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Three, two, one, go.

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You're on. You're on. You're on, Troy.

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There is, hello.

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There's, there's...

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We definitely have the best intros in podcasts.

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There, there it goes.

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There's no rhyme or reason to it.

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I have no idea how to get a theme tune in, so...

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That's why we ain't got one.

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This'll have to do at the moment.

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I was thinking about that earlier.

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At some point, getting a, um...

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Getting a little thing.

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Thing.

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We think about a lot of stuff, but we tend to be very little.

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Just don't do any of it.

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That was as far as it went.

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I had about a five-minute thinking session to myself and then went,

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ah, nah.

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But yeah.

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Um, hello, everyone.

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Hope you're all right. It's Friday.

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It's fluffing my phone.

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What episode is it?

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Oh...

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46?

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I'll check.

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Is it 46?

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Fill out the noise.

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I think it's, I think it's episode 46.

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And then on our, um...

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It is, well done.

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On our exclusive, uh, Patreon.

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It's episode, it will be episode 21?

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22 today?

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We've had another review on the, uh, stars on Spotify.

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Oh, wait. Someone's giving us the stars.

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Will they give us? Oh, you can't see, can you?

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Well, our average is 4.8, so...

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Some cunts give us a fucking shit one.

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Who's the motherfucker that didn't just put five?

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I know. What a dick.

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Come on, man.

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And you know what's annoying?

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Is that it could have only been friends,

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because there's very few reviews on that.

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So one of you dicks.

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It's 22.

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One of you's put fucking less than five, you bastards.

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We'll remember that.

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I think when you get to a certain point, you can see

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who it is that put what?

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Well, you better hope that day don't come.

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But we're here.

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Um, it's a big old day.

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It's a big, big day.

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I don't want to be here, if I'm honest.

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No, I don't blame you.

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I'd much rather be at home, playing.

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I think for today,

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well, this year, this is probably going to be

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the biggest day of the entire year in the gaming world.

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It's definitely up there.

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It's one of them.

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That and Starfield.

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Yes.

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Because I can't think of anything else that's coming out.

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Obviously, if you haven't clocked on, we're talking about...

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Uh, Final Fantasy next month.

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I'm not a Final Fantasy guy, but they are big, big hitters.

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Big motherfuckers.

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But if you haven't cottoned on,

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we're talking about Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom.

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We're going to put in the title,

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Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom review,

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and we're not going to review it because no one's fucking played it.

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Yep.

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But we need to click-plate the shit out of it.

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Yeah.

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Because when we did this with Hogwarts Legacy,

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it was one of our most listened to episodes.

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So this is going to work in our favour.

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Yep.

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And the conversation ends there.

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We should have said that at the end.

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Now they're going to stop listening.

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Okay.

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But we've got you listened now.

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You're here now.

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We've got you download, so it's too late.

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So Steph's got the Collector's Edition turned up today.

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There was a little bit of a fright because it hadn't like dispatched.

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Sort of like this time yesterday.

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So it was like, oh.

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I was thinking about it today.

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And I want to ask about awaited till this moment.

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Is she still following through with I'm not playing it till my birthday?

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Or is she all in now?

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No, she's on it right now, bro.

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Yeah.

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I think she's on it right now.

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I was going to say, I don't know how you can do that.

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She finished Breath of the Wild yesterday.

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Finally.

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Day before.

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She's done the final mission.

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She was literally like fucking 20 minutes away from finishing it.

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It was great.

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I watched her do it.

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She was all happy.

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She had a fucking like some contraption around her neck, which holds the switch right in front of your face.

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So she was just sitting there with the joy-cons like just just messing around.

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So it was right there.

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Yeah, very very gassed for her.

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And she said she likes the fact that number one, it feels like it hasn't been such a big gap between Breath of the Wild,

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Tears of the Kingdom, because she literally finished it yesterday.

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And she likes the fact that obviously, as we all know, she doesn't like finishing things.

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And when you finish Breath of the Wild, obviously it ends,

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but it just takes you back to like 15 minutes before you obviously do the last part.

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So she was like she likes that because it feels like she hasn't actually finished it, even though she has.

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So very cool.

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Yeah, I'm glad.

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I'm glad she's finished it.

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And I'm glad she's following through and playing it now, which I hope to be and wish I could be now.

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I did put the switch on when I got him.

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Made sure everything was downloaded.

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I bought the game.

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I actually bought it.

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I bought it from Argos for £50 sterling.

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Yeah, which I feel is cheap.

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You got it cheap.

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Yeah, I feel like I think it's like a 60 or quid game in it.

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Yeah, so I got a 50 quid in Argos and I was thinking about on the way here.

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I only bought it physically because I feel like it's one of them you need to own physically.

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Yeah.

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And secondly, I believe this might be the first physical game I've bought since Spider-Man Miles Morales.

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I think I own one PS5 game, which is that.

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Yeah.

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Just to have a PS5 game, I bought that.

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Yeah, that's crazy, isn't it?

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And I haven't bought a game since.

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It's crazy because you don't need to.

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You don't need to anymore.

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No, but I feel like there's games where you should own.

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I should own Ragnarok.

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I should own Jedi Survivor.

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Yeah, but even I don't own Ragnarok.

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Think about that.

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Even I don't have it.

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You should have.

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Look at the box you fucking shit came in.

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You know what?

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Speaking of that, obviously Steph having the collector's edition, she opened it in front of me.

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The attention to detail that Nintendo have put just into the boxes alone is so cool.

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Even there's about 10 different fucking boxes in the collector's edition.

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It's a big fucking, it's a big edition.

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And when you, when it, it looks like a big old Amazon box.

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And when you open it, it just looks like a box standard box.

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But when you open it and it flaps open, there's a big old print of fucking Zelda of sorry, of Link sitting there.

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With a load of shit like cool artwork inside the box.

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And then there boom, there's a collector's edition.

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And every single like standard cardboard box has these really cool artwork on the inside.

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So she's going to cut that out and keep them.

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And you know that collector's edition looks very fucking cool.

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It has it has the game obviously inside the collector's edition and then the actual steelbook.

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So you have the steelbook and the fucking game.

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Take note, please.

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Everyone else is doing a fucking collector's edition.

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Has she licked it?

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She, I haven't asked her, but I know she will have.

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I'm going to lick it when I go.

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She 100% will have.

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She smelt the pins that come with it.

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It looks like a it looked like a very cool collector's edition.

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It had like a big magnetic artwork thing.

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Big old poster.

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It's cool shit, man.

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Only Nintendo would make games taste like things.

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Why?

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Why do they do that?

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To stop you from eating it.

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But if it tastes nice.

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No, it doesn't taste nice.

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It does.

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Some of them taste like strawberries and shit.

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It's not designed to taste nice.

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That's your taste buds are fucking.

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No, right.

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Google it now.

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I promise you they do it so that kids won't eat the fucking games or adults.

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Apparently they put that horrible coating on the pins so that when you lick it or when

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you when you put it in your mouth, it's like well the why they make antifreeze tastes like

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shit because it looks nice and colorful and enticing for kids to drink.

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Yeah, you're right.

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Mine tastes like strawberries.

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Is this the stuff that my mom used to put on my nails to stop me biting it?

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Yeah, I think it is.

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And I used to just bite through it.

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Yeah, it's very similar.

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It's like this is gross, but I'll get through it.

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I was really bad for biting my nails and my Nana did that to me and she'd give me a fucking

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ice lolly and it all dripped down my fingers.

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I made the mistake of licking it all off.

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Nice.

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Fucking grim.

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Delicious.

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You don't see that anymore that shit.

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Has she got a new switch?

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Yeah.

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So does that mean you're having her old one?

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Nah, nah, nah, nah.

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That was never on the cards.

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That was never something that I was fighting for.

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She's got them all set up on her.

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See where the telly is.

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There's little compartments for all the consoles and she had to take the Wii out of the slot

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that was under the switch because obviously now there's another switch there.

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Are you taking a picture of my utrid?

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Yeah, one of the geysers at work just watched Last Kingdom.

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He's a massive fan.

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So he'll be loving this.

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Oh fucking send him a picture of the other side then.

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Oh yeah, go on.

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What's that then?

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It says, I am utrid of Bebenberg and I shall take what is mine.

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That's yeah, that's sick.

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It's cool, isn't it?

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I don't think you can see it like that.

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There we go.

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Yeah, that's very cool.

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That's a quick one while we're there.

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If you actually taking a picture of a signed Funko that I've got.

