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It's your intro, you dickhead.

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How am I supposed to know?

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Bing bong, we're on.

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I bet that's roll out.

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He's back, ladies and gentlemen.

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He's back.

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He's back with us.

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I'm back.

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I'm back.

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Sorry.

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How long has that been?

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It's been a while.

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I'm sorry about that.

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Sorry, guys.

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Everyone was starting to think that it just slowly phased you out and it was just me and

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Steph.

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I think I sold my shares.

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Yeah, well, he's back and he's back for good.

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Well.

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Oh, fuck off.

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I swear to God.

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No.

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What?

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When?

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Maybe next Friday.

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Right.

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But it probably won't be the problem because I'll be on what I'm doing next week.

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So I don't know what time I'll be finishing is my point.

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What I didn't understand after a while, Steph was like, does he work?

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Because you didn't work on Saturdays or Sundays, did you?

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No.

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So why couldn't you do the Friday?

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I could, but I'm just knackered.

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By the time I woke up.

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Steph was like, there was no actual physical reason as to, well, it was all physical.

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That was the problem.

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But there was no actual reason as to why you couldn't, you just could not be bothered.

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No, you just said, oh, one time if you don't want to do it and you're tired and that will

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be there.

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One time and then missed like every milestone of the podcasts since.

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I am the cornerstone of this.

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I'm a lynchpin.

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So it's all right.

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I'm always there supporting in the background.

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I'm always about, I'm always there.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, this is true.

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If you can hear the sweet birds tweeting in the background, it's because it's warmer in

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here with the doors open than it is with them shut for some reason.

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Yeah.

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So we've opened up the patio doors, the French doors have been busted wide open.

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So we apologize if there's any other external sounds, but for our own comfort, it is just

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I don't think they'll hear.

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I don't think the mics will pick up anyway.

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It's going to be nice in the summer.

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It's going to be great in the summer.

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I'm still here.

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No, I don't think they'll hear.

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What have we got going on?

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Well hold on.

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Straight back to normal.

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Just silence, no planning.

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What's the hold on?

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I just want to say thanks to Steph again for filling in and doing such a stupendous job

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as usual.

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She's been loving it, man.

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She's been loving it.

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And to be fair, I've been loving it.

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Yeah, no, it's good.

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I've been loving it.

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This is the setup, yeah, because we don't do it over here.

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We do it in the bedroom instead.

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I saw the gram post.

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Oh man, it's so comfy because it got my nice, I mean, it's comfy here, but it's just sweet

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to be able to just set it up upstairs.

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But I did say to Steph, I was like, as nice as it is, it'd be a bit awkward if I just

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bring Ash up here.

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We set up just next to the bed.

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Slumber party.

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Just do that.

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But it was nice.

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I think the timings were different though, because I think it was a lot more free to

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I mean, I think there was one day where we pushed the Patreon exclusive to the next day

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because I just, I couldn't be bothered to do it.

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I couldn't be asked.

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Well, I put out a message explaining it.

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The only thing you, you, you need to, your spoiler announcements are awful.

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What do you mean?

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You've spoiled a game for me already.

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Which one?

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So me and Jem started playing inspired by you and Steph.

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We started playing, oh, fucking, I don't know.

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Are you playing games together?

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This is fantastic.

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We was playing the fucking American horror, choose your own adventure shit.

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What is it?

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What's it called?

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Them games that you used to play.

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Oh, what?

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The dark anthology pictures?

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I don't know what it is.

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I don't know.

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There's all different ones.

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Or was you playing, well, you weren't playing the quarry because you said that Jem loves

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No, the one before that was saying.

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Devil in Me?

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No.

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Little Hope?

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Until Dawn.

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Until Dawn.

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Yeah, we was playing.

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That's what we were playing.

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It's good, isn't it?

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And then you started talking about fucking some other one.

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I can't remember what game it is.

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But we was going to go along this journey of playing these games.

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And then you was like, yeah, but your spoilers ain't like, oh yeah.

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You know, little way in.

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You just jumped straight to the end.

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You was like, yeah, because at the end when he turned it into a werewolf and lopped all

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their heads off, I was like, oh, brilliant.

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I won't play that one then.

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Oh yeah.

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And that for everyone that wants to know that was the quarry.

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So we're not going to do that.

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Well, Jem doesn't know that.

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No, you're talking shit anyway, because when I spoke about the quarry, I spoke about it

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with you on this pod in this room and I got annoyed because I started talking about it

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and you switched off.

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That probably.

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So I was talking to no one.

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And then after the pod, I said, why did you switch off on that one?

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And you said, oh, because it's one of Jem's favorite games.

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So I already knew about it and I've already watched an entire play for you.

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I got mixed up with the one I just said until Dawn.

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So you could have added to that podcast then possibly.

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You sat there in silence.

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But even so, I'm not the only one that hasn't played the quarry.

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And there's also you've done a lot.

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I had to tell multiple people last week not to listen.

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Because of the last of us last of us series.

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Because you was just like, oh yeah, because obviously we know what happens to X and X.

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And I was just like, no, nobody does.

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Unless there's because there's people I know that listen to a pod and watch the series

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and have no idea.

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Like fans, like fans, if you ain't watching the last of us straight off the bat, the more

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savvy with the spoilers sounds like someone else's issue to me.

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Yeah, it is.

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And it was my issue.

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I was like, damn, I've been spoiled.

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Now I know where I spoiled the last of us.

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Oh, yeah.

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No, you spoiled the quarry for me because I really wanted.

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Yeah, but yeah, but that is kind of your fault because you told me it's it twisted on me.

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Because you told me that the pair of you have done the quarry.

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It's not just about me.

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I don't fucking care about everyone else.

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Well, I do.

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I care about you.

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All right.

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Thank you, Patreons.

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Thanks for your sweet money.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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I can buy more figures and look.

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I will hold more of a spoiler aspect.

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We literally got to do is I.

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Oh, yeah.

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Spoilers.

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If you haven't played X game insert here, we're going to talk about that for a minute

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or save it to the end and go, right, we're going to talk about this for the end to the

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pod now.

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So if you don't like it, fuck off.

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Simples.

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You just go, oh, yeah, we won't spoil anything.

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But can you believe that X, Y and Z happened?

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I'm just like, I can't help that the conversation between me and Steph is so so flowing.

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It's so streamlined and smooth that you forget you're talking on a podcast.

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Just got verbal diarrhea.

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I love I love the little domestic that used to that was everyone love that.

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Everyone was all over that.

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Connor come up to me today and he was like, are you going to start poking Steph about

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how much better the steam deck is to the switch?

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And I was like, no, I'm going to get a brave man.

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You'd be a brave man.

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They're both good in their own right.

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But yeah, that's but once again, thanks, Steph.

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Fantastic job.

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Maybe if we can get a third thing and just become a permanent fixture.

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She really she really enjoyed it.

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Yeah, it was it was it was good fun, man.

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I mean, no doubt she'll be back next Friday.

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Yeah, probably.

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When you're not fucking here.

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Probably.

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Yeah, no, it's a good crack.

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But yeah, right.

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So we're here for a reason and one reason only.

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Yeah, money.

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Yeah, thanks.

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Thanks for your five is your first in type motherfuckers.

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Thanks for the patrons.

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I've got to say thank you.

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Haven't you?

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We have got to say thank you.

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Thank you so much.

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Thanks.

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We do appreciate it.

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Patreon.com forward slash.

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What's the buttons?

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Hogwarts legacy.

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Yeah.

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It's a big one.

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It's an interesting one for me.

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Game of the year type shit is what Hogwarts legacy is.

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Possibly.

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But I think I might have misconstrued another thing that you're talking about.

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I'm going to turn you down slightly because you're hurting my ears.

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Yeah, I can't help that.

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I've got it far away.

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There we go.

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I might have misconstrued what you said.

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What me and Steph?

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Yeah, you were talking about it.

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And I believe you were saying about you might mention me saying I want to watch the films

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before I play the game because I don't want to miss anything and you basically dismissed

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that that would have any impact.

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I said you're talking shit.

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Yeah, and I just still wholeheartedly disagree.

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Because I think you're an idiot.

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Because no, because yes, it's set in a different timeline.

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Yes, it's not Harry Potter.

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But there is going to be things in there that are going to call back to the films where

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you're going to be like, oh yeah, nice.

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But without me watching the films, I'm not going to get any of them.

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Oh yeah, cool moments.

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But it works both ways, doesn't it?

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So if you watch the movies and then you play the game and there's little bits in the game

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where there are a nod to the movies, you'll go, oh, fuck, yeah, that was in the movie.

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I see that on blah, blah, blah, blah.

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It works the other way around.

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You play the games and then you watch the movies and you'll go, oh, fuck, I see that

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in the game.

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I played that.

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I did that bit.

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But I don't think it's going to have the same effect.

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I think the other way around is going to be more impactful.

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You know what the easy solution to this one is?

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Just watch films.

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Just watch the fucking films.

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I'm trying, but I don't know where to watch them.

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What do you mean you're trying?

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What do you mean?

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Just buy them.

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Buy them.

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I haven't got any money left.

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There's a Patreon right there with dough in it.

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I'm not using that money that I'm saving up for a Lambo.

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We're almost there.

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Keep it coming, Mark.

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Keep it coming.

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We got 60 quid.

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Yeah, because you can't fucking, it's not on Netflix.

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It's not on Amazon Prime.

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It is on Amazon, but you have to rent it.

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You've got to rent the fucker.

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Which I am, you know, I will do that, but it's very difficult to get me and Jim in the

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same room, her not busy, me not busy, and to want to watch Harry Potter.

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I'm not sure if that's even a jam, but...

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What, Harry Potter?

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No.

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I know...

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Harry Potter.

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It's very niche, but a lot of very niche people like it.

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Oh shit, yeah.

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Even the...

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Oh, fuck, you know.

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Oh, well, Harry Potter, the complete eight film collection.

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Yeah, DVD, 20 quid.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I saw that.

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For all of it.

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I want Blu-ray.

295
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I'm not watching that crappy shit.

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Oh, fuck me.

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Surely you've got them.

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You've got everything.

299
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Yeah, yeah, we've got them.

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Well, let's have a rent then.

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Let's have a borough.

302
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What's the problem?

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They're not mine.

304
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You'd have to talk to Steph.

305
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That's all right, Steph.

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Hold on.

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I hit a man up.

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I ain't got long.

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Bear in mind, Steph, he's got two little ones at home.

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You know what I mean?

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Don't forget, I ain't got long because I might have pre-ordered the deluxe edition.

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I haven't.

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I haven't, but I'll tell you the...

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Oh, God.

315
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I haven't pre-ordered it yet because I keep buying Pokemon cards.

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I'll tell you my trainer thought, I got an email yesterday from PlayStation and I've

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never received an email like this before and it was lucky I caught it because it went in

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my junk email or whatever.

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It was like, use this code at checkout for 10% off.

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Oh, let's have a look.

321
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See, I'll get one.

322
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I was like, well, that's bloody delicious.

323
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Yeah, something like that.

