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I've pressed it. Hello. Welcome to what's the buttons episode something I've bought to myself

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24 23 that sorry. I need to talk louder. I listened to it on the way home the other day. I couldn't hear myself

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I'm like this and this is just me talking and then I'm up and I'm like that that loudness sounds better

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So more positive upbeat vibe for me, even though I'm very tired. I've been on nights

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I should stop drinking coffee and all over the place episode 24. That's what this is that one. This is number 24. Welcome

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Hello, welcome

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Thanks to the patrons as usual. Yeah, thanks for money. Yeah all the money give it more we need more

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It's not enough up your input. It's pathetic

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But no, thank you very much as usual

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We continue to be thankful and we are looking at doing certain things

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Reese more than me I sent a proposal because he'd been on night

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He hasn't actually had the mental capacity to look at said Patreon proposal

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So when we say that we've got things in the works, we do we genuinely do I did look at it

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But it was so long and convoluted and confusing after waking up

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It makes perfect sense when you read it properly when you're back on days you'll you'll come to me and you guys good idea

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Yeah, we'll do that. I'm sure I will

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so yes, thanks for that as

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Always moving on

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Clisto protocol reviews. Did I do a sound check?

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Yeah, yeah, we're good wait, I'm too one two wait tap your mic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah professional. That's good, isn't it?

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Always start off so well. I need to make sure that it's working. Otherwise, I'll fucking put my fist through the laptop

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Clisto protocol reviews. The reviews aren't that good. They're very mixed in like yes, they are very mixed now

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I really want to get this game because I

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Hate fucking horror games. I hate them. So that makes me want to play it and now that might now that

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Playstations in Steph's room whenever I plan my PlayStation. It's like we're playing together and I think it would just be fun

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Just because you're not alone. Well, no, no, no, no

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I think it would be fun to play a horror game with her in the same room as well

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It would just be interesting

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So I I really wanted to get it and like I said Amazon are doing it a little bit cheaper than everywhere else 44 quid or 45 quid

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But the reviews are turning us off didn't they?

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Yeah, I mean I will play it. I'm just not gonna pay full price. Even if you say 45 quid ain't full price

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I'm looking when it's 10, 15 quid. I'm gonna pick it up because it's space. I mean as soon as it's in space

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I want to buy it. It's never good when a reviewer

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Says maybe the upcoming DLC will breathe some life into this game

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It's never good. It's a brand new game. It's questionable because it's a brand new game

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It's questionable because most of the DLC is new death animations, which is cool because they've kind of

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Doubled down on that being their thing the death animations. There's loads of different ones very cool

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But the trouble with that is no one likes dying in games. It's very annoying

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No one's gonna keep throwing themselves to the wolves to watch a new death animation

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I see a lot of people are complaining that the the combat and everything is is very much the same as dead space of which

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This is a sequel but isn't a sequel spiritual successor. That's the one spiritual successor

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Because it's not actually made by the same people that made dead space

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Is it it's made by the I think a couple of people who had a hand in it used to work

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On the on the same studio that did dead space. So yeah, like you say spiritual concept successor

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Which doesn't give you enough of a right to say that that's why the combat and everything's exactly the same

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That makes sense because it because it isn't a sequel much like god of war

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Where that deserves to have the same sort of combat almost identical you get away with it because it's a direct

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sequel to god of war

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But yeah, that's where a lot of people are complaining or fucking empty rooms that look good, but there's nothing going on

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wasted space

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Get the pun

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Say something

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I was just fucking speak. I was doing research

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I thought this was a next gen only title and one of the very few

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But it's not fucking ain't of course it ain't because they're not doing that shit yet

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We've got to wait at least another two years before they drop fucking playstation 4 next gen only titles already

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Oh, yeah, they're all shit though, ain't they? No, they're all shit. I can't think of any right

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Exactly. Demon souls remote get on that

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I hate you

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Go on give us your your two cents

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My two cents. I don't know enough about it. I will play it but i'm not paying 45 quid for it

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I'm not paying 30 quid i'm paying like cheap as chips for it because unless it's a 10 10

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I'm not interested especially this close to christmas

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Too much going on. Um, I can't afford to be dropping

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Money on games that are not gonna go. Ooh

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Yeah, I think I agree with you. I got I still gotta get the devil in me

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Um, so that's reviewed really well, I think yeah, man

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Me and mark need to get it, but he won't put his finger out his fucking ass and buy it

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I'm waiting for him to pull the trigger and then i'm happy to do it. Has he done god of war yet?

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No, of course. He ain't

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Of course, he fucking ain't he's putting in little piddly hours. He's on

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What is he lost? He said he's on like I think he's on like the 30 hour mark or he's close to it. Um, he's on the

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He's on the area where there's the four dragons

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But you don't actually kill you don't have to kill all four of them. I haven't seen any dragons in that game

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What do you mean I didn't see any dragons

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Where what do you mean? What?

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Who are you? What is this? You're talking about god of war the original?

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Oh, yeah, you ain't done any side shit have you no

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That's not a big spoiler. No, it's fine. I'll forget by the time I go back to it. Anyway, yeah

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So yeah, that's my two cents on khalishto protocol

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Your ragnarok experience must have been so fucking dull. No, it wasn't it was like a streamlined story

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So you have you've missed out that entire section. Yes, and I will go back to it. That is mental

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I'll tell you why it's good because when I go back to it and play it

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Yeah, that basically got a whole new story and all these different quests to do

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It's going to be like playing the game again. That whole section took me I think like

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Four hours to do it and I still haven't done everything there

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I finished a game in like 20 hours. I know I know what a ride

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What a ride that was what a journey mother so we ain't we ain't gonna get it, you know khalisto protocol

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Whatever is fucking cool. Yeah, which is bad really because um

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It popped up on the instagram and I commented as what's the buttons podcast and said we're all over this

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Gonna buy it today and play it and then I read some reviews and went uh, I'll keep that there though

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Maybe in the christmas sales it will drop down

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You'd like to think if it's getting reviewed 50 out of 100 that they're going to drop the price of it eventually because people won't fucking buy

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I guess yeah, it's just a shame because I think it had a lot of

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Potential. Yeah, it's meant it's meant to look

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Fantastic on next gen and pc. It is meant to look really really good

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Um, but yeah, just just wasted potential by the sounds of it, which is upsetting

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What's that game called that we was really excited for i'm too tired my night shift

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No, you know the one with the guns that talk

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High on life, man. Yeah, when's that 13th of december? Yeah, that's the next one i'm interested in

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That's free on xbox game park. Yes, it is. So are we getting that on pc?

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And i'll be getting it on xbox fucking way. I saw yeah, like I say when I went on instagram

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There was that list of like upcoming games for the rest of the year and it looked quite cool. You had that new marvel

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Um, whatever. It was fucking cool on there. Is that on this?

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No, it ain't is it? Oh it is

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Is it out yet?

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Uh come out today marvel midnight sons. Yeah boy that come out today. Yeah

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I see it a long time ago. I thought that's gonna flop what a load of shit. It hasn't got a review

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It hasn't flopped. It's actually getting some pretty positive reviews

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What is it though? What's the what's the so have you ever played x-con?

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No, right. So x is made by the same people that made x-con, which is a

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Believe it or not

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Shooter so essentially like a board game. I'm looking at pictures of it now

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So you move you get a couple of turns to move and then you get to choose what attack you want to do like pokemon

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Yeah, and no really because you don't move in pokemon. It's just pick an attack job done

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Exit but there's like the the mini game of x-con as well. So you go out on a mission

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It will be restricting extract the hostage for this reason or however, you can choose what missions you go on you go out

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You extract the hostage you bring him back

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You the the hostage was a scientist you can put him in your weapons lab and get better weapons for your gear

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You're disgusting. Sorry, it's the crisps that you name your own characters dress them up level them up when they die

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They're gone forever. Do you know what I mean? Is this on x-con x-con? Yeah, so it's made by the same people as them

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So it's similar to that

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Okay, but with marvel characters, obviously and instead of

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Whereas in x-con

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They've got a famous thing where you go to shoot someone and it'll be a percentage chance like fallouts vat system

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But it was always well not always but whenever it was 95 percent you'd always miss 95 percent to hit you would always miss

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Why because it's just x-con. That's just the way it was. It's not fair. No, I'd be fucking fuming. Yeah

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Yeah, a lot of times they've got me killed

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Um, but they've moved away from that uh aspect of it and they're using a card feature now

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So you'll say you'll have blade wolverine and uh, dr strange on your team. You're moving about you're doing bits

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Each turn you'll draw six cards, but it's six cards for all of them

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So you might have two moves from dr strange's deck one from blade three from wolverines, etc

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And you choose your moves from that rather than a percentage chance. You just get whatever deck you've built out

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So it's like a it's a cool game

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um, it sounds really good the only if the game sounds fantastic and it's getting a lot of praise for its combat and

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gameplay where it's falling short is it's long but a lot of it is

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Oh, you've done a mission right back to the house. Let's babysit all these characters go around playing tennis and yeah

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People are not really enjoying that part of it, but the gameplay they're loving so once again another one

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I think i'll look at picking up in the future not a day one by but um

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Normally, I would have probably not paid it too much mind

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But where marvel snaps grabbed my bollocks dragged me for a fire and spat me out

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I'm kind of back into the old 55 quid

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55 quid marvel bro who sucked my ass. I hate that amazon

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Bang up a fake original price and then drop it down a tenner to make you think you're getting a deal

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I hate that shit. I ain't paying that though for it. I don't get it

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But it sounds interesting if you love it, then I then I have to love it

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I'm in the rules them are the rules much like marvel snap because after the last pod where I say

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We'll get on to that. We'll get on to that. No, we can just do marvel snap now if you like well

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Well, you sort of spoiled the flow now. We're doing marvel snap now

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Right, go on. I'm very one apologize. So like last podcast where I said, no, I'm not interested in it

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I thought ah fucking hell

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I went I have to give it a go then don't I because mark said he was like

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You know, he's got you down to a t and he went what are you fucking on about?

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He's like he knows how your brain works

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I went you're talking absolute bollocks and he went nah, he knows how you work and and I think it's true

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Because every single game we've spoken about and i've got night shit

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I've gone back and i've played it just to confirm that it's shit and it ain't

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I like it man. I like marvel snap me and stef have been playing it for quite a while admittedly last couple of days

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We haven't really

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Logged on to play stef tried to play it today and there's issues going on at the moment

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Which means you can't get onto it most of the time, but apparently they are

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Compensating players for that are you loading up now to say yeah, i've had no trouble or she couldn't get on

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Um, that's random. But yeah, I I enjoy it. I think it's I think it's good fun. Um

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I think I can count on one hand the amount of times i've lost

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Uh, so I load it up now and we'll see where i'm sitting. I'll tell you where the problem lies, right?

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Go on tell me. I'm so thankful gem don't listen to this. Give me all of your advice and

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They did let me explain the game. Let me explain to you. I think people can understand a card game

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No, i'm talking to you because you won't understand what i'm about to say to you

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Yeah, so there's pull one cards. That's loud. Is that mine? Is that me?

