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This is episode 40 fucking hell that's loud in it. This is episode 40 of the what's the buttons podcast

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You cunts and we would have and we could have done it without you. So sit down. Oh

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You already farting on the fucking you're gonna pick that mic up at all today or you're just gonna fucking

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I've got Eminem in front of me fucking hood up with his cap

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You I seem like you have

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Absolutely, no energy whatsoever

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And it's it's very boring

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It's very boring

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Yo

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Slim shading, you know, I'm trying to get blood out of a fucking stone. You're gonna liven up a bit

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Do you want I want you to be alive? It's fucking

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12 minutes past 3 in the afternoon on a Friday jokes me fuck your jokes. Fuck you episode 40 is up to a banger

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That's mad in it

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Now you think about it. That's a lot of episodes for two bad ends in a box, correct?

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It's great

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Never used to be in a box

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Would you?

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What you mean never used to be in a box? We used to be in some swanky little place at its own bathroom

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Could have had a shower if I wanted

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This has its own bathroom. No, it's got a toilet and it's got a shower. How's it? Yes

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How have you not seen that?

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Shoes it's pissing. Yeah, they're in kitchen as a bedroom behind it as a kitchen in there

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Don't know it just felt special over there I know I know everything the problem is is that I

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I don't want to turn it into a proper like

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Podcast office type with all your shit

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See that is the epitome of what vapors look like the way you've just fucking shove that in your mouth

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Like a purpose to pretend I was like a like a blood-gourged bellend

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It's very silly. What flavor you got in that same flavor always have strawberry and watermelon with ice

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Never claimed to be cool just needed to give up smoking

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I just I can't be bothered to turn this place into the podcast room that we had purely because

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When it comes to moving I've got a packet all the way again

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So I'm just not gonna do it until until we move and then I'll set up a proper place

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Yes, sir, not that anyone gives a fuck no one can fucking see it

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They will where this is part of the problem isn't it? We want to set up go pros

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We want to do little clips on ticky tocky and Instagram me all them ones fucking Instagram

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But to do that, we need some sort of a presentable

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Yeah, why does this look a mess? Yeah, well, you know, you see I'm on tick-tock. They've got tables

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They've got they ain't holding their mics. Yes stands for it. So we can't just drill into this

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basket

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Into this basket table. There's literally nothing to set a stand up. It's so annoying

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Obviously you could get like the floor ones

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But I've fucking I'm not having like a six foot stand next to us with the mic dangling

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How Ryan did say why not get some mic stands and then like weigh them down Ryan can fucking sharp on me

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I don't give a fuck. No, we can't you can't just put weights on them

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Why because you need why why would you mean wait? Well, because if you put these into a mic stand, that's not

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Nailed down. It's just gonna trip tip over in it. No, you just get a mic stand for this mic

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Which you can get they're not expensive, but they're little

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Why haven't we got them then because they're little and you'd have to sit there talking like this and we ain't sitting here for an

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Hour and a half two hours talking like this

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This works until we get a check because all the other stands the ones that are decent and that I was looking at they

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Screw into the fucking table

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Do you do my fucking editing, you know, what have we got today there's your intro

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What do you want to kick off with fucking

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Let's bang on about Valheim for a little bit go ahead

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You've been playing it more than me you can't you fucking go ahead no your show you start off and I'll jump in

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I've really enjoyed it. It's good. Yeah. Yeah, you said last week

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About Valheim. What did you say?

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What?

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Fucking shit. I hate it. I played it as rubbish. Oh shit. Yeah, we haven't done a pod since then have we? No

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We had a little we had a little go together didn't we I stuck to my words and I try I give it another go

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He does he does give it a go. I'll give him that and it is possibly one of the best games

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I've ever played it's fucking it's basically if you've been listening to the pod from day dot

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You will remember the episode of when we first start talking about no man's sky and how I would sit there and guys

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wanker tried it bloody bloody blah and then

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For the next five episodes after that one was hyping up no man's sky and have been since well

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This is basically the same thing Valheim is

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Incredible and it is so much fun when I tell you that me and ash

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I spent collectively what two and a half three hours

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Doing absolutely fuck all and it is possibly the funnest thing I have done on a video game

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It is so much fun. It's great. I've been admittedly

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World of Warcraft has just had a massive update. So I've sort of been drawn to that a bit

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But I'm very conscious of the fact that I haven't played Valheim for a couple of days

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Which I think is a good thing when I'm sitting there going I haven't played this I need to jump on it

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So I will

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but oh

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I can't like you described as a a survival light

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It's an exact. It's exactly that I said in the last last episode how I hated building mechanics so fucking much and

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This obviously has a lot of building mechanics in it and it's so good. Oh

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It's like I said it's something about it that makes you want to build. I don't know what it is

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This this game doesn't punish you. That's the best way about it

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This is a survival game, but you are not punished for making mistakes and for bill

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So the the repairing your your gear is free when you die you drop all your loot

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But you can go back and collect it

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But unlike other games if you die again on your way to collect it that loot doesn't disappear

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It stays there

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You can die however many times you fucking want your loot will still be there until you go and pick it up

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And then when you're building the the materials you need to build a lot of stuff are very easy to get hold of and if you fuck

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Something up most games when you play something and you dismantle it you only get a fraction of

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The material back you might get 75% back of say you put down to it costs 10 wood to do this

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You might get back seven

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So you've got to be meticulous at some points with what you do this you put something down however much it costs you break

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It down you get the exact same amount back

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Building is a piece of piss because you can really experiment with it a fucking

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And tell them about our journey how it went fucking

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It's so stupid you can so there's you can turn

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You can turn your game into a server. It's like minecraft basically where you got a seed everyone's got their own seed and

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Ash turn his into a server that I could join obviously he's on Xbox, and I'm on I'm on PC

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It is cross play between the two

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Is a bit buggy, but let's we forget. This is a game preview so this ain't even fucking this ain't even out yet

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But I joined ashes server and then naturally first thing I did was raid his camp

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Took all of his shit stole all my resources

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Yeah, and then lied about it. No didn't lie you did. I did it. Where's this? How many of you took?

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It's ironic I'm not even in that troll hide shit anymore when I kill a troll

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I don't need the hide it just goes and sits in a box

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robbed him up I

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geared up and

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Build a ship because we could both make shitty little rafts with a sail on it

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But ash unlocked the the the blueprints to make a nice big. What would you call it? It's called a carve

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That's what the boat is actually called us called a car. I needed some bronze nails of which I

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Broke down some of my bronze and made some bronze now sort of ten. I think I needed mmm and then crafted the car

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It's basically looks like a Viking ship done it big sale, but not as big as a proper see a reddit post today, dude

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Where's my car? That's why I remember

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It's called

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so funny

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And we made one of them and there's different biomes

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in this in your servers, so you have like the swamp the fucking mist lands the

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I don't know. What's the first one that you land in the meadow the meadows?

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The black forest places like basically

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Our plan was to get to the swamp which is where ashes next boss was they had to defeat and

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you know our only way of getting there was traversing the high seas in this in this boat and

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We made the mistake of cape keeping all our gear with us

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Because this was a treacherous journey despite me saying to you don't take all your good shit

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Just in case I continue to take absolutely every piece of bronze

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Equipment and tools that I had I took everything other than a shield. Let's be honest a quite frankly pathetic little boat

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It's one step up from floating on a plank of wood

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Yeah, it's just got a decent sail and a bit of length to it

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But it's no by no means a galleon on yeah understand that when you sail in this game

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There is wind and there is wind direction and if you are sailing against the wind

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It is just like real life. You are not fucking going anywhere

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No, you're going backwards so you have to paddle that shit and let me tell you listeners the entire journey

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Was against the wind

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It was fucking annoying

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It was a long way and we what it was because it was ash was on ash was on the on the rudder

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He was he was in control of the ship and I was I was holding fast on the sail

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I was just standing holding on to that

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And um at one point I jumped and jumped off the boat

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Scared the shit out of myself because there's stamina in this game

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And if you run out of stamina when you're swimming you begin to drown

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I was panicked because we were moving at quite a pace

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And we were sailing for what?

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About an hour. It was a long time close to an hour. I don't know where

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The swamp is so we picked a direction decided that that direction felt like the wrong direction

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So after traveling that way 180 degrees I turned and went a different way

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I decided in my own head a swamp logistically would probably be a south

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So we headed south

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No idea where we're going. There's fog of war all over the map

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Which means you can't see the map until you've gone there

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So we're just you know sailing down looking for something that doesn't look like a forest or a meadow

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Yep and sure enough we found exactly what we were looking for

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And then what's that blue thing?

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We're sailing and the the swamp trees render in we go oh fucking hell there it is there it is

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We finally found it

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Bearing in mind that it tells you when a new day starts on this and obviously you can tell when the sun rises and the sun sets

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We'd sailed through the darkness

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And the sunshine and the darkness

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That was cool though because when we were sailing through the darkness I held out a torch

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While I was like a flaming torch while I was holding onto the sails and the torch effect like the flame

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It wasn't just a static flame it was following the direction which I thought it looked very cool

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But yeah we rocked up on this swamp and there's a beach hut

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It's just this hut on stilts in the water

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We were very excited we were like giddy school children

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There's something new I think that's the swamp I think that's the swamp

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What's that blue thing?

