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Podcast time, motherfucker.

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It's podcast time.

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Ha ha ha.

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Ha ha ha.

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Ha ha ha.

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Ha ha ha.

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Choking on the coffee.

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Sorry.

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I got, what?

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What's wrong with it?

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I mean, it's just coming out my nose.

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I wasn't expecting that.

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Ha ha ha.

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Yeah.

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Hello.

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We're back.

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Episode, uh,

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what is this?

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Too many.

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It was 18, 19.

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I think it's some shit.

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Yeah, 19, isn't it?

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19.

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Uh,

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Oh fucking.

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It's 19.

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It's in the double digits, isn't it?

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Yeah, it's 19.

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19.

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Nearly 20.

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What's that button?

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Oh,

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let me flick it on for you.

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Oh.

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Is it bullshit written on top of it?

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's my bullshit button.

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is that specifically for this?

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If you think I'm talking shit,

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you can press that button.

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I can do, yeah.

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I'll leave that on.

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All right.

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I'll leave that on.

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And if I think you're talking shit,

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I'll press my button.

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Let's put it in the middle, shall we?

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So,

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I'll press my bullshit button.

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Well,

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If anyone presses the bullshit button,

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you need to explain exactly what it is.

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There's a Leviathan axe in the middle.

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That's all right.

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Just pop it here.

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Nice little flex there.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Put it over the room.

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Not my fucking God of War room.

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Look.

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I don't know about that.

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It's cosmetic, isn't it?

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Whack it here.

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Look.

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Bosh.

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On X marks the spot.

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Make sure it works.

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Oh shit, I'm out of here.

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That's fantastic.

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What a good little score for me.

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Introduce me then.

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Oh,

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I'm with the Prince Among Men,

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as if people don't already know who you are.

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No one's tuning into episode 19

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as their first episode, I'd hope.

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You'd be surprised.

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Maybe, maybe.

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But yeah, the Prince Among Men is with me.

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Ash the Man is here.

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Obviously, we all know who I am.

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And we're here to talk some shit.

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Yeah.

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Talking shit and that.

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As always.

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As always.

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So we start off

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with the Patreon thank yous.

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Cheers to everyone.

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We haven't, it's such a small number

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that it's too embarrassing to start reading names out.

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So we.

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It's actually not, but thanks.

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But we support every single one of you.

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No, they support us.

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We just thank them.

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Well, yeah.

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Yeah, they support us.

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We give them virtual hugs.

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And it seems to be working for now.

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Until next month when they all cancel.

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We appreciate you.

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But yeah, if you wanna give us some money.

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We sound like such begs.

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We are.

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Every episode.

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I gotta plug it.

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Patreon.com forward slash watch the buttons.

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Simple as that.

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Two pound 50.

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Just give us your money.

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That's that.

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Yeah, basically.

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The tears aren't here yet.

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We're getting there.

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They will be if you don't subscribe.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, the podcast is moving location

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over the garden basically.

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That's how well we're doing.

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We've already upgraded the office.

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One room to the next.

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And I was just saying to Ash,

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the layout is better to have another person

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because the layout that we're in at the moment

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to get a third or fourth person in here,

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even though we don't have the equipment.

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But if we did, it's quite difficult

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because I don't know where they're fucking sit.

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So where we're going to, it could be, I don't know.

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It's making me more tempted to pull the trigger

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and get that third person in.

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And then we'd have to find a third person

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that wants to come on and do this shit.

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You can add something whenever you want.

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You know what I mean?

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I'm just listening to you waffling on, mate.

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Wanna crack on?

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Sure, sure.

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That's that.

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Witcher.

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This is you.

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I know this is my show, but this is you.

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Witcher 1 remake.

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That was a good bit of news that's come out of nowhere.

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Good bit of news?

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I nearly dropped my phone.

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Good bit of news.

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In Unreal Engine 5, that's gonna look fan fucking-tastic.

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I know, I know.

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I can't wait for that.

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I literally rang you, and as I rang you,

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I canceled the call screen

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because there was a notification come up

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saying Witcher, so I pulled it down

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and said Witcher 1 remake in Unreal Engine 5.

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And I was like, what the fuck?

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And then you answered and I couldn't really talk.

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I was like, what do you want?

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I put a little post up on the Instagram.

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I saw that, yeah.

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Gerold with his little thumbs up.

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It's, do we know what?

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Hey!

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What the fuck was that?

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Hey!

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He's goofy.

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He ain't goofy, bro.

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He's smackin' silly.

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What?

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Do we know what Witcher it is that's being remade?

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Witcher 1.

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Witcher 1?

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Was that a good one?

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I've never played it.

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Right.

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No, I've watched it on YouTube.

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Yeah.

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I've watched the full playthrough of it before.

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Yeah.

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But yeah, it's no, it looks awful now.

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Obviously it's aged terribly.

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Yeah, yeah.

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This is the prime example of when remake should happen.

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Yeah, so I quickly Googled.

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Witcher 1 came out about 15, 20 years ago.

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It looks awful and it was PC only.

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So there's a huge chunk of people that have never played it,

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including myself, being Witcher 3,

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being my favorite game of all time,

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would love nothing more than to jump into

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the Witcher 1 and experience it.

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But I haven't really got a PC.

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To be fair, the laptop could probably run the Witcher 1.

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It's that old.

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Yeah.

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But yeah, I don't know.

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It might be a bit, maybe I'll do that.

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Maybe I will.

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It doesn't look too bad.

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No, your wrist won't be able to survive it.

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Yeah, probably not.

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Well, you could always connect a controller to it.

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Yeah, but it just depends.

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Like I say, the good thing for me is,

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and for a lot of others, is like,

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you know what it's like when they remake a game

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that you love and you're like,

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I hope they don't change this.

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I hope they stay true to the original.

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I haven't got that feeling towards it.

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I haven't got that nostalgia.

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Like Knights of the Old Republic remake, RIP.

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Hopefully that still materializes.

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Obviously I only just played that myself recently,

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but there's still bits that I'll be like,

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I hope they don't change that too much and stuff.

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Whereas Witcher 1, I got no, I got nothing.

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But a lot of, like you say, it is sort of rare

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when they do a remake and they actually remake a game

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that's been out for over a fucking decade.

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Normally it's like five years

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and they'll just sprint out another remake.

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So graphically, this sort of leap

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from whatever engine it was running on there

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when it first come out to Unreal Engine 5,

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that's gonna look fucking mental.

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That's such a big leap from, you know what I mean?

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That's like going from black and white to 8K.

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Like it's crazy.

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It has been outsourced to someone else.

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It's not actually CD.

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Is it not CD?

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It is, I can tell you who it is

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because Fools Theory are doing it.

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I have no fucking idea.

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No, I don't.

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Fools Theory is a collective of AAA veterans

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who share a simple philosophy,

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an unbridled passion and flexible process

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is the perfect combo for crafting a great game.

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They're from Poland.

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I'm reading that from their Twitter bio, 3,700 followers.

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And it did say on the announcement post, I believe,

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or something, they said,

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we're thrilled to reveal that together with Fools Theory,

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we're working on remaking The Witcher

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using Unreal Engine 5 code name Canis Majoris.

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We wanna do this right, so please be patient.

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It's gonna be awhile until we can share more details.

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I read something and it said that they'd be overseeing

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obviously the work that they're gonna do.

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So we'll see.

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But as long as, like I said,

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I can't compare it to anything.

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There's no dates.

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There's no nothing.

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There's no screen grabs.

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There's nothing to sort of say what is gonna.

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We're talking six, seven years, probably.

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No, I don't know.

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I'm getting to this.

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This is the sad thing now.

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I'm getting to the age and the feeling where,

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like Cyberpunk 2, for example, or whatever you might call,

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I worry that I might not be alive when it comes out.

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Not because it's gonna be so long,

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but I feel like every three or four years, quite a lot now.

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Is it?

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Do you know what I mean?

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You're trying to dodge all the diseases that get people.

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Yeah, but we thought that with GTA 6

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and it's only around the corner, sort of.

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Well, even then there's no fucking date for that.

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No, exactly.

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So, I don't know, man.

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I don't know.

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I'm getting a bit worried.

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There's a lot of games I ain't gonna be able to see.

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Is that a depressing view on it?

281
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That's the age I am.

282
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I'm starting to worry.

283
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You're not that fucking old.

284
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You're in your 30s, man.

285
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It won't be long till I have to put a finger

286
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in my bum and have a little check.

287
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You're in your 30s?

288
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Yeah, I am, but still I'm pushing 40.

289
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You're not though, are you?

290
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You ain't.

291
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You just ain't.

292
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Yeah, you're home.

293
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I'm nearly closer to 40 than I am 30.

294
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Nearly, but you ain't.

295
00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:48,480
You're talking like you're fucking 70.

296
00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,800
You'll be fine, man.

297
00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:50,720
Oh, we'll see.

298
00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:51,560
I hopefully.

299
00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:53,640
But I'm not saying that I'm gonna die.

300
00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:55,440
I'm just saying I'm getting to the age now

301
00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,480
where I'm concerned that I might not see.

302
00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,480
You ain't gonna be putting in any pre-orders.

303
00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,320
Yeah, I might be pre-ordering games

304
00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,160
and not live to see the release.

305
00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,240
So, I might need to curb them pre-orders.

306
00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,320
Fucking hell.

307
00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,320
I just don't wanna catch one of them diseases before.

308
00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,240
I never worry about that, if I'm honest.

309
00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,080
You're young, aren't you?

310
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A spring chicken.

311
00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,720
I'm not, well, I'm not that much fucking younger than you are.

312
00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,000
You are massively younger than me.

313
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:17,840
No.

314
00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,000
About eight years?

315
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:19,840
Ten years?

316
00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:20,920
Yeah, it's not that bad though.

317
00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:21,760
Well, I'm not saying it's bad.

318
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It's good.

319
00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,440
I'm happy for you.

320
00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,520
Oh, thanks.

321
00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,200
I worked hard.

322
00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,760
You're gonna live to see your pre-orders.

323
00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:28,840
I'm the age that I am.

324
00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:29,680
No.

325
00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,800
But yeah, I'm excited for Witcher 1.

326
00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,120
Obviously, there's no point going too far into it

327
00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:39,000
because it's the monumental amount of time away,

328
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,320
but it's still exciting nonetheless.

329
00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,680
Yeah, I think I'm so excited about games being made

330
00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,240
in Unreal Engine 5 and how good that looks

331
00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,440
that I'll fucking buy anything that's made in that

332
00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,000
because I just think it looks fucking awesome.

333
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,400
So, I'll probably be one that's jumping on the Witcher 1

334
00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,400
when that comes out in 10 years.

335
00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:58,200
We've still got the Witcher 3 next-gen remake

336
00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,200
or upgrade that they're doing.

337
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,160
They're still coming out this year, apparently.

338
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,640
So, we'll see here about that soon

339
00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,280
because they're running out of a year to release it.

340
00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,080
Yeah, I think we've got a lot of time left

341
00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,080
and it has gone a bit quiet.

342
00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:11,600
I thought, slightly off-subject,

343
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,400
that last weekend there was meant to be a load

344
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,160
of GTA 6 shit that come out.

345
00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,080
Yeah, it didn't happen.

346
00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,120
There was nothing.

347
00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,200
So, all the sources that were trying to leak it saying,

348
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,720
yeah, reveal trade on blah, blah, blah,

349
00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,560
it never happened.

350
00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,880
I'm upset about that because I was really hoping

351
00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:30,560
that I was gonna say December 2022.

352
00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,400
Yeah, I feel you.

353
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,240
Never really.

354
00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:36,000
There's this cool thing that I only found out yesterday.

355
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,680
It's Giza or woman or whoever it is.

356
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,760
146 tweets they've done.

357
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,640
They've got 25,000 followers.

358
00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,440
And it's called GTA 6 trailer countdown.

359
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,920
And for a very long time, they just come out of nowhere.

360
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,760
No, they just come out of nowhere.

361
00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,600
12% left until GTA trailer, 11% left.

362
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,160
So, for a long time they've been doing this.

363
00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:59,520
And now it's down to, one day ago, it's down to 2% left.

364
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,360
So, if it turns out in a couple of days

365
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,960
that the reveal trailer comes out,

366
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,520
whoever this is knew and they've been counting down

367
00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,560
for a long time.

368
00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:08,960
It'd be very cool if they're right.

369
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,880
Or they're just talking absolute bollocks.

370
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,120
I'm gonna follow them.

371
00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:15,600
And I'm gonna put notifications on.

372
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,200
And then if they're right.

373
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,640
And that's what they've done this for

374
00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,680
because everyone's gonna follow and put notifications on.

375
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,520
Cause then I'll just unfollow if they're lying.

376
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,680
Like that Giza on TikTok that has convinced everyone

377
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,440
he's a time traveler, goes to all the places

378
00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:28,360
and there's no one there.

379
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,280
I don't know, I don't watch TikTok.

380
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,120
That's a lie.

381
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:31,960
Well, I don't.

382
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:32,800
That's an absolute lie.

383
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,640
I haven't got TikTok.

384
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:34,960
That's an absolute lie.

385
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:35,960
Cause I follow you.

386
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,880
You're following nothing cause I haven't got it.

387
00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:39,720
You used to though.

388
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:40,680
Yeah, I used to.

389
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,520
So did you.

390
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,360
And then you deleted it.

391
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,840
You obviously succumbed to the temptation

392
00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:44,680
to go back and watch it.

393
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,720
Yeah, because I was just sitting on Instagram

394
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:46,560
watching TikTok.

395
00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,200
Yes, I don't do that.

396
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,280
I'm a fucking dumb ass.

397
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,280
I'm a grown up.

398
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:56,280
Right, well, if you listened to the last episode

399
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,120
we had our tiny little insight

400
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,680
into the new Call of Duty campaign.

401
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,160
Because Ash had access to it.

402
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:07,800
And we speculated over how long the campaign itself was.

403
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,840
Now I knew because I Googled it right in front of him

404
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,000
but didn't tell him.

405
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,320
And when he spoke to me last week

406
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,040
what was your couple of hours in?

407
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,240
I said I was on mission eight.

408
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,560
Yeah, and you reckon that it was about a 20, 30 hour campaign.

409
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,400
I never said that once.

410
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,080
Oh, you said it was a long campaign.

411
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:23,920
It felt long.

412
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:24,760
You speculated that it's gonna be a long campaign.

413
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:25,880
It felt long, yeah.

414
00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:26,920
How long was it?

415
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:27,760
That's seven hours.

416
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,560
Seven to nine hours I think you said.

417
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:31,720
Or was it good though?

418
00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,280
Spoilers by the way,

419
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,280
if you haven't played the Call of Duty campaign.

420
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,120
I won't tell, I won't spoil the stories.

421
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,520
And I think, but I shall review it

422
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,080
to the best of my ability at this present moment in time.

423
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:43,920
Give it a rating.

424
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,760
I gave, I said I was eight missions in.

425
00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,480
I wasn't, I was about 12 missions in.

426
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,520
Nice.

427
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,520
So all in all, I'd done the campaign in two sit-ins.

428
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,080
So I'd done it that night I think.

429
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,280
Was it that night I'd done it?