324
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That has forced my hand to buy the deluxe edition because that's essentially getting

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the deluxe edition for the price of the standard edition.

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So I went on there, added it to my basket, added the code.

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I was like, this code don't work.

328
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I was like, no bed, you just emailed it to me.

329
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How has it gone?

330
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So I've done some research.

331
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You can't use that code on pre-order games because they go for a different system.

332
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Yeah.

333
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Blah, dee, blah, dee, blah.

334
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Because the games are out.

335
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So yeah, I couldn't use it.

336
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I've got till the end of February to use it.

337
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So I might use it on something else, but yeah.

338
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Can you use it on DLC?

339
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Yeah, you can.

340
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I'm a good friend.

341
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So you can have the code if you plan on buying something.

342
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No, I don't plan on buying anything, but I'm just thinking, but I suppose if you're going

343
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to buy the deluxe edition anyway, you're going to get the DLC with it.

344
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So I suppose there's not really any point to that.

345
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Is there all that stuff that comes with the deluxe edition, the dark arts arena and the

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clothes and all that jazz?

347
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Are you going to be able to buy them?

348
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Separately.

349
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Yeah.

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You can.

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All the stuff that you're going to get with the complete edition, the top edition, all

352
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of that shit.

353
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Maybe some of the cosmetics you might only get with the pre-order, but definitely the

354
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arena and all of that stuff, you will be able to buy separately with the DLCs.

355
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,040
There's a couple of mounts as well, isn't there?

356
00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,040
There's a ground mount and an air mount as well.

357
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,000
Yeah, there's all different shit.

358
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,960
And then obviously on the PS5, you've got that exclusive quest line as well.

359
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Sorry, fuckers.

360
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I keep watching videos on it, man.

361
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And I'm like, yeah, fucking, I'm going for it.

362
00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:29,200
And then I add it to my basket and I'm like, ah, I don't like Harry Potter.

363
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And then I just turn the PlayStation off again.

364
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,680
No, I think you're going to like it.

365
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No, I think I will because it's like, that's my sort of game.

366
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It's open world.

367
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It's RPG.

368
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It's customization.

369
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You can be an evil wizard.

370
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Say no more.

371
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Say no more.

372
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Tell me that there's a spell in there that literally tortures someone to death.

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I'm having it.

374
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Let me bang on that.

375
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I want that now.

376
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,120
Please.

377
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,000
Anakin Skywalker in Hogwarts.

378
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Pretty much.

379
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Yeah, just going, eat evil.

380
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That's what it'd be called.

381
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Killing everyone.

382
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It's going to be sick.

383
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I'm excited for it.

384
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It does.

385
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000
I watched the thing.

386
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:07,160
Did you see the Reddit post that got removed?

387
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About?

388
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Hogwarts Legacy.

389
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No.

390
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,160
There's a Reddit post.

391
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There's a video of all the things that he said.

392
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He basically just did a question and answer thing.

393
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,160
There was nothing bad in there.

394
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He wasn't spoiling anything.

395
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He was very good with it.

396
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He was answering questions in a way not to spoil anything.

397
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He's played it for thousands of hours already.

398
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He was verified by Reddit so he's not fake.

399
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:36,160
But all the little things people are asking, things like, can you dive underwater?

400
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Because you can swim.

401
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Yes, you can dive underwater.

402
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:43,800
He's got other side quests, fetch quests where they're proper and he's like, no.

403
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:48,520
They're akin to The Witcher where some of the side quests are much better than the main

404
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,520
story.

405
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Some of them are very short, some of them are very long.

406
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:56,760
My personal favourite, and there was a lot of questions, was can you put your hood up?

407
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He was like, yeah, you can toggle hood on and off.

408
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I was like, yes.

409
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,080
Hood up, going round.

410
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Killing NPCs.

411
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,840
Yeah, force choking people out, slamming them on the floor.

412
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,280
Yeah, sounds sweet.

413
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:12,920
It does look very good, but I just don't like magic ones and wizard hats and Gandalf.

414
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:17,960
So you can, because obviously you won't have done it, but I have to hold it to you that

415
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,320
you can do all of the sorting hat and shit like that.

416
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,440
You get to make your own character and decide what house you're in and all that type of

417
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shit.

418
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:32,440
And obviously when you play the game, you make your character first.

419
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,440
So you can make your character look how you want.

420
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,640
There's so many customisable options on the game.

421
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:43,440
So if you don't want to go down the old wizardy fucking Hagrid, you don't have to.

422
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,080
You can just look like a bog standard.

423
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,680
You can just make yourself look like you.

424
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Standard West Ham geezer with a fucking wand rather than a pace.

425
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000
You got a wand.

426
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,760
Can we just clear that up now?

427
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,320
Not that Jem's going to listen to this.

428
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:57,320
She's offending me.

429
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,320
She said I ain't a geezer.

430
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,200
I was like, Jem, I'm the definition of a geezer.

431
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,200
She says, no, you're not.

432
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,200
You're a nerd.

433
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,200
Yeah.

434
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,200
You are a geezer.

435
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,200
Now, this is what it is.

436
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,200
No, no, no, no.

437
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,200
Don't get upset about this.

438
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,200
Don't get upset.

439
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,800
I know this is hurt, but you look like a geezer, right?

440
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:13,800
You got the tattoos.

441
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,800
Yeah.

442
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,800
You got the haircut.

443
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,800
You got the beard, right?

444
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,280
You've got the football team.

445
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:21,720
You got the Peaky Blinders out all that bullshit, right?

446
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:26,000
You sound like a geezer, but number one, you're too nice.

447
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Number two, you're a massive nerd.

448
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And you're not walking around just beating the shit out of people for the fun of it.

449
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You're not a geezer, are you?

450
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:41,440
You ain't sitting down in the pub getting pissed hiding from the Mrs. You're sitting

451
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at home on Lego.

452
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,040
That's exactly what she said a geezer is.

453
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:51,120
You're sitting at home on Lego Star Wars asking Jemma how long it's going to take for the

454
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dinosaur nuggets to be done.

455
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And that's the best way.

456
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Fuck being a geezer.

457
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,280
It's too much aggro.

458
00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,280
I'm a nerdy geezer.

459
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:03,600
Mark sent me a picture of these absolute fucking weapons in this local pub.

460
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,760
I got a thing at the moment.

461
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,240
You see them long coats, them ones that go down by your ankles?

462
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,240
I hate them.

463
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,240
I got one, man.

464
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I can't fucking stand them.

465
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,240
It's a Max Brannan coat, I call it.

466
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,240
I can't do them.

467
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,240
They do my fucking editing.

468
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,240
And Mark's playing on it.

469
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,240
It's just doing my nutting.

470
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,480
But he sent me a picture from his pub.

471
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,160
Look at these absolute fucking weapons.

472
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,160
Oh, them ones?

473
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,160
Yeah, no, I'm not.

474
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,160
Fucking idiots.

475
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,160
I'm not a fan of them.

476
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,160
Who are they?

477
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,160
They're just geezers in his pub.

478
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,160
Are you looking at the book, Gazer in the Middle?

479
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,480
Yeah, what's that all about?

480
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,240
He's an animal, isn't he?

481
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,920
It looks like he'd rip your face off and then spit it back at you.

482
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,720
Yeah, he's an interesting cat.

483
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,720
Yeah.

484
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,560
They're geezers by the looks of it.

485
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:43,040
You ain't a geezer, you're a nerd, bro.

486
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,040
You're a nerd.

487
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,040
I've got Pokemon.

488
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:51,080
I've got graded Pokemon cards because you're the one that sent me to TikTok shop to buy

489
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,080
them.

490
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,080
I'm a geezer with a Stormtrooper watch.

491
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,080
That's what I'm saying, man.

492
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,080
I bought him a Stormtrooper watch.

493
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,080
It's sick.

494
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,080
In like an antique gaff world.

495
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,080
It's so sick.

496
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:05,160
It looks like a wristband from a festival until you press it and the digital display

497
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,520
appears out of nowhere.

498
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,080
It's almost like magic.

499
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,360
Oh, welcome back.

500
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:13,080
I'm back, baby.

501
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,080
He's fighting.

502
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:18,320
Such a weafy fart as well.

503
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,920
That watch was so out of place when I walked.

504
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:21,920
You've been in the Battle Spirits before.

505
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:22,920
Was it in there?

506
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:23,920
Yeah, yeah.

507
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:27,360
I was on the bottom floor in the cabinet, I walked in, I love that you just farted on

508
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,360
that and now you're putting your mouth in your mouth.

509
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,360
It's my scent.

510
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,720
Everyone loves their own fragrance.

511
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:40,180
I walked in and it was in amongst the cabinet with like fucking ivory serving spoons and

512
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,320
fucking just shit that did not look normal.

513
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,960
It was just sat there and I was like, I'll have that please.

514
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,400
I had to get them to come open the cabinet and everything.

515
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,960
They looked at me like I was an idiot because I was like, I want a Star Wars watch please.

516
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,640
I love that.

517
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:57,640
Anyway, Hogwarts Legacy, yeah, I'm in an iron but the closer I get to the time, I want it

518
00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:58,640
early.

519
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,400
I want to play it.

520
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:04,960
I want to get it but I just don't know.

521
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,040
I don't want to spend the 70 quid at the moment.

522
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,960
I've got it but I don't want to spend it.

523
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:10,960
It's weird.

524
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:15,000
I mean, you're going to buy it.

525
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000
You're going to.

526
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
You might as well.

527
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:22,160
You're getting a tenner's worth of gear and you get it three days early.

528
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,880
The three days early stuff is enough on his own.

529
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,200
You ain't getting a tenner's worth of gear.

530
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,200
Yeah, you are.

531
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,200
You're getting mounts.

532
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,200
You're getting a Dark Arts arena.

533
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,200
You're getting all sorts of shit.

534
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,200
I'll buy it now.

535
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,200
No, don't do it.

536
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,200
No, don't be rash.

537
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,200
Take your time.

538
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,200
Think about it.

539
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,200
You just said you're going to do it.

540
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,200
Yeah, I know.

541
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,200
You just said you're going to do it.

542
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,200
I don't like.

543
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,200
I don't.

544
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,200
Yeah, I might.

545
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,200
I'll do it for you.

546
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,200
No, no, no.

547
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,200
I'll cut a look.

548
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,200
You buy it through the PlayStation store, don't you?

549
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,200
Yeah.

550
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,200
Yeah.

551
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,200
Well, let's have a look.

552
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:54,280
Because the thing is, I'm not just buying it for myself and buying it for Steph as well.

553
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,200
Yeah, see, I would be buying it for myself and I don't like Harry Potter.

554
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,200
So.

555
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,200
Well, we've got a deluxe edition, 75 bones.

556
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,440
But the normal version is 65, so it's only a tenner.

557
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,440
No, the normal version.

558
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:08,200
Oh yeah, no, yeah, PS5, obviously, they beef it up a bit.

559
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,920
Hogwarts Legacy Exclusive Quest.

560
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,680
I mean, you get the exclusive quest anyway.

