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What's the buttons is gone. It doesn't exist anymore. Ash is no longer here. It's no longer Rhys' a Pokemon podcast

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That's what this is about. If you don't like it, you can fuck off. It's cancel your subscription. Don't bother listening to us

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This is purely about Pokemon and that's it. We're addicted. I want to be the very best

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We're addicted we're back and we're addicted to absolute Pokemon everything Pokemon we spent silly money. It's ridiculous

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It's mental

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Hello

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Hello everyone, we're back

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Yeah, this podcast it won't just be this episode won't just be about Pokemon. Don't be scared. Don't switch off

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we are going to talk about other shit, but a

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lot of it is gonna be Pokemon if I'm honest because

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Yeah, ask give me a phone call and he said I'm gonna start buying some Pokemon cards and

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Naturally everyone follows the prince among men. He's playing Pokemon go at the moment

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and

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Yeah, we there's fucking Pokemon everywhere

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Eat my berry

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And let me catch you and give me candy

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Thanks to everyone patreon wise for giving us your dough. This will inevitably fund

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I have a podcast equipment or Pokemon addiction to

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Be fair. What is it for pound 99 per pack?

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Roughly so everyone who's paying for the exclusives on the Jedi Club every single month you're paying for one Pokemon pack

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So that's fucking awesome

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Yeah, we got a little bit of feedback

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From the last exclusive episode basically saying it was shit

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Feedback yeah, I want to apologize you pay what you know, I mean you get what you pay for so

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That is true it was awful

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So we've come up we've come up with some some form plan that was that was actually mark that gave us that feedback

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This is birthday on Monday. So happy birthday and that angle your card angle your present ain't gonna see

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Other than that. Yeah, sweet. All right, what's going on?

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This is a mess to you this is an absolute mess

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happy birthday

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Dear Markie

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Happy birthday to you

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This is awful in it

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There you go. There you go. No, I saw about 20 listeners can hear that. That's great. That's fantastic

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Well, that's patrons fucked off out the way

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Get down the nitty-gritty. Yeah, boy. You poke them on get off the fucking Pokemon go so you can pay some attention

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You're not paying man top

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Look at him. What you been doing? I've been doing Pokemon wise. What's been what's the crack? What's been going on?

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Chinese talk to me

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Tell me at all. Well, how did it start?

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How did it start tell me cuz you just rung me up randomly saying that you want to start collecting shiny Pokemon cards

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I'll tell you how it started. Go on started a long time ago. Tell the galaxy far far away

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Nice. It was

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It was a couple of weeks ago. Mm-hmm

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I was on nights. Yeah, and I had a night shift where I wasn't doing a great deal. It was a uncle

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Sit about not a lot at the fuck all and I was like fuck it. I'm gonna get my switch out

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So I got my switch out. I haven't got it out in a long time charged it up

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I'm gonna buy a new game for it. Nice fucking Pokemon game fantastic. Oh Pokemon violet. Oh

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Play Pokemon violet was I fucking love this game. This is great and

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Then I thought do you know what's even better?

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Pokemon cards because I used to like Pokemon cards. So I went and bought some Pokemon cards

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Lo and behold, I only got fucking gold Mewtwo out of my first ever pack bang. The bug is there is inside me

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I can't stop thinking about them all I go to sleep thinking about them and I wake up thinking about them at the moment

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I've got poke genie Pokemon go Pokemon home Pokemon TCG live and Pokemon unite all of my old Pokemon cards

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I have a Pokemon unit all on my phone. It's crazy in it

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I've jumped on the Pokemon unite band by going as well and that games fucking sick. Yeah, it's cool

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I love that shit man. Haven't lost a ranked match yet

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Fucking love it. But um, the problem with Pope collecting Pokemon cards is that so there's

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What was it like 86 different?

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Expansion sets and I overall in the UK. There's just shy of ten thousand cards that you could collect

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Um, cause naturally I saved all the websites to my phone so I can just fucking flick it

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up whenever I want.

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Um, Ash is going for the tactic of just collecting anything and fucking everything.

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I'm going.

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Your driveway looks like a testicle.

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My driveway looks like a knob on my car.

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Nob and balls.

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Um, I've gone for the tactic of the first packs I see, that's the set that I'm going

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to collect first.

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So I've got the silver Tempest and I'm probably like halfway through.

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I've got 165 cards I've got to get.

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I haven't counted them, but I'm, I'm, I'm near the hundred mark.

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So I'm getting there.

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I've got the rarest card of the whole bunch and Ash Googled it before we come on air

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and it was a nought point, was it nought point eight, six percent chance.

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It's a trainer, yeah.

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Candace Rainbow.

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That was the trainer, was it?

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It's fucking, it's mental.

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Um, Ash is pulling cards that are worth more than the fucking everything he's buying.

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So he's quits in.

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My luck's been nuts to be fair.

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I'm not normally quite lucky.

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And he wants to grade, he's not sure about grading one of the cards is mew too.

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We'll put a picture up of it on the Patreon so you can see what we're on about.

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Um, but he doesn't know about getting it graded or not.

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And I'm saying that he should because you ain't going to set it anytime soon.

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And a grading might help, but you're scared about sending it off in case it comes up all

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bent and fucked up or lost about sending it off.

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Cause I don't know about how to package it efficiently.

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And you know what?

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Some people are like, they're throwing packages around.

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Um, and also I don't want it to come back at a light up fucking like, oh yeah, it's

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a shit one.

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This is the tool and I'll just start attacking.

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Yeah, but it can't be shit connected cause it's brand new.

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It doesn't straight out of the pack.

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It doesn't matter.

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Of course it does.

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It doesn't mean it's going to be good if it's, it's slightly bent.

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If he's got a bend in it, if it's off center, if the card print is off center, that's just

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a printing thing.

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There's many things that won't just look at quality of it coming out of the pack and just

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cause it's out of the pack don't mean it's not got like wear on it and stuff.

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So it's going to be like Funko pops where you get the Funko app and you can, your collection

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tells you how much it's roughly worth.

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I like that too.

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It's great.

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This is free.

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This is why it's free.

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I'm having a sit.

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Let's go.

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My fucking you talk.

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I've got to put the mic down quick.

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My headset's all fucked.

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Big RJ said to me, big Ryan, he said to me, he'd subscribe to the Patreon.

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For six months.

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Not that right.

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My right.

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He said he'd subscribe to the Patreon for six months.

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If you made a public apology to beer drinkers for your outage, outrageous to be a drinkers.

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What six months.

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He won't subscribe for six months.

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You'll fucking spend the money on booze.

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Oh, there you go.

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There you go.

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What would you mean?

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What's an apology for?

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You fucked it.

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For what?

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He had one opportunity.

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One shot like Eminem and you fucked it.

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An apology for what?

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For talking shit about beer drinkers.

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Who is this geezer?

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Ryan?

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Is he in your gang?

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He's my pal and he ain't happy.

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Why is he not happy?

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Because you talk shit about the beer drinkers.

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Yeah, but so he's not happy because he knows I'm right.

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Well, yeah, you are right.

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But for this occasion, you can pretend that you're not so we can get six months of patient.

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Does he even listen to this?

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Yeah, he does actually.

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He loves it.

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And he still ain't subscribed.

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So he's missing out on all the exclusive content.

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He's missing out on at least half an hour every single week.

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I've told him not to do it because it's shit.

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Really, don't waste your money.

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It's really not worth it.

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That's great advertisement, isn't it?

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That's fantastic.

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So he wants a public apology or is this a podcast apology?

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Because I know we know that I've got a habit of doing that.

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Yeah, a public podcast apology, but we'll just leave it.

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We'll do it next week.

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We'll get some back and forth going.

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You ain't here next week.

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Oh, Ash isn't here next week.

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I'm not here next week, by the way, guys.

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Again, I've given him the fucking leeway to leave the podcast for a bit and every single

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fucking opportunity.

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Why are you always on nights?

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I don't get it.

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Big boys with big boy toys.

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Yeah, it's bullshit.

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It's absolute bollocks.

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Got to do what I got to do.

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How else am I going to pay for these Pokemon cards?

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Sorry to Ash's family.

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The old savings is going away on fucking plastic cards.

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Speaking of savings, I nearly bought a Darth Vader lightsaber today.

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Oh, so close.

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But you know your problem with that?

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If you'd have bought a Darth at Nerdbase, by the way, shout out to Nerdbase for the

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million fucking time.

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Please just answer my DMs, man.

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I miss out on so much shit from your shop because you won't answer me.

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Anyway, Connor would have a go at you for buying a lightsaber from that because all

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you do is flick out his lightsaber that's 10 times better than anything you're going

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to buy from there.

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It's debatable.

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It's not debatable.

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Well, it is because he hasn't got actual Darth Vader lightsaber.

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He's got a lightsaber that goes multi-coloured.

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He's not actually Darth Vader's.

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Yeah, but he can just make it red.

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But it doesn't mean it's Darth Vader's lightsaber just because it's red.

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That's not how it works.

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Is it not?

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They've all got different hilt.

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Fucking hell.

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I don't fucking know.

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God, all the dark side users have got red.

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Why did you get it?

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Why are you scared?

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It's like 250 quid.

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Gemma wouldn't let you go away with that one.

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She would.

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Every time she wanted something, if I said no, she'd go, um, and she'd point at that

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lightsaber and go, I think we will.

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She'd take the box off the wardrobe and blow the dust off it and go, you got this, remember?

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Yeah.

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And I'd go, oh yeah, you have all the money.

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So you didn't get that?

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No.

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You got one little, well, not even little, you got a Pokemon set on.

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I got a little Pokemon box.

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Some fat fucking Pokemon card.

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It's only a score, yeah.

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I got a big old Pokemon card.

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A novelty sized Pokemon card.

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Nowhere to put it.

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I didn't want that.

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I got a cool little pin.

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Got a couple of packs.

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Get this right.

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I'm trying to collect all the silver Tempest ones and for some reason this geezer's gone

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and bought loads of silver Tempest shit even though he ain't collecting the set.

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Because they're everywhere.

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It's the only pack that's everywhere.

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I know.

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And he said to me on the phone on the way home, he said, I don't know what I'm going

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to do with all these ones that ain't shinies.

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I ain't fucking interested in them.

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I don't want them.

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So I said, well, give them to me then.

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And he went, absolutely not.

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He said, pay for them.

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I said, well, why?

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Why would I pay for them?

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I said, you don't want them.

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I never said, this is where there was miscommunication.

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I never said pay for them.

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I said, I paid for them.

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Yeah.

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And then you said, you said pay me for them.

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No, I didn't.

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I never once said that.

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So give them to me then.

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You ain't going to use them.

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No.

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Why?

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Because I'm going to keep them.

253
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You just said you don't want them.

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If you go in Nerdbase, they've got all their little cards that are worth money in their

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little plastic boxes.

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Yeah.

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Tenors, twenties, thirties, forties, fifties, sixties.

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They've all been graded.

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A lot of them.

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That's what the plastic boxes are in the boxes they've been graded.

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No.

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If they've got a number on them, yes.

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Not all of them have, but then they've got all the old shitters like them ones that I'm

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talking about.

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Pound here, pound there, pound there.

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They're all worth like a pound each or something.

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Man, I'm not giving away all them pounds.

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I've got buckets of them.

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Give it 20 years.

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I'll be selling all them for pounds.

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At least give me your duplicates.

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Fuck you.

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Why?

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Because I like them.

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I like them more than one.

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You know what the problem is, yeah, is unlike a Funko prop, when I want something very specific,

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you have to search it, you have to find it and you can just buy it.

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That's it.

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There's no mystery to it.

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It's part of the fun of buying them though.

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But when it comes to Pokemon cards, I like the, like much like you, I like pulling a

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pack and getting random shit because I went onto eBay and Facebook marketplace and stuff

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like that and I could buy the whole set for like a hundred and something quid.

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And I just think that's a cop out, but I'm so, I was tempted, but you know, you know,

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it ain't fun at all.

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Boring.

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And then they had the, they had little Marvel toys in Kinder eggs for a while.

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Me and my mate, Ryan, a couple of other people, we was getting them and putting them up on

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our rear view mirrors in our cars because they had little string bits on them.

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I only needed the one more.

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I think it was the Joker I needed.

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Could have bought him off eBay for three quid.

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But he didn't.

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I should, bearing in mind Kinder eggs, like one pound, one pound 20 or whatever.

295
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I must've spent 20 odd quid opening Kinder eggs.

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I was buying up five, six in the morning, not even eating the chocolate, just opening

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them and fucking popping the thing.

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I was eating the chocolate, but not there.

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And then I was like putting it back in his wrapping.

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Sacrilege of your opening the Kinder and not eat it.

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But yeah, eventually I got him and I've got the full set and I've still actually got the

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full set.

303
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You know what we've missed out on is the McDonald's Pokemon cards.

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You know, they did a limited run.

305
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It was like 20 different cards.

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I didn't know that.

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That's a set.

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That's cool.

309
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Do you look at anything I send you?

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Great.

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Sometimes.

