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We're on. Hello. Welcome to episode 483 of What's the Buttons podcast.

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Now sick, sick, can...

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You go. Yep.

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Oh god, I've developed a cough on the way here.

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So pollen, you get done in by pollen? I get hay fever, I've never had a cough over it though.

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Well that can be what I was going to say, I was going to say it's our sixth consecutive year at the time it's gone for me to take the piss like that.

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I apologise, carry on. So it is a numbered episode, I can't remember what number it is. 45.

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45th episode. I'm back, thanks for filling in last week Steph.

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I haven't finished the episode, I have listened to a lot of it, very good as usual.

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Fantastic. Your list so you can...

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It's our list dickhead because half of it is your kind of shit as well.

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Is there any homework and stuff we need to talk about? I don't know, where have I been, what have I been doing?

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Why weren't I here last week? I was on a course, I passed.

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You passed it. Thanks for caring.

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Hooray. Yay.

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Well yeah, you sent me the list so...

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I sent you the list but I don't know if I want to go with the meat and bones of it.

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I think this is the first list you've ever done.

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No it ain't dickhead, I've done a few.

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This is the first decent list that I've done.

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I don't think you have. I have.

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I have, you're talking out of your skinny arse.

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You are a liar.

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This is all stuff that we can all talk about as well.

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Which is good. Which is decent.

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I haven't just picked stuff that only I know about.

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If anything, half of the shit on here you'll probably know more about it than I will.

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Especially the Star Wars bit.

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Well yeah, that's all me.

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But I feel like I want to open up with Redfall just because for some reason they keep popping up on our Instagram feed.

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Have you noticed that?

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No. Play Redfall is their account.

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I don't want to.

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And I downloaded Redfall on Game Pass obviously because it's free.

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I wasn't one of those suckers that paid 70 bones for the day one release of it.

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And I haven't actually played it because after seeing the reviews and the multiple multiple videos I've watched from it, I don't want to go anywhere near it.

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It looks fucking awful.

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It says something about it considering you've paid nothing for it and still don't want to play it.

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I don't want to go anywhere near it. It looks fucking wank.

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Really really poor.

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This goes against everything we spoke about the other day when we said we don't listen to reviews, meet you and wind up.

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Yeah, but this is also I know this goes completely against everything we said, but I'm not joking.

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Every single review that I've watched and I've watched about 10 so far are all negative saying the same amount of stuff and the gameplay speaks for itself.

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It's disappointing with how it's fair in considering this was classed as a triple A game.

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It's made by Arcane Studios, the same people that made games like Dishonored.

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They don't they don't make shit games.

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They're known for making some decent stuff and Redfall was one of these games that's hyped up to be the next big thing.

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And it looks awful, like really, really poor.

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The game design is terrible.

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The lack of NPCs is like a ghost town.

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But there was a thing where IGN did like a hands on thing sort of before it come out and everyone was ripping them saying that the person that was playing this was shit at playing video games because their aim was off.

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They were awful.

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Turns out from the multiple reviews I've watched and the multiple bits of gameplay that I've watched, it wasn't actually the IGN person that was terrible.

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It was the game itself because it's got no aim assist.

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It's basically got nothing to help you in terms of of shooting creatures and they dart around like motherfuckers.

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So it's impossible to land a shot.

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So it's just apparently it's just a horrible game to play.

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It looks really, really bland and boring.

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I'm not impressed.

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It looks really bad.

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I would be really annoyed if I'd paid full price for it.

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But apparently, according to Arkane, this is going to be their most supported game they've ever made and that they have no intention of of letting it go.

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Now, if it was me, I'd just go fuck this.

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We messed up back to the drawing board.

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We'll come up with something else because it looks terrible.

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Maybe they're looking for the No Man's Sky Redemption arc.

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Well, this is well, again, this isn't don't get it confused.

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This isn't Cyberpunk Terrible where they've managed to fix it after various amounts of patches and things like that.

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This looks this looks so poor.

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I can't even even the story from what I've seen.

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I can't understand how you can you can sort this one out.

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There's no cut scenes in it.

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Do you know that?

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I know I've seen all the reviews.

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It's awful.

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They look stinky.

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It doesn't look good.

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No cut scenes.

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It's all those still images, even even there's like holograms that you you can talk to throughout the game.

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And even they don't actually move.

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They just stand in a still position with dialogue.

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But you have to stay there watching them.

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They don't they disappear and they're imperative to the story.

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It just seems very poor.

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It's very, very, very poor.

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It looks shit.

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There's a class because obviously they've got different classes.

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The stealth class, you would have seen that they send out a crow to sort of mark enemies and tell you what's going on.

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But in a mind, it's a stealth class with the skill tree.

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If you level up that crow, when you send out, it identifies enemies and attacks them.

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And in doing so alerts every single enemy around that enemy that they're being attacked, thus diminishing the stealth aspect.

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It's very well designed.

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It doesn't look good.

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Also, you can't cycle through the weapons properly.

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No, like Destiny does it.

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You hold down triangle, whatever gives you a third weapon.

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You tap it. It goes to your primary and your secondary.

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Yeah, this doesn't do that.

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So, again, in the IGN gameplay footage, people were having a dig because there was one clip where they were inside a building and the guy swapped from, I think it was an assault rifle to a sniper rifle.

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And everyone was like, why the fuck you done that?

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Everyone was digging the person out thinking that they didn't know how to play an FPS.

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But what it was is you can't cycle through to your third weapon.

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So they've obviously pressed whatever the button is triangle to cycle to go to their next weapon, wanting it to be their shotgun.

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And it had to cycle through the sniper first.

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And in the midst of panic, you're going to go, fuck it.

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It's a gun. Let me fire it.

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So it just really doesn't.

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It doesn't bode well at all.

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You watched skill ups review, didn't you?

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I watched that's the first one that I watched.

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Yeah, that was that was so far the most in depth one that I've seen so far.

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All the reviews I've seen have been scathing.

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Like how bad it is.

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Even people that are quote unquote Xbox fanboys.

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Yeah, just the stealth kill animation is hilarious.

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Graphics. I'm not a graphics whore.

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Yeah, you just you just hit him in the back.

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No animation.

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They just flopped. They ragdoll on the floor.

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It's great. I wouldn't even call it ragdoll.

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It's funny. Spasm.

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Can't smash windows.

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It's very bland.

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The graphics are awful and I don't care for graphics, but they're awful in this day and age.

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The gameplay style.

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Stories really short.

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They're not even any story.

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The audio books you have to stand next to.

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You can't just walk off and let them play.

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It just looks pants.

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It just looks really shit.

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The same enemies.

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Which is crazy because Dishonored was really good.

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There's no mechanics in the actual boss fights, either.

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Deathloop was good.

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And then they've come and released this stinker.

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Which it ties in quite well with with another thing that's on our little well-made list in that.

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Starfield is the only other AAA game that's set to release from Xbox or Microsoft this year.

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So and that is just them too.

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That's it.

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So myself included and the skill up did talk about it as well in that starting to get a little bit jittery with how Starfield is going to play out.

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Not saying that it's going to be like Redfall where it's that awful.

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But if if you've got two AAA games that you're releasing and one of them has released like that, then and that's not even an ambitious game.

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What the fuck is Starfield going to be like?

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I'm really hoping that it'll be fantastic like we all think it will be.

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But it's yeah, even you're making faces.

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Yeah, only because obviously Redfall is 30 FPS as well, which is grim.

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It's unforgivable.

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It shouldn't be allowed.

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It shouldn't even be a thing.

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And the Starfield presentation, what we've seen, that looked like it was 30 FPS.

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So now we've Redfall releasing.

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You're starting to think maybe Starfield will release in that state.

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30 FPS in any game is unacceptable nowadays.

