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This is comfy this is comfy we move rooms thanks to all you little worms we patreon's we've upgraded the office
Some comfy chairs. Yeah
But you see what I mean, you can easily have another person over to be
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Yeah, I'm the prince among men we have the lame dog with us to do your
Spicy
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Work in World Warcraft power wash in life
I mean that not really a whole lot finished. I haven't finished a walkway for it
I'm on the battle of five arms on the hobbit
We've stepped the extended editions were on the second disk now and that's that's that done. We've watched it all
It's very cool. Yeah, it's gory man. The extended edition of the battle of five armies
There's some serious gore there that you don't see in the normal theaters
I'm talking about blood explosions and splatters and all sorts of shit quite cool a lot of decapitation
It's days of behavior
It's not
It's really poignant the fact they filmed it in 60 frames per second as well
That's why it looks so much different to Lord of the Rings worse in my
Because I feel this because they've used a different film and start what they filmed in the 60 frames per second
I'm pretty different. Yeah, I've always um, I want out of the way
I
Smell yeah. Yeah, it's weird. You ever seen the clips of him actually like voice
All fours
I
Said it's a nice amount of money in a room filled with people when someone's filming it
I would not be able to get on all fours and do what he does
Never say yeah
He became the dragon. He did. Thanks man. Oh
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comfy
Can you live that you are?
We need to get you one of these headsets really so you've got loads of room
I've got one. I'll just keep it there. You need to bring it. I was gonna I was gonna mention
Obviously with the Witcher that Henry's
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God of War versus Elden
me and Mark had a decent discussion about this today and
I said how
Elden ring is a very very
decent competitor
Or candidate us certainly for game of the year and he straight. I went now now
Gonna force top team. He's never played out rings. There is opinions are absolute bollocks
He doesn't understand it nor would he be able to pay out
He wouldn't be able to you get too angry and he'd give up like I almost did
So I think it's a good it's a good conversation to have
Because I really should probably start on the reviews
I'm gonna go back to episode 12. We do a little work for me
I'm sorry, yeah, I remember correctly we give what we think it will get and I said 98 or metacritic
And you said 90 I think I thought it would be
Worse than it's pretty sister because sequels always struggle. Yeah, and and it seems to be fucking blowing out the water
So what the fuck goes on in this game?
That is making it. You know, I mean there's something there's something there
I keep skipping through spoilers on tick tock or all sorts of shit. There's something going on. I am not
I haven't read a review. I haven't listened to anything
I've watched any videos or I've stayed well out of the way because I know people will try and spoil it
No, even if they don't mean to spoil it, there'll be a word in there somewhere where I'm like that
That's that's the alarm bells. There'll be like Atreus death in the same sentence
Not that that's the thing, but you know, I mean I haven't seen that anywhere. I'm just saying
Well it has
What did you say this course will be?
Not yet. Not yet. All right, let's drop back down to 94
Oh, there goes your victory and now enjoy the evening. No, no, because it's still the reviews are still well
I might drop down. It's steady there. They're late. I got a 93 now
I'm leaning next to the Leviathan. I just remember that it's quite funny. I'm fucking buried in your head
Oh
Really what do you mean sorry the shit you've come out with what do you mean sorry?
Moved all of this over it. Um, yeah
So what is reviewing fantastic things very exciting comes out next week. Yeah, then try and squeeze as much as I can
I want to well you won't complete it
Yeah, but you it's only a I like for that. I know
40
We have a little just 20, let's say let's say call the phone
You're telling me you can't get that done in less than a week
I'm telling you that I have a wife and my life isn't the same as yours. So maybe not that sounds like excuses
All right, if I did if I didn't have a wife and two children then
I have a dog by Sunday
100% by Saturday
I'm gonna get it done today. I'm gonna move
How time works I'm gonna change the construction of it and I'm gonna get it done today
As I said mine, don't expect me to be in
You were getting that phone call
So
I'm not very well. Yeah, mark. Don't leave your kid in my back
I don't know if you get yourself in there
so
With that in mind, I'm trying and what the thing is
I spoke to my boy big clark and uh, he's excited as excited as me as excited as you
I think he said he's gonna leave it till his christmas. Go fuck off. What the fuck? What why well?
hear me out why we do the same why
because
You don't care, right? I know you don't care everybody knows you don't get to shout about it enough
Warzone comes out on the 17th or 16th, whatever it is
I'm trying to level up guns. So in more warfare, so they're ready to go in warzone
I'm trying to get all the bits and bobs. I need it's like this
It's like an mmo. I'm trying to get everything ready. It's not like
Shut up
We're getting everything ready
I want to be ready warzone ready so I haven't got to spend time in my
Warzone or dmz. Yeah when that motor drops with the safe day. Yeah, so every minute I can play the playstation. Yeah is
Is crucial that i'm spending it leveling up weapons. Yeah
That is a small window to get what I need done. Yeah, I would leave got a war till christmas
So I could get all my stuff ready in the warzone
I can't leave it till christmas because as a gaming podcast and a co-owner of this company that isn't a company but will be
kinda
I have to keep up to date with gaming news. I'm constantly seeing gaming stuff
It does therefore it's almost impossible for me to avoid spoilers. Yeah, so unfortunately as most i'm looking forward to this game
It's also destroying me because I have to force my way through it as quickly as possible to avoid spoilers
Yeah, and that is sad. I think the idea
of
Leaving god of war until christmas so that you can get some decent guns for call of duty is the saddest and most pathetic thing
I think i've ever heard in my life god of war is
Is quite possibly going to be like you said before we hit record game of the year due to
And i've got it the wrong way around
Because it's under every single platform. Yes, I I think that god of war will be getting here
um, and
I think
I would much rather blitz through it myself in say the span of a week
A week than wait until christmas and have it spoiled for me inevitably because then you're going to have to avoid all
forms of social media platforms
Especially the fact that if you're quite a big time gamer, which yourself me and clarky we all are
So his feeds on instagram and whatever platforms you have
Must be filled
with some form of gaming news, so when god of war comes out
And a day two days three days a week. It's going to be fucking filled
with god of war spoilers, so I would much rather blitz through it in a week and
Potentially somewhat ruin the experience for myself because I ruined it for myself
Than wait and have it ruined by someone else because I wanted to get a different fucking gun on cod
You see what I mean god of war is going to be over once it comes out you give it a month
We don't because it's only single player game once you've completed it. That's it. Whereas cod is a constant thing
Even though you've got the fear of missing out on that one. You you ain't there's no problem over with cod of duty
cod of duty
Um, there's no fun over that my issue is I want to jump in day one with the boys. Yeah, but why can't you?