561
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:17,800
Dark Arts pack, Dark Arts garrison hat, 72 hours early access.

562
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,720
That's a good early access as well, man.

563
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,720
The only thing I know is Dobby is a free elf.

564
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:28,000
Dobby is a fucking free elf and Dobby, if he crosses my path, he's getting his egg caved

565
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
in.

566
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,160
You can't hurt NPCs apparently.

567
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,160
Well you can hurt someone.

568
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,200
Yeah, you can hurt some of them.

569
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,200
You want to just be yeeting them.

570
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,720
I just want to be able to just yeet people into the sea and stuff.

571
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:44,840
The thing is, I've watched quite a few hours worth of Hogwarts gameplay and I feel like

572
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,960
I haven't even touched the surface of it.

573
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,200
I just don't feel like I've...

574
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:54,120
In terms of combat as well, I really haven't seen a lot, so it sounds fucking sick.

575
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,120
Let's buy it.

576
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:59,800
Some people are saying that the combat was their worried point and it's turned out to

577
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,800
be their best part.

578
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,600
Combat looks fucking sick.

579
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:09,320
I was also in the group of people that thought it looked a bit iffy, a bit worrying.

580
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:13,680
And then yeah, when they polished it up and you've seen more and more gameplay of it,

581
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:18,600
the short few clips that I have seen of actual combat look bang on man.

582
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,160
They look fucking sick.

583
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,120
I saw a piece of...

584
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,040
I'm going to buy it.

585
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,040
Do it.

586
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,040
Do it.

587
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,040
I saw a bit of combat.

588
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:33,240
The geezer was smashing some dudes up near a bridge and he used some spell and it blew

589
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,240
the bridge up.

590
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,240
Nice.

591
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,240
Blows the bridge into pieces.

592
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,440
And he was standing there and he was like, what do I do now?

593
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,440
Do you know how many graded cards I could get with this?

594
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,440
Do you know what he did?

595
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,920
He repaired the bridge with a spell.

596
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:45,920
So cool.

597
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:46,920
Them sort of interactions.

598
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,680
So, so cool, man.

599
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,680
You can stealth.

600
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,240
You can go invisible and disintegrate people.

601
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,240
No, I'm going to wait.

602
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,240
What's wrong with you?

603
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,240
I don't know.

604
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,240
I don't know why.

605
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,240
I don't want to pull the trigger.

606
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,960
You're normally Mr. Oh yeah, just do it.

607
00:20:58,960 --> 00:20:59,960
I don't know.

608
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:00,960
I'll tell you what it is.

609
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,960
I'll tell you what it is.

610
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:02,960
It's because, and we will get into it on this pod.

611
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,200
I purchased a Steam Deck.

612
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,120
I've purchased games for it.

613
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:11,200
I bought a fucking SD card for it.

614
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,640
I got a tattoo booked in on the Sunday.

615
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,640
It's hemorrhaging money.

616
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,480
I've then got another tattoo booked on that.

617
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,880
I bought that fucking Hobbit book that cost me an arm and a leg.

618
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,840
I've hemorrhaged money since fucking Christmas.

619
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,840
I haven't recovered.

620
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,840
You bought that book.

621
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,480
That woman said, this is more your, this is more your price.

622
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,840
Yeah, because she pissed me off.

623
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:28,840
How much was it?

624
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,840
150 quid?

625
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,840
800.

626
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:31,840
Huh?

627
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:32,840
It was 800 quid.

628
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:33,840
No, you didn't buy that book.

629
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:34,840
No, you didn't.

630
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:35,840
I did.

631
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:36,840
Oh, you didn't.

632
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,840
She pissed me off.

633
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:45,320
She, she, that bitch pointed me towards the 20 pound charity books.

634
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,800
This is more your budget.

635
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,480
All right, well fuck you then.

636
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,480
Give me the geezer's number.

637
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,480
I got it.

638
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,960
I said, I'll give you 800 quid right now.

639
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,640
And you went, all right.

640
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,640
Thank you.

641
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,640
See you later.

642
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,040
I went back in there and I took that fucking book.

643
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:03,440
She weren't in unknowingly, but I went in dressed in in my work gear as well.

644
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,840
So I looked as rough as anything covered in shit.

645
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,720
And I went, give me that book.

646
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:08,720
Thank you.

647
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,240
And now it's in the safe.

648
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,240
That is mental.

649
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,360
I can't believe, why didn't you tell me you bought that book?

650
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,360
I thought I did.

651
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,680
No, I told you I bought the book.

652
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,800
I sent you a picture of it.

653
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,880
Well if you did, I forgot how much it was.

654
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,880
Oh, well.

655
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:25,480
Because my reaction would have been much more explosive.

656
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,440
It's worth a lot of money.

657
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,560
So I banged it in the safe and it's going to sit there and be forgotten about.

658
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,560
I flicked through it.

659
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,560
It's very, very nice.

660
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,560
The pages are old and dusty.

661
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,560
They're old.

662
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,160
It's from 1966.

663
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,160
Jeez.

664
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,360
So, man, I think if anything, I've overpaid for it.

665
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,040
I know I've overpaid for it.

666
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:50,840
The geezer had it up for 1500 quid, which is way, way too much.

667
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,880
But yeah, he took the 800 quid offer.

668
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,160
I probably could have gone lower, but fuck it.

669
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,760
So I've overpaid probably by a bit.

670
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:03,240
But like I said to Steph, I rationalized it to Steph.

671
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,880
I was like, I love it.

672
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:05,880
It looks sick.

673
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,520
The artwork's fantastic.

674
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,560
I ain't going to sell it for a long time.

675
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:16,600
It's just going to sit in the safe with my fucking mate, a Funko Pop and my other shit

676
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,600
and just be left.

677
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,600
It's an investment.

678
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,600
It's cool, man.

679
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:23,200
But yeah, I bought it and I took great joy in fucking taking it away from Battlesbridge.

680
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,480
That woman can go fuck herself.

681
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,480
That's crazy.

682
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,480
Congratulations on the Bobbit.

683
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,480
Thank you.

684
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,480
Bible book thing.

685
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,480
What was I talking about?

686
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:34,560
Oh yeah, just hemorrhaging money.

687
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:39,640
I mean, compared to that 75 quid, behave yourself now.

688
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,280
And it is my birthday soon, but that's, you know what I mean?

689
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,160
I've got the steam deck and shit.

690
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:48,080
Maybe, maybe, maybe I'll put it this way.

691
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,640
Let me, let me put it into context for you.

692
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,640
You're worried about buying it.

693
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,640
75 quid.

694
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,640
Yeah.

695
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,640
You're going to buy it anyway.

696
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,640
It's going to be 65 quid.

697
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,640
So essentially you're talking yourself out of a tenner.

698
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:02,200
Cause you're going to buy it on release because you and Steph are going to play it.

699
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,400
So you are literally arguing with yourself over a tenner.

700
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,200
I know, I know.

701
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,400
And there's money in the paycheck.

702
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:11,680
You're arguing with yourself over two Pokemon packs.

703
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,680
You know what I mean?

704
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:13,680
That's bullshit.

705
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:14,680
You know what?

706
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:15,680
That's what people are getting me for my birthday.

707
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,680
You know, Pokemon shit.

708
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,680
I can't wait.

709
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,680
I love it.

710
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,920
I'm going to pull some serious shit.

711
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,920
Maybe I'll buy it.

712
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,920
It's a tenner, bro.

713
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,560
I'll speak to Mark tomorrow and see what he's saying.

714
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,840
Cause he's got it on pre-order, innit?

715
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,960
You just, you have to get his approval.

716
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:35,360
I need to speak to someone who's man enough to do it because there's two wetties sitting

717
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,400
in this room that neither of us can do it.

718
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,680
My difference is I don't have a lot of money.

719
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,680
That's my trouble.

720
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,680
Whereas you obviously...

721
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,680
I just don't have kids.

722
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,680
Yeah, you speak bucks deluxe over it.

723
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,680
That's how it is.

724
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,680
Maybe I will.

725
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,680
Maybe I won't.

726
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:48,680
I will.

727
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,680
It's a tenner.

728
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:50,680
You're arguing over a tenner.

729
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,680
Anyway, on to the next...

730
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:52,680
What is the next topic?

731
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:53,680
I can't remember what I wrote.

732
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,680
That fucking thing there.

733
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,680
Woo!

734
00:24:55,680 --> 00:25:01,320
My old Steam Deck.

735
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,560
Mental.

736
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,080
What a cool bit of kit.

737
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,480
So I bought a Steam Deck.

738
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:14,480
Steph scared me a little bit in the last episode explaining how the higher up versions run

739
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,040
a little bit faster.

740
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:24,440
In the real world, now that I've got it, I needn't not worried because it's fucking sick.

741
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,640
I just had a quick little go on it.

742
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:31,920
I can't explain how weird it is.

743
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:32,920
It's very weird.

744
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,920
Are we staring at it?

745
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:36,920
Just the nature.

746
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:37,920
You're enjoying the nature.

747
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:38,920
Yeah, it's just beautiful.

748
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:39,920
It's nice, isn't it?

749
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:40,920
What did you think of it?

750
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:41,920
You like it?

751
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:42,920
I love the trees.

752
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:43,920
I love the grass and the plants.

753
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:44,920
Steam Deck your dick.

754
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:45,920
Oh yeah, it's all right.

755
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:46,920
Yeah, no, it's a bit of kit, isn't it?

756
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:47,920
It's beautiful.

757
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,920
It's perfect buttery smoothness.

758
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:49,920
It's a bit of a mess.

759
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,920
It's a bit of a mess.

760
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,920
It's a bit of a mess.

761
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,920
It's a bit of a mess.

762
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:53,920
It's a bit of a mess.

763
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:59,160
It's all about smoothness and the perfect geographical compass geogriffation of the

764
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,160
fingertips.

765
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,160
Because the weird thing...

766
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,400
I'll get somewhat nerdy with it.

767
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:12,120
It runs on SteamOS, which was what you was fucking around with.

768
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:20,300
Then when you put it into desktop mode, it runs on Linux, which is like an open source

769
00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:22,940
version of like Windows and stuff like that.

770
00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:26,340
It's creator mode type shit, do whatever you want.

771
00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:30,080
But for easier terms, it's just another Windows,

772
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,680
but different.

773
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:36,680
And when you put it in desktop mode, it's a PC.

774
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:38,560
That's all it is.

775
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,640
It's just straight up a PC.

776
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,560
You can do exactly what you can do on a PC.

777
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,280
It looks exactly like a PC.

778
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,360
There's files.

779
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:47,200
Literally, when you pop on your computer

780
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,580
and you've got all the shortcuts

781
00:26:48,580 --> 00:26:51,200
and the fucking start button and all that shit,

782
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,780
it looks exactly the same.

783
00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:54,220
Exactly the same.

784
00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:55,380
So you can go in,

785
00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,500
you can download like different launchers.

786
00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:01,160
So like Origin, Battle.net, EA Launcher,

787
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,660
all that type of shit.

