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We're live and it's just me because Ash is taking a shit right behind me.

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Guttertear straight away on this episode. I can't be arsed to wait for him.

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We filmed this, you'll be hearing this on a Friday, but we've recorded this on a Thursday because of things going on.

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So there's been absolutely zero preparation time. The coffee's fucking cold. It's cold in this room.

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I've got fucking thin socks on. He's having a shit. It's gonna stink when he opens that door.

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He's gonna get in the way. It's fucking annoying. It's a shambles.

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And he said he would be five minutes. It's been longer than five minutes, innit?

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It's ridiculous. You need to hurry up, otherwise this is gonna be me talking and I ain't got that much to talk about until you're here.

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So I, you know what I mean? I mean I can start by thanking the Patreons.

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Thank you so much for your continuous support. We are edging closer to getting the equipment for having additional people on this podcast.

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So thank you so much. We really, really, really appreciate it.

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And we will continue doing what we do and trying to improve ourselves and not start a podcast with one of us trying to take a shit.

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That might be step number one to improving ourselves.

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And improving the experience for you guys to listen to.

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So thank you so much. If you don't know the Patreon, it's patreon.com forward slash whatsthebuttons.

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Go give us some dough if you don't wanna. That's fine as well.

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Um, oh. Are you here?

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This is ridiculous. This is fucking stupid.

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What? Huh?

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Still in his work gear. Fucking samples. You're treading mud everywhere all over this gaff as well. It's lucky it's not a carpet.

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This is ridiculous. This is the worst one we've done.

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Hi guys. How was the poo?

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It was good until you started shouting at me. Hurry up!

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Thanks Patreon. Thanks maggots. I heard that.

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Yeah, it's a bit rushed. It's a mess. It's just gonna be a...

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We just want to put something out as always because we want to be consistent. You know what I mean?

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Yeah. We're both trapped on a course tomorrow so it makes it difficult for us to do this.

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We love learning.

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Yeah. We don't, do we?

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I love learning.

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Get on with it now that you're back and you've finished having your shit. By the way, Portugal still haven't scored against Ghana so that's upsetting.

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I'm glad I didn't bet on this one. Mark Manisters got me in a sky bet. It's not good. It's really not good.

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I bet a five on Belgium to win 7-0 yesterday. It was a 1600 quid payout so I thought I was going to be rich.

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Is he happy that you just said his full name?

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Fuck him.

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Okay.

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Fuck him. Keep that. People can send letters to his home. Whoopsie daisy. Should we get on before I do something else?

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Stray. Stray, stray, stray. It was only the other day in the van. Mark... I was going to say his last name again.

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Mark was on his phone and he turned around to me and went, oh, Stray won game of the year.

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And I nearly slammed the brakes on him. I went, don't be so fucking stupid. It's a very good game. But I said that ain't game of the year.

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And it turns out he wasn't talking about the game of the year. He was talking about the ultimate game of the year, which is a different thing because it's from Golden Joystick Awards, if I'm right in saying that.

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Is it bad that I haven't heard of that?

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Yeah.

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Have you heard of it? What is it? Isn't it... It's community run, isn't it? All the votes are entirely the people.

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I'm unsure as to what it is, but I've heard of it.

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Right.

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Professional podcasting gaming people we are.

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We never claim to be, so stop fucking shouting and going, oh, if you don't know what that is.

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There's no preparation. I've had no chance to Google anything. I barely had a chance to make a coffee. He's taking a shit straight away.

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Got headaches, still in my work gear. I haven't washed. Stuck in traffic, bollocks.

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I haven't washed either. I just had to spray some deodorant. It's not good. I was going to have a shower. But again, you stole that from...

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Oh, fucking hell. Yeah. What was he doing with this segment?

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I don't know. Your idea. Quick, chuck those ideas together.

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I believe... I think that it is... all the votes are just purely from the players themselves.

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So according to the player base, Stray is number one. Now, I know you've never played it, but I have.

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And I think it's very, very good. However, if it wasn't you playing as a cat, I'm not entirely sure that it would be number one.

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What are you looking at? What's that?

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When you write 28,008 on a calculator, it says boobs if you turn it upside down. But it doesn't on the phone.

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Well, it does. Of course it does. Yeah, but not really because it doesn't have the...

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It says it would be Zed. What are we doing? Why have you done that?

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I don't know. Where does that come from? Carry on. Sorry. I tell you what. I was trying to find my stopwatch and I went on the calculator by accident.

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Your stopwatch? What? You're trying to time this? Yeah. I just want to know how quickly we can fuck off.

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The People's Gaming Awards is a video game award ceremony. It awards the best video games of the year as voted for originally by the British general public.

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But it is now a global event that can be voted online via games radar. So it is. It's the part. It's... We the people have voted for that. I think you're wrong.

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Not me. Don't count me in that. I think you're wrong because I wouldn't have voted for that. It should have been Elden Ring or God of War.

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You know what I mean? Anyway, that's that bit done. You've got to fucking add something to this because I'm as unprepared as you are.

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If you ain't adding fuck all to this then it's going to be awful. I do run the show.

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This one. Star Wars Jedi Survivor. I've got no idea. Exactly. That's what I mean. Most of this is going to be me anyway.

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It's not going to be you because I'm looking at WoW. And that's it. Daisy. Oh yeah, this is mostly you.

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This is awful. I wouldn't listen to this. Well I would. And I will. To get them views up.

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Anyway. Star Wars Jedi Survivor. What is this shit? What's going on?

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Rumours I had that it is going to be revealed at the Game Awards. Is it just a...

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We know it's coming. It's been a trailer already. But we don't know when. It's supposed to be next year. People were touting it for March.

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Obviously a follow up to EA's very successful Jedi Fallen Order. Yeah.

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A game that you put on and went, oh it's beautiful and then never played it again. Yeah, I played it for about an hour. Absolutely fucking fantastic.

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I'd have to go back to that at some point. It's very very good. Can't wait to see what the story takes us hoping for the reveal of the Game Awards.

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Like super duper hoping. Do you know if there's any credible people that have leaked it? Yeah, yeah. Loads of credible people have leaked it.

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So it sounds like it. It should be there basically is what I'm saying. So I don't know off the top of my head when the Game Awards is.

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So whilst I talk really slowly. Survival game? What is a survival game? No, that's what we're saying. It's a survival game is it? No. Is it not a survival game? No.

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Why is it? It's called Jedi Survivor. Is it a sequel to Fallen Order? Two weeks away. Two weeks today is the Game Awards. Yes, a sequel.

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Sequel to Fallen Order. So obviously me being a Star Wars nerd, I like the way I like where it fits into Star Wars story.

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Very interesting time. It's set just after Revenge of the Sith. Anakin turns to Vader. Spoilers. If you don't know that you're an idiot.

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And then the gap between him turning into Vader and then obviously Luke Skywalker growing up. So you see, I won't spoil it.

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There's some characters in there that everybody will know from in the first one. So if you have any interest in Star Wars, even if just a minute piece, I strongly recommend Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order.

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And then you will be ready for Jedi Survivor early next year. Yeah. How long is the campaign on Fallen Order? Can you remember? Yeah, you'll breeze it bro. Probably about 15 hours maybe.

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Was that it? Yeah, it's not long. Was that it? I thought it was a long campaign. It's an EA game. They don't do single player games. Remember they say single player games are dead. Maybe I will.

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And then they're their best selling games. Of course they are. Maybe I will because I got four days. I got four days until the old Dragonfly comes out. It's still not out. I swear every week you say it's out.

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28th. I've said the 28th. Yeah, breeze through that. I may have said the 26th by accident. You'll breeze through that. You'll like it. It's got all the combat of like, it's got the Dark Souls Elden Ring kind of jive going on.

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What Fallen Order does. Yeah. It's like you go to a checkpoint. If you die you have to go back to the checkpoint before you get to that checkpoint. I thought you were talking shit. It is. Pick up your bits and pieces. It's got some cool boss fights.

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Very good. Very good game. Love it. Tried to platinum it. The map is really difficult. I put it on the other day again to platinum it and then something came out so I installed it. I've got quick internet now so I can download games.

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Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's no drama. I saw someone test their internet connection or their internet speed on TikTok and they had five and a half gigabytes. I thought I had 140 megs. I just said that. I was gassed.

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That's silly isn't it? I'm sitting here like a peasant on 60. It's painful. Yeah. It's the first time I've ever had good internet so it's kind of blowing my mind. Can I just say World Cup's been boring really. Oh you're fucking dumb. You are so dumb. No, no, no. There's a lot of nil nils is what I'm saying. No. You haven't been watching them. Nil nil. One nil. Seven nil. Two one. Nil nil. Four one. Nil nil. Two one. That's seven nil. Spain's seven nil. That was boring. And it sounds silly to say that but I watched that.

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Name two of the scorers. What from Spain? Yeah. I can't because I was flicking through TikTok. Yeah because you haven't got a clue. I'm not good with the names. What was your favourite game you've watched so far? Favourite game that I've watched so far. I know that everyone on this pod knows that I really aren't that interested in football but for some reason the World Cup has grabbed me. Me and Mark are religiously listening to the World Cup podcast on our way to work and that covers about two hours. Every single day I was kicking off this morning because Sky Sports are a bit late on releasing this so we didn't get to watch that. You were. Yeah. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I

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was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. we didn't get to listen. You don't do that um and we've been watching every single game. You know, it's other than like the 10 o'clock ones cuz obviously we're working but the one o'clock and onwards. Yeah, it's decent. I got Mexico in the sweepstakes. so I'll give **** all for that. can't wait. Um my favourite game that I've seen so far, Japan, Germany. Yeah. Yeah, no, named one of the scorers. can't honestly can't I went to football fan. I won

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it though. Yeah that's why you like it. Because I bet Japan to win and Mark said what the

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fuck you doing then it come through but it was a decent game. I don't know any of the

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people but I like watching it. I mean I'm learning, I'm learning. Let me learn. He wants

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to hurry up and get this done so he can watch Brazil- Serbia. I do because Mark's got Serbia

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on the sweepstakes. Has he? Yeah. Guys, that's bad news. Yeah it's not good. No I'm really

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liking it so far. I think it's decent and I think you're stupid for saying it's boring.

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No not boring, just a lot of nil nils. Yeah but you just told me that you've only watched

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one game. Yeah because I've been busy mate. Yeah but we've all been busy. It doesn't sound

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like you have. We do the same job so I know full well that you've got time to sit there

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and watch at one o'clock. I'm not talking about work. Hey hey I'm working. I've got time to

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watch football bro. I'm working and then I'm back and then I've got stuff to do. I'm a

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busy busy man. Yeah? Yeah man. Can I have it on your phone in the background? Yeah sometimes,

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not very often. Anyway, Jedi survivor. Can't wait. This is great. This is great. Is it

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well? This is terrible isn't it? This is how bad it is when we don't get to plan anything.