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It's yours. Oh, is it me? So it's pull one cards

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Pull two cards pull three cards. Yeah

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Your little green level at the top is your collection level. Yeah, so

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I think the first bracket you only get cards

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When you you know when you get unlock a new card, you'll only get cards from pull one up until like level

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188 or something like that. And then pull two is

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Fucking 300 or something because it goes up to like a thousand or something. It goes a lot. No 3000 or something

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It's further than that. I've seen people were higher

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Um, who's already that who's already that high that's just sad. YouTube is mate. YouTube is. Oh, of course. Um,

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Regardless, so there's them cards, right? So you you pull you pull the cards from pull one

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You pull all the cards from pull two and then

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You don't always get cards when you unlock a new thing. It can give you other things

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They've done an update

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This week adding pull four cards and pull five cards. So there's even more cards to get now

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But what they've added when you reach level 500 on your collector's thing in the store. Yeah

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Is that right? What is that? So there's now a thing called the token shop

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So say you've got so you're using like a a really cool discard deck that you've built but you're missing

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a key

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A key card a discard deck. Look at you. No, you know all the little fucking deck builds and everything

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I've played a lot of card games. Yeah

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And you're missing a card specifically instead of it just leaving up to random choice

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You you might not get that card for weeks and weeks because you're just not unlocking it the token shop now rotates

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Uh every six hours or so and there'll be a card in there that you can buy with collector's tokens

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The cool thing about it is

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If you haven't got the tokens for it

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You can pin it so it doesn't rotate out the shop. Oh, that's cool. So that's cool. So you can save it

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Yeah, yeah, I like that. Don't miss out. I like that. Yeah, but

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You when you get to level 500 it gives you 3 000 collectors tokens for free

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Fucking splash out and you can I saw a pool five card in there yesterday

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It was 6 000 collectors token. Did you nearly buy it? Well, this is where the problem lies, isn't it?

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There's a pack on here

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It's the only pack to be fair. It's on here for two weeks and four days. All right

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You get nine and a half thousand credits, which is an absurd amount

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3000 collectors tokens of which I have 3 200. Yep

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apocalypse different card apocalypse avatar apocalypse boosters

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seven and a half thousand gold

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Seven and a half thousand gold a lot that equates to about 99 quid. Yeah, there's a lot

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Could I drop a hundred pound on a mobile game? I've done it before I've done it before

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I've done it on star wars galaxy of heroes. What do you mean? Don't be so ridiculous 100 quid

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Yeah, you've just said no, no, you've just sat there and said i'm not gonna buy a calisto protocol because I don't want to spend the 45 pounds

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A blah blah. You want to drop a hundred bones on a card game on your phone. Let me finish

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You you petulant child go on. Sorry. I'm the child in this situation. Am I yes you all right? I

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Will be playing this game for a long time. I play it a lot of hours a day. No, you won't well, you don't know

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Level on this I am a card game connoisseur. It's in the triple digits. I see it

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You have no idea how long I played guent for? Yeah, but do you play guent anymore? No, because it moved to pc only

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Yeah, but I give you a pc and you ain't playing it. Yeah, because now it's still different now when I was playing it

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I knew everything you ain't gonna be you're all right. My money's your money. You can drop 100 quid on it

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So be fair. Oh is it thanks for the permission with throw down?

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I almost I think i've sunk in about 60 70 quid on that. There you go. Don't play that

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I drop a one on it. It's done. Isn't it? Fnito. Why am I still scrolling on the collection levels?

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When does it stop? It doesn't when does it stop? It doesn't stop. I told you there's people gone like three four five

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They just got it running on a pattern in there because it's just giving you the same shit

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It just gives you random stuff. No, it's literally I know it's random stuff, but the shit that they that you unlock is the same

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Like shit, so they've obviously been able to like code that in and then just keep it fucking running forever

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Because what am I i'm scrolled to?

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Oh

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Fucking hell

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15,434

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Yeah level because it gives you boosters then the collectors cash and it can change cards and currency

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Until there's an end there has to be an end. There's always an end to something. Well, i've reached um

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on the ranked rewards i've reached diamond rank now just for

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Clarification you start a recruit then it's agent then it's iron then bronze then silver then gold then platinum then diamond

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And I need to get to vibranium omega

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Galactic and infinite which i'm not going to be able to

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Not because I couldn't given the time

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I well probably couldn't if we're perfectly honest, but um

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Mainly because of the time left. There's only three days left of this season. What season i'm i'm level three

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Excuse me on the battle pass. Yeah. Yeah, but have you done the first 20 levels of the battle pass?

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Of course, I have them ridiculous. There's a 320 levels and then there's a premium pass also done the 20

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But I ain't bought the battle pass itself. Well, i'm level 64. Can I see my where's the fucking ranked bit then fuck off

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The bottom right next to the play button. Um, 26. Yeah, so your

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Bronze i'm bronze bronze 26 and then yeah silver gold platinum. So what does that go up to then?

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Infinite. I just said this

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Infinite it goes diamond vibranium omega galactic infinite. See now. I probably won't touch this game ever again

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Oh mate, it's got the secret sauce

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It really has got the secret sauce. It's got something

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It's got its hooks in every single person. I know

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South korea beat portugal

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Which means south korea go through in uriquia are now out

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Well, that's interesting bearing in mind uriquia. I think one two nil as well. Oh, that's upsetting

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Sorry to interrupt there. I'm just keeping tabs on the on the world cup. He loves the football. I love the sky bet

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I'm in the green. That's all that matters. I've stopped myself for now

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Yeah, that's interesting. Do you know when they scored in the 91st minute?

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South korea fucking mental you see japan yesterday. Yeah

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Yeah, okay a little controversy very close to fucking spain and germany leaving a group of japan costa rica spain and germany

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You would have got some mad odds for that because I had costa rica to win and only I only put a fucking quid on it

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Like one of those free bets thing and I would have got 40 odd quid back

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And I had both the scores pinned to my phone and when I looked I see that fucking costa rica were leading two one

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And that japan were fucking leading

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I was like what is going on and then looked at the tables quick and saw that would knock germany and spain out

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I was like, what the fuck's going on?

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That's crazy, but germany had gone and that's all that matters. You know what I mean?

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That's all that matters. They can sit there world cup in a row germany had gone out

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It's their third major tournament in a row that they have not

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um progressed

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Through the first stage of

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No, that's not true euros. Yeah, we beat them in the euros. Yeah, that's what i'm saying. We knocked them out

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Yeah, but they got through the first stage. Oh, yeah. Well ignore that bit, but it's their third consecutive major tournament that they haven't

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Well lived up to expectations. I suppose. Yeah haven't done anything half decent and they're one of the best teams in the world

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And clearly not anymore

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It does make you look and go hold on do we give england a bad rap because yeah

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But look at belgium as well ranked two in the world and they're out gone. They're ranked one for a long time

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It's upsetting. They won fucking diddly squat

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Yeah, the it's not upsetting at all come on england

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Um, we give them a bad rap. We're like, oh we drew with usa. Yeah, but

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Germany are losing i said this pain are losing france have lost. Yeah. Yeah, i had this conversation with mark today

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We're going off on the football that most people would enjoy this because i've got i found myself getting involved. I like it

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And i was talking to mark about there was an american guy that was talking about the american the usa england game

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england game and how for some reason the usa hyped up like england's their massive rivals when it comes to

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Soccer and it's just not the case, but that's where the rivalry comes from

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That's all I saw over twitter was whoever wins this decides whether it's called soccer or foot

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They're talking shit, but they they saw them play in england as this massive game

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Whereas england very much saw going against usa as another game

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Yeah, it's an important one, but it was just another game and this american guy said

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for america to get a draw against an england team that weren't even performing their best

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And for america to only get a draw against a lesser english

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team side

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Isn't a win for the usa because if we apparently according this guy and I believe him if england were playing top dollar

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The way that they should be would have fucked them up 100% of course we would tell you to win

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But like I say 90 minutes is 90 minutes of football. It's 11 men versus 11 men. You don't know what's going to happen

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That's why i'm fairly confident

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Trouble is if we win our if we win our game son, they will go through and we'll play france

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Yeah, but they've just fucking lost

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Yeah

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But they lost to tinnisia and they didn't put their full strength side out because they were pretty much already through

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So you can't really judge him on that but at the same point as I always say it's 90 minutes 11 men v

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11 men who wants it more it doesn't talent is important of course

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but it's mentality strength with character and

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Yeah, who wants it more? I don't I don't think england will win because the simpsons predicted it

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But I do think we'll do half decent maybe sammy simpson. They predicted it would be it would be france portugal

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And that portugal will win

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Not a chance. You don't reckon no way

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No way. I really i'm going I love that australia have got through

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I like that. I'll tell you now who's gonna win it go on three teams go on

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england

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Yeah

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France. Yeah or brazil

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And who do you reckon you reckon it'll be one of those three?

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Yeah, I reckon it'll be one of those three. I reckon it'll be brazil

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brazil

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If I put money on it, I'd say brazil. They're cocky little fuckers, isn't they? They're just too good

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They're so good and they know it that I hate that they know how good they are. They are so

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You know what? I mean, they're the popular geezer in school

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They fucking know that they're the bollocks and they work to that and I hate that

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I hate it so much because it's so true. You can't argue with them because they know they're the best

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Yeah, but you know, didn't you like we're the best uk gaming podcast. We are the and we know it

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Yeah, of course. We know it look at us. Yeah. Look look at us. Look at us in this heated room

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My gold sequin dressing gown i've got on embroidered watch the buttons thanks to the patreon's money a thousand pounds worth of funko pops

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plastic

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For just waffling into a mic

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I think um

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Yeah, I've I would half agree with that lineup. Like I said, the simpsons said portugal so I'll sort of put my money on them

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Yeah, people will laugh when I say england but having seen the performances

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of

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Similar nations of stature in the footballing world. It only grows my confidence. We are

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I'm spitballing here. I might be talking off key

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We might be one of the only teams that haven't lost

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In the group stage, I think we might be france have lost mark was saying he's lost

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I because obviously I go off of mark for a lot of my footballing knowledge

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He was saying that england have one of the strongest attacks in the world

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In terms of strikers

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Yeah, and brazil

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Probably rival us and and yeah when you look at france is mainly and bapé

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jerude and greaseman

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Yeah, i'd say so um

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It's decent. I fear no one. I fear nobody. I fear france and I fear brazil

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But as I say and I always say 90 minutes is 90 minutes. There's a difference between

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Saying so i'm a westam supporter. So i'm used to misery but put in context of

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Will westam win the premier league? No

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Could we beat barcelona in a cup final? Yes, it's 90 minutes

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It's 11 men versus 11 men over the course of 38 games of a season. It ain't fucking 90 minutes. It's like 120

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Well, yeah, all the added time over the course of a season. We're not gonna we're not gonna perform to the standard every game

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And and win the league but over the course of 90 minutes anybody can be anyone. That's why the fa cup is such a

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Worldwide renowned trophy. It's just a domestic trophy in england. You don't think of the spanish trophy like that

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You know, but they think everyone knows the fa cup because you'll get teams like akkerton and stanley knockout manchester united

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Is the magic of the fa cup? That is what it is 90 minutes

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11 men versus 11 men who wants it more you get south end united beat manu and that's just the way it is

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And that's why I I am I am quietly confident and now we're gonna lose to senegal

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This is the thing senegal ain't bad. No, of course they're not if you've reached the court fine

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Um the last 16 of the world cup you've done. All right, you ain't I'll tell you who I would fear and it's

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surprising it's japan

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because you're playing teams like that and you and you expect the england fans will expect to roll them over and everyone has and

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Look what's the reality is?

