We just watched a video of someone getting their face sliced open by an ice skate
Yes, it's grim. Yeah
She was fine though. It healed very well. It did heal well
At least it wasn't the throat
Oh, I had an issue she suffered an injury in practice and was moved on a backboard had knee surgery in September
Of like 2007. That's a great way to start the podcast. Are you recording? Yeah
I
Start with energy
Explosive, you know, I mean you got to catch people off guard grab their attention straight away and
Nothing grabs your attention like an ice skate to the face
So here's this mic is freezing. Yeah, I know I'm literally about to fucking cold in it. It's ridiculous
The cactus is the cacti. I don't know what's him. It's the cosy lives
The cosy lives
Cost of living crisis cosy lives
We do live in Essex because he lives
That's taking the piss
Absolute piss cosy lives is taking the fucking piss
Yeah, yeah to be fair. Yeah, it is is meal deals are four pound fifty fucking joke. What's going on with that?
I know that's not normal four pound fifty and then someone's still out there buying the test goes just ham
Not fucking not even it's not got mayo not got butter just ham
That's all da city to charge for quid for that is what Jamal gets Jamal doesn't have any sauce or anything with him
Like on anything. I know reduce it. You know what I mean? Yeah, but he that's his meal deal
Literally, it's just ham and then I'm pretty sure I've seen him get a ready sorted packet of Chris
And a bottle of water, you know, I mean I'm saying we get some boring shit. It's it's um
Yeah, that's each to their own but I'm judging at that point you just nick it wouldn't you
I'll be honest I'd be like look my life is basic enough as it is
Can you just make it a bit too very meal deal esque this week because I'm working next to a sage breeze oh
But I lovingly made you some rolls. Yeah today
Oh
Today you made me some rolls right. Yeah, yeah, I've had to slog it sure you struggled
Ultimately
Hi
We're both very tired and not in good moods. So yeah, yeah, it's been a long
We're trying to pull it together. It's been a long week of just just people interfering with my shit. Um, yeah
And you've had to deal with all the postal strikes and everything fucking up there. Yeah
I've been you know apparently it was like a Russian
probably flag now
excuse me
Sorry
I didn't want to burp into the mic. Yeah, it's like Russian ransom
ransom they're holding it ransom. Are they still doing it? Yeah
Nice, so that's not in my area. We we we focus we put our energy into the wrong things man. We should have we should have
Not privatized rule mail gone with the code in and then become hackers and just
Start doing some shit. Yeah, it's clever. You know what I mean? It's clever
Oh my god, we've got to we've got to run my game on XNA
No, we can still do that though
Stiffed coding once upon a time and was annoying Lee
Would you say pushed out of it?
by misogynistic dickheads I was made an example of because I was the only girl
And I beat them all in the first year exam, but I also beat like the Parmans record
So I actually beat like every male
Yeah, I flicked through that coding book that you've got and I don't know if anyone listening has ever dabbled in coding before I definitely haven't
It's fucking ridiculous when they say it's a language it genuinely is a language. It's so
Mental to look at it's so strange. It's so strange like we were saying was it the other day when I was when we was driving
When when we was driving and I said
To do coding someone's had to do the coding to do the coding. Yeah, like someone's had to
To make them numbers pop up onto a screen so you can input code. Yeah, you're running code to run code
Yeah, someone's had to put a code in to do that code. It's so it's so strange. It's so so weird
Yeah, but it runs a lot of them run like on logic
That's makes us make it easy to understand
You know like
It's like almost like saying do you want tea if yes make tea if no don't make tea
Yeah, that kind of vibe because I saw obviously that's an incredibly
Tick tock of a guy that was like like a really like like decent coder
and
He was saying how he had this this long piece of code and it was lines and lines of code for for whatever
and
He was saying that that it was coming up with an error you can run it for a script or something
It tells you if you've got an error with your code
And it turns out that the the error he was like normally you can pinpoint where the air was coming from blah blah blah
Yeah, the error one little thing will break the whole thing. Yeah, the error that he had was invisible
It was an invisible error and he found it fuck knows how but he found the error and
Showed it and it was literally nothing. There was nothing there, but there was an error. So there was a there was a hidden
Number or whatever in between two bits of code that was invisible
But it was in like so so so I say
So it's like whatever ABC space D
It was in between the space like in the space or it didn't even look like there was anything that I just find that mental
Yeah, who put who designed that who had that let's have an error that flags up that's invisible
That's mental. Yeah
Fuck that. That'll make me pull my hair out
That's why they get paid the big bucks
Yeah, but I was like no
well
I don't know
Still got the books. Yeah, it's one of those like well
Yeah, but we are we are here very different lives now what I would never met you because I would have had just
Oh, girl. No, you'd be fucking rich off doing something else because you'd be coding
I know I didn't want to sit in a poke your fish, you know
You know, that's what Manistor wanted to do which
What he wanted to sit in office. Yeah, yeah when we was in school
We he would always say that he wants to get a really boring office job that pays him lots of money so that he can enjoy life outside of work
Bless how's that going now he works for me?
Not with me. I wanted to know he works for me for me
Well the last of us oh, okay, yeah
What's everyone's thoughts on the last of us not the game are we gonna sit here and wait for everyone to reply for everyone in the room
to reply to you
Loose it
I
Ash Ash texts me
Saying that he'll go out on a cast the line out
Pull his eggs in one basket and say that
I'll get the exact text with something along the lines that is the best thing that he has ever seen
now
That is a bold statement that I agree with
I apologize. I'm drinking coke zero, so I might burp quite a lot
great
Great
Yes, it was very good so far
I thought it was fantastic
He said the last of us sorry for that little blip because I was scrolling something the last of us might be the greatest thing
I've ever seen
Yeah, and he said guess who wants to play the last of us one
Guess who wants to buy the remake genius
Yeah, we fucking slated that yep. I
Would go along with him for fuck's sake
I'm
Mark's asked me
I'm pretty sure even Andrew fucking asked me
There are no spoilers
if you've played
You've played the last of us one
There are no spoilers
There might be there in the first episode there were slight adaptations to some scenes, but nothing story
But this is where you get into
It's like Game of Thrones it's written in the books
Fair enough if you've played it, but even then it there is an element of like I know what happens
but at the same time I
I kind of want to just like not necessarily massively remind myself because obviously I never played last was one
But I've played like the first little bit and then obviously you've been you've told me in depth the story
I've looked up the story and whatever and obviously have like no all of last was part two
Yeah, but at the same time, I don't necessarily want it refreshed right now
I'd rather watch it through as fresh or a set of eyes as I possibly can I'll have a red one, please
I got the Maltese next to it. Yeah, that's a white chocolate one
Well, it's fucking for me. That's why I know I'm just letting you know the dark chocolate ones grim
Don't do it even though I quite like doctor. I don't know doctor. I know you don't know
So yeah, so I can appreciate like even if you have one minute
even if you have
played it
None of us have played it recently. Well, man, it's basically just stops one
No one piss me off because he was like I haven't played the second one. It's not about the second one dickhead
And about the second one. So I think there's nine episodes. Well
I'm I'm thinking it's going to stay on last of us part like first one. Yeah
um
But at the same time I don't necessarily
I don't know. I don't I don't want to
Like talk over what happens. You know what I mean? No, but what we have
Is a very unique opportunity to still talk about it but not spoil anything
Because you don't necessarily have to talk about the story because people already know the story and if you don't know the story
We won't talk about it. So what is it that you're worried about spoiling?
