It's your intro, you dickhead.
How am I supposed to know?
Bing bong, we're on.
I bet that's roll out.
He's back, ladies and gentlemen.
He's back.
He's back with us.
I'm back.
Sorry.
How long has that been?
It's been a while.
I'm sorry about that.
Sorry, guys.
Everyone was starting to think that it just slowly phased you out and it was just me and
Steph.
I think I sold my shares.
Yeah, well, he's back and he's back for good.
Well.
Oh, fuck off.
I swear to God.
No.
What?
When?
Maybe next Friday.
Right.
But it probably won't be the problem because I'll be on what I'm doing next week.
So I don't know what time I'll be finishing is my point.
What I didn't understand after a while, Steph was like, does he work?
Because you didn't work on Saturdays or Sundays, did you?
No.
So why couldn't you do the Friday?
I could, but I'm just knackered.
By the time I woke up.
Steph was like, there was no actual physical reason as to, well, it was all physical.
That was the problem.
But there was no actual reason as to why you couldn't, you just could not be bothered.
No, you just said, oh, one time if you don't want to do it and you're tired and that will
be there.
One time and then missed like every milestone of the podcasts since.
I am the cornerstone of this.
I'm a lynchpin.
So it's all right.
I'm always there supporting in the background.
I'm always about, I'm always there.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is true.
If you can hear the sweet birds tweeting in the background, it's because it's warmer in
here with the doors open than it is with them shut for some reason.
Yeah.
So we've opened up the patio doors, the French doors have been busted wide open.
So we apologize if there's any other external sounds, but for our own comfort, it is just
nicer.
I don't think they'll hear.
I don't think the mics will pick up anyway.
It's going to be nice in the summer.
It's going to be great in the summer.
I'm still here.
Yeah.
No, I don't think they'll hear.
Right.
What have we got going on?
Well hold on.
Straight back to normal.
Just silence, no planning.
What's the hold on?
I just want to say thanks to Steph again for filling in and doing such a stupendous job
as usual.
She's been loving it, man.
She's been loving it.
And to be fair, I've been loving it.
Yeah, no, it's good.
I've been loving it.
This is the setup, yeah, because we don't do it over here.
We do it in the bedroom instead.
I saw the gram post.
Oh man, it's so comfy because it got my nice, I mean, it's comfy here, but it's just sweet
to be able to just set it up upstairs.
But I did say to Steph, I was like, as nice as it is, it'd be a bit awkward if I just
bring Ash up here.
We set up just next to the bed.
Slumber party.
Just do that.
But it was nice.
I think the timings were different though, because I think it was a lot more free to
just do it as and when.
I mean, I think there was one day where we pushed the Patreon exclusive to the next day
because I just, I couldn't be bothered to do it.
I couldn't be asked.
Well, I put out a message explaining it.
The only thing you, you, you need to, your spoiler announcements are awful.
What do you mean?
You've spoiled a game for me already.
Which one?
So me and Jem started playing inspired by you and Steph.
We started playing, oh, fucking, I don't know.
Are you playing games together?
Yeah.
This is fantastic.
We was playing the fucking American horror, choose your own adventure shit.
What is it?
What's it called?
Them games that you used to play.
Oh, what?
The dark anthology pictures?
I don't know what it is.
I don't know.
There's all different ones.
Or was you playing, well, you weren't playing the quarry because you said that Jem loves
it.
No, the one before that was saying.
Devil in Me?
No.
Little Hope?
Until Dawn.
Yeah, we was playing.
That's what we were playing.
It's good, isn't it?
And then you started talking about fucking some other one.
Yeah.
I can't remember what game it is.
Yeah.
But we was going to go along this journey of playing these games.
And then you was like, yeah, but your spoilers ain't like, oh yeah.
You know, little way in.
You just jumped straight to the end.
You was like, yeah, because at the end when he turned it into a werewolf and lopped all
their heads off, I was like, oh, brilliant.
I won't play that one then.
Oh yeah.
And that for everyone that wants to know that was the quarry.
Yeah.
So we're not going to do that.
Well, Jem doesn't know that.
No, you're talking shit anyway, because when I spoke about the quarry, I spoke about it
with you on this pod in this room and I got annoyed because I started talking about it
and you switched off.
That probably.
So I was talking to no one.
And then after the pod, I said, why did you switch off on that one?
And you said, oh, because it's one of Jem's favorite games.
So I already knew about it and I've already watched an entire play for you.
I got mixed up with the one I just said until Dawn.
So you could have added to that podcast then possibly.
You sat there in silence.
But even so, I'm not the only one that hasn't played the quarry.
And there's also you've done a lot.
I had to tell multiple people last week not to listen.
Yeah.
Because of the last of us last of us series.
Because you was just like, oh yeah, because obviously we know what happens to X and X.
And I was just like, no, nobody does.
Unless there's because there's people I know that listen to a pod and watch the series
and have no idea.
Like fans, like fans, if you ain't watching the last of us straight off the bat, the more
savvy with the spoilers sounds like someone else's issue to me.
Yeah, it is.
And it was my issue.
I was like, damn, I've been spoiled.
Now I know where I spoiled the last of us.
Oh, yeah.
No, you spoiled the quarry for me because I really wanted.
Yeah, but yeah, but that is kind of your fault because you told me it's it twisted on me.
Because you told me that the pair of you have done the quarry.
It's not just about me.
I don't fucking care about everyone else.
Well, I do.
I care about you.
All right.
Thank you, Patreons.
Thanks for your sweet money.
Thank you.
I can buy more figures and look.
All right.
I will hold more of a spoiler aspect.
We literally got to do is I.
Oh, yeah.
Spoilers.
If you haven't played X game insert here, we're going to talk about that for a minute
or save it to the end and go, right, we're going to talk about this for the end to the
pod now.
So if you don't like it, fuck off.
Simples.
You just go, oh, yeah, we won't spoil anything.
But can you believe that X, Y and Z happened?
I'm just like, I can't help that the conversation between me and Steph is so so flowing.
It's so streamlined and smooth that you forget you're talking on a podcast.
Just got verbal diarrhea.
I love I love the little domestic that used to that was everyone love that.
Everyone was all over that.
Connor come up to me today and he was like, are you going to start poking Steph about
how much better the steam deck is to the switch?
And I was like, no, I'm going to get a brave man.
You'd be a brave man.
They're both good in their own right.
But yeah, that's but once again, thanks, Steph.
Fantastic job.
Maybe if we can get a third thing and just become a permanent fixture.
She really she really enjoyed it.
Yeah, it was it was it was good fun, man.
I mean, no doubt she'll be back next Friday.
