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Fuck sake hello

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Welcome to what's the buttons my name's Reese

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I wasn't supposed to be here, but here I am. Here she is again

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You probably done more episodes in ash now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no issues again

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I got stage fright on it episode 35 and I've got stage fright

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if this is your first episode with what's the buttons podcast we are podcasts about gaming and

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Shit talking pretty much. That's it

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Thanks to the patrons for giving us money we appreciate it and support

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No, it's really cool

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Had a couple of new people like join join the the community, which is quite nice. So keep listening

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We'll keep blessing your eardrums

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And we'll keep bringing you some decent content. Hopefully. Yeah, and that was the intro

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Didn't fall to once no perfect professional proper perfect. So

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Our last episode

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About Hogwarts legacy every episode we've done about Hogwarts legacy legacy so far

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Fuck me. It's ridiculous in it's absolutely ridiculous every every fuck me

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What I was gonna say is every episode that we've done about Hogwarts legacy

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Has got like double the listenership that any other episode has so it's obviously firmly in the

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Thermally what is going on? Fuck me firmly

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in

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the spotlight so I feel like

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We might as well talk about it again

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Yeah, because we've got even more to talk about that we do we do was I here last week? I

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Don't know. I was thinking about this today. It all wrapped into one before

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No, I think I was because isn't what we were fucking freezing to death what last week. Yeah. Mmm

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby. Yes

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Yeah, great and it was us yeah, we did Hogwarts legacy and tears of the kingdom

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Oh, yes, I would have trailer. So that was nice one

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So we we've sunk in some more hours when it comes to Hogwarts legacy and I've stunk ups

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I swear I swear what the fuck's happening to me

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What is happening?

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Sorry, it's cuz we're recording fucking my brains thrown off

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So you stunk I've stunk

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And you have and I liked it

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Come home today and I was wearing an old t-shirt

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And everyone everyone's got that t-shirt where you you just don't throw it away and you wear it

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They do but yeah, you wear it. Well

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You have that time if they have that t-shirt where it's so old that it smells absolutely fine until you start sweating in it

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And then it really smells of sweat

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And I decided for whatever reason to wear said t-shirt today to work and today I had to do a shitload of walking around

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With my jacket on and my high-vibre and all that shit. So I was extra hot

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So I was I was smelly and sweaty and I come home and I said to Steph don't come near me

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I'm smelly and I'm sweaty and she was like, I can't smell you. I can't smell anything

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Oh when you're talking out your ass because I can fucking smell it and then she smelt my armpit. She's like, that's fine

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So I smell hers as well and I went oh, yeah, it's fine. So there must be a thing

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I think it is a scientific thing. Yeah, you just learn to like this

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I mean like I could once I got like really in there I could smell it but it didn't smell like really

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Terrible. Once the nose was straight in the armpit. It was weird. I was like smells weird, but like it smells good

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Yeah, great. Yeah, gross. This is what you tune in to listen to essentially like couples therapy

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So, um, yeah and and there's been more hours sunk

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Into the steam deck. So later on I'll throw not a massively in-depth review

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but I feel like I've got my hands on it enough to

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To talk a hell of a lot more than what we did when I first got it. So that'll be exciting

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But going back to Hogwarts legacy, I think

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Hours wise I know that a lot of people have sunk in way more hours than we have especially like

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Like Mark's put in a shit ton of hours and there's people who have already platinum did and that type of shit

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Fun fact, there's a person who platinum did in 60 hours, which is quite impressive

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Yeah, that's weird. You must have just rinsed it though

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It's as long there was also someone complaining that the story was too short

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Oh, sorry that the game was too short itself, but they just be like the main story

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It was what you fucking expect. It's an open world you silly prick

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And I think that that kind of showed when you were at sort of like the 18 hour mark

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And I was at maybe the 14 hour mark, but we were at very similar places in the story

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Yeah, and it's not like I was going through it, but I think I was those quests seemed quite cool

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So I was kind of leaning to that first and I have sort of

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Been aware of that now and put the main story sort of on hold and cleared my list a little bit down

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Yeah, I was getting sidetracked way more than because there's just so many quests

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I know many this is what someone said they were like I liked how she said it

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She just said it's as linear as you want it to be. Yeah, definitely

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And that I think is so true because I know what we were saying the other day how at points

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I found it quite overwhelming when you get and I don't mean overwhelming the sense of like

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Oh, I'm overwhelmed, but I like that like oh, you know, I'm not like crumbling in a chair like but it was

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Quite oh when you'd get the owl post like three or four at a time

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And it's like hello meet me here. Oh, actually, I need to picture about this come and find me over here

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You're like, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. Well, where do you want me motherfuckers?

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Yeah, and then you kind of it's like a kid in a toy shop

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You're looking and you're like, oh so I can learn flippendo I can learn to send oh I can go and do this

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And I can fly faster my broom all this it like it what I found and I think you did kind of find it, too

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Is I'm then like skipping the dialogue because I'm excited to do this

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But I'm also excited to do the thing after yeah, and like I really wanted

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The room requirement in the room requirement. I wanted the animals

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And so the second and obviously where I'd seen you get them

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I knew that it would be speaking to dig and it was like I'm gonna dig right now

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Spoilt for choice and scratching about going

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And I think the other thing that it does is it makes you think that you're further in than you are

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Yeah, yeah, why yeah, and I think that becomes apparent when you do look at I feel like we haven't scratched the surface

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No, like I ended up somewhere completely new the other day when I oh wait

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Sorry to just bogot this conversation for a second. I

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Found another glitch didn't I?

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Steph keeps finding all when I play it is absolutely fine. I have no issues whatsoever

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Steph plays it and there's glitches all over the gaff

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Yeah, and I was so I was just like million about and I'd gone to I couldn't tell you where somewhere quite on the edge of the map

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Actually, and anyway, I'm I don't know what it was. I did

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I just turned around and I was it was suddenly first person wasn't it?

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Yeah, it's what it looked like and I was like, I don't think this had first person

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Turns out I was inside my own skirt

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Yeah, I was like inside my body about waist height and she turned around and then it was big

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The broom was coming out of the middle and I was looking straight at it

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And then I tried to land I tried to like when I landed

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Yep. No, I'm still completely inside myself and then I think I I was at so far

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Which I will give them as annoying as it was because where I was there was no like flu flu flame

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Which is if you don't know it's the like their version of fast traveling and obviously you unlock the locations

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Yeah, it's called flu flames based on flu powder from Harry Potter

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And yeah, I wasn't anywhere near a flu flame and I was quite enjoying just kind of

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Exploring where I was because they've obviously they've got lots of little mini things and stuff

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And yeah, so that the only bit that was truly frustrating is that it was like I was coming to the end of playing

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I was about to come off and there was no way I was going to go back there just to pretty much end the game

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Yeah, but what I will say is what I was getting to is so far any bug I've encountered apart from that controller vibration thing

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You travel somewhere else and you're fine. I sort of out there and you're fine. So I will give them that

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They did do a hot fix of various things like that. Just just little little fixes and tweaks and stuff

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So maybe maybe half of them have been sorted because they had their they had their first update yesterday

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Day before the first update. Okay. It was only a small one. Yeah, I was gonna say but an update an update. Nevertheless

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Yeah, but I mean it's fine. I think well, well, it's like we thought we had one yesterday didn't we with the

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You thought it was like it's just an invisible person with a blade. I can't do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

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Fucking mirrors and shit. It's just a massive sword floating around. I was like what the fuck

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Trying to trying to crucio it and I was like what I can't hit this motherfucker

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And then yeah, I quickly clocked on that if you look for a certain archway, it becomes visible

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So yeah, fair play. Very clever. Yeah, because I really didn't make it seem like a glitch

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And I'm sure that there'll be many other people that will also be thinking the exact same thing going what the fuck's wrong with this broken

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Especially if you've had an experience like I have whereby I'm kind of

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Expecting like I was quite shocked having been a dream like value player where I'm so low and ultimately

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I just know just to just to defend dream like value for a moment

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It is in early access. The whole point of what they've done is to allow essentially people to pay you to beta tests kind of

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And you know, and it has been for the most part great and they are handed to him the list that they put out the other day of quality of life improvements

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All different things is cracking anything about the crashing did immediately crash pretty much when I started playing it even the updated one

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But fucking maybe said it technically isn't out yet. So we have to give them that but nevertheless it has set me up for a game

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I just expect every game to fucking crash now or have bugs or whatever. And is that the whole point of it?