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Is it any better than this normally? I think it's normally a little bit more streamlined

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maybe. It's cold in here isn't it? Are you cold? I've been cold every single time and

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you eat every single week. I know. We'll put the heating on soon. What the fuck are you

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talking about now? I know it was scheduled to be on tomorrow. I apologise. I apologise.

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I want to talk briefly about World of Warcraft and my absolute excitement. Yeah that puts

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me in the mood to talk about it when you fucking lean your head back and close your eyes. I've

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got a bit of headache. I was just going to sit back and take this time to listen to the

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sweet serenading tones of Rhys Linden. No one's listening to my sweet serenading tones.

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It's good man. Pre-patch phase two is decent. Obviously you've got the new Drakthir evoker.

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Very very fun class. You're just flying around as a dragon. I quite like it. The DPS spec

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of it is a bit shit. Fun to play but damage wise it's a bit waft. The healing side of

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that class though is fucking phenomenal. It's crazy. So I've sort of re-downloaded my healing

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add-ons and done shit that you wouldn't have a clue what to fucking do in a million years.

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It looks all technical and it's fucking... But it's good man. There's a little live

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event that's going on where you've got all the different elements. So fire, wind, earth

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and water spawning out of the ground on certain areas and you've got to fucking kill them

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and blah blah blah. So everyone's just doing that and sometimes they have a chance to drop

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bits of gear and stuff. So I've just been spamming that but I've got everything that

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I needed in two days because they've released catch up gear and shit. So if you haven't

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been playing WoW at all they'll release a load of pre-patch gear that you can get quite

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easily to give you a little head start when Dragonfly comes out. And I've got all of that

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in two days. So I'm back to square one basically. I've got nothing to do. So I'm just counting

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down the four days until it comes out. And I'm annoyed because I've got no holiday to

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book. So I can't even book the time off for it. But it's good fun. It's good fun.

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How have you got no holiday to book? You've booked it all since April.

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Yeah. I went on holiday twice, haven't I? Oh you did. You silly Billy.

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Yeah. How stupid of me. Cool man.

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I'm going to stop talking about World of Warcraft on this one because I don't think anyone listening

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gives a fuck either. And they're probably all nodding their heads when they listen to

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that. I don't think any of you, you the listeners, give a fuck about World of Warcraft. I don't

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think any of you play it and you're wrong-uns for not playing it.

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It's just good filler in between my bits. It's filler. It's fucking filler. Yeah.

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It just means I haven't got to talk for the whole time.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once again, I'm excited that you're excited.

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I was in Nerdbase the other day picking up some Funko Pops.

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Sponsor us. But give me a fucking Funko Pop that's got

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a mark on it. Viserys Targaryen.

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No way. It's got a mark on it. It's brand new. And

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then Steph was like, no fucking, grab another one. Swap it out. Grab the other one. Swords

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bent in half. The only ones there. So I've had to take it. It's only 11 quid. It's not

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fucking, it's not the worst thing in the world. And they had an Evie Fry statue in the box.

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You know, like, you know, the second floor at the back with the cabinets and shit. It

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was sitting up there and Steph's been hunting for one for years, for years and years and

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years. And I can't understand it because when you go on eBay and stuff, they're about 250

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quid. What?

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In there, 125. Now what's wrong with it? So I can't understand that. How are they turning

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a profit on that? 125. Still a lot of money in here. I'm having it though. I'm going

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to go back and I'm going to have it. So, so you got her on the Funko Pops now? No, Steph's

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not on the Funko Pops. She comes with me, don't you say, when she comes to NerdBest.

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And they're doing a Black Friday. It used to be me. They're doing a, well, you're fucking

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busy all the time, so I don't bother asking anymore. I don't get asked, mate, do I? Let's

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be honest. No. It's a fucking piss tape. To be fair, it was a Sunday, so you weren't

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available. Why wasn't I? I just know that you weren't available. You didn't ask. No,

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I just assumed that you wouldn't be available on a Sunday. That's the answer, isn't it?

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You assumed. Yeah. Never assumed. Steph come with me anyway and they're doing a Black Friday

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deal. There's shit there that's cheap and I'm going to go. I'm going to go on the weekend

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and have a look at it. Cheap tomorrow? Why is it cheap tomorrow? I sent you the reason

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on Instagram. Oh yeah, it's you that fucking, wait, what? Shut up. What? What did you send

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me? I sent you the thing that said, hey, Black Friday, come on down. Oh yeah, it was you

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that showed me. It's always someone else, isn't it? Never give me any credit for nothing.

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It's bullshit. Well, I'm going to go. I'm going to go and I'm going to have a look.

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And I'm so tempted. That's what we should have fucking banged on a little bit, is that

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Elden Ring board game. Well, go on then. Did you see the Kickstarter for that? Yes, I looked

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at it. It's very expensive. No, no, no. Yeah, but did you see? I can't understand why it's

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so expensive because they basically, it's really bad. I don't know the fucking the people

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that are making it, but basically there's an Elden Ring board game Kickstarter and their

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goal was to get $125,000 and I had an email come through saying that they'd broken a million.

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Yeah. So it's Ewan Moore from Gaming Bible, Alex Radcliffe from Board Game Co, Matt Jarvis

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from Dicebreaker, GamesRadar and Ben Sledge the Gamer. The board game looks fucking sick.

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I'm just interested in the minis. Yeah. You've seen how expensive some of these editions

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are. So the first one's what? 70 quid and you get the board game and a DLC. Second one's

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150 odd quid and you get like most of the DLCs on it. So the 70 quid is like a 20 hour

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campaign and then the 151 is a 40 hour campaign and you also get the iron fist fucking pot

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figure thingy and the most expensive one is like 360 odd quid. It looks good though. But

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you see how many people are fucking pleasure. Most of them have gone for the 300 odd quid

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one. I don't know if it's sick. Look at it. I know it's fucking cool. I know it's cool.

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That's why I suggested we get it and we play it together but you poo pooed it. So I won't

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bother. I was going to pay for it. Yeah but it doesn't mean that I just know what. But

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I was going to get the 151 because I really wanted the special shit. I'm not paying 350

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odd quid for a board game. 364 pound. Everything in the kickstarter. Oh it's mental though

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man. 100 plus minis. Two and a half thousand cards plus. Two and a half thousand cards.

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90 plus hour replayable campaign. Realm of the graph. For 360. Weeping peninsular expansion.

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Two and a half. Stormvale caster expansion. Flying dragon agil expansion. Urd tree avatar

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expansion plus all daily unlocks worth an additional 100 pounds. I didn't understand

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the daily unlock things and I don't know what that current, that discount thing is on whatever.

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I don't know what that is. All I know is none of this makes sense but I want it. Two and

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a half. It's even got Godric the grafted. Look at the size of it. Yeah you can paint

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those models though. You see how they purposely made them grey so you'd be able to paint them

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however you want not that we fucking would. Flying dragon agil. You just know that when

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that comes out. Need to speak to our boy Conor if you want him painted. Urd tree avatar.

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That's going to be worth a fortune isn't it. Well Conor's fallen off the fucking face of

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the earth. Yeah he got married and realised it was too good for us. He fucking disappeared.

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I got married years ago. I didn't leave you behind you little rat. Fuck you gone. Dropping

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and out of my life. Yeah. You drop out again that's it we're done. He has disappeared.

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We're in a group chat with him and he's been absolutely silent. No well done on the podcast.

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This episode's really really good. I'm really enjoying this. I've been showing everyone

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this episode. You need to listen to this. Fuck all from him. But we still love and respect

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him. He just needs to. It's dwindling. You'll be listening to this. You watch we'll get

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a message come through. We'll get a message come through about 5 o'clock in the evening

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on Friday. We'll get a message from him. I love you guys. But you reckon back to the

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board game. You reckon that will be almost like a collectors kind of thing. Or you think

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it will become mainstream. Mainly because it's not. It's just Elden Ring. It's not

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Bandai Namco doing it is it. So it's not like official. It's like someone making a God of

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War board game or whatever and it's not made by Santa Monica or endorsed by Santa Monica.

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So it's not real. It's cool but it's not going to become like a thing. No well they must

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have something to do with Bandai Namco. Otherwise they wouldn't be able to just make an Elden

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Ring board game without some form of. It's fan isn't it. You can do what you want. I

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could make a thing if I want. I don't mean it's going to look good but I could make one.

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But this does look good. It looks fucking amazing. I mean I'm a bit. I should think

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so for the money. I'm a bit daunted by two and a half thousand cards. Obviously you wouldn't

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end up with that. Yeah it would be a long game of snap wouldn't it. That's fucking.

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That is crazy. Me and Steph struggle a little bit with well I struggle a little bit. She's

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fucking sweet with it. Ashes were born. Reborn reborn. And that's only got like fucking under

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cards in it. It looks good. It looks good. I might get it. I might get it. I might not.

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And if I do get it then we'll have a little dabble in it and try and figure it out. But

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again we've got to find spare time outside of the podcast to do that. And it's just crazy.

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I've got such a crazy life. No spare time. It looks good but it don't look as good as

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Marvel snap. I see that on the list. Why are we talking about this shit. So we get that

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out of the way. Marvel snappy snaps now. Yeah because that's still still going on. Fucking

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why do you think I'm so long doing a poem. Well what. So I was sitting here waiting to

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do a pod. You're sitting on sitting on your ass evacuating your bowels. During a poem

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playing Marvel snap one win one loss. Well I'm sat there guy asking you to come on.

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Hurry up. We've got things to do. The coffees are getting cold. Yeah I was playing Marvel

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snap. I don't think it's that good. I'm going to have to give it another go. All right.

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Just to say every single person I've said download it to is fucking obsessed with it.

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It doesn't matter though does it. It doesn't mean that it's good. I don't give a shit if

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you like it. I couldn't give a fuck. I love it. They all love it. That's all I'm saying.

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If you don't like it. Why are you coming at me on a Thursday with this sort of attitude.

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I'm tired and I'm ready for war mate. What do you mean. I'm ready for war. You want a

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fucking battle we'll battle. At the end of the day. I'm Marvel snap. Do you like it.