I'm not worried about spoiling anything. That's what I'm saying. I don't think you can spoil anything if you've already played it
So, you know what I mean is what we what is it you were trying to talk about when they said don't spoil it
I was saying that people think that you that you can spoil it like
Of course you can no no, I mean in terms in terms of the story itself
I can't it's not like
It's not like um
Ellie's gonna die because that's not that's not what happened spoiler. No, but that's spoiler alert. No, but you know what I mean
That's not what's gonna happen
You know that you know the story how they show it
Yes is hidden and although a lot of episode one was seen for seeing and word for word
It was fucking fantastic. There were a couple of scenes where where they slightly changed stuff
I'm gonna assume for cinematic value probably
But wasn't impactful on the story at all. It just makes it look better. But what I'm saying is that
There's nothing that we can talk about
That is going to spoil it for someone who has played the game because you because you already know as someone who's played the game
How it pans out and that is what they're doing, but you can spoil the way that
They do certain scenes if that makes sense. Yes, but what I'm saying is
No one's unless you've unless you've happened to play it recently
Then everyone's played that like five years ago tops
Well, sorry five years ago like minimal whatever years and years ago and it's like even watching it. I remembered
I
Remembered what happens to Sarah, but I couldn't quite remember couldn't like spoilers. No, I didn't say anything
Did I just said what happens to Sarah?
I I couldn't quite remember exactly how it happened and then it happened. I was like, oh shit. Yeah, that's it
I can't even hear it in the microphone. Oh
Just go for
But you see what I mean that's something that if I played it yesterday, I'd be like, oh, yeah, this happens
So you don't want me to talk about it
No, I'm not saying that what I'm saying is that might be why
People who have played it might is it the white ones good white ones are fucking good. Let me try this one
You know what is the temperature fucks me off?
I hate cold chocolate. I think it's tasteless. It's not cold
Cold me it's like a 14 degrees in it. I'll put it down with trousers for a minute
Right
Warm it up
I'm not putting in my fucking knickers. I'm I'm just I thought that
Save that for the only fans content. Yes exclusive episode. You can send that in the post
What that chocolate
Can't find anything in the pot as long as it's a lot of things domestic
Not international
I think um
No, no, no, no, no, no, not fucking royal mail
I ain't paying eight grand. Don't be having to dig at the posties. What do you mean? No, not the posties fault
I didn't say the posties did I said fucking royal mail
Who are the posties? No, they're employees of royal mail. I don't give a shit
And actually I do have bones to pick with the other postman because there's only one postman that gets it right with proof postage, isn't it?
Yeah, that's true. I think one shit postie and one good postie
That's true. It's one shit postie and one good postie. No, there's about four shit ones and one good one and giant seen her in weeks
So she's probably given up. She probably cut her losses. Anyway, as you were
Anyway, go on go on. I thought it was very good
Yes
Okay, we'll go back about 10 minutes. What is it that you want to say?
I was just wanting to have a general discussion about it. Yeah, and let's have a general general discussion. I'm fucking trying
Yeah, but you just said it was good. I'm trying to get it out of you what you want to talk about
Did you like it?
Did you enjoy it? Yep
It was an hour long enough for you
Uh, I kind of wanted to like binge them. How do you think?
so
How do you think the
Yeah, great. Yeah, how do you think the story is progressing? So we are an hour in
We're already at
Please. Oh, is it really bad? Yeah, please stop eating into that microphone. I'm stuck into my teeth. Sorry
You normally go for your fucking mouth. Sorry everybody remember 10 minutes ago. We was like just burping to the mic
We fought into it but burping and eating slurping is different
That's better I've been silent
I've been fucking silent. Stop smacking your lips in the fucking mic
Thank you
Can I have a white one please? Yes. Do you want me to leave the box here? No thanks
No
That's it. Yeah madam
For an hour, do you think we are pacing wise?
As far as you would expect to be in an hour. Yeah. Yes, because I think it
adequately
It showed it like established what's happened
I liked the
Because it's same similar to the game. It kind of does get straight into it. It doesn't really like fuck about
um
Yeah, I liked how quickly it kind of went into the nitty-gritty
and
it sort of explained
Joel's situation
Yeah, and how he'd sort of been changed by all without like explicitly
Saying, you know, you can pretty much guarantee that
You know someone who went through what he went through
Is fucked is yeah gonna be
messed up cold. Yeah
Yeah
Did you see someone said um
We know when he picks up the rifle off the guy when they're right towards the end
And someone's like it's too early for him to unlock the rifle
But interestingly did you see
basically the um
The fungus spreads in the flower like flower
Mm-hmm and basically there's more. I don't know how true it is. I'm pretty sure it is like reputable
That the Joel and Sarah could have been infected multiple times, but they weren't so because
She couldn't get the flower for the pancakes
She didn't eat the cookies because they were raisin not chocolate and Joel forgot the birthday cake. It's very clever, isn't it?
Yeah, very clever. I I am
The amount of articles and shit I've seen about cordyceps
Yeah, is is
is phenomenal
What because it's all like the fresh show everyone's talking about it again. Yeah. Yeah
I've been it's like the amount of people that don't don't um didn't know that that's that's what the um
The infection was based upon which brings me to a decent question
um
Old Dean who I met for the first time last week
He's um you can talk into the
Oh
I'm munching on mustn't
Fucking terrified cheering into my microphone Dean is a friend is a friend of ashes and he's a friend of the podcast
And I'm a oh Dean you actually met him in person. He works. He works at um
Company that shall not be named. I know but you didn't tell me about him. Yeah. Yeah. He's on he's on old conas team
I'm not a fan of the white ones. So we can have another one. No, it's nasty. So what one do you want?
