1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 I 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,800 Wake you up I got ya 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:12,160 Hello fuckers weary. Why is that so loud am I very let I am loud 4 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,960 There we go, that's better that's better 5 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:20,480 God 6 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:24,440 You're right. You're gonna pick the mark up. You're gonna fucking talk anything still very loud 7 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:29,480 What you're loud? Well, everyone's loud. No, you'd be right you get used to it 8 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,560 Cuz you got new headphones on 9 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:39,480 It's fucking miserable outside the weather is awful. We've had nice Sun all week and then it's just gone the shit for a Friday 10 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:42,800 So it's a great weekend. We don't really know what we're gonna talk about. That's not true 11 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:47,680 Right 12 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:52,880 Okay, it's great. You've even read it. So how do you not know? It's cuz I haven't looked at any I haven't I haven't 13 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:54,880 researched any of it 14 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,720 I was talking to mark about 15 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:05,840 Dead Island 2 today briefly and I just can't gain the excitement to play it 16 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:11,440 Is that weird? Are you excited? Do you want to play it? I never wanted to play in the first place. Hmm 17 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:15,320 It's weird in it. No, I just never had no interest in it 18 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:19,960 Maybe we've made maybe me and you have just grown up a bit and we don't want to play them types of games anymore 19 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:23,160 We just don't play computer. Let's go. Do we not like this guy? 20 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:35,160 Let's give this up it doesn't release for six days anyway, it released today, you know, it says releases in six days 21 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:41,360 No, I thought it was today. I wonder why I've seen fuck all about it. What places on the 28th of 8th, it is learned 22 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,640 I 23 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:47,520 Think it releases on the same day. Yeah as a yeah that one is that one 24 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:48,800 Oh 25 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,800 Was it called? 26 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,400 What did you say 27 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:05,960 That's great that's fantastic so we so that our first subject of the day we got absolutely fuck all talk about well 28 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:11,440 No, you you played the first one. I did play the first one many years about this one is not tickling that pickle. I 29 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:18,000 Don't know to be fucking hate it when you do that so much it's so obnoxiously 30 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:24,960 Horrible to listen to ASMR bro. No, you are 100% one of those people that eats with their mouth open smacking their lips 31 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:30,040 I bet you fucking are I fucking you are I see you eat at the Star Wars celebration 32 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:33,880 You are 100% one of those guys. I promise you now you are no, I'm not 33 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:40,280 I've never in my life. There's only two reasons. I would eat like that one 34 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:46,040 The foods fucking burning the fuck out of me. So I'm getting some air in there to cool me down 35 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:52,680 Or I've got to fake and I have to eat like that to to fake. Well, I'm just saying it'd be another reason I'm not 36 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:59,080 You being gentle with it. Yeah, I would never I fucking despise people 37 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:05,240 So annoying with their mouth open and that's looking at you Dean cuz you're the fucking worst I've ever I've been there when Dean's 38 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:09,120 Eating and he sounds like a fucking animal now Mark says he absolutely hates it as well 39 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:13,840 And yet there are multiple times when he eats like a fucking animal, but he refuses to fight 40 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:18,520 You're listening it your dickhead, you know, you eat like a fucking pig sort it out. It's disgusting 41 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:23,960 I know you're from Basildon, but come on man. It's grim just fucking smacking lips and shit. I 42 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,400 Wound up now 43 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,400 What's in the bag? Oh 44 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:33,760 Here we go. Just my stuff just to get the vape jokes out. That's great 45 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,200 water 46 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:39,560 Dead Island. Oh, yeah, obviously played it many many moons ago and 47 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:44,080 Obviously a lot has changed since then including my age 48 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:49,600 not so much my maturity, but but definitely the age the age bracket has changed and 49 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,680 I feel like 50 00:03:52,680 --> 00:04:00,800 If I went back and played Dead Island now, I'd get somewhat bored of it because the storyline was very weak 51 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 you weren't there for for the 52 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,320 the 53 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:10,400 The cinematic of it you was there for just to just beat the shit out of zombies and and that's it 54 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,400 Which most zombie games are like anyway? 55 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:20,100 And I think maybe that's the reason why I'm not massively geared up for are you good? Are you good? 56 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:25,860 It's just very loud. So I've have one off. Why is it loud? I don't know. It's just fucking 57 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:28,460 Thing down loud. I don't want to press anything 58 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:36,020 This one if I keep talking is it getting quieter quieter? No, it's down exactly the same. I stand exactly the same 59 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:41,820 I know he's getting quiet now. It's getting quiet. Yeah, keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Yeah, any better 60 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:50,980 That's better. That's better. I'll keep it there. Perfect. Thank you. Is that alright? Perfect. Thank you. You're welcome. Thanks. Fuck me. 61 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:57,140 Does that work with mine as well? Oh god, it's grim in it. Oh, I don't like it because it sounds like I'm really quiet 62 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,900 That's what I want. I'll keep that there 63 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:03,700 Yeah, I just I just don't know if if 64 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:06,020 cuz I 65 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:10,300 Do you fall into the trap of listening to the reviews more than actually playing the fucking game? 66 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:14,580 I have been known to be called a review whore from my friend Clarkie. Mm-hmm 67 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:17,660 He says that I am a review whore and I am scum 68 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:23,940 Because I could be looking forward to a game for years and then if it comes out and gets a seven I'm like 69 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,780 so just 70 00:05:26,780 --> 00:05:31,020 I've changed you've changed mom. I changed and I tell you I 71 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:36,660 Can't remember off the top of my head, but I believe one of the games 72 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:42,220 I'll tell you what game it was that changed my review go on policies and the way I look at them was 73 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:48,460 Days gone days gone because I was so hyped for that game and 74 00:05:49,420 --> 00:05:56,020 Then it came out and the reviews were fucking shocking. It was like sevens and sixes. Oh, yeah 75 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:59,660 I remember I was like for fuck's sake and I booked the day off for it as well 76 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:04,900 The reason why I didn't play it I booked the day off for it and I was so angry out of like hatred 77 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:10,060 I went and bought Mortal Kombat instead but come out the same down. I didn't even like more cause that more combat 11 78 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:15,020 Yeah, I was just like fuck that game then and then after like a day or two of playing Mortal Kombat 79 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:20,860 I was bored. So I went and bought days gone as well and I loved it and I was for the almost the whole game 80 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:27,300 I was like when is this gonna get bad then? Mm-hmm. I love this and then after that I was like fuck review scores 81 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:33,020 There's things that all I'll use review scores as guidance, but not as factual anymore. I think 82 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:38,220 Obviously I got it on the Steam Deck and I was playing it and I was I was enjoying it 83 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:42,580 But I was obviously very new to having the Steam Deck. So my mind was fucking like 84 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,700 kid in a fucking sweet shop 85 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:53,140 Really really enjoying Shadow of War at the moment and I'm very nearly done with it and I think when I'm done with it 86 00:06:53,140 --> 00:07:00,500 I will go back to days gone on this on the Steam Deck. I nearly said switch then on the Steam Deck 87 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:03,980 Because yeah, you're you're you're one of many people 88 00:07:04,980 --> 00:07:10,460 Including people like Mark that say no, it's it's a good game. It is sick 89 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:15,820 So I feel like we've spoken about this so many times before that 90 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:19,940 Reviews aren't necessarily the be all and end all 91 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:22,460 even with 92 00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:27,700 What was that game that come out that we ripped shreds, but then the reviews actually turned out that it was not actually that bad for spoken 93 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:32,580 absolutely shocking reviews, but according to a lot of people that I've 94 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:40,220 Read like talking about it. I've said how great of a game is visually and like the combat of it and everything is fantastic. So 95 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:43,140 Yeah, I suppose 96 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:46,060 Fuck the reviews, I guess 97 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:51,660 Well games are subjective aren't they you're looking at one man score one woman score from the time they've had with it 98 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:54,300 Yeah, depending on how long they've had with it, you know 99 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:57,140 It's not the same because I'm not a professional reviewer, of course 100 00:07:57,460 --> 00:08:01,700 But me rushing through God of War Ragnarok, so didn't want to be spoiled 101 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:04,900 Would be the same as someone rushing for their job 102 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:06,500 Well wouldn't be the same 103 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:11,180 It's the same concept rushing for their job to get through it to get a review out by certain day 104 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:15,260 I'm not hitting to some point does that just not become enjoyable? 105 00:08:15,260 --> 00:08:21,180 And I think I think there's a there's a quite a few reviewers. I don't want to I don't want to say 106 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:25,140 Is it is it IGN? I'm not sure one of the big ones 107 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:28,460 It's it doesn't go through multiple people on reviews 108 00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:32,780 It's just one person that reviews it and that's the score that that whatever body they work for 109 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:39,740 Gives I think that's just the way a lot of them work pretty much all of them which again makes it completely subjective 110 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:41,060 Yeah, of course 111 00:08:41,060 --> 00:08:46,540 Because it's very difficult to play a video game without any bias whatsoever. If you ain't enjoying it as a person 112 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:50,500 It's like are you gonna give it a decent review? It's like asking me to review a puzzle game 113 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:55,180 I don't like puzzle games. I will never like puzzle games. I would not enjoy my time 114 00:08:55,180 --> 00:08:56,700 It doesn't matter how good it is 115 00:08:56,700 --> 00:09:01,500 And I wouldn't be looking out for things that puzzle game fans will be looking out for be like boring 116 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:07,380 From starts finish. Yeah, so I don't necessarily like playing anything Mario 117 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:11,780 But that doesn't mean that Mario's a bad game the perfect example 118 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:16,780 would be say we're both professional reviewers and 119 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:21,580 Star Wars Jedi Survivor comes out on Friday. You don't hate Star Wars. You don't like Star Wars 120 00:09:21,580 --> 00:09:24,660 You're just in the middle somewhere. I love Star Wars 121 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:31,780 I will be catching all the little beats and mentions of characters throughout the books and films and TV shows. So it will mean 122 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:35,260 25 times more for me than it would for you 123 00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:37,980 You don't even want to be a fan of Star Wars 124 00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:43,500 It's more for me than it would for you. You won't even realize it was supposed to be a reference 125 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:47,700 Yeah, I'm just skipping the dials. So, you know, it's all very subjective in that part 126 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:50,140 So you can't say Jedi Survivors are 10 127 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:53,460 It might be for me, but for someone who's never played Star Wars, who just wants a good game 128 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:58,420 Or watched Star Wars and might just wants a good game. It will be like well, this is not a 10 129 00:09:58,420 --> 00:10:05,220 This is this is mediocre or best. So you just it's all very subjective. But in regards to the days gone, I think 130 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:09,380 It's not amazing, but it's definitely not a bad game. It's very fun 131 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:13,820 I thought the story was really good. The length of it was very long and enjoyable 132 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:17,900 There's a lot of things that they could have done and should have done 133 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:25,220 But the problem I think days gone had if I remember correctly, which I think I do is it came out 134 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:30,540 Shortly after or a little bit time after maybe Red Dead 2 135 00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:36,300 And then obviously that shit is just like, you know, they've worked on it like 10 fucking years 136 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,300 Yeah, it's top tier shit 137 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:42,020 They will be compared in the respect of the quality 138 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:44,820 You know what I mean? Like the the depth of the game 139 00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:49,220 You can watch someone walk into their house and eat a full on meal and clear the plate 140 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:51,220 You see them on TikTok all the time 141 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:54,420 And then they go off and fucking wash the plates and all that shit. They're so in depth 142 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,420 That game is crazy 143 00:10:55,420 --> 00:11:01,580 Rockstar compared to Ben Studio are two complete different entities. Yeah. Yeah, so it's hard to put a score on that 144 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:05,460 That's why I think reviews are just a little bit shit nowadays. Anyway, I think it's subjective 145 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:12,420 I think you should always use them as a guideline and not a ultimate deciding factor because I used to 146 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:18,260 Look at a review. Don't spoil yourself because a lot of reviews just fucking spoil stuff now, which is just annoying 147 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:22,620 But just make sure it's not broken as long as it's not broken 148 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:26,060 If you like the look of it then crack on. That's the way I look at it anyway 149 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:30,420 I imagine Jedi Survival probably come out and I anticipate 150 00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:32,420 That one patch 151 00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:35,940 I know I anticipate like 7.5s and 8s 152 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:38,420 You reckon yeah that low? Maybe 9s 153 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:40,420 For something like this you reckon it'll be like that? 154 00:11:40,420 --> 00:11:43,700 Yeah, I don't think it'll I think it'll be very good, but I don't think it's gonna blow the doors off 155 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:47,300 But for me, I think it will just be if you said from what I hear 156 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:50,100 And I listen to a podcast on the way you're talking about the 157 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:53,140 Hands-on time of it. It's essentially 158 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,660 fallen order, but 159 00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:59,060 Improved in every way. They just built on everything 160 00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:03,260 So it's much larger in scale. Everything's more fluid. Everything's just better 161 00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:07,700 So for me, it's gonna be great. Yeah, I was gonna say what what more do you want from it? 162 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,700 Oh, I'm gassed for it. It doesn't matter for me 163 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,700 From a fucking sequel 164 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:15,220 That's exactly what it's supposed to be in it is 165 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,220 Yeah, just an improved version of number one 166 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:19,220 I don't anticipate 167 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:21,940 