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I got quite into getting signed Funkos at the moment and like the main group that I'm

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in is a group called Ink to Grails and there's a guy that runs his whole thing is he gets

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loads of shit signed by all sorts of people and I've started to get quite a collection

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from I think all my signed Funkos bar one is from this person.

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So I said I'd give them a little shout out.

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They're called Ink to Grails and they've also got like a sister thing going on.

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I think it might be the same person, but if it isn't forgive me called Woody's memorabilia,

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but they do so much sign shit and they have an auction on their Facebook group every day

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of loads of really cool shit.

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It's fucking sick.

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So yeah, if you want signed stuff Ink to Grails on Facebook, get yourself over there because

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there's some mental shit and they're rinsing my bank account dry.

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There's a shout out.

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I just spilled coffee all down myself.

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I think that this game is going to be mental.

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Yes, I well I hope so.

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I was listening to a review on the way over and I got about five minutes in and I turned

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it off.

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I was like no like they just spoiled stuff straight away.

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Well, they didn't worry about warning.

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No, yeah, no, there's not really spoilers, but there's things I just didn't want to know.

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So I don't know.

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This is why I don't I always used to watch reviews over and over and over again, not

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the same ones, but before a game come out for review come out and watch reviews and

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a lot of the time they're just like, oh yeah, we're not spoiling anything, but there's like

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three abilities in the game and bloody blah.

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And then you're just like, right, well, I know there's three abilities in a game.

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You know, that's a spoiler in itself.

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So now after I got my third ability, I know there's no more things like that.

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I know they don't mean to be spoilers, but it pisses me off.

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Yeah, but that's still something interesting.

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Exactly.

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Exactly.

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So I just stopped watching or reading reviews.

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You don't need to though because you got the game.

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I know, but I'm just so excited.

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I just want to consume all information about it.

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So I started listening and he said, oh yeah, the shrines are back in the game and I fucking

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hate the shrines in Breath of the Wild.

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I hate them and I was hoping they weren't going to be in it, but they are.

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And that's just annoyed me.

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One that they're in there because they're just boring and there was about 200 of the

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cunts.

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Secondly, I didn't want to know.

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I wanted to discover that myself and I was like, why am I doing this then?

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Turn it off, Dickhead.

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They might be different though.

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Hopefully, but that's what I mean.

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I'll just turn it off.

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And I decided as a homage to Steph, I'm going in with an open mind regarding weapon durability.

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I'm going to go in and give it another go with the weapons.

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I'm just going to go in and just with clarity and just think, right, it's not going to annoy

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me.

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I'm just going to get on with it.

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You are aware that changing the weapon also resets the durability.

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You mean, you mean, yeah, yeah, but that doesn't.

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And then you can also, I didn't know this because Steph told me you can tear down the

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weapons back to what they were to do something else to them or the same thing.

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We'll see.

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You see what I mean, so you can have the fucking stick with a rock on it.

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None of it matters when you get a master sword anyway.

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Take the rock off and then put another rock back on.

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I think it puts the durability back to whatever.

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I'd imagine with the rarest shit, you can't really do that.

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We'll see.

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I'm going in, I'm going in with an open mind.

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I'm going in blind.

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I'm going in with no fast travel locked in my brain.

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I'm not fast traveling because I think these games are just designed to just, just go.

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I mean, that's the beauty of these games is you just go out and they, they, they go, here's

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the world and you can, cause I already on Instagram earlier, I was just scrolling and

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straight away it said, you can finish Tears of the Kingdom within five minutes if you

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want much like you could in Breath of the Wild.

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Yeah.

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You could just go straight to the boss.

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I didn't want to know that you swirled that your dickheads.

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There's, I think I'm pretty sure little handy tip.

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I could be wrong, but I can't remember where I read it.

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I think there's presets on the vehicles.

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So you haven't got to make a vehicle every single time.

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You know, the, the clip where they made the boat and things like that and the flying cars,

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all that, all that type of stuff.

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I think there is a, a preset like pre-made type thing so that the options there, if you

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don't want to have to make something every single time, I think I could be wrong.

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I could be wrong.

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There could be people listening to this now going, what the fuck are you on about?

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Shut up.

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Yeah, that's the thing that worries me the most.

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Cause I'm not a creative person.

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So when it comes to light, I think that's why I've may have done it if they have done

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it.

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Cause I'm fucking someone.

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I see a tweet yesterday, someone saying someone has already made like a dragon with a massive

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penis that pisses fire or find a tweet.

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I'm not going to click on the video cause I want to discover it all myself.

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This is what I mean.

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These, this is, can you click on the video so I can see it?

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No, I'll send it to you.

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And I'm at home.

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So yeah, all these things, I just want to discover myself.

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So I've stopped reading reviews and I'm just, just going for it, man.

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And the reviews have been absolutely fucking insane.

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It has reviewed exactly how you would expect it to review.

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There's someone, my favorite thing that I've read about it is just someone on Reddit saying

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there's a reason why this was being cooked in the oven for so many years and that's it.

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It's like, I like that.

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Yes.

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It's just exciting.

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I mean, what's it been six years here is if you want to see Zelda tears of the kingdom

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robot with a fire breathing dragon penis here it is.

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So, yeah, no, send that to me.

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I'll bake it.

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I'll send it's a tweet.

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So I'm going to send you the tweaks.

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I don't want to click on it because I don't want to see it.

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I want to see the robot penis.

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Uh, Lang dog.

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Is it Lang dog?

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Is that my Twitter?

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No, I'm sending it to you via the WhatsApp.

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What is my Twitter?

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Stinky log.

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Oh, the stinky log.

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What is that picture?

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Um, so yeah, I'm, I'm very excited to get home and play it.

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I can't wait.

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I'm going to stick my headphones on.

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Um, I'm going to get a massive cup of coffee.

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That's fucking great.

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The thing is in breath of the wild, none of this sort of shit was in the game.

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That, that I'm telling you, you can watch that.

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That's not going to spoil a fucking thing.

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So good.

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That's so funny.

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In breath of the wild, people were creating like flying platforms and stuff just through

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like the games mechanics, but it was never like an intended mechanic.

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If you know what I mean, they discovered ways to get things in the air and then propel forward

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with them.

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It's fascinating.

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So obviously Nintendo have seen that and gone, that's fucking sick.

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You can do that in this game.

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We've created guarantee.

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They'd never thought that sort of shit would happen.

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Um, so they're like, why not actually just make that a feature?

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So it's done that.

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Um, and it looks very fucking interesting how you do it.

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But like I say, my worry is I'm not creative enough and I get frustrated with things like

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that where I'm just like, I build time.

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So I spend fucking 20 minutes building something and then it just doesn't work and it fucks

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up and I fall and drown and it just annoyed me because for me, time is precious because

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20 minutes in an evening wasted is quite a bit of game time to lose.

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Whereas I haven't got that 20 minutes to just fuck about and practice.

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So I'm going in with an open mind.

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I'm going in to enjoy it and it's going to be one of them games where I'm hoping it just

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takes me a hundred hours and I just enjoy it because the good thing is a gift and a

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curse with Zelda to me is I'm not really too bothered about the story.

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So in terms of like story spoilers, I don't really care.

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Yeah.

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I'm not bothered about catching thumbnails.

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What will annoy me is, Oh, look at the secret loot in this cave that you've missed.

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I've already unsubscribed from someone on YouTube because yesterday before the game

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had even come out, someone that I subscribed to, thumbnail and title was exploring the

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fucking something, something, uh, Island Shrine thing.

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I was just like, the game's not even out yet.

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Like you're spoiling key features, places, names, just your dickhead.

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So I like him as well.

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So I've unsubscribed.

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I'll subscribe back to him when I feel appropriate.

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But until now he's got time out.

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He's got time out.

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Loads of people were doing that for click bait and shit like that.

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There's so many, um, so many people have got their hands on it before it actually come

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out anyway.

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Um, there was, I, I even at some point, a couple of days ago, flicked through a Tik

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Tok live of someone playing tears of the kingdom.

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This was on like Tuesday or something like that.

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Um, obviously I don't care, but I scrolled away because I didn't myself want to gain

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any knowledge before Steph.

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I was like, I don't want to know anything about this game at all.

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I want to hear it all through Steph and for you obviously.

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Um, so I think it's a, it's yeah.

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You know, I was sick about this as well is I didn't do it with breath of the wild because

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I don't know why I'm very funny with my technology.

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Uh, I'm very light, not possessive over it, but I'm very anxious that it's going to break.

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So like, I don't like taking things outside.

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So I didn't really like take my switch out breath of the wild.

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Now it's just pretty much in my work bag.