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You have to understand that me and Ash have done virtually no research into this game

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Little tips and tricks but when it comes to actual areas of interest and enemies and stuff like that

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I think I'm correct in saying that we haven't really looked at anything

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So a lot of the shit that we're doing is new to us

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So we've seen this beach hut we're happy that we can see land because the fucking seas are rough

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And this hut we start sailing towards and all of a sudden this big gargantuan blue ghost thing

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Appears out of the hut terrified we were absolutely terrified

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Well I wasn't I was just like we won't go over there then

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I fucking was

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Until you screamed he's coming this way

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Basically what happened I have a habit of when I panic I attack and I panicked and I shot him

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Arrow through this ghostly figure naturally the arrow went straight through it but

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Which I find stupid it went through the ghost and because it went through the ghost it aggroed the ghost

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To which it does not have to swim because it's a ghost and it headed towards us and sure enough

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We were heading against the wind

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Screaming at me go go go I can't go nowhere all I can do is paddle at the speed of paddling

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I can't I put the sails up the winds blowing the other way if anything it's fucking blowing us towards the cunting thing

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We were terrified absolutely fucking terrified and then it comes over it starts hitting us

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So Ash starts trying to attack it I'm shooting arrows at it doing nothing it's just fucking going through it

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This thing is hitting like a tank oh it's damaging us like a motherfucker

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It was high up as well

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Yeah you couldn't fucking swing for it and it it it smacked us off of the ship

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Well it didn't I took one mighty who who I was I got a little bit of a hard time

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I was like who who I was I got it I jumped up because it was smashing up the boat and I didn't want the boat to go under

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So I thought I've got to try and do something it smacked me off the ship so I jumped in the air to hit it

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And as I jumped in the air to hit it I jumped too far and landed in the sea

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So we're both in the sea at this point swimming against the stamina bar depleting before we just drowned anyway

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To shore which wasn't far away shore was very close you're talking like five meters

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Away from the shore it was right fucking there and we're both we're both swimming as fast as we can screaming at each other down the mikes

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Well this wraith follows us and then we died and we died just straight up died

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I got hit everything and got sent and then ash got sent basically we died at the same time and just watched both our loot bags just

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Just plop and the they plopped on the beach is so painful

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It's like we was that close to getting onto land and possibly being able to sprint away

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but yeah and the most upsetting part so the way this game works is

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you can build beds and homes and things like that and you can set it as a spawn point and

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What you can do is if you don't want to spawn back at your bed

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You can hit save and it will spawn you where you've saved the game

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Now this doesn't work on water because if you die

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It's unfair for the game to just spawn you back in water because you're just constantly going to keep dying. So

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Our spawn or certainly my spawn was locked to the bed that I made in your base

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Which was over an hour away from where we had sailed across the water and I have absolutely zero resources

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And let me add one more thing to this because I was robbing up ash's gaff

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He can put down this totem thing and when he activates it

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It means that only the person that owns that server and that base or whoever activated the totem

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Can open any of the doors any of the chests anything that's been built there and ash had activated this just before we set sail

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So when I spawned back in my bed, I could not do anything

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I couldn't get out. I couldn't get out. I couldn't look into any of my shit made. Yeah, I had to fuck it. Oh

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I only put that down

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Because he just kept stealing stuff and I've got some valuable items. I didn't want going and miss because I didn't know they were worth yet

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It was he kept stealing so I popped it down. I didn't expect to be back there empty handed. It was unbelievable

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I was so angry and it was getting it was getting rather late. It was a funny angry though, wasn't it?

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It wasn't like an angry. It was hilarious. But then then the mission begun

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We were determined. We decided but bearing in mind all my tools are gone

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I got no I got no I'll look back to fucking wood tools, you know

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Mm-hmm. All my bronze tools are gone. I've got no hammers and pickaxes and because I'm in ash's server

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I lose my shit if I go back to my server

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I don't get to keep it so and we didn't know

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If when I've died in his server all my loot that's on the floor

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If I go back to my server and then go back and then come back if my shit's still going to be there

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Made the executive decision to try again, but bear in mind

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A boat was an hour away at the bottom of the ocean. Yeah, so we had to make another one

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But guess who didn't have any bronze resources to create a carve

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I guess we're sailing and down there on a pallet. Yeah, literally literally imagine a pallet with a sail on it

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It is like it took so long to get back there

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Reese fucked off while I was sailing to go and change the bed. It was

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It was unbelievable how long that took and it wasn't even it wasn't even like there was no drama on the way

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So again, we're against the fucking wind. Yeah, that's something I swear. That's just a bug for me because you that have well

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I'll get it spot. It's bollocks. But um, we

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We uh, it's mapped out as to where we are where our deaths are. We know where our shit is

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We know where that fucking beach hut is

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So again another hour sailing in the storms with fuck. I'm literally standing in my pants

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I got fucking yeah, we're both we're both just in our pants. We got no

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Nothing, no health no health or stamina because we haven't eaten any food

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Yeah, because we got nothing on us. So we eventually made it as Ian Bill family said once

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I got nothing left

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Basically it we made it we made it to the island where the swamp was where our shit was and we see that beach

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Oh my lord. Yeah, we saw it again. You like take a wide berth take a wide berth fucking wraith was sitting there

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That's what it's called. Because we're getting closer to it and Reese's decided to start googling it

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Just because we're getting a bit panicky now and he's like, ah, it's all right

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The wraiths only come out at night and it's bright sunshine. It's the morning

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Well, why is that fucking wraith sitting in that shed then and and google was telling me the wraiths only spawn at night

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And then they they they despawn at dawn

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But on some very rare occasions they can spawn during the day and sure enough

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This was the rare occasion where fucking spawn during the day. It wasn't even in the shed was he was on our fucking

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He was right on our fucking loot attacking deer. So yeah, imagine this the fucking beach hut where he is

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There's a good hundred meter gap between that beach hut and our fucking loot and for whatever reason this ghost that was

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presiding in this beach hut had wandered over to our fucking loot and was attacking goblins and shit

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Right on top of our loot. He was protecting his items his loot. We were fucking terrified

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we made it very close to this loop and

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The the issue that we were having is when I was joining ash's server

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There was a lot of yo-yoing going on. So the servers weren't quite matching up

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So I would be floating in the air for him and on me

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Ash would be in the ground. There was a lot of terrain that weren't rendering in for for both parties

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So there was a lot of water and lakes and shit where I could in my screen

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It was land that I could run over on ash's screen. It's a lovely fucking river. So

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It made it very difficult when we got to our loot because for him

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Everything was um on land and for me everything was underwater

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So I could it was very difficult

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I'll pull it up to this little this little bank here and i'll run down the beach and get get the stuff

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He was like what land there is no land. I was like we're pulling up to the land now

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He's like no, it's just water. Yeah, so he stayed in the boat

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And I jumped off and done a bit of recon in

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And uh, yeah, we managed to make it down there

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The rave slowly fucked off and we got our gear and we were gassed we were hyped up man

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You you you saved it and fucked off and oh no, you started helping me back didn't you?

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Yeah, literally what happened so I googled it and I

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apparently you could hit forward slash reset spawn and

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Because what happened is I

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logged out

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And then logged back in hoping that it would bring me back to the beds

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But what it did is it just brought me back exactly to where our loot was so I was like fuck

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I've now got my loot back, but

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We have to travel back and we're stuck on the swamps

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Wraiths knocking about with absolutely zero fucking idea of what we're doing

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um

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And yeah, turns out I couldn't we we had to make the journey back which was which was arduous

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Yeah, it was a bit rough. It was rough, but we were celebrating

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We sell it we felt like we'd had a victory all we'd done is found out where the swamp was died went back

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And got our gear and went home, but it felt like we'd gone on a fucking adventure

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We had gone on an adventure and then we sailed home and then I got home a lot quicker because the rendering fucked up

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And that ran home and I had to go along the sea ash was fucking

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Sailing through a lake and I was running on top of it before we got home though. We found we took a risk

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We saw a big

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Uh island looking motherfucker with things on it. Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah

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Yeah, yeah, yeah smash some rocks off the back of it barnacles. Yeah some barnacles

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We thought this is a bit weird the fucking island started moving shaking. Yeah, we jumped off in panic

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Reese, I don't know what happened to him. He just got spun off in the sea fucking stayed on top

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I couldn't jump and he lost discord, uh chat and he just texted me fucking come and get me

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He's just bobbing up and down in the ocean

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Well, if you're in the water when you when you start moving you start training your stamina

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But you can tread water without draining any stamina. So what happened was we smashed these barnacles off what because I thought there were eggs

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Originally, yeah, we got and it comes up like their barn. We took a risk there though. That was that was a big risk and

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We smashed two barnacles off and then yeah this

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Turtle thing or whatever it fucking was because it just looked like a landmass. Yeah

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started roaring and then

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Dive down into the water and like you say ash jumped off

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And I panicked and stayed perfectly still and the fucking

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The animal disappeared and I was just fucking floating but then the discord dropped out ash starts sailing away

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And I was like no, no, no, no, no, no because I fucking I thought it was a lost cause

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I didn't know that you could tread water. Yeah

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I'd used all of my stamina from trying to fucking get off of this rock

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Because sailing in this game ain't it ain't like gta where you just press accelerate and go you got a fucking

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You got a paddle or you got to set your sails and the wind directions

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It ain't just like a case of turning around and go and get him. Yeah

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It's a painful experience if you're doing it and you can't just jump on it. You have to go up the ladder as well

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Yeah, yeah

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Yeah, I found out the hard way if you if you come if you come off your raft or boat or whatever into the water

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Yeah, there's there's ladders on certain points that you have to use to climb up

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So if you run out of stamina, you're gonna start drowning before you fucking find that ladder

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But yeah, we made it and you made it back

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Made it fucking back

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Literally we got to ash was seeing a nice river saying let's take the risk and go through that the river weren't there for me

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It was just a fucking mountain

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so I

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We went I stayed on the raft and started going through this lake that this river that I could not see

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I went under the map and I was with ash and then I jumped off of the raft

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And then it pinged me into the sky and then on top of this mountain

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So I was like fuck it. I'm running back. I ran back and then logged out

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Ran back grabbed my shit and then went I managed to make it back

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Finally after that ordeal and then the base got attacked when I got attacked by fucking all sorts of monstrosities

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Smashing all my stuff up. It's fantastic. It was quite the adventure, but I'm pleased to report

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I went back there on my own managed to make it back to the swamp. I took just I took I took fuck all

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I took fuck all I took leather pants is all I took

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And the exact amount of resources to create one

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one working crafting station thing

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And enough to create a teleport a teleport

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So now I have a teleporter down in the swamp with a semi-built base. It's not semi-built. It's just a fucking box

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um

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So I can come and go from there as I please so now and i've been exploring the swamp

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Which is exactly what you want and that's exactly what I need to do. It's fucking terrifying

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It's dangerous

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And yeah, there's a lot of dangerous things there. I think it's

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So a lot of the enemies on this game are actually very easy to combat

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because you have the

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What's it called the parry?