788
00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:07,500
You can then, because it's a Steam Deck,

789
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:08,340
you have to fiddle with it.

790
00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:10,400
You have to be a little bit technical savvy.

791
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,020
So there's a lot of YouTube fucking videos involved with it

792
00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:13,860
and stuff like that.

793
00:27:13,860 --> 00:27:15,200
But a lot of people are saying,

794
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,420
Steam are aware of this.

795
00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:23,420
And you can add on games that aren't on the Steam library.

796
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:27,360
So you can have essentially everything you want.

797
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,740
Not everything's gonna run perfect on it,

798
00:27:29,740 --> 00:27:34,740
but you can emulate or just simply run anything

799
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:40,200
that you want to run on it with a little bit of tweaking.

800
00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,240
And the best thing about it

801
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,820
is it's not even like you're cheating the console itself.

802
00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:47,460
Steam want you to do this.

803
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:50,700
Valve won't encourage you

804
00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:53,020
and are adding more and more support

805
00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:54,680
to going into desktop mode

806
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,160
and adding on games that aren't on Steam.

807
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,760
I've seen someone playing World of Warcraft on it.

808
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,140
It's fucking mental.

809
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:02,620
I don't understand any of it,

810
00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,580
nor am I gonna fuck with any of it yet.

811
00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:06,260
I'm just not gonna do it.

812
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:08,340
Cause like you can put Windows 11 on it and shit like that

813
00:28:08,340 --> 00:28:12,180
and basically just turn it into exactly how your PC would be.

814
00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:14,180
But I don't want to do that yet.

815
00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:16,420
But it's just mental.

816
00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:17,680
It really is crazy.

817
00:28:18,580 --> 00:28:19,620
Decent investment.

818
00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:21,460
I think it's sick.

819
00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:23,460
The only thing with something like that,

820
00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:27,300
when I have something like that, even with a Switch,

821
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:28,620
but the Switch less so,

822
00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:32,380
I'm so scared of breaking it.

823
00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:34,260
The Switch you can, you know,

824
00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:37,140
if you get like stick drift or something,

825
00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:38,540
you just get a new joy-con.

826
00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:40,800
With that, you get stick drift, you're fucked.

827
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,140
So I've already had one bug with it.

828
00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:46,300
And it was, so there's a volume button at the top left.

829
00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:47,860
Obviously minus and plus.

830
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,320
And when I started it,

831
00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:52,940
it went straight to full volume.

832
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:54,220
And every time I tried to turn it down,

833
00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:55,380
straight back to full volume,

834
00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:57,340
and then it switched straight down to mute.

835
00:28:57,340 --> 00:28:58,180
Couldn't turn it up.

836
00:28:58,180 --> 00:28:59,020
It just wouldn't do it.

837
00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:00,660
So it was too loud or nothing.

838
00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:01,500
Yeah, so I didn't,

839
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:04,900
so I've, so Steph thought maybe the buttons was a bit sticky.

840
00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:05,780
Give him a rub and all that.

841
00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:07,260
And no, didn't fix it.

842
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:10,020
Give the buttons a rub.

843
00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:12,100
So I restarted it, turned it off and turned it back on,

844
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:12,940
Googled it quick.

845
00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:15,900
And it is a known issue from like six months ago.

846
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:17,860
Hasn't happened again since.

847
00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:19,380
Hardware or software issue?

848
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,080
Software issue.

849
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,000
That's alright then.

850
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,020
So, I mean, there was a couple of people saying,

851
00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:24,960
well, it just wasn't going away.

852
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,660
So they had to get in contact with Valve

853
00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:27,860
and then send their Steam Deck off

854
00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:28,820
and then get sent a new one

855
00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:30,860
after they replaced the soundboard and blah, blah, blah.

856
00:29:30,860 --> 00:29:31,900
So I was like, fuck.

857
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:34,340
I was like, it would be my luck to get a Steam Deck

858
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:37,460
and it'd be fucked from the straight away.

859
00:29:37,460 --> 00:29:40,620
But thankfully, I haven't had an issue with it yet.

860
00:29:41,820 --> 00:29:43,300
The other issue I had is,

861
00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:47,780
I cheaped out because I think it's one of those things

862
00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:50,980
where a Nintendo Switch, you know what you're getting.

863
00:29:50,980 --> 00:29:53,100
It is so widely used.

864
00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:55,340
It's such a popular console.

865
00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:57,060
The Steam Deck on the other hand,

866
00:29:57,060 --> 00:29:59,060
is very niche at the moment.

867
00:29:59,060 --> 00:30:02,660
It's becoming more mainstream, but it's a new thing.

868
00:30:02,660 --> 00:30:06,100
So I weren't prepared to spend the big money to get one.

869
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:08,140
Hence why I bought the 64 gig one.

870
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,160
And much like the PlayStation,

871
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,760
the operating system takes up fucking half of that.

872
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:16,580
So the operating system takes up 21 gig.

873
00:30:16,580 --> 00:30:19,700
So I bought Days Gone, Days Gone 60 gig.

874
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,380
So I bought Vampire Survivors instead,

875
00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:23,300
which was like three quid.

876
00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:25,120
And that game is fucking sick.

877
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,100
That game is so much fun.

878
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:27,940
So much fun.

879
00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:30,380
I can't believe, I know we spoke about it before,

880
00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:32,300
but that game is fucking sick.

881
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:33,700
That's a good transition.

882
00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:34,520
Yeah, man.

883
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,360
I fucking love it.

884
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,220
And especially playing it on something like that.

885
00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:38,700
Cause I said to Steph,

886
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:43,180
it's been over a decade since I last had a handheld.

887
00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:46,300
They released Vampire Survivors on mobile.

888
00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:47,140
Did they?

889
00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:47,980
Mm-hmm.

890
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,260
Sick.

891
00:30:49,260 --> 00:30:50,460
Yes, they did.

892
00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:51,300
Have you got it?

893
00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:52,140
I haven't.

894
00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:52,980
Right.

895
00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:53,980
You gotta pay for it.

896
00:30:53,980 --> 00:30:55,540
It is free.

897
00:30:55,540 --> 00:30:56,460
Oh, it's free.

898
00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:58,380
They are good lads.

899
00:30:58,380 --> 00:30:59,220
Nice.

900
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:00,060
And ladies.

901
00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:02,260
One million downloads, you said.

902
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:03,500
Such a good game, man.

903
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:04,340
It is.

904
00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:05,900
You haven't even scratched the surface.

905
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:07,900
It's just a fun little like.

906
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:08,740
Yeah, but it goes so deep.

907
00:31:08,740 --> 00:31:09,580
Fuck around, man.

908
00:31:09,580 --> 00:31:10,860
It's so much deeper than you think it does.

909
00:31:10,860 --> 00:31:11,940
Well, I'm gonna keep playing it.

910
00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:12,780
You need to.

911
00:31:12,780 --> 00:31:13,740
I've done all the levels,

912
00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:14,980
but then I bought the DLC.

913
00:31:14,980 --> 00:31:16,580
They done DLC.

914
00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:18,220
And that DLC was like a quid.

915
00:31:18,220 --> 00:31:19,140
Bro, I'm gonna be all over it.

916
00:31:19,140 --> 00:31:21,260
Cause that Steam Deck is fucking.

917
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:24,780
Your character select screen is pathetic.

918
00:31:24,780 --> 00:31:25,620
I know, I'm sorry.

919
00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:26,460
You've got about four characters.

920
00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:27,820
I said, I'm sorry.

921
00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:29,240
I couldn't even pick another level

922
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,340
cause you're still on the first one.

923
00:31:30,340 --> 00:31:31,180
I know.

924
00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:32,020
The level select screen hasn't even existed.

925
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,060
Look, give me a break.

926
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:34,540
You have an unlocked boss rush.

927
00:31:34,540 --> 00:31:36,100
I only started playing that last night.

928
00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:36,940
Give me a fucking break.

929
00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:37,780
I'm sorry.

930
00:31:39,340 --> 00:31:42,300
It's fucking sick though.

931
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:44,860
That Steam Deck is one of the best purchases I've made.

932
00:31:44,860 --> 00:31:47,620
And I haven't even had it fucking like 48 hours.

933
00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:50,460
It's fucking, oh, I love it so much.

934
00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:51,300
And I.

935
00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:52,140
It's very cool.

936
00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:55,260
The Steam has a specific section

937
00:31:55,260 --> 00:31:58,500
for verified games on Steam Deck.

938
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,340
I had this, yeah.

939
00:31:59,340 --> 00:32:02,460
And they also have their own website,

940
00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:06,540
which users can log their experiences with games.

941
00:32:06,540 --> 00:32:08,900
So if you're not certain of how a game is gonna run

942
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:11,560
on the Steam Deck, you can type in this game, anything.

943
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,860
So I did it with Prince of Persia

944
00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:17,100
cause one of them isn't verified.

945
00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:20,200
And there's a whole list of people giving their feedback

946
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,300
on how it played on their Steam Deck.

947
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:24,020
And then I watched a YouTube video this morning

948
00:32:24,020 --> 00:32:25,660
on the way to work.

949
00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:27,740
Basically the games have an icon on them.

950
00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:30,280
So like a green tick means that it's verified.

951
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,260
This plays great on the Steam Deck.

952
00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:34,880
And then you get a yellow circle with an explanation mark.

953
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,260
And that means this does play.

954
00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:38,260
It is supported, but there might be some features

955
00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:41,220
that are a bit meh, a bit skew if you might not work.

956
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,740
And then you just have ones that it just says flat out,

957
00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:45,020
not supported.

958
00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:47,660
Prince of Persia is all the yellow explanation mark.

959
00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:50,900
And then one of them is, says it's not supported.

960
00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:52,600
Watch the YouTube video.

961
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,140
And the guy that I was watching said,

962
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,740
like pro tip, ignore all of this.

963
00:32:57,740 --> 00:32:58,940
He was like, it's bot looks.

964
00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:02,940
He was like, he used a sniper elite as a good example.

965
00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:04,820
He was like on Steam Deck,

966
00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:09,420
it says that this has the yellow explanation mark.

967
00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:10,260
Oh no, sorry.

968
00:33:10,260 --> 00:33:11,580
It said it wasn't supported full stop.

969
00:33:11,580 --> 00:33:13,260
He said, this is not supported.

970
00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:16,420
But he explained that when you play sniper elite,

971
00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:19,300
it's the online aspect has an anti-cheat,

972
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:22,340
which isn't downloaded on the Steam Deck.

973
00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:23,600
And he was like, because of that,

974
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,420
it says that it isn't supported.

975
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,820
But it was like the game itself plays absolutely fine.

976
00:33:27,820 --> 00:33:30,100
You just couldn't play online

977
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:32,000
unless you downloaded a load of shit.

978
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,620
So he was like, your best bet is to just buy it and try it.

979
00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:37,000
Which yeah, fair play.

980
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,720
Because obviously with Steam,

981
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,140
unlike PlayStation, you can fucking return games.