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Did what? What? You're telling me they can't just fix the crashing issues at all. Yes, but it's it's the switches had the most problems

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That must be getting that must be invested. Charlotte has a switch light hasn't crashed once. There are people who didn't completely deleted the game

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Redownloaded it. I can't remember on which platforms and it was then fine and that could be the case. I don't know

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I wouldn't necessarily trust the cloud save enough to delete because if I delete it and everything gets delete like the actual my progress is deleted

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The cloud save doesn't work for whatever reason categorically will never pick it up again too far. I'm one of them people if I lose that

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Whatever it comes out and it's like actually in order for you to fix this you will have to uninstall it

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Well, no as fine as they can like if they have a cloud save feature that will keep my progress there

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But if for whatever reason that like were to malfunction and they like really sorry, but it's gone

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No, isn't it? Isn't it account bound? Don't have to log into an account to play it or just open up the game and it just opens

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Up straight away. Yeah, you logged in it logs you in you just it's just an email address

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I think alright, so yeah, you'd be absolutely fine. So you're your account. Yeah, but your account isn't isn't connected to switch to Nintendo

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Oh, it's their own. What I'm talking about is the data that's on

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Right, so like say take animal crossing for example that has cloud save as well, but people have lost their whole saves

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How it's safe so we've really diverted from the the theme here, but never mind

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Basically how they do it so I have like the Nintendo switch online this is I think I'm right here

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The Nintendo switch online has a cloud saving feature

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But animal crossing when you click on what's in my cloud animal crossing isn't there right right and that's because I believe

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Animal crossing itself has its own cloud save

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Yeah, yeah, that isn't within the usual thing and

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Something there. I don't know why or what or when people are having this trouble

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But I see I'm on a couple of the animal crossing groups on Facebook and discord and stuff

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And yeah, sometimes people it's difficult obviously because you don't know the situation of why they lost it

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But people all the time. Oh my god. I lost my switch. I lost my island like

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It happens all the time. It's so odd because if it's on a separate launcher, I just find that odd

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Okay, but could you imagine though

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What I don't know

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So you can only have where is like how we're playing legacy if you wanted to play breath of the wild you click your

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Person on my switch lot on the switch. Yeah, you would click you you would load up breath of the wild

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You would play your own game. Yeah, and what they've done with animal crossing is

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No, you have one island per switch regardless of who's logged in you if you were to start up animal crossing

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You would make a car. It's the same. It's always been the same

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Same as the chip and stuff. Yeah, you know what I mean?

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The DS game cartridge, whatever. Yeah, yeah

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You there's only ever one town because it can I don't I believe if I'm right

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As far as the DS when it was stored it was all stored on the cartridge

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IE you take out. Oh, am I am I right? I don't know. I'm pretty sure so it's all started the cartridge

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So if I play in on my DS, I eject the game. Oh, I forgot the bag

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Oh, my mom asked me to get the bag and I forgot it. I'm just gonna come out. She's getting it now

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She's getting the bag. Oh, she's gonna scream at you. Oh

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She's gonna text me scared. You're worried what part of what's in the bag?

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It was just a clear plastic bag, but she asked me to get it

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Oh, yeah

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Sorry everybody forgot to bag the bag I

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Forgot to bag the bag with the bag. Oh

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Shit, there's an Ikea bag hanging off the fence as well. Yeah, no, that's okay. That's the one she told me. Oh god

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I'm terrible. Anyway, so

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So yeah, so I take out the game and I can put it in your DS and play that game

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Yeah that town. Yeah. Now. I'm pretty sure that with New Horizons

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It's stored on the switch and I want to say

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That if I eject that game and put it would put it in your switch

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It would be a game for you. I think yeah, I think and that so if you think of it in that way

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I don't think it can cope with creating like two worlds. It's like I don't know. I don't know honestly truly why

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100% confidence, but I think that's why it's the same with quite a lot of games on

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PlayStation or something like that if it hasn't got

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Multiple different saves then it is one console one one game

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Yeah, that's how it works and he do you can play on it

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But whoever opens the island is there called the mayor? No

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It's something like the resident

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Whatever is whatever you president pimp motherfucker. You're the only one who can like edit and I'm crossing bitch

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Top dog. I can't even remember the point. I was making to be honest. Oh about the crash syndrome

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So Hogwarts legacy

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And yeah that first bug when I went into the rock really shocked me because I don't know why I was just expecting this like

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super clean bug less game

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Excites me like it makes me like fuck it. It don't matter. Does it really?

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None of them have broken the gate apart from that as I say the contrast

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Oh, and it wouldn't stop vibrating other than that. Nothing's nothing's stopped me

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Yeah, and it has it's not shit. That's that's repetitive and really annoying

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It's just very simply. Oh, I just fast travel to the closest flu flame

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And then fly over back where I was in fucking five seconds

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It's not an issue and it doesn't occur enough for it to be an issue

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Obviously it is an issue

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Happen to me, but yeah, really really fucking fun game ashes all hot under the collar now because we've got that bet on

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For its big game of the year and he's like

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Because he doesn't reckon it is and I reckon it will be there's 50 quid on the line here

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I'm with that shall be honest. I reckon I'm gonna get it. I reckon I'm gonna get it. This game is very very good

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It's very good

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I

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And so weird one really because I want to play it but at the same time. I'm happy to not play it

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Like today you was out so I had every opportunity to sit there and play it didn't touch it

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I'm really I was fucking around with audacity, but

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Oh, yeah, but then that's okay

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You don't think you necessarily need to be like obsessed with the game

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I mean I'm not a fan of the game

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I mean I'm not a fan of the game and I think it's a good game, but then that's okay

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I don't think you necessarily need to be like obsessed with the game to enjoy it

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Sometimes I think that's quite nice like I I feel like I can say it well

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it's not like anything crazy, but I

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I feel like when God of when you were coming to the end of Ragnarok I

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Feel whether whether you and you probably will go no no it didn't but deep down

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I felt like to me you rushed the last

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What do you mean?

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The last little bit of Ragnarok because it was a Thursday night, and it was getting late

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And you wanted you wanted to talk about it on the pod and that you started playing it completely differently

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And yes, you enjoy it you want to get to the end you want to see what happens I get

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And I don't I don't mean you rush it like you didn't enjoy it or get the most out of it

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For about four quests like side quests that I didn't that I didn't return to because I

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I openly admit I can't be bothered I can't be bothered I'm not a returner to games

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No, and this is the thing but had you I'm the same I am the same you second

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I finished that main story bye

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I'll tell you what it was it wasn't it wasn't the rushing to get it done. It was that area that I was in

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I can't remember the dragon

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Not fucking Dragon Isles

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The place with the dragons there was so many side quests and stuff to do there

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And the way that I would work that game is every area I went into I would do everything in the area

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And when I got into that dragon area it was so fucking big and there was so much shit

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And I just started just doing it doing it doing it doing it and I got towards the end of it

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And I was just burnt out with it. I was like get me the fuck out of it. I was like I'm done

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I'm done with this get me away from this and then you're so close to the end

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The only other option you can go and do is go and because I'd already done all the other side missions

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Is to carry on with that main story and then it was at that point where I was like I am right near the end

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Fuck it. Let's just let's beeline the story

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It was just I was just sick of that area lovely area really well made

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But when you spent like four hours there like straight it's like oh I'm fucking leave me alone

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I'm done with it. But yeah I'm not a returner to games especially if they're single player

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I'm not I'm not interested in Platinum's I'm not interested in the trophies

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And if I've finished the main story and done a decent chunk of the side because I'm not a beeliner

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I won't just go straight for the story I like to do the side missions

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But yeah, I'm also content with not doing all of them. Yeah, because they're side missions. I don't need to do them all

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I think that sometimes I don't know like I find if there's absolutely no benefit

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IE it's just they've put it in because they're like right. We've got an open world

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We need to have at least two things that you can collect. You know, I mean something like that

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They're like it's gotta be we've got I will hide in the back rooms and yeah the roofs

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Yeah, and oh, I just which one now?