I'm a normal one. Just a red one. Why do they have to fuck with it? Why can't you leave it?
I'm not even normal. What do you mean? What ones are decent?
No, it's good. Lindor did it. They did it well. What do you mean?
Oh, I fucking hate you. How many times mate?
Anyway, they posed a question because I arrived on
where they were working
Amidst an argument and the argument was
Is it an infection?
Right, right. Are they infected or are you a zombie?
If you get this this disease
Well, you both aren't you? It's an infection that turns you into a zombie. Well, they're called infected. Oh, you can't yeah
And you actually I suppose you can't be
So would you because I would go I would urge on the side of saying that you are infected because
like many people now know
Cordyceps is a real fungus that
infects ants
essentially or any any any bug life that can get all the slugs and all sort of that and it
It essentially takes control of their nervous system their brain
It turns them into into what is effectively a zombie turns them into aptly named zombie ants and then
Essentially eats them from the inside and then when they die they sprout out of the head and then release spores
and then
the cycle repeats very intriguing
fun guy and
I don't know if someone was saying could you imagine it because obviously for humans our core temperature is
too hot for
That to thrive within us. That's why it can't that sort of fungus can't affect us
Okay, it was just someone saying wouldn't it be fucking mental if it could
Because that's how it would work. It's literally how this would work. You'd get the last one, wouldn't you? Yeah pretty much
Um and because of that, uh, yeah the the argument thus happened over
Whether or not you're a zombie or you're infected
I think you're infected. Well, yeah, but if something's munching out your insides you're a zombie
You're gone, aren't you you you as you were a gone. Yeah, but you turned you into a zombie like state
Yes, but it fucking up munching on people but big but it's the yeah, but it's the infection itself anymore
Yeah, but you're not you anymore. You don't go back. No, but you're infected
Yes
With something that turns you into a zombie
I don't think it turns you into a zombie as a result of the infection you've literally just said it turns
out into a zombie a bloater is a zombie or when they're stuck to the fucking wall
That's not a zombie. Oh no, not anymore as a fungus. That's like being like well, you're not a baby
But once you were a baby
You know what I mean? You're not an old man yet, but one day you'll be an old man
So really we can't cross this bridge together. We have to go our separate ways
No, I'm what you don't think you're you don't think you're that they're in a zombie like state
You don't think you could liken them to a zombie like state, but they're not a zombie. Are they they're infected
They're not a zombie. I'm gonna bring out the series
What what a fine zombie
Zombie means a corpse said to be revived by witchcraft
Especially in certain african and caribbean religions. Thank you. Do you want to hear the remaining one? Here we go?
That is perfect
Okay, no, no wait wait wait the other one the other do not hang on one minute won't stay with me
Define zombie
but like
Okay, uh in popular fiction. Oh
He's gonna go again one minute and caribbean religions. Okay the next one
Shut him up. No, she's don't tell him don't tell him. She's gonna change. I'm gonna screenshot it
Okay, right
a person
That has been turned into a cave a creature capable of movement, but of not of rational thought
That's a zombie
This says in popular fiction a person that has been turned into a creature capable of movement
But not of rational thought. So what was the first thing that he said? Where is that from?
It's just the now it's just it's just the particular in african. They're both conflicting then no
Well, they are because one of them's from a corpse. Yeah, but it's also it the second definition
Is also a cocktail consisting of several kinds of rum liquor and fruit juice everything can have more than one definition
It can also be a computer controlled by a person without the owner's knowledge and used for sending spam or other illegal
Illicit activities. They're infected. Yeah
Oh my fucking there's no point in me saying anything because you're just gonna
No, we know you think one thing and I think the other it is written here a person that has been
That is what the infection does the infection makes you into a person
That's turned into a creature capable of movement, but not so rational thought
Oh
A horde of mindless zombies a world overrun by zombies that is what the next thing says
So I eat, you know like the last of us you're not going to be able to google infected because it's just going to come up with infections
Don't do it. You're fine infected
Infected means of a person organism etc affected with a disease causing organism
Or affected with a voice. It's the same thing in it. Yeah, it is. I know. Why are you so worked up about it?
I just don't want to argue
You started the argument you're paying. You started the conversation you were like is it infected when you were a zombie?
Exactly. I started the conversation. I literally said at the very beginning. They're the same thing an infection that makes you like a zombie
I can't wait to see bloaters
In the last of us
Can't wait to see inside my eye if I laid out. Yeah, that's great
I think it will be I think they'll they'll do a really good job with them
It's going to be fucking grim. It's going to be disgusting the visuals on this are fucking great
They're really really good the actors and actresses are really fucking good as well. Yeah
It's awesome. Tess is fucking sick
Yeah, she's cool. I feel like I see him as something else. She looks a little bit like quirrel out of Harry Potter
Droll in the dungeon
I just thought you would've known
I'm really excited. I'm really excited
It's one of those things where you look forward to it every Monday
Every single fucking Monday and like I said or like Ash said
Can you imagine the amount of people that are going to want to start playing the last of us again?
Yeah, it's going to be thousands of them and like and again like he said
Smart idea purchase that remake
Yeah, but you ain't gonna
I ain't gonna know I'm not gonna
I stand firm on my position for that one
But a lot of people or dilly-dally around it and I have no doubt that a lot of people also purchase it
Because they'll be hyped up by this
Baby
Baby excuse my old
Sorry
I think that's normally how it works
Hmm
Well it does like look at the other day when we were talking about Assassin's Creed
And I booted up
I fucking booted up my xbox 360
And Mark bought the XEO collection
Oh he played it?