982
00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:44,420
So if you buy something, you got two weeks to go,

983
00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:45,920
no, I don't like it, I want my money back.

984
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,300
Yeah, I feel you.

985
00:33:47,300 --> 00:33:49,220
Which I'm not used to when it comes to PS5

986
00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:51,140
because you buy anything digital on a PS5

987
00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:53,180
or any PlayStation for that matter,

988
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,780
you can't fucking return the thing.

989
00:33:54,780 --> 00:33:56,360
I object your honor.

990
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,780
I did, I returned Destiny, remember?

991
00:33:58,780 --> 00:34:00,940
That'll be fair and I've returned one thing.

992
00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:01,780
I returned Destiny.

993
00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:02,620
Because it was broken.

994
00:34:02,620 --> 00:34:03,980
That's the only way that you can return something

995
00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:04,820
is if it was broken.

996
00:34:04,820 --> 00:34:07,380
No, I returned Destiny because I already owned it.

997
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:09,700
Oh, well, how did you buy it then?

998
00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:13,060
Because I owned it on disc and I bought it on...

999
00:34:13,060 --> 00:34:14,780
Oh what, and they fucking refunded that?

1000
00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:16,700
Uh-huh, uh-huh, mental on it.

1001
00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:19,260
So not only do people love you at work

1002
00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:21,100
and you get away with fucking everything at work.

1003
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:22,940
I don't get away with anything, I'm a good lad.

1004
00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:27,580
And then everyone likes you outside of work

1005
00:34:27,580 --> 00:34:30,860
and now even Sony have preferential treatment.

1006
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:32,940
Me and Mark bought fucking Cuphead

1007
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:35,940
thinking it was a multiplayer game and it ain't.

1008
00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:37,140
What is wrong with you two?

1009
00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:39,540
Because it said fucking two player in the description.

1010
00:34:39,540 --> 00:34:41,980
At no point did it say LAN party.

1011
00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:44,140
Local player.

1012
00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:47,300
Use your Google pricks.

1013
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:49,740
Search the interweb for things such as this.

1014
00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:52,380
So yes, if you're listening and you're contemplating

1015
00:34:52,380 --> 00:34:54,500
getting a Steam Deck, absolutely get a Steam Deck.

1016
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:58,260
I can now fully understand in my short time of using one

1017
00:34:58,260 --> 00:35:00,860
why so many people have said I use this more

1018
00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:03,900
than I do my PC now because it's just the convenience of it.

1019
00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:06,420
And one more thing that I think is fantastic about it

1020
00:35:06,420 --> 00:35:09,420
or two things actually, Steph pointed out the first one.

1021
00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:14,420
The charging port is at the top rather than underneath.

1022
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,700
So you can keep it plugged in and carry on playing

1023
00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:17,980
without it getting underneath you

1024
00:35:17,980 --> 00:35:19,220
and getting all crushed and fucked.

1025
00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:20,060
Yeah, noise me with the switch.

1026
00:35:20,060 --> 00:35:22,140
Unlike the switch, yeah, that's what Steph said.

1027
00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:24,700
Number two, because I was a bit scared

1028
00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:27,780
about leaving it on charge last night, Googled it.

1029
00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:31,380
The Steam Deck will charge up to 100%

1030
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:36,140
and then stop charging and discharge down to 95%

1031
00:35:36,140 --> 00:35:39,780
and then recharge back up to 100% and keep doing that

1032
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:44,700
until obviously you unplug it to avoid the battery

1033
00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:46,700
from being overcharged.

1034
00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:47,540
That's genius.

1035
00:35:47,540 --> 00:35:51,140
Yeah, so and the thing that they do

1036
00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:52,740
is they don't announce that.

1037
00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:54,460
So loads of people thought they had issues

1038
00:35:54,460 --> 00:35:56,060
with their Steam Decks because they're charging them

1039
00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:58,660
and unplugging them and they're on 95%

1040
00:35:58,660 --> 00:35:59,940
thinking, oh, it's broken.

1041
00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:00,780
It isn't.

1042
00:36:00,780 --> 00:36:04,180
It's just because the charging is,

1043
00:36:04,180 --> 00:36:07,860
it's not allowing you to overcharge it.

1044
00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:08,980
But I thought that's great.

1045
00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:10,620
What's a fantastic bit of kit.

1046
00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:12,420
It is genius, fair play.

1047
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:13,260
The only annoying bit is that

1048
00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:15,700
it doesn't download in sleep mode.

1049
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:16,900
That's the only annoying bit,

1050
00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:19,220
but you can when you're downloading something,

1051
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:21,220
it won't turn itself off.

1052
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:22,820
It will just turn the screen off.

1053
00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:23,780
I need another wee.

1054
00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:24,620
This is great.

1055
00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:27,980
Well, I'm gonna pause this podcast then.

1056
00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:29,980
Sorry, everyone actually needs another piece.

1057
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:31,740
We'll pause it and then we will zoom.

1058
00:36:31,740 --> 00:36:32,580
Beep boop.

1059
00:36:33,820 --> 00:36:34,660
And we're back.

1060
00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:35,500
Are we back?

1061
00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:39,780
So that's a stop mid piece.

1062
00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:40,860
Fucking ridiculous.

1063
00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:42,180
Anyway, let's carry on.

1064
00:36:42,180 --> 00:36:43,020
What was he talking about?

1065
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:43,860
What was going on?

1066
00:36:43,860 --> 00:36:45,700
He was gushing over the Steam Deck.

1067
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:46,860
New console that I've got.

1068
00:36:46,860 --> 00:36:47,980
Yeah, buy one.

1069
00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:49,180
Enough said.

1070
00:36:49,180 --> 00:36:50,020
Crack on.

1071
00:36:51,780 --> 00:36:52,620
Yeah, I will one day.

1072
00:36:52,620 --> 00:36:54,380
Yeah, I will one day.

1073
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,900
Maybe.

1074
00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:58,020
Jedi survivor.

1075
00:36:58,020 --> 00:37:00,540
I see briefly that the worst thing

1076
00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:01,660
that's happened has happened

1077
00:37:01,660 --> 00:37:04,460
after you told me that it wouldn't happen.

1078
00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:05,860
When did I say it wouldn't happen?

1079
00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:08,020
We spoke about it last time, I swear.

1080
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:10,180
And said, and I just said,

1081
00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:12,980
I told you, I said, it will be delayed.

1082
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,460
And you went, nah, brav.

1083
00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:17,740
The classic case of I told you so.

1084
00:37:19,540 --> 00:37:20,380
What a disgusting little trait.

1085
00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:21,220
Fucking of course it would.

1086
00:37:21,220 --> 00:37:24,380
What a disgusting little trait you have.

1087
00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:26,060
Jedi survivors.

1088
00:37:26,060 --> 00:37:27,260
Six weeks delay.

1089
00:37:27,260 --> 00:37:28,100
Not the end of the world.

1090
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,300
It's not that bad, is it really?

1091
00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:30,140
But it still hurts.

1092
00:37:30,140 --> 00:37:32,180
Until they come out with another delay after.

1093
00:37:32,180 --> 00:37:34,540
Because it falls the wrong side

1094
00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:36,180
of my holiday allowance now.

1095
00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:40,420
I have nine days of holiday to use until April the first.

1096
00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:41,740
Yeah.

1097
00:37:41,740 --> 00:37:44,820
And now one of them days is just not a lot.

1098
00:37:44,820 --> 00:37:45,660
Why?

1099
00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:46,980
Our holiday resets in March.

1100
00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:47,820
April.

1101
00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:48,660
March.

1102
00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:49,500
April.

1103
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,340
March.

1104
00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:52,820
Would you like to bet?

1105
00:37:52,820 --> 00:37:54,140
You know I love betting with you.

1106
00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:56,500
Wait, when's our Star Wars convention?

1107
00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:57,340
What day is that?

1108
00:37:57,340 --> 00:37:58,160
April.

1109
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,140
What date?

1110
00:37:59,140 --> 00:38:00,540
The seventh.

1111
00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:02,780
Fuck, so I'm gonna have to book literally straight.

1112
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:03,940
How many times do I have to tell you

1113
00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:05,540
it's the bank holiday weekend,

1114
00:38:05,540 --> 00:38:07,860
a Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday of Easter.

1115
00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:08,700
Oh is it?

1116
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:09,540
So we ain't got to book any holiday?

1117
00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:10,380
We ain't got to book any holiday.

1118
00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:11,820
Why didn't we go Saturday then?

1119
00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:13,020
Because.

1120
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:14,500
We could have totally gone Saturday.

1121
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,180
Because we didn't know what to do.

1122
00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:18,300
So we just went on the first day.

1123
00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:20,940
Ash bottled it with the Star Wars convention.

1124
00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:24,820
And now he's going to miss his absolute favorite person

1125
00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:25,660
in the entire world.

1126
00:38:25,660 --> 00:38:26,900
How did you bring this up?

1127
00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:30,060
Cause it's good listening pleasure.

1128
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:31,820
No it's not, it's a fucking disgrace.

1129
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:33,180
In Star Wars celebrations,

1130
00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:35,540
or whoever is responsible for doing this,

1131
00:38:35,540 --> 00:38:38,020
you should be fucking ashamed of yourself, you scumbags.

1132
00:38:38,020 --> 00:38:39,860
Give some backstory to people that might not know.

1133
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:40,700
What's going on?

1134
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:42,440
Tell them.

1135
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,540
We agreed to go to Star Wars celebration this year.

1136
00:38:44,540 --> 00:38:47,820
Reece cares not for the Star Wars franchise, but I do.

1137
00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:49,460
I care about what you care about.

1138
00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:50,300
Exactly.

1139
00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:52,020
I show appreciation because I understand

1140
00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:52,860
what it means to people

1141
00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:54,180
and I feel like it'll be a fun day.

1142
00:38:54,180 --> 00:38:55,300
And I respect it.

1143
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,980
So he agreed to accompany me.

1144
00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:58,900
More so so I didn't have to go on my own.

1145
00:38:58,900 --> 00:38:59,740
With the sweaty nerves.

1146
00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:01,300
And I wouldn't have gone on my own.

1147
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,940
So we didn't know this Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday,

1148
00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:04,820
you can book.

1149
00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:06,940
We didn't know what to book, so we booked the Friday.

1150
00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:08,020
Or I booked the Friday.

1151
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:09,900
He was, he didn't care.

1152
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:11,540
We booked podcast day.

1153
00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:12,380
We didn't care.

1154
00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:13,220
Yes we did.

1155
00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:14,540
What did we do that for?

1156
00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:16,380
Probably wasn't doing podcast then.

1157
00:39:16,380 --> 00:39:17,500
Don't think we was.

1158
00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:20,500
So we booked the Friday, just thinking,

1159
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:21,340
well we'll get there.

1160
00:39:21,340 --> 00:39:23,540
Cause I've heard from a Star Wars podcast

1161
00:39:23,540 --> 00:39:25,660
that Star Wars celebrations get very smelly.

1162
00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:28,340
People don't, their hygiene's not up to scratch.

1163
00:39:28,340 --> 00:39:29,180
Yeah.