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You have the parry and the invent what's the invincible? You know the invis frames the invis frames

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So if you like elden ring if you roll into the enemy or if you're rolling

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Then the any attacks can't damage you

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Um, I haven't tried it with bosses yet. It's only good if you've got the stamina and your stamina drains quick

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Yeah, you got to be smart about it. They're like the swamp. There's blobs in the swamp

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And they've seen they poison the shit out of you and the eels they're no fucking joke the draugr are a joke

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It's so odd apparently there's like a there's like a massive enemy. That's that's hidden as tree roots

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That fucking comes out of the ground and starts attacking you brilliant. I haven't come across that i've been in a dungeon

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Um, it's quite different from the burial chambers. I have seen what the boss is in the swamps. It don't look fun

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No, it really don't look fun. I found out what the boss is so I have got the boss marker down

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Yeah, no, they don't look good. No, I mean, yeah, I mean my help is fun

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Yeah, I mean the swamp itself is hard enough. It's terrifying because it's always raining as well

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Yeah, it's always fucked so you're always wet and when you're wet your stamina goes down quicker and the the the

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Uh, but getting back quick to the the enemies like when I first see a troll that thing fucked me up

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And they were so difficult in my head

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But once once you told me about the in the invis frames

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So fucking easy because you just roll into them and and and do all that shit

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If you do fuck it up and they eat you it don't offer you take one or two of them

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Yeah, yeah, two two max I think for well, especially for me. Um, but with the wraiths obviously

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Those things because of what the ordeal we went through

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I fucking googled how to combat them because I was like I'm not getting to the swamp

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And being fucked up by a wraith without knowing how to kill the thing and it is simple as just parrying it

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If you parry the thing apparently they go down really quick and they have only one

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Um ability so they use the exact same attack on the exact same frequency

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So, you know exactly what's going to happen and they are extremely easy once you know how to just gonna be forever scarred from that experience

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Oh, so I won't ever feel I knew it was gonna happen as well. There was a bit in the back of my mind

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I was like we're sailing this far

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And we know that the swamps are dangerous. I was like we're gonna get fucked the minute that we land

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It's gonna be pandemonium

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And it fucking was a nightmare

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I could do with your help to be honest because i'm at this awkward position now where obviously you can't take

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You can't take uh minerals back through the teleport through a teleport

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Yeah, and i've found obviously new minerals, so i'm like digging up iron and stuff now

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But I can't do nothing with it

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So i've got a chest full of iron and i've took um

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Well, you can well, that's what I mean. I've built uh, i've built a uh, build a forge and shit like that

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I've built a smelter

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You have to do all your shit there

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But I have to like say I have to build it all and I don't want I have to build it in a place where I can

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You need to go and get the resources first and then come back. Yeah, but it's very time consuming

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It's time consuming, but I also don't I still want to have my main base be my main base

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I just want to have this as a little side piece

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because I don't want to have to traipse all this fucking ore all the way back up there every time to

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Uh, because I see on reddit a lot of people do that a lot of people have like six people

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And they'll just do like ore runs and people come in to help you just run stuff back to your base

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Which is very cool

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And it's just a good time i'm all for that shit because I went and did some ore farming myself

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And I built a little cart that you could sort of or is fucking heavy

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All right

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You have a weight limit of 300 like fallout and a lot of games skyrim you name it

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You have a weight limit and 300 is that fucking limit gone psa

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I think that's the right word

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Acronym is it a psa? Yeah public service announcement. Oh

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The yeah that trader he sells something that increases. I haven't found the trade yet. I know that with this so there's

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Those fyi there's one trader in every server

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Um that does not move location has a force field around it. That's invisible

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So if you are in if you're with the trade and no enemies will attack

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Past a certain point he's only in one location. He's only in one location fucking hell. He does not move location

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And if you are within

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Is it 200 meters or something he will come up on the map?

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I was gonna say the fuck you're supposed to find he will he will pop up on the map when you're within a certain distance

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But he never he never moves location. So a lot of people build a portal. Yeah, right there makes sense

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Um, because i've got so much stuff to sell. Yeah, man

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But there's the fucking pro tip for you as well with what story you're about to tell that the little cart thing

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You if you roll you can get out of the cart. You haven't got a oh, yeah

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Yeah, so so always very heavy very very very heavy so you can only farm so much until you are you are encumbered

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and

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It makes it an absolute asshole to drag to go back to your base

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Um and constantly run forwards and backwards. Luckily all the the the the deposits that I found

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Are quite close to my base, but still made it a ball eight to to drag shit

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But what you can do to counteract this is build a cart and it is literally just a shopping trolley

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Basically that attaches to your waist and it can hold quite a decent amount of stuff

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What what you have to do though before ash has given me this tip is you have to manually stand in the middle of it

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where you would hook up and

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Interact with it and then boom it hooks up onto you and you can sprint around and you can attack and blah

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Like a donkey like a donkey would pull a cart you're doing the same. Yeah, you are the fucking donkey and

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That fucking thing

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Hic can it hits absolutely everything it can tiny rocks fucking tweaks that your

425
00:31:03,620 --> 00:31:09,380
Physical being doesn't even interact with but the fucking cart will and it sends that thing flying

426
00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:15,700
Doing backflips and all sorts of shit and obviously you can't fucking repair it unless you're next to a workbench

427
00:31:15,780 --> 00:31:21,380
So you have to be really fucking careful with where you're taking this thing because if it starts to get too damaged to move

428
00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:25,940
You have to then build a little base to fucking repair it and I swear to god

429
00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:31,300
It was the most fucking stressful thing. I'll tell you what let me pause it and have a piss because it's going to go on

430
00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:33,300
For five minutes at least give me a sec

431
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,500
Okay, where was I?

432
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,260
the car

433
00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:45,300
Catching on fucking literally everything it like I say the drag from my base to these deposits was not that far

434
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:47,940
But it was far enough. I had to traverse a fucking river

435
00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:53,060
I was I did not know if you could be attached to the cart and swim turns out you can

436
00:31:53,060 --> 00:32:00,420
Nice had to go up mountains fucking there's enemies everywhere. You try to fucking spear something while you've got a car attached to you

437
00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:02,660
Fuck me. It's so annoying

438
00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:04,900
But what I've been doing

439
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:10,660
Is I'd already scouted it a couple of times before I made the cart and I mark everything on my map all the deposits

440
00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:15,620
Absolutely everything the caves all sorts of shit. So I know where everything is so I knew exactly where all these deposits were

441
00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:21,540
and I made it to the first deposit which was a copper deposit and

442
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:22,740
boom

443
00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:25,060
The light disappears. It's nighttime

444
00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:31,380
Now in this game when it's nighttime the spawns are a lot more frequent and there's fucking enemies everywhere

445
00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:35,700
So I I I messaged ash about this because I was getting so annoyed about it

446
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:41,220
I was getting about eight swings of a pickaxe in boom ten enemies straight away

447
00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:47,380
So I had to kill all of them. They all dropped loot. There is no way to toggle off auto loot or not. There is

448
00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:52,020
I might have to look in the settings then yeah on the xbox is lb

449
00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:56,260
I'll have to have a look then stick together. I'll have to have a look because fuck me because

450
00:32:56,820 --> 00:33:01,780
Everything i'm killing all these enemies. That's not the issue. It's just an annoyance. They can't they can't keep up with me

451
00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:03,140
I'm too powerful

452
00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:07,060
But the shit that they're dropping i'm trying to fucking pick up this heavy ore

453
00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:12,740
But no i've got eyeballs and fucking wood in my pockets. It's too much. It's doing my head in so I got I got a fucking

454
00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:14,900
kill all these enemies

455
00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:19,380
Get rid of all their shit pick up the ore mine some more ore more enemies turn up

456
00:33:19,380 --> 00:33:22,100
I've got to kill them rinse and repeat right at the same time

457
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:25,140
They're bashing in my fucking cart because I've got to sort that out

458
00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:30,020
I lost it at one point because it's so fucking dark and I don't have a torch on me and then

459
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,880
eventually ladies and gentlemen

460
00:33:33,060 --> 00:33:37,380
What happened is I filled that fucking cart because I I made multiple pickaxes

461
00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:43,220
All right, because I made the first mistake of going there with one pickaxe and naturally it broke off for 30 seconds

462
00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:44,900
So I made about 10 of them

463
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:48,500
So I went there and I had all my pickaxes and I got as much as I fucking could

464
00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:54,820
And then what happened was daytime. I was like great. This is fantastic just in time for the journey home

465
00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:58,100
All the enemies are fucked off. They're still knocking around but there ain't nearly as many

466
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:01,300
So this will be all right because I put the cart on

467
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:04,100
What do I do hit a rock?

468
00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:05,700
Flip the upside down straight away

469
00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:10,900
So I spent five minutes trying to flip that fucker up because there is no button that you can press to just auto flip it

470
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:13,940
You have to fucking piss around with it. I was like, I'm not losing this car

471
00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:18,500
I'd quickly pulled out my repair hammer even though I couldn't do anything just to check the state of the cart

472
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:21,460
It was not good. It's about a quarter of its fucking life left

473
00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:26,580
So I swear to god if this car breaks before I get back to my base, I'm gonna be fuming

474
00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:33,620
So I reattach it and then I get about two-thirds of the way home. I know this area. I've scouted it many times

475
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:37,860
I know exactly what's here. I've marked it all I know what the crack is, right?