Yeah, probably.
When you're not fucking here.
Probably.
Yeah, no, it's a good crack.
But yeah, right.
So we're here for a reason and one reason only.
Yeah, money.
Yeah, thanks.
Thanks for your five is your first in type motherfuckers.
Thanks for the patrons.
I've got to say thank you.
Haven't you?
We have got to say thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thanks.
We do appreciate it.
Patreon.com forward slash.
What's the buttons?
Hogwarts legacy.
Yeah.
It's a big one.
It's an interesting one for me.
Game of the year type shit is what Hogwarts legacy is.
Possibly.
But I think I might have misconstrued another thing that you're talking about.
I'm going to turn you down slightly because you're hurting my ears.
Yeah, I can't help that.
I've got it far away.
There we go.
I might have misconstrued what you said.
What me and Steph?
Yeah, you were talking about it.
And I believe you were saying about you might mention me saying I want to watch the films
before I play the game because I don't want to miss anything and you basically dismissed
that that would have any impact.
I said you're talking shit.
Yeah, and I just still wholeheartedly disagree.
Because I think you're an idiot.
Because no, because yes, it's set in a different timeline.
Yes, it's not Harry Potter.
But there is going to be things in there that are going to call back to the films where
you're going to be like, oh yeah, nice.
But without me watching the films, I'm not going to get any of them.
Oh yeah, cool moments.
But it works both ways, doesn't it?
So if you watch the movies and then you play the game and there's little bits in the game
where there are a nod to the movies, you'll go, oh, fuck, yeah, that was in the movie.
I see that on blah, blah, blah, blah.
It works the other way around.
You play the games and then you watch the movies and you'll go, oh, fuck, I see that
in the game.
I played that.
I did that bit.
But I don't think it's going to have the same effect.
I think the other way around is going to be more impactful.
You know what the easy solution to this one is?
Just watch films.
Just watch the fucking films.
I'm trying, but I don't know where to watch them.
What do you mean you're trying?
What do you mean?
Just buy them.
Buy them.
I haven't got any money left.
There's a Patreon right there with dough in it.
I'm not using that money that I'm saving up for a Lambo.
We're almost there.
Keep it coming, Mark.
Keep it coming.
We got 60 quid.
Yeah, because you can't fucking, it's not on Netflix.
It's not on Amazon Prime.
It is on Amazon, but you have to rent it.
You've got to rent the fucker.
Which I am, you know, I will do that, but it's very difficult to get me and Jim in the
same room, her not busy, me not busy, and to want to watch Harry Potter.
I'm not sure if that's even a jam, but...
What, Harry Potter?
No.
I know...
Harry Potter.
It's very niche, but a lot of very niche people like it.
Oh shit, yeah.
Even the...
Oh, fuck, you know.
Oh, well, Harry Potter, the complete eight film collection.
Yeah, DVD, 20 quid.
Yeah.
Yeah, I saw that.
For all of it.
I want Blu-ray.
I'm not watching that crappy shit.
Oh, fuck me.
Surely you've got them.
You've got everything.
Yeah, yeah, we've got them.
Well, let's have a rent then.
Let's have a borough.
What's the problem?
They're not mine.
You'd have to talk to Steph.
That's all right, Steph.
Hold on.
I hit a man up.
I ain't got long.
Bear in mind, Steph, he's got two little ones at home.
You know what I mean?
Don't forget, I ain't got long because I might have pre-ordered the deluxe edition.
I haven't.
I haven't, but I'll tell you the...
Oh, God.
I haven't pre-ordered it yet because I keep buying Pokemon cards.
I'll tell you my trainer thought, I got an email yesterday from PlayStation and I've
never received an email like this before and it was lucky I caught it because it went in
my junk email or whatever.
It was like, use this code at checkout for 10% off.
Oh, let's have a look.
See, I'll get one.
I was like, well, that's bloody delicious.
Yeah, something like that.
That has forced my hand to buy the deluxe edition because that's essentially getting
the deluxe edition for the price of the standard edition.
So I went on there, added it to my basket, added the code.
I was like, this code don't work.
I was like, no bed, you just emailed it to me.
How has it gone?
So I've done some research.
You can't use that code on pre-order games because they go for a different system.
Yeah.
Blah, dee, blah, dee, blah.
Because the games are out.
So yeah, I couldn't use it.
I've got till the end of February to use it.
So I might use it on something else, but yeah.
Can you use it on DLC?
Yeah, you can.
I'm a good friend.
So you can have the code if you plan on buying something.
No, I don't plan on buying anything, but I'm just thinking, but I suppose if you're going
to buy the deluxe edition anyway, you're going to get the DLC with it.
So I suppose there's not really any point to that.
Is there all that stuff that comes with the deluxe edition, the dark arts arena and the
clothes and all that jazz?
Are you going to be able to buy them?
Separately.
Yeah.
You can.
All the stuff that you're going to get with the complete edition, the top edition, all
of that shit.
Maybe some of the cosmetics you might only get with the pre-order, but definitely the
arena and all of that stuff, you will be able to buy separately with the DLCs.
There's a couple of mounts as well, isn't there?
There's a ground mount and an air mount as well.
Yeah, there's all different shit.
And then obviously on the PS5, you've got that exclusive quest line as well.
Sorry, fuckers.
I keep watching videos on it, man.
And I'm like, yeah, fucking, I'm going for it.
And then I add it to my basket and I'm like, ah, I don't like Harry Potter.
And then I just turn the PlayStation off again.
No, I think you're going to like it.
No, I think I will because it's like, that's my sort of game.
It's open world.
It's RPG.
It's customization.
You can be an evil wizard.
Say no more.
Tell me that there's a spell in there that literally tortures someone to death.
I'm having it.
Let me bang on that.
I want that now.
Please.
Anakin Skywalker in Hogwarts.
Pretty much.
Yeah, just going, eat evil.
That's what it'd be called.
Killing everyone.
It's going to be sick.
I'm excited for it.
It does.
I watched the thing.
Did you see the Reddit post that got removed?
About?
Hogwarts Legacy.
No.
There's a Reddit post.
There's a video of all the things that he said.
He basically just did a question and answer thing.
There was nothing bad in there.
He wasn't spoiling anything.
He was very good with it.
He was answering questions in a way not to spoil anything.
He's played it for thousands of hours already.
He was verified by Reddit so he's not fake.
But all the little things people are asking, things like, can you dive underwater?
Because you can swim.
Yes, you can dive underwater.
He's got other side quests, fetch quests where they're proper and he's like, no.
They're akin to The Witcher where some of the side quests are much better than the main
story.