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That's just great.

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I don't normally have a lot of shit in my...

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Send you all the info you'd ever need on Pokemon cards.

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I saw that.

316
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Yeah.

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It was a fucking, it was all over the place.

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It was a mess.

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It wasn't.

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It was.

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I couldn't believe it.

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If you're looking for a side hustle, you're at work and you've got loads of spare time

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and you want something to do, specifically Mark, get this right.

324
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I was in Smith's Toys yesterday.

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We was all walking around like a retail park and there's a JD and shit like that.

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I wanted to get some shoes.

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Anyway, on my way to JD Sports, I passed to Smith's Toys and like a moth to a flame, I

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went straight in.

329
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All the lads behind me, where the fuck's he going?

330
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Oh, Mark's always going in Smith's Toys to look at fucking Pokemon cards.

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They're all laughing at the back.

332
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Sure enough, they're following.

333
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All right?

334
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Anyway, I'm walking through leading, as you do, because I know what I'm fucking looking

335
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for.

336
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I stumble across the Funko Pop aisle.

337
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Anyway, I walk down it, start having a little butcher, seeing if there's anything decent

338
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there ain't.

339
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They're like, what are you fucking looking at this for?

340
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Then Mark's like, oh, he collects them.

341
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Some of them are quite expensive.

342
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A couple of people I'm with, I didn't really understand it.

343
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Anyway, sure enough, couldn't find the Pokemon cards.

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They remembered what you said and they're behind the counter.

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So I left them to it in that aisle and then went to look at the counter and I found them.

346
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Anyway, I looked at the Pokemon cards I wanted.

347
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I went back to the aisle.

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They're all fucking picking them up, Googling them, looking at the prices, seeing which

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ones they can flip, what ones they want.

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There was a massive Blink 182 one for Mark and he was like, when I get paid, I'm coming

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back for that.

352
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Like that, in seconds.

353
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Seconds they switched from what the fuck are these Funko Pops to, oh, I want to start

354
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flipping them and collecting them.

355
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It was sick.

356
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That's how it gets you.

357
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100%.

358
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100%.

359
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I don't know where I was going with that.

360
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There was a bit there and I went off on a tangent.

361
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I don't do that.

362
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I like to keep holding my items so my children can benefit when I'm dead.

363
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What's all this shit and then sell it at a boot sale and all my hard work has been for

364
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nothing.

365
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Yeah.

366
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What's that Star Wars one you've got?

367
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The expensive one.

368
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What's it called?

369
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What, the name of the character?

370
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,020
Yeah.

371
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Anakin?

372
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No.

373
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No.

374
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The blue geyser.

375
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Admiral Thrawn.

376
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Yeah.

377
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Funko Pops.

378
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Admiral Thrawn.

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See him on a little fucking garden table in a boot sale and wherever.

380
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How much you want for this?

381
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Like a fiver?

382
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,020
Of course.

383
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Bit steep, love.

384
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,020
Bit steep.

385
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,020
There's something else in that for fiver.

386
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,020
Yeah.

387
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,020
What about this other Funko Pop?

388
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,020
Darth Vader.

389
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Mustafar edition.

390
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,020
Okay.

391
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,020
It's all about this shit.

392
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:48,540
It's only worth anything to other people that want this type of shit.

393
00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:49,540
Yeah.

394
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:55,500
Well, I'd say on that, it was either porn stars or hardcore porn stars or hardcore porn

395
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or whatever it's called.

396
00:15:56,500 --> 00:16:02,020
They said that Star Wars are the best collectibles to collect because Star Wars fans are nuts

397
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and they overpay for everything.

398
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:06,620
So I suppose I fit in that category.

399
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:09,700
But is it overpaying if someone else will overpay what you've overpaid?

400
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:10,700
Of course not because then it's-

401
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:11,700
Of course not.

402
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:12,700
Because then it's like a make a profit.

403
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,780
But talk a big game, I don't sell anything.

404
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:17,500
No, but this is the trouble, isn't it?

405
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:22,340
But then it's kind of like investing, isn't it?

406
00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:25,940
Because I can't imagine this stuff goes down in value.

407
00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:29,500
The longer the time goes on, the rarer it becomes because others get destroyed and lost.

408
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,500
Yeah.

409
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:34,140
But then there's the stuff that gets vaulted and when you're talking about Funkos, the

410
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:41,020
shit that doesn't make anymore or the limited runs like the Mater or the fucking Comic Con

411
00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:44,340
shit, stuff like that.

412
00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:49,580
Even like the Queen, her Funko pop, when she popped the clogs, that thing was worth a fucking

413
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:50,580
fortune.

414
00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:51,580
It's worth fuck all now.

415
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:52,580
It's gone back down.

416
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:55,260
But for that little period, they were all sold out everywhere.

417
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:57,220
They were worth a fucking mint.

418
00:16:57,220 --> 00:17:00,020
Same with the Stranger Things stuff.

419
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,260
Hello, I was convention April.

420
00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:05,860
That's going to have some expensive shit there and I'm ready for it.

421
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,860
Well, I'm not ready for it.

422
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,860
Pokemon is going to get in the way.

423
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:10,860
That's the trouble.

424
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:11,860
Now I'm just a collector.

425
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:13,180
I'm a collector of trinkets and baubles.

426
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,180
This is established.

427
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:15,540
It's what I am.

428
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:16,540
My wife calls it hoarding.

429
00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:17,540
I call it collecting.

430
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:21,740
And yeah, but you don't get hold of random shit though.

431
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,100
What do you mean?

432
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,500
Well, you don't get hold of random shit.

433
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,660
I've been to your gaff as well.

434
00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:30,220
It's not a hoarder's house.

435
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:31,580
It's not allowed to be.

436
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,940
It's all put in the wardrobe in the back.

437
00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:37,420
But everything that you've got, look at the Ronin that you got.

438
00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:39,940
It's all limited shit or it's all difficult stuff to get.

439
00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:43,040
So it's worth some form of value.

440
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,040
Look at the Mewtwo.

441
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,700
It's worth over 50 quid.

442
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,100
You got that in the Elite box.

443
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,900
That's paid for the box straight away.

444
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,820
Everything else is of excess.

445
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,980
It's like fucking storage wars.

446
00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:53,980
Five bucks for that.

447
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,660
25 bucks for that.

448
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,820
I just like having, that's why I'm not collecting sets.

449
00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:03,620
I probably will eventually, but at the moment I just want to, I'm in the exciting mode where

450
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:07,860
I'll buy any set, any pack just to see what comes out of it.

451
00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:14,220
What I'm doing is I'm collecting the Silver Tempest and whilst doing that, any duplicates

452
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:18,700
I get, I'm giving them to Steph and then any other duplicates of the duplicates, I'm giving

453
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them to her sister.

454
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:24,940
So eventually, probably end up both searching for the same fucking color.

455
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:33,260
I wonder if some of these cards have got value because of their ability in the game, in the

456
00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:34,940
competitive game.

457
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:36,020
Because people do do that.

458
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:39,860
They collect the full set and then they have a, because Steph was saying they get, they'll

459
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:44,220
have a set say it's in the sleeves, never touched, and then they got the exact same

460
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:47,620
set that is a playable set.

461
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,940
So they must have something.

462
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:52,380
It's a whole new world that I have never been a part of.

463
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:58,820
The guy that I've been talking to, who is in a vape shop and where I found a lot of

464
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Pokemon stuff, he's selling Pokemon cards and I said to him, why are you selling Pokemon

465
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,060
cards in your vape shop?

466
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:12,500
And he said because when he had a baby, his wife said we need to sell this because we

467
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,500
need to make money.

468
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,500
Most people that vape are children.

469
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,500
Thanks.

470
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:21,580
Yeah, yeah that's cool isn't it?

471
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:28,980
And so yeah I asked him why and he said obviously his missus told him he had to sell his stuff

472
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:33,780
and I said but why, because he had boxes in there, like that Mewtwo box for example.

473
00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:38,620
He had boxes like that and the elite trainer boxes and all that sort of stuff.

474
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:41,820
Why does it just hang around like a fucking fog?

475
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:43,620
This shit, look at it.

476
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,620
You made me do that.

477
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:45,620
Look at it.

478
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:50,180
My laptop's breathing in all this fucking weird gunky shit that's about to...

479
00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:51,780
Yeah, anyway.

480
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:52,780
Grim.

481
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:56,660
So he said, I said why have you got all these unopened boxes if they're your collection?

482
00:19:56,660 --> 00:20:01,540
He said he would buy, i.e. that Mewtwo box, that box you bought, whatever, he'd buy two

483
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:02,540
of them at the same time.

484
00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:03,540
And just not open one?

485
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:07,980
He'd open one and then he'd put another one in his nan's loft.

486
00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:10,300
Because that'd be worth throwing in X amount of years.

487
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,300
Because of that reason.

488
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:16,060
Yeah, because that's what they, when people were hunting for like one of the charizards,

489
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,060
it's all unopened packs.

490
00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:21,540
Yeah, he got from like 15, 20 years ago.

491
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:22,540
So that's what he was doing.

492
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:23,540
So that's why.

493
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:26,780
And now he's selling all these unopened boxes and stuff.

494
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:29,380
And obviously he's got graded cards and stuff.

495
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:34,180
When I went in there, he literally just had a delivery of a box of three charizards he'd

496
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sent off.

497
00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:38,900
And one of them got a 10, which he was gassed about.

498
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:39,900
So yeah, it's just...

499
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,500
Well you should ask him then about getting a card graded.

500
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,500
I did ask him.

501
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,500
I was asking him.

502
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,500
He's...

503
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,500
I was too excited.

504
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,300
There's too many questions.

505
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:51,260
You know when you're so excited, you're asking questions before they've answered the question

506
00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:52,260
you originally asked.

507
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:57,460
But yeah, he's got a quick turnaround because I was reading six months and stuff.

508
00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:59,180
He got them back within 30 days.

509
00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:00,180
So yeah.

510
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:01,180
That's decent.

511
00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:06,060
It all depends on the value of the card, how much it costs to grade it.

512
00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:07,060
Stuff like that.

513
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:10,900
Yeah, because I don't know what the general price is to get a card graded.

514
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:17,860
If anyone listening isn't familiar about what grading a card is, it's just basically the

515
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:21,260
condition of it, pretty much.

516
00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:26,380
If it's got bends in it, if it's got scrapes, how the print is, like I said earlier.

517
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,380
Off center.

518
00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:28,380
Yeah.

519
00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:33,620
If you're trying to find out out of 10 how perfect your card is.

520
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:39,740
Well, my favorite Pokemon's Blastoise and he's got a Blastoise in a cabinet, graded.

521
00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:41,820
It's graded three.

522
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:47,380
And I was looking at it and I was like, how is that three?

523
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:48,380
It looks immaculate.

524
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:49,820
He was like, I don't know.

525
00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:51,540
I don't know how that is a three.

526
00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:54,340
Because I'd imagine they're seeing things that you can't see.

527
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:55,340
Yeah.

528
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:57,500
It'll be under the fucking microscope and all that type of shit.

529
00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,220
That's brand new out of a pack that he got it.

530
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,820
So it come out of a pack of three.

531
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:04,020
Some of them, I can see them now.

532
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:05,740
Some of them, they got a bend in them.

533
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:06,740
Exactly.

534
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:12,260
So it doesn't take much to, but I think I will get my Mewtwo graded, mainly just for

535
00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:19,100
the collection look of it with the number on it and the name of it and all that sort

536
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,100
of stuff.

537
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,620
I think I wouldn't like to send somewhere.

538
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,420
I prefer to drive somewhere.

539
00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:24,420
That's what I mean.

540
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:25,420
That's what I'm scared of.

541
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:26,420
And have it graded.

542
00:22:26,420 --> 00:22:30,220
What a weird world that we've opened ourselves into.

543
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:31,220
It's exciting.

544
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:32,220
I like learning these sort of things.

545
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,220
It's exciting to me.

546
00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:37,420
I was saying to Steph, it's no different to Funko Pops because before I started collecting

547
00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:40,340
them, because I throw myself as a collector, I think.

548
00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:41,340
You're welcome.

549
00:22:41,340 --> 00:22:46,500
I'm pretty sure I took you under my wing and brought you into the world of collecting

550
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:51,260
boxes of characters with enormous heads and cards of little pocket monsters now.

551
00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:52,260
Yeah.

552
00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:53,260
It's nuts.

553
00:22:53,260 --> 00:22:54,260
Thank you so much.

554
00:22:54,260 --> 00:23:00,020
But even obviously when I first started doing that, when it came to Funko Pops, I had no

555
00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:01,020
fucking clue.

556
00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:04,300
I was just looking at the ones that I liked, but I didn't have any understanding about

557
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,300
what's worth what or anything like that.

558
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:12,500
And gradually over time, you learn just by looking at stuff, you know if it's worth anything.

559
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:14,500
If it's flocked, if it's a chase.

560
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,500
You won't know, but you can tell there's a chance.

561
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,540
There's a chance it might be worth something.

