We're live and it's just me because Ash is taking a shit right behind me.
Guttertear straight away on this episode. I can't be arsed to wait for him.
We filmed this, you'll be hearing this on a Friday, but we've recorded this on a Thursday because of things going on.
So there's been absolutely zero preparation time. The coffee's fucking cold. It's cold in this room.
I've got fucking thin socks on. He's having a shit. It's gonna stink when he opens that door.
He's gonna get in the way. It's fucking annoying. It's a shambles.
And he said he would be five minutes. It's been longer than five minutes, innit?
It's ridiculous. You need to hurry up, otherwise this is gonna be me talking and I ain't got that much to talk about until you're here.
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That might be step number one to improving ourselves.
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Go give us some dough if you don't wanna. That's fine as well.
Um, oh. Are you here?
This is ridiculous. This is fucking stupid.
What? Huh?
Still in his work gear. Fucking samples. You're treading mud everywhere all over this gaff as well. It's lucky it's not a carpet.
This is ridiculous. This is the worst one we've done.
Hi guys. How was the poo?
It was good until you started shouting at me. Hurry up!
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks Patreon. Thanks maggots. I heard that.
Yeah, it's a bit rushed. It's a mess. It's just gonna be a...
We just want to put something out as always because we want to be consistent. You know what I mean?
Yeah. We're both trapped on a course tomorrow so it makes it difficult for us to do this.
We love learning.
Yeah. We don't, do we?
I love learning.
Get on with it now that you're back and you've finished having your shit. By the way, Portugal still haven't scored against Ghana so that's upsetting.
I'm glad I didn't bet on this one. Mark Manisters got me in a sky bet. It's not good. It's really not good.
I bet a five on Belgium to win 7-0 yesterday. It was a 1600 quid payout so I thought I was going to be rich.
Is he happy that you just said his full name?
Fuck him.
Okay.
Fuck him. Keep that. People can send letters to his home. Whoopsie daisy. Should we get on before I do something else?
Stray. Stray, stray, stray. It was only the other day in the van. Mark... I was going to say his last name again.
Mark was on his phone and he turned around to me and went, oh, Stray won game of the year.
And I nearly slammed the brakes on him. I went, don't be so fucking stupid. It's a very good game. But I said that ain't game of the year.
And it turns out he wasn't talking about the game of the year. He was talking about the ultimate game of the year, which is a different thing because it's from Golden Joystick Awards, if I'm right in saying that.
Is it bad that I haven't heard of that?
Yeah.
Have you heard of it? What is it? Isn't it... It's community run, isn't it? All the votes are entirely the people.
I'm unsure as to what it is, but I've heard of it.
Right.
Professional podcasting gaming people we are.
We never claim to be, so stop fucking shouting and going, oh, if you don't know what that is.
There's no preparation. I've had no chance to Google anything. I barely had a chance to make a coffee. He's taking a shit straight away.
Got headaches, still in my work gear. I haven't washed. Stuck in traffic, bollocks.
I haven't washed either. I just had to spray some deodorant. It's not good. I was going to have a shower. But again, you stole that from...
Oh, fucking hell. Yeah. What was he doing with this segment?
I don't know. Your idea. Quick, chuck those ideas together.
I believe... I think that it is... all the votes are just purely from the players themselves.
So according to the player base, Stray is number one. Now, I know you've never played it, but I have.
And I think it's very, very good. However, if it wasn't you playing as a cat, I'm not entirely sure that it would be number one.
What are you looking at? What's that?
When you write 28,008 on a calculator, it says boobs if you turn it upside down. But it doesn't on the phone.
Well, it does. Of course it does. Yeah, but not really because it doesn't have the...
It says it would be Zed. What are we doing? Why have you done that?
I don't know. Where does that come from? Carry on. Sorry. I tell you what. I was trying to find my stopwatch and I went on the calculator by accident.
Your stopwatch? What? You're trying to time this? Yeah. I just want to know how quickly we can fuck off.
The People's Gaming Awards is a video game award ceremony. It awards the best video games of the year as voted for originally by the British general public.
But it is now a global event that can be voted online via games radar. So it is. It's the part. It's... We the people have voted for that. I think you're wrong.
Not me. Don't count me in that. I think you're wrong because I wouldn't have voted for that. It should have been Elden Ring or God of War.
You know what I mean? Anyway, that's that bit done. You've got to fucking add something to this because I'm as unprepared as you are.
If you ain't adding fuck all to this then it's going to be awful. I do run the show.
This one. Star Wars Jedi Survivor. I've got no idea. Exactly. That's what I mean. Most of this is going to be me anyway.
It's not going to be you because I'm looking at WoW. And that's it. Daisy. Oh yeah, this is mostly you.
This is awful. I wouldn't listen to this. Well I would. And I will. To get them views up.
Anyway. Star Wars Jedi Survivor. What is this shit? What's going on?
Rumours I had that it is going to be revealed at the Game Awards. Is it just a...
We know it's coming. It's been a trailer already. But we don't know when. It's supposed to be next year. People were touting it for March.
Obviously a follow up to EA's very successful Jedi Fallen Order. Yeah.
A game that you put on and went, oh it's beautiful and then never played it again. Yeah, I played it for about an hour. Absolutely fucking fantastic.
I'd have to go back to that at some point. It's very very good. Can't wait to see what the story takes us hoping for the reveal of the Game Awards.
Like super duper hoping. Do you know if there's any credible people that have leaked it? Yeah, yeah. Loads of credible people have leaked it.
So it sounds like it. It should be there basically is what I'm saying. So I don't know off the top of my head when the Game Awards is.
So whilst I talk really slowly. Survival game? What is a survival game? No, that's what we're saying. It's a survival game is it? No. Is it not a survival game? No.
Why is it? It's called Jedi Survivor. Is it a sequel to Fallen Order? Two weeks away. Two weeks today is the Game Awards. Yes, a sequel.
Sequel to Fallen Order. So obviously me being a Star Wars nerd, I like the way I like where it fits into Star Wars story.
Very interesting time. It's set just after Revenge of the Sith. Anakin turns to Vader. Spoilers. If you don't know that you're an idiot.
And then the gap between him turning into Vader and then obviously Luke Skywalker growing up. So you see, I won't spoil it.
There's some characters in there that everybody will know from in the first one. So if you have any interest in Star Wars, even if just a minute piece, I strongly recommend Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order.
And then you will be ready for Jedi Survivor early next year. Yeah. How long is the campaign on Fallen Order? Can you remember? Yeah, you'll breeze it bro. Probably about 15 hours maybe.
Was that it? Yeah, it's not long. Was that it? I thought it was a long campaign. It's an EA game. They don't do single player games. Remember they say single player games are dead. Maybe I will.
And then they're their best selling games. Of course they are. Maybe I will because I got four days. I got four days until the old Dragonfly comes out. It's still not out. I swear every week you say it's out.
28th. I've said the 28th. Yeah, breeze through that. I may have said the 26th by accident. You'll breeze through that. You'll like it. It's got all the combat of like, it's got the Dark Souls Elden Ring kind of jive going on.
What Fallen Order does. Yeah. It's like you go to a checkpoint. If you die you have to go back to the checkpoint before you get to that checkpoint. I thought you were talking shit. It is. Pick up your bits and pieces. It's got some cool boss fights.
