1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000
We're back everyone!

2
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000
I said I wake you up!

3
00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000
We're back.

4
00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000
The audio, the audio has been fixed.

5
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000
Fixed.

6
00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000
Fixed.

7
00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000
We sorted that one out.

8
00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000
We apologize

9
00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000
for last week.

10
00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000
What had happened is

11
00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000
the fucking

12
00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000
audacity, which is what we record on

13
00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000
decided to go back to default

14
00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000
settings, which meant that everything

15
00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000
was being picked up through the laptop itself

16
00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000
and it just fucked it and I didn't catch it in time

17
00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000
so we recorded an hour and twenty and

18
00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000
blah blah blah. That's why it sounds shit.

19
00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000
We're back. We're back with some decent

20
00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000
microphones again.

21
00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000
As you can hear.

22
00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000
So yeah. Hello!

23
00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000
Welcome back everyone.

24
00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000
We're here.

25
00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000
We are. I apologize also

26
00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000
for the terrible, terrible

27
00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000
sound quality and thanks to everyone

28
00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000
that managed to make it through.

29
00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000
It was awful. It was awful. I listened to it

30
00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000
in the van on the way in with Mark

31
00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000
because he was like how did it go?

32
00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000
I said fucking. I said I was so angry because I said

33
00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000
it was such a good episode. I said we

34
00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000
fucked it on the audio.

35
00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000
So we listened to it

36
00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000
and made me even more angry

37
00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000
and he jumped out of the van.

38
00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000
I was like this sounds shit.

39
00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000
Yeah it was proper annoying

40
00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000
man. It was proper annoying but it was either

41
00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000
put that out or put nothing out so

42
00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000
we decided to put something

43
00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000
out. Exactly sir. We can crack on now.

44
00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000
We've just been enjoying our pizzas.

45
00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000
Yeah thanks for that.

46
00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000
We haven't been keeping up.

47
00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000
We did a couple of quizzes

48
00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000
and for the

49
00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000
was it from episode 15

50
00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000
up to episode 20?

51
00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000
Something like that. It was whoever lost

52
00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000
had to buy the other person pizza and

53
00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000
obviously we all got pizza

54
00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000
and I lost and I paid for it and we've

55
00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000
eaten half of it. Feeling

56
00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000
a bit chunky. Feeling very

57
00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000
full and content and we also got

58
00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000
caffeine to get us through.

59
00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000
And it's this

60
00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000
very little to talk about

61
00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000
but so much at the same time.

62
00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000
So much but you're not allowed. This is the problem.

63
00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000
I feel restricted. Just wrote

64
00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000
on the list it was my intro God of War

65
00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000
outro.

66
00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000
God of War is

67
00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000
just enveloped.

68
00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000
Oh thank Maggot

69
00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000
Patreons as well. Thank the Maggot

70
00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000
Patreons.

71
00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000
Yeah thanks everyone on

72
00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000
the Patreon for giving us your dough. You effectively

73
00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000
paid for this pizza. So this

74
00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000
cost us absolutely nothing really.

75
00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000
Thank you worms.

76
00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000
Yeah we appreciate

77
00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000
it.

78
00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000
Patreon.com forward slash what's the buttons.

79
00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000
If you want to give us some money

80
00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000
please, please

81
00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000
please give us some dough. He says I

82
00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000
got a square head.

83
00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000
You're so done in

84
00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000
by this isn't you.

85
00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000
Is this why you're quiet?

86
00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000
I'm just very full.

87
00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000
Ash is growing

88
00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000
he looks like Kratos.

89
00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000
Massive beard. All you need is

90
00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000
a red strip going down your fucking head

91
00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000
and you'll be there. Minus

92
00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000
the massive muscles that he's

93
00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000
got. And

94
00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000
for some reason Ash has decided to

95
00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000
grow his hair out and he's been doing this for

96
00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000
what seems like six months and there's about

97
00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000
fucking four weeks worth of growth on there.

98
00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000
And all I did was make a point of

99
00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000
when he took his hat off today

100
00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000
I went fuck me your head square.

101
00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000
And he's taken it to heart.

102
00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000
Can we just highlight

103
00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000
that's all he did. That's all

104
00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000
he did. Fuck me your head square.

105
00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000
What?

106
00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000
And then I said that's not very nice

107
00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000
for you. You've really hurt my feelings. And he went

108
00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000
SpongeBob SquareAsh, SpongeBob SquareAsh.

109
00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000
Then I cried

110
00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000
and he carried on laughing. You've taken

111
00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000
it a bit harder than I thought you really would. I thought you

112
00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000
knew. That's the thing. I thought I knew

113
00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000
I had a square head.

114
00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000
Oh wow.

115
00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000
Look what's done is done. I think

116
00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000
you should shave it. But

117
00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000
I come round here with swagger in

118
00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000
my step. Thinking I've had a

119
00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000
nice trim here. I look sharp

120
00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000
as a razor. Yeah. He's mugged

121
00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000
it right off. I feel

122
00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000
disgusted. At no point

123
00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000
did I say that you weren't swagger

124
00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000
or sharp as a razor. I got

125
00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000
a square head. Yes, I just pointed out the fact

126
00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000
that the side of your head

127
00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000
is square. There's right

128
00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000
angles on your head.

129
00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000
And he ran straight in the mirror. He's licking

130
00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000
his hands. He's

131
00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000
flattening it down. It's fashion bro.

132
00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000
He's going it's the hat. It's the hat. It's fashion.

133
00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000
Come on. It's fashion.

134
00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000
I'm just keeping up with the twands.

135
00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000
Shave that motherfucker off.

136
00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000
Nah bro. In honor of

137
00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000
God of War. Nah. Jim

138
00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000
likes my hair long so I'm going to give her one last

139
00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000
shot because I've already said to her once he gets

140
00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000
buzzed off again that's it. It's never coming back.

141
00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000
I'm not doing this again. Yeah.

142
00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000
How long are you going to keep your beard?

143
00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000
Are you going to keep growing that?

144
00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000
Through winter. And then what?

145
00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000
Through thimble winter.

146
00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000
Through thimble winter and then you're taking

147
00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000
it off. I don't know. I'll see.

148
00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000
I'll see how we go. So you're just going to keep growing it

149
00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000
as long as possible. Yeah.

150
00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000
Keep it growing. My mates growing a mustache for a

151
00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000
year. Yeah. For a full calendar year.

152
00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000
Sounds decent. Sounds going to be interesting to see.

153
00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000
Yeah. How that turns out.

154
00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000
Oh I've got a bit of a belly ache now after that piece.

155
00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000
I've been growing my hair for over a year.

156
00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000
Yeah I know but look how much hair you've got. If I grew my

157
00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000
hair for over a year it wouldn't be nowhere

158
00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000
near as long as that. You'd have stubble on your

159
00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000
head. I'd finally

160
00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000
get to stubble stage.

161
00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000
You're yearning for that

162
00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000
fringe. I've got a double crown. That's why

163
00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000
it looks bold. A double crown?

164
00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000
No it just is going bold. Yeah

165
00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000
and the double crown doesn't help.

166
00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000
Is that the McDonald's tick?

167
00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000
No.

168
00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000
You fucking arsehole.

169
00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000
Sorry. I don't know why I'm being so

170
00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000
I think it's because money's

171
00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000
left my bank account for someone

172
00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000
else and it's bugged me. Is that the McDonald's

173
00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000
logo? You said tick.

174
00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000
Yeah sorry.

175
00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000
You meant night tick. You're confused. But you've just

176
00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000
said I've got McDonald's logo on my head.

177
00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000
I'm going to make sure Jim listens to the listening

178
00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000
guy. Yeah yeah yeah sorry.

179
00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000
I apologise Dema.

180
00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000
She's going to kill me.

181
00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000
Nah it's all good. I don't take it seriously.

182
00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000
Right let's get, we're getting sidetracked here

183
00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000
because this podcast is about God of War.

184
00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000
Yeah and nothing else.

185
00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000
We've already decided because

186
00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000
it really ain't been out fucking long. Neither

187
00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000
of us, Ash is further

188
00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000
ahead than I am. I've got about seven hours.

189
00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000
Almost double. Yeah and you've got

190
00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000
13 and a bit 14 hours.

191
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000
So

192
00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000
you're right. Yeah I'm just listening to

193
00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000
my own voice to make sure it's coming through my headset

194
00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000
and it is so we're good. Oh what did you turn it down?

195
00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000
Yeah I had it right down. Oh

196
00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000
okay. Um we're good?

197
00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000
Yeah. Right. Until

198
00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000
we listen back to this podcast and it's just you talking

199
00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000
to yourself and you can't hear me. I'll put the fucking

200
00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000
microphone through the

201
00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000
screen. I'll be so angry about it.

202
00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000
I want to double check. I think it would be a very funny

203
00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000
episode if it's just you talking and laughing

204
00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000
with no context as to what you're talking

205
00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000
about. It would sound fucking mental wouldn't it?

206
00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000
It would be great. Wait if you

207
00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000
I'm

208
00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000
paranoid

209
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000
now. This is what it's going to be. Every episode

210
00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000
for probably like another 10 episodes are going to be

211
00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000
say something. Yes sir.

212
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000
Yeah no we're good.

213
00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000
We're fine. Anyway God of War

214
00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000
we decided that we'd keep it

215
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000
absolutely spoiler free. Um

216
00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000
we're trying desperately

217
00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000
to avoid spoilers. I've already

218
00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000
almost seen a couple.

219
00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000
Um and

220
00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000
there's people saying I've platinumed it already

221
00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000
and blah blah blah blah blah. So I'm just

222
00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000
trying to avoid as much shit

223
00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000
as possible. How? How have

224
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000
people platinumed it? Because some people have already had it

225
00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000
for like a week. Oh fair. I was going to say because I'm

226
00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000
seeing a lot. I'm seeing like

227
00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000
there's a lot to platinum this. Yeah.

228
00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000
There's a lot of things I haven't done or even touched.

229
00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000
I haven't even looked at the trophies. I don't want to. No I

230
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000
never do. I never do. Um

231
00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000
so in line with that we are

232
00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000
going to talk about God of War obviously

233
00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000
but we're not going to talk about anything that happens

234
00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000
really.

235
00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000
I don't even think talking about cut scenes and shit

236
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000
because even though

237
00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000
I think most of it won't be

238
00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000
spoilers as such. I think

239
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000
for viewing pleasure if you're

240
00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000
anticipating playing the game

241
00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000
I don't want to spoil it for you

242
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000
because this game's fucking mental.

243
00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000
What we will do

244
00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000
next week providing we've both finished

245
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000
it is at the end of the episode

246
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000
we will cut off and say

247
00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000
you know goodbye

248
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000
to you that haven't played God of War

249
00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000
or do not care for spoilers

250
00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000
and then we'll carry on and we'll

251
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000
do a review and we'll talk about it

252
00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000
and just talk everything and get it all out in the open so at least

253
00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000
you've got more than enough time and understanding

254
00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000
to leave before we get onto the

255
00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000
topic. Exactly.

256
00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000
And I can't wait for it. So go ahead.

