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Hi everyone, it's What's the Buttons here.

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You know who it is.

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This is episode 32, 32 of the podcast.

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You'll know how many times I've got to fucking say this.

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Ash isn't here today.

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Aww.

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Ash isn't here today.

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We've got the lovely Steph with us again.

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Oh dear.

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And yeah, it's a bit late hitting the record on this one.

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So we're a little bit drained, a little bit tired, which is just fantastic.

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It's that kind of energy that you really need to do a podcast and talk about some cool shit.

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So shall we just fucking, we'll delve straight into it.

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Hogwarts Legacy is looking really fucking good.

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It is.

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It's looking really good.

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I keep seeing little bits of gameplay.

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People obviously have the game already and are messing around with it.

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I've tried to limit myself as much as I possibly can to things like spoilers,

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but the very brief gameplay I've actually seen, it looks so fucking good.

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Who's got it already then?

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I just keep seeing it pop up on TikTok lives and shit.

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Nah, they're playing old Hogwarts games.

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Nah, surely not. Not the graphics I've been seeing.

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I think so. Well, maybe.

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I don't think so.

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I've just been skipping past them.

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I mean, I see people like...

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It would make sense for people to have the game already this early,

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like streamers and things like that, because it comes out on...

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Builds momentum without advertising.

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Obviously it comes out three days early if you bought the deluxe edition.

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So that comes out on the 7th, I think.

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Yeah, I have genuinely seen people playing the old shit though.

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Yeah, so I saw one of someone had modded GTA.

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Oh, gosh.

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It looked like Hogwarts.

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Sick.

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It looked fucking cool.

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But yeah, it looks very cool.

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Ash sent me a picture, a brief summary of some of the things that they've added in.

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One of the cool things that I like is the transmogrification system.

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And they've just shortened it down to transmog like everyone else fucking calls it.

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And they've got the exact same system in World of Warcraft and a hell of a lot of games

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where you can basically reskin whatever you're wearing.

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So you want to change what your hat looks,

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but you want to keep that hat because it might have certain stats on it,

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then you can do that.

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Just make yourself look really cool.

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Which tells me there'll be a lot of cosmetics in this game.

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Because I don't understand why you'd bother having a transmog system

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and not flooding it with cosmetics.

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But it looks very good.

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It was around 120 hours worth of gameplay, over 150 side quests.

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Which sounds fucking sick.

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I was literally about to say, I feel like in the Hogwarts world,

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with how deep the lore is and the creatures and the spells and the different people

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and the different places, you can really make some cool quests.

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I feel like you haven't got to use the same shit over and over again

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because you've got so many different possibilities of stuff.

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Yeah. Mark was also saying that the PS5 has an exclusive quest

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that won't be available for other users.

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So Xbox, PC, Switch.

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Don't say that.

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For at least a year.

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It's called Hogsmeade something, something or other.

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I haven't really looked into it,

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but I think that's quite cool to have a specific quest for that.

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I think that's a good one.

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Someone's pulled some strings, I suppose.

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Yeah, definitely.

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I don't want to miss anything.

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I think Mark's really excited about it.

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I haven't pre-ordered it yet, but I feel like I will

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just because I want that three-day early access.

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I quite like the idea of that.

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That's quite a chunky early access as well.

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It's not bad.

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Would you get digital?

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I think you can only buy the Deluxe Edition through digital.

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Oh, really?

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I think so.

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I looked on Amazon and couldn't.

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Maybe elsewhere.

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But I think another...

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Well, so you've got...

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It's magical like the movies, obviously.

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Up to 120 hours of playtime, 150 side quests,

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a transmog system, no romances.

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Which I quite like.

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I quite like that because I feel like you don't need romances.

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I feel like if you threw a romance in this,

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you're shoehorning it into this type of game.

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Well, yeah, if you think things like...

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I'm trying to think of something else.

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I feel like there's hints, isn't there?

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I'm trying to think.

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I don't think there was any in Tomb Raider.

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She had like...

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Because obviously her father's already gone,

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but she had like a father figure.

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And no, yeah, so no, there was no...

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It would have, I feel like...

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When you get into the bones of the Harry Potter as a franchise,

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there is a lot of pining for him and he loves her and she loves him.

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And all that.

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And obviously there are couples and stuff.

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And yeah, I don't think you necessarily...

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No, I'm cool with that.

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Yeah, I don't think...

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It doesn't really add anything, does it?

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And this isn't Harry Potter.

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No, I mean in the world, yeah.

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Yeah, I mean the characters that are in it

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are not the characters that you're used to seeing.

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So that sort of relationship that you built up

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over many, many movies and many, many years isn't there.

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So you don't need to build upon that, which I quite like.

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There's going to be four levels of difficulty.

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I'd imagine easy.

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I'd imagine medium hard and...

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Really, really hard?

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Really, really, really hard.

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Legacy edition or something like that.

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Many mini games, 26 spells to choose from.

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Mini games, yeah.

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Yeah, different seasons and a day and night cycle.

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OK, cool.

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And I've seen the day and night cycle.

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I've seen them flick through different areas.

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And when it goes to nighttime, it completely changes.

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Visually, obviously, it looks incredible.

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But then even the NPCs and the different activities and stuff

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that pop up around you completely change.

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Cool.

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Because obviously it's a night cycle.

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So it's very in-depth.

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It's very interesting.

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I like that.

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I really do like that.

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And I love that.

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I think it might be Ocarina of Time, actually.

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And if you're caught in Hyrule Field at night,

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you get all the night monsters after you.

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And you know, you shit yourself as the sun goes down.

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You're like, oh, here they come.

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It's like Dying Light.

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When it hits nighttime with Dying Light and all the fucking

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nutty shit comes out, you're like, oh my god.

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So the Collector's Edition, which I believe is above the Deluxe

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Edition, you can buy the Deluxe Edition on a disc.

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Is the Collector's Edition the one that comes with the...

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All the shit.

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So hang on.

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You've got Deluxe Edition.

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It's on game.

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$74.99, PS5.

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I'm assuming that's a physical copy.

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It's a picture of a disc.

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Pre-order now.

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Yeah.

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And that's 72-hour access, Dark Arts Cosmetics, Dark Arts

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Battle Arena, and Necestral Mount.

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But they have the Collector's Edition.

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It's just an easy extra 200 quid.

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200 is just a lot.

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I don't know what you actually get, though.

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I don't know if we kind of covered this.

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The game, OK?

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You get the game.

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A life-size...

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Oh, yes.

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Remember that?

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A life-size floating ancient magic wand.

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Yeah, the book and the wand, yeah.

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Steel case, a robe, mount, Dark Arts stuff, exclusive quest.

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Maybe that's what it is.

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The exclusive quest.

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Well, that's included.

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In the Hogwarts Legacy Collector's Edition for PS5.

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Plus 72 hours early access.

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And pre-order now to get the Onyx Hippogriff Mount and the

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Felix Felicis Potion Recipe.

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exclusive, only available to Game.co.uk in the UK subject to availability.

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Maybe we need to do some research on that one.

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Yeah, so the base game is 59.99, Deluxe 74.99.

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Well, here we go.

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Here's how we'll know.

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Because if I go onto the Xbox Series X, does that too have a

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PS5 exclusive quest?

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No.

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No.

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So there you go then.

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Oh, that's one for Mark then.

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You only get it in the Collector's Edition, I think.

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Sorry, Mark, you've got to pay fucking 200 or quid.

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Let's see if you can get a PS4 Collector's Edition.

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Yeah.

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Exclusive quest.

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There you go.

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So yeah, it's exclusive to the PlayStation Collector's Edition,

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not just the PS5.

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Because you can have that if you're on the PS4 as well.

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Oh, look at that.

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It's cheapest.

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Go on.

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Do you want to get the de-LL cheapest version?

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What, of Hogwarts Legacy?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, go on.

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It's on the Switch, isn't it?

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Of course it is.

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Yeah, that's because it's embarrassingly late.

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Yeah, it'll already be discounted by then.

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Yeah.

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How much is it?

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So you got on the Xbox, so Xbox Series X, 10th of February, 59.99.

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They've given you an old five quid discount.

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Oh, man.

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For the fact that the Xbox One is April the 4th,

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and Switch is 27th of July, and it's 49.99.

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49.

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Yeah, a whole 10 or less for that good old, you know,

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five month delay.

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That good old fat fucking delay.

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But that's OK, because...

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No, the only thing, one thing I'm like, I don't know about is,

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obviously now your PlayStation's in here,

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I don't know how...

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how we'll manage with the level of, like, if I watch,

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because I think I enjoy watching people play

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and get really involved in that,

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I feel like if I watch you play too much,

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I'll be bored and never want to play it myself.

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What, if you just...

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Potentially.

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It will be very spoiler...

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Heavy.

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Yeah.

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Exactly.

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Spoilerrific.

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But at the same time, I wouldn't want to limit you and be like...

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Well, I originally said that I weren't massively interested

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in that I would buy it and you would play it this time

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and I would watch.

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But having seen some more gameplay, it looks very fun.

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Right.

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It looks very fun.

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I'm going to be an evil son of a bitch.

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You know what that is.

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I'm going to be killing people left, right and centre.

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Yeah.

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That's the only child.

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That's the only child in me kicking in.

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That's the only child in it.

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You're funny, Wayne.

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Give me that brownie.

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Oh, God.

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Inside joke.

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Yeah.

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Be grateful that you don't get that reference.

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Yeah, yeah.

264
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Cheers.

265
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We'll fill you in on the documentary when we have one.

266
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Yeah.

267
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Fucking hell.

268
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So, yeah.

269
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So, what do you think of...

270
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What did you think of the second episode of The Last of Us?

271
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It's mental, isn't it?

272
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Yeah.

273
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I still can't get over the test thing.

274
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It really freaked me out.

275
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Because I went back and watched it.

276
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What happens in the game.

277
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It doesn't happen like that in the game.

278
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You don't even see a go in the game.

279
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Yeah, no.

280
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And it's like alive people, isn't it?

281
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Yeah, yeah, no, yeah.

282
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It was a bit...

283
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It was creepy.

284
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And I think a lot of people have been saying, like, they were trying to sort of like decipher

285
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what the meaning of the, essentially, the kiss, if it were, you know, if you call it

286
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a kiss.

287
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They were like, you know, is that...

288
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Because they were trying to...

289
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A lot of people have been saying, and I don't really know where I kind of stand on it.

290
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Was she already...

291
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Was the infection taking over?

292
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There's the one thing.

293
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Or like, was she already beginning to connect to the hive mind in the sense that she was

294
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the one how, like, emotionally, when she spoke to Ellie earlier on, when she said about,

295
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you know, more than you could ever know, you know, they're so connected.

296
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It was like to give her a bit of like ending of her arc in a bit more of a meaty way, showing

297
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that, like, coming to fruition.

298
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And, you know, and it's like, was she struggling with the lighter because the lighter was shit?

299
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Or was she struggling with the lighter because, like, the hive mind or the infection was sort

300
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of taking over her and it was her last sort of stand because obviously the bite was so

301
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close to her brain.

302
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:02,700
Yeah, it was.