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Assassin's Creed rather. I think it was the feathers you collect the feathers. Oh, it's actually too

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Must be yeah, Mark's done that I quite liked it and I think I don't know if I got them all

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But that when I finished I was like I want to collect more feathers

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I liked it. I was like go look for some feathers, but most of the time I think

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I think so I think like Tomb Raider they've done quite well because there's just enough where it doesn't like take the piss

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I'm not collecting 999 whatever it is. It's literally maybe like 10 or like you collect salvage and that helps you with

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upgrading your tools or something like that your weapons

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When it's got a benefit, I like it. You know, I mean that or even like the what?

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You're when you went it sounded like you were zipping up a bag

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And yeah, I'll come up with the daily and keys in Hogwarts legacy

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We won't say what you get but you get something cool. I think I've already spoken about what you get

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But we'll know you've already found out don't you know, I already knew what it was though. Oh, I don't remember

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Last week. I don't know what you got until you got it and then I went I don't know for your house chest

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Yeah, I won't lie. I just YouTube the last two of them because I could not find the one I fuck it

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But yeah, but like the Korok seeds in Breath of the Wild

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They do get this is where it kind of mutes my last point because you do get stuff for them. You trade them for

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Storage. Oh, I don't know you trade them for something you trade them for something

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I can't remember what now. I can't remember what. But there were something but there's I think there's 900

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Yeah. Oh, that's too far. And you have to do puzzles to get them. That's different though because obviously that's

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That's like you just say you get storage or there's a that's more currency

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Whereas say like with but not 900 seeds. No, I know. So shit ton. Yes. It's too many

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But like with Hogwarts legacy, you have the the the pages from the books. Yeah, they're floating around and they get stuff

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There's fucking loads of them

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But I'm I'm almost certain that obviously you have those challenges the rewards you get from those challenges

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Yeah, I'm almost certain you don't need to collect every single page to get all to get all of them challenges

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No, I don't think so. Yeah, but it restarts each time. I know I know but obviously that bar goes back to zero that bar

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There's only so many rewards like all of mine. I'm on the last ones

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So yeah, but you're also the last one for the pages in Hogwarts, isn't it? Like 50 pages that probably is it? Yeah, and then it bumped up

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But what I'm saying more. Yeah, but what I'm saying is that the rewards there was always five rewards

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There's no more after five. So say you need ten pages for one then it goes up to 30 and then it goes to 50

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Yeah, exactly. So by the one you need 30 you'd have needed 40 because it resets

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What I'm saying is if you if there was 500 pages in the whole game and you only need 300 to unlock all the rewards

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That's that to me that seemed why are you shaking your head?

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Because I don't think that's that's not the case. I think that as many pages you can collect takes you to the end of the rewards

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I don't think that's the case

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300 pages, right? I'm gonna Google it. Okay, but I think so say

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200 I'm not very good at math now. So 250 pages in total

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You need 10 pages for the first one, then it goes back to zero. So that's 10 pages caught then you need

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40 pages for the second one. So then you need so to get to the second one you needed to have collected 50 pages

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Then it goes to like two sets of 50. So now technically you're at

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150 pages. There's 150 in Hogwarts castle field guide pages. Yeah

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And it was like 10 25 50 75 which adds up to probably 150 by the end of the

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Because it resets doesn't it when it says out of a hundred pages you've already collected however many

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I'm trying to find because I haven't I just want to find the field guide pages rewards

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Puppy, puppy, puppy

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Sorry I got you strapped by the door

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Rewards here we go. I don't want to fucking know how to find them. I just want to know what I get for them motherfuckers

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Well no don't

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Well no because it's on there it's on the challenges you can see what you get. Oh okay

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And it has decided to not tell me and just go to fucking why does it do this

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I don't know

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What was you saying?

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That it will be as many as you collect will get you to the end of the challenge

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I'll have to speak to mark about it because he's the one that's fucking doing it all

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There are a total of 13 field guide page challenges in the game split into three separate sections

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These sections are Hogsmeade Hogwarts and Highlands

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Moving to Hogwarts portion this is obviously going to be similar to blah blah blah

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But all in all encode there are five task tiers here making it an even more arduous endeavor

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You'll be starting off easy with only two pages to collect then quickly ramping up to eight then 15 25 and last but not least

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50 yes where I'm at do

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This is a this is pretty mon this is a pretty monumental task and require you to search in every nook and cranny blah blah blah

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Blah blah blah blah blah so that means if there's a hundred and fifty pages

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In Hogwarts well 50 25 15 8 and 2 is not 150

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So what I was saying is that it sounds like you don't need to collect them all to get all of the rewards

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So therefore once you've got all the rewards if you don't feel if you yeah there's nothing forcing you to get them all unless it unless it's attached to a trophy

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Whereas if it's a currency like with Zelda and you need to get all of them what they call again

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Corrox seeds because there's a purpose for it then that makes it more annoying because then it's like I kind of need to do this

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But at the same time I think it's exactly the same as what you just said there

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There's not 900 seeds worth of upgrades and because it's so big and I think that's probably what they've done

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It means that you're not scratching about revisiting all these different locations trying to find that last single page in the game

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And these are because you've got like 40 pages grace to find which is a cool way to do it

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And I think yeah, but at the same time you'll also have those people that won't feel that they've completed it until they do find every single page

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Yeah, luckily neither of us are those people so that's after listening to this

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All you motherfuckers can come and correct us on all of the wrong information that we've just spilled out because I have no doubt that I've been completely wrong about these few pages

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Mark can tell me little Mark Manistoe he can tell me about all of it

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He should come on Sunday and do like a special pod

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What? Why would we do that?

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Because people might want to hear Mark

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That's not part of the schedule no one wants to hear Mark and his boring voice

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He doesn't have a boring voice

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He does and he knows it

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You both have voices together the second you start talking you start talking like that

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Big man

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Yeah it would be a very interesting podcast to listen to because neither of you sound remotely like you normally sound

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We do

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You'd just be talking like that

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That's not how we talk

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It is go on you trust

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Big man what's going on

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Yeah but you talk like that you're playing steeply like oh no I died that kind of thing

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What's that?

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You definitely do

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Why would you turn into proper Essex when you're with someone like Lois so

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Don't say someone like Lois

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What do you mean?

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No I do I

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Yes

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You've been told this by other sources as well

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Only by Roisin but then Roisin doesn't hear

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Roisin is also posh as you like

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Exactly anyway enough about me

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GDPR of all my friends here

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You're making me discoverable

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Sorry I apologise

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I'm in you know a secret here

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Okay

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So it's going well then

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What is?

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Hogwarts legacy is going well

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I don't know when we will complete it I don't know who's going to complete it first

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It'll be you because you can't bear

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Oh that's what I've noticed about Rhys

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I think that as much as he plays it cool he cannot bear if I'm in front of him

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No I can't

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No he's unreal

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Like I think all I did was like open a door and he was like

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Oh I've not opened that door yet I've not been there yet I've not seen that yet

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Like right?

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Yeah but I'm also better in combat than you are so I get through stuff a lot quicker

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Oh you're an arsehole

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Why? That's true

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You're supposed to struggle a bit you're supposed to play it

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Of course you are

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You're supposed to use Wiggen Welds and shit man

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Yeah but not all of them

383
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No but I just don't like being watched I don't like being watched

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What do you mean?

385
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Look think about it you went to brush your teeth

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I was sitting on the steam duck

387
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When? No you're going just move just dodge look at the floor just roll

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Just do that

389
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No no

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Oh what you're doing you've got no spatial awareness

391
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And that is true

392
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Bit bit bit bit

393
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That was true

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So tell me why when you walked away to spit toothpaste all over the bathroom floor

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I've cleaned that up by the way

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What today?

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Yes if you go in that bathroom you'll notice that the floor was clean

398
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Did you clean it up with your sock?

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No

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What did you clean it up with?

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With a tissue and some spray

402
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Hmm

403
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Yes weren't expecting that were you?

