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The only Funkos I have are Brock and Sindri.

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Who got you then? You'd have none if it wasn't for me.

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You did dear, you did. But you're also the reason why they're the only ones I have.

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Well I'm so sorry you couldn't hear the fucking troll.

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Hello and welcome to What's the Buttons? This is episode 47.

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What was it? Some fire troll? That pivotal fucking...

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Episode 47 of What's the Buttons podcast. And as you can hear I've got Steph with me.

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What? You need to calm your tits.

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You're just shouting. I'm not, that's just how you're talking to the microphone.

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It's so loud in my ears. Do you want me to turn you down?

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Anyway, well I'm so sorry you don't have fire troll. I don't even know what that is.

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And the draugr. Oh yeah, those two characters that don't even have names.

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They're just, their names are what they are.

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That's not a name, that's like you calling you human.

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Yeah. If you were, if you're... So what's a duck?

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Right, but I've... The point is it's not a pivotal character is it?

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Goat. Horse. No, I'm not saying about that.

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Oh, you need to turn this off and we're gonna throw hands.

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What do you mean?

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I'm not talking about animals in general, am I?

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What I'm talking about is a difference in seeing a stranger's dog and you go, oh it's a dog isn't it?

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But our dog, you don't go, this is dog, this is Roo, she has a name.

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I need to turn myself up and over because I can barely hear you.

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Oh. Yeah.

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The point remains, they were hardly pivotal characters were they?

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They're just detritus, they'll be taking up shelves, it's like having...

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Are you about to call some of my Funkos detritus?

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Yeah, I am, yeah.

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Like what? What on here is detritus?

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Dunharrow King times three. He's in it for like 20 minutes.

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And I'm pretty sure some of those minutes are probably in the extended edition only.

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Yeah, I think some of them are to be fair.

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So he's hardly pivotal is he? I mean he's why he bought him three times.

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No. It's great.

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Look, if you come live onto the biggest gaming platform there is to just slate me off, then we've got another thing coming.

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What are you going to do about it?

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Absolutely nothing.

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There you go then.

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So how is Tears of the Kingdom?

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Lovely.

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Everyone's waited with baited breath for Steph's point of view of Tears of the Kingdom.

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Because obviously we spoke to Ash about it and he was like, yeah it's fucking great.

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Going with the year.

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Yeah, but it wasn't out. It only just came out last week.

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Yeah, but he rinses it.

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Yeah, but he hadn't played it last time. He hadn't played it.

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Oh shit, no that's a conversation he just had with me off air. Yeah, yeah, no.

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That's what he said ladies and gentlemen.

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Hot off the press. Yeah, I mean, I won't lie.

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What? What?

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I wish I could be a bigger person.

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But the fact that I can't have mini egg is really overshadowed.

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Serious?

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I swear to God my eyes are watering.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I love it. Don't get me wrong, I love it. But essentially will it be patched? I doubt it.

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I don't actually think it's a problem.

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Are you about to cry or is that hay fever?

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If you listen to the last episode, me and Ash were talking about Tears of the Kingdom.

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And he said that you were able to port a lot of the stuff that you had from Breath of the Wild over to Tears of the Kingdom.

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And your ponies is one of the things that you could port over.

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And we had a quick Google while we were recording.

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And Ash confirmed that yes, you could drag, well for Steph, mini egg from her Breath of the Wild save over to the Tears of the Kingdom.

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And in essence, it hasn't worked.

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Yeah. So a lot of people are having trouble with if they played in master mode.

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That's one thing.

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But what I think my problem is, is what was happening at the same time as Reese and Ash finding out this information.

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And Reese telling me was I had started Tears of the Kingdom on my new switch, which had absolutely no data on it.

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Like physical, obviously cloud.

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But as far as that switch was concerned, had absolutely nothing.

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The only game it played was Yoshi. Yoshi's Nitted Adventure or whatever it's called.

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And I had begun that game and you only get, excuse me, you only get one save per switch on Tears of the Kingdom.

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On fucking everything it sounds.

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Wait, tell a lie. No, I don't think you can have a new game.

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Because normally you can have like three saves, like when you say DS or whatever.

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You can have more than one game.

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Maybe I can. I might do that actually, just out of interest.

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I'm going to sneeze. It's going to really ruin the flow.

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I bless you. I always sneeze twice.

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You're going to try. That's just donned on me.

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So you're going to try and start a new game and see if it works.

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This is my theory, right? Is this.

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How many hours have you put into this one so far?

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Probably about 12.

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I know. Well, that 12 hours can be spent so differently. It's a bit like Hogwarts legacy.

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Yeah, you can end up doing completely different shit.

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The theory is this, essentially.

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I had begun playing for probably at that point maybe an hour or so.

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But you don't actually get to a stable until you've done.

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Well, no spoilers, but there's a.

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Spoilers, spoilers.

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No, what I want to say is there's a large portion of the game before you're free.

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There's essentially a tutorial phase.

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Where you're not. For your plunged into the open world.

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Yeah, like in the beginning when you fall off the top, you begin on the Sky Islands.

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And if you fall off the top, you die. Whereas obviously for the rest of the game, that's not true.

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You just fall down. But it's imperative that you stay until you've finished what they ask of you.

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Indeed. And I was at that point.

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So and obviously I'm taking my time and I'm enjoying it.

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So, yeah, by the time I actually got to a stable and.

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Asked him. He was like, oh, yeah, I'll register you as a new person.

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You like what? And essentially, because when Reese said it to me, I then immediately came out.

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Downloaded my Breath of the Wild data onto that switch.

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But I think that there's probably if I can think like a person who develops games,

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there's probably an initiation into that save where it checks for previous game data.

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Yeah, I'd imagine when you start that there was nothing there.

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So the rest of that game is run. There's no bread.

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You're asking the switch to pull data from Breath of the Wild that isn't on that switch.

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Yeah, because in my head, it was like the I couldn't really understand the whole point of of the cloud aspect of it.

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But I suppose if the game itself isn't pulling,

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but if your switch is pulling save data from the game itself as opposed to the cloud,

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then it makes sense because normally it would be like, oh, if it's in the cloud, it's permanently in the cloud.

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So it would constantly be pulling bits from the cloud.

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But I suppose it's just it's just another way to store and back things up, I guess.

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And it's so I find the switch.

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I find the switch cloud a little bit random because things like Animal Crossing stored in a different place.

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Dreamlike Valley stored in a different place.

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But you so. Very odd.

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You know, I mean, it's an odd random things are stored in random places, some games store it by themselves.

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I think Ash said to me the other day that or was it when we was on the phone to him?

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Yeah, they said that Nintendo come out and said that this is how they're going to do it from now on with all the with all these elders.

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Dogs fucking staring at a fly over.

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It's gone now, Dick.

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So it will be this cloud based thing.

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So I'd imagine if there's another iteration of of the Legend of Zelda.

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It's not cloud based.

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No, no, I'm saying I'm saying there's another iteration of the Legend of Zelda that they your stuff from Tears of the Kingdom.

