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Click clack I'm back. The Prince returns. I know it's been a while. I'm sorry.

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A month? It's been four weeks.

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Yeah it's been a long time.

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Four entire weeks everyone thought you were gone.

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But I'm back. I'm here to bless you with the beauty of my vocal chords once more.

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Spider-Man 2?

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Yeah yeah. What do you mean? Why are you looking at me like that?

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That's grim. The lists are back by the way.

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The lists are back. The lists returns.

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Yeah.

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So.

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Steph hasn't disappeared by the way. I have no doubt that we'll hear her voice again.

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Absolutely. We'll get to that. This is my start of the show. So can we just leave it?

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Alright? You're not pushing me about. I've heard you.

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What do you mean?

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Steph just let's you get away with murder.

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What do you mean?

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They're just shitting over all her games.

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She listened while you sent me that voice note.

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Shitting over all her games. And she's so pleasant to you.

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What do you mean?

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And you just let her. You just talk over her. She's so quaint and just. Yes Rhys I understand.

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She had her platform. You're talking shit.

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To the point where after your voice note her sister come in and said are you okay? Because

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she was listening to you just ripping me a new one for no fucking reason. She had her

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platform. You know what I mean? I named the episode after Dreamlike Valley. Ridiculous.

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Go on get your fucking shit out of the way.

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Nobbed.

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Mental.

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Welcome back to me anyway. I know this is what people have missed is my sweet tones.

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But yes I thank Steph very much. She's done a fantastic job. Arguably much better than

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me. Definitely better than you. So yeah. She will be back for sure.

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I prefer doing it with her. 100%.

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Thanks very much.

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It was nice.

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That's good.

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I said to her I was like to get rid of confusion. She should change the logo and get rid of

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you and replace it with her. And then when there's an episode with her we put that on.

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And she decided and I also thought the same thing that that would be really mean. Because

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that would just feel like you're being proper pushed out.

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I mean I don't want to make a big deal out of it but I pretty much built this.

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What do you mean?

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It was my idea.

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What do you mean?

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You've got.

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It was our idea.

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This is what I mean let me finish. I started first. Okay? My idea.

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Right.

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I pitched it to you. You become on board. Then you bottled it. Even in the kitchen. We're

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talking about it and even then you're saying are we actually going to go through with this?

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I bought everything. What are you on about?

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Let me finish. I can't believe we're actually going through with this. Are we actually having

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the conversation? And then he's giggling like a little school girl while we're writing down

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ideas.

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You are talking shit.

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No these are facts. These are facts. I come up with the name after I wrote about 400 names

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down. Yes you bought the gear. But I also paid my part. You didn't buy it yourself.

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We both. We both. We both. Look at the red rings.

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Also. Also. I pushed you to do it. Because I was like well let's order it now then.

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What do you mean? You're talking bollocks.

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I said let's order it today. And you were like order it today? What now? Like right

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now? I was like yes because if we don't do it now we won't do it at all. And these are

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facts and I swear on my kids that they are facts and if you deny it you're a liar.

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You're talking shit.

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Facts.

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Because you said to me look we need to keep doing this every single week otherwise if

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we miss one week I'm not going to come back. So it's been me that's been fucking pushing

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this forward. Me.

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Sorry I've been coming here even when you know full well I haven't been. I ain't been

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up to scratch.

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After I give you options to not come here.

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Yeah. Yeah. And then you gave me an option and said.

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And then you took liberties. Took liberties for three episodes.

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I'm pretty sure if you go into your house now and realise the quarantine zone it has

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become that it's fully aware that I was not fit for purpose. Yeah.

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Everyone at home is ill except for me.

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And no I can't get blamed for that because I've been long gone. I was ill. I was on nights.

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Then I got ill. I shit everywhere. I shit in the bath. I was that ill I shat in the

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bath.

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What do you mean?

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Did I not tell you?

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What? Why are you having a bath?

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I was having a bath. After I had been sick and I had shit. The next day I was in the

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bath and I farted and it went on. It went on for ages. It was like.

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I was like wow. But then I thought how that was a wet fart. And then I thought how have

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I had a wet fart in the bath. Yeah. And then I looked down and there was shit everywhere.

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Here I.

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And when I mean everywhere I mean everywhere.

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Why is it all shuddered?

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Because it's shit. It's not supposed to be in the bath. So then I called Gem and I was

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like Gem I've shit in the bath.

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Why are you? You're a grown man.

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Yeah but I didn't know what to do. I'd never shit in the bath before. So then she just

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said get out and hose it down. I'll come and disinfect it and stuff.

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So that's how ill I was. And then after that I got ill again. I got tonsillitis.

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People should have paid for this.

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Mate I've been ill as fuck.

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Well I'm back now. But we've gone right off topic. Thank you Steph. From me. From me.

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Not from you. From me. Thank you very much. You've done a stellar job. I really enjoyed

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listening to it. I thought you'd done a fantastic job. We definitely need to get you on when

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there's all three of us here so we can discuss Zelda.

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Well I can't discuss it can I because I'm out of that equation.

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No but I'd like to talk about Zelda. And yeah thanks. What a great job. You're natural.

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You're a complete natural. So kudos to you. And I certainly enjoyed the Hooroo. I was

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a big fan of that.

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So you were very excited to be there.

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I was excited. I couldn't believe it when she said it.

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It was very good.

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I was even with my mate because we were on night shifts. I looked at the time while we

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were driving and I was like a few minutes left. I was like I wonder if she's going to

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say Hooroo. And then literally like two minutes later then you started saying can I say it.

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I was like aha yeah come on come on come on. Get it out. It's funny. Anyway yeah I'm back.

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Thanks. Thanks maggots for all your money. I've been watching it tote up while I've been

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laying in the bath in the shitty bath.

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Old exclusive episodes. They're all right to be fair.

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Yeah. Yeah. I banged on a couple of them. Decent. Decent. I like doing that. It's a

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shame there's not like an option on Spotify to like add it in but it's locked. Yeah you

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have to go through a Patreon. I like fucking messing it doing it all like that. But. But.

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Fairly simple. Good fun. It's good fun.

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So it's done me. Welcome me. Now you have to embrace me. Reading the list. I can't believe

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you shat in the bath. Yeah. And now love me. I've changed. Explain. So I've changed since

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I've been gone. I've got new clothes. He looks very dapper. I look dapper. He normally comes

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out of the van. He looks like shit. Got decent hair now. Don't look like a square no more.

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Show me that. I will once this is off. I'm not going to do it now am I. Just take it

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off and show me quick. It's getting long. What do you mean.

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Then you have to wait. All right. No more square head. I look double decent now. I'm

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a beard trim. Going for the Viking look. That's Prince Squarehead. Yeah that one. Ha ha. But

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most importantly I've stopped drinking coffee. I've started drinking Red Bull. Yeah this

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is bollocks. Don't start saying that like it's a good thing. You've stopped drinking

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coffee. You've basically gone. I've stopped doing cocaine. I'm now doing heroin. The worst

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thing is I haven't stopped drinking coffee. This should be my second Red Bull in like

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three days so it doesn't matter. So why are you saying it like it's a new you. Because

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it is new me. You had two in three days. What do you mean. I don't normally drink Red Bull.

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I've added something to my life. But most importantly while I've been away I have become

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a champion of the Paldira region and I am a Pokemon master now.