404
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No I wasn't just spitting that shit

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Where it was cleared

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Yeah good

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I was sitting down having a fat shit and then I noticed it on the floor I went out

408
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Why have you started pooing in there?

409
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Because I was up there

410
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Oh smelly

411
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Well it won't be anymore

412
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It was ages ago

413
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Oh right no it's fine

414
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One more time?

415
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Oh your combat skills

416
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Yeah you walked away and I did it in seconds because I knew you weren't watching me

417
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Because you listened to what I told you to do

418
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No

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Yes

420
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No

421
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Listen look

422
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No because it's like when I'm driving having you sat there going

423
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Yeah but I don't even say anything

424
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No you don't need to because you're breathing

425
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At me

426
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What do you mean I'm not even paying attention

427
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Because I do something and you go

428
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She drove into the house

429
00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:01,980
Wait let me replay the audio

430
00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:03,980
She drove into the house

431
00:32:03,980 --> 00:32:05,980
Trying to show off

432
00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:12,980
Goed in me all morning to reverse park and I said I don't like it I'm not comfortable and then here we are everybody listen

433
00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:15,980
Oh that's horrible pull that away

434
00:32:15,980 --> 00:32:19,980
Right you spoke over it wasn't it I'm listening to it as well it wasn't horrible

435
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,980
You tell me everybody

436
00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:22,980
It must be my headphones

437
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:24,980
It's you so this is exactly when you have a pop at me

438
00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:25,980
Very loud

439
00:32:25,980 --> 00:32:28,980
For hearing stuff turn your headphones down then love

440
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,980
I can't there's no fucking bit I have to fiddle with them

441
00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:33,980
Boo hoo right we'll hear the impact then

442
00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:34,980
Go on then

443
00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:36,980
I think we should

444
00:32:38,980 --> 00:32:40,980
Oh hang on

445
00:32:41,980 --> 00:32:43,980
There it was

446
00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:46,980
Oh

447
00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:48,980
That's the sound of the bumper hitting a step

448
00:32:48,980 --> 00:32:50,980
Yeah I scuffed her

449
00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:52,980
Never mind and then looted that one didn't she

450
00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:03,980
Anyway but nevertheless we're getting far off

451
00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:07,980
Back to it all it was is that I was sitting there quietly because

452
00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:08,980
Back seat driving

453
00:33:08,980 --> 00:33:14,980
Because I know you don't like being watched and all I did I was sitting on my steam deck so I was preoccupied doing something else anyway

454
00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:15,980
No

455
00:33:15,980 --> 00:33:23,980
And then what happened was I saw you somewhat struggling because you kept being fucking hit and you were obviously

456
00:33:23,980 --> 00:33:24,980
You were staring at me

457
00:33:24,980 --> 00:33:28,980
Not paying attention to the mechanics on the floor and you can't go

458
00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:29,980
Mr Speaker

459
00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:35,980
Because you were being hit by them every time and I can see you getting more and more frustrated by it and all

460
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:37,980
And I wasn't going to say anything I wanted to let you do it yourself

461
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:38,980
No you weren't

462
00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:48,980
No you kept being attacked and all I did was go move back back back and then you saw the ring and then sure enough after that you didn't get fucking hit by it anymore

463
00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:55,980
No yes I did yes I did because you said that at the start and I died like seven more times actually I was very tired

464
00:33:55,980 --> 00:33:57,980
Yes but you weren't paying attention to mechanics

465
00:33:57,980 --> 00:34:01,980
Tell me how you go away and I did it

466
00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:03,980
Because I told you how to all the mechanics

467
00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:07,980
Oh my god man I could not know what they are I know that the little bump was on the floor

468
00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:09,980
You didn't because even when he

469
00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:10,980
What's the time

470
00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:12,980
Don't worry about that

471
00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:13,980
What's the time

472
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:14,980
Half past

473
00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:15,980
Right

474
00:34:15,980 --> 00:34:17,980
I mean the timer how long have we been going for

475
00:34:17,980 --> 00:34:18,980
Thirty four

476
00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:19,980
Right okay

477
00:34:19,980 --> 00:34:22,980
Why? No don't get wound up by it

478
00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:23,980
I'm not getting wound up by it

479
00:34:23,980 --> 00:34:26,980
This is an assumption about it I'm not getting wound up at all

480
00:34:26,980 --> 00:34:31,980
All I'm saying is that I feel

481
00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:32,980
No you said

482
00:34:32,980 --> 00:34:34,980
I just pay attention to the mechanics

483
00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:37,980
I don't pay attention to the mechanics I want to put on a t-shirt

484
00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:40,980
Put on a plaque hang it above your desk yeah

485
00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:43,980
I'm Rhys Langdon I pay attention to the mechanics

486
00:34:43,980 --> 00:34:46,980
I'm also used to it because of World of Warcraft because of its own parity

487
00:34:46,980 --> 00:34:48,980
Oh my god WoW isn't the only game in the world love

488
00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:49,980
No but it has

489
00:34:49,980 --> 00:34:51,980
Other games have mechanics

490
00:34:51,980 --> 00:34:55,980
Other games how basic is fucking dodge

491
00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:57,980
So why couldn't you do it then

492
00:34:57,980 --> 00:34:59,980
Because you were watching me

493
00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:01,980
And it's supposed to be hard I'm sorry

494
00:35:01,980 --> 00:35:04,980
Did you sit there on Elden Ring dying for the millionth time going

495
00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:07,980
Oh this is no no that's the whole point of the game

496
00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:09,980
No no no no no no no no no no

497
00:35:09,980 --> 00:35:12,980
Elden Ring is a different kettle of fish

498
00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,980
We're upsetting the dog

499
00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:16,980
Well just because you're shouting at me

500
00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:18,980
You're shouting at me also

501
00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:22,980
Now now look we're exposing ourselves here

502
00:35:22,980 --> 00:35:26,980
Take that back though because Elden Ring is nothing like fucking Hogwarts legacy

503
00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:28,980
No I'm not saying that it is

504
00:35:28,980 --> 00:35:30,980
What I'm saying is if Elden Ring

505
00:35:30,980 --> 00:35:31,980
Hardcore

506
00:35:31,980 --> 00:35:33,980
If Elden Ring right

507
00:35:33,980 --> 00:35:36,980
You didn't even die once because you were just

508
00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:39,980
Bashing the shit out of every single enemy

509
00:35:39,980 --> 00:35:41,980
Polishing them off like it was nothing

510
00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:44,980
It wouldn't have the draw for you that it did

511
00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:48,980
You are supposed to face a challenge

512
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,980
You are supposed to die

513
00:35:50,980 --> 00:35:52,980
And then learn from what you did wrong

514
00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:54,980
That is how it is supposed to work

515
00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:56,980
But you did get fucked up by them spiders

516
00:36:00,980 --> 00:36:03,980
Why why I don't understand

517
00:36:03,980 --> 00:36:06,980
Why you're trying to make out like that's like

518
00:36:06,980 --> 00:36:10,980
Ooh I'm better than you at the mechanics

519
00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:12,980
Mate oh look you said it on tape

520
00:36:12,980 --> 00:36:15,980
You started this conversation by going

521
00:36:15,980 --> 00:36:17,980
Yeah but I'm better at combat than you

522
00:36:17,980 --> 00:36:20,980
I don't get why you're putting the blame on me

523
00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:22,980
Because I'm sitting behind you

524
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:24,980
Because you were staring

525
00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:25,980
It's like backseat driving

526
00:36:25,980 --> 00:36:27,980
But you watch me when I play

527
00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:28,980
So I can't do the same thing

528
00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:29,980
No you don't care

529
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:31,980
You don't normally care when I play

530
00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:33,980
And then all of a sudden you're up on my grill

531
00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:34,980
You're giving me tips

532
00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:35,980
Of course I care when you play

533
00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:36,980
Because it's interesting

534
00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:38,980
You don't normally watch me play

535
00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:40,980
I've spent like every time you play Hogwarts legacy

536
00:36:40,980 --> 00:36:41,980
I'm sitting on the fucking bed

537
00:36:41,980 --> 00:36:43,980
What do you think I'm doing

538
00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:46,980
No you're playing wow and stuff

539
00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:47,980
Like one day I play

540
00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:49,980
Yeah exactly but you can look up