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You don't need 30 FPS anymore.

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So that's a concern.

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But I think whatever they decide to do, they have to use this as a lesson.

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And if it needs to be delayed further, you have to delay it because that's what they've got left in the tank.

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And Bethesda haven't got the greatest track record for un-buggy games.

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The bugs tend to work in their favor. It's kind of like the Bethesda charm.

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But nowadays people have had enough of it.

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Yeah, I feel like when you think of Bethesda, the bugs go hand in hand with that name.

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And yeah, they are sort of I think they've lent a lot into their buggy ways.

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Fallout obviously is fucking littered Skyrim.

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And you're right, some of them are hilarious.

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But again, I agree.

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2023, the state of gaming right now and our capabilities, people don't want fucking bugs anymore.

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The odd one or two, yeah, maybe.

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But you don't want to be paying 70 quid for a brand new game and then it be buggy to shit,

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especially if it's an open world game like Starfield is going to be.

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You don't want bugs. It's going to be very, very annoying.

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Well, I think they're fucked.

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I hope not because it is my most anticipated end of the year.

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Or you think Starfield is going to be done?

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No, I think Redfall has fucked Starfield up.

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I don't think it will be released now this year.

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I think it's, which is probably a good thing, but I think they have to because this by no means association

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has put so much pressure on Starfield now to deliver.

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There's nothing else really coming out.

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Triple A or otherwise, there's nothing that I can think of.

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The only reason I bought a fucking Xbox was for that Starfield.

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And that was over a year ago, nearly coming up to a year now.

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And I bought it for Starfield and it's still ain't fucking released.

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And here we are on the cusp of disaster.

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It's a very dangerous situation to be in because like we said, me and Steph were talking on the last episode.

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About the almost lack of difference now between consoles and that it is a lot of exclusives

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and what cloud services they can offer and things like that.

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When you have the exclusives that Sony has compared to what is currently being released over on the Xbox side of things.

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The bar is not being set very high.

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If Redfall is your triple A release, then because it is Redfall exclusive.

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It's not is it? It's not on PlayStation.

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Is it exclusive to to Microsoft? Yeah, so I believe so.

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So if that's your if that's your benchmark for your twenty twenty three exclusive,

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Sony doesn't really have to work too hard to bump over that.

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And with the lack of difference between PS5 and Xbox, Xbox X, Series X.

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Yes. God, it's almost like we're a gaming podcast.

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People do look at things like exclusives.

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And when you're coming out with stuff like that, I wouldn't be surprised if people start turning away from something like

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if they have to choose between an Xbox and a PlayStation, these are the type of things that will make that decision for them.

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Because it's one of the only benefits of having either console is the exclusives.

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Yeah, I feel well, that's the only reason I bought the Xbox was for Starfield.

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So yeah, yeah, you wouldn't have it if you had it on fucking PlayStation.

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But there is a state of play or whatever the Xbox variation of that is called coming up for Starfield next month, I believe.

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So we'll find out exactly what the crack is.

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And Phil Spencer was on the kind of funny podcast or X cast or whatever they call it.

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And he got asked if Starfield is going to be 30 FPS yesterday.

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And he said he will let Todd Howard reveal this.

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So, you know, I've read I want to steal his thunder.

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Not that 60 FPS should be something to cheer about nowadays.

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Or he's just don't want to tell us because it's very imagine that bragging that your games in 60 frames per second.

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I think it should be if this if it turns out that this is 30 FPS, then I think it's fucked.

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It's going to be a very difficult one to overcome because no one.

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The fallout over it being a red for being 30 FPS was embarrassing and rightly so because it just shouldn't happen nowadays.

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Not on the new consoles.

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It just looks dirty.

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I can't I snobbishly.

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I can't play 30 FPS anymore.

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So if Starfield comes out like that, I'll be distraught because that is my most anticipated game of the year.

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And yeah, I love Bethesda games, rightly or wrongly.

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I feel like 30 frames per second takes away from the immersion of what you're playing because once you notice that it's 30 frames per second, it's so janky.

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It's so horrible.

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Like when I played God of War and I had it on 30 frames per second and admittedly, I wasn't massively noticing it until I swapped over to 60 frames per second.

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And it was like, fuck me.

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This is playing so much better.

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Why you wouldn't put there must be something.

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There must be a reason why some games are locked out to just 30 frames per second.

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I'm not technically minded to understand it.

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There was a reason for it.

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And it was explained once on a by a developer who was explaining it for the Batman game, maybe not the Batman game, you know, the Batman world game Arkham Knights or whatever.

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Yeah, Carmen Boy is cool.

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So now that and he was saying why why a 30 FPS is used.

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It's something to do with rendering and disappearing and bloody, bloody, blah.

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And how much harder it is to put 60 FPS in is not just this flick of a switch, which obviously it's not.

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There's a lot more to it than, of course, everyone who's not a game developer would understand.

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Well, on the same account of that, if it's that fucking hard, why is everyone doing it?

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You know, there's a reason all these developers are making 60 FPS.

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So when you can't match that, unfortunately, you need to look at yourselves.

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Surely the hardware is there in it.

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What is there is tried and tested.

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We can we can have quality mode or performance mode.

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We can have 60 frames per second solidly throughout a game.

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So I don't know.

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To me, it just feels like it's a rushed kind of.

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It's fucking dirty, dirty, dirty bastards.

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We get away from that fucking shit game.

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Yeah, I won't be playing it anyway.

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I didn't want to play it.

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Regardless, if that had reviewed a 10 out of 10, I probably still want to play it.

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That's a lie.

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It's free on Game Pass.

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I probably would have.

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I was semi tempted.

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I'm just not interested.

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I'll give zero fucks.

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I feel sorry for the developers.

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I can't regardless of whether it's their fault, not their fault.

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I don't care.

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I don't like seeing people get shit on.

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Don't shit on developers is what it is.

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Move on with your lives.

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It's sunny.

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Go and touch grass.

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Yes, I'm only saying that because this is not Star Wars Jedi Survivor and it's not Star

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Field.

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If it was, I'd be very, very upset.

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I wouldn't be touching grass.

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I wouldn't be abusing developers, but I'd be sitting in a quiet room walking back and

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forth sobbing uncontrollably.

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It puts Microsoft in a sticky sticky situation.

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I can like I'm reading here on about Microsoft wanting to buy Blizzard, Activision, whatever

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they're fucking.

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I think they're still they're still calling themselves separate, but obviously that partnership

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there.

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And I know I wrote it down, but it is interesting when you when you properly go into it that

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that purchase was blocked by the UK.

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So Microsoft wanted to buy Blizzard and Activision was blocked by the UK for fear of cloud gaming.

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And we spoke about that a couple of times on the pod and bear with me the fear of cloud

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gaming in that the exclusives that Activision, Blizzard and Microsoft carry the the UK.

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I don't know what the governing body is called, but they feared that with though that gaming

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catalog, if they were to make those games exclusive, it would mean that the competition

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for other cloud gaming services would be diminished and that would stop innovation in competitors.

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So that's why they blocked they've blocked Microsoft from buying Activision and Blizzard

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because because they fear the UK fears that it would put a stop to innovation on cloud

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gaming, which is odd.

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It's very odd.

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This wouldn't have come about if Sony didn't object to in the first place.

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I wouldn't have thought so.

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What object to Microsoft buying them?

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No, it's only you've put up a bloody good fight, rightly or wrongly to stop it.

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And we have basically even though Microsoft said Call of Duty will never be exclusive

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to Xbox, they still don't want it.

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They've essentially monopolized the biggest FPS game there is.

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So to be honest, I don't care if I'm quite frank with you.

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I don't like the idea of all these companies buying up all these things anyway, because

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the only reason I've had to buy an Xbox is because Microsoft bought Profesla and that's

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the only way I can play Starfield.