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They're fucking all over. They finished the top of their table. Yeah in a group of spain and germany. They're nuts

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They're nuts. They're way better than everyone thought you watch them. Yeah, but it's their drive

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It's not necessarily their ability. It's their drive and their

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Determination to get to every ball to run that extra five yards. They want it

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They try they change their tactics after the last world cup and they've caught it was called

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blue

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blue something

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And apparently it's paying off because they're fucking winning

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They've they've done something. Um, but I agree with you. I feel like

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I feel like japan is very much a nation of that grit and determination and and

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We will not fail. We will do everything that we possibly can

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um, I am

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Softly rooting for japan as well. I said it from the very first game

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If england aren't making it through like if they get knocked out and japan are still in it

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I'm i'm with japan. They always have another team. I had iceland a few years ago when they beat us

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and uh denmark I had because because of the danes I love vikings so i'm just like come on let's do it but

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But I always like the saying of uh hard work beats talent when talent don't work hard. That's so true in football

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Um, you can be as talented as you want if you're not willing to put the miles in and really run

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Then then you won't achieve anything. So uh the english style of football

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I like because I see it as like

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It's brutish we get stuck in we'll put the tackles in we're not we're not fancy flicks and tricks

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We'll yeah, we'll get the job in the midfield and we'll put the ball

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And we'll put a tackle in we'll put the boot in i'm excited for it

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We've got our next game on sunday, haven't we? Yeah sunday. Uh mark's already preempted that he ain't coming in on the monday

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I'm not in monday. Anyway, are you not? No, I've got uh, my daughter's uh first school play

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Oh, what's the play? Do you know? I don't know. I know she's a choir singer

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And she's been practicing her lines at home

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Um, nice that sounds cool. Yeah, she's she's she keeps telling us that she's not allowed to tell us what she's

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What she's got to do, but then she I can hear her singing her song

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About santa coming down that's so sweet

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I love that. That's cool. What time is that? Is that an early one? Yes in the morning. Yeah

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Half nine ten i'm like well, I remember them being in the evening when I was at school

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I swear it was an evening when I was at school

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Yeah, they changed it up a bit somewhere at evening because they used to do like different performances throughout the day, wouldn't they?

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Um, yeah, I think I think the later the older classes are going later in the day and the youngest class going in the morning

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They won't be allowed to go home after will they?

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I don't know. That's a good because I know I used to be able to go home after

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I don't know. I just decompress from my performance

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as mufasa

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In his dressing room with all the lights on fucking year five me

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Okay, too much for me I need to go I need to go and calm down

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Well quickly side note turn to alcohol at the age of five. Did you know that um, being a viking?

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Is something you take up you're not born into it

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Vikinger being a viking is somewhat of a profession

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Historically, um

418
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,920
You can become a viking

419
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:37,320
Whenever you want you aren't you aren't born a viking you obviously there were people that were

420
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,720
But you could be

421
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:44,440
A normal englishman and decide, you know, I want to be a viking. So yeah, there's still time for you

422
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,920
Yeah, but I don't know if that's the road I want to go down

423
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,520
Oh, you want to be born into it? No, there's just there's a few and I

424
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,680
I couldn't choose

425
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,120
viking

426
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,920
Witcher or jedi I couldn't make the decision

427
00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:00,200
I mean, yeah, but vikings are more plausible one because you

428
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,600
You ain't got the force

429
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:07,800
And and you ain't got whatever garrick's got. Yeah, but i'm also not burning down villages and well

430
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:13,000
Yeah, but yeah being a viking something that you can do you pick up that and I put it on application forms

431
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,880
No depends where you're applying. I can I put jedi on application forms

432
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:22,200
No, you know viking for the work for the work that we do which I won't say

433
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:27,240
I mean, I think viking would look very good on that. Yeah, but light saber would be better wouldn't it?

434
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,080
Done how much would it cost to shave your beard?

435
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:36,360
What you yeah, I can't remember what it looks like without a beard. I reckon you'd look ridiculous

436
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,920
Yeah, I would I got you'd think wow your chin's really

437
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:45,080
Closer when I shaved mine and I saw that fucking turkey neck sitting there. I was so upset. It cost you a lot

438
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:49,240
Oh, no, but i'm willing to listen to offers because I skint man

439
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:55,400
I'm so skint. Oh god. Christmas knocked you out. This ain't about gaming anymore

440
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,800
No, actually, it's just general chit chat. What christmas kills me because i've got

441
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,740
I've got my daughter's birthday in november

442
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:09,400
And uh christ and her party then christmas december for all the family

443
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:14,520
Then jerma's birthday in january tommy's birthday in february

444
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:18,840
Oh march is like something in it mother's day or satin

445
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:26,520
valentine's day is february as well isn't it not yeah, and then I have my other daughter's birthday in april. No, I don't april is

446
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,480
What's april easter?

447
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,760
You're asking the wrong person mate may my birthday

448
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:38,200
Yeah, it's just never ending then my other daughter's birthday in june. It's just never ending february is my birthday

449
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,360
up until like

450
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:45,560
June or july. I can't really save money. I save i'll go mad. I won't be this year either because we've got star wars convention

451
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,200
well

452
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,160
When's that?

453
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:54,040
Yeah about junish. I think yeah, it's around about my birthday and i've already planned to splurge

454
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:58,440
So I sort of saving I preempted christmas early on and I said to everyone

455
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:03,480
Don't get me anything. So I don't want anything. I don't want anything from anyone. Leave me alone

456
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,720
I'd rather you save your money in these trying times. I don't want anything

457
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:14,280
And the response has been fantastic because either some people have gone. Yes, wait, I ain't getting you anything either. I love it

458
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,800
Thank you so much

459
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,800
or other people have gone

460
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,040
25 quid limit that's what my mom's done

461
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:24,520
25 quid and that's it anymore. I don't fucking want it. I'm not interested

462
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:28,200
So this christmas will be one of the first christmas is where I actually haven't um

463
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,920
Haven't had to splurge a bit

464
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,200
So yeah, i'll throw a tenner your way as well

465
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,560
All right, brilliant. That means i've got a phone tenner back. Thanks for that

466
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,840
I mean, it's easy to get what you need in it. I know already then um

467
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:52,840
Where was we we've gone right off topic was we talking about marvel for a while marvel snap was where we was

468
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,280
um

469
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,760
Yeah, I titled it marvel snap help me

470
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,160
Because i'm stuck

471
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:04,040
If i'm having a poo i'm playing marvel snap from in a bath and playing marvel you're that all over it

472
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:11,240
In between games while they're loading i'm playing a quick snap. I'm getting a little snappy poos on do you um

473
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:18,120
You know the little cube the tesseract. Do you press that? Yes, you press it straight away. No

474
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,920
I fucking do I press it when I think I got a win

475
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:25,640
No, I press it straight off the bat before anyone's even placed a card key skill. I want eight

476
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:31,800
Key skill that i've developed and learned myself because i'm there's a lot of times where i like

477
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,600
There's pretty much no way I lose this game

478
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,280
I've snapped they are not snapping. All right

479
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:43,480
The skill that i've learned is if you're not if you don't snap on turn five

480
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:48,440
So just before they're gonna play their last card say you've snapped on turn three or four

481
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,720
When it comes to placing their final card

482
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:57,800
If you don't you can put your card down don't skip end turn because if you leave that

483
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:03,480
While they're waiting they're gonna think he's not confident here because he ain't he ain't playing yet

484
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:07,240
Then they snap thinking they're gonna get free cubes as soon as they snap

485
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,040
If you go, thank you very much and then you plop it down, you know

486
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:15,240
My thing is is is pure confidence in myself from the get-go

487
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,080
So I press that fucking tesseract the minute that game loads up

488
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:23,000
And they're all almost nine times out of ten the opposition goes

489
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,880
What an idiot and snaps as well

490
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:31,880
And then i'll just take it. I take it a couple times. They backed out by the third turn. They know they know they ain't got it

491
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,400
They give up. That's a lot of confidence for someone in bronze

492
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,640
I get there

493
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,920
One hand I can count the amount of times I lost this piece piece

494
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:48,600
Yeah, that's probably why I stopped playing it because I just like this is too easy for me. I've had enough of this

495
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,600
See you later

496
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,600
the issue of rewards

497
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:57,400
Collection is now fixed. We will be compensating all players more details to come

498
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:03,160
I've seen that there for a couple of days. I haven't read it lovely. I love a reward. Yeah

499
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,640
Especially when I haven't had it affect me, but i'm gonna benefit anyway

500
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:13,640
Yeah, you're addicted and that's good for you though. Yeah, I love it right now on to the meat and gravy

501
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,160
The tales from daisy

502
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,360
You've missed an entire section where there's my kickstarter in there

503
00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,000
oh

504
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:29,800
Go on then you didn't say anything either when me me you and connor spoke about those because I wasn't it wasn't me

505
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:34,360
You and connor it was you and connor and I invested in my very first kickstarter the other day

506
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:41,000
Very first didn't say anything about mine. Did you what do you mean my kickstarter my very first you're ronin? Yeah

507
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,800
We had an interview we spoke about it on the podcast you dickhead. All right fair enough

508
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:50,520
Carry on. Yeah, you need to switch on mate. We literally sat here and spoke about it

509
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,840
It weren't even that long ago. It was a couple of episodes ago

510
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,760
The witcher ronin

511
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,320
Is that the right one? Yeah. Yeah exactly

512
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:04,440
Yeah, and I sat here and slagged you off because you tell it turn up and you won't fucking touch it. That's still boxed

513
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,640
Exactly sealed. Yeah. Yeah ridiculous. All right

514
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,920
I on the other hand I spent the big bucks. Did you what did you back?

515
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:18,200
The last of us he went for the last the last of us board game. There's so much words and writing

516
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:23,160
Yeah, give me so there was the last of us board game and the elden ring board game

517
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:26,840
and i've been looking at the elden ring board game for a while now and the

518
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:34,620
The biggest addition which gives you all sorts of shit like every fucking thing has its own little figure like like alexander

519
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,760
iron fist

520
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:43,720
Um loads of cool shit, you know, I mean it's a big fucking game like two and a half thousand plus cards

521
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,280
big big game, um

522
00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:51,960
365 quid is the price interestingly. I think I saw you say that you could play it solo

523
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:56,520
You can play it so that's mental the last of us one. Yeah, you can oh the last of us last of us one

524
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,360
so

525
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,000
the elden ring one isn't endorsed by

526
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:03,320
bandai namco

527
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,200
um

528
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,200
Previously known as namco bandai

529
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,600
What they used to be called namco bandai and they changed it

530
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:19,880
They changed it so strange looks like fucking was it uh hermes and every

531
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:26,520
They're delivering off my shit for christmas as well so people aren't getting fuck all for me

532
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,920
Um, yeah, that wasn't that the elden ring one wasn't endorsed doesn't take anything away from it

533
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,220
It still looks fucking sick and then the last of us one popped up on kickstarter

534
00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:41,580
And that is endorsed by naughty dog neil druckman himself has given a review and has um

535
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:49,740
Uh said how good these are because obviously this the people that are making this board game have made a series of other board games

536
00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:56,060
And he said i've played every single one. They're all fucking sick. So it's got the director neil druckman's seal of approval

537
00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:59,260
Which is which is huge. We all make you're making a game

538
00:38:59,260 --> 00:39:05,180
We are a board game about a game and the person that's made that game has turned around to you and said that's fucking sick

539
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,500
You know, I mean you're off you're away then

540
00:39:07,820 --> 00:39:09,820
um and

541
00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:14,540
It was a lot cheaper than the elden ring one and then there like you say you can play it solo

542
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:16,300
And I love that

543
00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:17,340
so

544
00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:19,340
It was 130 quid

545
00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:23,260
For the kickstarter, um, and i'll i'll show you in a bit

546
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:28,140
You get a really cool box with a clicker on the side of it and a different bit of artwork. Um,

