1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,460 I'm just gonna start it because there's no time to waste you can't figure out the headphones can you? 2 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:14,000 Yeah put their your way and then twisty twisty 3 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,320 They're annoying now 4 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,800 We've just died. Yeah. Hello 5 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:28,320 Sorry, everyone the fucking electrics from the old office decided to fuck up. We got the best intros on the internet 6 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:34,640 Yeah, always a surprise. This is what's the button for you and us? Oh for you and me. Oh 7 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,360 God, we're here. I just want to make a note of the fact that 8 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:42,320 It's been an entire seven days since our last 9 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:47,960 Podcast episode and I don't think I have seen ash go offline on battle net yet 10 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,120 Just Diablo 4 Diablo 4. This is the way 11 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,680 Every single cunt on my friends list Diablo 4 12 00:00:54,680 --> 00:01:00,840 The whole guilds falling apart because everyone's playing Diablo 4. It's mental. It's crazy. It's great 13 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:06,100 Everyone's fucking it's just grabbed everyone by the bollocks and I've said 14 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:11,920 Earlier on the phone to ash that I would I would give it a good old college try 15 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,120 So after this podcast, that's what I'm gonna 16 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,560 That's what I'm gonna do and I have no doubt the next week 17 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:23,040 I'll be sitting here saying this grab me by the bollocks as well. It's gonna grab you by the bollocks 18 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:28,640 It's gonna suck you off suck you in and in how you like a fucking 19 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:35,800 Thing I can't wait just seeing all my old pals used to go west down with all in Prague. It's made me really miserable 20 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:40,760 Oh, yeah, she's obviously elated. Come on your own. Sorry, sir. He got relegated. We won a cup 21 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,760 I 22 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:59,580 Watched I watched that game to be fair. I didn't realize that BT was streaming it live on YouTube 23 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,800 Yeah, they were showed the show champions league as well 24 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:07,420 Yeah, show the European finals for free because I was watching it obviously not legally 25 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:13,740 Until someone in the discord of all things said yeah, you can just watch it on BT sport. It was decent man 26 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:19,280 Yeah, I had my phone on the room. I had it on silent, but it didn't even have vibrate on 27 00:02:19,820 --> 00:02:25,020 Cuz I just don't the amount of times my phone vibrates and I think I might be watching it a few seconds behind 28 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:30,780 Oh shit. Yeah, I hate it. Yeah. Yeah was it was a it was quite the moment 29 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,500 I didn't know what to do 30 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:40,340 When when he scored the winner, I kind of just stood up and my vape went flying in the air hit the floor 31 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:46,620 The batteries flew out gem light was looked up from our phone and was like have you done it? I don't know 32 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:49,780 I don't know. I think he's offside. I don't know. I don't know what to do 33 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:54,340 Just I know dear their Moises running down a touch line. They're all going nuts 34 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:59,420 I think you're gonna look like Belen's if this is offside. Yeah, I was just like I didn't know and then yeah 35 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:04,180 They gave it a just dropped him on that's the mess those five minutes of extra time 36 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:06,900 What you mean? Yeah took the absolute pissed in it 37 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:09,060 Even I was sitting there cuz I was raging at the time 38 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:13,180 But I had I put myself on mute and then had the phone like propped up against a laptop 39 00:03:13,580 --> 00:03:18,240 Even I was screaming at it. I was like cunt said just fucking call it blow the whistle 40 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:23,380 It was infuriating that guy's it was taking the piss. He was being paid by someone. I swear to God 41 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:28,260 Yeah, oh that first half man. He's a the referees performance was diabolical 42 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:29,500 absolutely 43 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,500 awful 44 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,700 But yeah, I 45 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:37,780 Didn't think we're gonna win it at all for that whole game pretty much 46 00:03:37,780 --> 00:03:43,860 Yeah, and then yeah that to that happened that one chance at one moment cement Bowen in history 47 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:50,340 Just fucking great and then watching all the fans all the players even Moisey singing fucking Bowen shagging Danny Dyer 48 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:55,700 Just it's just don't get fan base like that. The fan base is I mean they did also bottle someone 49 00:03:55,700 --> 00:04:02,020 One of the one of the players they threw up they threw a plastic cup and then his head started pissing 50 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:04,780 Yeah, I think he had one of them blood bags 51 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:10,660 Squeeze it and then it just fights like come out on his bald head. He had one of them blood bags hidden 52 00:04:10,660 --> 00:04:13,900 Yeah, the gaze is like a ghost fucking skin thing is right 53 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:18,860 I'm not sticking up for him because it's silly behavior, but it always happens in European games 54 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:20,820 They're always fine. I'm always kicks off to it 55 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:24,700 It was a plastic cup it happens to be West Ham that froze a plastic cup and cuts his head now 56 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:27,780 We're gonna be villains. Yeah, I mean people were saying like oh 57 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:35,220 This is this is why we we don't like playing against English sides and a lot of people saying isn't just English sides that this fucking 58 00:04:36,140 --> 00:04:42,900 animalistic you see all the West Ham boys just chilling in their little fucking calf and then all these all these Italian mob just turned up rushed 59 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:43,660 them 60 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:45,660 Guess who ran away 61 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:51,100 All the Italian mob were run away. They're all fuzzing chairs out and they'll fuck all the foreign Tina boys were off skis. Yeah 62 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:56,780 Yeah, but yeah, no, it's all it's all silly and it's all handbags really it should be anyway. It shouldn't be serious 63 00:04:56,780 --> 00:05:00,820 It's just so and bags. I was I was a silly silly behavior, but 64 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:06,500 We want a fucking European trophy and yeah, I've been winding everyone up about it when everyone says anything 65 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:10,380 I'm just so when was the last time I tried for you. I literally not even man City 66 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:15,280 I've won a trophy since we did and they won one last week. That's fair enough. If you're a diehard fan you deserve it 67 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,100 That's absolutely fine 68 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:22,820 My whole life I've never seen us lift a trophy and I said to Jim like this is me now. I 69 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:28,380 Could know I can die I can die and so I have seen my club lift a trophy 70 00:05:28,540 --> 00:05:34,220 I've never seen this lift a trophy and I never ever believed that we would never so the fact that I 71 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:39,020 We've we've lifted a trophy and it was on my daughter 16th birthday 72 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:44,860 Crazy unit. Yeah, and then I come over the next day and Jim's got my boy all dressed up in his West Ham kit 73 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:50,020 I was just like this is what it's all about man when they get older and I can take them to games and stuff 74 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:56,980 Football's not just it's not just a silly sport and I know they're overpaid wankers and they throw themselves on the floor and all 75 00:05:56,980 --> 00:05:58,980 That but there's just something special 76 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:02,460 Everyone's fucking overpaid in this world. It's not it's not something that you're gonna fix 77 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:04,460 It's just something special about that 78 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:10,700 It's like tribalism, you know, it's what it is two tribes going against each other for a bit of metal 79 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:16,180 I said he but that bit of metal means