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So the only reason I bought that is for that reason.

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So I don't like this purchase in bollocks.

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I know Sony have bought Bungie.

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So they own Destiny, which is a reason why I'd have to buy the next PlayStation and I'd

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have to buy the next Xbox because fucking Microsoft owned Profesla.

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So then you do care then?

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Yeah, I care.

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But I care that I don't want them to do it.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Yeah.

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It's too late for that.

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So it doesn't matter.

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I don't care that much for Call of Duty.

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It was going to stay multi-platform anyway.

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Yeah, but it's not just Call of Duty.

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What else is it?

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Diablo.

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Oh yeah, I know.

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But yes, let's be frank.

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I can give a fuck.

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Overwatch.

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There's multiple games there.

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No, there's cool games.

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Don't get me wrong.

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But the thing is with Xbox, they don't want what I don't think they don't.

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They don't want all these exclusive things.

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I just think they want, they just want subscriptions.

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That's all they want.

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That's all they care about.

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They don't want people to buy Xbox.

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These Xboxes will cease to exist before PlayStation will.

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You reckon?

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Yeah.

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Because Xbox don't care about the consoles.

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They care about subscriptions.

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You can already play fucking Xbox games through your telly without an Xbox.

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So do you know what I mean?

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How do you do that?

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Through cloud.

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All you need is an Xbox control, a game pass subscription and a telly that can do it and

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bang you can play.

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Don't get me wrong.

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I wouldn't do it that way because it's probably shit.

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But they don't care about the consoles anymore.

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What they care about is everyone paying X amount a month for the rest of their lives

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subscribed to Microsoft.

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So that I don't know their reasonings behind trying to monopolize all this stuff, but that

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is probably the reason.

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If they put everything on their game pass, then everyone will just buy that, won't they?

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I don't think they care for consoles.

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I don't know.

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I don't know what the answer is.

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Just fuck off buying everything.

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You greedy cunts.

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All of you.

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I just want to play my games without having to choose between what console I buy or not.

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That goes for you and all Nintendo.

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You're a bunch of cunts as well.

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You're all a bunch of cunts.

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I just want everything on one system.

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It's not going to happen.

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I know it's not.

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It's annoying.

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You're not listening.

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You're not listening to anything.

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What do you want about?

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If you had only one console, there'd be no innovation.

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There'd be no competition.

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There'd be nothing new.

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There'd be no fight for anything.

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No difference because it's all on one console.

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This is false.

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Of course it's not.

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It is.

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It isn't.

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It is.

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Of course there'd be fights for everything because still games need to be made.

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Games need to be bought.

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Yes.

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So the developers would have to outdo each other with their games.

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Consoles outdoing consoles is not helping anybody.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah, but consoles and services outdoes other things.

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If you had, say, you merged Microsoft and Sony together, so there goes Xbox Game Pass

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and there goes PlayStation Plus.

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You've now only got one thing that you subscribe to.

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Well now there's absolutely no difference in what you're subscribing to.

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So therefore, the things that Sony offers and the things that Microsoft offer, there

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wouldn't be a difference because it's all the same thing.

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So if it's shit, it's shit.

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Where are you going to go?

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It's the only thing that there is.

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Yes, I know.

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I know that's how innovation works.

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I know you need competitors, but I'm not thinking like that.

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I'm thinking it's fucking annoying having to buy three different consoles just because

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I like Zelda and Pokemon, just because I like Bethesda games and Sony has always got the

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big hitters.

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So, you know, I don't have to buy all three, but that is my hobby.

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I play computer games.

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So yes, I do.

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If I want to play the games I want to play, it's very fucking frustrating.

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What are you going to do with your Xbox if Starfield comes out and is capped at 30 frames

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a second and it's not nearly as good as we hoped?

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Same thing I do with everything else.

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Just keep it.

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I don't throw things away.

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I don't sell things.

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I just hoard stuff.

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Keep it in the corner?

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Yeah, it'll just sit there.

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My boy will just carry on drawing on it.

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Is he drawing on it?

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Yeah.

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What do you mean?

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I come home and there's bits of pen on it.

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He just draws on it.

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That's great.

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Is what it is.

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Not doing it no harm.

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A two turn on and all the chalk comes puffing out of the fucking vents.

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It just makes it a bit more colorful.

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Lovely.

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I care not.

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I just want to play all the sick games on whatever platform I have to.

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I don't care that Microsoft aren't buying Activision at the moment.

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I don't care that Microsoft are buying Activision.

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I care whatever happens, zero.

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Until it affects me, then I'll have the hump.

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Up until that point, do what you like.

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This is for big business, big wigs to argue about and stop moaning about who monopolizing

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this.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Sony are going out purchasing loads of different fucking companies.

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Microsoft are doing the same, but then all of a sudden when it's a big company, they've

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all got something to say about it.

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I don't give a fuck, to be honest with you.

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It's a shitting competition, isn't it?

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Who can fuck over who the best?

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Exactly.

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Who cares?

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I think Sony are just embarrassed because Xbox have been like, oh, we're putting Call

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of Duty on Nintendo for the next 10 years.

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They've just signed this deal that lets them have it for the next 10 years and we're not

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going to take it off the consoles.

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Why don't you do the same?

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And Sony are just embarrassed to deal with them or something.

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I don't know.

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That's all I get from it, but who cares, man?

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Who really cares?

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As long as you can play the games you want to play, who gives a shit?

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This is for the big wigs and the money, man.

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That's what it's about.

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A gaming podcast brought to you by Reese and Ash.

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Yeah.

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But who cares, man?

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Who cares?

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Who cares about this, man?

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Who cares?

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Shall we talk about something that you do care about then?

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What's next on the list?

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What are you doing on your phone just scrolling through fucking Sudoku or something?

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You've been sat here.

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What?

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Looking at your list.

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Talk about Star Wars.

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Okay.

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What do you want to know?

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I want to know everything because I haven't seen anything on it.

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I've stayed completely away from it.

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At the end, it's very good.

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It's 10 out of 10.

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I've already given it a 10 out of 10.

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It's the way it goes.

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It's S tier.

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It's S plus.

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It's everything I could have ever wanted in war.

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I was concerned, but once again, I did what I did on God of War and I absolutely speed

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run the story because whenever the kids are on YouTube, all I'm getting is thumbnails

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popping up of Star Wars stuff and I'm getting spoiled left, right and center.

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I got spoiled yesterday on something and I've already finished the game.

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I just haven't done the side stuff.

481
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:16,320
So that upset me, but yes, it's better in every single possible conceivable way.

482
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,320
The graphics are better.

483
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,320
The game plays better.

484
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:23,640
It looks very familiar on the surface when you haven't played it, but the feeling of

485
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:28,760
everything is amplified by 10.

486
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,280
The haptic feedback is great.

487
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,080
The lightsaber swinging and it feels powerful.

488
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,880
It felt long.

489
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:40,640
It did feel long, but I loved it.

490
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,080
So I wanted it to never end.

491
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,680
Is it one of those where there's going to be a third one?

492
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,680
Oh yeah.

493
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,960
It's a trilogy for sure.

494
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,520
I've already said that before this even come out.

495
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,800
It's such a weird way to play games.

496
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,800
Well the way I play.

497
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,800
Yeah, yeah.

498
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,800
I can't get my head around it.

499
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,760
It will annoy me more if I get spoiled.

500
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,680
I feel like you're missing out.

501
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,920
I'm not because I've got so much more game to go and play now.

502
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,920
I'm not going to do it all.

503
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:07,920
I'm going to platinum it.

504
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,520
Yeah, but what if them side missions make the story more rich?

505
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,520
Well they will.

506
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,520
I'm going to go and get them.

507
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:14,520
I'm going to go and get them.