547
00:39:28,140 --> 00:39:31,740
um, you get a you get a uh a game mat

548
00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:38,540
A completely different board loads of cards, uh figures that are obviously unpainted you get a clicker bust

549
00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:40,620
Which is very cool

550
00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:41,660
um

551
00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:46,540
And it just looks fucking sick. So I thought I I would love to be able to

552
00:39:47,180 --> 00:39:51,100
Have a game like that. The last of us is such a big part of my gaming world

553
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:56,940
I thought a board game endorsed with that, especially now that i'm trying to get into the board gaming world with me and stef

554
00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,140
um

555
00:39:58,140 --> 00:40:04,460
I thought fuck it. I'll spend the money and i'll do it didn't realize that um, it weren't coming out anytime soon

556
00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:08,300
Didn't know that because I read it when it said december

557
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:14,540
Slash 23. I thought that meant december maybe heading into 2023

558
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,140
No, no, no

559
00:40:16,140 --> 00:40:18,140
It meant december of 2023

560
00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:23,420
But they'll fucking bill me. They've already billed me for it, which is great

561
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:26,780
Wait, thank you so much. I'm really happy about that. Thanks

562
00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:28,860
Um, so I gotta wait

563
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,860
I gotta wait a year for it

564
00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:38,380
I've waited a long time for my witcheronin and it was at that point when I backed that kickstarter that I realized

565
00:40:39,580 --> 00:40:45,420
That leaving europe costs money. Yeah. Yeah, because the postage i'm like hold on. Yeah

566
00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:48,380
We're not in europe. Yeah. Yeah

567
00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:54,140
Yeah, yeah, i'll be stung with that as well. That's nice in it. I can't I can't wait for that. Um

568
00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:58,220
Um, I still love it i'm still all down for it

569
00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:03,580
Uh, i'm currently trying to find it for you so you can have a quick look. How do you play solo?

570
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,900
That is what i'm curious about

571
00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:08,940
They needed 120 grand to be pledged

572
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:11,480
They have a

573
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:18,540
136 000 pounds that has already been pledged to them and it's got three hours to go. So

574
00:41:19,420 --> 00:41:22,300
Are they going to charge me? They are going to charge me today. I knew it would be today

575
00:41:22,940 --> 00:41:24,700
um

576
00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:26,460
so, uh

577
00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:29,420
I'm there's nowhere i'm sure I can find out

578
00:41:30,220 --> 00:41:32,220
How you can play it solo?

579
00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:33,820
uh, it says

580
00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:40,940
Carefully plot your route through the troubled landscape resolving immersive chapter cards at each location to gain vital information weapons and equipment

581
00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:47,820
Survival will depend on making different choices and on tactical use of item cards and custom dice to overcome a variety of threats including hunters

582
00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:49,820
fedra

583
00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:52,300
Agents and the dreaded infected

584
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:55,740
Neil Druckmann said i've been a massive fan of

585
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:03,520
theme-borns escape the dark board games escape the dark castle grab me with its bold black and white illustrations compelling

586
00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:09,660
RPG mechanics and interesting narrative choices with its spiritual sequel escape the dark sector

587
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:15,580
I loved the evolution of deeper mechanics and how easily they fit into the sci-fi genre

588
00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:21,100
Now I couldn't be happier to see their game design continue to evolve with the last of us

589
00:42:21,340 --> 00:42:27,020
We're excited to see joe ellie and more of our beloved characters take on new life through stunning artwork

590
00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:31,100
And mechanics that immerse players in the world of the last of us

591
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:36,700
Neil Druckmann naughty dog co-president everyone's gonna be all fucking over this when it comes out and you know

592
00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:41,820
What the make the best bit about is i've gone for the 130 quid edition. Yeah, it's called the all-in-one

593
00:42:42,380 --> 00:42:47,500
Yeah, the all-in-one edition. You know what made me buy it is because it said in the very small writing

594
00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:53,600
This edition and the items with it will only be available through the kickstarter

595
00:42:54,380 --> 00:43:01,900
And that means collector's money, baby. That means it'll be expensive after it's gonna be fucking sick. I can't wait. Look look

596
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:04,460
Look at that box

597
00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:06,460
Smile more look at it

598
00:43:07,340 --> 00:43:09,820
Oh, wow, you weasel shit. Look at this

599
00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:16,300
It's fantastic. Look at them figures unpainted. I get connor to paint them little rat. No, I wouldn't I wouldn't

600
00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:21,500
I'll have him all over them. Have you seen some of his work? Let's no I haven't well neither have I but let's see some of his work

601
00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:26,540
Look at that clicker mum. There's 25 of them. I could give you one for the fun of it. It's mental

602
00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:30,620
I'm all over it. It's gonna be sick. I can't wait to play it once and then put it in the cupboard

603
00:43:30,620 --> 00:43:32,620
I

604
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:36,300
Great it's gonna be great

605
00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:39,020
What a fucking sad life

606
00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:41,820
Anyway, that's not sad

607
00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:44,320
I was just excited. It's my first ever kickstarter

608
00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:49,420
And I went through the dangerous thing of having to flick through other kickstarters and I had to turn it off because there were so many

609
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:50,940
cool things

610
00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:54,720
The last of us escape the dark is a new board game of atmospheric

611
00:43:54,720 --> 00:44:02,500
Adventure set in the world of the critically acclaimed Naughty Dog franchise powered by the latest evolution of the escape of the dark system

612
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:06,660
The last of us escape the dark offers solo and co-op multiplayer modes

613
00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:11,620
Yeah, man, allowing up to five players to experience this iconic setting in a brand new way

614
00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:19,220
Yep playing as a group of survivors. You'll weave your own unique story of survival and companionship as you explore an open world map

615
00:44:19,220 --> 00:44:27,700
Beginning your journey in a forsaken quarantine zone. Your goal is to travel to the reputed safe haven of Jackson while keeping everyone in the group alive

616
00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:36,360
Carefully plot your route through the troubled landscape resolving immersive chapter cards at each location to gain vital information weapons and equipment

617
00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:44,660
Survival would depend on making difficult choices and on tactical use of item cards and custom dice to overcome a variety of threats

618
00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:46,580
Is this just what you read?

619
00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:49,580
More or less federal agents and the dreaded infected

620
00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:55,180
It looks very cool. I'm excited for it. I've now clicked on the Elden Ring board

621
00:44:55,180 --> 00:44:58,100
What would you you went for the biggest addition?

622
00:44:58,100 --> 00:45:03,160
Yes, possibly good. Yeah, there's a 65 boner in it and interested in that get nothing with it

623
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:07,060
You just get the gap the board game itself. You get 40 cards. You get small cards

624
00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:13,220
Fucking once that when you can have more you get card cases with my addition

625
00:45:13,220 --> 00:45:18,260
So I can put all the cards in cases Steph so excited when that turns up because she can't wait to sit down and put

626
00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:20,920
All the individual cards in its cases like a Pokemon

627
00:45:21,460 --> 00:45:27,780
Well, you didn't go for the big boy did you? Yeah. No, how much you pay? Well, how much is the biggest boy there?

628
00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:32,080
209 quid no, I had it discounted. That's why

629
00:45:33,180 --> 00:45:38,780
Retail. No. Yeah, you're looking at the retail one. What's that one? That's for if you're a retailer you get multiple of them

630
00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:40,300
So you can sell them. Oh

631
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:43,600
So it will come out in stores. Yeah, yeah come in stores

632
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:50,180
but the the the the addition that I've got and so the only one that we're coming out all in bundle 130

633
00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:50,580
Yeah

634
00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:55,180
Is the 65 pound edition one and then all the DLC and stuff with it

635
00:45:55,180 --> 00:45:59,340
You can obviously buy separately but the actual busts and the figures and shit like that

636
00:45:59,660 --> 00:46:04,060
You won't get them on the normal edition. They are an exclusive to Kickstarter

637
00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:09,480
And I'd have to find someone decent to paint them. I'm saying I'd look online

638
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:14,040
There'll be people online that do that just very quickly the Elden Ring one

639
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:21,460
They needed a hundred and fifty thousand pounds. They've gone over a million. They have a guess one point two mil

640
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:31,000
Three point one million pounds is what they've got and they got two hours to go. That's three point one million pounds

641
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,360
Yeah from only thirteen thousand people Wow

642
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:38,360
Wow Wow's is

643
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,360
Let me do the mess on that

644
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,360
Let me do the mess

645
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,360
Wait if you're doing it you got you got

646
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:49,360
Three three three million a hundred and fifty thousand seven hundred and fourteen pounds

647
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,360
Well, let's just say three million for ease of speech

648
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,360
No, get that hundred one hundred and fifty in there

649
00:46:53,360 --> 00:47:00,360
Give me exact numbers three three one five. Yeah zero seven. Yeah one four. Yeah divided by

650
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:04,360
Yeah, one three two four nine

651
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,360
How much

652
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,960
237 pound a person. Yeah sounds about right

653
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,860
237 pound a person that's crazy

654
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,280
That is mental. So yeah, the most expensive edition is

655
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:24,960
364 pounds and the addition below that is a much money, too

656
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:30,600
That is a lot of money you buy a PlayStation 5 for that so you can get the game on its own for 75 quid

657
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:35,600
Is that coming out retail? Yeah, that is as well. Yeah, I'll come out retail

658
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:38,240
It's nuts in it

659
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:42,440
It's not but the estimated delivery April 20 24. Oh

660
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,800
So you've got a wild weight on that but to be fair

661
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:51,400
I'll do ring tool be out to be fair you get so there's so much shit with it that I can understand that and

662
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:56,880
The expansion packs that you get with it the fucking the length of the campaign

663
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,160
It's crazy man. It's absolutely crazy

664
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:06,640
I still haven't figured out what MSRP is on Kickstarter because you get $216 discount

665
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:12,680
On MSRP. I've got no idea what it is. I tried googling it can't fucking figure it out

666
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,640
So that's whatever you get the iron fist Alexander

667
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:20,800
Statue that's very cool. That'd be worth a couple of Bob

668
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:26,520
Yeah, looks fucking sick MSRP is the manufacturers price

669
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:35,000
Manufacturers suggested retail price is the price that the maker of a $216 discount on recommends for it in customer

670
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:42,160
Facing retail stores understand how that works then MSRP is commonly a 2.5 to 3 times a wholesale price

671
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:49,120
I really need to have a wee not again. We haven't even got to the meat and gravy. I know kind of away. I'm gonna

672
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,920
So I pause it. Yeah

673
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:55,720
We'll be right back

674
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,660
We're back after I've had my wee-wees

675
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:03,800
Apologies for the little little interlude there. I couldn't hold it any longer

676
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:08,680
I had a cup of tea before we press record and it fucked me up. Where was we?

