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Always moving on
Clisto protocol reviews. Did I do a sound check?
Yeah, yeah, we're good wait, I'm too one two wait tap your mic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah professional. That's good, isn't it?
Always start off so well. I need to make sure that it's working. Otherwise, I'll fucking put my fist through the laptop
Clisto protocol reviews. The reviews aren't that good. They're very mixed in like yes, they are very mixed now
I really want to get this game because I
Hate fucking horror games. I hate them. So that makes me want to play it and now that might now that
Playstations in Steph's room whenever I plan my PlayStation. It's like we're playing together and I think it would just be fun
Just because you're not alone. Well, no, no, no, no
I think it would be fun to play a horror game with her in the same room as well
It would just be interesting
So I I really wanted to get it and like I said Amazon are doing it a little bit cheaper than everywhere else 44 quid or 45 quid
But the reviews are turning us off didn't they?
Yeah, I mean I will play it. I'm just not gonna pay full price. Even if you say 45 quid ain't full price
I'm looking when it's 10, 15 quid. I'm gonna pick it up because it's space. I mean as soon as it's in space
I want to buy it. It's never good when a reviewer
Says maybe the upcoming DLC will breathe some life into this game
It's never good. It's a brand new game. It's questionable because it's a brand new game
It's questionable because most of the DLC is new death animations, which is cool because they've kind of
Doubled down on that being their thing the death animations. There's loads of different ones very cool
But the trouble with that is no one likes dying in games. It's very annoying
No one's gonna keep throwing themselves to the wolves to watch a new death animation
I see a lot of people are complaining that the the combat and everything is is very much the same as dead space of which
This is a sequel but isn't a sequel spiritual successor. That's the one spiritual successor
Because it's not actually made by the same people that made dead space
Is it it's made by the I think a couple of people who had a hand in it used to work
On the on the same studio that did dead space. So yeah, like you say spiritual concept successor
Which doesn't give you enough of a right to say that that's why the combat and everything's exactly the same
That makes sense because it because it isn't a sequel much like god of war
Where that deserves to have the same sort of combat almost identical you get away with it because it's a direct
sequel to god of war
But yeah, that's where a lot of people are complaining or fucking empty rooms that look good, but there's nothing going on
wasted space
Get the pun
Say something
I was just fucking speak. I was doing research
I thought this was a next gen only title and one of the very few
But it's not fucking ain't of course it ain't because they're not doing that shit yet
We've got to wait at least another two years before they drop fucking playstation 4 next gen only titles already
Oh, yeah, they're all shit though, ain't they? No, they're all shit. I can't think of any right
Exactly. Demon souls remote get on that
I hate you
Go on give us your your two cents
My two cents. I don't know enough about it. I will play it but i'm not paying 45 quid for it
I'm not paying 30 quid i'm paying like cheap as chips for it because unless it's a 10 10
I'm not interested especially this close to christmas
Too much going on. Um, I can't afford to be dropping
Money on games that are not gonna go. Ooh
Yeah, I think I agree with you. I got I still gotta get the devil in me
Um, so that's reviewed really well, I think yeah, man
Me and mark need to get it, but he won't put his finger out his fucking ass and buy it
I'm waiting for him to pull the trigger and then i'm happy to do it. Has he done god of war yet?
No, of course. He ain't
Of course, he fucking ain't he's putting in little piddly hours. He's on
What is he lost? He said he's on like I think he's on like the 30 hour mark or he's close to it. Um, he's on the
He's on the area where there's the four dragons
But you don't actually kill you don't have to kill all four of them. I haven't seen any dragons in that game
What do you mean I didn't see any dragons
Where what do you mean? What?
Who are you? What is this? You're talking about god of war the original?
Oh, yeah, you ain't done any side shit have you no
idiot
That's not a big spoiler. No, it's fine. I'll forget by the time I go back to it. Anyway, yeah
So yeah, that's my two cents on khalishto protocol
Um
Your ragnarok experience must have been so fucking dull. No, it wasn't it was like a streamlined story
So you have you've missed out that entire section. Yes, and I will go back to it. That is mental
I'll tell you why it's good because when I go back to it and play it
I've basically got to play gone to war again
Yeah, that basically got a whole new story and all these different quests to do
It's going to be like playing the game again. That whole section took me I think like
Four hours to do it and I still haven't done everything there
I finished a game in like 20 hours. I know I know what a ride
What a ride that was what a journey mother so we ain't we ain't gonna get it, you know khalisto protocol
Whatever is fucking cool. Yeah, which is bad really because um
It popped up on the instagram and I commented as what's the buttons podcast and said we're all over this
Gonna buy it today and play it and then I read some reviews and went uh, I'll keep that there though
um
So yeah, maybe
Maybe in the christmas sales it will drop down
You'd like to think if it's getting reviewed 50 out of 100 that they're going to drop the price of it eventually because people won't fucking buy
it
I guess yeah, it's just a shame because I think it had a lot of
Potential. Yeah, it's meant it's meant to look
Fantastic on next gen and pc. It is meant to look really really good
Um, but yeah, just just wasted potential by the sounds of it, which is upsetting
Anyway
What's that game called that we was really excited for i'm too tired my night shift
No, you know the one with the guns that talk
High on life, man. Yeah, when's that 13th of december? Yeah, that's the next one i'm interested in
That's free on xbox game park. Yes, it is. So are we getting that on pc?
And i'll be getting it on xbox fucking way. I saw yeah, like I say when I went on instagram
There was that list of like upcoming games for the rest of the year and it looked quite cool. You had that new marvel
Um, whatever. It was fucking cool on there. Is that on this?
No, it ain't is it? Oh it is
Is it out yet?
Uh come out today marvel midnight sons. Yeah boy that come out today. Yeah
My
Marvel
I see it a long time ago. I thought that's gonna flop what a load of shit. It hasn't got a review
It hasn't flopped. It's actually getting some pretty positive reviews
What is it though? What's the what's the so have you ever played x-con?
No, right. So x is made by the same people that made x-con, which is a
Believe it or not
space
uh
turn-based
Shooter so essentially like a board game. I'm looking at pictures of it now
Yeah, yeah
So you move you get a couple of turns to move and then you get to choose what attack you want to do like pokemon
Yeah, and no really because you don't move in pokemon. It's just pick an attack job done
Yeah, but um
Exit but there's like the the mini game of x-con as well. So you go out on a mission
It will be restricting extract the hostage for this reason or however, you can choose what missions you go on you go out
You extract the hostage you bring him back
You the the hostage was a scientist you can put him in your weapons lab and get better weapons for your gear
You're disgusting. Sorry, it's the crisps that you name your own characters dress them up level them up when they die
They're gone forever. Do you know what I mean? Is this on x-con x-con? Yeah, so it's made by the same people as them
So it's similar to that
Okay, but with marvel characters, obviously and instead of
Whereas in x-con
They've got a famous thing where you go to shoot someone and it'll be a percentage chance like fallouts vat system
But it was always well not always but whenever it was 95 percent you'd always miss 95 percent to hit you would always miss
Why because it's just x-con. That's just the way it was. It's not fair. No, I'd be fucking fuming. Yeah
Yeah, a lot of times they've got me killed
Um, but they've moved away from that uh aspect of it and they're using a card feature now
So you'll say you'll have blade wolverine and uh, dr strange on your team. You're moving about you're doing bits
Each turn you'll draw six cards, but it's six cards for all of them
So you might have two moves from dr strange's deck one from blade three from wolverines, etc
And you choose your moves from that rather than a percentage chance. You just get whatever deck you've built out
So it's like a it's a cool game
um, it sounds really good the only if the game sounds fantastic and it's getting a lot of praise for its combat and
gameplay where it's falling short is it's long but a lot of it is
Oh, you've done a mission right back to the house. Let's babysit all these characters go around playing tennis and yeah
People are not really enjoying that part of it, but the gameplay they're loving so once again another one
I think i'll look at picking up in the future not a day one by but um
Normally, I would have probably not paid it too much mind
But where marvel snaps grabbed my bollocks dragged me for a fire and spat me out
I'm kind of back into the old 55 quid
55 quid marvel bro who sucked my ass. I hate that amazon
Bang up a fake original price and then drop it down a tenner to make you think you're getting a deal
I hate that shit. I ain't paying that though for it. I don't get it
But it sounds interesting if you love it, then I then I have to love it
I'm in the rules them are the rules much like marvel snap because after the last pod where I say
We'll get on to that. We'll get on to that. No, we can just do marvel snap now if you like well
Well, you sort of spoiled the flow now. We're doing marvel snap now
Right, go on. I'm very one apologize. So like last podcast where I said, no, I'm not interested in it
I thought ah fucking hell
I went I have to give it a go then don't I because mark said he was like
You know, he's got you down to a t and he went what are you fucking on about?