562
00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:21,780
So that's worth picking up, walking around and Googling while you're walking around with

563
00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:22,780
it.

564
00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:23,780
Yeah.

565
00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:28,300
You see something and you have a rough idea of if it's worth X amount of money, especially

566
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:33,980
when you start joining all the Funko groups like I have, you learn what people are after

567
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:36,180
and all that type of shit.

568
00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:37,180
And I liked that.

569
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:42,900
Like I was saying to Mark today, I also liked the factor of getting something that loads

570
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:46,220
of people want and keeping hold of it.

571
00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:48,620
Like a fucking dragon with its gold.

572
00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:50,420
I don't know why I like doing that.

573
00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:51,780
It's somewhat mean.

574
00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:54,740
Yeah, but it's an investment.

575
00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:55,740
That's how I see it.

576
00:23:55,740 --> 00:24:02,860
I see all these as assets because I, monetary wise, not very rich, but if I sold all my

577
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:08,620
figures, my statues, my cards, you know, I could claw a lot more money back than I think

578
00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:09,620
I have.

579
00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:10,620
And that's like, and that's like Steph.

580
00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:17,100
She has fucking loads of, of collector's edition statues and stuff from, from games and everyone

581
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:20,220
knows they're worth a fucking fortune straight away.

582
00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:21,220
They're all limited edition.

583
00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:22,220
They're gone.

584
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:23,220
They're gone.

585
00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:28,260
I mean, the fucking, the even, even the hammer that I got with the God of War collector's

586
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:34,480
edition that that's worth the same, if not slightly more than the entire edition itself.

587
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,780
And that was from day one.

588
00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:43,700
And then she's got, I got her for Christmas, the Evie and Jacob Frye collectible statues.

589
00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:48,640
And that Evie is worth a fucking fortune because she's just impossible to get hold of.

590
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,440
So yeah, they're definitely investments, man.

591
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:55,660
Some people invest in gold, some people invest in fucking, you know, stocks and shit like

592
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,660
that.

593
00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:57,660
We invest in plastic.

594
00:24:57,660 --> 00:24:58,660
Gold goes down.

595
00:24:58,660 --> 00:24:59,660
Funko's don't.

596
00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:02,660
It's definitely not true.

597
00:25:02,660 --> 00:25:04,620
It was a joke.

598
00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:05,620
You knob.

599
00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:06,620
Yeah.

600
00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:07,620
Um, yeah, there's Pokemon.

601
00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:08,620
Yeah.

602
00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:14,940
So Pokemon, the world of Pokemon is just so fucking nerdy.

603
00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:17,820
But everyone's got that same bond, man.

604
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:20,420
Who didn't, who didn't fucking touch Pokemon at some point?

605
00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:25,900
When I was in nerd base earlier, I was having a little mooch about two geezers coming, two

606
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,900
big bearded gentlemen.

607
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,380
You thought you've took a wrong turn.

608
00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:30,380
Yeah.

609
00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:32,020
But you say exactly the same about you.

610
00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:33,020
Probably.

611
00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:34,020
Yeah.

612
00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:35,020
But you two shouldn't be in here.

613
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:38,140
They bolt straight up to the Pokemon.

614
00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:42,580
The geezer grabbed, I'm not joking, 20 to 30 packs.

615
00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:43,580
What are the silver tempests?

616
00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:47,500
Of just like multiple different Pokemon packs.

617
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,580
And his mate went, we ain't even looked around yet.

618
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:51,300
Don't worry about that.

619
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,300
Banged them straight down.

620
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,300
Bosch.

621
00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:54,300
See you later.

622
00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:58,580
Well, 30 odd packs of that and when that fake Coco set thing that I bought, he didn't pick

623
00:25:58,580 --> 00:26:01,420
the right one up obviously because I got the good one.

624
00:26:01,420 --> 00:26:07,420
But yeah, so you know, looks can be deceiving that they just come bowling in, grab loads

625
00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:08,420
of Pokemon cards.

626
00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:11,300
But I was in there a little bit too long.

627
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:15,420
So I started becoming uneasy because I think he thought this guy's case in the joint or

628
00:26:15,420 --> 00:26:17,380
he's putting stuff in his pants or something.

629
00:26:17,380 --> 00:26:18,740
I've done a couple of laps.

630
00:26:18,740 --> 00:26:19,740
You was in there for like an hour.

631
00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:23,260
Yeah, I've done a couple of laps and I was looking behind him because a lot of the Pokemon

632
00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:24,700
stuff's behind him in the till.

633
00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:28,780
They was having deliveries and he was opening boxes behind the till.

634
00:26:28,780 --> 00:26:29,780
So it was really awkward.

635
00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:34,940
I was having to like look over him to look at stuff and every now and again at my peripheral,

636
00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:38,140
I could see him look up at me and I was like, this is becoming very awkward.

637
00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:39,140
Yeah.

638
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:40,460
And that's just, that's a small till as well.

639
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:41,940
That's a small counter to be fucking.

640
00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:44,700
I just had to grab my box.

641
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:49,220
It's a very awkward one because it's an L shaped counter and as you come in, literally

642
00:26:49,220 --> 00:26:54,980
the front door, one side of the counter is to your left and then obviously it bends around

643
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:58,060
and the Pokemon cards are just in the fucking door.

644
00:26:58,060 --> 00:27:01,500
So you can't, you can't stand there because you're blocking the door.

645
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:05,020
So it is awkward as fuck to, to ask the defraud.

646
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:09,460
I have to get used to the fact of being a grown man and it's like fucking buying cigarettes.

647
00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:11,660
I have to go to the counter to get hold of them.

648
00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:12,660
Excuse me, sir.

649
00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:16,900
I was like saying yesterday at toilet Smith stores, I just want two packets of the silver

650
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:17,900
tempest.

651
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:20,900
I went out, I went out half nine last night or something stupid.

652
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:26,900
I had to get dressed to go out cause Jim wanted Gaviscon.

653
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:30,860
I was like, well, if I've got to go out to get Gaviscon, I'm getting myself something.

654
00:27:30,860 --> 00:27:35,780
So I went right out the way to a whole supermarket just so I could get some Pokemon cards.

655
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:36,780
Yeah.

656
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:40,100
And when I went to the till, there was two ladies chatting between each till.

657
00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:41,100
I said, are you open?

658
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:44,020
And she said, yeah, I'll put the Gaviscon down.

659
00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:45,380
I put the Pokemon cards down.

660
00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:48,500
She went, oh, Pokemon cards are still going.

661
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,500
Are they?

662
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,500
I said, yeah, yeah.

663
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,500
You'll be surprised.

664
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:52,500
Yeah.

665
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:53,500
She went for the kids.

666
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,500
I went, yeah.

667
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:59,500
She's like, what, what are they open again?

668
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:03,180
I was like, I picked the pack up.

669
00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:04,180
I turned it around.

670
00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:05,180
I squinted at it.

671
00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:06,180
I was like, I don't know really.

672
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:09,700
I think there's some rare ones or saying, tried to play it cool.

673
00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:10,700
So you lied.

674
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:13,660
Mark told me that, cause I said when we was walking around Smith's, I went, I went, how

675
00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:16,900
am I going to go to a counter and ask someone for these fucking Pokemon cards?

676
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:21,300
He said, just lie and say they're for your kid or something like that.

677
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:22,300
I owned it.

678
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:23,300
I owned it instead.

679
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:30,580
But there's something, there's something weird about being in full high vis, filthy as fuck

680
00:28:30,580 --> 00:28:37,300
from work, looking scruffy as anything, standing next to what I think was a four year old child

681
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:40,580
in line waiting to buy some Pokemon cards.

682
00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:44,860
It was a very, very odd picture with an entourage of orange behind me waiting.

683
00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:47,940
It just looked so out of place.

684
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:50,500
And I think we'll have to get used to that because it's going to be happening a lot.

685
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,500
I don't give a monkey.

686
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:54,140
I was just trying to save her the face really.

687
00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:55,740
Cause she just presumed they were for the kids.

688
00:28:55,740 --> 00:28:57,740
So I didn't want to go, oh, for me, you fucking bitch.

689
00:28:57,740 --> 00:28:58,740
You fucking twat.

690
00:28:58,740 --> 00:28:59,740
What silly prick you are.

691
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:00,740
They're obviously for me.

692
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:01,740
I don't want to cause her that embarrassment.

693
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,740
So I was, yeah, for the kids.

694
00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:03,740
Yeah.

695
00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:04,740
I mean, I am a child.

696
00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:05,740
I'm a child.

697
00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:06,740
I'm a child.

698
00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:07,740
I'm a child.

699
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:08,740
I'm a child.

700
00:29:08,740 --> 00:29:09,740
I'm a child.

701
00:29:09,740 --> 00:29:11,260
I mean, I am a child at heart.

702
00:29:11,260 --> 00:29:15,460
So I guess I got home and Gemma's like, oh, you're so cute.

703
00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:20,940
And then I open up my box and then I open my, then I open Pokemon Go and I was playing

704
00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:22,500
Pokemon whilst looking at my cards.

705
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:26,420
Me and Steph sit there together and we open it or she watches me open them up and I can,

706
00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:29,300
I can see her, like she's so into it.

707
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,300
It's really fun.

708
00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:35,900
Um, but like her face lights up when I hand her a pack, I go, you want to open this one?

709
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:36,900
She's like, really?

710
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:37,900
Really?

711
00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:38,900
Really?

712
00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:39,900
Yeah.

713
00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:40,900
She's like, you know, she's nice about opening packs of cards.

714
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:41,900
Just exciting.

715
00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:42,900
I don't know why.

716
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:48,620
Well, it's that buzz of getting that fucking them shiny ones and VMAX is all the secret

717
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,620
gallery ones.

718
00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:52,060
They look fucking sick as well.

719
00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:53,900
Like a magpie.

720
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:54,900
Anything shiny.

721
00:29:54,900 --> 00:30:00,380
You don't know what you're going to get there.

722
00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:02,420
Anyway, go on.

723
00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:04,580
Star Wars is what I wanted to say.

724
00:30:04,580 --> 00:30:10,100
I see an update from a reliable source because I've known that there's many Star Wars games

725
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:17,100
coming out and Ubisoft have one and they've been, they've been known to be making it for

726
00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:19,900
a long time, but no one knows anything about it.

727
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:30,460
A very reliable source inside gaming has said the Ubisoft Star Wars game will boast a fully

728
00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:37,220
open, seamless universe akin to that found in No Man's Sky.

729
00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:41,740
In the game, players will be able to jump between systems, immersing themselves in a

730
00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:49,500
vast galaxy bursting at the seams with activities.

731
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:50,500
End quote.

732
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:54,580
Now it sounds very, very, very exciting.

733
00:30:54,580 --> 00:30:59,820
It also sounds very, very, very Ubisoft with the galaxy bursting at the seams of activities.

734
00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:00,820
Sounds like bullshit.

735
00:31:00,820 --> 00:31:01,820
Question marks everywhere.

736
00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:03,940
Sounds like absolute bollocks.

737
00:31:03,940 --> 00:31:07,940
Well, I hope it's not.

738
00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:15,660
Bigger doesn't necessarily mean better, but an open world Star Wars game is basically

739
00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:18,940
a fantasy for me.

740
00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:26,620
So you've already got the president set with No Man's Sky, like you say, and that is, that

741
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:29,940
really is seamless other than when you're going through a black hole and stuff like

742
00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:36,780
that, but even then it's not fucking the lone screen ain't massive.

743
00:31:36,780 --> 00:31:39,740
You remember No Man's Sky when it first come out.

744
00:31:39,740 --> 00:31:43,860
They were saying the same type of shit that there was all this stuff that couldn't even

745
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:48,460
see a fucking another player if you had the, if you had the 1% chance of actually meeting

746
00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:49,460
someone.

747
00:31:49,460 --> 00:31:51,780
Whereas now it's fantastic, incredible game.

748
00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:54,100
It's come a long, long way.

749
00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,540
Really fucking awesome game.

750
00:31:56,540 --> 00:32:00,580
I don't think Ubisoft are up to that type of shit personally.

751
00:32:00,580 --> 00:32:02,060
I think they talk a lot of shit.

752
00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:05,100
I don't think they care that much either.

753
00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:08,060
I think that you are wrong.

754
00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:11,300
I think they are capable and they do care.

755
00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:14,340
They put a lot of work into their games.

756
00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:22,700
I feel like Assassin's Creed Valhalla, brilliant open world, just too long and too boring.

757
00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:29,220
But the actual detail in Valhalla, Origins, Odyssey, the detail is crazy.

758
00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:32,740
They're just very repetitive.

759
00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:39,940
But I think what I really want is a Star Wars game.

760
00:32:39,940 --> 00:32:46,540
You could, you could make it less repetitive by just simply being a bounty hunter and just

761
00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:51,300
having endless amount of bounties to go and hunt and bring in and stuff like that.

762
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:52,300
Just that would make it.

763
00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:55,660
And then you can only make, you can only do so many before it does become repetitive.