Because I ain't going to have the stuff for me. Why what do you need? You need to level up the guns
You need to unlock attachments you need to unlock
the weapons themselves
You need to level the guns up to unlock the business. Well, you can't squeeze in god of war for that
Well, I know you you'll have to because this will affect our listeners because if I've done it
Which I will very very quickly when it comes out and you haven't we won't be able to sit here and talk about it
Which is doing them a disservice
Down straight remember you said you put that bifax in my head
And you've got a spoiler in there for me
Well, if you don't fucking play it I'm gonna have to because I don't want to
You don't fucking play it. I'm gonna have to because that's such a massively relevant thing for this podcast
That could be the bit that takes us to the fucking moon and back
And you jeopardize that
Congratulations
Yeah, congratulations to all seven. He's made some dough. That's that's true. They've made some serious dough in those fucking
massively, but
More to the point. Yes, I feel that we're going to take call duty out the equation
I feel like it's a sad state of affairs that you
Really have to almost ruin an experience for yourself
Because of spoilers that that is
I I will be playing it and instead of
Taking slowly enjoying it and just taking in everything as it goes. I'll be rushing
to get through because every night I go on youtube to
Put out my just chill in bed watching or my daughter will be watching blippy or whatever it is
and
Even thumbnails on youtube just ruin things. They just ruin the stuff all the time. Yeah, so it's literally there's no
There's no way for me to consume any media without
Potential spoilers and it's not a case of just don't do any media. It's almost impossible regardless of whether i'm like I won't go on twitter
I won't go on instagram. The kids will still be on youtube. They'll still pop up. Yeah, I still for some reason
I don't know why everyone's phone seems to do it these days just get random bits and
Oh
Yeah, oh the craters dies in new god of war ten reasons craters didn't survive
What's your thoughts on craters dying exactly when you start brilliant so there's no way of like media blackout
Especially when we're an aspiring young podcast. We kind of need to keep our finger on the post to some degree
So yeah, it's really difficult and sad that you have to
Kind of push your way through because I would like to be able to just take it easy play at christmas
There's no real rush. It's not like I'm I ain't desperate to play it because I really am
I remember the feeling I had when I finished god of war and I remember my wife was in ireland
Uh visiting family and I had the whole week. I just smashed full body
and what an experience it was really
heartfelt
emotions heartstrings pull
Yeah, well so four and a half years later
Here we are again, and it just seems a little bit, you know, i'm in a totally different stage of my life had another child
um moved house
So completely different stage of my life now now i've got to do it again
But with more time constraints and yeah
I just fear because it only takes one thing to really sell the taste if if i'm playing
10 15 hours in and then someone someone says something
Yeah, i'm just oh well, that's well, it's like before before i'm playing obviously i've tried to play god of war multiple times
but when I um
Decided no i'll give it a full-on crack and i'll i'll properly play it this time
Um, jaeger fucking spoiled it for me. I was five hours in and he turns and he goes
Do you know a trash is lowkey?
Are you fucking dick you absolute dick because I didn't know I'd somehow avoided
I'd avoided the if you ain't played god of war yet and the second one's coming out in less than a week
Go fuck yourself. You should have already played it. It's not not my problem, but
I was so annoyed because I had avoided all of all manner of
of spoilers or anything to do with god of war somehow
And yeah, he just went up like one of the one of the biggest pieces of the puzzle
and
Yeah, he's a dick in it. You know what I mean? He's just a bit of a dick not that he listens to this people in a
Spoilers as well people that are going out their way to say this isn't a spoiler, but and I hate that
edge runners
Like I hadn't even watched a single second of it and on twitter or someone but i've got a very well-known person
You know, it's not an interest to spoil everything
um
um no spoilers, but
this um, this song gives me some serious like
Gets me really in my feelings and then it was a picture of two characters like sitting arm and arm
Well, obviously there's a reason for that now to one of you
Do you know what I mean? It's like you've spoiled it now. Yeah, something detrimental is going to happen to this
It's that it take the word but out of it
No spoilers, but this isn't going to ruin the game, but
I really like you, but you know, I mean it doesn't it doesn't fucking if there's a but in between that sentence
What you said at the beginning of that, but is
Is definitely what you're going to do. It's the reason you know, I mean, I don't want to punch you but i'm going to you know
I mean, I don't want to do this. It's just it's just absolute shit
stop saying but
but
But yeah, i'm excited obviously i'm gonna try and get through it
We went off on tangents here because we were actually so what do you think about game of the year?
Having having been the person that is the reason why I played Elden Green and why?
It's one of the best games I think I've ever played
And not the reason you played God of War as well
Didn't I push you into that?
Yes, of course you did because you screamed at me and I was so terrified of you that I felt like I had to do some form of redemption art
Because you said because I remember where it was and what you said
Sacked in the van for the first time
You said it's fucking shit
Those were your words
And I understand why you got angry
I understand it but you have to understand
I was about half the way I am now
I was puny little scrawny motherfucker
And you were there
middle of winter
multiple layers on looking bigger than you are
even though you're bigger than me
massive beard
covered in tattoos
and it was terrifying
You like games do you?
I don't like games
You like God of War?
No I think it's a bit shit
What are you fucking saying?
Going off on one
That's not as easy as that
What do you think?
Your honest opinions
Do you think a game like Elden
I told you my honest opinions
I believe that Elden Ring has more chance to win
Game of the Year than God of War
solely because
God of War is a son of the only game
It will only be on PlayStation
Where Elden Ring has been experienced by
vast majority of people
And people that haven't got a PlayStation
and are bitter
then weird little weirdos that sit there going
Hey Alex got the better
and fucked PlayStation
and vice versa
PlayStation people do it as well
Definitely, I'm guilty of doing it
I couldn't give a monkey
All games should be out of the system
Everyone should enjoy it
Imagine if they put their firepower
on PlayStation
Imagine what they could produce
And there would be no competitiveness
I don't need it
Anyway, I think more people
have experienced the Elden Ring
So there would be more voices shouting in their corner
So you think as the masses
will go for Elden Ring
What do you actually think
in your heart of hearts
I don't know, I play God of War
I can't even play it as well
I know nothing
Going off of God of War itself
and let's assume that
it is
being known as being better
So better than
what the first God of War
was
presented with that
I know you haven't played it
But do you think that it will be able to top something like
Elden Ring
The advantage that God of War has
apart from
obviously Elden Ring's advantage is
it's multi-platform
God of War's advantage is that it comes
at the end of the year
So you get recently biased
Recently biased
You know, it would be easy to
forget that Elden Ring
even came out this year
It was that long ago, it came out February, March
Early doors
I think
Well
I think Elden Ring
will be going with the year
And not for reasons
like you say, because it's on more platforms
obviously I think that will help them
But I think that
Elden Ring
is a
Because I don't want to sit here and say
I've got a war, because that's not what I'm trying to do at all
But I think Elden Ring is so
So
Vast and mystical and there's so
many hidden things and you really
can take your own
path
And
The different
builds and the weapons
and fucking around and even just like
the fucking little TikTok clips of people
banging on some
cool songs and doing, you know what I mean
I think
Elden Ring has the scope for being
much more than just a single
player campaign
And especially
with its online aspect
And all the different little things that you can do
You know what I mean
I'm not slighting off God of War
I think God of War is fucking incredible
But I do think something like Elden Ring would be
something that would be just
enough to tip over the edge
If you get one
Oh yeah, what do you mean?
In reality, does it matter?