He's like he knows how your brain works
I went you're talking absolute bollocks and he went nah, he knows how you work and and I think it's true
Because every single game we've spoken about and i've got night shit
I've gone back and i've played it just to confirm that it's shit and it ain't
I like it man. I like marvel snap me and stef have been playing it for quite a while admittedly last couple of days
We haven't really
Logged on to play stef tried to play it today and there's issues going on at the moment
Which means you can't get onto it most of the time, but apparently they are
Compensating players for that are you loading up now to say yeah, i've had no trouble or she couldn't get on
Um, that's random. But yeah, I I enjoy it. I think it's I think it's good fun. Um
I think I can count on one hand the amount of times i've lost
Uh, so I load it up now and we'll see where i'm sitting. I'll tell you where the problem lies, right?
Go on tell me. I'm so thankful gem don't listen to this. Give me all of your advice and
They did let me explain the game. Let me explain to you. I think people can understand a card game
No, i'm talking to you because you won't understand what i'm about to say to you
Yeah, so there's pull one cards. That's loud. Is that mine? Is that me?
It's yours. Oh, is it me? So it's pull one cards
Pull two cards pull three cards. Yeah
all right
Your little green level at the top is your collection level. Yeah, so
I think the first bracket you only get cards
When you you know when you get unlock a new card, you'll only get cards from pull one up until like level
188 or something like that. And then pull two is
up to
Fucking 300 or something because it goes up to like a thousand or something. It goes a lot. No 3000 or something
It's further than that. I've seen people were higher
Um, who's already that who's already that high that's just sad. YouTube is mate. YouTube is. Oh, of course. Um,
Regardless, so there's them cards, right? So you you pull you pull the cards from pull one
You pull all the cards from pull two and then
then three
You don't always get cards when you unlock a new thing. It can give you other things
um
They've done an update
This week adding pull four cards and pull five cards. So there's even more cards to get now
But what they've added when you reach level 500 on your collector's thing in the store. Yeah
Is that right? What is that? So there's now a thing called the token shop
So say you've got so you're using like a a really cool discard deck that you've built but you're missing
a key
A key card a discard deck. Look at you. No, you know all the little fucking deck builds and everything
I've played a lot of card games. Yeah
And you're missing a card specifically instead of it just leaving up to random choice
where
You you might not get that card for weeks and weeks because you're just not unlocking it the token shop now rotates
Uh every six hours or so and there'll be a card in there that you can buy with collector's tokens
The cool thing about it is
If you haven't got the tokens for it
You can pin it so it doesn't rotate out the shop. Oh, that's cool. So that's cool. So you can save it
Yeah, yeah, I like that. Don't miss out. I like that. Yeah, but
You when you get to level 500 it gives you 3 000 collectors tokens for free
Fucking splash out and you can I saw a pool five card in there yesterday
It was 6 000 collectors token. Did you nearly buy it? Well, this is where the problem lies, isn't it?
There's a pack on here
It's the only pack to be fair. It's on here for two weeks and four days. All right
You get nine and a half thousand credits, which is an absurd amount
3000 collectors tokens of which I have 3 200. Yep
apocalypse different card apocalypse avatar apocalypse boosters
seven and a half thousand gold
Seven and a half thousand gold a lot that equates to about 99 quid. Yeah, there's a lot
Could I drop a hundred pound on a mobile game? I've done it before I've done it before
I've done it on star wars galaxy of heroes. What do you mean? Don't be so ridiculous 100 quid
Yeah, you've just said no, no, you've just sat there and said i'm not gonna buy a calisto protocol because I don't want to spend the 45 pounds
A blah blah. You want to drop a hundred bones on a card game on your phone. Let me finish
You you petulant child go on. Sorry. I'm the child in this situation. Am I yes you all right? I
Will be playing this game for a long time. I play it a lot of hours a day. No, you won't well, you don't know
my
Level on this I am a card game connoisseur. It's in the triple digits. I see it
You have no idea how long I played guent for? Yeah, but do you play guent anymore? No, because it moved to pc only
Yeah, but I give you a pc and you ain't playing it. Yeah, because now it's still different now when I was playing it
I knew everything you ain't gonna be you're all right. My money's your money. You can drop 100 quid on it
So be fair. Oh is it thanks for the permission with throw down?
I almost I think i've sunk in about 60 70 quid on that. There you go. Don't play that
I drop a one on it. It's done. Isn't it? Fnito. Why am I still scrolling on the collection levels?
When does it stop? It doesn't when does it stop? It doesn't stop. I told you there's people gone like three four five
They just got it running on a pattern in there because it's just giving you the same shit
It just gives you random stuff. No, it's literally I know it's random stuff, but the shit that they that you unlock is the same
Like shit, so they've obviously been able to like code that in and then just keep it fucking running forever
Because what am I i'm scrolled to?
Oh
Fucking hell
15,434
Yeah level because it gives you boosters then the collectors cash and it can change cards and currency
Until there's an end there has to be an end. There's always an end to something. Well, i've reached um
on the ranked rewards i've reached diamond rank now just for
Clarification you start a recruit then it's agent then it's iron then bronze then silver then gold then platinum then diamond
And I need to get to vibranium omega
Galactic and infinite which i'm not going to be able to
Not because I couldn't given the time
I well probably couldn't if we're perfectly honest, but um
Mainly because of the time left. There's only three days left of this season. What season i'm i'm level three
Excuse me on the battle pass. Yeah. Yeah, but have you done the first 20 levels of the battle pass?
Of course, I have them ridiculous. There's a 320 levels and then there's a premium pass also done the 20
But I ain't bought the battle pass itself. Well, i'm level 64. Can I see my where's the fucking ranked bit then fuck off
The bottom right next to the play button. Um, 26. Yeah, so your
Bronze i'm bronze bronze 26 and then yeah silver gold platinum. So what does that go up to then?
Infinite. I just said this
Infinite it goes diamond vibranium omega galactic infinite. See now. I probably won't touch this game ever again
Oh mate, it's got the secret sauce
It really has got the secret sauce. It's got something
It's got its hooks in every single person. I know
South korea beat portugal
Which means south korea go through in uriquia are now out
Well, that's interesting bearing in mind uriquia. I think one two nil as well. Oh, that's upsetting
Sorry to interrupt there. I'm just keeping tabs on the on the world cup. He loves the football. I love the sky bet
I'm in the green. That's all that matters. I've stopped myself for now
Yeah, that's interesting. Do you know when they scored in the 91st minute?
South korea fucking mental you see japan yesterday. Yeah
Yeah, okay a little controversy very close to fucking spain and germany leaving a group of japan costa rica spain and germany
You would have got some mad odds for that because I had costa rica to win and only I only put a fucking quid on it
Like one of those free bets thing and I would have got 40 odd quid back
And I had both the scores pinned to my phone and when I looked I see that fucking costa rica were leading two one
And that japan were fucking leading
I was like what is going on and then looked at the tables quick and saw that would knock germany and spain out
I was like, what the fuck's going on?
That's crazy, but germany had gone and that's all that matters. You know what I mean?
