn't have gotten Diablo and that would have annoyed me more because there were apparently the server issues.
But um yeah, like all the games coming out, I'm just like, I was looking forward to. I just don't care now because I'll just be playing Diablo. So it doesn't really matter.
It depends man. It depends what **** I'm sure I'll be playing. Disney Illusion Island, July 28th.
Yeah, wow. So obviously I haven't played Zelda again, which I foresaw and told you. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in August. August 18th. That will be a fun as **** one.
I did see uh they did bring out a famous actor which was quite amusing. Go on. Nicholas Cage. What the **** was he doing there? He's in Dead by Daylight.
It was highly amusing. That's **** sick. That geezer is absolutely bat **** cuckoo. He's off his **** nuts, isn't he? He was like, that George Keighley was like asking questions but he was going off on some tangents.
He's crazy, man. But yeah, it was it's quite an interesting uh guest to come out but yeah, he's in Dead by Daylight. Is that the one that you play?
That is the one that is the one that I play. It's a very very fun game and Texas Chainsaw Massacre is somewhat similar kind of premise um but it's another game that me and Mark are just going to be all over.
It showed gameplay of Nicholas Cage in Dead by Daylight and I've got to be honest, that looks janky as ****. They're just like running. What? Dead by Daylight? Yeah, man.
I'm old as ****. It's old. It ain't **** streamline ****. It's got a very niche um player base when when me and Mark first started playing it, you would genuinely sit there for about half an hour waiting to fill a team up and then like to the point where we would jump on it and come off it because we just could not get into a **** team.
Um and then it it took off uh a couple years ago um and and and grew quite a big fan base but yeah, if you if you're into like horror kind of **** it's a good game. It is a good game. It's the same ****. It's just it's one of those where playing with friends is what makes it great.
If you're playing on your own, it's **** it's just a bit boring but I've got some **** me and Mark have some real sick memories playing that game because it's decent. They love their horror **** as well.
Yeah, they must have some serious **** players though now because Nicholas Cage ain't going to come cheap and they're always adding new dudes in there, aren't they? Like famous people and that so yeah, there's loads.
Scream Freddy Krueger, any like horror kind um villain that you can think of like like um he's not **** horror, is he? He's terrifying. He's not horror. Yes, if he makes you scared, he's terrifying. He's horror.
No, no, no, no. There's it's a good game, man but like I say, it's niche but it is it is um it is taking off which is good. It deserves it. Battle's Gate three. Starfield, September 6th.
I really hope on Sunday that is it's going to look decent. Announce 60 FPS mode. Oh god. If that **** comes out and it's 30 frames. It won't be 30 FPS. If that comes out,
Prince among all things that could be and are men as 30 frames per second, I'm going to lose my **** mind. It won't be 30 frames per second. If it is, it will be because it's in performance mode uh in high quality mode like most games
now. Like God of War. You played most of that in 30 FPS. I didn't even **** realize. I know. I'm sorry, mum. I apologize. So, you know, it just obviously matters on some games where it looks a bit different.
What do you think we're going to see? Is it so how do we know how long the showcase is for it? **** Massive, bro. Do we know what time? I do. Do you ever can I have it please?
Showcase and Starfield at Summer Games Fest. British time. Alone in the dark. 10 AM PT, 11th of June. Professor Microsoft will lift the lid on a number of future games for Xbox and Xbox Game Pass including the highly anticipated
Starfield. It's on the 11th of June. So, it's Sunday at 10 PM, 10 AM PT, 10 AM PT in English time. Not UK time. English time. I want that English time. 10 AM PT in UK time. 6 o'clock Sunday. 6
o'clock in the evening. Be there or be **** square boy. I'm raiding. I can't. He won't, you know, but you'll be diabolical. It's progression, bruv. It's the last boss on who wrote difficulty. I'm really sorry. I've been
reading the list of games that are coming out and the biggest one is coming out in November. Starfield. It's Hogwarts Legacy for the Swins. How is that still not out? 14th of November. How many games have come and gone?