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I don't care if you download it and you hate it. I couldn't give a monkey's if you love

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it. Great. If you don't. Who gives a shit. We're supposed to vibe off of each other's

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opinions on gaming. Yeah. Well so why. Why. Because you fucking shit on everything. Why

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what. What have I sat on. Every single game. No I haven't. That's shit. I played it for

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12 minutes and it was. God of War is a prime example of this. You're talking out your ass

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man. You're just fucking butter because you mentioned FIFA once and I said it was absolute

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dog shit which it is and you're just holding on to that. Hated FIFA. Hated God of War.

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I didn't say I hated God of War. I've never said that either. You never played it. You

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never played God of War when I met you. No you're stupid. I had played God of War. I

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just couldn't be arsed to go through it. It weren't holding me. Remember the conversation.

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It weren't holding you. God of War weren't holding you. Yeah and now look. Got you into

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that. What else were you saying. Elden Ring. I'm gonna fucking sell this shit. It's a shit

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fucking wank game. Yeah but everyone felt like that. No they didn't. They fucking did.

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Everyone felt like that. They did. To make excuses. Marvel Snap. It's fucking shit. It's

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just like that other game they used to play. No it weren't excuses. Look just because we

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can all be a souls born veteran like yourself. No. Some of us had to. I don't preach it.

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You preach it. No you fucking preached it. No. Some of us had to deal with Elden Ring

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and that fucking tree bastard at the beginning. Come in. That tree sentinel. I fucking saved

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your arse. Got you through the first boss and then that was it. And then I was away.

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And then I overtook you very very very quickly. Because you cheated. I didn't. How did I cheat?

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Mimicked you. That's not a cheat though is it? Exploit. I used exactly what the game

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gave me. You knew it was OP. And your orders as well. So that's why you overtook me. No

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you're talking shit. That's why you overtook me. I overtook you because I overtook you.

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And you get like 12 hours a day more than me to do what you wish. I overtook you because

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I become better at the game than you. Arsehole. What? You. Right. You got it out of your system.

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Nope. What was we talking about? Marvel Snap. Sick game. Love it. Every breathing second

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of the day if I'm not doing anything I am doing that. I don't go on social media anymore.

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I am playing Marvel fucking Snap. I'm flying through the battle pass which I bought. The

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other week. I'm spending no money on it apart from the battle pass. And I am getting new

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cards daily. Multiples. I am making decks. I'm smashing beat all over the place. I'm

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getting smashed all over the place. Am I getting upset? Sometimes a little bit. Not too much.

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I'm up in platinum rank. I am forking flying. Has a 9 out of 10 on Steam and a 4.6 star

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rating on Google. It's actually mental. I watched the developer update because it's

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only been out two weeks. See that? 4.6 stars. 179,000 reviews. It is crazy. The developer

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put a YouTube video out the other day explaining the future. It's only been out two weeks.

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Obviously he had early access. All the things that are coming to it. It's obviously brand

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new. They're releasing one new card a week. The amount of stuff they're going to add is

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just nuts. The roadmap is crazy. I've never ever ever in my entire life been into a mobile

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game like this. The closest would be Pokemon Go. It's the closest I'd ever be to be. And

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even then to this stage. Because the games are so quick. You can just smash them out.

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You can have a game that lasts like three minutes. Two minutes. And you just get such

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a reward. The best free to play game I've ever played on console or phone. Because it's

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so free to play friendly. It doesn't lock you out of anything because oh refresh your

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gems or you can't play for 12 hours. And none of that. You're just constantly leveling up.

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Constantly unlocking cards. Card variants. Getting credits and gold. It's just great.

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Really really good. I will give it another go and see how we get on.

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Genuinely. It's fantastic. If you like it. Like if you don't.

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Have you seen this pal kiddie thing?

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I know what I'm talking about. I'm not on TikTok.

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I know but you might have seen it on Instagram or something like that. It looks like that.

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No it looks like a. No they didn't. It looks like a DS.

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Gameboy.

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Gameboy. And it's got like every single older game downloaded onto it. PSP games. Fucking

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Nintendo. Pokemon.

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Is it legit? What do you mean?

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Is it a legit thing or is it like a botched thing someone's made?

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No it's a legit thing that you can buy but Andrew at work bought one in. He bought one.

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And we were playing it. His cost him 100 quid. Get it on Amazon for 123 quid.

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I know people that. See a lot of people that don't play games would be up for that. They

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like them little games.

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But Mark flicked through it as well. What's it called?

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A pal kiddie. Spell it. P-O-W-K-I-D-D-Y-C. They should be fucking sponsoring us now for

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plugging that one.

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Oh yeah.

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And it's got like every game downloaded onto it. And it's got back triggers on it. All

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sorts of shit. And Mark was playing fucking Tony York on it.

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Tony Yorks?

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Yeah yeah man. It's got fucking everything on it.

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Proper games.

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This sounds like a proper advert. I promise you it ain't an advert.

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I wish it was.

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It's just filler.

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15,000 games built in.

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Yeah yeah yeah.

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Jesus H Christ Fenton.

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And I think it's got something like a six hour battery on it. Something like that.

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Yeah that's cool.

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But I see it on TikTok and I thought I'd ask Boggs. It's actually Boggs. And then Andrew

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brought one in. I was like this is fucking shit. And it looks decent man. Like screen

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wide. It's decent. Real decent. For fucking around out and about.

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I like it. I might get one for Christmas.

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Once I found out it had Pokemon on it. All of them.

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It's a bit of a crispy one.

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Keep my eyes on that.

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I don't think it's endorsed by any of the developers of the games.

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One day you're going to be like sorry we're going to have to shut it down.

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I don't think it's legit. Well yeah but once you got one you got one.

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It's not supposed to be installed isn't it?

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Yeah it's not an online thing.

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Yeah I just thought that was quite cool.

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It's very cool. Anyway we should probably move on.

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I'll keep my eyes on that though.

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It is all emulated. All of it is emulated obviously. So that tells me that none of it

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is endorsed by Sony.

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There's no way it would be endorsed. 15,000 endorsement of games.

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Yeah but that's just crazy for 120 quid for that.

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Yeah it is. It's worth it.

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I just find that mental. Cool. Might get one.

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Very cool.

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Nice little review. What were we talking about?

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World of Warcraft.

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Marvel Snap it was actually.

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Marvel Snap. So I've now enabled that on my phone so we can play around.

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Is that online? You can play with other people?

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Yep.

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You've been playing with all your other friends yeah?

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No but mentally no you haven't got the game in you.

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There's no friends list yet. That's the last thing they're adding. But mentally.

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That coffee is stone cold.

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Yeah I know. I drank mine about 20 minutes ago and it's freezing.

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Great.

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Yours must be awful.

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Mentally. There's no friends list which they're adding and stuff like that regardless. Me

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and Clarky actually matched with each other yesterday. The day before.

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Sorry I got a mouthful of coffee. Who won?

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You didn't win did you?

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It was a close run thing. He wore me down between turns because he took so long.

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Why did it work? Because he was thinking methodically.

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He didn't know it was me.

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Oh he didn't know it was you?

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His name is very unique and he's always used it.

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What's your name?

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I'm not saying. I'll tell you after this.

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Why?

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Because if people beat me I don't want them saying I'll beat you.

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Regardless my name is fairly obvious. You see my name you're going to ask me.

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It's got wolf in it isn't it?

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Nope.

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It's got Vader in it isn't it?

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Yep.

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Yeah of course it does.

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It's got kind of got wolf in it too.

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Regardless yeah we no he beat me pulled my pants right down and turned my ass.

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Is it Fenrir Vader?

374
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:50,180
No that's a cool name.

375
00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:51,180
I'm just thinking.

376
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:52,180
The name's out of the box.

377
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:53,180
Yeah you won't get it.

378
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:54,180
Sorry.

379
00:32:54,180 --> 00:33:00,300
So yeah it was a close run affair. He beat me fair and square. I told him I screenshotted

380
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:03,340
it and was like this is you and it's like I didn't realise that was you or I'd have

381
00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:06,660
tried. So he did fucking try and he fell asleep between your turns.

382
00:33:06,660 --> 00:33:10,100
I had to try. And he still fucked you up.

383
00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:12,780
So if he was really trying he would have really done you in quicksand.

384
00:33:12,780 --> 00:33:16,380
He beat me fair and square. I GG'd him. Fair play. Well done. The only thing I'll say in

385
00:33:16,380 --> 00:33:21,420
my defence is I had two finisher cards. I didn't draw either of them. So luck of the

386
00:33:21,420 --> 00:33:26,900
draw boy. Luck of the draw. Here we go. It's your show. Moving on.

387
00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:30,420
That's your fucking favourite saying then. It is.

388
00:33:30,420 --> 00:33:33,620
It's your show.

389
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:35,100
Witcher 3 is approaching.

390
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,100
Fastly approaching.

391
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:41,900
Fastly approaching. And before the pod we had a little flick for Instagram and it popped

392
00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:51,460
up with the bits that it's adding to the next gen update. Fucking awesome slow segment.

393
00:33:51,460 --> 00:34:01,260
Do you think that the PS5 and the Xbox should also have ray tracing? Because the PC is only

394
00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:04,100
getting it. Ray tracing just basically makes it look beautiful.

395
00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:10,900
I don't give a shit. Right. Because ray tracing means it's not going to run at 60 frames per

396
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:16,300
second on console. And I don't give a fuck about ray tracing. I want it to look smooth.

397
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:22,780
Quickly. You know how you said try God of War on performance as opposed to quality.

398
00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:26,340
Yes. Fucking hell. How did I not notice?

399
00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:27,340
I know.

400
00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:35,220
How? Because I don't know how I didn't notice it because I went to performance and ran it

401
00:34:35,220 --> 00:34:40,860
at 60 frames per second and then I bounced back to quality just to see. I couldn't see

402
00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:47,820
there was very little difference in visuals but that frame difference was incredible.

403
00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:48,820
Painful wasn't it?

404
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:52,660
And I can't comprehend that because when I started playing it I started it in quality

405
00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:58,500
so I started it at 30 frames and I thought it was smooth as butter. And when I went to

406
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:02,220
60 frames I went oh what the fuck is going on here? What is going on here? And then I

407
00:35:02,220 --> 00:35:08,100
swapped back I was like holy shit this is awful. This looks terrible in 30 frames.

408
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:10,940
Just when you turn the camera it feels like it's sludge.

409
00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:14,860
I didn't notice that when you start with 30 frames. It's crazy.

410
00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:18,860
The first thing I do now on any game I go to settings and if there's a performance or

411
00:35:18,860 --> 00:35:23,260
quality mode I go to show it in performance because I can't. I turn into a snob. I can't

412
00:35:23,260 --> 00:35:24,820
play things at 30 FPS anymore.

413
00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:28,780
I agree man. Didn't Fortnite used to be 30 frames and then they changed it?