Very good. Very good game. Love it. Tried to platinum it. The map is really difficult. I put it on the other day again to platinum it and then something came out so I installed it. I've got quick internet now so I can download games.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's no drama. I saw someone test their internet connection or their internet speed on TikTok and they had five and a half gigabytes. I thought I had 140 megs. I just said that. I was gassed.
That's silly isn't it? I'm sitting here like a peasant on 60. It's painful. Yeah. It's the first time I've ever had good internet so it's kind of blowing my mind. Can I just say World Cup's been boring really. Oh you're fucking dumb. You are so dumb. No, no, no. There's a lot of nil nils is what I'm saying. No. You haven't been watching them. Nil nil. One nil. Seven nil. Two one. Nil nil. Four one. Nil nil. Two one. That's seven nil. Spain's seven nil. That was boring. And it sounds silly to say that but I watched that.
Name two of the scorers. What from Spain? Yeah. I can't because I was flicking through TikTok. Yeah because you haven't got a clue. I'm not good with the names. What was your favourite game you've watched so far? Favourite game that I've watched so far. I know that everyone on this pod knows that I really aren't that interested in football but for some reason the World Cup has grabbed me. Me and Mark are religiously listening to the World Cup podcast on our way to work and that covers about two hours. Every single day I was kicking off this morning because Sky Sports are a bit late on releasing this so we didn't get to watch that. You were. Yeah. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I
was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. we didn't get to listen. You don't do that um and we've been watching every single game. You know, it's other than like the 10 o'clock ones cuz obviously we're working but the one o'clock and onwards. Yeah, it's decent. I got Mexico in the sweepstakes. so I'll give **** all for that. can't wait. Um my favourite game that I've seen so far, Japan, Germany. Yeah. Yeah, no, named one of the scorers. can't honestly can't I went to football fan. I won
it though. Yeah that's why you like it. Because I bet Japan to win and Mark said what the
fuck you doing then it come through but it was a decent game. I don't know any of the
people but I like watching it. I mean I'm learning, I'm learning. Let me learn. He wants
to hurry up and get this done so he can watch Brazil- Serbia. I do because Mark's got Serbia
on the sweepstakes. Has he? Yeah. Guys, that's bad news. Yeah it's not good. No I'm really
liking it so far. I think it's decent and I think you're stupid for saying it's boring.
No not boring, just a lot of nil nils. Yeah but you just told me that you've only watched
one game. Yeah because I've been busy mate. Yeah but we've all been busy. It doesn't sound
like you have. We do the same job so I know full well that you've got time to sit there
and watch at one o'clock. I'm not talking about work. Hey hey I'm working. I've got time to
watch football bro. I'm working and then I'm back and then I've got stuff to do. I'm a
busy busy man. Yeah? Yeah man. Can I have it on your phone in the background? Yeah sometimes,
not very often. Anyway, Jedi survivor. Can't wait. This is great. This is great. Is it
well? This is terrible isn't it? This is how bad it is when we don't get to plan anything.
Is it any better than this normally? I think it's normally a little bit more streamlined
maybe. It's cold in here isn't it? Are you cold? I've been cold every single time and
you eat every single week. I know. We'll put the heating on soon. What the fuck are you
talking about now? I know it was scheduled to be on tomorrow. I apologise. I apologise.
I want to talk briefly about World of Warcraft and my absolute excitement. Yeah that puts
me in the mood to talk about it when you fucking lean your head back and close your eyes. I've
got a bit of headache. I was just going to sit back and take this time to listen to the
sweet serenading tones of Rhys Linden. No one's listening to my sweet serenading tones.
It's good man. Pre-patch phase two is decent. Obviously you've got the new Drakthir evoker.
Very very fun class. You're just flying around as a dragon. I quite like it. The DPS spec
of it is a bit shit. Fun to play but damage wise it's a bit waft. The healing side of
that class though is fucking phenomenal. It's crazy. So I've sort of re-downloaded my healing
add-ons and done shit that you wouldn't have a clue what to fucking do in a million years.
It looks all technical and it's fucking... But it's good man. There's a little live
event that's going on where you've got all the different elements. So fire, wind, earth
and water spawning out of the ground on certain areas and you've got to fucking kill them
and blah blah blah. So everyone's just doing that and sometimes they have a chance to drop
bits of gear and stuff. So I've just been spamming that but I've got everything that
I needed in two days because they've released catch up gear and shit. So if you haven't
been playing WoW at all they'll release a load of pre-patch gear that you can get quite
easily to give you a little head start when Dragonfly comes out. And I've got all of that
in two days. So I'm back to square one basically. I've got nothing to do. So I'm just counting
down the four days until it comes out. And I'm annoyed because I've got no holiday to
book. So I can't even book the time off for it. But it's good fun. It's good fun.
How have you got no holiday to book? You've booked it all since April.
Yeah. I went on holiday twice, haven't I? Oh you did. You silly Billy.
Yeah. How stupid of me. Cool man.
I'm going to stop talking about World of Warcraft on this one because I don't think anyone listening
gives a fuck either. And they're probably all nodding their heads when they listen to
that. I don't think any of you, you the listeners, give a fuck about World of Warcraft. I don't
think any of you play it and you're wrong-uns for not playing it.
It's just good filler in between my bits. It's filler. It's fucking filler. Yeah.
It just means I haven't got to talk for the whole time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once again, I'm excited that you're excited.
I was in Nerdbase the other day picking up some Funko Pops.
Sponsor us. But give me a fucking Funko Pop that's got
a mark on it. Viserys Targaryen.
No way. It's got a mark on it. It's brand new. And
then Steph was like, no fucking, grab another one. Swap it out. Grab the other one. Swords
bent in half. The only ones there. So I've had to take it. It's only 11 quid. It's not
fucking, it's not the worst thing in the world. And they had an Evie Fry statue in the box.
You know, like, you know, the second floor at the back with the cabinets and shit. It
was sitting up there and Steph's been hunting for one for years, for years and years and
years. And I can't understand it because when you go on eBay and stuff, they're about 250
quid. What?
In there, 125. Now what's wrong with it? So I can't understand that. How are they turning
a profit on that? 125. Still a lot of money in here. I'm having it though. I'm going
to go back and I'm going to have it. So, so you got her on the Funko Pops now? No, Steph's
not on the Funko Pops. She comes with me, don't you say, when she comes to NerdBest.
And they're doing a Black Friday. It used to be me. They're doing a, well, you're fucking
busy all the time, so I don't bother asking anymore. I don't get asked, mate, do I? Let's
be honest. No. It's a fucking piss tape. To be fair, it was a Sunday, so you weren't
available. Why wasn't I? I just know that you weren't available. You didn't ask. No,
I just assumed that you wouldn't be available on a Sunday. That's the answer, isn't it?
You assumed. Yeah. Never assumed. Steph come with me anyway and they're doing a Black Friday
deal. There's shit there that's cheap and I'm going to go. I'm going to go on the weekend
and have a look at it. Cheap tomorrow? Why is it cheap tomorrow? I sent you the reason
on Instagram. Oh yeah, it's you that fucking, wait, what? Shut up. What? What did you send
me? I sent you the thing that said, hey, Black Friday, come on down. Oh yeah, it was you
that showed me. It's always someone else, isn't it? Never give me any credit for nothing.