764
00:32:55,660 --> 00:32:56,660
Not for me.

765
00:32:56,660 --> 00:32:57,660
This is Star Wars.

766
00:32:57,660 --> 00:33:04,660
No, but you don't know, but you fall into that trap of thinking that you won't get bored

767
00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:05,940
because you love it.

768
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,540
But you can get bored.

769
00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:13,540
And it's that fact that you love it so much and you would be so enveloped by a game like

770
00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:18,540
that, that you would fucking rinse it because your heart wants to do that.

771
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:23,220
And eventually, well, quickly you'd get fucking bored.

772
00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:27,380
But I don't think it's fair for someone like Ubisoft to come out and a game that you have

773
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:30,980
fuck all info on to just turn around to you and just say, oh yeah, this is, this is going

774
00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:34,020
to be like No Man's Sky, massively open world.

775
00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:35,420
You're going to fucking love it.

776
00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:36,420
See you later.

777
00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:38,940
There's a disappearance of the shadows for another year.

778
00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:39,940
But they haven't said that.

779
00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:41,700
That was Inside Gaming that said that.

780
00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:42,700
That wasn't them.

781
00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:43,700
Ubisoft.

782
00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:44,700
Where they got their info from then?

783
00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:45,700
I don't know.

784
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:47,580
Ubisoft have said nothing publicly.

785
00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:48,580
Where they were.

786
00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:50,300
They've obviously got their info from somewhere, ain't they?

787
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:51,300
Yeah.

788
00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:52,300
Well, they probably have.

789
00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:53,300
And just materialize out of nothing.

790
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:57,060
But there's one thing getting your source telling you this, that and the other.

791
00:33:57,060 --> 00:33:59,220
And this is what they plan to do.

792
00:33:59,220 --> 00:34:00,220
And it's another thing.

793
00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:02,660
Ubisoft publicly coming out and saying the same thing.

794
00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:05,740
You can't, you can't begrudge Ubisoft for someone leaking information.

795
00:34:05,740 --> 00:34:06,740
Oh, fuck them.

796
00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:08,740
They've done people dirty far to me.

797
00:34:08,740 --> 00:34:10,420
No, no, no, no, no.

798
00:34:10,420 --> 00:34:14,100
What's the one that's supposed that is supposed to be coming out this year?

799
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:15,900
Star Wars Jedi Survivor.

800
00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:17,820
Man, I cannot wait.

801
00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:19,820
When's the release date for that?

802
00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:20,820
March.

803
00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:21,820
March.

804
00:34:21,820 --> 00:34:22,820
Mm hmm.

805
00:34:22,820 --> 00:34:29,620
Very, very excited for that.

806
00:34:29,620 --> 00:34:36,660
And if things Star Wars related and I'm going to play it.

807
00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:38,460
Have you pre-ordered it?

808
00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:41,180
No, I'm not pre-ordering anything anymore.

809
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:42,180
What?

810
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:47,100
We're going downhill.

811
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:48,100
Brakes are broken.

812
00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:49,100
Why?

813
00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:51,300
Why don't you pre-order it?

814
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:54,620
Because I don't need to at the moment.

815
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:55,620
No.

816
00:34:55,620 --> 00:34:58,780
I'll get it when it comes out.

817
00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:00,380
I'll probably pre-order it the week of.

818
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:01,380
That'll be about it.

819
00:35:01,380 --> 00:35:05,660
You've got to be careful nowadays, just in case something gets banged on Game Pass for

820
00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:06,660
free.

821
00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:09,740
You're like, ooh, but not my stuff.

822
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:13,900
Because Jedi Fallen Order is now on everything.

823
00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:14,900
Me and Mark see.

824
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:18,860
PlayStation Plus and Game Pass and Steam, I think.

825
00:35:18,860 --> 00:35:19,940
And you can play it for free.

826
00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:24,980
Me and Mark see an advert the other day in the van and it was for PlayStation Plus and

827
00:35:24,980 --> 00:35:27,500
it was saying that.

828
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:31,740
I think it was Hogwarts Legacy is going to be a part of PlayStation Plus.

829
00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:34,180
That'd be pretty cool.

830
00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:35,180
But I didn't know.

831
00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:36,780
But I would imagine that that's the.

832
00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:39,340
Dobby is a free elf.

833
00:35:39,340 --> 00:35:40,340
That's right.

834
00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:41,340
Yeah.

835
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:47,380
I would imagine that would be the tippity top of the tiers, which is like 20 something

836
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:48,380
quid.

837
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:49,380
Yeah.

838
00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:50,380
I don't know.

839
00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:52,380
I don't subscribe to the Max PlayStation.

840
00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:55,340
I don't think anyone fucking does because of pointless.

841
00:35:55,340 --> 00:35:57,700
Well, they're going to start bringing out day one releases like that.

842
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:58,700
Yeah.

843
00:35:58,700 --> 00:35:59,700
Then somewhat worth it.

844
00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:02,660
But even then, Game Pass is ten or a month or 12 pound a month for ultimate.

845
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:05,100
Yeah, I think I paid like eight quid.

846
00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:08,060
So where's PlayStation should be kind of matching that really.

847
00:36:08,060 --> 00:36:09,660
They won't know, will they?

848
00:36:09,660 --> 00:36:12,180
Well, you know, there you go.

849
00:36:12,180 --> 00:36:13,660
Voldemort, you're not my father.

850
00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:15,660
You don't even watch Harry Potter.

851
00:36:15,660 --> 00:36:17,660
What are you fucking on about?

852
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:18,660
I'm just guessing.

853
00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:19,660
Talking shit.

854
00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:23,980
Hagrid, get off my dog.

855
00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:24,980
That's expensive shit, you know.

856
00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:27,500
You want to start getting into collecting Harry Potter stuff.

857
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,620
Dumbledore, let go of my wand.

858
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:32,100
I don't want to talk too much about it because I'm saving.

859
00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:33,100
Expelliarmus.

860
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:34,100
A lot of shit.

861
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:35,100
Yeah, that's one, isn't it?

862
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:36,100
Expelliarmus.

863
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:37,100
Yeah.

864
00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,100
I'm talking about the invisible one.

865
00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:39,100
You're doing fantastic.

866
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,100
Is that invisible?

867
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:41,100
Yeah.

868
00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:42,660
Oh, talking about feedback.

869
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:43,660
I've had feedback.

870
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:44,660
Give me some.

871
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:45,660
People want the fucking quizzes back.

872
00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:46,660
Who?

873
00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:47,660
Why?

874
00:36:47,660 --> 00:36:48,660
People.

875
00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:50,660
You don't need to know names.

876
00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:52,300
It's not all about you.

877
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:54,220
I've had people say they want the quizzes.

878
00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:55,420
Are the quizzes coming back?

879
00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:56,420
Any specific quizzes?

880
00:36:56,420 --> 00:36:58,820
Just like even you get thumped.

881
00:36:58,820 --> 00:37:00,180
What, football quizzes?

882
00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:01,180
Just quizzes.

883
00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:02,180
Anything.

884
00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:05,220
General knowledge, football, games, whatever.

885
00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:08,020
People like to hear two great minds pitted against each other.

886
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:14,820
These same people don't know the fucking struggle it is to get a quiz that is multiple choice.

887
00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:16,780
Oh, you mugged me off for how long for that?

888
00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:18,820
Saying, oh, you can't even fucking get a quiz.

889
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:24,820
It was so difficult to do because you can't just ask me a question and then not give me

890
00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:28,220
a choice of answers because I'm fucked because we'd just be sitting here and listening to

891
00:37:28,220 --> 00:37:30,220
you reel off questions and me going, oh, I don't know.

892
00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:31,220
I don't know.

893
00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:32,220
I don't know.

894
00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:33,220
I don't know good with that.

895
00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:35,220
If you just do general knowledge, it's easy.

896
00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:36,220
No, I ain't.

897
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:37,220
I need multiple choice.

898
00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:38,220
All right.

899
00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:39,220
You ain't about to search one.

900
00:37:39,220 --> 00:37:44,460
We've got half hour left and you're going to spend that half hour searching for a quiz.

901
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,460
No.

902
00:37:45,460 --> 00:37:46,460
Well, watch this.

903
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:47,460
I'm watching.

904
00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:49,460
General knowledge quiz with answers.

905
00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:51,460
Here you go.

906
00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:52,460
Right.

907
00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:53,460
You ready?

908
00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:54,460
Question one.

909
00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:58,900
This is our first quiz of 2023.

910
00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:00,380
Question one.

911
00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:02,800
Go on.

912
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:07,740
In which part of your body would you find the cruciate ligament?

913
00:38:07,740 --> 00:38:08,740
Your leg?

914
00:38:08,740 --> 00:38:09,740
No.

915
00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:12,740
The knee.

916
00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:13,740
But this is exactly what I just.

917
00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:14,740
What do you mean in your knee?

918
00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:15,740
That's your leg, you dickhead.

919
00:38:15,740 --> 00:38:16,740
It's your knee.

920
00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:17,740
Your whole fucking leg.

921
00:38:17,740 --> 00:38:18,740
I just said your leg.

922
00:38:18,740 --> 00:38:19,740
Is it in your shin?

923
00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:20,740
No, it's in your leg.

924
00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:21,740
Is it in your shin?

925
00:38:21,740 --> 00:38:22,740
Where's your knee?

926
00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:23,740
Is it in your calf?

927
00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:24,740
Where is your knee?

928
00:38:24,740 --> 00:38:25,740
On your knee.

929
00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:26,740
On your leg.

930
00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:27,740
What is the name?

931
00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:28,740
No, it's the most bollocks because you're doing the same.

932
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:29,740
You're doing exactly what I just said.

933
00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:34,340
You can't fucking do.

934
00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:36,620
You're asking questions with no multiple choices.

935
00:38:36,620 --> 00:38:37,980
This is general knowledge bullshit.

936
00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:39,860
Ask me another question.

937
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:43,100
General knowledge quiz with multiple choice answers.

938
00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:49,900
Since you can't even manage a simple question like that.

939
00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:51,460
Here we go then.

940
00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:54,780
Multiple choice general knowledge quiz.

941
00:38:54,780 --> 00:38:55,940
Question one.

942
00:38:55,940 --> 00:38:59,940
What is the longest that an elephant has ever lived that we know of?

943
00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:04,940
17 years, 49 years, 86 years or 142 years?

944
00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:05,940
86 years.

945
00:39:05,940 --> 00:39:09,740
We'll find out at the end.

946
00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:12,260
How many rings are on the Olympic flag?

947
00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:14,940
None, four, five or seven?

948
00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:19,060
Is it four or five?

949
00:39:19,060 --> 00:39:21,700
I think it's five.

950
00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:26,220
I'm not big into the Olympics.

951
00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:28,220
What is a tarsier?

952
00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:31,620
A bird, a lizard, a primate?

953
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:34,620
A tarsier?

954
00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:36,860
T-A-R-S-I-E-R.

955
00:39:36,860 --> 00:39:39,700
What was the answer?

956
00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:44,300
A bird, a lizard, a primate.

957
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:45,780
A bird?

958
00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:47,900
How did Spider-Man get his powers?

959
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:49,380
Bitten by a radioactive spider?

960
00:39:49,380 --> 00:39:50,380
Born with them?

961
00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:51,380
Military government?

962
00:39:51,380 --> 00:39:52,380
Spider motherfucker.

963
00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:56,580
That spider grabbed hold of him and it munched on his little flesh.

964
00:39:56,580 --> 00:39:59,420
In darts, what is the most points you can score of a single throw?

965
00:39:59,420 --> 00:40:02,420
20, 50, 60, 100.

966
00:40:02,420 --> 00:40:03,420
100?

967
00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:06,420
I don't know darts.

968
00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:07,420
What?

969
00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:08,420
What is it?

970
00:40:08,420 --> 00:40:09,420
100?

971
00:40:09,420 --> 00:40:10,420
What is it?

972
00:40:10,420 --> 00:40:11,420
60, triple 20.

973
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:12,420
You're a fucking idiot.

974
00:40:12,420 --> 00:40:13,420
I'm sorry, I didn't know.

975
00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:14,420
Sorry, I didn't know.

976
00:40:14,420 --> 00:40:24,220
The fucking answer to a sport I have no idea about.

977
00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:26,060
I don't know much about darts.

978
00:40:26,060 --> 00:40:28,260
This is why the quizzes went.

979
00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:30,380
This is why people liked them because you're an idiot.

980
00:40:30,380 --> 00:40:32,980
Which of these animals does not appear in the Chinese zodiac?

981
00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:35,980
Bear, dog, dragon, rabbit.

982
00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:38,260
Bear?

983
00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:39,620
Who are known as Brahmins?

984
00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:43,260
Members of India's highest caste, surfers in California.

985
00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:45,500
It's totally made up word.

986
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:48,940
What's this?

987
00:40:48,940 --> 00:40:49,940
Made up, fuck it.

988
00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:50,940
It's a made up word.

989
00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:52,780
How many holes are on a standard bowling ball?