That's all that matters. They can sit there world cup in a row germany had gone out
It's their third major tournament in a row that they have not
um progressed
Through the first stage of
No, that's not true euros. Yeah, we beat them in the euros. Yeah, that's what i'm saying. We knocked them out
Yeah, but they got through the first stage. Oh, yeah. Well ignore that bit, but it's their third consecutive major tournament that they haven't
Well lived up to expectations. I suppose. Yeah haven't done anything half decent and they're one of the best teams in the world
And clearly not anymore
It does make you look and go hold on do we give england a bad rap because yeah
But look at belgium as well ranked two in the world and they're out gone. They're ranked one for a long time
It's upsetting. They won fucking diddly squat
Yeah, the it's not upsetting at all come on england
Um, we give them a bad rap. We're like, oh we drew with usa. Yeah, but
Germany are losing i said this pain are losing france have lost. Yeah. Yeah, i had this conversation with mark today
We're going off on the football that most people would enjoy this because i've got i found myself getting involved. I like it
And i was talking to mark about there was an american guy that was talking about the american the usa england game
england game and how for some reason the usa hyped up like england's their massive rivals when it comes to
Soccer and it's just not the case, but that's where the rivalry comes from
That's all I saw over twitter was whoever wins this decides whether it's called soccer or foot
They're talking shit, but they they saw them play in england as this massive game
Whereas england very much saw going against usa as another game
Yeah, it's an important one, but it was just another game and this american guy said
for america to get a draw against an england team that weren't even performing their best
And for america to only get a draw against a lesser english
team side
Isn't a win for the usa because if we apparently according this guy and I believe him if england were playing top dollar
The way that they should be would have fucked them up 100% of course we would tell you to win
But like I say 90 minutes is 90 minutes of football. It's 11 men versus 11 men. You don't know what's going to happen
That's why i'm fairly confident
Trouble is if we win our if we win our game son, they will go through and we'll play france
Yeah, but they've just fucking lost
Yeah
But they lost to tinnisia and they didn't put their full strength side out because they were pretty much already through
So you can't really judge him on that but at the same point as I always say it's 90 minutes 11 men v
11 men who wants it more it doesn't talent is important of course
but it's mentality strength with character and
Yeah, who wants it more? I don't I don't think england will win because the simpsons predicted it
But I do think we'll do half decent maybe sammy simpson. They predicted it would be it would be france portugal
And that portugal will win
Not a chance. You don't reckon no way
No way. I really i'm going I love that australia have got through
I like that. I'll tell you now who's gonna win it go on three teams go on
england
Yeah
France. Yeah or brazil
And who do you reckon you reckon it'll be one of those three?
Yeah, I reckon it'll be one of those three. I reckon it'll be brazil
brazil
If I put money on it, I'd say brazil. They're cocky little fuckers, isn't they? They're just too good
They're so good and they know it that I hate that they know how good they are. They are so
You know what? I mean, they're the popular geezer in school
They fucking know that they're the bollocks and they work to that and I hate that
I hate it so much because it's so true. You can't argue with them because they know they're the best
Yeah, but you know, didn't you like we're the best uk gaming podcast. We are the and we know it
Yeah, of course. We know it look at us. Yeah. Look look at us. Look at us in this heated room
My gold sequin dressing gown i've got on embroidered watch the buttons thanks to the patreon's money a thousand pounds worth of funko pops
plastic
For just waffling into a mic
I think um
Yeah, I've I would half agree with that lineup. Like I said, the simpsons said portugal so I'll sort of put my money on them
Yeah, people will laugh when I say england but having seen the performances
of
Similar nations of stature in the footballing world. It only grows my confidence. We are
I'm spitballing here. I might be talking off key
We might be one of the only teams that haven't lost
In the group stage, I think we might be france have lost mark was saying he's lost
I because obviously I go off of mark for a lot of my footballing knowledge
He was saying that england have one of the strongest attacks in the world
In terms of strikers
Yeah, and brazil
Probably rival us and and yeah when you look at france is mainly and bapé
jerude and greaseman
Yeah, i'd say so um
It's decent. I fear no one. I fear nobody. I fear france and I fear brazil
But as I say and I always say 90 minutes is 90 minutes. There's a difference between
Saying so i'm a westam supporter. So i'm used to misery but put in context of
Will westam win the premier league? No
Could we beat barcelona in a cup final? Yes, it's 90 minutes
It's 11 men versus 11 men over the course of 38 games of a season. It ain't fucking 90 minutes. It's like 120
Well, yeah, all the added time over the course of a season. We're not gonna we're not gonna perform to the standard every game
And and win the league but over the course of 90 minutes anybody can be anyone. That's why the fa cup is such a
Worldwide renowned trophy. It's just a domestic trophy in england. You don't think of the spanish trophy like that
You know, but they think everyone knows the fa cup because you'll get teams like akkerton and stanley knockout manchester united
Is the magic of the fa cup? That is what it is 90 minutes
11 men versus 11 men who wants it more you get south end united beat manu and that's just the way it is
And that's why I I am I am quietly confident and now we're gonna lose to senegal
This is the thing senegal ain't bad. No, of course they're not if you've reached the court fine
Um the last 16 of the world cup you've done. All right, you ain't I'll tell you who I would fear and it's
surprising it's japan
because you're playing teams like that and you and you expect the england fans will expect to roll them over and everyone has and
Look what's the reality is?
They're fucking all over. They finished the top of their table. Yeah in a group of spain and germany. They're nuts
They're nuts. They're way better than everyone thought you watch them. Yeah, but it's their drive
It's not necessarily their ability. It's their drive and their
Determination to get to every ball to run that extra five yards. They want it
They try they change their tactics after the last world cup and they've caught it was called
blue
blue something
And apparently it's paying off because they're fucking winning
They've they've done something. Um, but I agree with you. I feel like
I feel like japan is very much a nation of that grit and determination and and
We will not fail. We will do everything that we possibly can
um, I am
Softly rooting for japan as well. I said it from the very first game
If england aren't making it through like if they get knocked out and japan are still in it
I'm i'm with japan. They always have another team. I had iceland a few years ago when they beat us
and uh denmark I had because because of the danes I love vikings so i'm just like come on let's do it but
But I always like the saying of uh hard work beats talent when talent don't work hard. That's so true in football
Um, you can be as talented as you want if you're not willing to put the miles in and really run
Then then you won't achieve anything. So uh the english style of football
I like because I see it as like
It's brutish we get stuck in we'll put the tackles in we're not we're not fancy flicks and tricks
We'll yeah, we'll get the job in the midfield and we'll put the ball
And we'll put a tackle in we'll put the boot in i'm excited for it
We've got our next game on sunday, haven't we? Yeah sunday. Uh mark's already preempted that he ain't coming in on the monday
I'm not in monday. Anyway, are you not? No, I've got uh, my daughter's uh first school play
Oh, what's the play? Do you know? I don't know. I know she's a choir singer
And she's been practicing her lines at home
Um, nice that sounds cool. Yeah, she's she's she keeps telling us that she's not allowed to tell us what she's
What she's got to do, but then she I can hear her singing her song
About santa coming down that's so sweet
I love that. That's cool. What time is that? Is that an early one? Yes in the morning. Yeah
Half nine ten i'm like well, I remember them being in the evening when I was at school
I swear it was an evening when I was at school
Yeah, they changed it up a bit somewhere at evening because they used to do like different performances throughout the day, wouldn't they?
Um, yeah, I think I think the later the older classes are going later in the day and the youngest class going in the morning
They won't be allowed to go home after will they?
I don't know. That's a good because I know I used to be able to go home after
I don't know. I just decompress from my performance
as mufasa
In his dressing room with all the lights on fucking year five me
Okay, too much for me I need to go I need to go and calm down
Well quickly side note turn to alcohol at the age of five. Did you know that um, being a viking?
Is something you take up you're not born into it
Vikinger being a viking is somewhat of a profession
Historically, um
You can become a viking
Whenever you want you aren't you aren't born a viking you obviously there were people that were
But you could be
A normal englishman and decide, you know, I want to be a viking. So yeah, there's still time for you
Yeah, but I don't know if that's the road I want to go down
Oh, you want to be born into it? No, there's just there's a few and I
I couldn't choose
viking
Witcher or jedi I couldn't make the decision
I mean, yeah, but vikings are more plausible one because you
You ain't got the force
And and you ain't got whatever garrick's got. Yeah, but i'm also not burning down villages and well
Yeah, but yeah being a viking something that you can do you pick up that and I put it on application forms
No depends where you're applying. I can I put jedi on application forms
No, you know viking for the work for the work that we do which I won't say
I mean, I think viking would look very good on that. Yeah, but light saber would be better wouldn't it?
Done how much would it cost to shave your beard?
What you yeah, I can't remember what it looks like without a beard. I reckon you'd look ridiculous
Yeah, I would I got you'd think wow your chin's really
Closer when I shaved mine and I saw that fucking turkey neck sitting there. I was so upset. It cost you a lot
Oh, no, but i'm willing to listen to offers because I skint man
I'm so skint. Oh god. Christmas knocked you out. This ain't about gaming anymore
No, actually, it's just general chit chat. What christmas kills me because i've got
I've got my daughter's birthday in november
And uh christ and her party then christmas december for all the family
Then jerma's birthday in january tommy's birthday in february
Oh march is like something in it mother's day or satin
valentine's day is february as well isn't it not yeah, and then I have my other daughter's birthday in april. No, I don't april is
What's april easter?