303
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Being it was on her shoulder.

304
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And it's just, yeah, it's mad how that one literally like 30 second scene has just opened

305
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up such a massive dialogue by itself.

306
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I feel like it was...

307
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There had to have been a reason behind it because obviously she tipped over a crate

308
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of fucking grenades.

309
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And then...

310
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Grenades.

311
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You just poured petrol all over the floor and then you want to light it on fire to burn

312
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all these zombies and blow the building up.

313
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,700
There's a fucking grenade next to you.

314
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Just pull the pin and stand there cooking it.

315
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Yeah.

316
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Yeah.

317
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But then I suppose it wouldn't have created that moment, would it?

318
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That's what I'm saying.

319
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So there must be a reason for that moment.

320
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:41,700
And she needed to wait until the majority of them were in the building.

321
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:42,700
Yeah, but she could have done.

322
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:46,700
She could have pulled the pin, cooked it, and just held onto it.

323
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As long as she holds that trigger, it ain't going anywhere.

324
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:52,700
So just hold it and then let the horde come running in.

325
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,700
And then you go, boop, and then bang.

326
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:58,700
Yeah, but then I think that's so much more violent than a lighter.

327
00:13:58,700 --> 00:13:59,700
I don't know, though.

328
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To choose yourself.

329
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:05,700
Watching them fucking weird technical feeler things go down her throat was very...

330
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And of course...

331
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And it's the...

332
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Chilling.

333
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,700
What always gets me, it always...

334
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With everything, it's...

335
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,700
You see it like wild laugh videos and shit like that.

336
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:18,700
And it always seems to be like anything in the sea.

337
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:21,700
I think it's because you can't really see emotion on a fish.

338
00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:22,700
I don't know why.

339
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,700
Or like crabs and stuff like that.

340
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:25,700
I'm getting there.

341
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,700
It's that...

342
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Allowance of death.

343
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:33,700
Like it just is part of nature.

344
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,700
In that you just allow...

345
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,700
So it'd be like, I don't know, you see a video of a fucking...

346
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:42,700
A crab picking off a fucking live fish or something like that.

347
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,700
And the fish just isn't bothered.

348
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,700
It's just letting the crab do what it needs to do.

349
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:52,700
And it's that not caring and acceptance of you're gonna die.

350
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:58,700
And I feel like seeing Tess just stand there and let this walker come straight up to her.

351
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And then just like neck on with her.

352
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:03,700
With those weird...

353
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:05,700
Because obviously that's new, isn't it?

354
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:11,700
With the infected, the tendrils or whatever they want to be called coming out of them.

355
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:16,700
Wasn't in, isn't in the game, that's a nice little adaptation that they've done.

356
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,700
That makes them a hell of a lot more creepy.

357
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:24,700
And yeah, I liked the scene, but it was like...

358
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:27,700
Because she's just sitting there, just standing there letting it happen.

359
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:31,700
But then it's like, again, another kind of question.

360
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:35,700
Is it because like her staying still?

361
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:39,700
Is that because she's thinking, shit, if I move, if I push him, try and push him away,

362
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:42,700
if I try and do something, he could rip me apart and I won't be able to light the lighter.

363
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:43,700
I won't be able to do anything.

364
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:46,700
Or is it purely out of fear?

365
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,700
She didn't know what to do.

366
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,700
I don't know.

367
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:55,700
Or again, is it the, as I say, that high of mind connection?

368
00:15:55,700 --> 00:16:05,700
So yeah, I thought it was great how many things that sort of sparked, if you will.

369
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:11,700
And actually it is the predominant thing that I remember of that episode.

370
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:14,700
And I appreciate it was also near to the end, but at the same time,

371
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:22,700
I think that was just such an incredible artistic decision that has really, I think for me,

372
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:26,700
as excited as I was at the end of the first episode, this is like, oh my God, this is like hard hitting.

373
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:31,700
In the sense that it's nearly a week, or will be like four or five days later.

374
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:37,700
And I keep just thinking about like, fucking hell, that must have been so like, you're watching it.

375
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,700
You're putting yourself in her shoes.

376
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:42,700
You're putting yourself in Joel's shoes, Ellie's shoes.

377
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:47,700
And even that, the fact that when she said, you know, I've never asked you to feel what I feel.

378
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:56,700
And it like summed up the whole like, because you haven't really seen that much of anybody yet,

379
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,700
but you already feel like you know them.

380
00:16:58,700 --> 00:16:59,700
Well, you do.

381
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,700
You do.

382
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:05,700
I think I don't, are you talking as in, because you've played the game?

383
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:06,700
Yeah.

384
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:10,700
Because obviously I know part two, but not so much the first.

385
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:14,700
I just, I don't know the necessary ins and outs of the first one.

386
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,700
I'm so, no, go on.

387
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:19,700
It's just the bit where, if you remember with like Joel's apartment,

388
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,700
they showed Tess hugging him in bed.

389
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:27,700
Like that's like they obviously, because I think quite a few people being like, yeah,

390
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,700
but you know, whatever, you know, they never kissed.

391
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:30,700
They never did that.

392
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:34,700
Something the other, it's like, no, we never saw it, but they've definitely had these intimate moments.

393
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:41,700
You can see how much they sort of understand each other and have that, you know, they intended to do that together.

394
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:42,700
They're more than just partners to survive.

395
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:43,700
Yeah.

396
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,700
They have found something in each other.

397
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:53,700
It's very, for someone who played part one and holds such high value of it,

398
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:59,700
I am, that's the main reason why I'm so excited because I know what happens.

399
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,700
I know it all.

400
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,700
And I love the story behind it.

401
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,700
It's one of the best video game stories ever made.

402
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:15,700
And the way that they are portraying this in a series is fucking phenomenal.

403
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:22,700
And I just cannot wait to see all the juicy bits that I know happen to see how they look on the screen.

404
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:27,700
And all the little adaptations they will do, the cinematic stuff.

405
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:35,700
I'm just really excited to see how it pans out, especially now that in the first game, when Tess died,

406
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,700
that was the point when it was right.

407
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,700
It's me and Ellie now.

408
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,700
Yeah.

409
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:40,700
That was it.

410
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,700
You were now looking out for each other.

411
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,700
It's another big hit for Joel.

412
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:51,700
So he's now stuck with this kid that he doesn't even fucking like.

413
00:18:51,700 --> 00:19:00,700
And this is when you really start to see this story grow and flourish and something beautiful begin to form.

414
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:06,700
And yeah, I think if you've played the game, you have that attachment already.

415
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:10,700
That's such deep love for these characters.

416
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,700
And to just see it being played so fucking well.

417
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:14,700
So well.

418
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:17,700
Well, this is why I do want to play for myself, because I have like,

419
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:22,700
I feel like I've got about like 85 percent of that.

420
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:23,700
You know what I mean?

421
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:24,700
Like it's like there.

422
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:33,700
But then I don't know, like in the position I am in, where, you know, as I say, I know a lot of what happens.

423
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:41,700
But at the same time, not to the extent of knowing it completely.

424
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:44,700
So now I'm in a position where it's like, I really want to play it.

425
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:49,700
But then at the same time, I am enjoying this sort of like half and half.

426
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:52,700
Oh, I know. That kind of thing.

427
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,700
Yeah, you've still got mystery involved.

428
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,700
Yeah.

429
00:19:56,700 --> 00:20:02,700
So do you like in the sense that they have changed small parts like it was a.

430
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,700
Well, the first bit of episode two.

431
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:05,700
Yeah.

432
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,700
You don't fucking.

433
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:07,700
I didn't remember.

434
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,700
We didn't even think that it was actually the fucking last of us.

435
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:10,700
Yeah.

436
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:13,700
It took us a while to figure out that it was the last of us, because obviously we.

437
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,700
Watching it in a way.

438
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:20,700
Perfectly legal way, but things like how the car accident was different.

439
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:23,700
Tessie's death was completely different, but similar.

440
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:29,700
I feel like there is there really is something to be said for giving.

441
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:36,700
Plus, the fact that a lot of people might have played this up to like 10 years ago, 2014, 2013, 2014, 2013.

442
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:42,700
You know, so so also even people who did, you know, there would have been people who rinse that three days after it came out,

443
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,700
finished it, haven't played it again since, have that love for it.

444
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:49,700
But yeah, I do think there's a freshness there, even if you have, you know.

445
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,700
Yeah, I agree. Yeah.

446
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:52,700
Yeah.

447
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:53,700
You check it.

448
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,700
I think it's 2014.

449
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,700
I think it is.

450
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:01,700
Let me get my Australian phone.

451
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,700
Yeah, just for the lows.

452
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:08,700
What year did the last of us come out on PlayStation?

453
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,700
I found this on the web.

454
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:11,700
Oh, it was 2013.

455
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,700
It was 2013.

456
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:14,700
There you go.

457
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:18,700
Yeah, so that's that's our spoilers for the last of us episode two.

458
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,700
Yeah, so apologies.

459
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,700
Sorry, Mark.

460
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:23,700
Go fuck yourself.

461
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,700
Has he not watched it?

462
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,700
No, you still won't watch it, will you?

463
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:28,700
Can't wait.

464
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:32,700
Oh, come on then, Ben, end of the.

465
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,700
So yeah.

466
00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:35,700
So yeah.

467
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:37,700
Shall we move on to the shit game?

468
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,700
What? For spoken?

469
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:40,700
For spoken.

470
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:46,700
See now, no, because I don't believe.

471
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,700
I meant to have a little.

472
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:51,700
We believe every single person has played it is wrong.

473
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:52,700
So no, not at all.

474
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:56,700
But I don't believe that it is every person that's played it.

475
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:57,700
I think it's horrendous.

476
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:58,700
What we're looking at.

477
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:00,700
Hang on. We've got.

478
00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:01,700
Oh, yeah.

479
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:02,700
Yeah.

480
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:03,700
Don't read it.

481
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,700
67 cent on critic.

482
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:06,700
Six out of ten on IGN.

483
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,700
Six out of ten is not bad.

484
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,700
Six out of ten is not that bad.

485
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:11,700
Better than half.

486
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,700
And then you got three point on Google.

487
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,700
It's about even Stevens five to one.

488
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,700
You either love it or hate it.

489
00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:19,700
It's mom.

490
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:20,700
So you know here.

491
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:24,700
Five star, five star, four star.

492
00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:25,700
Five star.

493
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:26,700
Four star.

494
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:28,700
Five, five, five.

495
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:31,700
But then it is people being like it's just like their moms and their nans.

496
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,700
Yeah, I think.

497
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,700
I think the premise of it.

498
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:38,700
No, no, no, no.

499
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:45,700
It's just like the like there's someone here and she's just saying like as a black female game where I was excited to play it.

500
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,700
Finally, a game with a black female lead.

501
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,700
Not super common in video games.

502
00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:53,700
And when it does happen, it's often pretty stereotypical contrary to a lot of people here.

503
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:54,700
I did actually like the demo.

504
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:56,700
Played it a couple of times.

505
00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:58,700
Pre-ordered the game without looking at critic reviews.

506
00:22:58,700 --> 00:22:59,700
So I before I did.

507
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:00,700
Oh, my mistake.