541
00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:53,980
We'll crack on with it

542
00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:55,980
And we'll see where we're standing

543
00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:57,980
If multiplayer becomes a thing

544
00:36:57,980 --> 00:36:59,980
I'll make sure I kick your ass on that as well

545
00:36:59,980 --> 00:37:01,980
What do you mean as well

546
00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:03,980
What have you ever kicked my ass on

547
00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:05,980
Lots of things

548
00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:06,980
Like

549
00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:08,980
Can't name it Mario Kart

550
00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:11,980
Oh wow no did you see the thing about Mario Kart

551
00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:13,980
They call it rubber banding right

552
00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:14,980
Yeah rubber banding

553
00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:15,980
Yeah

554
00:37:15,980 --> 00:37:17,980
And basically that's why

555
00:37:17,980 --> 00:37:19,980
You're cracking when you're on your own

556
00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:22,980
But then if you're whoever's the better player

557
00:37:22,980 --> 00:37:23,980
Yeah

558
00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:26,980
And this sounds really stupid to say whoever the better player is will win

559
00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:28,980
But basically what happens is the reason why

560
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:32,980
A lot of the time someone's first and the other person's like 12

561
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:34,980
12th

562
00:37:34,980 --> 00:37:38,980
Is all of the NPCs will increase their speed

563
00:37:38,980 --> 00:37:40,980
To challenge the player in the front

564
00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:42,980
It's great isn't it

565
00:37:42,980 --> 00:37:44,980
But they leave behind anybody else

566
00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:47,980
So because otherwise you just have an easy race

567
00:37:47,980 --> 00:37:50,980
And then some people say no no no they fixed it on the Switch

568
00:37:50,980 --> 00:37:52,980
And then someone else this fella who was saying it

569
00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:54,980
Was like no because here's me and my wife

570
00:37:54,980 --> 00:37:57,980
So is it actually an implemented thing by Nintendo

571
00:37:57,980 --> 00:37:58,980
Or is it a bug

572
00:37:58,980 --> 00:38:01,980
No it's a thing apparently

573
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:03,980
That was certainly prevalent in the first games

574
00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:05,980
Which is why I've never won a single game of Mario Kart

575
00:38:05,980 --> 00:38:09,980
Because a lot of racing games do do the rubber banding type thing

576
00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:10,980
Like a catch up system

577
00:38:10,980 --> 00:38:11,980
But then should it not be

578
00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:12,980
Should be able to turn it off

579
00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:16,980
Well no or rather just inclusive of the other players too

580
00:38:16,980 --> 00:38:19,980
Have like maybe do like if there's eight NPCs

581
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:21,980
Have three that will keep up with you

582
00:38:21,980 --> 00:38:22,980
Three that will keep up with them

583
00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:23,980
Three that will keep up with that person

584
00:38:23,980 --> 00:38:27,980
Well the idea of it's so like GTA

585
00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:29,980
I know old

586
00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:33,980
But GTA V on the racing missions on that

587
00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:35,980
There's something called catch up mode

588
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,980
And basically when whoever's in first place

589
00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:40,980
Everyone behind them is faster than them

590
00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:44,980
Or not or just as fast as a little speed booster

591
00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:48,980
To basically get them within range to where they could actually try and take

592
00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:49,980
Take first position

593
00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:50,980
Yeah

594
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,980
That's more fair but you can also turn it off if you want to

595
00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:56,980
Obviously what Mario Kart does is so you know when you get the bullet

596
00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:57,980
Yeah

597
00:38:57,980 --> 00:38:58,980
And it's just insane

598
00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:01,980
You'll never get that in first place

599
00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:02,980
No yeah of course you wouldn't

600
00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:03,980
Yeah they break it down

601
00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:07,980
You never get the blue shell but you very rarely get red shells

602
00:39:07,980 --> 00:39:08,980
And anything like that

603
00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:10,980
You get all the shit stuff when you're in front like bananas

604
00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:11,980
Yeah

605
00:39:11,980 --> 00:39:12,980
Yeah

606
00:39:12,980 --> 00:39:14,980
But that makes sense though because you're in front

607
00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:15,980
Of course yeah

608
00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:18,980
But yeah green shells and stuff like that

609
00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:20,980
It's kind of like tax in a way isn't it

610
00:39:20,980 --> 00:39:24,980
You get taxed yeah yeah the better you're doing the more they're going to fucking take away from you

611
00:39:24,980 --> 00:39:25,980
So it takes in more

612
00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:26,980
Yeah yeah

613
00:39:29,980 --> 00:39:30,980
Yeah great

614
00:39:30,980 --> 00:39:32,980
They say video games don't prepare you for life

615
00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:33,980
There you go

616
00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:34,980
Yeah

617
00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:37,980
Anyway that was episode 35

618
00:39:38,980 --> 00:39:39,980
Yeah

619
00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:42,980
So we took a little bit of that Steam Deck

620
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:43,980
For a little bit

621
00:39:43,980 --> 00:39:44,980
For what?

622
00:39:44,980 --> 00:39:49,980
So I've had a chance to play more of it

623
00:39:49,980 --> 00:39:54,980
And I've had a hell of a lot more chance to play with it outside of the comforts of home

624
00:39:54,980 --> 00:39:57,980
Which for me I know obviously you're very used to it

625
00:39:57,980 --> 00:40:00,980
And a lot of other people that have a handheld console are

626
00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:05,980
The ability to whip a console out while you're at work

627
00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:06,980
Delicious

628
00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:09,980
On some downtime whatever everyone's sitting around on their phone bored as fuck

629
00:40:09,980 --> 00:40:14,980
And you can pull that out and play Shadow of War or Hi-Fi Rush

630
00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:15,980
Oh no don't go through

631
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:19,980
I find that so it's so crazy

632
00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:27,980
It's very odd especially to play something like Shadow of War

633
00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:30,980
It's just a very fun game to be able to just crack out whenever you want

634
00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:31,980
Very interesting

635
00:40:31,980 --> 00:40:32,980
Yeah

636
00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:33,980
So I've been doing that

637
00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:34,980
It's a meaty game isn't it?

638
00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:36,980
Yeah yeah I've been doing that a lot of work

639
00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:42,980
And I think with the amount of hours I've been able to sink into the Steam Deck

640
00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:49,980
There's some, I've discovered a lot of pros and a few cons to having a Steam Deck

641
00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:55,980
That I feel like anyone who's listening to this if you're ever thinking about getting a Steam Deck or something like that

642
00:40:55,980 --> 00:40:57,980
I can give you the hands on fucking review

643
00:40:57,980 --> 00:41:00,980
I still think it's an absolutely fantastic console

644
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:04,980
I'm definitely playing the Steam Deck more than my laptop 100%

645
00:41:04,980 --> 00:41:09,980
So like when the Steam Deck first turned up I went over a week without playing anything on it

646
00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:12,980
Including World of Warcraft which I know doesn't sound like a great deal

647
00:41:12,980 --> 00:41:15,980
But when you're used to playing it like fucking 8 hours a day

648
00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:17,980
It's a big one

649
00:41:17,980 --> 00:41:28,980
Obviously the storage is an issue but that's fixed by fucking money and has been fixed a little bit by me in terms of buying an SD card

650
00:41:28,980 --> 00:41:38,980
The loading times from an SD card to the console itself is not that bad

651
00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:40,980
It really isn't that bad

652
00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:46,980
Is it like one of those ones where because you've not seen what it could be it kind of feels acceptable?

653
00:41:46,980 --> 00:41:48,980
Yeah, it's kind of like if you're used to playing it

654
00:41:48,980 --> 00:41:53,980
If you've only ever played in 30 frames per second you're not going to win so you can't play in 60 because you don't know what 60 is like

655
00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:59,980
So I'm sure if I had a faster SSD then it might be different

656
00:41:59,980 --> 00:42:02,980
But for now it really isn't an issue

657
00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:12,980
The ability to just throw it in standby mid-game and then just pick it back up a couple of hours later and it being exactly the same

658
00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:17,980
I find that crazy and obviously I know every console can do that now but to just have it in your hands I just find it

659
00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:20,980
You're like an alien a little bit

660
00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:21,980
What?