That is pathetic. Oh my **** god. Thank god for the PS5. I was still be waiting. Did you see the apology letter for Gollum? Have you seen that? That's mad. I saw someone put up a picture of all the apology letters that
developers have sent out. The cyberpunk one and **** like that and it's like another letter added to the list. That's another thing that's coming this this weekend is the cyberpunk Phantom Liberty expansion like reveal. Yeah, I'm super
excited about Idris Elba and all that apparently it's gonna they're not just adding **** it's not just an expansion. They're like changing a lot of the core game and it's a massive massive Idris Elba is **** sick, man.
Oh yeah, he's dope. Dope **** So cool. Uh so yeah, that's another big hit that I'm looking forward to. When's that? Uh I haven't actually seen it on here. I love all the to be announced list of games.
I don't know. Let's have a look. Arc Survival ascended. Avatar. You remember, did you ever play the Avatar game back in the day? I don't like Avatar. Sorry. I apologize. We'll move on. Um what else we got?
They're making a second one **** me. I thought they went bankrupt because they just straight up copied any Dark Souls game. Most **** games do to be honest with you. That's crazy. Oh, here we go. Call of Duty Warzone
Mobile. Everyone can't wait for that. It's a big long list of is oh god. Oh god. Ghostbusters Ghostbusters. I'm gonna stop reading this list because anyone can **** Google that. It's of it's of no benefit to the
people that are listening. What are you looking at? I'm trying to find out when CD Projekt Red uh uh uh Summer Games Fest. Um no one cares. I **** do. Mortal Kombat one as well. They showed off which I was really disappointed with.
They still go with Mortal Kombat. Is that their answer Street Fighter six? Well, no, they haven't just started making it. Uh CD Projekt Red has also promised new details on Cyberpunk expansion Phantom Liberty in June and uh last look at that.
DLC came at Kili's Game Awards and these from like seems likely. So when I don't know what this game fest is, is it like is it like a thing that's ongoing all weekend? Obviously it is but is it gonna have like another like another couple of hours
tonight of game reveals or is it just dribbin drabs? What is Game Fest? Well, I know it's a weird one. It's a live video game event organized and hosted by game journalist, Jeff Keith Lee. Kili.
It takes place annually over multiple live streams during the American summer period. It was created in 2020 following the cancellation of the industry's most prominent events E3 and Gamescom due to the COVID-19 pandemic.
There goes our COVID warning straight on the **** podcast. So it was just made because E3 canceled. This is just a streaming event.
This is what it called is loads of people there in the crowd and in the crowd and all journalists are there.
Yeah printer. Lost crown is a side scroll in hack and slash. No one no one in this **** world definitely no one listening gives an absolute **** Mortal Kombat one gameplay is predictably brutal and reveals the cameo fighter system which is what
Weird thing but only some players characters can be used this weird path of exile to eyes
Diablo 4's crown with a killer gameplay teaser. I thought a path of exile 2 was already out was that just
Actually, I thought it was just normal path of exile dark fantasy FPS witch fire gets. Okay, okay least I
Heard judge can be asked okay? No wise mate you carry on no worries superstar looks great
And it's not just because I'm Sonic Amy Knuckles and Tails
Lies of P just dropped a demo and released a summer games fest
Sandland the Dragon Ball creators most underrated manga is being turned into an open world game
Party animals one of the most wishlisted games on Steam just got released a after three years in the dark
Alan wake to is doing one hell of a resident evil impression in
First gameplay reveal my phones crashed. I can't move my thing
Then we the toxic commander looks like John Carpenter's left for dead
Baldur's Gate 3 introduces Gortash your voice by veteran actor Jason Isaac's Marvel Spider-Man 2 is out in October
Marvel's Spider-Man 2 is venom is not Eddie Brock
Ever crisis looks like a must-play for Final Fantasy 7 fans like a dragon guide and the man who erased his name gets November
Release date what are these titles man?
Like a dragon guide and the man who erased his name
Wait is that the way what sorry is that the Yakuza one?
No, I just put a load of words together is that the name of the game like a dragon guide and the man who erased his name
Yeah, like a dragon guiding guide done guide in the man who erased his name, correct?