508
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,700
Yeah.

509
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,700
Um.

510
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:04,700
Yeah.

511
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:05,700
Oh, no.

512
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:06,700
Yeah, look.

513
00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:07,700
Uh.

514
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:11,700
Unfortunately, the kind of mentality translated to how his phrase background was written.

515
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:16,700
Abandoned as a baby, grew up on the streets, somehow affiliated with a gang, a criminal.

516
00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:19,700
And as a young black girl, pickpockets her as a bonus.

517
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:20,700
Yeah.

518
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:21,700
Surprise.

519
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:22,700
There were no black writers for the game.

520
00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:23,700
Yeah.

521
00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:24,700
It really didn't need to come up.

522
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:31,700
Come across as preachy, but avoiding the normal tropes and stereotypes associated with black people or hiring at least one black writer shouldn't be difficult.

523
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:32,700
I know that there's that is bad.

524
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,700
There's a lot of people regardless.

525
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:35,700
It's actually really fun to play.

526
00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:41,700
There's a lot of people in this world that won't give a shit about the thing about the point that Steph's just read out.

527
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:45,700
And I think for a lot of people, they don't care about that.

528
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:47,700
That type of stuff.

529
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:57,700
But for the for the amount for the same amount of people that don't care about it, there's there's a large amount of people that that does mean a lot to them.

530
00:23:57,700 --> 00:24:03,700
So like you say, a young black woman being the the lead in a video game doesn't happen all too often.

531
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:04,700
It really doesn't.

532
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:10,700
Now, for me, as a as a as a white male, well, I'm not bothered.

533
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:17,700
But for for this for like this person that just wrote that review, they said they were excited.

534
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:25,700
True. But then there's also one here that he was pissed because it wouldn't let him choose his race or his gender.

535
00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:26,700
He didn't want to play as a black girl.

536
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:29,700
He wanted to play. Well, then don't buy the fucking game.

537
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:30,700
Don't buy the fucking game.

538
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:33,700
Any large open world developers should not have.

539
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:34,700
No, it shouldn't.

540
00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:35,700
No, you shouldn't have to.

541
00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:40,700
You shouldn't have to cater to that because then when you have it, it's a fucking video game.

542
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,700
It just feels a weird playing as a woman.

543
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:43,700
Yeah.

544
00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:44,700
Oh, fuck off.

545
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:45,700
There's loads of people like that.

546
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:46,700
There's loads of people like that.

547
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:49,700
Well, try having to play as a bloke for the majority.

548
00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:50,700
I don't give a shit.

549
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:51,700
Yeah, don't don't.

550
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,700
It's nice to play as a girl.

551
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:53,700
Don't buy the fucking game.

552
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,700
No one's forced you to buy it.

553
00:24:55,700 --> 00:25:04,700
But I'm saying from a from a from a black woman's perspective, which I obviously I can't fucking give, but I can I can try to speak on.

554
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:15,700
It does feel like Forspoken was was that game where where maybe maybe you you were looking forward to being able to play a character like that.

555
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:21,700
And I would agree with that review in that they've done it a disservice.

556
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:24,700
Massively having a single black writer on the team.

557
00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:25,700
Yeah.

558
00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:31,700
And that's not just we're not sitting here saying that the people that made Forspoken a racist is not anything like that.

559
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:48,700
But I feel like you as a as games developers, they must recognize the somewhat significance to having your main protagonist in a game, a young black female, because it doesn't happen.

560
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:58,700
Anyone listening, I'll give you 100 quid if you can name me five fucking games where the main protagonist is a young black female or young female.

561
00:25:58,700 --> 00:25:59,700
It doesn't happen. It does not.

562
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:07,700
It does not happen. Gaming is still very much a male dominated world, but it's becoming more inclusive of women and and everything fucking else, which is great.

563
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:26,700
But I just think that they they should have given it more thought that the game itself, the the the the little things like the voiceovers, the the the dialogue that's just said randomly the fucking open world with nothing in it.

564
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:30,700
See now, sorry, go on. Finish point. I don't want to interrupt you.

565
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:31,700
I'm going to go on for a while.

566
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:38,700
Oh, this is kind of when we were talking about the other day, like there's a demo you can play apparently.

567
00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:39,700
Yeah, I think so.

568
00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:42,700
Well, there was. See, this is why Mark played the demo.

569
00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:43,700
Okay. What did he think?

570
00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:44,700
He fucking hated it.

571
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:47,700
Right. See, I do think there's something to be said.

572
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:48,700
No, no, that's fine.

573
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:56,700
But I do think it's so hard with reviews and Metacritic and all this stuff, because ultimately it is opinion based.

574
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:59,700
And I think that some games, yes, are objectively awful.

575
00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:02,700
I think, you know, like the shit that happened with Cyberpunk and all things like that.

576
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:05,700
Like if you have to turn around and go shit, yeah, go on.

577
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:06,700
You can have a refund for free.

578
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:07,700
We know it's really bad.

579
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:09,700
So, you know, that's that's the thing in itself.

580
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:11,700
That is something where you can sort of believe it.

581
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:15,700
But but I think with one moment, just with things like this.

582
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,700
So just then having a quick flick through reviews.

583
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:21,700
So much of it isn't based on the actual gameplay.

584
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:26,700
Even that lady just then she actually went down to say, oh, but the game is great.

585
00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:42,700
And I do think that sometimes this world in which reviews and this online access to other people's thoughts so easily, it does kind of you know, I mean, like we're here talking about a game that personally we've never played.

586
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:52,700
And you and I both know there are films, there is bands, music, songs, games that we love to death that either did shit, got cancelled because no one watched them.

587
00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:53,700
Yeah.

588
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:54,700
Everyone hates it or whatever.

589
00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:57,700
You know, and I do think sometimes it is unfair.

590
00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:59,700
But that's you strongly.

591
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:01,700
But you you like that.

592
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:04,700
And I've watched a lot of gameplay.

593
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:05,700
Must be near the hours.

594
00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:06,700
I am absolutely listening to you.

595
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:09,700
But I'm just going to flip through a bit of actual gameplay.

596
00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:10,700
And it doesn't look good.

597
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:11,700
It doesn't look fun.

598
00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:13,700
It's not entertaining.

599
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:18,700
The the bits of the story that I've seen, you aren't they haven't built upon the character.

600
00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:20,700
The story is very, very weak.

601
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:21,700
They've run with the hype.

602
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,700
It's a very short campaign.

603
00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:28,700
Fifteen hours roughly for a full price game.

604
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:29,700
It's not good enough.

605
00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:33,700
And then you've got so you've got four different zones and it's big.

606
00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:34,700
The open world is huge.

607
00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:35,700
Right.

608
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:40,700
Two of the zones, the main store, the main campaign doesn't take you through those two zones.

609
00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:42,700
And I said to Marcus, this is ridiculous.

610
00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:50,700
You can't have a massively open world game and have all these different areas and the main campaign not take you through every single area.

611
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:54,700
Even if you're just running through one of the main areas, don't even have to do anything.

612
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:55,700
You just have to run through it.

613
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:56,700
At least you've been there.

614
00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:59,700
It's taken your character there for some reason or another.

615
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:03,700
And I think to not do that is lazy writing.

616
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:04,700
Yeah.

617
00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:10,700
Because you obviously couldn't figure out a way to turn the story to put this person in those areas.

618
00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:14,700
And the areas themselves are very much the same.

619
00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:16,700
Just with a different fucking filter thrown on it.

620
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:18,700
It's not it's not good.

621
00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:26,700
It's almost like they've the the movement of the character, the parkour stuff and the the abilities and stuff that look fantastic.

622
00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:27,700
Yeah, it does look visually stunning.

623
00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:28,700
It looks really good.

624
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:35,700
But I think because of that, that's what's allowed them to have these open areas with fuck all in it.

625
00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:36,700
Yeah.

626
00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:40,700
Because you're running around as fast as you can, jumping around, doing fucking parkour over everything.

627
00:29:40,700 --> 00:29:47,700
So it's like, oh, well, we won't fill it because you'll be too intrigued with everyone with the way that your your movements are.

628
00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:56,700
And the fucking it's just the the little like quips that you say randomly.

629
00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:57,700
Yeah.

630
00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:59,700
Have some of this asshole.

631
00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:03,700
Like it's very how Marvel is now.

632
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:08,700
Marvel humor and the way that that they're not they're not nitty and gritty anymore.

633
00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:10,700
They're almost like fucking comedic.

634
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:15,700
It's very like like, yeah, it's just very, very boring.

635
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:17,700
And it is I don't know.

636
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:24,700
I think for a game that that was announced long before the PS5 come out and that looked really fucking good.

637
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,700
Me and Mark were really excited about it because it looked fucking sick.

638
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,700
The trailer reveal trailer for it looked fucking mental.

639
00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:31,700
Yeah.

640
00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:32,700
It also just get in the graphically.

641
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:33,700
It looks shit as well.

642
00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:36,700
It doesn't look fucking good for a PS5 game.

643
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:37,700
It does not look good.

644
00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:39,700
No, it doesn't look as good as it should be.

645
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:40,700
It really doesn't.

646
00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:41,700
Yeah.

647
00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:46,700
And this like I'm just going on this random YouTuber and he's like, I play for spoken to see if it's that bad.

648
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:47,700
Yes, it's that bad.

649
00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:48,700
Yeah.

650
00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:55,700
Oh, and the fucking quests that all the same leaving a bag of cash in a burning room on purpose is the worst plot point I've seen in a while.

651
00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:57,700
All the all the quests are the same again.

652
00:30:57,700 --> 00:30:59,700
Lazy writing.

653
00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:00,700
Yeah.

654
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:01,700
It's just a flop.

655
00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:06,700
It's and it's a shame because it had such big potential, really big potential.

656
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:19,700
And I think that it I think people are starting to get very annoyed with overhype of games and then it just being shit, just being lazy.

657
00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:26,700
You're going to have four massive zones, not even bother taking you through two of them and have them completely empty.

658
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:29,700
Fuck off two of the zones and work on the other two.

659
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:30,700
Make them look better.

660
00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:31,700
Yeah.

661
00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:32,700
Put more shit in that.

662
00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:36,700
You don't have to make the bigger the game doesn't always mean the better.

663
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:37,700
And this is a prime example of it.

664
00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:45,700
It was a big game, but you can get the campaign done in 15 hours and there's fuck all to actually see to keep you entertained while you're running around.

665
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:46,700
There's no fast travel.

666
00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:47,700
What's the point?

667
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:48,700
It's pointless.

668
00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:49,700
And then ask for full price.

669
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:52,700
It's just stupid.

670
00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:53,700
It's just stupid.

671
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:54,700
I'm upset.

672
00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:56,700
I'm upset with it because it looked so good.

673
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:59,700
It looks so promising and they just fucked it.

674
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:00,700
Yeah.

675
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:02,700
Don't get for spoken.

676
00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:03,700
Yeah.

677
00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:08,700
I mean, I can't I can't truly comment because there's a say I haven't even really looked up anything.

678
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:11,700
But yeah, I do absolutely catch your point.