No, that means fuck all
It doesn't matter at all
They're both fantastic
Obviously when it comes out
They will both be known
as two of the best gangs
of our era
Yeah, I think they're both
They've all
I mean they've already gone down
They're already in the books
But I think the fact that
we're only not even a year into their
like haven't completed
a year since their release
It's just mental
So yeah
It's distracting having a big fucking
glass window there in it
Yes, yeah
What?
Attention to me
I am
You're just fucking it
Yeah, I agree
It's fantastic, everything's great
Yeah
Now I'm really excited for God of War
Can't wait to play it
It's going to be a fantastic time
Elden Ring is a fantastic
game, it's going to be hard to beat something
that was written by George R.R. Martin
A game of the Thrones
of House of Dragons
A lot of people
have been brought into the Souls franchise
due to his name
alone, let alone the
accessibility differences with it
compared to its predecessors
and its spiritual predecessors
and the open world nature
and just yeah, the mystical vastness
of it and potentially DLC
And how gorgeous it looks
It's fantastic
It's a fantastic game
and it will be one for the history books
sitting at 96%
only bettered by a
small handful of
the greatest games ever created
and rightly so from what it seems
God of War will sit alongside it
Yeah, definitely
So regardless, we're blessed to experience
two of possibly the greatest games
ever made in the same year
which was originally
looking like a fairly
barren year and it's turned out to be a fairly barren year
It has been, it has for gaming
especially
PS5
it's been fucking awful
Let's not pretend like it's been a great
year for new consoles
because it just hasn't
nothing
PS5 exclusive or Xbox
or was it Series X?
Was that the latest one?
Yeah, nothing PS5
Series X exclusive to that
console has come out
that's really really grasped
and it still hasn't
Halo is supposed to but
it has fallen off
So even God of War
like we've said multiple times, it's still going to be
on the
I'm going to call it the current console generation
because I don't think PS5 and Series X
even though they're two years old
I don't think I can't
call them current because of
how many people still haven't got one
due to either money or just
them not being able to fucking produce
I still think we're sat in the PS4
100% real
Xbox whatever fucking era
but yeah I'm glad that
you had something like Elden Ring at the beginning
to really fucking grab people by
their bollocks and then
you've got something like God of War to
finish off the year and it's going to be
it's going to be mental
It's super exciting, either way whatever happens
we're going to be playing it, we're going to be beating it
we're going to have fun
and that's all the assets
Moving on
we have
Call of Duty
and this is as of 2-3 days ago now
it said
it had sold
£800 million
or dollars
Sorry, I'm so sorry
Game have just taken another £70 billion
from me for this control
I'm skipping my money but
I'm skipping me in the space of 5 fucking minutes
Carry on, sorry
It's sold $800 million
or pounds, I don't think it was dollars
Let's assume that's pounds, let me do the maths
So what? 800
million
So 800 and then six zeros
Is that what that is?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
6
And then how much is it? 70 quid?
For the base
times
60
No, I believe
that is the price
800 million, that's how much they've made
Oh, that's how much they've made
Oh, sorry, I thought you meant they sold 800 million
Are you sure? They've made 800 million
So they made
They made more
than
Doctor Strange
the new film
Top Gun remake
combined, they made more
That's mental
It has become the most successful launch
in Call of Duty history
There's a reason why
It's fucking good, boy
It's fucking good
I love it
I love it, but yes it is riddled
with bugs, it is riddled, riddled
riddled with many issues, the UI
is shit, I hate it
I don't like the UI, it's rubbish, they're going to
fix it, they're going to sort it out
You can't cancel
reload, reload cancel?
I don't know what the fuck you're going to want
Or mid reload, you can't just cancel
in case someone pops out
I don't know, I'm not into it
so are you carried on? I'm pretty sure
it's the opposite, I think you can
I need to have a wee
Ah, we need weewees
I knew it wasn't adults
We'll be back
We're back, sorry
about the pause
We both had our weewees
Now we can continue what we
were talking about
Your relation breaks were needed
I apologise, I really do
Normally we leave it and ask all myself
talking until someone comes back
We both needed a wee
So that's another reason why we need a third person
so that two of us can now go for the piss
Together
Holding each other, crossing swords
Leaving the skin on it, you won't crush
Leaving the skin on it
If you leave wee in there long enough it gets a skin like gravy
Nah, fuck off, since when?
Since you leave wee in the toilet
and it gets a skin like gravy
Nah, what's wrong with your piss?
When have you done that?
It's just common noise isn't it? Gravy
Gravy rooms
I can't remember what we were actually
talking about Anyway, call of duty was using
a fucking shot Oh yeah, you hate it, go on
It's just shit, go on
Why, why is it shit, what's wrong with it?
It's just like, just to get to the settings
you've got to press about 14 buttons
and go from menus and that
So where's the settings? I saw the
I have seen a clip of
the settings and
there's a setting for everything
Yeah, down straight, it's good
Is that good? Yeah, of course it is
Because it looks fucking confusing to me
Go on YouTube and go, wait, what's the best one?
What's the best one? That's what I keep seeing
TikToks come up for, use this setting
to make your KD go higher
That's another thing, where's the barracks?
Where's my stats?