430
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,120
Must have been.

431
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:57,960
I believe so.

432
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:02,040
So, S, S plus.

433
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:02,880
You give it S.

434
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,000
I give it the highest rank I can give it.

435
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,840
Yeah.

436
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,240
It was. Good was it?

437
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,600
Phenomenal.

438
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,520
It was so good.

439
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,360
Did you do the La Porta potty achievement?

440
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,600
I don't know what that is.

441
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,840
There's a geyser in a Porta Lou,

442
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,400
and if you shoot him you get an achievement.

443
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,480
I didn't know that, no.

444
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,560
It is, yeah, it's the best Call of Duty campaign

445
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,400
I've ever played.

446
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,240
Yeah.

447
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,080
Oh, by far.

448
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,800
Of all the Call of Duties.

449
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,640
I genuinely believe that that is worth the money alone.

450
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,480
I reckon.

451
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,800
Honestly, it's that good.

452
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,640
Yeah.

453
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,840
It's that good.

454
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,800
Just it's not, it's changed so much.

455
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,160
It's not like your corridor shooters,

456
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,760
not like the old days when you just,

457
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,880
oh, I'm in a war zone, oh, a tank, shoot it,

458
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,480
oh, RPG, I'll blow that up,

459
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,880
oh, run this building, shoot these people,

460
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:43,720
run down here, blow this,

461
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:44,960
it's not like that no more.

462
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:48,520
The gameplay changed up so much.

463
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:52,240
You could be in an AC-130 providing cover fire

464
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,060
down for people using different,

465
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:59,060
sorry, 25 millimeter rounds and 50 millimeter rounds

466
00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:00,340
and blowing buildings up.

467
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,380
The building blowing up and the destruction

468
00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:06,540
is better than any battlefield has ever done.

469
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:07,380
I reckon.

470
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,700
Which is mental on its own.

471
00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:12,180
The characters are just,

472
00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:14,900
our voice acting is the best I've ever seen.

473
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:17,540
The acting is the best I've ever seen in any game,

474
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:19,060
voice acting and acting.

475
00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:23,500
The facial capture, the graphics are the best

476
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,500
I've ever seen in any game.

477
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,140
Yeah, the graphics do look spot on.

478
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,620
And like I say, the gameplay is just,

479
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:29,100
it mixes it up all the time.

480
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:32,900
It's, you could be just doing a bit of shooting,

481
00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,860
then you'd be doing stealth missions

482
00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,540
and clearing out buildings,

483
00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:38,780
but as if you are SAS kind of thing,

484
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,820
you know, going in, clear a room, you know,

485
00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:42,300
and there'd be like a woman there going,

486
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:45,020
oh no, don't shoot, and then she pulls out an Uzi.

487
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:45,860
You know what I mean?

488
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:47,740
You can get it for 60 quid on Amazon.

489
00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:48,740
It's worth every penny.

490
00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:49,740
And.

491
00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:50,580
I'm tempted.

492
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:51,420
There's,

493
00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:54,580
there's, I don't want to spoil too much,

494
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:58,700
but there's a mission which really switches up

495
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,060
like something that's Call of Duty's never done before,

496
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,740
completely changed the game.

497
00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:04,900
Felt like I was playing The Last of Us.

498
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,900
It was completely switched the game.

499
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:08,580
I was like, wow.

500
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:10,380
And that really shocked me.

501
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:12,980
And that looks like an interesting future for Call of Duty.

502
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:17,100
They're gonna start evolving this way.

503
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,900
Then yeah, Call of Duty could be,

504
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,700
become something, come out of its shell a little bit

505
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,060
and not just be, oh, another call.

506
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:26,020
It's going different ways, man.

507
00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:28,900
I really believe this, this has potential to be,

508
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,980
it's the best Call of Duty campaign I've ever played,

509
00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:32,340
but I think it's got the potential

510
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,060
to be the best Call of Duty ever.

511
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:34,900
Is that good?

512
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:35,720
You reckon?

513
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:36,560
Yeah, it is that good.

514
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,400
Cause you, cause you've played some

515
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,500
of the multiplayer as well, haven't you?

516
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,740
Yeah, I played, I played about an hour,

517
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:41,780
an hour and a half.

518
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:42,740
Don't get me wrong.

519
00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:44,060
I'm getting slapped silly.

520
00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:47,540
Like it's frustrating, but that all comes down to,

521
00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:49,660
I don't know where, I don't know where all the choke points are.

522
00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:51,220
The maps, I don't know them.

523
00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:52,260
So I'm running around a corner.

524
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:53,860
I don't know if someone's going to be in a window.

525
00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:55,220
I don't know if someone's hiding,

526
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:56,300
you know, when you get used to it,

527
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,980
someone normally shoots you from that window.

528
00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,820
So you know when you come around a corner,

529
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:01,260
I'm going to look at that window.

530
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,700
You know, I don't know none of that yet.

531
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,700
So it's all.

532
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:07,180
Now you were talking about maps, the old maps.

533
00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:08,260
There's one that you don't like.

534
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:09,540
Yeah, first map I ever played.

535
00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:10,860
There's one that loads of people don't like.

536
00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,460
Yeah, yeah, I'm not surprised.

537
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:16,460
It's just a, because Modern Warfare, the last one,

538
00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:20,460
or the previous one to this one, not the old, old one.

539
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:23,620
It got a lot of stick for its maps

540
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,340
because Call of Duty has always used

541
00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:27,700
a free lane map system, haven't they?

542
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:28,860
So you've got left lane.

543
00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:32,300
It's not that simple, but that is how the maps are designed.

544
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,460
Yeah, you've got three channels in a map usually.

545
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,980
And this map is literally just one, one lane.

546
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,340
And it's just horrific.

547
00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:41,060
But then again, it might've just been

548
00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:43,940
because it was the first multiplayer game I've played.

549
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:45,100
And I'm running around these people

550
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:48,460
at level 25 and stuff, have been playing it all day.

551
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:50,700
And yeah, they've obviously got used to it

552
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,540
a little bit more.

553
00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:52,380
They know where they're going.

554
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:53,220
I would've thought it sounds quite-

555
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,340
I'm just getting slapped silly.

556
00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:56,460
Quite cool, just all out fucking warfare

557
00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:58,940
because you're directly in front of the enemy

558
00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:01,260
and there's just a couple of cars there in front of you.

559
00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:03,300
I thought that would sound quite, but hmm.

560
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,060
But I don't know, I don't know.

561
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:06,780
You can't see over the top of the cars

562
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,540
and you don't know where, I don't know.

563
00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:11,340
Maybe it would be better, but one of the best

564
00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:13,620
multiplayer modes that Call of Duty has nowadays

565
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:16,260
is ground war, which is just battlefield.

566
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,700
Basically it's battlefield conquest.

567
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,540
Fucking loved ground war in World War II.

568
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,380
It's fucking- I loved it.

569
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,300
It's 24 versus 24.

570
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,060
Yeah, man, ground war's sick.

571
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:26,940
It's got all the objectives, A, B, C.

572
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:30,740
Yeah, hands down, my favourite game mode there is.

573
00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:31,580
Yeah, hands down.

574
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:32,740
And that's in there.

575
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:35,060
And that's probably what I'll stick with for now.

576
00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:36,380
Yeah, it's because it's nice and objective though.

577
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,940
You've got something more to do than just killing people.

578
00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:39,980
It's nice.

579
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:41,820
Yeah, but they've got their multiplayer modes as well.

580
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,100
They've got all the capture the flags.

581
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:43,940
Three, four and all that shit.

582
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:47,340
Yeah, I don't really vibe with three, four TDM

583
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:49,220
because it's more sporadic then.

584
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,060
You don't really know, anyone can be anywhere

585
00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:52,020
because there's no objective.

586
00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:53,980
They're just running around like chickens.

587
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:56,060
When there's objectives, you can kind of play

588
00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:57,340
a bit more tactically and think,

589
00:17:57,340 --> 00:18:00,580
I'll come around this side because there are people.

590
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,420
So yeah, they've got all them multiplayer games,

591
00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:04,540
but I like the-

592
00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:06,540
Because what they've done now is really cool

593
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:09,260
in the new war zone when it comes out.

594
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:14,260
But you can see what the game is going to be like

595
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,180
in the helicopters now, instead of just,

596
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,060
if you're, I don't know, you played war zone.

597
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:23,020
So if you're flying the helicopter and someone gets in,

598
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,620
or you get in the helicopter that I'm flying,

599
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,020
you're just in the helicopter.

600
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:27,380
Now, if you get in a helicopter-

601
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:28,220
They can shoot.

602
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:30,220
Yeah, not just that, you're in the helicopter.

603
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,380
You can move around freely.

604
00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:32,620
You can look out the back.

605
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,700
You can run around the back, peek over the edge,

606
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:37,620
look out the windows, run completely around the helicopter.

607
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:40,340
So you can spawn in someone's helicopter

608
00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:43,180
that they're flying around and just boom, boom, boom,

609
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,700
beam down or jump out, parachute down on top

610
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:46,540
of one of the objectives.

611
00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:48,180
Because the vehicles can run out of fuel now, can't they?

612
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:49,020
I don't know about that.

613
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:51,420
I think that I see somewhere that the land vehicles

614
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,260
can run out of fuel.

615
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,340
There's now underwater combat as well.

616
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:57,780
The underwater stuff is in the campaign anyway.

617
00:18:57,780 --> 00:18:59,540
I can't speak for multiplayer yet.

618
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:01,420
I did do a bit of swimming in the multiplayer,

619
00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:05,260
but yeah, in the campaign, yes, it's delicious.

620
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:06,300
It's good, yeah.

621
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,140
Everything about it, honestly.

622
00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:10,860
I'm not normally one for, I'm normally just,

623
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:12,460
yeah, Call of Duty's campaigns are all right.

624
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:13,380
I don't mind playing them.

625
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,060
And then the multiplayer is the put-em-butter.

626
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:17,420
The campaign on this was, yeah,

627
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:19,460
it's well worth the admission fee for me.

628
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,820
But then I say people's mileage vary.

629
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:23,100
It depends.

630
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,220
You're happy to pay 60 quid

631
00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:26,500
if you're only gonna play the single player.

632
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,020
And you might not enjoy it.

633
00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:29,500
It might not be for everyone.

634
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,420
It might be too much.

635
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,700
But if you're gonna play multiplayer anyway,

636
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:35,940
then it's 100% worth it because the campaign to me

637
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,620
is the best Call of Duty campaign ever.

638
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,500
And then Modern Warfare is more my style.

639
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,940
I don't like the World War I's and World War II.

640
00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:45,300
I like Modern Warfare.

641
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,420
I don't like Advanced Warfare or anything like that.

642
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,260
Just the modern.

643
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:50,980
There's no zombies in this, is there?

644
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,260
I don't think so, but there's rumors

645
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:53,540
that they're putting zombies in this.

646
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,900
But the most exciting mode is the DMZ mode,

647
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:59,740
which they haven't said too much about,

648
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,380
but they're very excited.

649
00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:02,940
It's like Tarkov mode.

650
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,140
It's got some Tarkov.

651
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:06,060
Yeah, yeah, oh that's cool.

652
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:09,660
They, I think that they think is gonna be their big mode.

653
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:11,580
Right, it's gonna surpass Battle Royale.

654
00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:13,660
The Battle Royale mode has been,

655
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:16,140
from what people have played, they're saying

656
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:20,060
it seems like it's been more designed for the Tarkov style.

657
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:22,540
And as I say, that mission that switches it up

658
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:25,300
in the campaign leans heavily towards

659
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:30,100
what you're gonna see in the DMZ mode.

660
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,140
And I say it completely switches up Call of Duty.

661
00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:36,060
So if this hits and it hits anything near Warzone level,

662
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,940
I think they might, they could be onto something huge

663
00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:42,780
with their multiplayer and Battle Royale and the DMZ mode.

664
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:45,460
It could just end up being crazy at this point.

665
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:48,740
So very exciting, very exciting time to be a Call of Duty fan.

666
00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:50,380
Along with the download size,

667
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:52,980
it will also be absolutely massive.

668
00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:54,580
I'm gonna hold off on buying it,

669
00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:58,020
but it does look good.

670
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,500
It really does look good.

671
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,340
It is that good.

672
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:02,180
I'm gonna give props to them.

673
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:05,340
Because I made a mistake when I spoke on the last episode

674
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:08,660
saying that the engine that they're using

675
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:12,220
is an old ratty engine that must be on its last legs.

676
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:13,860
I was wrong in what I said.

677
00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:20,180
It's actually an engine that they've sort of remade

678
00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:21,100
and improved.

679
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,500
So they're using the same engine they always do,

680
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,780
but they've essentially remastered it,

681
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,340
which I'd imagine.

682
00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:28,420
Remastering engine.

683
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,460
Pretty much, which I'd imagine is why it can look

684
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:33,620
so fucking good on an engine that is relatively old.

685
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,740
Because I was blown away by how decent it looks.

686
00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:38,860
Fucking sick.

687
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:39,860
It does look good.

688
00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:45,940
But yeah, so that's gonna rip you fully away

689
00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:47,100
from Destiny 2.

690
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:47,980
Destiny what?

691
00:21:49,260 --> 00:21:50,580
Fuck Destiny.

692
00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:52,580
Destiny's dead to me, man.

693
00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:55,340
I know when you said, when you said this is it.

694
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,260
This is it.

695
00:21:56,260 --> 00:21:57,820
This is it.

696
00:21:57,820 --> 00:22:00,580
It's Destiny 2 and nothing else.

697
00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,780
And it didn't take long, less than a month,

698
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,540
for you to have blitzed through it all.

699
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:05,380
And now you've had the fall off.

700
00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:06,220
I haven't blitzed through it all.

701
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:08,060
Like that TikTok I sent you yesterday,

702
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,900
you're just a victim of that, ain't you?

703
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:11,380
The season fall off.

704
00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:12,860
I've done the season pass.

705
00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:15,300
I've got the guns that I wanted to get.

706
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,140
I've leveled up.

707
00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:17,420
I've done what I aim to do,

708
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,220
which was a grand master for the first time.

709
00:22:19,220 --> 00:22:21,260
I've got the platinum trophy.

710
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:25,060
When the season's like 90, when I started the season,

711
00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:27,380
it was like 90 days left or something.

712
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,420
So it's a long time until the next season pass comes out,

713
00:22:30,420 --> 00:22:31,340
which I've already got,

714
00:22:31,340 --> 00:22:32,780
because I've pre-ordered Witch Queen.

715
00:22:32,780 --> 00:22:34,380
When does Lightfall come out?

716
00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:35,380
February.

717
00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:36,780
Oh, so you've still got a couple of months there.

718
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:38,740
You've still got loads of seasons to go until,

719
00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:42,380
so I think we've got season 19, season 20,

720
00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:45,380
and then I think 21 will be Lightfall.

721
00:22:45,380 --> 00:22:48,260
But in them, you'll have more season passes before that,

722
00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:50,820
and the seasonal stories that come with it.

723
00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:52,220
So there's still be more stuff to do

724
00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:53,700
when the new season pass comes out.

725
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,700
But I say the Halloween thing,

726
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:58,500
I got the gun I wanted from the Halloween event.