I don't know let's have a look at what the reviews were for 168 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:23,940 Jedi Fallen Order, I can't imagine they were 169 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:27,940 Massively amazing. I'm guessing like 8s and stuff 170 00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:31,940 Yeah, I don't think they were bad. They weren't like game of the year material 171 00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:35,940 But it's I think they were decent 172 00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:39,940 Let's have a look on Metacritic see what they were saying 173 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:45,220 So Fallen Order for Metacritic for the PS4 174 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,220 79, 7.9 175 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,220 79, 7.7 176 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:53,220 You know, it's alright 177 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,220 But to me that was a 9 178 00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:57,220 Yeah, yeah 179 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,220 Star Wars, you know what I mean? Star Wars 180 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:03,220 We never get any good fucking Star Wars games 181 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:09,220 It's just in the same way that people would dig at Shadow of War or fucking World of Warcraft 182 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:11,220 And say how it's shit and they're never gonna play it 183 00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:13,220 Whereas you have someone like me that absolutely loves it 184 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:15,220 It's massively subjective 185 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:19,220 Massively, I think if you come across a game and say it's got like a 2 186 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:23,220 Overall where every review is below 5 187 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:27,220 Then I think that might be a hint that actually this game isn't that good 188 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:31,220 But yeah, I think when you're in like the 7s to 8s sort of territory 189 00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:33,220 It's like you say use it as a guideline 190 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:35,220 Or don't use it at all 191 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:37,220 It's your money, you fucking do whatever you want with it 192 00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:41,220 Yeah, just don't use it as a fucking 193 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:44,220 That game's got a score that you, if it's not a 10 don't buy it kind of thing 194 00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:46,220 That's basically what I used to do 195 00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:50,220 I'd be like if it's not like 9s I'm like fuck that then 196 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:53,220 Yeah, if I had a game that was coming out and I looked at the reviews 197 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:57,220 And it would be like a 9 or an 8.5 198 00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:59,220 I'd instantly be disheartened 199 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:01,220 Because I'd go ah this game's shit 200 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:04,220 It's flopped and you've watched like one fucking IGN review 201 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:06,220 And they've said one negative thing out of it 202 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,220 Even though you're watching a review 203 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:10,220 Which is exactly what they're supposed to do 204 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:16,220 And you go ah or like before you buy 205 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:20,220 They're another one that I always go for 206 00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:22,220 Oh yeah, the YouTube 207 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,220 Yeah, yeah I like them 208 00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:26,220 I like them a lot 209 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:28,220 So for context Dead Island 2 review 210 00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:30,220 What is that saying? 211 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,220 Not good 212 00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:34,220 No I don't think they're bad 213 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:36,220 It's not great 214 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:38,220 What did you want? You wanted 10s across the board? 215 00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:40,220 It was never going to get 10s across the board 216 00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:42,220 I think it'll be a good game 217 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:44,220 I'm going to fucking get it 218 00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:46,220 For PS5 it's 74 on the Metacritic 219 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,220 PC 75 220 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,220 Bear in mind it's not even out yet 221 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,220 So it hasn't even got any user scores 222 00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:54,220 But what about 223 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,220 Days Gone 224 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:58,220 Metacritic 225 00:14:58,220 --> 00:15:00,220 Because I guarantee you 226 00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:02,220 The 227 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,220 Sorry 228 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,220 So the Metacritic for Days Gone 71 229 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:08,220 For the user scores 230 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:10,220 8.4 231 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,220 So it just goes to show 232 00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:14,220 People really like the game 233 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,220 But the reviewers didn't 234 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:18,220 And once again I still just 235 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:20,220 Fuck the reviewers man 236 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,220 Fuck them 237 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:24,220 So yeah Dead Island 2 I'm not interested 238 00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:26,220 Because I don't like that style of game 239 00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:28,220 I like Dying Light 2 240 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,220 But I think Dead Island 2 241 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,220 Correct me if I'm wrong 242 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:34,220 Is more of like a goofy zombie game 243 00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:36,220 Yeah it's not fucking 244 00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:38,220 It's arcadey 245 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:40,220 Yeah I mean Dying Light 2 is 246 00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:42,220 But it's got like a serious gritty tone to it 247 00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:44,220 Which I like 248 00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:46,220 Dead Island definitely does not 249 00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:48,220 You're fucking riptide 250 00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:50,220 You were fucking running around killing people that were chilling on a beach 251 00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,220 That were chillin on a beach 252 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:54,220 Until they got turned into zombies 253 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,220 It's really not 254 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,220 It's not meant to be taken seriously 255 00:15:58,220 --> 00:16:00,220 Much like how if you were playing Borderlands 256 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,220 You're not taking it massively 257 00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:04,220 Serious I mean it takes the piss out of itself 258 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:06,220 Or it would be like trying to play High on Life 259 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:08,220 As a serious 260 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:10,220 Game you know what I mean 261 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,220 It's not what it's going for 262 00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:14,220 Which I think people need to remember when they're playing games 263 00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:16,220 Like Dead Island 264 00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:18,220 It is the core of it 265 00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:20,220 Is beating the shit out of zombies 266 00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:22,220 It's as simple as that 267 00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:24,220 Which I'm all for but I like it being a bit more 268 00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:26,220 Gritty 269 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:28,220 Yeah Dying Light did that very well 270 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,220 One and two, extremely well 271 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:32,220 I never jumped on the DLC 272 00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:34,220 With Dying Light 1 273 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:36,220 But Dying Light 2 274 00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,220 That's on the list isn't it? Is that on the list? 275 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:40,220 Is that on Santa's fucking list? 276 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:42,220 That is on Santa's list 277 00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:44,220 From Push Square 278 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,220 Santa's Fat Sack 279 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:48,220 Dying Light 2 280 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,220 Gut Feeling Update 281 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,220 Is out today, meaning today 282 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,220 As in today when this is out 283 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:56,220 Right now 284 00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:58,220 Dying Light 2 285 00:16:58,220 --> 00:17:00,220 Huge Gut Feeling Update 286 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,220 Is out today, directly competing 287 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:04,220 For the hearts and minds of gamers with Dead Island 2 288 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,220 I believe 289 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:08,220 It's an interesting time to drop this 290 00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:10,220 Just before the other big zombie game comes out 291 00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:12,220 Fair play to Dying Light 292 00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,220 The other big first person 293 00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:18,220 Zombie slaying franchise on the market comparing 294 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,220 With Dead Island 2, in addition 295 00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:22,220 To overhauling the games melee mechanics 296 00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:24,220 And physics, including a focus on 297 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:26,220 Dismemberment which seems like a direct 298 00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:28,220 Response to Dead Island 2's flesh system 299 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:30,220 And adding in 300 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,220 Transmogrification 301 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,220 Transmogrification 302 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,220 Gut Feeling will add the viral rush 303 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:38,220 Limited time event 304 00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:40,220 As well as new blueprints for players to uncover 305 00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:42,220 Is also entirely free, so there's another plus 306 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:44,220 It's free is it? 307 00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:46,220 It's not DLC 308 00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:48,220 Someone touched my penis 309 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:50,220 Don't look at me like that 310 00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:52,220 Whilst obviously not as full featured as a whole new game 311 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:54,220 Like Dead Island 2, it's nice to see developer 312 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,220 Techland isn't willing to cede any 313 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,220 Ground and is committed to making its game 314 00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:00,220 The best it can be. Will you be spending your weekend 315 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:02,220 With a new hotness, Dead Island 2? 316 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:04,220 Or will you be dancing with the one that brought you Dying Light 317 00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:06,220 To make a tough decision in the comment section below? 318 00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:08,220 It's not a tough decision 319 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,220 You have to play both 320 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,220 I don't understand how you're going to play both this weekend if Dead Island 2 is not out till next weekend 321 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:14,220 Someone's lied to me here 322 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,220 Is it out or not? 323 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,220 I thought it was out today 324 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:20,220 Well that's what I thought 325 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:22,220 So why is it saying six days away? 326 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:24,220 No pickle 327 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,220 I'll find it 328 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:28,220 I bet you buy the big version and you get it a week early 329 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:30,220 Dead Island 2, let's have a look 330 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:32,220 Let's have a look in our favourite cooking book 331 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:34,220 Dead Island 2 332 00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:36,220 If I order it from Amazon now 333 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:38,220 I will get it tomorrow 334 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:40,220 Okay, so it is out 335 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,220 So it must be out today 336 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,220 So why is it saying six days then? Interesting 337 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:46,220 So yeah, that Dead Island thing that I sent you yesterday 338 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:48,220 Or Dying Light, fucks sake, suck my ball bags 339 00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:50,220 Is a free update 340 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,220 Which has like, yeah, dismemberment 341 00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:54,220 And 342 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,220 Really gory 343 00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,220 So like, I was watching a video earlier 344 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,220 Yesterday, sorry 345 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:02,220 Trying to get some context on what was going on 346 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,220 I couldn't really understand because he kept talking over 347 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:06,220 Fuck and everything, he was doing my nutting 348 00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:08,220 But essentially I think 349 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:10,220 Where you hit the zombies matters 350 00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:12,220 So like, you watch their flesh come off 351 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,220 And bits of their bodies 352 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,220 That kind of makes complete sense 353 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:18,220 Yeah, it does, but you know 354 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:20,220 It does what it is 355 00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:22,220 A lot more gore, obviously loads more 356 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,220 Customisation 357 00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:26,220 And this is obviously all on top of 358 00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:28,220 Stuff that you haven't experienced 359 00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:30,220 Since, because they've added shit loads 360 00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:32,220 Since you last played it 361 00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:34,220 Yeah, I did the story and that was it 362 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:36,220 I was done, see you later 363 00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:38,220 I mean I'd played it a lot 364 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,220 We did, we did, and we also promised ourselves 365 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,220 That we'd go back to it, I even spoke to one of the developers 366 00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:44,220 On Twitter about it, and he was like 367 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:46,220 The Prince has spoken, I was like thank you, I'll have it 368 00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:48,220 Yeah, it was a long time ago, before the 369 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,220 Before the podcast was 370 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,220 You see how big this geezer was before the pod 371 00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:54,220 Dragging me down, and now we've just fucking 372 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,220 Dragged him down completely 373 00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,220 The creator of the game literally said the Prince has spoken 374 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,220 The Prince has spoken, so it used to be the game in Prince 375 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,220 Not anymore 376 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,220 Now I'm Watch the Buttons podcast official 377 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:10,220 Message him now 378 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:12,220 Nooo 379 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:14,220 So it's free, so yeah it's free, Transmog 380 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:16,220 Stuff, also 381 00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:18,220 Don't know if it's out yet, but Dying Light used to have 382 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:20,220 A thing where you 383 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,220 Used to be able to go on the website, or app 384 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,220 I don't know if it's going to be an app now 385 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,220 But they've got like weekly bounties 386 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:28,220 And stuff 387 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,220 And like little missions 388 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,220 You can go on the website and do 389 00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:34,220 And they'll give you 390 00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:36,220 Refuge coins 391 00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:38,220 