That's the whole game name the title. Yeah, fuck me imagine slapping that on the box
Fortnight's chapter 3 trailer puts dinosaurs next to Optimus Prime and Final Fantasy 7 rebirth trailer has a very worried
Final Fantasy 7 rebirth delayed to early 2024 and is coming on two discs
two
Here's the best of the rest Street Fighter 6 is getting an XO primal collaboration
Nicholas Cage is coming to dead by daylight on July 25th
Throne and Liberty is a new Korean MMO come in West and it puts wow Dragonlands to shame. Oh, shut the fuck up
Wait, wait, wait, have they called it? Wow Dragonlands
No, Throne and Liberty is a new Korean MMO come in West and it puts wow Dragonlands to shame
Right. Well, they can already fuck off because it's dragon flight
I'm sorry. So they got fucking clue whole star rail is coming to PS 5 the end of the year
You can play war haven for free dying like to stay human is getting improved parkour
It's June warhammer 40k space Marines to show off his cult campaign. Yes, your grace snowfall coming in 2024
You've got to watch the youtuber this game pal world
as in PAW PAW world
This how this isn't good. This game's got to get sued. I think this game should suit
Pokemon with guns survival game power world with those January 24. You mean poor world power world pal
Oh pal
Return to Moira Maria looks more like Lord of the Rings Valheim than ever before in new gameplay trailer
Reveal trailer power world. Yeah, you go watch that shit. I am balusters ghost of new Eden coming into 2023. Oh
The first opening scene is him riding a garadose
Sued he's right. He's riding the hot fucking ho ho. Hey, what was that? What was that?
Wait, well, there's a there's a sheep Lee or whatever is garadose
Dragonite, what's this? Ho ho
no
He's pulled out of a machine gun, what the fuck's that the fucking electro buzz
Pulled out a galling gun. He's got the gap. What is this? That's a fucking rip-off old saw. That's definitely evil
There's no sheep things again
No
How are they getting away with this? I don't think they will
I don't think they will how the fuck have they got away with this?
There's not
Difference is this gun? Why is there guns? That's so out of place
They're in this mystical world. That is the fucking
the leaf I
Can't remember that's the one. Oh, yeah, I've got a fucking graded card name
I could name all these as a Pokemon is there is no fucking way
Why have we got this beautiful landscape? Looks so good as well. And then he's running around with a fucking tech nine
That's Pokemon with guns where their first comments so Pokemon with guns
Yeah, exactly. Well, it's the whole if you won't make it we will mentality. We need more of this. Ah, ah
That is that is
Just for the people that hadn't kept that's power world pal
World and that is
Fantastic come in January
2024 if they don't get sued that will flop like an absolute motherfucker because there is no way in hell that
There's that there should be anyone pulling out a fucking
M16 to shoot down a garuda
He's pulled out a desert eagle for a Magikarp there
No, there's no rhyme or reason why and it and they're using the same have
You notice they're using the exact same style as fortnight as well when it comes to shooting a movement
It's probably the same engine. They've copied fortnight for that one
Gee, oh look you can fucking oh look you can morph the Pokemon together and get different ones out of it
So basically evolution I'm watching the second official trailer. So yeah, they can evolve and here you are flying into the city
Oh, let me jump on my electabuzz to pull out the fucking
Gatling gun
Shoot down these Pikachu's Jesus Christ
That's a mercrow
How do they get away with this
Because that's the same with fucking
I'm Genshin impact. How are they still getting away with it? Well, they copied
Would you mean to have that?
What Genshin? Yeah, Zelda not really
You're fucking what it's similar, but it's not nowhere near like that
It's you just running around an open world. The only thing you've got in it. This Zelda ish is the paraglider
What's on you mad? What game ain't got a bad?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Steph's gonna have you for this one. You're crazy
She's gonna be listen to this and I already know that I'm looking forward into the future and I already know she's heard that
Sentence come out of your mouth and she's gone the fuck
No, well, I've played about an hour of Genshin impact. So my knowledge is you know sparse, but let's compare
What is like Zelda paraglider?