677
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:15,360
The meat and gravy tails from Daisy the meat and gravy. Do you want to start because you're the first person to

678
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:20,880
What you've just ventured if it weren't for dragon flight this world this game has rocked my world

679
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:27,600
I'll tell you now if it weren't for dragon flight coming out, which I won't talk about because no one gives a fuck

680
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,040
this game

681
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:35,880
Would have devoured me and I would have let it happen because after again again

682
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:41,360
Funnily enough again after me and I spoke about it and I shat on it. It's fucking fantastic

683
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:46,040
I jumped on it and I watched a couple of tips and tricks videos

684
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,920
I listened to what I said. I had to get my bearings

685
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,560
It's a running simulator

686
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:57,840
Until you find the gun and then it becomes something it comes becomes a whole nother world man

687
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:03,800
This game's fucking mental. I died because I ate some peanuts after I cut up a chicken

688
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,760
Make that make sense ridiculous. So fucking angry

689
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:12,760
So this for context is because he didn't have gloves on. Yeah blood on his hands. This game's fucking crazy

690
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:17,320
It's so in-depth. I try I had a fistfight with someone and had some rope on me. I knocked his ass out

691
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,960
I tried to tie him up. I thought it'd be an instant thing

692
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:25,240
It weren't takes a good 10 15 seconds to tie someone up. He woke up and he decked me

693
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,800
Fuming about it

694
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:31,320
Right now I'm logged out trying to stay safe

695
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:36,040
Because I finally am a bit stacked in terms of weaponry and food

696
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,080
I've got so much food man, you know, I mean food

697
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:43,080
I'm for everyone saying foods easy to find but I was struggling big time to find food

698
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,960
and

699
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,680
Let me go back a bit. Let me go back a bit

700
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,120
so

701
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:57,560
After this was my five hour character that got destroyed and I was very very upstep because in day z when your character dies

702
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,560
It dies you don't get to kill the enemy

703
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:03,880
It dies it dies. You don't get it back. You lose all your shit and that's it. You start again

704
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,880
You can go back and find your shit

705
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,960
But chances are it ain't there anymore. Like someone said on reddit

706
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,560
The gear the weapons the food that you have

707
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:18,600
Is not yours. It is not owned by you. It is just your turn with it

708
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,040
and that is very very very true and

709
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:27,960
Basically, I got some decent shit going on. I was surviving. I was eating. I weren't ill

710
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,280
Until I come across this fucking chicken

711
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:36,520
This chicken because I see it on a youtube video and it said when you're in a town or something nine times out of ten

712
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:41,560
There's a chicken locking around you can hear it and you can cut that bastard up and you get yourself some decent chicken

713
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:46,120
So I cut it up. I found it. I bashed it to death. I cut it up

714
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:49,720
I weren't wearing gloves. My hands were bloody and I knew this

715
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,560
I knew this I said to stef I need to wash my hands because I can't eat now

716
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,880
Because I'm gonna get salmonella poisoning

717
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,880
something like that and

718
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,440
I made the mistake

719
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,440
of going into my inventory

720
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,280
and

721
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:09,160
Eating it was a bag of rice. I had a bag of rice which said in the description that it needs to be cooked

722
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:14,440
But it gave me the option to eat it anyway, and I ate it forgetting that my hands were covered in blood. Boom

723
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,360
I'm ill

724
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,000
And when you're ill on this game, it don't disappear

725
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:26,280
It don't disappear stef googled it had to go and find antibiotics and take one every five minutes for the rest of my playtime

726
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:33,480
Or until it was gone tetracylid pills fucking stupid, which are rare as fuck to find can't find them anywhere

727
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:38,520
So I was struggling along with this illness and it's progressively getting worse. I'm now sneezing

728
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:43,560
I'm coughing zombies are chasing me because I can't stay quiet because i'm crouched down making no noise and it's

729
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,560
Zombies come running so I got to fight them off

730
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,560
um

731
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,760
You know what the real kicker is I ate that bag of rice

732
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,880
Panicked because I went for fuck's sake. I didn't wash my hands

733
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,520
10 foot next to me a well

734
00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:04,520
I could have washed my hands prince. I could have done it. I could have washed my hands

735
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:09,560
But no, so I set up campfire next to this well. I cooked my chicken. I thought fuck it

736
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,960
I'm already here. I'm cooking this and i'm eating it and I was living the life of Riley on that point

737
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:17,880
Because there's a little patch behind me where I could plant my my zucchini seeds

738
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,000
So I had an infinite amount of zucchinis popping in

739
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:25,320
It was dark the dark the night time lasts for about an hour

740
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:30,200
I was sick of it. I waited for it to become daytime. I went on the run again to try and find some shit

741
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:34,040
I ran into some people when I started my campfire and that's when the proximity chat kicked in

742
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:39,560
Because I begged these people to leave me alone. I said, please please just leave me alone. I'm i'm i'm dead already

743
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,460
Just leave me be I got nothing unless you want zucchinis

744
00:53:42,460 --> 00:53:46,620
Which for everyone else apart from america is a courgette

745
00:53:47,180 --> 00:53:49,180
Right. It's a fucking courgette

746
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:50,540
um

747
00:53:50,540 --> 00:53:51,580
and

748
00:53:51,580 --> 00:53:53,580
I went to this new town

749
00:53:54,060 --> 00:53:56,060
and basically what happened

750
00:53:56,860 --> 00:54:03,900
Is I became desperately ill and I said to stef I need to see what this handgun's like i'm going to die

751
00:54:04,460 --> 00:54:10,780
So I need to see what shooting a gun is like and I shot a zombie in the face killed it instantly

752
00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:14,380
Obviously, no, no, no, no, they come out of everywhere ash

753
00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:21,500
All manna of hell broke loose. There was about 10 of them charging towards me. Obviously i've run out of bullets in I

754
00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:23,180
I've run out of bullets

755
00:54:23,180 --> 00:54:29,580
I bring out the baseball bat I start swinging and I killed them all every single one of them. However, I was lacerated twice

756
00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:36,860
So I bandaged myself up with my bandages that I had made myself and also disinfected myself

757
00:54:37,180 --> 00:54:39,180
But it was too late. I'd lost too much blood

758
00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:42,700
And stef googled it again. Do you know how you get your blood back?

759
00:54:43,420 --> 00:54:50,860
Blood bags or it regenerates slowly over time if your food and your water is at the maximum it can be

760
00:54:51,420 --> 00:54:52,860
It's in the white

761
00:54:52,860 --> 00:54:56,380
But because I was ill every time I ate I threw up

762
00:54:57,020 --> 00:55:02,460
So I couldn't get my water and my food up and I had a little patch next to me where I could grow even more

763
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:06,780
Zucchinis, but I couldn't fucking eat them because I kept throwing up

764
00:55:06,780 --> 00:55:08,780
So what happened was I sat in a room

765
00:55:09,420 --> 00:55:15,340
Waiting for my zucchini plants to grow which takes about 15 minutes because I'd eaten them all and throwing them up again

766
00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:18,140
And just as I was about to harvest them, I dropped it

767
00:55:19,740 --> 00:55:26,300
Upsetting I was fuming because it was going so well and all of that happened because I cut up a chicken and I didn't wear gloves

768
00:55:26,780 --> 00:55:33,260
It's such a tale. I didn't wear gloves such a tale. It's ridiculous. What's storytelling? It's ridiculous. And right now right now

769
00:55:33,260 --> 00:55:35,260
I'm sitting in a house

770
00:55:35,260 --> 00:55:37,260
Hiding effectively

771
00:55:37,260 --> 00:55:41,260
Because I found a decent area with tomato plants and all sorts of shit

772
00:55:41,260 --> 00:55:46,140
And there's a lunatic running around with a double barrel shotgun scared the absolute shit out of me

773
00:55:46,140 --> 00:55:50,940
There's a little military bit and I went over to it to have a little look and he popped out of nowhere

774
00:55:50,940 --> 00:55:53,580
And I see him stand there looking at me and he pulled out the shotty

775
00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:58,700
I ran I ran for my life. He got off two shots didn't hit me pulled out a semi-auto

776
00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:03,660
Whatever it was. I just hear it blasting at me. I hid he got away

777
00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:10,620
He disappeared into the night and when I went back to my tomato plants, there was another geezer there with a double barrel

778
00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:17,180
Different geezer. He shot one bullet missed me stood in front of me got naked and fucked off

779
00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:21,660
So I've now got all this stuff, but I logged out after that scared

780
00:56:23,980 --> 00:56:30,620
That's my tale of daisy I have many towels that's going so far many towels. Well, just tell the one today

781
00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:32,620
I

782
00:56:35,420 --> 00:56:40,540
Play on a different map to you. I think I play on the vony. I think you play. Oh, you got you got the dlc. Yeah

783
00:56:41,260 --> 00:56:46,780
Yeah, I like levonia because it's green. It's all like hunting woodlands and stuff. Yeah, I might get a bonia

784
00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:47,980
It's much more

785
00:56:47,980 --> 00:56:50,380
I don't know. It's just easier to navigate for me

786
00:56:51,980 --> 00:56:53,020
Um

787
00:56:53,020 --> 00:56:55,980
So this towel starts in the bonia, of course

788
00:56:57,020 --> 00:56:59,020
Now the way daisy works

789
00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:00,220
Is

790
00:57:00,220 --> 00:57:02,220
I think chernurus is a bit different

791
00:57:02,220 --> 00:57:07,020
So in daisy you'll start at like the top of the map somewhere and the further south you go the better the loot is

792
00:57:07,820 --> 00:57:13,740
Um stuff like that and I think chernurus starts from like the left and the further inland you go the better the loot is

793
00:57:15,020 --> 00:57:19,420
Uh, so I i've started my 465th character

794
00:57:20,460 --> 00:57:22,460
Not knowing this one was going to be a good one

795
00:57:23,980 --> 00:57:25,420
And

796
00:57:25,420 --> 00:57:27,420
I've managed to get some gear on

797
00:57:27,420 --> 00:57:31,580
I've managed to get some gear off the rip and I thought do you know what fuck it?

798
00:57:31,580 --> 00:57:35,660
So i've cooked loads of meat. I've got loads of drink and i'm like i'm just gonna run south

799
00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:36,460
I got compass

800
00:57:36,460 --> 00:57:40,220
I'm just gonna run as south as I can and see how far I can get for once because normally

801
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:45,020
I mess around the towns up the top and I end up dying by someone shooting me or whatever

802
00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:49,980
Because what tends to happen people go south get all the gear and they fuck off back north and just kill everyone just kill people

803
00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:52,060
Yeah, it's harsh, man

804
00:57:52,540 --> 00:57:55,500
Um, so yeah, I thought fuck it so I head south

805
00:57:55,500 --> 00:58:00,620
And I go a long way and by the time I reach I've stopped off many places

806
00:58:00,620 --> 00:58:03,500
There's a lot more that i'm missing, but we'll just get to the important stuff

807
00:58:04,300 --> 00:58:06,300
I've headed south

808
00:58:06,300 --> 00:58:09,020
And i've reached a little hunting village

809
00:58:09,740 --> 00:58:13,020
As I come down the road, there's a there's a garage, right?