Yeah he said he likes it
Yeah
He said once you get past the graphics it's decent
That fella's face I can't
I can't
But he said that the free running and the combat and stuff like that still holds like it's decent
But the free running
I mean it's frustrating as fuck
Yeah but the parkour was always decent
The OG parkour was always sick
That new shit is fucking
No my favourite why
What struck me about Unity
Is that I feel like all of the Italian ones
You know it is it's like a mama mia and all that shit when you're running around
It does a little bit on the nose
But it is what they do it's very stereotypical
Massively
Italian phrases and stuff
And then you go around and you're running around France
And they're like alright mate
Get out of my way
Big man's running around the fucking base of the Eiffel Tower and they're going oh I've brought
Renaissance France
Yeah
What's that gaze are up to
And I'm like am I on Jew it's an assassin
You know
It is a little bit
Bonjour prick
He's like hi I'm France and you're here
Watch ya
I don't get it
I really don't get it
Excuse me mate
I don't know if that's because of your some point in the story
Couldn't find any French
No I'm literally in the middle of France
Like 1800s France
I don't understand it
I don't get it why they can't just have French
Voiceovers
Exactly how they did it in Italy
The Italian one
Unless I'm remembering it wrong
But I seem to remember a lot more
You weren't running around
Rome with cockneys
It weren't happening
The Italian accents
I don't understand why you're running around
The city of France
And there's just a load of common geese
And he's
Hello I'm Arno
I'm doing assassin things
You know you're like
What?
At least I have something
You're there and you're stabbing the pope or whatever
Ow
My neck
I don't really get it
I don't get it
What was that mission you were doing
Where that geese kept shooting
You kept raging and dying
And then you just eventually
When he was up top and he kept shooting you
And you couldn't figure out
How to get up there
And then eventually you just ran up there
And then you just looked at you with his gun
And then you just went
You obviously had to get near him
That's the one thing
Isn't it?
That they were always quite good at
Of it wouldn't
You'd only know if you were doing it wrong
If it was fucking impossible
It was only after a while and you'd go
Oh I don't think I'm doing this right
Because no one dies this many times
Kind of like the exact opposite of what happened
With Horizon Zero Dawn
Assassin's Creed would never have let you take that shortcut
And let Aloy make it to the end
No way
It's something that could come out the floor
And yeah I've been in this dungeon thing
And he was going
Hello assassin
It is just you and I
Constantly kept doing it
Even though you had about five other mobs around you
It's just you and I
Just you and I now assassin
Except that guy
And the fact that you're hiding behind a wall
He clearly can't see you
It's just you and I
At one point I was undreaming
He was like
It's like babes you don't know what they are
But yeah and then it was like
Make me run up to him
And I was just getting fucking battered
I couldn't get up there
So angry
And then I was hiding behind and I was fucking
With one of them you know you used to have like berserk darts
And shit and it's whatever it's called
It's like there's phantom blade or something
Phantom blade that's the one
And I'm literally like getting him in the face
With it and it's like
I'm sitting here on the laptop
I've got my back
My back
I was sitting with my back
To tell a moosin
The damn color box
All this technology
I was sitting on the laptop
I've got my back facing
And all I can hear is
I'm going
Fuck sake
I'm fucking sick
And I turn around and she's just constantly dying
And dying and dying and dying
And then yeah watching you
Obviously it wanted like it
Prompted up it's like maybe use the phantom blade
Oh it couldn't
No and that was it you didn't know
You couldn't figure out what it was
Didn't you google it
Yeah no so what happened that was the mission before
And I had to follow this guy who just chopped some guys leg off
And it was like follow him
And I always found that with
With that era of
Assassin's Creed where it's like
Some of them
I don't know if you found this too
Some of them it'd be like tail the target
And then you would and it'd be like you got too close
You'd be like you got too close and you'd be like you got too close
And then actually it'd be like you're too far away
You didn't want that either
And anyway here's the secret
You're like no it's not that you get behind a wall
You just run up this wall
And you can't get there it's like de-synchronised
But anyway this one
It was kind of like not really doing that
And it was like use the phantom blade
Three times or something like that
And yeah I didn't know what it was
And then I haven't played the game in about four years
And um
In fact I figured it out
But then at one point I was like oh I'm just gonna run up
You know what I mean like run up to the top
Follow him from the
Top from the rooftops
Watch the dot on the map or whatever
But it fucked it
Cause I jumped back down and I was like I know that's the guy
Coming up on Eagle Vision as gold
And he was just stood there
And I think it's because I missed a piece of dialogue
That I should have heard
So he was just stood there I was like
I didn't know what to do
So I kind of just like walked over
Killed the guard that was sort of like not even really that near him
And then it just like came up
And I was like yeah you've been seen
And then anyway yeah it was like he's
I don't know
Who he was, his boss or whatever was the guy
Hello
In his little dungeon
And uh
I can see you
It's just you and I
And then yeah that was
It's just
I can see if I can find it
In fucking Paris
I just remember turning around
And seeing you
Like clock him up top
On like that little platform
And then throwing like the phantom blade at him
Which is clearly smacking him
In the face
And it just not registering
It's just the range isn't there
It did not want you to use that phantom blade
I just thought it was fucking hilarious
Hang on I'm maybe here, alright hang on
See even that literally I'm off
Hello
I can see
Let me see if I can find it
It's so poor
I don't know why they did that
I know
I just don't get why they wouldn't
Put in some fringe accents
And you know what it was telling me to do
It was like block off the chimneys yeah
Just block him off and then I blocked him off
It was like super visibility reduced
Like thanks
I'm making it out like I'm doing some distraction
It's like no you're just fucking yourself
Hang on
Let me see if he's got it
Assassin, assassinate right nearly there
Oh you found the play for a bit
For it
They'll probably do it like
Smack Bang Perfect
Is that too loud?
No
I don't know
We could use that here for ages
No, hang on
Hello Assassin
Oh my god
There was a secret laughter
Ha ha ha ha
Just run up and
Stop it
Let's put me over the edge
Look he's fucking standing up
Oh no
All the time you spent
It's a ladder
Fucking
That's not very French is it
Oh my god stop it
Who the hell are you
He just killed him without even
He didn't even say it
So French
Oh my god I can't believe that
Why is this not French
Gaze has pulled down a secret ladder
There would be a secret ladder
That hurt my throat laughing at that
For sake
Who the hell are you
Oi
Leave me alone
I can't believe that though
Let me see if this guy does it
I'm calling bullshit man
Let's not fucking secret ladders
For God's sake
Cause of course they're all gonna do it properly aren't they
Cause they've probably already played it through
Yeah they're not gonna be running around like headless chickens
Blocking off the chimneys and shit
They'll just have the quickest and easiest route through
That's actually gonna be locating reach
Like it's alright cause no one can fucking see what you're looking at
No I know I know I just wanted you to talk so I can find it cause it is
I don't know what to talk about I weren't the one that was playing it
Excuse me
No but I will continue cause I do quite like it
Um
I can't believe it
Just watching it going I don't remember that ladder
And then all of a sudden he's up
He didn't even get a chance to talk it in for 20 minutes cause he just got him
Did it how he's supposed to do
I think the graphics look quite good
It doesn't look like a bad game for how old it is
Oh it's been 9 years
I think we're gonna get to that point where it all does
You know how they say about how like um
Past a certain height everything looks the same
So you go up the shard or whatever or the London Eye
And it's all kind of looks
There's a certain point at which it doesn't really matter
Do you know what I mean?