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This guy's a rocked up today and he's got his Nintendo Switch with him stroking the

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case. Is that a Pokemon case or is that just a Switch case. No I think this is a Super

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Mario special edition Nintendo Switch. He's rubbing the case like there's some sexual

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affection there and then he's pulled his phone out. What do I hear. It's Pokemon Go. And

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then I go and make a cup of tea and I come back in the studio and what's he doing. He's

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got his Switch open and his phone open at the same time. He's got loads of Pokemon around

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here. Loads of cool Pokemon around here. Yeah. That's exactly what I did. We know. We know.

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I don't know why this is a surprise to you. Because I wasn't expecting it. I've got loads

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of Japanese friends as well now which is cool because I caught a very cool Pokemon. They

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invited me to a raid yesterday just on a whim. It was just like do you want to join in this

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raid. I was like yes. Clicked on it. Smashed the life out of his Pokemon. Oh it was shiny

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as well. The odds of that happening. Minuscule. So gassed. Absolutely gassed. I love it. I

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love it. I'm all over the Pokemon. We'll get into it. NerdBase just posted loads of

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Pokemon Go Pops. Very interesting. We'll get into it anyway. Well we're going to get into

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it right now actually. So back story on Pokemon. I haven't played a Pokemon game in many years

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but the only ones I really liked was when I was a kid. So like red and blue and yellow.

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Is that it? Yeah well I played more of the more recent ones on like silver, gold. But

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I don't know what ones they were. I'm trying to think. Me and Clarky had ones. Pokemon

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Diamond. Oh you got some real good ones man. Yeah Diamond and Pearl and all that. What

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was the ones. Can you name the Nintendo systems? Like the handhelds. What? What like Game Boy?

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DS? Yeah DS. 3DS. DS Lite. What was the one after the DS? 3DS? Yeah after that one. Oh

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mate. We need Steph. Steph! Help! Come back! It's just a steak. Bringing him back. Yeah

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we had one anyway. I played a couple of the Pokemons. I don't know what ones they were.

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I have a list of the Pokemons if you'd like me to read them. Yeah but I still won't be

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able to tell you what ones I had but you can go for it. You got red, blue and yellow. Smashed

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all three of them. Hey You Pikachu. Didn't fuck with that. Pokemon Snap. Pokemon Pinball.

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Pokemon Gold and Silver. Pokemon Play It. Pokemon Stadium 2. Pokemon Crystal version.

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Pokemon Stadium was hard on 64. Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire. Pokemon Channel. Colosseum.

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You got Fire Red and Leaf Green. X and Y. Some Y in it. XD. I think that one might have

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been Wii U. Maybe. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. That was a cool one. Did you ever play that?

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You had to fill out a questionnaire at the beginning and it would give you a Pokemon

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based on your answers and you'd just run around as the Pokemon and get loads of friends of

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other Pokemon beating the shit out of stuff. It was good fun. Should have taken off more.

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Pokemon Diamond and Pearl. That might have been one I played. Battle Revolution. Mystery

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Dungeon again. You got Pokemon Platinum. Which was 2008. That seems like it weren't even

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that long ago. Heart Gold. Black and White. I'm skipping out like all the other ones.

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That don't matter. Black 2 and White 2. Don't know what the fuck that is. It just remakes

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them of the original ones. X and Y. There's a fucking lot of them. Omega Ruby. There is

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loads. They basically come out as often as FIFA. Ultra Sun. Blah blah blah. Sword. I

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played Sword. Sword is the last one I played. Sword and Shield. 2019. Pokemon Sword. That's

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fairly recent. Really really like that one. I can tell you actually. I think I've got

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that one. And then the latest is Scarlet and Violet. And Zip in his case. Yeah I've got

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that one. Yeah you've got it. Have you not played it? I played it but I can't remember

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anything about it. I never finished it. This is my point that I'm making. What's the point

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that you're making? Put the fucking switch down. I'm putting it back in its case. Muggle.

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So my point that I'm making is. I smashed the life out of red, blue and yellow when

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I was a kid. It's all we played constantly and I never got bored of it man. I finished

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it. I'd start a new save. It'd be the same shit. There's no end game in them. It was

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just the same shit. Over and over again. And it never bored me. When you're a kid things

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are different man. You don't get bored like you do as an adult. So yeah I smashed them

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and then as the years have gone on and I've got older and I ain't even had time. I've

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never really put much time into it. But more so the fact that all the new Pokemon they

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added. I was just like OG Pokemon. Squirtle and Bulbasaur and all them ones. I don't really

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vibe with the newer ones. But now we're on like I think the Pokemon in the latest Violet

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and Scarlet are like Gen 9. So it's like 9 generations of Pokemon. Yeah some weird names

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now. I don't know how they keep coming up. Yeah there'll be like a turtle with a rock

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on its back and it'll be called Turt Rock. I mean they've got to get new fucking writers

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or something and it's pathetic. You've got to come up with better names than that. That

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is literally the sort of thing we're going with. It's embarrassing. But yeah so I'm catching

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up like there's Pokemon in there from like older generations. Generations that I know.

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Generations that I missed. And the newest ones. So I'm trying to like learn as many

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as I can. And obviously like I said to you privately. On Pokemon Home now you can transfer

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Pokemon from Pokemon Go into Pokemon Home and then transfer them into your games. So

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like your Pokemon can like come with you through multiple games now. So you can like be like

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you could I don't know for example you could have a Squirtle that you've had for 10 years

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and he's gone through three mainline games with you. And you're not evolving him you're

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just keeping him a Squirtle with all his moves and that. Oh are you one of them? What? You

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don't evolve. No I'm just saying that's what you could do. You could if you wanted to.

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And it's just cool that you'd be like oh I smashed the last two games with him and you'd

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have like memories catching him at your house in the garden on Pokemon Go like 6 years ago.

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And it's a pretty cool system. I think there's still work to do as it's the biggest IP in

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the world. What they could create as to what they do create is embarrassing. As I heard

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you say on a previous pod that you weren't too keen on it and it looked shit. Whilst

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I echo your sentiment it's actually fucking amazing. Poor to look at granted. It doesn't

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look good and it's performance isn't fantastic. There's a lot of specular. There's a lot of

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talk on how it looks like we said. Rightly so. When you've got Breath of the Wild on

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the Switch. The Nintendo Switch isn't a slout when it comes to gaming performance. It's

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there to do a job and it does it very very fucking well. So much so that you get things

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like the Steam Deck that obviously aren't on the Switch. But it's definitely it's another

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handheld console. It's it's Switches sat on the very very tippity top of the handheld

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console game for a long time and it deserves to be there. And there are some seriously

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nice looking games out on the Switch. So whenever I've seen anything of the new Pokemon I can't

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understand why it looks so shit. Not the game itself but graphically why it looks so waff.

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I don't get it. It's very poor. It runs quite poorly but luckily in Pokemon's favor it's

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not it's not a game that relies on on FPS. So no I know I know. So what actually happens

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is it's got an interesting system built into it where if you're looking at something whatever's

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behind you 180 degrees is not there. Yeah I know a lot of games do it but this is different.

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So and the closer you are to something the smoother it is. The further away you back

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up from something the more the frames drop. So if you if you're looking at a windmill

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on there and you're up close it will be 30 frames a second. The more you back away it

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will literally drop down to like six frames a second and it will look like because it's

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trying to save on its like processing power because the Switch hardware is old man it

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is old. It really is. There is only so much that they can do with it. The way I look at

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the Switch is I wish and I hope it continues in the way it does because it's not for me

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it's not built for things like oh Doom coming to the Switch. It's not built for things like

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that for me. It's not it's built for Animal Crossing and Zelda's and Pokemon's and Mario's.