257
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000
So I got the

258
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000
Collector's Edition. It arrived.

259
00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000
I didn't take the day off work.

260
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000
I stayed at work. Um and it

261
00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000
arrived before I actually got home.

262
00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000
Steph was lovely enough to open

263
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000
it up and put the game on download

264
00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000
for me so it was ready for me to go straight

265
00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000
away when I got home. Um

266
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000
that's lovely.

267
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000
Collector's Edition is sick. It's

268
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000
fucking awesome. I really like it.

269
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000
Ash couldn't get hold of one. Well

270
00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000
no you could have. You could have but you

271
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000
fucked it. I did exactly what I always do.

272
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000
Yeah. And say I don't want something until I can't

273
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000
get it and then I want it and I can't get it.

274
00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000
I was so angry

275
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000
at you and for you. I was so

276
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000
angry. So what happened is

277
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000
I got the Collector's Edition. Um as most of you

278
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000
already know I was fighting to get hold of the

279
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000
Yacht Nile Edition and I

280
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000
had the Playstation Direct

281
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000
Store um

282
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000
shortcutted onto

283
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000
my phone. So I only had to

284
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000
press one button and it would load it all up. So I was

285
00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000
doing that because it kept saying Yacht Nile

286
00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000
Edition coming soon coming soon. Then obviously

287
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000
it's like well on the day of release they're going to be

288
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000
fucking announced. So

289
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000
all of that entire

290
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000
day when I got a spare minute I was opening

291
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000
it and nothing nothing nothing nothing.

292
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000
And then um they

293
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000
come out. The Yacht Nile Edition's come

294
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000
out at 9 o'clock and they were

295
00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000
sold out by 30 seconds

296
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000
past 9 o'clock.

297
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000
They were gone like that.

298
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000
They were just gone. Whereas the Collector's Editions

299
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000
were still sat there and I had

300
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000
that tab open for an hour.

301
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000
Because I was humming and hiring over

302
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000
it because I thought ah I could

303
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000
buy one and

304
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000
not not to resell but I could

305
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000
buy one on the off chance that there's someone

306
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000
I know who's been trying

307
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000
to get hold of one and I can say oh look

308
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000
I've got one here you can have it for retail.

309
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000
Um and I

310
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000
messaged Ash and I said Yacht Nile

311
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000
Edition's gone. Collector's Edition's

312
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000
still up. And he read it

313
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000
said nothing. Nothing.

314
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000
And then an hour later

315
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000
he goes oh have you happen to see a Collector's

316
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000
Edition can you buy it for me I've got the money.

317
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000
Fuming.

318
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000
Yeah.

319
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000
Rip.

320
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000
Rip to me. I was so angry. I was like why the

321
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000
fuck didn't you say I could have bought you one

322
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000
straight away. Because I just have everything I get.

323
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000
I'll tell you why. It's ridiculous. I'll tell you why.

324
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000
I'll tell you why. Because I didn't want one.

325
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000
I wanted one but I couldn't afford it really.

326
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000
I could but I couldn't afford it.

327
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000
Right. And then what we just spoke about

328
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000
what happens in the game

329
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000
that cool stuff

330
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000
with the stuff. Yeah.

331
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000
And I was like I want

332
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000
that. I need that. I want the stuff. I want the stuff.

333
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000
Yeah. And now that you've seen the stuff.

334
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000
And then shout out to

335
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000
Lang Dogg. He boxed it all up

336
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000
I arrived he was like come on me.

337
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000
There it is. He let me unbox

338
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000
it as if it was mine which is bittersweet.

339
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000
But I appreciate the gesture.

340
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000
I put it all back in its packets and everything.

341
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000
Shout out to a friend of the show Sam

342
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000
by the way. Tweeted

343
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000
at Woster Buttons

344
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000
earlier.

345
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000
At Woster Button I suppose.

346
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000
I don't know if it's a natural name.

347
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000
He said

348
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000
his still hasn't arrived after Amazon

349
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000
promised it to him on Wednesday

350
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000
with 5 angry

351
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000
or 4 angry sweary faces.

352
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000
And 1 angry not swearing face.

353
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000
I don't know. He just said

354
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000
I think he's just talking about God of War in general.

355
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000
So spare a

356
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000
thought for Sam.

357
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000
No God of War. Oh my god.

358
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000
None. That's pain.

359
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000
Why has he done that then? But as I said to him

360
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000
it's worth the wait. It is 100%

361
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000
worth the wait. But so

362
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000
limited information. Sam

363
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000
is it the normal edition that you

364
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000
bought or is it a special collector's or

365
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000
Yacht-Nar edition? Because I'm trying to figure out

366
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000
why you'd buy it from Amazon

367
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000
if it was just the

368
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000
game. When you could have just bought it off the

369
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000
PlayStation store and pre-downloaded it.

370
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000
Unless you're after disc. People like

371
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000
the physicals man. I've only just

372
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000
started going onto the digital only for

373
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000
this reason. Just the ease of it.

374
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000
I think it's a bit of a kick in the bollocks

375
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000
having the steelbook

376
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000
from the collector's edition

377
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000
and there's no disc in it. I know we spoke

378
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000
about this but the fact that they put in

379
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000
the holes for you to put

380
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000
discs in. That pisses

381
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000
me off.

382
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000
You've done everything you need to do but

383
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000
I'll put the fucking disc in it. You've

384
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000
left it. So I could put

385
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000
Hannah Montana in there if I wanted to.

386
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000
It's just bollocks. I'm sure

387
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000
it's probably meant for if you have

388
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000
the physical copy of Ragnarok and the physical

389
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000
copy of the previous God of War

390
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000
you can probably put them in the same

391
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000
steelbook.

392
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000
But yeah that fucking sucks. Why

393
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000
I don't understand why Amazon would

394
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000
what I'd surely

395
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000
you can get some compensation for that. Especially

396
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000
on a pre-order.

397
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
It's funny because when the PS5

398
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000
has come about

399
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000
I've pre-ordered my PS5 from Amazon

400
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000
and I managed

401
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000
to get another one on Argos

402
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000
and just

403
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000
because I could I bought it because I knew

404
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000
someone would want it. So being the

405
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000
nice guy I am I bought it asked around who wanted

406
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000
it. Person

407
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000
that wanted it.

408
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000
I said alright no worries.

409
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000
He gave me the money. Cool.

410
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000
Release day comes. Oh I know

411
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000
the person that wanted it. Release day comes.

412
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000
His one turns up.

413
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000
Mine doesn't.

414
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000
He came around mine. Not even a proper

415
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000
gamer really. He's got too

416
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000
much money.

417
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000
I passed him the PlayStation and mine

418
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
still hadn't arrived. Knowing that he

419
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000
probably didn't even play it that night.

420
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000
To be fair

421
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000
to him he was like you can just have that one

422
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000
if you want. But then I'm thinking like deal

423
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000
or no do. I'm thinking well what if I swap

424
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000
the box and my box is fucked.

425
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000
Then I start thinking no if I do that

426
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000
and I've got the shit one. Then you're like

427
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000
what if my one turns up and it's broken. So yeah

428
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000
anyway I gave him his mine turned up a day late and

429
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000
mate the stress. I thought because I

430
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000
was seeing it everywhere. All on Twitter, Instagram.

431
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000
People saying that their

432
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000
PlayStation was going missing.

433
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000
Yeah yeah. People were stealing it and then they posted it.

434
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000
Steph had the same thing when

435
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000
the Nintendo Switch came out.

436
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000
Because she

437
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Kevin Kamwe

438
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
has passed away at the age of 66.

439
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000
I don't know who that is. Batman.

440
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000
Not Batman. Original Batman.

441
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000
Cartoon Batman. Oh.

442
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000
RIP it's just popped up.

443
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000
That's a shame.

444
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000
RIP Kevin Kamwe. Sorry.

445
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000
Sorry. Steph with the Switch.

446
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Okay. She

447
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000
she pre-ordered it

448
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
and it was delayed.

449
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000
It didn't show up.

450
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000
She drove around

451
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000
because she was obviously fucking angry

452
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000
trying to find because she bought the

453
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000
neon edition.

454
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000
She couldn't find one for love nor money

455
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000
and had to wait. I think

456
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000
it was like a week or something. It was a while.

457
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000
She had to wait for it. On a pre-order

458
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
as well. You're fucking

459
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
fuming about it. But shout out

460
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000
to Game. I know that I was very very

461
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000
like humming and harring about

462
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000
them and if they were going to be shit.

463
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000
But they really weren't.

464
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000
So obviously I pre-ordered

465
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
the Ragnarok controller as well.

466
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000
I need to show you that. It's fire.

467
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000
Do you see that it says God of War Ragnarok

468
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
on the underside of it. It's fire. It looks

469
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000
fucking. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

470
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000
Yeah I didn't mean to.

471
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000
I just got over excited. I told you it's what happens when you eat pizza.

472
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000
It's more beautiful than my wife on our wedding day.

473
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000
She's going to listen to the intro

474
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000
and she's obviously not going to now.

475
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
She's going to listen to the rest of the fuck.

476
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000
She will not listen to it now. I will not allow it.

477
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000
That's to prove that she doesn't listen to it.

478
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
She would have a go at me if she did.

479
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000
She wouldn't have a go at you. She'd eat your head

480
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000
like a praying mantis.

481
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
Yeah. But it is so beautiful.

482
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000
That controller

483
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
looks fucking sick. So

484
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Game were really good in that.

485
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000
They

486
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000
sent me like four or five different emails

487
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000
and then I got the tracking info and then

488
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
I got the text to say the hourly slot

489
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000
and then I could see

490
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
a bit weird that the controller and the

491
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000
game turned

492
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000
up separately. So the controller

493
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000
turned up first. I hadn't told Steph.

494
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000
So the box turned up for the controller.

495
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000
So she opened

496
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
it because she thought she was like I thought you'd been

497
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000
gypped because the box turned

498
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000
up really. The box turned up without a

499
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000
controller in it. No, no, no, no.

500
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
The controller turned up first

501
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000
and then the collector's edition of

502
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000
God of War turned up separately. So she was

503
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
expecting God of War to turn up.

504
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
This tiny little box turns up

505
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000
with just a controller in it. So she was like

506
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000
I opened it because I thought you'd been mugged off.

507
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
And she was like when did you get this?

508
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Come

509
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
with it, babe. She's like when did you buy this?

510
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
No, no, that was it. She said because she was like

511
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000
I've looked at all the editions and she said

512
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000
controller don't come with it, does it?

513
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000
That would have been my first thing. Come with it, babe.

514
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
No, no, no. And she was like oh, so

515
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
that means now you've got two controllers so we can play

516
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
games together. She was like that's obviously why you did it

517
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
weren't it? And I was like yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's exactly

518
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
why. Yeah, that controller

519
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000
looks fucking sick. And then the

520
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000
collector's edition turned up quick time

521
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000
turned up at like I think it was like 20

522
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
to 1 or something. So I was still out and about.

523
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000
And yeah

524
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000
fucking. It was a

525
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
momentous day, it's a momentous occasion.