It's bullshit. Well, I'm going to go. I'm going to go and I'm going to have a look.
And I'm so tempted. That's what we should have fucking banged on a little bit, is that
Elden Ring board game. Well, go on then. Did you see the Kickstarter for that? Yes, I looked
at it. It's very expensive. No, no, no. Yeah, but did you see? I can't understand why it's
so expensive because they basically, it's really bad. I don't know the fucking the people
that are making it, but basically there's an Elden Ring board game Kickstarter and their
goal was to get $125,000 and I had an email come through saying that they'd broken a million.
Yeah. So it's Ewan Moore from Gaming Bible, Alex Radcliffe from Board Game Co, Matt Jarvis
from Dicebreaker, GamesRadar and Ben Sledge the Gamer. The board game looks fucking sick.
I'm just interested in the minis. Yeah. You've seen how expensive some of these editions
are. So the first one's what? 70 quid and you get the board game and a DLC. Second one's
150 odd quid and you get like most of the DLCs on it. So the 70 quid is like a 20 hour
campaign and then the 151 is a 40 hour campaign and you also get the iron fist fucking pot
figure thingy and the most expensive one is like 360 odd quid. It looks good though. But
you see how many people are fucking pleasure. Most of them have gone for the 300 odd quid
one. I don't know if it's sick. Look at it. I know it's fucking cool. I know it's cool.
That's why I suggested we get it and we play it together but you poo pooed it. So I won't
bother. I was going to pay for it. Yeah but it doesn't mean that I just know what. But
I was going to get the 151 because I really wanted the special shit. I'm not paying 350
odd quid for a board game. 364 pound. Everything in the kickstarter. Oh it's mental though
man. 100 plus minis. Two and a half thousand cards plus. Two and a half thousand cards.
90 plus hour replayable campaign. Realm of the graph. For 360. Weeping peninsular expansion.
Two and a half. Stormvale caster expansion. Flying dragon agil expansion. Urd tree avatar
expansion plus all daily unlocks worth an additional 100 pounds. I didn't understand
the daily unlock things and I don't know what that current, that discount thing is on whatever.
I don't know what that is. All I know is none of this makes sense but I want it. Two and
a half. It's even got Godric the grafted. Look at the size of it. Yeah you can paint
those models though. You see how they purposely made them grey so you'd be able to paint them
however you want not that we fucking would. Flying dragon agil. You just know that when
that comes out. Need to speak to our boy Conor if you want him painted. Urd tree avatar.
That's going to be worth a fortune isn't it. Well Conor's fallen off the fucking face of
the earth. Yeah he got married and realised it was too good for us. He fucking disappeared.
I got married years ago. I didn't leave you behind you little rat. Fuck you gone. Dropping
and out of my life. Yeah. You drop out again that's it we're done. He has disappeared.
We're in a group chat with him and he's been absolutely silent. No well done on the podcast.
This episode's really really good. I'm really enjoying this. I've been showing everyone
this episode. You need to listen to this. Fuck all from him. But we still love and respect
him. He just needs to. It's dwindling. You'll be listening to this. You watch we'll get
a message come through. We'll get a message come through about 5 o'clock in the evening
on Friday. We'll get a message from him. I love you guys. But you reckon back to the
board game. You reckon that will be almost like a collectors kind of thing. Or you think
it will become mainstream. Mainly because it's not. It's just Elden Ring. It's not
Bandai Namco doing it is it. So it's not like official. It's like someone making a God of
War board game or whatever and it's not made by Santa Monica or endorsed by Santa Monica.
So it's not real. It's cool but it's not going to become like a thing. No well they must
have something to do with Bandai Namco. Otherwise they wouldn't be able to just make an Elden
Ring board game without some form of. It's fan isn't it. You can do what you want. I
could make a thing if I want. I don't mean it's going to look good but I could make one.
But this does look good. It looks fucking amazing. I mean I'm a bit. I should think
so for the money. I'm a bit daunted by two and a half thousand cards. Obviously you wouldn't
end up with that. Yeah it would be a long game of snap wouldn't it. That's fucking.
That is crazy. Me and Steph struggle a little bit with well I struggle a little bit. She's
fucking sweet with it. Ashes were born. Reborn reborn. And that's only got like fucking under
cards in it. It looks good. It looks good. I might get it. I might get it. I might not.
And if I do get it then we'll have a little dabble in it and try and figure it out. But
again we've got to find spare time outside of the podcast to do that. And it's just crazy.
I've got such a crazy life. No spare time. It looks good but it don't look as good as
Marvel snap. I see that on the list. Why are we talking about this shit. So we get that
out of the way. Marvel snappy snaps now. Yeah because that's still still going on. Fucking
why do you think I'm so long doing a poem. Well what. So I was sitting here waiting to
do a pod. You're sitting on sitting on your ass evacuating your bowels. During a poem
playing Marvel snap one win one loss. Well I'm sat there guy asking you to come on.
Hurry up. We've got things to do. The coffees are getting cold. Yeah I was playing Marvel
snap. I don't think it's that good. I'm going to have to give it another go. All right.
Just to say every single person I've said download it to is fucking obsessed with it.
It doesn't matter though does it. It doesn't mean that it's good. I don't give a shit if
you like it. I couldn't give a fuck. I love it. They all love it. That's all I'm saying.
If you don't like it. Why are you coming at me on a Thursday with this sort of attitude.
I'm tired and I'm ready for war mate. What do you mean. I'm ready for war. You want a
fucking battle we'll battle. At the end of the day. I'm Marvel snap. Do you like it.
I don't care if you download it and you hate it. I couldn't give a monkey's if you love
it. Great. If you don't. Who gives a shit. We're supposed to vibe off of each other's
opinions on gaming. Yeah. Well so why. Why. Because you fucking shit on everything. Why
what. What have I sat on. Every single game. No I haven't. That's shit. I played it for
12 minutes and it was. God of War is a prime example of this. You're talking out your ass
man. You're just fucking butter because you mentioned FIFA once and I said it was absolute
dog shit which it is and you're just holding on to that. Hated FIFA. Hated God of War.
I didn't say I hated God of War. I've never said that either. You never played it. You
never played God of War when I met you. No you're stupid. I had played God of War. I
just couldn't be arsed to go through it. It weren't holding me. Remember the conversation.
It weren't holding you. God of War weren't holding you. Yeah and now look. Got you into
that. What else were you saying. Elden Ring. I'm gonna fucking sell this shit. It's a shit
fucking wank game. Yeah but everyone felt like that. No they didn't. They fucking did.
Everyone felt like that. They did. To make excuses. Marvel Snap. It's fucking shit. It's
just like that other game they used to play. No it weren't excuses. Look just because we
can all be a souls born veteran like yourself. No. Some of us had to. I don't preach it.
You preach it. No you fucking preached it. No. Some of us had to deal with Elden Ring
and that fucking tree bastard at the beginning. Come in. That tree sentinel. I fucking saved
your arse. Got you through the first boss and then that was it. And then I was away.
And then I overtook you very very very quickly. Because you cheated. I didn't. How did I cheat?
Mimicked you. That's not a cheat though is it? Exploit. I used exactly what the game
gave me. You knew it was OP. And your orders as well. So that's why you overtook me. No
you're talking shit. That's why you overtook me. I overtook you because I overtook you.