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You'll be able to they'll be able to pull from that like they have with Breath of the Wild for Tears of the Kingdom.

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Yeah, I mean, to be honest, I feel like I might try to go in like I don't I don't feel this part of now.

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Well, this is the thing, I'm sure I'm not entirely alone.

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The connection, the connection I feel I want my fucking horse so bad that I would sooner start again.

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The cat, the carrots been I honestly I honestly think I would feel happier if I had it because this is the thing.

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So is it even a good horse?

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No, it's not really stats aren't amazing.

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But that's you know, can't you make another?

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No, I'm no right.

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So I've been searching for you about to burst out crying.

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You have no idea how much this horse means to me.

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And like every every horse I catch, it's just not the same.

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And I've tried calling them.

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I called one of them toasty after the dog.

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I called another one Gisela after the Gisela.

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Then there was one of them.

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I was trying to make a word out of denial, like a nice name of the word denial.

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It was just too sad.

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And I can't remember what I called the last one.

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But I just keep catching these horses.

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It's costing me rupees.

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You know, I mean, because I just try to find the one and I cannot find the right hair because obviously many had plaits, which I put in.

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And apparently it does transfer with their hairstyles as well.

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And yeah, many beautiful plaits.

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And I just don't know.

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But the horse's side, let's get to what the people want.

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The actual gameplay is incredible.

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And there's been some people saying like, oh, it's just a big DLC.

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Well, if you think it's DLC, then play the actual like Breath of the Wild DLC.

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I can't. People that do that.

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It's a fucking it's it's a second version of the game.

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It's like when people go, Last of Us Part 2 is just the same as the last of us.

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What was you? What was you fucking expecting?

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What was you expecting?

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They're the same kind of cunts that bang on FIFA.

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Fuck off, man.

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It would be like imagine like between Avengers Infinity War and Endgame.

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And they're just two completely different stories.

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But you go, but what's what?

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What do you expect people are the same thing with God of War going out?

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The gameplay feels pretty much the same.

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You know, well, of course, it's going to feel very fucking similar.

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It's the same game, you dicks.

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Well, and you know what?

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So far, the so satisfied and actually having it solved made me realize how annoying it actually was.

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Is that if you're so the Koroks, God bless them being so nasty, we're getting to them.

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So when actually they're really handy, because that's what you use to expand your inventory.

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But essentially, if your inventory is full for a shield, a bow, a weapon, whatever.

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In Breath of the Wild, you could open a chest and it would show you this sick weapon.

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Then it would go, your infantry is full.

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Like on. And the chest would close and then you've got to stand there, cycle through, bin a weapon.

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Like Hogwarts Legacy.

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Yes. Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

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Bin a weapon, drop that shit on the floor, then go back in and open it.

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And ultimately, grand scheme of things, not the end of the world is fine, but...

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You're a burp, hang on.

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I really hope that didn't catch you. That was disgusting.

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In this now, you crack it open chest, it says it's full, then it brings up your inventory and you can just drop it.

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And it will automatically pick up the new one.

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And it will pick it straight up. That's nice.

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And it's just that couple of seconds of my life that is beautiful.

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Yeah, but that's good. That's a good quality of life thing because it doesn't sound that annoying.

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But in practice, that is fucking annoying because it's like, especially if you forget that your inventory is full.

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Or if you're in a rush or something like that, it's something so, so, so simple.

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But a nice little feature.

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Yeah. And I think, well, so Ash, obviously, we were chatting the other day, Ash on the phone.

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And he was saying how just the ability to, you know, he spent like three hours in a well, didn't he?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And it is so true.

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Like, you have this goal, that's what I absolutely love about open world games, is you have this goal, you think, right, yeah, I'll go and do this next.

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But then as you're going along and it is, you go, oh, that's interesting.

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And it's the satisfaction that so far every single thing where I've gone, oh, that's interesting, has actually been something interesting I've gone and I've picked up.

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And they've got like, it says something like side quests, but then there's like side activities or something like that.

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So you're not like, it is just everything has some place.

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Yeah, this is exactly what we was calling for when we've spoken about it.

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I mean, Ash has spoken about it. Anyone else I've spoken to Tears of the Kingdom about.

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It's the if you're going to have a massively open world and when they advertise that it's like twice the size of Breath of the Wild, you need to you need to fill that with exciting things, things that are going to capture you.

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And I said before, I think the vehicle system is something that enables you to not completely fill up the landscape because you've now got vehicles, makes it a hell of a lot more fun to explore.

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But you saying that means that they're obviously doing done the right thing here in making every little bit that you come across as exciting as the other bit rather than it being very bland.

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And that on that note.

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So again, so far, because I feel like I've barely scratched the surface, which is great because I love having that feeling where it's all ahead of you.

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Yeah, you got all this shit to explore is that there's this sweet spot of I mean, you can call it a stale dress, but it's six years. But there's like a nostalgia for all the places that I love in Breath of the Wild.

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And they've kept like enough of it the same, but also changed it so that it feels new.

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I recognize these places at the same time.

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There's just new elements, new hills and people and stuff like that. Like one of the two main villages.

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Well, both of them actually I've been to both because they're both like, I just love them.

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I can't believe it like so and they've added because it's, it's not just change for the sake of changing like there's a whole story there as well like essentially as the game begins.

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There's this ancient crusty guy that's like awoken and then things get lifted up, things get dropped from the sky and all stuff like this.

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And there's all these ancient ruins and just like crazy new stuff.

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And yeah, like it's, oh my God, it is very, very cool.

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And it more, I don't think there was any part of me that was like worried that it was going to be the same as Breath of the Wild in the sense that literally the same because in my head I was thinking, how can they change it so much?

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Because you're in the same place and you know what I mean?

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But they, they kind of have and haven't. It's really mad.

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There's like you recognise it as something, but then some are completely different.

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And then there's also even simple stuff that some of the fans will obviously go crazy for is in Breath of the Wild.

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You, they give you, you can buy a house in Hateno and that's your little base.

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You can hang your little weapons up, leave your horse there.

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I had my little travel medallion set there so I could always go home.

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Great for dropping your Amiibo outside and stuff.

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And in this time, we've no so far any explanation.

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It's quite evident that Zelda's been living there.

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So it's like, oh my God, like what's happened? All this stuff.

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Like not in like a are they fucking sort of thing at all, but just in a...

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Link's been dicking out Zelda.

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There is a lore there and like, it's just really cool.

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And like, I love that when I first got there, I was like, oh, I can't believe she's been living in my house.

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But at the same time, I like that.

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That there has been some progression and there's, you know, the whole different stories and stuff.

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You don't always need a brand new location to make things, to change things up.

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A lot of games just change the current area.

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World of Warcraft's fucking rife with that kind of stuff.

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There's an entire expansion built upon literally just like the Cataclysm expansion is what it says in the tin.

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A Cataclysm happened and it just changed the entire.

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So all these areas that you have known and played in for years, completely changed.

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Yeah, someone actually see that.