You're asking the wrong person mate may my birthday
Yeah, it's just never ending then my other daughter's birthday in june. It's just never ending february is my birthday
up until like
June or july. I can't really save money. I save i'll go mad. I won't be this year either because we've got star wars convention
well
When's that?
Yeah about junish. I think yeah, it's around about my birthday and i've already planned to splurge
So I sort of saving I preempted christmas early on and I said to everyone
Don't get me anything. So I don't want anything. I don't want anything from anyone. Leave me alone
I'd rather you save your money in these trying times. I don't want anything
And the response has been fantastic because either some people have gone. Yes, wait, I ain't getting you anything either. I love it
Thank you so much
or other people have gone
25 quid limit that's what my mom's done
25 quid and that's it anymore. I don't fucking want it. I'm not interested
So this christmas will be one of the first christmas is where I actually haven't um
Haven't had to splurge a bit
So yeah, i'll throw a tenner your way as well
All right, brilliant. That means i've got a phone tenner back. Thanks for that
I mean, it's easy to get what you need in it. I know already then um
Where was we we've gone right off topic was we talking about marvel for a while marvel snap was where we was
um
Yeah, I titled it marvel snap help me
Because i'm stuck
If i'm having a poo i'm playing marvel snap from in a bath and playing marvel you're that all over it
In between games while they're loading i'm playing a quick snap. I'm getting a little snappy poos on do you um
You know the little cube the tesseract. Do you press that? Yes, you press it straight away. No
I fucking do I press it when I think I got a win
No, I press it straight off the bat before anyone's even placed a card key skill. I want eight
Key skill that i've developed and learned myself because i'm there's a lot of times where i like
There's pretty much no way I lose this game
I've snapped they are not snapping. All right
The skill that i've learned is if you're not if you don't snap on turn five
So just before they're gonna play their last card say you've snapped on turn three or four
When it comes to placing their final card
If you don't you can put your card down don't skip end turn because if you leave that
While they're waiting they're gonna think he's not confident here because he ain't he ain't playing yet
Then they snap thinking they're gonna get free cubes as soon as they snap
If you go, thank you very much and then you plop it down, you know
My thing is is is pure confidence in myself from the get-go
So I press that fucking tesseract the minute that game loads up
And they're all almost nine times out of ten the opposition goes
What an idiot and snaps as well
And then i'll just take it. I take it a couple times. They backed out by the third turn. They know they know they ain't got it
They give up. That's a lot of confidence for someone in bronze
I get there
One hand I can count the amount of times I lost this piece piece
Yeah, that's probably why I stopped playing it because I just like this is too easy for me. I've had enough of this
See you later
the issue of rewards
Collection is now fixed. We will be compensating all players more details to come
I've seen that there for a couple of days. I haven't read it lovely. I love a reward. Yeah
Especially when I haven't had it affect me, but i'm gonna benefit anyway
Yeah, you're addicted and that's good for you though. Yeah, I love it right now on to the meat and gravy
The tales from daisy
You've missed an entire section where there's my kickstarter in there
oh
Go on then you didn't say anything either when me me you and connor spoke about those because I wasn't it wasn't me
You and connor it was you and connor and I invested in my very first kickstarter the other day
Very first didn't say anything about mine. Did you what do you mean my kickstarter my very first you're ronin? Yeah
We had an interview we spoke about it on the podcast you dickhead. All right fair enough
Carry on. Yeah, you need to switch on mate. We literally sat here and spoke about it
It weren't even that long ago. It was a couple of episodes ago
The witcher ronin
Is that the right one? Yeah. Yeah exactly
Yeah, and I sat here and slagged you off because you tell it turn up and you won't fucking touch it. That's still boxed
Exactly sealed. Yeah. Yeah ridiculous. All right
I on the other hand I spent the big bucks. Did you what did you back?
The last of us he went for the last the last of us board game. There's so much words and writing
Yeah, give me so there was the last of us board game and the elden ring board game
and i've been looking at the elden ring board game for a while now and the
The biggest addition which gives you all sorts of shit like every fucking thing has its own little figure like like alexander
iron fist
Um loads of cool shit, you know, I mean it's a big fucking game like two and a half thousand plus cards
big big game, um
365 quid is the price interestingly. I think I saw you say that you could play it solo
You can play it so that's mental the last of us one. Yeah, you can oh the last of us last of us one
so
the elden ring one isn't endorsed by
bandai namco
um
Previously known as namco bandai
What they used to be called namco bandai and they changed it
They changed it so strange looks like fucking was it uh hermes and every
They're delivering off my shit for christmas as well so people aren't getting fuck all for me
Um, yeah, that wasn't that the elden ring one wasn't endorsed doesn't take anything away from it
It still looks fucking sick and then the last of us one popped up on kickstarter
And that is endorsed by naughty dog neil druckman himself has given a review and has um
Uh said how good these are because obviously this the people that are making this board game have made a series of other board games
And he said i've played every single one. They're all fucking sick. So it's got the director neil druckman's seal of approval
Which is which is huge. We all make you're making a game
We are a board game about a game and the person that's made that game has turned around to you and said that's fucking sick
You know, I mean you're off you're away then
um and
It was a lot cheaper than the elden ring one and then there like you say you can play it solo
And I love that
so
It was 130 quid
For the kickstarter, um, and i'll i'll show you in a bit
You get a really cool box with a clicker on the side of it and a different bit of artwork. Um,
um, you get a you get a uh a game mat
A completely different board loads of cards, uh figures that are obviously unpainted you get a clicker bust
Which is very cool
um
And it just looks fucking sick. So I thought I I would love to be able to
Have a game like that. The last of us is such a big part of my gaming world
I thought a board game endorsed with that, especially now that i'm trying to get into the board gaming world with me and stef
um
I thought fuck it. I'll spend the money and i'll do it didn't realize that um, it weren't coming out anytime soon
Didn't know that because I read it when it said december
Slash 23. I thought that meant december maybe heading into 2023
No, no, no
It meant december of 2023
But they'll fucking bill me. They've already billed me for it, which is great
Wait, thank you so much. I'm really happy about that. Thanks
Um, so I gotta wait
I gotta wait a year for it
I've waited a long time for my witcheronin and it was at that point when I backed that kickstarter that I realized
That leaving europe costs money. Yeah. Yeah, because the postage i'm like hold on. Yeah
We're not in europe. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, i'll be stung with that as well. That's nice in it. I can't I can't wait for that. Um
Um, I still love it i'm still all down for it
Uh, i'm currently trying to find it for you so you can have a quick look. How do you play solo?
That is what i'm curious about
They needed 120 grand to be pledged
They have a
136 000 pounds that has already been pledged to them and it's got three hours to go. So
Are they going to charge me? They are going to charge me today. I knew it would be today
um
so, uh
I'm there's nowhere i'm sure I can find out
How you can play it solo?
uh, it says
Carefully plot your route through the troubled landscape resolving immersive chapter cards at each location to gain vital information weapons and equipment
Survival will depend on making different choices and on tactical use of item cards and custom dice to overcome a variety of threats including hunters
fedra
Agents and the dreaded infected
Neil Druckmann said i've been a massive fan of
theme-borns escape the dark board games escape the dark castle grab me with its bold black and white illustrations compelling
RPG mechanics and interesting narrative choices with its spiritual sequel escape the dark sector
I loved the evolution of deeper mechanics and how easily they fit into the sci-fi genre
Now I couldn't be happier to see their game design continue to evolve with the last of us
We're excited to see joe ellie and more of our beloved characters take on new life through stunning artwork
And mechanics that immerse players in the world of the last of us
Neil Druckmann naughty dog co-president everyone's gonna be all fucking over this when it comes out and you know
What the make the best bit about is i've gone for the 130 quid edition. Yeah, it's called the all-in-one
Yeah, the all-in-one edition. You know what made me buy it is because it said in the very small writing
This edition and the items with it will only be available through the kickstarter
And that means collector's money, baby. That means it'll be expensive after it's gonna be fucking sick. I can't wait. Look look
Look at that box
Smile more look at it
Oh, wow, you weasel shit. Look at this
It's fantastic. Look at them figures unpainted. I get connor to paint them little rat. No, I wouldn't I wouldn't
I'll have him all over them. Have you seen some of his work? Let's no I haven't well neither have I but let's see some of his work
Look at that clicker mum. There's 25 of them. I could give you one for the fun of it. It's mental
I'm all over it. It's gonna be sick. I can't wait to play it once and then put it in the cupboard
I
Great it's gonna be great
What a fucking sad life
Anyway, that's not sad
I was just excited. It's my first ever kickstarter
And I went through the dangerous thing of having to flick through other kickstarters and I had to turn it off because there were so many
cool things
The last of us escape the dark is a new board game of atmospheric
Adventure set in the world of the critically acclaimed Naughty Dog franchise powered by the latest evolution of the escape of the dark system
The last of us escape the dark offers solo and co-op multiplayer modes
Yeah, man, allowing up to five players to experience this iconic setting in a brand new way
Yep playing as a group of survivors. You'll weave your own unique story of survival and companionship as you explore an open world map
Beginning your journey in a forsaken quarantine zone. Your goal is to travel to the reputed safe haven of Jackson while keeping everyone in the group alive
Carefully plot your route through the troubled landscape resolving immersive chapter cards at each location to gain vital information weapons and equipment
Survival would depend on making difficult choices and on tactical use of item cards and custom dice to overcome a variety of threats
Is this just what you read?