727
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,060
They basically gifted a god roll.

728
00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:01,620
I don't know if they meant to, but they did.

729
00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:02,860
And I was like, that'll do me.

730
00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:05,140
That's all I was looking for anyway.

731
00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:06,780
So I didn't have to put in too much time.

732
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:08,100
Some of the Halloween events,

733
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:11,340
because I've been playing quite a few games,

734
00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:14,580
and most of them have thrown in Halloween events,

735
00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:17,860
and a lot of them have been shit.

736
00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:19,940
Absolute garbage.

737
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:23,740
Just boring, boring, nothing new, the same shit.

738
00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:28,420
Overwatch 2's Halloween shit are so angry.

739
00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:31,020
I'm so fucking angry with Overwatch 2.

740
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:31,980
And I've texted you about it.

741
00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:34,140
I've texted Jay complaining about it as well.

742
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:37,300
You gotta press it again.

743
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,140
Why?

744
00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:40,980
Not having it.

745
00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:42,100
What do you mean you're not having it?

746
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:43,860
You're saying you're sick of Overwatch 2?

747
00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:44,700
No, I didn't say that.

748
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:45,540
What did you say?

749
00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:47,340
I said I'm angry with it.

750
00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:48,180
I'm annoyed with it.

751
00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:49,000
I don't think you did.

752
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:49,840
We have to read that back.

753
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,140
You said something that wasn't angry.

754
00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:52,980
You said like, I'm sick.

755
00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:53,820
I'm sick of Overwatch 2.

756
00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:54,660
I'm sick of it?

757
00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:55,740
Yeah, that's probably what you said.

758
00:23:55,740 --> 00:23:56,580
Yeah, I'm not sick of it.

759
00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:57,540
So it's bullshit.

760
00:23:57,540 --> 00:23:58,580
Explain yourself.

761
00:23:58,580 --> 00:24:02,420
The fucking shop, that fucking stupid shop.

762
00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:04,220
No, no, no, don't take your headset off.

763
00:24:04,220 --> 00:24:05,060
I'm putting the light on.

764
00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:05,900
Huh?

765
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:06,740
I'm putting the light on.

766
00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:07,820
I can't see.

767
00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:09,940
You could have asked me or I could have reached for it.

768
00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:14,940
That fucking shop, yeah, the same four or five,

769
00:24:16,340 --> 00:24:18,980
what is it, 35 heroes in this game?

770
00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:22,980
The same fucking heroes are getting different skins.

771
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:27,900
Roadhog, Ash, fucking Kiriko.

772
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:28,900
You know what I mean?

773
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:29,740
This I agree with.

774
00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:30,860
None of the other fuckers,

775
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:34,460
none of the other heroes that we all play

776
00:24:34,460 --> 00:24:36,340
are getting anything.

777
00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:37,620
Pharah's getting nothing.

778
00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:39,820
I spent 18 pounds on something accidentally.

779
00:24:39,820 --> 00:24:41,220
It's ridiculous, how?

780
00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:42,060
I told you.

781
00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:42,900
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

782
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,660
I didn't realize there was another sniper in the game.

783
00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:45,500
It's fucking stupid.

784
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,500
I saw the bird with a sniper rifle.

785
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,700
I saw that Halloween costume.

786
00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:49,140
I was like, I need that.

787
00:24:49,140 --> 00:24:52,180
18 pound for coins I got and then I bought it

788
00:24:52,180 --> 00:24:53,300
and it, where's the skin?

789
00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:54,140
It's not even for that character.

790
00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:55,380
It's absolute bollocks.

791
00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:57,580
And then you got the shop on at the moment.

792
00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,020
Everything in there is shit.

793
00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:00,380
I can't, is it Leia?

794
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:01,940
Leila, whatever her fucking name is,

795
00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:04,780
one of the tanks, the tank class.

796
00:25:04,780 --> 00:25:05,900
The outfit they've got for her,

797
00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,780
she's just in a white top and white shorts.

798
00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:11,180
It is a fucking, what a, and they're so expensive.

799
00:25:11,180 --> 00:25:13,020
Minimum of 20 quid.

800
00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:14,820
I can see why people are annoyed.

801
00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:16,140
I know when I first started playing it,

802
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,980
I was like, yeah, I don't know why people are whinging

803
00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:19,180
because it's free to play.

804
00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:21,940
But now that I've got my teeth sunk into it,

805
00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:25,180
it's so fucking greedy because you can't,

806
00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:27,900
you can only get the in-game currency

807
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:30,580
through doing the challenges and you only get what?

808
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:34,740
10, 20, maybe 30 coins for doing your daily,

809
00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:36,500
your weekly challenges.

810
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:41,500
So to get a skin that's 2100 coins, 1900 coins,

811
00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:43,820
it's gonna take fucking forever to get that.

812
00:25:43,820 --> 00:25:45,140
And then I was talking to Mark about it.

813
00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:46,820
They're sneaky little bastards

814
00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:50,620
because they'll put a skin on, say 36% off,

815
00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:54,140
when it should have cost 5700 fucking coins

816
00:25:54,140 --> 00:25:57,300
and it still costs 4000 something, you know what I mean?

817
00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:58,260
Where's the variation?

818
00:25:58,260 --> 00:25:59,940
Where's the Orissa skins?

819
00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:01,100
You just reminded me.

820
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:03,380
The Farrah skins, the Brigitte skins.

821
00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:06,620
I got proper shouted out on the net.

822
00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:09,420
I was like, proper shouting.

823
00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:10,260
Why?

824
00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:13,100
Why?

825
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:15,380
She's like, what is going on?

826
00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:18,460
Because he started coming out of control.

827
00:26:20,460 --> 00:26:22,020
She's like, what's going on?

828
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,740
What did you do?

829
00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:25,300
Nothing, I was just trying to play, man.

830
00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:26,740
Who was you playing as?

831
00:26:26,740 --> 00:26:27,580
Genji?

832
00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:29,260
No, no, I dropped all them ones, man.

833
00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:30,900
I'm the invisible hacking bitch.

834
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:31,740
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

835
00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:34,020
She's nails, bro, I'm dropping up 30 bombs.

836
00:26:34,020 --> 00:26:35,860
No, she's been nerfed hard now.

837
00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:38,660
No, I still think, because Genji's getting nerfed.

838
00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:39,620
No, she's been...

839
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:42,020
I know, but Genji's pretty much borderline unplayable,

840
00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:43,780
people are saying, you can't do nothing with him.

841
00:26:43,780 --> 00:26:45,700
Because I know her hack ability,

842
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:48,380
the damage is down to 25% now.

843
00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:50,660
What was it?

844
00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:51,500
It was 45%.

845
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,860
It was 45%, the damage has been nerfed down to 25%.

846
00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:54,700
That's all right though,

847
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,100
because you're dead before you notice.

848
00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:57,540
And you can't keep hacking.

849
00:26:57,540 --> 00:26:59,380
That doesn't bother me, I only hack once anyway.

850
00:26:59,380 --> 00:27:00,780
I hack them, I bang them,

851
00:27:00,780 --> 00:27:02,580
and then if I, because I put my little teleport

852
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:04,540
on a health pack, I run in,

853
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,100
can I kill this person before they kill me?

854
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,980
No, back I go, health back in, invisible.

855
00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:09,820
That's the way you're supposed to play it.

856
00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:10,660
Yeah, she's powerful.

857
00:27:10,660 --> 00:27:11,500
That's what I was doing.

858
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,980
But you know when you're playing,

859
00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:14,740
and you're just like, yeah, I'm into it,

860
00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:15,580
but I'm not that into it.

861
00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:17,860
I'll just vibe a little bit, I'll just play a little bit.

862
00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:20,780
That's what I was doing, but I was in the ranked lobby.

863
00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:21,620
But I was doing a lot of-

864
00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:23,620
You can't just chill when you're in a ranked lobby.

865
00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:25,100
What are you doing in a ranked lobby, just chilling?

866
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:27,100
No one, right, finish your story,

867
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,620
I'll explain why you was angry.

868
00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:29,900
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

869
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:30,780
Don't give a fuck.

870
00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:32,660
It's like, I'm not even in the ranked,

871
00:27:32,660 --> 00:27:35,660
I'm in like the warmup lobbies before you even get to-

872
00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:36,740
I was bullshit.

873
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,860
I was bullshit.

874
00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:42,100
That's the perfect one.

875
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,180
You were in a ranked lobby, you just said I was in a ranked

876
00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:45,020
lobby.

877
00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:45,860
I'm in the warmup lobbies for the ranked.

878
00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:47,020
What do you mean the warmup lobbies?

879
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:48,180
The ones we have to get ranked,

880
00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:50,140
so you have to play games before you even get a rank.

881
00:27:50,140 --> 00:27:51,420
Yeah, but you're still in ranked.

882
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:52,260
Anyway.

883
00:27:52,260 --> 00:27:53,100
Because not everyone's in that-

884
00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:55,620
Anyway, let me finish my story, dickhead.

885
00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:59,860
I'm playing, the whole team is getting whooped ass.

886
00:27:59,860 --> 00:28:01,180
We're getting nowhere.

887
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,900
I'm looking, there's like one person with a kill.

888
00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:04,740
Nice.

889
00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:05,580
In just me.

890
00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:06,420
We love it when that happens.

891
00:28:06,420 --> 00:28:07,260
You know what I'm talking about.

892
00:28:07,260 --> 00:28:08,780
You're getting smacked all over the place.

893
00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:09,620
No one's alive.

894
00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:11,260
They've got 16 kills.

895
00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:13,460
Everyone's running in alone.

896
00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:14,620
We're all dying at separate times.

897
00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:15,460
We're staggered.

898
00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:17,980
We're running back in one at a time like knobheads.

899
00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:19,100
I know, I know.

900
00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:20,060
I'm just like, whatever.

901
00:28:20,060 --> 00:28:20,900
We're getting spanked.

902
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:21,900
It doesn't matter a fuck.

903
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:24,540
Anyway, this geezer starts going, he's like Northern,

904
00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:27,300
I think he was like, get off some bear.

905
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,460
Warfairter, get off some bear.

906
00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:32,180
What kind of fucking stupid names Warfairter anyway?

907
00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:34,140
You're fucking, beep, beep, beep.

908
00:28:34,140 --> 00:28:35,660
He said some naughty words, bro.

909
00:28:35,660 --> 00:28:37,380
He said some naughty things.

910
00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:38,220
And I was listening to him.

911
00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:39,060
I was like, what the fuck?

912
00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:39,900
I was like, fuck.

913
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:42,540
I was like, get, I mocked him.

914
00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:44,700
You know, I just, I didn't know what to do.

915
00:28:44,700 --> 00:28:46,740
So I went, get off Warfairter.

916
00:28:46,740 --> 00:28:49,900
Warfairter, somebody get off somebody, you shit.

917
00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:51,340
Just mocked him for a little bit.

918
00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:52,500
And then he come back.

919
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:53,860
They're saying some other waffle.

920
00:28:53,860 --> 00:28:55,260
Then I did the same voice back.

921
00:28:55,260 --> 00:28:57,340
Then he said nothing for ages.

922
00:28:57,340 --> 00:28:59,460
And then right at the end of the game,

923
00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:02,260
before it like the voice cuts out, he just went mad.

924
00:29:02,260 --> 00:29:04,820
Just started screaming down the mic at me.

925
00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:06,260
You're fucking shit.

926
00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:08,460
You're fucking, I've never played this game.

927
00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:11,620
Never to be heard of again.

928
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:13,060
And then someone endorsed me.

929
00:29:13,060 --> 00:29:14,180
So I don't know if that was him.

930
00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:16,420
Yeah, someone endorsed you.

931
00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:19,700
But yeah, that was my first aggressive,

932
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:22,100
violent attack on myself.

933
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:27,100
So now I was looking into a way to turn off the voice chat

934
00:29:27,260 --> 00:29:29,180
and the text chat forever.

935
00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:31,580
Because I never wanna be subject to that again.

936
00:29:31,580 --> 00:29:32,420
Because I was just trying to play.

937
00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:33,260
You should get involved with it.

938
00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:34,100
No, just wound me up.

939
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:34,940
I had to turn it off after that.

940
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,540
He made me turn the game off.

941
00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:37,380
People like that.

942
00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:38,460
So he won then.

943
00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:40,140
So you made you turn the game off.

944
00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:40,980
So he won.

945
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:41,820
I finished that game.

946
00:29:41,820 --> 00:29:42,660
So I thought, yeah.

947
00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:43,940
He made you quit.

948
00:29:43,940 --> 00:29:44,860
He made you disappear.

949
00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:45,700
So he never runs into you again.

950
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,100
I weren't vibing with the game anyway.

951
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:48,500
I said, I was just chilling.

952
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,300
But it weren't me that was holding the team.

953
00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:51,140
In a ranked lobby.

954
00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:52,060
We were getting slapped.

955
00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:52,900
It doesn't matter.

956
00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:53,740
It wasn't me.

957
00:29:53,740 --> 00:29:55,700
We were all getting slapped about.

958
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:56,540
Disgusting.

959
00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:59,260
I had someone screaming at me the last week.

960
00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:01,300
And they were calling me shit.

961
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,420
I was playing as Farrah.

962
00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:04,940
And they were like, you're not fucking doing anything.

963
00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:06,660
Proper having a dig at me in the chat.

964
00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:07,500
They weren't talking.

965
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,100
They were just typing.

966
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:12,660
So there's a glitch on some of the maps where as Farrah,

967
00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:17,340
you can, before the game starts, you can kill yourself.

968
00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:19,620
If you start shooting your grenades into a wall,

969
00:30:19,620 --> 00:30:21,940
it will damage you and you can kill yourself.

970
00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:25,420
Obviously that works when the game's going on normally

971
00:30:25,420 --> 00:30:26,240
as well.

972
00:30:27,540 --> 00:30:29,420
So I just proceeded to stay still

973
00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:32,020
and just keep killing myself until the game was over.

974
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:33,980
Because you just kept having a go at me.

975
00:30:33,980 --> 00:30:36,180
So I was like, all right, you think I'm shit, what's this?

976
00:30:36,180 --> 00:30:39,900
I just kept killing myself until we was done.

977
00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:41,300
That was in a normal game though.

978
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:42,620
So it didn't matter at all.

979
00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:43,460
But I'm not gonna fight.

980
00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:45,300
It doesn't matter anyway to a computer game.

981
00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:47,300
I don't go near the fucking rank, if I'm honest.

982
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:48,140
I won't be.

983
00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:49,780
It's too much.

984
00:30:49,780 --> 00:30:50,620
It's too sweaty.

985
00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:51,460
I like it.

986
00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:52,300
I like playing ranked.

987
00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:53,420
I like feeling like they're sat in on the line.

988
00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:54,500
I like playing.

989
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:57,500
But the wait time's too long, man.

990
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:58,340
The wait time's too long.

991
00:30:58,340 --> 00:31:01,380
Yeah, because no one wants to fucking jump into it.

992
00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:02,220
Everyone loves ranked.

993
00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:03,060
Everyone loves ranked.

994
00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:03,900
It's too long, man.

995
00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:06,860
Apparently there's a support shortage.