414
00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:29,780
Everything was 30 FPS. Everything.

415
00:35:29,780 --> 00:35:30,780
Yeah. It's crazy isn't it?

416
00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:31,780
It's just delicious.

417
00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:35,340
It's crazy. Anyway back to the Witcher. I just had to throw that in there because I

418
00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:36,340
was...

419
00:35:36,340 --> 00:35:42,620
Yeah that is my answer. No because if you do ray tracing then it puts things at 30 FPS

420
00:35:42,620 --> 00:35:43,620
and I can't play like that.

421
00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:44,620
You don't want 30 FPS?

422
00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:49,140
You don't want things like that. The Witcher having this 60 FPS being part of it. It's

423
00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:52,580
going to be smooth. It's going to be lovely. It's going to be lovely. Delicious.

424
00:35:52,580 --> 00:35:55,180
It won't be 30 frames per second on the PC.

425
00:35:55,180 --> 00:35:57,180
No no but yeah obviously we're not.

426
00:35:57,180 --> 00:35:58,180
A nice solid 1.4.4.

427
00:35:58,180 --> 00:36:02,180
Yeah that's cool. I'm happy for them. But I won't be playing it on PC.

428
00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:03,180
For me.

429
00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:05,180
I probably won't even touch it.

430
00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:08,940
Well actually no I might do because obviously the graphics will be a lot better than what

431
00:36:08,940 --> 00:36:09,940
they actually are.

432
00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:11,660
Yeah see I don't give a monkey's really. It's always playable.

433
00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:13,980
No I play vampire survivors in my spare time.

434
00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:19,700
Yeah but that's different though innit? Because that still looks crispy. That's designed to

435
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:20,700
look that way.

436
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:21,700
It's quirky. It's lovely.

437
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:22,700
You're still playing that?

438
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:23,700
So warm.

439
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:24,700
Can't you complete it?

440
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:29,780
Yeah you can I guess but it's just fun. Just really fun.

441
00:36:29,780 --> 00:36:38,140
You know this happens all the time. Gaming lol. Nothing going on. Too much going on now.

442
00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:43,060
I don't know what to play. I've got Marvel Snap. I've got Warzone. I've got the DMZ mode.

443
00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:49,620
I've got DayZ. I've got fucking vampire survivors. All I wanted was Warzone. I wanted God of

444
00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:50,620
War. I wanted God of War.

445
00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:51,620
And I would have done God of War.

446
00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:56,260
Get that done before Warzone. Warzone's out. As soon as I started playing Warzone because

447
00:36:56,260 --> 00:37:00,980
it's gone for a more realistic military shooter-esque thing I'm like oh I now really want to play

448
00:37:00,980 --> 00:37:04,900
DayZ. And now I'm bouncing between them two and Vampire Survivors and Snap.

449
00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:06,580
Have you seen the G walking?

450
00:37:06,580 --> 00:37:12,020
I'm playing Marvel Snap between Warzone games. Yet we're getting each other in trouble because

451
00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:16,860
we keep dying playing Marvel Snap. We're getting bought back and we're like I'm just going

452
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:23,740
to have to hang because I'm in a game. All of us. It's a disease if anything. It's getting

453
00:37:23,740 --> 00:37:28,900
stupid. I'm going to sleep. My eyes are flickering. I close my eyes and I'm just seeing bright

454
00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:32,260
lights everywhere because I've just been... If I'm not looking at the telly I'm looking

455
00:37:32,260 --> 00:37:35,940
at my phone playing games. It's just like ultimate nerd levels.

456
00:37:35,940 --> 00:37:36,940
Yeah.

457
00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:42,140
I'm getting headache. I've got headache. I'm getting a bigger one. A better one. An evolved

458
00:37:42,140 --> 00:37:43,140
one.

459
00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:46,460
Have you seen the G walking in COD? Have you seen that? The new movement?

460
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:47,460
No.

461
00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:51,940
It's like people running around like fucking gorillas. On the floor on all fours.

462
00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:52,940
How?

463
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:58,580
I don't know how it's done but I keep seeing clips of them bouncing off of...

464
00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:01,100
No, like the Superman frog splash dive thing.

465
00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:04,940
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you dolphin dive and then jump up.

466
00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:09,420
I've never seen anybody do it in game. It's just on videos that pop up with people just

467
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:13,580
going crazy with it but I don't think it's a thing that's ever going to become an issue

468
00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:14,580
in this.

469
00:38:14,580 --> 00:38:20,140
I don't know. I feel like by the looks of it that's a thing that's going to become an

470
00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:21,140
issue.

471
00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:22,940
No, because no one can do it. It's weird.

472
00:38:22,940 --> 00:38:29,940
I don't know. Just look at that. Ignore the monkey music behind it.

473
00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:33,620
Yeah, I've seen that video. It's not happening. You ain't doing that.

474
00:38:33,620 --> 00:38:34,620
I don't know.

475
00:38:34,620 --> 00:38:37,060
It's not wars anyway. It's multiplayer. It's a different beast entirely.

476
00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:38,060
What do you mean?

477
00:38:38,060 --> 00:38:39,060
It's multiplayer.

478
00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:41,700
Yeah, but it's the same mechanic. It's the same movement mechanics.

479
00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:45,660
Yeah, it's not though. It is but it's not. It's a different thing. You try doing that

480
00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:49,700
in an open field, you're getting beamed, bro. You can't do that. It's a tiny little map.

481
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:52,620
You got these little movements. You do that. You can have a geezer on a roof. You can have

482
00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:56,060
a geezer in the bushes. It ain't happening. Good on him.

483
00:38:56,060 --> 00:38:59,820
Witch of Free. Can't wait. Probably won't play it. I don't know why I'm saying that.

484
00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:01,460
Why would you not play it?

485
00:39:01,460 --> 00:39:04,780
I watched the stream, the viewing stream yesterday. I was underwhelmed.

486
00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:07,420
You're not hyped for it? Yeah, but you was underwhelmed for God of War.

487
00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:08,580
The grass looked all right.

488
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:11,700
The grass looked all right.

489
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:19,180
I wanted a bit more. They've added a tiny thing. They've added one quest. You can't

490
00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:23,780
get snobby with it. It's a free update. You know what I mean?

491
00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:29,620
I think the reason they've done this, two reasons. One, get a bit of good will back

492
00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:36,980
after Cyberpunk launch. Because CDPR had a lot of money in the bank because people rate

493
00:39:36,980 --> 00:39:39,460
them highly because they're not a monetization company.

494
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:40,460
Yeah, but I thought they were covered.

495
00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:43,180
They've released good single games. Yeah, I know, but they would have started a long

496
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,180
time ago doing this.

497
00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:45,180
Just bumping it up a bit more.

498
00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:48,340
They're trying to get a bit more credit back in the bank. People give them a bit more respect

499
00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:53,900
back. Fair enough. The other reason of the Witcher series success, capitalize on that.

500
00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:56,220
Get people back in. Get people that have never played it.

501
00:39:56,220 --> 00:39:57,220
Get people hyped for it.

502
00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,940
Get people that have never played the Witcher and they've got new consoles. Oh yeah, I'll

503
00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:00,940
have a go on that.

504
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:01,940
Yeah.

505
00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:03,660
The trouble is I will play it. 100% I will play it.

506
00:40:03,660 --> 00:40:04,660
Of course you will.

507
00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:09,220
Will I play it all the way through again? I don't know. It's a long game, multiple DLCs.

508
00:40:09,220 --> 00:40:12,780
I mean, when I say it's a long game, it's fucking long.

509
00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:14,540
Don't say that because I ain't going to touch it now.

510
00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:17,380
High quality. It's high quality. The highest quality.

511
00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:18,380
Yeah.

512
00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:22,420
Of like story telling and stuff. You love stories. God of War, one of the best stories

513
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,420
ever.

514
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:24,420
I do love me a story.

515
00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:29,020
Because you ain't going to get a more invested world than the Witcher with the lore and all

516
00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:32,700
the books and the games and all that coincide.

517
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:33,700
Very cool, isn't it?

518
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:36,660
Yeah, I think it's cool. Yeah, I know. You don't even like the Witcher when you got that.

519
00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:38,660
It's bullshit really, but whatever.

520
00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:40,260
It was a gift.

521
00:40:40,260 --> 00:40:42,260
Yeah, I know. A gift that you didn't deserve.

522
00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:43,260
I'm sorry.

523
00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:44,260
Your show moving on.

524
00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:48,820
It's because we were watching the Witcher series. So I got quite heavy into it.

525
00:40:48,820 --> 00:40:51,700
RIP Henry Cavill. Come back to the Witcher series please.

526
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:57,500
Yeah, but that's a... is that an age change thing? Why has that happened?

527
00:40:57,500 --> 00:41:00,260
Because he's going back to being Superman. I reckon.

528
00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:01,260
You think?

529
00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:04,500
But then there's a lot of things saying that it's because the writers aren't following

530
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:06,700
the books and what he perceived the story.

531
00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:10,700
Yeah, because I think you get caught off guard at just how much of a nerd he is.

532
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:14,180
He's great. He does a lot for us nerds.

533
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:19,900
Yeah, he's full on nerd man. I'm all for it. I fucking love the geezer, but he's proper

534
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:26,580
Warhammer style, like happy to sit for hours painting models. Nothing wrong with that whatsoever.

535
00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:32,180
I just haven't got the attention span for it. But he is in there. He's nerd with big

536
00:41:32,180 --> 00:41:36,500
boy money. You know what I mean? Like he could go to a nerd base and go, give me the keys.

537
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:37,500
I'll have everything.

538
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:38,940
I'm having it. Get the fuck out.

539
00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:40,540
Can I help you say I want it all?

540
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:41,540
Yeah.

541
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:42,540
Get out. It's mine now.

542
00:41:42,540 --> 00:41:43,540
I want all of it.

543
00:41:43,540 --> 00:41:48,340
Yeah, the good thing is he's a heartthrob. So women love him and then they're like, oh,

544
00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:49,340
he's a nerd.

545
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,940
Nerds ain't that bad, are they? So then we don't look so pathetic.

546
00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:58,100
Oh yeah, but you don't look like a nerd either. You're like him. You look nothing like a

547
00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:03,540
nerd. So you get away with it. You know what I mean? Football hooligan, cockney motherfucker.

548
00:42:03,540 --> 00:42:10,260
You know what I mean? You don't portray anything like a nerd. Then when we first went into

549
00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:13,220
nerd base, they were terrified.

550
00:42:13,220 --> 00:42:18,460
They were terrified. People were, you know, when you go into the dwarven city in God of

551
00:42:18,460 --> 00:42:24,620
War and they all fucking scarper and hide in their holes. That was basically what happened.