Some of them are very short, some of them are very long.
My personal favourite, and there was a lot of questions, was can you put your hood up?
He was like, yeah, you can toggle hood on and off.
I was like, yes.
Hood up, going round.
Killing NPCs.
Yeah, force choking people out, slamming them on the floor.
Yeah, sounds sweet.
It does look very good, but I just don't like magic ones and wizard hats and Gandalf.
So you can, because obviously you won't have done it, but I have to hold it to you that
you can do all of the sorting hat and shit like that.
You get to make your own character and decide what house you're in and all that type of
shit.
And obviously when you play the game, you make your character first.
So you can make your character look how you want.
There's so many customisable options on the game.
So if you don't want to go down the old wizardy fucking Hagrid, you don't have to.
You can just look like a bog standard.
You can just make yourself look like you.
Standard West Ham geezer with a fucking wand rather than a pace.
You got a wand.
Can we just clear that up now?
Not that Jem's going to listen to this.
She's offending me.
She said I ain't a geezer.
I was like, Jem, I'm the definition of a geezer.
She says, no, you're not.
You're a nerd.
Yeah.
You are a geezer.
Now, this is what it is.
No, no, no, no.
Don't get upset about this.
Don't get upset.
I know this is hurt, but you look like a geezer, right?
You got the tattoos.
Yeah.
You got the haircut.
You got the beard, right?
You've got the football team.
You got the Peaky Blinders out all that bullshit, right?
You sound like a geezer, but number one, you're too nice.
Number two, you're a massive nerd.
And you're not walking around just beating the shit out of people for the fun of it.
You're not a geezer, are you?
You ain't sitting down in the pub getting pissed hiding from the Mrs. You're sitting
at home on Lego.
That's exactly what she said a geezer is.
You're sitting at home on Lego Star Wars asking Jemma how long it's going to take for the
dinosaur nuggets to be done.
And that's the best way.
Fuck being a geezer.
It's too much aggro.
I'm a nerdy geezer.
Mark sent me a picture of these absolute fucking weapons in this local pub.
I got a thing at the moment.
You see them long coats, them ones that go down by your ankles?
I hate them.
I got one, man.
I can't fucking stand them.
It's a Max Brannan coat, I call it.
I can't do them.
They do my fucking editing.
And Mark's playing on it.
It's just doing my nutting.
But he sent me a picture from his pub.
Look at these absolute fucking weapons.
Oh, them ones?
Yeah, no, I'm not.
Fucking idiots.
I'm not a fan of them.
Who are they?
They're just geezers in his pub.
Are you looking at the book, Gazer in the Middle?
Yeah, what's that all about?
He's an animal, isn't he?
It looks like he'd rip your face off and then spit it back at you.
Yeah, he's an interesting cat.
Yeah.
They're geezers by the looks of it.
You ain't a geezer, you're a nerd, bro.
You're a nerd.
I've got Pokemon.
I've got graded Pokemon cards because you're the one that sent me to TikTok shop to buy
them.
I'm a geezer with a Stormtrooper watch.
That's what I'm saying, man.
I bought him a Stormtrooper watch.
It's sick.
In like an antique gaff world.
It's so sick.
It looks like a wristband from a festival until you press it and the digital display
appears out of nowhere.
It's almost like magic.
Oh, welcome back.
I'm back, baby.
He's fighting.
Such a weafy fart as well.
That watch was so out of place when I walked.
You've been in the Battle Spirits before.
Was it in there?
Yeah, yeah.
I was on the bottom floor in the cabinet, I walked in, I love that you just farted on
that and now you're putting your mouth in your mouth.
It's my scent.
Everyone loves their own fragrance.
I walked in and it was in amongst the cabinet with like fucking ivory serving spoons and
fucking just shit that did not look normal.
It was just sat there and I was like, I'll have that please.
I had to get them to come open the cabinet and everything.
They looked at me like I was an idiot because I was like, I want a Star Wars watch please.
I love that.
Anyway, Hogwarts Legacy, yeah, I'm in an iron but the closer I get to the time, I want it
early.
I want to play it.
I want to get it but I just don't know.
I don't want to spend the 70 quid at the moment.
I've got it but I don't want to spend it.
It's weird.
I mean, you're going to buy it.
You're going to.
You might as well.
You're getting a tenner's worth of gear and you get it three days early.
The three days early stuff is enough on his own.
You ain't getting a tenner's worth of gear.
Yeah, you are.
You're getting mounts.
You're getting a Dark Arts arena.
You're getting all sorts of shit.
I'll buy it now.
No, don't do it.
No, don't be rash.
Take your time.
Think about it.
You just said you're going to do it.
Yeah, I know.
You just said you're going to do it.
I don't like.
I don't.
Yeah, I might.
I'll do it for you.
No, no, no.
I'll cut a look.
You buy it through the PlayStation store, don't you?
Yeah.
Well, let's have a look.
Because the thing is, I'm not just buying it for myself and buying it for Steph as well.
Yeah, see, I would be buying it for myself and I don't like Harry Potter.
So.
Well, we've got a deluxe edition, 75 bones.
But the normal version is 65, so it's only a tenner.
No, the normal version.
Oh yeah, no, yeah, PS5, obviously, they beef it up a bit.
Hogwarts Legacy Exclusive Quest.
I mean, you get the exclusive quest anyway.
Dark Arts pack, Dark Arts garrison hat, 72 hours early access.
That's a good early access as well, man.
The only thing I know is Dobby is a free elf.
Dobby is a fucking free elf and Dobby, if he crosses my path, he's getting his egg caved
in.
You can't hurt NPCs apparently.
Well you can hurt someone.
Yeah, you can hurt some of them.
You want to just be yeeting them.
I just want to be able to just yeet people into the sea and stuff.
The thing is, I've watched quite a few hours worth of Hogwarts gameplay and I feel like
I haven't even touched the surface of it.
I just don't feel like I've...
In terms of combat as well, I really haven't seen a lot, so it sounds fucking sick.
Let's buy it.
Some people are saying that the combat was their worried point and it's turned out to
be their best part.
Combat looks fucking sick.
I was also in the group of people that thought it looked a bit iffy, a bit worrying.
And then yeah, when they polished it up and you've seen more and more gameplay of it,
the short few clips that I have seen of actual combat look bang on man.
They look fucking sick.
I saw a piece of...
I'm going to buy it.
Do it.
I saw a bit of combat.
The geezer was smashing some dudes up near a bridge and he used some spell and it blew
the bridge up.
Nice.
Blows the bridge into pieces.
And he was standing there and he was like, what do I do now?