996
00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:08,820
Because there's not enough people that wanna play support.

997
00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:10,260
Yeah, that's why the lobby time's a short one.

998
00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:12,980
Because they just get fucking rinsed every single time

999
00:31:12,980 --> 00:31:13,940
someone plays support.

1000
00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:15,220
It's always support's fault.

1001
00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:18,460
And you get battle pass, extra battle pass XP.

1002
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,300
For curing it.

1003
00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:20,540
And you get shorter queue times.

1004
00:31:20,540 --> 00:31:23,300
But yeah, like I say, it is first things first.

1005
00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:25,900
If you die, you're like, no one's healing me.

1006
00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:26,740
Yeah.

1007
00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:28,300
You've run off on your own, you dickhead.

1008
00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:29,380
You're nowhere near me.

1009
00:31:29,380 --> 00:31:30,220
There's about 10 buildings between you.

1010
00:31:30,220 --> 00:31:31,060
I've been guilty of it,

1011
00:31:31,060 --> 00:31:33,380
but the difference between me and these fucking knobheads

1012
00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:35,820
is I'll just say, oh fuck's sake, why aren't you healing?

1013
00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:37,380
To myself, not to anybody,

1014
00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:39,460
because I ain't shouting at no one.

1015
00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:40,940
I'm like, I ain't unmuted.

1016
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:42,540
I'm just like, fuck's sake, why aren't I being healed?

1017
00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:44,020
But I know, it's my own fault.

1018
00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:46,460
I ran into five of them thinking I'd take them all on.

1019
00:31:46,460 --> 00:31:47,300
Yeah.

1020
00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:49,180
And then I'm blaming the healer who can't hear me.

1021
00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:50,740
But yeah, the toxic people that literally

1022
00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:52,060
are just shouting abuse down the mics.

1023
00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:55,260
This is why I like playing thorough, man.

1024
00:31:55,260 --> 00:31:57,420
Because you're just in the air.

1025
00:31:57,420 --> 00:31:58,540
Unless people are looking up,

1026
00:31:58,540 --> 00:32:00,100
you're just fucking blasting away.

1027
00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:02,540
Then if you get down low on the health,

1028
00:32:02,540 --> 00:32:05,820
you just fly off and find a mercy.

1029
00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:07,100
Get yourself some health up.

1030
00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:08,380
I do really enjoy Overwatch.

1031
00:32:08,380 --> 00:32:09,380
It is my guilty pleasure.

1032
00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:10,620
Yeah, yeah, I really like it.

1033
00:32:10,620 --> 00:32:13,580
Admittedly, since the pre-patch World of Warcraft came out,

1034
00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:16,100
I've been playing that quite a bit.

1035
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:16,940
Go on.

1036
00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:18,460
Well, there's nothing really to do.

1037
00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:21,740
It's just the talents and shit have changed in the UI.

1038
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:23,820
But.

1039
00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:24,820
Well, that's not the message you sent me.

1040
00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:26,020
Not much has changed.

1041
00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:27,380
You sent me a fucking essay.

1042
00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:28,580
Yeah.

1043
00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:29,420
Go on.

1044
00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:30,260
It's not the message.

1045
00:32:30,260 --> 00:32:31,580
It's just the talents are massive.

1046
00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:33,340
It's gone from having,

1047
00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:35,660
when you level up,

1048
00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:36,700
it's like a skill tree.

1049
00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:37,780
Well, it is a skill tree.

1050
00:32:37,780 --> 00:32:41,580
So the level cap is 60.

1051
00:32:41,580 --> 00:32:46,580
So 10, I think, no, sorry, it's 15, 30, and then whatever.

1052
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:50,660
You get talents and you get to pick out of an option

1053
00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:55,660
of three different talents per section of leveling.

1054
00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:57,060
And what they've done now

1055
00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:58,660
is they've completely got rid of that.

1056
00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:02,180
So now rather than having like 20 different talents

1057
00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:04,980
to choose from, there's like fucking 70.

1058
00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:05,820
It's huge.

1059
00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:08,980
Your head would have popped off 100%

1060
00:33:08,980 --> 00:33:11,340
because it is a bit confusing.

1061
00:33:11,340 --> 00:33:13,100
So I've been doing that.

1062
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,580
In terms of actual content,

1063
00:33:14,580 --> 00:33:16,500
there is no new added content yet.

1064
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:19,500
You got to wait till the 16th of November,

1065
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:20,900
which is when some new shit comes out.

1066
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,940
That's an interesting date.

1067
00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:25,340
I'm pretty sure that's when Warzone comes out.

1068
00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:27,420
Is it?

1069
00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:28,380
Pretty sure.

1070
00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:31,620
Well, this 16th is when the new class comes available.

1071
00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:33,300
So I'll be fucking all over that.

1072
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,580
But for now, I'm just taking the time

1073
00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:38,860
to make new characters, classes I've never played,

1074
00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:42,140
or classes I don't really play that often, but have played,

1075
00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:44,780
just because the talents have changed around.

1076
00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:47,500
So their actual abilities and stuff have moved around

1077
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,180
because I've done very little research

1078
00:33:49,180 --> 00:33:51,340
on what actually got changed.

1079
00:33:51,340 --> 00:33:53,420
So it's quite exciting just going through,

1080
00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:55,060
leveling up characters for no reason

1081
00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:57,060
and seeing what the talents are like and all that shit.

1082
00:33:57,060 --> 00:33:58,980
Because I know that I'm going to play a Drakthir

1083
00:33:58,980 --> 00:34:00,460
as my main when it comes out.

1084
00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:04,980
So there is nothing that, you know what I mean?

1085
00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:07,060
I'm just doing it for the sake of doing it.

1086
00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:10,380
So that's taken me away from Overwatch 2 for a little bit.

1087
00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:12,420
Two weeks on Wednesday.

1088
00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:13,700
Is that the 16th?

1089
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:17,020
Yeah, Wednesday is the second,

1090
00:34:17,020 --> 00:34:18,580
and then the ninth, and then the 16th.

1091
00:34:18,580 --> 00:34:20,380
And that's when Warzone comes out as well.

1092
00:34:20,380 --> 00:34:23,140
So the Friday after that will be an exciting episode

1093
00:34:23,140 --> 00:34:24,300
because we'll have quite a bit to talk about.

1094
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:27,460
Warzone 2 for me and that for you, yes indeed.

1095
00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:28,780
And World of Warcraft for me.

1096
00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:29,980
Yeah, it will be exciting.

1097
00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:30,820
I am excited.

1098
00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:31,660
I'm always excited.

1099
00:34:31,660 --> 00:34:34,420
But yeah, just fucking cut the price down

1100
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:36,780
on the skins a bit, yeah.

1101
00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:38,460
I mean, if a cool one comes on

1102
00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:40,180
and it's for fucking Brigitte Royce,

1103
00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:42,300
for Pharoah, for Orisa, then I'm gonna-

1104
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,220
I've got a fucking wicked skin

1105
00:34:44,220 --> 00:34:46,380
for a character I've never played and never probably will.

1106
00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:47,660
I've got a couple of real cool skins.

1107
00:34:47,660 --> 00:34:50,580
You can get one for Bastion at the moment

1108
00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:52,100
on the Twitch drops.

1109
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:52,940
Oh yeah.

1110
00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:54,060
They have one.

1111
00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:56,660
But even then, who's fucking playing Bastion?

1112
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:58,220
No one, I haven't seen a single Bastion.

1113
00:34:58,220 --> 00:34:59,700
I've played with like two Bastions.

1114
00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:00,540
I've never seen one.

1115
00:35:00,540 --> 00:35:02,820
So I've got like 200 plus games.

1116
00:35:02,820 --> 00:35:04,540
So where the fuck?

1117
00:35:04,540 --> 00:35:05,380
Why?

1118
00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:07,140
Stop throwing skins on for heroes

1119
00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:08,420
that no one gives a fuck about.

1120
00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:09,740
Stop doing it.

1121
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:10,700
Do it for the one-

1122
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:12,700
Where's the Genji skins?

1123
00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:15,220
Every fucker's playing Genji.

1124
00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:18,460
Every single person or DVA.

1125
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:19,300
D.Va.

1126
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:20,220
Is it D.Va?

1127
00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:21,620
Shit, I hate her.

1128
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:22,460
I hate her.

1129
00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:23,300
D.Va.

1130
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:25,060
She comes in, chucks out robot in the middle

1131
00:35:25,060 --> 00:35:25,900
and fucks up, blows everyone up.

1132
00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:27,420
Where's the fucking skins?

1133
00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:28,620
Where's the skins?

1134
00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:30,980
It's ridiculous.

1135
00:35:30,980 --> 00:35:32,220
It's fucking ridiculous.

1136
00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:33,420
You want my money.

1137
00:35:33,420 --> 00:35:37,140
Yeah, you want my 20 quid for one fucking skin

1138
00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:39,460
that I can't really see anyway

1139
00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:41,660
because it's first person, right?

1140
00:35:41,660 --> 00:35:43,500
Unless I do a fucking shitty emote,

1141
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,580
which by the way, you can't cancel.

1142
00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:47,140
So if you do one by accident

1143
00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:48,340
and someone starts shooting you,

1144
00:35:48,340 --> 00:35:49,660
you can't fucking get out of it.

1145
00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:51,660
It's ridiculous, mom.

1146
00:35:51,660 --> 00:35:53,620
Give me a skin.

1147
00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:58,140
I just want a fucking skin for Farah, please.

1148
00:35:58,140 --> 00:35:59,340
I'm sick of it.

1149
00:35:59,340 --> 00:36:00,300
I'm sick of it.

1150
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:01,340
Six o'clock.

1151
00:36:01,340 --> 00:36:03,460
Six o'clock is when the shop resets.

1152
00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:05,180
And if I go on there,

1153
00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:06,020
at six o'clock-

1154
00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:06,860
It's gonna be another Roadhog.

1155
00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:09,380
And there's a fucking Roadhog skin on there

1156
00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:11,820
or something for Ash again.

1157
00:36:11,820 --> 00:36:13,140
Bob, get him.

1158
00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:14,900
I'm sick of it.

1159
00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:17,780
I'm fucking sick of these skins.

1160
00:36:17,780 --> 00:36:21,940
Fuck off, go away.

1161
00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:23,140
I'm so angry about it.

1162
00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:24,780
I know everyone else is as well.

1163
00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:25,740
That's funny.

1164
00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:26,780
Oh God.

1165
00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:27,820
I'm amusing me.

1166
00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:29,140
It's crazy.

1167
00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:29,980
It's crazy.

1168
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:30,820
Fucking skin.

1169
00:36:30,820 --> 00:36:32,980
I just want some, you know what I mean?

1170
00:36:32,980 --> 00:36:35,060
I just want to throw some hard earned cash

1171
00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:35,900
towards this game.

1172
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,020
You just want to waste some money, please.

1173
00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:37,860
Come on now.

1174
00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:38,700
Just want to waste some dough.

1175
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:39,700
Fuck me.

1176
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:41,300
It's crazy.

1177
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:42,140
What's next?

1178
00:36:44,220 --> 00:36:46,220
Now I've had my little run.

1179
00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:47,220
God of War.

1180
00:36:47,220 --> 00:36:48,060
I got an email.

1181
00:36:48,060 --> 00:36:49,100
EBS ever closer.

1182
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:51,380
I got an email off a game.

1183
00:36:51,380 --> 00:36:54,260
I see that they had more in stock.

1184
00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:55,100
Had what?

1185
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:56,140
They had more in stock.

1186
00:36:56,140 --> 00:36:56,980
What?

1187
00:36:56,980 --> 00:36:57,820
Yacht-Nar edition?

1188
00:36:57,820 --> 00:36:58,660
Yeah.

1189
00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:00,580
Or some sort of edition.

1190
00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:02,060
No, I wouldn't have been Yacht-Nar.

1191
00:37:02,060 --> 00:37:03,300
They had an edition in stock.

1192
00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:06,380
And then as soon as I saw it and clicked on the comment,

1193
00:37:06,380 --> 00:37:07,900
it said they'd sold out.

1194
00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:10,340
I, if you go, I have-

1195
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:11,820
Hello, Steph.

1196
00:37:11,820 --> 00:37:13,620
Oh, she just come back with a dog.

1197
00:37:15,020 --> 00:37:15,860
Huh.

1198
00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,700
I texted her and she said nothing.

1199
00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:24,620
I have the Sony website up

1200
00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:27,020
because if you go on the God of War,

1201
00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:30,060
Ragnarok, Yacht-Nar editions, it just says coming soon.

1202
00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:35,060
I have saved the page as a shortcut on my phone

1203
00:37:35,060 --> 00:37:36,940
so that I can get straight to it without Googling it.

1204
00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:37,780
You're a smart little cookie.

1205
00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:38,940
Because I fucking want one.

1206
00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:39,780
You're a smart cookie.

1207
00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:40,620
I want one of these.

1208
00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:42,660
But yeah, Game sent me an email.

1209
00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:43,780
You're right there.

1210
00:37:43,780 --> 00:37:46,740
You're right there. I just got a sharp pain in my head.

1211
00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:49,220
Okay. Well, all right. Pay attention.

1212
00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:54,060
They sent me an email saying they're taking payments soon.

1213
00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:55,220
Now I got a little bit scared

1214
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:58,260
because they also sent me an email for the controller.

1215
00:37:58,260 --> 00:38:00,020
I've already paid for the controller.

1216
00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:01,860
I forgot about that sexy controller.

1217
00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:04,540
So they might be taking another 70 odd quid off from me

1218
00:38:04,540 --> 00:38:05,780
for no fucking reason.

1219
00:38:05,780 --> 00:38:07,380
Well, for the control.

1220
00:38:07,380 --> 00:38:08,580
I've already paid for it.

1221
00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:09,420
Prove it.

1222
00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:11,380
That would be on my app, wouldn't it?

1223
00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:12,620
It'd be on my bank now.

1224
00:38:12,620 --> 00:38:14,620
Either way, the payments are coming.

1225
00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:17,820
Now, I'm going to be so angry

1226
00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:22,220
if this turns up late a day after.

1227
00:38:22,220 --> 00:38:25,380
Mark was trying to soothe me by saying,

1228
00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:27,660
oh, game have been really good with me whenever I've pre-ordered.

1229
00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:28,740
Sometimes I've got it early.

1230
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:29,580
Blah, blah, blah.

1231
00:38:29,580 --> 00:38:30,420
Or the day before.

1232
00:38:30,420 --> 00:38:31,240
Blah, blah, blah.

1233
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,380
If I get it the day before, fantastic.

1234
00:38:32,380 --> 00:38:33,900
It's fantastic.

1235
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:37,660
But I'm trying to get the day off.

1236
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:40,300
Now if I get the day off and it turns up at five o'clock,

1237
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:41,360
I've wasted a day.

1238
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,600
And so has Mark because he won't be able to get into work.

1239
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,000
It's not good, is it?

1240
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,960
I don't, yeah.

1241
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:51,800
I'm worried.

1242
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,620
I'm concerned.

1243
00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:57,040
I think it's a very, very, very, very, very simple way

1244
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,040
to do it.

1245
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,040
I should have put it as collection.