More or less federal agents and the dreaded infected
It looks very cool. I'm excited for it. I've now clicked on the Elden Ring board
What would you you went for the biggest addition?
Yes, possibly good. Yeah, there's a 65 boner in it and interested in that get nothing with it
You just get the gap the board game itself. You get 40 cards. You get small cards
Fucking once that when you can have more you get card cases with my addition
So I can put all the cards in cases Steph so excited when that turns up because she can't wait to sit down and put
All the individual cards in its cases like a Pokemon
Well, you didn't go for the big boy did you? Yeah. No, how much you pay? Well, how much is the biggest boy there?
209 quid no, I had it discounted. That's why
Retail. No. Yeah, you're looking at the retail one. What's that one? That's for if you're a retailer you get multiple of them
So you can sell them. Oh
So it will come out in stores. Yeah, yeah come in stores
but the the the the addition that I've got and so the only one that we're coming out all in bundle 130
Yeah
Is the 65 pound edition one and then all the DLC and stuff with it
You can obviously buy separately but the actual busts and the figures and shit like that
You won't get them on the normal edition. They are an exclusive to Kickstarter
And I'd have to find someone decent to paint them. I'm saying I'd look online
There'll be people online that do that just very quickly the Elden Ring one
They needed a hundred and fifty thousand pounds. They've gone over a million. They have a guess one point two mil
Three point one million pounds is what they've got and they got two hours to go. That's three point one million pounds
Yeah from only thirteen thousand people Wow
Wow Wow's is
Let me do the mess on that
Let me do the mess
Wait if you're doing it you got you got
Three three three million a hundred and fifty thousand seven hundred and fourteen pounds
Well, let's just say three million for ease of speech
No, get that hundred one hundred and fifty in there
Give me exact numbers three three one five. Yeah zero seven. Yeah one four. Yeah divided by
Yeah, one three two four nine
How much
237 pound a person. Yeah sounds about right
237 pound a person that's crazy
That is mental. So yeah, the most expensive edition is
364 pounds and the addition below that is a much money, too
That is a lot of money you buy a PlayStation 5 for that so you can get the game on its own for 75 quid
Is that coming out retail? Yeah, that is as well. Yeah, I'll come out retail
It's nuts in it
It's not but the estimated delivery April 20 24. Oh
So you've got a wild weight on that but to be fair
I'll do ring tool be out to be fair you get so there's so much shit with it that I can understand that and
The expansion packs that you get with it the fucking the length of the campaign
It's crazy man. It's absolutely crazy
I still haven't figured out what MSRP is on Kickstarter because you get $216 discount
On MSRP. I've got no idea what it is. I tried googling it can't fucking figure it out
So that's whatever you get the iron fist Alexander
Statue that's very cool. That'd be worth a couple of Bob
Yeah, looks fucking sick MSRP is the manufacturers price
Manufacturers suggested retail price is the price that the maker of a $216 discount on recommends for it in customer
Facing retail stores understand how that works then MSRP is commonly a 2.5 to 3 times a wholesale price
I really need to have a wee not again. We haven't even got to the meat and gravy. I know kind of away. I'm gonna
So I pause it. Yeah
We'll be right back
We're back after I've had my wee-wees
Apologies for the little little interlude there. I couldn't hold it any longer
I had a cup of tea before we press record and it fucked me up. Where was we?
The meat and gravy tails from Daisy the meat and gravy. Do you want to start because you're the first person to
What you've just ventured if it weren't for dragon flight this world this game has rocked my world
I'll tell you now if it weren't for dragon flight coming out, which I won't talk about because no one gives a fuck
this game
Would have devoured me and I would have let it happen because after again again
Funnily enough again after me and I spoke about it and I shat on it. It's fucking fantastic
I jumped on it and I watched a couple of tips and tricks videos
I listened to what I said. I had to get my bearings
It's a running simulator
Until you find the gun and then it becomes something it comes becomes a whole nother world man
This game's fucking mental. I died because I ate some peanuts after I cut up a chicken
Make that make sense ridiculous. So fucking angry
So this for context is because he didn't have gloves on. Yeah blood on his hands. This game's fucking crazy
It's so in-depth. I try I had a fistfight with someone and had some rope on me. I knocked his ass out
I tried to tie him up. I thought it'd be an instant thing
It weren't takes a good 10 15 seconds to tie someone up. He woke up and he decked me
Fuming about it
Right now I'm logged out trying to stay safe
Because I finally am a bit stacked in terms of weaponry and food
I've got so much food man, you know, I mean food
I'm for everyone saying foods easy to find but I was struggling big time to find food
and
Let me go back a bit. Let me go back a bit
so
After this was my five hour character that got destroyed and I was very very upstep because in day z when your character dies
It dies you don't get to kill the enemy
It dies it dies. You don't get it back. You lose all your shit and that's it. You start again
You can go back and find your shit
But chances are it ain't there anymore. Like someone said on reddit
The gear the weapons the food that you have
Is not yours. It is not owned by you. It is just your turn with it
and that is very very very true and
Basically, I got some decent shit going on. I was surviving. I was eating. I weren't ill
Until I come across this fucking chicken
This chicken because I see it on a youtube video and it said when you're in a town or something nine times out of ten
There's a chicken locking around you can hear it and you can cut that bastard up and you get yourself some decent chicken
So I cut it up. I found it. I bashed it to death. I cut it up
I weren't wearing gloves. My hands were bloody and I knew this
I knew this I said to stef I need to wash my hands because I can't eat now
Because I'm gonna get salmonella poisoning
something like that and
I made the mistake
of going into my inventory
and
Eating it was a bag of rice. I had a bag of rice which said in the description that it needs to be cooked
But it gave me the option to eat it anyway, and I ate it forgetting that my hands were covered in blood. Boom
I'm ill
And when you're ill on this game, it don't disappear
It don't disappear stef googled it had to go and find antibiotics and take one every five minutes for the rest of my playtime
Or until it was gone tetracylid pills fucking stupid, which are rare as fuck to find can't find them anywhere
So I was struggling along with this illness and it's progressively getting worse. I'm now sneezing
I'm coughing zombies are chasing me because I can't stay quiet because i'm crouched down making no noise and it's
Zombies come running so I got to fight them off
um
You know what the real kicker is I ate that bag of rice
Panicked because I went for fuck's sake. I didn't wash my hands
10 foot next to me a well
I could have washed my hands prince. I could have done it. I could have washed my hands
But no, so I set up campfire next to this well. I cooked my chicken. I thought fuck it
I'm already here. I'm cooking this and i'm eating it and I was living the life of Riley on that point
Because there's a little patch behind me where I could plant my my zucchini seeds
So I had an infinite amount of zucchinis popping in
It was dark the dark the night time lasts for about an hour
I was sick of it. I waited for it to become daytime. I went on the run again to try and find some shit
I ran into some people when I started my campfire and that's when the proximity chat kicked in
Because I begged these people to leave me alone. I said, please please just leave me alone. I'm i'm i'm dead already
Just leave me be I got nothing unless you want zucchinis
Which for everyone else apart from america is a courgette
Right. It's a fucking courgette
um
and
I went to this new town
and basically what happened
Is I became desperately ill and I said to stef I need to see what this handgun's like i'm going to die
So I need to see what shooting a gun is like and I shot a zombie in the face killed it instantly
Obviously, no, no, no, no, they come out of everywhere ash
All manna of hell broke loose. There was about 10 of them charging towards me. Obviously i've run out of bullets in I
I've run out of bullets
I bring out the baseball bat I start swinging and I killed them all every single one of them. However, I was lacerated twice
So I bandaged myself up with my bandages that I had made myself and also disinfected myself
But it was too late. I'd lost too much blood
And stef googled it again. Do you know how you get your blood back?