Or some shit like that, and then you can spend it 392 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:40,220 On cosmetics and weapons and stuff 393 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,220 So it's just a thing to 394 00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:44,220 Just keep you plodding along on it 395 00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:46,220 And it's all 396 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:48,220 It's all just good fun man, it's just 397 00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:50,220 Dying Light used to have a mode where you could be 398 00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:52,220 One of the infected 399 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:54,220 That was very very fun 400 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,220 But so few people played it 401 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:58,220 Was it not just Jang? 402 00:20:58,220 --> 00:21:00,220 No I liked it, did you play it? 403 00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:02,220 Yeah, it was multiplayer wasn't it? 404 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,220 Yeah, when you was the person and you like 405 00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:06,220 Yeah I tried it 406 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:08,220 I really liked it, I got really good 407 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:10,220 At playing it 408 00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:12,220 And then they just dropped it like a sack of shit 409 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:14,220 And I've never picked it up again 410 00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:16,220 That as a standalone would have been quite fun 411 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:18,220 Almost like Evolve 412 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:20,220 Yes 413 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:22,220 So we've got to download Dying Light then 414 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:24,220 Again, because I took it off 415 00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:26,220 This is true, this is the way 416 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:28,220 Okay, if it's free I'll fucking have it 417 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,220 Here you go, out with the old in with the new 418 00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:32,220 Go to Pilgrim Outpost 419 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:34,220 A new and improved service for Dying Light fans 420 00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:36,220 Find all the features you're looking for 421 00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:38,220 And witness the launch of special bounties 422 00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:40,220 And exclusive rewards in Dying Light 2 423 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:42,220 Stay human 424 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:44,220 And there we go 425 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,220 Complete bounties and pilgrim tokens 426 00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:48,220 To buy exclusive gear 427 00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:50,220 Banned together with other pilgrims worldwide 428 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:52,220 To achieve goals during game events 429 00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:54,220 Start to date with the latest news, updates, activities 430 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:56,220 And patch notes 431 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:58,220 And obviously 432 00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:00,220 Obviously the game is multiplayer 433 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,220 And there's loads of stats 434 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,220 On how many things 435 00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:06,220 You know you get them classic, oh here we go 436 00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:08,220 Immunity event, viral rush 437 00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:10,220 20th of April to the 3rd of May 438 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:12,220 And you have to click join 439 00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:14,220 Horrors of the night have arrived to take over the day 440 00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:16,220 Virals have mutated out of control 441 00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:18,220 They're stronger than ever, the merciless pursuers 442 00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:20,220 Are more attracted to loud noises this time 443 00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:22,220 And their developed immunity 444 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:24,220 Means not even the safety of the 445 00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:26,220 Daylight can save them from their grasp 446 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,220 So yeah 447 00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:30,220 There's loads of skins 448 00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:32,220 Zombies zombies zombies 449 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,220 Fucking all sorts of shit 450 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,220 Score and brutality, weapons 451 00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:38,220 Weapon crafting 452 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:40,220 Gear transmog 453 00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:42,220 Fucking wallpapers 454 00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:44,220 All sorts of shit 455 00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:46,220 And that I say, since we've last played it 456 00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:48,220 I've played it since but only for like 10 minutes 457 00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:50,220 There's loads of new stuff 458 00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:52,220 On there as is 459 00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:54,220 And this isn't even 460 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:56,220 A DLC, I mean Dying Light 1 was supported 461 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:58,220 For fucking years 462 00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:00,220 Years and years and years with all these bounties 463 00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:02,220 And systems, a long time yeah 464 00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:04,220 With the vehicles yeah 465 00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:06,220 So you know they've already said that they're doing 466 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:08,220 Like big expansions for Dying Light 2 as well 467 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,220 And this isn't even one of them 468 00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:12,220 They said that there's going to be a gun in the expansions 469 00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:14,220 Yeah because obviously there was guns in the first one 470 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:16,220 Pretty cool yeah 471 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,220 Got rid of them, yeah I used to like the bow 472 00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:20,220 The guns were OP man 473 00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:22,220 They were, like that fucking crossbow in this one 474 00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:24,220 It just sent them fucking silly 475 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:26,220 It just went flying remember 476 00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:28,220 Every other weapon was just pointless 477 00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:30,220 Yeah that crossbow was fucking fun 478 00:23:30,220 --> 00:23:32,220 So yeah 479 00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:34,220 It's been so long since I've played it man 480 00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:36,220 It's such a good game 481 00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:38,220 Very good game 482 00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:40,220 It's so much fun especially the 483 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:42,220 They made it so much easier to move around 484 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:44,220 Places quickly 485 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:46,220 You got the little Zelda paraglider thing 486 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:48,220 With the shoot up and the wind 487 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,220 Yeah and the factions and stuff like that 488 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,220 It was very clever, it was a well made game 489 00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:54,220 I enjoyed it, I thought it was fucking excellent 490 00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:56,220 The story, there's a bit in there 491 00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:58,220 I'm sure you remember 492 00:23:58,220 --> 00:24:00,220 Quite near the end 493 00:24:00,220 --> 00:24:02,220 When you're going up in the lift and stuff 494 00:24:02,220 --> 00:24:04,220 And everyone starts getting attacked and shit 495 00:24:04,220 --> 00:24:06,220 Go up the really high 496 00:24:06,220 --> 00:24:08,220 Tower and then you have to fly over 497 00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:10,220 I think it was there 498 00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:12,220 Yeah 499 00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:14,220 Very like atmospheric 500 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,220 And quite gripping at times 501 00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:18,220 Yeah because that's the one where you're 502 00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:20,220 Proper fighting your way out and then it's 503 00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:22,220 They start singing in the lift don't they 504 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:24,220 Yeah 505 00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:26,220 Yeah 506 00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:28,220 Very good game 507 00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:30,220 Once again I imagine that 508 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,220 20 quid said that didn't review great 509 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,220 Yeah I don't think it did get massively 510 00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:36,220 Great reviews 511 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:38,220 But it was weird because it was very much one of those 512 00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:40,220 Games where I didn't give a fuck 513 00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:42,220 I didn't look at the reviews, I just knew that I was going to play it 514 00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:44,220 Because I know how much I loved Dying Light 1 515 00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:46,220 So I was like well 516 00:24:46,220 --> 00:24:48,220 Either way I'm going to have it 517 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,220 Quite the opposite, 76 on Metacritic and 5 user score 518 00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:52,220 So the people didn't like it 519 00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:54,220 The critics actually quite did 520 00:24:54,220 --> 00:24:56,220 A 5 user score 521 00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:58,220 I thought it was great 522 00:24:58,220 --> 00:25:00,220 On the PC it got a 4.4 523 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:02,220 Fucking hell 524 00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:04,220 Jesus, that's bad 525 00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:06,220 What's this one? For Xbox Series X it got a 526 00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:08,220 4.9 527 00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:10,220 Did say 3.9 first 528 00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:12,220 It's a good game though, it's a very good game 529 00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,220 It's a good game and like I say it's getting like 7s 530 00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:16,220 Basically 531 00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:18,220 So for the zombie lovers out there 532 00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:20,220 Dying Light 2 533 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:22,220 Bang that one on if you haven't already or if you have 534 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,220 Bang it on again for the old little fucking 535 00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:26,220 Free DLCs 536 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,220 And then Dead Island 2 537 00:25:28,220 --> 00:25:30,220 Grab hold of that 538 00:25:30,220 --> 00:25:32,220 And start slicing some motherfuckers 539 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:34,220 Yeah 540 00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:36,220 What he said 541 00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:38,220 That's the zombie talk fix 542 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:40,220 I saw Danny Dyer the other day 543 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,220 Was he alright? 544 00:25:42,220 --> 00:25:44,220 Yeah, seemed alright 545 00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:46,220 Where was he? Where was you? 546 00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:48,220 Somewhere, in London 547 00:25:48,220 --> 00:25:50,220 Oh in London? 548 00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:52,220 London 549 00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:54,220 Drove past me didn't he? Slow traffic 550 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,220 And I looked and I was like that's fucking Danny Dyer 551 00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:58,220 And he looked at me and he went 552 00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:00,220 It's you, fuck off I ain't got time for you Danny 553 00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:02,220 It's what's the buttons 554 00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:04,220 I saw you at the Star Wars celebration 555 00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:06,220 And you're matching t-shirts 556 00:26:06,220 --> 00:26:08,220 You're like a right dick 557 00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:10,220 Shout out to the geezer that was fixing my van 558 00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,220 The other day as well 559 00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:14,220 Said he'd listen to the pod 560 00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:16,220 And I know he 561 00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:18,220 Took it on board because he followed us on the gram 562 00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:20,220 So 563 00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:22,220 They don't come in thick and fast but they do come 564 00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:24,220 They come 565 00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:26,220 They come 566 00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:28,220 Oh they come 567 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:30,220 They do come 568 00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:32,220 I'm content, what's next? 569 00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:34,220 I don't know 570 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:38,220 Horizon for bit and west 571 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:40,220 Burning Shores DLC 572 00:26:40,220 --> 00:26:42,220 I mean I don't know fuck all 573 00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:44,220 About this 574 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:46,220 Struggling for stuff to talk about 575 00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:48,220 Really 576 00:26:48,220 --> 00:26:50,220 I mean the first three things we spoke about 577 00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:52,220 Neither of us have got a fucking clue 578 00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:54,220 I don't fucking know 579 00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:56,220 I don't play these games 580 00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:58,220 I played the first Horizon 581 00:26:58,220 --> 00:27:00,220 Didn't complete it and the second one I just can't be bothered 582 00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:02,220 It released at such an inconvenient time 583 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:04,220 They always do 584 00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:06,220 First one did as well, come out at the same time as Zelda 585 00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:08,220 Mental 586 00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:10,220 Completely overshadowed 587 00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:12,220 And then the second one come out next to Elden Ring 588 00:27:12,220 --> 00:27:14,220 Didn't have a chance 589 00:27:14,220 --> 00:27:16,220 It's fucking so stupid 590 00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:18,220 No one in their marketing fucking 591 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,220 Team thought maybe we won't release 592 00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:22,220 It against one of the biggest games 593 00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:24,220 Ever made 594 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:26,220 They didn't know it was going to be the biggest game 595 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:28,220 Sure enough it was, I haven't really got a whole lot to talk 596 00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:30,220 About 597 00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:32,220 I spoke to you obviously, was it yesterday or the day before 598 00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:34,220 About how I struggle to go back 599 00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:36,220 To DLC on single player games 600 00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:38,220 Yeah 601 00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:40,220 I think I'm not the only one 602 00:27:40,220 --> 00:27:42,220 I don't think there's a massive group 603 00:27:42,220 --> 00:27:44,220 Of people that struggle with it 604 00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:46,220 It's just I 605 00:27:46,220 --> 00:27:48,220 Can't be bothered, even with Ghost of Tsushima 606 00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:50,220 That game is fucking 607 00:27:50,220 --> 00:27:52,220 Incredible, like top tier 608 00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:54,220 Living your dream as a 609 00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:56,220 Ninja type shit 610 00:27:56,220 --> 00:27:58,220 Or samurai 611 00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:00,220 And when the DLC come out the directors cut 612 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,220 Remember how fucking excited we were for it 613 00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:04,220 I didn't finish it 614 00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:06,220 I know you did, but I didn't 615 00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:08,220 I can't be bothered 616 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,220 But you are an online gamer 617 00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:12,220 You're a bitch 618 00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:14,220 I'm not a bitch, I'm just fickle 619 00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:16,220 Why? 620 00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:18,220 You can't even fucking handle playing on a laptop 621 00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:20,220 Never come my mate 622 00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:22,220 You kicked a van 623 00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:24,220 He was saying he was playing the Star Wars 624 00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:26,220 Online game, and I was like I can't play that for very long 625 00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:28,220 Because it hurts my hand 626 00:28:28,220 --> 00:28:30,220 He was like, yeah me too 627 00:28:30,220 --> 00:28:32,220 Yeah me too bruv 628 00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:34,220 