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So now I think maybe I can play it when I've got downtime at work and it'll be fun depending

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on how intuitive the controls are.

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Um, predominantly I plan on playing on TV, but um, yeah, my main, the main concerns is

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what I want is I want the world to be a bit more filled because I felt like breath of

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the wild had a lot of just me really going on.

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Um, and the rewards were not, I didn't enjoy the reward.

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It was just like, Oh great.

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I've got a sword that's going to last fucking two minutes instead of 30 seconds.

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That's not a good reward for the bollocks.

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I've just had to do to get it.

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Do you know what I mean?

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So that's hopefully the reward system is in a way increased and better.

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Uh, some side quests would actually have actually, uh, any substance would be interesting and

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uh, appreciated.

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Well, that was in one of the reviews that you said, I know, I know.

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I have tried not to review it.

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Just then little snapshots.

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I've said it was like meaningful side questions.

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Um, and yeah, just not being, uh, not just being bland, bro.

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I just want to run around, enjoy it.

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Oh, my main Chris, probably my main criticism on par with a breath of the wild, which I

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hated with the weapon durability.

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My main criticism on par with that was the fact of like enemy variety.

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It was just like, it was either a bokoblin or a lion or it was like basically as a bokoblin,

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it was either a red one, a blue one or a green one and another fucking monster.

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And then occasionally, you know, some bugs or fucking the odd skeleton.

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And then like one or two, there was like some big monsters.

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I need more.

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I like loads.

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I need different enemies there are.

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I need loads of variety.

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I don't like just because it gets very boring fighting the same fucking monsters over and

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over again.

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Um, the combos in breath of the wild were very fucking boring.

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It was just like swing, swing, bang, swing, swing, bang.

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There was nothing to it.

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So all these little things I'm hoping they've, uh, they've built on if they have, then yeah,

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it seems that they have cause everyone's just like, bar, masterpiece, best game ever made.

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Which you know, leads me to think that it's probably going to win game of the year.

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It's not, but it is a big game.

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What do you think is going to win game of the year?

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Of course, legacy.

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But we've been over this.

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I know, but it's such a strange thing.

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I wonder if you can dress yourself.

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It's not a strange thing at all.

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I would say the same thing that I've already fucking said to you.

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I think tears of the kingdom deserves a game of the year.

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I think it, it surpasses anything that has come out this year.

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And I think it will be tippity top.

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However, the politics surrounding Hogwarts legacy of which I can't really be bothered

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to get into, I think we'll, we'll push it over the edge.

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I feel, because I feel that there's too many people that will want to piss off other people.

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So we'll make it game of the year to piss off a load of other people because that's

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what a lot of gaming communities are like.

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They like to just fucking piss people off.

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And the, the, the, the boycotting that was around Hogwarts legacy, I think that's like

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the perfect fuck you that a lot of people want to see is you wanted to boycott this

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game.

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So we've now made it game of the year.

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And I just feel like that it doesn't, it doesn't deserve game of the year.

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It was a very good game, but it weren't game of the year material.

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If it, as I said before, if it didn't have Harry Potter attached to it, it wouldn't have

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been as good as it actually was.

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I think there was a lot of hyper, there was a lot of, of weight on the shoulders of, of

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that.

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Um, so yeah, I, I just think that the Hogwarts legacy will take game of the year because

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a lot of people will vote for it just to piss other people off.

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But for the same reason, for the same way of me saying that there's also a lot of people

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that will vote anything but Hogwarts legacy to piss off a lot of other people.

490
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,320
So it's a, it's a slate in match on that one.

491
00:22:56,320 --> 00:23:01,400
And I just think that the game and community will, will, will clinch it on that one.

492
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:08,680
I think, but Steph made a good point saying that the people that play Hogwarts legacy,

493
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:13,200
not every single person that played Hogwarts legacy is necessarily going to be a gamer.

494
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:17,100
However, almost everyone that plays Zelda is a gamer.

495
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:21,660
So therefore when it comes to things like game of the year, those types of people give

496
00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:25,680
way more of a fuck than the people that have just picked up Hogwarts legacy because it

497
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,640
looks fun and not really that into gaming.

498
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,980
They've just thought they'd give it a go.

499
00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:31,240
That's not taken away from those people.

500
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:35,100
It's just proper gamers give more of a fuck about game of the year than anyone else.

501
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:39,080
I think the total opposite of, of, uh, I agree with Steph.

502
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:44,840
I think the total opposite of, uh, what you say is why it won't because of the outcry.

503
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:49,480
I don't see the outcry turning in its favor in any way, shape or form.

504
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:53,280
Uh, I just saw a funny thing from IGN, uh, about tears of the kingdom.

505
00:23:53,280 --> 00:24:00,820
And it said, uh, the developers of tears of the kingdom, uh, found exiting the long and

506
00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:02,680
winding caves in the game.

507
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:07,000
So tedious that they essentially would hit an escape button that was available to them

508
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:13,160
in a debug version of the game before late into later deciding to just include an ability

509
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:18,000
in the game that lets you do it, I, the one that lets you just walk through the floor.

510
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:22,120
So that was implemented cause they got sick of fucking trying to find a way out of the

511
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,120
cave.

512
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:26,960
So they thought rather than fucking make the caves a little bit easy to access the forward

513
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:27,960
just come up with this.

514
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:34,800
What I found as well on before I turned that review off was that the geezer said he's like

515
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:38,160
70 hours in, he hasn't finished it.

516
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:44,320
Um, and the world is, he says minimum twice as big.

517
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,920
The fucking game is humongous.

518
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,760
Like breath of the wild, Hyrule is huge.

519
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:50,760
Twice as big.

520
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,760
That is mental.

521
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:56,360
And, uh, you know, is that above or is that below?

522
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,040
Is that good or bad?

523
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:03,200
Well, because if you, if you're hopping back to what you've said, if, if breath of the

524
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:11,600
wild was seen as somewhat empty, um, and now they've made that world twice as big, if not

525
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:16,840
a little bit more, that's a, that's a tall order to try and fill that with exciting things.

526
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:20,520
Well, the thing is it might not have felt empty to everybody.

527
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,520
No.

528
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:27,640
Now the reason I feel it was empty to me is because as I say, I was, um, I was put off

529
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:32,480
of exploring because as I said, the rewards were so shit.

530
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,920
So I was just like, I don't really care to go and where is in Elden Ring?

531
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:36,920
I'm like, Oh, what's in that cave?

532
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:37,920
I want to go and have a look.

533
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:38,920
Yeah.

534
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,640
Whereas in this, I'm like guaranteeing that cave was going to be a sword.

535
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:49,480
But I think you'll also be amazed at how much a flying vehicle will, um, will negate the

536
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,720
need for filling a certain space with lots of enticing things.

537
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:59,400
If you can fucking fly around places, it's way more entertaining than, than I would rather

538
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:03,200
be able to fly from place to place in a, in a machine that I've built that looks fucking

539
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:10,720
wacky then ride on a horse or, or, or on foot for an area that has a couple more things

540
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,520
to make it more exciting because I'm having to ride through it.

541
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,840
That makes sense.

542
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,200
So and, and obviously this is a lot of it's in the air.

543
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,000
It's in the sky.

544
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,400
So it may be twice as big.

545
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,120
They're accounting for the fact that it may be twice as big because it's also twice as

546
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,920
big vertically.

547
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:32,280
I don't think the sky isles are like anything.

548
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,440
I think the sky was essentially what the shrines are going to be.

549
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,360
They're tiny little islands from what I've seen.

550
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:43,160
And people spoke about in preview events, they're like, oh, here's a little island.

551
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,160
Let's pop over to that one.

552
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,640
If I can get over there, let's build a flight.

553
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:49,480
They're like little puzzles up there, but it's been heavily rumored that there's a whole

554
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,080
another map underneath Hyrule.

555
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:56,840
So there could be like, you know, the subterranean level in Elden Ring.

556
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,120
There could be more of that.

557
00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:02,040
Well, I've just noticed got a notification that my, which I completely forgot about is

558
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,040
my tears of the kingdom.

559
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,480
Amiibo is being delivered today.

560
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,480
Yeah.

561
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,480
Steph got that.

562
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,640
I cannot wait for that.

563
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,640
Very sick looking thing.

564
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:15,240
When she did breath of the wild, she had all of her Amiibo's set up next to her.

565
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,240
Yeah.

566
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,240
Yeah.

567
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,240
Yeah.

568
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,960
Chess annoyingly.

569
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:20,960
You know me.

570
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:21,960
Won't open it.

571
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:22,960
Yeah.

572
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,760
So the Amiibo is going to be pointless.