1164
00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:30,620
So I thought, well, if we go the first day,

1165
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:32,220
we can avoid the stench.

1166
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:35,100
So that's what we did.

1167
00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:36,900
Lately they've started drip feeding the guests

1168
00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:37,740
that are going.

1169
00:39:38,940 --> 00:39:41,700
The one person that I would like to see,

1170
00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:44,740
Hayden Christensen, Anakin Skywalker,

1171
00:39:44,740 --> 00:39:46,060
is going on the Saturday,

1172
00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:47,900
the day that we are not going.

1173
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:51,260
Which is shockingly shit.

1174
00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:56,700
Regardless of that, I was willing,

1175
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:59,740
as was the Leng, to-

1176
00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:01,620
And Mr. Royce.

1177
00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:04,780
Yep, to go on the Saturday as well, just for this.

1178
00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:05,620
Yep.

1179
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,180
Obviously I want a photograph with him.

1180
00:40:09,180 --> 00:40:11,100
No, no, sorry to interrupt.

1181
00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:13,340
We weren't going because they were going there.

1182
00:40:13,340 --> 00:40:14,660
Well no, but the more tickets become available.

1183
00:40:14,660 --> 00:40:16,220
The tickets become available.

1184
00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:17,060
And they're still available now.

1185
00:40:17,060 --> 00:40:18,420
And we fucking bottled it.

1186
00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:20,260
It was on the phone to me.

1187
00:40:20,260 --> 00:40:22,300
I went, abort, abort the mission.

1188
00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:23,140
Abort mission.

1189
00:40:23,140 --> 00:40:26,740
But either way, when it become apparent

1190
00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:28,380
that Anakin was going on Saturday,

1191
00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:29,300
that completely changed me.

1192
00:40:29,300 --> 00:40:31,020
And I was like, right, I am going.

1193
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:35,300
Until I realized that the photo opportunity,

1194
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:37,260
as they so aptly name it,

1195
00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:41,740
is 209 pound 99.

1196
00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:42,580
That's fucking mental, innit?

1197
00:40:42,580 --> 00:40:44,460
To get one photo.

1198
00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:45,940
To get a photo with the cunt.

1199
00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:50,300
If you would like to top that photo experience up

1200
00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:54,540
with a signature on an item or magazine of your choice

1201
00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:56,020
that you would have to take with you

1202
00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:58,140
or purchase at the establishment.

1203
00:40:58,140 --> 00:41:00,700
There'll be a further 209 pound 99, please.

1204
00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:06,460
Taking the grand total up to 419 pound 98

1205
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:07,820
for one photo and one signature.

1206
00:41:07,820 --> 00:41:08,660
Yeah.

1207
00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:09,500
Did you, was you aware that-

1208
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,340
Hold on.

1209
00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:12,700
That's the grand total.

1210
00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:13,700
Until-

1211
00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:14,660
Go on.

1212
00:41:14,660 --> 00:41:16,740
The admin fee gets involved.

1213
00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:18,220
Oh, no.

1214
00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:19,060
I didn't know this.

1215
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:19,980
What the-

1216
00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:23,140
Oh, there's an admin fee of 29 pound 40 pence.

1217
00:41:23,140 --> 00:41:23,980
What?

1218
00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:24,980
Not perfect, surely.

1219
00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:29,980
No, it just takes you up to 449 pounds 38

1220
00:41:30,140 --> 00:41:32,340
for one photo and one signature.

1221
00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:34,180
450 quid.

1222
00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:37,220
Let's round it up because what are those pennies?

1223
00:41:37,220 --> 00:41:38,820
I mean, at that point, yeah, what is pennies?

1224
00:41:38,820 --> 00:41:40,380
Steph said that you could,

1225
00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:42,980
because she read that you could actually send

1226
00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:45,900
an item to them and they will do it for you.

1227
00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:47,980
I don't fucking trust that whatsoever.

1228
00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:48,820
You can do that.

1229
00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:49,660
Guess how much that is.

1230
00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:50,500
Go on.

1231
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:53,140
Exactly the same fucking price as if you was there anyway.

1232
00:41:53,140 --> 00:41:55,060
So, no.

1233
00:41:55,060 --> 00:41:55,900
Yes, you can.

1234
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:56,740
Now the thing-

1235
00:41:56,740 --> 00:41:58,140
The whole point of it, the whole experience

1236
00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:01,020
is to see them do it because this is a treasure for me.

1237
00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:02,940
This is not a treasure to sell.

1238
00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:05,460
Maybe one day I'd fall on times where I'd need to sell it,

1239
00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:07,060
but this is a treasure for me

1240
00:42:07,060 --> 00:42:08,740
so I could look back and be like,

1241
00:42:08,740 --> 00:42:11,940
wow, I met one of my heroes, Darth Vader.

1242
00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:13,300
Wow, what an experience.

1243
00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:14,140
Great.

1244
00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:18,140
For 500 pounds, essentially, that is for a-

1245
00:42:18,140 --> 00:42:19,660
Yeah, because once you're throwing the travel costs

1246
00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:20,500
and everything to get there,

1247
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,820
once you fucking throw in the ticket price itself-

1248
00:42:22,820 --> 00:42:23,940
Hold on, the ticket as well,

1249
00:42:23,940 --> 00:42:25,660
85 quid where the ticket was.

1250
00:42:25,660 --> 00:42:26,500
So you're looking at possibly-

1251
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:28,260
65 before fees, obviously.

1252
00:42:28,260 --> 00:42:30,540
Yeah, sitting under fucking 600 quid.

1253
00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:34,780
Yeah, and that is unacceptable

1254
00:42:34,780 --> 00:42:36,060
and they've been called out for it

1255
00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:38,260
and many people have kicked up a huge stink

1256
00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:40,260
because obviously this being my first experience

1257
00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:41,620
of something like this,

1258
00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:43,420
I just thought that's disgusting,

1259
00:42:43,420 --> 00:42:44,860
but that might be the norm.

1260
00:42:44,860 --> 00:42:45,980
Apparently it's not the norm.

1261
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:48,820
A lot cheaper everywhere else at all times.

1262
00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:51,940
And also if I bumped into Aidan Christensen in the street,

1263
00:42:51,940 --> 00:42:53,820
granted, unlikely,

1264
00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:56,300
I could get a photo and a signature for free.

1265
00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:58,340
I'm sure he'd be like, can I get a selfie?

1266
00:42:58,340 --> 00:42:59,620
Yeah, of course you can.

1267
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:01,260
Can you sign this napkin?

1268
00:43:01,260 --> 00:43:03,460
Yeah, that'd be 450 quid, please.

1269
00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:04,300
Yeah, it wouldn't happen, would it?

1270
00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:05,180
No, it's free.

1271
00:43:05,180 --> 00:43:06,780
It's extortion, I don't understand.

1272
00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:08,700
And now this is what you have to think.

1273
00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:11,780
So I went straight onto eBay,

1274
00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:14,740
because you know me, the money flashed up in my eyes

1275
00:43:14,740 --> 00:43:17,620
and I went straight to the Anakin Funko Pops.

1276
00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:20,380
And obviously there are ones there signed

1277
00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:24,460
that do sell for north of 800 quid, a grand.

1278
00:43:24,460 --> 00:43:28,980
So you could theoretically get him to sign a Funko

1279
00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:29,900
and then sell it,

1280
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:32,500
because that's what I was gonna do with,

1281
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:33,780
what's his face?

1282
00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:35,700
Gasey, oh, Gasey.

1283
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:37,020
What's his fucking name?

1284
00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:38,940
Yeah, Esposito Santo.

1285
00:43:40,380 --> 00:43:43,660
But I ain't fucking paying them prices to do it.

1286
00:43:43,660 --> 00:43:44,780
This is sold, right?

1287
00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:47,500
Anakin Skywalker signed by Hayden Christensen.

1288
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:51,860
26th of December Funko Pop, Anakin, 180 pounds sold for.

1289
00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:55,020
21st of December sold for 284 pounds.

1290
00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:57,940
15th of November, 569 pounds.

1291
00:43:57,940 --> 00:44:00,180
And they're the only signed ones that are on there

1292
00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:02,260
for, I don't know, you can just keep scrolling.

1293
00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:03,140
They're the only ones that come up.

1294
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,620
Someone got a signed Funko for 180 quid?

1295
00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:06,780
Yeah, them, three of them there.

1296
00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:07,860
Absolute bargain.

1297
00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:08,700
So that's facts.

1298
00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:12,420
There's no denying that they're sold for them amounts.

1299
00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:16,820
You, don't get me wrong, if I just went for the signature,

1300
00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:18,580
you'll make your money back if you sold it.

1301
00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:20,220
I don't wanna sell it for starters,

1302
00:44:20,220 --> 00:44:21,980
but you'd make your money back if you sold it.

1303
00:44:21,980 --> 00:44:25,460
But if you did buy it to sell it,

1304
00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:28,540
this market's gonna get massively diluted very quickly,

1305
00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:30,940
because there's all of a sudden gonna be a lot of Funko Pops

1306
00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:32,060
signed by Anakin Skywalker.

1307
00:44:32,060 --> 00:44:33,820
That's what happened when Stranger Things Season Four

1308
00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:35,020
come out.

1309
00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:37,740
So, and listen, it's not even about that.

1310
00:44:37,740 --> 00:44:39,460
I don't care about the-

1311
00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:40,580
It's too much money.

1312
00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:41,620
It's massively too much money.

1313
00:44:41,620 --> 00:44:42,980
It's not about-

1314
00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:44,500
It takes the piss.

1315
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:46,260
It's not about buying to sell for me,

1316
00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:47,420
or I just wanted it.

1317
00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:49,740
But at this point, for me to get that,

1318
00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:53,380
I'd have to, we'd have to go a whole nother day,

1319
00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:54,500
travel again.

1320
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:57,220
Yeah, once you've, I think that's why,

1321
00:44:57,220 --> 00:44:58,140
when I was on the phone to you,

1322
00:44:58,140 --> 00:45:00,540
I shouted abort, abort, because Steph said to me,

1323
00:45:00,540 --> 00:45:02,060
she was like, all of that,

1324
00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:03,500
you'll have to travel up to London again.

1325
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:06,340
So you're gonna go there on the Friday,

1326
00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:08,500
have a long day, come back,

1327
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:09,900
and then you're gonna have to turn around,

1328
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:11,500
go back on the Saturday for something

1329
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:12,660
that you've already attended.

1330
00:45:12,660 --> 00:45:14,980
So it's not all gonna be completely different.

1331
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:16,060
It'll be very much the same,

1332
00:45:16,060 --> 00:45:17,460
just with a few different people there.

1333
00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:18,620
There will be a lot of difference,

1334
00:45:18,620 --> 00:45:20,980
because they will, they like announce things

1335
00:45:20,980 --> 00:45:21,820
throughout the day.

1336
00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:24,060
They'll be different like, so, you know,

1337
00:45:24,060 --> 00:45:25,060
you don't know what's gonna happen.