And you get like 12 hours a day more than me to do what you wish. I overtook you because
I become better at the game than you. Arsehole. What? You. Right. You got it out of your system.
Nope. What was we talking about? Marvel Snap. Sick game. Love it. Every breathing second
of the day if I'm not doing anything I am doing that. I don't go on social media anymore.
I am playing Marvel fucking Snap. I'm flying through the battle pass which I bought. The
other week. I'm spending no money on it apart from the battle pass. And I am getting new
cards daily. Multiples. I am making decks. I'm smashing beat all over the place. I'm
getting smashed all over the place. Am I getting upset? Sometimes a little bit. Not too much.
I'm up in platinum rank. I am forking flying. Has a 9 out of 10 on Steam and a 4.6 star
rating on Google. It's actually mental. I watched the developer update because it's
only been out two weeks. See that? 4.6 stars. 179,000 reviews. It is crazy. The developer
put a YouTube video out the other day explaining the future. It's only been out two weeks.
Obviously he had early access. All the things that are coming to it. It's obviously brand
new. They're releasing one new card a week. The amount of stuff they're going to add is
just nuts. The roadmap is crazy. I've never ever ever in my entire life been into a mobile
game like this. The closest would be Pokemon Go. It's the closest I'd ever be to be. And
even then to this stage. Because the games are so quick. You can just smash them out.
You can have a game that lasts like three minutes. Two minutes. And you just get such
a reward. The best free to play game I've ever played on console or phone. Because it's
so free to play friendly. It doesn't lock you out of anything because oh refresh your
gems or you can't play for 12 hours. And none of that. You're just constantly leveling up.
Constantly unlocking cards. Card variants. Getting credits and gold. It's just great.
Really really good. I will give it another go and see how we get on.
Genuinely. It's fantastic. If you like it. Like if you don't.
Have you seen this pal kiddie thing?
I know what I'm talking about. I'm not on TikTok.
I know but you might have seen it on Instagram or something like that. It looks like that.
No it looks like a. No they didn't. It looks like a DS.
Gameboy.
Gameboy. And it's got like every single older game downloaded onto it. PSP games. Fucking
Nintendo. Pokemon.
Is it legit? What do you mean?
Is it a legit thing or is it like a botched thing someone's made?
No it's a legit thing that you can buy but Andrew at work bought one in. He bought one.
And we were playing it. His cost him 100 quid. Get it on Amazon for 123 quid.
I know people that. See a lot of people that don't play games would be up for that. They
like them little games.
But Mark flicked through it as well. What's it called?
A pal kiddie. Spell it. P-O-W-K-I-D-D-Y-C. They should be fucking sponsoring us now for
plugging that one.
Oh yeah.
And it's got like every game downloaded onto it. And it's got back triggers on it. All
sorts of shit. And Mark was playing fucking Tony York on it.
Tony Yorks?
Yeah yeah man. It's got fucking everything on it.
Proper games.
This sounds like a proper advert. I promise you it ain't an advert.
I wish it was.
It's just filler.
15,000 games built in.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Jesus H Christ Fenton.
And I think it's got something like a six hour battery on it. Something like that.
Yeah that's cool.
But I see it on TikTok and I thought I'd ask Boggs. It's actually Boggs. And then Andrew
brought one in. I was like this is fucking shit. And it looks decent man. Like screen
wide. It's decent. Real decent. For fucking around out and about.
I like it. I might get one for Christmas.
Once I found out it had Pokemon on it. All of them.
It's a bit of a crispy one.
Keep my eyes on that.
I don't think it's endorsed by any of the developers of the games.
One day you're going to be like sorry we're going to have to shut it down.
I don't think it's legit. Well yeah but once you got one you got one.
It's not supposed to be installed isn't it?
Yeah it's not an online thing.
Yeah I just thought that was quite cool.
It's very cool. Anyway we should probably move on.
I'll keep my eyes on that though.
It is all emulated. All of it is emulated obviously. So that tells me that none of it
is endorsed by Sony.
There's no way it would be endorsed. 15,000 endorsement of games.
Yeah but that's just crazy for 120 quid for that.
Yeah it is. It's worth it.
I just find that mental. Cool. Might get one.
Very cool.
Nice little review. What were we talking about?
World of Warcraft.
Marvel Snap it was actually.
Marvel Snap. So I've now enabled that on my phone so we can play around.
Is that online? You can play with other people?
Yep.
You've been playing with all your other friends yeah?
No but mentally no you haven't got the game in you.
There's no friends list yet. That's the last thing they're adding. But mentally.
That coffee is stone cold.
Yeah I know. I drank mine about 20 minutes ago and it's freezing.
Great.
Yours must be awful.
Mentally. There's no friends list which they're adding and stuff like that regardless. Me
and Clarky actually matched with each other yesterday. The day before.
Sorry I got a mouthful of coffee. Who won?
You didn't win did you?
It was a close run thing. He wore me down between turns because he took so long.
Why did it work? Because he was thinking methodically.
He didn't know it was me.
Oh he didn't know it was you?
His name is very unique and he's always used it.
What's your name?
I'm not saying. I'll tell you after this.
Why?
Because if people beat me I don't want them saying I'll beat you.
Regardless my name is fairly obvious. You see my name you're going to ask me.
It's got wolf in it isn't it?
Nope.
It's got Vader in it isn't it?
Yep.
Yeah of course it does.
It's got kind of got wolf in it too.
Regardless yeah we no he beat me pulled my pants right down and turned my ass.
Is it Fenrir Vader?
No that's a cool name.
I'm just thinking.
The name's out of the box.
Yeah you won't get it.
Sorry.
So yeah it was a close run affair. He beat me fair and square. I told him I screenshotted
it and was like this is you and it's like I didn't realise that was you or I'd have
tried. So he did fucking try and he fell asleep between your turns.
I had to try. And he still fucked you up.
So if he was really trying he would have really done you in quicksand.
He beat me fair and square. I GG'd him. Fair play. Well done. The only thing I'll say in
my defence is I had two finisher cards. I didn't draw either of them. So luck of the
draw boy. Luck of the draw. Here we go. It's your show. Moving on.
That's your fucking favourite saying then. It is.
It's your show.
Witcher 3 is approaching.
Fastly approaching.
Fastly approaching. And before the pod we had a little flick for Instagram and it popped
up with the bits that it's adding to the next gen update. Fucking awesome slow segment.
Do you think that the PS5 and the Xbox should also have ray tracing? Because the PC is only
getting it. Ray tracing just basically makes it look beautiful.
I don't give a shit. Right. Because ray tracing means it's not going to run at 60 frames per
second on console. And I don't give a fuck about ray tracing. I want it to look smooth.
Quickly. You know how you said try God of War on performance as opposed to quality.
Yes. Fucking hell. How did I not notice?
I know.
How? Because I don't know how I didn't notice it because I went to performance and ran it
at 60 frames per second and then I bounced back to quality just to see. I couldn't see
there was very little difference in visuals but that frame difference was incredible.
Painful wasn't it?
And I can't comprehend that because when I started playing it I started it in quality
so I started it at 30 frames and I thought it was smooth as butter. And when I went to
60 frames I went oh what the fuck is going on here? What is going on here? And then I
swapped back I was like holy shit this is awful. This looks terrible in 30 frames.