573
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,080
Yeah, Steph contemplated that as well.

574
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,720
And I said, well, she said you can't, Nintendo had done it so that you can't scan it until

575
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,120
it's out of the box as well.

576
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,120
So yeah.

577
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:36,560
Well you can buy them on eBay, just the codes.

578
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,920
So you can scan them about thing.

579
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:38,920
Yeah.

580
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:42,360
But already those Amiibo's are double, triple the price on eBay than what they actually sell

581
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,360
for.

582
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,360
Of course.

583
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,360
Of course.

584
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:46,360
Doesn't surprise me.

585
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:47,360
Scumbags.

586
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,360
The Amiibo is very cool.

587
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:54,760
Also, I don't know if Steph knows, but the, it's got a cool implementation.

588
00:27:54,760 --> 00:28:02,880
It is the kingdom, whereas it reads your save data from breath of the wild and it will put

589
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,760
your horses from breath of the wild in your stable until you get them.

590
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,800
She's going to fucking love that if she doesn't already know that.

591
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,760
If she's got a horse named Stinky log or whatever.

592
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,080
It's called mini egg.

593
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:21,640
She's fucking obsessed with it and in breath of the wild, she was unexpectedly not sorry.

594
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:27,640
She wasn't expecting your horse to be involved in the last fight.

595
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:33,600
And I heard her scream cause she's like, no, no mini egg.

596
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,680
So I don't know if she does actually know that.

597
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,480
Oh God.

598
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,040
If she doesn't know that she's going to be so gassed when she hears that because she

599
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,760
fucking loves that horse.

600
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:47,000
She's like, she's like, I have more affinity with this horse than you.

601
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:52,080
So yeah, names, a name look and everything will be, it will be transferred and that horse

602
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,320
will be in thing, which is really cool.

603
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,320
That is cool.

604
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,320
And I'm a huge fan of it.

605
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,600
Cause I had a horse called Roach on Witcher.

606
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,600
Nice.

607
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,080
Unfortunately, this is a completely new switch.

608
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,120
So you know, what do you mean?

609
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,120
Well, I've got a new switch.

610
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,400
When I breath of the wild, I had an old switch.

611
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,400
I sold it.

612
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,400
What is it not cloud?

613
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,400
No, it's not cloud.

614
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,680
It's a completely different account as well.

615
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:19,260
Oh, oh, I mean breath of the wild registered to that thing.

616
00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:20,980
So, you know, eat shit and die.

617
00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:23,120
I guess, but I'm not that bothered.

618
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,120
I'll find a new one.

619
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:28,760
You know, I'll find a new one and I'll call it, um, big fat mini egg.

620
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:33,000
I didn't know that you could, I didn't know that you could only have one animal crossing

621
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,440
island per switch as well.

622
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,060
I find that crazy.

623
00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:37,280
I can't wrap my head around that.

624
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,200
When you've got cloud saves and things like that, I can't, I don't understand why you're

625
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,520
limited to one.

626
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,640
Those people will fucking cheat the system.

627
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,640
Wouldn't they?

628
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,280
Like, yeah, but they already do with shit like that.

629
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,240
Yeah, I know, but they'll cheat it even more than they already do.

630
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,120
I don't know who gives a fuck really.

631
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,120
But there you go.

632
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,120
It's a single player game essentially.

633
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:58,720
And it's just a fucking a little, it's a, it's a great little game, fun little game.

634
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,920
If you're into that and I played it and I was like, yeah, I can see why people like

635
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:02,920
it.

636
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,280
Not my jam, but I can see why people like single player.

637
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,560
You can visit other people's islands.

638
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,560
Yeah, I know.

639
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,160
But essentially it's a single player.

640
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:15,160
But the whole point of animal crossing is to get nook miles, get more coins, whatever

641
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,080
you fucking called and keep buying new stuff and upgrading.

642
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:23,720
So if you negate a way of doing that by having multiple islands somehow, you've literally

643
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,880
ruined the whole game.

644
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,880
Yeah.

645
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,680
And you could ruin other people's games or not ruin it, but you know, it takes away the

646
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,920
whole fucking point.

647
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:35,160
So you can, so, so you can, so your horses can come with you.

648
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,280
I don't know the ins and outs.

649
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:41,240
I saw a thing earlier that said very cool and unspoken about feature of tears of the

650
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:46,200
kingdom is it copies your breath of the wild save data and puts your horses into, she's

651
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,480
not going to have it.

652
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,480
She's on a new switch.

653
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:57,160
Yeah, but then no, is she on the same account though?

654
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,200
Yeah, it'll be on the same account.

655
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,640
Maybe it might have cloud safe.

656
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,640
I must do.

657
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,360
If it doesn't, if it doesn't, that's upsetting you.

658
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,560
It doesn't, she's gonna have to start again on a old Twitch.

659
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:08,560
Oh God.

660
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,560
Who cares?

661
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:10,560
She loves, she loves it.

662
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,560
Yeah.

663
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,560
Yeah.

664
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,880
But then she might not, she might not care that much.

665
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,880
No, no, she definitely does.

666
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,600
She has to let me know.

667
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,600
She definitely does.

668
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,600
Yeah.

669
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:21,600
Yeah.

670
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,600
She must already know.

671
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,600
Well, actually, no, I don't know because she hasn't actually been looking at anything to

672
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,360
do with tears of the kingdom for the same reason as you.

673
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,840
She doesn't want to see anything.

674
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,720
She doesn't want anything spoiled for her.

675
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:35,400
The woman's fucking dressed up as link for the day.

676
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,000
So it's like she, she's in deep with this.

677
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,280
She's all over this shit.

678
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,040
I'm doing this for you, Steph.

679
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,040
I don't like it.

680
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,040
I've Googled it.

681
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:48,240
I don't like spoiling stuff.

682
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,480
How to transfer your horses from breath of the wild to Zelda tears of the kingdom.

683
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,480
So it is a thing.

684
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,480
It is a thing.

685
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,480
Confirmed.

686
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,320
You might want to use your horses from breath of the wild in tears of the kingdom.

687
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,520
Here's a simple card now to import them as a sequel to breath of the wild.

688
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,280
Tears of the kingdom brings a completely new yet from I'm not reading all that import

689
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,280
your horse.

690
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,760
All you need to do to import your favorite horse is a safe file of breath of the wild

691
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:13,240
on your switch with the aforementioned companion.

692
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,120
Sorry to the dozen of fans out there.

693
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,120
Your horses are lost forever.

694
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,120
And we've we you fans.

695
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,120
I mean myself.

696
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,120
I forgot it coming out.

697
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,560
We use mental.

698
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:26,800
If you have ego, if you have your save data on a different switch, use the cloud to transfer

699
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:27,800
it over.

700
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,800
Nice.

701
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:29,800
You can.

702
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,800
You really need the data stored locally.

703
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,960
Otherwise it won't work.

704
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:37,560
Now you simply go to any stable in tears of the kingdom and view your horses.

705
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:42,400
Your old horses will be available to you for riding around Hyrule and relieving the nostalgia

706
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,400
we all felt so long ago.

707
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,960
I've just texted her saying you can keep many because I'd feel like I don't want to hold

708
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,000
the I don't want to gatekeep this for a whole hour.

709
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,960
I'm excited for her reaction.

710
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,040
I'd like her to come out and do a dance.

711
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,840
I think I think she's welcome.

712
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:04,920
She was like, oh, like I said, I have fun on the pod and she was like, oh, I said, you

713
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,160
have fun playing Zelda and she was like, she was like, no, no, I'll wait for you.

714
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,000
I wait for said, no, I fucking wait for me.

715
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,400
I said, don't don't don't tease like that.

716
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,080
So whether she is playing it or isn't, I don't know.

717
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,080
I can't wait.

718
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:20,640
As soon as as soon as the kids go to sleep tonight, I'm making I've got a big cup like

719
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,720
wait for special occasions when big games come out.

720
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:28,480
I always say the gym tonight can be a late one and I make I make a fucking gallon of

721
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,480
coffee.

722
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:33,800
We're all going to be having late ones.

723
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,000
There's a fucking huge, huge update on.

724
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Wow.

725
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
So I'm all over that.

726
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000
I'm all over that shit.

727
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,520
So we'll all be fucking banging late nights game.

728
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,760
Yeah, I like it.

729
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,760
I like it.

730
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,080
And dick pics are going to be exchanged.

731
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,600
Oh, so much penis.

732
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,000
Yeah, so much penis zoomed in.