1338
00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:26,740
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ewan McGregor might be there.

1339
00:45:26,740 --> 00:45:29,420
They might be announcing Obi-Wan Kenobi Series Two.

1340
00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:30,340
It might come out.

1341
00:45:30,340 --> 00:45:31,660
You know, there's all sorts of things like that.

1342
00:45:31,660 --> 00:45:32,660
So that's not the problem.

1343
00:45:32,660 --> 00:45:34,260
But what you said there is right.

1344
00:45:34,260 --> 00:45:35,700
You, it's a long day.

1345
00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:36,980
It's a lot of excitement.

1346
00:45:36,980 --> 00:45:38,860
You come home, you're gonna be exhausted.

1347
00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:40,180
And then the next morning,

1348
00:45:40,180 --> 00:45:41,820
you're gonna get up and do the whole thing again.

1349
00:45:41,820 --> 00:45:42,660
It's a lot.

1350
00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:45,500
So it's 85 quid for the ticket with all its fees,

1351
00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:46,500
plus then 200-

1352
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:47,700
We paid all that, haven't we?

1353
00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:48,940
Yeah. We have paid up.

1354
00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:52,020
We paid, then I'd have to pay an extra 200 odd pound

1355
00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:53,860
to get this signature.

1356
00:45:53,860 --> 00:45:56,860
Then probably queue for most of the duration of the day.

1357
00:45:56,860 --> 00:45:59,020
It's either gonna be a short queue or a very long queue.

1358
00:45:59,020 --> 00:45:59,860
Exactly.

1359
00:45:59,860 --> 00:46:02,620
And my mate made a good point, Ryan.

1360
00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:06,940
He said, you know, although it's a lot of money and it is,

1361
00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:09,660
just get the signature, which is right.

1362
00:46:09,660 --> 00:46:11,540
But then I just feel like I want the photo as well.

1363
00:46:11,540 --> 00:46:12,460
I wanna look back and be like,

1364
00:46:12,460 --> 00:46:15,340
oh, look at young me there with Darth Vader.

1365
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:16,180
It's just nice.

1366
00:46:16,180 --> 00:46:17,060
But if I had to pick one,

1367
00:46:17,060 --> 00:46:19,540
I'd go for the signature because I don't know.

1368
00:46:19,540 --> 00:46:20,380
I just love it.

1369
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:21,200
I think I would, yeah,

1370
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,040
I would like to have both of them as well

1371
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:26,060
because I think more so for yourself and the fact that

1372
00:46:26,060 --> 00:46:30,180
if you have a signature from him,

1373
00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:32,540
you sort of wanna back it up there.

1374
00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:35,060
It was you that got the signature as well.

1375
00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:36,820
But if I'm not being funny,

1376
00:46:36,820 --> 00:46:40,460
say hypothetically you paid and got the signature.

1377
00:46:40,460 --> 00:46:44,340
I mean, I'm more than happy to make it awkward

1378
00:46:44,340 --> 00:46:45,460
for everyone else.

1379
00:46:45,460 --> 00:46:47,820
For you to stand there while he's fucking signing it,

1380
00:46:47,820 --> 00:46:50,060
I will jump out that queue and whip my phone up and go,

1381
00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:52,500
click, there's a picture, smile,

1382
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:54,300
and then have security kick me out,

1383
00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:55,420
which they ain't gonna do.

1384
00:46:55,420 --> 00:46:56,660
Just do it at the very last minute

1385
00:46:56,660 --> 00:46:57,500
before we go in anyway.

1386
00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:58,320
But you know what I mean?

1387
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,160
There's gonna be people in that fucking queue

1388
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,740
that'll just go, taking a picture.

1389
00:47:00,740 --> 00:47:01,700
There just will be

1390
00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:04,540
because how are they gonna stop all of that?

1391
00:47:04,540 --> 00:47:07,220
You can't stop people from having their phones out

1392
00:47:07,220 --> 00:47:09,700
and taking a picture, standing in a queue.

1393
00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:11,340
Yeah, just quickly turn around there.

1394
00:47:11,340 --> 00:47:12,900
Especially if you've got the same,

1395
00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:14,580
like the Galaxy S22,

1396
00:47:14,580 --> 00:47:16,020
I'll be able to fucking take a picture

1397
00:47:16,020 --> 00:47:17,780
of the paws on the man's face.

1398
00:47:17,780 --> 00:47:20,140
You know what I mean?

1399
00:47:20,140 --> 00:47:23,280
It's just fucking, I don't understand why so much money,

1400
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,820
how much money is this geezer being paid to be there?

1401
00:47:25,820 --> 00:47:27,180
Yeah, and it's just upsetting

1402
00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:29,820
because like I say, I just think greed comes around

1403
00:47:29,820 --> 00:47:31,580
and you can't meet your heroes anymore

1404
00:47:31,580 --> 00:47:33,060
just because you get priced out.

1405
00:47:33,060 --> 00:47:34,300
And there'll be a lot of people

1406
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:35,380
that can't afford to do it.

1407
00:47:35,380 --> 00:47:38,660
There's people flying over from all over the world to this

1408
00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:40,500
and they'll be just throwing money at you.

1409
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:43,140
A lot of people saying that they've already paid

1410
00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:43,980
and they can't wait.

1411
00:47:43,980 --> 00:47:44,900
And I'm just like,

1412
00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:47,740
I'm just not in a position to do that, unfortunately.

1413
00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:49,140
But then the sad thing is

1414
00:47:49,140 --> 00:47:50,660
it might be a once in a lifetime thing

1415
00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:53,220
because normally these things are in America, California,

1416
00:47:53,220 --> 00:47:54,980
Florida, all those sort of places,

1417
00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:57,860
which is not visible for me to ever go just for that.

1418
00:47:57,860 --> 00:48:00,660
So, and even when they are in England,

1419
00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:03,180
the chance of Hayden Christensen coming,

1420
00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:05,020
people were shocked that he was there.

1421
00:48:05,020 --> 00:48:07,820
So, yeah, it might be a once in a lifetime thing,

1422
00:48:07,820 --> 00:48:08,660
but unfortunately-

1423
00:48:08,660 --> 00:48:09,500
It's just a lot of money, man.

1424
00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:10,420
I'm just gonna have to miss out.

1425
00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:12,180
I've got too much going on this year,

1426
00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,100
a little holiday for the kids,

1427
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,340
my boy's birthday next week,

1428
00:48:16,340 --> 00:48:17,900
and there's so much going on.

1429
00:48:17,900 --> 00:48:18,740
Look what you've done,

1430
00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:21,420
Star Wars convention at the Excel in London.

1431
00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:25,380
You've broken this poor man, this poor wannabe geezer.

1432
00:48:25,380 --> 00:48:29,900
You've done him over and it's not fair for pure greed.

1433
00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:33,260
I can't, I cannot understand

1434
00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:37,060
how you can happily charge 209 pounds for-

1435
00:48:37,060 --> 00:48:37,900
99.

1436
00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:38,740
99.

1437
00:48:38,740 --> 00:48:39,580
Before fees.

1438
00:48:39,580 --> 00:48:44,060
Before fees for this famous person.

1439
00:48:44,060 --> 00:48:46,940
Yes, they're extremely famous in that world.

1440
00:48:46,940 --> 00:48:47,940
But it's not even-

1441
00:48:47,940 --> 00:48:49,660
To do a quick scribble, man.

1442
00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:51,940
It's not even Star Wars Celebration that charges that.

1443
00:48:51,940 --> 00:48:55,100
It's the company that, see, it's confusing,

1444
00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:57,100
but it's not actually Star Wars Celebration

1445
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,420
that is deciding the prices.

1446
00:48:59,420 --> 00:49:01,140
It's a separate company that you have to go through.

1447
00:49:01,140 --> 00:49:04,500
Yeah, it's just absolute bollocks.

1448
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:06,420
As if you ain't making enough money already.

1449
00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:09,860
Like, fuck me, I'd love to see the profit margin on that.

1450
00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:12,540
I'd probably pay 100 pounds, I'd probably be my max.

1451
00:49:12,540 --> 00:49:14,140
I think that's more than enough

1452
00:49:14,140 --> 00:49:16,380
for one scribble on an item that is not even-

1453
00:49:16,380 --> 00:49:18,420
But you know it's taking the piss as well,

1454
00:49:18,420 --> 00:49:19,940
because if you could charge,

1455
00:49:19,940 --> 00:49:23,580
if his signature was genuinely worth that much,

1456
00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:26,180
you'd have him fucking signing shit every day of the week.

1457
00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:27,980
Sign all of that, sign this lad,

1458
00:49:27,980 --> 00:49:29,620
because this is worth a fortune.

1459
00:49:29,620 --> 00:49:32,740
But you don't, because like you said, it dilute the market.

1460
00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:36,100
So it's just pure greed to charge that much.

1461
00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:39,580
And I understand that for the person standing there

1462
00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:42,540
doing the signatures, taking the photos, it's a lot.

1463
00:49:42,540 --> 00:49:43,860
It's a hell of a lot for them.

1464
00:49:43,860 --> 00:49:45,620
People think, oh, he's got to do his sign.

1465
00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:47,580
Will you try signing thousands of things

1466
00:49:47,580 --> 00:49:49,300
in a certain amount of time?

1467
00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:51,340
Because he'll be being pushed as well to get-

1468
00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:52,620
Don't fuck around too much.

1469
00:49:52,620 --> 00:49:54,940
People will be like, oh, may the force be with you.

1470
00:49:54,940 --> 00:49:56,820
And he'll be like, yeah, I know that for.

1471
00:49:56,820 --> 00:49:59,620
It's going to get boring for him, but this is-

1472
00:49:59,620 --> 00:50:01,020
Let me hold your fucking-

1473
00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:02,580
He's making a lot of money.

1474
00:50:02,580 --> 00:50:05,460
And just, I don't know, it's just sad really.

1475
00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:07,860
But anyway, that's probably not happening.

1476
00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:10,220
But Jedi Survivor, delayed for six weeks.

1477
00:50:10,220 --> 00:50:11,500
I'm okay with that.

1478
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:12,700
It's not a problem.

1479
00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:13,740
It's a little bit sad,

1480
00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:16,020
because I was well looking forward to it.

1481
00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:17,300
It was coming around soon.

1482
00:50:18,540 --> 00:50:22,660
It was coming around in March, actually.

1483
00:50:22,660 --> 00:50:23,980
For the last three years,

1484
00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:26,460
the Jedi team here at Respawn has poured

1485
00:50:26,460 --> 00:50:29,460
its collective heart and soul into Star Wars Jedi Survivor.

1486
00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:32,700
And we are proud to say the next chapter in the tale of-

1487
00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:33,540
Cal Kestis.

1488
00:50:33,540 --> 00:50:38,540
Cal Kestis is content complete.

1489
00:50:38,780 --> 00:50:41,500
We are now focused entirely on the final stage,

1490
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:44,540
bug fixes to enhance performance, stability, polish,

1491
00:50:44,540 --> 00:50:46,980
and most importantly, the player experience.