something man. It really does 80 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:20,500 I mean we pick up this cup. It's just it means so much. It really does 81 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:22,260 I was in fucking bits 82 00:06:22,260 --> 00:06:27,260 I was crying laughing hugging on my knees on the floor jumping for draws just all over the shop 83 00:06:27,260 --> 00:06:32,660 I just want to do so I want to point out that Mark supports Chelsea as well. So it was last time on a trophy gig head 84 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:38,380 He was like he was like that's it. He was all the West Ham fans now. That's it. It's just gonna be constant 85 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:42,720 They're massive now is like they're gonna think they're the better the fucking dogs bollocks now to be honest 86 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:47,260 We are major whining people out. I don't care but I said get wound up don't compare 87 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:52,660 it's just the fact I know Chelsea win Champions Leagues and Premier Leagues and all this sat in the other but I've never seen us win 88 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:54,140 a trophy and 89 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:56,900 Teams like Chelsea Arsenal Liverpool City all them 90 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,660 It becomes numbing to me trophies. Well, yeah 91 00:07:00,660 --> 00:07:07,060 We won if I used to it for me to win what people say, you know shit Mickey Mouse Cup. It's nice 92 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,300 European trophy just see us win that 93 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:15,140 Oh, it's just it's just such an amazing feeling and I'm still it still doesn't feel real 94 00:07:15,140 --> 00:07:20,500 I couldn't sleep I woke up in the morning and I genuinely thought it was a dream and then we were playing that night 95 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:24,520 I woke up nervous and I was like looked at my phone and I was like 96 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:28,100 West Ham is all notifications West Ham lifting us 97 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:31,380 We were we did we did we did we did it. It wasn't a dream 98 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:36,340 Honestly, even people I know that don't like football were congratulating me like I did it 99 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:43,400 Yes one out there you did all right means so much it really does and people that don't like football will never understand 100 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:48,580 And I get it. But yeah, it means a great deal to me and I'm very happy but yeah guide Sam 101 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:57,300 Sorry, I'm sorry I really didn't want to get really 102 00:07:57,300 --> 00:08:01,020 Barely fucking heard from him since the last comments you made about his poor beloved 103 00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:04,360 He's just on Twitter all the time moaning about his club. I've 104 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:08,980 Every time he moans, I just post them a gif of Mark Noble laughing 105 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:16,700 Poor gays are man just getting fucking outed. It's football though. That's football. But I see I didn't want them to get relegated 106 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:21,620 I really like I really like leads proper Premier League club and I hope they come straight back up 107 00:08:21,620 --> 00:08:27,980 But plus we always got six points off from me free season. I'm sorry 108 00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:31,780 I didn't realize that you got a buffer when you got relegated from the Prem down to the champion 109 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:37,180 Yeah, only once like every 10 years or something like that if you do you get you get a parachute payment 110 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:41,100 There's a lot of clubs were going into like administration and just dropping down the league. Yeah 111 00:08:41,660 --> 00:08:44,780 Obviously they everyone loses their job man. It'll be fucking 112 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:50,780 you know people that work their 15 20 years in the kitchens and the ground staff and 113 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,840 It's a lot more than just footballers 114 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:59,180 Footballers are the ones that all right, you know, it's all the people behind the scenes that end up getting screwed over. So 115 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:07,020 That's why they bought in a parachute payments to up clubs try and alleviate the the heartbreak of relegation 116 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:10,340 And the financial strains it puts on them 117 00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:19,460 Yeah, I was just trying to find some of the funny funny gifts I sent to Sam but nevertheless 118 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:21,460 I'm sorry 119 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:24,340 I've tweeted him so many times 120 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:26,340 It's not fair 121 00:09:26,340 --> 00:09:27,140 I'm sorry 122 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:28,740 He's digging his arse out 123 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:31,140 But this is a gaming podcast. Yes, Oz 124 00:09:31,140 --> 00:09:33,140 We do 125 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:36,580 Just spent ten whole minutes talking about fucking football 126 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:39,580 That's what I always send him 127 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,580 I bet he loves it 128 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:43,580 Fuming 129 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:45,580 Poor fucker 130 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:47,100 He'd be happy for me. He's a football man 131 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:53,340 He understands and he'll be looking at that wishing that his team could get back to winning a European trophy like that 132 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:56,500 Because they used to be fucking huge leagues massive massive team 133 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,500 Yeah, not anymore 134 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,500 Sorry 135 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,500 Not anymore boy 136 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,500 It's great 137 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:10,500 You liking that? Enjoy that posh coffee 138 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:16,500 It's not the powdered stuff though, it's the granulated shit so it's not as good. I don't think you don't get that nice little foam on top 139 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:22,500 Right. Let's talk Diablo. I'm sorry for last week's episode. I mean 140 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,500 He got home 141 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,500 He got home 142 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,500 Was it on the same day? 143 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:34,500 Or was it the following day and just sent me an emoji of a goat and I went what's this? 144 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:39,500 And then for about four days the only thing that he said to me was Diablo 145 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,500 That's true 146 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,500 Diablo 147 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,500 He's asking me questions 148 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:43,500 Diablo 149 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:46,500 I'm trying to have a genuine conversation and literally the only response I'm getting is Diablo 150 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:47,500 Diablo 151 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:52,500 And then like I said at the beginning this geezer has just been on Diablo and also I was getting all the 152 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:59,500 chuffed because since I joined this guild I've made quite a few friends and all of my friends list now is all padded out and shit like that 153 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:04,500 And I was like this person's on WoW, this person's on WoW. I have not seen other than myself and Connor 154 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:10,500 The only people on that fucking friends list who are now on World of Warcraft, everyone else is on Diablo 4 155 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:17,500 Diablo 4 was sitting there doing the raid. The raid leader's sitting there like yeah come on let's get this done so we can all go to Diablo 156 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:24,500 4, let's get this done. It's like we're doing progression so like this is like serious shit and they're all sitting there going come on 157 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:29,500 come on let's stop fucking around let's get out of here so we can all go on Diablo 4. I was like fuck me is it that good? 158 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,500 Is it really that good? 159 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:36,500 Once again let me apologize for last week's episode where all it did was say well what's the seasons thing? 160 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:42,500 It can't be this and then we'd read an article and then you'd say that's fucking shit and then we'd start the whole conversation again 161 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:49,500 It was the whole episode and then it filtered into the Patreon so if you didn't buy the Patreon last week you're lucky 162 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,500 because what a load of shit and I'm sorry. 