1246
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:00,880
Really?

1247
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:01,700
No.

1248
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:02,540
Why?

1249
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:05,960
Just buy it, download it, pre-download, cushy.

1250
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,160
When the game turns up, sell the game.

1251
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,000
What do you need the game for?

1252
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,700
Because it's an odd case, isn't it?

1253
00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:11,760
What do you mean?

1254
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,560
The game isn't there.

1255
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:16,400
What do you mean?

1256
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,220
There's no game?

1257
00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:18,060
There's no disc.

1258
00:39:18,060 --> 00:39:19,480
It's just a hard case, isn't it?

1259
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:20,320
There's no disc.

1260
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,160
I don't know.

1261
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:21,980
We spoke about this.

1262
00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:22,820
Did we?

1263
00:39:22,820 --> 00:39:24,160
Yes, because it was one of the things people were whinging

1264
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,000
about.

1265
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:25,820
There's no disc.

1266
00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:26,660
It's digital.

1267
00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:28,240
We'll just sell the disc, the digital disc thing then.

1268
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,080
The digital case.

1269
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,560
No, no, it's mine.

1270
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,560
But yeah, but then it turns up the day after then.

1271
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:34,400
Oh.

1272
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,000
This is what Mark suggested.

1273
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,760
And I think Steph suggested it as well.

1274
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,280
I don't like this idea.

1275
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,120
I don't like this.

1276
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:41,960
I shouldn't have to.

1277
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,720
I shouldn't have to spend another 70 bones.

1278
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,200
Which you don't forget that it's coming up to Christmas

1279
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,800
and you know what the postage gets like this time of year.

1280
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:49,760
All the strikes.

1281
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,280
Yeah, you're doubling trouble, son.

1282
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,920
You're doubling trouble.

1283
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:54,880
I'm fucked, didn't I?

1284
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,720
Yeah, we're proper fucked.

1285
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,540
I'm fucked.

1286
00:39:56,540 --> 00:39:57,380
Proper fucked.

1287
00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:58,800
And it's going to be, what's the,

1288
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,000
it's not Hermes anymore, is it?

1289
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:00,840
It's...

1290
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,680
I don't know.

1291
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,280
Every, yeah, they rebranded themselves.

1292
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,120
They're still wanked.

1293
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:07,960
Because they had such a bad reputation.

1294
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1295
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:13,440
So if it's them, oh fuck it, I'll throw it in the bin.

1296
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:14,760
Because it'll be fucked.

1297
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,700
It won't turn up.

1298
00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:18,460
What was we talking about?

1299
00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:20,440
There was actually a point to this whole fiasco.

1300
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,160
Yeah, he said they emailed you or something.

1301
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,280
God of War ebbs ever closer.

1302
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,320
And you have a theory.

1303
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,160
I have a theory.

1304
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,660
When does it come out, by the way?

1305
00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:28,500
On the 9th.

1306
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,280
Right.

1307
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,360
It comes out on the 9th.

1308
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,840
That's crazy close.

1309
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:35,680
9th of November.

1310
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:36,640
That's scary.

1311
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,240
That's really scary because they're not being funny, mate.

1312
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,840
But a week today.

1313
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:41,680
On a Wednesday.

1314
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,400
Yeah, a week today is gonna be the fourth.

1315
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:46,680
Yeah.

1316
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:47,880
And that's very close.

1317
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:49,960
That means...

1318
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:52,560
Well, yeah.

1319
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,480
9th of November.

1320
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,240
That means it was two weeks this Wednesday.

1321
00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:58,200
If you're listening, Martin,

1322
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,440
which I'm almost certain you aren't.

1323
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,280
He's not.

1324
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,200
He definitely isn't.

1325
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,000
But on the very off chance that he is.

1326
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:04,840
He's not.

1327
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,080
I might phone in sick that day.

1328
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,520
Don't tell him.

1329
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,520
And just not be here.

1330
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,360
Well, it'd be a waste of time

1331
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,560
because your game won't be turning up.

1332
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,400
Yeah.

1333
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,220
Right.

1334
00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:16,060
You got a theory.

1335
00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:16,900
Go on.

1336
00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:17,720
Give us the theory.

1337
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:18,560
Actually, sorry.

1338
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,400
One more.

1339
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,160
If I do what you do and I buy it,

1340
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,480
I don't actually have to open the box.

1341
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,760
That like the collector's edition.

1342
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,120
I could keep that for a year.

1343
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,940
Sell it on for some serious dough.

1344
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:31,800
What you want about?

1345
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,880
But I want that hammer.

1346
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,680
What happened to that yop naffing?

1347
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:35,880
Did you not get that in the end?

1348
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,040
No, I got the collectors, didn't I?

1349
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,880
We had a whole podcast about it.

1350
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,320
Where I sat here and I complained and I cried

1351
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:45,480
and I winced and I bitched and I puffed and I puffed.

1352
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,640
Was it the collector's edition

1353
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,200
that you still weren't sure that you got though?

1354
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,200
No, I got the collectors.

1355
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,040
I've got it.

1356
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,800
Was it not the yop naff edition you thought you got,

1357
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,440
but you wasn't sure so you bought the collector's edition

1358
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,280
just to be...

1359
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,280
No, no, the other way around.

1360
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,380
I've got the collector's edition,

1361
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:58,500
but I want to get the yop naff edition.

1362
00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,880
So I'm trying to get both of them.

1363
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,720
That's why I've got it shortcut on my phone.

1364
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:07,280
So if it comes out, I'm going to try and get one.

1365
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,400
What's your theory?

1366
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:13,360
I think, and this has come from nowhere.

1367
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,920
It was just, you know, when you're driving

1368
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,800
and you ain't got a lot to do.

1369
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,960
Why are you going to press that button?

1370
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,880
I'm just hovering over the bullshit button

1371
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:20,720
for this theory.

1372
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:21,560
Why?

1373
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:22,520
You know, you're going to bullshit a theory.

1374
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:23,360
It's a theory.

1375
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:24,200
It's got no substance to it.

1376
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,200
It's just something that I've thought of.

1377
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,400
You can't bullshit a theory.

1378
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,400
You're a singular or is there a collective?

1379
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,240
No, me.

1380
00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,080
Just you.

1381
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:31,920
I was driving.

1382
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,480
I was thinking about nothingness and this went

1383
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:39,480
in my head and I was like, oh, that's interesting thought.

1384
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:40,600
Right.

1385
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,440
Yeah.

1386
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,280
Go on.

1387
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,760
So I think they're going to do something

1388
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,520
a bit freaky with this game.

1389
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,760
I think, I think there's going to be like a major thing.

1390
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:50,600
Switch up.

1391
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,000
You think there's something that they're hiding?

1392
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,840
Yeah, massively.

1393
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,800
And I just think there's something so,

1394
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,960
everything I've seen is just, yeah, it looks like God of War.

1395
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,160
Yeah. It looks too samey.

1396
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,000
Yeah.

1397
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:06,000
It's good, but it's, I think I've got a sneaking suspicion

1398
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,360
that something might happen to Kratos.

1399
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,720
But the, but the reviews, the pre-reviews already in,

1400
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,240
well, previews, not reviews.

1401
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:15,200
Yeah. Previews.

1402
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,280
Yeah. So yeah, but they can't say anything.

1403
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,840
They can't say shit.

1404
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,360
Yeah. But there are a lot of media out there.

1405
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,880
You reckon someone wouldn't have leaked it?

1406
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,200
Yeah, probably have, but you try and stay away from leaks

1407
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,440
and spoilers, didn't you?

1408
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,920
I'll tell you what I keep having to avoid

1409
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,040
is the fight between him and Thor.

1410
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,520
I ain't seen nothing.

1411
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:36,480
Someone's leaked the entire fight and it keeps coming up.

1412
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,640
I haven't, I've seen maybe 0.5 of a second.

1413
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,600
Is this on TikTok?

1414
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,600
Yeah. Stop it. Stop watching TikTok.

1415
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,680
Delete the fucking thing.

1416
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:44,520
This is, it's pointless.

1417
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:45,880
No, no, I just skip through it.

1418
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,240
I just scroll through it.

1419
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:48,960
No, cause one of these days you're gonna go,

1420
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,120
you're gonna skip and it's gonna go, four kills Kratos.

1421
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,120
And it'll be like, it'll just see it and you'll see it

1422
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,680
and you won't be able to unsee it and it's done.

1423
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,440
I can't, I can't get rid of the TikTok

1424
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,520
because my handle is Screwfix.

1425
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,360
So when Screwfix decide they wanna have a TikTok,

1426
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,840
they'll have to pay me for the account.

1427
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:06,680
Oh.

1428
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,520
Yeah.

1429
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,040
You haven't got to get rid of it.

1430
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,640
Just uninstall it from your phone.

1431
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,960
No, cause it's handy, man.

1432
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:12,800
Screwfix.

1433
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,400
It's handy.

1434
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,040
I tried to get like, Steele or Husqvarna,

1435
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,400
but they were taken.

1436
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,240
Fucking Screwfix.

1437
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:23,040
It's only because I was, I can't remember the video,

1438
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,160
but on the comment section,

1439
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,920
people had started changing their names

1440
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:30,040
to like Jack Daniels and like all these other companies

1441
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,720
that hadn't claimed the TikTok yet.

1442
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:34,680
So I thought, ah, at first I tried Asda's

1443
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:35,800
that was already claimed.

1444
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:36,640
Asda's.

1445
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:37,480
It was already.

1446
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,240
That would have been my go-to and all.

1447
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,080
I love Asda's.

1448
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,520
I tried Halfords, but it was gone.

1449
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,240
The Screwfix, Screwfix wasn't there.

1450
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,080
I could have that.

1451
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:45,920
So I took it.

1452
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,920
I changed my profile picture to Screwfix.

1453
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,920
I deleted all the fart videos.

1454
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,800
So now when people follow me and what I do is if I-

1455
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:53,960
You've got Screwfix's logo.

1456
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:54,800
Yeah, yeah.

1457
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:55,640
I don't know if that's why.

1458
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,280
But if I come across vid, like DIY videos,

1459
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,120
I comment on them.

1460
00:44:59,120 --> 00:44:59,960
Why?

1461
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,240
Cause they think that Screwfix have noticed them.

1462
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,360
If you ever get a comment on your TikTok

1463
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:11,200
and it's from Screwfix.

1464
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,000
I haven't got TikTok for fuck's sake.

1465
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,600
No, I'm talking to the wider audience.

1466
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:15,440
That's fantastic.

1467
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,280
It ain't Screwfix.

1468
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,120
It's me.

1469
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,640
If you can't follow Screwfix on TikTok.

1470
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:20,880
Oh my God.

1471
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,320
Yeah, that's Screwfix.

1472
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,680
I mean, it's hilarious.

1473
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:24,520
Yeah.

1474
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,080
Fucking hilarious.

1475
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:26,920
If I'm perfectly honest with you.

1476
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:27,760
See, look.

1477
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,440
It's just Screwfix at screwfix.com.

1478
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:37,560
Jesus Christ, man.

1479
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,000
I'm waiting for my blue tick.

1480
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,480
Yeah, I think they're gonna get a fucking letter.

1481
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,320
So when someone fucks up-

1482
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:43,400
You're gonna get sued, mate.

1483
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,840
Someone fucks up at TikTok and goes,

1484
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:45,680
oh, he's a company.

1485
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:46,520
We'll give him blue tick.

1486
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,520
You're pretending to be Screwfix.

1487
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,360
Yeah.

1488
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,200
You've got Screwfix's logo.

1489
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,120
It's great.

1490
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:51,960
It's hilarious.

1491
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,560
I'm gonna go for cathedral city next.

1492
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:55,560
Fucks sake.

1493
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:00,600
That's great.

1494
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,240
So yeah, I can't get rid of it

1495
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:04,280
in case I get a message, like a DM,

1496
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,680
and they go, look, we're trying to buy this.

1497
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,880
What was that?

1498
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,320
That was not a fart.

1499
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,640
It sounded like you opened a can of coke.

1500
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,080
I don't know why it sounded like that.

1501
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:13,920
What was that?

1502
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,120
That's what I call a love puff.

1503
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,920
You just sharted into the mic.

1504
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:20,080
No, that didn't sound like that at all.

1505
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:20,920
It sounded like you opened a can of coke.

1506
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,760
It sounded like you opened up a tinny.

1507
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,400
Well, I opened up my ass.

1508
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,280
That's what happened.

1509
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,680
Fucks sake.

1510
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,480
So your theory is that there's something,

1511
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:32,320
there's something big in the world.

1512
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:33,920
Something fruit is in the looms, mate.

1513
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:38,320
There's no, I just feel like what I'm seeing is very like,

1514
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,840
well, yeah, like you say, it's the same.

1515
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:40,680
It's cut and dry.

1516
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,400
It seems very God of War.

1517
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,440
There's more to it, man.

1518
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,560
Like Metal Gear Solid 2, there was like,

1519
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,320
yeah, look, Solid Snake on a boat.

1520
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,720
Oh, look, Solid Snake on a boat.

1521
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,360
Oh, by the way, you don't play as Solid Snake

1522
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,200
for the entire game or what?

1523
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,320
I think, yeah, maybe,

1524
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:57,960
well, no, because you seem too much game play of it.

1525
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,320
I was about to say, maybe you play more

1526
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,960
as Atreus than you do.

1527
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,520
Easily, easily could be the thing is what I'm thinking.

1528
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,760
Or like you say, there's a massive thing in the story

1529
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:10,120
that has given it like the push to it

1530
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,480
for it being like 10 out of 10.

1531
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:16,040
Or maybe you switch, now, how about this?

1532
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,400
How about this?

1533
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,600
Maybe you play as Thor for quite a bit.

1534
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:22,760
You think it makes sense.

1535
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,800
If you throw, Carlos's axe, you throw Thor's hammer.

1536
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,240
It's the same thing.

1537
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,960
You press that button, it comes back to your hand.

1538
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:30,920
It's the perfect.

1539
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:31,920
That would be a perfect transition.

1540
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,240
Imagine they're fighting.

1541
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:34,080
They're fighting, yeah,

1542
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,120
and this ain't sport, it's a spec collection.

1543
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,160
And we've all seen the clip where they do throw,

1544
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,800
he throws the Leviathan and he throws his hammer

1545
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:42,640
and they hit each other.

1546
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,040
Imagine you're playing as Thor, yeah,

1547
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,520
and it's your POV or whatever.

1548
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,200
And he throws it and they both clang.

1549
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,760
And like you just said, as they pull away,

1550
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,400
it pulls away, but the camera pans around to four

1551
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,520
and you're now four.

1552
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,800
And then it swaps in and then you're in gameplay.

1553
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,720
And you're this big chunky god.

1554
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:01,880
You've got to fucking smack the shit out of Kratos.

1555
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,080
It makes you smack the shit out of him.

1556
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,160
Decapitate him.

1557
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,000
His arms are gone.

1558
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:06,840
All right, all right.

1559
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:07,800
Legs are cut off.

1560
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,600
Atreus is crying in the corner.

1561
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,640
Bang, smack him down with the hammer.

1562
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:15,760
Kratos head, smash.

1563
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,000
That could be a good little twist.