Just when you turn the camera it feels like it's sludge.
I didn't notice that when you start with 30 frames. It's crazy.
The first thing I do now on any game I go to settings and if there's a performance or
quality mode I go to show it in performance because I can't. I turn into a snob. I can't
play things at 30 FPS anymore.
I agree man. Didn't Fortnite used to be 30 frames and then they changed it?
Everything was 30 FPS. Everything.
Yeah. It's crazy isn't it?
It's just delicious.
It's crazy. Anyway back to the Witcher. I just had to throw that in there because I
was...
Yeah that is my answer. No because if you do ray tracing then it puts things at 30 FPS
and I can't play like that.
You don't want 30 FPS?
You don't want things like that. The Witcher having this 60 FPS being part of it. It's
going to be smooth. It's going to be lovely. It's going to be lovely. Delicious.
It won't be 30 frames per second on the PC.
No no but yeah obviously we're not.
A nice solid 1.4.4.
Yeah that's cool. I'm happy for them. But I won't be playing it on PC.
For me.
I probably won't even touch it.
Well actually no I might do because obviously the graphics will be a lot better than what
they actually are.
Yeah see I don't give a monkey's really. It's always playable.
No I play vampire survivors in my spare time.
Yeah but that's different though innit? Because that still looks crispy. That's designed to
look that way.
It's quirky. It's lovely.
You're still playing that?
So warm.
Can't you complete it?
Yeah you can I guess but it's just fun. Just really fun.
You know this happens all the time. Gaming lol. Nothing going on. Too much going on now.
I don't know what to play. I've got Marvel Snap. I've got Warzone. I've got the DMZ mode.
I've got DayZ. I've got fucking vampire survivors. All I wanted was Warzone. I wanted God of
War. I wanted God of War.
And I would have done God of War.
Get that done before Warzone. Warzone's out. As soon as I started playing Warzone because
it's gone for a more realistic military shooter-esque thing I'm like oh I now really want to play
DayZ. And now I'm bouncing between them two and Vampire Survivors and Snap.
Have you seen the G walking?
I'm playing Marvel Snap between Warzone games. Yet we're getting each other in trouble because
we keep dying playing Marvel Snap. We're getting bought back and we're like I'm just going
to have to hang because I'm in a game. All of us. It's a disease if anything. It's getting
stupid. I'm going to sleep. My eyes are flickering. I close my eyes and I'm just seeing bright
lights everywhere because I've just been... If I'm not looking at the telly I'm looking
at my phone playing games. It's just like ultimate nerd levels.
Yeah.
I'm getting headache. I've got headache. I'm getting a bigger one. A better one. An evolved
one.
Have you seen the G walking in COD? Have you seen that? The new movement?
No.
It's like people running around like fucking gorillas. On the floor on all fours.
How?
I don't know how it's done but I keep seeing clips of them bouncing off of...
No, like the Superman frog splash dive thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you dolphin dive and then jump up.
I've never seen anybody do it in game. It's just on videos that pop up with people just
going crazy with it but I don't think it's a thing that's ever going to become an issue
in this.
I don't know. I feel like by the looks of it that's a thing that's going to become an
issue.
No, because no one can do it. It's weird.
I don't know. Just look at that. Ignore the monkey music behind it.
Yeah, I've seen that video. It's not happening. You ain't doing that.
I don't know.
It's not wars anyway. It's multiplayer. It's a different beast entirely.
What do you mean?
It's multiplayer.
Yeah, but it's the same mechanic. It's the same movement mechanics.
Yeah, it's not though. It is but it's not. It's a different thing. You try doing that
in an open field, you're getting beamed, bro. You can't do that. It's a tiny little map.
You got these little movements. You do that. You can have a geezer on a roof. You can have
a geezer in the bushes. It ain't happening. Good on him.
Witch of Free. Can't wait. Probably won't play it. I don't know why I'm saying that.
Why would you not play it?
I watched the stream, the viewing stream yesterday. I was underwhelmed.
You're not hyped for it? Yeah, but you was underwhelmed for God of War.
The grass looked all right.
I wanted a bit more. They've added a tiny thing. They've added one quest. You can't
get snobby with it. It's a free update. You know what I mean?
I think the reason they've done this, two reasons. One, get a bit of good will back
after Cyberpunk launch. Because CDPR had a lot of money in the bank because people rate
them highly because they're not a monetization company.
Yeah, but I thought they were covered.
They've released good single games. Yeah, I know, but they would have started a long
time ago doing this.
Just bumping it up a bit more.
They're trying to get a bit more credit back in the bank. People give them a bit more respect
back. Fair enough. The other reason of the Witcher series success, capitalize on that.
Get people back in. Get people that have never played it.
Get people hyped for it.
Get people that have never played the Witcher and they've got new consoles. Oh yeah, I'll
have a go on that.
Yeah.
The trouble is I will play it. 100% I will play it.
Of course you will.
Will I play it all the way through again? I don't know. It's a long game, multiple DLCs.
I mean, when I say it's a long game, it's fucking long.
Don't say that because I ain't going to touch it now.
High quality. It's high quality. The highest quality.
Yeah.
Of like story telling and stuff. You love stories. God of War, one of the best stories
ever.
I do love me a story.
Because you ain't going to get a more invested world than the Witcher with the lore and all
the books and the games and all that coincide.
Very cool, isn't it?
Yeah, I think it's cool. Yeah, I know. You don't even like the Witcher when you got that.
It's bullshit really, but whatever.
It was a gift.
Yeah, I know. A gift that you didn't deserve.
I'm sorry.
Your show moving on.
It's because we were watching the Witcher series. So I got quite heavy into it.
RIP Henry Cavill. Come back to the Witcher series please.
Yeah, but that's a... is that an age change thing? Why has that happened?
Because he's going back to being Superman. I reckon.
You think?
But then there's a lot of things saying that it's because the writers aren't following
the books and what he perceived the story.
Yeah, because I think you get caught off guard at just how much of a nerd he is.
He's great. He does a lot for us nerds.
Yeah, he's full on nerd man. I'm all for it. I fucking love the geezer, but he's proper
Warhammer style, like happy to sit for hours painting models. Nothing wrong with that whatsoever.
I just haven't got the attention span for it. But he is in there. He's nerd with big
boy money. You know what I mean? Like he could go to a nerd base and go, give me the keys.
I'll have everything.
I'm having it. Get the fuck out.
Can I help you say I want it all?
Yeah.
Get out. It's mine now.
I want all of it.
Yeah, the good thing is he's a heartthrob. So women love him and then they're like, oh,
he's a nerd.
Nerds ain't that bad, are they? So then we don't look so pathetic.
Oh yeah, but you don't look like a nerd either. You're like him. You look nothing like a
nerd. So you get away with it. You know what I mean? Football hooligan, cockney motherfucker.
You know what I mean? You don't portray anything like a nerd. Then when we first went into
nerd base, they were terrified.
They were terrified. People were, you know, when you go into the dwarven city in God of
War and they all fucking scarper and hide in their holes. That was basically what happened.
There was a breeze. There was a breeze running through nerd base. They were all terrified.
No, I bowled in there. I went, where's the Star Wars shit? He went, in there sir. I'm
joking.
Where is it? Where are the lightsabers?