526
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000
And it just goes to show

527
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000
how much God of War means to

528
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000
people. I took two days off work

529
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000
to get in as many hours as

530
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000
I could because I want to plough through it.

531
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
I don't want to be spoiled on this. It means a lot to me.

532
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000
The first one meant a lot to me. I actually spoke

533
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
to Corey Barlog

534
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000
the creative director of the first

535
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000
one. I think he

536
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
played part in this. I don't think he directed this

537
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
one but he was a big part.

538
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
I'm not sure on that but I believe that's the case.

539
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
And yeah, so

540
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
it means a lot to me. I took a couple

541
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000
of days off. I don't want no spoilers. I ploughed

542
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
through as much as I could

543
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
as a family man. What is that? Is that your belly

544
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
or your arse? Sorry, that was my arse.

545
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000
They won't hear that but we've drawn

546
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
attention to it now.

547
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Congrats.

548
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
It's got a kick to it.

549
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Carry on.

550
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000
It means a lot. I've got as many

551
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
hours as I can. We should talk about God of War

552
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
because we haven't. What are

553
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
your feelings? Can I just quickly

554
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
say, for everyone listening

555
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000
and for everyone that will listen in the future,

556
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000
this man is sacrificing.

557
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
You've just heard him how much

558
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
this means to him. This man is

559
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
sacrificing his gameplay

560
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
experience because he's

561
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
so scared of

562
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
receiving spoilers of

563
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
the plot to God of War Ragnarok.

564
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
This man is avoiding all

565
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
side missions and beelining

566
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
the main story

567
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
just so he can complete

568
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
it and then return back to the game

569
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
and do all the explore. He's not even exploring.

570
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
He's not exploring.

571
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
He's just fucking straight

572
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
for the main campaign and get it out of the way

573
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
so there's nothing spoiled for him. I find

574
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
that mental because I was

575
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
sort of saying, yeah, I want to rush

576
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
through it real quick and everything and then once

577
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
I started playing, the first side quest that

578
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
popped up straight on it. I was like,

579
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
I ain't... I was like, for

580
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
the developers and for

581
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
myself, I said, I am going to explore

582
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
every fucking inch of this game and I'm going

583
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
to do everything.

584
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
But I suppose...

585
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
Chance of a play?

586
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
I think possibly, yeah. I think so.

587
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
I haven't looked at the trophies yet.

588
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
But yeah,

589
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
I reckon I might platinum

590
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
this one. Have you ever platinumed anything? No, I've never

591
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
been bothered. Be your first of a platinum.

592
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
It would be crazy, wouldn't it? God of War Ragnarok would be my first

593
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
platy if I can be bothered to do it.

594
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
But I just find it crazy. Maybe it's because

595
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
obviously my hour was

596
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
I don't have children. So

597
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
if I had two days

598
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
off, I would have sunk in more than fucking

599
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
14, 15 hours easily.

600
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
So obviously

601
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
I know your time is limited. So I guess

602
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
there's more. You're more prone for the spoilers

603
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
and I'm going to finish it probably quicker than you

604
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
will. So there's sort of like a little...

605
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
There's many reasons. Obviously

606
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
I don't get as much

607
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
spare time as you.

608
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Because I've got responsibilities with the children

609
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
and stuff and that's fine.

610
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
Not a problem. So if

611
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
I get the opportunity to get through

612
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
it as quickly as possible to avoid the spoilers

613
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
because it will ruin the

614
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
experience for me if there's a spoiler. It really will.

615
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
I really want to see how this story

616
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
ends because this story is ending in this game.

617
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
They've said that themselves.

618
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
It's so story driven.

619
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
I'm so

620
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
fucking... Every time there's a cut

621
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
scene I'm excited.

622
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
My controller goes to the floor. I put it down so I can watch it.

623
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
Yeah and then a quick time event comes.

624
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
I fuck it. I fucked it.

625
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
But no, back to what you

626
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
asked. My opinions

627
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
on this game so far.

628
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
It's...

629
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
It's incredible. It's absolutely

630
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
incredible. I was playing it

631
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
on my setup

632
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
with my old telly.

633
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
And obviously

634
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
my Playstation being in a different

635
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
fucking building. I'm in there

636
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
on my iron and Steph was kept saying

637
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
she was like, I'll just bring it in

638
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
into the house, into the bedroom

639
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
and play it. But she was like

640
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
understandable if you don't want to.

641
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
And I

642
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
caved in after about 10 minutes.

643
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
I went fuck it. I said I don't like

644
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
this because she's missing out on this story

645
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
as well. So I said fuck it.

646
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
I'll bring it over. Her telly

647
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
compared to mine is fucking incredible.

648
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
It's ridiculous.

649
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Sorry Steph. I apologise for

650
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
anything I've ever said about your telly because

651
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
she has told me, she said honestly

652
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
my telly's better than yours and

653
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
I've always gone, no it fucking ain't. It fucking is.

654
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
4K, HDR.

655
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Like I know that's not a ground breaking thing

656
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
anymore. But this game

657
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
on this console, on this

658
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
telly looks fucking incredible.

659
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Absolutely incredible. I've gone

660
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
for the quality

661
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
setting and not the performance.

662
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
Because I believe that the PS5

663
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
will not struggle to

664
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
run this on the performance side of it.

665
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Confused. I'm 100% performance.

666
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
I don't know.

667
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
I can only deal with 60 FPS. Is it still 60?

668
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Yeah. I'll stick it on the quality then.

669
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Yeah.

670
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Fucking 30 frames.

671
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
No, I need 60 at all times.

672
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
No, it helps with the rendering and stuff like that.

673
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
When there's more shit it ensures that those frames

674
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
stay up.

675
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Which you might need on the PS4.

676
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
But I don't see the PlayStation 5

677
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
struggling and keeping up with FPS.

678
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
I've had it on quality the entire time

679
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
and I haven't had a single issue.

680
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Normally when they have that option

681
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
if you put it on quality it frame

682
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
locks it to 30.

683
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
If they don't do that in this then I'll whack it down.

684
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
I don't believe so. I could be wrong.

685
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
However, I haven't noticed a difference.

686
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
So even if it is locking it to 30 frames per second

687
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
I haven't noticed a fucking difference.

688
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
I have played them on both

689
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
to see and it just looked better

690
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
in quality.

691
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
In terms of actual performance I don't notice

692
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
any fucking difference.

693
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
The reason I'm rushing

694
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
obviously I don't want spoilers, but people are

695
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
just not sensitive to other people.

696
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
Especially like the kids are on YouTube

697
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
watching whatever.

698
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
And then they'll just be on the thumbnails

699
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
it'll just show you something.

700
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
You spoiled it?

701
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Yeah, spoiled something. I didn't know they was in it.

702
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
I didn't know this was happening.

703
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
It's just like brilliant, thanks very much.

704
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
So it takes away that moment.

705
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
So that's why I'm trying to get through it.

706
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Even on Twitter today someone's posted

707
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
what we spoke about.

708
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Luckily obviously I've already seen that.

709
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
So I watched it again

710
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
because it was just, I gassed.

711
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
So I watched it again. And the lads that I was working

712
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
with today, they don't play this stuff.

713
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
So I was like, look at this. Look how cool this is.

714
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
And even they were like,

715
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
wow, that's sick.

716
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
So cool.

717
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
But if I hadn't seen that

718
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
or if I hadn't played that already, that would have

719
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
infuriated me. I wouldn't have watched it, but I would have been

720
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
ruined just by seeing it.

721
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
It's going to sound so weird listening back to this

722
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
because obviously we're talking about shit

723
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
that we know about, but don't want anyone

724
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
else who doesn't know.

725
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
So talking about it

726
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
they're not going to fucking understand it.

727
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
It's a fucking minefield.

728
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
But I know the scene that you're talking about.

729
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
And I think

730
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
I haven't watched a cut scene

731
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
like that

732
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
in a game that has made me

733
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
completely forget

734
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
about my surroundings.

735
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
Anything that, what I'm fucking

736
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
sat on. What, if it's night

737
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
or day outside, I was so focused

738
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
on the telly

739
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
and being so immersed in what I was

740
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
what my eyeballs were

741
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
fucking seeing. And I haven't

742
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
had that for such

743
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
a long time. Probably

744
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
maybe The Last of Us

745
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Part 2 was the last time I had anything

746
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
remotely similar to that

747
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
type of, it was like watching a movie.

748
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
And it was.

749
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
And then it fucking went to game play and

750
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
it was still the same fucking graphics like I'm playing

751
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
in a movie. It was just mental but

752
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
and that wasn't even

753
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
far in. It's like fucking out.

754
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Shout out to Ryan

755
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Hurst as well. How

756
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
good is he? His voice.

757
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
His fucking sick isn't it. His voice.

758
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
And I swear they've cast him. They've made

759
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
him look a bit like him as well.

760
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
And he's so big man.

761
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
He's massive. He's so big.

762
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
He dwarfs Kratos. He's fucking huge.

763
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
He's so fucking huge.

764
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
You seem like a calm

765
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
man. Yeah. Some people want to go

766
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
and some people aim to look like someone

767
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
like Kratos. I'm aiming

768
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
for Thor. Oh yeah. It's a lot easier

769
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
to look like Thor. I want to look like Thor.

770
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
That geezer is fucking

771
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
he's awesome man.

772
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
He's fucking sick. We won't go into it

773
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
but yeah he is

774
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
I've seen a lot of people tweeting and stuff

775
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
as well saying the Thor in

776
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
this game is the best rendition of

777
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Thor in any fictional version.

778
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
Yeah. I know obviously

779
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
it's his

780
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
that the god of war Thor

781
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
is the most accurate

782
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
as to what Thor

783
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
would look like.

784
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
And yeah Ryan Hurst

785
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
is just

786
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
voice acting is fucking sick.

787
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
And he basically looks like Thor in the

788
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
first place anyway. I mean he's a big

789
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
fucking geezer anyway. Big biker

790
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
anyway. It's just fucking

791
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
I think

792
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Thor could

793
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
quite easily be my favourite

794
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
character in a game

795
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
of easily in the

796
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
top three I think. Because I

797
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
fucking love him man. I fucking love him.

798
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
He's sick. I'm all over it.

799
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
He's so good. And I've got his hammer.

800
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
These we've got a war like my

801
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
excitement level is like

802
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
troughed. I wasn't hyped

803
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
for it like I should have been.

804
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
I was excited for it.

805
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
I think that's just because we've grown up a bit

806
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
because I was the same. I was gassed for it

807
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000
when it was announced and stuff. And then it started

808
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
petering off and then Warzone and Destiny

809
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
and all that. And I was like I'm not going to have time to play

810
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
this. But as soon as it come out, as soon as I load it up

811
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
and the main menu is like

812
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
dooo

813
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
dooo

814
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
That theme

815
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
kicks in. I'm like alright

816
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
I'm sitting forward. Where's my coffee?

817
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Let's go.

818
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
I got immersed. Yeah I'm so immersed in it.

819
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
I literally can't wait to

820
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
finish this and go home and play it. I'm going to go in

821
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
and I get myself a pint of coffee

822
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
and I'm going to sit there and I'm going to

823
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
salatate my eyes and I'm going to

824
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
go. I might even finish it tonight.