Like above a certain height everything just looks the same
Obviously it does get further away but there's like a sweet spot between these two points
Whatever
And I think we're reaching a point where
It can't
It can't look
Like obviously I know it can in 10 years
Stuff like the quarry is gonna look shit in comparison
Whereas at the minute it's like pretty cool
Um
I don't know like stuff isn't bad anymore
Do you know what I mean?
I think that
That ladder is gonna haunt me
I have to go back
You replay that
I think you'll be able to get to a point
Which we're already there to be fair with Unreal Engine 5 like that
That guy that is
I'm pretty sure Unity runs on Unreal Engine
Yeah
But that guy
Who is filming obviously real life landscapes and stuff
And then running it through Unreal Engine 5
And it doesn't even look any different
And I think
You'll get to a point where games are like that
Where they really are
Um
You can't tell with their like a fucking game or not
But do you want that?
Yeah
It depends on the game though because there's a
There's a tiktok account that's
Trying to
Re-vamp the look of
What?
I can't go
There's a
There's a tiktok account that's um
Trying to re-vamp the look of World of Warcraft
Oh okay
Obviously World of Warcraft isn't
It's not cartoony but it's not
It's like behind, didn't it?
Yeah
You feel like you're playing like an old game when you play the old game
Yeah
So he's
Are
Making it look more realistic
And
Although it looks good
It doesn't suit that type of game
At all
It doesn't look right
It looks much better
How it is like if you took Zelda
And you turned Zelda
Into how the last of us
Looks
It wouldn't look right because that's what
That's one of Zelda's characteristics
Is the way that it looks
Well they didn't change it up
Zelda's not consistent with this game style
You know what I mean?
Phantom Hourglass looks completely different to
You know
Even like Spirit Tracks or something like that
It's like way more anime
Looking
More real
Yeah but you wouldn't go real
You know what I mean?
It's difficult really
I do know what you mean
I'm not attacking Zelda
No I'm not saying that you are
What I mean is
Like Ratchet and Clank
They always look pretty much the same
Yeah
I'll show you what I mean
What's wrong with your point?
I'm just drinking my tea
I left it up on the poor ice skater
I think
You'll get to a point where
You won't be able to tell
The difference
With how good stuff looks
And then I think that
He's looked like that
Yeah
It's like all mega different
I think with the power of technology
You'll be able to enhance
What it looks like
I think you'll get to a point where
You can get it looking as real as possible
And then enhance it a step further
And then it'll be your own eyeballs
That are preventing it looking any better
Because your eyes can only see what they can see
You can take that quote home with you
So
You can make something look as good as you possibly can
But your eyes are the limit
You know what I mean
If your eyes can only see in 4K
There's no point in you watching something in 8K
Because you can't fucking see it
It's not going to look like 8K is it
You know what I mean
It's not going to do it
So
I think
Graphically stuff's fucking mental as it is anyway
I think it will only go further
And further and further and further
And then it will hit a point where you can't
Get more real than real
Yes
Yeah I know
But I don't know that I would necessarily want that
I don't know why
I can't put my finger on why I feel like
I'm like about that
I don't know
Because
Maybe it's because I haven't had that experience
But I don't know I quite like feeling like I'm playing a game
So I mean like cause you can imagine
You could run around
But it depends
You know what it is
Something about going like oh and it looking real
And running around Basildon
I mean I just
Fucking Basildon
You could have picked anywhere in the world
To run around in
But do you know what I mean
The thought of something making it real
Makes me think of real life
Which makes me think of like eScape
Fucking eScape
Yeah I don't know
I don't know why
I don't know it's just where my brain goes
I don't imagine like
Yeah but do you want it to look real
I'm like close to real
Real
Money money money
Unite
Without the old Christmas
Jesse J
Fucking Jesse J
I'm saying that it depends entirely on the game
I don't want a real life
Looking
Super Mario
It's going to look
Weird
Whereas Resident Evil
Yes make that as real as it can
Fucking look
The quarry
Remember we played that
Erika
Yeah oh
Wasn't that like
You had like a rough input but there were people
Yeah cause that was an actual
Filmed
That effect
Of it looking like a film
Isn't it?
If a game looks like real life then it looks like a film
And I didn't like
That I like
A bit of animation
That was predominantly close ups and stuff with the face
And all that type it was very
Not when we gave it the wrong jab
That wasn't the close up of the face
That was
I think something like
Um
Star Wars
What do you mean? Star Wars the film?
No the games
Like Battlefront
If you made Battlefront or Battlefield
You know what I mean?
Fast paced games
Red Dead
Yeah but I feel like that looks
Like
It's as weird enough as I would like
Maybe
It's difficult to say
And talk about it in like 10 years
See where it's at
Sims?
Yeah but I don't want it to look like I'm like
Moving around someone's actual house
I like a little touch of animation
At the moment that's how I'm feeling
I think shit like MetaQuest
And VR and whatever
Um
I don't know
Nice little transition over to
VR VR VR
I don't know I feel like that
You know what I mean?