810
00:58:13,820 --> 00:58:15,980
Now I haven't seen anybody for hours

811
00:58:16,540 --> 00:58:18,860
Like hours now everyone's still up north. I think

812
00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:24,940
And uh, i've got i've got guns. I've got a sniper rifle. I've got bullets. I've got loads of food. Um,

813
00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:27,180
I'm proper

814
00:58:27,180 --> 00:58:29,180
And as I come up to this garage

815
00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:32,860
Well on the way up to this guy's there's a car in the road

816
00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:35,980
And it's it's usable so I jump in it

817
00:58:36,540 --> 00:58:38,860
and uh, but I haven't got a key for it

818
00:58:39,340 --> 00:58:43,420
Oh for fuck's sake is that in depth? Is it you need a key? Yeah, you need a key. You need the key

819
00:58:43,420 --> 00:58:46,380
I can't start it, but it's usable. I got in it and I was like beep beep

820
00:58:46,380 --> 00:58:51,820
That's probably not wise is it anyway? I jumped out. I ran up the road. I see a petrol garage. I was like, all right

821
00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:53,820
I'm near civilization

822
00:58:53,980 --> 00:58:56,380
And as I run forward there's a geezer there

823
00:58:56,940 --> 00:59:03,340
Heared he points his gun at me. You make that I unmuted my mic so quickly. Yeah gem sitting behind me

824
00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:05,340
I was like, please don't shoot. Please don't shoot. Please don't shoot

825
00:59:06,060 --> 00:59:08,060
friendly friendly friendly

826
00:59:08,060 --> 00:59:12,780
He's like hello. I was like, oh you you're all right. He's like, yeah, he's like um

827
00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:15,820
I was like, please don't shoot. I said i've never been in a gun before

828
00:59:15,820 --> 00:59:19,020
I said i've never i've never come this south before this is the furthest i've ever been

829
00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:21,580
It was like yeah. Yeah

830
00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:23,660
Me too. He said last time I got here

831
00:59:23,980 --> 00:59:25,180
um

832
00:59:25,180 --> 00:59:29,500
As soon as I got here, I told my son this is the furthest i've ever been I got shot straight away

833
00:59:29,740 --> 00:59:32,380
It was like when I saw you running down the road. I thought it was going to happen again

834
00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:36,140
I thought it's exactly what I thought was happening mate. He was like, all right. Well

835
00:59:37,180 --> 00:59:41,020
This is it's a funny conversation because whilst we're talking we're constantly left and right

836
00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:43,500
So we ain't shooting each other

837
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:48,300
Um, but he's like, well don't shoot me as I run off. I was like, I won't don't shoot me, please

838
00:59:48,380 --> 00:59:53,420
He's like no. No, I won't he was like anyway, i'm off to my workshop. I was like, all right. Best of luck, mate

839
00:59:53,740 --> 00:59:56,700
I was like, oh before you go because he's sneezing while he's talking to me

840
00:59:57,020 --> 00:59:59,820
And if you if you're close to someone with a cold they can give it to you

841
01:00:00,460 --> 01:00:04,140
So I was like, oh here take some multivitamins. I gave him some vitamins. Yeah

842
01:00:04,860 --> 01:00:09,980
Because I think they help he took them and he gave me he gave me a zucchini the fucking zucchini

843
01:00:09,980 --> 01:00:15,180
I was like, yeah, you know, it's like when like your trade man gives you a jumper for christmas. I was like, yeah

844
01:00:15,180 --> 01:00:20,460
Yeah, cheers for this. I'm not touching that. Yeah. Thanks. Yeah, you've got a cold. Yeah, you're ill i'm leaving that vegetable there. Thank you

845
01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:21,980
um

846
01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:25,020
So yeah, he went he went off to do whatever it is he was going to do

847
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:30,540
So I went into the garage. I was looking around constantly looking back to make sure you aren't going to come up behind

848
01:00:30,540 --> 01:00:34,540
Yeah paranoid now. Yeah proper paranoid and then all of a sudden I hear

849
01:00:36,220 --> 01:00:39,100
I said, what the fuck is that? He drive off in a military truck

850
01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:46,940
He's got a military truck and drove up the fucking road. I was like, oh my god fucking truck. Oh my gosh. Anyway

851
01:00:48,540 --> 01:00:52,220
I'll find out where I am. I'm at a place called uh palama or something

852
01:00:52,540 --> 01:00:57,740
I am south like really i'm near the bottom of the map. I'm like wow. I didn't realize i've gone this far

853
01:00:58,460 --> 01:00:59,500
um

854
01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:02,140
I gotta tell you I follow this little dirt track up this road

855
01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:08,860
Uh, and then there's like loads of hunting lodges i'm going in there. I'm like wow everything in here is like pristine

856
01:01:09,340 --> 01:01:15,020
High insulation. Yeah, loads of places to stack my gear. Yeah, this is sick. So i'm looting i'm looting

857
01:01:16,060 --> 01:01:17,340
brilliant

858
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:21,340
I log off because i've got stuff to do. Mm-hmm. I log back on

859
01:01:22,460 --> 01:01:26,300
I'm scared. Cool. I'm still here. Right? I come out of the door

860
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:29,100
I'm coughing. Oh

861
01:01:29,340 --> 01:01:31,340
Oh, you're ill no

862
01:01:31,340 --> 01:01:33,340
No, it's been a gas bomb go off

863
01:01:34,540 --> 01:01:38,220
And i've spawned back into a gas zone. No in the gas zones

864
01:01:38,700 --> 01:01:40,700
You need a gas mask. Yeah

865
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:45,900
All that shit, you need a hazmat suit all the you need the hood the boots everything i'm like

866
01:01:46,540 --> 01:01:52,300
Fuck so I sprinted to the next building and just sheer panic. It's cut me like four times. Mm-hmm

867
01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:53,740
um

868
01:01:53,740 --> 01:01:58,940
And i've only got three bandages cut you yeah cuts you what does the gas? Oh the

869
01:01:58,940 --> 01:02:05,100
Like that's not very fucking realistic. Well, whatever. It's a computer game, but it's got it's got to hurt you somehow, isn't it?

870
01:02:05,980 --> 01:02:09,820
So you can get you get radiation poisoning basically so it's cutting me

871
01:02:10,380 --> 01:02:14,700
And uh, i'm coughing my head off. So I ran into a lodge laid down

872
01:02:15,420 --> 01:02:19,180
I've got i've got uh, i've got three bandages i've cut four times

873
01:02:20,380 --> 01:02:22,380
So i'm like, what do I do?

874
01:02:22,460 --> 01:02:23,740
um

875
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,740
so I bandaged three times

876
01:02:25,740 --> 01:02:28,780
and I thought the only way that I can

877
01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:33,580
Get my fourth bandage is if I take my clothes off and cut them off. I'd say have you cut up your t-shirt or something

878
01:02:33,580 --> 01:02:38,620
But I I didn't want to do that. I was like if I do that, then i'm probably gonna die of fucking freezing

879
01:02:39,340 --> 01:02:43,100
Hypothermia, yeah, yeah, yeah, I really didn't know what to do. So I quickly googled what happens

880
01:02:43,660 --> 01:02:45,660
And if you don't heal a cut

881
01:02:46,220 --> 01:02:48,460
after like five minutes it heals itself

882
01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:50,060
but

883
01:02:50,060 --> 01:02:53,180
It will clot and sometimes you'll get like a poisoning

884
01:02:53,180 --> 01:02:56,060
Anyway, I didn't I didn't heal it and um

885
01:02:57,340 --> 01:02:59,340
Yeah, I got I got blood poisoning

886
01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:02,060
or chemical disease or whatever it was

887
01:03:02,540 --> 01:03:05,740
So I was like, right. Well, that's that is whatever it is, isn't it?

888
01:03:06,780 --> 01:03:08,060
um

889
01:03:08,060 --> 01:03:13,500
Anyway, I survived the gas disperses. Yeah, I think I need to find some tetracylene or whatever it is

890
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,500
There's a chance I can live

891
01:03:15,820 --> 01:03:21,340
And then I go into another lodge still looting and there's a grenade and a mine on the floor. I was like sick

892
01:03:21,340 --> 01:03:26,540
So I picked the grenade up. You know how it is. You like put it in your hand. Then you throw the chute over

893
01:03:27,660 --> 01:03:31,420
And it wouldn't let me transfer the mine over it's happened a few times where it wouldn't let me pick stuff up

894
01:03:31,820 --> 01:03:35,580
Said the gem is bugging out. So I quit out the game loaded back in it

895
01:03:36,140 --> 01:03:41,340
Still wouldn't let me pick the mine up. I was like fucking must have just been bugged out. I stepped on it. It blew me up

896
01:03:41,340 --> 01:03:43,340
You fucking idiot

897
01:03:43,340 --> 01:03:48,140
It was fucking set. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't realize you have to disarm them with screwdrivers and stuff

898
01:03:48,140 --> 01:03:53,900
But regardless of that, I lived because I live yeah, because I had mad like armor plate carriers everything

899
01:03:54,380 --> 01:04:01,420
So I blacked out. I'm completely blacked out. I wake up. I've got a broken leg. So I've got broken bones. Yeah, i'm

900
01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:07,660
Bleeding again, but i've managed to secure some rags or whatever. So i've i've healed myself

901
01:04:07,660 --> 01:04:12,220
Your t-shirt's blown to rags. Yeah, everything's ruined. All my clothes are ruined

902
01:04:13,740 --> 01:04:15,740
So now i'm like, well, what's going on?

903
01:04:15,740 --> 01:04:17,740
um

904
01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:25,180
So I was like, well, I don't really know what to do now so I stood up and like

905
01:04:25,980 --> 01:04:31,500
Shuffling along with my broken leg and then I just you just hear boom where you just collapse blackout

906
01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:34,300
I was like, what the fuck so I stood up again

907
01:04:35,260 --> 01:04:37,740
Just kept doing it what I realized is

908
01:04:38,620 --> 01:04:44,140
You can't stand up with a broken leg. Well, no, you I'd imagine you can't you have to heal it obviously

909
01:04:44,140 --> 01:04:48,780
I gotta get a splint together to heal it. I have to get a splint to get a splint on these

910
01:04:49,340 --> 01:04:52,860
Sticks and rags. Yep. The only way to get sticks is to

911
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:55,020
Open the door

912
01:04:55,020 --> 01:05:00,780
Crawl along the floor is pissing down a rain to a bush. So i've opened the door i've crawled along the floor

913
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:03,500
It's so funny. I wish we could animate this

914
01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:09,500
Like it's pissing down. Does that did that make you actually wet as well? Yeah. Yeah, of course it does

915
01:05:10,060 --> 01:05:11,020
um

916
01:05:11,020 --> 01:05:14,620
And i've managed to secure the sticks and

917
01:05:15,020 --> 01:05:20,220
I've got the bandages. I didn't have enough bandages. I had to crawl around to the houses each house

918
01:05:20,780 --> 01:05:22,780
I managed to create the splint

919
01:05:22,940 --> 01:05:24,940
He's cool around them

920
01:05:26,060 --> 01:05:29,180
Yeah, yeah, i've managed to create the splint and

921
01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:31,420
the

922
01:05:31,420 --> 01:05:33,420
Leg healed so I was better

923
01:05:35,020 --> 01:05:36,380
All good

924
01:05:36,380 --> 01:05:41,500
I've survived and this is what I love about daisy is you don't really have a goal. No

925
01:05:41,980 --> 01:05:45,260
You kind of do but and then things happen and then you're like it just

926
01:05:45,820 --> 01:05:49,980
Changes that all of a sudden i'm crawling along. I was fine. I was completely geared

927
01:05:50,220 --> 01:05:54,140
Everything was cushioned the first i've ever been I spawned back in a gas zone. I got cut

928
01:05:54,380 --> 01:05:58,380
I trod on a landmine. I blew myself up now i'm crawling around just desperate for life

929
01:05:58,620 --> 01:06:04,700
First person as well. Yeah, because I think it's better because it's better because you can't like peek around corners

930
01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:07,340
So you don't know if someone's around there and they can't do the same to you

931
01:06:07,340 --> 01:06:10,540
You can't like glitch the camera out to look can you it's much more?