661
00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:27,980
Just the concept of being able to just either like shut the lid like on a DS or whatever or just press the button

662
00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:29,980
It's like a phenomenon to you which is cute

663
00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:30,980
I find it so weird

664
00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:32,980
It's something you haven't really experienced I suppose

665
00:42:32,980 --> 00:42:34,980
Yeah, I find it so so so strange

666
00:42:34,980 --> 00:42:43,980
One thing that I will make a note of is playing outside without an anti-glare screen

667
00:42:43,980 --> 00:42:44,980
Really?

668
00:42:44,980 --> 00:42:50,980
It's not hard but you obviously really notice like your fingerprints and shit like that

669
00:42:50,980 --> 00:42:56,980
Obviously all the games I'm playing you don't have to use a touch screen but for UI purposes and hardware I do use a touch screen

670
00:42:56,980 --> 00:43:00,980
Luckily I've got microfiber in the van and shit like that so I can clean it if I want to

671
00:43:00,980 --> 00:43:08,980
But specifically like the first time I pulled it out when we was actually out on site and there was no shade or anything like that

672
00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:13,980
I let Mark have a go on it and you couldn't really see all too well

673
00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:14,980
I'll tell you what though

674
00:43:14,980 --> 00:43:16,980
I'm fucking sorry

675
00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:23,980
Whilst it's like ultimately unavoidable obviously the screen protector that you've put on it will have an effect

676
00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:25,980
It's not quite a true case

677
00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:27,980
But you can get an anti-glare screen protector

678
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:29,980
Maybe there's some cards then

679
00:43:29,980 --> 00:43:32,980
For me not that much of an issue

680
00:43:32,980 --> 00:43:37,980
If I'm perfectly honest just if I face away from the sun it's no different to how you have your phone

681
00:43:37,980 --> 00:43:39,980
And you can just wound the brightness up

682
00:43:39,980 --> 00:43:44,980
But that ties in quite well with what I was going to say next in that battery life

683
00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:46,980
The battery on the Steam Deck is fucking awful

684
00:43:46,980 --> 00:43:48,980
There's no questions about it

685
00:43:48,980 --> 00:43:50,980
The battery on it is shocking

686
00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:56,980
So your average apparently is 2 to 8 hours which is a massive fucking gap

687
00:43:56,980 --> 00:43:57,980
It isn't

688
00:43:57,980 --> 00:44:02,980
So especially playing something like High Fire Rush, Shadow of War

689
00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:08,980
They default settings they will all run on 60 frames per second

690
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:15,980
Even on like high heavy fights and things like that it will stay at a solid 60 frames

691
00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:19,980
Graphics wise it normally runs on like low to medium graphics

692
00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:22,980
Which if you're on the big screen wouldn't look that good

693
00:44:22,980 --> 00:44:25,980
But because you're on a small screen it looks decent

694
00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:28,980
Especially the cutscenes in Shadow of War look really fucking good

695
00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:30,980
They do I see I was looking at your shoulder

696
00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:34,980
Even in High Fire Rush it all looks decent

697
00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:37,980
So it's not an issue and that's coming from a graphics whore

698
00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:40,980
For me I don't give a fuck it looks good so sweet

699
00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:42,980
Same with Days Gone it looks good

700
00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:48,980
But the battery gets eaten

701
00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:50,980
Fuck me sorry I can't stop touching my penis

702
00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:53,980
I've gotten used to it now I keep fiddling around

703
00:44:53,980 --> 00:44:55,980
I tell you what it is it's because I'm wearing

704
00:44:55,980 --> 00:44:56,980
Do you do it when Ash is sat there?

705
00:44:56,980 --> 00:44:58,980
All the time it's because I'm wearing these boxes

706
00:44:58,980 --> 00:45:01,980
For some reason they keep riding up so I spend loads of time doing that

707
00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:03,980
And then like sorting my junk out

708
00:45:03,980 --> 00:45:06,980
That's not what you were doing though you were playing with the ending or not

709
00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:08,980
Playing with my foreskin there

710
00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:14,980
For the last 10 minutes I've just been squeezing my foreskin

711
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:16,980
Reese

712
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:18,980
No one wants to know

713
00:45:18,980 --> 00:45:20,980
Not under my trousers though so that makes it a little bit better

714
00:45:20,980 --> 00:45:21,980
You're over trow

715
00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:23,980
It's because I need a fidget

716
00:45:23,980 --> 00:45:24,980
Yeah you do

717
00:45:24,980 --> 00:45:25,980
That's not your willy

718
00:45:25,980 --> 00:45:27,980
I need a thing I need a fidget spinner

719
00:45:27,980 --> 00:45:29,980
My birthday's coming up

720
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:33,980
I have a fidget spinner

721
00:45:33,980 --> 00:45:35,980
Yeah the battery's shit

722
00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:37,980
It's just shit so it

723
00:45:37,980 --> 00:45:39,980
And the whole

724
00:45:39,980 --> 00:45:41,980
It needs a hell of a charger

725
00:45:41,980 --> 00:45:43,980
So to combat

726
00:45:43,980 --> 00:45:45,980
So I tried to charge it in the van

727
00:45:45,980 --> 00:45:47,980
The van is not powerful enough

728
00:45:47,980 --> 00:45:49,980
Or the charger itself is not powerful enough

729
00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:51,980
To charge the steam deck

730
00:45:51,980 --> 00:45:53,980
So I thought alright I'll get a power bank instead

731
00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:55,980
Did a little bit of research

732
00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:57,980
Nothing crazy

733
00:45:57,980 --> 00:45:59,980
Found one on Amazon which was designed for the steam deck

734
00:45:59,980 --> 00:46:01,980
And it had a clip on it

735
00:46:01,980 --> 00:46:03,980
Where you could clip the battery in the back

736
00:46:03,980 --> 00:46:05,980
Blah blah blah

737
00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:07,980
It had a magnet turns out that magnet actually stops the fans from rotating

738
00:46:07,980 --> 00:46:09,980
Not really something you want on a console

739
00:46:09,980 --> 00:46:11,980
So

740
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:13,980
Decided to not get that one

741
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:15,980
Steph then found me

742
00:46:15,980 --> 00:46:17,980
A power bank that wasn't going to cost me a fucking arm and a leg

743
00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:19,980
So bought that

744
00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:21,980
And

745
00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:23,980
Gone

746
00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:25,980
What was you going to say

747
00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:27,980
I was going to say it was based on the fact that

748
00:46:27,980 --> 00:46:29,980
I've had a couple of different power banks

749
00:46:29,980 --> 00:46:31,980
With the switch and it's never ever been an issue

750
00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:33,980
Yeah well this

751
00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:35,980
Yeah

752
00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:37,980
I was kind of going off of the

753
00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:39,980
MAH and how powerful

754
00:46:39,980 --> 00:46:41,980
How many recharges you get for

755
00:46:41,980 --> 00:46:43,980
The whole thing

756
00:46:43,980 --> 00:46:45,980
Well this power bank

757
00:46:45,980 --> 00:46:47,980
It

758
00:46:47,980 --> 00:46:49,980
Things did not go to plan

759
00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:51,980
It's not it wasn't powerful enough

760
00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:53,980
It was not powerful enough to power

761
00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:55,980
The steam deck

762
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:57,980
The output wasn't high enough

763
00:46:57,980 --> 00:46:59,980
The power bank was putting out 5 volts

764
00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:01,980
Which is quite standard

765
00:47:01,980 --> 00:47:03,980
Wasn't beefy enough to charge the steam deck

766
00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:05,980
When you plugged it in it came up with a warning

767
00:47:05,980 --> 00:47:07,980
Saying that it may actually in fact

768
00:47:07,980 --> 00:47:09,980
Even in standby mode

769
00:47:09,980 --> 00:47:11,980
The steam deck may drain quicker than it's

770
00:47:11,980 --> 00:47:13,980
Being charged

771
00:47:13,980 --> 00:47:15,980
So I did the test and when we were driving to work

772
00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:17,980
With Mark I turned the steam deck off

773
00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:19,980
Wasn't in standby I turned it fully off

774
00:47:19,980 --> 00:47:21,980
Oh really?