I can't see my stats They normally bring that
type of shit out later, don't they? Sometimes
Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't
They said that they wouldn't though No, no, no, it will be there
Of course it will be there, but at the moment
I like to keep an eye on the KD
or I like to know if my KD is good
I know it doesn't matter, but I like
to know it's good, because I'm getting better
I'm improving, I'm getting better
But yeah, it's got a lot of crashes
But the game's good enough
to be like, ah, it's crashing
I'll slow it up, and it loads so
quickly, that's why it was like
bang, because Modern Warfare
1 and Warzone
was still
PS4 thing, so
there was only a PS4 version
I'm guessing in the new Warzone, it's going to be a PS4
version, but yeah, the Warzone
and Modern Warfare 1 was slow to load up
it crashed after going from menus
and connecting to
servers, and that's not an internet issue
the way the game's made, just forever
This is just like bang bang you in
yeah, so actually we're going bang bang you
It's just... Bing bong we're on
Bing bong we're on, Levin and Tribe, we're like
it's f***ing beautiful
I love it, I'm having a great time
with the boys, Roycey and
Clarky, we're holding it down
even Big Boy and Matt shoutout Matt with the feet
Yeah, we're all over it
Matt with the feet
Yeah, Matt with the foot, Matt with the foot too
Yeah, but it's good, I'm having a great time
and hence why I'm so excited for Warzone
and the DMZ mode, which I think
will be great
I really do wish that I could sit here and say I'm with you
and I'm going to get it
You will enjoy it, you will enjoy DMZ mode
Yeah, I just want to get it
We'll see
This isn't something where I'm going to be apologising
in five episodes or so
Maybe not that soon, but the only
reason that this is the case is because
Gone Wars ran the corner
and then you've got World of Warcraft which you're going to be
sinking months and months into
If they weren't on the horizon you would be on the corner
And the fact that their last card was stupidly
fucking duped, and I don't know why
I'm just holding that grudge against it
Fuck them
Right, well that's your opinion
Fuck you, it's good, I love it
As long as you love it, Roy
enough, then it does look very good, I'm not taking
anything away from that
One of the best Call of Duty's I've played
It's too sweet
I'm not interested enough in it
I'm not going to say World of Warcraft around the corner
There's nothing
You are underrated at FPS games
Wherever I've played with you, I'm not used to
jumping on with someone and being like
Oh no, they're pretty good
They're arguably better than me
That doesn't happen very often
If I jump on with, like my mates
They're probably on my level, same level as well
But if you like
meet some geezer at work or
you become friends with someone and you're like
I'll do play and they're like yeah yeah I'll play
and you're like fucking on the whack
You are terrible
Jumping on with you, you're like yeah
You can hold your own and you're probably
better than me in some aspects
I think you'd smash God
I don't know what your beef is
Don't get me wrong, I like it, maybe I'll buy it
You'd blow a little bit of smoke up his ass
I have to
There has to be stuff that has to be moved around
Playstations being changed
into a different location
for access
Because my Playstation doesn't see a lot of use
It's out of the way
So if I move it in my way
I'll be more inclined because if I get something
like Call of Duty, I don't want to be playing that on the laptop
Not that I couldn't
But I don't
I want to be on fucking controller for that
I want to be on a console
Because I feel like I'll be doing
I'll be doing it at disservice
If I'm not jumping on console
So maybe I will
I do enjoy COD
I've been out of the loop for so long
So was Wraith
It was only Modern Warfare that dragged me back into COD
I stopped playing it a long long time
When they were futuristic
I was like, I'm not doing this
I'm jumping jet patches
World War 2 is when I fell off
I love World War 2
But after that I just wasn't interested in it at all
This may be the one where
I might come back to it
Because it does look fucking good
And a lot of people are saying
It's the best Call of Duty there has been
You wait till DMZ comes out
Remind me DMZ
Like Tarkov
Like Derby, Click Lube
Because you can't slide cancel
No one's bouncing around like a bunny
Because I hate that type of shit
Or like Fortnite
When everyone went mental with the building
And fucking ruined it
To the point where they brought out that no building mode and everyone loved it
Yeah, that's why I went back to Fortnite
Speaking of Fortnite quickly
I only fucking put loads more Star Wars characters in there anyway
And I fucked it up and made it into Trailer Box
I was like, fuck off
But I loaded the game up and I had a little look at them all
I didn't even play it
I went on there to buy skins
There's something wrong with you
No, not Star Wars
Yeah, but you're never going to play Fortnite
I will, but I won't
But no, the two lucky League are all shit
Is it one of them where you get the skin and then in five years time you're playing and you bang out the skin
And I was like, where have you got that from?
Exactly that
Where the fuck have you got that skin from?
And you go, I got this from sucks and sucks
That's why I got Vadoc because he won't be bad at this because he's a battle pass exclusive
Because I've got the same shit with World of Warcraft and mounts
I've got quite a few mounts on it
Hold on, not yet, we're getting to that point
DMZ
Is going to be
Potentially bigger than Warzone
We'll see, depends how they launch it
It's exciting
Did you see the
Because it's got split
Gas things on Warzone
Yeah, well no one knows yet
They've shown it and stuff
But no one's actually played it apart from the streamers and stuff
Because it's split zone, didn't it?
No, sometimes it will split into two
That's all three
Well, maybe three, I thought it was just two
But either way, it will split
So I think the reason for that is
So you're not always funneled into the same
So you're not all just getting beamed by campers
Holding buildings and stuff
Which is smart, but we'll see how it works
I'm excited, I love playing it
As you know, I've said multiple times
I can only play one multiplayer game at a time
So I'll play
At the moment
It's completely fucking dead
It's a Destiny podcast on the way
Shout out the last word
So yeah
It will be exciting
To see what happens
I can only play one multiplayer game at a time
So I'm going to go to Warzone
And call it Julie slash Warzone
DMZ for a while
And we'll see where we go
I love it, I'm really happy with it
The campaign, as I said, got on this fucking blast off
It was absolutely phenomenal
And I stand that
And I've watched the cinematics on YouTube
Over and over again
The gameplay has been so well done
And I love it
Have a go on one of them
I was a little love puff for you
There you go
Have one more
I'm keeping track
I'm keeping track of these mics
Now
Because I don't want to be getting the mic
Where I'm breathing in your fart gas
It's ridiculous
Live it breathe it
I'm a real life porcelain from ABIC
You're a dickhead in what you are
Can I just point out
It's completely irrelevant
But I listened
I had Mark in the band this morning
And I find myself trying to put things on
So that he'd enjoy it
Because I'm starting to get sick and tired of him falling asleep
On the way to work
And I had a 5 hour commute the other day
And luckily he stayed awake for the entire time
But if he was asleep I would have put bullying by him
You know what I mean
There's no one to interact with
And I would have put things on Spotify
And shit that would keep him interested
He's a big Chelsea supporter
So I put it on a Chelsea podcast
The most boring thing
I think I've ever listened to in my entire life
To the point where even he found it
Pathetically boring
They were talking about like
Cobblestone
And how the old boats used to be made
And it was so fucking boring
And it was scripted
And it was horrible
So I put it on a football podcast
And I should put it on Ben Foster's
Ben Foster's
Because I tried to put it on Arsenal TV
Because I wanted to see some people rage
And you won't get that because they're winning
But they're top of the table
You want to put it on something very interesting
You'll come out with
Because he's only just recently retired
And when I say recently I'm talking like
A month to months
He was putting Go Pro, he's in the goal
And all sorts
Of YouTube really
And then he'll go through interesting things
Like he'll have a laugh, he'll probably take a piss
And he's gone through things like
Bringing in old contracts
And going through how much he was earning
The clauses in the contracts
You hear what exactly happens when a player leaves
How are things handled
What's the transfer like, what's the medical
They'll go through all the things you hear
You never actually know
And YouTube is very interesting
He can have his Go Pro there
Off topic massively
I don't know why you brought that up
Moving on, next topic
Lend Dog's Big Dick Purchases
Take it away sir
Rolling over onto Mounts on World War II
It's a
It's a subscription based game
As we all know
It's £10 a month
£10 a month
£120 a year
Is what this game cost me
And I've been playing this game
For over a decade
So you work out the maths as to how much money
I've actually spent on this game
It's in the thousands, it's ridiculous
They do bundles every now and then
You buy a year's worth of game time
Makes it a little bit cheaper
In the long run
You see that big dick price
I ain't fucking paying that
I'll pay it monthly even though you shoot yourself in the foot
Because a year would have passed
And you could have saved a tenner or whatever
Anyway, as I was saying to Ash earlier
There are mounts that I have on World War II
Which you could have only got from buying
Collectors editions of certain expansions
Or you've done a certain event at a certain time
Blah blah blah
And you'll never be able to get these mounts again
Unless they're on the black market auction house
Which is so fucking rare
And even then they normally go for like
The currency cap
Sorry, I just need to interrupt
You're not even doing to me all the time
This is reminding me, in that TARPOP mode
In the DMZ
You'll be able to sell to other corgi players
Guns and attachments
Like CSGO
I don't know
So there'll be a cool mount
Allegedly
Right, so now you can have websites popping up
Going £100 for such and such
Great, love that
Fantastic
And yeah
I went on World of Warcraft yesterday
And when I loaded up the Battle.net launcher
I see a Merlock
No, we don't know what a Merlock is
Blah blah blah
Very famous thing in World of Warcraft
I know, from Perth Star
People who don't even fucking play World of Warcraft know what a Merlock is
But it's like a weird frog
Fucking humanoid thing
Blah blah blah
They make weird noises
Anyway, I see that
But a big fucking beefed up version of it
With a saddle on its back
I'm talking big motherfucker
And then a couple of other mounts sprawled next to it
I held up and I said what the fuck's that
Anyway
It had a £100 price tag
£104 price tag next to it
It was a years worth bundle
So you got a years subscription
And you got the big ass fucking Merlock mount
Another mount
There was two mounts
The Merlock mount and some weird beetle mount
That you won't be able to get unless you buy this year long thing
And then there's something called the Lunar Festival
In however long
And they're going to bring shit out with that
That you will only get
If you bought this bundle
And I was sold the Merlock mount
I didn't care what fucking price was on it
Prince among men
I waited till Steph went to the toilet
And I quickly pressed pay
And I did it through PayPal
So my phone doesn't go off
Ding!