552
00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:30,380
There was a breeze. There was a breeze running through nerd base. They were all terrified.

553
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:35,740
No, I bowled in there. I went, where's the Star Wars shit? He went, in there sir. I'm

554
00:42:35,740 --> 00:42:36,740
joking.

555
00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:38,740
Where is it? Where are the lightsabers?

556
00:42:38,740 --> 00:42:44,860
Where's Darth Vader? Where is he? No, I'm a bad, obviously I'm a massive nerd. I'm going

557
00:42:44,860 --> 00:42:48,580
to the Star Wars convention. I can't wait. I've been thinking about that a lot lately.

558
00:42:48,580 --> 00:42:52,060
Yeah. You're excited for it. Can you remember when it is?

559
00:42:52,060 --> 00:42:53,620
Yes, it's next year.

560
00:42:53,620 --> 00:42:57,140
You can't remember the date can you? Because I fucking can't.

561
00:42:57,140 --> 00:42:59,420
I've been putting a five or a week away saving.

562
00:42:59,420 --> 00:43:02,100
Have you? You're planning on spending big?

563
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:05,100
What, five or a week? I'll get there.

564
00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:10,300
I was told, Jam, everything in the savings account, just consider it not in there.

565
00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:11,900
You've got to come back with a lightsaber, surely.

566
00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:13,900
I'm coming back with something fucking salty.

567
00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:19,540
There has to be surely a stall set up where they make custom lightsabers.

568
00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:21,660
It's around April, May or June, isn't it?

569
00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:22,660
Something like that, yeah.

570
00:43:22,660 --> 00:43:24,660
Which may is my birthday, so I'm allowed. It's my birthday.

571
00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:26,660
It's in the heat, man. So people are going to be sweaty.

572
00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:30,260
I don't care. Get me in there. Get me around all the merch.

573
00:43:30,260 --> 00:43:31,260
Yeah.

574
00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:33,380
Get me seeing some Ewan McGregor's.

575
00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:35,380
Get me to the expensive shit that I can flog.

576
00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:40,300
I had a dream last night. Me and Eminem became best friends. I woke up this morning massively

577
00:43:40,300 --> 00:43:44,300
disappointed because I had so many questions.

578
00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:49,300
Go on. What was one of the questions?

579
00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:52,300
Just tweet him. We're big enough.

580
00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:58,300
The weird thing was, I did speak to him in my dream. I was chilling out with him and

581
00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:04,300
I was like, I'm going to send you a Twitter friend request and an Instagram request. I

582
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:08,300
don't know why Twitter matters because I'm well like that, but yeah, I know because I

583
00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:10,300
want you to follow me back on both.

584
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:12,300
Maybe use a hammer support.

585
00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:16,300
So we're like mutual friends and then people will be like, wow, your friends with Eminem.

586
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:20,300
And he was like, no. I was like, yeah, but we're best friends. He was like, yeah, I know,

587
00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:27,300
but I'm not adding you. I was like, what? That's weird, man. I asked him to be my dad.

588
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:33,300
So that was probably the man in the coffin.

589
00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:36,300
What is this?

590
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:40,300
I don't know. I woke up disappointed, man.

591
00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:43,300
That's the worst thing ever. That is the worst thing ever.

592
00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:45,300
You know, you'd like wake up, you're like, fuck it. I was mad. And then you're like,

593
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:48,300
oh shit, I just woke up. It was a dream.

594
00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:52,300
Yeah. Yeah. You go, what the fuck? When you have some real decent, decent dreams. Yeah.

595
00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:56,300
Yeah. That was one of them. But there you go. Eminem's not my dad and he doesn't want

596
00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:58,300
to add me on Instagram.

597
00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:06,300
We moved. Eminem's not my dad.

598
00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:11,300
He's done more for me than my real dad has anyway. So fuck you.

599
00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:18,300
Ironically, my real dad's name's Mark. So fuck you, Mark.

600
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,300
What is this?

601
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:23,300
This is now turned into counseling.

602
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:27,300
This has turned into a triad session. This is ridiculous.

603
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:32,300
We move. Which of three? That's going to be gassed. Anyway, moving on.

604
00:45:32,300 --> 00:45:38,300
I'm sorry, I can't get over this.

605
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:40,300
This is absolute bullshit.

606
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:42,300
How are we allowed to put this out?

607
00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:44,300
I don't know because no one's stopping us.

608
00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:48,300
No one's listening to stop us.

609
00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:50,300
No one's interested in us.

610
00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:53,300
If someone actually listens to us, we're like, whoa, we've got to stop these fucking clowns.

611
00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:56,300
How have you been getting on in days, eh?

612
00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:58,300
We've just jumped a section, have we?

613
00:45:58,300 --> 00:46:00,300
No, we haven't. It's all jumbled up, isn't it?

614
00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:02,300
How have you been getting on?

615
00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:04,300
I love it.

616
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:06,300
You've been playing with Clarky at all?

617
00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:08,300
No, onesies.

618
00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:10,300
So what's happened is, well, you saw what happened.

619
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:13,300
So I kept going on. I kept dying. I wasn't bothered. I enjoyed it.

620
00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:16,300
Then I sent you a video of what happened the other day.

621
00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:22,300
I was mooching about. I was looking around. I found the odd item. Nothing too exciting.

622
00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:25,300
And then I ran outside this building and heard flies.

623
00:46:25,300 --> 00:46:27,300
I was normally indicated dead body.

624
00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:29,300
I love that it's that in-depth.

625
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:32,300
Well, there was shooting and all sorts, but obviously I didn't have nothing, so I wasn't scared.

626
00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:37,300
So I ran into this little building, not a hospital, but a pharmacy, I think.

627
00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:42,300
I went in there and I followed the noise of the flies, found the dead body.

628
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:46,300
He was at a window. So I looted him. He had weapons and shit.

629
00:46:46,300 --> 00:46:51,300
He was pretty geared, not mad, but he had a pistol with a flashlight on it and stuff.

630
00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:54,300
So then you can take the battery out of the flashlight and stuff and I could put it in my torch.

631
00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:58,300
There was loads of good shit. I was like, gas. So you saw me.

632
00:46:58,300 --> 00:47:03,300
I was in there. Obviously, Daisy's super in-depth.

633
00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:07,300
So you can't just shoot your gun and then press square to reload.

634
00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:10,300
So you have to have a magazine.

635
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:13,300
And then you have to manually load the bullets into the magazine.

636
00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:18,300
And if you are going to reload, you have to load the bullets manually into another magazine.

637
00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:21,300
So you press reload, it will take that magazine out and put it in.

638
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:24,300
So that's what you saw me doing in the clip. I was reloading all the clips.

639
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:29,300
I was getting everything ready just so I could venture back out.

640
00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:32,300
And then I heard that gunshot. So I was like, you saw the shock.

641
00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:34,300
I was like, what the hell was that? That sounded close.

642
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:38,300
So I just snuck through the building. I thought, is he coming?

643
00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:42,300
I heard zombies running. I was like, that means someone is coming.

644
00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:45,300
And then you poke me around the corner. He come in. I went bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

645
00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:47,300
You don't get hit markers in this game.

646
00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:53,300
And a lot of the time when you shoot someone, nine times out of ten they go unconscious as opposed to dead.

647
00:47:53,300 --> 00:47:56,300
So I wasn't sure if he was dead or not. So I put a few more in him.

648
00:47:56,300 --> 00:48:02,300
Looking back, it wasn't ideal because that ruins his clothes and a lot of items.

649
00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:03,300
So I shouldn't have done that.

650
00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:05,300
You should have robbed him and then put the bullet in his head.

651
00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:09,300
You can handcuff him and duct tape him and all that sort of stuff.

652
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:11,300
I didn't want to take a risk. I was gassed.

653
00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:12,300
Yeah, we don't want to do that.

654
00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:15,300
I've never killed anyone like that on the game. So not like that anyway.

655
00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:17,300
So yeah, it was a massacre.

656
00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:22,300
Yeah, a little tip for you. If you're going to kill anyone in DayZ, shoot them until they're unconscious.

657
00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:25,300
Take their shit and then shoot them again.

658
00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:26,300
Well, ah!

659
00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:27,300
Oh, bugs in it.

660
00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:29,300
Yeah, I thought it was a spider.

661
00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:30,300
Fuck off.

662
00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:35,300
So yeah, he's got a sniper rifle. I've never seen before. Like SSG or SGG.

663
00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:37,300
Can I just say I saw the clip and it was brutal.

664
00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:39,300
It was an execution.

665
00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:43,300
He was probably going to kill you. Let's face it.

666
00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:44,300
That's what he was doing.

667
00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:45,300
He was coming in.

668
00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:48,300
This is how I've got it in my head. Because there was gunshots.

669
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:49,300
Yeah.

670
00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:50,300
I was coming towards the city.

671
00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:52,300
I'm going to quickly watch over the clip again.

672
00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:55,300
I ran in the building. I found the man covered in flies.

673
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:56,300
The man responsible for this.

674
00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:59,300
These gunshots were going off for ages.

675
00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:02,300
What's happened? They're having a gunfight.

676
00:49:02,300 --> 00:49:05,300
He sniped him.

677
00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:06,300
Yeah, I see you looking at your scope.

678
00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:16,300
He sniped him from a long way away and where he sniped him, he's made his way over to loot him.

679
00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:17,300
But I've already looted him.

680
00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:20,300
So he thinks the geezer in there is already dead.

681
00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:21,300
Yeah.

682
00:49:21,300 --> 00:49:23,300
But I'm already in there looting it.

683
00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:27,300
And as he comes around the corner, I'm waiting and I bang, bang, bang.

684
00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:28,300
Do you know what I mean?

685
00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:30,300
Yeah. I accidentally. I know what you mean.

686
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:34,300
I accidentally watched the cod clip that you sent me first.

687
00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:40,300
Where you hide behind the door and then fucking execute that geezer.

688
00:49:40,300 --> 00:49:42,300
Love a bit of executing it.

689
00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:44,300
I was while you're talking, I was watching it.

690
00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:48,300
I was literally about to say, Daisy, you got an update because those graphics look fantastic.

691
00:49:48,300 --> 00:49:49,300
Yeah.

692
00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:50,300
Here it is.

693
00:49:50,300 --> 00:49:51,300
Yeah.

694
00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:54,300
He comes blasting through the door.

695
00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:55,300
It is awful.

696
00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:56,300
You know what I mean?

697
00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:58,300
It's quite straight in.

698
00:49:58,300 --> 00:49:59,300
Oh, good God.

699
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:00,300
And the flashes as well because it's dark.