508
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,520
That's what I'm saying.

509
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,840
It's pointless now because you've already finished the main story.

510
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,320
So they can't make it more rich, can they?

511
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,640
Because you've already done it.

512
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,360
No, they can supplement it.

513
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,720
They're going to make it more rich.

514
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,160
They're their own side pieces.

515
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,240
You know what I mean?

516
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:32,240
For example, Star Wars 1 or Jedi Fallen Order if you will.

517
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,240
Spoilers.

518
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:39,480
If I had known that fucking Darth Vader was going to turn up in that game before it happened,

519
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:43,200
that would have had zero impact for me.

520
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,680
When Darth Vader turned up in that game, I fucking screamed.

521
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,680
I stood up.

522
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,680
I dropped the control.

523
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:49,680
I was gassed.

524
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:53,480
If I saw that before that moment, it wouldn't have had that impact.

525
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,440
I'd be like, oh, this is that bit.

526
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,760
What do you mean?

527
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,680
It would completely ruin it for me.

528
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,680
But what do you mean?

529
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,280
How can I explain that any better?

530
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,520
I'm talking about side missions.

531
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,160
Are you talking about if you saw it spoiled for you?

532
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:11,200
You said you don't know why I play that way and I'm explaining why I play that way.

533
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,280
I rushed the story because of what I just said.

534
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:18,000
If Darth Vader had turned up in the first one like he did and I knew he was coming,

535
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,440
I'd have been like, oh, it's this bit.

536
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:24,360
But not knowing and when he did turn up, I went nuts.

537
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,360
I was not expecting it.

538
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,880
I was like, oh my God.

539
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:31,600
It made it a memorable moment for me, a very exciting moment.

540
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:36,200
If I'm watching, if I'm sitting there and I look up on YouTube and I see Darth Maul

541
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,280
versus Cal Kester, someone will be like...

542
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,240
So don't go on fucking YouTube while you're playing it then.

543
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,240
I'm not.

544
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,480
The kids are on YouTube and it just pops up.

545
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,080
Why are they watching Star Wars?

546
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,080
They're not.

547
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,080
It's just on YouTube, you knobhead.

548
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,880
They use the same YouTube as you do.

549
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:49,880
Yeah.

550
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,880
That's why.

551
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,880
That's your problem then.

552
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:52,880
Whatever.

553
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:57,840
You should have a media silence for a week before these games come out.

554
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:58,840
That's what I did.

555
00:29:58,840 --> 00:29:59,840
Is it?

556
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:00,840
I wasn't on YouTube.

557
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,840
I wasn't on my damn YouTube.

558
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:02,840
Well, then you should...

559
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:08,400
But like the week before, you should litter your feeds with like, I don't know, fucking

560
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:14,080
Peppa Pig and F1 and then your algorithms is going to be Peppa Pig and F1 for the next

561
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:19,120
week and then when you played it, you can then start banging on the fucking Cal Kester

562
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,120
stuff.

563
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,120
I didn't go on TikTok.

564
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,120
I didn't go on Twitter.

565
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,120
I didn't go on Instagram.

566
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,000
I didn't go on YouTube for the whole time that I waited till I finished this game.

567
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,080
So I did exactly that.

568
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:34,040
But if I saw what I saw before it happened, I'd have been devastated.

569
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,200
There's loads of things like that in this game.

570
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,000
So none of that happened.

571
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,600
So it's not my fault, like you said, because none of it happened.

572
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,600
I avoided it all.

573
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,880
I finished the story.

574
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:44,880
Very happy, very content.

575
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,240
And now I can go and do the side stuff.

576
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,240
Game of the year?

577
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:53,980
It's a lot better than Hogwarts Legacy.

578
00:30:53,980 --> 00:30:55,200
Is it game of the year though?

579
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,160
No, because Zelda comes out next week.

580
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,760
Oh, you're fucking obsessed with this shit.

581
00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,760
It's not going to be Zelda.

582
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:00,760
What is then?

583
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,760
It's not going to be Zelda.

584
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,760
What is then?

585
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,760
Why would it be Zelda?

586
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,760
It's not.

587
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,760
It's just not going to happen.

588
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,760
Okay.

589
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,760
Well, you're adamant there's going to be Hogwarts Legacy, which is very funny.

590
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,800
It ain't going to be Redfall.

591
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,560
There's nothing else popping out.

592
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,560
Exactly.

593
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:18,400
I feel like it wouldn't be Hogwarts Legacy.

594
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,440
You put a £50 bet on this one.

595
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:26,040
I feel like it wouldn't be Hogwarts Legacy if it didn't have three separate fucking release

596
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:31,280
dates till you get reminded throughout the entire year that this game exists.

597
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,240
Because right now, no one's talking about Hogwarts Legacy.

598
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,240
It's done.

599
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,240
No one's interested.

600
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,920
But has it come out yet on the PS4?

601
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,920
Is it out yet?

602
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:40,920
I think so.

603
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,640
I think it came out last week or so.

604
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,640
Right.

605
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,760
So then you've still got Switch it is coming out on.

606
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:49,920
So you get to revamp that game of the year goodness.

607
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,320
Did you get an update today, I believe, or yesterday?

608
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,320
No one cares.

609
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,320
That's the problem.

610
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,320
I just don't...

611
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,320
I don't know.

612
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,720
Like I say, it was a good game.

613
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,720
I enjoyed it for what it was.

614
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,720
It was very good game.

615
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,120
I really enjoyed it to be fair.

616
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,480
I just I said from day one, it's never going to be game of the year.

617
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,480
Never.

618
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,200
I just don't see Zelda being game of the year.

619
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,200
Why?

620
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,280
It's one of the biggest games on the planet.

621
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,280
I know.

622
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,280
I know.

623
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,280
I know.

624
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,800
It's one of them once every fucking 10 years almost games.

625
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,600
So no, it's as big as GTA style, that sort of shit.

626
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,000
I can't see how it won't be gaming it.

627
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000
I just can't.

628
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,440
All them previews are coming out saying this shit is mental.

629
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,480
We've played it.

630
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:34,520
This shit is actually going to blow your brains.

631
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,440
Did it win game of the year when it came out last time?

632
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:37,440
Breath of the Wild?

633
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,440
I'm sure it probably did.

634
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,440
I have no idea.

635
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,440
I have absolutely no idea.

636
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,440
It might be gobsmacked if it didn't.

637
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,440
When does it release?

638
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,440
What?

639
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,440
In Tears of the Kingdom?

640
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,440
Yeah.

641
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,440
Friday?

642
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,440
It is Friday.

643
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:51,960
Steph's got a Switch in and she's refusing to fucking use it.

644
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:52,960
Until what?

645
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:53,960
Until that comes out.

646
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:54,960
Yeah.

647
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,960
Well, I sort of said her birthday.

648
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,960
Which is when?

649
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,960
8th of June.

650
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,680
Yeah, 8th of June.

651
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,120
2007 game of the year winner was Breath of the Wild.

652
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,120
It was Breath of the Wild.

653
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:13,840
Like, listen, ready?

654
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:20,720
Breath of the Wild beat Super Mario Odyssey as well as Horizon Zero Dawn, Persona 5 and

655
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,360
PUBG 2.

656
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:27,600
PUBG was a contender in 2017.

657
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,600
Fuck me.

658
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,600
It's a weird catalogue of games.

659
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:33,840
It won three awards including game of the year.

660
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,560
It's won 189 total awards.

661
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,680
It does look good, doesn't it?

662
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,240
It's gonna win game of the year.

663
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,480
I don't want it to.

664
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,680
I would prefer it to be Star Wars and I'd probably prefer it to be Starfield, one of

665
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,120
the two, because I'm more interested in them.

666
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,360
It's not gonna be Starfield.