733
00:33:50,000 --> 00:34:00,360
Has she know I don't want to see that like that, you know, has she got a pro controller

734
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:04,480
because you said that she plays with the joy cons and that gave me an it.

735
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,960
Yeah, she's got a controller.

736
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,040
Yeah, I don't like the joy.

737
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,480
She flicks between between the whole lot.

738
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:14,280
I think she said she will be playing.

739
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,720
She'll start playing it on the telly and then she'll probably move to handheld.

740
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:22,760
Sorry, she she just said Jesus Christ, a load of crying faces.

741
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,360
Life is truly worth living.

742
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,360
Correct.

743
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:32,360
I just say I couldn't I couldn't gatekeep it from you on days like today to life truly

744
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,360
is worth living.

745
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,360
That's right.

746
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,960
I saw a tweet earlier from Brian Altano, I believe.

747
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:42,640
She said I've just looked it up and we'll be immediately doing that as soon as I can.

748
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,360
Yeah, good on her.

749
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:50,520
Good on from IGN and he was saying that it's a very special game for him because his young

750
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,240
daughter, I think she's only three or so.

751
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:57,240
They played Breath of the Wild together.

752
00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,840
And now this is coming out.

753
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,440
And she's like mega hyped as well.

754
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,440
And I'm like, I need to have that with my children.

755
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:09,840
Yeah, Tommy goes absolutely fucking buck wild for Astro Bot.

756
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:10,840
For Astro Bot.

757
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,320
Yeah, you know, the game that yeah, five Evelyn plays it.

758
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,320
She's almost platinum.

759
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,320
It's playing it herself.

760
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,560
She's got 17,000 coins because she's bought everything you can.

761
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,160
You can't buy nothing no more.

762
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:27,720
And whenever the PlayStation goes on, because Evelyn's like, oh, can I play Lego Star Wars

763
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,160
or Minecraft or whatever?

764
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:34,400
Soon as PlayStation goes on, he goes fucking nuts for it.

765
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,400
And he ain't stupid.

766
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,400
I can't be.

767
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,400
He's only two.

768
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,440
He won't be palmed off with a control that ain't on.

769
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:45,360
He ain't stupid because of the haptic feedback and that, it's obvious that that controller

770
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,440
is the one that's being.

771
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:52,360
That's crazy and it fucking, your kid can differentiate between haptic feedback on the

772
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,360
triggers.

773
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,360
I sent you a picture the other day, didn't I?

774
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,360
Them both playing Lego Star Wars.

775
00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:05,120
And I had one of the most wholesome moments on Tuesday since Tommy was born.

776
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,800
Gem sent us in the bedroom because she wanted to mop the floor.

777
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,600
So she was like, go and watch fucking Star Wars in the bedroom, you two.

778
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,600
She was watching the cartoon.

779
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,320
He sits there, watches it with me.

780
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:19,520
And we was laying on the bed watching the Clone Wars and the episode finished and a

781
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:20,520
new one started.

782
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:24,080
And out of nowhere, he started doing the theme tune with it.

783
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,600
It was da, da, da, da, da, da.

784
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:31,120
I was like, yes, you are truly my son.

785
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,600
I'm so proud of you.

786
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,600
It's Jedi.

787
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,400
Made a force be with you.

788
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,400
That's cool.

789
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,400
Yeah, it's cool.

790
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,400
I'm a huge fan.

791
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,800
I'd do the same thing if I had children, I'd be fucking getting them straight into gaming.

792
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,800
There you go.

793
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:43,800
There's some Funko pops.

794
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:44,800
There's a controller.

795
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:45,800
Off you go.

796
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,440
I genuinely think it's a fantastic thing.

797
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:51,200
I think obviously in moderation, don't go silly with it.

798
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,800
Don't go silly bollocks.

799
00:36:52,800 --> 00:37:00,120
But Evelyn on so she couldn't she's fucking ratchet and clank mate.

800
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,120
Mastered it.

801
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,400
You know, the jet boots, the double jump in the gliding.

802
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,400
Yeah.

803
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:08,200
You know, she is fucking she can do all the puzzles or, you know, them little riffs you

804
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,000
go in and all the jumping shit.

805
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

806
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Wooden fiddly.

807
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000
She can do all them.

808
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,560
And that was like, you know, a year, year and a half ago.

809
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:20,960
So three and a half for, you know, she was doing it at that age.

810
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:26,640
And I think personally for me, I think that is really good for like hand eye coordination

811
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,640
for the kids.

812
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:28,640
Yeah.

813
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:33,960
So her friends come around or like her gems friends, kids come around with them.

814
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,600
And if she's playing it or something, they'll be like, can I have a go?

815
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,740
And they're like, they're fucking shit.

816
00:37:39,740 --> 00:37:42,440
Them kids are fucking useless on ratchet and clank.

817
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:48,200
I don't want to say no absolute fucking noobs is what they are compared to your kids.

818
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,000
Ash, those little kids fucking useless.

819
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Yeah, exactly.

820
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,640
I didn't say it, but that is true.

821
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,640
So they're like, they're like, they can't walk in a straight line.

822
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:02,080
They can't work out in their heads that they think fucking thing.

823
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,360
Bear in mind, these kids, some of these kids are like two, three years old or whatever.

824
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:09,720
They can't work out in their heads that that analog stick moves forward and that one moves

825
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,240
the camera and Evelyn's like, just do that.

826
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:15,240
And they're like, you know what I mean?

827
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,240
Fucking control.

828
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:19,000
And it's like, I know it's just a computer game, but I really think, no, I think gaming

829
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,840
is good, man.

830
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:25,720
As much as people hate them, fortnight kids with the building, they're on fucking smack,

831
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,720
man.

832
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:30,840
There's something else going on there because you, it's, it is crazy.

833
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:38,880
I think admittedly, yeah, I think too much gaming for children is, it can be a thing.

834
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,040
They need to, they need to have a balance of both things, touching grass and playing

835
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,040
games.

836
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,680
Oh, I know that because I too much gaming for me.

837
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

838
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:46,680
I know I overindulge.

839
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:53,400
But I think that the gaming for not even just for children, just for anyone is so good.

840
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,000
It's so fucking good.

841
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:02,160
I also think that it gives them, let's say great hand-eye coordination and is fantastic

842
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,200
in the development of problem solving.

843
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,200
Yeah.

844
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:09,200
Because there's puzzles in these games, you know, puzzles in Ratchet and Clank, there's

845
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:15,440
puzzles in, not necessarily puzzles, but more things you need to, you know, do in a certain

846
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:19,760
order on like Astro Bot's play room or whatever it's called.

847
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,560
And she plays Minecraft.

848
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:26,680
She plays Lego Star Wars, which in its own right is difficult.

849
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:31,360
Some of it, cause she goes around collecting the, the mini figures and the bricks and the

850
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,700
mini sets or whatever, like all the collectibles.

851
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:34,700
Some of them are like really confusing.

852
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:35,700
You have to be certain characters.

853
00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:37,200
You've got a little fucking completionist on your end.

854
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,200
Yeah, she loves it.

855
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,200
She loves it.

856
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,200
And I like watching her do it.

857
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,480
It's enjoyable because it gets a bit frustrating.

858
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,200
I'm like, how can you not tell that's what you need to do?

859
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,200
But you know, she's five.

860
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,360
How can you not fucking figure it out?

861
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,920
And then when I sit back and look and go like the fact that she's worked these things out

862
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:52,920
is mental.

863
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,920
Yeah.

864
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:57,800
Cause there's things that she's done and I'm like, I didn't even know you could do that.

865
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:58,800
Genuinely.

866
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,120
She's gone places in Ratchet and Clank where I was like, I didn't know you could get there.

867
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,120
Yeah.

868
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,120
I mean, it's really, I love it.

869
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,120
You should encourage.

870
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,120
Yeah.

871
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,120
I do.

872
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,120
I just tried to do it in moderation.

873
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:09,120
Yeah.

874
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,120
But that's sick.

875
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:15,560
And then, and then when she's older, she'll become a streamer and then incredibly famous.

876
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,560
And then we can all ride on the coattails.

877
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:23,760
It annoys me that someone's going to end up marrying my daughter and she's going to be

878
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,760
into games.

879
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:29,160
It annoys me that I haven't got a girl, a wife that is into games.

880
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,160
Oh yeah.

881
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,160
Well, yeah.

882
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,160
But your, your missus is extremely supportive.

883
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,160
Oh, a hundred percent.

884
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,160
A hundred percent.

885
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,160
I'm blessed.

886
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,160
I'm blessed by that.

887
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:43,080
For someone who doesn't necessarily go, which even then that's a lie because she does game

888
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:46,720
because she's played all the fucking, um, anthology series.