679
00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:26,700
And I just think, yeah, I think the fact that they did, as you say, like I remember, they kind of almost like I don't know, like the momentum because it was even before the PS5.

680
00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:28,700
I think it just has led to this.

681
00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:38,700
I mean, it's probably not even entirely their fault in the sense that you don't get to use a fucking melee weapon until two thirds of the way into the game.

682
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,700
Why?

683
00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:41,700
Why did you do that?

684
00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:42,700
It's a game.

685
00:32:42,700 --> 00:32:43,700
Why do that?

686
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:46,700
Don't have some of the coolest shit that right at the end.

687
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:48,700
It's fucking boring.

688
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,700
I'm sick of it.

689
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:52,700
Maybe I'll buy it.

690
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:57,700
No, I'm just I'm just reading off what everyone else is already fucking saying about it.

691
00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:59,700
It doesn't look good.

692
00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:01,700
You really doesn't.

693
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:08,700
But the I will give it that the spells and everything and the abilities that you can use look fucking sick.

694
00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:10,700
They do look really cool.

695
00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:11,700
The combat looks really cool.

696
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:14,700
The parkour side of it, the way that you run the fucking bounce.

697
00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:17,700
Even when you open the chest, you're doing a fucking backflip while you're doing it.

698
00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:18,700
It looks cool.

699
00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:21,700
It looks really cool.

700
00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:24,700
Well, I will know if it goes for cheap cheap.

701
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:25,700
No.

702
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,700
Boon said it's rolling on cheap cheap.

703
00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:28,700
I don't think it will ever.

704
00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:30,700
I'm going to fucking touch it.

705
00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:31,700
No.

706
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:32,700
No.

707
00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:34,700
Yeah, that was for spoken.

708
00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:37,700
Oh, Christ, I'm tired.

709
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:39,700
So I was so tired.

710
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:40,700
It's bad, isn't it?

711
00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:41,700
I know.

712
00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:42,700
How far we got?

713
00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:44,700
How far we in, lad?

714
00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:46,700
Fucking half hour in.

715
00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:48,700
Hey, babe.

716
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,700
Hey, babe.

717
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:53,700
Well, I finished I finished my star path on Dream Not Vanished.

718
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:55,700
You didn't, did you?

719
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,700
And here we go.

720
00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:59,700
I'll read you the.

721
00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:02,700
I will read you the road map.

722
00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:04,700
So I got a road map, though.

723
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:06,700
Yeah, nice one.

724
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:08,700
So first look at who and what.

725
00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:10,700
No, what and who.

726
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:13,700
Early 23 is shaping up to be a huge.

727
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:16,700
You can't wait to share the magic with you.

728
00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:19,700
We've got.

729
00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:23,700
The star pass in February is going to be Disney's 100th anniversary.

730
00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:24,700
That's a big one, isn't it?

731
00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:25,700
Yeah, it's looking good.

732
00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:31,700
And you'll discover the secrets of the Frosted Heights biome, which is one right at the top of the back.

733
00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:32,700
Exciting.

734
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:34,700
And it's going to be Mirabelle from Encanto.

735
00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:36,700
It's going to be new.

736
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:38,700
April Simba.

737
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:42,700
New characters and more surprises and a new realm.

738
00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:46,700
So maps getting even bigger.

739
00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:47,700
Or will it be a new realm?

740
00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:48,700
More bugs.

741
00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:51,700
Yeah, so it will be within the realm.

742
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:53,700
I think is within the castle.

743
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:54,700
Yeah.

744
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:56,700
And then a biome is on in the valley.

745
00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:58,700
And that will be the star pass will be celebrated.

746
00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:01,700
Disney parks going to be all over that.

747
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:05,700
That just says early summer unveil the secret of the forgetting.

748
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:06,700
Of the forgetting.

749
00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:08,700
Yeah, which is the whole thing while you're there.

750
00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:15,700
You know, the night thorns, the purple thorns and picking up all the bits of the diaries and stuff.

751
00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:23,700
And the whole reason of trying to bring all the villagers back to the valley is because something called the forgetting happened.

752
00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:26,700
And it like sent them all fucking away.

753
00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:31,700
No one can remember their lives and they come back and they go, oh, I've definitely been here before.

754
00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:32,700
And basically me and my sister.

755
00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:33,700
Was it?

756
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:34,700
Shit.

757
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:35,700
Shit.

758
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,700
I've been here before.

759
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:40,700
Me and Lou reckon it's us.

760
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,700
That our character.

761
00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:45,700
Who has been, you know, that you are the leader of the valley.

762
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:47,700
You were the leader of the valley.

763
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:52,700
And what you've been picking up is the rulers diaries.

764
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:56,700
And they're written in a different language that, funnily enough, you can read.

765
00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:57,700
Strange.

766
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:58,700
Of course you can.

767
00:35:58,700 --> 00:35:59,700
Strange, strange indeed.

768
00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:01,700
And some of them are really dark.

769
00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:04,700
I think I literally screenshot one the other day because it was like, I'm alone.

770
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:06,700
And I think I like being alone.

771
00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:07,700
Oh, nice.

772
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:08,700
Maybe I just don't have a choice.

773
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:09,700
You know, fucking hell.

774
00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:10,700
Christ.

775
00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:11,700
Nice one, Disney.

776
00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:12,700
Yeah.

777
00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:15,700
And so I reckon it's going to be something bad that we did that caused it.

778
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:16,700
But there you go.

779
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:19,700
So early summer, we're going to find out why it all happened.

780
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:20,700
Oh my God.

781
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:21,700
And that's the pumpkin house.

782
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:24,700
Oh, so no, no, no.

783
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:28,700
So the start of that I was doing and I was determined to complete, which I did.

784
00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:29,700
Yeah.

785
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:30,700
Go me.

786
00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:31,700
Nice one.

787
00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:32,700
Well done.

788
00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:36,700
I basically essentially forced me to unlock the two biomes I hadn't yet unlocked, but

789
00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:40,700
had the enough dream light to unlock.

790
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:45,700
And in it, there's this like weird pumpkin house and you can't open the door normally,

791
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:48,700
like anything, any door you can open.

792
00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:54,700
And yeah, there's like a picture of a person, which just remind me of that time.

793
00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:57,700
And they revealed that basically they let the male characters run faster than the women

794
00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:58,700
characters.

795
00:36:58,700 --> 00:36:59,700
But there you go.

796
00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:01,700
Then it says, that was hilarious.

797
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:03,700
Who fucking does that?

798
00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:08,700
That was hilarious that that became a thing.

799
00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:12,700
Someone would have had to physically input that for it to be a thing because there ain't

800
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:17,700
no way in hell that if you strip down the male character and the female character, that

801
00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:20,700
it's not the same fucking stick man in the animation.

802
00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:21,700
I don't know.

803
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:22,700
But then it says.

804
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:23,700
It's so funny.

805
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:24,700
I know.

806
00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:25,700
We're not five percent or something.

807
00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:26,700
God knows.

808
00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:29,700
Five percent speed books for having a dick.

809
00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:31,700
More to come.

810
00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:37,700
More characters, more realms, clothing and motifs, decorations and virtue.

811
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:38,700
And multiplayer.

812
00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:41,700
Multiplayer is going to be a cool one.

813
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:46,700
I'm not really sure how that's going to work, but that would be quite interesting because

814
00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:47,700
I don't even what would you do?

815
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:50,700
I don't understand what you would do as multiplayer.

816
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:52,700
Well, you can give each other bits.

817
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:59,700
You can visit maybe like fucking animal crossing or like what?

818
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:00,700
Like what?

819
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:01,700
Like what?

820
00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:06,700
Yes, but that sounds very familiar to animal crossing.

821
00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:09,700
What do you do on animal crossing multiplayer?

822
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:10,700
Tell me.

823
00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:13,700
Tell me what you do.

824
00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:15,700
Well, you can have best friends.

825
00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:16,700
Right.

826
00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:17,700
And what do you do with them?

827
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:20,700
Your best friend can dig and pick flowers and.

828
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:22,700
And do what with them?

829
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,700
You can hang out.

830
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:26,700
And give each other stuff.

831
00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:27,700
Right.

832
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:29,700
And what do you do on fucking anything else?

833
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:30,700
Right.

834
00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:31,700
So.

835
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:32,700
Just don't fight.

836
00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:33,700
Just because you don't fight.

837
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:34,700
No, no, no.

838
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:35,700
It's not because you don't fight.

839
00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:36,700
It's because you don't fight.

840
00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:41,700
Well, what if you if you take out the fighting on well, what do you do?

841
00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:42,700
What do you do with friends?

842
00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:43,700
Give them shit.

843
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:44,700
Hang out.

844
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:45,700
Walk around.

845
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:48,700
Oh, no, you can explore.

846
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:49,700
Mine.

847
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:50,700
Herbalism.

848
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:51,700
Same thing.

849
00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:52,700
Tailoring.

850
00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:53,700
Yep.

851
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:54,700
Blacksmithing.

852
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:55,700
Lovely.

853
00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:56,700
You can go to the fucking clothes shop.

854
00:38:56,700 --> 00:38:57,700
I wasn't digging you out.

855
00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:58,700
You do it subconsciously, bro.

856
00:38:58,700 --> 00:38:59,700
No, no, you're talking shit.

857
00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:00,700
No, I'm not.

858
00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:01,700
You are.

859
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:02,700
You can compare everything to animal crossing.

860
00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:07,700
No, it was because that is literally like animal crossing.

861
00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:11,700
Well, you're fucking talking like you're tired to be bothered by this.

862
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:12,700
Sorry.

863
00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:13,700
Well, carry on then, you're wetty.

864
00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:14,700
Well, that was it really.

865
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:15,700
Right.

866
00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:16,700
And then you're.

867
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:17,700
Yeah.

868
00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:18,700
Well, go on.

869
00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:19,700
Please.

870
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:22,500
End of the road map has to end somewhere.

871
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:24,820
So I'm not sure at what point it's going to become free to play.

872
00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:25,820
Probably that end shit.

873
00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:26,820
Why are you laughing at me?

874
00:39:26,820 --> 00:39:31,540
I'm not laughing at you.

875
00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:34,540
Carry on, please.

876
00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:35,540
You don't want dead air now.

877
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:36,540
Carry on.

878
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,540
Crack on me next topic.

879
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:39,540
Go on.

880
00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:40,540
You were talking for fuck's sake.

881
00:39:40,540 --> 00:39:41,540
No, that's it really.

882
00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:42,540
I've not.

883
00:39:42,540 --> 00:39:43,540
That says the end of them.

884
00:39:43,540 --> 00:39:45,540
It was the end of the road map.

885
00:39:45,540 --> 00:39:47,540
That's the end of the road map.

886
00:39:47,540 --> 00:39:48,540
It was the end of the road map.

887
00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:49,540
Are you excited?

888
00:39:49,540 --> 00:39:52,540
Well, I was.

889
00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:53,540
Why?

890
00:39:53,540 --> 00:39:59,540
Well, I don't understand what's wrong here.

891
00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:01,540
Nothing's wrong.

892
00:40:01,540 --> 00:40:04,540
Well, yeah, and that's it really.