700
00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:01,300
There's no hit markers.

701
00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:02,300
You don't know if they've hit him.

702
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:04,300
And he's just down.

703
00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:05,300
That's it.

704
00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:08,300
And you put a couple more rounds in his chest.

705
00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:09,300
Yeah, because normally they go unconscious.

706
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:10,300
You don't know.

707
00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:11,300
Full on execution.

708
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,300
So yeah, then I'm looting him.

709
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:13,300
He's got everything.

710
00:50:13,300 --> 00:50:19,300
So what's happened is I've looted his stuff and then, because Gem loves it.

711
00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:20,300
It's her favorite game ever.

712
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:23,300
She just sit there for hours watching me run through fields doing nothing.

713
00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:24,300
What, Daisy?

714
00:50:24,300 --> 00:50:25,300
She loves it.

715
00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:26,300
She really likes it.

716
00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:27,300
She loves it.

717
00:50:27,300 --> 00:50:28,300
She got a PlayStation.

718
00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:30,300
She was playing it on her own account in the bedroom where he was playing with Clarkie on headphones.

719
00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:31,300
She loves it.

720
00:50:31,300 --> 00:50:32,300
She loves it.

721
00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:35,300
Anyway, so I done that and I said to Gem, I was like, I've got to turn it off.

722
00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:37,300
My heart, it's gone too much.

723
00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:39,300
It's trying to log out.

724
00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:45,300
So I logged out and then every day since then, I've gone on before I've put Call of Duty

725
00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:50,300
on and I've moved a little bit down the road, gone into another building, looted it and

726
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:51,300
then logged out again.

727
00:50:51,300 --> 00:50:52,300
I'm so scared of losing my stuff.

728
00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:54,300
So I don't even want to play.

729
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:57,300
Because that's the fun of the game is the.

730
00:50:57,300 --> 00:50:58,300
Yeah, but that's the whole point.

731
00:50:58,300 --> 00:51:01,300
I know what you I know, but I know where I am.

732
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:04,300
I've actually worked out where I am on the map.

733
00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:07,300
Clarkie knows where I am and he's going to play at Saturday.

734
00:51:07,300 --> 00:51:09,300
He's going to work his way down to me.

735
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:12,300
And then when I log on and he logs on, we'll be together and we can.

736
00:51:12,300 --> 00:51:14,300
It's not cross platform, is it?

737
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:15,300
I don't know.

738
00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:20,300
I have to check because I think I think all Portugal scored, by the way.

739
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:23,300
Was it Cristiano Ronaldo?

740
00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:24,300
It was.

741
00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:27,300
It was Ronaldo, who is now a free agent at the moment.

742
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:29,300
Yeah, not interested.

743
00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:30,300
Right.

744
00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:31,300
Not that much.

745
00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:33,300
We were probably worth 500 grand a week.

746
00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:36,300
The guys will be getting his worth of fortune.

747
00:51:36,300 --> 00:51:37,300
Yeah, he's not 30.

748
00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:39,300
He's not 37 years old or so.

749
00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:40,300
Pay that for that case.

750
00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:42,300
He's slowing that.

751
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:46,300
Well, he's just scored now against a massive team like Ghana.

752
00:51:46,300 --> 00:51:48,300
Yeah, well, Ghana is actually pretty good.

753
00:51:48,300 --> 00:51:50,300
Well, obviously they're holding it.

754
00:51:50,300 --> 00:51:54,300
I'm just checking to see if Daisy's cosplay because I think I've played it on the

755
00:51:54,300 --> 00:51:58,300
PlayStation and I just I just couldn't get to grips with the with the buttons.

756
00:51:58,300 --> 00:51:59,300
You probably played it on the PS4, bro.

757
00:51:59,300 --> 00:52:00,300
Yeah, I did.

758
00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:01,300
It was a PS4.

759
00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:02,300
So much smooth on PS4.

760
00:52:02,300 --> 00:52:03,300
Is it better on PS4?

761
00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:04,300
100 percent.

762
00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:05,300
PS4.

763
00:52:05,300 --> 00:52:09,300
PS4 is dog water when I was playing it.

764
00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:11,300
PS5 is hugely better.

765
00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:13,300
Daisy is not cross platform.

766
00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:19,300
This means if so, maybe I'll have to jump on the on the on the PlayStation then.

767
00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:21,300
It's so good if you just want to get lost in a little.

768
00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:24,300
You watch the Internet where the PlayStation is be actually fucking wank.

769
00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:30,300
Literally like it's to the level where, you know, I slaughtered a chicken for its meat.

770
00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:32,300
Then I had to cut it up.

771
00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:36,300
But because I didn't have gloves on, my hands were covered in blood.

772
00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:41,300
But if I if I was eating without washing my hands somewhere first, then I was going to get ill.

773
00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:43,300
It's literally real life in it.

774
00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:44,300
Real life.

775
00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:49,300
So you have to jump into this game and think exactly how you would in the real world.

776
00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:52,300
What it is, is it's a simulator for when the apocalypse happens.

777
00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:54,300
Which don't sound like it's too far off.

778
00:52:54,300 --> 00:52:58,300
No, but zombie apocalypse wise, it is this is what you would do.

779
00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:00,300
Me and Steph have had this discussion before.

780
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:01,300
She'd be dead in five minutes.

781
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:02,300
Her knees are too bogus.

782
00:53:02,300 --> 00:53:04,300
She wouldn't be able to run.

783
00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:05,300
And it's survival of the fittest.

784
00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:07,300
I'd have to leave her.

785
00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:08,300
You know what I mean?

786
00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:10,300
You have to.

787
00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:12,300
I can't. I've seen too much Walking Dead.

788
00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:13,300
You can't.

789
00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:16,300
You can't fucking drag the weak ones with you.

790
00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:17,300
You've got to go.

791
00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:19,300
I'd go up top somewhere high.

792
00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:21,300
You've got to go Negan, haven't you?

793
00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:22,300
Yeah.

794
00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:24,300
They finished that now.

795
00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:25,300
Walking Dead's done.

796
00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:26,300
Did you watch the end?

797
00:53:26,300 --> 00:53:27,300
I saw.

798
00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:30,300
I did see like two minutes, I think, for the last scene.

799
00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:32,300
So I just want to say what happens.

800
00:53:32,300 --> 00:53:34,300
I'm not going to say it's out of order.

801
00:53:34,300 --> 00:53:35,300
No, go on.

802
00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:37,300
No, because people might watch it.

803
00:53:37,300 --> 00:53:38,300
I'm not that guy.

804
00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:40,300
But they would have seen it already.

805
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:41,300
Well, you know, they might not have.

806
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:42,300
I only finished this week.

807
00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:45,300
I only finished Monday.

808
00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:49,300
Yeah, it's to the point where if you're like,

809
00:53:49,300 --> 00:53:52,300
if you're coming down the ladder and you just in other games,

810
00:53:52,300 --> 00:53:54,300
you take it for granted, just slide down the ladder.

811
00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:57,300
You slide down the ladder in this and you're not wearing gloves.

812
00:53:57,300 --> 00:53:58,300
Your hands will bleed.

813
00:53:58,300 --> 00:53:59,300
Yeah.

814
00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:00,300
And then you might get an infection.

815
00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:01,300
You get an infection.

816
00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:02,300
It's just nuts.

817
00:54:02,300 --> 00:54:03,300
It's just insane.

818
00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:04,300
The level is just nuts.

819
00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:05,300
And it's a fantastic game.

820
00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:07,300
Maybe I need to approach it from that angle because when I remember,

821
00:54:07,300 --> 00:54:09,300
when I was playing it last time,

822
00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:12,300
yeah, I was playing it like a first person shooter.

823
00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:14,300
I wasn't playing it like a survival game.

824
00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:18,300
I was playing it because I was sprinting around trying to eat grapes.

825
00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:20,300
But if you sprint too much,

826
00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:21,300
it fucks you up.

827
00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:25,300
Your shoes will wear out and then your feet will bleed.

828
00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:26,300
Yeah.

829
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:27,300
It's that in depth, is it?

830
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:29,300
Are you talking shit or is it that in depth?

831
00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:31,300
I swear to God, it is that.

832
00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:34,300
Sometimes you'll get so confused as to what's happened.

833
00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:36,300
You'll be like Googling it and they'll be like, did you do this?

834
00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:39,300
You'll be like, oh, fucking hell, yeah, that makes sense, doesn't it?

835
00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:42,300
And if you're really cold and you're sprinting,

836
00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:44,300
then your temperature goes up.

837
00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:46,300
Yeah, because you're sprinting.

838
00:54:46,300 --> 00:54:49,300
But you wouldn't think that in any other game, would you?

839
00:54:49,300 --> 00:54:50,300
No.

840
00:54:50,300 --> 00:54:51,300
Exactly.

841
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:52,300
Maybe I will.

842
00:54:52,300 --> 00:54:53,300
Maybe I will.

843
00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:55,300
If you go in water or you're in rain,

844
00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:57,300
you get wet, you get cold.

845
00:54:57,300 --> 00:55:00,300
You take your clothes off and you can wring your clothes out to get the water out.

846
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:01,300
Yeah.

847
00:55:01,300 --> 00:55:03,300
And make it a fire and stuff.

848
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:05,300
And you can do all of this on console.

849
00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:07,300
What do the buttons look like for this, though?

850
00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:09,300
How the fuck do you do this on the buttons?

851
00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:10,300
So...

852
00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:12,300
Does it just come up with prompts and stuff?

853
00:55:12,300 --> 00:55:14,300
So everything is confusing in terms of like...

854
00:55:14,300 --> 00:55:18,300
So if you're wet, it'll be a little symbol of wet.

855
00:55:18,300 --> 00:55:21,300
So you'll go into a house and everything is through your hands.

856
00:55:21,300 --> 00:55:22,300
So you'll take...

857
00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:24,300
Say you take your jacket off, you'll press...

858
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:28,300
You go into your menu, you press X to hold whatever item you're hovering over,

859
00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:30,300
i.e. your jacket in your hands.

860
00:55:30,300 --> 00:55:33,300
When it's in your hands, come out the menu and your option will be in the corner.

861
00:55:33,300 --> 00:55:35,300
So it'll say, wring clothes, R2.

862
00:55:35,300 --> 00:55:36,300
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

863
00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:38,300
So everything is done through your hands.

864
00:55:38,300 --> 00:55:43,300
So to put bullets in a clip, you'll want to put the clip in your hands,

865
00:55:43,300 --> 00:55:47,300
go to the bullets in your menu, press circle to combine, and then...

866
00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:51,300
It takes some getting used to, but when you've understood it, it's very simple.