Where's Darth Vader? Where is he? No, I'm a bad, obviously I'm a massive nerd. I'm going
to the Star Wars convention. I can't wait. I've been thinking about that a lot lately.
Yeah. You're excited for it. Can you remember when it is?
Yes, it's next year.
You can't remember the date can you? Because I fucking can't.
I've been putting a five or a week away saving.
Have you? You're planning on spending big?
What, five or a week? I'll get there.
I was told, Jam, everything in the savings account, just consider it not in there.
You've got to come back with a lightsaber, surely.
I'm coming back with something fucking salty.
There has to be surely a stall set up where they make custom lightsabers.
It's around April, May or June, isn't it?
Something like that, yeah.
Which may is my birthday, so I'm allowed. It's my birthday.
It's in the heat, man. So people are going to be sweaty.
I don't care. Get me in there. Get me around all the merch.
Yeah.
Get me seeing some Ewan McGregor's.
Get me to the expensive shit that I can flog.
I had a dream last night. Me and Eminem became best friends. I woke up this morning massively
disappointed because I had so many questions.
Go on. What was one of the questions?
Just tweet him. We're big enough.
The weird thing was, I did speak to him in my dream. I was chilling out with him and
I was like, I'm going to send you a Twitter friend request and an Instagram request. I
don't know why Twitter matters because I'm well like that, but yeah, I know because I
want you to follow me back on both.
Maybe use a hammer support.
So we're like mutual friends and then people will be like, wow, your friends with Eminem.
And he was like, no. I was like, yeah, but we're best friends. He was like, yeah, I know,
but I'm not adding you. I was like, what? That's weird, man. I asked him to be my dad.
So that was probably the man in the coffin.
What is this?
I don't know. I woke up disappointed, man.
That's the worst thing ever. That is the worst thing ever.
You know, you'd like wake up, you're like, fuck it. I was mad. And then you're like,
oh shit, I just woke up. It was a dream.
Yeah. Yeah. You go, what the fuck? When you have some real decent, decent dreams. Yeah.
Yeah. That was one of them. But there you go. Eminem's not my dad and he doesn't want
to add me on Instagram.
We moved. Eminem's not my dad.
He's done more for me than my real dad has anyway. So fuck you.
Ironically, my real dad's name's Mark. So fuck you, Mark.
What is this?
This is now turned into counseling.
This has turned into a triad session. This is ridiculous.
We move. Which of three? That's going to be gassed. Anyway, moving on.
I'm sorry, I can't get over this.
This is absolute bullshit.
How are we allowed to put this out?
I don't know because no one's stopping us.
No one's listening to stop us.
No one's interested in us.
If someone actually listens to us, we're like, whoa, we've got to stop these fucking clowns.
How have you been getting on in days, eh?
We've just jumped a section, have we?
No, we haven't. It's all jumbled up, isn't it?
How have you been getting on?
I love it.
You've been playing with Clarky at all?
No, onesies.
So what's happened is, well, you saw what happened.
So I kept going on. I kept dying. I wasn't bothered. I enjoyed it.
Then I sent you a video of what happened the other day.
I was mooching about. I was looking around. I found the odd item. Nothing too exciting.
And then I ran outside this building and heard flies.
I was normally indicated dead body.
I love that it's that in-depth.
Well, there was shooting and all sorts, but obviously I didn't have nothing, so I wasn't scared.
So I ran into this little building, not a hospital, but a pharmacy, I think.
I went in there and I followed the noise of the flies, found the dead body.
He was at a window. So I looted him. He had weapons and shit.
He was pretty geared, not mad, but he had a pistol with a flashlight on it and stuff.
So then you can take the battery out of the flashlight and stuff and I could put it in my torch.
There was loads of good shit. I was like, gas. So you saw me.
I was in there. Obviously, Daisy's super in-depth.
So you can't just shoot your gun and then press square to reload.
So you have to have a magazine.
And then you have to manually load the bullets into the magazine.
And if you are going to reload, you have to load the bullets manually into another magazine.
So you press reload, it will take that magazine out and put it in.
So that's what you saw me doing in the clip. I was reloading all the clips.
I was getting everything ready just so I could venture back out.
And then I heard that gunshot. So I was like, you saw the shock.
I was like, what the hell was that? That sounded close.
So I just snuck through the building. I thought, is he coming?
I heard zombies running. I was like, that means someone is coming.
And then you poke me around the corner. He come in. I went bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
You don't get hit markers in this game.
And a lot of the time when you shoot someone, nine times out of ten they go unconscious as opposed to dead.
So I wasn't sure if he was dead or not. So I put a few more in him.
Looking back, it wasn't ideal because that ruins his clothes and a lot of items.
So I shouldn't have done that.
You should have robbed him and then put the bullet in his head.
You can handcuff him and duct tape him and all that sort of stuff.
I didn't want to take a risk. I was gassed.
Yeah, we don't want to do that.
I've never killed anyone like that on the game. So not like that anyway.
So yeah, it was a massacre.
Yeah, a little tip for you. If you're going to kill anyone in DayZ, shoot them until they're unconscious.
Take their shit and then shoot them again.
Well, ah!
Oh, bugs in it.
Yeah, I thought it was a spider.
Fuck off.
So yeah, he's got a sniper rifle. I've never seen before. Like SSG or SGG.
Can I just say I saw the clip and it was brutal.
It was an execution.
He was probably going to kill you. Let's face it.
That's what he was doing.
He was coming in.
This is how I've got it in my head. Because there was gunshots.
Yeah.
I was coming towards the city.
I'm going to quickly watch over the clip again.
I ran in the building. I found the man covered in flies.
The man responsible for this.
These gunshots were going off for ages.
What's happened? They're having a gunfight.
He sniped him.
Yeah, I see you looking at your scope.
He sniped him from a long way away and where he sniped him, he's made his way over to loot him.
But I've already looted him.
So he thinks the geezer in there is already dead.
Yeah.
But I'm already in there looting it.
And as he comes around the corner, I'm waiting and I bang, bang, bang.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah. I accidentally. I know what you mean.
I accidentally watched the cod clip that you sent me first.
Where you hide behind the door and then fucking execute that geezer.
Love a bit of executing it.
I was while you're talking, I was watching it.
I was literally about to say, Daisy, you got an update because those graphics look fantastic.
Yeah.
Here it is.
Yeah.
He comes blasting through the door.
It is awful.
You know what I mean?
It's quite straight in.
Oh, good God.
And the flashes as well because it's dark.
There's no hit markers.
You don't know if they've hit him.
And he's just down.
That's it.
And you put a couple more rounds in his chest.
Yeah, because normally they go unconscious.
You don't know.
Full on execution.
So yeah, then I'm looting him.
He's got everything.
So what's happened is I've looted his stuff and then, because Gem loves it.
It's her favorite game ever.
She just sit there for hours watching me run through fields doing nothing.
What, Daisy?
She loves it.
She really likes it.
She loves it.
She got a PlayStation.
She was playing it on her own account in the bedroom where he was playing with Clarkie on headphones.
She loves it.
Anyway, so I done that and I said to Gem, I was like, I've got to turn it off.
My heart, it's gone too much.
It's trying to log out.
So I logged out and then every day since then, I've gone on before I've put Call of Duty
on and I've moved a little bit down the road, gone into another building, looted it and
then logged out again.