That I've spent money
Because it goes off
And they're going to be wrong
Steph doesn't fucking stop me from spending my money
Let's not get that twisted
But it's just habit
When it makes the noise you do go
You just bought
And I didn't want to have to sit there and go after spending £104
After already spending £90
On the expansion
That's coming out at the end of the month
Because I wanted one of the mounts
Out of control man
If you've got my edition coming available
Yeah
I've still got the page
And you might as well still give him your Patreon money
I've given it to you as well
Give it all to me
This guy doesn't need it
It's set up to my bank account
I know
I'll be withdrawing that
You think I'll be paying for your pizza
It'll be them
But yeah
You've got access to the mount
Straight away
I bought the ones on the Lunar Festival
And because they haven't made it
Well known that there's this bundle about
You stand in a major city
On this mount
Whispers all over the place
People messaging you
Yeah because you get whispers
I thought you meant like whispers from another town
No but they go that mount's fucking sick
Where have you got that?
Or you get some people like
You're a dickhead because they know you've spent £104
On
So in layman's terms
In a list format
12 month subscription
That would have cost 120 quid
And then you get
A
Ground mount
Because you've got ground and you've got flyer mounts
You get two flyer mounts
One of them you got with the 6 month subscription
So they throw that in
And then you get this weird beetle mount
That
Is the only way you can get it
Is through this bundle
There's a grade out mount
From the Lunar Festival
That I don't know what it is
But you get that
And then I believe there's a pet
As well
And that's yeah
That's about it
So it's a mount package with a subscription basically
But as I say
If you stand a month
And you're going to
You would be thrown out anyway
If it's still alive
In fact
That murloc mount
It will be the kind of thing where you can probably set an account for it
You know what I mean
People will be loathing
I didn't know what we were going on about
I didn't see a picture
And I was impressed
I was like yeah
The thing I like about it is when you summon it
You cast a rod
With a fish on it
And it just spawns out of nowhere
And jumps over you
And then grabs this fish and you jump on it's back
I always sit there and go oh someone else has just mounted up
Because it jumps in front of you
So you're not on it yet
So it's just in front of you
So it keeps catching me off guard
And it's very cool and when you do the mount special
Which is like when you're on the ground and you press the space bar
It will do like an emote
And that was in the video
It sits on it's arse and you dangle the fucking fish in front of it
And it jumps around trying to eat
And eventually gets it
It looks very very cool
It is cool
And it's been huge as well
And let's not forget I spent £100 on myself life with Destin
So I'm in no position to
He doesn't even play it at the moment
I'm in no position to
Obviously that's the life for expansion
That whole big season
At the same point you've got
You know he's fighting for money
It just seems like a lot because you've fighting it up front
Yeah yeah same with like road tax for your car
So I'm not paying £350
But now I'll pay £30
Exactly the same
And the life for expansion is what?
£50, £60
Something like that
And I'll pay an extra £20
Maybe if you start life away it also gives you
As long as I'm stuck with it as well
The thing is I don't do anything
I don't go anywhere
I don't go down to the pub
I don't go clubbing
I take Steph out every now and then
Or we both go out together and do shit
But we are both hermits
And very comfortable in our own
Introverts
We both like sitting at home
And chilling out and playing games
Because Steph's a massive gamer as well
As you fucking know if you listen to this podcast
So I sort of
I feel somewhat guilty about spending
My hard earned money
On things like this
And then I have to sort of slap myself and go
Well no because you don't fucking go out
And pay for anything
So you might as well just spend some
Treat yourself
And it's a lot of money
I have this conversation with people all the time
How much you've caught
Because you're selling it to me
I like COD, I've got a Playstation
I'm like 60 quid
I'm fucking 60 quid
Bro you went down to pub
I must be spending £100
What you got for that? Hangover and a headache
That's years of entertainment
At least with 60 quid I can
Physically put the controller through the tele
You know what I mean
And you know
A guy that doesn't even play
Any console games
Like how much is a Playstation
How much is a game, it's mental to him
He spends like £200 on wellies
Because that's what he likes doing
He goes out fishing, he walks his dog
He goes around it because he wants to keep his feet dry
That's a good expenditure to him
To me I'm like £200 for a wellie, I don't want to spend more than £10
Yeah go you fucking mental
You like what you buy, you pay for what you buy
Same as someone spending £1000 on golf clubs
If a PS6 come out
And they're like this is £1000
Fuck you, I'd pay it
Some of the people I work with
They collect shoes
And the money they spend on shoes
And it's like yeah I won't wear them
What do you fucking mean you won't wear them
You spend £30 quid to get yourself some crocs
You like what you like
That's the way it is
I was at the same, only money I spent was on
Computer games, your kids or your wife
My problem is impulse
Because I won't buy anything for ages
And all of a sudden that's why I'm sitting next to the biathlon axe
And this laptop
You know what I mean
I'll just sit there one day and go
Oh fuck it, I'll have that
I ain't got what we're thinking about
Anyway
That's your big dick purchase
I don't think this will be a big dick purchase for you
But the PlayStation Virtual Reality 2
Has been announced
Along with the price
You don't know the price
I don't know the price
I know that when
Because I've got the first VR
And all the attachments that come with it
The gun, fucking controller
I've got it all
And that was
What was that? 200 and something quid
To buy the VR and then the controls
And shit were like 70 quid each and all that bollocks
And then turns out that VR
Is actually bank and then you've got the Oculus Rift
Which is like 6-700 quid
Which and the VR
2 looks very similar to the Oculus Rift
I'm going to guess
In the
Four and a half
Hundred
Four hundred and fifty pound range
What is it?