476
00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:42,140
Anyway, I get to this certain point where the river is I've had to go down a hill

477
00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:44,940
I hear stomping

478
00:34:44,940 --> 00:34:48,860
Big old fucking footsteps and I turn around there's a fucking troll

479
00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:55,340
Mid swing right behind my cart before I can disconnect it sends me over the fucking river

480
00:34:55,340 --> 00:35:00,860
Right. My cart is in the water. It's in the water not poking out. It's in it, right?

481
00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:05,980
I don't know what the fucking I didn't know what the protocol was for if the carts full when it's in the fucking water

482
00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:11,340
So I'm annoyed I'm pissed off because I've just spent all this time doing that and it's been banged in the fucking water

483
00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:16,540
Right. So now I've got to deal with this troll. I'm with the cart as well. By the way, it hasn't disconnected me

484
00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:21,580
I'm in the water with it. All right, so I've got a disconnect this was before I knew the rolling technique

485
00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:23,580
So on the on the laptop

486
00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:29,100
You have to look at the fucking little bars on it and press E and they're only very small bars

487
00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:34,300
So it's very easy very difficult to do it quickly. All right, so I've done that I've disconnected

488
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:37,820
all whilst I'm trying to get away from this troll and then a

489
00:35:38,380 --> 00:35:40,940
Battle ensued it was like it was nighttime again

490
00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:46,060
Suddenly, there's all these fucking enemies that have come out of the woodwork whilst I'm trying to deal with this fucking troll

491
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:50,300
And then after about five minutes, I do kill the troll

492
00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:55,260
All right, and then I go and check up on the cart. I've lost it

493
00:35:55,260 --> 00:36:02,220
I've been fighting the troll for that long traversing so much different shit because I've got to keep my stammering up stamina up and still

494
00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:06,620
Roll and dodge this fucking cunt that I've lost

495
00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:14,140
My cart, right? So another 10 minutes searching around I find it. I find it in the water and sure enough

496
00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:17,900
You can just go and reattach so I did I reattached

497
00:36:18,460 --> 00:36:23,980
And then back home to my base and then happy as Larry and then I messaged you and I was like I make all this shit

498
00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:29,820
Because I've finally got enough blah blah blah blah blah, but that was the most single stressful thing

499
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:35,500
And I've beaten millennia and Elden Ring. All right, Ash has even heard that one. This was more stressful than that

500
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:42,540
I watched it was fucking unbelievable the the fear that I'm not scared of trolls anymore if they pop up

501
00:36:42,540 --> 00:36:45,260
I'm not bothered because I know how easy they are to kill now

502
00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:51,980
But when you are attached to a cart that is filled to the brim of all that you desperately need

503
00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:55,020
And you've now got to defend that and yourself

504
00:36:55,020 --> 00:37:00,860
Amongst a ton of enemies and a troll. Oh also that that all ain't coming back

505
00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:04,220
I don't know if it respawns after like 60 days or whatever

506
00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:07,980
But you go back to that copper deposit that copper what you've mined is gone

507
00:37:07,980 --> 00:37:12,060
So if you lose all that you can't just go back to all the copper you've it does respawn

508
00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:19,500
But I can't remember the exact it ain't soon because all the stuff I've I'm on day 60 and all the stuff I've mined ain't come back. Yeah. Yeah

509
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:23,180
So, yeah, that's that's that's vows

510
00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:29,580
So yeah, that's that's that's valheim really you need friends. I think it's one of those games where it's fantastic when you're playing solo

511
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:33,100
But if you really want to get to the to the nitty and gritty of it, you need

512
00:37:33,660 --> 00:37:37,660
You need pals to fucking jump in with I need you to help me build this swamp base

513
00:37:37,660 --> 00:37:43,180
I'm almost tempted to just sack off my shit and then just fucking piss around in your server

514
00:37:43,980 --> 00:37:49,260
Yeah, because I feel like it would be more fun for that because we could still do bosses because the the beauty of it is

515
00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:52,140
There are I don't know how many bosses but there are bosses in this game

516
00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:55,660
But once you kill it you can go back and kill it again

517
00:37:55,660 --> 00:38:00,220
They you have to spawn them from alters and there's more than one altar for every boss

518
00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:02,220
Because I've already killed the first boss twice

519
00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:06,220
So it's not even like I've missed out on anything because we can go back and do it again

520
00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:09,260
Well, we still got to help you kill your second boss yet on your server

521
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,900
And plus you owe me some fucking bronze

522
00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:16,620
I mean, you've got full bronze set. I've only got a bronze. I ain't got full bronze set. I ain't got the helmet

523
00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:18,620
Well, I've only got the bronze shield

524
00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:20,620
I don't know you fuck all bronze

525
00:38:20,620 --> 00:38:22,620
I haven't taken didn't take any of your bronze

526
00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:27,100
Everything you wouldn't have built that stuff if it weren't for me. I was giving you circling cause

527
00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:32,540
I was giving you fucking all sorts of shit. No, no, no, no, no, you didn't give me any circling cause

528
00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:38,940
I never got any fucking I sorted all of that on my own. Feebed everything and that you want to know something that bone shield

529
00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:44,540
Don't even use it. You just put it on the wall. Don't even fucking use it. That thing is an ornament now

530
00:38:44,860 --> 00:38:47,340
I didn't like it because the shield that I had

531
00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:50,780
You can parry and it stuns them and then makes them more vulnerable

532
00:38:50,780 --> 00:38:56,300
But that bone shield it reduced your movement speed by 20 percent and when you parried it didn't stun them

533
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:57,740
It just pushed them away

534
00:38:57,740 --> 00:39:01,340
So I would then have to waste even more stamina running over to them to attack them

535
00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:04,380
And it didn't put them in a stunned state either just pushed them away

536
00:39:04,380 --> 00:39:09,900
So I was like this is of no use to me. I've seen some interesting builds. I saw someone yesterday

537
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:13,100
I watched a 15 minute video of a guy making an entire

538
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:20,700
Mine nice. He's got a bridge that goes across a fully working. I don't know how he does it. It's genius and another

539
00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:24,460
Cool building thing. I've seen people do is put moats around their builds

540
00:39:25,340 --> 00:39:29,660
Very cool. And uh another tip is to you know, you can terrain

541
00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:35,260
Manipulate so you can like in state land so they're putting like terrain round their place

542
00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:40,780
Yeah, so because it's indestructible. Yeah, so yeah, there's a lot of cool stuff that you could do like some of the builds

543
00:39:40,780 --> 00:39:44,220
I haven't looked into too many because I don't want to spoil it. I don't know what the end game is

544
00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:47,500
I don't know what the end gear is and I don't want to know I want to discover it for myself

545
00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:50,780
Because there's nothing more exciting than when I found that um

546
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,100
that iron

547
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:55,900
Or for the first time and I ran back. Oh, what's gonna be in it?

548
00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:56,540
What's gonna be in it?

549
00:39:56,540 --> 00:40:01,020
So I had to go and build a smelter and stuff as soon as I smelted one iron bar picked it up

550
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:05,420
And then all the crafting recipes started coming. I was like, oh this new stuff I can make

551
00:40:05,740 --> 00:40:08,460
There's so much stuff. I can make fire pits. I can make prisons

552
00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:16,860
Yeah, I see a real cool geezer wearing like fully dripped out like wolf style gear and he had two daggers and he was like it was

553
00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:22,540
Uh, it wasn't a boss, but it was a it was a very big enemy and it was basically a one-shot

554
00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:26,540
Attack and he had both his daggers and obviously the special ability you jump in the air

555
00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:28,380
Yeah, and this geezer with two daggers

556
00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:32,540
He jumped in both arms back and then just stabbed this fucker in the ground and it went poof

557
00:40:32,860 --> 00:40:35,900
And it come up like two thousand something damage. I was like, what the fuck

558
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:39,420
I want to I want to go out and farm some more of that. Um

559
00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:45,340
Some more of that, uh barnacles because I want to make one of them abyssal daggers. I think they're called

560
00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:48,380
And oh I was watching a guy kept calling it abso

561
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:54,780
No, that's painful. An abso dagger. Fuck off man. And there's like sea serpents. Luckily we didn't come across any of them

562
00:40:54,940 --> 00:40:57,340
But I saw some guy come across sea serpent

563
00:40:57,740 --> 00:41:02,540
Um, they're difficult. You see you just about manage to kill them before they destroy a carve

564
00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:06,060
So you but you have to be good with a bow but you but that when you kill them

565
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:10,380
All their loot sinks to the bottom of the ocean. So there's a way to get their loot

566
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:15,580
You have to you have to craft a harpoon and you have to harpoon them and drag them to land

567
00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:20,060
Then kill them. Yeah, and then loot them. Yeah, so this game is deep man

568
00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:25,340
The guy that I was watching that was talking about that said that you sort of need two people and one person to harpoon it on

569
00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:29,260
And another person just bang it with arrows and then another thing so you can't

570
00:41:29,260 --> 00:41:34,380
You can't dive into water in this game. But what you can do is build a ladder

571
00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:38,700
The higher you are the deeper you will go when you jump into the water

572
00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:41,980
I saw that. If you lose anything you got to fucking try and build something

573
00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:47,100
The building mechanics I need to get better at like the actual building because there's a lot of shit where like my

574
00:41:47,580 --> 00:41:50,220
I would really love to tear my base down and start again

575
00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:55,500
But I wouldn't be able to hold all the all the gear so it would kind of do my head in a bit but

576
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:58,300
I can't put a roof on mine. I've made it too wide

577
00:41:58,780 --> 00:42:05,180
Too high before I can actually do anything. I need to sort of build small small buildings and stuff first

578
00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:10,380
architecturally I'm not smart so it's very difficult to like know where to put the beams and

579
00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:16,300
Yeah, I've seen some fucking mega mega bases like some guy that built an entire underground bit underneath

580
00:42:16,780 --> 00:42:23,260
Like one of the last bosses and he was like apparently like it's the safest place to be and it's an entire fucking area

581
00:42:23,260 --> 00:42:27,740
We've all stacked up inventory boxes and shit. What the fuck?