It's the sort of thing that
Well it's here ultimately but
There's still limitations and stuff
It's gonna be batik
They're gonna be able to make VR
In years to come look so fucking good
VR looks good now but they're gonna make
Shit look fucking
Real fucking decent
And I remember like on the Sims
Like one I think
Was it one? I don't know
Years ago and you could get them
Like virtual reality headset
And it did just look like something that was never
Gonna happen we had we used to have a
Racing headset thing
And it was you put it on your
Over your eyes
And had a controller in your hand
It was like a racing thing
That's really unlocked memory that's mad
And it was obviously you know this is
Talking like early 2000s
So it wasn't great
But
Yeah it just felt like it was like
You'd never get to where it's at now
Yeah shit always does you look
At um
Well the Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed 2
Prince of Persia you look at those graphics
Or Killzone
I used to always think that Killzone
Looked fucking incredible
Every single one I played I was like this is
Top notch shit
I can't believe Sony have dropped Killzone
It's so upsetting because they were
Such good games to play I fucking love them
Especially the online aspect, real decent
But
You go back to them now
I don't know
I was pleasantly surprised by
I think I put on um
When I turned on the 360
And it was like
I don't know Halo was in it
And I thought I can't be asked to get up
And put it in a disco on
Knowing that I probably wouldn't play it
So I went on like I think I'd download
On there life is strange and whatever
And I clicked on it and I
It's yeah you're right it's not how I remember it looking
It's not how I remember it looking
And I think that
No but I think that definitely has an effect on the
The nostalgia aspect of it
You end up shitting on your own memories
Yeah like when I was playing Simpsons hit and run
I thought it looked fucking decent
You go back to it now
And it's all right angles and sharp edges
I don't know I have the Platinum one of that
We only had I don't know
That's in Nerdbase
It's in London
Yeah I think
VR though
It's
Fucking mental
Yeah has the power to go
Steph had family round
Down from Ireland
Thanks Matt for fucking up my day
So I can actually say goodbye to them
I really appreciate that
If you're listening you're a prick
God I hope he doesn't listen to this
Maybe I did that a bit out
No I'm leaving that in
I fucked up my day
Bastard anyway
They bought an Oculus
Yeah Meta Quest 2
Obviously Facebook is now meta
Very strange
And obviously I've got the
The original Playstation VR
Which gets
Used every fucking
Once in a blue moon
And anyway they bought this Oculus
And I don't really get on well with the VR
Or especially I don't get on well with my one
So I wasn't
I wasn't hyped or excited
To try the Oculus
If I'm perfectly honest
I hadn't even ever looked at the
Meta Quest 2
So I didn't know anything about it
So I didn't know the fact that it's wireless
Or the fact that you don't actually plug it into anything
The fact that you download all the games straight
Onto the headset
I didn't know how, all I knew
Was what the controllers look like
Because obviously the PSVR 2
Has essentially just copied the design features
Of Oculus
Because it's so much fucking better
Yeah
And oh my god
When I put this headset on, the fact that it's got no cables
Is mental
So you can play for about 2.5, 3 hours
Full charge
And it takes about the same amount to fully charge the headset
Mental
Absolutely incredible
I put that headset on and
The things that you didn't realize you needed
Like that you was lacking
On the PSVR
Compared to the Oculus
So when you put the headset on, there's a ring around you
If you step out of that
Obviously you're in whatever you're looking at
You step out of that ring, the camera's on the headset switch
And you can see everything around you, it's just in black and white
And blurry, but you can see everything around you
So you haven't got to take the headset off to move
You're not going to bump into shit
And I like that
So the controllers, they track your fingers
So you can do way more shit with it
And they're just so much more comfy to hold in your hands
And the fact that
Yeah, and the headset having no wires
The controllers ping off of the headset
So you can fucking move wherever you want
Wherever you want
You can set a grid out in your room
Any fucking room you want
So it knows where shit is
So you don't walk into anything
And if you go out of that zone that you've set
It comes up with a grid that starts to flash red
So you know that you're about to come outside of the zone
And it's just the fact that
You aren't stuck to a TV screen
Yeah, and actually the ability
Unlike
That I didn't sort of expect
It's just the ability to fucking turn around properly
Like, actually turn around
And I think like
That really helps in motion sickness
When you go out on the VR, like the PSVR
When you go out of the range of the camera
It just fucking goes black
So you're in the darkness in your head
And you know that you're outside of where you should be
But you don't really know where
Because obviously you can turn around
It does have tracking lights on the back
But there is a lot more
Like drop off
The Oculus has
Elasticated headbands
For the headset
Which means that
If you need to take the headset off
Quickly and easily
It's so much better
Than the PSVR
Because that shit clicked
Was it clicks in at the back
Clicks in at the front
It clicks in at the back
You twist it and all that shit
I say that, I preferred, I found the PS
More comfortable than the Oculus
Yeah, but you got a big head
That's fact
I also have a flat head
You also have a flat head, do you have an odd shaped
Right, it wouldn't do for us all to be the same
Would it, it's all my knowledge
No, I'm not having a d- I'm just saying
Right, but what I'm saying is the
Flat head
And actually it was interesting how it played out because
Um, what
Sorry, it just sounds so mean
Just saying that you got a flat head
Yeah
But you do, carry on
Before
My sister came around and we had Peter and stuff
And before the pizza came
My cousin was playing
Playstation VR and we were doing the shark tank
With him, like the winning where you have a
Although he has like a deathly fear of sharks
But he was a huge champion
He was a ten par with sharks
But what was happening was
We had a shit broken wire
And where I hadn't turned the PS4 on for a while
The controller was out of charge
And the fucking thing
It kept disconnecting
And then going, Joolshark
Disconnecting, please disconnecting
It was like, fuck off, I'm not even fucking using it
It was just literally charging, but it couldn't cope
Um, because VR world
Runs on just the
Joolshark, didn't it? So anyway, so that was quite annoying
And I'm thinking, oh, what an advert
For the Oculus, you know what I mean, like
That didn't happen, well
Then, we's there
And we had the pizza
And time to, you know,
Connect it to the tele
And our, over an
Hour to get that motherfucker to connect to the tele
Wherever it was out tele
Or it was out internet
Or whatever it was
In that downstairs
It's brand new, brand spanking
No, I don't think it's the best
It's not like the, you know, it's a high
Sense, it's not like, you know, top dog
It's still brand new, it's not fucking low tech
And by the time
Because obviously to constantly search
For a device, drains the battery of anything
And, you know, searching for signals
Searching for connections and whatever
And by the time we actually got it connected
The headset only had about
45 minutes left
Yeah, but even then, it weren't connected to the tele
It was connected to your cousin's fucking phone
Which was then connected to the laptop
No, it was connected, oh yes, you're right
Which you then plugged in HDMI
From the laptop to the tele
So you could watch it on the tele
So it was connected to free devices
I know
Before that
I'd have been like, whoa
It was like miles ahead of the VR
And then actually I was like, yo
Like, that's actually
Not what I expected
It's annoying, but at the same time
If you're the one that's playing the VR
It doesn't inconvenience you
No, not at all
And that's also a big difference
Almost like a pro of
Not having to connect it, you want to play your PSVR
Then you need to fucking tele
A wide space, a room, whatever
Two plugs
Yeah, so you obviously
The PSVR, you have the benefit of
If you wanted to and you were capable to
You could play for as long as you possibly wanted
Whereas obviously the Oculus you have to
You have to recharge and things like that
But for the amount of wires
The PSVR has, fuck me