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It's not built for The Witcher 3 because The Witcher 3 is on there. I would never in a

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million years dream of playing The Witcher 3 on there. Yeah but you're also someone that

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has an Xbox and a PlayStation. Granted. That's true. There'll be fucking thousands of people

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that would just want the Switch. I didn't even know those types of games were on the

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Switch. Yeah you're right. I was somewhat sitting in the same camp as you thinking yeah the

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Switch is for Mario and things like that because to my own detriment I'm educated on what the

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Switch actually is. So yeah but I sort of agree with you and at the same time I don't.

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I sit on the fence with it where I would much rather play something like The Witcher 3 or

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Doom or them bigger games on a PlayStation. But is that because it's just what I've grown

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up with? That's what I'm used to? Would it be the same answer if I'd grown up with a

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Switch in my hand? I don't know. But I definitely agree with you on the fact that the hardware

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in the Switch, they can only do so much of it. I'm surprised that they're not, obviously

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they brought the OLED, the latest version of it. Why they haven't decided to bring out

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a beefed up version like the Switch Pro or something like that. You know what I mean?

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I'll tell you why the games like Doom and The Witcher and I don't think should be on

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there. You're right in terms of there'll be people that only have a Switch. I'm in a privileged

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position where I've got all three of the newest consoles. But people that aren't and can only

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choose one, they choose the Switch. Yeah, they should be able to enjoy the games as

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well. But the difference being games like Doom and The Witcher, for example, the controls,

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I've got Fortnite on there and it's all right. I played it when I was at Centre Parks. But

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to have like the fine aiming and stuff. Apex Legends is horrible on the Switch. You can't

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do it on them little Joy-Cons. You haven't got the precision. And you can say, we'll

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use the Switch Pro controller, which I have. But the input lag on the Switch Pro controller

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is far too much. You can't play. It's night and day compared to the PlayStation X-Box.

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I think the Switch is fantastic for what it does with the Mario's and the Zelda's and

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the Pokemon's and stuff. But I don't think it's got, it hasn't got the hardware capabilities

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to keep up with the performance of what these games need to be on. Like it's got No Man's

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Sky on there now. That's a cool game to play. Would it be good on Switch? I don't know.

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Would it run well on Switch? I wouldn't like to say so.

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Very difficult until you play it. So I got, according to a new podcast from Digital Foundry,

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shout out to whoever they are. The updated Switch Pro was cancelled. And not to expect

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the next generation hardware in 2023. Digital Foundry's John Lineman claimed that the Switch

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Pro was cancelled at the last minute by Nintendo in 2021. This was revealed during their supporter

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Q&A. Why would you cancel that? Why would you cancel a Pro? Because there's only so

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much, there's only so much that you can do with it without upgrading it. That's why X-Box

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do it. That's why PlayStation do it. That's why PCs do it. Because eventually you have

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to upgrade your system to, when we've spoken about this before, and we will speak about

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it later on when we talk about Hogwarts legacy, you can only keep up the pace for the people

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at the back for so long until everyone else is suffering for it. At some point you have

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to let the people that are falling behind go. I make it sound like actual people, but

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you know what I mean? That you can't keep catering to a lesser system requirement because

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you have to, to compensate for everyone. Eventually you have to start cutting certain things out

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and then you'll get to a point where it's no longer an issue and it constantly recycles

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itself. So I don't understand why you wouldn't have a...

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I think they should be looking by now to release the next iteration of whatever it is they

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want to do because it came out in what 2017? I'm pretty sure it was like 2017. I bought

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it on a whim. I was working and I was like, oh, the Switch come out today. I went on Argos

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website and they had some in stock and I was like, fuck it. So I bought one and then there

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was like a shortage. I didn't realise. I didn't even know it was coming out. And I think the

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perfect time to release one would to coincide with Zelda next year. If you release a new

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set... You're all right, 2017.

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Yeah. So you release a new Nintendo Switch bundle with the new Zelda. People will lap

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that up. Yeah, of course they will. People are going

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to lap it up anyway. Yeah, of course.

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I just don't understand why because the Switch is so massive. Nintendo aren't going anywhere.

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They just aren't. They're the biggest. They're still the biggest.

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They're a fucking powerhouse and the Switch itself isn't going to be going anywhere. But

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why you wouldn't then throw as much investment as you possibly can into the Switch to get

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another version of it out there? I don't get that.

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Why would they keep selling them? Why would they? They're selling them. They're still

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the highest selling console. Why do they give a monkeys?

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Oh, well. They sell more than the PS4, PS5 and Xbox.

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Yeah. And I think COVID probably helped that a

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lot, but they did. Massively.

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They're still the biggest. Because they're like the Japanese market and stuff. They're

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huge, man. They're massive. And they're not for everybody. Because they do cater more

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to not certain type of gamers like colorful Zelda, Mario's.

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They're running on the anime side of things. Platforming and stuff. A lot of people nowadays

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just want to play twin stick shooters. They want to play Call of Duty. They want to play

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FPS's. They want to play fast paced games. People that want to play platformers. Normally

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of a certain age. I grew up on platformers, so I love a bit of Mario. People nowadays

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not really too bothered about platform games. But I think the people that grew up with them

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sort of games and people like Steph and that, they appreciate them sort of games, but they're

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really not for everybody. I think the main reason Switch is selling

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point is like Steph said on the last episode, Animal Crossing massively benefited from COVID.

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And now those people don't fucking touch it anymore. You go through Steph's friends list

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on a Switch and it's like hasn't been on for X amount of days because it was just a fad

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that people grew out of. Pricks.

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It's done very well for them. But I'm interested to see what Nintendo's next movie is. But

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yeah I do think, I'm surprised that they haven't what are planning on doing something new for

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the new Zelda because is it running on the same engine? Because it's a massive undertaking

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to do another Zelda and for it to be as successful as Breath of the Wild was under the same hardware.

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On the same hardware. Very, very difficult to do that.

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Very difficult. We'll wait and see I guess. It's an exciting

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time. A lot of good games coming out next year man. Jesus Christ.

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Some decent shit. Yeah boy. I saved a lot of holiday. All for

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the good of the pod. Not for my own benefit of course.

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For content. Yeah of course. I think the first big hitter

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for me is going to be the new Star Wars game. I thought you were going to say Starfield.

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I think Star Wars comes out before Starfield. You've got Starfield, Legend of Zelda, Forspoken,

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Hogwarts Legacy, Diablo 4, Star Wars Jedi Survivor, Redfall, Suicide Squad, Dead Island

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2 is going to be cool, Assassin's Creed Mirage, there's fucking loads. Woe Long, I played

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a little bit of that on the beta. I think that could be quite cool. Atomic Heart. We

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have quite a lot of interaction with the people that make Atomic Heart. Where else have we

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got? There's fucking, there is loads. ARK 2, that'll be another massive one. Dead Space.