582
00:42:27,740 --> 00:42:32,860
Well, this this shit's one of my funny deaths came yesterday while I was trying to build a second base

583
00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:34,540
I had done what you just said

584
00:42:34,540 --> 00:42:39,260
I was trying to put the roof on and I built up loads of ladders like stairways and stuff

585
00:42:39,260 --> 00:42:45,260
I was like the top of this just fucking banging away trying to put like little posts in and stuff and I said

586
00:42:46,780 --> 00:42:48,780
What the fuck is that?

587
00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:51,180
Look down a little bit too late. There was a

588
00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:53,180
Draugr just smashing the bottom of the ladder

589
00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:57,260
And by the time I realized the ladder had fucking snapped at the bottom

590
00:42:57,260 --> 00:43:03,980
Then it goes all the pieces of the ladder fall. I just watch it exploding as I fought to my death with my 25 health

591
00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:04,540
That's great

592
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:07,980
I mean, but I laughed I thought that's very humorous and I didn't spawn far away

593
00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:12,460
But had I been miles away, I'd have been very upset, but that's the I was just trying to build man

594
00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:13,980
Just trying to build

595
00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:19,100
I think I might actually take the time and because you you you lose so much time

596
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:24,140
I can see how people put thousands of hours in this game because you spend so much time

597
00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:25,980
just

598
00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:27,340
Live in life in this game

599
00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:32,700
You don't have to go was it you that was talking to me about or was it stef who was saying that there's a guy who

600
00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,700
Who has done the entire thing?

601
00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:37,260
Like without killing any bosses

602
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:43,020
No, I didn't know that it was stef then stef was telling me that there's a there's a guy who she was watching

603
00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:49,580
Um who doesn't didn't have like the pickaxes or anything to mine certain shit and doesn't have the resort the

604
00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:51,980
The the equipment to do certain stuff

605
00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:56,140
So he was using things like like trolls to smash up all

606
00:43:56,700 --> 00:44:00,140
And was getting hold of the ore from that and then being able to make stuff from that

607
00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:04,060
So he he wasn't actually killing any bosses and had all this shit

608
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:10,060
Because he was just using the the things that you had around him and I find that crazy. I see

609
00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:13,340
And uh tips yesterday. They're saying that to to

610
00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:20,460
Knock down trees you can knock a tree into into other trees and then you can you can replant trees

611
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:25,340
Strategically so that when you knock it down, it will have a domino effect and also with trolls

612
00:44:25,340 --> 00:44:29,580
You know them spikes that you can set up. Yeah, you can put them in the ground

613
00:44:30,380 --> 00:44:33,580
This guy built a strip of them aggroed a troll

614
00:44:34,140 --> 00:44:37,180
And then he said if you build them and then you

615
00:44:37,180 --> 00:44:40,620
um, you plow, uh terrain over it to a certain point

616
00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:44,140
it will register to your character as

617
00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:51,100
As dirt rather than spikes and it will also register to the troll as dirt rather than the spikes

618
00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:56,060
So when you run through it, the troll will follow you but because it thinks it's walking over dirt

619
00:44:56,060 --> 00:45:00,220
But it isn't it gets attacked by it gets damaged by all the spikes and dies nice

620
00:45:00,220 --> 00:45:03,420
So you don't even have to fucking attack the thing. You just have to run it through this runway

621
00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:06,700
I was like little things like that, man. They're just so uh,

622
00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:11,820
I want to I want to research loads of shit at the same time. I don't know you want to discover as much as you can

623
00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:18,140
I've watched like 50 tips for beginners. Yeah, so i've like but i don't want to kind of already knew them

624
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:22,460
Yeah, I don't want to watch too many because i'm like some of this stuff. I want to just discover myself

625
00:45:22,460 --> 00:45:24,460
I don't know what other metals you can find

626
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:29,180
What armor pieces you can get one cool fit? Yeah when it comes to armor stuff like that

627
00:45:29,180 --> 00:45:30,700
I really haven't looked at it

628
00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:33,740
A whole lot one cool building tip that I saw was sitting down

629
00:45:34,540 --> 00:45:38,460
If you sit down while you're building it gives you a different and camera angle like

630
00:45:39,180 --> 00:45:40,700
underneath basically

631
00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:45,740
For those tricky little bits and the weather obviously erodes your buildings

632
00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:49,500
I've never knew that only down to uh

633
00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:55,660
Half like 50 percent. So if you have a wooden structure you watch it over time. It changes color

634
00:45:55,660 --> 00:45:57,980
It will go green. I see that and um,

635
00:45:57,980 --> 00:46:03,420
The durability goes down, but it will never destroy it. It just takes it down to I think I think it is 50 percent

636
00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:08,300
So every now and then you got to run around and repair it all but I think rock and metal and shit obviously

637
00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:11,180
Reacts differently and if it's covered

638
00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:13,740
It doesn't get fucked up

639
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:19,340
There's so much shit. Yeah, it's just a very fun game. It's just very peaceful. I got my bees making me honey

640
00:46:19,740 --> 00:46:24,700
Yeah, just like chilling by the fire hearing the old bees at work. I wish they'd put it on playstation, man

641
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:28,220
Yeah, be cool. I'll imagine it will eventually. I think we'll fucking see that and the fact that

642
00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:30,540
Bear in mind

643
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:35,100
You've been listening to us talk for 46 and a half minutes about valheim

644
00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:41,580
Right and how in depth we've gone and all the shit that you can do and our own little adventures. This is a game preview

645
00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:48,460
So this isn't this doesn't even have a release date yet. This this has this isn't being released

646
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:52,140
Yet, this is this is actually

647
00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:56,300
Yet, this is this is alpha style shit, man

648
00:46:57,420 --> 00:46:59,980
Obviously, it's got updates and stuff like that, but this isn't

649
00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:06,060
This is not the full game. This is not the final product and it's already this fucking good. It's great

650
00:47:06,380 --> 00:47:10,300
I'm glad you gave it a second chance. Yeah, 100 100 percent. It's fucking

651
00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:12,940
It's it's just

652
00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:15,740
It's one of those games where because it's a survival

653
00:47:16,620 --> 00:47:17,820
you are

654
00:47:17,820 --> 00:47:24,300
Given the reins to do whatever you fucking want to do. And yes, there is a story in terms of boss fights

655
00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:26,860
But I feel like

656
00:47:26,940 --> 00:47:31,580
Take your time with it everything that i've read so far on what what people have been saying is to just take your time

657
00:47:31,820 --> 00:47:35,740
Don't rush anything just enjoy the game because you aren't on a time limit here

658
00:47:35,740 --> 00:47:39,660
You do whatever you want to fucking do and if you want to go and piss around in someone else's server

659
00:47:39,660 --> 00:47:42,780
You go and do that. It won't have any effect on your game and you might get some cool shit

660
00:47:42,780 --> 00:47:50,300
It it's the world is is your oyster on this one and I think if you if you have an xbox or you have a pc

661
00:47:51,020 --> 00:47:54,060
And you are contemplating this game because you've liked what we've said

662
00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:58,300
It's like 13 quid on steam or it's free on game pass

663
00:47:58,780 --> 00:48:01,660
For the sake of 13 quid if you haven't got game pass

664
00:48:01,740 --> 00:48:05,340
I 100 recommend it and even if you get it on steam you can return it

665
00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:09,660
so it's sort of win-win there I must say as well the um

666
00:48:09,660 --> 00:48:14,940
um, I recommended this game because there's a guy at work called rich and uh,

667
00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:20,540
He he like he's like he's got an old neighbor and that and he goes around and sees him and he's a gamer

668
00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:21,980
But he's an old boy

669
00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:27,660
He plays a lot of games and I think he's played like alderman and stuff. Yeah, so I recommended this game to him

670
00:48:28,220 --> 00:48:35,020
um and uh rich told him about it and downloaded it and rich the rich ain't a gamer and uh, yeah

671
00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:41,180
Yeah, I asked him the next day. How did he get on with our i'm he said he said it's fucking shit graphics are crap

672
00:48:41,820 --> 00:48:42,780
so

673
00:48:42,780 --> 00:48:44,780
This is for you. Fuck you david

674
00:48:45,260 --> 00:48:47,260
because

675
00:48:48,060 --> 00:48:49,180
Because

676
00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:53,660
It's a sick game and you shouldn't judge a book. Yeah, but he's got the same viewpoint as I did

677
00:48:53,740 --> 00:48:56,860
No, the graphics are shit, but they're not that's not a game for graphics

678
00:48:56,860 --> 00:49:00,060
But even then minecraft graphics are shit one of my six games

679
00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:05,020
But even then I take it back the graphics aren't actually that bad when you wait stick when yeah

680
00:49:05,020 --> 00:49:09,980
When you really delve into the game when you look at the way the fire moves and the attacks and when enemies die

681
00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:15,660
And what they poof into like this little smoke or whatever and the water and things like that. The graphics are

682
00:49:16,540 --> 00:49:22,780
They are not amazing, but it is the art style of the game and they actually look really nice the sunset

683
00:49:23,020 --> 00:49:27,500
Oh my god, the sun beautiful belting through the tree line. It looked the

684
00:49:28,140 --> 00:49:29,500
the um

685
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,900
The scenery of it is stunning

686
00:49:32,460 --> 00:49:38,540
For a graphically challenged game to what I thought we used to think it was but now I think it looks really good

687
00:49:38,620 --> 00:49:44,300
It is it is really fucking good a lot of games like that. They're made like that one because they're not a triple a company

688
00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:49,820
They're like an indie company doing it. Sorry. This game was made by five people. Do you know that exactly five people?