Blood bags or it regenerates slowly over time if your food and your water is at the maximum it can be
It's in the white
But because I was ill every time I ate I threw up
So I couldn't get my water and my food up and I had a little patch next to me where I could grow even more
Zucchinis, but I couldn't fucking eat them because I kept throwing up
So what happened was I sat in a room
Waiting for my zucchini plants to grow which takes about 15 minutes because I'd eaten them all and throwing them up again
And just as I was about to harvest them, I dropped it
Upsetting I was fuming because it was going so well and all of that happened because I cut up a chicken and I didn't wear gloves
It's such a tale. I didn't wear gloves such a tale. It's ridiculous. What's storytelling? It's ridiculous. And right now right now
I'm sitting in a house
Hiding effectively
Because I found a decent area with tomato plants and all sorts of shit
And there's a lunatic running around with a double barrel shotgun scared the absolute shit out of me
There's a little military bit and I went over to it to have a little look and he popped out of nowhere
And I see him stand there looking at me and he pulled out the shotty
I ran I ran for my life. He got off two shots didn't hit me pulled out a semi-auto
Whatever it was. I just hear it blasting at me. I hid he got away
He disappeared into the night and when I went back to my tomato plants, there was another geezer there with a double barrel
Different geezer. He shot one bullet missed me stood in front of me got naked and fucked off
So I've now got all this stuff, but I logged out after that scared
That's my tale of daisy I have many towels that's going so far many towels. Well, just tell the one today
I
Play on a different map to you. I think I play on the vony. I think you play. Oh, you got you got the dlc. Yeah
Yeah, I like levonia because it's green. It's all like hunting woodlands and stuff. Yeah, I might get a bonia
It's much more
I don't know. It's just easier to navigate for me
Um
So this towel starts in the bonia, of course
Now the way daisy works
Is
I think chernurus is a bit different
So in daisy you'll start at like the top of the map somewhere and the further south you go the better the loot is
Um stuff like that and I think chernurus starts from like the left and the further inland you go the better the loot is
Uh, so I i've started my 465th character
Not knowing this one was going to be a good one
And
I've managed to get some gear on
I've managed to get some gear off the rip and I thought do you know what fuck it?
So i've cooked loads of meat. I've got loads of drink and i'm like i'm just gonna run south
I got compass
I'm just gonna run as south as I can and see how far I can get for once because normally
I mess around the towns up the top and I end up dying by someone shooting me or whatever
Because what tends to happen people go south get all the gear and they fuck off back north and just kill everyone just kill people
Yeah, it's harsh, man
Um, so yeah, I thought fuck it so I head south
And I go a long way and by the time I reach I've stopped off many places
There's a lot more that i'm missing, but we'll just get to the important stuff
I've headed south
And i've reached a little hunting village
As I come down the road, there's a there's a garage, right?
Now I haven't seen anybody for hours
Like hours now everyone's still up north. I think
And uh, i've got i've got guns. I've got a sniper rifle. I've got bullets. I've got loads of food. Um,
I'm proper
And as I come up to this garage
Well on the way up to this guy's there's a car in the road
And it's it's usable so I jump in it
and uh, but I haven't got a key for it
Oh for fuck's sake is that in depth? Is it you need a key? Yeah, you need a key. You need the key
I can't start it, but it's usable. I got in it and I was like beep beep
That's probably not wise is it anyway? I jumped out. I ran up the road. I see a petrol garage. I was like, all right
I'm near civilization
And as I run forward there's a geezer there
Heared he points his gun at me. You make that I unmuted my mic so quickly. Yeah gem sitting behind me
I was like, please don't shoot. Please don't shoot. Please don't shoot
friendly friendly friendly
He's like hello. I was like, oh you you're all right. He's like, yeah, he's like um
I was like, please don't shoot. I said i've never been in a gun before
I said i've never i've never come this south before this is the furthest i've ever been
It was like yeah. Yeah
Me too. He said last time I got here
um
As soon as I got here, I told my son this is the furthest i've ever been I got shot straight away
It was like when I saw you running down the road. I thought it was going to happen again
I thought it's exactly what I thought was happening mate. He was like, all right. Well
This is it's a funny conversation because whilst we're talking we're constantly left and right
So we ain't shooting each other
Um, but he's like, well don't shoot me as I run off. I was like, I won't don't shoot me, please
He's like no. No, I won't he was like anyway, i'm off to my workshop. I was like, all right. Best of luck, mate
I was like, oh before you go because he's sneezing while he's talking to me
And if you if you're close to someone with a cold they can give it to you
So I was like, oh here take some multivitamins. I gave him some vitamins. Yeah
Because I think they help he took them and he gave me he gave me a zucchini the fucking zucchini
I was like, yeah, you know, it's like when like your trade man gives you a jumper for christmas. I was like, yeah
Yeah, cheers for this. I'm not touching that. Yeah. Thanks. Yeah, you've got a cold. Yeah, you're ill i'm leaving that vegetable there. Thank you
um
So yeah, he went he went off to do whatever it is he was going to do
So I went into the garage. I was looking around constantly looking back to make sure you aren't going to come up behind
Yeah paranoid now. Yeah proper paranoid and then all of a sudden I hear
I said, what the fuck is that? He drive off in a military truck
He's got a military truck and drove up the fucking road. I was like, oh my god fucking truck. Oh my gosh. Anyway
I'll find out where I am. I'm at a place called uh palama or something
I am south like really i'm near the bottom of the map. I'm like wow. I didn't realize i've gone this far
um
I gotta tell you I follow this little dirt track up this road
Uh, and then there's like loads of hunting lodges i'm going in there. I'm like wow everything in here is like pristine
High insulation. Yeah, loads of places to stack my gear. Yeah, this is sick. So i'm looting i'm looting
brilliant
I log off because i've got stuff to do. Mm-hmm. I log back on
I'm scared. Cool. I'm still here. Right? I come out of the door
I'm coughing. Oh
Oh, you're ill no
No, it's been a gas bomb go off
And i've spawned back into a gas zone. No in the gas zones
You need a gas mask. Yeah
All that shit, you need a hazmat suit all the you need the hood the boots everything i'm like
Fuck so I sprinted to the next building and just sheer panic. It's cut me like four times. Mm-hmm
um
And i've only got three bandages cut you yeah cuts you what does the gas? Oh the
Like that's not very fucking realistic. Well, whatever. It's a computer game, but it's got it's got to hurt you somehow, isn't it?
So you can get you get radiation poisoning basically so it's cutting me
And uh, i'm coughing my head off. So I ran into a lodge laid down
I've got i've got uh, i've got three bandages i've cut four times
So i'm like, what do I do?
um
so I bandaged three times
and I thought the only way that I can
Get my fourth bandage is if I take my clothes off and cut them off. I'd say have you cut up your t-shirt or something
But I I didn't want to do that. I was like if I do that, then i'm probably gonna die of fucking freezing
Hypothermia, yeah, yeah, yeah, I really didn't know what to do. So I quickly googled what happens
And if you don't heal a cut
after like five minutes it heals itself
but
It will clot and sometimes you'll get like a poisoning
Anyway, I didn't I didn't heal it and um
Yeah, I got I got blood poisoning
or chemical disease or whatever it was
So I was like, right. Well, that's that is whatever it is, isn't it?
um
Anyway, I survived the gas disperses. Yeah, I think I need to find some tetracylene or whatever it is
There's a chance I can live
And then I go into another lodge still looting and there's a grenade and a mine on the floor. I was like sick
So I picked the grenade up. You know how it is. You like put it in your hand. Then you throw the chute over
And it wouldn't let me transfer the mine over it's happened a few times where it wouldn't let me pick stuff up
Said the gem is bugging out. So I quit out the game loaded back in it
Still wouldn't let me pick the mine up. I was like fucking must have just been bugged out. I stepped on it. It blew me up
You fucking idiot
It was fucking set. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't realize you have to disarm them with screwdrivers and stuff
But regardless of that, I lived because I live yeah, because I had mad like armor plate carriers everything
So I blacked out. I'm completely blacked out. I wake up. I've got a broken leg. So I've got broken bones. Yeah, i'm
Bleeding again, but i've managed to secure some rags or whatever. So i've i've healed myself
Your t-shirt's blown to rags. Yeah, everything's ruined. All my clothes are ruined
So now i'm like, well, what's going on?