Do you know how many graded cards I could get with this?
Do you know what he did?
He repaired the bridge with a spell.
So cool.
Them sort of interactions.
So, so cool, man.
You can stealth.
You can go invisible and disintegrate people.
No, I'm going to wait.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
I don't know why.
I don't want to pull the trigger.
You're normally Mr. Oh yeah, just do it.
I don't know.
I'll tell you what it is.
It's because, and we will get into it on this pod.
I purchased a Steam Deck.
I've purchased games for it.
I bought a fucking SD card for it.
I got a tattoo booked in on the Sunday.
It's hemorrhaging money.
I've then got another tattoo booked on that.
I bought that fucking Hobbit book that cost me an arm and a leg.
I've hemorrhaged money since fucking Christmas.
I haven't recovered.
You bought that book.
That woman said, this is more your, this is more your price.
Yeah, because she pissed me off.
How much was it?
150 quid?
800.
Huh?
It was 800 quid.
No, you didn't buy that book.
No, you didn't.
I did.
Oh, you didn't.
She pissed me off.
She, she, that bitch pointed me towards the 20 pound charity books.
This is more your budget.
All right, well fuck you then.
Give me the geezer's number.
I got it.
I said, I'll give you 800 quid right now.
And you went, all right.
Thank you.
See you later.
I went back in there and I took that fucking book.
She weren't in unknowingly, but I went in dressed in in my work gear as well.
So I looked as rough as anything covered in shit.
And I went, give me that book.
Thank you.
And now it's in the safe.
That is mental.
I can't believe, why didn't you tell me you bought that book?
I thought I did.
No, I told you I bought the book.
I sent you a picture of it.
Well if you did, I forgot how much it was.
Oh, well.
Because my reaction would have been much more explosive.
It's worth a lot of money.
So I banged it in the safe and it's going to sit there and be forgotten about.
I flicked through it.
It's very, very nice.
The pages are old and dusty.
They're old.
It's from 1966.
Jeez.
So, man, I think if anything, I've overpaid for it.
I know I've overpaid for it.
The geezer had it up for 1500 quid, which is way, way too much.
But yeah, he took the 800 quid offer.
I probably could have gone lower, but fuck it.
So I've overpaid probably by a bit.
But like I said to Steph, I rationalized it to Steph.
I was like, I love it.
It looks sick.
The artwork's fantastic.
I ain't going to sell it for a long time.
It's just going to sit in the safe with my fucking mate, a Funko Pop and my other shit
and just be left.
It's an investment.
It's cool, man.
But yeah, I bought it and I took great joy in fucking taking it away from Battlesbridge.
That woman can go fuck herself.
That's crazy.
Congratulations on the Bobbit.
Thank you.
Bible book thing.
What was I talking about?
Oh yeah, just hemorrhaging money.
I mean, compared to that 75 quid, behave yourself now.
And it is my birthday soon, but that's, you know what I mean?
I've got the steam deck and shit.
Maybe, maybe, maybe I'll put it this way.
Let me, let me put it into context for you.
You're worried about buying it.
75 quid.
Yeah.
You're going to buy it anyway.
It's going to be 65 quid.
So essentially you're talking yourself out of a tenner.
Cause you're going to buy it on release because you and Steph are going to play it.
So you are literally arguing with yourself over a tenner.
I know, I know.
And there's money in the paycheck.
You're arguing with yourself over two Pokemon packs.
You know what I mean?
That's bullshit.
You know what?
That's what people are getting me for my birthday.
You know, Pokemon shit.
I can't wait.
I love it.
I'm going to pull some serious shit.
Maybe I'll buy it.
It's a tenner, bro.
I'll speak to Mark tomorrow and see what he's saying.
Cause he's got it on pre-order, innit?
You just, you have to get his approval.
I need to speak to someone who's man enough to do it because there's two wetties sitting
in this room that neither of us can do it.
My difference is I don't have a lot of money.
That's my trouble.
Whereas you obviously...
I just don't have kids.
Yeah, you speak bucks deluxe over it.
That's how it is.
Maybe I will.
Maybe I won't.
I will.
It's a tenner.
You're arguing over a tenner.
Anyway, on to the next...
What is the next topic?
I can't remember what I wrote.
That fucking thing there.
Woo!
My old Steam Deck.
Mental.
What a cool bit of kit.
So I bought a Steam Deck.
Steph scared me a little bit in the last episode explaining how the higher up versions run
a little bit faster.
In the real world, now that I've got it, I needn't not worried because it's fucking sick.
I just had a quick little go on it.
I can't explain how weird it is.
It's very weird.
Are we staring at it?
Just the nature.
You're enjoying the nature.
Yeah, it's just beautiful.
It's nice, isn't it?
What did you think of it?
You like it?
I love the trees.
I love the grass and the plants.
Steam Deck your dick.
Oh yeah, it's all right.
Yeah, no, it's a bit of kit, isn't it?
It's beautiful.
It's perfect buttery smoothness.
It's a bit of a mess.
It's all about smoothness and the perfect geographical compass geogriffation of the
fingertips.
Because the weird thing...
I'll get somewhat nerdy with it.
It runs on SteamOS, which was what you was fucking around with.
Then when you put it into desktop mode, it runs on Linux, which is like an open source
version of like Windows and stuff like that.
It's creator mode type shit, do whatever you want.
But for easier terms, it's just another Windows,
but different.
And when you put it in desktop mode, it's a PC.
That's all it is.
It's just straight up a PC.
You can do exactly what you can do on a PC.
It looks exactly like a PC.
There's files.
Literally, when you pop on your computer
and you've got all the shortcuts
and the fucking start button and all that shit,
it looks exactly the same.
Exactly the same.
So you can go in,
you can download like different launchers.
So like Origin, Battle.net, EA Launcher,
all that type of shit.
You can then, because it's a Steam Deck,
you have to fiddle with it.
You have to be a little bit technical savvy.
So there's a lot of YouTube fucking videos involved with it
and stuff like that.
But a lot of people are saying,
Steam are aware of this.
And you can add on games that aren't on the Steam library.
So you can have essentially everything you want.
Not everything's gonna run perfect on it,
but you can emulate or just simply run anything
that you want to run on it with a little bit of tweaking.
And the best thing about it
is it's not even like you're cheating the console itself.
Steam want you to do this.
Valve won't encourage you
and are adding more and more support
to going into desktop mode
and adding on games that aren't on Steam.
I've seen someone playing World of Warcraft on it.
It's fucking mental.
I don't understand any of it,
nor am I gonna fuck with any of it yet.
I'm just not gonna do it.