I'm so scared of losing my stuff.
So I don't even want to play.
Because that's the fun of the game is the.
Yeah, but that's the whole point.
I know what you I know, but I know where I am.
I've actually worked out where I am on the map.
Clarkie knows where I am and he's going to play at Saturday.
He's going to work his way down to me.
And then when I log on and he logs on, we'll be together and we can.
It's not cross platform, is it?
I don't know.
I have to check because I think I think all Portugal scored, by the way.
Was it Cristiano Ronaldo?
It was.
It was Ronaldo, who is now a free agent at the moment.
Yeah, not interested.
Right.
Not that much.
We were probably worth 500 grand a week.
The guys will be getting his worth of fortune.
Yeah, he's not 30.
He's not 37 years old or so.
Pay that for that case.
He's slowing that.
Well, he's just scored now against a massive team like Ghana.
Yeah, well, Ghana is actually pretty good.
Well, obviously they're holding it.
I'm just checking to see if Daisy's cosplay because I think I've played it on the
PlayStation and I just I just couldn't get to grips with the with the buttons.
You probably played it on the PS4, bro.
Yeah, I did.
It was a PS4.
So much smooth on PS4.
Is it better on PS4?
100 percent.
PS4.
PS4 is dog water when I was playing it.
PS5 is hugely better.
Daisy is not cross platform.
This means if so, maybe I'll have to jump on the on the on the PlayStation then.
It's so good if you just want to get lost in a little.
You watch the Internet where the PlayStation is be actually fucking wank.
Literally like it's to the level where, you know, I slaughtered a chicken for its meat.
Then I had to cut it up.
But because I didn't have gloves on, my hands were covered in blood.
But if I if I was eating without washing my hands somewhere first, then I was going to get ill.
It's literally real life in it.
Real life.
So you have to jump into this game and think exactly how you would in the real world.
What it is, is it's a simulator for when the apocalypse happens.
Which don't sound like it's too far off.
No, but zombie apocalypse wise, it is this is what you would do.
Me and Steph have had this discussion before.
She'd be dead in five minutes.
Her knees are too bogus.
She wouldn't be able to run.
And it's survival of the fittest.
I'd have to leave her.
You know what I mean?
You have to.
I can't. I've seen too much Walking Dead.
You can't.
You can't fucking drag the weak ones with you.
You've got to go.
I'd go up top somewhere high.
You've got to go Negan, haven't you?
Yeah.
They finished that now.
Walking Dead's done.
Did you watch the end?
I saw.
I did see like two minutes, I think, for the last scene.
So I just want to say what happens.
I'm not going to say it's out of order.
No, go on.
No, because people might watch it.
I'm not that guy.
But they would have seen it already.
Well, you know, they might not have.
I only finished this week.
I only finished Monday.
Yeah, it's to the point where if you're like,
if you're coming down the ladder and you just in other games,
you take it for granted, just slide down the ladder.
You slide down the ladder in this and you're not wearing gloves.
Your hands will bleed.
Yeah.
And then you might get an infection.
You get an infection.
It's just nuts.
It's just insane.
The level is just nuts.
And it's a fantastic game.
Maybe I need to approach it from that angle because when I remember,
when I was playing it last time,
yeah, I was playing it like a first person shooter.
I wasn't playing it like a survival game.
I was playing it because I was sprinting around trying to eat grapes.
But if you sprint too much,
it fucks you up.
Your shoes will wear out and then your feet will bleed.
Yeah.
It's that in depth, is it?
Are you talking shit or is it that in depth?
I swear to God, it is that.
Sometimes you'll get so confused as to what's happened.
You'll be like Googling it and they'll be like, did you do this?
You'll be like, oh, fucking hell, yeah, that makes sense, doesn't it?
And if you're really cold and you're sprinting,
then your temperature goes up.
Yeah, because you're sprinting.
But you wouldn't think that in any other game, would you?
No.
Exactly.
Maybe I will.
If you go in water or you're in rain,
you get wet, you get cold.
You take your clothes off and you can wring your clothes out to get the water out.
Yeah.
And make it a fire and stuff.
And you can do all of this on console.
What do the buttons look like for this, though?
How the fuck do you do this on the buttons?
So...
Does it just come up with prompts and stuff?
So everything is confusing in terms of like...
So if you're wet, it'll be a little symbol of wet.
So you'll go into a house and everything is through your hands.
So you'll take...
Say you take your jacket off, you'll press...
You go into your menu, you press X to hold whatever item you're hovering over,
i.e. your jacket in your hands.
When it's in your hands, come out the menu and your option will be in the corner.
So it'll say, wring clothes, R2.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So everything is done through your hands.
So to put bullets in a clip, you'll want to put the clip in your hands,
go to the bullets in your menu, press circle to combine, and then...
It takes some getting used to, but when you've understood it, it's very simple.
You can get there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But there's so much to it, you couldn't even touch the surface, bro.
It's phenomenal.
That shit sounds...
You want to...
I might have to reverse this.
This geezer that I killed, that geezer in the clip,
he had loads of disinfected bandages.
So when you spawn, you get bandages.
You get bandages and glow stick, that's all you get.
And an apple.
No, you don't get that no more.
Oh, right, brilliant.
So you can get food easy off zombies and that really.
So yeah, he had disinfected bandages, rags.
So if you see some clothes on the floor that you don't need or want,
if you've got a knife or axe or whatever, you can just cut the clothes up into rags.
But then the clothes are dirty.
So if you're bleeding and you bandage yourself, you might get an infection.
So you can disinfect the bandages and it will say disinfected.
So you can't get sick.
If you pick up a bottle of water and you drink it or you get a bottle
and you go and scoop it out the water, you'll get sick.
You can put tablets in it to cleanse the water.
If you find a bottle of half filled water or something on the floor,
you can just empty the water on the floor and then get some Milton tablet.
Honestly, I could see it for hours going on in depth.
Is this insanity?
Yeah, I'll give it a download on the on the place.
I don't know if you like it because I say you I think you're more of an adrenaline
want stuff going on all the time.
This is more of a we want about I used to play PUBG religiously
and there's fucking nothing going on on that game.
There is waiting.
This is all right.
Cool. You might surprise me.
It's enough of that because we've been I'll be talking about that for hours.
I'm going to find you and I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to find you.
I'm going to knock you unconscious and I'm going to tie you up.
I'm going to wait until you log back on because I got notifications set for when you log back on.
You do that and then I'll wait.
And then when you when you finally awake, I'll bang you around the head with a frying pan.
If you that's fine.
If you if you if you capture someone or whatever, you just run up to someone
and you point your gun at them.
Don't move or shoot you.
Has he got proximity?
Yeah.
People genuinely be like, oh, yeah, yeah, all right, mate, give me an apple or give me what
everything in your pockets or I'll kill you and they will.
You can not put rags in their mouth or whatever.
You put a rag in their mouth and then they talk for the mic.
You can't hear them.
See, they're a fresh born.
Now you just go and kill me.
They waste your bullets.
We put around in my head.
I am now at the stage.
I am KOS.
I am kill on sight.
That's where I'm at.
I want you don't give anyone any not at the moment.
I got too much gear.
People see me with the gear I got.
They want me.
So stuff.
How many so how many bullets would it take?
Is it realistic to a point where if I shoot you in the chest?