Yeah me, yeah I'll fix that 629 00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:36,220 Anyway, Horizon Forbidden West 630 00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:38,220 Travel beyond the Forbidden West 631 00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:40,220 As Aloy's story continues 632 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,220 Encounter new machines in a compelling 633 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,220 New story, south of the 634 00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:46,220 Ten Nax clan lands 635 00:28:46,220 --> 00:28:48,220 Millennia of volcanic eruptions 636 00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:50,220 And violent seismic activity 637 00:28:50,220 --> 00:28:52,220 Have carved the ruins of Los Angeles into a 638 00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:54,220 Treacherous archipelago 639 00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:56,220 Experience the next chapter of Horizon Forbidden West 640 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:58,220 I think this is just an advert for Horizon Forbidden West 641 00:28:58,220 --> 00:29:00,220 Does any of it sound interesting 642 00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:02,220 I think this is just Horizon Forbidden West 643 00:29:02,220 --> 00:29:04,220 Not the DLC, but I'm going to finish it 644 00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:06,220 Experience the next chapter of Horizon Forbidden West 645 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:08,220 As Aloy pursues a sinister new threat 646 00:29:08,220 --> 00:29:10,220 No, that's the next chapter 647 00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:12,220 Alright, let me finish 648 00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:14,220 Dickhead 649 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,220 Go on 650 00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:18,220 Experience the next chapter of Horizon Forbidden West 651 00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:20,220 As Aloy pursues a sinister new threat 652 00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:22,220 To the planet hidden among these 653 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:24,220 Dangerous, untamed wilds 654 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:26,220 The Burning Shores DLC 655 00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:28,220 Contains additional content for Horizon Forbidden West 656 00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:30,220 Including new characters and experiences 657 00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:32,220 In a stunning yet hazardous new area 658 00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:34,220 To enter the Burning Shores 659 00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:36,220 You must complete the main quest up to 660 00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:38,220 And include in singularity 661 00:29:38,220 --> 00:29:40,220 In the PS5 version of Horizon Forbidden West 662 00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:42,220 Following the main quest the player will receive a call 663 00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:44,220 Over Aloy's focus beginning the 664 00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:46,220 DLC 665 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:48,220 DLC 666 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:50,220 I'm not interested at all 667 00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:52,220 I'm not interested 668 00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:54,220 For those of you who are, it's out 669 00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:56,220 I think it came out yesterday 670 00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:58,220 We put that one to bed 671 00:29:58,220 --> 00:30:00,220 It doesn't sound interesting 672 00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:02,220 I have many problems with Horizon 673 00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:04,220 Go on 674 00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:06,220 I had a problem when it first came out 675 00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:08,220 Suck balls 676 00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:10,220 It looked good 677 00:30:10,220 --> 00:30:12,220 And I was like, yeah, it's cool 678 00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:14,220 Who doesn't want to shoot robot dinosaurs 679 00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:16,220 And then it came out and I was like 680 00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:18,220 I don't want to shoot robot dinosaurs 681 00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:20,220 Why? 682 00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:22,220 Because I was just weren't interested 683 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,220 I told it to Clarkie straight away for like 15 quid less 684 00:30:24,220 --> 00:30:26,220 Is it because you had to actually hit certain parts of the bodies? 685 00:30:26,220 --> 00:30:28,220 No, no, no, no 686 00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:30,220 I just found it a bit tedious 687 00:30:30,220 --> 00:30:32,220 I digress, let me finish 688 00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:34,220 What I was trying to say, so I got rid of it 689 00:30:34,220 --> 00:30:36,220 Clarkie was like 690 00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:38,220 Shut up 691 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:40,220 I'm not interested 692 00:30:40,220 --> 00:30:42,220 You played the Witcher, is that not tedious? 693 00:30:42,220 --> 00:30:44,220 No, not at all, completely different 694 00:30:44,220 --> 00:30:46,220 So fast forward, I don't know 695 00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:48,220 A year, two years 696 00:30:48,220 --> 00:30:50,220 Whatever it was 697 00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:52,220 Dean came 698 00:30:52,220 --> 00:30:54,220 And he got back into gaming 699 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:56,220 And he picked it up 700 00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:58,220 And he didn't know how fucking bang on about it 701 00:30:58,220 --> 00:31:00,220 And I was like fuck it, I'm going to give it another shot 702 00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:02,220 And then I platinumed it 703 00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:04,220 Yeah, great 704 00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:06,220 And then I thought 705 00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:08,220 I was gassed for Horizon for 706 00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:10,220 And then it came out 707 00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:12,220 And I was like, this is boring as fuck 708 00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:14,220 Do you know the problem with Horizon Zero Dawn? 709 00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,220 Give me the problems 710 00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:18,220 And the Horizon for Bidden West 711 00:31:18,220 --> 00:31:20,220 I've got one problem with it 712 00:31:20,220 --> 00:31:22,220 I don't care 713 00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:24,220 That's the truth 714 00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:26,220 I don't care about her plight 715 00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:28,220 The story is so boring 716 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,220 I don't care about any of the characters 717 00:31:30,220 --> 00:31:32,220 I just want to fucking shoot 718 00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:34,220 Robot dinosaurs 719 00:31:34,220 --> 00:31:36,220 You know what, I'm with you on that one 720 00:31:36,220 --> 00:31:38,220 When I played the first Horizon 721 00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:40,220 Even though I didn't complete it 722 00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:42,220 I was close 723 00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:44,220 I had played enough of it 724 00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:46,220 To have a formed opinion on it 725 00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:48,220 And yeah 726 00:31:48,220 --> 00:31:50,220 The story was boring 727 00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:52,220 You grow zero attachment to anything 728 00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:54,220 Very very weak 729 00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:56,220 I know a lot of people like it 730 00:31:56,220 --> 00:31:58,220 And that's fine, I get it 731 00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:00,220 Combat's great 732 00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:02,220 It's like Monster Hunter 733 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:04,220 It's very similar 734 00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:06,220 But without the crafting stuff 735 00:32:06,220 --> 00:32:08,220 Which is the gameplay loop for Monster Hunter 736 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:10,220 But this is just 737 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:12,220 I never ever skip dialogue 738 00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:14,220 In games 739 00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:16,220 But this has got me going, yep, whatever 740 00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:18,220 Skip this shit 741 00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:20,220 Which is strange because you've played Assassin's Creed Odyssey 742 00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:22,220 One of the worst 743 00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:24,220 Dialogue games I've ever played in my life 744 00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:26,220 So boring 745 00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:28,220 I just feel like I don't want to miss out 746 00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:30,220 So I never skip dialogue in games 747 00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:32,220 No I don't either 748 00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:34,220 But this has made me want to 749 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,220 Except for Hogwarts Legacy 750 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:38,220 Fucking skip through that shit 751 00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:40,220 Get rid of that, even Steph was skipping that 752 00:32:40,220 --> 00:32:42,220 Some of that is right stinky 753 00:32:42,220 --> 00:32:44,220 No yeah, I get what you mean 754 00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:46,220 You want 755 00:32:46,220 --> 00:32:48,220 I feel like you don't 756 00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:50,220 You don't have to play a game 757 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:52,220 And feel like you're the 758 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,220 You are the fucking protagonist 759 00:32:54,220 --> 00:32:56,220 But 760 00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:58,220 Just to have some form of attachment 761 00:32:58,220 --> 00:33:00,220 To what it is that you're investing 762 00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:02,220 I think it's because you are investing time into this game 763 00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:04,220 You want to feel like 764 00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:06,220 It's worth your time 765 00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:08,220 To do it 766 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:10,220 It's just changing as a gamer 767 00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:12,220 Because when I was younger, all I wanted was 768 00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:14,220 Massive open world games where I could do what I wanted 769 00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:16,220 If it weren't that, I weren't interested 770 00:33:16,220 --> 00:33:18,220 Because when you're younger you don't got that much 771 00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:20,220 Expendable funds if any 772 00:33:20,220 --> 00:33:22,220 Or you're a kid, you want massive games you can just play 773 00:33:22,220 --> 00:33:24,220 Over and over again 774 00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:26,220 So I kind of carried that into my adulthood gaming 775 00:33:26,220 --> 00:33:28,220 And then as I got a little bit 776 00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:30,220 Older again and matured more 777 00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:32,220 Now I'm more interested in the story 778 00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:34,220 And the gameplay being good as well 779 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:36,220 So now I'm like 780 00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:38,220 If the story's waft 781 00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:40,220 I find it hard to enjoy the game 782 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:42,220 Because I'm just like 783 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,220 It's boring isn't it, it's pointless 784 00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:46,220 I get excited for the next cutscene 785 00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:48,220 And I see once I've done this, what's going to happen in the story 786 00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:50,220 Like The Last of Us 787 00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:52,220 They're like all real 788 00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:54,220 Basically The Last of Us really 789 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:56,220 Is combat scenario, cutscene 790 00:33:56,220 --> 00:33:58,220 Combat scenario, cutscene 791 00:33:58,220 --> 00:34:00,220 Little bit of traversal, cutscene 792 00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:02,220 And that is all the game is made out of 793 00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:04,220 You're not like 794 00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:06,220 It makes you feel like you're exploring this vast world 795 00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:08,220 But you're not really, you're on rails going through this little bit 796 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:10,220 And then there's like 797 00:34:10,220 --> 00:34:12,220 I'm talking about The Last of Us 2 by the way 798 00:34:12,220 --> 00:34:14,220 And then you can go back and play 799 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:16,220 The combat scenarios at the end 800 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,220 You can pick and choose what you want to do 801 00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:20,220 Because they're just sandboxes to play your combat scenarios in 802 00:34:20,220 --> 00:34:22,220 So you're just going from that to that 803 00:34:22,220 --> 00:34:24,220 But I get excited 804 00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:26,220 To see what happens after I finish this 805 00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:28,220 And that's what makes me enjoy the games 806 00:34:28,220 --> 00:34:30,220 You have that same 807 00:34:30,220 --> 00:34:32,220 Kind of thing with 808 00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:34,220 With games like 809 00:34:34,220 --> 00:34:36,220 Detroit Become Human 810 00:34:36,220 --> 00:34:38,220 You grow very attached to that story 811 00:34:38,220 --> 00:34:40,220 And the different pathways that you can take 812 00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:42,220 And what outcomes 813 00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:44,220 Can happen, like you say, Last of Us is a massive one 814 00:34:44,220 --> 00:34:46,220 For that as well 815 00:34:46,220 --> 00:34:48,220 There's so many games where you are 816 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:50,220 Attached to what is 817 00:34:50,220 --> 00:34:52,220 Going on and you're invested 818 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:54,220 And it does become 819 00:34:54,220 --> 00:34:56,220 It's like watching a TV series 820 00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:58,220 Especially with The Last of Us 821 00:34:58,220 --> 00:35:00,220 You want that cutscene 822 00:35:00,220 --> 00:35:02,220 Guardians of the Galaxy is another one 823 00:35:02,220 --> 00:35:04,220 Very slept on game 824 00:35:04,220 --> 00:35:06,220 Very very very fun game 825 00:35:06,220 --> 00:35:08,220 I know you didn't really like, you watched the cutscenes of it 826 00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:10,220 But that game is like 70% cutscenes 827 00:35:10,220 --> 00:35:12,220 But they're great 828 00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:14,220 It's fantastic, it's a really good story 829 00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:16,220 Ghost of Tsushima 830 00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:18,220 Fucking 831 00:35:18,220 --> 00:35:20,220 Play that fucking game Mark Manastar 832 00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:22,220 It's just such a good game 833 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:24,220 And the story of 834 00:35:24,220 --> 00:35:26,220 That game was incredible 835 00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:28,220 Twists and turns, like what's going to happen now 836 00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:30,220 Because this has happened, you're excited to see the next part of the story 837 00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:32,220 Like The Last of Us 2 838 00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:34,220 Especially 839 00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:36,220 I'm like, you know 840 00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:38,220 I'm getting gassed like someone 841 00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:40,220 In the story or something when she's like 842 00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:42,220 Her and Ellie are fighting, I'm like standing up 843 00:35:42,220 --> 00:35:44,220 With a controlling man, like no no no 844 00:35:44,220 --> 00:35:46,220 I'm putting the control on her, I'm not killing her 845 00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:48,220 I'm not killing her, I'm getting invested, I'm getting excited 846 00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:50,220 No don't fucking do it, I'm like oh no 847 00:35:50,220 --> 00:35:52,220 Whereas Horizon 848 00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:54,220 I'm just like, I don't care 849 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,220 And that's not Horizon's fault 850 00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:58,220 I'm just not interested 851 00:35:58,220 --> 00:36:00,220 Have you seen that clip 852 00:36:00,220 --> 00:36:02,220 You must have seen it, where there's that geezer that's playing 853 00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:04,220 Red Dead 2 for the first time 854 00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:06,220 And he's like, what the fuck is this 855 00:36:06,220 --> 00:36:08,220 What am I supposed to be doing, this is so boring 856 00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:10,220 I'm just walking through the snow 857 00:36:10,220 --> 00:36:12,220 And then it cuts to him on one of the very last cutscenes 858 00:36:12,220 --> 00:36:14,220 And it's all dark around him 859 00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:16,220 He's growing a beard, he's crying 860 00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:18,220 Because obviously over time 861 00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:20,220 He's got so invested in this game 862 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:22,220 That's the kind of shit you want man 863 00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:24,220 Even with little games like 864 00:36:24,220 --> 00:36:26,220 Valheim, I know we haven't 865 00:36:26,220 --> 00:36:28,220 Picked it up since the last time we spoke about it 866 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:30,220 But that's a 867 00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:32,220 It's a perfect example of a game 868 00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:34,220 That you pick up, you go 869 00:36:34,220 --> 00:36:36,220 What the fuck is this 870 00:36:36,220 --> 00:36:38,220 And even though there's barely any story 871 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:40,220 You're very invested in it 872 00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:42,220 You make your own story, we made our own story 873 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:44,220 We made an entire fucking tale 874 00:36:44,220 --> 00:36:46,220 What a story, I won't forget that 875 00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:48,220 And we made that ourselves 