Cause like you can put Windows 11 on it and shit like that
and basically just turn it into exactly how your PC would be.
But I don't want to do that yet.
But it's just mental.
It really is crazy.
Decent investment.
I think it's sick.
The only thing with something like that,
when I have something like that, even with a Switch,
but the Switch less so,
I'm so scared of breaking it.
The Switch you can, you know,
if you get like stick drift or something,
you just get a new joy-con.
With that, you get stick drift, you're fucked.
So I've already had one bug with it.
And it was, so there's a volume button at the top left.
Obviously minus and plus.
And when I started it,
it went straight to full volume.
And every time I tried to turn it down,
straight back to full volume,
and then it switched straight down to mute.
Couldn't turn it up.
It just wouldn't do it.
So it was too loud or nothing.
Yeah, so I didn't,
so I've, so Steph thought maybe the buttons was a bit sticky.
Give him a rub and all that.
And no, didn't fix it.
Give the buttons a rub.
So I restarted it, turned it off and turned it back on,
Googled it quick.
And it is a known issue from like six months ago.
Hasn't happened again since.
Hardware or software issue?
Software issue.
That's alright then.
So, I mean, there was a couple of people saying,
well, it just wasn't going away.
So they had to get in contact with Valve
and then send their Steam Deck off
and then get sent a new one
after they replaced the soundboard and blah, blah, blah.
So I was like, fuck.
I was like, it would be my luck to get a Steam Deck
and it'd be fucked from the straight away.
But thankfully, I haven't had an issue with it yet.
The other issue I had is,
I cheaped out because I think it's one of those things
where a Nintendo Switch, you know what you're getting.
It is so widely used.
It's such a popular console.
The Steam Deck on the other hand,
is very niche at the moment.
It's becoming more mainstream, but it's a new thing.
So I weren't prepared to spend the big money to get one.
Hence why I bought the 64 gig one.
And much like the PlayStation,
the operating system takes up fucking half of that.
So the operating system takes up 21 gig.
So I bought Days Gone, Days Gone 60 gig.
So I bought Vampire Survivors instead,
which was like three quid.
And that game is fucking sick.
That game is so much fun.
So much fun.
I can't believe, I know we spoke about it before,
but that game is fucking sick.
That's a good transition.
Yeah, man.
I fucking love it.
And especially playing it on something like that.
Cause I said to Steph,
it's been over a decade since I last had a handheld.
They released Vampire Survivors on mobile.
Did they?
Mm-hmm.
Sick.
Yes, they did.
Have you got it?
I haven't.
Right.
You gotta pay for it.
It is free.
Oh, it's free.
They are good lads.
Nice.
And ladies.
One million downloads, you said.
Such a good game, man.
It is.
You haven't even scratched the surface.
It's just a fun little like.
Yeah, but it goes so deep.
Fuck around, man.
It's so much deeper than you think it does.
Well, I'm gonna keep playing it.
You need to.
I've done all the levels,
but then I bought the DLC.
They done DLC.
And that DLC was like a quid.
Bro, I'm gonna be all over it.
Cause that Steam Deck is fucking.
Your character select screen is pathetic.
I know, I'm sorry.
You've got about four characters.
I said, I'm sorry.
I couldn't even pick another level
cause you're still on the first one.
I know.
The level select screen hasn't even existed.
Look, give me a break.
You have an unlocked boss rush.
I only started playing that last night.
Give me a fucking break.
I'm sorry.
It's fucking sick though.
That Steam Deck is one of the best purchases I've made.
And I haven't even had it fucking like 48 hours.
It's fucking, oh, I love it so much.
And I.
It's very cool.
The Steam has a specific section
for verified games on Steam Deck.
I had this, yeah.
And they also have their own website,
which users can log their experiences with games.
So if you're not certain of how a game is gonna run
on the Steam Deck, you can type in this game, anything.
So I did it with Prince of Persia
cause one of them isn't verified.
And there's a whole list of people giving their feedback
on how it played on their Steam Deck.
And then I watched a YouTube video this morning
on the way to work.
Basically the games have an icon on them.
So like a green tick means that it's verified.
This plays great on the Steam Deck.
And then you get a yellow circle with an explanation mark.
And that means this does play.
It is supported, but there might be some features
that are a bit meh, a bit skew if you might not work.
And then you just have ones that it just says flat out,
not supported.
Prince of Persia is all the yellow explanation mark.
And then one of them is, says it's not supported.
Watch the YouTube video.
And the guy that I was watching said,
like pro tip, ignore all of this.
He was like, it's bot looks.
He was like, he used a sniper elite as a good example.
He was like on Steam Deck,
it says that this has the yellow explanation mark.
Oh no, sorry.
It said it wasn't supported full stop.
He said, this is not supported.
But he explained that when you play sniper elite,
it's the online aspect has an anti-cheat,
which isn't downloaded on the Steam Deck.
And he was like, because of that,
it says that it isn't supported.
But it was like the game itself plays absolutely fine.
You just couldn't play online
unless you downloaded a load of shit.
So he was like, your best bet is to just buy it and try it.
Which yeah, fair play.
Because obviously with Steam,
unlike PlayStation, you can fucking return games.
So if you buy something, you got two weeks to go,
no, I don't like it, I want my money back.
Yeah, I feel you.
Which I'm not used to when it comes to PS5
because you buy anything digital on a PS5
or any PlayStation for that matter,
you can't fucking return the thing.
I object your honor.
I did, I returned Destiny, remember?
That'll be fair and I've returned one thing.
I returned Destiny.
Because it was broken.
That's the only way that you can return something
is if it was broken.
No, I returned Destiny because I already owned it.
Oh, well, how did you buy it then?
Because I owned it on disc and I bought it on...
Oh what, and they fucking refunded that?
Uh-huh, uh-huh, mental on it.
So not only do people love you at work
and you get away with fucking everything at work.
I don't get away with anything, I'm a good lad.
And then everyone likes you outside of work
and now even Sony have preferential treatment.
Me and Mark bought fucking Cuphead
thinking it was a multiplayer game and it ain't.
What is wrong with you two?
Because it said fucking two player in the description.
At no point did it say LAN party.
Local player.
Use your Google pricks.
Search the interweb for things such as this.
So yes, if you're listening and you're contemplating
getting a Steam Deck, absolutely get a Steam Deck.
I can now fully understand in my short time of using one
why so many people have said I use this more
than I do my PC now because it's just the convenience of it.
And one more thing that I think is fantastic about it
or two things actually, Steph pointed out the first one.
The charging port is at the top rather than underneath.
So you can keep it plugged in and carry on playing
without it getting underneath you
and getting all crushed and fucked.