990
00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:57,140
Two, three, five, ten.

991
00:40:57,140 --> 00:41:00,940
Three.

992
00:41:00,940 --> 00:41:02,420
Does coffee naturally contain caffeine?

993
00:41:02,420 --> 00:41:03,860
No, no, no, no, motherfucker.

994
00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:04,860
Why are you giving me that look?

995
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:05,860
I'm just looking at you.

996
00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:06,860
Well, it ain't going to be two, is it?

997
00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:07,860
Come on, I'm re-upping now.

998
00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:09,380
It ain't going to be five, it ain't going to be ten.

999
00:41:09,380 --> 00:41:14,420
Does coffee naturally contain caffeine or is it added later?

1000
00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:16,500
Naturally contains it, doesn't it?

1001
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:20,660
What are the main colours on the flag of Spain?

1002
00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:23,700
Black and yellow, blue and white, green and white, red and yellow.

1003
00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:24,700
Red and yellow.

1004
00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:27,700
Give me the wink.

1005
00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:28,700
What is the name of this symbol?

1006
00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:29,700
Oh, we've got pictures, visual.

1007
00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:30,700
I'm sorry, what am I looking at?

1008
00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:31,700
Biltong, famrata, interbank, pilcro.

1009
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:32,700
I don't know what I'm fucking looking at.

1010
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:33,700
What symbol?

1011
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:42,180
At the end of the question, there is a backwards P looking thing.

1012
00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:46,580
Yeah, that is a, obviously, that's a Biltong.

1013
00:41:46,580 --> 00:41:51,220
I think Biltong's dried meat.

1014
00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:52,220
In the nursery rhyme...

1015
00:41:52,220 --> 00:41:53,220
Biltong is, it's jerky.

1016
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:54,220
Yeah.

1017
00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:58,900
In the nursery rhyme, how many blackbirds were baked in a pie?

1018
00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:00,900
411, 24, 99.

1019
00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:03,620
Oh, fucking 24, I don't know.

1020
00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:08,500
What is a pomelo?

1021
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:12,580
A breed of dog, an old fashioned punching bag, the largest citrus fruit.

1022
00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:14,500
The largest citrus fruit, motherfucker.

1023
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,780
Who killed Greedo?

1024
00:42:15,780 --> 00:42:20,580
Hannibal Lecter, Han Solo, Hermione Granger or Hercules?

1025
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,580
Greedo?

1026
00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:22,580
Yeah.

1027
00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:23,580
Who's that?

1028
00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:27,500
Hannibal Lecter killed him, Han Solo killed him, Hermione Granger killed him or Hercules

1029
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,500
killed him.

1030
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:29,500
Greedo.

1031
00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:31,180
Why do I feel like I remember that name?

1032
00:42:31,180 --> 00:42:33,700
Because someone was talking about it not long ago.

1033
00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:36,420
Steph will be screaming at me when she listens to this because I guarantee it will be her

1034
00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:38,420
that was talking to me about it.

1035
00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:39,420
Greedo?

1036
00:42:39,420 --> 00:42:40,420
Hermione?

1037
00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:43,420
I don't know who Greedo is.

1038
00:42:43,420 --> 00:42:45,780
Well, I can tell you now that's wrong.

1039
00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:47,300
Well, let me Google Greedo.

1040
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:48,300
It's Han Solo.

1041
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:50,420
Are giant pandas a type of bear?

1042
00:42:50,420 --> 00:42:51,420
Yes or no?

1043
00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:52,420
No.

1044
00:42:52,420 --> 00:42:54,780
How many points in the letter X?

1045
00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:55,780
How many points...

1046
00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:58,300
Oh, he's that little green cunt with the fucking weird eyes.

1047
00:42:58,300 --> 00:43:00,060
Yeah, Han Solo shoots him.

1048
00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:03,100
How many points is the letter X worth in English language, Scrabble?

1049
00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:05,100
None, eight or 11?

1050
00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:06,100
11?

1051
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:07,900
I don't know my Scrabble.

1052
00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:10,900
I'm not 60.

1053
00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:17,380
Whoever it is that asked for these quizzes, I hope you're fucking happy.

1054
00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:18,700
I really hope you're happy.

1055
00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:19,700
You've run out of time.

1056
00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:20,700
It was time?

1057
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:21,700
He didn't say it was time.

1058
00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:26,700
Well, no, it's literally on the last question anyway.

1059
00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:30,900
So question one, how long does an elephant live for?

1060
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:31,900
You said 86 years.

1061
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:32,900
Yeah.

1062
00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:33,900
Ding.

1063
00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:34,900
Yes.

1064
00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:35,900
How many rings are on the Olympic flag?

1065
00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:36,900
I got that wrong.

1066
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:37,900
It's seven.

1067
00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:38,900
You said five.

1068
00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:39,900
Ding.

1069
00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:43,340
It's not five because I Googled the Olympic flag.

1070
00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:45,620
Is it five?

1071
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:49,060
The five rings represent Africa, America, Asia, Australia and Europe.

1072
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:51,620
74% of users answered this correctly.

1073
00:43:51,620 --> 00:43:52,620
Okay.

1074
00:43:52,620 --> 00:43:55,860
52% of users answered the elephant question correctly.

1075
00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:56,860
Yeah.

1076
00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:58,580
What is a tazzie?

1077
00:43:58,580 --> 00:43:59,580
You said a bird.

1078
00:43:59,580 --> 00:44:00,580
I said a lizard.

1079
00:44:00,580 --> 00:44:01,580
It's a lizard, isn't it?

1080
00:44:01,580 --> 00:44:02,580
Primate.

1081
00:44:02,580 --> 00:44:03,580
Oh, it's a primate.

1082
00:44:03,580 --> 00:44:05,580
34% of users answered this correctly.

1083
00:44:05,580 --> 00:44:08,740
How did Spider-Man get his Remedio Active powers?

1084
00:44:08,740 --> 00:44:09,740
That's fucking Spider.

1085
00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:10,740
Spider.

1086
00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:11,740
You said Spider.

1087
00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:12,740
Ding.

1088
00:44:12,740 --> 00:44:15,420
78% of users answered this correctly.

1089
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:18,860
I don't know what the fuck the other 22% were thinking.

1090
00:44:18,860 --> 00:44:23,260
Woke up with them after a strange dream apparently.

1091
00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:26,060
In darts, what's the most points you can throw with a single throw?

1092
00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:27,060
That's an absolute bollocks.

1093
00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:28,060
You said 100.

1094
00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:29,060
I wanted to say 180.

1095
00:44:29,060 --> 00:44:33,580
So why do they scream 180?

1096
00:44:33,580 --> 00:44:34,580
When do they do that?

1097
00:44:34,580 --> 00:44:35,580
Well, if they get 360s.

1098
00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:36,580
Yeah.

1099
00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:37,580
What does that add up to?

1100
00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:40,580
So it is literally just if they get 180.

1101
00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:42,780
How many darts do you throw in one?

1102
00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:43,780
Three.

1103
00:44:43,780 --> 00:44:44,780
Yeah.

1104
00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:45,780
So you get 360s.

1105
00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:46,780
One hundred and eighty.

1106
00:44:46,780 --> 00:44:53,580
Forty eight percent of users answered that correctly anyway, which was 60.

1107
00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:55,460
That's embarrassing.

1108
00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:58,140
Which of these animals does not appear in the Chinese zodiac?

1109
00:44:58,140 --> 00:44:59,140
You said bear.

1110
00:44:59,140 --> 00:45:00,140
Yeah.

1111
00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:01,140
Ding.

1112
00:45:01,140 --> 00:45:02,140
Nice.

1113
00:45:02,140 --> 00:45:03,140
No one is the bear.

1114
00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:04,140
60%.

1115
00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:05,140
Why wouldn't it be in there?

1116
00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:06,140
Fuck off the ramen.

1117
00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:07,420
Who are known as Brahmins?

1118
00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:11,060
You said it's a totally made up word.

1119
00:45:11,060 --> 00:45:12,540
Members of India's highest caste.

1120
00:45:12,540 --> 00:45:13,540
Great.

1121
00:45:13,540 --> 00:45:14,980
I've just offended that.

1122
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:18,220
How many holes are on a standard bowling ball?

1123
00:45:18,220 --> 00:45:19,220
Three.

1124
00:45:19,220 --> 00:45:20,220
You said three.

1125
00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:21,220
It must be three.

1126
00:45:21,220 --> 00:45:22,220
I looked at you.

1127
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:23,220
It must be three.

1128
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,220
Ding.

1129
00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:25,220
Yeah.

1130
00:45:25,220 --> 00:45:26,220
76%.

1131
00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:27,220
Yeah.

1132
00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:28,220
I was getting it wrong.

1133
00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:31,300
What are the main colors on the flag of Spain?

1134
00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:32,740
I'm doing all right here so far.

1135
00:45:32,740 --> 00:45:33,740
You said red and yellow.

1136
00:45:33,740 --> 00:45:34,740
Yep.

1137
00:45:34,740 --> 00:45:35,740
Red and yellow, red and.

1138
00:45:35,740 --> 00:45:36,740
Yeah.

1139
00:45:36,740 --> 00:45:37,740
Yeah.

1140
00:45:37,740 --> 00:45:38,740
69% of users answered this correctly.

1141
00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:39,740
What is the name of this symbol?

1142
00:45:39,740 --> 00:45:40,740
You said Pilton.

1143
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:41,740
It's Pilton.

1144
00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:45,020
It looks like the backwards patron sign.

1145
00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:52,820
It looks like a backwards P and there's only one word that begins with P. 30% of users

1146
00:45:52,820 --> 00:45:53,820
answered this correctly.

1147
00:45:53,820 --> 00:45:58,420
In the name, in the nursery rhyme, how many blackbirds were baked in a pie?

1148
00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:00,420
I said 24, didn't I?

1149
00:46:00,420 --> 00:46:01,420
Was it not?

1150
00:46:01,420 --> 00:46:03,660
So why did you wink at me then?

1151
00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:04,660
To throw you off.

1152
00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:05,660
Great.

1153
00:46:05,660 --> 00:46:06,660
After I've already answered it, thanks.

1154
00:46:06,660 --> 00:46:07,660
40% of users answered this correctly.

1155
00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:08,660
What was it?

1156
00:46:08,660 --> 00:46:09,660
It was a blackbird.

1157
00:46:09,660 --> 00:46:12,660
It was 24.

1158
00:46:12,660 --> 00:46:13,660
It was 24.

1159
00:46:13,660 --> 00:46:14,660
There you go then.

1160
00:46:14,660 --> 00:46:15,660
Ding, ding, ding.

1161
00:46:15,660 --> 00:46:16,660
I said 24.

1162
00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:18,660
You said 11.

1163
00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:19,660
I said 24.

1164
00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:22,660
You said 11.

1165
00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:25,660
Luckily this is recorded.

1166
00:46:25,660 --> 00:46:27,660
Well, we'll see, won't we?

1167
00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:32,540
What is a pomelo, a breed of dog or an old fashioned punching bag or the largest citrus

1168
00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:33,540
fruit?

1169
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:34,540
You said the largest citrus fruit.

1170
00:46:34,540 --> 00:46:35,540
And it.

1171
00:46:35,540 --> 00:46:36,540
Ding.

1172
00:46:36,540 --> 00:46:37,540
Nice.

1173
00:46:37,540 --> 00:46:38,540
53%.

1174
00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:39,540
Nice.

1175
00:46:39,540 --> 00:46:40,540
Who killed Greedo?

1176
00:46:40,540 --> 00:46:41,540
Yeah, I've done.

1177
00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:42,540
I'm sorry.

1178
00:46:42,540 --> 00:46:43,540
You said Hermione Granger.

1179
00:46:43,540 --> 00:46:48,540
I don't know.

1180
00:46:48,540 --> 00:46:51,180
Someone else won my ticket to the Star Wars.

1181
00:46:51,180 --> 00:46:53,180
It was San Holo.

1182
00:46:53,180 --> 00:46:56,340
38% got that correct.

1183
00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:58,340
Are giant pandas a type of bear?

1184
00:46:58,340 --> 00:46:59,340
You said no.

1185
00:46:59,340 --> 00:47:03,700
They are a type of bear.

1186
00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:04,700
I didn't think they were a type of giant bear.

1187
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:09,020
A giant panda is one of eight species in the family, Earth's a day.

1188
00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:10,500
It says, look it up.

1189
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:12,420
Please tell me how many percent got that wrong?

1190
00:47:12,420 --> 00:47:13,420
56% answered that correctly.

1191
00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:14,420
I'm not that bad then.

1192
00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:15,420
I'm not that bad.

1193
00:47:15,420 --> 00:47:22,300
How many points is the letter X worth in English language scrabble?

1194
00:47:22,300 --> 00:47:25,060
You said eight.

1195
00:47:25,060 --> 00:47:26,060
No I didn't.

1196
00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:27,980
No you didn't.

1197
00:47:27,980 --> 00:47:28,980
No I didn't.

1198
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:29,980
I said 11.