1564
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,040
Just a theory.

1565
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:22,240
But yeah, that throwing, that's a perfect transition.

1566
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,040
That would be a perfect transition.

1567
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,840
Yeah, and you know.

1568
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,280
Santa Monica Studios.

1569
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,480
If that isn't what's happening, then yeah,

1570
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:30,520
why isn't it happening?

1571
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:31,960
Now I wanna know why it's not happening.

1572
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:33,800
That would be such, if that was a thing,

1573
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,960
if that's like something to happen,

1574
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,880
that would be such a cool transition

1575
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,160
that no one would expect.

1576
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,800
You're fighting as Kratos for halfway through the fight.

1577
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,840
And then you do that scene and then switch round.

1578
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,240
Halfway through the game, bang.

1579
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:48,800
You think, oh, this might be the end of the game fight.

1580
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:49,640
It's like, what the fuck?

1581
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,360
Like, oh, mental.

1582
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,520
And now that's not gonna happen

1583
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:54,440
and it's gonna be depressing

1584
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,240
because we'll both be doing that fight going,

1585
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:58,360
this should have happened a different way.

1586
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,400
But no, I don't know why I had this feeling.

1587
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,680
I just felt like what I've seen in Mixers,

1588
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:03,880
I am excited for it.

1589
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,520
It's one of my favourite games of all time.

1590
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,480
They have not brought out the Collector's Edition

1591
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,160
and the Jotnar Edition with the hammer in it

1592
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,960
without there being something to do

1593
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,440
with you using that fucking hammer.

1594
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:17,520
Yeah, well, either if it is Kratos or Thor.

1595
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:18,520
There has to be something.

1596
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,160
I just feel there's something more to it, man.

1597
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,120
I really just don't see you playing as Kratos

1598
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:22,960
for the whole thing.

1599
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:23,800
I think Sam's channel.

1600
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:24,640
No, I don't think you will.

1601
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:29,240
I think you will play as a Traos for a bit.

1602
00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:33,160
And yeah, I reckon there'll be a decent swap over to Thor.

1603
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:37,160
And maybe it'll do the old Last of Us switch around

1604
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,680
where you realise that Kratos is actually the evil one.

1605
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,800
Well, he's never been a good guy, let's be real.

1606
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,200
No, this is true.

1607
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,040
Yeah, I don't know.

1608
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:44,880
I'm excited for it.

1609
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,080
I'm looking forward to that.

1610
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:46,920
That's great.

1611
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:47,760
What a little twist that'll be.

1612
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,480
But yeah, if it comes out, then we're fucking geniuses.

1613
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,600
Yeah, you've heard it here first.

1614
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,160
You've heard it here first on the pod.

1615
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,000
You're welcome.

1616
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,160
Delicious.

1617
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,880
Sorry, I, oh, yeah.

1618
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,360
Sorry, I got completely swept up there

1619
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,600
while I was answering socials.

1620
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:08,440
Sorry.

1621
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:12,120
What did you think of the House of the Dragon finale?

1622
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,960
I am gonna go out on a limb and say I wanted more.

1623
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,400
Spoilers.

1624
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,240
Oh, yeah.

1625
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:19,840
You're getting good at this, isn't you, the spoiler tag?

1626
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:20,760
It's me that's slipping.

1627
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:24,080
If you haven't seen the House of the Dragon finale,

1628
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:25,920
I didn't actually realise it was the finale.

1629
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,680
When it was over, I said to Steph,

1630
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:28,760
I was like, I can't wait for next week.

1631
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,240
And she looked at me, she was like, that's it, you thicco.

1632
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:33,480
Got to wait two years for the next lot of fucking hell.

1633
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,920
So now I'm in it, Game of Thrones,

1634
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,120
when that first come out and the first season was done

1635
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,600
and everyone had to wait 10 fucking years

1636
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:41,440
for the next season.

1637
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:42,280
Welcome, it's cosy.

1638
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,480
And they were angry, now I'm here.

1639
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,160
I'm with that and it's the same with Rings of Power

1640
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,120
because that's over as well.

1641
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:47,120
Yes, a long wait.

1642
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,800
That was a mediocre finale, by the way.

1643
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,040
But we won't get into it.

1644
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,560
Yeah, spoilers for House of the Dragon.

1645
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,120
Don't listen to this section.

1646
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,360
Just give us your money and fuck off

1647
00:50:58,360 --> 00:50:59,720
for the rest of this podcast.

1648
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:01,560
Come back next week.

1649
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:02,960
You thought you wanted more?

1650
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:03,800
I wanted more.

1651
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:04,640
I agree.

1652
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,200
I was wanting more.

1653
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,000
I, their track record with finales

1654
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:14,360
and just average show in general tends to be more.

1655
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,200
It was good though.

1656
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,040
Action packed.

1657
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,080
I wasn't expecting that.

1658
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:18,920
Well, I sort of was,

1659
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,080
but not his dragon being chomped enough.

1660
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,440
What I was expecting.

1661
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,280
Spoilers.

1662
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:29,280
Was, cos Jem was like, he's gonna die, he's gonna die.

1663
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,760
I was like, no, he fucking ain't.

1664
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,280
I'll tell you what's happening, Jem.

1665
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,560
He's going through the clouds.

1666
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:34,400
He's gonna come along.

1667
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:35,600
And he's gonna catch him.

1668
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,720
No, and then Damon's gonna turn up

1669
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,120
on that big fucking dragon and go,

1670
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,520
you think you've got a big dragon dickhead?

1671
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,120
Look at the size of this one.

1672
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:45,280
Yeah, but you know, Damon's that massive dragon.

1673
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,160
Cos I thought that was a cool little scene

1674
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:49,760
that he went in there singing.

1675
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,080
And I feel like a lot of people

1676
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,840
may have slept on that one

1677
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:57,240
and got caught in the moment of the old dragon fight.

1678
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,240
I think it shows a lot

1679
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,600
that they couldn't control their dragons.

1680
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,400
I think that's gonna be a little.

1681
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,880
That's not his dragon though.

1682
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,360
No, it is, he's claimed it.

1683
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,880
No, the Damon's one, he's gone to see.

1684
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:10,720
No, I know Damon has.

1685
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:11,660
I'm talking about,

1686
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:14,720
Eggon, is it Eggon?

1687
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:16,320
I don't know, that one.

1688
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,760
Those two fuckers, the sons.

1689
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:19,920
They're their dragons.

1690
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,160
But obviously their dragons refuse to listen to them.

1691
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:23,160
I know that part.

1692
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:28,160
But yeah, the dragon that Damon has gone to

1693
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:29,880
isn't the biggest dragon.

1694
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:30,960
He's one of the biggest.

1695
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,320
Yeah, the biggest is the cannibal.

1696
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:33,880
I think it's the biggest that he can get.

1697
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,840
The biggest is the cannibal.

1698
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:36,680
That's what it's called.

1699
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:37,720
Oh, it's the video on the biggest dragon.

1700
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,560
Is that the one that's dead?

1701
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:40,400
It's the one that's dead, isn't it?

1702
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,640
No.

1703
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,480
Cos Steph got a chart up of all the dragons.

1704
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,800
And Drogon's like tiny compared to all the others.

1705
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:48,640
Proper, did he?

1706
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:49,480
They're all small.

1707
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:51,440
Yeah, I agree with you.

1708
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:52,280
I think.

1709
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,200
The black dread is quite big,

1710
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,040
but even that's too small for him.

1711
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,000
I reckon Damon's gonna come out of the sky

1712
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,200
and that dragon will save him and then.

1713
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,800
Well yeah, cos they did that thing

1714
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,800
where he's like flying and then the other dude

1715
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,120
flying above him on the bigger dragon,

1716
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,840
you're like wow, that's huge.

1717
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:07,760
And then I thought Damon was gonna come and go.

1718
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,480
Yeah, he's a fucking bigger one.

1719
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,040
That's not a dragon, this is a dragon.

1720
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,360
Crocodile Dundee stuff.

1721
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:13,600
Yeah, snap its neck off.

1722
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,720
Yeah, but no, turns out he just got munched

1723
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:17,560
and then he was like, oh, maybe I shouldn't have chased him.

1724
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:18,920
And it was a gory one as well.

1725
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,120
I know it was zoomed out a bit,

1726
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,560
but it was a bit of a gory scene

1727
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,160
cos that dragon pretty much exploded in its mouth.

1728
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,200
Maybe I shouldn't have chased him after all.

1729
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,320
What's he got in his eye?

1730
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:29,160
What do you mean?

1731
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,600
Why's he got a blue gem in his eye or something?

1732
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:31,440
It was all like glistening and stuff.

1733
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:32,880
No, cos his eye was all fucked up.

1734
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,240
Yeah, but why is his eye like,

1735
00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:35,520
he's got a stone in there or something.

1736
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,920
Yeah, he probably put a little cap over it.

1737
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:38,320
I think he's got a dragon's eye in there.

1738
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,280
Steph reckons he looks better without the eye patch

1739
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,120
and I agree.

1740
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,160
He's out of Last Kingdom

1741
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,000
and I can't get over the fact that he's from Last Kingdom.

1742
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,200
Have you seen him?

1743
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,280
He's a little kid in Last Kingdom.

1744
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:47,840
Without any makeup or anything on.

1745
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,600
I know what he looks like from Last Kingdom.

1746
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:50,480
So strange.

1747
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:51,520
He's an odd looking fella.

1748
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,360
Yeah, it's so strange.

1749
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,080
Very chiseled jaw line, very pointy.

1750
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:54,920
Very pursed lips.

1751
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,720
He looks like a male witch.

1752
00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:59,360
Yeah, like something Roald Dahl would make.

1753
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,920
Yeah, probably like a pumpkin patch or something.

1754
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,800
Yeah, strange looking motherfucker.

1755
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,000
Perfect for Halloween.

1756
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:06,840
Yeah.

1757
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:07,760
Cos he looks odd.

1758
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:08,600
Scary odd.

1759
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:09,720
Not even handsome odd.

1760
00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:10,560
He's just weird.

1761
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,120
He's a powerful, he's gonna be a powerful character.

1762
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,480
I can't wait to see him and Damon.

1763
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:14,520
I don't think he's powerful.

1764
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,840
I reckon he's a pussy old.

1765
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,560
Nah, but Damon's gonna have him.

1766
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,760
They're gonna have some cool fights with him.

1767
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,640
Yeah, they're gonna have some fat off little fight.

1768
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:23,480
I don't-

1769
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:24,720
Powerful jaw line, I respect him.

1770
00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:28,920
I don't think, if Damon comes out of nowhere

1771
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:32,320
and saves whatever his fucking name is,

1772
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,760
if those two dragons begin to fight,

1773
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,320
I think it will be an anti-climactic fight.

1774
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:39,920
I don't think he's saving anyone, bro.

1775
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,600
He's ripped, that kid's gone, he's dead.

1776
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,360
No, I reckon he's saving him.

1777
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,200
What?

1778
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:46,160
He's been eaten by the dragon.

1779
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:47,560
The dragon chopped his dragon in half

1780
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:48,480
and he fell through the sky.

1781
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,800
Yeah, I reckon Damon is in the sky.

1782
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:51,880
He's gonna swoop in.

1783
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,640
Like the eagles, the eagles in Lord of the Rings.

1784
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,000
No way, man.

1785
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,840
No, I reckon that's, he's gonna swoop in.

1786
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,040
I think season two opens with Damon flying along

1787
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,760
and that kid going, ah, boom.

1788
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:02,600
Yeah.

1789
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:03,440
No, he'll be dead.

1790
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:04,520
No one ain't catching anyone.

1791
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:05,360
No, I reckon he's catching him.

1792
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,120
Be naive yourself.

1793
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:08,560
We'll see, we'll see.

1794
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:09,400
Yeah, we will.

1795
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,000
In 17 years, when it comes out-

1796
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:11,840
Forget all about it.

1797
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:12,920
You're dead.

1798
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,040
Podcast won't exist by then anyway.

1799
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:18,600
Yeah, when it comes out, I reckon that'll be,

1800
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:19,840
that'll be how it plays out

1801
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,000
or they will just stick to their roots

1802
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,560
and people will start dying.

1803
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,120
He's dead, he's dead, bro.

1804
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,160
No, I don't reckon he's dead.

1805
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,640
I reckon it's too cut and dry for him

1806
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:28,480
to just be dead.

1807
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,680
No, it's all this shit.

1808
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:31,320
This is what starts all the wars, man.

1809
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,600
Cause she's like, I don't want to go to war.

1810
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,800
I didn't want to get, the men are trying to make me go to war.

1811
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:36,840
I will not go to war.

1812
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,080
Oh wait, no, what the fuck am I saying?

1813
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:39,920
What the fuck am I saying?

1814
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,440
I don't know what you're saying, to be honest with you.

1815
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:43,040
What was the very end?

1816
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,120
Yeah, she's going to war now.

1817
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:45,720
No, what was the very end?

1818
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:48,040
It was Damon going and telling her.

1819
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:48,880
Yeah.

1820
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,160
So what am I saying?

1821
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,440
He's obviously not gonna swoop in and save him.

1822
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:53,280
Exactly.

1823
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,560
Cause he broke the news.

1824
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:56,560
What am I on about?

1825
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:57,920
Shut the fuck up, Lyndon.

1826
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,840
Unless he's telling her, he nearly died, but I caught him.

1827
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:01,680
And he's in the kitchen.

1828
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:02,520
I got him.

1829
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,000
He's in the kitchen having a cheese and onion sandwich.

1830
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,600
Yeah, he's in wheelchair, but he's-

1831
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:06,920
But they tried to kill him, so let's go to war.

1832
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:07,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1833
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,280
It just turns him a little bit upset.

1834
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:10,120
Yeah.

1835
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:10,960
Either that or he's got in there and just said,

1836
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,280
look, like you did that time,

1837
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,720
I've gone in your sweet jaw and I've eaten your Easter egg.

1838
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:15,560
And she's like, what?

1839
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,080
Yeah, what, my Easter egg.

1840
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:18,320
She's actually angry with him.

1841
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:20,840
My Cadbury mini eggs Easter egg.

1842
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,000
Yeah, that's took it too far, isn't it?

1843
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:22,840
You motherfucker.

1844
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:26,760
To be fair, I don't think they want to speak in terms of,

1845
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,600
anyway, he started choking her out and that, all angry.

1846
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:28,440
He did get proper angry, didn't he?

1847
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:29,280
Yeah.

1848
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:30,120
Yeah.

1849
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,680
She was like, oh, you don't know about the dream, you idiot.

1850
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:32,600
And he was like bitch.

1851
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:33,440
And then he turned it into Cain.

1852
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:34,760
He was like choke slamming and shit.

1853
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,880
He was like, this is John Cena.

1854
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,480
Dun, dun, dun, dun.

1855
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:42,760
Yeah, it was a bit of a rough scene.

1856
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,680
That weren't the roughest scene, no, was it?

1857
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,080
I couldn't watch that, bro.

1858
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:48,920
No?

1859
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,360
No, the baby being born, bro.

1860
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:52,200
You couldn't do it?

1861
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,800
Oh man, I couldn't.

1862
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,400
Jim always wanted me to turn it off.