Yeah, noise me with the switch.
Unlike the switch, yeah, that's what Steph said.
Number two, because I was a bit scared
about leaving it on charge last night, Googled it.
The Steam Deck will charge up to 100%
and then stop charging and discharge down to 95%
and then recharge back up to 100% and keep doing that
until obviously you unplug it to avoid the battery
from being overcharged.
That's genius.
Yeah, so and the thing that they do
is they don't announce that.
So loads of people thought they had issues
with their Steam Decks because they're charging them
and unplugging them and they're on 95%
thinking, oh, it's broken.
It isn't.
It's just because the charging is,
it's not allowing you to overcharge it.
But I thought that's great.
What's a fantastic bit of kit.
It is genius, fair play.
The only annoying bit is that
it doesn't download in sleep mode.
That's the only annoying bit,
but you can when you're downloading something,
it won't turn itself off.
It will just turn the screen off.
I need another wee.
This is great.
Well, I'm gonna pause this podcast then.
Sorry, everyone actually needs another piece.
We'll pause it and then we will zoom.
Beep boop.
And we're back.
Are we back?
So that's a stop mid piece.
Fucking ridiculous.
Anyway, let's carry on.
What was he talking about?
What was going on?
He was gushing over the Steam Deck.
New console that I've got.
Yeah, buy one.
Enough said.
Crack on.
Yeah, I will one day.
Maybe.
Jedi survivor.
I see briefly that the worst thing
that's happened has happened
after you told me that it wouldn't happen.
When did I say it wouldn't happen?
We spoke about it last time, I swear.
And said, and I just said,
I told you, I said, it will be delayed.
And you went, nah, brav.
The classic case of I told you so.
What a disgusting little trait.
Fucking of course it would.
What a disgusting little trait you have.
Jedi survivors.
Six weeks delay.
Not the end of the world.
It's not that bad, is it really?
But it still hurts.
Until they come out with another delay after.
Because it falls the wrong side
of my holiday allowance now.
I have nine days of holiday to use until April the first.
Yeah.
And now one of them days is just not a lot.
Why?
Our holiday resets in March.
April.
March.
April.
March.
Would you like to bet?
You know I love betting with you.
Wait, when's our Star Wars convention?
What day is that?
April.
What date?
The seventh.
Fuck, so I'm gonna have to book literally straight.
How many times do I have to tell you
it's the bank holiday weekend,
a Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday of Easter.
Oh is it?
So we ain't got to book any holiday?
We ain't got to book any holiday.
Why didn't we go Saturday then?
Because.
We could have totally gone Saturday.
Because we didn't know what to do.
So we just went on the first day.
Ash bottled it with the Star Wars convention.
And now he's going to miss his absolute favorite person
in the entire world.
How did you bring this up?
Cause it's good listening pleasure.
No it's not, it's a fucking disgrace.
In Star Wars celebrations,
or whoever is responsible for doing this,
you should be fucking ashamed of yourself, you scumbags.
Give some backstory to people that might not know.
What's going on?
Tell them.
We agreed to go to Star Wars celebration this year.
Reece cares not for the Star Wars franchise, but I do.
I care about what you care about.
Exactly.
I show appreciation because I understand
what it means to people
and I feel like it'll be a fun day.
And I respect it.
So he agreed to accompany me.
More so so I didn't have to go on my own.
With the sweaty nerves.
And I wouldn't have gone on my own.
So we didn't know this Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday,
you can book.
We didn't know what to book, so we booked the Friday.
Or I booked the Friday.
He was, he didn't care.
We booked podcast day.
We didn't care.
Yes we did.
What did we do that for?
Probably wasn't doing podcast then.
Don't think we was.
So we booked the Friday, just thinking,
well we'll get there.
Cause I've heard from a Star Wars podcast
that Star Wars celebrations get very smelly.
People don't, their hygiene's not up to scratch.
Yeah.
So I thought, well, if we go the first day,
we can avoid the stench.
So that's what we did.
Lately they've started drip feeding the guests
that are going.
The one person that I would like to see,
Hayden Christensen, Anakin Skywalker,
is going on the Saturday,
the day that we are not going.
Which is shockingly shit.
Regardless of that, I was willing,
as was the Leng, to-
And Mr. Royce.
Yep, to go on the Saturday as well, just for this.
Yep.
Obviously I want a photograph with him.
No, no, sorry to interrupt.
We weren't going because they were going there.
Well no, but the more tickets become available.
The tickets become available.
And they're still available now.
And we fucking bottled it.
It was on the phone to me.
I went, abort, abort the mission.
Abort mission.
But either way, when it become apparent
that Anakin was going on Saturday,
that completely changed me.
And I was like, right, I am going.
Until I realized that the photo opportunity,
as they so aptly name it,
is 209 pound 99.
That's fucking mental, innit?
To get one photo.
To get a photo with the cunt.
If you would like to top that photo experience up
with a signature on an item or magazine of your choice
that you would have to take with you
or purchase at the establishment.
There'll be a further 209 pound 99, please.
Taking the grand total up to 419 pound 98
for one photo and one signature.
Yeah.
Did you, was you aware that-
Hold on.
That's the grand total.
Until-
Go on.
The admin fee gets involved.
Oh, no.
I didn't know this.
What the-
Oh, there's an admin fee of 29 pound 40 pence.
What?
Not perfect, surely.
No, it just takes you up to 449 pounds 38
for one photo and one signature.
450 quid.
Let's round it up because what are those pennies?
I mean, at that point, yeah, what is pennies?
Steph said that you could,
because she read that you could actually send
an item to them and they will do it for you.
I don't fucking trust that whatsoever.
You can do that.
Guess how much that is.
Go on.
Exactly the same fucking price as if you was there anyway.
So, no.
Yes, you can.
Now the thing-
The whole point of it, the whole experience
is to see them do it because this is a treasure for me.
This is not a treasure to sell.
Maybe one day I'd fall on times where I'd need to sell it,
but this is a treasure for me
so I could look back and be like,
wow, I met one of my heroes, Darth Vader.
Wow, what an experience.
Great.
For 500 pounds, essentially, that is for a-
Yeah, because once you're throwing the travel costs
and everything to get there,
once you fucking throw in the ticket price itself-
Hold on, the ticket as well,
85 quid where the ticket was.
So you're looking at possibly-
65 before fees, obviously.
Yeah, sitting under fucking 600 quid.
Yeah, and that is unacceptable
and they've been called out for it
and many people have kicked up a huge stink
because obviously this being my first experience
of something like this,
I just thought that's disgusting,
but that might be the norm.
Apparently it's not the norm.