Would you believe me
If I told you
The PlayStation VR 2 launched
In February
Five hundred and thirty pounds
That's not what I meant
This comes from Eurogame.net
Sony has announced
Official launch and pricing details
For the PlayStation VR 2
It's new virtual reality headset
Designed to work specifically with the PlayStation 5
The PSVR 2 will launch
On the 22nd February 2023
And cost five hundred and thirty pounds
In the US that's five hundred and fifty dollars
In Europe that's six hundred euros
Six hundred euros
For that price you'll get a PSVR 2
Headset and its controllers plus a pair
Of stereo headphones
A pricier bundle packed in
PSVR 2 launch title
Horizon Hall of the Mountain that costs
Five hundred and seventy pounds
Separately you can pay forty pounds
Extra for the PSVR 2's controller
Charging dock which allows you to charge
The controllers without committing to your PS5
All together this means
You'll pay six hundred and ten pounds
For the PlayStation VR 2
Again on its dock
As a reminder the PS5 console itself
Which of course you'll need
Is a PSVR 2 is now priced at four hundred
Oh my god yeah
It's not compatible at all with PS4
So if you're yet to get a PS5
And are looking to also budget for a PSVR 2
And all the trivings you'll need
One thousand and nine pounds
Fucking hell
So with that in mind
What the fuck
My instant reaction was
Five hundred and thirty pounds
Pricing this accessory
More than
The PlayStation 5 itself is meant
That's crazy because the
The
So when I got the VR
I thought before I had the VR
I thought this is fucking fantastic
How fucking cool is this a massive step in gaming
Not realizing that
It is such a big purchase
For something that your body
Might physically not be able to deal with
And I'm one of the people that cannot
Physically deal with VR
It throws my head in a spin
The only things I can play is Beat Saber
Because you're standing still
That's a cool game
Anything with movement fucking kills me
And when you get motion sickness with VR
It ain't a case of you just take the headset off
And then you're good
You're fucked for at least an hour or two
Because your brain
Your brain is trying to tell your body
That you are spinning around
And your body is telling your brain
I ain't fucking moving
That's where it comes from
So it's such a large amount of money
Unless you know someone with VR to invest in
On the off chance that you might not physically
Be able to pay
So then throwing a price tag of
530 big ones
On something that
You might not even be able to fucking
Cope with
Is crazy
And then even more so you've now made it PS5 exclusive
So
All that will happen now is that
People that have the first edition
Of PlayStation VR will inflate those
Prices because people are going to want to know
If they truly like VR
And if you've only got a PS4
That's the only thing you'll be able to get
That's compatible with it
I think it's stupid, it's too much money
I think it's stupid also
I think if they want to push gaming
Into the virtual reality space which
Is
Is it wired?
Well I don't know
I don't know that much about it
Because that's a massive thing
If it's wired that's such a fucking inconvenience
But
In the reality, next step
Logically for gaming is to move
Into the virtual reality space
When you think about gaming and you think
Even 20s are going to be like
In 2020, you're going to be like
In the game, you're going to be walking around
Which I think is not the way
I think it's too dangerous and people start losing their minds
And grips on reality and stuff
On the sofa with the controller is perfect
And that's the way I like it
But maybe I'm old fashioned
But yeah, to make
Virtual reality is not popular as it is
It's a niche
People like it
Not all games are compatible
Very few games are compatible in fact
And if you want this to appeal to
The masses, it has to be affordable
To the masses
Charging
More than the console itself which a lot of people
Can't afford unfortunately
It's shocking
I get that this equipment is expensive
I get all this
I get that it's not easy to manufacture
But that is a
Lulacous amount of money
For a very niche product with a very small
Capture
And it is still wired
That's another great thing that people hate
Because the main issue
I found over the motion sickness
With the VR I've got
Is the sheer amount of cables
That come with it
And there's no way of tucking them
Because the cable plugs into the back
Of the headset pretty much
So it comes around the back of you
And then into the PlayStation
So there's such a tripping hazard
And yeah, it's like three or four
Different wires and then there's
An entire interface much like the one
We've got here
Obviously I know it's not like
But imagine that's what it is
So the PlayStation runs through that
Into the headset so there's a lot of
Fiddling around to actually plug that
VR in. They've eliminated that
With this one but there's still a cable
Running from the headset to the PlayStation
Now, I don't know about you
But if I've just fought
Fucking long and hard to get hold of
A PS5 and then I've been
Silly enough to go and get the VR
To, I don't want
There to be a possibility of me
Ripping the cable out of that PlayStation
And putting that PlayStation on the floor
Fucking up the headset, tripping up
You know what I mean, I don't want that
Not when you've got wireless VRs in the
Market and have been in the market for a very
Long time. I don't understand why
They couldn't have made it wireless
I see a lot of people's complaints originally
On the old bits VR was then
Wired, so for them to continue
With on this wired
And in charge of price they charge
They should leave, Sony
As on the VR
Side of things, I can understand why
They tried to get involved with it
But they are not capable of surpassing
Their competition, look at
Oculus Rift, does it
So much better than
PlayStation VR
Graphically it's way better
The controllers, there's a reason why
VR too basically looks like
Rift, because the Rift did
It properly the first time
And they'll forever be chasing that
And the only thing that
The original PlayStation VR
Had against
All this other competition was
Price, it was so much lower
By like a 100, in some cases
100, 200 quid
It won't be now
It will be like the same fucking price as every
Other VR, even with that how much
Was the price there
The original one, one here
Converted into pounds
But it was
PlayStation's first
VR headset launched for
$399
And now sells for $99
This was about probably $360
$350, something like that, even that
Too much money
I don't remember paying that for it though
I don't think I paid for it
No, it's just too much money
In general, to get that
To the masses, you need to start small
I don't know off the top of my head
And I'm guessing in, but PlayStation 1
Wouldn't have launched
Extraordinarily expensive
So they got a foothold
In the market, it was like bang
But they're treating that
Each time, so just jump in and go
This is half a thousand pounds
But they're treating that like
It's another console, it ain't
If you're contemplating getting VR
I strongly, strongly, strongly recommend
And there are loads of places that do it
You go to somewhere
That rents out the VRs
Not like for you to take home
But you know you've got the gaming experience and stuff
There's one in Lakeside
Where you can go there and you can pay
A tenner for an hour or whatever
And you can use the headsets there, like the VR headsets
Go and do that
It's such a cheap alternative for you to figure out
Whether you actually like it or not
You don't even need to do that, just go to any arcade
Around your way
Virtual reality machines, I've done it
Not that long ago
Me and my daughter have done one
I enjoyed it, I felt sick as a dog
People underestimate the space that you need
To be able to do it
Especially with a cable
It was fantastic, it was throwing me around
I felt I was being thrown around
Where's Finn?