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Someone compared Cataclysm to Tears of the Ganglion.

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Yeah, because it completely changed every single landscape.

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And literally what you just said, there'd be parts of it that you very much recognized and then brand new parts that you remember what they used to be like.

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And now there's this completely new thing.

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I mean, it was one of the most hated expansions on the entire set, but it nevertheless, it changed the landscape and it still changed this day.

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And it was a very, very smart way to implement that and this new expansion without going through all the aggro of making a brand new zone, which I'd imagine is a bit easier on a developer standpoint, because you've already got the building blocks.

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So you just have to change it around a bit, dress up differently.

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And you know what's crazy is I knew about the sky. Very, very obvious from the very, very first poster. But I didn't really know how extensive the depths would be.

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And actually, like on your map, it is literally a three tiered map, which is great as well, because you can see where you are through all of those.

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Which is nice. But just earlier on yesterday, I found so I went down into the depths because there was a quest to unlock your camera.

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And I really I'll get to that in a minute. I won't lose my point. Remind me of the camera in a second.

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Anyway, yes, there's a quest line down in the depths. And I went down there and naturally found the fellow and then that was done.

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And I sort of just carried on because there's like these route things. And when you go to the route and you do your hand debris, it lights up a perimeter.

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And then like that creates like a travel point. So I was like, oh, I'll get a couple of them. Now there's some meaty fellas down there that they're not.

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They're lethal. And actually, the the gloom is what it was is reference this red stuff. Yeah.

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The gloom, it when you when it gets you in the depths, I think anywhere, but especially in the depths, you can't then regenerate those hearts unless you have a specific elixir that allows those to regenerate.

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So even if you like eight fucking eight stakes, it's not helping you, which is quite cool.

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Anyway, so I did maybe like four or five. And I was like, fuck it, I'll go back up.

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But anyway, so I found this message in a bottle and it was like a treasure map and holy shit. And it was in the depths.

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Literally, I went down onto my maps and like over in this bottom corner is the bit where I've discovered this X was like all the way over there.

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So massive. It is massive.

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And, you know, as yet, completely unexplored, completely dark like this. Oh, it's crazy.

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That's cool, though. It's just so exciting because like even when you know, there's like weird sadness when you kind of get an assassin's green when you when you like you've discovered all you can see all the map now and you're satisfied.

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But there's nothing left to discover.

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And yeah, I mean, I've still got a lot of the map to to get.

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But at the same time, each time I go and it exposes like a huge chunk of the map.

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So that's quite cool. The building. Oh, there's no camera. Camera. Yes.

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So camera. I. It's just a cute little. I don't know how many people really like. Maybe there's some people that are really dedicated to it.

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Obviously, you don't really have like achievements or whatever the words. What's the what's it called? Trophies. Trophies. That's it.

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That's my Xbox at heart.

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You don't really have that necessarily on on Nintendo.

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But there's a compendium that you have that you can like fill out of all like the bugs and the fish and the plants and the animals and weapons, shields, everything.

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And you fill it out by taking like cute little pictures of them.

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And I had kind of forgotten about that because it has no real impact on the rest of the game. You discover it anyway.

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Yeah. But it's just you have these little pictures.

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And I said to myself the other week when I was sort of like just playing around on Breath of the Wild because, you know, had some things to do.

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And I said to myself, like, I really want to fill it just because it's so cute because it's so like individual, isn't it?

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Like to all my little pictures. So I've been doing that and I quite like I've got quite a lot of my mushrooms and stuff.

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So you're going to throw this all away to get mini egg?

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Yeah. Yeah, I think I am. I think I am. I don't know.

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What a drama. If you open, if you do a new game and then it pulls up because you can't just start that new game and then have mini egg there.

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You've got how many hours do you got to put in your record? Like two or three hours?

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It would be quicker now. I wouldn't fuck around. I'd go straight there because I don't need to explore.

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I could probably get there in an hour. In an hour. Yeah.

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And then if if if you get there and the gaze is like, we've got your mini egg love.

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Yeah, that'll be it. I think I don't know.

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This is the thing, like to me, like I don't know. I don't know.

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I just have a real like I think because ultimately my favorite franchise has been for many, many, many years.

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Breath of the Wild came out at a time when I really needed that distraction. And I think, I don't know, I just put a lot of personal investment into my horse.

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I get it. If World of Warcraft 2 became a thing and there was an ability to pull all of my characters over, especially the main one I'm playing at the moment, Cabri Cowl,

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then I'm going to want to fucking pull that over because I put a lot of time and effort into that character.

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I don't want to lose it. So I get you. And I think everyone listening fucking understands it as well.

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My sister. I'll get Mark in the van ground. I don't know what she's fucking on about.

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Fuck off, Mark. My sister, one of my birthdays, painted me a little canvas of mini egg and he sits on my desk.

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No, but then I think at the same time that no sounded really funny. No, no, no.

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If anyone has played the last boss of Breath of the Wild, and I mean the last, last boss, so you've done Calamity Ganon and now you're onto Dark Ganon

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and you have the Bow of Light, which was a sick weapon only used for that purpose, which was nutty.

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And my face, I so wish if I was like a streamer or something, that's got to be one of the big massive benefits of being a streamer, isn't it?

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You have those constant clips. You catch your first reaction to something and when that fucking thing panned out and mini egg was stood there in the line of danger,

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I could not believe it. The stakes were high. As high as they've ever been.

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I was sitting at my desk with my back to Steph and all I heard was, no, what's mini egg doing here? And then mini egg got hit. The horse got hit.

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I sent him away. I literally, you're supposed to ride around. You're supposed to ride around on your horse.

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And then Zelda exposes these vulnerable points of light, a new fire, this bow that's like a hundred damage or whatever it is, into these pieces.

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And it does like, it's actually one of the easiest bosses in the game. I think it's kind of supposed to be. It's supposed to be that line between skill and story.

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Exactly. And yeah, going around, going around and then he like trod on us and I was like, no go. And I did the rest of it on foot.

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But what would happen if mini egg died? You just get it back?

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I don't know. I've never found out. If anything ever happens, I just immediately pause it, go and then reload my last save. Don't give a shit what progress I lose.

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Jesus Christ. Well, the horse was absolutely fine though. It was just your voice. You were so much panic. No, what's mini egg doing here? No, no, he's hit mini egg.

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Don't you make me sound like I'm about seven. He's hit mini egg.

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It shows how creative I am because it was obviously around like Easter time. I clearly had like a pack of mini eggs.

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They crack them out from January, don't they? Easter chocolate. And I was like, what can I call this horse?

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Sang around mini eggs.

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The horse that will become my favorite fucking mount ever. Yeah, no, silly.

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But I want to touch on the building of Tears of the Kingdom because you know, I just say that the ingenuity of gamers in this world

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and the creativity is just, it's incredible. Watching the videos of these corroxes getting absolutely battered by the contraptions that these people have built is crazy.

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I saw a geezer flying around in a B2 stealth bomber that he had made. And he was full on like shooting stuff.