A lot cheaper everywhere else at all times.
And also if I bumped into Aidan Christensen in the street,
granted, unlikely,
I could get a photo and a signature for free.
I'm sure he'd be like, can I get a selfie?
Yeah, of course you can.
Can you sign this napkin?
Yeah, that'd be 450 quid, please.
Yeah, it wouldn't happen, would it?
No, it's free.
It's extortion, I don't understand.
And now this is what you have to think.
So I went straight onto eBay,
because you know me, the money flashed up in my eyes
and I went straight to the Anakin Funko Pops.
And obviously there are ones there signed
that do sell for north of 800 quid, a grand.
So you could theoretically get him to sign a Funko
and then sell it,
because that's what I was gonna do with,
what's his face?
Gasey, oh, Gasey.
What's his fucking name?
Yeah, Esposito Santo.
But I ain't fucking paying them prices to do it.
This is sold, right?
Anakin Skywalker signed by Hayden Christensen.
26th of December Funko Pop, Anakin, 180 pounds sold for.
21st of December sold for 284 pounds.
15th of November, 569 pounds.
And they're the only signed ones that are on there
for, I don't know, you can just keep scrolling.
They're the only ones that come up.
Someone got a signed Funko for 180 quid?
Yeah, them, three of them there.
Absolute bargain.
So that's facts.
There's no denying that they're sold for them amounts.
You, don't get me wrong, if I just went for the signature,
you'll make your money back if you sold it.
I don't wanna sell it for starters,
but you'd make your money back if you sold it.
But if you did buy it to sell it,
this market's gonna get massively diluted very quickly,
because there's all of a sudden gonna be a lot of Funko Pops
signed by Anakin Skywalker.
That's what happened when Stranger Things Season Four
come out.
So, and listen, it's not even about that.
I don't care about the-
It's too much money.
It's massively too much money.
It's not about-
It takes the piss.
It's not about buying to sell for me,
or I just wanted it.
But at this point, for me to get that,
I'd have to, we'd have to go a whole nother day,
travel again.
Yeah, once you've, I think that's why,
when I was on the phone to you,
I shouted abort, abort, because Steph said to me,
she was like, all of that,
you'll have to travel up to London again.
So you're gonna go there on the Friday,
have a long day, come back,
and then you're gonna have to turn around,
go back on the Saturday for something
that you've already attended.
So it's not all gonna be completely different.
It'll be very much the same,
just with a few different people there.
There will be a lot of difference,
because they will, they like announce things
throughout the day.
They'll be different like, so, you know,
you don't know what's gonna happen.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ewan McGregor might be there.
They might be announcing Obi-Wan Kenobi Series Two.
It might come out.
You know, there's all sorts of things like that.
So that's not the problem.
But what you said there is right.
You, it's a long day.
It's a lot of excitement.
You come home, you're gonna be exhausted.
And then the next morning,
you're gonna get up and do the whole thing again.
It's a lot.
So it's 85 quid for the ticket with all its fees,
plus then 200-
We paid all that, haven't we?
Yeah. We have paid up.
We paid, then I'd have to pay an extra 200 odd pound
to get this signature.
Then probably queue for most of the duration of the day.
It's either gonna be a short queue or a very long queue.
Exactly.
And my mate made a good point, Ryan.
He said, you know, although it's a lot of money and it is,
just get the signature, which is right.
But then I just feel like I want the photo as well.
I wanna look back and be like,
oh, look at young me there with Darth Vader.
It's just nice.
But if I had to pick one,
I'd go for the signature because I don't know.
I just love it.
I think I would, yeah,
I would like to have both of them as well
because I think more so for yourself and the fact that
if you have a signature from him,
you sort of wanna back it up there.
It was you that got the signature as well.
But if I'm not being funny,
say hypothetically you paid and got the signature.
I mean, I'm more than happy to make it awkward
for everyone else.
For you to stand there while he's fucking signing it,
I will jump out that queue and whip my phone up and go,
click, there's a picture, smile,
and then have security kick me out,
which they ain't gonna do.
Just do it at the very last minute
before we go in anyway.
But you know what I mean?
There's gonna be people in that fucking queue
that'll just go, taking a picture.
There just will be
because how are they gonna stop all of that?
You can't stop people from having their phones out
and taking a picture, standing in a queue.
Yeah, just quickly turn around there.
Especially if you've got the same,
like the Galaxy S22,
I'll be able to fucking take a picture
of the paws on the man's face.
You know what I mean?
It's just fucking, I don't understand why so much money,
how much money is this geezer being paid to be there?
Yeah, and it's just upsetting
because like I say, I just think greed comes around
and you can't meet your heroes anymore
just because you get priced out.
And there'll be a lot of people
that can't afford to do it.
There's people flying over from all over the world to this
and they'll be just throwing money at you.
A lot of people saying that they've already paid
and they can't wait.
And I'm just like,
I'm just not in a position to do that, unfortunately.
But then the sad thing is
it might be a once in a lifetime thing
because normally these things are in America, California,
Florida, all those sort of places,
which is not visible for me to ever go just for that.
So, and even when they are in England,
the chance of Hayden Christensen coming,
people were shocked that he was there.
So, yeah, it might be a once in a lifetime thing,
but unfortunately-
It's just a lot of money, man.
I'm just gonna have to miss out.
I've got too much going on this year,
a little holiday for the kids,
my boy's birthday next week,
and there's so much going on.
Look what you've done,
Star Wars convention at the Excel in London.
You've broken this poor man, this poor wannabe geezer.
You've done him over and it's not fair for pure greed.
I can't, I cannot understand
how you can happily charge 209 pounds for-
99.
Before fees.
Before fees for this famous person.
Yes, they're extremely famous in that world.
But it's not even-
To do a quick scribble, man.
It's not even Star Wars Celebration that charges that.
It's the company that, see, it's confusing,
but it's not actually Star Wars Celebration
that is deciding the prices.
It's a separate company that you have to go through.
Yeah, it's just absolute bollocks.
As if you ain't making enough money already.
Like, fuck me, I'd love to see the profit margin on that.
I'd probably pay 100 pounds, I'd probably be my max.
I think that's more than enough
for one scribble on an item that is not even-
But you know it's taking the piss as well,
because if you could charge,
if his signature was genuinely worth that much,
you'd have him fucking signing shit every day of the week.
Sign all of that, sign this lad,
because this is worth a fortune.
But you don't, because like you said, it dilute the market.
So it's just pure greed to charge that much.
And I understand that for the person standing there
doing the signatures, taking the photos, it's a lot.
It's a hell of a lot for them.