667
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,120
No, it probably isn't.

668
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,880
And it's not gonna be Star Wars and it's not gonna be Harry Potter fucking legacy Hogwarts

669
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:56,880
shit.

670
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,360
It's gonna be Zelda, I'm telling you.

671
00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,360
I'm so scared.

672
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,600
It's gonna be.

673
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,080
I'm so scared for Starfield.

674
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,080
You're scared?

675
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,080
I'm fucking terrified.

676
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,360
I can't wait for that game.

677
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,800
I'm fucking, I'm dreading the fact that-

678
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,240
It's your space orgasm.

679
00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:12,240
I know it is.

680
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:15,120
It's everything you could ever want from a space game.

681
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:19,280
It's your accessible star citizen.

682
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,480
That is what this is for you.

683
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,000
It looks fucking, it looks good.

684
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:31,560
And I'm just really nervous because when you got Bethesda that are heading that, it just

685
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,640
seems very, it seems very odd.

686
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:35,880
You know what I mean?

687
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,680
Is space their thing?

688
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,080
I don't want Skyrim in space.

689
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,840
I don't want it to feel anything like Skyrim.

690
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,360
It's gonna feel like Skyrim and Fallout.

691
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,560
I don't want it to feel like that in space.

692
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,560
That's tough.

693
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,560
They have to, they're, ah.

694
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,160
They're gonna innovate.

695
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,720
Of course they are.

696
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:55,880
As long as it's not terrible.

697
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,440
As long as it's a seven out of ten.

698
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,720
I can deal with it man.

699
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,720
Like, yeah.

700
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:07,760
As long as it feels like a Bethesda game and it's open world, which it obviously is, it's

701
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,560
open fucking universe.

702
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:13,840
And yeah, you've just got that little bit of Bethesda replay value.

703
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,920
That's all I'm really bothered about.

704
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:20,760
I'm not expecting fucking miracles, but at the same point they need to pull out miracles

705
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,760
at this point because otherwise fucking Microsoft's fucked.

706
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,760
Is it a single player?

707
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,760
It's a mess, yeah.

708
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,240
It's a single player game.

709
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:28,840
They're my favourite games man.

710
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:29,840
But Outer Worlds.

711
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:30,840
Yeah, I didn't like that.

712
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,840
You didn't like that?

713
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:32,840
No.

714
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:33,840
Do you want to be a fan of that one?

715
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,840
It was trash.

716
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,680
Which was a shame because I really fucking.

717
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:38,680
I really liked Outer Worlds.

718
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:44,280
Yeah, well I really rate the Obsidian, the company that made it, I rate them highly.

719
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,920
They made Fallout New Vegas, which is fucking incredible.

720
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,840
So yeah, I just thought it was so janky and woofy.

721
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,800
I'll give it a good old go as well.

722
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,160
It was janky and woofy.

723
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,160
Yeah, it was weird.

724
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,160
Very woofy.

725
00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:00,080
Why was it Obsidian that made New Vegas and that then?

726
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,080
What happened there?

727
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,080
I don't get that.

728
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,080
I think Bethesda contracted it out to them.

729
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,080
Third party did it.

730
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:11,240
We have that, we can't be bothered.

731
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,960
But do you know what I'm realising now that it really hurts me?

732
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:14,960
Go on.

733
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,240
There's no Star Wars games.

734
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,240
There's not enough.

735
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,240
No.

736
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:22,480
Like where, like May the 4th be with you.

737
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,800
Was yesterday.

738
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,600
That's when you get all the good deals.

739
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,720
All cheap games, cheap fucking collectibles.

740
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,720
Assigned Mandalorian.

741
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:30,720
Prices.

742
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:37,680
And then there's all these fucking, all these like sales and obviously Fortnite's got the

743
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,680
Anakin skin.

744
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,200
You had a deal as well.

745
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,200
You got some decent shit.

746
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,200
Yeah I got some stuff.

747
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,200
No they weren't deals.

748
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,240
They were just fucking releases on pre-order.

749
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:48,280
No the fucking one that you picked up it was like 8 quid.

750
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,680
Oh yeah that's just me being fucking smart as fuck.

751
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,600
You didn't even know it was 8 quid did it?

752
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,600
Yeah I did.

753
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:55,600
No you didn't.

754
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,600
Yes I did.

755
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,600
No you didn't.

756
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,600
What are you on about?

757
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,160
You, it had a price tag on it for 15.

758
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,160
I looked on the website.

759
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,160
Yeah.

760
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,120
To see what, if they had any cheap Star Wars figures.

761
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,120
Go on.

762
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,120
That said 8 pound.

763
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,120
So I went there.

764
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,120
Said 15 pound.

765
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,480
I went up to two and said how much is this?

766
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,480
They said it's 15 pound.

767
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,480
I said it says 8 pound on the website.

768
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,480
They said yeah you're right it's 8 pound.

769
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,480
I said thank you I'll have it.

770
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,480
So I knew it was 8 pound.

771
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,480
I wasn't the one who bought it.

772
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,840
And what I should have done is buy all of them and then put them online for 20 quid.

773
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:21,840
You should have done.

774
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,840
I know but I'm not scum.

775
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:23,840
But you didn't.

776
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:28,480
Anyway, yes there's no Star Wars games and that makes me angry.

777
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:32,160
Where is my live service Star Wars game?

778
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,440
What's that noise?

779
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,480
I don't know it's a magpie.

780
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,480
You have a live service.

781
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,480
No not that one.

782
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,480
Not that one.

783
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,360
Well until that one dies they're not going to have another one.

784
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,360
Well they need to.

785
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,000
They're missing out on fucking.

786
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,320
Like Battlefront 2.

787
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,080
It's a travesty that they cancelled that.

788
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,000
Because that would have been an absolute fuck.

789
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:01,320
If they didn't put all them stupid loot boxes in and just kept slowly adding every now and

790
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,600
again like every season.

791
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,600
This is what EA does.

792
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:09,940
Yeah but why didn't they do a battle pass system and every season release a new hero.

793
00:38:09,940 --> 00:38:12,720
Because battle passes are fucking sickening.

794
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:15,400
I'm sick of those fucking things.

795
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,400
You might be.

796
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:20,440
Here's a full price game and then for £10.99 here's more shit.

797
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,120
Well they don't need to make it full price.

798
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:26,040
If they made that free, free to play just like Destiny.

799
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,440
They could have easily gone oh right well now Battlefront 2 is free to play.

800
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,520
Here's a season pass.

801
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,720
Every season we're going to release a new hero.

802
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:37,040
And here's loads of cosmetics for the heroes you've already got.

803
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,040
Blah de blah.

804
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,640
That's my wet fantasy dream.

805
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:40,840
I want that.

806
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,120
I want Star Wars.

807
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,880
I will buy all the cosmetics.

808
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,480
I will play the game until it's dead.

809
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:47,600
Just give me that.

810
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,200
This is what you want.

811
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:58,040
You want an amalgamation of Destiny meets World of Warcraft in Star Wars.

812
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,040
Battlefront 2.

813
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,560
No Battlefront 2 is not that though.

814
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,080
Battlefront 2 is not that.

815
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,520
Battlefront 2 is just Call of Duty dressed in Star Wars.

816
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,520
No it's not.

817
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,520
It's Battlefield.

818
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,120
Same fucking thing basically.

819
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,120
What is that blasphemy?

820
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,480
Oh it is now isn't it?

821
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,960
We both played the last Battlefield.

822
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,720
It ain't fucking nothing special.

823
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:18,720
They've lost their touch.

824
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:26,840
But that's just a first person shooter with some cosmetics.

825
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,040
You're telling me if Destiny.

826
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,000
So imagine Destiny as it is.

827
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,120
Yeah as it is.