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There was a whole compilation I had on TikTok of I think it was like war crimes committed in Tears of the Kingdom. And it's just these people that have built these like ridiculous things and just fucking stuff up with it.

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But yeah, the corroxes watching them, seeing them being hung up on a cross.

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They were like roasted on a spit. Yeah, it's so funny.

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You know what, I almost did one of those by accident. I built, it was on like an island and I was on top of a mountain and I had one of the glider ones.

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But like I don't really have that much stuff. I don't have any of the fiery ones. I've seen them and like used them in a shrine, but haven't got all the kit yet.

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And it generates like randomly and stuff. So anyway, I put this little feather on the thing and attached it, but I didn't jump off in time. So he's now just going off into the fucking sea.

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And I was like, oh shit. So I tried to go after him, ran out of stamina, drowned and then thought fine, because he's going to reset. No, it reset me and left him in the ocean.

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Yeah, I swam out to him and then I did manage to get back in and it was fine. But yeah, I was like, no, the building is crazy. You really can do every the fuck you want here.

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Like someone trying to break into like this tower place or this village, whatever it was. And it was had high walls and it was like, I just built a bridge.

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Just built a bridge straight over it or people catching horses with like them giant sauce pans they're making. Yeah, I tried that. I couldn't do it.

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I was like, that's great. I love this. And then just, yeah, the like I see some someone yesterday had built. It was like a it was like a square on stilts and it was all lasers.

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And he just used it to kill like massive creatures. It was like home in on the and just constantly like shoot them. So you didn't actually have to do anything.

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Really fucking really weird stuff that I'm seeing. But it's so good. The torture is just great.

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What's your what's your drive? You would you would enjoy just watching these things get absolutely fucked up for no reason whatsoever.

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And I find it great because there's absolutely no reason why these corks should be getting tortured.

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These reasons are their dicks. No, they're lovely and they're so cute. But some of those puzzles are fucking like trying to find them.

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You need like three more seeds and then you just find them. But no, I love them. I do love them. But I see why why they are. They can be quite annoying or like you'll go and it will just be in the most inconvenient place.

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And you just know that that's a fucking do they do they die when you burn them or anything? They don't take any damage.

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And you know what? I accidentally when one of the ones I was doing and I was transporting him and I was building like a built a boat.

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But you have to like you can use an arrow, but essentially to to use the zone our devices you'd like smack them into life. But like the cork was cut.

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I actually attached him a bit close. So every time I was smacking on, I was also smacked like beating this car.

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It was like, oh, oh, yeah, because they do shout and they do.

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Yeah. And then at the end, I got him there. You know, we survived eventually.

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And he was still like, thanks to you, I found my friend.

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Wasn't the one there was one where he was on a cross above like a volcano or something and you could hear him going, help me.

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Yeah, I need to find my friend because they don't. Yeah, they like go. Yeah, that is so cute.

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The sex noises in this game or something else. I don't know how kids can play this around their parents.

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Is it was it the other day when you were playing? Who was you talking to?

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She was like, yes, I basically the the the men have a sound. The women have a sound. Oh, cut scenes.

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The cut scenes of voice acted and then everything else is like grunts.

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But yeah, oh, oh, yeah. Mama.

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So fucking grim. It's it really makes you fucking have a look at what what's going on.

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So I was being interrupted by a group message. Yeah, but it was it.

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OK, we're back. Hey, I don't know why I wouldn't just let me resume.

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Normally you can press pause and then pause again and it starts playing.

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We have to do a new recording. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah.

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Is the other one still there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Still there.

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I'll just have to mash them together. Oh, techie.

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You know how. So if you're listening to this and this is the beginning of the podcast,

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then we've we've made some mistakes. I think we're good. Oh, no.

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I've done this shit before. I think we're good. All right.

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I need a wee. Oh, no. That's fine.

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No, we'll fight through. I'm going to have to. For fuck's sake.

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This is this is OK. OK, we're back again for the third time.

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Second, third, fourth, fifth. We're here.

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What was talking about? How badly you want to play Tears of the Kingdom,

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but you won't want to admit it. No, I don't want to play it.

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I have no interest in playing it, which is odd because I don't.

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I don't. Cool. OK. Yeah.

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Sorry about that. I don't apologize to me. Apologize to yourself.

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I'm my I'm fucking all over World of Warcraft at the moment.

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I've got no intention of playing. I've got no intention and no interest

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of playing anything else.

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Not that there's fucking anything good coming out anyway.

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Savage. There's nothing. There's nothing.

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So have you told your little friends? Oh, that makes sense.

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So no, that was very fucking. I didn't mean that.

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I meant that was very what's the what's the word for that?

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Guild people that the little bit is the little bit.

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It's the worst bit. No, because I think you're a big group.

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So I meant it in the capacity. Have you little wow friends?

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No, you're right there. That was that.

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What's the word that we're looking for here?

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Patronizing, infantilizing, whatever.

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I didn't mean it. Very patronizing.

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Formally apologize on the record. I did not mean it.

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I immediately corrected myself. What I meant was.

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I just cut that apology out.

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No. Go on.

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I meant that there's only a few of you, isn't there?

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It's not a very big guild that you're in.

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A few of us are probably like maybe like 20, 20 to 30 people.

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Wow.

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Anyway, no, it's not what you mean.

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I'm very supportive of your wow friends.

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Oh, look how supportive that was.

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Where's all your Zelda friends? I don't have any.

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Wow. Right.

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Yeah. Anyway, so about the guy you hate.

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I meant what I wanted to say was, have you told any of them

401
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
that you do a podcast or you're not there in your friendship level?

402
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
I haven't told any of them. OK.

403
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,000
I haven't told them. They're so nerdy. So are you.

404
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Yes, but they. So are you.

405
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Yes, but they take it to another level.

406
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,000
They're they're like, do we need to bring up call of the void?

407
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Have you ever spoken about that on here?

408
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
What? The call of the void? Yeah.

409
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Have you ever spoken about that on here?

410
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
I don't think so. Do we need to have an open discussion

411
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
about call of the void? What do you mean?

412
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
I wasn't that bad of call of the void.

413
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:50,000
You're getting confused with what I think is nerdy.

414
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,000
What? Why are you looking at me like that?

415
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,000
What do you think was nerdy about it? What was nerdy?

416
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
You were putting more.

417
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Life into that than any other aspect of our relationship.

418
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Not anything. You were.

419
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000
I've never seen you so stressed and you were a fucking manager

420
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,000
in the pandemic. I mean, like literally a quick recap.

421
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,000
I used to run a guild on World of Warcraft called the call of the void,

422
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:20,000
which is probably one of the best names that I've ever seen for a guild.

423
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,000
And at its peak, I had 500 something members.

424
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
It was a lot of people.

425
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Can we appreciate how you balked when I said that 20 people was little?

426
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
But anyway, carry on.

427
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,000
And a lot of them were cunts.

428
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
Shout out to you, Squiggy.

429
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Whatever her fucking name was.