1199
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:30,980
You said 11 and then the time run out.

1200
00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:31,980
Yeah.

1201
00:47:31,980 --> 00:47:36,180
If you'd said 11 and you hadn't gone and just let the quiz answer it for you, you'd

1202
00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:37,180
have had it right.

1203
00:47:37,180 --> 00:47:39,340
You've had to open your big mouth so now you've got it wrong.

1204
00:47:39,340 --> 00:47:40,340
What do you mean?

1205
00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:41,340
I said 11.

1206
00:47:41,340 --> 00:47:42,340
Yeah and it's eight.

1207
00:47:42,340 --> 00:47:43,340
Oh is it eight?

1208
00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:44,340
The time run out.

1209
00:47:44,340 --> 00:47:45,340
Is it eight?

1210
00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:47,340
So yeah you've done all right.

1211
00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:48,340
You've done all right.

1212
00:47:48,340 --> 00:47:49,340
Fair play.

1213
00:47:49,340 --> 00:47:50,340
Well done.

1214
00:47:50,340 --> 00:47:51,340
Yeah.

1215
00:47:51,340 --> 00:47:52,340
Well done.

1216
00:47:52,340 --> 00:47:53,340
Yeah.

1217
00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:56,340
So now people aren't going to want it now because I didn't get that high rate.

1218
00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:59,340
No I've actually done all right.

1219
00:47:59,340 --> 00:48:00,340
GG.

1220
00:48:00,340 --> 00:48:01,340
Fucking bullshit quiz.

1221
00:48:01,340 --> 00:48:02,340
We're going to have to go back to that then.

1222
00:48:02,340 --> 00:48:03,340
I'll tell you what.

1223
00:48:03,340 --> 00:48:06,340
We'll go back to doing a quiz and we'll throw it behind a paywall.

1224
00:48:06,340 --> 00:48:10,580
You're a fucking asshole.

1225
00:48:10,580 --> 00:48:13,780
We shall not do that because we're not scum.

1226
00:48:13,780 --> 00:48:17,060
All the crap content's behind the paywall so don't bother.

1227
00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:21,340
So are you good?

1228
00:48:21,340 --> 00:48:22,340
Yeah.

1229
00:48:22,340 --> 00:48:23,340
Yeah.

1230
00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:25,940
The person that had my van before me used to vape.

1231
00:48:25,940 --> 00:48:28,140
A vapist.

1232
00:48:28,140 --> 00:48:35,860
And the windscreen is caked in so much shit from where they're vaped in the van it's fucking

1233
00:48:35,860 --> 00:48:36,860
grim.

1234
00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:39,300
And I scraped it all off today.

1235
00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:41,500
So just be aware that that's going in your lungs yeah.

1236
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:42,980
I'm just trying to look out for you.

1237
00:48:42,980 --> 00:48:44,820
So just be aware.

1238
00:48:44,820 --> 00:48:49,100
When you're blowing that shit around in this lovely room it's caking all my stuff in fucking

1239
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:54,060
As a funny comedian once said I don't care if I'm going to die I'm going to die.

1240
00:48:54,060 --> 00:48:58,420
If a plane's going down sure I'll scream but I won't be the loudest.

1241
00:48:58,420 --> 00:48:59,420
Why?

1242
00:48:59,420 --> 00:49:00,980
Because I don't care.

1243
00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:02,460
Yeah but you might be the loudest.

1244
00:49:02,460 --> 00:49:03,460
I won't be.

1245
00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:04,460
Because I'll be like oh no I'm going to die.

1246
00:49:04,460 --> 00:49:10,940
So if a plane's going down and you're screaming you may well be the loudest person on that

1247
00:49:10,940 --> 00:49:11,940
plane that's screaming.

1248
00:49:11,940 --> 00:49:12,940
Why?

1249
00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:13,940
Mark said today that my voice bellows.

1250
00:49:13,940 --> 00:49:15,260
Yeah you are loud.

1251
00:49:15,260 --> 00:49:17,620
So I might be the loudest person screaming.

1252
00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:19,820
I might not be the person that cares the most.

1253
00:49:19,820 --> 00:49:21,220
I'm not loud.

1254
00:49:21,220 --> 00:49:22,500
You are definitely loud.

1255
00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:26,320
Alright well if I'm ever in a position where a plane's going down and I'm screaming this

1256
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:31,300
conversation will pop into my head and I'll go uh just so I'm not the fucking loudest.

1257
00:49:31,300 --> 00:49:34,140
And that's the difference between us because this will pop in my head and I would purposely

1258
00:49:34,140 --> 00:49:36,540
be sure to make sure I'm the loudest fucking screaming.

1259
00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:38,540
Yeah because you're a knob.

1260
00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:40,540
I hope your plane goes down.

1261
00:49:40,540 --> 00:49:41,860
I'm too scared of them now.

1262
00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:42,860
It's just you on it.

1263
00:49:42,860 --> 00:49:43,860
I'm scared of the planes now.

1264
00:49:43,860 --> 00:49:44,860
There's not even a pilot.

1265
00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:45,860
You're on an automated plane.

1266
00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:46,860
You're scared of planes?

1267
00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:49,580
Yeah I just don't like the flying anymore man.

1268
00:49:49,580 --> 00:49:52,820
I used to love it when I was a kid.

1269
00:49:52,820 --> 00:49:58,180
And now yeah the last couple times I've been on a plane I just I'm very aware of the fact

1270
00:49:58,180 --> 00:49:59,980
that I could die.

1271
00:49:59,980 --> 00:50:00,980
It's because I'm high up.

1272
00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:02,540
I don't like the heights.

1273
00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:04,540
If I was doing 700 mile an hour on the floor.

1274
00:50:04,540 --> 00:50:05,540
You're not high up are you?

1275
00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:07,980
You're fucking astronomically high up.

1276
00:50:07,980 --> 00:50:10,260
You're so high up you're above the fucking clouds.

1277
00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:12,380
Yeah you're high man.

1278
00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:16,780
I'm talking like a good while before you splat to the ground if you'd have fall out the plane.

1279
00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:17,780
And I hate that shit.

1280
00:50:17,780 --> 00:50:20,580
Yeah but I think you'd pass out first wouldn't you?

1281
00:50:20,580 --> 00:50:23,020
No you wouldn't pass out when you're skydiving.

1282
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:25,500
Yeah but that's because you're not gonna die.

1283
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:30,620
If you're falling to your death and you know you're gonna die then I think you'd pass out.

1284
00:50:30,620 --> 00:50:32,780
I'm sure I've heard this somewhere before.

1285
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:34,060
Maybe I'm wrong.

1286
00:50:34,060 --> 00:50:35,620
Oh you make yourself pass out.

1287
00:50:35,620 --> 00:50:36,620
Hold your breath.

1288
00:50:36,620 --> 00:50:37,620
Either way.

1289
00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:38,620
It's just panic isn't it?

1290
00:50:38,620 --> 00:50:39,620
You'll black out.

1291
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:40,620
I panic.

1292
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,060
Either way I'm gonna be the loudest screaming.

1293
00:50:42,060 --> 00:50:48,260
Anyway I want to talk a little bit about me completing a game.

1294
00:50:48,260 --> 00:50:50,220
And not a new game.

1295
00:50:50,220 --> 00:50:51,220
Or an old game.

1296
00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:56,660
Um me and Mark bought the quarry off the back of what we, yeah you've switched off for the

1297
00:50:56,660 --> 00:50:57,660
rest of this little section.

1298
00:50:57,660 --> 00:50:58,660
This is your bit.

1299
00:50:58,660 --> 00:50:59,660
You do your thing.

1300
00:50:59,660 --> 00:51:00,660
It's great.

1301
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:01,660
It's great.

1302
00:51:01,660 --> 00:51:07,380
You might as well go home then if I go talk about this bit you go home.

1303
00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:10,460
And I'll talk to the fans instead.

1304
00:51:10,460 --> 00:51:16,860
Off the back of what we spoke about last week and how me and Mark were playing the Dark

1305
00:51:16,860 --> 00:51:21,700
Anthology pictures series and the latest one was shite.

1306
00:51:21,700 --> 00:51:29,620
We bought the quarry which is made by the same people that make the Dark Anthology series.

1307
00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:31,060
But with a little twist.

1308
00:51:31,060 --> 00:51:33,940
So it's very similar but not.

1309
00:51:33,940 --> 00:51:36,300
And called the quarry.

1310
00:51:36,300 --> 00:51:39,100
It is a co-op.

1311
00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:42,580
Um answered questions and stuff.

1312
00:51:42,580 --> 00:51:43,580
Detroit.

1313
00:51:43,580 --> 00:51:46,020
Um story driven type game.

1314
00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:47,180
And we thought yep that'll be sick.

1315
00:51:47,180 --> 00:51:48,180
We'll play it together.

1316
00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:49,780
Fucking love it.

1317
00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:52,340
Came out originally with a 60 quid price tag.

1318
00:51:52,340 --> 00:51:53,340
Fuck that.

1319
00:51:53,340 --> 00:51:54,740
I'm never paying that for one of these games.

1320
00:51:54,740 --> 00:51:58,420
It dropped down to 20 quid on the Playstation store so we bought it right.

1321
00:51:58,420 --> 00:52:01,540
Anyway both downloaded it.

1322
00:52:01,540 --> 00:52:02,540
Found some time to play it.

1323
00:52:02,540 --> 00:52:03,540
He sends me an invite.

1324
00:52:03,540 --> 00:52:04,540
Right.

1325
00:52:04,540 --> 00:52:05,540
I accept.

1326
00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:06,540
I'm in his party.

1327
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:07,540
I'm player two.

1328
00:52:07,540 --> 00:52:08,540
Right.

1329
00:52:08,540 --> 00:52:10,460
And we press start.

1330
00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:11,940
Cinematic loads up.

1331
00:52:11,940 --> 00:52:13,220
And it's two people in a car.

1332
00:52:13,220 --> 00:52:17,660
They're they're fucking driving through the woods on their way to summer camp in America.

1333
00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:20,420
And they get run off the road.

1334
00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:21,420
Some shit happens.

1335
00:52:21,420 --> 00:52:23,700
Anyway there's decisions that need to be made.

1336
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:24,700
You get run off the road.

1337
00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:28,620
Now you can either avoid this log that you're going to drive into or you can fucking go

1338
00:52:28,620 --> 00:52:35,820
straight over it and it pops up slow motion and it's like steer left or continue straight.

1339
00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:36,820
Right.

1340
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:40,980
Now Manastar put continue straight and I said steer left.

1341
00:52:40,980 --> 00:52:44,140
So it went 50 percent one way and 50 percent the other way.

1342
00:52:44,140 --> 00:52:45,740
And it went straight over.

1343
00:52:45,740 --> 00:52:49,380
It followed Mark's fucking decision.

1344
00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:50,380
Right.

1345
00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:52,020
Anyway some stuff happens.

1346
00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:53,980
Next decision that comes up.

1347
00:52:53,980 --> 00:52:56,740
We go we go 50 50 again.

1348
00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:58,380
It goes with Mark's decision.

1349
00:52:58,380 --> 00:52:59,960
The next decision that comes up.

1350
00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:01,340
We go 50 50 again.

1351
00:53:01,340 --> 00:53:03,140
It follows Mark's decision.

1352
00:53:03,140 --> 00:53:04,260
Next decision that comes up.

1353
00:53:04,260 --> 00:53:10,900
We both do what we both do the same thing and it follows the same follows what we put.

1354
00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:17,900
And after a little bit after like 10 minutes of doing it.

1355
00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:21,300
I was kicking off a bit and Steph Googled it for us.

1356
00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:27,300
And basically the quarry originally released as a single player game and then they added

1357
00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:30,420
the multiplayer feature later on.

1358
00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:31,820
Right.

1359
00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:34,120
But when you play multiplayer.

1360
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,540
So there's two different things you can do.

1361
00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:36,800
I have a couch co-op.

1362
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:42,660
So a LAN party essentially or full on online multiplayer.

1363
00:53:42,660 --> 00:53:51,100
Now you can have I think it was up to was up to like five five or six maybe seven people

1364
00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:52,540
playing at once.

1365
00:53:52,540 --> 00:53:53,540
Right.

1366
00:53:53,540 --> 00:53:56,860
And that percentage was of the answers.

1367
00:53:56,860 --> 00:53:59,700
So because it was just me and Mark that were playing it.

1368
00:53:59,700 --> 00:54:03,380
It follows the host when it when it goes to it.

1369
00:54:03,380 --> 00:54:05,080
It's a split majority.

1370
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:11,180
So because it's just me and Mark playing anything that I answered meant absolutely nothing because

1371
00:54:11,180 --> 00:54:13,560
it would always follow his answer.

1372
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:18,740
And what it doesn't tell you is that the multiplayer if you're not the host you don't get any of

1373
00:54:18,740 --> 00:54:20,040
the trophy progression.

1374
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,300
You don't get any save data from it.

1375
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:25,820
You are literally just watching this person play.