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ARK 2. Yeah. Avatar. They're going to try and make another Avatar game. There is some

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serious shit that will all be pushed back. Spider-Man 2. Sons of the Forest. I know Spider-Man

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2 is on the list. Destiny 2 Lightfall. That's when Ash will come on the podcast and say

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that he's found his love for Destiny again and then two months later he won't be speaking

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out here whatsoever. You say that but the new season's out and I have not even touched

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it. Not once. Payday 3. All me and Manus will be on that one. Fucking love Payday. We love

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that game so much. Yeah, there's some real decent shit that's coming out. I think Mark

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played a bit of the forespoken beta that PlayStation released. Like a limited time thing and he

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said it weren't in his cup of tea. He weren't really a fan of what it was. Can't really

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say much on that. I never got around to actually playing it. I've seen a lot of people say

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that they're not excited for it. They played it. It doesn't feel great but then normally

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the games that come out and wow people. They always go, oh no, it's not good and then bang,

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here it is. Yeah, true. Diablo 4 would be an interesting one. Oh yeah, I'm gassed for

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that. I love Diablo 3. Yeah, Diablo 3. But then they got to recoup a lot of player base

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from when they released Diablo Immortal. They turn off a lot of people, man. Yeah, but people

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still go back to the... It's different, isn't it? It's not a... They've already got half

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the WoW community on it because they brought out a special mount that you can only get

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for like four WoW through pre-purchase in Diablo 4. I almost did it but it's like 60

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quid. I was like, is it really worth it that much? Is it really worth it? It looks fucking

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sick but yeah, I've seen quite a few people running around on it. So you just know that

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they've spent the dough. Well, we may as well go on to Spider-Man 2 since you mentioned

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it and then... It's not even on this list. Well, it's only got announced the other day

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but yeah, it's coming in 2023 which is very, very, very exciting. I don't know. Did you

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play? You didn't play them, did you? Spider-Man is not my cup of tea. Well, it's... Spider-Man

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1 or just Spider-Man for PS4 and Spider-Man Miles Morales. Absolutely incredible games.

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Whoever you like, Spider-Man or not, it's still just a fantastic game. This one, I still

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don't really know exactly what it is. In the trailer, it showed Spider-Man and Miles Morales,

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obviously both in separate games. Both standing next to each other. Yeah. And then Venom appearing.

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Fall 2023. Very exciting times for that. But they're also Insomniac who are making or have

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made Spider-Man, who are making the new one. They're also making Wolverine, aren't they?

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So yeah, when's that coming? What's that entail? That looks violent as well. That looks like

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a serious tone. And this Spider-Man 2 is only for next for current gen as well. Exactly.

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So we're going to start seeing some more of that, which is exciting. Speaking of Spider-Man.

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Wolverine doesn't have a... Have you seen... Whoever you like, Spider-Man. Have you seen

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any Spider-Man films and stuff? Yeah, I've seen a few of them. Have you seen Into the

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Spider-Verse? No. That is good. I've heard good things about that for years and I've

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never watched it. Wait, is that the one where all three of them end up meeting up? It's

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like, no, no, that's like the newest film. I'm talking about like it's a cartoon film.

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Oh no. But it is like one of the highest rated films of many years. It was mad. It just come

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out of nowhere, bang, and it was huge. But yeah, I watched it. I like Hedge Runners.

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It's nuts. It's so good. It's such a good film. Oh my God, it's good. You should watch it.

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Maybe I will. I probably won't, but I can say maybe I will. I say you pound back that

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Red Bull. I'll take it. I'll take the maybe. Right. Well, Mark's just doing a run for it.

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It's his first time playing Dying Light 2. Sick game. Always in for a little lovely one.

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They're so underrated that game, man. So underrated. Such a fantastic game. Me and him, we fucking

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love Dying Light. I was so shocked that he hadn't actually played Dying Light 2 yet,

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but he got it for Christmas. He's playing it. Yeah. Fucking sick game. What are you doing?

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What? You've got to change a little juice in your vape pen. This looks so wet when people

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do it. Well, I like to commentate on it. What juice is that you're putting in it? What is

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that? Fucking fairy bubble gum assholes. What is it? What flavor? What flavor? What flavor

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is that meant to be? I'm not promoting them until they sponsor us. Yeah, but you can just

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give a flavor. What is it like? Strawberry watermelon. Strawberry watermelon. Ribbit.

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Pardon me. Great. He's back. He's back. Hogwarts Legacy. Me and Steph watched about two hours

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or something on it. Not a lot of it went in apart from the fact that... So there's the

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different editions. You know about the Dark Arts. I know. Fuck all. So if you want to

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talk Harry Potter. No, Dark Arts is basically like the evil side. Like the Forbidden Spells

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and all that shit. There's a Dark Arts arena where you can test out all the spells and

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stuff and you can learn rotations and all that shit. It's only available if you buy

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the Tippity Top edition. That's disgusting. Of Hogwarts Legacy. That's fucking disgusting.

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I don't like that. I couldn't... I don't like it. It's fucking disgusting. I never thought

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I was talking about it. I think I misunderstood it because I was saying this because I thought

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it was you couldn't touch any Dark Arts stuff without purchasing the best edition. And I

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thought that's horrendous because you put a paywall on something that will completely

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change the way the game feels because you can essentially be evil. But I think I am

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wrong and it is just you still have access to all the Dark Arts shit, but the arena to

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test it all out freely and whenever you want, you have to pay for it and you get cosmetics

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and stuff like that. I don't like the idea of that. I think that's a bit of a cheeky

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one. I don't know why you couldn't just fling it all in the same fucking thing. But the

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main thing that got us... Well, got Steph more annoyed than it got me is I looked at

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the release dates. The release dates. Right? So Hogwarts Legacy, if you buy the ultimate

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edition, you get 72 hour early access to the game. Now you could almost complete it in

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fucking in three days. So that's quite a big early access. And that comes out... Was it

399
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:40,880
February? I think it was like the 12th of February. I thought it got delayed. Was it

400
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:44,520
delayed till February? Well, listen to this. So 10th of February is when it comes out.

401
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:58,160
Now that is on the PS5, the Xbox Series X. And I think that's it. Maybe PC. I think.

402
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:08,240
For PS4 and the Switch and the Xbox One, they have to wait until April the 4th. Right? Sorry,

403
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:13,440
scratch that. PS4 and Xbox One have to wait till April the 4th. Switch have to wait till

404
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:20,240
July to get it. Steph is fuming about it. Why? That doesn't... Absolutely fuming. I

405
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:29,040
tried to search it up and it's basically a hardware issue by the sounds of it, which

406
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:36,120
ties in very well to what we were just talking about. So the people that make Hogwarts Legacy

407
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:43,640
or are making it... Who is it? Is it Warner Bros? Yeah. Same people that made... That make

408
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:48,840
the movies and all that shit. Yeah, but they made the Lord of the Rings game. Shadow of

409
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:53,880
Mordor and Shadow of War. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good games. Yeah, yeah. Very good games.

410
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:59,760
So yeah, it's a hardware issue by the sounds of it. So they need more time to make it so

411
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:07,320
that it will... So you can play it on the previous consoles and the Switch. Now, is that not

412
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:12,720
a little kicker for what is to come in terms of if you want to be able to release games

413
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:18,080
for current gen and previous gen, you might start seeing more and more of these types

414
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:24,800
of delays. Well, this is exactly what I've mentioned on the pods before. There's people

415
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:29,360
saying, developers saying that, or a developer specifically, I can't remember, I saw on Twitter

416
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:38,120
and he put a thread out, it's very interesting read about how that the Xbox Series X or S,

417
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:45,080
which one is the lower version? S, the S. I think it's the S. That is holding back gaming

418
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:52,040
because it's less powerful. So, and people underestimate... It's much smaller and like

419
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:57,440
half the price. People underestimate, and this is my personal opinion, people underestimate,

420
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:02,600
I've proved myself and don't even pay it any mind, that when you create a game, this cross

421
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:07,280
platform, the undertaking that is, because not everything is created equal, but everything

422
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:11,520
can play... Just because there's a brand new PlayStation, brand new Xbox, and they both

423
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:16,840
look very good, they're not the same. They're completely different. But to us, the untrained

424
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:20,760
eye, they're just brand new consoles, they look the same, which one do you prefer? But

425
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,680
there's so much more under the hood that matters. So when they're creating a game and you feel

426
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:31,280
they have to create for PS5, Xbox Series X, the lesser version, the Series S, the PS4,

427
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:36,600
the PS4 Pro, the Nintendo Switch, all these different... They've all got their own kinks

428
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,680
and... You're asking for a lot because we say...