163 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:58,500 Well in a month's time we'll probably delete the episode because we just look like absolute fucking idiots 164 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:07,500 I'm here to tell you it's fucking incredible. It definitely has probably in the top 3 best cutscenes I've ever seen in my life 165 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:12,500 One of the cutscenes at the end of that game just I was like what the fuck have I just watched? 166 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,500 I've been told that the story is really fucking good. 167 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:22,500 I really like the story I thought it was well not really the story really good just the story is good 168 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:27,500 but yeah the campaign in terms of like the cutscenes and the way things because it's not always just asymmetrically 169 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:31,500 they kind of like zoom in on the characters and stuff so you see them from a different perspective 170 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:35,500 and your characters actually engage in a different way and you see them from a different perspective 171 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:41,500 and your characters actually in cutscenes as opposed to it and he's got a voice which they don't normally have 172 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:51,500 you know it's fucking it's so good and I've started as a whirlwind Barb, Barbarian because that was the strongest build 173 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:55,500 and that got nerfed to fuck so I've quickly switched that about. 174 00:12:55,500 --> 00:13:01,500 Yesterday I've switched it around so I'm learning my new build and I feel fucking powerful 175 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:08,500 I've put it up a world tier so I'm up on like the second difficulty trying to grind to level 50 and then 176 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,500 Oh you didn't start on second world tier? 177 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:18,500 No I started on one because I thought if I start on world tier two and then I just keep getting dicked 178 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,500 it's going to be a detriment to my enjoyment. 179 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,500 Oh yeah see I've just banged it straight on. 180 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:29,500 Yeah see I wanted to learn all the mechanics first and understand literally exactly what I'm doing 181 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:34,500 now I've got grass money I've put it up and yeah a couple of times I've been absolutely fucked 182 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:41,500 but it's all a learning process it's all like because I'm not used to this this toolbar thing at the bottom 183 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:47,500 and you know I haven't got I'm trying to learn the ability to focus on the action where the danger points are 184 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:53,500 where the AoE attacks are how long I've got left of this cooldown before that one I need to use that move 185 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:58,500 to make them vulnerable to then do that move but that's on five seconds that's on seven seconds 186 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:03,500 all my health's going down should I heal should I barrier you know I'm trying to get used to all that. 187 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,500 Welcome to this newfound world. 188 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,500 I know. 189 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,500 That's exactly what it's like. 190 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:13,500 I went into a PvP zone the other day marked myself with blood which means I'm up for PvP. 191 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,500 Did you get fucked? 192 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:21,500 Yeah and I saw a guy well I was just running along the desert and then this guy come flying past on his horse 193 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:27,500 and in one swift movement as he went past on his horse by the time his horse had gone past me I was dead. 194 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:34,500 I was like oh okay so I went back found another guy who was doing an activity like just on his own fighting mobs 195 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:40,500 I only fucked this guy up because he doesn't know I'm about to kill him and yeah I got him down to like the lowest amount of health 196 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:45,500 before I think he realized I was attacking him and just turned around and went nope and wiped me out. 197 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,500 So PvP is going to take some getting used to. 198 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,500 Do you know PvP's extraction as well? 199 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:53,500 Yeah no yeah it don't have to be though you can just PvP PvP it doesn't have to be that. 200 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,500 Yeah but the currency that you get from it. 201 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,500 Yeah I've got loads of shards and stuff. 202 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:01,500 Yeah you can PvP for the fun of PvP but if you want to you've got to extract the fucking currency you get from it. 203 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,500 Yeah I think that's quite cool. 204 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:09,500 Yeah no so you go around these PvP areas and you don't need to be you don't you can only PvP if you activate it. 205 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,500 Yeah yeah yeah. 206 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:15,500 So you can just go around killing mobs for these seeds of hatred then you pop them in this little crystal thing 207 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:22,500 and then you have like a minute of like enemies attacking you and then if you if you beat or if you survive basically 208 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:27,500 then the crystals turn into the currency that you get and yeah you don't need to PvP for that but yeah 209 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:36,500 like some of the cosmetics you can get they cost like fucking 60,000 or 90,000 of them and I've got like four four thousand so. 210 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:41,500 But yeah it's just fun this whole point of it though it's a grindy grindy game and I like grindy grindy stuff. 211 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:47,500 I don't know why I just enjoy grinding the progression the the dopamine hit when you level up 212 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:51,500 and it pushes all the enemies away from you and you're like I'm so fucking powerful. 213 00:15:51,500 --> 00:16:01,500 I'm literally on the precipice of being level 49 so by the end of tonight I'll be level 50 and when I'm level 50 that means I can proper. 214 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,500 That's when the power gun opens up isn't it? 215 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:13,500 Yeah the power gun points open up and then I can proper start going into my build because I don't want to start slotting things into my items yet until until I've actually got 216 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:25,500 because you still I'm not really so much now but you still place gear quite a lot right so there's no point powering anything up or putting good um what's the essences or whatever they're called on your weapons 217 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:31,500 because you're going to be changing your fucking weapons and so yeah then I'll start actually going into the build. 218 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:42,500 But yeah it's so fucking good it's so addictive it's meaty it's gory it's powerful it's visual the sounds the music just everything cut scenes. 219 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:46,500 It's fucking so good man so good I can't wait to play it. 220 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,500 Maybe I'll try Necromancer. 221 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,500 Necromancer is sick I see a lot of them running about. 222 00:16:52,500 --> 00:17:04,500 I'm a big fan of seeing other people running around and that I went into an event the other day just bowling around and there was like eight people just standing there we all walked over everyone just started going greetings hello hello. 223 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,500 It's so fucking funny. 224 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,500 We just demolished anything that came against us. 225 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:23,500 I feel like barbarian is my normal go to because I'm not I am not much of a ranged player and that filters through from WoW as well I'm always melee and I've tried I've tried druid I didn't like it. 226 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:36,500 I tried rogue I didn't massively like it but to be fair I tried ranged rogue I didn't go melee and then I've like say tried sorcerer and I didn't massively vibe with it. 227 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:55,500 But Necromancer I think I have a Necromancer or barbarian I like the whole undead aspect of a Necromancer that you can have the little fucking skeletons bobbing around but barbarian barbarians just straight up fucking getting in whack a hacky slashy bashy which is always is always a fucking fun one to go for. 228 00:17:55,500 --> 00:18:09,500 One of my abilities is called killing blow it's so fucking sick it's powerful as fuck but if you kill someone with it refreshes it but if you if they don't die then it's like 10 15 second cooldown so that's like constantly being juggled in my mind. 229 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:13,500 I'm spamming it my character's just like I have to root for that ability. 230 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:18,500 Your world your world your brain has been opened up to the world of rotations. 