825
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000
As I say I know the game's

826
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
allegedly 30 to 40 hours.

827
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
I don't know if that includes

828
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
side quests. This is what I mean. But I

829
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
haven't done anything. Yeah because I've heard

830
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
I've heard 20 to 25

831
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
hours. But again

832
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
I've heard the same things that you've heard

833
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
and I don't know if the 40

834
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
hour mark is the cutscenes and everything

835
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
else involved.

836
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
But yeah I'll have it done by

837
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Monday. It'll be done by Monday.

838
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
I still feel like there's a fair bit of what I'm doing.

839
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
I still feel like

840
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
I feel like I should be at

841
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
the end.

842
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
I'm thinking come on now it's got to be near

843
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
the end. I normally because obviously

844
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
and this ain't a spoiler at all but obviously you have

845
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
different skills don't you for your weapons.

846
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
I'm always guided sort of

847
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
by how far you've made it down

848
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
there. And I'm

849
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
seven hours in and I

850
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
would say that I've already

851
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
got quite a few of them unlocked.

852
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
And I feel like it unlocks a lot

853
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
quicker than the previous God of War.

854
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
They took forever to unlock all

855
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
of them. Whereas this time around it's

856
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
battering through them quite quick.

857
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
You keep nodding your head and smiling.

858
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
It's so difficult

859
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
to respond without

860
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
I'll tell you what one little gripe and it's

861
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
both a gripe and

862
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
a thank you.

863
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
It holds your hand a lot.

864
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
What

865
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
setting did you pick difficulty setting?

866
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
Well last God of

867
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
War I played

868
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
I started it on the hardest setting.

869
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Quickly put it down a notch.

870
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
This one

871
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
I didn't go for the hardest setting. I didn't

872
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
go for the next hardest setting. I went for like

873
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
the middle one. You went balanced.

874
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
It's fucking hard. Yeah.

875
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
I've died way more times than I

876
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
thought I would. I thought I'd be balanced.

877
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
I looked in and it was like oh yeah good story

878
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
with a good combat challenge

879
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
and I was like oh it's fine. Let's bash them out

880
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
out. No worries. Yeah no.

881
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
No bro. I've been getting some enemies

882
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
have been whooping. Yeah I've been getting

883
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
slapped up.

884
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
It's perfect.

885
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
It's the perfect balance because it's

886
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
hard enough. But the most difficult

887
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
setting is give me God of War.

888
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Is what it's called. And did you see that

889
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
once you pick that you can

890
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
go down in difficulty but for that entire

891
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
playthrough you cannot go back up to it.

892
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
So once you pick if you pick

893
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
the hardest difficulty and after half hour you go

894
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
fuck this is too difficult. Then put it on

895
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
balanced and then after a couple more hours

896
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
you go fuck it. I'll give it another crack

897
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
at the hardest setting. You can't.

898
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Well that's why I platinum the first one

899
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
because I hate it when

900
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
trophies are tied to

901
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
that. It doesn't matter. As far as I know on this one

902
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
doesn't matter what difficulty you complete it on.

903
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
And the accessibility

904
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
features on this are crazy.

905
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
There's a setting where you can get

906
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
if you're struggling with a mini boss

907
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
or maybe even a main boss

908
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
if you're struggling with a boss it will give you

909
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
boss checkpoints while you're fighting them.

910
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
So you haven't got to keep fighting them over and over again if you die.

911
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
I won't put that on unless

912
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
I'm fucking struggling. Which I shouldn't

913
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
be.

914
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
The back to the holding hand thing

915
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
that I was on about. You

916
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
noticed you might not

917
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
have had it though because you're only doing the

918
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
main story. Or you

919
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
might have run into it. Atreus

920
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
and Mimir

921
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
give you hints and basically

922
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
tell you what they did.

923
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
You missed some loot.

924
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
They've done it a lot more this time.

925
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
There's been a couple of puzzles where I've been

926
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
sort of like stuck on.

927
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
And then Atreus just like straight up says

928
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
it's that thing over there.

929
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Why don't you try doing this very

930
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
specific thing. I'm not giving you the answer but

931
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
I've exactly told you what to do. I was talking to

932
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Steph about it while I was like playing it.

933
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
And I was like yeah

934
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
and she pointed it out. She was like it does hold your hand

935
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
quite a bit. And then literally as she said it

936
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Atreus was like pointing at something.

937
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
He's like let's go over there.

938
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
And it's like oh yeah. And you can

939
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
turn that off. But I don't want

940
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
to because I actually quite like it. No I massively

941
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
like it. Because some puzzles I'm so

942
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
not frustrating but I'm like

943
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
I can't even see what I'm supposed

944
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
to be interacting with. Yeah because what I

945
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Why don't you hit that wind

946
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
turbine. What fucking wind turbine?

947
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
You're telling me and I can't see one.

948
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
I did one puzzle.

949
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
I come up to it and

950
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
for the first time I sat there

951
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
looking around and I couldn't figure out what

952
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
to do. And I was like I can't Google

953
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
this. No.

954
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
I have to do this. And it started stressing

955
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
me out because I was like I could probably

956
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Google it but I was like I'm going to hit some

957
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
spoiler. So I was like I can't

958
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Google this luckily Atreus was coming

959
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
in clutch and Mamiya were fucking

960
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
pointed me in the right direction. It's nice though.

961
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
It's handholding in that respect but not

962
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
really. But not in the combat. Makes it more organic

963
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
as well. It's not like a hint text box has

964
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
popped out. Yeah yeah. They're like oh maybe

965
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
try this. Also I just Googled it. You are

966
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
right. Putting it in quality mode does

967
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
lock it to 30 frames per second.

968
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
But I

969
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
I can't notice it. I just

970
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
can't play F30FPS anymore. So when

971
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
I jump back onto it I might

972
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
switch over to performance and really take a

973
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
look and see how it plays.

974
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
But it said that on the PS5 in

975
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
performance mode it still upscales

976
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
all the graphics. So

977
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
it will still look phenomenal.

978
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
So I'll do that. I want to stop this

979
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
podcast right now. I'm going to do it. Look at

980
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
him. He's nuts isn't he?

981
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
I'm getting a Ryan Hurst tattoo.

982
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
He's fucking sick.

983
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
He was so good in Sons of Anarchy as well.

984
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
And Christopher Judge. Oh my God.

985
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Yeah man. His voice.

986
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
It's just he doesn't say that that much

987
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
does he? No no no. Anyway let's

988
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
stop now because we're going to

989
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
get carried away and I could just say so much

990
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
stuff. We'll save it for next week.

991
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
We could just run riot with God of War stuff.

992
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
It's your show. So you

993
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
do you. But I don't know what else

994
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
to talk about. We've got it all written down.

995
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
God of War isn't it? I know. It's just God of War shit.

996
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
We filled it up with some other shit.

997
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Oh this is a cool

998
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
one. I know you've never played

999
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
it. But control number two.

1000
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Control two.

1001
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Has been announced.

1002
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Fucking

1003
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
sick game. Control

1004
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
is a fucking awesome game.

1005
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Genre defining.

1006
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
The gameplay on it is fucking sick. You'd love

1007
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
it so much. I'm so annoyed that you won't play it.

1008
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Just because you can't get immersed in it.

1009
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
No it's just not really.

1010
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
It looks like I was filming you then.

1011
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
It's just not really for me. I've seen

1012
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
it and I've heard good things about it.

1013
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
But it just doesn't really interest me. I think you would

1014
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
really enjoy it. Even the gameplay

1015
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
alone feels really fucking

1016
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
cool.

1017
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Remedy have come out and they've

1018
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
got fucking loads of projects.

1019
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Loads of

1020
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
things in the oven.

1021
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
And one of them.

1022
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
It was said as a

1023
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
multiplayer aspect.

1024
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Like sequel to

1025
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
control two. And they've

1026
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
now said it's a

1027
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
sequel. So I'm

1028
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
excited for that. There's absolutely no

1029
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
release date. Remedy

1030
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
have come out and they've said obviously it takes

1031
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
a lot of time. So we haven't

1032
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
really got anything to give you. Which in

1033
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
turn means I haven't really got a lot that I can give you.

1034
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
However for the people that are listening if

1035
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
you play control and you really liked it get excited.

1036
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Because control two is going to be fucking sick.

1037
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
I didn't want to double back but I'm going to.

1038
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
How the fuck have they made God of War Ragnarok

1039
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
in four and a half years?

1040
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Like this is where

1041
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
I think that. I don't know

1042
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
where else come from. You must have said something that spiked

1043
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
this fort. But

1044
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
when people are like

1045
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
the same animations. Look at the

1046
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
wood. Look at the wood on

1047
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
just the graphics on it man.

1048
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
The attention to detail.

1049
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
You can see the grain

1050
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
in the wood. Yes.

1051
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
It's mental. But not

1052
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
that. When I say the same

1053
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
animations and things that people

1054
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
are moaning about. Does that

1055
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
they've already got the blueprint

1056
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
for what they made originally in God of War. Yeah.

1057
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
So they've got the foundation

1058
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
so they can make the game

1059
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
a hundred times quicker

1060
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
surely. Like they have. Because

1061
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
there's no way starting from scratch

1062
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
with nothing. No pre-

1063
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
rendered animations like they had

1064
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
and using completely new ones. Would they make this

1065
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
in four and a half years? No. God of War

1066
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
the one they made must have took the

1067
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
2018 version must have took longer. Four and a half

1068
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
years. Definitely. I would imagine.

1069
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Who's whinging about having the same animation? Oh they had

1070
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
before the game came out didn't they? The other one was going out.

1071
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
It's literally the same

1072
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
people in God of War.

1073
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
I'd prefer that. No I'm saying

1074
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
what animations

1075
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
would you want them to- what so

1076
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Kratos is going to be swinging an axe

1077
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
a certain way and then in the next

1078
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
game he's going to be swinging it completely

1079
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
differently with a different armour. People were complaining

1080
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
about they got in the boat the same way and stuff like that.

1081
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Well of course they fucking did because

1082
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
they're the same people doing the same

1083
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
shit. They're not going to start

1084
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
changing that. But these people that moan

1085
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
my question to them is would you not

1086
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
rather have a game of this standard

1087
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
this length, this quality every four and a half

1088
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
years and have a

1089
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
few of the same animations or would you rather

1090
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
go do you know all that stuff we've done

1091
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
scrap that. We're going to

1092
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
start again. It's going to take eight years.

1093
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
I haven't got that many years left

1094
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
we had this discussion. I might not see

1095
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
the next one. These are the same people

1096
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
that claim Fortnite is their main

1097
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
game. Shut up Fortnite.

1098
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Go fuck themselves. Stop adding Star Wars

1099
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
skins you mugs. I ain't got the money for it.

1100
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
People that are whinging about God of War

1101
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
they're the same people that whinged about

1102
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
The Last of Us Part 2. They're just whinging

1103
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
for the sake of having something to whinge about.