People think, oh, he's got to do his sign.
Will you try signing thousands of things
in a certain amount of time?
Because he'll be being pushed as well to get-
Don't fuck around too much.
People will be like, oh, may the force be with you.
And he'll be like, yeah, I know that for.
It's going to get boring for him, but this is-
Let me hold your fucking-
He's making a lot of money.
And just, I don't know, it's just sad really.
But anyway, that's probably not happening.
But Jedi Survivor, delayed for six weeks.
I'm okay with that.
It's not a problem.
It's a little bit sad,
because I was well looking forward to it.
It was coming around soon.
It was coming around in March, actually.
For the last three years,
the Jedi team here at Respawn has poured
its collective heart and soul into Star Wars Jedi Survivor.
And we are proud to say the next chapter in the tale of-
Cal Kestis.
Cal Kestis is content complete.
We are now focused entirely on the final stage,
bug fixes to enhance performance, stability, polish,
and most importantly, the player experience.
Jedi Survivor is a direct response to the feedback
from our community,
delivering expansive destinations to explore,
evolve combat and traversal,
and of course, the continuation of Cal and BD's story.
Making this game has truly made us a better team,
and we have pushed ourselves at every level
to make this Star Wars sequel our fans expect
from Respawn and LucasFilms games.
And then yeah, in order for the team to hit the target,
quality bar, they've had to delay it.
Which I like that though.
Yeah, I'm happy with that.
It's fine.
Because you think it was only a couple of years ago
when we had that horrendous year
where we were just bombarded with absolute shit
because again, because of fucking greed,
game developers and whoever's in charge
of putting them deadlines out
didn't want to miss out on any money.
So fucking let's send out the games
and let's just put a fucking day one patch out instead.
Let's pressure these people.
So I like that they're as annoying as it is.
Well, the walk-off did the same thing with Dragonfly.
They delayed that.
I think for the benefit of the gamer,
you can suffer the six weeks.
Oh, of course.
I'm more excited for it.
And the fact they flat out say it's for bug fixes
and polish and things like that.
They're making the game.
They're bringing out a complete game.
These are the little touch-ups that you do.
And it's just before my birthday.
So.
So it's fantastic.
It is very, pardon me, fantastic.
And I cannot wait to continue Cal Kestis's journey
across the galaxy.
It's gonna be great.
It is, but it gives me more time to maybe jump on
Hogwarts Legacy and finish the game
that I'm currently playing.
It does indeed.
Which I'll talk about on the Patreon exclusive.
What do you mean currently playing?
Well, the game that I'm currently playing.
Obviously I'm playing something.
Oh shit, sorry.
I didn't hear that sentence properly.
I wasn't paying a massive attention.
There's a hidden game.
And if you want to hear that hidden game,
you have to sign up to our Patreon.
Paywall, paywall, paywall, paywall, paywall.
Our Jedi Club, which is five pounds,
five great British pounds a month.
And you get two hours, a minimum,
every month of exclusive content.
I think the first episode I did with Stefan,
we did like an hour and a half.
Yeah, nutty.
We just went mental,
but we sort of calmed it down a bit.
You know what I mean?
We can't give everyone everything all the time.
We've got lives to lead.
So you can hear that on the old Patreon.
Please, please give us the money.
Now.
Give us the money.
Now.
Steph's downloading Day has gone on the Steam Deck
as we speak.
Sick game, you know, played that.
I can't wait to play that.
Obviously you get it with the PS5.
It's one of those collectors collection things.
They're taking it away by the way.
Yeah, it's already in the library though,
so they can't take it away.
Yeah, so anything that's on that list,
if you add it to the library,
and you get to keep it as long as you've got
PlayStation Plus back at it.
Yeah, I played it a bit on the PlayStation.
We spoke about it on the pod
because you could fucking kick
the little zombie people's heads in.
Yeah, platinum dip, bruv.
So no, I played about half an hour of it.
And then, cause my mind was so overwhelmed
with having a PS5, I just couldn't concentrate.
I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, I was like, I wanna play everything right now.
You literally, you switched on the PS5.
What does that look like?
And it's like, oh look, here's a PS5 collection for you.
And then this whole catalog of really sick games.
You're like, they're all free, download, download.
So I didn't give it that much time.
But like I say, it's great on the Steam Deck.
It's verified on the Steam Deck.
So I'm gonna be playing it on that motherfucker.
Very underrated game.
Lot of love for that.
Yeah, Mark really liked it as well.
But he did say he was like,
it might be a bit difficult to actually play
on the Steam Deck.
Cause he was like, when you're running away
from a hoard of zombies, he's like, you want a big screen.
But thankfully, thanks to the Steam Deck,
like the Nintendo Switch, you can also dock it.
So there we go.
I mean, you have to buy the dock separately,
but you can dock it.
So I can fix that issue if I really need to.
Or you could just play on PlayStation.
Yeah, or I can do that.
Very good game.
I hope you enjoyed it.
But once again, I know it's gonna be a game
you put in three hours and go, yeah, sick.
And then never play it again.
Cause I know we like.
Well, this is a different story though,
because unlike it having to sit in front of the screen,
I can lay in bed with Steph while she's on the Switch
and also play that next to her.
Have you seen that massive axe in London?
Yeah.
That's mental.
Yeah, it doesn't hold a fucking,
it looks like a shit axe compared to mine though.
Still.
But it is crazy.
Crazy.
Why have they done that for?
I have no idea.
I love it.
Did you see that they were posting up like cosplay guides?
Yeah, I keep seeing stuff.
To be like Kratos and stuff like that.
That's quite cool.
Yeah.
I don't know why that's in there, but yeah.
Jason Derulo.
Should we leave it there?
I reckon.
I reckon we'll fuck off there.
So this has been episode number 33.
Ash has made appearance once for his own podcast.
So everyone congratulate him for doing that.
Thank you.
Round of applause.
Thank you.
We'll be back next week with Steph.
Probably.
Where we have some more gaming news.
Where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where,
hold on, hold your, hold your fucking horses.
So the next episode will be the 10th,
which will be release date of Hogwarts Legacy.
So if I have actually pulled the trigger and pre-ordered it,
there'll be a whole minimum of two days gameplay worth
of Hogwarts Legacy that I can sit there and talk about.
One of us needs to pre-order it at least.
Yeah.
We'll have to do it.
All right, sweet.
We'll rock, paper, scissors.
All right, we're going to fuck it off there.
We're going to leave you.
We're going to go and do the exclusive episode.
So if you want to listen to that,
give us your fucking money and then have a nice little ear,
ear listen.
Yeah.
See you later.
Uro.
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