429
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:46,840
Sorry, there's a reason why PlayStation games, God of War, Spider-Man, these exclusive games,

430
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:52,560
Ghost of Tsushima are so phenomenal, because they're created on one platform. You know

431
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,880
how much difference that must make.

432
00:34:54,880 --> 00:35:00,240
Yeah, because even down something simple like the laptop I gave you and this laptop in front

433
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:06,160
of us now, this will run anything AAA at a steady... Depending on the game, but it will

434
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:14,000
run at a steady 140 frame, which is more than enough. Your laptop can probably run the same

435
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:23,200
AAA games, but it will not run them nearly as smoothly as that will. So, again, exactly

436
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:31,920
what you mean. So, Hogwarts Legacy, you want Hogwarts Legacy to play the same. Graphically,

437
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,280
it's not going to look the same, but you want it to play as smoothly on the PS4 as you do

438
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:45,880
on the PS5, because it should do. And like you've just said, that must be so fucking

439
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:50,520
difficult to do that because you have to completely retune it, which is why they've had to delay

440
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:56,360
it so late, especially for the Switch, because the Switch being decent for what it is and

441
00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:02,120
powerful for what it is, it is nowhere near as powerful as something like a PS5. It just

442
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:07,840
isn't. It's not going to be. It doesn't take away from Nintendo Switch at all, but it's

443
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:16,200
just not. So, it must be such a ball ache for Warner Brothers to make it so that that game

444
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:26,040
is going to run smoothly and effectively on the Switch, on the PS4, on the Xbox One. Yeah,

445
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:32,080
it must just be a fucking nightmare. And I think I can completely understand Steph's

446
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,080
anger, because she's annoyed by it, because she's really excited for it. So, what I've

447
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,560
said I'm going to do, I'm going to buy it. I want to play it, but I'm not massively excited

448
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:44,160
about it. She can fucking play it first on the PS5, because if you're having to wait

449
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:50,320
till July, so best part of what, like six months to get it, well, it's going to be done.

450
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,280
You know what I mean? You could-

451
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,880
You do well to avoid spoilers.

452
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,880
Yeah, to avoid spoilers for that long, all the Easter eggs and shit, because it will

453
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,680
be all over the place when it releases.

454
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:05,760
You think when you create a game like that, say Hogwarts Legacy for example, you've got

455
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:12,120
to take into mind, right, it's going on the Nintendo Switch, so how does it look docked?

456
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:18,200
How does it transition when it's undocked? How is that looking? How does it perform?

457
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:22,920
Right, it's going on the PlayStation 5, right, so now we've also got to include trophies.

458
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,640
We've also got to include the haptic feedback for the controllers.

459
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:30,880
We forget about the docking aspect of the Switch, because that is such a clever idea

460
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,120
and one of the main selling points of the Switch. It's why Steph's always said, if I

461
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,600
was to get a Switch, she won't let me get a light. I have to get one that I can dock.

462
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,480
Oh yeah, no, 100%, you want it like that, yeah.

463
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:47,520
The programming behind that must be fucking unthinkable. Like you just said, it's a very,

464
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:52,800
very good point. They have to make that somewhat seamless. You dock it, it's on your telly,

465
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,400
you pull it out of the dock, it's straight on your Switch, it's in your hands. So there

466
00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:02,720
must be a whole fucking department to figure that one out and that must only get more and

467
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:06,120
more difficult the more and more demanding these games become.

468
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:11,160
So you've got that, you've got the haptic feedback for the PlayStation 5 controllers,

469
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:16,120
you've got the trophies you need to add and also on the PlayStation, you have to add the

470
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,640
little gaming help cards that no one uses.

471
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:19,640
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

472
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,640
That's not something someone can just do in an afternoon.

473
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,760
Yeah, no, someone's had to sit down and do all of that.

474
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:29,640
There's mountains of stuff and that's why it's such an undertaking to put on multiple

475
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:35,760
consoles and that's why quite often when you watch a review of a game, it will say, oh,

476
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:41,400
8 out of 10, really good. Not so good on the Xbox where it suffered performance issues

477
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,320
or vice versa or any other console for that matter.

478
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,920
Cyberpunk really bad on the PS4, fine on the PS5.

479
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,200
Exactly, The Witcher 3, oh, it's really struggling on the PC for whatever reason because it's

480
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,520
so hard to optimize for every possible outcome.

481
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:58,160
Creating a game is obviously a far more undertake, huge undertaking than we'll ever understand

482
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,160
as it is.

483
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,120
You add all them facets into the mix.

484
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,880
Mental, absolutely crazy.

485
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,680
But then that's Hogwarts legacy, that's Warner Brothers, that's their problem.

486
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,560
If it's not ready to release on everything, they shouldn't release it.

487
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,120
That's just facts.

488
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,120
That's never happened before.

489
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:21,600
But again, is that this is what I'm saying, is this a little peep into the future of releases

490
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:29,360
in terms of, like we've sat here and said, it has to become a point where eventually

491
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:35,120
you'd think that, say this kept happening for the next five years, every game that was

492
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:41,360
coming out that was going to be on every single console had to be delayed six months because

493
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:46,680
the Switch, it couldn't perform on the Switch or the Xbox One or the Series S. There has

494
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:54,320
to be a point and outcry from the people that are on the current gen consoles to say, cut

495
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,320
them loose.

496
00:39:55,320 --> 00:40:00,160
There would have to be because you can't, you can't as a, if you want to develop as

497
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:04,880
a games developer, as someone that brings out games and makes money and that's what

498
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,280
it is, is mainly profit.

499
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,400
You want to keep rolling out profit.

500
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,120
You're going to have to keep, you know what I mean?

501
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:17,440
I think I'm rambling a bit, but you have to eventually, you're not releasing shit for

502
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,560
a PS3 anymore because you've got a PS4.

503
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:24,680
At some point the PS3 stopped and the PS4 will stop.

504
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:29,040
And this is why Nintendo have to do something with the Switch because it can only go on

505
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:36,160
for so long until the Switch won't be able to cope with new games that are coming out.

506
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:40,960
You think Unreal Engine 5 shit, some of that stuff's fucking mental to a point where even

507
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,200
the PS5 is going to struggle to run it.

508
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,840
So a Switch is going to have no fucking hope.

509
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,200
So you're missing out on it.

510
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,200
Exactly.

511
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,920
Until you bring out a beefier version of it.

512
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:56,160
There's something else that Nintendo need to get sorted is their customer service is

513
00:40:56,160 --> 00:41:02,440
appalling in terms of, so when, when the Switch shuts down and whatever it is and it's dead

514
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:07,080
and it's ripped, like the PlayStation 5, if I want to play PlayStation games that I had

515
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,080
on PS4, I can just download them.