231 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,500 Yeah that's the yeah that's what they call it. 232 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:48,500 When I when I play wow my like probably like 70 80% of my gameplay is spent staring at the action bars and not the actual gameplay itself because I'm looking at the rotations, but like I've got myself to a point now where I could probably do my rotation my eyes shut, including the cooldowns because I think I just through muscle memory, I know when I'm pressing them. 233 00:18:48,500 --> 00:19:01,500 It's cool to see that obviously you're now having to take that into account and then like you say you change your talents round. It's a different rotation you got to learn how it works and there's different things that work with other things like our raid leader is a barbarian as well. 234 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:19,500 And one of the people that he's playing with is a I think he's a rogue. So the rogues can put a trap a trap and a damage that make enemies take more damage from someone else or it's the barbarian can with a shout. 235 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:33,500 They have a shout that makes enemies take more damage and all like poison damage or something like that and the rogue can fucking bounce off of that and do even more damage is like having that that that sort of like team effort into shit like that. 236 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:37,500 That's nice if I had someone to play with. 237 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:52,500 Yeah, there's a good thing about is I say I completely specs into whirlwind and it didn't really cost a great deal to just respect every single point. It's yeah, it's great. I think with the with the guides and knocking around as well on my plan. 238 00:19:52,500 --> 00:20:08,500 When I when I finally fucking let it let it take me into the deep depths of hell. I think I'll just fucking level through and then just get up a guide of talents and just copy and paste it straight in and then work out after that exactly what I'm doing. 239 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:20,500 That's exactly what I do with wow I go on wow head and then they've got all the talents here you can import them and then I do that I play around with it for about a week and then I start to tweak little bits here and there because I've got used to what I'm looking at. 240 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:29,500 Building it from scratch. I can't be bothered. Someone else is already sitting building from scratch. I can't do this too many moving pieces long because you're just going to fuck it. 241 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:38,500 But if I can have like a perfect build but prefer one thing instead of the other I I don't really like this. I would rather have my leap ability. 242 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:46,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah, trouble. I can spec one out and put that in and I've still got the same build but have a variation that I have got. You know, that's the way I work. 243 00:20:46,500 --> 00:21:07,500 Yeah, that's exactly obviously you get people that are like proper proper meta that Max Geyser that I keep talking about. He is proper will take like min max he will take the best stats that he can get and he will play the the most needed talents that he can use. 244 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:18,500 And I find it when you get to something like that it becomes somewhat boring because you there there does have to be a sacrifice of fun because there are certain talents that just make. 245 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:28,500 I have a look cool make it play a little bit like more fun make it more dynamic but might not necessarily bump up your DPS or survivability and things like that. 246 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:44,500 And I think when you when you become almost elitist you have to negate any of that kind of shit not saying that being elitist isn't fun but certainly there are there will be and there are talents that are a lot funner than others. 247 00:21:44,500 --> 00:22:06,500 To be fair my world when build I built myself and it was fine it was doing really well I didn't check out any guides I've done it all on my own and all sorts of stuff and then I bleed and but what I didn't understand is obviously I don't know if it's the same in wow I imagine there's some aspect of it so you've got obviously your health bar and then you've got barbarians who have got something called fury. 248 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:22,500 Obviously sorcerers that have like manor or whatever the fuck you spend your fury but then you have like I think they're called core abilities or that might be the ability to use his fury but you'll have like a move that generates and a move that spends and a move that spends you got your builders and spenders right yeah. 249 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:40,500 I didn't know this so the first talent tree the first one that you pick spenders so I had I had on the move called lunch which which I loved which I picked myself I picked them all myself to be fair and it basically you can just like what I can just hold triangle and it just fucking launches at people 250 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:52,500 and just attacks them so I'll use it as a way to move around quickly it's really good on them treasure goblins because they can't get well just hold triangle and I'm just like boom boom boom whack a mole. 251 00:22:52,500 --> 00:23:03,500 Yeah so that was what I did so I max it out five out of five went down that tree. And then there was another move in that in that section that was like use both your dual rounded weapons or max it out five. 252 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:14,500 So what you actually supposed to do is just have one of them abilities and just rank them up once. Yeah, I had, I had 10 points in two separate ability so I two basic moves. 253 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:24,500 And so what they want you to have is one basic move to thing to to use to spending ones, and then like a shout or a buff kind of thing. 254 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:41,500 Like a movement one or something like that so now I'm now I'm understanding the whirlwind build was really good. I enjoyed it. But I'll be honest, it did get very stale, because it was essentially just spinning spinning and I was just like I can't spin no more I better hit them with my basic ability I can spin again. 255 00:23:41,500 --> 00:24:03,500 There was no like skill whereas now I'm like, I'm doing the rotations I'm like getting stomped so they all fall over, make them vulnerable, then I didn't get my death blow off on my killing blow so I didn't. I might go barbarian instead because that's normally my, my go to is that type of if they, if they had a paladin type. 256 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:27,500 That's what they reckon will be the next class. Yeah, if they had a paladin type then I'd go for that. I'm going to go rogue next rogue on Equimans is my next one. Yeah, yeah, I reckon, I reckon I'll go barbarian and have a little fucking fiddle around with it because once you fucking, because I've already I've worked out in my head, so I'm a do is I'm a play barbarian just constantly now, and then when the season comes out. 257 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:38,500 I'm going to start a new class for that season, because obviously once that season's finished that class will be put into the thing. So then whatever, rather than just start, because I can skip the campaign now. 258 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:50,500 So I'd rather than just start as a fucking sorcerer and then skipping the campaign level him up. I might as well use them in seasonal mode, level him up get all the gear and then when he transfers over to realm that's my sorcerer main sorcerer. 259 00:24:50,500 --> 00:25:03,500 And then the next season I'll start another class. And then that will be my main thing you know I mean so every season for the next five seasons or whatever I'll be maining a new character and then they'll just be my mains of each of that thing. 260 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:13,500 So I'm looking forward to that I'm really looking forward to playing a new class, I'm loving barbarian I'm having a great time. What I like as well is I'm also finding, sometimes you'll get drops for other classes. 261 00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:27,500 Yeah, so I just go that might be good so I can store that in your bag and send it over and then yeah and then when I start my next character I'll just go off got that fucking sick legendary and so this is our apology podcast last week. 262 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:42,500 As fucking always, as always, we jump to conclusion straight away and then we fucking deal with the backlash after. I'm telling you now is for me is exactly what I want, whereas destiny is, I love destiny, I love the space. 263 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:46,500 That's what my main thing about is this in space. 264 00:25:46,500 --> 00:26:06,500 But the, the loot is just nowhere near as exciting as this, the loot in this is so fucking exciting and the loop is just, it's the bread and butter of it is that constant loop, constant fucking loop, but you got to remember this game is like day zero old, like this is a game as a service so fucking 265 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:22,500 it wouldn't surprise me if they had the auction house, they're saying that that might come. So you can sell stuff which will make things have an economy going on. There's there's loads of things that they can do that yeah the gear thing is definitely the main, the main source of your dopamine. 