430
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:47,000
Basically, what happened is there was too many cooks fucking making this soup.

431
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000
And it just got out of hand.

432
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,000
People wanted to run a discord. We started a discord.

433
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
I ain't got a fucking clue how that works.

434
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,000
And then someone who I still talk to now,

435
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000
who's the only person I do still talk to from that guild,

436
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
was in charge of our discord.

437
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,000
And the shit that goes on in there and how it all works

438
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,000
and the different channels and stuff like that, I don't understand it.

439
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,000
So I have no interest in it. I don't get what this means.

440
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000
And then the terminology of it, like people saying poggers.

441
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,000
What the fuck is that? What is that? I don't know what that is.

442
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Or like that new... based.

443
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Shut the fuck up. Can we just speak English, please?

444
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Cook. What the fuck is that? K-E-W-K. What is that?

445
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,000
The fucking Pepe memes everywhere.

446
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,000
It's a different language and I'm just not in with it.

447
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,000
I seem like kind of old with it.

448
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,000
And yeah, what happened with that guild is it just...

449
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
There was just too many... Go on.

450
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Cook is an emo and term used to show in the chat

451
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
that we are having a big laugh.

452
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Yeah, that fucking face. I was sick of them.

453
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
What was the other one?

454
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Oh, based. I don't know.

455
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Fucking... We'll be here all day fucking googling the term.

456
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Oh, it's something to do with Pepe.

457
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Based meaning a sophisticated emote.

458
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,000
You can literally say anything followed with based.

459
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,000
It's like five head without the smart connotation.

460
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
It's fucking stupid.

461
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,000
But yeah, there was too many people.

462
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,000
And I think we had everyone from all different places

463
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,000
around the world, which meant the personalities

464
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000
were so vastly different.

465
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:30,000
So it was quite difficult to maintain serious conversation

466
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,000
because some people sound like they were taking the piss

467
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
and other people didn't and other people were getting upset

468
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,000
with other people and blah, blah, blah, and the politics around it.

469
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000
A lot of people were fucking really annoying,

470
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,000
squiggy. She was so fucking annoying.

471
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
She was such a bitch, man.

472
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,000
And her boyfriend, they both can go fuck themselves.

473
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
They were so annoying.

474
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
And what happened is I was working and I was coming home

475
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
and then, boom, I was fucking working again

476
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000
because I was trying to run this fucking guild.

477
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,000
And then at the end I just fucking canned it.

478
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Oh, and I can't be honest with this.

479
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Palm off to someone else and then they changed the name

480
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000
to like fucking... I think it was like E-girl lovers

481
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
or some shit like that. They fucked it.

482
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,000
They chose some stupid-ass fucking internet name.

483
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,000
And then I don't think it exists anymore.

484
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
I think it's dead in the water.

485
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
I was like, what the fuck, though?

486
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
All my hard work and effort was just fucked because these...

487
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000
And wasn't there like the whole vault thing?

488
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
Wasn't there like a guild...

489
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Fucking guild vault, putting our money in and shit like that

490
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,000
and people being picky about that and blah, blah, blah.

491
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
And there was one guy who was definitely a pedo.

492
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000
He was definitely on a register somewhere

493
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
that we had a disconnect with. I ended up booting him out.

494
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
There was a guy I booted out because he was racist.

495
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,000
And he like, yeah, he said some fucking horrible stuff.

496
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
Oh, mate, it was just grim.

497
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
So ever since I stopped that,

498
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000
much like Ash had with Destiny ages ago,

499
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
trying to find that community again

500
00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:01,000
or just trying to find a decent community is so difficult.

501
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,000
And yeah, I stumbled across this guild called Hoofs and Hoes.

502
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000
So join them and they're nice lads.

503
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000
The geezer that runs it is from Ireland.

504
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Everyone else is like, they seem decent

505
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
and there aren't enough other than this Max geezer.

506
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
I can't tell them that I have a podcast now

507
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
because if they listen to this,

508
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,000
let's be fair, they're not going to fucking make it into this long.

509
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
This Max geezer is a prick.

510
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
I can't fucking...

511
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Should I change the name?

512
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,000
I can't stand...

513
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000
The thing is, he's like...

514
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
This is good therapy for you. Get it out.

515
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:36,000
The thing is that brand new patches happen, a brand new raid.

516
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,000
And I never ever get to do the raids when they're fully current.

517
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
I always do it towards the end of the season

518
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
because I can never get into a group.

519
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
I'm never able to keep up.

520
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Whereas this time around, I've kept up.

521
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,000
And I'm straight into their raid team.

522
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
And the other day, we cleared the raid.

523
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
It's only been out for two weeks

524
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
and we cleared it from start to finish in one hit,

525
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000
which is quite a decent achievement.

526
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
But there's a lot of mechanics going on

527
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
on the boss fights and stuff like that.

528
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
And a lot of people don't want to do the fucking mechanics

529
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,000
because it takes away from your damage score and all that shit.

530
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
I don't give a fuck. I'll do them.

531
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
So I've been doing the difficult ones.

532
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000
And so has this bellend Max.

533
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
And he's been fucking them up

534
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
and wiping the whole raid because of it.

535
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
And he's like, I don't know what's going wrong.

536
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
It's like, you, you prick. You keep fucking up.

537
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
I'm too new here to be calling you out on it

538
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
because I'll just get the boot.

539
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,000
So I'm just going to sit here with my mouth shut.

540
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
And then he keeps getting all my loot as well

541
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
because you have to roll on it and need and greed basis.

542
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
And then it's a fucking chance.

543
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
So you don't deserve it.

544
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,000
But then you have a DPS meter

545
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,000
which measures how much damage you're putting out.

546
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:49,000
And these guys, man, they're so nerdy with their damage.

547
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,000
I'm sitting on top because I've done this and I've done that.

548
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
And look how far I am in the rankings and blah, blah, blah.

549
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000
And there's me silent as you like, just sitting on top.

550
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Still, they've all macroed all their shit.

551
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
So they don't have to.

552
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
I use the old school way.

553
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
I use the numbers and I'm a clicker.

554
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:08,000
So I do one, two, three, four, five, six on my spells with my left hand.

555
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Yeah.

556
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:13,000
And then the right hand, my mouse, I'll click the rest of my spells.

557
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000
You tell anyone that plays World of Warcraft properly now,

558
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,000
they're going, that's disgusting.

559
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
How can you play like that? Blah, blah, blah.

560
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
Well, I've been doing it for like 13 years.

561
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
So I'm good at it.

562
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,000
And yeah, they're just, they're so nerdy.

563
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
So how will they be playing it with macros?

564
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Yeah. So like you obviously use WASD to move and then E and T to strafe.

565
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:40,000
But what a lot of people do is they macro the S key, the E and the T,

566
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,000
so that your character can no longer move backwards.

567
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000
You have to turn it like, because you can turn it with the mouse and all of that.

568
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
And they macro spells to them.

569
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:54,000
And then it'll be like shift T and shift E and fucking all that type of stuff to make the spell move

570
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
like spells a lot quicker.