932
01:06:11,340 --> 01:06:13,740
Immersive, but so that's cool, man

933
01:06:13,820 --> 01:06:19,340
Like i've managed to survive and and it's all good and i'm just amazed that i'm in this city

934
01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:24,220
So you're still kicking it. You're still you're back to being on daisies. I haven't finished the story. Sorry

935
01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:27,900
So yeah that that was good. So I carried on looting around the area

936
01:06:28,460 --> 01:06:30,460
All of a sudden i'm throwing up

937
01:06:31,180 --> 01:06:33,820
I'm not throwing up sick. I'm throwing up blood

938
01:06:33,820 --> 01:06:36,380
Yeah, you're fucked i'm fucked

939
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:42,140
Um, i'm bleeding every like 15 seconds my character's going

940
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:50,700
This this ain't this ain't good is it i'm throwing up blood constantly

941
01:06:50,780 --> 01:06:55,580
Yeah, i've had a look around the village. I I couldn't see nothing and I don't know

942
01:06:56,380 --> 01:06:59,660
How much you know about daisy, but I knew my time was at an end

943
01:06:59,660 --> 01:07:03,900
I didn't want anyone to have all my stuff. I think if you're throwing up blood

944
01:07:03,980 --> 01:07:06,780
I think I can figure out that you might be dying. Yeah

945
01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:11,500
My time was at an end. I didn't want anyone to find my stuff just laying there in a house

946
01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:15,820
Yeah, so I slowly because I was dying man. I couldn't walk or run

947
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:22,380
I took myself away from the village. I probably walked for five minutes. Yeah slowly shuffling

948
01:07:23,420 --> 01:07:26,620
Shhh, yeah into the woods and died. No

949
01:07:26,620 --> 01:07:30,540
I got on my knees. I went into the emote wheel

950
01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:36,940
I put the shotgun to my chin and I blew my own head off. You killed yourself. Yeah, it's a suicide

951
01:07:36,940 --> 01:07:39,500
You hit that suicide button. Yeah, I suicided. Yeah

952
01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:46,380
And everything was fine. That is that is fantastic. So you took yourself off like a dying cat

953
01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:49,900
Like an ill animal and you left everything

954
01:07:50,540 --> 01:07:55,260
Yeah, because I yeah, I see the suicide emote and it's you either have to have a gun or something sharp

955
01:07:55,260 --> 01:07:58,060
Yeah, you can do it with pretty much anything. To be able to finish yourself off

956
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:05,180
You went into the woods and blew your own brains out. I didn't want anyone to find my stuff. To touch your shit

957
01:08:05,260 --> 01:08:08,380
Yeah, and I'm the same but I don't want anyone touching my shit. My new character

958
01:08:09,100 --> 01:08:12,780
Has been alive for a long time. Funnily enough yesterday

959
01:08:13,420 --> 01:08:15,420
I rolled up on a village

960
01:08:15,580 --> 01:08:19,980
I'm only back in the same place. You're back in the same place so you know where your shit is. I'm looking around

961
01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:24,700
No, but that's that's gonna be long gone because every time a server resets anything that's left on the ground

962
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:28,540
Everything resets. However, I don't know if you know this because this is now my new plan

963
01:08:29,100 --> 01:08:34,140
I'm geared. I've got gear. I'm heading towards like a military base. I can see it in the in the distance

964
01:08:34,220 --> 01:08:35,740
I've looked on the map

965
01:08:35,740 --> 01:08:38,700
On my phone. I know kind of where i'm going. So my plan now

966
01:08:39,340 --> 01:08:45,980
I've got some water. I filled up my bottle. I've got literally a whole inventory full of uh, I keep getting chased by wolves

967
01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:50,700
All right. Oh you got animals in the shit. Fucking scary man when the wolves come bro

968
01:08:50,700 --> 01:08:54,620
There's like four or five wolves around you. There's bears everything don't see them

969
01:08:55,020 --> 01:09:01,340
Little chip for you with zombies and wolves and stuff like that. If even if you're just like a little bit elevated they can't hit you

970
01:09:02,300 --> 01:09:06,540
So if you're getting chased by loads of zombies just run jump on top of a car and they can't get you

971
01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:10,940
So you just punch them up bro. Oh, is it five six seven zombies just bosh have that your mug

972
01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:14,460
um, yeah, I keep some of that I got caught by wolves

973
01:09:15,180 --> 01:09:15,980
I

974
01:09:15,980 --> 01:09:20,860
Ran, yeah climbed up this little tower and I shot every single wolf

975
01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:23,500
Mate they dropped some meat

976
01:09:23,740 --> 01:09:29,200
Yeah, I bet cut them up and there's nothing more satisfying right and just making your way through the countryside

977
01:09:29,420 --> 01:09:33,260
Wolves are kind of fuck run up this thing shoot these wolves cut them up

978
01:09:33,900 --> 01:09:34,940
20 minutes later

979
01:09:34,940 --> 01:09:37,900
I've made a fire and i'm fucking cooking up these wolves

980
01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:42,300
I'm sitting there munching on the wolves that could have killed me and I have been attacked by wolves

981
01:09:42,540 --> 01:09:44,540
Uh that life I just told you about

982
01:09:44,540 --> 01:09:48,860
And they fucked me up that I was bleeding the zombies were getting me as well

983
01:09:49,340 --> 01:09:52,860
And I laid in a dark room because it turned night time

984
01:09:53,180 --> 01:09:55,340
I laid in a dark room for over an hour

985
01:09:55,740 --> 01:09:58,620
Just playing marvel snap until it got light and my blood went up

986
01:09:59,980 --> 01:10:03,100
But yeah, anyway my plan now i'm in the same village I was

987
01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:06,940
I'm more geared than I was got a bit more knowledge

988
01:10:07,740 --> 01:10:13,420
I'm moving to the military base and then once i've been there whatever I can secure whatever i've got

989
01:10:13,420 --> 01:10:16,940
I'm going back north back to near the spawning zones

990
01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:19,900
And i'm gonna bury my stuff

991
01:10:20,380 --> 01:10:21,420
because

992
01:10:21,420 --> 01:10:26,940
Once you bury stuff it can't reset. Yeah, like if you put it in a box or whatever

993
01:10:26,940 --> 01:10:29,340
You haven't just dropped it you've done an action with it

994
01:10:29,740 --> 01:10:35,500
Yeah, and then if I die, I know I'll know where my stuff is I can go back and get my stuff

995
01:10:36,300 --> 01:10:37,100
and

996
01:10:37,100 --> 01:10:42,060
Once my stuff's buried then i'll travel like i'm gonna make a little sack instead of

997
01:10:42,060 --> 01:10:44,300
Because there's like so many things I didn't realize man

998
01:10:44,300 --> 01:10:49,180
Like I thought having a bigger backpack would be better carrying more stuff, but it's not your stamina is so low

999
01:10:49,260 --> 01:10:52,460
Yeah, your bag's big enough. You can't jump over things

1000
01:10:52,460 --> 01:10:53,100
Yeah

1001
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:59,020
So my plan is to bury all the stuff that I don't need to carry all the time like bullets, can openers

1002
01:10:59,420 --> 01:11:03,420
Yeah, I find them all the time they're always in the sheds and stuff. I'm gonna bury my stuff

1003
01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:07,100
In a in a in a crate if I can find a crate

1004
01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:12,700
And then then i'm gonna have a little sack and i'm gonna run around and acquire nails

1005
01:11:13,100 --> 01:11:18,540
A hammer all that sort of shit and then i'm gonna build a little base and that's where i'm gonna

1006
01:11:18,940 --> 01:11:21,020
Always have my stuff. How does the building work?

1007
01:11:21,020 --> 01:11:24,700
Because i've been to a couple of places where people have put up walls and shit and you can't get through them

1008
01:11:25,180 --> 01:11:28,460
Yeah, it's hard man. You have to smash them up. It takes ages. Yeah, you'd be there flucking out

1009
01:11:28,460 --> 01:11:33,980
I'll go yeah go on youtube and you'll watch like daisy raids and stuff. Yeah there forever. Yeah teams going

1010
01:11:33,980 --> 01:11:37,820
How do you put walls and shit up because I know you can take car doors and all that shit

1011
01:11:37,820 --> 01:11:41,580
But obviously you can't put it in your bag. You just have to walk around carrying it. Yeah, so you're like

1012
01:11:42,860 --> 01:11:44,380
uh, you'll need

1013
01:11:44,380 --> 01:11:47,980
Uh sticks you'll need to chop down trees with like an axe

1014
01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:54,620
And carry the logs and you'll literally build the wooden fences with the nails and the hacksaws and it's literally

1015
01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:59,580
You know like you know when you do fencing and they put like a post and then a wire goes across to like measure

1016
01:11:59,740 --> 01:12:01,660
It's all that comes up

1017
01:12:01,660 --> 01:12:04,940
It's in depth bro, but i've because i've never done anything like that. It's gonna be new

1018
01:12:04,940 --> 01:12:07,500
But I want to know that whilst i'm doing that

1019
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:13,180
If someone comes up and shoots me, yeah, because obviously i'm just gonna be walking around carrying trees

1020
01:12:13,340 --> 01:12:18,060
I'm gonna be easy target. But at least if I die i'll be like, ah, well, I'll just I know where I am

1021
01:12:18,140 --> 01:12:23,660
I can go someone digs up your shit. Yeah. Well, they got a fine. That ain't easy is it but um

1022
01:12:24,220 --> 01:12:29,100
What one of the coolest things I see yesterday was someone said, um

1023
01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:33,500
Um, the best thing about dayz is you'll never know everything and that's true

1024
01:12:34,140 --> 01:12:38,140
uh just yesterday I found out that what people do if

1025
01:12:39,100 --> 01:12:42,540
Uh, if they're running up on you in a house or whatever and they don't want you to know they're there

1026
01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:44,940
They'll take their shoes off

1027
01:12:44,940 --> 01:12:47,500
They'll use rags and make foot wraps

1028
01:12:48,220 --> 01:12:50,780
So they make very little sound you know what else they do?

1029
01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:56,780
Gag themselves with a bandage in their mouth. So you can't hear them. So you can't hear them breathing or nothing

1030
01:12:56,780 --> 01:13:00,940
Fuck it. So they come in like some ninja like a mummy

1031
01:13:01,740 --> 01:13:05,580
With all these wraps around their feet and mouth. A ninja mummy just to fuck you up, isn't it?

1032
01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:10,860
And and that's crazy. Have you tried talking to anybody with a helmet on you can't hear them. Mm

1033
01:13:13,740 --> 01:13:14,540
Yeah

1034
01:13:14,540 --> 01:13:19,740
Well, one last tiny little tale it take 10 seconds in between them lives that i've just said

1035
01:13:20,460 --> 01:13:22,720
My current life and the life that ended previously

1036
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:28,000
I had a little life. I was just running around. I had a little little bit of this little bit of that nothing major

1037
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:31,760
And I run up and this geezer he had some stuff. He was like

1038
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:36,640
Do you want some food? I was like, yeah, please i'm i'm gonna die. He's like, yeah you go

1039
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:41,440
He dropped like an unknown food can that is really good actually that gives you a lot of energy

1040
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:44,560
And I was like, oh cheers man. Thanks for that

1041
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:50,640
Munching the unknown food can as soon as I put that food can to my mouth. Yeah bang. I killed you

1042
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:51,600
Yeah

1043
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:57,360
Straight dead. What a knobber what dickhead but yeah, that's the fun of the guy something I would do. Yeah

1044
01:13:57,360 --> 01:14:02,320
I know that's what jem's the worst that geezer. I met in a petrol garage when we didn't want to shoot each other

1045
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:07,440
She's like shoot him Steph's like that. I met I met a geezer and he gave me some stuff

1046
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:11,520
And he didn't talk to me but in the proximity chat I said to him

1047
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,080
Because he he didn't run up on me

1048
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:17,280
He just stumbled across me and I had a sickle in my hand and he had nothing

1049
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:22,960
He was a fresh born and I said to him I said he was hiding in a house because he see me and he shot himself

1050
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:27,440
And I went mate. I said I ain't interested in touching. I'm just waiting for my tomatoes to grow