266 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:38,500 Just running around the open world is just a buzz on his own, like, just seeing other people wailing on things I'll just, I'll just because I got a horse now. I'll just ride past and just see fucking some poor old geezer trying an event on his own I'll fucking give you a bro, and we just smash it out. 267 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:52,500 And it's just like because there's objectives you can do in the event, only short events they take like a minute or, you know, it's no fucking drama. And you'll be like, I'll do this before the time runs out and you'll get like a special chest rather than a regular one. 268 00:26:52,500 --> 00:27:13,500 So you can help people out in that way and in each zone each region. You raise your renowned for doing like, like quests or side activities or just doing anything really. And then the bonuses that you get to this five levels, but once you reach a level of renowned you can claim a bonus 269 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:22,500 and it'll be like one extra potion, you know, one extra health potion or whatever. One extra skill point. 270 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:33,500 But they're like account wide. So once, say you, say you get the extra potion, the extra skill point, when you start your new character, they'll already have that extra potion, extra skill point. So you haven't got to do it again. 271 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:44,500 It's just already unlocked as is your mount. So, so you just don't have to do all the boring mundane shit. You can just run dungeons and it sounds very similar to the quality of life improvements they've made on on. 272 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:53,500 Wow. Similar because it's the same fucking company that doing it all. So it's only natural that there will be a crossover there. You like that J2O, don't you? 273 00:27:53,500 --> 00:28:07,500 I've leached this my first sip. Do you like it? Yes, I love it. It's tasty, isn't it? Delicious. I know I'm actually like them. That's why I bought them especially for you. You don't know anything about me. That's the first time I've ever drunk a J2O probably. 274 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:19,500 Well, you've never had a J2O before. No, I have. That's a lie. But I only drink water. I don't drink juice. I don't drink fizzy drinks. I don't drink alcohol. Well, that is water. It's just come straight from fruit. No, it hasn't. Fruit and sugar. 275 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:34,500 No, it's good for you. That's tasty stuff, man. It's tasty. It certainly ain't good for you. Well, it's not going to make you fucking die. It's just fruit juice. No, I'm not saying that. It's fruit juice. It's nice. I'm going to savor it. 276 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:58,500 So, more Diablo. Yeah, so I'll be on that for the next 18 years. Look, this is the plan. This is what I've got to do. After this podcast, I'm going to do two more Mythic Plus dungeons because I have to for a quest and then I've got five heroic dungeons that I need to do and then I'm basically all Diablo for a little bit. 277 00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:11,500 How long is five dungeons going to take? Well, the dungeons themselves, you're probably talking like maybe an hour. No, no, no, no, no. It's all five. It blasts me on real quick but the Mythic dungeons, it could be fucking all night. 278 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:27,500 So, it's just not happening then, is it? No, it depends if I get in groups or not. I'm at a point now where I am so high-gated and my ratings and all of that shit are of a level where I was saying this to Steph, I'm now classed as what you'd call a pumper. 279 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:47,500 In other words, I do a shit ton of DPS. So, I'm at the top consistently. So, I'm getting to a point now where you have to start having an alternative character as well because I'm going to hit a point where I can't really get that much more gear, which is crazy. 280 00:29:47,500 --> 00:30:06,500 So, I either make another character, which I have done and start playing that or I start throwing some time over to Diablo. Now, the quicker I get these Mythic dungeons done, the quicker I can fucking move over to that. So, if you just fucking let me do that, yeah, you just calm down and let me have that, then maybe you'll see me sooner. 281 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:22,500 I like the fact that I can look at Conor's games and he's got Diablo 3. Why does it say he's away for six days? What do you mean? He's not away for six days. He was on it yesterday. Why does it say away for six days? 282 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:39,500 Fuck knows. Maybe he's got his thing set as away. He has. But why has he said he's away for six days? Don't fucking lie to me, Conor. I don't fucking know. I don't know. Don't fucking lie to me as you look at your games. World of Warcraft, Hearthstone, Starcraft 2, Diablo 3, Diablo Immortal, Overwatch. 283 00:30:39,500 --> 00:31:03,500 Overwatch 2, Diablo 4. Oh, oh, mummy. Great. So, you watch the you watch the game fest. Summer game fest. How was it? Shit. World War. No, that says Diablo 3. He's got not Diablo 4. He said he's downloaded Diablo 4. I think he's lying. 284 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:16,500 I don't think he is lying because he said he tried to get on the servers last night and they were fucked. He said they cooked their own servers. What do you mean? He's like, well, you couldn't fucking get on them. They were fucked. So, something something's going on. 285 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:46,500 I was an update when I turn it on today. So, I don't know. It's probably fucking something's probably fucking gone wrong. Um yeah. So, game fest weren't good, no? No, no, no, no, no, no. So, yeah. Well, it opened with that Prince of Persia bollocks. He ain't going to like this. When you sent me that message saying that there's a new Prince of Persia, have you seen the gameplay? And I was like, what? What? What do you mean? You want about the remake? No, I'll. So, um uninterested once I see it was a fucking 286 00:31:46,500 --> 00:32:16,500 side scroller platform and fucking suck your mama. It weren't. It weren't good and the graphics look fucking awful. What a pointless. What a pointless bit of of game development. What's the fucking point? Someone wants it. No one wants it. Like I said to you that they can't continue with Prince of Persia because they got Assassin's Creed. So, there's absolutely no points. The only thing they can do is fucking remakes but no one no one wanted another. They've already done that before. A side scroller of Prince of Persia and it was 287 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:38,400 a game that was a quank. No one wants it. What else? Um I really liked the um look of um the um thing that was a game and it looked cool. Spider-Man two they showed. That was pretty fucking cool but you know, what a what a year we're having man. 288 00:32:38,400 --> 00:33:01,400 I'm like, I'm like October 28th or something. Um well, October 20th if it comes out. Uh but yeah, so we got a year where we got Spider-Man two Diablo four Starfield Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Hogwarts legacy. Did God of War come out this year? No. 289 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:13,400 This fucking year is nuts. What? This is gonna go down in history is like one of the fucking. Did you really just ask if God of War come out this year? My brain's farting all over the place. What did what did God of War win? 290 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:29,400 Oh yeah. Did it? Well, the Elden Ring won, didn't it? Oh no. I can't remember. I can't remember. What should have won game of the year? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was Elden Ring and then God of War won a shit ton of other awards. 291 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:44,400 Forgive me. Yeah. Forgive me. It's hot. Um yeah. When you put it like that, it does sound like it's been quite a decent year so far. It's been mental. Absolutely fucking mental. Dead Island two was fun. That was decent. 292 00:33:44,400 --> 00:34:13,400 Enjoyed that. It's not AAA but that was good. They are um they popped up on there as well. Dying like two people there. Oh yeah. And the way he played there. It's like oh loads of big updates coming there like proper gassing saying you ain't ready. He's gonna actually change the industry. What we've got. No one gives a fuck. I do. I like that. No one fucking cares. Old news bro. Old news. It'd be like Far Cry 5 coming out and going we're adding updates. No one cares. No one cares. Final Fantasy seven slash two. Loads of people care about that. I'm not one of them. 293 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:27,400 Yeah. That that popped up. Um that was pretty cool. Just seen Spider Man two collectors edition. Literally this second looks very fucking cool. It's got a very very very cool statue. That is very cool. Venom fighting Spider Man and Marsmoralis. Also pre-order bonuses. Two uh suits for Peter and Miles and a gadget and stuff. Looks very cool. I know I say I'm not too good at that but I'm gonna say it's pretty cool. 294 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:47,400 It's got a very cool statue. That is very cool. Venom fighting Spider Man and Marsmoralis. Uh also pre-order bonuses. Two uh suits for Peter and Miles and a gadget and stuff. Looks very cool. I know I say I'm not that bothered at the moment but I guarantee I'll get it cuz 295 00:34:47,400 --> 00:35:02,400 I'm gonna get it. Okay. Everyone's gonna **** it. I know Mark loves Spider Man. I don't really know why but everyone loves Spider Man and I don't know why either. I don't know why I like Spider Man but I do. Um still waiting for Elden Ring to say something. 296 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:18,400 I don't know. Remnant two was another one they talked about. Alan Wake too. There's a lot of quality stuff there but not a lot of quality stuff for me. I'm waiting for the Starfield thing on Sunday. I am. That's when it'll really get my juices flowing. 297 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:33,400 I'm waiting for the uh the uh path of exile too which is obviously Diablo's direct competitor. It is indeed. It's interesting timing. I'm furiously trying to scroll through Facebook to see a post I see because I can't remember the **** names of all the games but 298 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:47,400 there's like four or five games that are coming out that all look **** incredible but I can't remember the names of them. So carry on while I flick through. That's about all I got really. That's all I can really remember cuz then I had to go out and move a shelf. 