check
open world check
What else
Like I can't they know what's different online check multiple different characters to play check
It's I'm Nintendo tried to sue them
Most times doesn't mean that it's the same. Listen, I'd you might be right. I don't know enough
So I will I will submit to your
Opinion on this one because I couldn't tell you but that's all I could say that they have is a pack is a live service
As well. Yeah, that's what meant online game. Yeah
I'm looking to the wrong people to get advice off this has gone to read it and obviously they will fucking
Genshin impact dick suckers
Yeah, so yes, it's exciting. I just want to go and play Diablo if I'm honest with you
But you know, I've got to do this shit. Yeah
Yeah, that's that that that rolls in so nicely with us finishing this episode
There there's there's a whole nother platform
That you can go and listen to that people pay big big fucking big money for just don't listen to last week
Untold amounts of money. So we have to go and do that
There's been another episode yet again of football
Diablo ripped off Pokemon with guns and then more Diablo
If you want to hear even more Diablo
You're gonna get another half hour of it on the patreon and resweat himself
What do you mean wet myself he wet himself before we come on he didn't want me to say anything when he pissed himself a little
bit
You guys know what was Connor spoken to you? No, I just
Well, yeah, he's pissed himself. Just know that he's wet himself. Connor spoke to you didn't they? So there we go
It's Connor spoken to you that little fucking weasel. I told him and Darryl in pure confidence. I
Wet myself twice
No, actually twice
three times a lady
Last week I sweat so much that I thought I'd piss myself
I think a month before that I full-on did piss myself. I woke up leaning over Steph going. I'm 26. What's going on?
What's going on in this world? And then I told you in confidence and you consoled me went no, it's fine
Mate, at least you didn't shit the bed. I literally the funny thing and then it weren't long after that
You sent me a video of you in the bath
Shitting yourself in the bath. What?
Was actually just happened is I just made up the fact that you pissed yourself for a laugh
Because I thought it'd be yeah
No, I pissed myself twice man, and then you've just I had a cost completely admitted I had told Connor and yeah
Look and yes, I shit myself in the bath. That was ages ago and I was really sick
Look, I was really ill and I farted in the bath
We've already discussed this on the pod. I farted and it was a very warm fart for already being in warm water
I looked down brown mist appeared. I shouted for Jim
She said what the fuck you want me to do about it and then then I got out I have never met Darrell before he
Showed me these pubes so I felt like I had to reciprocate this amount of effort with something else who on the phone
I just said oh by the way, I pissed myself twice and since this year
It's what happens at a cup of tea one time before I went to bed and everyone knows that that makes a piss and it did
And then the second time I just don't know. I think I was nervous
I don't know what happened
But you know you catch it you've you you catch it mid piss you have a dream and you're pissing into a sink or something
Like that and you wake up with arm pissing stop. I just didn't have one of those dreams
Are you pissing in a sink? No in your dream. Why even in your dream?
I don't know because you're in a dream and I just didn't have that dream
So when I woke up, I had fully just emptied my bladder on the bed
I was fuming I was so upset because I was like, what is this woke up at half six in the morning?
I was like oh Steph get up. I've done it again. He's done it again
Get the potty out. He's done it again. He's done it again. Let's get the nappies on order
Let's get you back on that potty training
Look if you if you don't open up about these kinds of things and other people there might be people listening now who piss themselves
Quite regularly. I know that Jimmy shit his arms
He knows he did shit
Yeah, you don't listen to this though so you won't hear that
He should do he says he does
He definitely don't
He shit and then he wiped it on his forehead
What?
Dirty little bastard
Not on his forehead
Yeah, dirty little bastard
He had a bad curry or something
Yeah, he shot in the back in the van
He was in there for ages
He shot in a bucket and fell over
He rubbed his head and his shit on his arm and his shit on his ear
He had to go home
He had his shit everywhere
Jimmy if you're listening mate send us a message because then I'll know that you're actually
listening to that or see him at the next meeting and he won't be happy
Stinky little rat
Mark called Martin Halohead the other day
He weren't impressed
I'll bet
Alright we'll just ramble on now
See you later fuckers
It's been a pleasure
Fucking hell, woo woo!