689
00:49:50,060 --> 00:49:56,140
That's what I mean. Obviously their teams a bit bigger now, but this game was made by five motherfuckers

690
00:49:56,140 --> 00:50:01,980
It's crazy project crazy like this. They wouldn't exist if you made it gta style realism

691
00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:03,980
Yeah to make the scope of it

692
00:50:04,060 --> 00:50:11,420
I mean procedurally generated just geniusness while we're on the uh subject molligatoni soup or as I like to call it

693
00:50:11,900 --> 00:50:15,980
Uh tagatelli soup. Um, it was one of the nicest things i've ever eaten

694
00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:19,580
What have you had you never had it before what molligatoni never heard of it?

695
00:50:20,140 --> 00:50:22,300
Why are you calling it molligatoni? That's what it's called

696
00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:24,860
I think it's called molligatoni soup

697
00:50:25,580 --> 00:50:29,980
Not how you fucking spell it. Well, that's just that's how I see in my head. That's how it is

698
00:50:30,620 --> 00:50:35,340
Um molligatoni soup is delicious. I thank you rich for such a delicious thing

699
00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:39,340
He said have you ever had it? I said no, so he bought me a can I had it the other day

700
00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:41,420
It was one of the nicest things i've ever eaten

701
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:46,140
I'm a big soup connoisseur you see but normally just vegetable and occasionally tomato

702
00:50:46,620 --> 00:50:51,740
So then he was like, well, yeah another one. Sorry. I apologize molligatoni. Yeah. Sorry. I was thinking about something else

703
00:50:51,740 --> 00:50:56,940
Carrot and coriander soup he bought in sorry. Are you not versed in soups? He bought it home

704
00:50:57,020 --> 00:51:01,100
He bought it home. He don't live with me. He bought into work. He said here's a carrot coriander soup

705
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:05,260
I took it home yesterday put a bit in my mouth spat it back in a bowl. Actually. It's disgusting

706
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:11,820
Disgusting what's this carrot and coriander? Woof. You don't like carrot and coriander. I traded dinners with jem

707
00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:17,340
That's how disgusting carrot and coriander is not for everyone and it depends if if it has cream in it as well

708
00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:22,220
Well, that makes a big gross. It just tasted like dirty water. You're expecting it to be like tomato, right? Yeah

709
00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:25,180
No, I wasn't I was expecting it to taste sweet

710
00:51:25,820 --> 00:51:31,420
Not that I wanted it to be sweet and I like coriander. I like spices. I like herbs. I like all that it looks tasty

711
00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:35,500
Taste and it's lumpy as well. Just tastes like shit. It might have just been a bad soup

712
00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:39,340
So you what you don't have soups all that often. I always eat soup vegetable soup, though

713
00:51:39,420 --> 00:51:44,220
I don't just vegetable because I love vegetables. You ever had chicken soup chicken. Yeah, I don't like I don't like the color

714
00:51:44,220 --> 00:51:47,260
It freaks me out. Yeah, but have you ever had it? Yes disgusting

715
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,900
You don't like chicken soup. No, because I'm not I look at it and I go

716
00:51:50,460 --> 00:51:55,500
All right, what about mushroom soup? I don't like mushrooms. Yeah, but this is did you know that mushrooms?

717
00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:58,140
I don't like one up mushroom in mario is

718
00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:00,700
born from dead marios

719
00:52:01,580 --> 00:52:06,380
Every time a mario dies the mushroom grows and comes out and it's a dead mario. Oh dear. Yeah, it's good

720
00:52:07,660 --> 00:52:10,940
The last thing b movie worst film i've ever seen fuck you rich

721
00:52:10,940 --> 00:52:14,780
I knew that anyway, he keeps recommending it to everybody. It's just shit

722
00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:17,980
He's like gave me a list of things that he wanted me to say

723
00:52:18,540 --> 00:52:24,220
And yeah, i've seen b movie before i'm with you on that one. It's fucking awful. It's like a terrible fucking ad life

724
00:52:24,220 --> 00:52:26,220
Yeah, bug's life or whatever

725
00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:29,980
Just wank man. What a crappy film. I did wonder why you sent me that list

726
00:52:30,620 --> 00:52:33,100
Yeah, what lol? I don't get it. You don't need to k

727
00:52:33,660 --> 00:52:37,740
I understand now k with a full stop trying to be like me wouldn't yeah, I understand

728
00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:43,260
I understand. I can't believe you aren't versed in soups. You need to branch out more vegetable soup

729
00:52:44,140 --> 00:52:47,980
Vegetable soup is one of the most boring soups you will ever experience

730
00:52:48,140 --> 00:52:51,260
There was this soup I used to get from asda and it was um

731
00:52:52,220 --> 00:52:54,220
Oh fucking hell, what was it?

732
00:52:54,220 --> 00:52:59,660
Like mexican chicken soup or something and he had chicken chunks in it and it was like a tomato based soup

733
00:52:59,740 --> 00:53:01,740
It's so spicy and nice man. Oh

734
00:53:02,300 --> 00:53:04,940
There's so many soups that are fucking banging you need to branch out more

735
00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:08,700
But but carrying carrot and coriander ain't your cup of tea stay away from it

736
00:53:08,940 --> 00:53:12,300
If you bought a packet of four donuts from sainsbury's, yeah

737
00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:17,020
And you just bought them. Just there. How many would you eat in one sitting?

738
00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:19,740
Like a

739
00:53:19,740 --> 00:53:26,460
Well me and mark have both banged the whole pack individually in one sitting. Yeah, that's what I thought but I could I I wouldn't

740
00:53:27,260 --> 00:53:32,620
Something's wrong if i'm only having one. Oh, yeah exactly having probably two maybe three there's a podcast

741
00:53:32,620 --> 00:53:35,660
I i haven't listened to yet, but i've seen clips of it and

742
00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:41,740
They were getting on this geezers case because he says elite like his go-to is probably three donuts and they're like

743
00:53:41,980 --> 00:53:45,980
I have one and I regret it and i'm like what who has one and regrets it

744
00:53:46,220 --> 00:53:49,820
It's saying sometimes they can only manage half. What that's what I mean. I'm like

745
00:53:50,460 --> 00:53:55,180
I presumed it was the norm to bang two or three. Who's having half a donut exactly get fucked

746
00:53:55,260 --> 00:53:59,740
They're the weird ones. Yeah, if you're having half a donut, you go fuck yourself. Everyone that i've asked is on our side

747
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:02,860
That's ridiculous question is what would you have in the donuts?

748
00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:08,460
Right, so you got let me i'll give you the free listings. You've either got the standard sugared your sugared ring

749
00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:14,300
Well, I love a sugared ring raspberry filled lava custard filled get in a bin or chocolate filled

750
00:54:14,700 --> 00:54:19,820
Have you had the chocolate filled ones from um bp garages? Yeah, oh, they're fucking something else man

751
00:54:20,060 --> 00:54:23,260
There's something else and they change them now. So the dough's actually chocolate as well

752
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:30,140
They put something in them that makes my tooth hurt something crazy. Yeah, that's that's called needing a filling. Oh, yeah. I know that's called

753
00:54:30,140 --> 00:54:33,660
I'm going to the dentist until i'm in agony, but I prefer custard, you know

754
00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:39,420
That is the worst. No, it's the best one disgusting. No, that's what I imagine that

755
00:54:40,140 --> 00:54:44,940
I don't want to get too dark here and too grim. So any ladies listening cover your ears

756
00:54:45,580 --> 00:54:48,220
But you're probably the only ones that will be able to answer this

757
00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:51,820
That's what I imagine the consistency of spunk is like

758
00:54:51,820 --> 00:54:56,780
When you put a custard doughnut in your mouth and it squirts that cold

759
00:54:57,260 --> 00:55:00,300
Gloopy liquid in that's what I imagine that

760
00:55:01,420 --> 00:55:03,260
Yuck. Woof

761
00:55:03,260 --> 00:55:06,860
If my own cum is taking is tasting like custard i'm sucking my own dick

762
00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:11,340
If i'm coming out custard i'm having some of it

763
00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:17,260
It's just the consistency it's the old explicit marker on this

764
00:55:17,260 --> 00:55:22,780
Is that what he said? I don't like cold stuff that's supposed to be hot or is normally eating hot

765
00:55:22,780 --> 00:55:23,980
I don't like it cold

766
00:55:23,980 --> 00:55:27,980
So that's why I think I don't like custard because custard to me is supposed to be hot

767
00:55:28,060 --> 00:55:31,180
So your custard tastes different when it's hot and when it's cold. I like hot custard

768
00:55:31,820 --> 00:55:36,220
I used to be exactly like you and only ever eat hot custard steph introduced me to cold custard

769
00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:38,300
And I actually think cold custard tastes better

770
00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:44,140
I couldn't but then I can't really stand on any legs because I can eat cold beans out of tin

771
00:55:44,140 --> 00:55:48,700
Yeah, Steph does that's weird man. I can't do that. Yeah, I can't do that shit. They gotta be hot

772
00:55:49,180 --> 00:55:52,860
Yes, that's what I mean, but I don't eat I don't eat cold food. I won't eat cold pizza

773
00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:57,740
That's the guy that I work with he's off at the moment

774
00:55:58,220 --> 00:56:02,300
But his like go-to snack would at work would be to bring in a tin of beans

775
00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:07,260
Just sit there and eat a tin of beans. That's a good guy man. I can get behind that

776
00:56:07,260 --> 00:56:13,740
It's so fucking weird. It's tasty though. It's so weird good for you. No, man. I ain't about that life

777
00:56:14,300 --> 00:56:15,900
Well, i'm not anymore

778
00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:21,260
No, yeah back in the day. You've got to get yourself on the soups man. Yeah, I am some fucking decent ones

779
00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:26,620
Carrots and coriander is not me. But our coriander ain't for everyone man. What about mint pea soup?