516
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,240
I can't do that shit on Nintendo.

517
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:19,520
If I want to play Pokemon Violet on my Nintendo Switch 2, I should be able to download Pokemon

518
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,080
Violet because I already bought it.

519
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,480
I should have a library.

520
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,960
It will just be like, Oh, we've added these games in the store.

521
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,720
You can buy them again if you want.

522
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:29,800
No, I've got what they do is that what you speculate.

523
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,160
That's what they've, that's what they've done.

524
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,280
You can't play any games as far as, as far as I'm aware.

525
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,440
I've never been a massive Nintendo game and game up.

526
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,120
I've had the Nintendo 64, I had the NES, I had this NES.

527
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,120
I think that's it.

528
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:46,600
I didn't really, I had a DS and stuff and a Wii, so I've had most of them, but never

529
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,520
really like plummeted into them.

530
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:57,040
But my point being, um, like you can't, where the PS4 and PS5 are transitioned, fantastic.

531
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,400
You can play all your old games.

532
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,080
These games, you could just put your PS4 discs in and play PS5.

533
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,080
Yeah.

534
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:07,400
Xbox has got the best for it because you can literally put an Xbox, the first ever Xbox

535
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,160
disc in an Xbox and play a game.

536
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,160
Yeah.

537
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,160
And you're good.

538
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,160
Yeah.

539
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,600
Here at the Nintendo, they change from cartridges to discs, to all sorts of stuff.

540
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:18,560
They're constantly changing whatever it is that they're using.

541
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:25,040
Um, and I've always seen people complaining that why can't I play all my old games?

542
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,960
You know what I mean?

543
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:27,960
Because they change.

544
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:28,960
They're innovative.

545
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:29,960
We're innovative.

546
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,280
Well, I mean, well, I struggle that word, don't I?

547
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,280
Innovative.

548
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,200
Where, where, where the PlayStation has been, PlayStation 1, PlayStation 2, PlayStation

549
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,960
3, PlayStation 4, box with a disc, box with a disc, box with a disc.

550
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,040
With these, they innovate the machines.

551
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,720
So it's not, it's not always a disc.

552
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:44,720
It's not always a cartridge.

553
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:49,160
But the, but you could, so you can get physical games for that right now and they are those

554
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,160
little cartridge.

555
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,160
Yeah.

556
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,160
You can lick them and they taste funny as well.

557
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,160
Yeah.

558
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,160
They're literally design.

559
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,160
Yeah.

560
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,160
Steph always licks them.

561
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,160
It's weird, isn't it?

562
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,160
She can't help it.

563
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,160
She has to.

564
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,160
It's weird.

565
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,160
I don't know why.

566
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,160
They've told you it tastes horrible.

567
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,160
So you go, all right, I'm going to check that.

568
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,160
No, some of them taste like strawberries and stuff.

569
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,160
It's so strange.

570
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,160
It doesn't make no sense.

571
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,160
It's a Nintendo man.

572
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,160
They do this shit.

573
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:15,440
So cause Steph pointed out a lot of games now and I'm exactly the same.

574
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,440
You buy them digitally.

575
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,440
Yeah.

576
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,440
Same.

577
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,440
I hate that.

578
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,000
How many PS, how many PS five games have you got a physical copy?

579
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Like two.

580
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Yeah.

581
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,040
Two, three, I think one of them is being returned to Amazon.

582
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:31,160
So you, the digital age is, it's well and truly upon us.

583
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:32,160
Yeah.

584
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:33,400
It's far more convenient to do it.

585
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,400
I hate it.

586
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,280
I love having the physical object.

587
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,280
Yeah.

588
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:41,480
I like to have the physical part of it, but the, the ease of buying online.

589
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:46,400
I also don't like the fact that, and you'll never get around it.

590
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,840
Downloading it from a disc is so much quicker than downloading it from the PlayStation store

591
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,840
because you've got half of it sitting on the fucking disc right there.

592
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,680
It will always download way quicker.

593
00:43:55,680 --> 00:44:02,080
Um, obviously there's pros and cons to both, but are you saying that, so if I were to

594
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:08,920
buy a digital game on the switch, I couldn't, what are you saying?

595
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,400
I'm saying if you bought a digital game on the switch and then they bought out a switch

596
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:16,680
to the way Nintendo operate, you wouldn't be able to just download that onto the switch

597
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:17,680
there.

598
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:18,680
So you're speculating on that?

599
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,880
Well, obviously I'm speculating cause the switch to don't exist.

600
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:25,160
I'm talking about like, what was, what was before the Nintendo switch?

601
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,840
Oh, the Wii U.

602
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:32,960
Right, so you bought super Mario all stars on the Wii U.

603
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:37,240
You can't go onto your Nintendo account and download it.

604
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:38,240
Yeah.

605
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,240
That's the problem.

606
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:41,680
But that would have been the same shit with the PSP.

607
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,240
Yeah, but this isn't a handheld console.

608
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,880
This is, this is their flagship.

609
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:46,880
Yeah.

610
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:47,880
The Wii U was a flagship.

611
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:48,880
They went, this is what I mean.

612
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:49,880
They innovate.

613
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:54,160
They've gone from, they've gone from Dreamcast and that was Sega.

614
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:59,440
They've gone from the, the Wii to the Wii U to the Nintendo switch.

615
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,440
That's just the PS3, PS4, PS5.

616
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,840
Yeah, but the Nintendo switch is more, this is the one.

617
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,840
Yeah, but it's not a handheld console.

618
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:08,840
It is their flagship console.

619
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:09,840
Yes, but that's what I'm saying.

620
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:15,480
Surely I would imagine if they brought out the switch too, they must make it so that

621
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,480
you can use the old.

622
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:17,480
That's what I'm saying.

623
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:18,480
That's what they need to do.

624
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,680
That would be the fucking clever thing to do.

625
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,760
Because I've lost count the amount of times I've had to buy certain Zelda games.

626
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,480
I've bought them so many times, exactly the same game.

627
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,880
I'll buy it again because you can't just re-download it.

628
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:29,880
It shouldn't be like that.

629
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,880
They did the same thing with The Last of Us though and GTA.

630
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,360
Yeah, granted, but you could.

631
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,280
Bought that fucking thing three times.

632
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,280
You can download it again though, is what I'm saying.

633
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,760
If you bought something on the PS3 store, right?

634
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,080
And now you, now you're still on your same account on the PS5.

635
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,080
No you couldn't.

636
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,080
You can re-download that.

637
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,080
No you couldn't.

638
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,080
That's why I had to re-buy them.

639
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,080
Why?

640
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,080
Because you couldn't just re-download them because they were for that.

641
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:58,760
PS4 to PS5 maybe, but when GTA 5 come out on the PS3, sounds mental when you say that.

642
00:45:58,760 --> 00:45:59,760
That's crazy.

643
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:00,760
Right at the end, wasn't it?

644
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,680
So you buy it on the PS3, PS4 then come out.

645
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:09,600
You had to buy a GTA 5 again, which I had to do, and then the PS5 come out and I bought,

646
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,320
no sorry, the Pro and then PS5.

647
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:17,880
I'm not 100% sure if you could just re-download.

648
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:18,880
I think mine was physical.

649
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:22,520
PS4 to PS5 you definitely could, but they released a newer version of GTA didn't they?

650
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,560
But definitely PS3 to PS4, you couldn't re-download anything.