876 00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:50,220 Just for the game's mechanics 877 00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:52,220 That story that we made was more compelling 878 00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:54,220 Than the whole of Horizon 879 00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:56,220 Zero Dawn 880 00:36:56,220 --> 00:36:58,220 Literally, I'll be honest with you 881 00:36:58,220 --> 00:37:00,220 I've platinum'd Horizon Zero Dawn 882 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:02,220 I can't even tell you what the story is 883 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,220 She 884 00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:06,220 Her father dies, she 885 00:37:06,220 --> 00:37:08,220 Spoilers 886 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:10,220 That's like the beginning 887 00:37:10,220 --> 00:37:12,220 And then she becomes like a clan member 888 00:37:12,220 --> 00:37:14,220 And then 889 00:37:14,220 --> 00:37:16,220 Lance Riddick turns up, god rest his soul 890 00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:18,220 And then he's 891 00:37:18,220 --> 00:37:20,220 An evil guy, but he pretends to be good 892 00:37:20,220 --> 00:37:22,220 Cyrus or something 893 00:37:22,220 --> 00:37:24,220 You open up some chambers 894 00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:26,220 Corrupted machines or something 895 00:37:26,220 --> 00:37:28,220 Suddenly the Dorito on your fucking head is 896 00:37:28,220 --> 00:37:30,220 Doing bits 897 00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:32,220 And then you're like a spider at the end 898 00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:34,220 That's literally about all I can tell you 899 00:37:34,220 --> 00:37:36,220 I tried to really get 900 00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:38,220 Into the new Horizon 901 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:40,220 And like really pay attention 902 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:42,220 To the story and that 903 00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:44,220 But I can't even take them seriously 904 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:46,220 With all the stupid things on their heads and stuff 905 00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:48,220 I just don't 906 00:37:48,220 --> 00:37:50,220 That weird tribal, mechanical thing 907 00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:52,220 I'm just like, nah, I'm just not interested 908 00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:54,220 But the game plays fun 909 00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:56,220 But I have to have some sort of 910 00:37:56,220 --> 00:37:58,220 Level of investment in the characters 911 00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:00,220 And story, and unfortunately 912 00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:02,220 I have zero 913 00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:04,220 I feel like if you have an open world game 914 00:38:04,220 --> 00:38:06,220 That 915 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:08,220 Has things like a crafting system 916 00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:10,220 And the 917 00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:12,220 Bread and butter of what you have in an open 918 00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:14,220 World, you have to have that investment 919 00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:16,220 In story to actually want 920 00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:18,220 To explore the open world 921 00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:20,220 Far Cry 5 922 00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:22,220 Fucking incredible game 923 00:38:22,220 --> 00:38:24,220 The story on that, absolutely 924 00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:26,220 Amazing, really really fucking loved it 925 00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:28,220 And because of that 926 00:38:28,220 --> 00:38:30,220 You wanted to go and explore everywhere 927 00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,220 You wanted to do the side missions 928 00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:34,220 And fucking find out the lore and what's 929 00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:36,220 Going on, you was wanting 930 00:38:36,220 --> 00:38:38,220 To do everything that the developers 931 00:38:38,220 --> 00:38:40,220 Were giving you, God of War 932 00:38:40,220 --> 00:38:42,220 God of War Ragnarok, you want to 933 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:44,220 Fucking do everything 934 00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:46,220 Because it's so rich in story 935 00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:48,220 Telling that you don't want to fucking miss anything 936 00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:50,220 You want that kind of shit 937 00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:52,220 In a massive game, if you haven't got that 938 00:38:52,220 --> 00:38:54,220 Then it's very difficult to make it a good game 939 00:38:54,220 --> 00:38:56,220 I rushed the main story 940 00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:58,220 So I didn't spoil anything 941 00:38:58,220 --> 00:39:00,220 Because I'm so invested in a game that I hadn't even played 942 00:39:00,220 --> 00:39:02,220 It's the character 943 00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:04,220 And stuff that it 944 00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:06,220 Put in in the first one 945 00:39:06,220 --> 00:39:08,220 I have no feeling 946 00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:10,220 Towards Horizon, so it was a good fucking 947 00:39:10,220 --> 00:39:12,220 Waste of 60, 70 quid on it 948 00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:14,220 I think I played it for about 3 hours 949 00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:16,220 And then never played it again 950 00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:18,220 Is that grass or a grasshopper? 951 00:39:18,220 --> 00:39:20,220 I think it's grass 952 00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:22,220 Thankfully, that's a bit scary 953 00:39:22,220 --> 00:39:24,220 Oh, you scared of grasshoppers? 954 00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:26,220 I fucking hate bugs 955 00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:28,220 I'm terrified of bugs 956 00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:30,220 I don't like them 957 00:39:30,220 --> 00:39:32,220 My son, he's just 958 00:39:32,220 --> 00:39:34,220 Come across spiders 959 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:36,220 He don't like them 960 00:39:36,220 --> 00:39:38,220 Or he loves them 961 00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:40,220 He did, until he asked to touch one 962 00:39:40,220 --> 00:39:42,220 And I let him touch it 963 00:39:42,220 --> 00:39:44,220 And now he's not so keen on it 964 00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:46,220 Was it a big boy or a little spider? 965 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:48,220 He's like, Bader, Bader 966 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:50,220 He's like, touch, touch 967 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:52,220 And then he put his finger on it 968 00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:54,220 And then he went across the ceiling 969 00:39:54,220 --> 00:39:56,220 And he was like 970 00:39:56,220 --> 00:39:58,220 And now anything on the wall 971 00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:00,220 Like a screw that's not got a picture 972 00:40:00,220 --> 00:40:02,220 Hanging from it, he's going, Bader 973 00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:04,220 Big Bader 974 00:40:04,220 --> 00:40:06,220 We was asleep 975 00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:08,220 And I woke up for work 976 00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:10,220 And it's very rare that my alarm wakes 977 00:40:10,220 --> 00:40:12,220 Steph up 978 00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:14,220 Anyway, my alarm went off, I turned it off 979 00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:16,220 And then Steph woke up 980 00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:18,220 And obviously it's pitch black 981 00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:20,220 And I was like, oh, Reese 982 00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:22,220 Reese, there's a spider 983 00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:24,220 There's a spider on the ceiling 984 00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:26,220 And we both got up extremely quickly 985 00:40:26,220 --> 00:40:28,220 But extremely calmly 986 00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:30,220 And there was nothing there 987 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,220 She was hallucinating 988 00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:34,220 She was adamant 989 00:40:34,220 --> 00:40:36,220 There was this massive spider 990 00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:38,220 Just dangling above our heads 991 00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:40,220 And I think what it was maybe like 992 00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:42,220 It's a shadow or something and your brain turns it into something 993 00:40:42,220 --> 00:40:44,220 Or it was just a genuine hallucination 994 00:40:44,220 --> 00:40:46,220 But we both shit ourselves 995 00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:48,220 And I'm terrified of spiders, man 996 00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:50,220 I'm terrified of them 997 00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:52,220 Little ditty ones I'm absolutely fine with 998 00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:54,220 But them big cunts 999 00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:56,220 If a massive house spider comes running through here 1000 00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:58,220 But I don't want to kill them 1001 00:40:58,220 --> 00:41:00,220 I don't like killing things 1002 00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:02,220 But yeah, I don't like them, man 1003 00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:04,220 I don't like them particularly, but I won't kill them 1004 00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:06,220 I'll put a glass around them, a bit of paper 1005 00:41:06,220 --> 00:41:08,220 I think it's something to do with the way that they walk 1006 00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:10,220 It's definitely the way they walk 1007 00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:12,220 It's what terrifies humans when it comes to spiders 1008 00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:14,220 Because there is very little 1009 00:41:14,220 --> 00:41:16,220 Creatures out there that 1010 00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:18,220 Move the same way 1011 00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:20,220 And that is what scares people 1012 00:41:20,220 --> 00:41:22,220 Add to the fact that you see 1013 00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:24,220 What they do to insects 1014 00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:26,220 Stick them in a sticky web 1015 00:41:26,220 --> 00:41:28,220 Tie them up and suck the fucking insides out of them 1016 00:41:28,220 --> 00:41:30,220 You see what Sheba did to Frodo 1017 00:41:30,220 --> 00:41:32,220 Exactly, that's just terrifying 1018 00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:34,220 Or She-Lug, whatever it fucking was 1019 00:41:34,220 --> 00:41:36,220 Imagine if spiders were human sized 1020 00:41:36,220 --> 00:41:38,220 Wouldn't be so keen on them 1021 00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:40,220 I'm not keen on them as they are 1022 00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:42,220 If spiders were human sized 1023 00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:44,220 If spiders were human sized 1024 00:41:44,220 --> 00:41:46,220 Absolutely fucking not 1025 00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:48,220 Absolutely not 1026 00:41:48,220 --> 00:41:50,220 I went to Australia and I didn't see a single spider 1027 00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:52,220 And I was so fucking happy for it 1028 00:41:52,220 --> 00:41:54,220 Because I was petrified of seeing massive spiders 1029 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,220 Big old huntsman in the toilet waiting 1030 00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:58,220 I just can't 1031 00:41:58,220 --> 00:42:00,220 Sitting in your shoe 1032 00:42:00,220 --> 00:42:02,220 I can't do it, I can't do it 1033 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,220 Even that is like, ugh 1034 00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:06,220 Bugs man, bugs in general, they're weird fucking things 1035 00:42:06,220 --> 00:42:08,220 They're really weird, moths 1036 00:42:08,220 --> 00:42:10,220 Moths are no- you asked Mark, he's heard me screaming on fucking mic 1037 00:42:10,220 --> 00:42:12,220 Where I used to live 1038 00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:14,220 You sound like moths 1039 00:42:14,220 --> 00:42:16,220 Where I used to live 1040 00:42:16,220 --> 00:42:18,220 I used to have the windows open 1041 00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:20,220 All through summer 1042 00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:22,220 It's kind of like this setup really 1043 00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:24,220 So imagine the doors permanently open 1044 00:42:24,220 --> 00:42:26,220 Because it's fucking boiling hot 1045 00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:28,220 But this was when I was a teenager 1046 00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:30,220 So I'd be playing until like 3, 4 in the morning 1047 00:42:30,220 --> 00:42:32,220 It's obviously 1048 00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:34,220 Fucking bright 1049 00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:36,220 Massive telly in front of you 1050 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:38,220 Every single window open 1051 00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:40,220 What's it gonna attract? 1052 00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:42,220 The fucking moths 1053 00:42:42,220 --> 00:42:44,220 Jesus Christ, it's the flapping 1054 00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:46,220 I can't do the flapping, the fluttering 1055 00:42:46,220 --> 00:42:48,220 And those motherfuckers target you 1056 00:42:48,220 --> 00:42:50,220 Once you flutter one away, you go fuck off 1057 00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:52,220 That thing's after you 1058 00:42:52,220 --> 00:42:54,220 And I know they're blind, but that thing's fucking coming for you 1059 00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:56,220 It's on your face constantly 1060 00:42:56,220 --> 00:42:58,220 They don't want to be touching me, not the dust off their wings, they can't fly 1061 00:42:58,220 --> 00:43:00,220 I can't do it, and when they're big 1062 00:43:00,220 --> 00:43:02,220 When they're massive and all you can just hear is them fluttering their wings 1063 00:43:02,220 --> 00:43:04,220 I've got about 4 or 5 tattooed on me 1064 00:43:04,220 --> 00:43:06,220 I can't fucking stand them 1065 00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:08,220 They're coming around, aren't you? 1066 00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:10,220 That's a dragonfly 1067 00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:12,220 Do you like dragonflies? 1068 00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:14,220 No, that's a beetle 1069 00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:16,220 Do you like beetles? 1070 00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:18,220 Nah 1071 00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:20,220 I think there's 2 moths on here 1072 00:43:20,220 --> 00:43:22,220 2 or 3 moths and something else 1073 00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:24,220 Do you like moths? Nah 1074 00:43:24,220 --> 00:43:26,220 I don't like bugs 1075 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:28,220 I fucking hate them 1076 00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:30,220 I don't know, because they look cool 1077 00:43:30,220 --> 00:43:32,220 It's turning to a nice day actually, isn't it? 1078 00:43:32,220 --> 00:43:34,220 It's alright, isn't it? 1079 00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:36,220 I was thinking how 1080 00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:38,220 awkward it would have been 1081 00:43:38,220 --> 00:43:40,220 if we were those kinds of people where 1082 00:43:40,220 --> 00:43:42,220 at the Star Wars celebration 1083 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:44,220 we tried to set up an impromptu podcast episode 1084 00:43:44,220 --> 00:43:46,220 like if we just pulled out a desk 1085 00:43:46,220 --> 00:43:48,220 and like a 1086 00:43:48,220 --> 00:43:50,220 I don't know, like a power pack or something 1087 00:43:50,220 --> 00:43:52,220 and tried to plug in all the gear and record a podcast 1088 00:43:52,220 --> 00:43:54,220 in the middle of that massive crowd of people 1089 00:43:54,220 --> 00:43:56,220 because I feel like that's something 1090 00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:58,220 that someone would try to do 1091 00:43:58,220 --> 00:44:00,220 at some point 1092 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:02,220 Did I tell you why it was so busy? 1093 00:44:02,220 --> 00:44:04,220 I was 1094 00:44:04,220 --> 00:44:06,220 I went into the nerdbase the other day and I was speaking to them 1095 00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:08,220 I said, well when's the Star Wars 1096 00:44:08,220 --> 00:44:10,220 day and stuff like that 1097 00:44:10,220 --> 00:44:12,220 and then I got talking to them about Star Wars 1098 00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:14,220 celebration, one of them went 1099 00:44:14,220 --> 00:44:16,220 and then a couple of punters walked over 1100 00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:18,220 and they were talking about it as well 1101 00:44:18,220 --> 00:44:20,220 so we all just ended up talking about Star Wars celebration 1102 00:44:20,220 --> 00:44:22,220 and it turns out 1103 00:44:22,220 --> 00:44:24,220 that 1104 00:44:24,220 --> 00:44:26,220 most of them went on like Saturdays 1105 00:44:26,220 --> 00:44:28,220 and stuff, but apparently 1106 00:44:28,220 --> 00:44:30,220 the reason it was so busy on Friday 1107 00:44:30,220 --> 00:44:32,220 is because people were just walking in 1108 00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:34,220 off the street because no one was checking tickets 1109 00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:36,220 Oh was it? 1110 00:44:36,220 --> 00:44:38,220 That's why it was so busy 1111 00:44:38,220 --> 00:44:40,220 I didn't get my ticket out 1112 00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:42,220 Yeah I didn't get mine out either 1113 00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:44,220 Yours was around your neck though, mine was in my wallet 1114 00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:46,220 Yeah you didn't have yours on your at all 1115 00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:48,220 I had it in my hand when we walked through the security 1116 00:44:48,220 --> 00:44:50,220 Yeah but they didn't check them 1117 00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:52,220 No that's what I mean, I had it in my hand when we walked through security but no one looked here 1118 00:44:52,220 --> 00:44:54,220 put it in my wallet and then queued up and then we went in 1119 00:44:54,220 --> 00:44:56,220 To be fair though, that doesn't surprise me 1120 00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:58,220 because I got through security waving a banana 1121 00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:00,220 in the man's face 1122 00:45:00,220 --> 00:45:02,220 with two fucking 1123 00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:04,220 contrabanded items in the fucking bag 1124 00:45:04,220 --> 00:45:06,220 That's crazy 1125 00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:08,220 so we paid about 80 quid a ticket 1126 00:45:08,220 --> 00:45:10,220 Yep 1127 00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:12,220 Just fucking could have just walked in 1128 00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:14,220 Basically for the merch, we paid a ticket 1129 00:45:14,220 --> 00:45:16,220 just to have something to show 1130 00:45:16,220 --> 00:45:18,220 that we went to Star Wars celebration 1131 00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:22,220 No way, that's why it was that busy 1132 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,220 Yeah, apparently Saturday was alright 1133 