571
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
I've tried it before. I just can't get used to it.

572
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000
It doesn't work for me.

573
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,000
My DPS goes right down the drain when I try it.

574
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,000
So I'm not going to bother. It's stressful.

575
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,000
But these guys, they're just fucking, they're good guys.

576
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:15,000
They're just, you can just tell like, like their World of Warcraft is their absolute life.

577
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Like absolute life.

578
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000
As opposed to just their life. It is yours.

579
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,000
They're like hardcore with it, which is a good thing and a bad thing at the same time.

580
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,000
I think as long as I can keep up with them, which I am doing at the moment,

581
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
then we're all cushy because they are really nice.

582
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:36,000
They are like other than even that Max Geese is probably fucking really nice.

583
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:43,000
He just pisses me off because he keeps fucking stuff up and not taking like taking the blame for it.

584
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,000
But we're on over. I've cleared the raid.

585
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,000
We're doing it on heroic on Sunday, which is quite a big thing.

586
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:55,000
I'm enjoying it. It's just a very stressful time to be in World of Warcraft, man.

587
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000
They keep taking the piss out of my class because it's a cheese class.

588
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
And I had a dig. It's the only dig that I've had of them.

589
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,000
I said I pay £10 a month to play this game.

590
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Why the fuck do I want to play a class that's complicated?

591
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
I don't want to have to think when I'm playing it.

592
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,000
I just want to be able to do it because I play a retribution paladin.

593
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,000
The rotation isn't that vast. It's like fucking five buttons.

594
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Some classes it's like 10 to 15 different spells that you've got to keep track of and all that shit.

595
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000
I don't want to do that. So I'm not going to.

596
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
I'm good at this. So I'm going to keep playing.

597
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000
But your class is easy. If it's that easy, jump on it then.

598
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Start playing one as well. Get out my ass, you little prick.

599
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Next subject. Who said it was easy?

600
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000
There was just a couple of them were whinging in the fucking Discord.

601
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
About you? I think they threw up one of the DPS.

602
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Give me their names.

603
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:47,000
I think they threw up one of the DPS tables and I was sitting on top of it because they were all fucking talking about their DPS.

604
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:52,000
And I just went hello. And they were like, oh yeah, but you've got a cheese class. It's easy for you.

605
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,000
I'm far too sensitive. I'd have literally just been like left.

606
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000
I was like shut up. I was like yeah, I'll pay my money. I'll play whatever I want.

607
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Grave, it's that easy. Why aren't any of you playing it? And then no one said anything.

608
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Yeah. Oh no. Yeah no.

609
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
My ass is still going to sit on top of them DPS tables.

610
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Connor's heard all of this. I'll ring him up complaining about it.

611
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Because he understands. But it's just it.

612
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
Fucking wetties.

613
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000
That's so mean.

614
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
My pass. I got a high pass.

615
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,000
That's an annoying one. Passes.

616
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Basically, you get a pass per boss encounter that you do.

617
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:39,000
And what it means is that it will give you a ranking compared to every other one of the same class that has done that boss as well.

618
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,000
And the higher your pass is out of a hundred.

619
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:47,000
So if you get above seventy five is regarded as like a really good pass.

620
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Anything under you're like you're like average or underperforming.

621
00:42:50,000 --> 00:43:00,000
And after every single boss encounter, someone calls out the passes that every single person in this like a twenty man raid that every single person has done.

622
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,000
So be like Cadbury Cow or like Cadbury Cow.

623
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,000
You've got seventy two because they all sound fucking.

624
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Maybe I'm in the wrong guild.

625
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
See you're working through your emotions.

626
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:19,000
Maybe maybe I don't know. I'm just annoyed because I can't get in a fucking group at the moment.

627
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:25,000
But I'm glad I'm in a guild. It's just fucking some of them are just I don't know.

628
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:31,000
I think it's one of those things like like with Ash where I don't see myself as being that nerdy.

629
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:38,000
But I know that I probably am. But that but to me that kind of shit is just another level of of nerdiness.

630
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Like they're they're all over it.

631
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,000
I kind of envy it and I don't at the same time.

632
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000
But they seem like they're having fun.

633
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,000
The geezer that runs it's a fire watchman.

634
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
OK. He goes all around.

635
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:56,000
He goes all around. He gets flying around the world to watch fires.

636
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
That's a good game. Firewatch.

637
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000
That's a really, really good game.

638
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
It's a short game. Not that short.

639
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:05,000
It's not long. Did you ever play Everybody's Gone to Rapture?

640
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
No, but what's you play I think?

641
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000
No, I never played it. Oh, everybody's gone to Rapture.

642
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
I feel like that's a game that you would love.

643
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Very like literally entirely story based like finding out.

644
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
It's like I think it's like a love story type thing.

645
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:20,000
You'd really like it. I think it is on Switch.

646
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Definitely. Probably one of my wishes.

647
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,000
I swear I've seen someone play it. Maybe I watched it on a stream.

648
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Yes, good one. Oh, Oxenfree 2 is coming.

649
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Remember Oxenfree? No.

650
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Similar vein to, well, one of those decision based ones.

651
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:47,000
But it was like these kids on an island and it got all a bit like supernatural, vibey.

652
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000
Aliens and, well, what was it? Aliens?

653
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,000
I can't really remember, but you like communicate with this radio thing.

654
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Anyway, really good. Are you looking it up?

655
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,000
No, I was looking at Gollum. Oh, mad. Okay.

656
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,000
I can quickly look at Oxenfree. No, you're fine.

657
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Anyway, there's just going to be a second one if anyone likes the first one.

658
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Oxenfree. Yeah, I did try and get you to play it.

659
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000
I think I had it on the game pass. Yeah, I can't say it rings a bell.

660
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
I apologize. That's okay.

661
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
But Gollum comes out soon.

662
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,000
I'm just trying to find the actual release date for it.

663
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,000
I can't seem to find it.

664
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:31,000
No, because I haven't seen anything on Gollum since we saw that game play.

665
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,000
It was like, what the fuck is this? This looks so shit.

666
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,000
This is May 25th, five days. Oh, shit.

667
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Five days that comes out for basically everything. God, really?

668
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Of course. And Nintendo Switch port will follow later in 2023.

669
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:52,000
I really, really love that. That's great.

670
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:57,000
Oh, here we go. Look, a new 20 minutes exclusive game play for a month ago.

671
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
I'll have to watch it after this to try and figure out.

672
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Did you see that Amazon have bought the rights for Lord of the Rings?

673
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,000
I thought they already had because of what the fuck is this?

674
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,000
Oh, does it look bad?

675
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Apparently this is not final quality.

676
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:28,000
I fucking hope not. What's that? What's this shit?

677
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,000
What the fuck's that? Surely not. No.

678
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000
What's it saying?

679
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Basically, Amazon. Yeah, go on.

680
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Yeah, they've got the rights for Lord of the Rings and the Tolkien universe

681
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:51,000
and have said that they are already in development of making a Lord of the Rings MMO.