1104
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
There'll be some dumb prick

1105
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
at the end of God of War in a

1106
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
week, two weeks time on the PlayStation

1107
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
forums, on Facebook where we're going

1108
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
I didn't think the story was actually that

1109
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
good. I preferred the other God of War.

1110
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
And they can suck a dick because they'll be talking

1111
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
absolute shit. There's always people that are going to

1112
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
do it. I had it today didn't I? I told you I blocked

1113
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
someone. Yeah. Because he called me a very

1114
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
rude name which I won't repeat.

1115
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
And he said it's exactly

1116
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
the same as all the other God of Wars.

1117
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
Well no it's not is it? If it was exactly

1118
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
the same as all the other ones it would be a completely

1119
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
different game. Yeah. Might be similar

1120
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
to the last one. Obviously

1121
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
it's the same story, same characters.

1122
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Nothing like the other 46 of them.

1123
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
What did they want? If he,

1124
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
he, she, whoever the fuck they are

1125
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
are listening to this podcast. Not that they probably

1126
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
aren't. They won't. They're blocked now anyway.

1127
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
If they are they can go fuck themselves. Because

1128
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
you're talking out your arse. Yeah. Again

1129
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
just whinging for the sake of whinging.

1130
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Anyway we've gone back to God of War. Let's move on Soz.

1131
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Maybe I don't want to

1132
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
move on. I'm sorry. We have to.

1133
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Save it for next week. We'll go buck wild.

1134
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
This is what people want. This is what they

1135
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
want to be thinking about. Oh God of War.

1136
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
We got um

1137
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
the, oh yeah.

1138
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
There's not really much

1139
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
to talk about on it though. It's just I wanted your

1140
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
opinion on it. The Razor controller. Razor

1141
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
have announced that they're

1142
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
bringing out a

1143
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
customizable controller

1144
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
for the PS5 specifically.

1145
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
And I can't remember what it's called.

1146
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
It's something V2.

1147
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
And it's got a price tag of $250.

1148
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Which is about

1149
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
220 something quid.

1150
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
I think.

1151
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Worth it?

1152
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
I don't know.

1153
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
I know nothing about it. Razor's new

1154
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
PS5 controller costs half as much as

1155
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
the console itself.

1156
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Yeah, but so does the PlayStation

1157
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
controller. The one that they're bringing out.

1158
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
PC

1159
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
game. Razor has announced the new high

1160
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
end PS5 gamepad to compete with luxury

1161
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
offerings. Like Sony's upcoming

1162
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Dual Sense Edge.

1163
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Or Microsoft's Xbox Elite

1164
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
controller on PC. Razor's

1165
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Wolverine V2 Pro.

1166
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Has an eye water in $250

1167
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
price tag and includes the

1168
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
requisite rear paddle buttons

1169
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
and swappable thumb pads. While also

1170
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
boasting

1171
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
mecha tactile button switches

1172
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
and hyper speed wireless

1173
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
through a special dongle. Presumably

1174
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
to cut back on input latency

1175
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
?

1176
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
I mean, it essentially sounds

1177
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
like a scuf control.

1178
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
And I suppose it just comes

1179
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
down to personal preference. Do you prefer

1180
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
scuf? Do you prefer PlayStation?

1181
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Or do you prefer this? I mean

1182
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
it's an interesting looking

1183
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
It looks fucking horrible, doesn't it?

1184
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Design. It doesn't look

1185
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
like my cup of tea. Stop bringing out controllers

1186
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
with the fucking analogue

1187
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
sticks on separate fucking

1188
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
corners of the controller.

1189
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
The left hand fucking analogue

1190
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
stick is at the top left corner.

1191
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
And the right hand is at the

1192
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
bottom right corner. It doesn't feel

1193
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
good to play. As much as

1194
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
people going, yeah, nah, it's the best

1195
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
controller. No, it's not. It's not.

1196
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
It looks like an Xbox controller.

1197
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
And they're fucking grim. It's an odd

1198
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
design, isn't it?

1199
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Is that a real picture of it?

1200
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
It's an odd design. It looks awful,

1201
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
doesn't it? Well, just on that picture alone, no, it's

1202
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
not worth it. There's no curves to it.

1203
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
If I saw that on your mantelpiece,

1204
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
I'd destroy your mantelpiece. It's grim, isn't it?

1205
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Get that gremlin off there. That's

1206
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
disgusting. How much was that?

1207
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
I don't want to look at it. Burn it. How much was that

1208
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Christmas cracker filler? You go, oh, it's 250 quid.

1209
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Fucking hell.

1210
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Way too much money. I'll swap

1211
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
you for this paper clip. I think we're going to

1212
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
see a lot of custom controllers coming out,

1213
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
people trying to compete with things like

1214
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
SCUF controllers, trying to

1215
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
sort of breach into that

1216
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
market, because I think with

1217
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
especially the new Call of Duty, there's

1218
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
going to be quite a few people with

1219
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
the new... Can you use

1220
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
the... You can use the SCUF controller on PS5,

1221
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
can't you? Yeah.

1222
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
If it's for PS5,

1223
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
the one I've got, which my friend kindly

1224
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
gifted to me, was

1225
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
a PS4 one.

1226
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
I can use it for

1227
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
PS5, but only for PS4 games. Yeah, yeah.

1228
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
So there will be people with the

1229
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
controllers that they can't actually use on the new console.

1230
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
So it sort of makes sense that

1231
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
there will be more companies bringing out

1232
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
controllers for the new

1233
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
for the current, like, new generation

1234
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
of consoles.

1235
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
But they all do

1236
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
the same fucking thing.

1237
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
You know what I mean? Yeah, it's just personal preference.

1238
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Who wants to plug a dongle in for their fucking controller?

1239
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Who's worried about

1240
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
the input latency that much?

1241
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
All the sweaty Call of Duty players.

1242
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Which I am.

1243
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
I'm not good enough to be

1244
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
that sweaty.

1245
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
I'd like to be, I'm just not good enough.

1246
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
So I'll try my very best.

1247
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
I would like to have a SCUF controller, because

1248
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
when I used the PS4 one

1249
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
on the PS5, I was

1250
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
notably better.

1251
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
But yeah, like, I'm not...

1252
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
250 quid's worth of better?

1253
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
I'm not buying, like, the price of a

1254
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
caravan holiday.

1255
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
For a controller.

1256
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
I've never been on a caravan holiday.

1257
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Yeah, they're alright, man.

1258
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
You snob.

1259
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
No, I just don't want to sit in a fucking shed in a garden.

1260
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
You don't, do you?

1261
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
You just sleep in there, you go out and do other stuff.

1262
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Yeah, I know.

1263
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
I might be having that. I live in the countryside, but I wouldn't do that.

1264
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
It's the journey, not the destination, bro.

1265
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Fuck the journey.

1266
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
With a caravan on the back.

1267
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
I went on the VR the other day.

1268
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Congrats.

1269
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
This is the next topic, by the way.

1270
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Terrible transition.

1271
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
It was shit.

1272
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Everything that I said in the...

1273
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
I went on the VR the same day

1274
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
that we recorded

1275
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
our fucking shambles of episode 20.

1276
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Yeah, SpongeBob version.

1277
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
SpongeBob SquareHead.

1278
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Fuck off.

1279
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
I played on my VR

1280
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
for that episode.

1281
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
And yeah, everything that I said in that episode about the VR,

1282
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
not that you'll be able to fucking hear it,

1283
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
was right.

1284
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
It was fucking awful. It took us about an hour

1285
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
to set the fucking thing up.

1286
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Plugging all the wires in.

1287
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Like an old style switchboard.

1288
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Putting all sorts of fucking cables

1289
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
into the back of the telly and the back of the PlayStation.

1290
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
We've got to plug this box into this box

1291
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
and this cable's got to go here.

1292
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
The controllers aren't charged.

1293
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Sony didn't provide two different controllers

1294
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
like two chargers for two different controllers.

1295
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
So I've got to now charge one

1296
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
and then the other.

1297
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Oh wait, this fucking cable isn't compatible with this

1298
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
even though it is, but it actually isn't.

1299
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
It doesn't work, but it doesn't tell you that it doesn't work.

1300
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
It just doesn't work. So you've got to put a different control,

1301
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
different cable in. It was fucking nightmare.

1302
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Once we got it set up,

1303
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
headset weren't working.

1304
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Turn it all on, headset kept disconnecting.

1305
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Kept flicking on, flicking off.

1306
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Constantly. It was the cable plugging in

1307
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
from the little shitty box you get.

1308
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
It wasn't telling me that though.

1309
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
So it knew there was a problem

1310
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
and it didn't decide to tell me that.

1311
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
So we were wrapping our heads around trying to figure out

1312
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
what the fuck's going on.

1313
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Anyway, sorted that out.

1314
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Boring.

1315
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
It's boring.

1316
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
It's not, it's

1317
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
I remembered exactly why I stopped playing it.

1318
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Because it is just boring.

1319
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
It's nauseating.

1320
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
We played a bit of Beat Saber.

1321
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
I got a sweat on.

1322
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
It was alright.

1323
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
And you look like a twat.

1324
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Really.

1325
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
It just went straight back in the box.

1326
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
I was so over it that

1327
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
we fought for a minute

1328
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
when it weren't working that the headset itself was

1329
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
fucked. And I just didn't care.

1330
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
That's when I was fine.

1331
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
I said I don't use it, just put it back in the box

1332
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
and throw it in the bin. I'm just not interested in it.

1333
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
And then I had a quick look on eBay.

1334
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
You can pick one up for like 60 quid.

1335
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Like the full headset and everything.

1336
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
So if you, I'm pointing at you,

1337
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
wanted to try it,

1338
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
you can have it for, why are you smiling?

1339
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Just carry on.

1340
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Just listening to you rant.

1341
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
It's just stupid. You'll have to try it someday.

1342
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
You'll have to try it out and

1343
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
you can understand why I think it's shit.

1344
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
I'm laughing

1345
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
because Jem's typing.

1346
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
And Reese said my hair looks square and

1347
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
laughed at my hair.

1348
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
And then I said, pain.

1349
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
And look at this fucking

1350
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
greasy hairball. Show me that picture.

1351
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
When did you take a picture

1352
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
of me? 8 seconds ago.

1353
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
And that's what you're

1354
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
listening to. Hagrid.

1355
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
We'll take Hagrid.

1356
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
He's a love, he's a love to you. I was expecting

1357
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
her to go a lot harsher than that.

1358
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Yeah, no. Weak.

1359
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Hagrid. Yes, weak.

1360
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
You gotta do better than that. I was expecting

1361
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
you to come out with some fucking banter.

1362
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
I was gonna, you know, like a tennis racket.

1363
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Bang, straight back at you.

1364
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Open net and she's missed.

1365
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Yeah, you've won. That's upsetting.

1366
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Cheers, babe. Thank you.

1367
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
VR, shit. Not interested.

1368
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
I'm sure there's a market for it someday.

1369
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Just a long, long, long way off, I think.

1370
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
I mean, it nearly caught us because we were looking through

1371
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
the store for like different

1372
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
things on. If you want to buy a music

1373
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
pack on Beatsay because they've added quite a few,

1374
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
the cheapest one was like

1375
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
7 quid, 8 quid

1376
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
for like 4 songs. That's mental.