1376
00:54:25,820 --> 00:54:30,300
So I was fucking fuming because then I said to Mark said well there's no point me fucking

1377
00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:31,300
playing this.

1378
00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:32,300
I'm just watching you play this.

1379
00:54:32,300 --> 00:54:33,300
You know what I mean.

1380
00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:35,220
What what is the fucking point.

1381
00:54:35,220 --> 00:54:38,100
So we got annoyed of it.

1382
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:40,200
I stopped playing.

1383
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:46,580
And then what we decided to do was I sacked Mark off completely and me and Steph played

1384
00:54:46,580 --> 00:54:47,860
the couch co-op instead.

1385
00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:52,100
And we sat there one controller and there was multiple different characters.

1386
00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:56,820
I think there was like eight different people maybe a few more and you got to set which

1387
00:54:56,820 --> 00:54:58,440
characters you wanted to play.

1388
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,000
So I played all the blokes.

1389
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:04,340
She played all the women and it was very very good.

1390
00:55:04,340 --> 00:55:05,640
It was very good.

1391
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,620
And it's about an eight hour campaign.

1392
00:55:07,620 --> 00:55:09,860
There's 12 chapters in all.

1393
00:55:09,860 --> 00:55:11,500
And it's basically about werewolves.

1394
00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:15,020
I know you like your wolves.

1395
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,060
And all creepy shit.

1396
00:55:16,060 --> 00:55:19,060
It wasn't as as scary as I thought it was going to be.

1397
00:55:19,060 --> 00:55:20,340
But the story was quite good.

1398
00:55:20,340 --> 00:55:24,100
The face is all live motion capture.

1399
00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:28,660
So everyone looks the people that are acting it out.

1400
00:55:28,660 --> 00:55:32,420
They look like how what they do in real life.

1401
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:35,700
But they can never get the faces like the facial movements correct.

1402
00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:38,900
So like one person like he's having a stroke the entire time.

1403
00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:39,900
Fucking some of it.

1404
00:55:39,900 --> 00:55:41,580
So weird.

1405
00:55:41,580 --> 00:55:44,420
But there's obviously things like everyone can live.

1406
00:55:44,420 --> 00:55:45,420
Everyone can die.

1407
00:55:45,420 --> 00:55:52,380
There's 186 different like routes that you can take in terms of how the story is going

1408
00:55:52,380 --> 00:55:54,740
to pan out, which is quite cool.

1409
00:55:54,740 --> 00:56:01,460
And then one feature that I thought was very cool is movie mode.

1410
00:56:01,460 --> 00:56:07,440
So obviously all these different outcomes you can go into this movie mode and it has

1411
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,900
everyone survives.

1412
00:56:08,900 --> 00:56:10,660
Everyone dies or custom.

1413
00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:15,140
And in the custom mode you can decide how every single character behaves, whether they're

1414
00:56:15,140 --> 00:56:20,820
a dick, whether they're nice, whether they're apprehensive, things like that.

1415
00:56:20,820 --> 00:56:22,100
And it is a movie.

1416
00:56:22,100 --> 00:56:25,820
So it cuts out all the walking around and stuff in between cutscenes and you can just

1417
00:56:25,820 --> 00:56:27,940
watch how it pans out.

1418
00:56:27,940 --> 00:56:31,380
So we're watching the bit the one of everyone dies at the moment.

1419
00:56:31,380 --> 00:56:32,860
And it's it's it's good man.

1420
00:56:32,860 --> 00:56:38,860
There's a lot of dialogue because a lot of these games, if you want to see all the different

1421
00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:39,860
outcomes, you've got to replay them.

1422
00:56:39,860 --> 00:56:43,660
We've got to go back to every different chapter and you've got to answer the questions differently

1423
00:56:43,660 --> 00:56:44,660
and stuff like that.

1424
00:56:44,660 --> 00:56:46,740
So it's quite cool to introduce that.

1425
00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:54,660
And then another cool thing, it has six episodes of a podcast on the game.

1426
00:56:54,660 --> 00:56:56,140
So you can listen and cool.

1427
00:56:56,140 --> 00:56:57,140
I think bonafide.

1428
00:56:57,140 --> 00:57:00,900
And I thought that was quite cool.

1429
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:01,900
Haven't listened to any of them.

1430
00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:05,140
They're in fact playing on one of the credits and me and Steph got very annoyed because

1431
00:57:05,140 --> 00:57:06,700
it was like, please shut the fuck up.

1432
00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:08,900
It won't let me skip.

1433
00:57:08,900 --> 00:57:09,900
Very good game.

1434
00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:11,260
I recommend it.

1435
00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:13,540
Mark's playing it on his own.

1436
00:57:13,540 --> 00:57:15,620
That's about it.

1437
00:57:15,620 --> 00:57:16,980
Right.

1438
00:57:16,980 --> 00:57:17,980
Cool.

1439
00:57:17,980 --> 00:57:21,260
I like the feature that you just said.

1440
00:57:21,260 --> 00:57:22,260
Very good.

1441
00:57:22,260 --> 00:57:27,580
One of the reasons that them games annoy me or they're not up my alley, so to speak, is

1442
00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:31,780
I like the choices and stuff, but I don't want to listen to the same gump over and over

1443
00:57:31,780 --> 00:57:32,860
and over again.

1444
00:57:32,860 --> 00:57:37,420
So if you get the opportunity to go back and just go straight to the meat and gravy, good,

1445
00:57:37,420 --> 00:57:38,780
good, good design choice.

1446
00:57:38,780 --> 00:57:39,780
I'm a fan.

1447
00:57:39,780 --> 00:57:40,780
I've watched the quarry.

1448
00:57:40,780 --> 00:57:41,780
I've seen it all before.

1449
00:57:41,780 --> 00:57:43,180
I watched the whole play for on YouTube.

1450
00:57:43,180 --> 00:57:44,180
Em loves it.

1451
00:57:44,180 --> 00:57:45,180
She's watched it multiple times.

1452
00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:46,180
She wanted a bedtime view ins.

1453
00:57:46,180 --> 00:57:47,180
What the quarry?

1454
00:57:47,180 --> 00:57:48,180
Yeah, she likes it.

1455
00:57:48,180 --> 00:57:49,180
It's the one that-

1456
00:57:49,180 --> 00:57:51,180
Oh, you're actually interested in this game?

1457
00:57:51,180 --> 00:57:52,180
Yeah, I wouldn't play it.

1458
00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:55,180
So why aren't your fucking face portray that?

1459
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,180
Because-

1460
00:57:56,180 --> 00:57:58,180
You're sitting here just flicking through your phone.

1461
00:57:58,180 --> 00:57:59,660
I know exactly what you were talking about.

1462
00:57:59,660 --> 00:58:00,660
So what are you-

1463
00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:02,900
Absolutely no interest whatsoever in what I'm saying.

1464
00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:04,860
Just because you obviously can't multitask, mate.

1465
00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:06,380
I heard everything and I was interested-

1466
00:58:06,380 --> 00:58:10,420
What do you mean can't multitask?

1467
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:13,340
For them listening, it's an audio representation, yeah?

1468
00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:14,340
For us, it's visual.

1469
00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:15,900
You know what I mean?

1470
00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:18,620
So you could just ignore that and they wouldn't know that I was looking at my phone.

1471
00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:20,700
I was also doing podcast research.

1472
00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:25,020
So let's jump to something that more people are interested in.

1473
00:58:25,020 --> 00:58:26,020
No, no, no.

1474
00:58:26,020 --> 00:58:27,020
You were talking about this.

1475
00:58:27,020 --> 00:58:28,020
Yeah, and then you just pissed me off.

1476
00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:29,020
You were talking about it.

1477
00:58:29,020 --> 00:58:30,020
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1478
00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:31,020
No, because I'm going to show you what I was reading.

1479
00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:33,620
No, add your side to this.

1480
00:58:33,620 --> 00:58:34,620
I just did.

1481
00:58:34,620 --> 00:58:38,100
I want to know why Jem is night fucking watching the quarry.

1482
00:58:38,100 --> 00:58:40,100
What do you mean why?

1483
00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,100
What do you mean?

1484
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:42,100
She likes it.

1485
00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:43,100
She likes scary stuff.

1486
00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:45,980
And she, what, she doesn't know about the dark anthology pictures?

1487
00:58:45,980 --> 00:58:46,980
No.

1488
00:58:46,980 --> 00:58:47,980
Fucking hell.

1489
00:58:47,980 --> 00:58:51,100
You need, please, when you go home, tell her about that because there's a whole other list

1490
00:58:51,100 --> 00:58:53,620
of games exactly the same, but different.

1491
00:58:53,620 --> 00:58:55,100
Yes, my lord.

1492
00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:56,100
Please.

1493
00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:57,100
Yes.

1494
00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:58,100
For her benefit.

1495
00:58:58,100 --> 00:58:59,100
Text it to me because I'll forget.

1496
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:03,580
Ubisoft's Star Wars game reportedly comparable to No Man's Sky by Bespin Bulletin.

1497
00:59:03,580 --> 00:59:05,580
I'll just message her instead.

1498
00:59:05,580 --> 00:59:06,580
All right.

1499
00:59:06,580 --> 00:59:09,100
You'll be interested in this part.

1500
00:59:09,100 --> 00:59:10,100
Oh, sorry.

1501
00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:11,100
Will I?

1502
00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:12,100
Sorry.

1503
00:59:12,100 --> 00:59:13,100
I'll put my phone down.

1504
00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:14,580
I'm not an emotional wreck like you.

1505
00:59:14,580 --> 00:59:15,580
Oh, listen.

1506
00:59:15,580 --> 00:59:16,580
Neither am I.

1507
00:59:16,580 --> 00:59:17,940
I'm just saying this is what you do.

1508
00:59:17,940 --> 00:59:18,940
Yeah.

1509
00:59:18,940 --> 00:59:19,940
That's what I mean.

1510
00:59:19,940 --> 00:59:20,940
I'm not an emotional wreck like you.

1511
00:59:20,940 --> 00:59:22,620
Funko pops on nerd based Instagram.

1512
00:59:22,620 --> 00:59:23,620
They got some new shit.

1513
00:59:23,620 --> 00:59:24,620
I'll tell you that.

1514
00:59:24,620 --> 00:59:25,620
It was hours ago.

1515
00:59:25,620 --> 00:59:27,900
You could take in, as long as you're taking the information.

1516
00:59:27,900 --> 00:59:28,900
I'm taking it in.

1517
00:59:28,900 --> 00:59:29,900
Well then.

1518
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:30,900
Go on.

1519
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:31,900
Hello there and happy new year.

1520
00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:34,180
Before we delve into the article, I kindly ask you to consider showing your support and

1521
00:59:34,180 --> 00:59:35,900
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1522
00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:38,220
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1523
00:59:38,220 --> 00:59:40,420
If you want to tip him, go to bestbinbulletin.com.

1524
00:59:40,420 --> 00:59:42,180
What is this that you're talking about?

1525
00:59:42,180 --> 00:59:43,180
Star Wars.

1526
00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:46,460
It's been two years since Ubisoft and Lucasfilm announced that Massive Entertainment, the

1527
00:59:46,460 --> 00:59:49,700
studio behind Ubisoft's The Division franchise.

1528
00:59:49,700 --> 00:59:50,700
Nice.

1529
00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:54,580
Had started work on an untitled open mod Star Wars project and word on the game has been

1530
00:59:54,580 --> 00:59:55,580
quite ever since.

1531
00:59:55,580 --> 00:59:58,660
However, a new rumor regarding the game has arose today.

1532
00:59:58,660 --> 01:00:04,220
According to the outlet Insider Gaming, the upcoming untitled project from Ubisoft's Massive

1533
01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:08,500
Entertainment will be a fully open and seamless universe akin to No Man's Sky.

1534
01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:12,140
If you're unfamiliar with the title mentioned, No Man's Sky, the defining feature of the

1535
01:00:12,140 --> 01:00:17,220
game is that it is nearly every part of the galaxy, including stars, planets, creatures,

1536
01:00:17,220 --> 01:00:23,980
etc. are created through procedural generation using algorithms and random number generators,

1537
01:00:23,980 --> 01:00:29,060
which result in there being over 18 quintillion planets to explore within the game.

1538
01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:32,540
The outlet goes on to say that despite the vast world, at the core of the game will be

1539
01:00:32,540 --> 01:00:37,380
an in-depth, lengthy story which will be spearheaded by a fully customizable character that walks

1540
01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:39,300
a path chosen by the player.

1541
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:47,020
Personally, I'm not that familiar with Insider Gaming's track record, sorry.

1542
01:00:47,020 --> 01:00:48,820
Not to be confused with Inside Gaming.

1543
01:00:48,820 --> 01:00:52,620
Maybe I've been confused by them too.

1544
01:00:52,620 --> 01:00:54,660
Thanks for pointing that out, Best Bin Bulletin.

1545
01:00:54,660 --> 01:00:58,100
And the only time I've truly given attention to the site is when freelancer Tom Henderson

1546
01:00:58,100 --> 01:01:03,020
writes an exclusive for the outlet as Henderson has a reliable track record.