651
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,240
I know PS3 was a bit iffy.

652
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:28,240
PS3 was a bit iffy.

653
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:33,320
Yeah, but then saying that, as I say, Xbox, you can, you couldn't do that on Xbox.

654
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,200
There's no excuse for these companies not to be able to do it.

655
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,200
Xbox can do it.

656
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,400
Everyone's got to have some form of fucking, this is why I said to Steph, there should

657
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,440
just be one fucking console.

658
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,280
Everyone makes the same shit for one, think how great that would be.

659
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,560
No more competition anymore.

660
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,800
It's the exact same fucking thing.

661
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:53,200
That's right, but what makes companies strive harder is competition.

662
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,200
So competition is healthy.

663
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,200
Profit.

664
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,440
Yeah, but competition is healthy and you need it.

665
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:01,640
But I just think maybe there's a little bit too much of it and they're all trying to get

666
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,360
a slice of the pie.

667
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:07,480
Whereas I don't know, man, I think Nintendo just need to just keep with this.

668
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,880
Like I say, I've got my Nintendo account.

669
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,800
Let me just go on and download the games that I already own.

670
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:13,800
Then we're cool.

671
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,040
But I know they won't and they'll be like, no, just re-download this package.

672
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,480
And I'll be like, no, but I'll buy it.

673
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,880
Yeah, of course I'm an idiot.

674
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:22,880
That's enough there.

675
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:23,880
I don't know what we started.

676
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,760
I'm talking about switches and shit.

677
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:30,360
You wanted to talk about the dark anthology chronicle thing.

678
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,360
What's that?

679
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,760
Oh, me and Mark, I've said it before multiple times.

680
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:42,800
We play a series called the dark anthology series.

681
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:47,440
And I'm just trying to get a quick list.

682
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,520
Is the dark pictures anthology.

683
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:55,400
And it started with there's four of them.

684
00:47:55,400 --> 00:48:02,360
So you got the dark pictures, man of Medan, and then you got the dark pictures, little

685
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:03,360
hope.

686
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:10,040
Basically, they're co-op horror games that you can play solo, but it's always best to

687
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,480
play it with another person.

688
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,960
And rather than it being split screen, you follow different characters.

689
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:21,440
So you might be, so how we're sitting here now, Mark might be playing you and I'm playing

690
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,440
me.

691
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:26,000
We'll have different dialogue options, but I can't see what Mark's seeing and he can't

692
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,360
see what I'm seeing, nor can he see the dialogue options that I'm picking.

693
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:35,080
He just receives like what if he's talking to me and I pick a certain thing, he's going

694
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:39,760
to hear or see what I've said, things like that.

695
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,600
And yeah, they're not long games.

696
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:49,320
They're probably like eight, maybe like sort of like the eight to 15 hourish type of Mark.

697
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,320
And they're good fun, man.

698
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,840
Like me and Mark always end up killing everyone.

699
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:58,840
It's normally set like bog standard, five teenagers go to a cabin in the woods to spend

700
00:48:58,840 --> 00:48:59,840
the night.

701
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,880
And then, oh, there's a fucking man running around with a shotgun, cutting people's heads

702
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,520
off and then blowing the brains out.

703
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,400
Little shit like that.

704
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,880
Your typical horror type.

705
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:13,760
And me and Mark had a shit load of fun playing them and have been keeping up with the series

706
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:18,200
ever since it started and getting every single one of them one day one release and playing

707
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,200
them.

708
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,800
And the latest one that come out was The Devil in Me.

709
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:27,280
Now it was 30 quid on Amazon.

710
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:34,000
So they're not expensive games and sometimes they're a little bit buggy, but you deal with

711
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
it.

712
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,000
You're spending 30 quid on the game.

713
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,000
It's not the end of the world.

714
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,360
So me and Mark got it, expecting it to be half decent.

715
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:45,760
We cracked it out in one session, did it in one session and it was possibly one of the

716
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,280
shittest games I think I've ever played.

717
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,840
And it was fucking awful.

718
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:53,680
When the credits rolled, we both sat there in silence and I went, that was shit, wasn't

719
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,680
it?

720
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,480
And he went, yeah.

721
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,720
It was so, it was so boring and pointless.

722
00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:02,040
There's going to be another one that comes out.

723
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:09,000
But I just thought that after like your fourth one, you would have been off date because

724
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,040
for a horror, it was more of a thriller.

725
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:15,440
I mean, whether we missed the wrong options and all that type of shit.

726
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,720
Because if you wanted to go back and fully, fully completed, take about 25 hourish Mark

727
00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:23,040
to do it because you have to do about four different playthroughs of it to get different

728
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,040
outcomes.

729
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:26,640
Well, yeah, I was just disappointed.

730
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:27,640
Just disappointed.

731
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,200
If you're thinking about getting The Devil in Me, don't bother.

732
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,240
It's shit.

733
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:33,000
Get The Quarry instead.

734
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Yeah.

735
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,880
That's my take on horror games.

736
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:39,520
I tend to just watch them on YouTube if I've got any interest in them.

737
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,000
You'd enjoy playing them though, man.

738
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,240
Because you can play them with me and Mark as well because I think you can have more

739
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:45,240
than two players.

740
00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:46,240
Yeah, I don't know.

741
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:49,360
They're just not, I prefer watching them games.

742
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:53,400
I just feel like they're a waste of money because they are a serious one and done.

743
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,640
I know you can go back and do different choices.

744
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,200
Yeah, we never fucking.

745
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,400
I don't want to sit there and watch people say the same shit over and over again and

746
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,600
then choose one different dialogue option.

747
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:04,600
That's just not for me.

748
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,160
So I like watching them on YouTube.

749
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:10,240
The latest one that's going to be coming out doesn't have a release date.

750
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:11,240
Is in space.

751
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:12,240
Oh, all right.

752
00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:13,240
Maybe I'm in.

753
00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:14,240
Maybe I'm in.

754
00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:18,400
It might be a bit for you because the one before The Devil in Me, I can't remember the

755
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:19,400
name of it.

756
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,400
I'll have to try and.

757
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,400
It didn't come out that long ago.

758
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,480
I remember you saying about this before that you and Mark were going to play it and then

759
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,480
it just weren't working.

760
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,280
Yeah, it weren't that long ago.

761
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:34,040
They must come out fairly regularly.

762
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,040
They do.

763
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,040
They do.

764
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,040
I'm just trying to fucking.

765
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,320
I thought it was called The Quarry.

766
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:43,040
No, no, this is made by the sort of like the same people.

767
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,720
But so the one that we so you got The Devil in Me was the latest one.

768
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:49,800
The one before that was called House of Ashes and it was set in the desert and used.

769
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,080
Is that the one that weren't working?

770
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

771
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,360
When it first come out and you couldn't play it, it won't work.

772
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,520
So we had to wait like a week for them to fucking put a patch in and then we could play

773
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,040
it.

774
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:05,200
And that was sort of like alien meets Egyptian underground treasure hunter.

775
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:10,760
The premise of it was quite good and it weren't too bad, but over quick.

776
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,440
Everyone died.

777
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,400
It weren't like it was all right, but it weren't.

778
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,680
They're short games just because you get everyone killed.

779
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:21,840
No, they're short games anyway, but we can't keep people alive, whether that's because

780
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,640
I purposely piss people off.

781
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,160
We always pick the worst dialogue.

782
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:31,080
You know, I mean, the antagonizing dialogue rather than trying to try to grow.