893
00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:05,540
So.

894
00:40:05,540 --> 00:40:06,540
Be interesting.

895
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:07,540
What?

896
00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:08,540
It's been nice and interesting.

897
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:09,540
I'm interested.

898
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:10,540
I played it all before.

899
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:11,540
I played it.

900
00:40:11,540 --> 00:40:18,540
I got spoilers from Animal Crossing one and two.

901
00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:20,540
Those two games are absolutely nothing like.

902
00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:21,540
Yeah.

903
00:40:21,540 --> 00:40:22,540
All right, mate.

904
00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:23,540
I bought a steam deck.

905
00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:26,540
So talk about that.

906
00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:27,540
If you want.

907
00:40:27,540 --> 00:40:31,540
I bit the bullet and I purchased a steam deck today.

908
00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:35,540
I purchased the cheap one, which is unlike me.

909
00:40:35,540 --> 00:40:36,540
I haven't even seen it.

910
00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:37,540
What?

911
00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:39,540
Like, what do you get with it?

912
00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:40,540
Nothing.

913
00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:42,540
You don't get like a case or something?

914
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:43,540
Yeah, you get a case.

915
00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:45,540
Right, so you don't get nothing with it.

916
00:40:45,540 --> 00:40:46,540
Do you?

917
00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:47,540
You get a case.

918
00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:48,540
You get a fucking case with it.

919
00:40:48,540 --> 00:40:49,540
What's a charger like?

920
00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:51,540
Has it got a big meaty charger or is it just me gold plug?

921
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:53,540
I think it's just a standard normal charger, man.

922
00:40:53,540 --> 00:40:58,540
It holds two to four or three to four hours worth of charge.

923
00:40:58,540 --> 00:40:59,540
That is dead.

924
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,540
That is dead.

925
00:41:01,540 --> 00:41:02,540
What?

926
00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:03,540
Yeah.

927
00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:06,540
What's your problem?

928
00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:11,540
We can see it plugged in.

929
00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:20,540
If this was a Nintendo product, you would be having a fucking cow.

930
00:41:20,540 --> 00:41:22,540
You know what the difference is here, though?

931
00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:24,540
Is it something you like and not something I like?

932
00:41:24,540 --> 00:41:25,540
No, it's not.

933
00:41:25,540 --> 00:41:26,540
It's not a Nintendo product.

934
00:41:26,540 --> 00:41:28,540
It is quite literally a PC.

935
00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:29,540
Oh my God.

936
00:41:29,540 --> 00:41:30,540
So it's dead battery life.

937
00:41:30,540 --> 00:41:31,540
That's dead.

938
00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:32,540
No, no.

939
00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:33,540
That's not even a whole train ride, man.

940
00:41:33,540 --> 00:41:35,540
No, it's not dead battery life at all.

941
00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:41,540
It's exactly the same as what you would expect from a gaming laptop.

942
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:45,540
But I'm not taking my gaming laptop out and about, though.

943
00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:47,540
No, you don't need to because you've got a Steam Deck.

944
00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:48,540
But with a Switch.

945
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:49,540
For a limited time.

946
00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:55,540
With a Switch, you expect that sort of battery life because it's a handheld console.

947
00:41:55,540 --> 00:41:57,540
And because there's fuck all power to it.

948
00:41:57,540 --> 00:41:58,540
So it doesn't take a lot for it to run.

949
00:41:58,540 --> 00:42:03,540
Whereas the Steam Deck is quite a powerful thing.

950
00:42:03,540 --> 00:42:04,540
It can play a lot of games.

951
00:42:04,540 --> 00:42:06,540
Very, very decent.

952
00:42:06,540 --> 00:42:09,540
A lot of AAA stuff that the Switch might not be able to keep up with.

953
00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:18,540
So you deal with that short battery life for a little bit of entertainment while I'm sitting in the van.

954
00:42:18,540 --> 00:42:19,540
And the banister is going to get one as well.

955
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:22,540
And that's what we're going to do when we're sitting at work doing fuck all.

956
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,540
Sorry, Martin.

957
00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:25,540
And we're bored.

958
00:42:25,540 --> 00:42:28,540
We'll just be sitting there on the Steam Deck chilling, messing around.

959
00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:29,540
For a limited time.

960
00:42:29,540 --> 00:42:30,540
It's very cool.

961
00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:32,540
And you're going to be very interested in it.

962
00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:33,540
Probably more so than me.

963
00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:36,540
No, and I think that's absolutely fine.

964
00:42:36,540 --> 00:42:40,540
But really, this is all my fault because I don't know.

965
00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:43,540
I can't remember if we said before the fact that literally.

966
00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:44,540
Go on.

967
00:42:44,540 --> 00:42:51,540
Literally the first conversation that we ever, ever had after I said, is that an Assassin's Creed tattoo?

968
00:42:51,540 --> 00:42:52,540
You said, yes, it is.

969
00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:53,540
I said, I really like it.

970
00:42:53,540 --> 00:42:54,540
It's like Black Flag.

971
00:42:54,540 --> 00:42:55,540
You said, yeah, and I've got another one here.

972
00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:56,540
It's at Xio.

973
00:42:56,540 --> 00:42:57,540
I said, oh, that's really nice.

974
00:42:57,540 --> 00:42:58,540
I love it.

975
00:42:58,540 --> 00:42:59,540
Oh, this is really nice.

976
00:42:59,540 --> 00:43:00,540
And then you went, oh cool.

977
00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:01,540
What do you play on?

978
00:43:01,540 --> 00:43:02,540
I went Xbox.

979
00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:03,540
You went, oh.

980
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,540
Oh, God.

981
00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:06,540
Didn't you?

982
00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:08,540
And I said, well, what's wrong with that?

983
00:43:08,540 --> 00:43:10,540
And you're like, no, PlayStation all the way.

984
00:43:10,540 --> 00:43:11,540
PlayStation's the best.

985
00:43:11,540 --> 00:43:12,540
Oh my God, PlayStation's amazing.

986
00:43:12,540 --> 00:43:14,540
And then I said, well, I play a Switch as well.

987
00:43:14,540 --> 00:43:15,540
Oh no.

988
00:43:15,540 --> 00:43:16,540
Oh God.

989
00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:24,540
So really, it should be no surprise that that same thing, sorry, has maintained throughout

990
00:43:24,540 --> 00:43:25,540
our entire relationship.

991
00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:26,540
What do you mean?

992
00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:27,540
More for me.

993
00:43:27,540 --> 00:43:33,540
Because literally, if this was something I had bought, you'd be like, four hours is shit.

994
00:43:33,540 --> 00:43:34,540
I don't care how powerful it is.

995
00:43:34,540 --> 00:43:35,540
That is shit.

996
00:43:35,540 --> 00:43:36,540
No, I wouldn't.

997
00:43:36,540 --> 00:43:37,540
Yes, you would.

998
00:43:37,540 --> 00:43:38,540
No, I wouldn't.

999
00:43:38,540 --> 00:43:39,540
Yes, you would.

1000
00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:40,540
Oh my God.

1001
00:43:40,540 --> 00:43:41,540
Of course I wouldn't.

1002
00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:42,540
Anything I get is shit.

1003
00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:44,780
Anything you get is amazing.

1004
00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:50,540
Even the fact that, even the fact that the PlayStation 5, if you think that the PlayStation

1005
00:43:50,540 --> 00:43:56,620
5 launch, in terms of availability of the console, went well, then I'll never believe

1006
00:43:56,620 --> 00:43:57,940
another word that comes out of your mouth.

1007
00:43:57,940 --> 00:43:59,100
Because that was shocking.

1008
00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:02,700
You've got to admit, that was bad.

1009
00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:03,700
That was bad.

1010
00:44:03,700 --> 00:44:13,100
Me, Mark, Ash, Royce, anyone else involved that has a PS5, I think collectively when

1011
00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:20,100
it comes to the PS5 release, none of us give a fuck about how it went.

1012
00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:21,100
Because we have one.

1013
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:23,060
I don't care if no one else can get one.

1014
00:44:23,060 --> 00:44:24,060
I've got one.

1015
00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:25,060
And that's all that matters.

1016
00:44:25,060 --> 00:44:28,180
So that's like being like, well, I don't care what's going on with the government because

1017
00:44:28,180 --> 00:44:29,180
I'm not an MP.

1018
00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:33,620
No, you don't get to not have an opinion on something that you have an opinion on.

1019
00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:37,260
This entire podcast is an opinion.

1020
00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:41,540
Ash, Ash, mate, Ash, Ash, come back.

1021
00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:43,460
I'm not doing this next week.

1022
00:44:43,460 --> 00:44:51,500
The PS5 shortage and the issues with getting them out and dealing with the demand was a

1023
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:53,980
lot of it was contributed to cryptocurrency.

1024
00:44:53,980 --> 00:44:54,980
Right.

1025
00:44:54,980 --> 00:44:58,180
And you tell me that they had absolutely no idea that that could happen when they chose

1026
00:44:58,180 --> 00:44:59,180
that exact material.

1027
00:44:59,180 --> 00:45:01,420
I don't think that Sony had no idea.

1028
00:45:01,420 --> 00:45:05,420
I don't think that Sony realised that cryptocurrency was going to be a thing in line with when

1029
00:45:05,420 --> 00:45:07,820
the PS5 released and then would fucking steal.

1030
00:45:07,820 --> 00:45:08,820
Why?

1031
00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:09,820
Cryptocurrency has been going on for a long time.

1032
00:45:09,820 --> 00:45:11,260
Yeah, but it weren't booming though, was it?

1033
00:45:11,260 --> 00:45:13,260
It really fucking boomed, especially during COVID times.

1034
00:45:13,260 --> 00:45:15,980
So you're telling me when they're Googling, when they're having a little look up of, oh,

1035
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:16,980
what's this material used in?

1036
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:17,980
It was like, oh, crypto.

1037
00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:18,980
Never mind, that won't be a problem.

1038
00:45:18,980 --> 00:45:19,980
Come on, please.

1039
00:45:19,980 --> 00:45:20,980
Please, let's not research this shit.

1040
00:45:20,980 --> 00:45:21,980
No, it's not that it's used in crypto.

1041
00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:22,980
It was at a stage.

1042
00:45:22,980 --> 00:45:23,980
It's components.

1043
00:45:23,980 --> 00:45:24,980
They thought, oh, great, this will be lovely.

1044
00:45:24,980 --> 00:45:30,900
This is, you know, high performance all of a sudden the other.

1045
00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:33,020
It didn't work out.

1046
00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:34,020
It didn't work out.

1047
00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:35,020
And it did though.

1048
00:45:35,020 --> 00:45:36,020
It didn't.

1049
00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:37,020
They sold more than Xbox.

1050
00:45:37,020 --> 00:45:42,020
Oh my god, don't give a fuck about fucking PlayStation versus Xbox argument anymore.

1051
00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:45,020
No, it's not PlayStation versus Xbox.

1052
00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:47,860
You're saying that the launch has gone bad.

1053
00:45:47,860 --> 00:45:49,860
No, I didn't.

1054
00:45:49,860 --> 00:45:51,540
No, it was flawed.