Is that right?
Yeah.
Oh, God, very rainy.
That's going to be fun.
Shoot me in the chest.
I'm in dire straits.
I could die pretty quick.
How many so how many shots?
Obviously that clip you put in almost a full mag.
But I took like three, four bullets.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You took three, four bullets and then when he was on the floor dead, you sunk another
three or four into dead.
Will he?
Yeah, but how's what you've got on?
Right.
So if I come up behind you with a pistol and shot you in the head, you'll be dead.
So do they?
Can I?
If you've got a helmet on, it might protect you.
But you can you can find plate carriers so you can survive more in the chest and stuff.
Is it?
Do you have health bars?
Is there health bars on it?
Kind of.
I don't know what to call it.
There's like a I'm going to have to I'm going to have to fucking download it.
Oh, kind of equalized.
Wow.
Oh, that's exciting.
Are you fans?
Time.
Fanta.
Are you?
Yeah.
Sorry.
I'll be Andre.
I used to play for it is indeed.
He's played for us.
Sick little player.
Oh, poor school of discourse.
There's me saying the World Cup was boring.
Felix.
Jay Felix.
Yeah.
Joe Felix.
Athlete of home Madrid.
I think he plays.
Yeah.
So that's my Daisy experience.
I love it.
Yeah.
Sure.
That sounds cool, man.
I'll probably jump on it and then hate it in five minutes ago.
What the fuck is this?
But we'll see.
We will see.
Yeah.
Also got a couple of dubs.
Quite a first ever win the other day.
And then I got my first solo win last night and got a duo's win with Clarky, I think.
So yeah, three wins.
So it's been good.
Good, good, good.
Yeah.
Good haul.
Still loving it.
Very good.
You been doing much DMZ?
Not really.
I've done a little bit.
Has the hype sort of settled in on that one?
No, they just need to add a little bit more, don't they?
Yeah.
Plus, I just like playing Warzone.
Yeah, yeah.
If I was just playing on my own.
I've played DMZ to level up some guns and stuff.
I do think it's got a lot of potential.
Potential, yeah.
I think they can go far with it if they want to.
I saw a thing and it was like, battlefield cannot keep up pace with Call of Duty.
No, they can't.
Which I think, yeah, with Call of Duty's release with DMZ, they can't.
They just can't.
That's fair enough.
Battlefield who?
Unfortunately.
I mean, you can see nothing of that anymore.
Sad, really.
Callisto Protocol.
That looks good, doesn't it?
I think I might get that.
I think I might get it as well.
You see, they've got a season pass.
Yeah, no.
You did what I did.
I read it.
Callisto Protocol season pass.
And instantly, my brain went, what?
It's a single player game.
But I'm thinking battle pass.
Not battle pass, season pass for the DLC.
Oh.
Yeah, exactly what I did.
Oh.
Yeah.
So it's got a DLC.
And one of the, so it's obviously got.
That's how riddled our brains are.
Yeah.
New locations, new stuff coming in the future.
And one of the most interesting aspects of it was, and I've never seen this before, is
it's got, I can't remember the number, but loads of new deaf animations.
Yeah, yeah, I did see that.
Because the games pretty much are all based on the deaf animations.
25 different deaf animations.
Yeah, it looks very good.
It's out in December, I think.
And I might.
Survival horror game.
I might pick it up.
I might have a little bang over Christmas.
Second of December is when that.
Is it that soon?
Second of December.
Oh, bugger.
Is when that comes out.
That's not cricket, is it?
So you really haven't got long.
That does, it does look good.
It really does look good.
Well, it's set in space, which does mean.
Big space.
I'm all over that.
But yeah, the horror aspect is the thing I'm not for keen on because I ain't got the minerals.
I don't like horror games.
Well, you don't like horror games.
We've spoken about this.
You're not listening.
We talk about it on the pod.
No, I don't listen.
I like watching horror games.
I don't like playing them.
Not because I'm scared because I can go to a cinema, watch any scary film, all that jazz.
But it's just I don't like being made to jump.
And I'm always anticipating being jumped.
I used to sit there with my with my mate years ago.
And whenever we play a horror game, if I was playing and I was too scared, I would close my eyes.
And he would direct me on where to go.
I can't I can't do that's worse than not playing.
I can't do it.
But I think I'm probably with you on that.
I love I love the idea of horror games.
I really do.
That's fucking heavy.
Heavy.
But I just can't.
I'm not that guy that can just sit there and play them.
Yeah, I like them.
But it's because the controller vibrates and that just gives you that little more.
You ever seen that guy that goes out into the woods in the middle of the night and sets up his gaming PC?
And he plays horror games in the middle of the woods in the middle of the night.
He's playing with fire with the headphones on as well on his own.
It's fucking terrifying.
It is terrifying.
I don't know how the fuck he does that full on like desk everything PC all set up headphones on fucking desk chair.
Why?
No lights on his light.
His only source of light is the PC itself.
Terrifying.
And he streams it.
Absolutely fucking terrifying.
I want to know how he gets the Wi-Fi for it.
That's the only question he's got.
But it's yeah, people people that do that type of shit for fun.
You're fucking different kind of gravy.
You know, I mean, it's just crazy.
So but I probably will give this one a go because it does look decent.
Double decent.
It does indeed.
Even like the dead space and all that is on Xbox Game Pass as well.
So because I got Alien Isolation.
I've never played that.
I've always wanted to.
And I started playing it.
And I don't know whether it was just it was just having a bad day or something.
But it was so like 30 frame per second.
And it was horrible.
I couldn't I couldn't play it.
I thought this is fucking this is grim and I couldn't work out if it was what I was playing on or if it was the game itself.
But it was horrible.
So I'd have to revisit it.
But that's meant to be a really, really good game.
All developers out there.
If you want me to buy your game, just set it in space.
That's what you got to do.
And I buy it pretty much.
I nearly bought you a Lego Darth Vader.
What? And you didn't.
I was in a basic keyring version pain.
It was in that glass cabinet.
You know, just as you walk in a glass cabinet of emotion that you just just as you walk in.
If you're going to do something nice for someone, don't tell them you was going to do it and not do it because that just causes upset unnecessary.
I was going to.
But I just didn't.
That is very rainy.
You're going to have to walk in that.
Yeah.
My laptop's going to have to stay in here.
That's the scary thing is I can't run because I'll slip over them.
That wooden flooring.
Yeah.
So I am going to have to get wet.
You got a lot on a hat.
Yeah, I know.
Where do you get that from?
I won't say what's on it.
But where did you get that?
Well, I talked to you about after one.
I speak in a which let's wrap it up.
Shall we fucking finish this?
I've been great.
You've been great.
This has been fucking shambles.
Don't forget guys play Marvel Snap.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm off to go and play Marvel Snap now.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, I'm going to we'll put a post out on it because because.
Tomorrow.
Yeah.
The benefit of us recording this now is that we could actually post it earlier on the Friday.
So I might set it to post in the morning.
Say it for like five, six in the morning.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
Why not?
Fantastic.
That's us done.
Thank you so much for listening, everyone.
We've really, really enjoyed it.
Apologies for the poo.
Apologize for everything.
We are trash.
We're embarrassing.
Sorry, podcast community.
We suck.
This is going nowhere.
It's fun.
All right, sweet.
In a bit.
Uro.