um
So I was like, well, I don't really know what to do now so I stood up and like
Shuffling along with my broken leg and then I just you just hear boom where you just collapse blackout
I was like, what the fuck so I stood up again
Just kept doing it what I realized is
You can't stand up with a broken leg. Well, no, you I'd imagine you can't you have to heal it obviously
I gotta get a splint together to heal it. I have to get a splint to get a splint on these
Sticks and rags. Yep. The only way to get sticks is to
Open the door
Crawl along the floor is pissing down a rain to a bush. So i've opened the door i've crawled along the floor
It's so funny. I wish we could animate this
Like it's pissing down. Does that did that make you actually wet as well? Yeah. Yeah, of course it does
um
And i've managed to secure the sticks and
I've got the bandages. I didn't have enough bandages. I had to crawl around to the houses each house
I managed to create the splint
He's cool around them
Yeah, yeah, i've managed to create the splint and
the
Leg healed so I was better
All good
I've survived and this is what I love about daisy is you don't really have a goal. No
You kind of do but and then things happen and then you're like it just
Changes that all of a sudden i'm crawling along. I was fine. I was completely geared
Everything was cushioned the first i've ever been I spawned back in a gas zone. I got cut
I trod on a landmine. I blew myself up now i'm crawling around just desperate for life
First person as well. Yeah, because I think it's better because it's better because you can't like peek around corners
So you don't know if someone's around there and they can't do the same to you
You can't like glitch the camera out to look can you it's much more?
Immersive, but so that's cool, man
Like i've managed to survive and and it's all good and i'm just amazed that i'm in this city
So you're still kicking it. You're still you're back to being on daisies. I haven't finished the story. Sorry
So yeah that that was good. So I carried on looting around the area
All of a sudden i'm throwing up
I'm not throwing up sick. I'm throwing up blood
Yeah, you're fucked i'm fucked
Um, i'm bleeding every like 15 seconds my character's going
This this ain't this ain't good is it i'm throwing up blood constantly
Yeah, i've had a look around the village. I I couldn't see nothing and I don't know
How much you know about daisy, but I knew my time was at an end
I didn't want anyone to have all my stuff. I think if you're throwing up blood
I think I can figure out that you might be dying. Yeah
My time was at an end. I didn't want anyone to find my stuff just laying there in a house
Yeah, so I slowly because I was dying man. I couldn't walk or run
I took myself away from the village. I probably walked for five minutes. Yeah slowly shuffling
Shhh, yeah into the woods and died. No
I got on my knees. I went into the emote wheel
I put the shotgun to my chin and I blew my own head off. You killed yourself. Yeah, it's a suicide
You hit that suicide button. Yeah, I suicided. Yeah
And everything was fine. That is that is fantastic. So you took yourself off like a dying cat
Like an ill animal and you left everything
Yeah, because I yeah, I see the suicide emote and it's you either have to have a gun or something sharp
Yeah, you can do it with pretty much anything. To be able to finish yourself off
You went into the woods and blew your own brains out. I didn't want anyone to find my stuff. To touch your shit
Yeah, and I'm the same but I don't want anyone touching my shit. My new character
Has been alive for a long time. Funnily enough yesterday
I rolled up on a village
I'm only back in the same place. You're back in the same place so you know where your shit is. I'm looking around
No, but that's that's gonna be long gone because every time a server resets anything that's left on the ground
Everything resets. However, I don't know if you know this because this is now my new plan
I'm geared. I've got gear. I'm heading towards like a military base. I can see it in the in the distance
I've looked on the map
On my phone. I know kind of where i'm going. So my plan now
I've got some water. I filled up my bottle. I've got literally a whole inventory full of uh, I keep getting chased by wolves
All right. Oh you got animals in the shit. Fucking scary man when the wolves come bro
There's like four or five wolves around you. There's bears everything don't see them
Little chip for you with zombies and wolves and stuff like that. If even if you're just like a little bit elevated they can't hit you
So if you're getting chased by loads of zombies just run jump on top of a car and they can't get you
So you just punch them up bro. Oh, is it five six seven zombies just bosh have that your mug
um, yeah, I keep some of that I got caught by wolves
I
Ran, yeah climbed up this little tower and I shot every single wolf
Mate they dropped some meat
Yeah, I bet cut them up and there's nothing more satisfying right and just making your way through the countryside
Wolves are kind of fuck run up this thing shoot these wolves cut them up
20 minutes later
I've made a fire and i'm fucking cooking up these wolves
I'm sitting there munching on the wolves that could have killed me and I have been attacked by wolves
Uh that life I just told you about
And they fucked me up that I was bleeding the zombies were getting me as well
And I laid in a dark room because it turned night time
I laid in a dark room for over an hour
Just playing marvel snap until it got light and my blood went up
But yeah, anyway my plan now i'm in the same village I was
I'm more geared than I was got a bit more knowledge
I'm moving to the military base and then once i've been there whatever I can secure whatever i've got
I'm going back north back to near the spawning zones
And i'm gonna bury my stuff
because
Once you bury stuff it can't reset. Yeah, like if you put it in a box or whatever
You haven't just dropped it you've done an action with it
Yeah, and then if I die, I know I'll know where my stuff is I can go back and get my stuff
and
Once my stuff's buried then i'll travel like i'm gonna make a little sack instead of
Because there's like so many things I didn't realize man
Like I thought having a bigger backpack would be better carrying more stuff, but it's not your stamina is so low
Yeah, your bag's big enough. You can't jump over things
Yeah
So my plan is to bury all the stuff that I don't need to carry all the time like bullets, can openers
Yeah, I find them all the time they're always in the sheds and stuff. I'm gonna bury my stuff
In a in a in a crate if I can find a crate
And then then i'm gonna have a little sack and i'm gonna run around and acquire nails
A hammer all that sort of shit and then i'm gonna build a little base and that's where i'm gonna
Always have my stuff. How does the building work?
Because i've been to a couple of places where people have put up walls and shit and you can't get through them
Yeah, it's hard man. You have to smash them up. It takes ages. Yeah, you'd be there flucking out
I'll go yeah go on youtube and you'll watch like daisy raids and stuff. Yeah there forever. Yeah teams going
How do you put walls and shit up because I know you can take car doors and all that shit
But obviously you can't put it in your bag. You just have to walk around carrying it. Yeah, so you're like
uh, you'll need
Uh sticks you'll need to chop down trees with like an axe
And carry the logs and you'll literally build the wooden fences with the nails and the hacksaws and it's literally
You know like you know when you do fencing and they put like a post and then a wire goes across to like measure
It's all that comes up
It's in depth bro, but i've because i've never done anything like that. It's gonna be new
But I want to know that whilst i'm doing that
If someone comes up and shoots me, yeah, because obviously i'm just gonna be walking around carrying trees
I'm gonna be easy target. But at least if I die i'll be like, ah, well, I'll just I know where I am
I can go someone digs up your shit. Yeah. Well, they got a fine. That ain't easy is it but um
What one of the coolest things I see yesterday was someone said, um
Um, the best thing about dayz is you'll never know everything and that's true
uh just yesterday I found out that what people do if
Uh, if they're running up on you in a house or whatever and they don't want you to know they're there
They'll take their shoes off
They'll use rags and make foot wraps
So they make very little sound you know what else they do?
Gag themselves with a bandage in their mouth. So you can't hear them. So you can't hear them breathing or nothing
Fuck it. So they come in like some ninja like a mummy
With all these wraps around their feet and mouth. A ninja mummy just to fuck you up, isn't it?