889
00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:50,440
Well, she's played a little bit of some cause we never ended up getting through them, but

890
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,440
yeah, but still she likes, she liked watching.

891
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,440
There's a geezer called rad Brad on YouTube.

892
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,320
She likes watching him play all horror games.

893
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,320
Yeah, man.

894
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:02,920
So he says fucking I think you can be a gamer without necessarily having to play games all

895
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:03,920
the time.

896
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:08,040
I think if you're just in into that type of thing, if you're in that world, we're just

897
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,040
too overtop of me.

898
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,040
We're nerds.

899
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,040
We like next level.

900
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,760
I don't even think we're next level if I'm, if I'm perfectly honest, cause some of the

901
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,560
people that I knew would have encountered it on destiny.

902
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,960
There are people that play these games that fucking know everything.

903
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:20,960
Yeah.

904
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:25,560
But if I didn't have a wife and kids, mate, I would not leave my gaff and I would be playing

905
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,040
for 18 hours a day.

906
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,040
Yeah.

907
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,040
In comparison, that's a lie.

908
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,040
I wouldn't.

909
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,040
I'd stop for food.

910
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,040
I fucking wouldn't.

911
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,040
World of Warcraft.

912
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,040
Yeah.

913
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:38,320
There's definitely people that I, that I, I have played with in the past that are far

914
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,800
more nerdy than I am.

915
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:45,440
But I am with, with, with what's going on in this game at the moment, I am heavily leaning

916
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:49,720
towards becoming one of those nerds because it's just fucking, it's just gobbling me up.

917
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,720
I love it so much.

918
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:56,440
I'm nowhere near as nerdy as I used to be when I was younger because I can't now, even

919
00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:00,040
if I wanted to and no one was at home, I just get headaches.

920
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:06,240
I get headaches and my eyes get strained and I laugh my wrists out and I just can't and

921
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:07,240
I need to take a break.

922
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:13,080
But if I'm not gaming, I'm either like watching people play games or I'm watching Star Wars

923
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,520
or I'm doing something fucking nerdy.

924
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,680
I think you're more nerdy than I am.

925
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,040
Oh yeah, I agree.

926
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,920
But then you play World of Warcraft, I think that just notches you up 10 straight away.

927
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:25,360
I think you're, you're more, it's like we're just fucking sucking each other's dicks sitting

928
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,360
here.

929
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,960
I think you're more into the lore kind of thing.

930
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,520
You absorb that way better than I do.

931
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:31,520
I love, I love lore.

932
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,520
Way better than I do.

933
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:37,720
I think it's because me, like you talk about the lore on WoW, I know a bit, but really

934
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:39,640
not a lot in that vast universe.

935
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,200
I'm just there for fucking big numbers.

936
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,760
I want to be on the top of whatever I'm doing.

937
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:44,760
And usually I am.

938
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:45,760
I'm the opposite.

939
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:49,840
So theoretically, right, Diablo comes out next month.

940
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:50,840
Yeah.

941
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,880
Realistically, we're both going to be playing that.

942
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,880
Yes.

943
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,480
If it's cross-play, we're probably both going to be playing it together.

944
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:56,480
Yes.

945
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,480
You're going to chase numbers.

946
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,480
Yes.

947
00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,480
I'm going to read up about all the cool characters.

948
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,480
No, I'm going for the numbers.

949
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,480
Exactly.

950
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:02,480
I want the highest gear.

951
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,480
Exactly.

952
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,520
We're going to come across as fucking a boss or something.

953
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,080
I'm going to be like, he's sick and I'm going to Google him and he's going to be in the

954
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,080
games that were previous.

955
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,080
I'm going to kill it.

956
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,720
I'm going to read all the lore up about it.

957
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:12,720
I'm going to kill it as well.

958
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:13,720
But you know what I mean.

959
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:14,720
I'm just going to kill it.

960
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:15,720
You are right.

961
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:16,720
I'll just have that out.

962
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:19,320
I love a backstory on characters.

963
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,320
Anyway, let's move on.

964
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,320
We've been fucking chatting shit for ages.

965
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,320
Hold on.

966
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,320
I need a piss.

967
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:29,120
Sorry, I completely killed the mood there by really needing a piss.

968
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:30,120
Dead Island 2.

969
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,120
Hit me.

970
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,120
Oh, Dead Island 2.

971
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:37,920
I think it is a very, this is a very good game.

972
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:45,480
I think Dead Island 2 is a hell of a lot of fun, but ultimately I would not pay full price

973
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:46,640
for it.

974
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,640
And he didn't.

975
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:48,640
I didn't to be fair.

976
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:54,480
No, I got it when it was discounted on Amazon and then I had like, I think a fiver off because

977
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,940
I watched something on Prime Video.

978
00:43:56,940 --> 00:43:59,560
I think the graphics are great.

979
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,760
The combat is very fun.

980
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,080
The gore is, I've never seen stuff like it.

981
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,080
It's so fucking gory.

982
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,480
I wasn't, I wasn't saying that when you said you'd go for a full price.

983
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,480
You got it for free, essentially.

984
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:19,280
Oh yeah, I got it for free because I played it, completed it and then returned it.

985
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,280
Thanks.

986
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,280
Thanks Jeffrey Bezos.

987
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,280
Yeah.

988
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,280
Yeah.

989
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,400
Amazon will fucking let you return anything.

990
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,120
Obviously I don't think I can do that all the time because I'm sure that will flag up

991
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,520
and go, this guy's just buying stuff on a weekly basis, but the only stuff he returns

992
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,080
is video games.

993
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:42,240
But yeah, I, you can, you can play the entire thing online with other people.

994
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:43,600
I did none of that.

995
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,160
You can, you can set your session to public so anyone can join you.

996
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,800
And I did for about an hour and no one joined so far.

997
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,800
Like Dying Light.

998
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,800
Yeah.

999
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,920
And I was, after like an hour of doing it, I was like, you know what?

1000
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,440
I don't really want someone popping in randomly and fucking about.

1001
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,720
Cause I just closed it off.

1002
00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:00,760
Mark hadn't bought it.

1003
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:05,040
So he would have been the only person that I would have like jumped on it with.

1004
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,040
He's got it now.

1005
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,880
In hindsight, I should have just sold the fucking game to him or just given it, but

1006
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,400
hey ho, there it is.

1007
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,360
The, the story is nothing special.

1008
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,680
It really isn't anything, anything great.

1009
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:22,240
The side missions are somewhat pointless.

1010
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:28,600
The rewards from the side missions are very cool, but the actual need to do them is very

1011
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,680
minimal.

1012
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,280
You can go and do stuff.

1013
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:36,160
What I got annoyed with is obviously there's loads of different sections of the map.

1014
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:42,480
Like Venice beach and like fucking Hollywood Boulevard or whatever.

1015
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:48,880
And the, a lot of the side missions within certain areas or like hidden chests and shit

1016
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:55,000
like that are locked away by certain keys and shit that you don't get until further

1017
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,920
into the story or when you're in a different zone.

1018
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:02,480
And the gaps between that too much, like too much time has passed for me to remember that

1019
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:07,680
I've, Oh, I've got this case where I need to go back to this place in this exact location.

1020
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:13,520
So a lot, a lot of stuff was sort of like skipped over the, the character selection

1021
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,520
is quite cool.

1022
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,320
It's just, it's just funny.

1023
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:20,840
It's, it's, it's just comedic hack and slash zombies.

1024
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:25,160
I saw a thing before I started playing it, a review saying that the, the weapon mods

1025
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,560
system was very boring and bland.

1026
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,320
I thought it was really fucking good.

1027
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,680
I really liked it.

1028
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,560
I found my niche weapon.

1029
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:37,600
It was knuckle dusters and the speed on these motherfuckers.

1030
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:42,040
Like you were just swinging mental with these things and they were like fire once it was

1031
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,040
setting things on fire.

1032
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,960
And if I can, I had this, this perk card where if I killed something with a status effect

1033
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,280
on that blow up.

1034
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,400
So because I'm fucking setting everything on fire and then killing it so quick, everything's

1035
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,400
just blowing up around me.

1036
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,560
It was fucking, everything was going mental.

1037
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,920
Um, it's, it's a very fun game.

1038
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:04,240
The story, the ending without spoilers wasn't great.

1039
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:08,200
It ended very, very abruptly to the point where I turned around to Stefan was confused

1040
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,760
because neither of us knew if we'd actually finished the game or not.

1041
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,480
And then the credits started rolling.