1055
00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:52,820
They did not have the unit.

1056
00:45:52,820 --> 00:45:53,820
I'm not getting wrong.

1057
00:45:53,820 --> 00:45:55,820
At the end of the day, Nintendo didn't realise.

1058
00:45:55,820 --> 00:46:00,740
Nintendo, there was a shortage of switches because it was like, oh my god, demand's way

1059
00:46:00,740 --> 00:46:01,900
higher than we thought.

1060
00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:04,300
But that was embarrassing on Sony's part.

1061
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:05,300
It was like what?

1062
00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:10,460
Three Christmas, two Christmases in a row where no one can get hold of them because

1063
00:46:10,460 --> 00:46:12,020
they're just not available.

1064
00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:17,180
Well, yeah, but what is what would be your alternative to that?

1065
00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:18,900
The components, the components that they use.

1066
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,140
What they've built out of now.

1067
00:46:20,140 --> 00:46:22,140
What do you mean?

1068
00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:24,020
Well, they changed it, didn't they?

1069
00:46:24,020 --> 00:46:25,140
They've changed the whole thing.

1070
00:46:25,140 --> 00:46:27,540
The inside of yours don't look like one that gets sold now.

1071
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:28,860
Only the fucking the heatsink.

1072
00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:30,980
No, the whole thing is all different.

1073
00:46:30,980 --> 00:46:35,660
No, they've all like moved it up and made it more efficient and better heat distribution

1074
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,660
and stuff like that.

1075
00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:39,420
They changed the heatsink and then they moved a couple of things, but haven't actually changed

1076
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:40,420
components.

1077
00:46:40,420 --> 00:46:41,820
They're still the same components.

1078
00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:44,620
They made the heatsink smaller.

1079
00:46:44,620 --> 00:46:46,540
I thought it was the whole thing with the...

1080
00:46:46,540 --> 00:46:51,020
They made the heatsink smaller and then they were able to move various components around

1081
00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:54,020
in the PlayStation.

1082
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:58,060
They may have shrunk a couple of other bits down, maybe, but I'm pretty sure it's just

1083
00:46:58,060 --> 00:47:01,100
the heatsink is the main thing that they changed.

1084
00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:08,340
I don't think they changed CPUs or anything like that.

1085
00:47:08,340 --> 00:47:15,820
A new smaller motherboard, different cooling, changed the SSD enclosure, weight reduction.

1086
00:47:15,820 --> 00:47:20,620
So the motherboard would be a big one, but then that would be it, I think.

1087
00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:22,260
Changed the internal layout.

1088
00:47:22,260 --> 00:47:25,420
Did they downgrade?

1089
00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:30,100
This additional order of processes recently announced, pricing's increased.

1090
00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:31,100
They definitely changed something.

1091
00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:35,340
So they jigged it around to make it easier, maybe, for them to manufacture or to make

1092
00:47:35,340 --> 00:47:36,340
it quicker?

1093
00:47:36,340 --> 00:47:37,500
Yes, because that's the problem that they had, wasn't it?

1094
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:38,980
They could not manufacture them.

1095
00:47:38,980 --> 00:47:41,700
So they have changed it so that they can.

1096
00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:44,700
Yes.

1097
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:47,420
What will it take for you to admit that that was dodgy release?

1098
00:47:47,420 --> 00:47:48,420
You were stressing.

1099
00:47:48,420 --> 00:47:49,420
Mark, you know what I mean?

1100
00:47:49,420 --> 00:47:53,420
We were all on Argos at fucking four in the fucking morning.

1101
00:47:53,420 --> 00:47:54,420
Oh, God, yeah.

1102
00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:55,420
I was in the heart mode, weren't I?

1103
00:47:55,420 --> 00:47:56,420
Why are you giving me that look?

1104
00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:57,420
Lord, if this wasn't recorded, I'd go mad.

1105
00:47:57,420 --> 00:47:58,420
What?

1106
00:47:58,420 --> 00:47:59,420
What?

1107
00:47:59,420 --> 00:48:00,420
What?

1108
00:48:00,420 --> 00:48:01,420
You just spent the last five minutes going, no, there's nothing wrong with it.

1109
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:02,420
I don't care.

1110
00:48:02,420 --> 00:48:03,420
I don't even think.

1111
00:48:03,420 --> 00:48:18,500
Just to finally admit, it's OK, because there was a catharsis in you saying that out loud

1112
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,300
on a recording.

1113
00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:21,300
I've said many things out loud on recording.

1114
00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:25,620
There's now anyone who thought I was like, gosh, he's getting very irate over something

1115
00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:26,620
very little.

1116
00:48:26,620 --> 00:48:27,620
No, no.

1117
00:48:27,620 --> 00:48:28,620
It's just been going on for years.

1118
00:48:28,620 --> 00:48:30,620
Yeah, but you've got one in your room now.

1119
00:48:30,620 --> 00:48:32,580
I don't see what the issue is here.

1120
00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:35,660
We're one step closer to having every single console you can have.

1121
00:48:35,660 --> 00:48:37,660
Yeah, thanks to me.

1122
00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:40,700
What do you bring to the table?

1123
00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:41,700
One?

1124
00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:44,700
Only the most powerful ones.

1125
00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:48,980
I don't know.

1126
00:48:48,980 --> 00:48:53,660
So I bought the 64 gig Steam Deck.

1127
00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:57,660
Why are you giving me that look?

1128
00:48:57,660 --> 00:49:07,900
You got to do at least another half hour after this, mate.

1129
00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:11,340
So I bought the 64 gig Steam Deck.

1130
00:49:11,340 --> 00:49:13,140
It was 350 pounds.

1131
00:49:13,140 --> 00:49:14,140
What?

1132
00:49:14,140 --> 00:49:15,140
What now?

1133
00:49:15,140 --> 00:49:16,140
What?

1134
00:49:16,140 --> 00:49:17,140
You're making weird hand gestures.

1135
00:49:17,140 --> 00:49:19,540
You're landing an aircraft.

1136
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:20,540
What's up?

1137
00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:21,540
I just wanted to have a look at it.

1138
00:49:21,540 --> 00:49:22,540
What?

1139
00:49:22,540 --> 00:49:23,540
What?

1140
00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:24,540
A picture of it?

1141
00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:25,540
No, I've seen a picture of it.

1142
00:49:25,540 --> 00:49:26,540
It's fine.

1143
00:49:26,540 --> 00:49:27,540
Carry on.

1144
00:49:27,540 --> 00:49:28,540
Don't put that fucking voice on.

1145
00:49:28,540 --> 00:49:31,540
I don't know what you mean.

1146
00:49:31,540 --> 00:49:32,540
Bollocks.

1147
00:49:32,540 --> 00:49:33,540
Absolute bollocks.

1148
00:49:33,540 --> 00:49:42,980
I bought the 64 gig one and you have the 64 gig, the 256 gig, I think, and the 512

1149
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:43,980
gig.

1150
00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:45,300
512.

1151
00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:47,980
And the price difference is quite vast.

1152
00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:57,660
So 350 for the smallest one and then 459 and then 570 for the biggest one.

1153
00:49:57,660 --> 00:50:02,300
And then with the biggest one, you get an anti-glare screen and then I think maybe a

1154
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:07,180
few other little bits, but nothing to do with the actual Steam Deck itself.

1155
00:50:07,180 --> 00:50:08,180
Yeah.

1156
00:50:08,180 --> 00:50:12,180
Between your one and the next one, I think there's different hard drives.

1157
00:50:12,180 --> 00:50:15,540
I think the second one is solid state and yours is something else.

1158
00:50:15,540 --> 00:50:18,540
Yeah, I won't worry about that.

1159
00:50:18,540 --> 00:50:21,540
So that affects speed, don't you?

1160
00:50:21,540 --> 00:50:30,380
So what I've done instead is I bought the 64 gig one and then I'm just going to buy

1161
00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:34,580
an SD card that I'm going to slap in it or another SSD.

1162
00:50:34,580 --> 00:50:39,860
One or two, whichever one is the easiest or the cheapest one to do and just beef the memory

1163
00:50:39,860 --> 00:50:40,860
up.

1164
00:50:40,860 --> 00:50:45,940
So that's going to turn up in one to two weeks and I am very excited for it.

1165
00:50:45,940 --> 00:50:46,940
Okay.

1166
00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:50,780
So do you want me to tell you the difference between the one you bought?

1167
00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:51,780
Yeah.

1168
00:50:51,780 --> 00:51:02,260
So your one will be 12.5% slower and boot speeds is 25% slower.

1169
00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:03,260
Nice.

1170
00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:04,260
Is that it?

1171
00:51:04,260 --> 00:51:05,260
Hang on.

1172
00:51:05,260 --> 00:51:11,940
I'll just load up the thing.

1173
00:51:11,940 --> 00:51:12,940
So.

1174
00:51:12,940 --> 00:51:18,420
Oh, it does have a docking station.

1175
00:51:18,420 --> 00:51:19,700
That's cool.

1176
00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:22,500
Every model supports the optional Steam dock docking station.

1177
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,460
I wonder where they got that idea from.

1178
00:51:25,460 --> 00:51:26,460
Yeah, interesting.

1179
00:51:26,460 --> 00:51:31,140
Providing game passes, the compatibility check, blah blah blah.

1180
00:51:31,140 --> 00:51:35,900
For more intense games, you need to crank down the graphics if you want 60 FPS.

1181
00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:37,540
Most of them play in 30, I think.

1182
00:51:37,540 --> 00:51:42,340
Most significant difference is the storage, but all deck models support, as you said,

1183
00:51:42,340 --> 00:51:46,740
support expandable storage or 3.0 storage.

1184
00:51:46,740 --> 00:51:49,940
But your games always run the most efficiently from internal storage.

1185
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:50,940
Yes.

1186
00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:55,260
So wait, so you've bought one that's 64 gig?

1187
00:51:55,260 --> 00:51:56,260
Yeah.

1188
00:51:56,260 --> 00:51:57,260
That's low.

1189
00:51:57,260 --> 00:51:58,260
Well, yeah.

1190
00:51:58,260 --> 00:51:59,260
Isn't it?

1191
00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:00,260
Yeah.

1192
00:52:00,260 --> 00:52:03,260
I won't pull forking out fucking 500 or quit.

1193
00:52:03,260 --> 00:52:04,260
Couldn't be bothered.

1194
00:52:04,260 --> 00:52:07,860
The decision here depends on the types of games you want to play and how many you'd

1195
00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:09,260
like to have installed simultaneously.

1196
00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:13,380
If you mostly play visual knowledge, public games and platformers, they don't require

1197
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:14,500
lots of storage space.

1198
00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:19,460
However, if you enjoy AAA titles, these often demanding plenty of space.

1199
00:52:19,460 --> 00:52:22,740
Red Dead Redemption 2, for example, needs 150 gig.

1200
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:23,740
We've got Prince of Paris, you motherfucker.

1201
00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:28,340
So it will not fit on the internal storage of the base model, considering how many games

1202
00:52:28,340 --> 00:52:30,700
you require on your Steam Deck at any one time.

1203
00:52:30,700 --> 00:52:32,620
Of course, you can download and uninstall them as required.