299 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:57,400 I'm not gonna **** find it cuz it's Facebook's gonna tell me a billion different years to try and **** fill through all this but it was **** me. What were they? 300 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:13,400 They were like, oh god, I can't remember. I'll have to have a look. Maybe I can Google games coming out this year. See if there's games coming out. 301 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:22,400 There's no point in this podcast really. People could just **** Google all the stuff that we talk about themselves. Yeah, they don't need to listen to us. So unprofessional. 302 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:37,400 You got Baldur's Gate. Oh, that's fun. I'm looking forward to because I really liked uh the uh the game that was made by the same studio that was called Divinity Original Sin 2. Alan Wake 2. 303 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:52,400 I'm looking forward to it. Um **** immortals of Avium. I mean, there's a lot of cool looking stuff for sure. Starfield's the main one though, isn't it? For me, yeah, 100%. 304 00:36:52,400 --> 00:37:06,400 And then you got Assassin's Creed Mirage. Like I say, now like I'm at that stage now where I don't care, you know, all these games and I'm just, I'm watching it. I'm like, I'd rather be playing Diablo than watching this. 305 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:18,400 Yeah, yeah, I kind of, I kind of know what you mean. And I was annoyed that I was watching that while not playing Diablo and I'm glad I did because I wouldn't have gotten Diablo and that would have annoyed me more because there were apparently the server issues. 306 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:29,400 But um yeah, like all the games coming out, I'm just like, I was looking forward to. I just don't care now because I'll just be playing Diablo. So it doesn't really matter. 307 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:37,400 It depends man. It depends what **** I'm sure I'll be playing. Disney Illusion Island, July 28th. 308 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:53,400 Yeah, wow. So obviously I haven't played Zelda again, which I foresaw and told you. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in August. August 18th. That will be a fun as **** one. 309 00:37:53,400 --> 00:38:03,400 I did see uh they did bring out a famous actor which was quite amusing. Go on. Nicholas Cage. What the **** was he doing there? He's in Dead by Daylight. 310 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:16,400 It was highly amusing. That's **** sick. That geezer is absolutely bat **** cuckoo. He's off his **** nuts, isn't he? He was like, that George Keighley was like asking questions but he was going off on some tangents. 311 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:24,400 He's crazy, man. But yeah, it was it's quite an interesting uh guest to come out but yeah, he's in Dead by Daylight. Is that the one that you play? 312 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:34,400 That is the one that is the one that I play. It's a very very fun game and Texas Chainsaw Massacre is somewhat similar kind of premise um but it's another game that me and Mark are just going to be all over. 313 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:42,400 It showed gameplay of Nicholas Cage in Dead by Daylight and I've got to be honest, that looks janky as ****. They're just like running. What? Dead by Daylight? Yeah, man. 314 00:38:42,400 --> 00:39:06,400 I'm old as ****. It's old. It ain't **** streamline ****. It's got a very niche um player base when when me and Mark first started playing it, you would genuinely sit there for about half an hour waiting to fill a team up and then like to the point where we would jump on it and come off it because we just could not get into a **** team. 315 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:24,400 Um and then it it took off uh a couple years ago um and and and grew quite a big fan base but yeah, if you if you're into like horror kind of **** it's a good game. It is a good game. It's the same ****. It's just it's one of those where playing with friends is what makes it great. 316 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:34,400 If you're playing on your own, it's **** it's just a bit boring but I've got some **** me and Mark have some real sick memories playing that game because it's decent. They love their horror **** as well. 317 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:45,400 Yeah, they must have some serious **** players though now because Nicholas Cage ain't going to come cheap and they're always adding new dudes in there, aren't they? Like famous people and that so yeah, there's loads. 318 00:39:45,400 --> 00:40:00,400 Scream Freddy Krueger, any like horror kind um villain that you can think of like like um he's not **** horror, is he? He's terrifying. He's not horror. Yes, if he makes you scared, he's terrifying. He's horror. 319 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:14,400 No, no, no, no. There's it's a good game, man but like I say, it's niche but it is it is um it is taking off which is good. It deserves it. Battle's Gate three. Starfield, September 6th. 320 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:29,400 I really hope on Sunday that is it's going to look decent. Announce 60 FPS mode. Oh god. If that **** comes out and it's 30 frames. It won't be 30 FPS. If that comes out, 321 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:50,400 Prince among all things that could be and are men as 30 frames per second, I'm going to lose my **** mind. It won't be 30 frames per second. If it is, it will be because it's in performance mode uh in high quality mode like most games 322 00:40:50,400 --> 00:41:02,400 now. Like God of War. You played most of that in 30 FPS. I didn't even **** realize. I know. I'm sorry, mum. I apologize. So, you know, it just obviously matters on some games where it looks a bit different. 323 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:14,400 What do you think we're going to see? Is it so how do we know how long the showcase is for it? **** Massive, bro. Do we know what time? I do. Do you ever can I have it please? 324 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:30,400 Showcase and Starfield at Summer Games Fest. British time. Alone in the dark. 10 AM PT, 11th of June. Professor Microsoft will lift the lid on a number of future games for Xbox and Xbox Game Pass including the highly anticipated 325 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:54,400 Starfield. It's on the 11th of June. So, it's Sunday at 10 PM, 10 AM PT, 10 AM PT in English time. Not UK time. English time. I want that English time. 10 AM PT in UK time. 6 o'clock Sunday. 6 326 00:41:54,400 --> 00:42:06,400 o'clock in the evening. Be there or be **** square boy. I'm raiding. I can't. He won't, you know, but you'll be diabolical. It's progression, bruv. It's the last boss on who wrote difficulty. I'm really sorry. I've been 327 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:20,400 reading the list of games that are coming out and the biggest one is coming out in November. Starfield. It's Hogwarts Legacy for the Swins. How is that still not out? 14th of November. How many games have come and gone? 328 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:38,400 That is pathetic. Oh my **** god. Thank god for the PS5. I was still be waiting. Did you see the apology letter for Gollum? Have you seen that? That's mad. I saw someone put up a picture of all the apology letters that 329 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:52,400 developers have sent out. The cyberpunk one and **** like that and it's like another letter added to the list. That's another thing that's coming this this weekend is the cyberpunk Phantom Liberty expansion like reveal. Yeah, I'm super 330 00:42:52,400 --> 00:43:04,400 excited about Idris Elba and all that apparently it's gonna they're not just adding **** it's not just an expansion. They're like changing a lot of the core game and it's a massive massive Idris Elba is **** sick, man. 331 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:16,400 Oh yeah, he's dope. Dope **** So cool. Uh so yeah, that's another big hit that I'm looking forward to. When's that? Uh I haven't actually seen it on here. I love all the to be announced list of games. 332 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:36,400 I don't know. Let's have a look. Arc Survival ascended. Avatar. You remember, did you ever play the Avatar game back in the day? I don't like Avatar. Sorry. I apologize. We'll move on. Um what else we got? 333 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:52,400 They're making a second one **** me. I thought they went bankrupt because they just straight up copied any Dark Souls game. Most **** games do to be honest with you. That's crazy. Oh, here we go. Call of Duty Warzone 334 00:43:52,400 --> 00:44:12,400 Mobile. Everyone can't wait for that. It's a big long list of is oh god. Oh god. Ghostbusters Ghostbusters. I'm gonna stop reading this list because anyone can **** Google that. It's of it's of no benefit to the 335 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:26,400 people that are listening. What are you looking at? I'm trying to find out when CD Projekt Red uh uh uh Summer Games Fest. Um no one cares. I **** do. Mortal Kombat one as well. They showed off which I was really disappointed with. 336 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:41,400 They still go with Mortal Kombat. Is that their answer Street Fighter six? Well, no, they haven't just started making it. Uh CD Projekt Red has also promised new details on Cyberpunk expansion Phantom Liberty in June and uh last look at that. 337 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:58,400 DLC came at Kili's Game Awards and these from like seems likely. So when I don't know what this game fest is, is it like is it like a thing that's ongoing all weekend? Obviously it is but is it gonna have like another like another couple of hours 338 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:13,400 tonight of game reveals or is it just dribbin drabs? What is Game Fest? Well, I know it's a weird one. It's a live video game event organized and hosted by game journalist, Jeff Keith Lee. Kili. 339 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:28,400 It takes place annually over multiple live streams during the American summer period. It was created in 2020 following the cancellation of the industry's most prominent events E3 and Gamescom due to the COVID-19 pandemic. 