And I took it off and I was like, I feel real
Exactly the same for me
I'd say Beats Able was the only game
Resident Evil was a horrible one
Because to try and combat the motion sickness
It was snap movement
So it wasn't a slow, gradual movement
It was snap frame by frame
To stop you from getting that motion sickness
And it was fucking horrible
I think VR has come a very long way
From where it used to be
But I don't think Sony should be
Investing a whole lot of time into VR
Because I don't think
Personally that that is where
Gaming is heading towards
Not if they're going to price it like that
Because if you're pricing it as such
Then when the PS6 comes out
And the PSVR3 comes out
When you go to buy the PS6
You're going to think, oh brilliant
The PS6 costs £600
When that PSVR3 comes out
That's going to be another £600
That's not appealing to
The casual gamers
If you want to make something big
It needs to appeal to everybody
I know so many casual gamers
Barely people I would even call gamers
That own a PS4
Because they play FIFA
They play Call of Duty
They'll get a couple of hours a week
But there's nothing out for VR
Game wise
That will hold you as long as
Say an MMO or Call of Duty
Or something like that
There's nothing there that
Once that
Once that initial excitement
Of what you're playing runs out
There aren't any games for you to be going
Obviously I know you've got things like Skyrim, VR
And things like that
But it's not ground breaking shit
What's my favourite character in the history of everything
In the history
Geralt?
No, he's up there
Where's the big black helmet
Where's the big black helmet, carries a weapon
It's made of light
Made of light?
I what? Darth Vader?
Darth Vader
Darth Vader in more VR games
Do you think I don't want to play that?
Of course I do
Do you think I want to pay £400
To play VR
I'm not doing that
Yeah but Beat Saber is better
You've got light sabers in that
What I'm saying is
Literally to do anything with Darth Vader
I'm not paying him
I'm a hardcore gamer
And I love Darth Vader
I would pay
VR is too much
It's not appealing to me, it's not appealing to the casuals
If you're not appealing to the casuals
And if you've got children
Young children
The amount of cables in the city, you ain't wanting that
Sitting around
They grab hold of that
They start scratching the glass on them goggles
Because they're fucking sensitive
And they get all smeary and they're horrible
They get all sticky, the controllers get all fucked
The sensor on it gets fucked, the cables get
Shat on, you know what I mean
Who's making these decisions? You've got two rollies in a
Fucking shed here
Understanding this ain't going to work
It's not going to work, it's too expensive
It's too fucking expensive
It's too expensive
They should have been focusing on fucking PS5 exclusives
Not a fucking exclusive VR headset
Fuck off, you don't need it
We'll just get the PS5s out in a while
Before we start putting PSVR out
Yeah, that's probably why
There's no fucking PS5s
They've been focusing on VR that no one's fucking interested in
Don't get me wrong, they can make it work fantastic
But at that price
I won't be boggling full stop
If I could buy the PSVR
The one that you got
For a hundred quid, I wouldn't buy it
No, I wouldn't boggle
Even at a hundred pounds for a hardcore gamer
Who says he's not going to buy PSVR
You're not going to sell it for five hundred pounds
If you genuinely come to me and say
Look, Rhys, I really want VR
Can I buy yours off of you?
I would turn you away
Because it wouldn't be a good idea
Because it's just going to get fucked
You'll get annoyed in five seconds, much like I did
Having to plug it all in
Because that's the other thing
If you want to play your PlayStation casually
You can't just switch over, you have to unplug it all
And then plug it all back in
Because it all plugs in through that tiny little box
So it's a motherfucker
If you want to just do normal shit with it
You've got to unplug it all
It's just stupid
And I feel like VR too will be much of the same
Where are you going to put this massive headset?
Where is that going to live?
On the floor?
I don't think so
There's a time and place for VR, I just don't think it's yet
We're not there yet
It's not refined enough yet
You do need such a big space
To be able to do that
That's why when you see on Twitch the people that are streaming
They're doing VR streets
And they've got a little body cam
They're in a massive fucking room doing it
With loads of space around them
To allow you to fully immerse yourself in the game
It's just stupid
It's not wasting any more time fucking talking about it
Don't bother buying it, buy something good
Subscribe to our Patreon instead
Bing bong we're on
What are we doing?
Lemon and tribal life
We've done everything
Now it's quiz time
Obviously the quizzes don't mean anything
Fuck all because I've already lost
We're going to have pizza next week hopefully
I've got some decent feedback
On the last quiz that we did
Because I decided to do a West Ham orientated quiz
And a lot of the people that I worked with
Like football
They resonate better with football quizzes
As they do with Prince of Urge quizzes
So I decided that my quiz will be yet again
Another football orientated quiz
Because I feel like people enjoy it
You're going to get a general knowledge quiz
And I'm going to be shitting it
All these people at least seven years old
Can't join it please
Do you want me to go first?
You sure can
It says let's stop
Which soccer player was popular
Which soccer player was popularly known
Hold on
Which soccer player
What is this fucking quiz
Soccer
Well then the next question says football
Well let me change it
Which football player was popularly known
As the black spider
Does that ring a bell?
No
Lev Yashin
Oh yeah I know Lev
Oliver Kahn
Rene
Higuita
Maybe this isn't the right quiz
No we're carrying
Those are the three answers
I would say
Well I know Lev Yashin
My greatest keepers to have a place
The football bitch, so is Oliver Kahn
I don't know the other two it is
So I'm going to go Lev Yashin
Doesn't
We've got to finish it before giving the answers
Why did Pele
Not win the golden ball
In his football career
Because he never played for a European team
Because it is a prize
Only for European players
All of the above
Silence in the room
Normally all of the above
It says all of the above
Normally is that
I'm going to go with that
It was actually quite difficult
To get a football quiz up
Surprising how massive football is
Trying to find quizzes like multiple choice shit
Is quite difficult
Because I tried to find one for this current season
But I could only get one for last season
This is definitely not last
I know this one
This is like a general knowledge fucking thing
It says you should know this
Which team has won
The UEFA Champions League more times
AC Milan
Liverpool FC
What Uruguayan footballer was known as the Prince?
Diego Forlan
Enzo Francescoli
Antonio Alzimendi
Diego Forlan
Okay
Which country hosted the 1994 World Cup?
Italy, France, US?
1994
He was about 20
Italian 90
Who is it?
Italy, France or United States?
I can't remember
1994
I can't remember
There have to be USAs in Italian 90
Okay
Which of these players was named
Such an easy one even I know this
Which of these players was named
Italian 90
Which of these players was named
Galactic in the Real Madrid FC?
David Beckham
Cristiano Ronaldo
Alfredo Di Stefano
You'd think so wouldn't you?
I don't know
The Real Madrid players are called Galacticos
Oh are they?
That's what the footballers don't like in the locker room
Oh I would have thought it was because you used to play for Real
Legales
No, I played for Real Legales
You can go to America to retire
You don't know where you're from
I don't know anything
In 1970 the team of which country
Received the nickname A Clockwork
Orange? Belgium, Denmark,
Netherlands
I would say
Netherlands
Who did
Dennis Bergkamp
Play for?
Fond, yeah
Nice
I was watching a football montage
Of goals
Dave for some reason
I don't know why
People seem to like me more
When I throw out football nodding
Just trying to get some friends
Who was ranked
The best Mexican football player
Of the 20th century
And of all time?