682
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Now, obviously, there's already a Lord of the Rings MMO. It's very old

683
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:03,000
and still played to this day, but it's not by today's standards.

684
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:08,000
And basically, the people that are in charge of making this game have turned around

685
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:13,000
and just said that they reckon the people from the plan, the current Lord of the Rings MMO,

686
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,000
will just leave that and then come over to this one that they're making.

687
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:25,000
It's meant to be of the same ilk as the fucking MMO that Amazon made.

688
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,000
It was really popular for like a month and then just died in the water.

689
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,000
What was it called? Fuck, I'm going to have to Google it.

690
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:38,000
I feel so stupid because I definitely... Amazon MMO.

691
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,000
What was it called? What was it called? What was it called? What was it called?

692
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,000
New World. That's the one. New World.

693
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Obviously, that come out and then shit the bed because there was bugs,

694
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,000
there was no content that was added, too late type of stuff.

695
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:57,000
They're basically giving it another crack, but making it Lord of the Rings instead.

696
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:04,000
I'm very interested in that because that seems very cool because a Lord of the Rings based MMO,

697
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:12,000
because I've played the actual MMO that is obviously out and it just looks so bad.

698
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,000
People have said like people say it's really good and the story on it is really, really good,

699
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:22,000
but I just can't get past that graphical aspect of it because it just it's so old.

700
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:28,000
So it's just it's I can't be doing it.

701
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,000
So that sounds really, really promising.

702
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Amazon doing a lot when it comes to gaming.

703
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
They're really trying to break into the game world.

704
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:41,000
I saw Lou playing Fortnite on the lunar yesterday.

705
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
That input lag is ridiculous, by the way.

706
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Wow. That input lag is...

707
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,000
Shitty controller as well, though.

708
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Yeah, we've spoken about that before in the pod, the Amazon lunar streaming service that come out.

709
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Obviously, it's got Fortnite on it.

710
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Steph's sister Lucy was playing it and she bought a controller to use

711
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:07,000
because she first played control on it and it looked fantastic.

712
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000
There was no issues whatsoever.

713
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:13,000
And I said, I wonder what it would be like for an online, like live service game

714
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,000
because streaming services are known for input lag.

715
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,000
It's very difficult to minimize that.

716
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,000
And yeah, sure enough, she played Fortnite on it.

717
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,000
She had a controller for it and the input lag was crazy.

718
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
It was so, it was so bad.

719
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Obviously one was on a 60 foot controller and the other one was on like a 10 foot controller.

720
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:37,000
But even then I think it's the I think it's because obviously Fortnite is one of the it's just online game.

721
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,000
So streaming it and that's what I said to Lucy.

722
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:49,000
That's why Amazon brought out that lunar controller because it uses its own dedicated server for the game.

723
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:57,000
So basically is supposed to make the input lag non-existent because it's not running on the same server.

724
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000
It's not having to drag resources to both.

725
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:05,000
It's just taking it from a dedicated server and then using it for that game, which is quite clever.

726
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:09,000
But other than that, I haven't really got much on the lunar because the game catalog just isn't big enough.

727
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Yeah, I'm not ready for it.

728
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,000
But then you're in the mindset at the moment where nothing, nothing's pulling you away.

729
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Nothing's going to pull me away.

730
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Absolutely nothing. Absolutely nothing.

731
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,000
If I can't get into any fucking groups and maybe it will soon enough.

732
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000
But honestly, it's so sad.

733
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:30,000
And he always ends on a savage note and he goes, no one wants to play with me.

734
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
I'll play with you.

735
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,000
And he goes, you ain't good enough.

736
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Sorry.

737
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
I don't want to play with you.

738
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:43,000
It's just Mythic plus dungeons and raids are the only ways that you can really get some decent loot.

739
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,000
And Mythic plus dungeons are all timed and you have to make the group yourself.

740
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000
No one wants you.

741
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:54,000
And because it's the beginning of the season, it's very difficult to get into a group and it's very difficult to create a group.

742
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Because just trying to find people is just fucking annoying.

743
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,000
And because it's timed, you can't leave.

744
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Once you start, if you leave or if someone leaves, that's it.

745
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
The dungeons can't.

746
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:17,000
And then if that happens and it drops down, like the ones I'm using, I have plus 14 and I think the max is like plus 29 or something like that.

747
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:21,000
And obviously, the higher they are, the better gear you have a chance of getting them, blah, blah, blah.

748
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:25,000
And the better rating you get, basically like a ranked system.

749
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:32,000
And yes, it's just fucking as a damage dealer rather than a main like a tank or a hero.

750
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000
It's just difficult to get into groups.

751
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:39,000
It's very annoying because you might spend upwards of like an hour or two hours just trying to get into a group.

752
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:48,000
And then what happened last night as I finally got into a group and then you go through it for like half an hour and then someone gets pissed off and just decides to leave.

753
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:57,000
And then it's like, right, so I've not only have I wasted two hours getting into this group, I've now wasted an extra half hour of actually doing the dungeon because someone's got annoyed and just fucked off.

754
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:01,000
So now we've all got to fucking leave and then do this all over again and get another group going.

755
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:06,000
It's very like, oh, do you never like a group with those people?

756
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:11,000
I've asked and no one's replied.

757
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,000
I've done it with a couple of them.

758
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Yeah, I don't know.

759
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,000
Weird one.

760
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Maybe it's because I'm just not fully integrated into this group yet.

761
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,000
This community needs to get myself out there more.

762
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,000
So after this part, maybe that's what I'll start doing.

763
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Yeah, I was trying to find some sad instrument.

764
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:34,000
We'll get there in the end. I'm trying to get Connor to play World of Warcraft.

765
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000
He said he's good.

766
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
What?

767
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:42,000
The first song that came up was this.

768
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000
I can't remember how long the intro is.

769
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000
That's a long intro.

770
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Do you not know it?

771
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,000
I have no idea what that is.

772
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
What the hell?

773
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,000
It's the last song at the end of The Hobbit.

774
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,000
Sorry.

775
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,000
That's Pippin.

776
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000
You know, they've got their own podcast, the two of them.

777
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Yeah, you know who he is.

778
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,000
It's very good.

779
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
Oh, Billy.

780
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,000
Sorry.

781
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000
No, I was playing.

782
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
See, my Spotify was trying its best.

783
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,000
They've all been listening to us.

784
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Yeah.

785
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,000
And it's like, I know a song.

786
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,000
Sorry Spotify.

787
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
I know a sad song that will fucking end him and you just go, what's that?

788
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,000
What's that?

789
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,000
What's that about?

790
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,000
Who's that?

791
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Yeah, I'm trying to get Connor to play WoW with me.

792
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,000
And he is very tempted.

793
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,000
He said he wants to get his house moved out of the way first.

794
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Why can't you come and play ESO with me?

795
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Because ESO isn't World of Warcraft.

796
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
Why can't you come and play World of Warcraft with me?

797
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,000
Because I don't like the buttons.