780
00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:29,660
Yeah, i'll give that a go for sure. They're tasty

781
00:56:31,580 --> 00:56:35,020
Anyway, we've been doing this for ages should we move on

782
00:56:35,020 --> 00:56:37,020
Move on swiftly

783
00:56:40,780 --> 00:56:47,420
God of war inspired teenage mutant ninja turtles the last ronin game in the works so

784
00:56:48,220 --> 00:56:52,940
That's something so that's that's that one on my 2023 bingo list

785
00:56:54,220 --> 00:56:58,620
Fucking god of war teenage mutant ninja turtles, but apparently the um

786
00:56:59,260 --> 00:57:00,220
the

787
00:57:00,220 --> 00:57:05,260
Teenage mutants turtles the last ronin is actually a comic so it's based on something that off

788
00:57:06,060 --> 00:57:11,340
Substance is not just random. Yeah, and it's it's based on what I read earlier in a

789
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:17,420
In a future where michael angelo is the only living turtle and he uses

790
00:57:18,140 --> 00:57:24,140
All of the his other teenage mutants turtle weapons. So he's got all these powers weapons. Do we know who's making this?

791
00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:27,580
I don't know. Oh, I haven't looked into that. I haven't looked that far

792
00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:29,580
um, but um

793
00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:33,660
Yeah, I mean god of war is going to feel like a god of war kind of game

794
00:57:33,660 --> 00:57:40,140
That's what the game with the you know going around the semi open cinematic hack and slash. Yeah that kind of job

795
00:57:40,700 --> 00:57:45,660
I mean, I love teenage mutants turtles hope master splinters in it. I don't know if he is but he's the goat

796
00:57:46,220 --> 00:57:52,300
Um, I mean, yeah, obviously it's gonna be a long way away, but still sounds very creative juices flowing for sure

797
00:57:52,380 --> 00:57:55,020
Sounds very very very promising. Does that sound good?

798
00:57:55,020 --> 00:57:59,500
I like that. I have to find out who's potentially going to be making that one

799
00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:03,580
Well, i'll look into that while you discuss saturn moniker. Oh, yeah

800
00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:09,740
That'd be sick to be fair nothing really massive to talk about golem just that it's been delayed

801
00:58:10,460 --> 00:58:12,940
On one console the old switch

802
00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:15,660
Why it's been delayed. I don't know

803
00:58:15,740 --> 00:58:20,540
They haven't I don't believe they've specified as to why it's been delayed on switch. They never normally do

804
00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:27,020
Um, I I personally think that's just going to become the norm now now hogwarts have done it and they got away with it

805
00:58:27,180 --> 00:58:31,340
Like in terms of not too much by oh what have you done? I think people are just gonna be like, okay

806
00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:36,620
That's the switch is going to come later. That's just the way this is a weird one for me because I think with hogwarts legacy

807
00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:40,460
It's been delayed on the on the ps4 and the xbox one

808
00:58:41,580 --> 00:58:47,020
And including the switch so with this one with golem. Why has it only been the switch?

809
00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:52,460
What is the what is the thing with this one that has meant that it's only the switch that has incurred a delay

810
00:58:53,020 --> 00:58:58,620
And I can only think it is the docking that holds so much issue with with um

811
00:58:59,660 --> 00:59:06,140
With development but i'm with you on that one. I believe that that the because the the switch is not

812
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,080
branded as a competitor

813
00:59:09,740 --> 00:59:15,260
To things like the xbox and the playstation. It's not in the same category. It's not in the same world

814
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:18,220
The xbox one is a little bit more expensive than the xbox one

815
00:59:18,620 --> 00:59:21,420
But it's still a little bit cheaper than the xbox one

816
00:59:22,220 --> 00:59:24,940
So it's not marketed as a game that you

817
00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:32,140
Elden ring get it now on the nintendo switch. That's not like it's not its main bank is not having the fucking whole

818
00:59:32,940 --> 00:59:35,340
Player base playing elden ring and games like that

819
00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:39,580
It just has the ability to play certain games and I was thinking

820
00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:41,500
how

821
00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:47,020
many games do you allow to have delays for the switch before you a

822
00:59:47,580 --> 00:59:49,740
Beef up the switch or b

823
00:59:50,380 --> 00:59:53,100
Let your customer base your player base

824
00:59:53,740 --> 01:00:00,700
Be aware that if they want to play these new generation games, they're gonna have to deal with delays on the switch

825
01:00:02,060 --> 01:00:04,060
Because what do you do?

826
01:00:04,540 --> 01:00:08,140
What do you agree? What what you so what do you

827
01:00:08,140 --> 01:00:12,300
do a new games announced for the ps5 and the xbox series x

828
01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:14,380
and

829
01:00:14,380 --> 01:00:16,380
Sorry, yeah is no

830
01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:19,260
Series x is the beefy one. Yeah, sorry

831
01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:20,620
um

832
01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:27,660
A new games announced for the ps5 and the series x and then it's also announced for the the previous generations including the switch

833
01:00:28,460 --> 01:00:30,460
with a release date of

834
01:00:30,780 --> 01:00:32,780
next year in october

835
01:00:32,780 --> 01:00:39,580
Are you gonna say from from then from the announcement that it's going to be a different date for the switch or you're going to wait

836
01:00:39,660 --> 01:00:42,380
Until halfway through and then and then announce there will be a delay

837
01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:43,660
Like how how is it going to work?

838
01:00:43,660 --> 01:00:48,940
Are you just going to keep like not saying that there's delays and wait until the last minute or are you just going to say?

839
01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:52,060
like as nintendo is coming out on the switch, but

840
01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:57,180
Later on I think it's just going to become more and more common practice that ps4

841
01:00:58,140 --> 01:01:00,140
And xbox one

842
01:01:00,220 --> 01:01:02,220
If that's the last one, I can't remember

843
01:01:02,220 --> 01:01:07,500
Um, just just keeps getting left behind a little bit and switch. I think it's become more and more

844
01:01:08,140 --> 01:01:09,420
uh

845
01:01:09,420 --> 01:01:11,980
Frequent because they're gonna have to leave them behind at some point

846
01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:17,020
The just the way it is the technological gap is a lot smaller than what it used to be

847
01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:19,740
So the jump from ps3 to ps4 was massive

848
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:25,900
The difference in those consoles was fucking huge the jump from ps4 to ps5 not so much

849
01:01:26,460 --> 01:01:30,140
The ps especially the ps4 pro from that to the ps5

850
01:01:30,140 --> 01:01:31,480
PS5

851
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,480
Technologically is not

852
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:38,560
Massive it's still big. It's still a big leap, but it isn't astronomical

853
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:40,480
so

854
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:44,720
For for having having a ps5 on day one. You did not fucking need it

855
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,560
You still don't need a ps5 right now

856
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:52,160
There ain't enough ps5 only games as if you're if you're listening and you're really struggling to get out of a ps5

857
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:55,920
Don't stress about it. Honestly if your ps4 whatever you're using is working

858
01:01:55,920 --> 01:02:01,200
Don't worry because you don't need a ps5 at the moment. There is not enough to warrant having one

859
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,360
you're not missing out on anything, but

860
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,920
so the

861
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:07,680
the

862
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:14,000
The gap between the the last generation and this generation of consoles isn't nearly as big

863
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,080
however

864
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:20,800
The the ps5 and the xbox series x are still being held back

865
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:25,680
By those previous generations when it comes to game development because you imagine

866
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:30,240
Santa Monica come out on their own back and said that god of war was held back because of the ps4

867
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:36,800
Which of course it would be because you've made a game for the ps5 and you've now got to go back and make sure that

868
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,000
That game will run on the ps4

869
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:42,560
So you have to not overhaul it but definitely change certain aspects of it to make it run

870
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:49,920
Which is time that could have time and money that could have been spent on the ps5 version beefing that motherfucker up

871
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:58,000
Like I said to stef if you you look at unreal engine 5 how crazy that engine is the capability of that engine

872
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:04,000
You make a game that will push the ps5 to its limits because it is beefy enough for it

873
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:07,840
You then decide that you want that on the ps4. You're going to have to

874
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:14,640
The time and effort involved in doing that is incredible. So i'm with you at some point

875
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:21,760
I don't think it's going to be soon because if it were profitable to leave the last generations behind

876
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:23,600
They'd already be doing it

877
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:26,560
Because that's what a lot of companies care about now is profit margins

878
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:30,480
So if it isn't profitable if it was profitable, it would already be done

879
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:32,560
So it's not happening anytime soon

880
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:38,640
But it is becoming more and more frequent these delays and these issues with developers on having to keep having to

881
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:42,720
You go as slow as you go as fast as your slowest person

882
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,760
So and and we are going as fast as the ps4 can go

883
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:48,560
Which is annoying

884
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,560
Have you seen fortnite now?

885
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:58,240
Oh, yeah, I know I know look at this. This is fortnite right and they're doing unreal engine. Yeah, this is fortnite

886
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:00,880
This is real in game

887
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:04,880
That's in game. Yeah, look at that. Oh, yeah, it's cool

888
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:11,840
That this is what we're looking at with unreal engine. This is a creative tool someone made this in game

889
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,240
Someone made this in game. Yeah, that's made

890
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:22,080
In game. Yeah, my tiktok's filled with them. It's mental. Yeah. Yeah, the games are going batshit crazy capability of that

891
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:26,000
And there's a limit though. There is a limit to that as there's no limit

892
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:32,880
With a lot of shit in that the graphics can only reach a certain point and your your eyes won't be able to fucking

893
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:35,200
Deal with any better

894
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:40,080
But it is getting fucking silly unreal engine 5 is something else man

895
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:43,280
That shit is fucking mega. We ain't even seen the start of that shit yet

896
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:47,040
It's fucking crazy and then you got a ps5 that can run 8k

897
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:52,240
But there's they're fucking there's no games that can run that yet. The the tailies for 8k are too expensive

898
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:57,840
So you imagine you got an 8k setup and games that are 8k that shit's gonna look fucking mental

899
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:00,480
I can't wait for it. But yeah

900
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,560
eventually

901
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:04,560
in the next couple of years the

902
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,880
Previous generation will get left behind and I think it's coming

903
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:15,040
I think it's coming sooner than that because it's been two three years since ps5 and series x have come out and normally the

904
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:19,440
Generation would have been the the gap the gap would have been bridged a little bit by now

905
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:25,200
But because of shortages and kovin and stuff it's been extended and what what happens with with the nintendo switch?