1863
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:56,240
It was disgusting.

1864
00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:57,080
It was odd.

1865
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,240
The way it went on the floor.

1866
00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:01,400
It was just like, come on, man, that's dark.

1867
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,160
Yeah, if you didn't think that the baby was dead,

1868
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,000
it definitely was after that slam to the head.

1869
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:05,840
That was dark, bro.

1870
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:06,680
Straight on the floor.

1871
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:07,520
I don't watch that shit.

1872
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,400
It was grim.

1873
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:09,320
It was grim.

1874
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:12,760
But no, season as a whole, what we're saying,

1875
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,800
I think it's phenomenal.

1876
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:15,760
I give it an A.

1877
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:18,680
It's not an S.

1878
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:19,760
It's an A plus.

1879
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:21,400
I give it an A, yeah, I'll go with A plus.

1880
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,240
It is good.

1881
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:23,160
It is fucking good.

1882
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,320
S minus.

1883
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:28,880
I think it's outshone Rings of Power

1884
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,520
purely for the fact that it's a lot more engaging

1885
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:35,040
per episode, where you watch every episode

1886
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,760
and there's something going on.

1887
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,520
Whereas in Rings of Power, there was a massive,

1888
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:42,160
massive buildup and the season finale.

1889
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:49,920
It was decent, but it wasn't incredible.

1890
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:50,760
You know what I mean?

1891
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:51,840
You sort of felt like you was like,

1892
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,640
well, I've just fucking spent seven hours

1893
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,400
building up to this.

1894
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,240
And it wasn't worth the seven hours.

1895
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:02,920
I don't get what House of Dragons and Game of Thrones do

1896
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:07,920
because most TV shows and films and that,

1897
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,520
if there's too much of that nonsense,

1898
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:10,760
all the talking and all that, I'm like,

1899
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:11,840
I don't do say.

1900
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:12,680
Yeah, yeah.

1901
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,800
For some reason, House of Dragons and Game of Thrones,

1902
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,680
you get well involved in the politics.

1903
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:18,520
Yeah, because there's no-

1904
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:19,360
It's interesting.

1905
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:23,760
Because, because there's no filters with it.

1906
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:24,600
Yeah, I suppose.

1907
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:28,440
He's fucking his sister, who's also shagging her cousin,

1908
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,160
who's also doing the dog.

1909
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:31,000
You know what I mean?

1910
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,640
There's all sorts of this weird shit going on

1911
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,360
that doesn't happen.

1912
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,560
It's so strange it doesn't happen in today's day and age.

1913
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,200
So you see this stuff going on, you're like,

1914
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,280
oh, that's fucking, that's juicy, that is.

1915
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:43,320
That's weird.

1916
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,160
This is weird, I'm invested in this.

1917
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,280
Because you would, because you would.

1918
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:49,480
It's very strange.

1919
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,000
And then even just trying to figure out

1920
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,200
everyone's fucking name,

1921
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,520
because they're all named the same thing.

1922
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:54,360
That's the hardest part.

1923
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,160
Yeah, I need a chart.

1924
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:57,960
Yeah, you get caught up in all the politics

1925
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:59,720
and you're like, you're enthralled by it.

1926
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:01,000
Who's doing this, who's doing that?

1927
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,080
Oh, that's naughty, he's just gone and told him that

1928
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,520
when he was, I thought he was wanking off over feet.

1929
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:06,360
Look at that weirdo.

1930
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:07,200
Oh, shit, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1931
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,280
Shout out, Matt.

1932
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:12,080
He's only down the road.

1933
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:15,080
Yeah, it's good.

1934
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,920
I like it, I'm excited for the next season.

1935
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,000
I think it will be good.

1936
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,200
The Funko Pops are already starting to come out

1937
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:21,720
in their fucking thousands.

1938
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:24,280
I won't bother buying any yet.

1939
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:25,400
I'll wait a little bit.

1940
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,760
No, we'll get myself a Damon one, I think he's cool.

1941
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,840
Yeah, I'll wait for him to come into Nerdbase again.

1942
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,680
Shout out Nerdbase, sponsor us.

1943
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,800
No, no, no, they don't care about us.

1944
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:36,200
No, no, no, they don't, bless them.

1945
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:37,720
They don't give a fuck about us.

1946
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,120
They do when they want me to pop down there

1947
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:42,840
and buy a fucking, excuse me, Darth Vader.

1948
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:47,840
Just Darth Vader.

1949
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,840
You can't remember the name of it, can you?

1950
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:53,160
Mustafar edition.

1951
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:56,480
Yeah, you got that.

1952
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:59,120
That was the Funko, wasn't it?

1953
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,800
And they got all weird about it.

1954
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,120
They didn't get weird about it.

1955
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,640
No, they just didn't want you in there.

1956
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:06,480
Who didn't?

1957
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,040
They're not very inviting, I thought.

1958
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:09,880
Because they're nerds, bro.

1959
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,480
They're uncomfortable, they're socially awkward.

1960
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,240
We're nerds as well, and we are socially awkward.

1961
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,600
Well, no, not as awkward as them.

1962
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:16,760
They're like real nerds.

1963
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:20,640
I'm a nerd that you go, oh, look at that chav.

1964
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:21,720
Look at that grown man.

1965
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:22,560
That football hood.

1966
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,720
Yeah, look at that geezer that clearly doesn't play

1967
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,480
computer games or do anything nerdy.

1968
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaking of football hood.

1969
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:28,960
In reality, I'm a massive nerd.

1970
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,000
Shall we go over to our little quiz?

1971
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,400
Is that what's next?

1972
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,360
I think it is, and then it's what we played.

1973
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:35,440
God almighty.

1974
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:36,680
You got the quiz up.

1975
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,160
Ooh, ooh.

1976
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:43,320
I won last week's quiz, it's my only win so far.

1977
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:47,120
I need to win this quiz and next week's quiz

1978
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,240
just to break even, and then we've got to do

1979
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:50,480
another quiz after that.

1980
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:54,640
So if I lose this quiz, then it's pizza's a go-go.

1981
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:57,880
But if I win this quiz, there's still hope yet.

1982
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:58,720
But I'll just want it.

1983
01:00:58,720 --> 01:00:59,560
It's quite the comeback, isn't it?

1984
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:02,480
I just want it noted that I got 10 out of 10 last week.

1985
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:03,960
And I should have, I fucked up.

1986
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:04,880
Yeah.

1987
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:05,720
But that's cool.

1988
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,240
And you're gonna fuck this one up as well,

1989
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:08,080
and I'm gonna fuck that one up.

1990
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,840
I'm gonna, this is gonna be awful for me.

1991
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,320
Yeah, it's gonna be awful for both of us,

1992
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,080
which is good because then it'll be a real test

1993
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:16,480
of who's gonna, now I did the quiz first last week.

1994
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,440
Yeah, go on, I'm genuinely nervous for this.

1995
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:20,480
Oh, you want me to do this quiz?

1996
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:21,320
Yeah, it's fine.

1997
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:22,140
Right.

1998
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,220
Ash is a massive West Ham supporter.

1999
01:01:26,220 --> 01:01:28,080
You might know him for some of his songs.

2000
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:29,960
We're about to find out how not massive

2001
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:31,600
of a fan I am. Yeah, rice rice baby.

2002
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,280
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

2003
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:34,600
And I'm sure there's a couple of people

2004
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,720
that listen to this that are also West Ham fans.

2005
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,480
So this should be engaging for the listener.

2006
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:41,460
Right.

2007
01:01:41,460 --> 01:01:45,760
Now, it is about West Ham's history.

2008
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,600
Now my problem with this is I'm really bad at dates.

2009
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,400
I'm really bad at remembering numbers,

2010
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:53,040
and football has a lot of dates and a lot of numbers.

2011
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,040
Yeah, the first question is entirely numbers.

2012
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:57,400
Yeah, and you tend to play a lot of football matches

2013
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:59,480
against the same teams over and over again,

2014
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:01,720
and you also have different score lines against them

2015
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:03,320
all over the place.

2016
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,960
So it's very difficult to remember these things.

2017
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:05,800
Right.

2018
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:07,240
And nonetheless. Which one?

2019
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:08,800
In which year?

2020
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:10,400
Fuck's sake.

2021
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:13,640
Did the club adopt the name West Ham United?

2022
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:20,400
1898, 1899, 1900, 1901.

2023
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:26,560
I need an answer.

2024
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,280
Are you good? What are you doing?

2025
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:30,120
You're just thinking.

2026
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:31,680
Repeat it, repeat the answers.

2027
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:36,680
In 1898, 1899, 1900, 1901.

2028
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:43,360
It's either A or D.

2029
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:44,520
I think it's D.

2030
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,760
I think it's 1901.

2031
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:47,760
Do you want me to go with 1901?

2032
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,960
Yeah, go with 1901.

2033
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,040
Oh my God, it doesn't give me the answers.

2034
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,520
No, you weasel.

2035
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:55,880
I can only apologise.

2036
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:58,040
Well, see it's not that easy, is it?

2037
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:00,320
Right. Well, we'll have to go with it though.

2038
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:01,880
Right, just say it's right.

2039
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:02,960
Okay.

2040
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:03,800
That's annoying though.

2041
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:05,520
Cause there's 15 questions here as well.

2042
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,120
I'll blitz through the last five.

2043
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,760
So how do we know if I've got it right?

2044
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:12,160
Because I'll just blitz through the last five.

2045
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:15,280
I don't understand.

2046
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:16,120
Let's do your quiz.

2047
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,200
Let's do my quiz first.

2048
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:21,480
Oh.

2049
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:22,760
Well, you didn't test this enough.

2050
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:27,160
You won't find out if these questions are right.

2051
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:28,200
Until after.

2052
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:29,880
Until after I've asked you the 10 questions.

2053
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:30,720
So you're with.

2054
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:33,880
Which is absolutely fine

2055
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:37,400
because that's just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes.

2056
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:40,880
So Prince of Persia Sands of Time quiz.

2057
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:42,160
Oh no.

2058
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,400
Okay.

2059
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:46,280
Although this is the movie.

2060
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:49,160
Have you seen the movie?

2061
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:50,240
I have seen the movie.

2062
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:51,080
Okay.

2063
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:51,900
That's good enough for me.

2064
01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:52,880
It was awful.

2065
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:54,920
I remember you saying that actually.

2066
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:56,360
Question one.

2067
01:03:56,360 --> 01:04:00,720
The movie followed a former orphan named Dastin.

2068
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:04,880
He was adopted by the King of Persia due to his character.

2069
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:07,240
In which of these settings?

2070
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:11,400
Fountain, temple, market, king's bedroom.

2071
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:13,840
Market.

2072
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:17,640
Oh yeah, we don't know the answer.

2073
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:18,520
Question two.

2074
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:21,280
15 years after Dastin was adopted,

2075
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:24,920
the Persians decided to attack the city of Alamut.

2076
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:27,200
Alamut was believed to be selling weapons

2077
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,800
to Persia's enemies.

2078
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,920
Dastin decided to disobey orders to attack at dawn.

2079
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,600
By attacking before dawn,

2080
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:37,600
he along with other soldiers captured what gate of the city?

2081
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,840
Western, Eastern, Southern, Northern.

2082
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:42,640
Western.

2083
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,280
After Alamut was captured,

2084
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:47,760
the King of Persia died.

2085
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:49,960
Exactly how did he die?

2086
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:52,700
Poisoned with wine, heat stroke,

2087
01:04:52,700 --> 01:04:55,480
shot with an arrow, burned by a robe.

2088
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,160
Repeat them please.

2089
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:01,600
Poisoned with wine, heat stroke,

2090
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:04,360
shot with an arrow, burned by a robe.

2091
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:08,460
Poison.

2092
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,320
Okay, question four.

2093
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:14,920
Out in the desert, Tamina and Dastin met an entrepreneur

2094
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,720
and a group of men who were indebted to him.

2095
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,220
Because he had saved one of the men's lives,

2096
01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:23,320
what was one of the entrepreneur's activities?

2097
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:24,940
None of these.

2098
01:05:24,940 --> 01:05:28,720
Camel race organizer, ostrich race organizer,

2099
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,680
market vendor of fruit.

2100
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:32,920
What?

2101
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:34,960
What the fucking?

2102
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,480
Ah, fucking hell.

2103
01:05:39,340 --> 01:05:40,740
Camel race geezer.

2104
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:42,600
Question five.

2105
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:43,420
Yeah, this ain't good.

2106
01:05:43,420 --> 01:05:45,480
Tamina and Dastin returned to Alamut

2107
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:47,940
for King Sharimans funeral.

2108
01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:51,680
Whilst there, Dastin talked to his uncle by adoption

2109
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,800
about who's killed Shariman.

2110
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,600
How did Dastin determine that Nizam,

2111
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:59,120
his uncle, killed Shariman?

2112
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:01,560
Nizam's name was the source of the poison.

2113
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:03,520
Wait, he clearly got poisoned then.

2114
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:04,360
Yeah, thank you.

2115
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:05,180
Oh, maybe not.

2116
01:06:05,180 --> 01:06:06,680
Nizam admitted it.

2117
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:08,680
Nizam's hands were burned.

2118
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:11,600
Nizam's name was on the robe that killed Shariman.

2119
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,880
Ah, well I'm gonna have to go with the poison one then,

2120
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:14,800
ain't I?

2121
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,800
Because I fucking picked the poison one earlier.

2122
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,080
If you don't get that.

2123
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:19,800
If I got that one wrong, then I got that one wrong.

2124
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,200
It's great, isn't it?

2125
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:22,040
It's great.

2126
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:25,600
Tamina and Dastin, accompanied by Sesso and Ammar,

2127
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:29,040
traveled to a temple to recover the Dagger of Time,

2128
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:31,280
which had been taken by Nizam.

2129
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:35,520
The dagger was guarded by Hasassin.

2130
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:36,360
Hasassin.

2131
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,400
That is literally what it says.

2132
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:38,240
Hasassin.

2133
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,920
A group of warriors banished from Persia long ago,

2134
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:42,920
but kept alive by Nizam.

2135
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,920
Who killed the Hasassin guarding the dagger?

2136
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,780
Dastin, Ammar, Sesso, Tamina.

2137
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:50,480
Ammar.

2138
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:52,880
I ain't got fucking clue.

2139
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,360
The movie was shit.

2140
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:55,200
Clearly.

2141
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:58,020
Whilst Ammar decoyed the troops

2142
01:06:58,020 --> 01:07:00,120
that were coming to the temple to kill Dastin,

2143
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:04,000
he showed the dagger's power to his brother, Tass, now king.

2144
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,480
How did he do that?

2145
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:08,340
Destroyed his brother's crown, killed Tass,

2146
01:07:08,340 --> 01:07:10,440
killed himself, killed Tamina.

2147
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:12,520
Killed Tass.

2148
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:14,760
Not fucking no.

2149
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:15,600
Question eight.

2150
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:16,440
I don't know.

2151
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,720
Underground in the sand glass chamber,

2152
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,760
Nizim attempted to turn back time

2153
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:24,240
to the moment he saved King Sharuman's life

2154
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,640
when they were kids.

2155
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,680
Dastan stopped him and turned back time.