1204
00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:36,700
But if you're without internet and you want plenty of games available at your fingertips,

1205
00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:39,260
then 64 gig is not going to cut it.

1206
00:52:39,260 --> 00:52:41,300
Secondly, the different storage technologies.

1207
00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:50,980
As I said, 64 gig uses EMMC, while the 256 and 512 use MVME SSD fast technology.

1208
00:52:50,980 --> 00:52:56,620
Then it says, yeah, about the 12.5 slower in loading speeds.

1209
00:52:56,620 --> 00:52:59,540
And for booting speeds, 25% slower.

1210
00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:08,620
And because of the way the MVME scales, the 512 gig is actually quicker than the 256 gig.

1211
00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:09,620
There you go.

1212
00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:11,100
Well, I hope so.

1213
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:12,100
Yeah.

1214
00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:15,260
The internal storage is not designed for end user replacement, so you will not be able

1215
00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:17,340
to easily upgrade it like you could a PC.

1216
00:53:17,340 --> 00:53:18,340
So make your choice carefully.

1217
00:53:18,340 --> 00:53:22,340
If you want to play powerful games and want as many as possible, get the 512.

1218
00:53:22,340 --> 00:53:23,340
No shit.

1219
00:53:23,340 --> 00:53:24,340
Get the 512.

1220
00:53:24,340 --> 00:53:25,340
Thanks.

1221
00:53:25,340 --> 00:53:28,980
Otherwise, the 256 gig model will be adequate.

1222
00:53:28,980 --> 00:53:29,980
Indeed.

1223
00:53:29,980 --> 00:53:34,380
Well, I'm happy with my 64.

1224
00:53:34,380 --> 00:53:35,380
I didn't really.

1225
00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:36,380
Yeah.

1226
00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:37,380
Good.

1227
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:38,380
Good.

1228
00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:39,380
Well, as long as you're happy.

1229
00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:43,380
Just bang an SD card in it, off you go.

1230
00:53:43,380 --> 00:53:44,380
Yeah.

1231
00:53:44,380 --> 00:53:45,380
Potentially.

1232
00:53:45,380 --> 00:53:49,260
I mean, it's one of those ones, again, it's like if you have these conversations before,

1233
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:53,500
people are like, I couldn't play it because the grass, it just didn't flow correctly.

1234
00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:56,180
You think I've never noticed grass in my life.

1235
00:53:56,180 --> 00:54:00,620
Unless the grass is like still something like that on a game.

1236
00:54:00,620 --> 00:54:01,620
Don't bother me.

1237
00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:02,620
So it could be that that thing.

1238
00:54:02,620 --> 00:54:03,620
Yeah.

1239
00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:04,620
Technically.

1240
00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:07,340
And there's a thing, 12.5% or 25%.

1241
00:54:07,340 --> 00:54:08,620
Who gives a fuck?

1242
00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:14,340
Sometimes like if it's at the end of the day, if you never play one higher, you'll never

1243
00:54:14,340 --> 00:54:15,340
know.

1244
00:54:15,340 --> 00:54:16,340
Yeah, exactly.

1245
00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:18,380
So and it's a small screen, man.

1246
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:26,460
If you banged it on a 70 inch fucking screen and it's 30 frames per second and it's looking

1247
00:54:26,460 --> 00:54:29,480
a bit fucking ropey, you're going to notice it.

1248
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:33,340
You bang it on a smaller screen, you're not going to notice it as much, especially for

1249
00:54:33,340 --> 00:54:35,140
a game.

1250
00:54:35,140 --> 00:54:36,980
It's not like I'm going to.

1251
00:54:36,980 --> 00:54:37,980
You do.

1252
00:54:37,980 --> 00:54:40,980
Yeah, but it's not like I'm going to be putting games on it and they're all going to look

1253
00:54:40,980 --> 00:54:41,980
fucking awful.

1254
00:54:41,980 --> 00:54:43,740
This is not going to happen.

1255
00:54:43,740 --> 00:54:44,740
No.

1256
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:49,380
And you considered the fact that you may not you may not be able to have more than one

1257
00:54:49,380 --> 00:54:51,380
thing downloaded at a time.

1258
00:54:51,380 --> 00:54:52,900
That's a bit dead.

1259
00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:59,700
Unless you start off straight away with an SD because I just put an SD card in it.

1260
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:02,900
Literally, I just put an SD card in it.

1261
00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:07,860
Yeah, but it may be slower because it's taking it from that.

1262
00:55:07,860 --> 00:55:08,860
So we'll see.

1263
00:55:08,860 --> 00:55:09,860
We'll see.

1264
00:55:09,860 --> 00:55:10,860
We'll see.

1265
00:55:10,860 --> 00:55:15,060
We'll see what happens that I did the same thing with the laptop when I had when I bought

1266
00:55:15,060 --> 00:55:17,420
the hard drive for that.

1267
00:55:17,420 --> 00:55:21,660
And yeah, it takes a little bit longer for stuff to load up.

1268
00:55:21,660 --> 00:55:24,700
But I'm not in.

1269
00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:30,100
I know I'm an impatient guy, but I'm not in that much of a rush that I can't wait an extra

1270
00:55:30,100 --> 00:55:34,940
20 seconds for something to load up.

1271
00:55:34,940 --> 00:55:36,420
Don't give me that smiley look.

1272
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:37,420
Don't don't do that.

1273
00:55:37,420 --> 00:55:38,940
Don't be doing that.

1274
00:55:38,940 --> 00:55:48,260
I think I think for what it is, I think the price tag of 350 quid is reasonable.

1275
00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:53,100
And I just wasn't prepared to to go all the way up to that 512.

1276
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:58,060
And I know I would have probably gone mid because at least you're getting that solid

1277
00:55:58,060 --> 00:56:01,540
state drive is is that speed jump is what I'll cancel the order.

1278
00:56:01,540 --> 00:56:03,540
No, no, no, no, no, no, please.

1279
00:56:03,540 --> 00:56:06,220
No, no, no, no, no, please, please.

1280
00:56:06,220 --> 00:56:07,660
I don't think you can actually cancel it.

1281
00:56:07,660 --> 00:56:08,860
No, I'm happy with it.

1282
00:56:08,860 --> 00:56:09,860
Good.

1283
00:56:09,860 --> 00:56:10,860
And that's the thing.

1284
00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:15,180
I literally I had no because I haven't been hugely interested or anything like that.

1285
00:56:15,180 --> 00:56:18,660
And obviously you kind of came in and were like, I'm going to buy this.

1286
00:56:18,660 --> 00:56:19,660
Great.

1287
00:56:19,660 --> 00:56:20,660
I know.

1288
00:56:20,660 --> 00:56:22,580
But you know what I mean?

1289
00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:26,180
Like I I didn't know that four minutes ago either.

1290
00:56:26,180 --> 00:56:27,180
You know what I mean?

1291
00:56:27,180 --> 00:56:29,860
Like that's and ultimately.

1292
00:56:29,860 --> 00:56:30,860
So here we go.

1293
00:56:30,860 --> 00:56:34,860
Isn't the Steam Deck EMMC the cheaper variant, the best option?

1294
00:56:34,860 --> 00:56:39,940
Let's see what this says on Reddit.

1295
00:56:39,940 --> 00:56:43,620
Most of the reviews that I watched on it, I've watched loads of reviews, not just today,

1296
00:56:43,620 --> 00:56:46,980
but for a while ever since it come out.

1297
00:56:46,980 --> 00:56:50,860
We're saying, yeah, fuck it, go for it.

1298
00:56:50,860 --> 00:56:51,860
Oh, really?

1299
00:56:51,860 --> 00:56:52,860
Yeah.

1300
00:56:52,860 --> 00:56:58,060
I mean, someone says like if you want to play 2D indie games, 64 gigs going to be enough.

1301
00:56:58,060 --> 00:57:01,660
But obviously that's not you going through my other games.

1302
00:57:01,660 --> 00:57:03,660
None of them you play.

1303
00:57:03,660 --> 00:57:05,020
Oh, really?

1304
00:57:05,020 --> 00:57:06,860
What is that the only fucking reply?

1305
00:57:06,860 --> 00:57:11,380
Occasionally you run across a game that has good load of times, but terrible load times

1306
00:57:11,380 --> 00:57:12,380
of a hard drive.

1307
00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:16,300
I suspect those will be the problem with how slow storage like an SD card.

1308
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:21,300
So I expect that the 256 NVME model will be better.

1309
00:57:21,300 --> 00:57:25,260
Let's not forget it has a high.

1310
00:57:25,260 --> 00:57:27,340
Yeah, I will see.

1311
00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:28,340
You know what I mean?

1312
00:57:28,340 --> 00:57:29,340
Just what you're right.

1313
00:57:29,340 --> 00:57:32,540
Oh, yeah, I really don't think that it's going to be bad.

1314
00:57:32,540 --> 00:57:35,900
No, I really don't think it's going to be that much of a difference.

1315
00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:37,540
I think if you have nothing to compare it to.

1316
00:57:37,540 --> 00:57:45,140
I think when it comes to stuff like this, I'm not nerdy with it.

1317
00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:47,020
So I don't understand half of it.

1318
00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:52,820
And I think a lot of people go very in depth with it and I think have a habit.

1319
00:57:52,820 --> 00:57:57,900
When you're I think when you're like me and you don't necessarily understand it as much

1320
00:57:57,900 --> 00:58:04,540
as someone that that does, it always seems like it's worse than what it actually is.

1321
00:58:04,540 --> 00:58:08,740
I really don't think that it's going to be that much fucking different to any of the

1322
00:58:08,740 --> 00:58:09,820
other ones.

1323
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:14,020
I wonder if it would be a bit like in the sense that the laptop you had before that

1324
00:58:14,020 --> 00:58:16,060
one was fine.

1325
00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:17,420
Yeah, it's playable.

1326
00:58:17,420 --> 00:58:18,420
It was workable.

1327
00:58:18,420 --> 00:58:20,420
You get on with it.

1328
00:58:20,420 --> 00:58:21,620
But this one was better.

1329
00:58:21,620 --> 00:58:22,620
Yeah.

1330
00:58:22,620 --> 00:58:25,380
And now I think if you had to go back to that one, I wouldn't want to.

1331
00:58:25,380 --> 00:58:26,380
Yeah.

1332
00:58:26,380 --> 00:58:29,180
I think that would be the case that the same way the same way as how when I was playing

1333
00:58:29,180 --> 00:58:32,860
God of War Ragnarok, I was playing it at 30 frames per second with no issues whatsoever.

1334
00:58:32,860 --> 00:58:37,820
And then Mark was like, no, change it to 60 or was it or was it Ash?

1335
00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:41,380
One of those two change it to 60 frames per second.

1336
00:58:41,380 --> 00:58:43,660
And I didn't know I was like, fuck you know, this is mental.

1337
00:58:43,660 --> 00:58:44,660
How the fuck was I playing this?

1338
00:58:44,660 --> 00:58:47,820
But when I was playing it 30 frames a second, I was absolutely OK with it.

1339
00:58:47,820 --> 00:58:50,180
I didn't even notice I was fine with it.