340 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:39,400 There goes our COVID warning straight on the **** podcast. So it was just made because E3 canceled. This is just a streaming event. 341 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:46,420 This is what it called is loads of people there in the crowd and in the crowd and all journalists are there. 342 00:45:46,420 --> 00:46:00,420 Yeah printer. Lost crown is a side scroll in hack and slash. No one no one in this **** world definitely no one listening gives an absolute **** Mortal Kombat one gameplay is predictably brutal and reveals the cameo fighter system which is what 343 00:46:00,420 --> 00:46:06,220 Weird thing but only some players characters can be used this weird path of exile to eyes 344 00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:12,780 Diablo 4's crown with a killer gameplay teaser. I thought a path of exile 2 was already out was that just 345 00:46:13,380 --> 00:46:19,080 Actually, I thought it was just normal path of exile dark fantasy FPS witch fire gets. Okay, okay least I 346 00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:25,080 Heard judge can be asked okay? No wise mate you carry on no worries superstar looks great 347 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,620 And it's not just because I'm Sonic Amy Knuckles and Tails 348 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:31,140 Lies of P just dropped a demo and released a summer games fest 349 00:46:31,620 --> 00:46:35,660 Sandland the Dragon Ball creators most underrated manga is being turned into an open world game 350 00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:40,300 Party animals one of the most wishlisted games on Steam just got released a after three years in the dark 351 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:44,820 Alan wake to is doing one hell of a resident evil impression in 352 00:46:45,420 --> 00:46:48,520 First gameplay reveal my phones crashed. I can't move my thing 353 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:54,720 Then we the toxic commander looks like John Carpenter's left for dead 354 00:46:54,720 --> 00:47:01,200 Baldur's Gate 3 introduces Gortash your voice by veteran actor Jason Isaac's Marvel Spider-Man 2 is out in October 355 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,960 Marvel's Spider-Man 2 is venom is not Eddie Brock 356 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:11,040 Ever crisis looks like a must-play for Final Fantasy 7 fans like a dragon guide and the man who erased his name gets November 357 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,040 Release date what are these titles man? 358 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,920 Like a dragon guide and the man who erased his name 359 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,520 Wait is that the way what sorry is that the Yakuza one? 360 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:25,920 No, I just put a load of words together is that the name of the game like a dragon guide and the man who erased his name 361 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:32,480 Yeah, like a dragon guiding guide done guide in the man who erased his name, correct? 362 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:36,880 That's the whole game name the title. Yeah, fuck me imagine slapping that on the box 363 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:44,320 Fortnight's chapter 3 trailer puts dinosaurs next to Optimus Prime and Final Fantasy 7 rebirth trailer has a very worried 364 00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:48,880 Final Fantasy 7 rebirth delayed to early 2024 and is coming on two discs 365 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,880 two 366 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:55,720 Here's the best of the rest Street Fighter 6 is getting an XO primal collaboration 367 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,720 Nicholas Cage is coming to dead by daylight on July 25th 368 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:04,860 Throne and Liberty is a new Korean MMO come in West and it puts wow Dragonlands to shame. Oh, shut the fuck up 369 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,920 Wait, wait, wait, have they called it? Wow Dragonlands 370 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:14,600 No, Throne and Liberty is a new Korean MMO come in West and it puts wow Dragonlands to shame 371 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,800 Right. Well, they can already fuck off because it's dragon flight 372 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:23,040 I'm sorry. So they got fucking clue whole star rail is coming to PS 5 the end of the year 373 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:27,840 You can play war haven for free dying like to stay human is getting improved parkour 374 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:35,520 It's June warhammer 40k space Marines to show off his cult campaign. Yes, your grace snowfall coming in 2024 375 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,280 You've got to watch the youtuber this game pal world 376 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,440 as in PAW PAW world 377 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:48,000 This how this isn't good. This game's got to get sued. I think this game should suit 378 00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:56,080 Pokemon with guns survival game power world with those January 24. You mean poor world power world pal 379 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,600 Oh pal 380 00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:05,280 Return to Moira Maria looks more like Lord of the Rings Valheim than ever before in new gameplay trailer 381 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:13,280 Reveal trailer power world. Yeah, you go watch that shit. I am balusters ghost of new Eden coming into 2023. Oh 382 00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:18,600 The first opening scene is him riding a garadose 383 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:25,320 Sued he's right. He's riding the hot fucking ho ho. Hey, what was that? What was that? 384 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:32,600 Wait, well, there's a there's a sheep Lee or whatever is garadose 385 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,240 Dragonite, what's this? Ho ho 386 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:37,960 no 387 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:44,800 He's pulled out of a machine gun, what the fuck's that the fucking electro buzz 388 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:52,560 Pulled out a galling gun. He's got the gap. What is this? That's a fucking rip-off old saw. That's definitely evil 389 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,560 There's no sheep things again 390 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,760 No 391 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,920 How are they getting away with this? I don't think they will 392 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:02,880 I don't think they will how the fuck have they got away with this? 393 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,200 There's not 394 00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:10,720 Difference is this gun? Why is there guns? That's so out of place 395 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,760 They're in this mystical world. That is the fucking 396 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,440 the leaf I 397 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:22,200 Can't remember that's the one. Oh, yeah, I've got a fucking graded card name 398 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:26,060 I could name all these as a Pokemon is there is no fucking way 399 00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:33,100 Why have we got this beautiful landscape? Looks so good as well. And then he's running around with a fucking tech nine 400 00:50:40,460 --> 00:50:44,460 That's Pokemon with guns where their first comments so Pokemon with guns 401 00:50:44,460 --> 00:50:56,380 Yeah, exactly. Well, it's the whole if you won't make it we will mentality. We need more of this. Ah, ah 402 00:50:56,380 --> 00:50:58,380 That is that is 403 00:50:58,740 --> 00:51:02,260 Just for the people that hadn't kept that's power world pal 404 00:51:03,780 --> 00:51:06,100 World and that is 405 00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:08,940 Fantastic come in January 406 00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:16,700 2024 if they don't get sued that will flop like an absolute motherfucker because there is no way in hell that 407 00:51:17,140 --> 00:51:21,020 There's that there should be anyone pulling out a fucking 408 00:51:21,980 --> 00:51:24,460 M16 to shoot down a garuda 409 00:51:26,900 --> 00:51:30,140 He's pulled out a desert eagle for a Magikarp there 410 00:51:30,140 --> 00:51:38,140 No, there's no rhyme or reason why and it and they're using the same have 411 00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:45,580 You notice they're using the exact same style as fortnight as well when it comes to shooting a movement 412 00:51:45,740 --> 00:51:48,900 It's probably the same engine. They've copied fortnight for that one 413 00:51:49,380 --> 00:51:55,300 Gee, oh look you can fucking oh look you can morph the Pokemon together and get different ones out of it 414 00:51:55,300 --> 00:52:02,060 So basically evolution I'm watching the second official trailer. So yeah, they can evolve and here you are flying into the city 415 00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:04,660 Oh, let me jump on my electabuzz to pull out the fucking 416 00:52:05,180 --> 00:52:07,180 Gatling gun 417 00:52:07,940 --> 00:52:11,380 Shoot down these Pikachu's Jesus Christ 418 00:52:13,140 --> 00:52:15,140 That's a mercrow 419 00:52:18,580 --> 00:52:20,580 How do they get away with this 420 00:52:21,460 --> 00:52:23,880 Because that's the same with fucking 421 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:29,360 I'm Genshin impact. How are they still getting away with it? Well, they copied 422 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,720 Would you mean to have that? 423 00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:35,080 What Genshin? Yeah, Zelda not really 424 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:40,520 You're fucking what it's similar, but it's not nowhere near like that 425 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:45,760 It's you just running around an open world. The only thing you've got in it. This Zelda ish is the paraglider 426 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,560 What's on you mad? What game ain't got a bad? 427 00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah 428 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,760 Steph's gonna have you for this one. You're crazy 429 00:52:53,960 --> 00:53:00,120 She's gonna be listen to this and I already know that I'm looking forward into the future and I already know she's heard that 430 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,880 Sentence come out of your mouth and she's gone the fuck 431 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:11,640 No, well, I've played about an hour of Genshin impact. So my knowledge is you know sparse, but let's compare 432 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,800 What is like Zelda paraglider? 