775
00:47:21,980 --> 00:47:23,980
Put it on charge to the power bank and after an hour it charged 4%

776
00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:25,980
And how much is that taking the power bank down for?

777
00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:27,980
About 20

778
00:47:27,980 --> 00:47:29,980
Shit

779
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:31,980
Oh that's gross

780
00:47:31,980 --> 00:47:33,980
So returned that

781
00:47:33,980 --> 00:47:35,980
And did a little bit more research

782
00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:37,980
And basically found out

783
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,980
That

784
00:47:39,980 --> 00:47:41,980
So the steam deck will charge on

785
00:47:41,980 --> 00:47:43,980
9 volts and 5 volts

786
00:47:43,980 --> 00:47:45,980
But very very very slowly

787
00:47:45,980 --> 00:47:47,980
The optimum is

788
00:47:47,980 --> 00:47:49,980
45

789
00:47:49,980 --> 00:47:51,980
So from the wall charger

790
00:47:51,980 --> 00:47:53,980
To the steam deck is 45

791
00:47:53,980 --> 00:47:55,980
Volts

792
00:47:55,980 --> 00:47:57,980
And we found out that if you wanted to

793
00:47:57,980 --> 00:47:59,980
Play the steam deck

794
00:47:59,980 --> 00:48:01,980
And charge it

795
00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:03,980
You need at least 15 volts

796
00:48:03,980 --> 00:48:05,980
To do that

797
00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:07,980
So we then went and found a power bank

798
00:48:07,980 --> 00:48:09,980
I did I found an article

799
00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:11,980
Which was

800
00:48:11,980 --> 00:48:13,980
For power banks suggested

801
00:48:13,980 --> 00:48:15,980
For the steam deck

802
00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:17,980
Found the cheapest one it was like

803
00:48:17,980 --> 00:48:19,980
I think it was like 50 quid

804
00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:21,980
It was nearly 60 wasn't it

805
00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:23,980
53 quid

806
00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:25,980
And on Amazon

807
00:48:25,980 --> 00:48:27,980
And looked at the reviews and just typed in steam deck

808
00:48:27,980 --> 00:48:29,980
And sure enough the first one that came up was

809
00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:31,980
Is this powerful enough

810
00:48:31,980 --> 00:48:33,980
To charge the steam deck and the answer was like yes

811
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:35,980
I've pulled this specifically

812
00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:37,980
For the steam deck and the next question was

813
00:48:37,980 --> 00:48:39,980
Will this charge

814
00:48:39,980 --> 00:48:41,980
Whilst playing and the person

815
00:48:41,980 --> 00:48:43,980
Said yes and I have

816
00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:45,980
I have tested it and it does

817
00:48:45,980 --> 00:48:47,980
It does continue to charge while you're playing

818
00:48:47,980 --> 00:48:49,980
And that power bank it does have a button

819
00:48:49,980 --> 00:48:51,980
On the side you can press it and it tells you the voltage

820
00:48:51,980 --> 00:48:53,980
And the amps and all that shit

821
00:48:53,980 --> 00:48:55,980
And while it's charging from the USB-C it's charging

822
00:48:55,980 --> 00:48:57,980
15 volts

823
00:48:57,980 --> 00:48:59,980
Which is what you want so

824
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:01,980
The fact that I've now got that

825
00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:03,980
Means that when I'm out and about and I want to

826
00:49:03,980 --> 00:49:05,980
Play the steam deck I can

827
00:49:05,980 --> 00:49:07,980
So

828
00:49:07,980 --> 00:49:09,980
I'll be interested to see how many charges

829
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:11,980
You get out of the one

830
00:49:11,980 --> 00:49:13,980
I don't think it's going to be a lot

831
00:49:13,980 --> 00:49:15,980
So obviously the power bank itself hasn't

832
00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:17,980
Optimized it hasn't woken up

833
00:49:17,980 --> 00:49:19,980
So I put it on charge

834
00:49:19,980 --> 00:49:21,980
While you was out

835
00:49:21,980 --> 00:49:23,980
And I did

836
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:25,980
I think it was like from 50 something percent

837
00:49:25,980 --> 00:49:27,980
Up to 100 and it took

838
00:49:27,980 --> 00:49:29,980
I think the power bank is at like

839
00:49:29,980 --> 00:49:31,980
63 percent

840
00:49:31,980 --> 00:49:33,980
Something like that

841
00:49:33,980 --> 00:49:35,980
So it's not bad

842
00:49:35,980 --> 00:49:37,980
Because I'm wondering is it sort of extent where

843
00:49:37,980 --> 00:49:39,980
Obviously for work it will be pretty much okay

844
00:49:39,980 --> 00:49:41,980
Because it will probably be enough

845
00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:43,980
For the time

846
00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:45,980
That you play while at work

847
00:49:45,980 --> 00:49:47,980
But I'm trying to think like so say if you were on

848
00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:49,980
A long haul flight you've got

849
00:49:49,980 --> 00:49:51,980
8 hours and obviously

850
00:49:51,980 --> 00:49:53,980
No one's going to sit there for 8 hours solid

851
00:49:53,980 --> 00:49:55,980
Like you're going to have a bit of food or watch a film

852
00:49:55,980 --> 00:49:57,980
Or whatever but is it going to be the case

853
00:49:57,980 --> 00:49:59,980
That so say you want to play it for

854
00:49:59,980 --> 00:50:01,980
3 hours which is reasonable

855
00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:03,980
Like would you get that

856
00:50:03,980 --> 00:50:05,980
From that I think probably

857
00:50:05,980 --> 00:50:07,980
But then it's whether you play those

858
00:50:07,980 --> 00:50:09,980
First 3 hours have a bit of grub watch a bit of a

859
00:50:09,980 --> 00:50:11,980
Film and then you're like oh I want to pick it up again

860
00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:13,980
I can get solidly about an hour

861
00:50:13,980 --> 00:50:15,980
And a half possibly 2 hours

862
00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:17,980
At a push depending on the game I'm playing

863
00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:19,980
Out of the Steam Deck on it's own

864
00:50:19,980 --> 00:50:21,980
Which really isn't it's not great

865
00:50:21,980 --> 00:50:23,980
But um

866
00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:25,980
It's awful

867
00:50:25,980 --> 00:50:27,980
The problem is that the games that are

868
00:50:27,980 --> 00:50:29,980
On the Steam Deck are not optimized

869
00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:31,980
For handheld

870
00:50:31,980 --> 00:50:33,980
No exactly that's exactly what we were saying

871
00:50:33,980 --> 00:50:35,980
They're optimized for something that you just plug in

872
00:50:35,980 --> 00:50:37,980
They aren't designed for handheld

873
00:50:37,980 --> 00:50:39,980
Is it dinner

874
00:50:39,980 --> 00:50:41,980
So they're

875
00:50:41,980 --> 00:50:43,980
You're working with something that is always going to be

876
00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:45,980
Draining the battery but the fact that you have a power bank

877
00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:47,980
That comes with it I reckon once the

878
00:50:47,980 --> 00:50:49,980
Battery is fully settled in and all that

879
00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:51,980
Shit I reckon I'll probably get

880
00:50:51,980 --> 00:50:53,980
2 charges out of it

881
00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:55,980
Which is decent

882
00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:57,980
Certainly for what you need it for

883
00:50:57,980 --> 00:50:59,980
What you're wanting from that

884
00:50:59,980 --> 00:51:01,980
And like we said before with the battery protection

885
00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:03,980
On the Steam Deck you can play it plugged in

886
00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:05,980
And leave it plugged in

887
00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:07,980
So if I'm at home I haven't got a

888
00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:09,980
I can just plug the fucker in

889
00:51:09,980 --> 00:51:11,980
Yes of course

890
00:51:11,980 --> 00:51:13,980
So yeah I think

891
00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:15,980
If you're thinking about getting a Steam Deck

892
00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:17,980
Don't think of it like a Switch in terms of you'll be able

893
00:51:17,980 --> 00:51:19,980
To sit there for hours and play it

894
00:51:19,980 --> 00:51:21,980
Like a Switch you won't

895
00:51:21,980 --> 00:51:23,980
The battery on it is awful you can

896
00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:25,980
Fiddle around with the settings and things like that but