828
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:41,120
But rather than it being absolutely what it is, it's Star Wars with the Star Wars lore

829
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,880
and the different fucking lightsabers and the blasters and all that type of shit.

830
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:45,880
I don't care.

831
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:46,880
Why?

832
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,820
I don't care if it's fucking Tetris with Star Wars skin.

833
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:51,040
If it's live service I'm in.

834
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,400
Yes but this is what I'm saying though.

835
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,560
If you had something like Destiny but it was completely Star Wars.

836
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,960
What I'm saying is I'm happy with Battlefront 2.

837
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:58,960
That was fine.

838
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,840
Yes but you could do better than Battlefront 2 because it's just a fucking first person

839
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,320
shooter with a lightsaber in it.

840
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:04,320
It is.

841
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,320
It is.

842
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,320
It's nothing special.

843
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,320
It's completely different.

844
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,440
It's got all the heroes that you have to pick but you have to get the points to be able

845
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,800
to get them and then you can turn a tide in the battles.

846
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,120
Yes but this is what I'm saying though.

847
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,280
It's been done.

848
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,280
Done to death.

849
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,280
You don't need it.

850
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:32,000
Whereas if you had like the Star Wars MMORPG, if you had a very very recent new fucking

851
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:38,600
graphics, the whole lot like that that you could play on console you'd be all over it.

852
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,680
If you had Destiny but it was Star Wars you'd be all fucking over it.

853
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:47,640
The closest thing that we've got to a live service fucking Star Wars game is Fortnite.

854
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,960
It's fucking stupid.

855
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,680
At the moment there's the fucking Star Wars event on there.

856
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:58,840
So you've got fucking Anakin, you've got Padme, you've got all the old Star Wars skins that

857
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,440
I've got anyway.

858
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,760
And you can go down, you drop on a map, it's Fortnite, it's Battle Royale but you can go

859
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,520
in these little rifts with Darth Maul and Obi Wan.

860
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,880
You can get force powers and come out of a lightsaber.

861
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,960
I mean you can find blasters on the floor.

862
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,520
It's basically just Star Wars in Fortnite at the moment.

863
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:18,440
But that will go and then it'll be nothing left again.

864
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:22,920
The closest live service is Star Wars The Old Republic.

865
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,560
You know this, you've played it.

866
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,480
We've both played this.

867
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:32,320
But it didn't hold you the same way that it would if it was fucking brand new.

868
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:38,360
That game would hold me by the penis and pull me along at whatever pace it liked if it was

869
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,080
on the PlayStation.

870
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:44,760
I can't play but I am going to say this, I am going to give it another go.

871
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,000
You could set up a controller.

872
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,480
For two reasons.

873
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,680
One, I want more Star Wars.

874
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,400
I need more Star Wars.

875
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,840
I need a Star Wars I can go and play every single day.

876
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:56,840
Three reasons.

877
00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:01,200
Two, I've finished Jedi Survivor and I want more.

878
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,640
So there's four reasons.

879
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:07,040
Three, I forgot what my fourth reason was.

880
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:11,280
My third reason, Darth Malgus, the character that I've just pre-ordered.

881
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,800
He is my Black Series figure that I've just pre-ordered.

882
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:19,800
He is like the main guy, the main Sith Lord from that.

883
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,800
So I want to see what that's all about.

884
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:31,000
Four, is I watched all the cutscenes for the expansion announcements all the way through.

885
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000
From the game announcement.

886
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,320
What for Old Republic?

887
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,600
For every single thing.

888
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:38,320
Obviously, it's not representative of the product itself.

889
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,520
It's a cinematic.

890
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:41,520
Fuck me.

891
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:42,520
Cinematics are cool though, aren't they?

892
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:47,200
If I could do naughty things to that, I would.

893
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,840
It is the best fucking lightsaber.

894
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:54,000
These little fucking couple of minute trailers that have got stories in it that are better

895
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,120
than some games I've played.

896
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,440
It's getting me moist all around my crotch.

897
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:05,760
This is why I can't understand why it hasn't...

898
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,200
Why?

899
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,960
Why has this thing not been fucking beefed up?

900
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,200
You haven't even got to make a new game.

901
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:17,360
Just Star Wars, the Old Republic and just fucking beef the graphics up and then throw

902
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,880
a load of money into it because the money has to be there.

903
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,000
This is fucking Star Wars.

904
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:26,280
How is it not being funded to its fucking eyeballs with nerds, you sweaty little cunts?

905
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,880
I think now we are going to see...

906
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:33,480
There's a lot of Star Wars games in production at the moment.

907
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,240
There's Real Time Strategy 1.

908
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:41,560
There's another Respawn game, which is who makes Jedi Fallen Order and Survivor, but

909
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,280
that's a first person shooter.

910
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,360
There is a Real Time Strategy game.

911
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:51,360
There's a game from Quantic Dreams, which is Detroit Become Human.

912
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,760
So it's one of them.

913
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:53,760
Very good fucking game.

914
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,640
So there's going to be a Star Wars version of that.

915
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:56,640
There's so many...

916
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,120
There's Knights of the Old Republic remake.

917
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,920
Hopefully that's the easel of the day.

918
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,480
I think there's two actual shooters.

919
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:10,760
I think now, obviously recently EA have lost their 10 year fucking...

920
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:11,760
Fuck them.

921
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:18,680
They've lost their 10 year contract with Star Wars or exclusivity rights to make Star Wars

922
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:19,680
games.

923
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,680
So now it's a free throw.

924
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:25,960
Oh, you've got the Ubisoft Open World one, which Assassin's Creed is great for me.

925
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,040
I quite like Valhalla and stuff like that.

926
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,520
It's not great, but whatever.

927
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,600
Stick that in a Star Wars world.

928
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:37,360
Give me all them little islands I can go to, but in a fucking spaceship and as planets,

929
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,520
then I'm fucking all over that.

930
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:45,000
I just want to be in a Star Wars world running around with a lightsaber doing stuff.

931
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,120
So I think we're going to see the next big MMO.

932
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:51,920
We're going to see the next big live service game soon.

933
00:44:51,920 --> 00:45:00,400
Why is Star Wars The Old Republic not that fucking live service massive Star Wars game?

934
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,880
Surely it's everything that you want.

935
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,880
Everything's there.

936
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,420
I can't understand.

937
00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:09,800
This is coming from an outside point of view of someone who isn't into Star Wars.

938
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,400
Well, I can't tell you that because I don't know MMOs.

939
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,640
I don't know the history of the game, but what I can tell you from what I've read, it

940
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:20,640
is just built on such an old system.

941
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:24,560
It just feels like it's just breaking at the seams at all times.

942
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,800
But I say, there's a lot of people that fucking love it.

943
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,920
There's a lot of people that started in 2022.

944
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,320
I love all them videos.

945
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:36,720
I played Star Wars The Old Republic in 2023.

946
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,120
Let's watch this.

947
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,120
They love it.

948
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,120
You know what I mean?

949
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,120
So it's there.

950
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:45,720
It's something to play, but I just need to just play Star Wars at all times, basically

951
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:46,880
is what I'm saying.

952
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,640
So just give me any Star Wars games and I'll buy them.

953
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,840
I'll play them and I'll love them.

954
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:57,600
Card games, strategy games, puzzle games, shooting games, football games.

955
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,340
I don't care what it is.

956
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,160
Star Wars it and I'm in.

957
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,160
Easy money.

958
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,840
I'm just fucking I'm sorry.

959
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:11,320
I'm trying to Google why this MMORPG is not bigger than it should have been.

960
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,720
Well, then it should be.

961
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,920
So they announced an update yesterday.

962
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,640
Come up on my thing, but I don't know anything about it.

963
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,400
So I don't I can't have an opinion.

964
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:26,840
But Knights of the Old Republic, MMO.