867
00:55:51,300 --> 00:55:52,300
You can get there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

868
00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:55,300
But there's so much to it, you couldn't even touch the surface, bro.

869
00:55:55,300 --> 00:55:56,300
It's phenomenal.

870
00:55:56,300 --> 00:55:57,300
That shit sounds...

871
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,300
You want to...

872
00:55:58,300 --> 00:55:59,300
I might have to reverse this.

873
00:55:59,300 --> 00:56:01,300
This geezer that I killed, that geezer in the clip,

874
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:03,300
he had loads of disinfected bandages.

875
00:56:03,300 --> 00:56:05,300
So when you spawn, you get bandages.

876
00:56:05,300 --> 00:56:08,300
You get bandages and glow stick, that's all you get.

877
00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:09,300
And an apple.

878
00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:11,300
No, you don't get that no more.

879
00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:12,300
Oh, right, brilliant.

880
00:56:12,300 --> 00:56:16,300
So you can get food easy off zombies and that really.

881
00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:20,300
So yeah, he had disinfected bandages, rags.

882
00:56:20,300 --> 00:56:24,300
So if you see some clothes on the floor that you don't need or want,

883
00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:31,300
if you've got a knife or axe or whatever, you can just cut the clothes up into rags.

884
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:32,300
But then the clothes are dirty.

885
00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:37,300
So if you're bleeding and you bandage yourself, you might get an infection.

886
00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:41,300
So you can disinfect the bandages and it will say disinfected.

887
00:56:41,300 --> 00:56:42,300
So you can't get sick.

888
00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:48,300
If you pick up a bottle of water and you drink it or you get a bottle

889
00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:52,300
and you go and scoop it out the water, you'll get sick.

890
00:56:52,300 --> 00:56:55,300
You can put tablets in it to cleanse the water.

891
00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:59,300
If you find a bottle of half filled water or something on the floor,

892
00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:03,300
you can just empty the water on the floor and then get some Milton tablet.

893
00:57:03,300 --> 00:57:06,300
Honestly, I could see it for hours going on in depth.

894
00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:07,300
Is this insanity?

895
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:10,300
Yeah, I'll give it a download on the on the place.

896
00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:14,300
I don't know if you like it because I say you I think you're more of an adrenaline

897
00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:15,300
want stuff going on all the time.

898
00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:18,300
This is more of a we want about I used to play PUBG religiously

899
00:57:18,300 --> 00:57:20,300
and there's fucking nothing going on on that game.

900
00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:21,300
There is waiting.

901
00:57:21,300 --> 00:57:22,300
This is all right.

902
00:57:22,300 --> 00:57:24,300
Cool. You might surprise me.

903
00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:27,300
It's enough of that because we've been I'll be talking about that for hours.

904
00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:28,300
I'm going to find you and I'm going to kill you.

905
00:57:28,300 --> 00:57:30,300
I'm going to find you.

906
00:57:30,300 --> 00:57:33,300
I'm going to knock you unconscious and I'm going to tie you up.

907
00:57:33,300 --> 00:57:38,300
I'm going to wait until you log back on because I got notifications set for when you log back on.

908
00:57:38,300 --> 00:57:40,300
You do that and then I'll wait.

909
00:57:40,300 --> 00:57:44,300
And then when you when you finally awake, I'll bang you around the head with a frying pan.

910
00:57:44,300 --> 00:57:46,300
If you that's fine.

911
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:50,300
If you if you if you capture someone or whatever, you just run up to someone

912
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,300
and you point your gun at them.

913
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:53,300
Don't move or shoot you.

914
00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:54,300
Has he got proximity?

915
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:55,300
Yeah.

916
00:57:55,300 --> 00:57:59,300
People genuinely be like, oh, yeah, yeah, all right, mate, give me an apple or give me what

917
00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:01,300
everything in your pockets or I'll kill you and they will.

918
00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:04,300
You can not put rags in their mouth or whatever.

919
00:58:04,300 --> 00:58:07,300
You put a rag in their mouth and then they talk for the mic.

920
00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:09,300
You can't hear them.

921
00:58:09,300 --> 00:58:10,300
See, they're a fresh born.

922
00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:11,300
Now you just go and kill me.

923
00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:13,300
They waste your bullets.

924
00:58:13,300 --> 00:58:15,300
We put around in my head.

925
00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:16,300
I am now at the stage.

926
00:58:16,300 --> 00:58:17,300
I am KOS.

927
00:58:17,300 --> 00:58:18,300
I am kill on sight.

928
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:19,300
That's where I'm at.

929
00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:22,300
I want you don't give anyone any not at the moment.

930
00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:23,300
I got too much gear.

931
00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:25,300
People see me with the gear I got.

932
00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:26,300
They want me.

933
00:58:26,300 --> 00:58:27,300
So stuff.

934
00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:29,300
How many so how many bullets would it take?

935
00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:34,300
Is it realistic to a point where if I shoot you in the chest?

936
00:58:34,300 --> 00:58:35,300
Is that right?

937
00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:37,300
Yeah.

938
00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:39,300
Oh, God, very rainy.

939
00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,300
That's going to be fun.

940
00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:41,300
Shoot me in the chest.

941
00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:42,300
I'm in dire straits.

942
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:43,300
I could die pretty quick.

943
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:44,300
How many so how many shots?

944
00:58:44,300 --> 00:58:47,300
Obviously that clip you put in almost a full mag.

945
00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:49,300
But I took like three, four bullets.

946
00:58:49,300 --> 00:58:51,300
No, no, no, no, no, no.

947
00:58:51,300 --> 00:58:55,300
You took three, four bullets and then when he was on the floor dead, you sunk another

948
00:58:55,300 --> 00:58:57,300
three or four into dead.

949
00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:58,300
Will he?

950
00:58:58,300 --> 00:59:00,300
Yeah, but how's what you've got on?

951
00:59:00,300 --> 00:59:01,300
Right.

952
00:59:01,300 --> 00:59:05,300
So if I come up behind you with a pistol and shot you in the head, you'll be dead.

953
00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:06,300
So do they?

954
00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:07,300
Can I?

955
00:59:07,300 --> 00:59:10,300
If you've got a helmet on, it might protect you.

956
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:14,300
But you can you can find plate carriers so you can survive more in the chest and stuff.

957
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:17,300
Is it?

958
00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:18,300
Do you have health bars?

959
00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:19,300
Is there health bars on it?

960
00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:20,300
Kind of.

961
00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:21,300
I don't know what to call it.

962
00:59:21,300 --> 00:59:24,300
There's like a I'm going to have to I'm going to have to fucking download it.

963
00:59:24,300 --> 00:59:26,300
Oh, kind of equalized.

964
00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:27,300
Wow.

965
00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:29,300
Oh, that's exciting.

966
00:59:29,300 --> 00:59:31,300
Are you fans?

967
00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:32,300
Time.

968
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:33,300
Fanta.

969
00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:34,300
Are you?

970
00:59:34,300 --> 00:59:35,300
Are you?

971
00:59:35,300 --> 00:59:36,300
Yeah.

972
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:37,300
Sorry.

973
00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:38,300
I'll be Andre.

974
00:59:38,300 --> 00:59:39,300
I used to play for it is indeed.

975
00:59:39,300 --> 00:59:40,300
He's played for us.

976
00:59:40,300 --> 00:59:41,300
Sick little player.

977
00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:42,300
Oh, poor school of discourse.

978
00:59:42,300 --> 00:59:46,300
There's me saying the World Cup was boring.

979
00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:47,300
Felix.

980
00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:48,300
Jay Felix.

981
00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:50,300
Yeah.

982
00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:51,300
Yeah.

983
00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:52,300
Joe Felix.

984
00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:53,300
Athlete of home Madrid.

985
00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:54,300
I think he plays.

986
00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:55,300
Yeah.

987
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:56,300
So that's my Daisy experience.

988
00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:57,300
I love it.

989
00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:58,300
Yeah.

990
00:59:58,300 --> 00:59:59,300
Sure.

991
00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:00,300
That sounds cool, man.

992
01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:01,300
I'll probably jump on it and then hate it in five minutes ago.

993
01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:02,300
What the fuck is this?

994
01:00:02,300 --> 01:00:03,300
But we'll see.

995
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:04,300
We will see.

996
01:00:04,300 --> 01:00:05,300
Yeah.

997
01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:06,300
Yeah.

998
01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:09,300
Also got a couple of dubs.

999
01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:11,300
Quite a first ever win the other day.

1000
01:00:11,300 --> 01:00:17,300
And then I got my first solo win last night and got a duo's win with Clarky, I think.

1001
01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:18,300
So yeah, three wins.

1002
01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:19,300
So it's been good.

1003
01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:20,300
Good, good, good.

1004
01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:21,300
Yeah.

1005
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:22,300
Good haul.

1006
01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:23,300
Still loving it.

1007
01:00:23,300 --> 01:00:24,300
Very good.

1008
01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:25,300
You been doing much DMZ?

1009
01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:26,300
Not really.

1010
01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:27,300
I've done a little bit.

1011
01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:28,300
Has the hype sort of settled in on that one?

1012
01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:30,300
No, they just need to add a little bit more, don't they?

1013
01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:31,300
Yeah.

1014
01:00:31,300 --> 01:00:32,300
Plus, I just like playing Warzone.

1015
01:00:32,300 --> 01:00:33,300
Yeah, yeah.

1016
01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:34,300
If I was just playing on my own.

1017
01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:36,300
I've played DMZ to level up some guns and stuff.

1018
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:38,300
I do think it's got a lot of potential.

1019
01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:39,300
Potential, yeah.

1020
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:41,300
I think they can go far with it if they want to.

1021
01:00:41,300 --> 01:00:46,300
I saw a thing and it was like, battlefield cannot keep up pace with Call of Duty.

1022
01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:47,300
No, they can't.

1023
01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:50,300
Which I think, yeah, with Call of Duty's release with DMZ, they can't.

1024
01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:51,300
They just can't.

1025
01:00:51,300 --> 01:00:52,300
That's fair enough.

1026
01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:53,300
Battlefield who?

1027
01:00:53,300 --> 01:00:54,300
Unfortunately.

1028
01:00:54,300 --> 01:00:56,300
I mean, you can see nothing of that anymore.

1029
01:00:56,300 --> 01:00:57,300
Sad, really.

1030
01:00:57,300 --> 01:00:58,300
Callisto Protocol.

1031
01:00:58,300 --> 01:00:59,300
Callisto Protocol.

1032
01:00:59,300 --> 01:01:01,300
That looks good, doesn't it?

1033
01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:02,300
I think I might get that.