897
00:51:25,980 --> 00:51:27,980
You're talking like half an hour

898
00:51:27,980 --> 00:51:29,980
Extra is what you'll get

899
00:51:29,980 --> 00:51:31,980
And really

900
00:51:31,980 --> 00:51:33,980
It's not massively worth it

901
00:51:33,980 --> 00:51:35,980
To lose a lot of the

902
00:51:35,980 --> 00:51:37,980
Performance side of it for the sake of half an hour

903
00:51:37,980 --> 00:51:39,980
Fuck it

904
00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:41,980
Just lose the half hour just charge it again

905
00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:43,980
Yeah and I wonder

906
00:51:43,980 --> 00:51:45,980
I mean for someone like me if I had one

907
00:51:45,980 --> 00:51:47,980
What I kind of found

908
00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:49,980
With the Switch

909
00:51:49,980 --> 00:51:51,980
Rightly or wrongly I know this won't be everyone's experience by a long shot

910
00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:53,980
But I think some people would agree with me

911
00:51:53,980 --> 00:51:55,980
When the Switch was announced

912
00:51:55,980 --> 00:51:57,980
And everyone was like wow

913
00:51:57,980 --> 00:51:59,980
So amazing

914
00:51:59,980 --> 00:52:01,980
And then actually what I found was

915
00:52:01,980 --> 00:52:03,980
So my sister's got a Switch Lite

916
00:52:03,980 --> 00:52:05,980
And she will play it on the train

917
00:52:05,980 --> 00:52:07,980
But whilst I would take my Switch with me

918
00:52:07,980 --> 00:52:09,980
Not all the time

919
00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:11,980
Because like I said I ended up at one point

920
00:52:11,980 --> 00:52:13,980
I had a camera, a Mac

921
00:52:13,980 --> 00:52:15,980
I feel like

922
00:52:15,980 --> 00:52:17,980
Thief fodder

923
00:52:17,980 --> 00:52:19,980
Robbed me

924
00:52:19,980 --> 00:52:21,980
That kind of thing

925
00:52:21,980 --> 00:52:23,980
Which would make me quite nervous but what I found with the Switch is

926
00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:25,980
My particular journey at that time

927
00:52:25,980 --> 00:52:27,980
I would have to change the train

928
00:52:27,980 --> 00:52:29,980
So I'd have like

929
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,980
25 minutes on the first train

930
00:52:31,980 --> 00:52:33,980
And then it was walk 5 minutes

931
00:52:33,980 --> 00:52:35,980
To a 5 minute train

932
00:52:35,980 --> 00:52:37,980
And then walk another 5 minutes to a 10 minute train

933
00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:39,980
So I wasn't actually getting it out on the journey

934
00:52:39,980 --> 00:52:41,980
So by the time

935
00:52:41,980 --> 00:52:43,980
I was in a place where I

936
00:52:43,980 --> 00:52:45,980
Was playing it

937
00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:47,980
There'd be a wall charger anyway

938
00:52:47,980 --> 00:52:49,980
Kind of thing

939
00:52:49,980 --> 00:52:51,980
So I did do literally

940
00:52:51,980 --> 00:52:53,980
Exactly what you've done

941
00:52:53,980 --> 00:52:55,980
Got it

942
00:52:55,980 --> 00:52:57,980
Loved it, playing it

943
00:52:57,980 --> 00:52:59,980
Next thing I need, portable charger

944
00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:01,980
Yeah and I think the case with mine would be

945
00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:03,980
I don't get that much time

946
00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:05,980
To play it either, you're talking like maybe

947
00:53:05,980 --> 00:53:07,980
An hour out of the day while I am playing it

948
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:09,980
So for you, I think that

949
00:53:09,980 --> 00:53:11,980
Your setup works quite alright

950
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:13,980
I could play it and then in the down time

951
00:53:13,980 --> 00:53:15,980
Have it running off the power bank to charge it back up

952
00:53:15,980 --> 00:53:17,980
And then when I whip it out again it'll have a bit more charge

953
00:53:17,980 --> 00:53:19,980
And then the next time you want to play it you're home

954
00:53:19,980 --> 00:53:21,980
I still think they're fucking cool

955
00:53:21,980 --> 00:53:23,980
They're a really cool console

956
00:53:23,980 --> 00:53:25,980
And it worked nice thing I think certainly

957
00:53:25,980 --> 00:53:27,980
For yourself, you've got

958
00:53:27,980 --> 00:53:29,980
The cons for you

959
00:53:29,980 --> 00:53:31,980
Are minimal

960
00:53:31,980 --> 00:53:33,980
For the pros

961
00:53:33,980 --> 00:53:35,980
I can 100% see all the

962
00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:37,980
Reviews and stuff that I saw

963
00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:39,980
About it before I had the Steam Deck of people saying

964
00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:41,980
I play this more than I do my PC now

965
00:53:41,980 --> 00:53:43,980
Blah blah blah and I thought

966
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How, how can you be doing that but

967
00:53:45,980 --> 00:53:47,980
You're on the other side now

968
00:53:47,980 --> 00:53:49,980
100% yeah because it's just fucking, it's good

969
00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:51,980
We've got dinner haven't we

970
00:53:51,980 --> 00:53:53,980
We have yeah

971
00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:55,980
So we're going to cut it a little bit short there

972
00:53:55,980 --> 00:53:57,980
But what we're going to do

973
00:53:57,980 --> 00:53:59,980
We're going to have some dinner and then we're going to come back

974
00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:01,980
And we're going to record the exclusive episode

975
00:54:01,980 --> 00:54:03,980
Which you can catch on our Patreon

976
00:54:03,980 --> 00:54:05,980
For five Great British

977
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Pounds a month

978
00:54:07,980 --> 00:54:09,980
And you do get to call yourself a member of the Jedi Club

979
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,980
Which is very cool

980
00:54:11,980 --> 00:54:13,980
You can earn that title

981
00:54:13,980 --> 00:54:15,980
So go to patreon.com forward slash

982
00:54:15,980 --> 00:54:17,980
What's the buttons if you're not sure

983
00:54:17,980 --> 00:54:19,980
Our Instagram is

984
00:54:19,980 --> 00:54:21,980
At what's the buttons

985
00:54:21,980 --> 00:54:23,980
I think as well

986
00:54:23,980 --> 00:54:25,980
I think, isn't it at what's the buttons podcast

987
00:54:25,980 --> 00:54:27,980
Maybe

988
00:54:27,980 --> 00:54:29,980
It basically has our link tree on our profile

989
00:54:29,980 --> 00:54:31,980
So if there's anything you're not sure of where to find

990
00:54:31,980 --> 00:54:33,980
Our link trees on the fucking

991
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:35,980
On our Instagram and that has everything on it

992
00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:37,980
At what's the buttons podcast

993
00:54:37,980 --> 00:54:39,980
Yeah nice one

994
00:54:39,980 --> 00:54:41,980
But yeah it'll be exclusive episode number 10

995
00:54:41,980 --> 00:54:43,980
Another milestone

996
00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:45,980
So that's exciting

997
00:54:45,980 --> 00:54:47,980
So like I always say

998
00:54:47,980 --> 00:54:49,980
You subscribe to that you get a minimum

999
00:54:49,980 --> 00:54:51,980
Of half an hour exclusive

1000
00:54:51,980 --> 00:54:53,980
At the end of every single episode

1001
00:54:53,980 --> 00:54:55,980
That we record

1002
00:54:55,980 --> 00:54:57,980
So it's decent

1003
00:54:57,980 --> 00:54:59,980
So you go and pay for that

1004
00:54:59,980 --> 00:55:01,980
We're going to fuck off and have some food

1005
00:55:01,980 --> 00:55:03,980
And then we'll be back

1006
00:55:03,980 --> 00:55:05,980
On a different sound wave

1007
00:55:05,980 --> 00:55:07,980
Sweet, air wave

1008
00:55:07,980 --> 00:55:09,980
Sound wave

1009
00:55:09,980 --> 00:55:11,980
Right this has been fantastic

1010
00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:13,980
You've been fantastic

1011
00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:39,980
See you later, oowoo, boohoo