798
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,000
See?

799
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
So I'm hearing it in terms of temperature.

800
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
Yeah, but you use a fucking awful setup.

801
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000
What?

802
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Because that keyboard and that mouse is horrible for that type of stuff.

803
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,000
It is.

804
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:53,000
It definitely is that fucking Mac mouse for gaming.

805
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000
I used the other one actually.

806
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
I used the other one for ESO.

807
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,000
What other one?

808
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000
My other one, my little pink one.

809
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000
The one I gave you?

810
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Oh, the little pink one?

811
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,000
You can give me nothing.

812
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,000
You ain't giving me nothing.

813
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
You haven't given me a mouse.

814
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,000
I offered a mouse.

815
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000
No you didn't.

816
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
You'd like World of Warcraft.

817
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
If you actually fucking sat down, took the time to get into it.

818
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:15,000
If you're sitting in a half decent chair and not that fucking church pew that you're banging in,

819
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,000
then you might actually be all right.

820
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Ash had the same problem.

821
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,000
He's like, my wrist.

822
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
I go, yes, I appreciate your wrist hurt.

823
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Change your seating position.

824
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000
Change how you're doing it.

825
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,000
I like to like, I don't know.

826
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,000
I don't know.

827
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000
I didn't delete it.

828
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000
I didn't delete it.

829
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000
Come back.

830
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000
You can be my recruiter friend.

831
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,000
I can get some decent shit out of it.

832
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
I'll pay for your sub.

833
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000
But you don't want me to play with you.

834
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,000
I do.

835
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,000
I do.

836
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Yes, I do.

837
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
You just have to take it seriously.

838
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
You just have to be serious with it.

839
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,000
This is why.

840
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,000
There's no give and take.

841
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,000
You won't play with me on anything.

842
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Look, this is why I got wound up with Ash when he played because he knew fuck all and

843
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,000
he didn't know how to play it.

844
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,000
And I lost patience straight away because I was annoyed.

845
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Connor, on the other hand, knows what he's doing when it comes to those types of games.

846
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:03,000
So even though he'd never played well before, he could pick it up very, very quickly.

847
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:07,000
So therefore, I won't get annoyed with him because I didn't have to spoon feed him how

848
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000
to play a fucking game.

849
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,000
He would figure it out.

850
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:14,000
And I reckon you're in the same milk as Connor is where I wouldn't have to spoon feed you

851
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
how to play World of Warcraft.

852
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
You'd just be able to fucking do it.

853
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,000
You thought I was going to put you in the camp of Ash then, didn't you?

854
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,000
No.

855
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,000
I just think you're brave.

856
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,000
You thought that Ash isn't here.

857
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,000
You were laying it out.

858
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000
No, no, no.

859
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,000
You wouldn't say it to his face.

860
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:32,000
No, even if Ash was here, because we've spoken about it before, he pissed me off when we

861
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,000
played well together because he didn't fucking know what he was doing.

862
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000
And it's so simple.

863
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:40,000
He's in like the most simple tutorial with the most basic shit going on and he can't

864
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,000
figure it out.

865
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,000
I enjoyed the tutorial.

866
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,000
Yeah.

867
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,000
I enjoyed that.

868
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,000
It was alright.

869
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,000
You'd love it.

870
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000
You'd love it.

871
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Whether you'd be an N content type of player, I don't really know.

872
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,000
Hang on now.

873
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,000
Maybe you'd be like a Tracy player.

874
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000
You couldn't stand it.

875
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,000
When I was ahead of you in ESO, you couldn't stand it.

876
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,000
No, this is different.

877
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,000
No, no.

878
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,000
And that is worse.

879
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
No, that weren't the case either.

880
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
There was no, I can't stand it.

881
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:09,000
I just designated more time into ESO than you did.

882
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,000
At the point at which you realised I was ahead of you?

883
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,000
No.

884
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
No, not at all.

885
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,000
No, and it's exactly the same thing with Hogwarts Legacy.

886
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:22,000
If I was ahead of you and I'd go and you go, oh, I haven't done that bit yet.

887
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:26,000
And then you're there and you're literally like sweating because you're rinsing it.

888
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Yeah, but we were meant to be playing together.

889
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:32,000
We were meant to be playing together and then you was doing shit that I hadn't done yet.

890
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:37,000
But when you do it, is it not shit that I haven't done yet?

891
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,000
Yeah, but that don't matter because I'm doing it.

892
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,000
Right, exactly.

893
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Exactly.

894
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000
And I don't mind.

895
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000
I think you would enjoy World of Warcraft.

896
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,000
I'm just saying.

897
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:51,000
But you don't designate nearly as much time into gaming as I do.

898
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000
So therefore, you just fall behind.

899
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000
You said designate.

900
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,000
Designate.

901
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000
And I just know that it would be a pointless venture.

902
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Right, brilliant.

903
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000
But you can play ESO on your own as well.

904
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:04,000
There's nothing stopping you from playing ESO at all.

905
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,000
I just, I was excited to play with a friend.

906
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,000
So jump on World of Warcraft and then you have a friend to play well with.

907
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Guaranteed.

908
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
Yeah, we'll see.

909
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,000
What do you mean yeah?

910
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Yeah.

911
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,000
ESO is a very fun game, but it just doesn't scratch the same itch that World of Warcraft does.

912
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
It just doesn't.

913
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000
But then I feel the opposite.

914
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,000
WoW doesn't feel like it as nice as ESO to me.

915
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Yeah, but you're just living off of Skyrim.

916
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,000
No.

917
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,000
How dare you?

918
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,000
What do you mean how dare I?

919
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,000
I just did ESO some credit.

920
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,000
I just did.

921
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Right, so why does me liking that mean I'm living off of Skyrim?

922
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,000
Because World of Warcraft's better.

923
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,000
No it isn't.

924
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
How dare you?

925
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000
How dare you?

926
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
What?

927
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Let's end this podcast now because we're going to get in a heated debate about this.

928
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:54,000
Alright, we're going to go do frisky cuffs.

929
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:59,000
Lay you out in the garden.

930
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Yeah.

931
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,000
Yeah, alright mate.

932
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,000
It may or may not be an exclusive.

933
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
Yeah, yeah, alright lads.

934
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,000
Come on then.

935
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Let's have it at.

936
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,000
The dog wouldn't let us anyway.

937
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Alright.

938
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000
What?

939
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,000
I need an outro.

940
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,600
We need an outro, like an intro and an outro because I feel like it always flogged when

941
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:21,000
we get to the end where it's like yeah we're going to, we're going to, we're going to fuck

942
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000
off.

943
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000
Wait, wait.

944
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Hang on.

945
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:31,000
I'm going to have to skip too far.

946
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,600
Hang on.

947
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:35,000
You've been listening to What's the Buttons.

948
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,000
This has been great.

949
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,000
This has been episode 47.

950
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,000
If you want.

951
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Pippin, shut up.

952
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,000
There you go.

953
00:58:47,000 --> 00:59:07,000
See you later fuckers.