1377
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
It's far too much money. I was

1378
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
annoyed by that. But we nearly got sucked

1379
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
into buying other shit. Beatsaber's good, though.

1380
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Beatsaber is fun.

1381
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Yeah, yeah, I liked it.

1382
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
What is he?

1383
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
Ah.

1384
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Ah.

1385
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Ah.

1386
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
She's retained

1387
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
herself. Yeah, I've had that one

1388
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
before. You look like Joe Wilkinson.

1389
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Yeah, I've had that before. He's a

1390
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
funny geezer, though. Ah, he's ledge.

1391
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
The last one I've had is that I look like that geezer from

1392
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Undateables. I've never

1393
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
seen it.

1394
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
I'm going to have to find it. That's cracking.

1395
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Let me find him. Well, let's not do it now.

1396
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
No, because the next bit's yours.

1397
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Warzone 2.0 and DMZ.

1398
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Warzone 2.0

1399
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
and DMZ. Another reason

1400
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
why I'm rushing through God of War, but not really.

1401
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Warzone comes out Wednesday.

1402
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
So I'm very excited.

1403
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
No, you look more like

1404
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
a warzone. Warzone comes out Wednesday.

1405
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
So I've got Thursday

1406
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
off. So I'm going to have a good crack at that.

1407
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
You've got Thursday off? Yeah,

1408
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
I'm a big fan of Warzone. Were you booking all this time off

1409
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
all this shit?

1410
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Well, because this is my

1411
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
hobby. This is my second job, bro. I need

1412
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
to get the information out for

1413
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
the pod on Fridays.

1414
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
I don't want a cold slice. No, don't

1415
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
do it, man. I don't want a slice of pizza, but it's

1416
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
cold. Sorry, I'm looking forward

1417
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
to that. They had... F***ing stupid

1418
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
... Sorry.

1419
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
It's attacking a pizza box. Go on,

1420
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
Carver. Thank you.

1421
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
They had streams

1422
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
a couple

1423
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
of days ago to reveal

1424
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
DMZ and Warzone.

1425
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Well, not really reveal

1426
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Warzone. We've already seen it, but they've changed a lot

1427
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
of things. Anyway, they

1428
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
revealed DMZ there, but it was just terrible.

1429
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
I was expecting like a Call of Duty event

1430
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
where they were going to be showing everything,

1431
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
explaining everything. They just went, nah,

1432
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
here's a bunch of streamers all in a room.

1433
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
They're going to stream it. We're not going to tell you

1434
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
anything about DMZ.

1435
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
They're just going to play it. And they're running

1436
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
around trying to play it like Call of Duty.

1437
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Bro, such a cheap market.

1438
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Let's get the streamers to do it.

1439
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
But they did it well at

1440
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
the Call of Duty event when they showed

1441
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Warzone 2, but they had a panel

1442
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
there. They was explaining it. They was cutting to Twitch

1443
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
streamers while they was there.

1444
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
It was done really well. That's what I thought they were doing

1445
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
again, but this time they were just like,

1446
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
go watch the streamers. They're streaming it.

1447
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
But they're playing it

1448
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
like Warzone. It's not like that.

1449
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
You're supposed to be sneaking about taking

1450
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
people out slowly. You know, like Tarkov.

1451
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Yeah, they won't do that though. No, they're like

1452
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
bunny hopping around corners. Streamers are all over for

1453
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
the kill. I'm fucking so sick of

1454
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
streamers, man. I'm so fucking

1455
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
done with them in this type of shit.

1456
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
They all play exactly the same way.

1457
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
They all get angry over the same shit.

1458
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Stop using streamers

1459
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
as a marketing ploy to fucking

1460
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
especially on something like DMZ

1461
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
when you need info

1462
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
because otherwise it will just flop.

1463
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
What has she said?

1464
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
You're smiling.

1465
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
Yeah, I don't know where she's gone with that one.

1466
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
What is she saying?

1467
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
Where has she gone with that?

1468
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
I don't know. Is it because

1469
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
of my thick eyebrows? I don't know.

1470
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
I've got thicker eyebrows than you, so I thought I wondered.

1471
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
No, your eyebrows are further

1472
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
apart than mine. I have to pluck this.

1473
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
I shave it.

1474
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
You shave it?

1475
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
You fucking idiot.

1476
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
How often do you have to shave it?

1477
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Actually, no, to be fair, going by

1478
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
how quickly the hair on your head grows.

1479
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
I'm sure the hair on your eyebrow...

1480
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
It's only the top of my head that struggles, man.

1481
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Give me a break. So how often do you have to shave your monobrow then?

1482
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
I don't know. Whenever I feel like it.

1483
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Does it not grow back thick?

1484
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Yeah.

1485
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
See, that's why you don't shave it.

1486
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
When is that ever going to be a problem to me?

1487
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Unless I'm stranded on a desert island

1488
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
with no razor,

1489
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
when am I ever going to go, oh no, look at this terrible

1490
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
monobrow I can't get rid of?

1491
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
What are you doing with a razor?

1492
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Like a bic? What do you think I use?

1493
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Like an electric shaver.

1494
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
No, I'm a man.

1495
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
I shave with razors.

1496
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
What do you mean you're a man? You shave with razors?

1497
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
That's what we do, isn't it?

1498
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
I use an electric?

1499
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Yeah, that's fine.

1500
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
I just find it weird that you

1501
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
shave your eyebrows.

1502
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
Why? You do. I pluck mine.

1503
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
That's weirder. Mine's the weirdest, quicker.

1504
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
It's more efficient. It is not quicker.

1505
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
I go, I'm done.

1506
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
You're like, boing. Yeah, but I pluck it.

1507
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
I don't pluck it that often, but it's only ever a couple.

1508
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
I go, ding ding ding ding ding.

1509
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
That's what that picture is pointing

1510
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
in front of, is my eyebrows. It's not.

1511
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Because you can't even see in that picture.

1512
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
The best part of it... It's a fucking random woman.

1513
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Yeah, it's a terrible one. She should have left it where it was.

1514
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
With the other dudes. She's not doing

1515
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
very good at this at all. Yes, but what was

1516
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
funny is I see what she googled, and she

1517
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000
googled, Big Bushy Celebs.

1518
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000
That was funny.

1519
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
What do you mean? Big Bushy Celebs?

1520
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Big. So she's making fun of my weight?

1521
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
Big, no. Big Bushy.

1522
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:10,000
This is ridiculous.

1523
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Yeah, it's what terrible episode.

1524
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Back to DMZ. Yeah, so

1525
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
they let all the streamers do it, and

1526
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
yeah, I didn't really give out any

1527
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
information. It looks

1528
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
a little bit half-baked.

1529
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000
There was supposed to, from what

1530
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
we was told a while ago,

1531
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
what the leaks were, there's supposed to be

1532
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
like an economy system, so whatever you took out

1533
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
of the DMZ

1534
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
and took back, you could like

1535
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
sell on a marketplace like

1536
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
World of Warcraft, etc, etc,

1537
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
and you could use your credits that you've

1538
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
earned from... Because you're going around, you're looting.

1539
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
You're looting things like screwdrivers

1540
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
and toothpaste and whatever else.

1541
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
And you're selling it.

1542
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
So that currency can be

1543
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
bought to buy blah-de-blah. But we didn't

1544
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000
see any of this market and stuff

1545
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
if it's even in there.

1546
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
If they don't do stuff like that

1547
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
very quickly and give it a reason to

1548
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
play, it will be dead. Because

1549
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000
at the moment, all that is in there

1550
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
is the odd weapon skin

1551
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
and XP. People will just play Warzone

1552
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000
because all the weapon skins are null and void

1553
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
and no one will care about them because they'll be buying

1554
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
things from the store and putting skins on.

1555
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
I feel like it's a bit of a pointless

1556
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
addition to the game. I don't think it is. I think it's

1557
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
the right addition. But they

1558
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
have to do it properly. And if that

1559
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
is all that's coming out is what we saw,

1560
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
then I don't think it's going to be good. But I just feel like

1561
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
that's trying to bundle it all into

1562
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
one place. They're just hedging their bets

1563
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
because I think

1564
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
the... I don't really know how

1565
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
you'd describe it. The Tarkov style

1566
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
shooter, extraction

1567
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
shooter, whatever it is.

1568
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
That's going to be the next Battle Royale. That's going to be the next

1569
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
big thing. Things like Warzone

1570
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000
don't have an infinite shelf

1571
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000
life. They just don't.

1572
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
And eventually you'll have

1573
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
your player base go from let's say

1574
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
a million people to two hundred thousand

1575
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
because the two hundred thousand people

1576
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
are the hardcore ones that

1577
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
are always fighting for that win

1578
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
and consistently get wins. And

1579
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
the other eight hundred thousand are just playing

1580
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
it casually and

1581
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
got bored of it.

1582
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
That's what will happen. So

1583
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
I can see why they'd bring out

1584
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
something like DMZ because you're right. Things like

1585
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Escape from Tarkov are

1586
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
quite popular and getting

1587
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
ever even more popular.

1588
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
So I can see

1589
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
it's just they're jumping into something, into

1590
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
the unknown. And it might pay off,

1591
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
it might not. If it doesn't pay off, it don't really fucking

1592
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
matter because they've already made a serious amount of dough.

1593
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
It's not like they're going to bankrupt them.

1594
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
But I think in turn,

1595
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
because they have something like Warzone,

1596
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
they're not going to be able to plumb as much time

1597
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
into DMZ because they've got a cash cow

1598
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
right there that's producing consistently

1599
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
and will do into

1600
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
the near and

1601
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
distant future, not forever.

1602
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
It's quite sad really because

1603
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
the multiplayer

1604
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Call of Duty, as much as there's a

1605
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
player base, it's dead. Call of Duty

1606
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
multiplayer will be dead. Games like that

1607
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
are dead because Battle Royale

1608
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
has come in

1609
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
and it has cannibalized

1610
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000
100% all of the multiplayer

1611
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
games because anyone that plays

1612
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
them and plays them consistently and

1613
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
enjoys them, now wants to play

1614
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
Battle Royale. So it's stolen all of

1615
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
them players. Yeah, look at things like

1616
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Ground War. People aren't even playing

1617
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
the objective, they're just jumping in there to try and get as

1618
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
many kills as possible, treating it

1619
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
like a TDM, which they

1620
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
now treat like a Battle Royale.

1621
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
You're just trying to fucking kill everyone.

1622
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
You're not paying attention. Overwatch 2,

1623
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
people aren't paying attention to

1624
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
it's an objective based game.

1625
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
And people are not paying attention to

1626
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
that and just want to get as many kills

1627
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000
as possible. Or if they're a

1628
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
healer, they're still trying to get as many kills

1629
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
as possible. And quite often do. They come out with

1630
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
more damage than their attacking players.