1042
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:22,040
So I feel like that is a very blatant push for DLC because it's a very, um, cut ending.

1043
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,480
It's almost like it cut mid scene.

1044
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:30,320
So there's, there's, there's shit there that, that you could very easily have a DLC for,

1045
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:35,040
which I think is a bit fucking near because it's a very short campaign as it is anywhere.

1046
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,760
It's about 15 hours worth of, of, of gameplay.

1047
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,520
I think I did it in about 20 something.

1048
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:44,840
Um, so the room for DLC is there.

1049
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:53,800
The leveling system, you get different perk cards, um, like ground stomp and I don't know,

1050
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,520
uh, extra damage to, to attack in limbs and shit like that.

1051
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:01,320
Or you can fly and kick and you can send them into the air or you can fucking knock them

1052
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,320
down instead.

1053
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:03,600
There's, there's loads of different things.

1054
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:10,880
Just made a really nice variety of, of, um, of how you fight these zombies.

1055
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:17,160
Um, the, the difference in, in, um, in what the zombies were like was quite impressive.

1056
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:21,120
Um, I definitely didn't feel like I was just killing the same type of thing over and over

1057
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,960
again, even though they were very, very same.

1058
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:25,960
It didn't feel like that.

1059
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:26,960
I don't really know how to explain that.

1060
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,480
I think, I think it was a good game.

1061
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,800
I just wouldn't pay full price for it.

1062
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:32,800
It's not a 60 quid game.

1063
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:33,800
It's lucky you didn't then.

1064
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,800
It's lucky I didn't.

1065
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:35,800
I wouldn't pay 60 quid for it.

1066
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:40,080
I reckon maybe like if it's there for like 30 odd quid, I reckon go for it because it

1067
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,040
is a very good, good fun game.

1068
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:49,520
Um, it's just the, if you're, if you're looking to get it for in depth story and side missions

1069
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,880
that actually mean something, then you're in the wrong place.

1070
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,320
If you're, if you're looking to beat the shit out of zombies and have blood going fucking

1071
00:48:55,320 --> 00:49:02,080
everywhere and guts and for funny quips and shit like that, then, then Dead Island Tour

1072
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,040
is the game for you.

1073
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,040
Uh, apologies.

1074
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:09,320
Leng Dogg's, uh, review for that was supposed to be out last week, but the reason isn't

1075
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,320
because he forgot and that's just the way we operate.

1076
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:13,560
So I hadn't finished it.

1077
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:14,560
Yeah.

1078
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,160
But you said you didn't even talk about it last week.

1079
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,600
I didn't say fuck all about it.

1080
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:22,960
Um, would you say that, uh, I'm not going to play it.

1081
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,680
I might do if it's like heavily discounted, there's nothing out.

1082
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,240
It's not for me really.

1083
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:32,760
But, um, curiously would, do you think it's better than dying light too?

1084
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,700
No, no, no, no, no, cause I really liked I liked it.

1085
00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:39,240
I like to is, is such a good game.

1086
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:44,040
Um, funnily enough, Mark couldn't get on with it, which I don't really get cause we rinsed

1087
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,180
the first, so good underrated man.

1088
00:49:47,180 --> 00:49:49,880
Dying light too, was fucking sick.

1089
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:55,240
And I think in the night mode in dying light to compared to the cause of as you have a

1090
00:49:55,240 --> 00:50:00,880
man night cycle and dead Island too, it carries like the same sort of like energy.

1091
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,320
You're aware that it's nighttime.

1092
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:06,800
I don't think a lot changes in the nighttime on dead Island too, but it's still, it felt

1093
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,400
eerie like, Oh, I'm on my own.

1094
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:14,120
It's like, this is a bit, um, but no, it's not, they're two completely different games.

1095
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,560
Um, but she's crazy.

1096
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,720
Cause from the outside, looking in on the same, they look so alive.

1097
00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:20,720
No, they're so different.

1098
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:27,680
Cause I think a lot of the developers from whichever came first switched over to the

1099
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,280
other, uh, company.

1100
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:36,400
I think they were like at one point created by the same and they branched off into one

1101
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,400
or another.

1102
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:38,400
I believe that to be correct.

1103
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:42,680
I think the, the story and everything in dying light too is so much more in depth.

1104
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:46,820
So is you have a much greater attachment to what you're doing.

1105
00:50:46,820 --> 00:50:51,480
It's interesting that they also released their massive core update the same day that dead

1106
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:55,560
Island two came up because it also added light.

1107
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:59,440
The limbs coming off and like, cause it's got a really cool feature where like you can

1108
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:03,520
cut through their skin essentially on dead Island too.

1109
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:04,520
Right.

1110
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:11,000
So they're, they're trying to, you can, um, if you stagger a zombie in dead Island too

1111
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:16,600
enough, it comes up with a prompt where you can basically fucking one shot them and it

1112
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,800
changes per weapon you have.

1113
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:23,800
And like my favourite one is, is like a knuckle duster type weapon.

1114
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:30,320
Um, because you, you essentially punch your fist through their face and rip their eyes

1115
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,440
out.

1116
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,440
It's crazy.

1117
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:38,240
It, but the, the graphics and the detail of it is fucking mental.

1118
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:43,400
It really is like, if you, if you hit a zombie in their stomach, there's intestines and shit

1119
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,400
that are flying out.

1120
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,880
There's all sorts of shit.

1121
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,440
You can slice their heads in half and stuff like that.

1122
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,840
And you can snap their arms for a gore point of view.

1123
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:57,720
If dying light had that level of, of detail in terms of gore, then fuck me.

1124
00:51:57,720 --> 00:51:58,720
It's crazy.

1125
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:00,400
But yeah, two completely different games.

1126
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:05,160
Um, both 100% worth playing, but dying light too, is the kind of game where I would be

1127
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,600
happy to pay full price for it.

1128
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:11,360
Whereas dead Island two, I wouldn't want to pay full price for it.

1129
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:14,640
I think that says all you need to say about the metal.

1130
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:20,080
So I feel like dying dead on to need an auto loop system because there's so much, there's

1131
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:26,240
so much shit to pick up, but it's very tedious because the, I feel like the, like the imaginary

1132
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:31,300
circle around items, which you have to be within for it to prompt you to pick it up

1133
00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:32,300
is too small.

1134
00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:35,360
So you have to like properly be looking at shit to pick it up.

1135
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:40,680
Um, and with so much stuff knocking around for a first person view, um, game, it was,

1136
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,120
it was, it was starting to get a bit annoying.

1137
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,120
Yeah.

1138
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,080
I can see that.

1139
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:51,720
Um, war zone and call of duty in general.

1140
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:54,240
Uh, I got back into it a little bit this week.

1141
00:52:54,240 --> 00:53:00,400
I've been playing with the boys, uh, solely because they have bought out a rank mode.

1142
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:04,520
No, uh, that is it really.

1143
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:11,280
That's they've changed a few bits here and there, but that you cannot put a price on

1144
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,960
playing for something.

1145
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,440
Like war zone was always fun to us.

1146
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:21,480
We always enjoyed it was on to not so much, but still, uh, it was all right.

1147
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:27,000
Uh, but it comes a time where you're just like, it's just, you know, who cares?

1148
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,000
You know, I die.

1149
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000
I die.

1150
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1151
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:34,560
What's the, uh, but now, you know, there's a reason you unlock cosmetics.

1152
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,320
You can finish in higher ranks.

1153
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:40,520
The longer you stay alive, the more points you get, the higher the rank you go, the more

1154
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,600
kills you get, the more assists you get, you know?

1155
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,920
So where is this like that?

1156
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:48,120
There was a telling moment yesterday.

1157
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,200
I was the only one alive.

1158
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:58,080
Uh, you know, we're playing trios and instead of trying to Jason Bourne fucking heroic it

1159
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,480
myself, um, because it doesn't fucking matter.

1160
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:07,400
I sprinted to a buy station, uh, high risk to myself and bought one of my teammates back

1161
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:10,320
and then two seconds later I got shot and died.

1162
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:15,720
But I sacrificed myself to get another geyser back in or my mate back in and then, you know,

1163
00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:17,840
to try and prolong our lives.

1164
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,520
Um, and yeah, so instead of just being like, it doesn't matter.

1165
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:24,160
I'm just going to try and take everyone on Rambo it.

1166
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:29,960
Uh, you try and play a bit more and more tactically and I'm much more suited, uh, to tactical

1167
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:36,360
gameplay as opposed to fast pace jumping around corner, fucking slide canceling bollocks.

1168
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:42,360
I'm much more like, well that, that shit was such a killer camping essentially, but we

1169
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:43,360
don't call it that.