00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:26,220 because I've watched a lot of YouTube videos since 1134 00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:28,220 of people vlogging around there 1135 00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:30,220 and stuff like that and I'm like 1136 00:45:30,220 --> 00:45:32,220 this was not like that for us 1137 00:45:32,220 --> 00:45:34,220 I wondered why there were so many people 1138 00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:36,220 walking around with babies 1139 00:45:36,220 --> 00:45:38,220 Yeah there was babies 1140 00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:40,220 Listen up folks, when we say babies 1141 00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:42,220 I mean fucking just out of the womb 1142 00:45:42,220 --> 00:45:44,220 kind of babies 1143 00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:46,220 I see at least one newborn 1144 00:45:46,220 --> 00:45:48,220 In a fucking sea of people 1145 00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:50,220 What the fuck, get that kid away from here 1146 00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:52,220 There was a pregnant woman walking around 1147 00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:54,220 with a pram 1148 00:45:54,220 --> 00:45:56,220 You were in the wrong place 1149 00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:58,220 It was far too busy to have newborn babies 1150 00:45:58,220 --> 00:46:00,220 and stuff in there 1151 00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:02,220 Wow, that's why people were just walking off the street 1152 00:46:02,220 --> 00:46:04,220 Makes me wonder what it was like 1153 00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:06,220 You could do though, because when we 1154 00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:08,220 obviously the couple of times that we went out 1155 00:46:08,220 --> 00:46:10,220 so you could have a little vapey vapey 1156 00:46:10,220 --> 00:46:12,220 It was empty, wasn't it? 1157 00:46:12,220 --> 00:46:14,220 Anyone was just walking in 1158 00:46:14,220 --> 00:46:16,220 But there was security there 1159 00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:18,220 checking fucking 1160 00:46:18,220 --> 00:46:20,220 Yeah, at that point 1161 00:46:20,220 --> 00:46:22,220 And they were checking people that were going out for a fag 1162 00:46:22,220 --> 00:46:24,220 Yeah 1163 00:46:24,220 --> 00:46:26,220 But if you were going out for a fag 1164 00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:28,220 I would have either gone 1165 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:30,220 if I hadn't had a ticket, I would have either gone 1166 00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:32,220 Oh I won't bother then 1167 00:46:32,220 --> 00:46:34,220 Or I'd make a point of saying 1168 00:46:34,220 --> 00:46:36,220 You're right mate, I'm just going for me 1169 00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:38,220 Make sure you remember what I look like 1170 00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:40,220 I'll be back in two seconds 1171 00:46:40,220 --> 00:46:42,220 And then you'd just let straight back in 1172 00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:44,220 And then weren't there when 1173 00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:46,220 it was about half way through 1174 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,220 when we walked all the way down to the end 1175 00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:50,220 where there was that other smoking bit 1176 00:46:50,220 --> 00:46:52,220 where you could walk out and there was obviously 1177 00:46:52,220 --> 00:46:54,220 there was loads of people smoking but it seemed like 1178 00:46:54,220 --> 00:46:56,220 anyone could have just walked in through that door 1179 00:46:56,220 --> 00:46:58,220 And then when we actually left and we got off the station 1180 00:46:58,220 --> 00:47:00,220 and then to them steps to the original 1181 00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:02,220 front doors and we were like, you could have literally 1182 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:04,220 just fucking walked in there 1183 00:47:04,220 --> 00:47:06,220 We got the train to the next station instead of just walking out another exit 1184 00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:08,220 Yeah 1185 00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:10,220 We got the train round the building 1186 00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:12,220 rather than just walking through it 1187 00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:14,220 Yeah, that's why it was so busy, which is crazy 1188 00:47:14,220 --> 00:47:16,220 Which is absolutely crazy to me 1189 00:47:16,220 --> 00:47:18,220 That's mental, innit? That's such a security risk 1190 00:47:18,220 --> 00:47:20,220 That's so bad 1191 00:47:20,220 --> 00:47:22,220 So yeah, it was nowhere near as busy apparently 1192 00:47:22,220 --> 00:47:24,220 on any of the other days 1193 00:47:24,220 --> 00:47:26,220 So yeah 1194 00:47:26,220 --> 00:47:28,220 I'm out of breath, I don't know why 1195 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:30,220 I'm so unfit and I would need a blood test 1196 00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:34,220 That's going to solve your problems, is it a blood test? 1197 00:47:34,220 --> 00:47:36,220 Nah, I keep getting letters about 1198 00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:38,220 oh, come and get a check for all your health 1199 00:47:38,220 --> 00:47:40,220 and I'm like, nah, fuck that 1200 00:47:40,220 --> 00:47:42,220 Why? Just going to have a blood test? 1201 00:47:42,220 --> 00:47:44,220 No, because if something's going to happen... 1202 00:47:44,220 --> 00:47:46,220 Have you heard to have a prostate exam yet? 1203 00:47:46,220 --> 00:47:48,220 I'm a doctor 1204 00:47:58,220 --> 00:48:00,220 He's had them DIY prostatings 1205 00:48:04,220 --> 00:48:06,220 That's great 1206 00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:08,220 That's great 1207 00:48:08,220 --> 00:48:10,220 I was going to say, because you're near the age where they start doing that 1208 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:12,220 Alright, mate 1209 00:48:12,220 --> 00:48:14,220 You are though, I swear you are 1210 00:48:14,220 --> 00:48:16,220 Yeah, I think so 1211 00:48:16,220 --> 00:48:18,220 They keep sending me letters saying 1212 00:48:18,220 --> 00:48:20,220 I need to check up on all your fucking 1213 00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:22,220 you know, all your little systems 1214 00:48:22,220 --> 00:48:24,220 and all your lungs and all the bollocks 1215 00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:26,220 all your vitamin levels 1216 00:48:26,220 --> 00:48:28,220 I would have thought you'd be on doing that considering 1217 00:48:28,220 --> 00:48:30,220 your line of work now 1218 00:48:30,220 --> 00:48:32,220 Yeah, but I don't care 1219 00:48:32,220 --> 00:48:34,220 The way I see it 1220 00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:36,220 is if something's wrong with me 1221 00:48:36,220 --> 00:48:38,220 and I'm going to die, I'd rather just die 1222 00:48:38,220 --> 00:48:40,220 without knowing 1223 00:48:40,220 --> 00:48:42,220 I thought it was fixable 1224 00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:44,220 Well then, then I'll probably be 1225 00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:46,220 a bit annoyed with myself 1226 00:48:46,220 --> 00:48:48,220 I'll be dead so it won't matter 1227 00:48:48,220 --> 00:48:50,220 You have a family 1228 00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:52,220 Yeah, granted 1229 00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:54,220 What do you mean? If I'm going to die 1230 00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:56,220 just let it happen 1231 00:48:56,220 --> 00:48:58,220 Yeah, well because if I don't know 1232 00:48:58,220 --> 00:49:00,220 But there's so many things that are curable 1233 00:49:00,220 --> 00:49:02,220 Yeah, but I'd rather just die 1234 00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:04,220 than go to the doctors and they'd be like 1235 00:49:04,220 --> 00:49:06,220 Ah, yeah, it's cancer, yeah 1236 00:49:06,220 --> 00:49:08,220 Six months, I'd rather just die 1237 00:49:08,220 --> 00:49:10,220 It's not how cancer works 1238 00:49:10,220 --> 00:49:12,220 Not all the time 1239 00:49:12,220 --> 00:49:14,220 A lot of it's curable 1240 00:49:14,220 --> 00:49:16,220 Yeah, I don't know, man 1241 00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:18,220 No, you've got to start getting yourself checked 1242 00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:20,220 I swear to God 1243 00:49:20,220 --> 00:49:22,220 You won't though, will you? Nah 1244 00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:24,220 You are reactive rather than 1245 00:49:24,220 --> 00:49:26,220 proactive That's exactly what I am 1246 00:49:26,220 --> 00:49:28,220 Which isn't helpful, you've always got to 1247 00:49:28,220 --> 00:49:30,220 be proactive 1248 00:49:30,220 --> 00:49:32,220 It takes time 1249 00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:34,220 It does, it's like why am I going to go to the dentist 1250 00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:36,220 if my teeth don't hurt, man? I know you should 1251 00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:38,220 To be fair, I'm with you on that one 1252 00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:40,220 I don't believe that the dentists actually harm your teeth 1253 00:49:40,220 --> 00:49:42,220 I clean my teeth twice a day 1254 00:49:42,220 --> 00:49:44,220 I floss and I use mouthwash 1255 00:49:44,220 --> 00:49:46,220 If my tooth starts hurting 1256 00:49:46,220 --> 00:49:48,220 and I'm like ah ah ah, I'll go to the dentist 1257 00:49:48,220 --> 00:49:50,220 I'll take the comb out I've barely cleaned them 1258 00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:52,220 once a day 1259 00:49:52,220 --> 00:49:54,220 I clean them twice a day, floss them 1260 00:49:54,220 --> 00:49:56,220 I mouthwash, I do all that shit 1261 00:49:56,220 --> 00:49:58,220 I don't do the floss or the mouthwash 1262 00:49:58,220 --> 00:50:00,220 Yeah, but I smoked for like 1263 00:50:00,220 --> 00:50:02,220 a long period of my life 1264 00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:04,220 So my teeth needed a lot of it 1265 00:50:04,220 --> 00:50:06,220 I think I caught it just about 1266 00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:08,220 when I started going all manky and horrible 1267 00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:10,220 Well my teeth ain't manky and horrible 1268 00:50:10,220 --> 00:50:12,220 They're not great 1269 00:50:12,220 --> 00:50:14,220 I can smell your breath from here, it's awful 1270 00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:16,220 Yeah, it doesn't surprise me 1271 00:50:16,220 --> 00:50:18,220 But I believe that the dentists do something to your teeth 1272 00:50:18,220 --> 00:50:20,220 and that makes you keep going back 1273 00:50:20,220 --> 00:50:22,220 Because I ain't, I had last time 1274 00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:24,220 Steph made me go to the dentist 1275 00:50:24,220 --> 00:50:26,220 because I hadn't been for 1276 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:28,220 I think I went once before I turned 18 1277 00:50:28,220 --> 00:50:30,220 because it was still free 1278 00:50:30,220 --> 00:50:32,220 and then before then I just hadn't been 1279 00:50:32,220 --> 00:50:34,220 Whether that's neglect from my mother, I don't know 1280 00:50:34,220 --> 00:50:36,220 But yeah, I think in my lifetime I've been to the dentist 1281 00:50:36,220 --> 00:50:38,220 maybe like four times 1282 00:50:38,220 --> 00:50:40,220 and so she was like, you need to go to the fucking dentist, I'm taking you 1283 00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:42,220 and this was a while ago and I went in there and said my teeth were absolutely perfect 1284 00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:44,220 Other than a couple of chips 1285 00:50:44,220 --> 00:50:46,220 and some fights 1286 00:50:46,220 --> 00:50:48,220 because I'm hard like that 1287 00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:50,220 You ain't had a fight in your life 1288 00:50:50,220 --> 00:50:52,220 No, I've just been beaten up 1289 00:50:52,220 --> 00:50:54,220 Yeah, exactly 1290 00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:56,220 But now I'm big, big and scary 1291 00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:58,220 Big, not scary 1292 00:50:58,220 --> 00:51:00,220 Yeah, so there 1293 00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:02,220 that's my story 1294 00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:04,220 Anyway, I'm not out of breath anymore, let's move on 1295 00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:06,220 Right 1296 00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:08,220 Funko Pops and fucking toys 1297 00:51:10,220 --> 00:51:12,220 He's built 1298 00:51:12,220 --> 00:51:14,220 He's built a monument 1299 00:51:14,220 --> 00:51:16,220 of all his pop figures 1300 00:51:16,220 --> 00:51:18,220 Is this all of them or some of them? There's a lot 1301 00:51:18,220 --> 00:51:20,220 That's all of them so far, there's a couple more that are rocking up 1302 00:51:20,220 --> 00:51:22,220 So I find it mental that you've got 1303 00:51:22,220 --> 00:51:24,220 Viseris Targaryen all the way 1304 00:51:24,220 --> 00:51:26,220 down there and you've got Daemon up there 1305 00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:28,220 I know Daemon's sign but surely they need to be like 1306 00:51:28,220 --> 00:51:30,220 near each other in some aspect 1307 00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:32,220 I tried to but I wanted it was either that 1308 00:51:32,220 --> 00:51:34,220 or I put all the signed ones together 1309 00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:36,220 so I thought I want to put the signed ones together 1310 00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:38,220 Can't you put Viseris on top of Aragorn? 1311 00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,220 It's not just Viseris there either 1312 00:51:40,220 --> 00:51:42,220 Oh, you've got the girl as well 1313 00:51:42,220 --> 00:51:44,220 It's um 1314 00:51:44,220 --> 00:51:46,220 Let me move the Balrog out of the way 1315 00:51:46,220 --> 00:51:48,220 Oh, he's got Rere 1316 00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:50,220 Renea Targaryen 1317 00:51:50,220 --> 00:51:52,220 Yeah 1318 00:51:52,220 --> 00:51:54,220 So, they're not 1319 00:51:54,220 --> 00:51:56,220 He's not on his own 1320 00:51:56,220 --> 00:51:58,220 Geralt, oh we've both got that one haven't we? 1321 00:51:58,220 --> 00:52:00,220 We tried to get the red eyes, didn't we? 1322 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:02,220 Yep, that's the only reason why I got the Geralt 1323 00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:04,220 It's because I tried to get you the old red eyes 1324 00:52:04,220 --> 00:52:06,220 You've got the dragons 1325 00:52:06,220 --> 00:52:08,220 You've got Smales back there 1326 00:52:08,220 --> 00:52:10,220 What's the other one? 1327 00:52:10,220 --> 00:52:12,220 What is the other one? 1328 00:52:12,220 --> 00:52:14,220 Oh, Deathwing, that's cool 1329 00:52:14,220 --> 00:52:16,220 The fucking 1330 00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:18,220 It's only because I went on a mad one 1331 00:52:18,220 --> 00:52:20,220 buying loads off of eBay 1332 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:22,220 and I was 1333 00:52:22,220 --> 00:52:24,220 watching a lot of shit and bought 1334 00:52:24,220 --> 00:52:26,220 some shit that I already had 1335 00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:28,220 without realising 1336 00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:30,220 So I was like, yeah, let's get these out of the box 1337 00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:32,220 My 1338 00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:34,220 main aim at the moment is to finish 1339 00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:36,220 is to get all of the Lord of the Rings ones 1340 00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:38,220 Annoyingly, I missed out on a Boromir 1341 00:52:38,220 --> 00:52:40,220 yesterday because I couldn't bring myself 1342 00:52:40,220 --> 00:52:42,220 to bid on it because 1343 00:52:42,220 --> 00:52:44,220 I spent so much money on Funko Pops 1344 00:52:44,220 --> 00:52:46,220 So, I will get that one 1345 00:52:46,220 --> 00:52:48,220 eventually, but I'm trying to 1346 00:52:48,220 --> 00:52:50,220 as you can see, get them signed 1347 00:52:52,220 --> 00:52:54,220 So, it's 1348 00:52:54,220 --> 00:52:56,220 expensive and it's quite difficult 1349 00:52:56,220 --> 00:52:58,220 Rich people problems 1350 00:52:58,220 --> 00:53:00,220 No, no, no, no, no 1351 00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:02,220 No, no, no, no 1352 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:04,220 Because we have this 1353 00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:06,220 You bought the same figure twice 1354 00:53:06,220 --> 00:53:08,220 because you got so much money you didn't realise 1355 00:53:08,220 --> 00:53:10,220 you already had it 1356 00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:12,220 It doesn't matter 1357 00:53:12,220 --> 00:53:14,220 I got one refunded 1358 00:53:14,220 --> 00:53:16,220 The other one is just in the kitchen 1359 00:53:16,220 --> 00:53:18,220 We spend around 1360 00:53:18,220 --> 00:53:20,220 the same amount of money 1361 00:53:20,220 --> 00:53:22,220 when it comes to this kind of shit 1362 00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:24,220 I got the same one twice, not because you're buying toys 1363 00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:26,220 They're not toys 1364 00:53:26,220 --> 00:53:28,220 They're collectibles 1365 00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:30,220 Look at Joel 1366 00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:32,220 That dirty cunt at the fucking Star Wars 1367 00:53:32,220 --> 00:53:34,220 celebration wanted me 1368 00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:36,220 to spend 200 quid just for Joel 1369 00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:38,220 I got all three of them 1370 00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:40,220 for 215 1371 00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:42,220 They're not fake 1372 00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:44,220 Are they? 1373 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:46,220 Are you sure? 1374 00:53:46,220 --> 00:53:48,220 No, they're not 1375 00:53:48,220 --> 00:53:50,220 Well, I don't know 1376 00:53:50,220 --> 00:53:52,220 I hope they're not 1377 00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:54,220 It'd be sad if they were 1378 00:53:54,220 --> 00:53:56,220 They aren't fake because what I'll do is never post them 1379 00:53:56,220 --> 00:53:58,220 asking if they're fake 1380 00:53:58,220 --> 00:54:00,220 They aren't fake 1381 00:54:00,220 --> 00:54:02,220 I don't think they are 1382 00:54:02,220 --> 00:54:04,220 They're not fake 1383 00:54:04,220 --> 00:54:06,220 I don't do fake funcos 1384 00:54:06,220 --> 00:54:08,220 That looks good today 1385 00:54:08,220 --> 00:54:10,220 I'm getting better at tying it up 1386 00:54:10,220 --> 00:54:12,220 You're just going to cut it all off 1387 00:54:12,220 --> 00:54:14,220 and you can have your hair like that 1388 00:54:14,220 --> 00:54:16,220 It pisses me off 1389 00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:18,220 I was going to cut it all off 1390 00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:20,220 and then cut my dead ends off 1391 00:54:20,220 --> 00:54:22,220 Such a strange sentence 1392 00:54:22,220 --> 00:54:24,220 to hear a fellow man say 1393 00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:26,220 And now it feels very nice 1394 00:54:26,220 --> 00:54:28,220 It's less knotty 1395 00:54:28,220 --> 00:54:30,220 You don't have to worry about this 1396 00:54:30,220 --> 00:54:32,220 because soon enough your hair is going to be gone 1397 00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:34,220 Whereas mine 1398 00:54:34,220 --> 00:54:36,220 is going to live on forever 1399 00:54:36,220 --> 00:54:38,220 So you've got to take care of it 1400 00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:40,220 Mark's the same, he doesn't understand it 1401 00:54:40,220 --> 00:54:42,220 because he's a fucking balding man 1402 00:54:42,220 --> 00:54:44,220 He looks like a jelly bean 1403 00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:46,220 Now that it's all sorted 1404 00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:48,220 It's nice 1405 00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:50,220 Me and Steph have started watching The Last Kingdom 1406 00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:52,220 Have you seen that? 1407 00:54:52,220 --> 00:54:54,220 Have you seen all of it? 1408 00:54:54,220 --> 00:54:56,220 Have you seen the movie 1409 00:54:56,220 --> 00:54:58,220 that finishes it? 1410 00:54:58,220 --> 00:55:00,220 Is that the one? 1411 00:55:00,220 --> 00:55:02,220 I don't want any spoilers 1412 00:55:02,220 --> 00:55:04,220 Can I just say 1413 00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:06,220 Fucking incredible 1414 00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:08,220 I think it's better than Vikings 1415 00:55:08,220 --> 00:55:10,220 I think it is 1416 00:55:10,220 --> 00:55:12,220 But I stopped watching Vikings after 1417 00:55:12,220 --> 00:55:14,220 You can't say that 1418 00:55:14,220 --> 00:55:16,220 I stopped after that 1419 00:55:16,220 --> 00:55:18,220 Fuck me 1420 00:55:18,220 --> 00:55:20,220 You just avoided a spoiler 1421 00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:22,220 Fuck me, what's happened? 