965
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:33,320
We estimated the daily player count of so was the old public's 223,811 with a total

966
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:37,680
player base of 11,779,000.

967
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:38,680
It's not terrible.

968
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,920
It's not awful, no.

969
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:50,020
But you know, it now says the last 30 days on steam, it's had 5,852 average players.

970
00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:52,200
So I don't know.

971
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,000
I don't know if it's doing well.

972
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,280
I don't know if it's doing terribly.

973
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:59,240
It must be doing something if they're still updating it after all these years.

974
00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:02,560
Do you mean there must be something going on?

975
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,080
I'm going to try it again.

976
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:12,080
I'm going to jump back in and we'll see if I can, you know, get involved.

977
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:17,280
I think it's still it's still alive because there's nothing else like it at the moment.

978
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:18,280
I agree.

979
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:24,200
If if something else come out that was very similar to it, if you if you took the the

980
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:29,640
world that is World of Warcraft and just completely turned it to Star Wars, but kept the same

981
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:34,520
mechanics, the raids, how it all works and things like that, it would be fucking huge.

982
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:35,520
It would be massive.

983
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:40,560
No one's telling me that you can't do that when you've got the Elder Scrolls online.

984
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,560
Yeah.

985
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,560
On console.

986
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:43,560
Yeah.

987
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,840
On all consoles, on on PC, on laptops, whatever.

988
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:47,840
It's doable.

989
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,640
You can play World of Warcraft with a controller now.

990
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,000
You can do it quite successfully.

991
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,720
Loads of people do it now.

992
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:53,760
You can map the buttons up.

993
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:54,760
There's add ons for it.

994
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:58,080
Like it's a supported thing now, which never used to be.

995
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,840
And I've seen how it works and it isn't fucking that complicated.

996
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:06,280
So not too many toolbar buttons to press.

997
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:07,920
No, no, no.

998
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,040
It's weird, but it is majorly doable.

999
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,120
So I agree.

1000
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,480
I just why?

1001
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,920
Why is this not possible?

1002
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:22,200
I don't know if it's had something to do with this 10 year lapse that EA have had it for

1003
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,560
10 years where no one's been able to do anything.

1004
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,600
That's why I think there's so many projects in the world now.

1005
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,000
I think you're just going to.

1006
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000
It's Disney owned now.

1007
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000
They're just going to churn it out.

1008
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,000
So have they?

1009
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,920
So EA.

1010
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,440
So is it EA owned the rights?

1011
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,440
Yeah.

1012
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:43,840
To create only only EA could create Star Wars games for 10 years and they created fuck all.

1013
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:44,840
So what?

1014
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,320
Battlefront 1, Battlefront 2.

1015
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,080
Who the fuck give it to them?

1016
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,080
Squadrons.

1017
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,080
I don't know.

1018
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:51,080
Some Wally.

1019
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,000
I don't know who started on fucking squadrons.

1020
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,720
Absolute waste of time.

1021
00:48:55,720 --> 00:49:00,520
All they've done that's been productive, I guess, is fall in order and now Jedi survival.

1022
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,520
Let's respawn.

1023
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:07,800
I feel like that in itself is cornering the market.

1024
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:13,960
Having one one developer have the rights to an entire franchise that they didn't even

1025
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:14,960
create.

1026
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,680
How much have they wasted that?

1027
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:17,680
So much.

1028
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:23,680
They could have like they had FIFA, you know, they had all the branding for, you know, no

1029
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,680
other football game could have all the licenses.

1030
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,600
They had that in the palm of their hands and they've shit that out of the bed.

1031
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:29,840
Now it's not called FIFA no more.

1032
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,240
It won't be.

1033
00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:35,320
And they've had Star Wars where they could have really nailed that down and just been

1034
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,320
like the front runner.

1035
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,320
They could have created.

1036
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:42,080
I mean, they tried to create the live service game Battlefront 2 and it could have been

1037
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,680
the apex legends for Star Wars.

1038
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,900
They fucked it with the loot boxes.

1039
00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:51,640
And then when they when they restored the faith, they fucking abandoned it.

1040
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,120
They've abandoned it and they're not making Battlefront 3.

1041
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:58,080
They've said that because they put all their eggs into the battlefield 2042, which also

1042
00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:59,080
fucking died.

1043
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,600
So it's just like, what are you doing?

1044
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:07,240
You could have now people's outrage about Battlefront 2 because they see the mods for

1045
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:09,720
Battlefront 2 on the on the computer crazy.

1046
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:13,680
I can't do them because I'm not on the computer, but they've got all the characters, all the

1047
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,280
characters that they could have released.

1048
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,040
You think one of these a month.

1049
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:20,720
I'm telling you, man, this is why Skyrim still massive because their mods, modern communities

1050
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:23,040
are fucking crazy with the shit that they can do.

1051
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,040
It's incredible.

1052
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:25,240
That's what I mean, man.

1053
00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:29,320
They could have season past this shit up much like Apex and they could have had their little

1054
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:35,840
fucking they got greedy money making and they fucked it because that hot.

1055
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,040
They don't care about the about the fan base.

1056
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:42,920
As long as that shit's making money, they don't give a fuck.

1057
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:43,920
And it would have made money.

1058
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,320
That's what you care about.

1059
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:50,240
Yeah, but they don't they aren't prepared to take the risk because it's easy cash loot

1060
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:51,240
boxes.

1061
00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:52,240
It's just fucking gambling.

1062
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,360
I don't agree with loot boxes.

1063
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,440
Yeah, but it's not though, because it's gone.

1064
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:56,440
It's dead.

1065
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:57,440
It's not easy money.

1066
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,520
They could have had money, money, money at the time.

1067
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,640
They thought it was easy money because that's why they've done it.

1068
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,040
But they've just gone and fucked it.

1069
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,040
Why?

1070
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,040
Twats.

1071
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,040
The increase.

1072
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:15,080
Star Wars isn't even in my top 10 of things to do in this kind of world, but I can respect

1073
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,480
it entirely.

1074
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:25,400
And even I know that if you if you had a current MMORPG for Star Wars, I'd be on that shit.

1075
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,400
I'd be all over it.

1076
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,400
The entire universe.

1077
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:31,920
If you could fly spaceships and shit like that, not like how Destiny has it, where it

1078
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:35,960
is effectively loading into one fucking map constantly.

1079
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,960
Good God, it makes me want to put a bullet in my head.

1080
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,480
It's fucking annoying.

1081
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:40,920
Why is that a thing?

1082
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:41,920
Fuck you.

1083
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,280
It's so stupid.

1084
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:50,160
Anyway, if you had it so that it was it was streamlined and it was huge.

1085
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,840
Imagine something like No Man's Sky.

1086
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,520
But it's you get out.

1087
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,420
It's Star Wars, bro.

1088
00:51:56,420 --> 00:52:00,640
You get out and you you aren't Anakin, but you can fucking look like Anakin, Anakin,

1089
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:01,640
Anakin.

1090
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:02,840
There's transmogs for it.

1091
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,360
You know, I mean, you the possibilities with it are crazy.

1092
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,360
Why?

1093
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,480
I'm well, we know why.

1094
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:15,720
But I'm really hoping that once this is all said and done and have nothing to do with

1095
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:22,920
Star Wars, that we will see some mental stuff of it, because how the fuck has no one tried

1096
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,760
to milk that cash cow?

1097
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:28,080
If everyone's so concerned with making as much money as possible, Star Wars is where

1098
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,080
it's at.

1099
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,760
You can one IP in the world.

1100
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,920
You can come on number two.

1101
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:36,000
You can fucking rinse it for anything you want.

1102
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Rinse me.

1103
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,400
I'm not going to rinse me anything.

1104
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,400
You do anything you want.