1492
00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:49,540
Jedi Survivor is a direct response to the feedback

1493
00:50:49,540 --> 00:50:50,700
from our community,

1494
00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:52,860
delivering expansive destinations to explore,

1495
00:50:52,860 --> 00:50:54,540
evolve combat and traversal,

1496
00:50:54,540 --> 00:50:58,780
and of course, the continuation of Cal and BD's story.

1497
00:50:58,780 --> 00:51:01,380
Making this game has truly made us a better team,

1498
00:51:01,380 --> 00:51:04,220
and we have pushed ourselves at every level

1499
00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:07,940
to make this Star Wars sequel our fans expect

1500
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:11,620
from Respawn and LucasFilms games.

1501
00:51:11,620 --> 00:51:14,940
And then yeah, in order for the team to hit the target,

1502
00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:18,300
quality bar, they've had to delay it.

1503
00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:19,940
Which I like that though.

1504
00:51:19,940 --> 00:51:20,780
Yeah, I'm happy with that.

1505
00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:21,620
It's fine.

1506
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,180
Because you think it was only a couple of years ago

1507
00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:24,700
when we had that horrendous year

1508
00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:27,980
where we were just bombarded with absolute shit

1509
00:51:27,980 --> 00:51:31,660
because again, because of fucking greed,

1510
00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:34,700
game developers and whoever's in charge

1511
00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:36,980
of putting them deadlines out

1512
00:51:36,980 --> 00:51:38,300
didn't want to miss out on any money.

1513
00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:39,980
So fucking let's send out the games

1514
00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:42,420
and let's just put a fucking day one patch out instead.

1515
00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:44,060
Let's pressure these people.

1516
00:51:44,060 --> 00:51:47,580
So I like that they're as annoying as it is.

1517
00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:49,420
Well, the walk-off did the same thing with Dragonfly.

1518
00:51:49,420 --> 00:51:50,260
They delayed that.

1519
00:51:50,260 --> 00:51:53,100
I think for the benefit of the gamer,

1520
00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:54,860
you can suffer the six weeks.

1521
00:51:54,860 --> 00:51:55,700
Oh, of course.

1522
00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:57,940
I'm more excited for it.

1523
00:51:57,940 --> 00:52:00,380
And the fact they flat out say it's for bug fixes

1524
00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:01,500
and polish and things like that.

1525
00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:02,460
They're making the game.

1526
00:52:02,460 --> 00:52:04,580
They're bringing out a complete game.

1527
00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:07,500
These are the little touch-ups that you do.

1528
00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:09,020
And it's just before my birthday.

1529
00:52:09,020 --> 00:52:09,860
So.

1530
00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:10,740
So it's fantastic.

1531
00:52:10,740 --> 00:52:15,220
It is very, pardon me, fantastic.

1532
00:52:15,220 --> 00:52:18,780
And I cannot wait to continue Cal Kestis's journey

1533
00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:20,020
across the galaxy.

1534
00:52:20,860 --> 00:52:21,700
It's gonna be great.

1535
00:52:21,700 --> 00:52:25,780
It is, but it gives me more time to maybe jump on

1536
00:52:25,780 --> 00:52:28,100
Hogwarts Legacy and finish the game

1537
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:29,620
that I'm currently playing.

1538
00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:30,460
It does indeed.

1539
00:52:30,460 --> 00:52:32,700
Which I'll talk about on the Patreon exclusive.

1540
00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:35,300
What do you mean currently playing?

1541
00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:36,500
Well, the game that I'm currently playing.

1542
00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:37,340
Obviously I'm playing something.

1543
00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:38,160
Oh shit, sorry.

1544
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:39,100
I didn't hear that sentence properly.

1545
00:52:39,100 --> 00:52:41,100
I wasn't paying a massive attention.

1546
00:52:41,100 --> 00:52:42,420
There's a hidden game.

1547
00:52:42,420 --> 00:52:44,260
And if you want to hear that hidden game,

1548
00:52:44,260 --> 00:52:45,900
you have to sign up to our Patreon.

1549
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:48,540
Paywall, paywall, paywall, paywall, paywall.

1550
00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:51,740
Our Jedi Club, which is five pounds,

1551
00:52:51,740 --> 00:52:55,460
five great British pounds a month.

1552
00:52:55,460 --> 00:52:58,260
And you get two hours, a minimum,

1553
00:52:58,260 --> 00:53:00,940
every month of exclusive content.

1554
00:53:00,940 --> 00:53:02,900
I think the first episode I did with Stefan,

1555
00:53:02,900 --> 00:53:04,540
we did like an hour and a half.

1556
00:53:04,540 --> 00:53:05,500
Yeah, nutty.

1557
00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:06,340
We just went mental,

1558
00:53:06,340 --> 00:53:07,900
but we sort of calmed it down a bit.

1559
00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:08,740
You know what I mean?

1560
00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:11,740
We can't give everyone everything all the time.

1561
00:53:11,740 --> 00:53:13,420
We've got lives to lead.

1562
00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:15,720
So you can hear that on the old Patreon.

1563
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:18,960
Please, please give us the money.

1564
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:19,920
Now.

1565
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:20,760
Give us the money.

1566
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:21,580
Now.

1567
00:53:21,580 --> 00:53:23,280
Steph's downloading Day has gone on the Steam Deck

1568
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,200
as we speak.

1569
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:25,040
Sick game, you know, played that.

1570
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,760
I can't wait to play that.

1571
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,360
Obviously you get it with the PS5.

1572
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,680
It's one of those collectors collection things.

1573
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:33,200
They're taking it away by the way.

1574
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,400
Yeah, it's already in the library though,

1575
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:35,240
so they can't take it away.

1576
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,200
Yeah, so anything that's on that list,

1577
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,520
if you add it to the library,

1578
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:39,680
and you get to keep it as long as you've got

1579
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,800
PlayStation Plus back at it.

1580
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,200
Yeah, I played it a bit on the PlayStation.

1581
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,240
We spoke about it on the pod

1582
00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:46,440
because you could fucking kick

1583
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,280
the little zombie people's heads in.

1584
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,820
Yeah, platinum dip, bruv.

1585
00:53:49,820 --> 00:53:54,440
So no, I played about half an hour of it.

1586
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,600
And then, cause my mind was so overwhelmed

1587
00:53:56,600 --> 00:54:00,080
with having a PS5, I just couldn't concentrate.

1588
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,160
I know what you're talking about.

1589
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,360
Yeah, I was like, I wanna play everything right now.

1590
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,200
You literally, you switched on the PS5.

1591
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,040
What does that look like?

1592
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,120
And it's like, oh look, here's a PS5 collection for you.

1593
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,080
And then this whole catalog of really sick games.

1594
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,260
You're like, they're all free, download, download.

1595
00:54:13,260 --> 00:54:16,040
So I didn't give it that much time.

1596
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,720
But like I say, it's great on the Steam Deck.

1597
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:20,560
It's verified on the Steam Deck.

1598
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,440
So I'm gonna be playing it on that motherfucker.

1599
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,920
Very underrated game.

1600
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:24,960
Lot of love for that.

1601
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,720
Yeah, Mark really liked it as well.

1602
00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:27,780
But he did say he was like,

1603
00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:29,740
it might be a bit difficult to actually play

1604
00:54:29,740 --> 00:54:30,680
on the Steam Deck.

1605
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,120
Cause he was like, when you're running away

1606
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,320
from a hoard of zombies, he's like, you want a big screen.

1607
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,120
But thankfully, thanks to the Steam Deck,

1608
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,480
like the Nintendo Switch, you can also dock it.

1609
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:40,320
So there we go.

1610
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,360
I mean, you have to buy the dock separately,

1611
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,080
but you can dock it.

1612
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:47,480
So I can fix that issue if I really need to.

1613
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,760
Or you could just play on PlayStation.

1614
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,000
Yeah, or I can do that.

1615
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,440
Very good game.

1616
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:53,280
I hope you enjoyed it.

1617
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,800
But once again, I know it's gonna be a game

1618
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,240
you put in three hours and go, yeah, sick.

1619
00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:58,080
And then never play it again.

1620
00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:58,920
Cause I know we like.

1621
00:54:58,920 --> 00:54:59,980
Well, this is a different story though,

1622
00:54:59,980 --> 00:55:02,860
because unlike it having to sit in front of the screen,

1623
00:55:02,860 --> 00:55:05,080
I can lay in bed with Steph while she's on the Switch

1624
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,640
and also play that next to her.

1625
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,460
Have you seen that massive axe in London?

1626
00:55:08,460 --> 00:55:09,300
Yeah.

1627
00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:10,120
That's mental.

1628
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:10,960
Yeah, it doesn't hold a fucking,

1629
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:13,320
it looks like a shit axe compared to mine though.

1630
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:14,160
Still.

1631
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,000
But it is crazy.

1632
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:15,820
Crazy.

1633
00:55:15,820 --> 00:55:16,720
Why have they done that for?

1634
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:17,560
I have no idea.

1635
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:18,960
I love it.

1636
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:22,160
Did you see that they were posting up like cosplay guides?

1637
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,000
Yeah, I keep seeing stuff.

1638
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,480
To be like Kratos and stuff like that.

1639
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,880
That's quite cool.

1640
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:26,720
Yeah.

1641
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:29,200
I don't know why that's in there, but yeah.

1642
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,200
Jason Derulo.

1643
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:32,200
Should we leave it there?

1644
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:33,300
I reckon.

1645
00:55:33,300 --> 00:55:34,840
I reckon we'll fuck off there.

1646
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:39,120
So this has been episode number 33.

1647
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:42,400
Ash has made appearance once for his own podcast.

1648
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,280
So everyone congratulate him for doing that.

1649
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:45,120
Thank you.

1650
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:45,960
Round of applause.

1651
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,040
Thank you.

1652
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,080
We'll be back next week with Steph.

1653
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:49,920
Probably.

1654
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,280
Where we have some more gaming news.

1655
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,040
Where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where,

1656
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:57,800
hold on, hold your, hold your fucking horses.

1657
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,600
So the next episode will be the 10th,

1658
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:02,160
which will be release date of Hogwarts Legacy.

1659
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,440
So if I have actually pulled the trigger and pre-ordered it,

1660
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,240
there'll be a whole minimum of two days gameplay worth

1661
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:09,320
of Hogwarts Legacy that I can sit there and talk about.

1662
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,880
One of us needs to pre-order it at least.

1663
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:12,720
Yeah.

1664
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:14,000
We'll have to do it.

1665
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:14,840
All right, sweet.

1666
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:16,280
We'll rock, paper, scissors.

1667
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,920
All right, we're going to fuck it off there.

1668
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,080
We're going to leave you.

1669
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,920
We're going to go and do the exclusive episode.

1670
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:21,800
So if you want to listen to that,

1671
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,320
give us your fucking money and then have a nice little ear,

1672
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,160
ear listen.

1673
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,000
Yeah.

1674
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:27,820
See you later.

1675
00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:28,660
Uro.

1676
00:56:28,660 --> 00:56:56,380
.