It's ridiculous
I think as a
Starting point
For their flagship in terms of VR
Really, really good
But a hell of a lot to learn
Unlike Oculus
Have
Mastered that
Because the PSVR 2
Really has obviously taken inspiration
For all the other VR headsets that are out there
That don't have wires or just have one wire
The controller is the tracking
Things like that
So obviously the PSVR 2
Is massively expensive, like 600 and something quid
It's fucking a lot of money
And what you've got to appreciate I suppose is
It is of its time
Where technology does change that rapidly
What's the PSVR like, 4 years old
5 years old maybe? Yes, it's old
And at the time, maybe that was the best you could
Really get, or like in terms of that sweet spot of
You've got to get these people to
Want to buy it, you can't introduce it
At a super high price point because no one really knows
What it is, they're not going to take that gamble
The PSVR was never advertised
As the top of the range VR headset
And equipment, it was never
It was never advertised, it was always advertised
As a budget VR
It was an entry level VR
They never tried to mask it
As anything else
It was always... But it did feel premium
I thought it felt of a premium
Like quality
Yeah, it felt real decent
One thing I want to pick up on the Oculus
Is when you put that headset on
I know it was a bit difficult for you because obviously
You're wearing your glasses and stuff like that
There's a bit of an issue but
Obviously I can get away with not wearing mine
The
Fact that you didn't have to adjust it on your face
The PSVR
Is an absolute bastard
To get it to adjust
On to your eyes, moving the headset around
Jigging it about, just to try and then you move it
Slightly to the left and it'll be completely out of focus
And you've got to move it back and blah blah
It's annoying, whereas the Oculus
I didn't have any issues with that
And that was after multiple people had put it on their head
Adjusting the strap and everything
I had absolutely no issues with how it looked
It was in focus the whole time
But I think what I will say for both of them
And I think possibly
Is the biggest issue
That
Over thingies everything we've just said
Is
The games
Like, if you think
So
My cousins have this game and it's like you walk the plank
On the
MetaQuest
And it was
Fucking terrifying, the first time you did it
I was on that plank, I'm grabbing for the plank
You know, I'm like, shit, you fall
And I was all crazy
Within minutes
You got used to it
So that ain't worth
The money, so what you've got to do
Is then back up with games, I think that's
And like when we did, we then
But there are quite a few games there
Nah, can see me out
So after the
Oculus ran out of charge, we went back to the VR
Because that had now charged
And chain finished the shock thing
And then we were playing like the heist
Little thing and stuff like that
And I just feel
Like there was so much potential there
That hasn't been followed up, give me
A whole game like the heist
That's what I want
But it doesn't exist, super
Shit, bar fight, shit
Yes, but
Resident Evil, if you don't like Resident Evil, is shit
Yes, but the
It's good, but if you're not a fan of that game
You've had that shit for years and they have not brought out
Anything that you've wanted to buy or play
Have they?
What, VR? Yes, but I'm not interested in VR
Right, but that's because
There's fuck all the players, well no, but you know what I mean
There's nothing
Skyrim VR
It's quite a decent one
I cannot believe you, of all people, Mr
When are they going to give up Skyrim, have just used
Skyrim as an example
No, but VR is the only time when you can get away with stuff like that
You have any real decent game that was popular
You can imagine something like Fallout VR
Right, but it don't exist, do you know what I mean
What is there, what is the incentive to buy that shit
I'll get the catalogue
I'm
Oculus
Because this has been a while since we
Looked at the games that are
I had up the Oculus one the other day
And it didn't grab me, I'll be honest
The Oculus games list
I don't want to look at that one
You got Beatsaber
One
One single game where you have to buy all the fucking songs separately
Eve, Eve Valkyrie
Spaceships, Flight of the Captain
Piloting a spaceship
Blowing the shit out of stuff
Eve, it's so complicated to play on that shit
You couldn't play on that
No, well you can, because there
No, I know, but here, come on
It's not Eve, is it
It's an adaptation
Like how you got the fucking
Gah
What's the Star Wars one where they did the
Spaceships like dog fighting
I can't make work of it
I don't want a pocket version of a game
Medal of Honor
Well unfortunately you're going to get shit like that for VR at the moment
That was my point
There are very few
If any at all
Games
With
That type of, I know exactly
What you mean where
You get home
You can play something like Unity
You can always play that
You can sink some serious hours
Into the story, into the collectibles
Into the things that you can do
Games on the VR
Oh, there yet
That's the point I'm making
They haven't got that
Down
Oh, you're a gamer, what do you play?
PS5, I'm fucking PC, I'm Xbox
I'm VR
It doesn't work
Obviously
They've come a hell of a long way from when VR first came out
Because there really was fuck all
When it first came out
They've got some crazy shit
Typically a lot of horror games
Are like your main blockbuster when it comes to VR
I think they're constantly trying to
Advertise what makes VR special
Yeah, yeah, yeah
But where that goes is
Like you, like
We got VR out
The other week
We had people around
And it was something novelty to do
Eventually it won't be novelty anymore
Well, it's like
Not with that fucking ocular as well
Not with how easy you can bang it on your head and carry on
I do believe the Oculus is the same
This is what I'm talking about
What I mean is, and I know the lads
The reason my cousins got it is because
They stayed with their other cousins who
Are quite young
They're sort of like teenage boys
And had one
They were spending a lot of time on it
So
There's that
But I'll be interested, I'll ask Michelle in like a little while
What she's playing on it because
What I want to know
Is that longevity
Is the picking up
When you own it
Because ultimately
It's like I remember when we got the VR
And
You did like
You played Beat Saber a lot
You got the gun
And you got the things like that
But what I'm saying is
I feel like as cool or as
Pros and cons as they both are
It did last
I don't think yet that they've cracked
The actual
Games to keep you playing it
Like right now
The other day I bought the sets of songs that I know
The other night
And I have been, I do want to go and play them
Because I found it so much more
Enjoyable playing songs that I know
Yeah
But at the same time one of them was like
Five and the next one was like nine quid
And I think that
That should almost be
Like it does piss me off
Like you remember way way back in the day with Guitar Hero
You bought the game and you just
Had the songs that were on it
Fucking hate that Beat Saber
They're all behind paywalls
That even on that grid now
Most of them we don't own
We're talking about Beat Saber makes it
Well over what 120 quid
If you're going to actually own every song fucking on it
Takes a piss
That does really piss me off
Because as well had we got an
Oculus like say we do
And we have Beat Saber on it
Bet you fucking ask you to buy them all again
Have a Beat Saber account
So that we can transfer the shit
Have a Beat Saber account
Give me some fucking challenges and if I get them
Let me have some songs for free
Perfect
You can keep your fucking paywall but reward me
For doing decent at playing the game
Stuff like that
And I get what you mean
The replayability
The longevity of the games on VR
Is very difficult to crack that
And to hold that
VR is never going to be my thing
If I'm honest
I can't
I love playing the Oculus
And flying around on the rocket thing
The roller coaster one did me in
And that was just me standing still
But the one where I've got rockets
Attached to my hands and I'm flying around fucking cities
I'm fucking scared of heights so I was a bit scared
But you get used to it real quick
Um, was cool
But it's cool for how long
Yeah
And it does massively depend on the game
I think it's one to watch
Yeah, horror games are the very easy one
To deal with because you
You don't have to do a lot in terms of
VR to make it great
Resident Evil 7
Fuck no
4? I don't know
It's that terrible sound
Resident Evil 7
I'm gonna have to google it because I just know
Mark will be fucking killing me
Wasn't it a name?