And and that's crazy. Have you tried talking to anybody with a helmet on you can't hear them. Mm
Yeah
Well, one last tiny little tale it take 10 seconds in between them lives that i've just said
My current life and the life that ended previously
I had a little life. I was just running around. I had a little little bit of this little bit of that nothing major
And I run up and this geezer he had some stuff. He was like
Do you want some food? I was like, yeah, please i'm i'm gonna die. He's like, yeah you go
He dropped like an unknown food can that is really good actually that gives you a lot of energy
And I was like, oh cheers man. Thanks for that
Munching the unknown food can as soon as I put that food can to my mouth. Yeah bang. I killed you
Yeah
Straight dead. What a knobber what dickhead but yeah, that's the fun of the guy something I would do. Yeah
I know that's what jem's the worst that geezer. I met in a petrol garage when we didn't want to shoot each other
She's like shoot him Steph's like that. I met I met a geezer and he gave me some stuff
And he didn't talk to me but in the proximity chat I said to him
Because he he didn't run up on me
He just stumbled across me and I had a sickle in my hand and he had nothing
He was a fresh born and I said to him I said he was hiding in a house because he see me and he shot himself
And I went mate. I said I ain't interested in touching. I'm just waiting for my tomatoes to grow
I said you come out the house. You stay in there. I said don't give a fuck but I was like I ain't gonna hurt you
Just calm down. Um, because he was like frantically trying to hide in the house and i'm standing in the window looking at him
I'm going mate look to your left. I can I can see you. I'm here and
And he didn't say anything he or she whoever it fucking was
and
They come out the house and again, I reiterate I said look I said i'm not gonna touch you
I put my sickle away and I pointed to the tomatoes and I went i'm waiting for them to grow
I'm leaving you alone if you leave me alone
Um, and he walked off and I just hear Steph behind me. She's like kill him
She's like go and kill him. I'm not I'm not gonna leave him alone. She's like kill him
Like the devil on my shoulder. She's like I just can't kill him. No, no, I left him alone. Um, yeah
I had another my first proximity chat experience was with
With this geezer. We just both spawned in and conveniently spawned in next to each other
And he like said hello
And I was talking to him
Uh, and I was like, I was like, please I was like just leave me alone. Um, I was like I ain't done anything
I've just spawned. I got fuck all leave me be
anyway
He took one swing at me
And then left me alone
And I thought i'm not having that so I run up behind him and digged him in the back of the head
and I don't know if the internet was being a bit waffy, but
The punches weren't sinking up, you know what I mean?
So he was he was proper digging me in and I was trying to get a punch in Steph's behind me like real life
Why aren't you hitting hit him defend yourself? I'm fucking trying i'm trying
Not paying attention to the stamina bar at the bottom, which is now depleted
I'm like, I can't fucking hit I can't hit anything. Anyway, i'm screaming in the proximity channel
I fucking leave me alone like leave me alone and he stopped and he went you sound irish
I went I ain't fucking irish. So I took another swing at him. I'm fucking irish and he starts standing there
He's running man. He's like conor mcgregor
While i'm trying to swing at this geezer and i'm not landing fucking anything
And he takes a step back and he ran up to me and he went here's the kabib and
And then he just fucking cracked me around the head and I was dead
That's crazy
I was I died and um
Because he he knocked me out twice and resuscitated me brought me back to life
Just to just to punch me in the head again and knock me down and he finally killed me and I turned around to stef
And I went that is the best thing that's ever happened to me in a game
I just had the shit kicked out of me and this geezer screaming at me. He's calling me conor mcgregor
I was like what the fuck is this because that's my first experience of a proximity chat
I've never played a game with that before so I found it really really odd. Yeah, I changed my um setting because it's tap to talk
And I changed it to voice activation. Yeah, that's what I do
I just keep my I press the mute button on my control when I changed it back to push the talk because you can double tap
It and it locks it on does it?
Because it's left on the d-pad in it if you tap it once it activates it for about five seconds
But if you double tap it it permanently keeps it on you just double tap it again turn it off
Maybe I'll change to that then I didn't know that yeah
I thought that was much easier because we have your running or so you can quickly just go tap tap and then you can talk
To him although to be fair. It's probably the same because I just press the unmute button on the remote and then I'm talking
Obviously fucking like proximity chat that people won't be able to see this but have you seen um
A very funny clip from pubg
And it's
Is a guy
well
I
Cracked me every time is this suitable for yeah?
Wait
No, don't do this
Just find it. I just found it hilarious
I saw that years ago and it just popped in my head after that proximity channels like that
That that just gets me going. It's so fucking funny. I love it
It's just an amazing game and there's nothing in the world that's even close to it like
the
No game makes you anxious like i'll be sitting. I made a campfire for myself yesterday
Just out in the open
The nervousness. Yeah, and the anxious. Oh, yeah that creeps in you're hearing bushes and you're like
What was that? Yeah, yeah, someone there. Yeah, because when it's night time, you can't see fuck all no
Yeah, that's why that's when I tend to do all my cooking and stuff. Yeah, but yeah
It never ends. It's it's literally
How you would do it in real life is how you would do it in this game
Yeah, you have to you have to put real life things in your mind down to reloading the gun
You're so used to just pressing square and reloading that gun
But no you have to you want to reload your gun you have to take the magazine out of the gun
Obviously the magazine is is now in your hands, but you can't have a gun and you can't have two things in your hand at once
So you take that magazine out of the gun. It's now in your bag
You now need to put that back put that gun in your bag or drop it
Take the magazine back out
You then need to combine that with the bullets and you manually put the bullets into the magazine
And then you have to put your magazine back into your bag get your gun into your hand
And then combine the magazine back into that because you can't do it the other way around for whatever fucking reason. I don't know why
Um, that is you don't need to do that part now what I realized when you once you've got a magazine in your hand
Hmm, if you've got bullets in your inventory, you can just reload it. You don't need to combine them
Oh, do you know you just got a magazine in your hand? You can know you just hold
Uh r2, I think it is. Oh and it'll reload it. It'll just load the magazine with the bullets. Yeah
Unless which has got me the bullets you've picked up are in a box because you can get you gotta take around the box
You gotta unpack the box. Yeah, which then gives you some paper and you can you can cock one bullet your chamber one kind
Yeah, you can i'm often running around with one bullet. Yeah, because i haven't got a magazine for it
It's just it's just in depth to to a point. Have you had your gun jam on you?
No, I literally that one time I shot a gun was the only time because I don't find guns
I don't I find I ever find a gun with no bullets and no magazine or I find a magazine and bullets
No gun, I find a gun with bullets. No magazine
You know little things like that. Um, one of the tips I
Started using straight away was because i'm so used to and everyone needs to do it in it. It's don't loot everything
Don't pick don't pick up the shit that you don't need you see you see a double barrel shotgun sitting there
Don't pick it up unless you intend to keep it and use it because you now have a
Shotgun with no bullets and you have to go and find yourself some bullets
So waste of time if you ain't gonna touch it don't have it another little tip for you
I often i've only just started doing this myself if you see like a shotgun on the floor
Um, and you look in you press the touchpad. It'll say in the vicinity
Yeah, you'll see the shotgun if it's got like a little white bullet
That means it's got bullets in it pick it up double tap triangle if you if you want the bullet but not the shotgun if you
Double tap triangle just go
Pull the bullet out. It'll sound like it goes on the floor, but go straight in your inventory then just put it in your gun
Um, but my trouble is that I i'm running around with too many guns, man. I've got a sniper rifle. I've got a
uh
desert eagle silenced
Um, it's fucking silenced deagle. Yeah, i've got um, I've got a double-barreled shotgun
and i've got uh
I've got an assault rifle as well. I can't carry them all but I am i'm like I don't need them all but I don't
What they're all pristine. They're all pristine. I've got bullets for them all but I don't know what ones to drop
You've got even carved my shotgun up. I cut it in half to make it a study sort of yeah
You've got all of that. I beat someone to death with a tin of beans
This is the levels we're at
I got nothing like that
Clark is the one that does all the building man. He's done all the building before so i'm trying to we're trying to meet up
So I think if yeah if you jump on the phone here, hopefully we can all meet up
We can all have our little base if I jump on it. I'll have to jump on it on first person
I like the third person view
Um because I feel like I can see more of what's going on
Yeah, that's why first person only everyone's on the same playing field then
I know everyone's on the same playing field anyway, but because obviously you can switch between can't you?
But I suppose there's servers where they are first person only
I play on 2074 first person only that's my one favorited. Anyway, we've been going on about this for ages
I could go on about it for much longer
Um, maybe depending on how long i've played daisy maybe tales of the tales of daisy and my journeys will continue until I stop playing it
We'll save that for a patreon
Yeah, we'll save that for the patreons
But yeah, um that'll probably do us we've probably been going for much longer than anticipated
Way longer way longer than we anticipated but it's good. It's good for the people listening. Yeah
I'll just quickly double check that text make sure we ain't missed anything out what we've been playing
We've already pretty much covered that in we fuck it. Yeah, we're done. We're done. We'll go away
I need to have my dinner
Yeah, I need to have mine as well. So thanks so much for listening all that bullshit
You know all the socials and blah blah blah blah blah
um
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