783
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:35,520
Whenever I play the old Star Wars games, Knights of the Old Republic, I want to be the good

784
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:36,520
guy, man.

785
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:37,840
You've got to do the evil shit.

786
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,720
Games are for being who you're not in real life.

787
00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:43,800
So just be a dick because I'm not a dick in real life.

788
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:44,800
I don't think I am.

789
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:48,040
So if I'm going to be a dick in a video game, I might as well because it's funny.

790
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:52,040
Yeah, but they.

791
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:56,080
Yeah, it's it was disappointing.

792
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,920
It was disappointing, but we bought the quarry.

793
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:03,560
It was cheap as chips on the PlayStation store because they wanted 60 bones for that.

794
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,880
And me and Mark, I ain't paying fucking 60 quid for that.

795
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,080
I think I've got the quarry, man.

796
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,080
I'm sure it was on PlayStation Plus.

797
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,120
No quarry one.

798
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,040
Otherwise, we would have got it.

799
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,040
You sure?

800
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,440
Because I've got one of them sort of games downloaded.

801
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:17,440
What's the other one?

802
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:18,440
What?

803
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:22,800
What's the other one that's like that until dawn?

804
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:23,800
Yeah, that's the one.

805
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:24,800
It's made by the same guy.

806
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,400
I've got that one download.

807
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,400
That was on PlayStation Plus.

808
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,400
Made quarry.

809
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,400
I played Woe Long as well.

810
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,400
I just noticed.

811
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,400
Yeah, Woe Long wasn't too bad.

812
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,400
Detroit become human.

813
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:34,400
Is that the same people?

814
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:38,400
It's not the same people, but same sort of premise.

815
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:39,960
Yeah, the narrative story.

816
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:40,960
Yeah, kind of think.

817
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:41,960
Yeah, yeah, basically.

818
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:42,960
Until Dawn.

819
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:43,960
There you go.

820
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:44,960
Got it there.

821
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,680
So yeah, me and Mark will be playing the quarry.

822
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,560
It will be half decent, hopefully.

823
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,160
Well, you can play that together as well, can you?

824
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:54,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

825
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,880
We can play that together, but we weren't prepared to pay 60 odd quid for it.

826
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,680
I won't ever pay 60 quid for a game like that.

827
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:01,680
I can't be arsed with it.

828
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:02,680
No, I don't think you should.

829
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:05,680
I don't know where I was fucking going with this.

830
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,680
It was a bit of a boring segment.

831
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,680
It's on your shitty list.

832
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:10,680
That's it.

833
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:11,680
That's the end.

834
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:12,680
That's it.

835
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,680
You said we've got to do the little Patreon bit.

836
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,680
Yeah, we've got to do our little Patreon section.

837
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:18,680
How long is it?

838
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:19,680
I don't know.

839
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:20,680
This is long enough.

840
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:21,680
Don't worry about this.

841
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:23,680
No one's paying for this, so it can be fucking 10 minutes.

842
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,280
I mean, it's not costing anyone anything.

843
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,400
Yeah, this will be your first exclusive, won't it?

844
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,960
Yes, it'll be my first Patreon episode.

845
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:39,400
Little disclaimer, we have discussed that sometimes my wife works night shifts on Friday

846
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:44,520
evening, so more often than not, if Steph's available, she might be doing the Patreon

847
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:50,600
bits because I just can't stay any longer than I normally do.

848
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:59,440
So yeah, Steph might be on there a lot more, so if you prefer Steph, pay some money, dickhead.

849
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,040
And if you prefer Steph on this, then tell me and I'll fuck off.

850
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,040
We'll get Steph in.

851
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,040
Did you see that message that Sam's put in?

852
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:12,040
See what Sam was talking about on the Patreon.

853
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,600
Yeah, I did actually.

854
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,600
I love the interaction, Sam.

855
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:17,600
The engagement.

856
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,600
I love it.

857
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,440
He's all involved, man.

858
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:24,160
I don't know if this is the same Sam though, because his Twitter picture to his normal

859
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,840
picture on this were two completely different people, I swear.

860
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,000
Of course it's the same guy.

861
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,800
He's talking about you doing Horizon, isn't he?

862
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:31,800
I could be wrong.

863
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,800
He was talking about Horizon, wasn't he?

864
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,800
Of course it's the same Sam.

865
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,800
Yeah, I don't know though.

866
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,800
What?

867
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:39,800
I don't know.

868
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:40,800
What are you on about?

869
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:41,800
You're such an oddball, aren't you?

870
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:42,800
Such a weird one.

871
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,800
It took him two years to get a PS5.

872
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,800
Did you see he bought it from eBay?

873
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:48,800
Yeah, I saw that.

874
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:49,800
eBay?

875
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:50,800
That's mental.

876
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:51,800
That is mental.

877
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:55,240
You're taking big boy risks there.

878
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,240
From eBay?

879
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:57,240
That's crazy, isn't it?

880
00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:05,920
You have to tell us if you paid full, if it was, or maybe you said, did he pay more for

881
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,720
that from eBay?

882
00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:10,680
Did he give in to the scalpers on that one?

883
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:15,920
Because who was selling it on eBay for the same fucking price as retail?

884
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:16,920
I want to know.

885
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:17,920
I want to know, Sam.

886
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,000
I want messages off of you.

887
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,840
I want to know exactly how much your PS5 cost you.

888
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,840
So if it was loads of money, I can laugh.

889
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,840
That's not very nice, is it?

890
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:28,840
No, I'm not a nice person.

891
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:29,840
Anyway.

892
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:30,840
That is true.

893
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:31,840
Oh, there we go.

894
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:32,840
I found the message.

895
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:33,840
He doesn't say, does he?

896
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:34,840
He doesn't say because he's scared.

897
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:35,840
But he has got bigger balls than you.

898
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:36,840
He has got bigger balls than me.

899
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:37,840
Big sweaty balls.

900
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:38,840
Let's go.

901
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:39,840
Let's get out of here.

902
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:40,840
Let's leave it there.

903
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:41,840
All right.

904
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:49,440
Thanks for coming, guys.

905
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,000
Thanks so much, everyone.

906
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,320
And we're going to go and do the really good bit.

907
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:57,400
If you want to listen to the really good bit and you haven't still fucking bought access

908
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,040
to it, it's five quid on Patreon.

909
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,040
It's called the Jedi.

910
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:01,040
It's literally fuck all really, isn't it?

911
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,040
Not really a whole lot.

912
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:04,560
I know people don't want to pay because it's like, I'm going to give you money and you

913
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:05,560
see free.

914
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:06,560
It's literally a fiver.

915
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,720
It's two hours worth of content minimum every month.

916
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:13,520
I think the last episode we did, well, no, the first one we did was like over an hour

917
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:14,520
long, I think.

918
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:15,520
Me and Steph.

919
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:18,520
You won't be getting that out of me.

920
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,480
Fucking hell, mate.

921
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,320
I've got things to do West Ham on tonight.

922
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:26,800
There's a reason why when we first went out, we said it would be 30 ish minutes.

923
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,720
You might get 35 every now and again.

924
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:29,720
Maybe.

925
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:30,720
Football's on.

926
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:31,720
I've got to get out of here, man.

927
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:32,720
All right.

928
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:35,200
Well, we're going to fuck off, catch us on the fucking Jedi club.

929
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,200
All right.

930
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,200
In a bit.

931
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,200
Uro.