1340
00:58:50,180 --> 00:58:53,380
I was it would look glorious.

1341
00:58:53,380 --> 00:58:55,340
And then it just improved a little bit better.

1342
00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:57,220
And it's and it's the same with World of Warcraft.

1343
00:58:57,220 --> 00:59:01,860
I was so used to playing it on medium graphics for so, so, so long.

1344
00:59:01,860 --> 00:59:02,860
Absolutely fine with it.

1345
00:59:02,860 --> 00:59:06,020
But on this, I bang it as high as I possibly can.

1346
00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:07,020
And it looks fantastic.

1347
00:59:07,020 --> 00:59:10,580
But I was so used to playing it.

1348
00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:15,700
And the first games I'm going to play on it are Prince of Persia.

1349
00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:16,700
So they look waff anyway.

1350
00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:17,700
Yeah.

1351
00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:22,260
As long as this hasn't made you panic, I feel like I can't tell in your eyes because it's

1352
00:59:22,260 --> 00:59:23,260
like low light.

1353
00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:24,260
No.

1354
00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:26,220
Because next time I see you going to be like, so I've cancelled it.

1355
00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:29,020
No, because I just put an SD card in it.

1356
00:59:29,020 --> 00:59:30,660
It's still going to fucking run.

1357
00:59:30,660 --> 00:59:33,140
It's still it's still going to work.

1358
00:59:33,140 --> 00:59:34,140
There's not like they're going.

1359
00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:38,460
It's not that they've made three different Steam decks and the cheapest one is just not

1360
00:59:38,460 --> 00:59:39,460
going to be any good.

1361
00:59:39,460 --> 00:59:42,680
I'm just going to put an SD card in it and it's going to take a little bit longer for

1362
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:43,740
things to load in.

1363
00:59:43,740 --> 00:59:46,900
Some things might not look as good as they could be.

1364
00:59:46,900 --> 00:59:50,020
I don't give a fuck.

1365
00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:54,780
Because the triple A shit is going to be on a PS5 anyway.

1366
00:59:54,780 --> 00:59:58,060
Most of the stuff that I play that would be triple A, the stuff that I'm going to play

1367
00:59:58,060 --> 01:00:06,300
on the Steam deck that would be on the higher end, I would have I've already played them

1368
01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:09,060
or I wasn't massively interested in the first place because I would have already gone on

1369
01:00:09,060 --> 01:00:10,060
the PS5.

1370
01:00:10,060 --> 01:00:18,060
I don't like having these conversations with you because you always do research and no.

1371
01:00:18,060 --> 01:00:21,700
This will be great.

1372
01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:22,700
OK.

1373
01:00:22,700 --> 01:00:24,700
No, don't do that voice.

1374
01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:26,100
I know because I'm sorry.

1375
01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:28,260
I didn't mean to find it.

1376
01:00:28,260 --> 01:00:29,260
I didn't mean to.

1377
01:00:29,260 --> 01:00:35,780
I didn't mean to like episode 33 is going to be cancelled the preorder.

1378
01:00:35,780 --> 01:00:42,100
There's no Steam deck because I wanted it to be 25% quicker loading in a fucking cut

1379
01:00:42,100 --> 01:00:43,100
scene.

1380
01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:47,700
No, I just I thought that it would be I thought it was an interesting point to say out loud.

1381
01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:48,700
It was.

1382
01:00:48,700 --> 01:00:49,700
Yeah, I know.

1383
01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:50,700
But I know I know you too.

1384
01:00:50,700 --> 01:00:51,700
Well, I know you too.

1385
01:00:51,700 --> 01:00:52,700
Well, you're upset.

1386
01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:53,700
You're confused.

1387
01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:54,700
You're lost.

1388
01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:55,700
You don't know what to do.

1389
01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:56,700
You're feeling feelings of regret.

1390
01:00:56,700 --> 01:00:57,700
Fucking chihuahua.

1391
01:00:57,700 --> 01:01:02,380
You don't know if you're coming or going.

1392
01:01:02,380 --> 01:01:03,380
This is it.

1393
01:01:03,380 --> 01:01:05,380
You're going to be in a corner going to pick you up.

1394
01:01:05,380 --> 01:01:06,980
You know, you're going to be phoning Steam.

1395
01:01:06,980 --> 01:01:07,980
Go, please.

1396
01:01:07,980 --> 01:01:08,980
This.

1397
01:01:08,980 --> 01:01:09,980
Help me.

1398
01:01:09,980 --> 01:01:10,980
What have I done?

1399
01:01:10,980 --> 01:01:11,980
And it'll be fine.

1400
01:01:11,980 --> 01:01:18,220
I could have had the best of the best and I've gone for the bottom of the bottom.

1401
01:01:18,220 --> 01:01:20,740
You're looking me dead in the eyes and saying I don't give a fuck.

1402
01:01:20,740 --> 01:01:23,220
But your body is saying I very much give a fuck.

1403
01:01:23,220 --> 01:01:24,220
I'm sweating.

1404
01:01:24,220 --> 01:01:25,220
Literally, literally.

1405
01:01:25,220 --> 01:01:29,220
This is furiously looking through my archived emails.

1406
01:01:29,220 --> 01:01:31,180
Return policy.

1407
01:01:31,180 --> 01:01:32,620
Can I do something?

1408
01:01:32,620 --> 01:01:33,620
Steam deck SSD.

1409
01:01:33,620 --> 01:01:34,620
It will be fine.

1410
01:01:34,620 --> 01:01:35,620
It will be fine.

1411
01:01:35,620 --> 01:01:36,620
Of course it'll be fine.

1412
01:01:36,620 --> 01:01:37,620
It'll be good.

1413
01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:45,260
I like the fact that if you really wanted to, you could turn it into a into a full on

1414
01:01:45,260 --> 01:01:51,460
PC, download Windows 11 and literally have it exactly the same way.

1415
01:01:51,460 --> 01:01:54,580
Like there's even people that are doing like software editing on it and stuff like that.

1416
01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:55,580
And it's like why?

1417
01:01:55,580 --> 01:01:58,820
One of the reviews I watched, he was like, I was really hopeful I was actually going

1418
01:01:58,820 --> 01:02:01,100
to make this as my replacement for my PC.

1419
01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:03,620
So why you have a PC there?

1420
01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:06,580
Yeah, he probably had the 512 gig model.

1421
01:02:06,580 --> 01:02:07,580
You know what he did.

1422
01:02:07,580 --> 01:02:08,580
He did.

1423
01:02:08,580 --> 01:02:09,580
Shocked.

1424
01:02:09,580 --> 01:02:15,500
But he was also the one that recommended the 64.

1425
01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:20,540
He was like, if you're not a die hard Steam Deck fan and you're just thinking about it,

1426
01:02:20,540 --> 01:02:23,660
it was like get the 64.

1427
01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:26,180
That's because he's never had to experience the peasantry.

1428
01:02:26,180 --> 01:02:27,180
Yeah.

1429
01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:28,180
Yeah.

1430
01:02:28,180 --> 01:02:31,180
He got given, he would have been given a 512 for free from fucking Steam.

1431
01:02:31,180 --> 01:02:32,180
Try this out.

1432
01:02:32,180 --> 01:02:33,180
Yeah.

1433
01:02:33,180 --> 01:02:34,700
Make sure you tell them that the cheaper one's better as well.

1434
01:02:34,700 --> 01:02:35,700
Yeah.

1435
01:02:35,700 --> 01:02:37,500
Because then they'll buy two because they'll buy this one.

1436
01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:38,500
It'll be so shit.

1437
01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:39,500
No, race immigrants.

1438
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:43,500
Can't wait to fling it on eBay for fucking 100 quid less.

1439
01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:44,500
It's great, isn't it?

1440
01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:45,500
You don't even know where it's coming from, do you?

1441
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:46,500
I don't want to Google it.

1442
01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:47,500
I'm not looking at anything anymore.

1443
01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:48,500
No, no.

1444
01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:49,500
I'm not looking at anything anymore.

1445
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:54,500
I got a fucking clue where it's coming from.

1446
01:02:54,500 --> 01:02:56,500
Probably America and it won't be able to get in.

1447
01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:58,500
Oh no, the import's absolutely fine.

1448
01:02:58,500 --> 01:02:59,500
It's just exportation.

1449
01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:00,500
Oh great.

1450
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:01,500
Yeah.

1451
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:02,500
This has been episode 32.

1452
01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,500
And I'm deeply sorry.

1453
01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:04,500
Of the What's the Buttons podcast.

1454
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:05,500
My part in it.

1455
01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:10,020
Hopefully I have it by next week.

1456
01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:11,020
But I'm doubtful.

1457
01:03:11,020 --> 01:03:12,020
Yeah, me too.

1458
01:03:12,020 --> 01:03:13,020
It said one to two weeks.

1459
01:03:13,020 --> 01:03:19,140
I'll hopefully get an email, dispatch confirmation some point early next week.

1460
01:03:19,140 --> 01:03:20,140
But it's exciting.

1461
01:03:20,140 --> 01:03:21,140
It was.

1462
01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:22,140
Until I ruined it.

1463
01:03:22,140 --> 01:03:24,460
Yeah, Mark, make sure you get yourself the one beefed up.

1464
01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:25,460
You know what I mean?

1465
01:03:25,460 --> 01:03:29,660
Either the biggest one that you can get or the middle one because Steph's just fucking

1466
01:03:29,660 --> 01:03:31,940
made the little one sound awful.

1467
01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:33,300
No, no.

1468
01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:34,940
So you do.

1469
01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:37,220
You learn from my mistakes, Manistar.

1470
01:03:37,220 --> 01:03:38,220
All right.

1471
01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:43,100
You be the better me and you get the 256 gigabyte one.

1472
01:03:43,100 --> 01:03:45,100
So this is why you should.

1473
01:03:45,100 --> 01:03:46,100
Thank you and good night.

1474
01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:51,220
But no, we're going to leave it there and we're going to we're going to fuck off and

1475
01:03:51,220 --> 01:03:54,220
we're going to do the Patreon one.

1476
01:03:54,220 --> 01:03:55,700
www.patreon.com forward slash.

1477
01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:57,540
What's the buttons for five pounds?

1478
01:03:57,540 --> 01:03:59,540
You get more of this.

1479
01:03:59,540 --> 01:04:00,540
Yes.

1480
01:04:00,540 --> 01:04:01,540
Yes.

1481
01:04:01,540 --> 01:04:02,540
Yeah.

1482
01:04:02,540 --> 01:04:03,540
Fuck off the podcast equipment.

1483
01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:05,180
I'm going to charge it for a steam deck.

1484
01:04:05,180 --> 01:04:06,180
Oh, for God's sake.

1485
01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:07,180
We're going to go.

1486
01:04:07,180 --> 01:04:10,740
I'm going to have a tea and then we're going to do this all over again.

1487
01:04:10,740 --> 01:04:12,740
Cheers for listening.

1488
01:04:12,740 --> 01:04:13,740
See you later.

1489
01:04:13,740 --> 01:04:14,740
Uru.

1490
01:04:14,740 --> 01:04:36,180
Bye.