433 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:16,880 check 434 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,880 open world check 435 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,040 What else 436 00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:30,160 Like I can't they know what's different online check multiple different characters to play check 437 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,440 It's I'm Nintendo tried to sue them 438 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:40,440 Most times doesn't mean that it's the same. Listen, I'd you might be right. I don't know enough 439 00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,320 So I will I will submit to your 440 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:49,280 Opinion on this one because I couldn't tell you but that's all I could say that they have is a pack is a live service 441 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,000 As well. Yeah, that's what meant online game. Yeah 442 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:58,200 I'm looking to the wrong people to get advice off this has gone to read it and obviously they will fucking 443 00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:00,680 Genshin impact dick suckers 444 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:06,200 Yeah, so yes, it's exciting. I just want to go and play Diablo if I'm honest with you 445 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,440 But you know, I've got to do this shit. Yeah 446 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:17,520 Yeah, that's that that that rolls in so nicely with us finishing this episode 447 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,440 There there's there's a whole nother platform 448 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:29,760 That you can go and listen to that people pay big big fucking big money for just don't listen to last week 449 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:32,480 Untold amounts of money. So we have to go and do that 450 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,500 There's been another episode yet again of football 451 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:40,460 Diablo ripped off Pokemon with guns and then more Diablo 452 00:54:41,380 --> 00:54:43,620 If you want to hear even more Diablo 453 00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:48,120 You're gonna get another half hour of it on the patreon and resweat himself 454 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:55,140 What do you mean wet myself he wet himself before we come on he didn't want me to say anything when he pissed himself a little 455 00:54:55,140 --> 00:54:57,140 bit 456 00:54:57,380 --> 00:55:01,580 You guys know what was Connor spoken to you? No, I just 457 00:55:01,580 --> 00:55:07,620 Well, yeah, he's pissed himself. Just know that he's wet himself. Connor spoke to you didn't they? So there we go 458 00:55:07,620 --> 00:55:13,720 It's Connor spoken to you that little fucking weasel. I told him and Darryl in pure confidence. I 459 00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:16,140 Wet myself twice 460 00:55:16,140 --> 00:55:18,140 No, actually twice 461 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:20,660 three times a lady 462 00:55:20,660 --> 00:55:23,580 Last week I sweat so much that I thought I'd piss myself 463 00:55:23,580 --> 00:55:31,260 I think a month before that I full-on did piss myself. I woke up leaning over Steph going. I'm 26. What's going on? 464 00:55:31,420 --> 00:55:36,500 What's going on in this world? And then I told you in confidence and you consoled me went no, it's fine 465 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:40,860 Mate, at least you didn't shit the bed. I literally the funny thing and then it weren't long after that 466 00:55:40,860 --> 00:55:42,860 You sent me a video of you in the bath 467 00:55:43,260 --> 00:55:46,340 Shitting yourself in the bath. What? 468 00:55:47,740 --> 00:55:51,740 Was actually just happened is I just made up the fact that you pissed yourself for a laugh 469 00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:53,500 Because I thought it'd be yeah 470 00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:59,420 No, I pissed myself twice man, and then you've just I had a cost completely admitted I had told Connor and yeah 471 00:56:00,740 --> 00:56:05,140 Look and yes, I shit myself in the bath. That was ages ago and I was really sick 472 00:56:05,140 --> 00:56:07,720 Look, I was really ill and I farted in the bath 473 00:56:08,340 --> 00:56:14,700 We've already discussed this on the pod. I farted and it was a very warm fart for already being in warm water 474 00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:17,500 I looked down brown mist appeared. I shouted for Jim 475 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:22,740 She said what the fuck you want me to do about it and then then I got out I have never met Darrell before he 476 00:56:22,740 --> 00:56:27,860 Showed me these pubes so I felt like I had to reciprocate this amount of effort with something else who on the phone 477 00:56:27,860 --> 00:56:31,700 I just said oh by the way, I pissed myself twice and since this year 478 00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:38,940 It's what happens at a cup of tea one time before I went to bed and everyone knows that that makes a piss and it did 479 00:56:38,940 --> 00:56:41,460 And then the second time I just don't know. I think I was nervous 480 00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:43,060 I don't know what happened 481 00:56:43,060 --> 00:56:48,340 But you know you catch it you've you you catch it mid piss you have a dream and you're pissing into a sink or something 482 00:56:48,340 --> 00:56:52,660 Like that and you wake up with arm pissing stop. I just didn't have one of those dreams 483 00:56:52,660 --> 00:56:56,380 Are you pissing in a sink? No in your dream. Why even in your dream? 484 00:56:56,380 --> 00:56:59,520 I don't know because you're in a dream and I just didn't have that dream 485 00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:04,020 So when I woke up, I had fully just emptied my bladder on the bed 486 00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:09,460 I was fuming I was so upset because I was like, what is this woke up at half six in the morning? 487 00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:13,460 I was like oh Steph get up. I've done it again. He's done it again 488 00:57:13,460 --> 00:57:18,180 Get the potty out. He's done it again. He's done it again. Let's get the nappies on order 489 00:57:18,180 --> 00:57:20,140 Let's get you back on that potty training 490 00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:26,340 Look if you if you don't open up about these kinds of things and other people there might be people listening now who piss themselves 491 00:57:26,340 --> 00:57:28,560 Quite regularly. I know that Jimmy shit his arms 492 00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,560 He knows he did shit 493 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,560 Yeah, you don't listen to this though so you won't hear that 494 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,560 He should do he says he does 495 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,560 He definitely don't 496 00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,560 He shit and then he wiped it on his forehead 497 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,560 What? 498 00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,560 Dirty little bastard 499 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,560 Not on his forehead 500 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:46,560 Yeah, dirty little bastard 501 00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,560 He had a bad curry or something 502 00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:50,560 Yeah, he shot in the back in the van 503 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,560 He was in there for ages 504 00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,560 He shot in a bucket and fell over 505 00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,560 He rubbed his head and his shit on his arm and his shit on his ear 506 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,560 He had to go home 507 00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:00,560 He had his shit everywhere 508 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:04,560 Jimmy if you're listening mate send us a message because then I'll know that you're actually 509 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:08,560 listening to that or see him at the next meeting and he won't be happy 510 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,560 Stinky little rat 511 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:12,560 Mark called Martin Halohead the other day 512 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,560 He weren't impressed 513 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,560 I'll bet 514 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,560 Alright we'll just ramble on now 515 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,560 See you later fuckers 516 00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:22,560 It's been a pleasure 517 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:38,560 Fucking hell, woo woo!