1105
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:40,400
Pick me up.

1106
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,400
So I pick me up, turn me upside down, shake my pockets.

1107
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:43,400
I'm begging you.

1108
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:47,200
Yeah, look, look at something like Elder Scrolls.

1109
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:51,600
Look at something like World of Warcraft and go, oh, let's do something in the Star Wars

1110
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,600
universe kind of like this type of thing.

1111
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:58,560
If you had Elder Scrolls online, but it was Star Wars.

1112
00:52:58,560 --> 00:52:59,560
Fuck me.

1113
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:00,560
You'd be wetting yourself.

1114
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,280
I'd like cross play.

1115
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:08,200
Because obviously Elder Scrolls online isn't fucking cross play, which I find pathetic.

1116
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:12,160
But if you had something like that, I don't care how much money is.

1117
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,320
I'm having it because you know it's fucking sick.

1118
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,320
I want it.

1119
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:16,320
Please, mummy.

1120
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:17,320
That's what we want.

1121
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:18,840
That's what I want.

1122
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:20,560
And I'm hoping it's on its way.

1123
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,200
It has to be.

1124
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,600
It has to be.

1125
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:30,920
I know you know how you get like a TV show or a movie or stuff or something that you

1126
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:34,200
like and go, yeah, that'll be a really cool game and blah, blah, blah.

1127
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,680
We've all done it with loads of shit.

1128
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:40,200
I feel like Star Wars is one of the only things where you can truly go, yeah, this would make

1129
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,200
a sick game.

1130
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,880
This bit would make a sick game and that bit and this bit and this bit and it genuinely

1131
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:44,880
would.

1132
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:45,880
You go, that would be sick.

1133
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:46,880
That'd be sick.

1134
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:47,880
Let's do that.

1135
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:48,880
Let's make that.

1136
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:49,880
Why?

1137
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,840
Star Wars is the go and it forever will be.

1138
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:53,840
So I'm just waiting.

1139
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,840
I'm biding my time.

1140
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:58,840
I'm doing all my Star Wars in on all my Star Warsy games.

1141
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,960
There's a wasp that's just flown into the podcast room.

1142
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:07,600
I'm going to jump on the MMO at some point in the distant near distant future.

1143
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,280
That laptop's going to need some updating.

1144
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:16,120
Probably after I've platinum survivor.

1145
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,120
Wipe the dust off of that.

1146
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,120
Yeah.

1147
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,880
And then that is getting fucking, that's getting done.

1148
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,280
Because I was really enjoying what I was playing with it.

1149
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,360
I don't know why I ended up stopping playing it.

1150
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:28,360
I was enjoying it.

1151
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:29,360
Was it because of your wrist?

1152
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:30,360
No, it wasn't that.

1153
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:31,360
It was actually all right on there.

1154
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:32,360
It was just getting a bit overwhelming.

1155
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,360
I didn't really know what I was doing.

1156
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,360
I was getting a bit confused.

1157
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,360
Yeah.

1158
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:38,800
But that's how all MMOs are though.

1159
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:43,000
You don't know what the fuck's happening until you've got to sink your time into it.

1160
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Yeah.

1161
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,320
It's a very good story apparently.

1162
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:50,920
The stories in that are like, because it is essentially Cotor 3, which they didn't get,

1163
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,400
we didn't get.

1164
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,600
So that is essentially what it is.

1165
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:55,600
So I'm all for it.

1166
00:54:55,600 --> 00:55:05,000
I read a thread on Reddit and it was asking why people still play the old Republic.

1167
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:11,600
And yeah, like 90% of the people that answered said the story and the arcs and things like

1168
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,640
that are within the story, just how good it really is.

1169
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:17,400
I mean, a lot of people said it's just addiction.

1170
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:18,400
Yeah.

1171
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:23,840
But yeah, I've heard that the story is good.

1172
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:30,080
It's definitely worth whacking the laptop back on and having a little fiddle with it.

1173
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,640
I will fiddle the shit out of it.

1174
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,480
Like I say, there's going to be some updating that needs doing.

1175
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,480
That's fine.

1176
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:37,480
I can play Jedi Survivor in the meantime.

1177
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:38,480
That's absolutely fine.

1178
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:44,840
Jedi Survivor for me is set up in a way where Fault in Order wasn't really, where you can

1179
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:50,560
just fuck about and jump down and just slice some shit up.

1180
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,960
Just pretend you're just fucking the Jedi wandering about.

1181
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:58,320
Whereas the other one was more like, there's a lot more puzzles in the other one.

1182
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:02,520
This one's a bit more puzzle-like, which is good.

1183
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:06,040
And yeah, it's just, you can just go around fucking chopping up droids and stormtroopers

1184
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,040
and that.

1185
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,480
There's dismemberment in this one finally.

1186
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,040
So you can chop off their fucking arms and legs.

1187
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,040
Makes perfect sense.

1188
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,040
Yeah.

1189
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:16,440
It was stupid in the, in Fault in Order where lightsabers aren't cutting through people.

1190
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:17,440
Yeah.

1191
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,440
Yeah.

1192
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:19,440
The little bit that I played, I didn't like that.

1193
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:20,440
It wasn't very realistic.

1194
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:24,760
But yeah, in this one it's, yeah, you're fucking, you're fucking chopping legs and arms off.

1195
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,960
I say realistic is a fucking lightsaber.

1196
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:27,960
Yeah.

1197
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,240
I tried to get you a graded Cal Kestis Black series.

1198
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:32,240
Wow.

1199
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:39,080
I tried to get Holder one for you and, um, just don't love you enough.

1200
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:44,080
This is so expensive.

1201
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,080
He's sick though.

1202
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:52,640
Well Connor got you something for your birthday and I thought I'm not having it.

1203
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,360
I'm not having him, him weaseling in.

1204
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:59,440
He's already fucked up my trotty and now he's going to take, he's going to take my friends

1205
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:00,440
away from me.

1206
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,680
I said I'm not having it.

1207
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,920
And I was trying to scratch my head.

1208
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,200
I got Asher General Grievous Funko Pop.

1209
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,200
It'll do.

1210
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:12,160
But I was like, Oh, maybe I'll have a look and see if there's any cheap graded black

1211
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:13,480
series knocking around.

1212
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:14,880
And there ain't, there just isn't.

1213
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:15,880
It's not a thing.

1214
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:16,880
No.

1215
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:17,880
It's a thing that's done.

1216
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,360
So I must say thanks to Connor.

1217
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,760
Cause what he got me was pretty shockingly spectacular.

1218
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:25,880
If I'm perfect, I'm sure it was cool.

1219
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,080
I was not expecting that.

1220
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:34,640
And yeah, he got me a Darth Maul, um, but, uh, Funko Pop, but he's got, he's got, he's

1221
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,960
holding a dark saber man.

1222
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:37,960
It's cool.

1223
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:38,960
So sick.

1224
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:39,960
It's very cool.

1225
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:45,160
And obviously the Lang dog's got me a General Grievous, which I'm also very grateful for

1226
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:48,960
cause he is also a very sick thing, very sick figure.

1227
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:53,600
Um, so yeah, I'm just, I've, I've been very spoiled in that respect.

1228
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:59,280
Um, apart from, from my wife, she won't listen to this.

1229
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:00,600
So fuck her.

1230
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,440
We'll talk about that on the exclusive.

1231
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:03,440
Yeah.

1232
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:06,120
Uh, well I'll say it then.

1233
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,120
Yeah.

1234
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:08,120
I'll say so.

1235
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:09,120
Um, yeah.

1236
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:10,120
Oh God.

1237
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:17,760
That's your outro.

1238
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:18,760
See you next week losers.

1239
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:19,760
See you later.

1240
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:20,760
Bye.

1241
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:46,240
Thank you very much.