1631
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Yeah, of course they do. But that's because they're

1632
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
so used to that style of game

1633
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
and it will get

1634
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
to a point where

1635
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
games like that start catering towards

1636
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
that because that's all that people want

1637
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
to fucking do is just keep killing each other and

1638
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
treating it like a Battle Royale. It's quite

1639
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
clear with the new Call of Duty, they've tried

1640
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
to slow

1641
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
it down. So the biggest

1642
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
comparison I can make is

1643
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
what Rockstar did

1644
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
with Red Dead Redemption 2.

1645
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
Did you play Red Dead 2? Yeah.

1646
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
So they slowed it right down. They made it

1647
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000
all very deliberate. Everything

1648
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
laboured. I played a bit

1649
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
of Red Dead 2. You open drawers

1650
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
if you want to get an item up.

1651
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000
You pick the item up. There's an animation

1652
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
for everything. Rather than just going over it, it goes

1653
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
clink in your eye. Yeah, no, you actually have to do it all.

1654
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Exactly. So they've done that with this.

1655
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000
You can't

1656
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000
bunny hop around corners. You can jump around corners, but you can't

1657
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
bunny hop no more. You can't slide cancel.

1658
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
Made it a bit more real. Like when you're going to

1659
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
loot now. In Warzone you used to open the chest

1660
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
all the loot used to just spit out all over the floor.

1661
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
Now you have to go into the box,

1662
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
take the items individually.

1663
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
You've got backpacks.

1664
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
You've only got limited amount of space.

1665
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000
So you could carry

1666
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
six grenades

1667
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
if you want. Like 12 semtexes

1668
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
or something. Whereas before you was always limited

1669
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
to two. Yeah, they've slowed it down.

1670
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
So they've slowed it down. They're deliberately doing that

1671
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
because I feel like they're trying to make it

1672
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
more of a military shooter.

1673
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
And they're trying

1674
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
to cater to the DMZ.

1675
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
I think they're trying to transition

1676
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
in some way. Well, they've just taken inspiration

1677
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
from things like PUBG. Of course.

1678
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
With the bag space and everything like that.

1679
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
More Tarkov. Because Tarkov has got that.

1680
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Obviously, they're

1681
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
trying to make...

1682
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000
I think they're trying to have something to fall back on

1683
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
or they're trying to think, well,

1684
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
if Tarkov becomes successful

1685
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
we've got this and we can build upon

1686
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
this mode. And we can

1687
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
nick... If Tarkov becomes

1688
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
the next battle royale and there's loads

1689
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
of Tarkov type games around,

1690
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
they'll know that Call of Duty already has one

1691
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000
and they'll just plummet all their resources into that quick.

1692
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
Let's make this massive. Because we've

1693
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
already built it. It's there.

1694
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
The new Warzone map

1695
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
is built

1696
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
for DMZ. What everyone said

1697
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000
who's a Warzone player, the whole thing

1698
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
it's got AI on it now in Warzone.

1699
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
All that stuff is built

1700
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
for a DMZ mode.

1701
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Not Warzone. Not saying Warzone's not going to be good

1702
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
but it's built with DMZ in mind. So

1703
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
they think that the priorities are shifting.

1704
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
So I like the idea.

1705
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
I just hope it doesn't die like Hazard Zone

1706
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
did in Battlefield. I just don't know the community

1707
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
is geared for that. Not if

1708
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
they're going to run around jumping around like they did. I don't know if they're

1709
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
set for that. You...

1710
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
It's such a different style

1711
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
of gameplay.

1712
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
Especially something like Escape

1713
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
from Tarkov. It isn't just

1714
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
running around and killing everything

1715
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000
as quickly as possible and trying to get the most

1716
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
kills and blah blah blah.

1717
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
It is tactical.

1718
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
It gives you that edge.

1719
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
You don't want to lose your stuff.

1720
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000
I think things like Warzone, and quite

1721
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
a few battle royales, have

1722
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
numbed people to that.

1723
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000
And have made it easier.

1724
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
So it is just about running around and shooting.

1725
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
And fucking bunny-opping everywhere.

1726
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
That realism of it.

1727
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000
I think

1728
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000
a lot of people will be turned away from it.

1729
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
Like turned off.

1730
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Because they just won't want to fucking have to deal with that.

1731
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000
And I think there will be a lot of people

1732
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
that just won't be able to play it.

1733
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
Because they just can't.

1734
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
They're just not used to that style of

1735
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000
gameplay. It's not fast paced enough.

1736
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
It's why so many people

1737
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
don't play PUBG.

1738
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
Because you're in a 40 minute game.

1739
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
And you might not see anyone.

1740
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
Until the very very end.

1741
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
And then you get shot in the head.

1742
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
That suits some people. That suits me.

1743
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
It fucking suited me and Mark. We loved it.

1744
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
I like, like me and Clarky always say

1745
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
we like military shooters.

1746
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
It hasn't got to be ultra realistic.

1747
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
Ultra realism. Like armor.

1748
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
It hasn't got to go down that road.

1749
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
But I like, the thing is

1750
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
people complaining about Warzone

1751
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
the way it is now. Because they can't

1752
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
bunny hop around corners and slide counts and stuff.

1753
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
And they're saying the skill gap's gone.

1754
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000
It's not the skill gap. You can just

1755
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000
you've either got a scuff controller.

1756
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
So it's a lot easier for you to do this. You're on PC.

1757
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Or

1758
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
you've got so much time on your hands

1759
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
you can just like, you've got the finger

1760
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
power to constantly

1761
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
un-chilled man. I'd rather be

1762
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000
the skill gap. You are

1763
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000
better at controlling recoil than me.

1764
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
You've got better positioning awareness than me.

1765
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
You're better at reading the map

1766
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
than me in terms of getting the

1767
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
most advantageous position

1768
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000
on the map. Not

1769
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
I can jump around a corner. I can slide

1770
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
in. That's not skill gap to me.

1771
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. People

1772
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
this new cod, loads of people

1773
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
are whinging about that skill gap

1774
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
and how

1775
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000
and like skill based match

1776
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
making. If you don't like skill based

1777
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000
match making then you're a shit gamer.

1778
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000
If you're whinging because you're

1779
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000
not being placed with people that are of a

1780
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000
lower grade skill than

1781
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
you are and you're complaining

1782
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
because you've now got to go

1783
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
and you have to fight people

1784
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
who are the same if not slightly

1785
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
better than you. So there's now

1786
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
a challenge that's been introduced and you're

1787
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
complaining about that. Why the fuck are you

1788
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
on a multiplayer game?

1789
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
I have, I have, I have to screw

1790
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
you on SBMM. Why?

1791
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000
Why? Because

1792
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000
I think he's got his pros.

1793
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
I think what you said has merit.

1794
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
But

1795
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
every now and again it's good to

1796
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
go in and just be the best player and

1797
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
stomp and I get that's not fair

1798
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
on people that aren't as good as you.

1799
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000
But guess what? If I'm

1800
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
trying to get better, say I'm playing Call of Duty

1801
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
constantly and that's the only game I play

1802
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
multiplayer and I want to get better.

1803
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
I'm like, I dedicate all my

1804
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000
spare time to getting better at Call of Duty. And

1805
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
I'm getting better. I'm getting better. I'm

1806
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
getting better. I'm getting better. Put thousands

1807
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
of hours in. How do I know I'm getting

1808
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
better? I won't.

1809
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
Because I'm always playing people

1810
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
at my level. So you can never

1811
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
see signs of improvement. Well then you need to introduce a rank

1812
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
system. Yeah, absolutely.

1813
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
Because there is none.

1814
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
There can't be, if you, if that's

1815
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
correct what you're saying, 100%.

1816
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
But if you're just playing pubs because there is no ranked

1817
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
and there isn't in COD, which they are adding

1818
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
by the way. But yeah,

1819
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
because they've never had that. So yeah

1820
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000
you never feel at the end of it getting better.

1821
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000
I'll tell you what the, one of the big issues

1822
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
is with something like having a ranked

1823
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
lobby is that you may have people

1824
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
whatever the fucking ranks, let's say

1825
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
grandmasters the top top

1826
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000
of a ranked lobby. There's absolutely

1827
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
nothing stopping you from being top

1828
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
of the ranked lobby and then joining

1829
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000
an unranked lobby. And then

1830
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
you're with people that don't even

1831
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000
play ranked. They're just casual gamers.

1832
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
Apex predators playing pubs. And then you're fucking

1833
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000
slaughtering. There needs to be some sort

1834
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000
of form of system to prevent that

1835
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000
from happening. I agree.

1836
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000
But Call of Duty

1837
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
World War did that.

1838
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Maybe just be more flexible with the

1839
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
school based match. Call of Duty World War

1840
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
did that. They had boot camp. You remember that?

1841
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
No I didn't play them once. Boot camp.

1842
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
So you thought level one

1843
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
to, I believe it was either level

1844
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
one to ten or level one to twenty.

1845
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000
That was it. So

1846
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
the games that you played, the TDMs

1847
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
the kill

1848
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
whatever it fucking was.

1849
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
You, the highest level

1850
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
that you would be placed with is someone who's level twenty.

1851
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Once they surpassed that

1852
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
or whatever level it was, they, those

1853
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
people would then be put into the open

1854
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000
lobbies. And then it's fucking everyone v everyone.

1855
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
But those boot camps

1856
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
were only for new

1857
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000
players. So you had a decent

1858
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000
amount of time to be able

1859
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
to get to grips with the game, see how you are

1860
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
what guns you like, all that type of shit.

1861
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
And then after X amount

1862
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
of rank ups, you were

1863
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
then thrown into the open

1864
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
world, the open lobbies and you

1865
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000
could play with everyone.

1866
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
And that was sort of

1867
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
quite a unique way to be able to

1868
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000
one, let people get used to the fucking

1869
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
game without being slaughtered constantly.

1870
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000
And two,

1871
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
decide what

1872
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
they're decent at.

1873
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000
And give them a chance. You see what I

1874
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
mean? If you could introduce something like that

1875
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
just to allow, maybe not

1876
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000
stop the decent players coming into

1877
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000
every lobby, but definitely allow

1878
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
the lower ranking people

1879
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000
to

1880
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
get to fucking grips with themselves and

1881
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
then throw them into the deep end.

1882
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000
It is a hard one to balance

1883
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000
because, for example,

1884
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000
Warzone, I was

1885
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000
pretty good at it. I was

1886
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000
in the top 0.1%

1887
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000
for kills at one point. I don't know if I ended up

1888
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000
there. And I never really

1889
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
was particularly good. I was just

1890
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
probably a bit campy and stuff.

1891
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000
Sometimes we ran about,

1892
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000
sometimes we camped. We did what we did.

1893
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000
But either way, I

1894
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
was pretty good. But I'd say I was better than

1895
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000
average. Not much better than average, but I was better than

1896
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000
average. And

1897
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000
consistently, I'd

1898
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000
get a lot of kills and

1899
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000
we'd get a fair few wins.

1900
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000
But then you stop playing it for a while,

1901
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000
you go back,

1902
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000
and I'm getting shit on

1903
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000
all the time. I can't do nothing.