Can't remember
Resident Evil
It was 7
Resident Evil 7
Biohazard
That on the VR
As much as I couldn't play it because I was too scared
That's the type of shit that's great
Very clever
Because you got that story and the VR capability of it
Is a very simple thing to do
And very effective
But you take something like
I don't know fucking
Something like
Like the quarry
Yeah
Or Detroit
Fuck
Detroit become human
You bang that in VR, it's a lot more difficult to do
Yeah
Because you can't happen to you
You can't be the character
Because you can't rip your head off
And the whole point of VR is that
You are that person
And that's the thing, I will never forget
Because it was my first
Experience of
Of VR
In you know
The game I was playing
Playing Resident Evil
And it's like the bit right early on
And you're stood outside the house
And you haven't gone in yet
And I was stood there
And you're looking at the house
The tree, the wind's blowing
The leaves are falling and there's leaves on the ground
And you know like the sky above you
And it was mad
Like I'll never forget that
I was like I feel like I'm here
Probably because the breeze blowing through the fucking annex
So
Gave me that 4D experience
But yeah, for all its
Ups and downs
And limitations as we've sort of just spoken about
I think that
You know I am excited to see
Where all this shit's going
Because it's you know like
Mark Zuckerberg's banging on about the metaverse
And all shit like that
It's
Metaverse looks fucking awful by the way
Yeah but what I'm saying is now
Fucking phone cameras used to be shit
Yeah and I know
And now people take them out
They don't carry like
In a lot of like photography
The world or whatever
You have your main camera and you have your like little shoot camera
You don't even carry that now
You just have your phone
That's huge
That is huge and you would never
Even when we were children
That was so, remember that thing from 2001
It won't catch on
Technology is incredible
How quick it does move
Absolutely incredible
I think it's like snowballing at the minute
You were fucking talking to me earlier about
They're gonna bring a woolly mammoth back
2024 they're literally
Bringing the woolly mammoth
Back into the wild
They're releasing it into the world
Hopefully releasing one into Serbia
It's incomprehensible
So what you're saying is
We've gone like a round
Circle of extinction
Where extinction becomes no longer a threat
Because you're like, oh, I should fucking grab it back
Do you know what I mean?
It's just beyond
Anything, innit?
Crazy
It's exciting
It makes us both feel seasick
But we'll get there
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's weird, innit?
I'd be intrigued to
Do the VR where the floor moves with you
So that you can actually move around
And do it properly
Because the motion sickness
Is your
It's like the opposite of car sickness, innit?
It's your brain telling you
That your body is moving
But your body's telling your brain
Going, I fucking hate it
And that's why you start to feel sick
Because your brain goes, well, I am moving
And your body's going, we ain't
We're staying still, mate
And it's the opposite of the brain
I'll never forget
Looking at the car
Oh, killer
Oh, my God, it came on so fast
I was like, I'm gonna die
Was it Lanzarroia or was it Furtive Intruder
With my mum
Years ago
And I was a kid, and for some reason
I started buying anything that had the devil on it
I don't know why, I was like 10
Okay, it's an interesting VR into your mind
Devil statues out there, they were massive
I think one of the volcanoes was like the devil's
Lair or whatever it's fucking called
So naturally they pick on that
And yeah, like little
Devil statues and shit like that
So I was all over it
So I was fucking having devils left, right and centre
Single-handedly upholding the tourism
Ministry of Food and Ritual
And I remember we were driving up
On one of these volcanoes and I was reading
A book in the back
Can't remember the book, I think it was just like
A little fucking joke book or something like that
It was a kid's book and I got a migraine
Yeah
I genuinely believed I was being punished
By a bigger being
Because I had started buying all these devil things
You were smote
Yeah, God had
I was smiting you down
Because I had put all these devil statues
But really it was just me getting horrendously
Carsick and then getting a migraine because of it
I didn't pick up any devil statues
After that, literally I remember sitting in the back
Of the car, dieting
And I was like, no more devils
No more devils
I repent
I flown too close to the sun
No, no, no
I can just imagine you
Yeah, yeah
And then I went to a market after that and picked up some cheap pants
Getting all statues of Jesus and stuff
Please Lord
Grebbies and all that type of shit
Fucking hell
He went up to that volcano as sinner
Yeah
He came down and healed my ass
And I'm like with migraines, she still dragged my ass up that volcano
I can believe that
I couldn't fucking walk
I put my hands and knees up that volcano
I was like 10 with my little devil
I'm coming Satan
You should have like really dramatically thrown it into the volcano
I feel like that would have like
Migraine instantly gone
Throw it now
Take some fish for it
You know
Should we leave it there?
Oh wait, I feel like, hang on one
What?
I just need to quickly find something, bear with me
No, no, hang on
It's coming
I was just, Jesse Jarrett, you can't play the whole song
I'm just playing you out, hang on
I'm not the only one getting tired
I'm just playing you out, hang on
It's so stupid
Yeah, yeah, yeah
See you later, au revoir!