1034
01:01:02,300 --> 01:01:04,300
I think I might get it as well.

1035
01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:06,300
You see, they've got a season pass.

1036
01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:07,300
Yeah, no.

1037
01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:09,300
You did what I did.

1038
01:01:09,300 --> 01:01:10,300
I read it.

1039
01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:11,300
Callisto Protocol season pass.

1040
01:01:11,300 --> 01:01:13,300
And instantly, my brain went, what?

1041
01:01:13,300 --> 01:01:15,300
It's a single player game.

1042
01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:17,300
But I'm thinking battle pass.

1043
01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:19,300
Not battle pass, season pass for the DLC.

1044
01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:20,300
Oh.

1045
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:22,300
Yeah, exactly what I did.

1046
01:01:22,300 --> 01:01:23,300
Oh.

1047
01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:24,300
Yeah.

1048
01:01:24,300 --> 01:01:25,300
So it's got a DLC.

1049
01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:26,300
And one of the, so it's obviously got.

1050
01:01:26,300 --> 01:01:27,300
That's how riddled our brains are.

1051
01:01:27,300 --> 01:01:28,300
Yeah.

1052
01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:30,300
New locations, new stuff coming in the future.

1053
01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:36,300
And one of the most interesting aspects of it was, and I've never seen this before, is

1054
01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:39,300
it's got, I can't remember the number, but loads of new deaf animations.

1055
01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:41,300
Yeah, yeah, I did see that.

1056
01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:43,300
Because the games pretty much are all based on the deaf animations.

1057
01:01:43,300 --> 01:01:45,300
25 different deaf animations.

1058
01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:46,300
Yeah, it looks very good.

1059
01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:47,300
It's out in December, I think.

1060
01:01:47,300 --> 01:01:48,300
And I might.

1061
01:01:48,300 --> 01:01:49,300
Survival horror game.

1062
01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:50,300
I might pick it up.

1063
01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:52,300
I might have a little bang over Christmas.

1064
01:01:52,300 --> 01:01:53,300
Second of December is when that.

1065
01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:54,300
Is it that soon?

1066
01:01:54,300 --> 01:01:55,300
Second of December.

1067
01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:56,300
Oh, bugger.

1068
01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:57,300
Is when that comes out.

1069
01:01:57,300 --> 01:01:58,300
That's not cricket, is it?

1070
01:01:58,300 --> 01:01:59,300
So you really haven't got long.

1071
01:01:59,300 --> 01:02:00,300
That does, it does look good.

1072
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:01,300
It really does look good.

1073
01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:04,300
Well, it's set in space, which does mean.

1074
01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:05,300
Big space.

1075
01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:06,300
I'm all over that.

1076
01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:09,300
But yeah, the horror aspect is the thing I'm not for keen on because I ain't got the minerals.

1077
01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:10,300
I don't like horror games.

1078
01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:11,300
Well, you don't like horror games.

1079
01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:12,300
We've spoken about this.

1080
01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:13,300
You're not listening.

1081
01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:14,300
We talk about it on the pod.

1082
01:02:14,300 --> 01:02:15,300
No, I don't listen.

1083
01:02:15,300 --> 01:02:17,300
I like watching horror games.

1084
01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:19,300
I don't like playing them.

1085
01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:24,300
Not because I'm scared because I can go to a cinema, watch any scary film, all that jazz.

1086
01:02:24,300 --> 01:02:27,300
But it's just I don't like being made to jump.

1087
01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:30,300
And I'm always anticipating being jumped.

1088
01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:33,300
I used to sit there with my with my mate years ago.

1089
01:02:33,300 --> 01:02:39,300
And whenever we play a horror game, if I was playing and I was too scared, I would close my eyes.

1090
01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:41,300
And he would direct me on where to go.

1091
01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:44,300
I can't I can't do that's worse than not playing.

1092
01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:45,300
I can't do it.

1093
01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:47,300
But I think I'm probably with you on that.

1094
01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:50,300
I love I love the idea of horror games.

1095
01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:51,300
I really do.

1096
01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:53,300
That's fucking heavy.

1097
01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:54,300
Heavy.

1098
01:02:54,300 --> 01:02:55,300
But I just can't.

1099
01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:58,300
I'm not that guy that can just sit there and play them.

1100
01:02:58,300 --> 01:02:59,300
Yeah, I like them.

1101
01:02:59,300 --> 01:03:03,300
But it's because the controller vibrates and that just gives you that little more.

1102
01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:09,300
You ever seen that guy that goes out into the woods in the middle of the night and sets up his gaming PC?

1103
01:03:09,300 --> 01:03:13,300
And he plays horror games in the middle of the woods in the middle of the night.

1104
01:03:13,300 --> 01:03:16,300
He's playing with fire with the headphones on as well on his own.

1105
01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:18,300
It's fucking terrifying.

1106
01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:19,300
It is terrifying.

1107
01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:27,300
I don't know how the fuck he does that full on like desk everything PC all set up headphones on fucking desk chair.

1108
01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:28,300
Why?

1109
01:03:28,300 --> 01:03:29,300
No lights on his light.

1110
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:32,300
His only source of light is the PC itself.

1111
01:03:32,300 --> 01:03:33,300
Terrifying.

1112
01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:35,300
And he streams it.

1113
01:03:35,300 --> 01:03:37,300
Absolutely fucking terrifying.

1114
01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:39,300
I want to know how he gets the Wi-Fi for it.

1115
01:03:39,300 --> 01:03:41,300
That's the only question he's got.

1116
01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:45,300
But it's yeah, people people that do that type of shit for fun.

1117
01:03:45,300 --> 01:03:47,300
You're fucking different kind of gravy.

1118
01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:49,300
You know, I mean, it's just crazy.

1119
01:03:49,300 --> 01:03:53,300
So but I probably will give this one a go because it does look decent.

1120
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:54,300
Double decent.

1121
01:03:54,300 --> 01:03:55,300
It does indeed.

1122
01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:58,300
Even like the dead space and all that is on Xbox Game Pass as well.

1123
01:03:58,300 --> 01:04:01,300
So because I got Alien Isolation.

1124
01:04:01,300 --> 01:04:02,300
I've never played that.

1125
01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:03,300
I've always wanted to.

1126
01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:04,300
And I started playing it.

1127
01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:09,300
And I don't know whether it was just it was just having a bad day or something.

1128
01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:13,300
But it was so like 30 frame per second.

1129
01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:14,300
And it was horrible.

1130
01:04:14,300 --> 01:04:16,300
I couldn't I couldn't play it.

1131
01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:22,300
I thought this is fucking this is grim and I couldn't work out if it was what I was playing on or if it was the game itself.

1132
01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:23,300
But it was horrible.

1133
01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:25,300
So I'd have to revisit it.

1134
01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:28,300
But that's meant to be a really, really good game.

1135
01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:29,300
All developers out there.

1136
01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:34,300
If you want me to buy your game, just set it in space.

1137
01:04:34,300 --> 01:04:35,300
That's what you got to do.

1138
01:04:35,300 --> 01:04:37,300
And I buy it pretty much.

1139
01:04:37,300 --> 01:04:40,300
I nearly bought you a Lego Darth Vader.

1140
01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:41,300
What? And you didn't.

1141
01:04:41,300 --> 01:04:43,300
I was in a basic keyring version pain.

1142
01:04:43,300 --> 01:04:44,300
It was in that glass cabinet.

1143
01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:48,300
You know, just as you walk in a glass cabinet of emotion that you just just as you walk in.

1144
01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:56,300
If you're going to do something nice for someone, don't tell them you was going to do it and not do it because that just causes upset unnecessary.

1145
01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:57,300
I was going to.

1146
01:04:57,300 --> 01:04:59,300
But I just didn't.

1147
01:04:59,300 --> 01:05:00,300
That is very rainy.

1148
01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:02,300
You're going to have to walk in that.

1149
01:05:02,300 --> 01:05:03,300
Yeah.

1150
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:04,300
My laptop's going to have to stay in here.

1151
01:05:04,300 --> 01:05:07,300
That's the scary thing is I can't run because I'll slip over them.

1152
01:05:07,300 --> 01:05:08,300
That wooden flooring.

1153
01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:09,300
Yeah.

1154
01:05:09,300 --> 01:05:10,300
So I am going to have to get wet.

1155
01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:12,300
You got a lot on a hat.

1156
01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:13,300
Yeah, I know.

1157
01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:15,300
Where do you get that from?

1158
01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:16,300
I won't say what's on it.

1159
01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:17,300
But where did you get that?

1160
01:05:17,300 --> 01:05:18,300
Well, I talked to you about after one.

1161
01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:22,300
I speak in a which let's wrap it up.

1162
01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:24,300
Shall we fucking finish this?

1163
01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:26,300
I've been great.

1164
01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:27,300
You've been great.

1165
01:05:27,300 --> 01:05:30,300
This has been fucking shambles.

1166
01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:32,300
Don't forget guys play Marvel Snap.

1167
01:05:32,300 --> 01:05:33,300
Oh, yeah.

1168
01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:35,300
Yeah, I'm off to go and play Marvel Snap now.

1169
01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:36,300
Ha ha ha.

1170
01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:41,300
Yeah, I'm going to we'll put a post out on it because because.

1171
01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:42,300
Tomorrow.

1172
01:05:42,300 --> 01:05:43,300
Yeah.

1173
01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:46,300
The benefit of us recording this now is that we could actually post it earlier on the Friday.

1174
01:05:46,300 --> 01:05:48,300
So I might set it to post in the morning.

1175
01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:50,300
Say it for like five, six in the morning.

1176
01:05:50,300 --> 01:05:51,300
Yeah.

1177
01:05:51,300 --> 01:05:52,300
Fuck it.

1178
01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:53,300
Why not?

1179
01:05:53,300 --> 01:05:54,300
Fantastic.

1180
01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:56,300
That's us done.

1181
01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:57,300
Thank you so much for listening, everyone.

1182
01:05:57,300 --> 01:05:59,300
We've really, really enjoyed it.

1183
01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:00,300
Apologies for the poo.

1184
01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:01,300
Apologize for everything.

1185
01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:02,300
We are trash.

1186
01:06:02,300 --> 01:06:03,300
We're embarrassing.

1187
01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:04,300
Sorry, podcast community.

1188
01:06:04,300 --> 01:06:05,300
We suck.

1189
01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:06,300
This is going nowhere.

1190
01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:07,300
This is going nowhere.

1191
01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:08,300
It's fun.

1192
01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:09,300
All right, sweet.

1193
01:06:09,300 --> 01:06:10,300
In a bit.

1194
01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:11,300
Uro.

1195
01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:25,300
Uro.