1904
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
So I think, how about the people that

1905
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000
play once a week,

1906
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000
full-time jobs,

1907
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000
don't get any time to themselves,

1908
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000
might jump on once a week. They're not going to want to play

1909
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000
that because they're coming on and they're getting

1910
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000
spanked all over the place.

1911
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
So that is where I think, yes, skill-based matchmaking

1912
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,000
works because if I turn

1913
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000
the game on and I'm playing against people

1914
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000
that are just sliding around corners, jumping,

1915
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
and I'm just tunnel visioned,

1916
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000
I'm just camped in a corner,

1917
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000
whatever, that's not going

1918
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000
to be appealing. So they'll lose a lot of player base.

1919
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000
So there does need to be a

1920
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000
skill-based matchmaking in some degree.

1921
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000
And like you say, I think rank mode is the answer,

1922
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,000
but then, as you say, they'll just jump into

1923
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000
pubs. But I don't know,

1924
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000
at least you've got the opportunity to

1925
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000
not just get smacked

1926
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000
about all the time. I think I'm more annoyed because the

1927
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000
amount of streamers that are whinging about it.

1928
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000
Oh yeah, I think you're

1929
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000
just annoyed in general because you're an angry man.

1930
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000
Anyway,

1931
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000
your show, but I feel like we've wrapped up Warzone

1932
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000
DMZ. We have pretty much wrapped up.

1933
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000
The fucking podcast pretty much.

1934
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000
I'm desperate for a piss.

1935
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000
Yeah, I've really needed a piss. I think Steph's looking out the window.

1936
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000
I think she's like, where's my

1937
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000
partner? She just text me.

1938
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000
Hurry up!

1939
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000
Saying, are we still recording?

1940
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000
She's going to let the dog out.

1941
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000
She's like, I don't want the dog to bark and ruin the podcast.

1942
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Like a dog barking is

1943
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000
going to ruin this recording.

1944
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000
I've checked it a million

1945
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000
times throughout this podcast, but I'm still

1946
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000
paranoid that it's not recording through the fucking

1947
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,000
microphones.

1948
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000
I'm quitting

1949
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000
this podcast if we

1950
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000
end this episode and I play it back

1951
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000
and it's all fucking wavy and

1952
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000
whistly. You might not even hear this shit.

1953
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,000
What should I say?

1954
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000
I'll do your job

1955
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000
for you because you're busy.

1956
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
Next subject is what we've been playing.

1957
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000
It is just what we've been playing and it's a very,

1958
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:48,000
very simple one. It's God of War.

1959
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000
That's also what we've been playing tonight.

1960
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000
I've just been waiting.

1961
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000
Also, I've been playing Daisy.

1962
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000
You've been playing Daisy? Yeah. Leading up to

1963
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000
God of War, I was getting

1964
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000
annoyed on Call of Duty.

1965
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000
What was that like at the moment?

1966
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000
I was getting bored of levelling guns up. I love watching

1967
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000
Daisy on YouTube. I feel like

1968
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,000
watching Daisy's episodes on

1969
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000
YouTube is better than watching The Walking

1970
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000
Dead.

1971
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
It's genuinely a better

1972
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000
experience.

1973
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000
It's genuinely a better experience

1974
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000
because The Walking Dead is very

1975
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000
stale. Anyway, I had an urge,

1976
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000
had an itch to play it. I jumped

1977
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000
on, ran around for

1978
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000
about 15-20 minutes in the pitch black,

1979
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000
found a road, followed it,

1980
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,000
went down to a house, found some beans,

1981
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000
ate them,

1982
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000
carried on running,

1983
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,000
couldn't find anything for ages, saw another

1984
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000
man, chased him. I couldn't

1985
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,000
find him. He disappeared. Started

1986
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000
raining, got really cold,

1987
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000
got swarmed by zombies, died,

1988
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000
turned it off.

1989
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000
I thought I had a bloody good time.

1990
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,000
Genuinely. That is the Daisy experience.

1991
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000
And it's something about it. It's so

1992
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,000
unique. Just running around with

1993
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,000
fuck all on trying to find a can

1994
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,000
of tuna. It's so unique.

1995
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,000
Honestly, what a game that really

1996
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,000
is. It's like my guilty pleasure.

1997
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,000
It's a game I always go back to and

1998
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000
just, I know what I'm doing,

1999
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000
but not to the level like the YouTubers

2000
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,000
do. I ain't got a fucking clue. I have,

2001
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,000
but not to the level like Clarkie got

2002
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,000
really good at it. I went at work

2003
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,000
because there's an app you can download

2004
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,000
that's got all the maps on it.

2005
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,000
All the map is in, you can't just pull

2006
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,000
up a map on Daisy. There's no maps.

2007
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,000
You have to look at road signs.

2008
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,000
Clarkie had all the maps

2009
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,000
on his phone. He's at work

2010
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000
on his lunch break. He was planning out his

2011
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,000
routes, where he was,

2012
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000
getting into it, writing things down.

2013
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,000
That's the sort of level I like getting into sometimes.

2014
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,000
I could barely understand

2015
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,000
how to save the game and keep your

2016
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,000
character for when you logged back in.

2017
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,000
I could barely understand

2018
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,000
that. I think it's one of them where if

2019
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,000
you can play that shit on console and be

2020
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000
good at it, you fucking, you're good at

2021
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,000
everything. I wish I could find that clip

2022
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,000
because I ain't got a fucking clue. It's been deleted

2023
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,000
for some reason. I think it was on the PS4.

2024
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000
I know the clip you were on. I will never

2025
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,000
ever, ever forget as long as I live.

2026
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,000
Ran into a building.

2027
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,000
Me and Clarkie. It's really

2028
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,000
long building. It's one floor,

2029
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,000
long building. Loads of rooms on the

2030
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,000
left. I'm at the end of the

2031
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,000
building in the room on the left looking

2032
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
for stuff. Obviously, there's

2033
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000
proximity chat in Daisy.

2034
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,000
We're geared. We've got like

2035
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000
army gear on. We've been playing these characters

2036
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,000
for a while. We finally found each other, which is a mission on

2037
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,000
its own. Trying to find each other is

2038
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,000
almost impossible for us.

2039
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,000
So we've been to the army base. We've got guns.

2040
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,000
We've got bullets. We've got army gear.

2041
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000
We're pretty geared.

2042
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,000
And it takes a long time to get to

2043
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,000
that point. And I'm

2044
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,000
looting. Clarkie's keeping watch

2045
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,000
at the door. He's like, oh shit, someone's here.

2046
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,000
The door opens

2047
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,000
and obviously

2048
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,000
say when you die in Daisy,

2049
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000
we're not in a party chat. So when you die

2050
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,000
in Daisy, your voice

2051
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,000
just cuts off because

2052
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,000
you're dead. It's

2053
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,000
pretty cool. Anyway, I'm thinking, I see

2054
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000
Clarkie. Oh, someone's here.

2055
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,000
Clarkie goes, hello, mate.

2056
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,000
You're right. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's got a gut.

2057
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,000
And then I hear the gun

2058
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,000
shot.

2059
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,000
He's got a gut. No, he said

2060
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000
he's got a gut. Don't shoot. And then he

2061
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,000
shoots him and he's dead. And as soon

2062
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,000
as I heard that, I was like, fuck.

2063
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,000
Oh, fuck. I've lost him on my own.

2064
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,000
Yeah. So I panicked. What do I do?

2065
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,000
Logged out.

2066
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,000
Takes 15 seconds. I sat

2067
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,000
in that room. Your character sits down

2068
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,000
while he's logging out. 14, 13,

2069
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,000
12. I can hear him

2070
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,000
running around. I got out.

2071
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,000
I got Clarkie on the party chat.

2072
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,000
He's like, he fucking shot me.

2073
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,000
No, no. That's what he said.

2074
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,000
That's what he said. Sorry. He's got a

2075
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,000
gun. Oh, he shot me.

2076
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,000
And then he was

2077
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000
dead. He shot me.

2078
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,000
He shot me.

2079
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,000
I wish I still had that on video. It's the funniest

2080
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,000
thing I've ever seen. I would

2081
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,000
if I could get to grips with that game, I would

2082
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,000
be just like that person. I'd be kill on sight.

2083
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,000
Oh, yeah. That's what they do. I try

2084
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,000
to make friends, but that's not the way to play.

2085
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,000
Anyway, one day we will

2086
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,000
take you into the wilderness

2087
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,000
of Daisy because it is so good.

2088
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,000
Yeah. The last time I played

2089
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,000
it, the only person I come across

2090
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,000
put a rope around my neck and just

2091
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,000
dragged me around. Yeah.

2092
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000
I'm just fucking turning it off. I'm sick of this.

2093
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,000
You can take you as prisoners.

2094
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,000
I couldn't get out of it. I didn't know what was going on.

2095
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,000
I was running with a couple of people. I don't know who they

2096
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,000
was. South African dude and some other

2097
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,000
guy I was playing with for a while.

2098
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,000
They were trying to teach me the game and stuff.

2099
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,000
One day

2100
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,000
they were chasing him. Found this guy

2101
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,000
in a town running around. He was chasing

2102
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,000
him. They caught up with him. They pointed

2103
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,000
the gun at him like, put this

2104
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,000
rope around you

2105
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,000
or whatever. He put the rope around him. He put tape over

2106
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,000
his mouth. He put tape over someone's mouth

2107
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000
and they were trying to talk. It muffles their voice. Yeah.

2108
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,000
They got a cycle helmet on. You can't hear them

2109
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,000
through their mic. It's weird, man.

2110
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,000
Yeah. That was like

2111
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,000
where you're from.

2112
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000
He was like South Africa. He was like

2113
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,000
alright. Me too.

2114
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,000
All right. South African

2115
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,000
is like that Mala just saved your life.

2116
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,000
He's like let me look in your

2117
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,000
pockets. He's

2118
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,000
had a look in all his inventory. He's like, you know what?

2119
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,000
We're just going to take this and we're going to let you live.

2120
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,000
Literally let him live because he saved South African as well.

2121
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,000
Oh great game.

2122
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,000
It's crazy, isn't it? I'll have to jump into it.

2123
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,000
It's really fun. It really is fun.

2124
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,000
Clark is the daisy guru.

2125
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,000
So I'll have to have him walk us through it.

2126
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,000
But yeah daisy and

2127
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,000
Godawar. Hopefully Godawar will be finished by

2128
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,000
Sunday night. I'd like to finish

2129
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,000
it tonight and then it will never

2130
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,000
finish because I'll be keep going for platinum.

2131
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,000
I will have it finished by Monday.

2132
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,000
I can assure you of this. It will be done.

2133
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,000
I just can't wait till all the stories

2134
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,000
are done and we can just talk openly about it.

2135
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,000
I agree. We're going to leave it there.

2136
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,000
Oh God.

2137
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,000
This pizza is fucking

2138
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,000
killing me.

2139
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,000
This is disgusting.

2140
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,000
And annoyingly these are decent farts

2141
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,000
that are exiting my asshole

2142
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,000
and the microphones won't pick them up as well as I can hear them.

2143
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,000
Never waste.

2144
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,000
Right we're fucking off.

2145
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,000
See you later.

2146
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:16,000
Uro.