1422 00:55:22,220 --> 00:55:24,220 I did it very well 1423 00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:26,220 The Last Kingdom, I've tried it before 1424 00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:28,220 I've tried it before 1425 00:55:28,220 --> 00:55:30,220 Destiny is all 1426 00:55:30,220 --> 00:55:32,220 Father Biocca is fucking 1427 00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:34,220 Don't give 1428 00:55:34,220 --> 00:55:36,220 Don't give 1429 00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:38,220 Don't 1430 00:55:38,220 --> 00:55:40,220 No, no, no 1431 00:55:40,220 --> 00:55:42,220 I've got to take Steph, tell her not to listen 1432 00:55:42,220 --> 00:55:44,220 I didn't do nothing 1433 00:55:44,220 --> 00:55:46,220 I've done nothing 1434 00:55:46,220 --> 00:55:48,220 You cunt 1435 00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:50,220 I've done nothing 1436 00:55:50,220 --> 00:55:52,220 I hate this 1437 00:55:52,220 --> 00:55:54,220 Shut up, I ain't looking at you anymore 1438 00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:56,220 While I'm going to talk about this 1439 00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:58,220 He's such a good character 1440 00:55:58,220 --> 00:56:00,220 Such a shame 1441 00:56:02,220 --> 00:56:04,220 I knew it would go down the fucking game 1442 00:56:04,220 --> 00:56:06,220 Of Thrones route where it starts to fucking get rid of all the people that I love 1443 00:56:08,220 --> 00:56:10,220 I've literally done nothing 1444 00:56:10,220 --> 00:56:12,220 All that happened 1445 00:56:12,220 --> 00:56:14,220 He looked at me, my eyeballs looked to the left 1446 00:56:14,220 --> 00:56:16,220 And then straight back at him 1447 00:56:16,220 --> 00:56:18,220 And from that he gathered 1448 00:56:18,220 --> 00:56:20,220 I don't want to know how 1449 00:56:20,220 --> 00:56:22,220 But now that I know and I don't want to know when 1450 00:56:24,220 --> 00:56:26,220 Very good, really really good 1451 00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:28,220 A lot of the people that I work with are all over it 1452 00:56:28,220 --> 00:56:30,220 So I thought fuck it, I'll give it another go 1453 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,220 It's sick man, me and Steph are obsessed with it 1454 00:56:32,220 --> 00:56:34,220 To the point where I haven't played any games 1455 00:56:34,220 --> 00:56:36,220 For like three or four days 1456 00:56:36,220 --> 00:56:38,220 Because we've just been fucking watching 1457 00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:40,220 The Last Kingdom, it's proper taken over 1458 00:56:40,220 --> 00:56:42,220 It's very good 1459 00:56:42,220 --> 00:56:44,220 I'm a huge fan of it, Dane Slayer 1460 00:56:44,220 --> 00:56:46,220 So where are you up to? 1461 00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:48,220 I think we're one or two episodes away from season 3 1462 00:56:50,220 --> 00:56:52,220 That doesn't mean a lot to me 1463 00:56:52,220 --> 00:56:54,220 I don't know how many seasons are there 1464 00:56:54,220 --> 00:56:56,220 So I'll probably watch four 1465 00:56:56,220 --> 00:56:58,220 I think there's a season, the latest season I haven't seen 1466 00:56:58,220 --> 00:57:00,220 And then there's the film 1467 00:57:00,220 --> 00:57:02,220 So apparently the film ties it all up 1468 00:57:02,220 --> 00:57:04,220 Unfortunately my mate watched the film 1469 00:57:04,220 --> 00:57:06,220 He didn't like it 1470 00:57:06,220 --> 00:57:08,220 And he's sort of shit 1471 00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:10,220 And he's just watched the whole series 1472 00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:12,220 I've heard a couple of people say it's a bit waft 1473 00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:14,220 But if it ties up a story 1474 00:57:14,220 --> 00:57:16,220 Then fuck it, we'll have to give it a go 1475 00:57:16,220 --> 00:57:18,220 But so far, I'm very very very much enjoying it 1476 00:57:18,220 --> 00:57:20,220 Haven't yet started looking at Funko Pops 1477 00:57:20,220 --> 00:57:22,220 For the Last Kingdom 1478 00:57:22,220 --> 00:57:24,220 But I'm sure there's some knocking around 1479 00:57:24,220 --> 00:57:26,220 And everyone's just called 1480 00:57:26,220 --> 00:57:28,220 Ethel Weld on shit 1481 00:57:28,220 --> 00:57:30,220 Everyone's called Ethel Fred 1482 00:57:30,220 --> 00:57:32,220 Ethel Weld, Ethel Wold 1483 00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:34,220 Ethel Fled and Ethel Red and fucking 1484 00:57:34,220 --> 00:57:36,220 Wadda drudwadda 1485 00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:38,220 Yeah 1486 00:57:38,220 --> 00:57:40,220 Beyond Fliot 1487 00:57:40,220 --> 00:57:42,220 Ben Fli 1488 00:57:42,220 --> 00:57:44,220 I was like, hey, there it is 1489 00:57:44,220 --> 00:57:46,220 Beyond Fliot 1490 00:57:46,220 --> 00:57:48,220 It's still fucking weird names 1491 00:57:48,220 --> 00:57:50,220 Old names, it's good, I like it, I'm enjoying it 1492 00:57:50,220 --> 00:57:52,220 Yeah, it is good 1493 00:57:52,220 --> 00:57:54,220 It's got Knut, is he in it? 1494 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:56,220 Knut, is that his name? 1495 00:57:56,220 --> 00:57:58,220 I don't know 1496 00:57:58,220 --> 00:58:00,220 Is he a ginger guy? 1497 00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:02,220 There's Finan 1498 00:58:02,220 --> 00:58:08,520 Irish no, he's a he's a Dane. He's not one of his mates. He might not be introduced yet. I'm sure he is 1499 00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,740 I think that may about the witch the white haired woman 1500 00:58:13,060 --> 00:58:14,760 surname 1501 00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:22,460 Scowl skull or something. Well, I'm sure I'm sure three seasons in no, I'm not season three yet 1502 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:26,320 When I said I'm one or two episodes away from season three 1503 00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,460 I just don't think that much could have happened since oh, yeah 1504 00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:35,820 You can get I remember I tried to get you a Ragnar Lofbrook Funko pop they're expensive man, and they're rare 1505 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:42,260 Trying to get hold of one. It's difficult man. He's the man. He's cool. There's a lot of fakes of him 1506 00:58:42,260 --> 00:58:45,080 He's got there's a Ragnar in there and there Ragnar Agnuson 1507 00:58:45,580 --> 00:58:49,700 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, Uhtred is Uhtred Ragnar son 1508 00:58:50,220 --> 00:58:55,700 And then he's obviously names his son Uhtred son of Uhtred. He's in the middle and he's done on what to do 1509 00:58:55,700 --> 00:59:01,180 He's a Dane and a Saxon. He's a Saxon brought up as a Dane who's gone back to Saxon 1510 00:59:01,180 --> 00:59:07,500 But does not believe in Christianity just floats. He just does what he likes. He's actually a real character in real life as well 1511 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:09,500 You know what Uhtred? Uh-huh 1512 00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:15,420 Real real character. I don't know how much of it's true. Obviously probably not a lot. He's actually a real person 1513 00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:20,040 Uhtred of Bebbanburg destiny is all so you so 1514 00:59:21,060 --> 00:59:23,060 I've got myself heavily into 1515 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:25,380 Signed Funko Pops 1516 00:59:25,380 --> 00:59:32,620 I will say that I've I won ladybug from bullet train which is signed by Brad Pitt. So that's coming soon 1517 00:59:32,620 --> 00:59:35,740 It's just moved up levels. I mean I I I 1518 00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:39,740 Started this mad obsession with his Funko Pops 1519 00:59:39,740 --> 00:59:45,940 I keep buying them and then he's like, yeah, I'm in and then he and then I'd start buying Pokemon and then he was like 1520 00:59:45,940 --> 00:59:47,380 He's in 1521 00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:52,380 And but he's like leveled up to the point where he's sure. Oh, yeah, I like this character 1522 00:59:52,380 --> 00:59:57,540 I'm gonna get this little 10 pound Funko pop. I like this. I'm gonna get this like rare ones like a equid 1523 00:59:57,540 --> 01:00:01,740 I like this. I'm gonna get this signed one. That's 300. I was saying I like this 1524 01:00:01,740 --> 01:00:05,900 I'm gonna get the whole cast of signed Funko Pops for thousands of pounds 1525 01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:12,500 I was too I'm fucking small fish compared to what some of these other collectors are going with this fucking crazy, but I 1526 01:00:13,660 --> 01:00:19,820 Talking to my lot today. I said I've gone from I'm sorry. This was yesterday talking smile. I've gone from 1527 01:00:19,820 --> 01:00:22,380 Thinking that 60 quid for a Funko was expensive 1528 01:00:22,380 --> 01:00:25,980 You know like when I bought the ratchet and clank, which I don't think is actually, you know 1529 01:00:25,980 --> 01:00:27,980 I think it's in the fucking safe. Um 1530 01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:34,060 Where I was like fucking hell, which is like 75 quid that's so expensive to now 1531 01:00:34,060 --> 01:00:38,860 I look at four or five hundred quid for an Ian McKellen and I go that's reasonable 1532 01:00:40,940 --> 01:00:41,980 I 1533 01:00:41,980 --> 01:00:46,300 Know I just want to I just want to say the Brad Pitt 1534 01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:51,420 Is authenticated it has a thing with it. I'm gonna sell it 1535 01:00:51,900 --> 01:00:53,900 That's the only reason why I've got it 1536 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:57,900 It's because I'm gonna sell it and I haven't I haven't stolen it from someone by the way 1537 01:00:57,900 --> 01:01:01,580 It would I won it in an auction that I actually lost 1538 01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:06,140 But I was the second I was the runner-up and the guy that was doing the auction 1539 01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:09,900 Messaged me saying which one was you after and I said ladybug and he was all right cool 1540 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:14,220 Because the person wanted something else and then they offered me how what's the deal? 1541 01:01:14,220 --> 01:01:16,540 How have you won an auction for an item that the other guy didn't want? 1542 01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:21,260 This is what this guy does. He's called ink to grails. Yeah, and then he's also got a thing called all these memorabilia 1543 01:01:21,260 --> 01:01:25,500 No, it's a facebook thing and he started off as a signature collector 1544 01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:31,020 And then basically just ran a business doing it and you can you can send him stuff 1545 01:01:31,340 --> 01:01:36,220 And he will go and get it signed like he'll say like I'm going to the whales comic-con. These people are going 1546 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:41,500 Like here's the prices for if you want something signing 1547 01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:45,180 And then obviously they do their um certificates and stuff like that 1548 01:01:45,820 --> 01:01:50,300 But what he does is almost like every other day 1549 01:01:50,860 --> 01:01:53,340 He'll put up an auction and now it's not just funko pops 1550 01:01:53,340 --> 01:01:55,820 It'll be like signed or like photos and things like that 1551 01:01:55,820 --> 01:02:00,460 But the last like auctions have been all funko pops and he'll put up like four five six 1552 01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:03,900 Signed funko pops all different ones and it will say 1553 01:02:04,460 --> 01:02:07,900 Finishes at 9 p.m. Tonight minimum bidding 1554 01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:14,220 Increments of five pounds and that's how it will be and then at come nine o'clock whoever's got the fucking most 1555 01:02:14,220 --> 01:02:16,620 Whoever wins gets to pick one of the funko's 1556 01:02:17,340 --> 01:02:22,860 Or whatever it is in that pool. So you might have one funko. That's only worth 100 quid then one that's worth a grand 1557 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:27,900 You know, I mean people might only be someone might only be fighting for the one that's worth 100 quid 1558 01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:30,780 But the fucking bidding has gone to 500 and something that one with 1559 01:02:31,820 --> 01:02:34,620 The bane side of it 1560 01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:39,340 Um the uh bane side signed by tom hardy 1561 01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:44,060 What the lot that that was in had a lot of heavy hitters. It went for 580 quid 1562 01:02:44,540 --> 01:02:46,060 Don't know what they picked 1563 01:02:46,060 --> 01:02:49,420 But yeah, that's how it runs and and I got sniped for a fiver 1564 01:02:49,820 --> 01:02:53,900 But the guy messaged me he messaged mark as well because mark was the third person on the list 1565 01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:58,220 Um asking which one is it that you're after so he must make some decent money 1566 01:02:58,220 --> 01:03:04,220 But he must also he must pay other people to go and do because he's got so much science shit. It's crazy 1567 01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:06,540 so much stuff 1568 01:03:06,540 --> 01:03:12,300 very cool, but that um gimli and the sauron is who I got them off of which I bought off of ebay 1569 01:03:12,940 --> 01:03:15,340 and the gimli has uh an 1570 01:03:17,100 --> 01:03:21,980 A certificate of authenticity like card which has ink to grails on it 1571 01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:25,100 Obviously, I got them both very cheap 1572 01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:28,780 Um, but they're both legit and that's how I found out about them 1573 01:03:29,260 --> 01:03:35,340 So then joined the facebook group and all that shit and these yeah loads of sign shit loads. I'm a fan. It's great, man 1574 01:03:35,420 --> 01:03:36,860 respect it 1575 01:03:36,860 --> 01:03:43,020 Yeah, it's cool. Just have signed stuff. So whilst you're out here collecting all the funko pops. I'm still collecting star wars stuff 1576 01:03:43,660 --> 01:03:46,140 You said you see you said you're talking about graded. Yeah 1577 01:03:48,540 --> 01:03:54,380 Anything can be graded bro. I haven't played the playstation or anything for the whole last week 1578 01:03:54,380 --> 01:03:57,580 Yeah, because i've developed this strange obsession 1579 01:03:58,940 --> 01:04:04,940 With going on youtube and watching people open and play with figures that I keep boxed. Yep 1580 01:04:05,420 --> 01:04:08,380 And all i've been doing is watching reviews 1581 01:04:08,780 --> 01:04:13,260 And unboxings and every night that's what i've been doing to be fair 1582 01:04:13,260 --> 01:04:16,300 I've been knackered and i've been going to bed like nine o'clock every night 1583 01:04:16,860 --> 01:04:19,260 That's why I need to get his blood test because I think something's wrong with me 1584 01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:22,300 Fuck it. Um 1585 01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:28,620 So yeah, i've been watching them and in my in my watching journey. I was one of them popped up with a graded 1586 01:04:29,100 --> 01:04:34,460 Uh black series and I was like, what the fuck and I looked on ebay. I was like are they everywhere? Yeah 1587 01:04:34,860 --> 01:04:40,460 No, yeah, so now i'm looking at my my figures thinking quickly ebay just to see these ain't worth fuck all now 1588 01:04:40,540 --> 01:04:46,540 I need them graded but they're expensive to get graded. They're like 70 quid. Yeah, what to get a black series 1589 01:04:47,340 --> 01:04:50,620 why's that I don't know because I don't know how it works because 1590 01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:57,980 Obviously for them to grade it. Yeah, are they grading it through the box? Are they having to open it and look at the figure? 1591 01:04:58,620 --> 01:05:05,580 Because the box itself as well wouldn't well, yeah, but I don't want the figure opened. Do you know what I mean? So 325 quid 1592 01:05:06,060 --> 01:05:11,420 So a mandalorian so you're opening the box, which I don't want you to do and then you're getting a figure out and then 1593 01:05:11,900 --> 01:05:14,620 So there you go. Here you go. Here you go. This might solve it. So 1594 01:05:14,620 --> 01:05:19,820 Oh, no, it doesn't it just says b w and f so maybe b is box 1595 01:05:20,940 --> 01:05:22,220 w 1596 01:05:22,220 --> 01:05:24,220 Is something and then f is figure? 1597 01:05:24,940 --> 01:05:31,500 Maybe yeah, it's done in percentages and that is graded by uk g 1598 01:05:32,860 --> 01:05:34,860 Oh my god, there's loads. Oh 1599 01:05:35,420 --> 01:05:38,540 Calcestus it's just another thing for me to be looking at 1600 01:05:39,580 --> 01:05:40,460 um 1601 01:05:40,460 --> 01:05:42,460 Obviously the mandalorian 1602 01:05:42,460 --> 01:05:44,460 Obviously the mandalorian 1603 01:05:45,100 --> 01:05:47,100 Season three wrapped up on wednesday 1604 01:05:47,980 --> 01:05:49,980 There's a nice little spaceship that came out 1605 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:52,940 Pre-ordered that so that's down 1606 01:05:54,780 --> 01:05:58,620 Yeah, so i'm just collecting figures and expanding my collection 1607 01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:03,100 And so are you and yeah, it's just getting silly because once again 1608 01:06:03,180 --> 01:06:06,940 I used to look at pop figures for a tenner and think oh i'm an aron. Here you go 1609 01:06:07,020 --> 01:06:10,700 Here you go. This might solve some some of your your questions. So 1610 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:17,020 So how do you grade action figures? I'm sure this falls in the same kind of poor because that's what they are 1611 01:06:17,420 --> 01:06:22,940 Says the the quality of the card so the box itself is it creased? Does it have edge wear things like that? 1612 01:06:23,420 --> 01:06:25,420 much like a pokemon card, I guess 1613 01:06:25,820 --> 01:06:32,300 Uh the blister is the blister yellowed is it cracked or crushed? So that's the that's the yeah, it's the plastic 1614 01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:37,020 Um, and then the figure itself is the paint applied correctly? Is it yellowed? 1615 01:06:37,020 --> 01:06:41,180 Are there any flaws in the molding things like that? So I would imagine they get it up 1616 01:06:41,180 --> 01:06:44,140 They have to take out the box. Now, what are they doing if the box is taped? 1617 01:06:44,780 --> 01:06:48,940 Well, they are all taped. That's how you know, they're sealed. This is what I mean. And then also 1618 01:06:49,820 --> 01:06:51,820 What you're saying they're about 1619 01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:56,060 Cardboard there's difference a black series is just we saw them. They're just boxes 1620 01:06:56,140 --> 01:07:01,580 Yeah, whereas vintage collection is cardboard with blister on maybe so they'd actually have to peel that 1621 01:07:01,580 --> 01:07:08,060 Uh, maybe not. Maybe they can inspect it through they'd have to because otherwise the box is fucked. I feel like 1622 01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:10,620 you 1623 01:07:10,620 --> 01:07:16,380 Was fucking plastic you can you can see through these funcos what kind of condition they're sitting in 1624 01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:25,260 I feel like you're able to do that. Maybe with things where it is purely blister that they wouldn't could you imagine that you have this vintage? 