Hugo Sanchez, Rafael
Marquez
I don't even know how to say this one
Cufulu Blanco
I don't know how he's fucking said it
Cortemoch
Who's the what? Biggest Mexican
Who was ranked
The best Mexican football player
Of the 20th century
And of all time?
Hugo Sanchez, Rafael
Marquez
I don't know how to say it
C-U-A-U-H-T-E-M-O-C
Blanco
My first one
Hugo Sanchez
Which country won in the
Maracanazo
In the
Maracanazo
What is this?
Which country won in the
Maracanazo
Brazil, Uruguay, Argentina
Just a big one
I was going to say Brazil
And you answer yeah? Go ahead
Finally, which team has played the most
World Cup finals as of 2020?
Brazil
Germany, Netherlands
Are the Netherlands good?
They're alright
Are they decent?
Yeah, they're pretty good
They were, they're not as good as they used to be
Brazil were the ones who got battered last World Cup
Brazil are phenomenal
Germany is just like a well-oiled machine
I'm going to say
Germany
So my results
This quiz is going to be awful
Because that is hard
Right, first one
Lev Yashin was correct
Second one, it was not
all of the above, it was because it is a prize
only for European players
Bastards
Third one was correct
Real Madrid FC
Fourth one was wrong
We said Diego Forlan
It was Enzo
Fren
Next one
It was the United States
1994 World Cup
David Beckham
Chris Galactic
1997
The team of which country received the nickname
of Clockwork Orange was the Netherlands
Who was ranked
the best Mexican player
It was Hugo Sanchez
And then
Which country won in the
Whatever
It was Uruguay, not Brazil
And then finally
Which team played the most
Has the most World Cup finals
And it was Germany
So that's one, two, three, four, five
Six
Seven
Seven, seven out of ten
That's not bad
It's decent
It means fuck all because you've already won
It was nice that we could do that
And I hope everyone listening
I don't want anyone telling me
I've got a decent score from that as well
I feel sorry for you because general knowledge
I suck at
But this is your quiz today
OK?
Seven to three
On the clock, here we go
Question one
This isn't my old choice by the way
This isn't?
That doesn't matter at all
Where
I've had this question before, I would have actually known
Me and my mate do a lot of quizzes
Where in the world would you expect
To find a car with a vehicle
Registration code, V?
V?
Why do I want to say something
Like Venezuela?
I would only know this
Due to having this question before
Monaco?
I don't know
Vatican City
I forget that's the actual country
Which children's book
Did a spider called Charlotte
And a pig called Wilbur
Charlotte's Web
Correct
It's even more impressive when you get right
Because it's your old choice
Yeah motherfucker
Do you know, I'm going to do you a solid
I'm going to skip one
I know that you would have no idea
Why? Why would I have no idea?
You want to go for a quick one?
Which Mexican artist produced works
Broken Column and Diego and I
I can't fucking go
Who's that?
Who the fuck is that?
What is this quiz?
Where's this come from? It's a pub quiz
No I don't want that
Right, go on then
No, I don't want to be brave
Right, let's go
How many sides has a heptagon of water?
A hectagon?
No, how many sides
Heptadecagon
27
17
Right, I was close
Fantastic
I'm so happy
What was the name of the character
Played by John Travolta
In the film
Pulp Fiction
Oh fuck
No
He's on the tip of your tongue
Oh
I don't know, I can't remember
Pulp Fiction, I love that movie
It begins with Vinny
and I'm going to count down
Vinny?
Was it Vinny?
Vincent Vega
That's fucking fat
Next
Which was the first James Bond film
to feature Roger Moore in the title role
Don't tell me you don't like James Bond
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Don't like James Bond?
What can I say
It's very boring
I'd rather watch Coronation Street
They're both shit
So I can't answer that
Who's Roger Moore?
What?
Who?
Is he an actor?
I can't tell if you're being serious
Who's Roger Moore?
Are you serious?
I'm moving it then if you ain't going to fucking tell me
I'll tell you the film
What do you mean who's Roger Moore? He's James Bond
When? Which one?
Oh
That's like asking me which Doctor Who's who
I know I'm not
I don't even watch Doctor Who
I ain't got a clue
The answer's different that night
Whatever man, crazy to me
Question seven
Weirdo
Sun Chris, Golden Russet
Braeburn, all varieties
Apples motherfucker
Anything I know about apples
You got Cox apples, you got Garlers
Granny Smiths, Golden Delicious
Don't fuck with me when it comes to apples
You missed the best
No I haven't because I said Granny Smiths
No you meant Pink Ladies
Fuck off Pink Ladies bro
I want that sight
I want the soundness, I want the wake me up in the morning
I want that anger from the app
I want that red pink label
I want that alcohol in it because you want it to burn the inside of your mouth
Whatever motherfucker
Question eight motherfucker
In which country do you find the coastal resort of Lara Beach?
How the fuck would I know?
Mugak! Mugak!
Turkey? Yeah
What's a chicken in dickheads?
Well how can I make a turkey like that?
You think that was a mollock?
Mugak! Nice, yeah good
In which century was the first Grand National Horse Race?
Oh fuck me
18th, 19th
Right yeah of course it would be
Unfortunate for me
The letters of the word allergy
Can be rearranged
To form three other
Seven letter words
Gallery? Correct!
Largely?
Correct!
This is very impressive
If you get the third I will blow you a kiss
I'm writing on this
So the first word was
The fact that you're doing this without seeing the word
You're doing it in your head is incorporate
So the original word was gallery
No, what was the original word?
You've made it on top man, allergy
Allergy, yeah
Allergy, and then I got gallery
Allergy and largely
Largely
The third one's quite tricky man to be fair
You'll know the word but
It's still not an obvious one
Oh I don't know
I'll give you
I'll give you a quick answer
Regally
Oh I was close to it then
That was popping in the brain
I'll give you, let's have three more questions
Go on, fuck it
Why not?
I'm going to go for this one because you'll probably know
The logo for which popular app
Consists of a white telephone in a white
Speech bubble on a green background?
What's happening?
Correct! Ding dong!
Ding dong we're on
What is the name of the fourth book in the Harry Potter series?
I ain't got fucking clue
What's Harry Potter for?
I like Harry Potter but I don't know
I don't even know if I've seen all of them
Take a stab in the dark
Prisoner of Aspen man
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
How are you from that?
Let's give it a go
What's 15% of 2000?
15% of 2000?
250
No 300
Correct!
Except you said it wrong so it's false
No fuck off
You did well, you got that three
Thank you
It was alright
The general logic is
With no answers
If we'd done that football quiz
And there was no answers
I'd have been bollocksed
Exactly
That's that done
Well the last section as always
Is what we've been playing
I've already said what I've been playing
Warcraft mainly
I've been playing Call of Duty
Shooty Shooty Bang Bang
Multiplier and I'll continue to do so
Until next week when God of War comes out
I'll try and throw it out as quick as possible
That's basically it isn't it?
I need another wee
I've got to drive
I've got to drive to Kent
That's going to take me fucking ages
I've got to pay the dark charge and everything
In case of this
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20 weeks worth of podcasting
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It's fucking crazy
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We're going to fuck off
Why should I say that?
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