1051
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:32,320
I said you come out the house. You stay in there. I said don't give a fuck but I was like I ain't gonna hurt you

1052
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:39,120
Just calm down. Um, because he was like frantically trying to hide in the house and i'm standing in the window looking at him

1053
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:43,360
I'm going mate look to your left. I can I can see you. I'm here and

1054
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,560
And he didn't say anything he or she whoever it fucking was

1055
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:47,600
and

1056
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:51,600
They come out the house and again, I reiterate I said look I said i'm not gonna touch you

1057
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:56,800
I put my sickle away and I pointed to the tomatoes and I went i'm waiting for them to grow

1058
01:14:57,680 --> 01:15:00,080
I'm leaving you alone if you leave me alone

1059
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:05,520
Um, and he walked off and I just hear Steph behind me. She's like kill him

1060
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:11,920
She's like go and kill him. I'm not I'm not gonna leave him alone. She's like kill him

1061
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:18,560
Like the devil on my shoulder. She's like I just can't kill him. No, no, I left him alone. Um, yeah

1062
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:21,920
I had another my first proximity chat experience was with

1063
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:27,440
With this geezer. We just both spawned in and conveniently spawned in next to each other

1064
01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:30,320
And he like said hello

1065
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:32,160
And I was talking to him

1066
01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:37,280
Uh, and I was like, I was like, please I was like just leave me alone. Um, I was like I ain't done anything

1067
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:39,280
I've just spawned. I got fuck all leave me be

1068
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:41,360
anyway

1069
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:43,280
He took one swing at me

1070
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:44,960
And then left me alone

1071
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:48,480
And I thought i'm not having that so I run up behind him and digged him in the back of the head

1072
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:52,160
and I don't know if the internet was being a bit waffy, but

1073
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:55,360
The punches weren't sinking up, you know what I mean?

1074
01:15:55,360 --> 01:16:00,960
So he was he was proper digging me in and I was trying to get a punch in Steph's behind me like real life

1075
01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:06,260
Why aren't you hitting hit him defend yourself? I'm fucking trying i'm trying

1076
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:09,920
Not paying attention to the stamina bar at the bottom, which is now depleted

1077
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:15,280
I'm like, I can't fucking hit I can't hit anything. Anyway, i'm screaming in the proximity channel

1078
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:19,280
I fucking leave me alone like leave me alone and he stopped and he went you sound irish

1079
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:25,600
I went I ain't fucking irish. So I took another swing at him. I'm fucking irish and he starts standing there

1080
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:27,600
He's running man. He's like conor mcgregor

1081
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:33,040
While i'm trying to swing at this geezer and i'm not landing fucking anything

1082
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:38,240
And he takes a step back and he ran up to me and he went here's the kabib and

1083
01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:41,360
And then he just fucking cracked me around the head and I was dead

1084
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:44,480
That's crazy

1085
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:46,960
I was I died and um

1086
01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:52,160
Because he he knocked me out twice and resuscitated me brought me back to life

1087
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:57,440
Just to just to punch me in the head again and knock me down and he finally killed me and I turned around to stef

1088
01:16:57,440 --> 01:17:00,160
And I went that is the best thing that's ever happened to me in a game

1089
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:04,880
I just had the shit kicked out of me and this geezer screaming at me. He's calling me conor mcgregor

1090
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:09,280
I was like what the fuck is this because that's my first experience of a proximity chat

1091
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:16,720
I've never played a game with that before so I found it really really odd. Yeah, I changed my um setting because it's tap to talk

1092
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:20,560
And I changed it to voice activation. Yeah, that's what I do

1093
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:26,400
I just keep my I press the mute button on my control when I changed it back to push the talk because you can double tap

1094
01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:28,400
It and it locks it on does it?

1095
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:33,120
Because it's left on the d-pad in it if you tap it once it activates it for about five seconds

1096
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:37,360
But if you double tap it it permanently keeps it on you just double tap it again turn it off

1097
01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:39,440
Maybe I'll change to that then I didn't know that yeah

1098
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:43,600
I thought that was much easier because we have your running or so you can quickly just go tap tap and then you can talk

1099
01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:48,320
To him although to be fair. It's probably the same because I just press the unmute button on the remote and then I'm talking

1100
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:53,840
Obviously fucking like proximity chat that people won't be able to see this but have you seen um

1101
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:56,960
A very funny clip from pubg

1102
01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:00,560
And it's

1103
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:02,000
Is a guy

1104
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,040
well

1105
01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:05,040
I

1106
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:08,000
Cracked me every time is this suitable for yeah?

1107
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:11,360
Wait

1108
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:23,280
No, don't do this

1109
01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:25,440
Just find it. I just found it hilarious

1110
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:29,280
I saw that years ago and it just popped in my head after that proximity channels like that

1111
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:32,720
That that just gets me going. It's so fucking funny. I love it

1112
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:38,960
It's just an amazing game and there's nothing in the world that's even close to it like

1113
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:40,880
the

1114
01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:46,080
No game makes you anxious like i'll be sitting. I made a campfire for myself yesterday

1115
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:48,800
Just out in the open

1116
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:54,080
The nervousness. Yeah, and the anxious. Oh, yeah that creeps in you're hearing bushes and you're like

1117
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:59,920
What was that? Yeah, yeah, someone there. Yeah, because when it's night time, you can't see fuck all no

1118
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:04,320
Yeah, that's why that's when I tend to do all my cooking and stuff. Yeah, but yeah

1119
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:07,840
It never ends. It's it's literally

1120
01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:11,520
How you would do it in real life is how you would do it in this game

1121
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:16,320
Yeah, you have to you have to put real life things in your mind down to reloading the gun

1122
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:20,000
You're so used to just pressing square and reloading that gun

1123
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:26,080
But no you have to you want to reload your gun you have to take the magazine out of the gun

1124
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:31,760
Obviously the magazine is is now in your hands, but you can't have a gun and you can't have two things in your hand at once

1125
01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:34,400
So you take that magazine out of the gun. It's now in your bag

1126
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:38,640
You now need to put that back put that gun in your bag or drop it

1127
01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:40,880
Take the magazine back out

1128
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:46,400
You then need to combine that with the bullets and you manually put the bullets into the magazine

1129
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:50,960
And then you have to put your magazine back into your bag get your gun into your hand

1130
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:56,320
And then combine the magazine back into that because you can't do it the other way around for whatever fucking reason. I don't know why

1131
01:19:56,880 --> 01:20:03,600
Um, that is you don't need to do that part now what I realized when you once you've got a magazine in your hand

1132
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:08,800
Hmm, if you've got bullets in your inventory, you can just reload it. You don't need to combine them

1133
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:12,560
Oh, do you know you just got a magazine in your hand? You can know you just hold

1134
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:18,400
Uh r2, I think it is. Oh and it'll reload it. It'll just load the magazine with the bullets. Yeah

1135
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:24,160
Unless which has got me the bullets you've picked up are in a box because you can get you gotta take around the box

1136
01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:30,240
You gotta unpack the box. Yeah, which then gives you some paper and you can you can cock one bullet your chamber one kind

1137
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:34,320
Yeah, you can i'm often running around with one bullet. Yeah, because i haven't got a magazine for it

1138
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:38,640
It's just it's just in depth to to a point. Have you had your gun jam on you?

1139
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:43,120
No, I literally that one time I shot a gun was the only time because I don't find guns

1140
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:49,200
I don't I find I ever find a gun with no bullets and no magazine or I find a magazine and bullets

1141
01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:52,480
No gun, I find a gun with bullets. No magazine

1142
01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:55,680
You know little things like that. Um, one of the tips I

1143
01:20:56,480 --> 01:21:01,440
Started using straight away was because i'm so used to and everyone needs to do it in it. It's don't loot everything

1144
01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:08,080
Don't pick don't pick up the shit that you don't need you see you see a double barrel shotgun sitting there

1145
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:11,920
Don't pick it up unless you intend to keep it and use it because you now have a

1146
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:16,080
Shotgun with no bullets and you have to go and find yourself some bullets

1147
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:20,160
So waste of time if you ain't gonna touch it don't have it another little tip for you

1148
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:24,240
I often i've only just started doing this myself if you see like a shotgun on the floor

1149
01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:28,000
Um, and you look in you press the touchpad. It'll say in the vicinity

1150
01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:31,520
Yeah, you'll see the shotgun if it's got like a little white bullet

1151
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:38,160
That means it's got bullets in it pick it up double tap triangle if you if you want the bullet but not the shotgun if you

1152
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:39,920
Double tap triangle just go

1153
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:44,640
Pull the bullet out. It'll sound like it goes on the floor, but go straight in your inventory then just put it in your gun

1154
01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:52,000
Um, but my trouble is that I i'm running around with too many guns, man. I've got a sniper rifle. I've got a

1155
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:53,440
uh

1156
01:21:53,440 --> 01:21:55,440
desert eagle silenced

1157
01:21:55,440 --> 01:22:01,520
Um, it's fucking silenced deagle. Yeah, i've got um, I've got a double-barreled shotgun

1158
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:04,800
and i've got uh

1159
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:11,440
I've got an assault rifle as well. I can't carry them all but I am i'm like I don't need them all but I don't

1160
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:16,560
What they're all pristine. They're all pristine. I've got bullets for them all but I don't know what ones to drop

1161
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:21,680
You've got even carved my shotgun up. I cut it in half to make it a study sort of yeah

1162
01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:25,120
You've got all of that. I beat someone to death with a tin of beans

1163
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,400
This is the levels we're at

1164
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:31,040
I got nothing like that

1165
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:37,040
Clark is the one that does all the building man. He's done all the building before so i'm trying to we're trying to meet up

1166
01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:40,320
So I think if yeah if you jump on the phone here, hopefully we can all meet up

1167
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:44,160
We can all have our little base if I jump on it. I'll have to jump on it on first person

1168
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:46,240
I like the third person view

1169
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:49,200
Um because I feel like I can see more of what's going on

1170
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:52,880
Yeah, that's why first person only everyone's on the same playing field then

1171
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:58,240
I know everyone's on the same playing field anyway, but because obviously you can switch between can't you?

1172
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:01,360
But I suppose there's servers where they are first person only

1173
01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:08,640
I play on 2074 first person only that's my one favorited. Anyway, we've been going on about this for ages

1174
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:10,720
I could go on about it for much longer

1175
01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:18,800
Um, maybe depending on how long i've played daisy maybe tales of the tales of daisy and my journeys will continue until I stop playing it

1176
01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:21,280
We'll save that for a patreon

1177
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:23,280
Yeah, we'll save that for the patreons

1178
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:29,920
But yeah, um that'll probably do us we've probably been going for much longer than anticipated

1179
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:35,200
Way longer way longer than we anticipated but it's good. It's good for the people listening. Yeah

1180
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:39,680
I'll just quickly double check that text make sure we ain't missed anything out what we've been playing

1181
01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:45,040
We've already pretty much covered that in we fuck it. Yeah, we're done. We're done. We'll go away

1182
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:47,680
I need to have my dinner

1183
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:52,640
Yeah, I need to have mine as well. So thanks so much for listening all that bullshit

1184
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:55,600
You know all the socials and blah blah blah blah blah

1185
01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:57,120
um

1186
01:23:57,120 --> 01:24:02,400
Don't worry about socials the important ones the patreon money patreon.com give us money forward slash

1187
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,400
I need to buy them. What's the buttons?

1188
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:08,800
We need money for christmas. Come on this turkey ain't gonna buy itself lad

1189
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:12,240
Exactly, right. See you later. We're fucking off. All right