1625 01:07:25,260 --> 01:07:32,540 Darth vader and it is on a blister pack and you send it off to psa or something and they 1626 01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:38,540 Rip that open go. Oh, this figure's cool. Send it back in the box in pieces four. You can't yeah you 1627 01:07:40,300 --> 01:07:43,100 You can't do that. There's no way though. There's no way that they're gonna 1628 01:07:43,980 --> 01:07:45,340 um 1629 01:07:45,340 --> 01:07:50,780 Take apart the packaging so I would imagine they would do it through the through the um, the trouble is 1630 01:07:51,580 --> 01:07:52,540 that 1631 01:07:52,540 --> 01:07:57,100 I've been watching like a lot of different people and a lot of like, uh 1632 01:07:57,820 --> 01:08:04,940 people that are into a lot of different things so black series vintage collection all star wars stuff and uh comics they come out with as well 1633 01:08:05,660 --> 01:08:07,500 and they're saying like 1634 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:11,260 Comics are at an all-time low. So some of these comics that are worth 1635 01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:18,540 Fortunes are like still very expensive but not as expensive not as expensive and i'm looking thinking I don't care 1636 01:08:18,540 --> 01:08:23,340 They're all graded. They're all in box and i'm looking thinking do I just buy? 1637 01:08:24,220 --> 01:08:29,500 Why it's low obviously buy low sell high, but my problem is I don't sell I just buy 1638 01:08:31,020 --> 01:08:36,460 Once i've got it i'm like, I don't want to sell it. I think the having something graded 1639 01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:39,580 There's something about having it graded 1640 01:08:40,460 --> 01:08:42,140 that 1641 01:08:42,140 --> 01:08:46,940 Makes something so much more special graded pokemon cards. Look the fucking bollocks 1642 01:08:46,940 --> 01:08:53,260 I mean they don't look the bollocks when they come back as a seven but graded pokemon cards look great and and 1643 01:08:53,580 --> 01:08:57,740 I've seen graded comics and i've seen graded um action figures 1644 01:08:58,460 --> 01:09:03,740 Just looking at the black series now. I think comics are one of the coolest things i've seen graded 1645 01:09:04,540 --> 01:09:06,540 Because there's something about 1646 01:09:06,700 --> 01:09:10,860 The whole purpose of this is for it to be red and yet it's now encased 1647 01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:14,940 in in plastic that this impenetrable plastic 1648 01:09:14,940 --> 01:09:16,940 With a fucking score on it 1649 01:09:17,340 --> 01:09:23,340 Like it feels so special and it's like that solid. Well, it's like a picture and people put pictures on the wall 1650 01:09:23,340 --> 01:09:29,420 Yeah, put like graded comics on the wall because you could have got your black series graded at beckett. You know, I didn't know this 1651 01:09:29,420 --> 01:09:33,500 I would have got caradoon done. Oh, yeah fucking caradoon would have been a sick one 1652 01:09:34,380 --> 01:09:39,180 Yeah, that would have been a good that that should be your number one to get graded. Yeah. Well, it's probably 1653 01:09:39,740 --> 01:09:41,740 It's probably my most valuable 1654 01:09:41,740 --> 01:09:45,420 Black series, but I don't think the box is in like 1655 01:09:46,060 --> 01:09:50,060 Tip top condition. It's in all right condition, but it's not in the best 1656 01:09:50,060 --> 01:09:55,340 Obviously, it's got that little you know where they peel a sticker off. It's got that on there and well like fucking that 1657 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:58,140 Yeah, basically it's got that on it. It's not in the best condition 1658 01:09:58,140 --> 01:10:02,220 I don't know what the figures like i've never got it out and no one has that's why I bought it but um 1659 01:10:02,860 --> 01:10:04,700 Yeah, I don't know that 1660 01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:09,900 Will I probably not because it's like say 70 odd quid just to get a grade and if it comes back terribly 1661 01:10:09,900 --> 01:10:12,220 I'll be fuming and obviously you've got to send it there as well 1662 01:10:13,100 --> 01:10:17,420 Exactly, and that's that's something that's never be going to get crushed. That's the scary bit 1663 01:10:17,420 --> 01:10:21,980 See our cunts handle parcels fuzzing them in the back of vans and shit. See it's 1664 01:10:22,620 --> 01:10:24,380 It's weird because that's not always the case 1665 01:10:24,380 --> 01:10:29,260 But you've seen enough parcels get fucked. You've seen the horror stories. Yeah to not want to do it 1666 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:32,540 And something that you're something of value that you're saying 1667 01:10:32,540 --> 01:10:37,740 I mean we say something of value in the big big world. It's not fucking valuable. You're talking in the hundreds 1668 01:10:37,740 --> 01:10:43,900 But for us it's big time. So to send it off to some stranger and then to have it sent 1669 01:10:44,460 --> 01:10:46,460 I like it. I like that 1670 01:10:46,540 --> 01:10:51,900 Well, I got into lego as well for all this and i'm looking and some of the lego mini figures man 1671 01:10:52,300 --> 01:10:55,820 They're going for crazy money and i'm just like well, I could collect them as well 1672 01:10:55,900 --> 01:10:59,740 Well, they got crazy ones at fucking nerd base as well, man. I haven't seen the lego 1673 01:11:01,100 --> 01:11:03,740 Lego figures I didn't see them. Yeah next time we go 1674 01:11:03,740 --> 01:11:08,620 We'll have a look because they had a vader there for I think it was like 200 something quid just literally just vader 1675 01:11:08,620 --> 01:11:12,220 Not in a box or anything. Just yeah loose. Yeah, this is what I mean. That's why 1676 01:11:12,940 --> 01:11:16,140 That's why it's a tough one because a lot of them come from 1677 01:11:16,780 --> 01:11:18,780 Series or not a series but a box set 1678 01:11:19,420 --> 01:11:22,860 So like a ship will come with four or five different mini figures 1679 01:11:22,940 --> 01:11:25,900 But some of their mini figures will only ever come out in that ship 1680 01:11:26,540 --> 01:11:27,900 um 1681 01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:28,700 and 1682 01:11:28,700 --> 01:11:35,420 The what i've learned is lego tends to have like a one to three year shelf life and then lego announced that they're retiring that set 1683 01:11:35,900 --> 01:11:37,980 So if that figure doesn't ever get made again 1684 01:11:38,780 --> 01:11:42,060 Then it's exclusive to that set that you can no longer buy in shops 1685 01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:45,420 Which obviously makes demand more because you can't reach it 1686 01:11:46,060 --> 01:11:51,420 Uh, and then even if they do make the character again, it's always subtly different in one way or the other 1687 01:11:51,420 --> 01:11:54,220 So people always want the original. Yeah, you know what I mean? 1688 01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:59,740 So it says a lot to it and and there was an article a while ago weren't there that said that investing in lego is better 1689 01:11:59,740 --> 01:12:01,260 Than investing in gold 1690 01:12:01,260 --> 01:12:02,860 um 1691 01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:04,620 I don't believe that to be true 1692 01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:09,740 I've watched a lot of videos on it recently. I think yeah many people do but there is definitely money to be made 1693 01:12:10,220 --> 01:12:14,620 But I can't sell stuff because I only that's the problem is I only buy stuff that I want 1694 01:12:15,180 --> 01:12:20,220 I don't buy stuff to sell. I might have a few things but mainly I just buy things 1695 01:12:20,780 --> 01:12:22,780 Of characters that I like, uh 1696 01:12:22,780 --> 01:12:27,260 well, it's it's it's having that ability to let go of I think 1697 01:12:28,780 --> 01:12:32,940 Mark's a very good one with it because I obviously I introduced him into funko pops 1698 01:12:33,260 --> 01:12:39,580 And I couldn't give him the insight into actually what it's like to sell funko pops because obviously I fucking don't but 1699 01:12:39,980 --> 01:12:41,980 You know the value of things 1700 01:12:42,060 --> 01:12:48,220 Well, he's he's nearly made a grand's worth of profit and he's only been doing it for a couple months just by selling them on ebay 1701 01:12:48,220 --> 01:12:54,220 And like he'll buy shit like he doesn't even know me and him don't even know what they fucking are like a lot 1702 01:12:54,300 --> 01:13:00,620 He got to get a lot of anime exclusive funko's and sells them like you'll get them from funko europe and shit like that 1703 01:13:01,100 --> 01:13:06,700 So he's on the other side of it much like big rye wood where you you don't really give a fuck about it 1704 01:13:06,780 --> 01:13:11,500 But you know that you can make some profit for it. So i'm i'm gonna buy and sell and 1705 01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:17,820 And having that is so difficult and just knowing what would actually sell and what wouldn't like i've said before 1706 01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:19,660 Him and his mrs 1707 01:13:19,660 --> 01:13:22,860 Especially his mrs now knows how to spot a fake like that 1708 01:13:23,580 --> 01:13:30,380 So they've gotten so into it and are actually making some half decent dough out of it and have only just fucking started doing it 1709 01:13:31,020 --> 01:13:32,220 um 1710 01:13:32,220 --> 01:13:35,660 So it's it's a weird one. You're either you're either in it to fucking 1711 01:13:35,660 --> 01:13:41,500 Buy a quick and sell quick or you're doing what we do where you buy shit that you like that is also 1712 01:13:42,140 --> 01:13:44,300 Fucking expensive and then just sit on it 1713 01:13:44,940 --> 01:13:46,700 Because it's only going to go up 1714 01:13:46,700 --> 01:13:49,420 The only way I can do that is if I stop buying star wars figures 1715 01:13:49,900 --> 01:13:53,500 If I buy other sort of things then fine, but I can't sell star wars stuff 1716 01:13:53,820 --> 01:13:56,060 It's like it's like I can't sell the lord of the ring stuff 1717 01:13:56,220 --> 01:14:02,220 No, I can't do it that that gimli and that sauron they ain't going neither's the aragon neither's the golem 1718 01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:05,260 It's damon damon is like fucking 1719 01:14:06,540 --> 01:14:09,740 I mean that I definitely wouldn't sell that no damon's not going because 1720 01:14:10,460 --> 01:14:13,820 The longer the house of dragons go on for and the longer he lives 1721 01:14:14,540 --> 01:14:16,620 The better that will be 1722 01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:21,580 And this is why i'm trying so desperately to get a signed gandalf not because 1723 01:14:22,380 --> 01:14:26,940 Of the value of the value it's going to go up when ian mckellan passes away 1724 01:14:26,940 --> 01:14:33,420 But because I know that the value is going to go up when he passes away and I really want one because I genuinely want to own 1725 01:14:33,820 --> 01:14:35,820 a signed gandalf funko 1726 01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:38,540 so 1727 01:14:38,940 --> 01:14:44,940 When he passes they're going to be so fucking expensive well as much as you obviously not wishing for someone's death 1728 01:14:45,020 --> 01:14:47,020 But the problem is with things like that 1729 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:48,620 There's not 1730 01:14:48,620 --> 01:14:55,180 Whatever there is out in the wild is going to be all that's left because obviously he can't physically sign anything ever again 1731 01:14:55,180 --> 01:14:57,180 Which is obviously very sad 1732 01:14:57,180 --> 01:15:03,180 Um, so it's very difficult like the world like that fucking sign stan lee funko that we see we didn't even have to ask 1733 01:15:03,340 --> 01:15:08,060 To know that that was fucking mega money thousands. Yeah, you're talking in the tens of thousands 1734 01:15:08,060 --> 01:15:14,300 Is where they got to know no convention. I wouldn't be having it sitting at a fucking cabinet around it in the middle of a crowd 1735 01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:17,740 Of people I would have had that fucking with me tied around my neck 1736 01:15:18,860 --> 01:15:21,180 That is crazy, man. It's so fucking 1737 01:15:21,820 --> 01:15:23,260 the 1738 01:15:23,260 --> 01:15:29,020 The shit that people invest in and the shit that we invest in any normal person that has no idea 1739 01:15:29,500 --> 01:15:31,500 Take me fucking a year ago 1740 01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:36,780 I weren't interested in funko's whatsoever. They meant nothing to me. So I would look at that and go cool 1741 01:15:37,340 --> 01:15:38,540 But now 1742 01:15:38,540 --> 01:15:43,180 It means a lot. Yeah, they're cool. It's a wall of funko's you've got it's very nice 1743 01:15:44,140 --> 01:15:46,540 Very nicely arranged. It could be arranged more 1744 01:15:46,540 --> 01:15:52,940 Uh nicer, but you haven't got the space. I didn't ideally you want these all in cabinets all your big ones 1745 01:15:52,940 --> 01:15:57,180 You want glass cabinets with lights? Yeah, that's how I want to set it up properly 1746 01:15:57,180 --> 01:16:01,580 But obviously haven't got the means to yet, but that is the plan whenever I do have the means 1747 01:16:02,060 --> 01:16:06,060 Yeah, i'm I need to uh, I need to put a cork in buying figures, but 1748 01:16:06,620 --> 01:16:08,300 It's it's just I love it 1749 01:16:08,300 --> 01:16:13,420 I reckon you should dip your toes and get in one graded at some point getting something graded because obviously you haven't done that yet 1750 01:16:13,420 --> 01:16:17,420 I'm sure I will but I would only do it for something that's worth getting graded 1751 01:16:18,220 --> 01:16:21,100 Yeah, but i'm scared to get such a bad one. It'll just make me sad 1752 01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:26,060 But I feel like with things like kara dun having a bad grade say 1753 01:16:26,220 --> 01:16:29,660 Well, I don't think it'd be a bad grade. I think maybe the box might let it down slightly 1754 01:16:30,140 --> 01:16:34,860 I don't think the score of it will have all that much of an impact because 1755 01:16:35,660 --> 01:16:37,660 because of obviously the 1756 01:16:37,740 --> 01:16:41,180 the politics surrounding kara dun as a character 1757 01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:44,700 I think will carry a lot of the value. Well, it's just the fact that 1758 01:16:45,260 --> 01:16:48,780 Because kara dun's obviously been written out. Yeah, she 1759 01:16:49,660 --> 01:16:50,700 it's 1760 01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:54,060 Where like characters like anakin all the popular ones they 1761 01:16:55,420 --> 01:16:57,900 If the figures go out and you can't get them no more 1762 01:16:58,460 --> 01:17:00,860 Yeah, the figures go out and you can't get them no more 1763 01:17:01,020 --> 01:17:07,740 What hasbro tend to do is release the archive version of them which you've seen which is on cardboard instead of the packaging 1764 01:17:07,740 --> 01:17:14,540 Instead of the packaging. Yeah, whereas they will never do that with kara dun because they will never make more figures of her 1765 01:17:14,540 --> 01:17:19,180 Yeah, kara dun is what it is. Her character may be replaced and they're talking about it now 1766 01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:22,220 Being played by somebody else, but it will never be 1767 01:17:23,020 --> 01:17:24,300 um 1768 01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:25,900 jeanah 1769 01:17:25,900 --> 01:17:31,660 Yeah, because it's modeled off of that person. Yeah. Yeah visually like like their face and everything is 1770 01:17:32,140 --> 01:17:35,580 It is that person so even if they come out with a new kara dun, of course 1771 01:17:35,580 --> 01:17:40,060 It ain't gonna be the fucking same as a graded kara dun 8.5 1772 01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:48,880 Uncirculated I don't know what that means. Um never went into um circulation circulation 1773 01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:52,780 675 dollars 70 dollars postage 1774 01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:57,420 700 dollars about 500 and something quid 1775 01:17:58,620 --> 01:18:00,220 so much man 1776 01:18:00,220 --> 01:18:02,220 Yeah, and that's obviously 1777 01:18:02,220 --> 01:18:07,660 But that's the that's the only graded kara dun black series I can find you would have to do only one 1778 01:18:08,620 --> 01:18:10,380 Is that on the sold? 1779 01:18:10,380 --> 01:18:13,980 No, that's just that's just available now. That's the only one that's available 1780 01:18:14,620 --> 01:18:19,340 There's not another black series. There's these little ones you'll have to do some 1781 01:18:20,060 --> 01:18:25,820 Some looking into it because if it's a case of how much was that kara dun 70 90 quid. Yeah 90 quid 1782 01:18:25,980 --> 01:18:29,660 So let's say it is another 70 quid to get it graded 1783 01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:31,900 um 1784 01:18:31,900 --> 01:18:33,580 If you can turn 1785 01:18:33,580 --> 01:18:36,140 that 100 and 160 quid 1786 01:18:36,860 --> 01:18:40,620 Into fucking 500 quid. It's a worthy investment 1787 01:18:41,260 --> 01:18:42,940 surely 1788 01:18:42,940 --> 01:18:45,980 Be the same as if you got the fucking admiral frawn 1789 01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:48,860 I'm sure you can get funko's graded 1790 01:18:49,260 --> 01:18:51,260 Can you get funko's graded? 1791 01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:54,460 I imagine you can is this a world that i'm about to 1792 01:18:56,140 --> 01:18:58,140 Graded funko's 1793 01:18:58,140 --> 01:19:00,140 Let's have a look 1794 01:19:00,140 --> 01:19:04,140 I'm sure you can't oh good lord you can 1795 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:13,260 Oh no 1796 01:19:13,260 --> 01:19:17,420 There's just a kara dun here. That's not even graded or anything for 220 quid 1797 01:19:17,980 --> 01:19:21,740 Oh, jesus. They're not even fucking signed bro 1798 01:19:21,980 --> 01:19:28,540 Could you imagine if I get fucking damon targaryen graded and signed this fucking neo? 1799 01:19:28,540 --> 01:19:29,500 neo 1800 01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:33,500 Not even a special fucking funko neo psa 8 1801 01:19:34,060 --> 01:19:35,560 They want 1802 01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:37,340 460 dollars 1803 01:19:37,340 --> 01:19:42,060 What what this matrix neo? Yeah, it's not even signed bro fucking hell 1804 01:19:43,100 --> 01:19:45,100 hell's bells well 1805 01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:47,740 There you go 1806 01:19:47,740 --> 01:19:49,100 Oh, dear 1807 01:19:49,100 --> 01:19:50,540 This is great 1808 01:19:50,540 --> 01:19:56,540 So yeah, that's that's our adventure. We probably should fucking leave it because we've been going for ages and we ain't even done the patreon 1809 01:19:56,540 --> 01:20:02,220 Episode yet. Have we got a break in bad heisenberg slight disclaimer? I am on a course next friday 1810 01:20:02,860 --> 01:20:04,860 I might be here 1811 01:20:04,940 --> 01:20:05,740 but 1812 01:20:05,740 --> 01:20:11,020 Chances are I won't be for the reason i've just said and also it's the day jedi survivor comes out 1813 01:20:11,820 --> 01:20:13,820 So I will still try to be here 1814 01:20:14,060 --> 01:20:16,060 calendar calendar 1815 01:20:16,860 --> 01:20:23,500 It will be the 28th or 29th of april. That is the day that after that friday i'm off for nine days 1816 01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:27,420 Oh, okay. So yeah, that's gonna be an interesting. Where you going? 1817 01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:31,500 I'm just off because it's bank holidays. Oh work. Right? Yeah, it's bank holidays 1818 01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:34,460 So i've got the the tuesday wednesday thursday friday off 1819 01:20:35,020 --> 01:20:36,060 Yeah 1820 01:20:36,060 --> 01:20:38,060 That's fine, bro. We'll figure something out 1821 01:20:39,180 --> 01:20:41,180 If not, the lovely stef will step in 1822 01:20:41,980 --> 01:20:43,980 It's nearly my birthday 1823 01:20:45,980 --> 01:20:48,540 I'm not every every year. I do the same thing. I don't 1824 01:20:48,540 --> 01:20:54,300 I don't mention my birthday once when is it just for the hope that she forgets just so I can hold it over her forever 1825 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:56,780 Like what you did with mine? 1826 01:20:56,780 --> 01:20:58,780 Yeah, but i'll be like i never know, you know 1827 01:21:00,140 --> 01:21:06,540 Still got you saying the um the thing with my birthday. She said it she's saying, you know, they are 1828 01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:10,620 Stressing about money. She's like next month. It's so expensive. I've so much on 1829 01:21:11,180 --> 01:21:15,180 She mentioned all these things didn't once mention my birthday some other she's doing it on purpose 1830 01:21:15,180 --> 01:21:20,540 Or she's forgotten. It's in may she's gonna have a problem where she's like the 20 1831 01:21:20,940 --> 01:21:24,940 Not even close the 16 not even close the a not even close 1832 01:21:25,900 --> 01:21:27,900 the 30th 1833 01:21:27,900 --> 01:21:29,900 No, couldn't be further away 1834 01:21:30,460 --> 01:21:35,340 No, second correct the second of may sam does david beckham adolf hitler and the rock 1835 01:21:36,300 --> 01:21:38,300 Which explains my muscles good looks and 1836 01:21:39,180 --> 01:21:41,180 my equal ways 1837 01:21:41,180 --> 01:21:47,180 I don't know great. I prefer the sift to the jedi. So yeah. Yeah, there we go. Fuck hitler though 1838 01:21:48,540 --> 01:21:50,540 Should we leave it there delete that 1839 01:21:52,380 --> 01:21:54,380 I should never have mentioned hitler 1840 01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:57,500 Silly cunt 1841 01:21:57,500 --> 01:22:12,300 I might see you next week. Yeah. All right, sweet. See you later. Oh, right