906
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:29,760
I don't know because that's a different entity into itself an enigma of his own that it's a different console

907
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:33,760
I think obviously you've got things like the steam deck and then there's other rivals to the steam deck

908
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:36,640
I can't remember the names exactly so I won't try and butcher it

909
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:41,520
But you so you have you have the nintendo switch extremely good at battery life

910
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:45,600
You have the steam deck extremely good graphically battery life is awful

911
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:51,600
There must be a happy medium for those two things to be fucking pushed together. The steam deck is heavy

912
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:58,160
It's big the switch is light. It's smaller than the steam deck. It lasts longer graphically. It cannot keep up with the steam deck

913
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:03,200
Hardware is better in the steam deck than it is in the switch, but the switch is way more user-friendly

914
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:11,280
So nintendo they are they there must be a way for them to in court to take inspiration from

915
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,280
valve

916
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:15,760
and have a beefed up vert that I feel like

917
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:20,000
if if nintendo want to continue in the market of

918
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:27,520
Of being able to play the same games that you can on other consoles, but not make that that make their main thing

919
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:35,600
I don't think a customer base will be happy with having to deal with six seven eight month delays

920
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:38,000
For a game

921
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,280
You see what would you rather have another console come out?

922
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:44,720
That's going to cost you another three four hundred quid but the same games that are coming out on a ps5

923
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:48,720
You'll be able to play the thing is with the switch and I want to be disrespectful to anyone here

924
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:54,640
but I think if people people that have only got a nintendo switch are

925
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,200
People that are happy to just have a nintendo switch

926
01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:01,200
People that have got playstations are just happy to have a playstation

927
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,200
Yeah, but they might have a nintendo switch as well

928
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:09,360
Like if you if you're going to pick a console and you just pick a nintendo switch, I think you're either a child

929
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:16,080
No, i'm not being rude or because this isn't meant to be rude or you like the games that are on there already

930
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:20,480
Because they are mario zelda and um

931
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:26,640
All they've got very unique games and they're great at what they do, but you're happy to have that nintendo have their demographic

932
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:30,640
They have their target audience and they and they execute it extremely well

933
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:35,520
So I don't think people are going to be too fussed. Whereas like yeah people that want harry potter

934
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:38,480
Probably won't just have a nintendo switch

935
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:43,840
Nintendo is not if if the nintendo switch was designed

936
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:50,800
And nintendo's idea was to run the exact same games that you can run on any other console. It would already be doing it

937
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:56,000
And that that would be that obviously that is not the intention of the nintendo switch

938
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,880
It is an innovative console and runs

939
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:05,280
Like we say a different enigma to fucking playstation xbox or or the pc

940
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:08,240
Fucking whatevers

941
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:09,760
um

942
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:11,760
But I I just think the

943
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:13,760
I just think the

944
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:19,440
Yeah, it's a weird one because it can run certain games on for different consoles. How the fuck can I run the witcher man?

945
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:23,760
That's massive. I'm not being funny. No man's sky on there as well, but

946
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:29,440
The nintendo switch are just nintendo in general. They're geniuses. They know exactly what they're doing

947
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:34,640
They've got the best-selling console this generation last generation nintendo switch outsold them all

948
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:37,840
Be that helped by covid or not. It's still massive

949
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:44,960
um, they know they don't need to a panda to anyone's thing because they they'll do what they want and if and if

950
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:48,960
Something don't work it don't work, but they will keep doing it the way they want to do it

951
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:52,320
They do what they want and they do it. Well, it would just it would just be nice there

952
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:56,960
It's just I there there has to be another iteration. There has to be something

953
01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:02,800
I'd love a nintendo switch that was like as powerful as a playstation 5 or xbox or a pc

954
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:09,200
I'd love it because what you could do with pokemon on that or zelda on that would be nuts. You can't tell me that zelda

955
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:13,520
Tears of the kingdom isn't being held back isn't going to be held back by nintendo switch

956
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:19,280
What you've got is things like the steam deck obviously the hardware in them is mega for what it is

957
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:24,000
But because of that as I previously said it's heavy the fan noise is loud

958
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:30,560
For for a child the steam deck is not user friendly. It's not it's not a kid's console

959
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:35,840
And for the nintendo switch it is a lot more streamlined. It isn't loud

960
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:40,400
It is easy to hold it is more maneuverable. The battery life is lasts a lot longer

961
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:47,520
So the the technology is there but being able to incorporate that into a handheld device that holds the same sort of

962
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:51,840
Quality of life as a nintendo switch. It just isn't there yet

963
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:58,080
You can't have a steam deck. You can't have a nintendo switch version of a steam deck as powerful without without

964
01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:01,760
without taking away some of the quality of life and the um

965
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,640
How it sounds and runs and things like that

966
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:09,840
You just can't do it yet, but I feel like nintendo is the company that would be able to do that

967
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:11,840
Now like I say with the nintendo switch

968
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:16,000
I think what i'm trying to say is or was trying to say is you if you're going to buy one console

969
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:21,520
You're buying nintendo switch for the games that you know that they're going to pump out

970
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,680
You're not buying a nintendo switch thinking

971
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:28,400
Oh wonder if harry potter might come out on this or gta might come out this you're buying it

972
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:32,400
Because you know mario's coming out. You know pokemon's coming out. You know zelda's coming out

973
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:36,960
You know that nintendo make the games that you like if you're like me

974
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:42,720
You'll have a playstation or an xbox because of certain games and you'll have a nintendo switch because

975
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:48,720
You're a massive gamer. You're a nerd and you like pokemon zelda and all that and you can only get them on that

976
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:56,160
If you're buying just a nintendo switch, I believe as I say you're either a child that likes them games or

977
01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:01,280
Parents see that as a more child-friendly console, which it is

978
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:06,640
Um, or you're on the move a lot and you get you you got a lot of downtime to play

979
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:11,200
Um, or you could free up the telly for your partner so they can think well you can play your games

980
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:15,680
And then don't forget we're in a different world as well. You go you go over to places like china

981
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:22,960
Oh, yeah, japan's max. Xenoblade chronicles. It's huge. That game's fucking massive splatoon

982
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,600
massive massive

983
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:29,760
Nintendo exclusive games that we aren't we don't even fucking know about

984
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:32,640
You know what I mean? We we we aren't in that world

985
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:39,680
So although it may sound like we're talking down on the switch. We definitely aren't and understand that this console is fucking huge

986
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:45,360
Massive, it's just I for one i'm not in that world. Obviously I get involved with it quite a bit because of stef

987
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:50,960
She's she's she's definitely taught me a hell of a lot about about the switch and nintendo as a company

988
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:58,640
But I just I just would love to see and I feel like it is it is inevitable that that they will have to

989
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:00,800
have a

990
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:04,160
A bulkier version of whatever whatever it be

991
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:09,440
You can't just have the nintendo switch as it is and then that's it whether they bring out another console entirely

992
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:14,480
There will be something and i'm excited for that to to see what it is because it will be something

993
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:19,760
The nintendo switch is good at what it does and and as I say if there's games like the witcher coming out and stuff

994
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:25,680
That's all good doom and all that but if you've got a playstation xbox and a nintendo or one or the other

995
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:29,920
And the witcher comes out you're not going to buy the witcher for the switch

996
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:35,280
Because it's not going to run very well or as well as the console unless you're happy to play it

997
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:41,200
Running around if doom comes out and you've got the choice you're going to buy it unless you want to play it on your

998
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:44,640
Or handheld mode you're not going to choose to buy it on the switch

999
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:48,480
You know and like I say unless you are going to sit around playing it

1000
01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:54,240
But for me, I don't like I like playing games. There's certain games I can play handheld, but I wouldn't want to play a

1001
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:56,560
massive rpg

1002
01:12:56,560 --> 01:13:00,160
Like on a little handheld i'd want to play that on the telly or a monitor. Yeah

1003
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:05,760
So I like to say but then there's different strokes for different folks. Everyone's different. I love the switch. I think it's fantastic

1004
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:10,320
But we need to wrap this up. Well, I need a piss and we've been going off for ages

1005
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:15,600
We haven't even fucking took the piss out. We've had a really serious podcast. This has been a serious

1006
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:18,160
Bums willies and poo poo

1007
01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:22,400
Lots of little things and goo goo gargas and all that type of shit

1008
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:26,080
There's a fucking silliness to be fair the first minute of this episode

1009
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:31,520
I said the word cunt which had cunt more times in this episode than the entire pod and fuck you rich

1010
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:37,200
Because he said he put the podcast on the other day and he said you said hello cunts and he turned it straight off

1011
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:40,240
Why I don't know considering he drops the cunt

1012
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,960
Is he the one that kicked off because we were swearing in front of his kids?

1013
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:46,880
No, he just says it's too much swearing but the kids definitely don't listen to us

1014
01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:52,160
That's why it's marked as fucking explicit rich if you don't want to listen to it lad and don't fucking listen

1015
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:54,240
He doesn't even let his kids have mcdonald's

1016
01:13:54,240 --> 01:14:02,720
Uh, why why what for is that he just feeds them apples and pears and stuff to be fair

1017
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:08,400
That's probably way more beneficial for the children. It's 100% but let the kids have a triple cheese, man

1018
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:13,680
Yeah, triple cheeseburgers the goat they're fucking sick. Oh, they're the best burgers. I haven't had a mcdonald's for a while, man

1019
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,840
It's the only thing I like now from mcdonald's

1020
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:20,800
I'm on nights for the next two weeks and we always have triple cheeseburgers every night banging that triple cheese

1021
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:24,480
I have one every night. I'm pissed off that it isn't in a meal though. You have to buy it all separately

1022
01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:51,280
But fuck it. It's worth it. Fuck it. I need a piss. All right. See you later. Oh