1547
01:01:03,020 --> 01:01:08,300
If it is the same people as Tom Henderson writes for then it definitely has weight because

1548
01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:10,300
he is the goat.

1549
01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:15,420
However, this Ubisoft Star Wars article wasn't written by Henderson so I take this purely

1550
01:01:15,420 --> 01:01:16,580
as a rumour.

1551
01:01:16,580 --> 01:01:19,900
If true then Ubisoft's game sounds incredibly interesting and exciting and I'm sure the

1552
01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:22,620
comparison to No Man's Sky will pique people's interest.

1553
01:01:22,620 --> 01:01:27,780
So we've got Star Wars meets the Division meets No Man's Sky.

1554
01:01:27,780 --> 01:01:32,940
This rumour follows a tweet from Julian Garrity, a creative director at Ubisoft who shared

1555
01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:37,260
a tweet wishing followers a Happy New Year and claimed that 2023 would be massive for

1556
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:42,040
massive entertainment pun intended and shared an image of the Star Wars logo.

1557
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:45,820
Many fans have taken this to mean that the project will release this year which is highly

1558
01:01:45,820 --> 01:01:46,820
unlikely.

1559
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:51,060
Massive Entertainment are currently still working on Avatar Frontiers of Pandora which

1560
01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:55,980
was delayed from a late 2022 release to sometime this year.

1561
01:01:55,980 --> 01:02:00,780
Personally, I believe the tweet references is the game officially being unveiled at some

1562
01:02:00,780 --> 01:02:04,380
point this year as the only word we've had from Ubisoft and Lucasfilm was in January

1563
01:02:04,380 --> 01:02:09,220
2021 when it was announced Massive Entertainment were working on an open world Star Wars project.

1564
01:02:09,220 --> 01:02:16,020
I personally do not expect to see the project release until late 2024 or 2025.

1565
01:02:16,020 --> 01:02:19,580
So yeah, that's just for letting you know that it was also made or being made by people

1566
01:02:19,580 --> 01:02:21,140
who made The Division because I know you love that game.

1567
01:02:21,140 --> 01:02:27,060
So The Division is quite possibly one of the best games that I've played.

1568
01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:33,980
It's a very big shame that it didn't hold its weight like how Destiny does in terms

1569
01:02:33,980 --> 01:02:35,700
of that replayability.

1570
01:02:35,700 --> 01:02:38,860
It finds it's still a big, very big game.

1571
01:02:38,860 --> 01:02:41,340
The playstyle of The Division, fucking awesome.

1572
01:02:41,340 --> 01:02:44,860
I love the idea of The Division, everything about it.

1573
01:02:44,860 --> 01:02:50,260
It just doesn't hold a lot of people for as long as it should, but you can't deny the

1574
01:02:50,260 --> 01:02:51,260
gameplay of it.

1575
01:02:51,260 --> 01:02:53,380
The gunfield, all of that is fantastic.

1576
01:02:53,380 --> 01:02:54,380
I love it.

1577
01:02:54,380 --> 01:02:56,140
No Man's Sky is fucking awesome.

1578
01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:57,500
We've already established that.

1579
01:02:57,500 --> 01:03:04,920
The idea of a Star Wars based game using the same type of system that No Man's Sky uses,

1580
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:12,020
but with the type of combat and story that The Division uses makes any man, woman, child,

1581
01:03:12,020 --> 01:03:14,500
person fucking excited.

1582
01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:19,860
It makes the grown people's testicles tingle and it must be making your testicles tingle.

1583
01:03:19,860 --> 01:03:23,140
Anything Star Wars does things to me.

1584
01:03:23,140 --> 01:03:24,140
I'm excited.

1585
01:03:24,140 --> 01:03:26,660
It's a very tall order to fill.

1586
01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:28,300
It will consume any Star Wars medium.

1587
01:03:28,300 --> 01:03:29,300
It's very Starfield-esque.

1588
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:32,180
I can't wait for that.

1589
01:03:32,180 --> 01:03:33,860
Starfield's gonna be fucking sick.

1590
01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:38,060
If this Star Wars is a flop, you have Starfield to fall back on.

1591
01:03:38,060 --> 01:03:40,860
I cannot wait for Starfield.

1592
01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:44,460
The whole reason I bought an Xbox, you know, eight, nine, ten months ago.

1593
01:03:44,460 --> 01:03:46,620
And we're gonna have it on day one, day release.

1594
01:03:46,620 --> 01:03:48,860
It's gonna be free for us.

1595
01:03:48,860 --> 01:03:51,460
It's gonna be sick.

1596
01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:59,540
The idea of what you've just said, because the coding behind how No Man's Sky does have

1597
01:03:59,540 --> 01:04:06,460
a never-ending universe of completely randomly generated stuff, it is extremely cool.

1598
01:04:06,460 --> 01:04:12,460
And like I say, that's such an, not old system, but No Man's Sky has been around for a while.

1599
01:04:12,460 --> 01:04:16,660
So it's nice to have another game that is potentially using that.

1600
01:04:16,660 --> 01:04:17,660
Well Starfield will.

1601
01:04:17,660 --> 01:04:19,140
Yeah, of course it will.

1602
01:04:19,140 --> 01:04:22,580
This is one of the things that, this is the game that I was thinking about and I couldn't

1603
01:04:22,580 --> 01:04:24,260
grab it earlier.

1604
01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:29,620
When I said I would like it to have a bounty system or something.

1605
01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:33,140
So when you're done with a game, because there's gonna be procedural planets with not a lot

1606
01:04:33,140 --> 01:04:35,860
on them as well.

1607
01:04:35,860 --> 01:04:37,300
But there'll be like the odd outpost or something.

1608
01:04:37,300 --> 01:04:40,460
But if you could just be like, all right, go to a bounty.

1609
01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:44,220
Yeah, there's a bounty in this guy, in this system.

1610
01:04:44,220 --> 01:04:49,700
And you fly to that system, that planet, that location, land there, break into a base, kill

1611
01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:53,780
the bounty, go and collect your credits, kidnapping, whatever it is you've got to do.

1612
01:04:53,780 --> 01:04:54,780
That gives so much replay value.

1613
01:04:54,780 --> 01:04:55,780
And I get what you're saying.

1614
01:04:55,780 --> 01:04:58,620
So then eventually that will get boring and I'm sure it will.

1615
01:04:58,620 --> 01:05:07,180
But if you're, if you, it's very cheap and easy for them to add different varieties of

1616
01:05:07,180 --> 01:05:11,020
randomized missions constantly for a while.

1617
01:05:11,020 --> 01:05:12,740
That keeps people coming back to the game.

1618
01:05:12,740 --> 01:05:17,540
It doesn't, it's not like creating a whole expansion, just adding the odd new mission

1619
01:05:17,540 --> 01:05:19,500
to a randomly generated location.

1620
01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:24,900
You can have repetitiveness as long as there's a reason to behind why you're grinding that

1621
01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:25,900
repetitiveness.

1622
01:05:25,900 --> 01:05:27,380
Yeah, credits to upgrade your ship or...

1623
01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:28,380
Yeah.

1624
01:05:28,380 --> 01:05:33,500
If there's a goal to what you're doing, then that is why you're able to hold that repetitiveness.

1625
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:39,380
If you're, if you're a single player game with no multiplayer online aspect, then that

1626
01:05:39,380 --> 01:05:42,700
repetitiveness is...

1627
01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:46,260
Oh, who's ringing me?

1628
01:05:46,260 --> 01:05:48,660
This is the fucking Freemasons that are ringing me.

1629
01:05:48,660 --> 01:05:53,620
And I'm not, no, I don't want to cause I've told them to leave me alone.

1630
01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:56,620
Genuinely that's Freemasons.

1631
01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:58,380
I just thought of something.

1632
01:05:58,380 --> 01:05:59,700
I need to speak to Steph.

1633
01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:06,900
Well, I don't, but through the medium of, of podcasting, I'm speaking to you, Steph and

1634
01:06:06,900 --> 01:06:09,260
you cause you're in the room with me.

1635
01:06:09,260 --> 01:06:10,860
And Steph's literally over there.

1636
01:06:10,860 --> 01:06:11,860
Hello Steph.

1637
01:06:11,860 --> 01:06:12,860
The Zelda...

1638
01:06:12,860 --> 01:06:13,860
No, no, you were saving this.

1639
01:06:13,860 --> 01:06:14,860
Yeah, I am.

1640
01:06:14,860 --> 01:06:15,860
You were saving this.

1641
01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:21,020
I am saving what I'm going to talk about, but just quickly cause it's in my brain now.

1642
01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:22,020
Go on.

1643
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:23,020
And I fuck it.

1644
01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:24,020
Yeah.

1645
01:06:24,020 --> 01:06:26,020
If you want to listen to my Zelda chat, you're going to subscribe to a Patreon.

1646
01:06:26,020 --> 01:06:28,140
We're at a point now where we can ask them to do this.

1647
01:06:28,140 --> 01:06:30,060
We don't have to carry on spilling everything.

1648
01:06:30,060 --> 01:06:31,880
There is a paywall for some content.

1649
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:35,500
And if you want to hear more, you got to throw us a fucking fiver to listen to it.

1650
01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:39,420
By the way, Ryan and Matt, it was the master sword we were talking about earlier.

1651
01:06:39,420 --> 01:06:40,420
There you go.

1652
01:06:40,420 --> 01:06:43,420
That's not, that doesn't involve me, does it?

1653
01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:46,740
Well, no, cause I said Ryan and Matt, I thought that was quite clear.

1654
01:06:46,740 --> 01:06:48,220
Ryan and Matt, are they avid listeners?

1655
01:06:48,220 --> 01:06:50,660
Cause I ain't seen them pop up on the Patreon at all.

1656
01:06:50,660 --> 01:06:53,700
They're missing out on a whole variety of different stuff.

1657
01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:54,700
They are.

1658
01:06:54,700 --> 01:06:55,700
Yeah.

1659
01:06:55,700 --> 01:06:59,140
We're going to leave this episode here then, anyway.

1660
01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,780
That sounds exciting, what you talked about.

1661
01:07:00,780 --> 01:07:07,020
I have no doubt that we'll continue this in a different nether behind money.

1662
01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:11,140
The sweet buttery goodness of five pounds.

1663
01:07:11,140 --> 01:07:12,140
What number was this?

1664
01:07:12,140 --> 01:07:13,140
What episode number was this?

1665
01:07:13,140 --> 01:07:14,140
29 maybe?

1666
01:07:14,140 --> 01:07:15,140
Was this 29?

1667
01:07:15,140 --> 01:07:16,140
I think so.

1668
01:07:16,140 --> 01:07:17,140
Could be J.

1669
01:07:17,140 --> 01:07:18,940
Oh, we're approaching 30 I think.

1670
01:07:18,940 --> 01:07:20,260
Ooh, spicy.

1671
01:07:20,260 --> 01:07:22,220
This was episode 29.

1672
01:07:22,220 --> 01:07:25,180
And I'm going to miss episode 30.

1673
01:07:25,180 --> 01:07:26,540
And you're going to miss episode 30.

1674
01:07:26,540 --> 01:07:29,020
Every fucking milestone that we've done so far you've missed.

1675
01:07:29,020 --> 01:07:31,020
Suss about this.

1676
01:07:31,020 --> 01:07:32,020
Suss guys.

1677
01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:33,020
Great.

1678
01:07:33,020 --> 01:07:36,420
Catch us next week where we're talking about even more random bullshit.

1679
01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:37,420
I won't be.

1680
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:39,860
And Steph will be filling in no doubt.

1681
01:07:39,860 --> 01:07:40,980
Unless she's busy.

1682
01:07:40,980 --> 01:07:43,260
I'm assuming that she's free and able.

1683
01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:47,740
If she isn't I'll have to drag my arse out of bed and I'll have to get here.

1684
01:07:47,740 --> 01:07:49,260
The podcast will go on.

1685
01:07:49,260 --> 01:07:51,380
Anyway, it's been fantastic.

1686
01:07:51,380 --> 01:07:55,860
Catch us on the Jedi club or the Patreon if you want to listen to another minimum half

1687
01:07:55,860 --> 01:08:00,140
an hour of us talking absolute random bullshit where we have actually planned something so

1688
01:08:00,140 --> 01:08:03,060
it's actually worth listening to this week.

1689
01:08:03,060 --> 01:08:04,980
Sort of.

1690
01:08:04,980 --> 01:08:07,340
I've thrown an idea out there and we're going to roll with it.

1691
01:08:07,340 --> 01:08:08,900
That's about as much planning as we do.

1692
01:08:08,900 --> 01:08:10,100
And I've said Zelda so.

1693
01:08:10,100 --> 01:08:11,100
Yeah, fantastic.

1694
01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:12,100
Anyway, we're fucking off.

1695
01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:13,100
See you later everyone.

1696
01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:14,100
Uro.

1697
01:08:14,100 --> 01:08:27,260
Bye bye.