1170
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,880
Clarkie calls it tactically waiting.

1171
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:50,640
So that's what we tactically wait at windows waiting for people to run past that, that

1172
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:55,320
sliding around corners and like slide canceling and all that type of stuff.

1173
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:58,640
I find that so fucking annoying.

1174
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,000
It's so sweaty, man.

1175
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000
Yeah, I don't like it.

1176
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000
It's so shit.

1177
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:11,280
I wish that battlefield 2042 had actually kept the world in the palm of his hands rather

1178
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:16,800
than, rather than holding it and then slapping it against a wall and then smearing shit on

1179
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,760
that wall with the world attached to it.

1180
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:25,520
Because if that, if, if they had managed to keep that game afloat and keep it as good

1181
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:31,400
as the hype had thought it was going to be, then, oh Jesus Christ, because that game was

1182
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,400
fucking great.

1183
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:33,400
I think it is.

1184
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,800
I think they're doing another season.

1185
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:39,760
They're, um, it's got a lot more, a much larger player base.

1186
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:40,920
They've fixed a lot of problems.

1187
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,040
It's just going back to it now is difficult.

1188
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,640
I think if you've got EA at the helm, I think you fucked it.

1189
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:50,040
I can't disagree with you there apart from a Jedi survivor.

1190
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:51,840
It's hard to disagree.

1191
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:55,800
I think when you got, when you got a, I'll never forgive them for canceling battlefield

1192
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:59,160
two so early after they fucked the loot box fiasco.

1193
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:03,280
Cause that guy, as I say, every star wars fan is just like, it could have been, this

1194
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,280
could have been our game.

1195
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,200
It could have been our game.

1196
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,400
We want Titanfall three for fuck's sake.

1197
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,400
I want battlefield.

1198
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,160
Where the fuck is that?

1199
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,160
Battlefront three.

1200
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:18,160
Now did I send you the video of the battlefront mod?

1201
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:22,520
Um, of like people flying around in ships and stuff and having like co-pilots and all

1202
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:23,520
that type of shit.

1203
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,720
Oh, it looks so fucking cool.

1204
00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:26,720
It looks so cool.

1205
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:27,720
I love it.

1206
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:29,720
I love it.

1207
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:35,600
Someone was like, um, someone was like, it really tells something when a bunch of unpaid

1208
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:39,240
modders have made a better game than, than a whole studio.

1209
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:43,520
I've watched so many battlefront videos now still people playing modded servers and they've

1210
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:47,120
got like, they've got like all the clone wars characters in there.

1211
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,360
They've got so many additional heroes.

1212
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:54,960
And I'm just like, EA could have released one of these a month and charged and people

1213
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:55,960
would pay it.

1214
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,080
And then they went down to fucking loot box bollocks.

1215
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:01,960
And the annoying thing is for star wars fans is like, that was our online game.

1216
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:06,960
Um, and they could have monetized the shit out of it properly, but they didn't.

1217
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:12,720
Um, and when they finally turned the corner and sorted the game out, they went, now that's

1218
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:13,720
it now.

1219
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:14,720
Well, no, no, it's working now.

1220
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:15,720
It's cool.

1221
00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:17,320
You've took the shit out and you've sorted this out.

1222
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,560
No, no, no, let's cancel it.

1223
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:20,560
Just like you fucking have a laugh.

1224
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:21,560
Yeah.

1225
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:22,560
Yeah.

1226
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:23,560
It's just dead.

1227
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:27,080
So we've made our money from these loot boxes and you've all complained so much that we're

1228
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:29,560
now going to stop them, but we've made a load of money and we're running away.

1229
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:30,560
Ha ha ha.

1230
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:31,560
It makes me very angry.

1231
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,360
Fucking money grabbing little cunts.

1232
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:34,360
Yeah.

1233
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:39,920
So as opposed to playing wars, I'm previously to that I was back on, back on my, uh, star

1234
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:40,920
wars hype.

1235
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:41,920
Yeah.

1236
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:48,040
Because, uh, fortnight had a, uh, star wars, the star wars event is happening again because

1237
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:49,680
I made the fourth bit with you, of course.

1238
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:50,680
Of course it did.

1239
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:53,120
Um, how much money did you spend on?

1240
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,120
Nothing.

1241
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,120
Nothing.

1242
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,800
Because I already had fortnight fucking V bucks on there.

1243
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:58,800
Great.

1244
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,000
So I just went, yeah, I'll buy Anakin.

1245
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,280
And then I did the adult thing of not buying the pack.

1246
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,400
That's got all the crap with it.

1247
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:05,880
I don't want, I just bought Anakin.

1248
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:06,880
That's all I wanted.

1249
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:09,400
And then I proceeded to not play with him anyway.

1250
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,400
Nice.

1251
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,360
Um, but yeah, I've been playing that, but having a lot of fun.

1252
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,360
You can get lightsabers.

1253
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:14,360
You can, oh, it's just sick.

1254
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,040
I wish it was in permanently like that.

1255
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,040
That's the annoying thing.

1256
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,840
The best star wars game you can play at the moment online is full night.

1257
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:21,840
It's full night.

1258
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:22,840
It's fucking stupid.

1259
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:23,840
Like, um, I think that's about it.

1260
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:24,840
We've been, how long have we been talking for?

1261
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:25,840
Ages?

1262
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:26,840
We've got about, yeah, we've done about an hour.

1263
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:27,840
That's all you're fucking getting.

1264
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:28,840
That's what I pay dickheads.

1265
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:29,840
Yeah.

1266
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:30,840
There was, there was, there was a couple of things that I felt like dropping in this episode,

1267
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:31,840
but I'm going to, I'm going to bang them behind the paywall.

1268
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:32,840
Good fucking right.

1269
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:33,840
I mean, funny.

1270
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:34,840
We had a fucking banging episode last week.

1271
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:35,840
Absolutely banging.

1272
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:36,840
We, well, I'm not even going to tell you what it's about.

1273
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:37,840
It was a good episode.

1274
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:38,840
We got a lot of reviews on it.

1275
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:39,840
It was a good episode.

1276
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:40,840
It was a good episode.

1277
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:41,840
It was a good episode.

1278
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:42,840
It was a good episode.

1279
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:43,840
It was a good episode.

1280
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:55,840
I liked it.

1281
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:56,840
I liked it.

1282
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:57,840
We're going to do another one.

1283
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:58,840
Probably.

1284
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:01,840
It was a nice little change of pace on that one.

1285
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:02,840
Yeah.

1286
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:03,840
I very much enjoyed it.

1287
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:04,840
Me too.

1288
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:10,160
Now, if you motherfuckers want to hear that episode, you're going to have to pay for it.

1289
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,160
Yeah.

1290
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:12,160
It's worth it.

1291
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:13,160
You're going to have to pay for it.

1292
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:20,520
You're going to have to pay five pounds for one month and that gives you instant access

1293
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,480
to 20 something episodes.

1294
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:24,480
Is it 20, 21?

1295
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:25,480
I don't know.

1296
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:26,480
Exclusive episodes.

1297
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:27,480
One a week.

1298
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:30,080
Each one being a minimum of 30 minutes long.

1299
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:34,440
Some of them are close to an hour of just us talking about all sorts of different stuff.

1300
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:35,440
It's great.

1301
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,720
It's worth five pounds just for last week's episode, I think.

1302
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:39,720
It was a good episode, wasn't it?

1303
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:40,720
I really liked that.

1304
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:42,920
I think we did about an hour on that one as well.

1305
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:43,920
It was interesting.

1306
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:44,920
It was very interesting.

1307
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:47,920
I was going to say what it's about.

1308
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:51,280
There was a lot of community engagement on that one.

1309
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:55,480
It presented a lot of questions that other people could answer.

1310
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:56,480
It was great.

1311
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:59,920
If you want that, patreon.com forward slash what's the buttons.

1312
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:01,720
Yeah, five quid a month.

1313
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:05,320
You can fucking... I think it might be four pound 50, you know.

1314
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:08,200
I think it dropped it down.

1315
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,200
You can have that.

1316
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,940
You can have exclusive episodes.

1317
01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:11,940
One every week.

1318
01:00:11,940 --> 01:00:14,200
If you don't want it, that's fine.

1319
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:17,480
Just know that you're missing out on some serious shit.

1320
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:18,480
Some absolute shit.

1321
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:21,280
We're going to fuck off and do that.

1322
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:22,280
Thanks for listening.

1323
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:23,280
See you later, everyone.

1324
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:24,280
Hooray.

1325
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:45,240
Go parceurs.