2156
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:29,320
So what moment?

2157
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:32,560
The first moment Tamina tried to kill him,

2158
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:35,840
the moment he gave the poisoned robe to King Sharuman,

2159
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:37,560
the moment he threw an apple

2160
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,840
at one of the soldiers in the market,

2161
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:41,920
the moment he first held the dagger.

2162
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:46,920
The moment he first held the dagger.

2163
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:50,200
I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion

2164
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,560
that he was killed by a poisoned robe.

2165
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:54,600
By the way, they've just mentioned a poisoned robe.

2166
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:55,880
Oh good.

2167
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:57,040
After the, question nine.

2168
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,080
After the incident in the sand glass chamber,

2169
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:03,120
Dastan revealed Nizim's plot to his family in Alamut.

2170
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:06,120
Nizim tried to kill Dastan, but was not successful.

2171
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:07,680
Who killed Nizim?

2172
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:12,680
Dastan, Tamina, King Sharuman or Tuss?

2173
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:16,600
Tuss, I don't fucking know.

2174
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:17,920
Do you know any of these characters?

2175
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:18,760
No.

2176
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:19,600
No, I ain't got a clue.

2177
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:20,420
It's funny to me.

2178
01:08:20,420 --> 01:08:21,260
Question 10, last one.

2179
01:08:21,260 --> 01:08:22,100
Yeah, thank God.

2180
01:08:22,100 --> 01:08:24,200
After Nizim was killed,

2181
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,280
Tuss proposed a marriage between Dastan and Tamina.

2182
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:29,240
Dastan then went and kneeled to Tamina

2183
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,400
and gave her the dagger of time as a gift.

2184
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:33,000
How did she react?

2185
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,040
She was angered.

2186
01:08:34,040 --> 01:08:35,160
She was surprised.

2187
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:36,680
She asked, what is this?

2188
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:37,520
She left.

2189
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:39,920
She was surprised.

2190
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:42,640
Submitting your answer.

2191
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:43,480
Zero.

2192
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:47,760
All right, question one, you answered the market.

2193
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:48,600
That was correct.

2194
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:49,740
Ooh, ooh.

2195
01:08:49,740 --> 01:08:51,800
Question two, you answered Westland Gate.

2196
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:52,640
Yeah.

2197
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:53,460
It was the Eastland.

2198
01:08:53,460 --> 01:08:54,300
Right.

2199
01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:57,120
Question three, you answered, this is a big one,

2200
01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:58,300
poisoned with wine.

2201
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:00,920
He was burned by a rope.

2202
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,800
Question four, you said camel race organizer.

2203
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:05,640
He wasn't, was he?

2204
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:06,480
It was the ostrich.

2205
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:07,560
Yeah, right.

2206
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:08,400
That's great.

2207
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:09,640
So I don't know if I got one right so far.

2208
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:14,040
Question five, you said Nizim's name

2209
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:15,960
was on the source of the poison.

2210
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:16,800
No.

2211
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:17,620
His hands were burned.

2212
01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:18,920
Yeah, it's great.

2213
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:22,560
Question six, something about killing someone.

2214
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:23,400
You said a ma.

2215
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:24,220
Yeah.

2216
01:09:24,220 --> 01:09:25,060
It was Seth.

2217
01:09:25,060 --> 01:09:26,360
Fuck me.

2218
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:29,920
Question seven, something about killing someone else.

2219
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:31,000
You said kill Tusk.

2220
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:31,840
That's wrong.

2221
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:32,660
Yeah, he killed himself.

2222
01:09:32,660 --> 01:09:33,500
Right, yeah.

2223
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:34,320
Great.

2224
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:37,920
You said the moment he first held the dagger.

2225
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:38,760
That was right.

2226
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:39,600
Was that right?

2227
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:40,420
That was right.

2228
01:09:40,420 --> 01:09:41,260
I got two.

2229
01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:42,100
Question nine.

2230
01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:42,940
This is great.

2231
01:09:42,940 --> 01:09:43,760
You answered Tusk.

2232
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:44,600
Yeah.

2233
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:45,440
You was correct.

2234
01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:46,440
Ooh.

2235
01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:47,280
Question 10.

2236
01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:48,840
Four.

2237
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:50,360
Wait, have I got four right so far?

2238
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:51,840
I don't know, I'll add them up in a sec.

2239
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:53,920
Question 10, you said she was surprised

2240
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,160
when receiving the dagger.

2241
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:56,000
She wasn't, was she?

2242
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:56,840
She was surprised.

2243
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:58,160
Oi!

2244
01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:00,160
One, two, three.

2245
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:02,820
Stop scrolling.

2246
01:10:04,820 --> 01:10:05,660
Four.

2247
01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:06,500
Four.

2248
01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:07,320
You got four.

2249
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:08,160
Right.

2250
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,000
Okay.

2251
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:09,840
You'll take that, wouldn't you?

2252
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:10,680
I'll take that.

2253
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:11,840
Four for Samick, I had no idea.

2254
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:13,520
We're gonna continue, we're gonna do the quiz

2255
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:14,760
that I originally did.

2256
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,960
Because I've gone through it again

2257
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:21,280
and what I can do is just basically skip

2258
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:23,880
the last five questions and it gives me the answers.

2259
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:25,800
Well, I don't.

2260
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,200
So I'll just ignore the final five.

2261
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:30,600
So you said 1901.

2262
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:31,440
I did.

2263
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:32,360
So you'll still go with that?

2264
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:33,200
Yep.

2265
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,760
Right, okay.

2266
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:38,280
Name the online betting company that sponsored

2267
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:43,280
West Ham jerseys during the 2019-2020 season.

2268
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:44,960
Betway.

2269
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:45,920
You don't wanna even.

2270
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:47,000
Well, I'll hear them.

2271
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:48,840
Sky Betting and Gaming,

2272
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,720
Bet Free 65, Bet Fair, Betway.

2273
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:52,560
Betway.

2274
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:56,460
Which of these players did not play in the England squad,

2275
01:10:56,460 --> 01:10:58,820
which won the 1966 World Cup?

2276
01:11:00,180 --> 01:11:04,620
Jeff Hurst, Martin Peters, Bobby Moore, Billy Bonds.

2277
01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:09,020
I don't know any of them.

2278
01:11:09,020 --> 01:11:10,080
Oh, I know Bobby Moore.

2279
01:11:11,260 --> 01:11:14,900
I think people will be screaming at us.

2280
01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:18,040
Oh, Martin Peters or Billy Bonds.

2281
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:19,040
It's one of them two.

2282
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:19,880
Go on.

2283
01:11:20,940 --> 01:11:22,340
Give us your answers, lad.

2284
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,560
Oh, Billy Bonds.

2285
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:26,600
Billy Bonds, okay.

2286
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:30,240
What legendary player has made the most total appearances

2287
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:31,440
for the Hammers?

2288
01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:35,980
Bobby Moore, Frank Lampard, Billy Bonds, Trevor Brooking.

2289
01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:38,680
Trevor Brooking.

2290
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:40,160
You reckon it's, yeah?

2291
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:41,360
Trevor Brooking.

2292
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:46,360
Who began the 2014-15 season as manager of West Ham United?

2293
01:11:47,940 --> 01:11:49,240
Sam.

2294
01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:50,080
Aladice.

2295
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:53,120
Aladice, Alan Pardue.

2296
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:54,040
Is it Pardue?

2297
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:55,040
Pardue.

2298
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:56,880
It says P-A-R-D-W.

2299
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,600
Yeah, it's Pardue, but it doesn't matter.

2300
01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:00,820
All right, Frank Lampard, David Moyes.

2301
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:03,680
15-16.

2302
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:05,520
Yeah, no, 14-15.

2303
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:06,360
14-15.

2304
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:09,440
What was the first two?

2305
01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:11,080
Sam Aladice.

2306
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:12,480
Or Alan Pardue, yeah.

2307
01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:13,720
Or Alan Pardue.

2308
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:15,400
Yeah, Sam Aladice.

2309
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,800
Okay.

2310
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,560
West Ham United are the last team to have won

2311
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:22,320
an FA Cup final with an all-English side.

2312
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:24,480
But in what year?

2313
01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:27,760
1923, 1964.

2314
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,240
1980.

2315
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:30,320
That's not an answer.

2316
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:32,640
1975, 1991.

2317
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:39,200
1923, 1964, 1975, or 1991.

2318
01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:43,000
What was when we last won the FA Cup?

2319
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,840
When West Ham United are the last team to have won

2320
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,440
an FA Cup final with an all-English side.

2321
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:51,200
So the last time we won it was with an all-English side.

2322
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,040
What was the first time?

2323
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:52,880
What year?

2324
01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:53,720
19...

2325
01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:59,160
So you got 23, 64, 75, or 91.

2326
01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:00,000
64.

2327
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,280
Okay.

2328
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:05,680
Who did they beat two-nil in that final?

2329
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:06,520
Fuck's sake.

2330
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:08,480
Chelsea, Leeds, Fulham, Tottenham.

2331
01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:11,760
Stabbing the dark, I guess, isn't it?

2332
01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:19,160
Chelsea, Leeds, Fulham, or Tottenham?

2333
01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:20,480
Fulham.

2334
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:22,640
Question eight.

2335
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:27,640
Harry Redknapp managed the club from 1994 to 2001.

2336
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:32,520
What honours did he achieve with the club in 1999?

2337
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:37,520
Champions League, UEFA Intertoto Cup,

2338
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:41,000
FA Cup, Football League.

2339
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:45,160
In 1999.

2340
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:46,640
In a toter.

2341
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:47,480
In a toter.

2342
01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:52,480
Which world-class striker was signed from Arsenal in 2000

2343
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:56,320
but only managed to score three goals for the club

2344
01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:59,280
before leaving a year later to play in Germany?

2345
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:03,040
Paulo de Canio.

2346
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:06,360
Divorce sucker.

2347
01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:12,720
Neil Ruddock.

2348
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:13,560
Ian Wright.

2349
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:17,440
Well, it ain't Ian Wright, is it?

2350
01:14:17,440 --> 01:14:20,080
No, Ian Wright played for us before Arsenal, I think.

2351
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:24,600
Neil Ruddock.

2352
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:27,200
Divorce sucker.

2353
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:29,480
Paulo de Canio.

2354
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:31,280
He's so old, man.

2355
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:32,320
Well, you got to answer.

2356
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:33,160
Yeah, I know.

2357
01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:35,760
It's such an old bollocky quiz.

2358
01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:40,600
I'm gonna say sucker.

2359
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:41,680
Sucker, okay.

2360
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:43,840
Last question.

2361
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:47,960
What year did the Hammers move into the London Stadium?

2362
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:51,040
2016, 17, 18 or 19?

2363
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:53,840
It's quite a recent one.

2364
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:58,240
Yeah, I had a season ticket, first season, 2000.

2365
01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:00,200
Was it 16, 17, 18 or 19?

2366
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:01,440
Yeah.

2367
01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:03,640
So this is 2022.

2368
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:06,040
This is probably a sick video I say in there.

2369
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,360
Rice, rice baby.

2370
01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:11,360
So I'd say it's gotta be 2016.

2371
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,720
2016, okay.

2372
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:15,040
Now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna answer

2373
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:17,160
the last five questions.

2374
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:19,520
Just because I have to put answers in.

2375
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:21,360
Unless you want to do them, but they won't count.

2376
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:22,320
Might as well do them.

2377
01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:23,400
Do them for the fun of it.

2378
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:26,120
How many years is the lease for the London Stadium?

2379
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:28,680
2015, 99, 199.

2380
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:33,880
99.

2381
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:34,720
Right.

2382
01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:36,600
They don't matter, does it?

2383
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:37,680
We don't want to do them.

2384
01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:38,680
No, no, carry on.

2385
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:41,800
Who did West Ham sell Dimitri Payet to?

2386
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:44,800
Marseille.

2387
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,800
Yeah, Olympic, de Marseille.

2388
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:51,000
Which team is considered the club's

2389
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,920
oldest and fiercest rivals?

2390
01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:53,760
Millwall.

2391
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:56,040
Right, Millwall.

2392
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,240
They're ruthless, aren't they?

2393
01:15:57,240 --> 01:15:58,960
Why can I have these fucking questions?

2394
01:15:58,960 --> 01:15:59,800
I don't know.

2395
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:00,640
They're a lot fucking easy.

2396
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,960
Name the historic figure Vic Watton

2397
01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:06,920
set as the club's record goal scorer.

2398
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:09,800
Name the historic figure Vic Watton

2399
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:12,880
set as the club's record goal scorer.

2400
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:15,760
I'm going to assume that this is asking how many goals.

2401
01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:16,600
Oh, right.

2402
01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:21,760
312, 319, 323, 326.

2403
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,360
That's a lot of goals.

2404
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:24,840
326.

2405
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:25,800
Okay.

2406
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:28,560
Which celeb hard man supports the Irons?

2407
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:29,880
Danny Dyer.

2408
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:30,720
He's not on it.

2409
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:31,720
He's not on it.

2410
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:36,720
Ant Middleton, Ross Kemp, Vinnie Jones, Ray Winston.

2411
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:37,680
Ray Winston.

2412
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:40,080
Matthew is there, so.

2413
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:40,920
Okay.

2414
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:48,200
Oh yeah, you're just so fucking clever, aren't you?

2415
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:49,600
You're just so clever.

2416
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:50,440
How many did I get?

2417
01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:52,400
You filthy prick.

2418
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:53,480
How many did I get?

2419
01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:56,400
Right, out of 15, you got 12.

2420
01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:57,440
I'll take that.

2421
01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:58,760
You got 12 out of 15.

2422
01:16:58,760 --> 01:16:59,760
Ain't that great?

2423
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:01,240
Yeah, ain't that great?

2424
01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:02,080
Yeah, but.

2425
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:02,920
Yeah, nice, nice, nice.

2426
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:04,440
11, 10, nine, eight, seven.

2427
01:17:04,440 --> 01:17:06,040
I'd win even if I got them five right.

2428
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:06,880
Yeah, so let's have a look.

2429
01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:07,720
Let's have a look.

2430
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:11,280
So it wasn't 1901, it was 1900,

2431
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:12,840
was when it was called West Ham.

2432
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,720
You got the Betway one right.

2433
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:16,960
Billy Bonds was right.

2434
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,400
Billy Bonds again was right.

2435
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:20,240
No, it was wrong.

2436
01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:23,640
You said Trevor Brooklyn for legendary player

2437
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:25,000
has the most total appearances.

2438
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:26,120
Really?

2439
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:27,320
It is Billy Bonds.

2440
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:31,200
So you got two right there.

2441
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:36,200
And then it was Sam.

2442
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:44,320
And then it was 1975 was the old all English side.

2443
01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:48,320
Fulham is the two nil final.

2444
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:50,560
You wave for cup.

2445
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:51,480
In the total.

2446
01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:53,000
In the total.

2447
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:57,000
Divorce sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker motherfucker.

2448
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,400
2016, yeah, they're all fucking right.

2449
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:00,680
And they're all right.

2450
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:01,520
You know what I mean?

2451
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:02,360
They're all right.

2452
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:03,180
So yeah, well done to you.

2453
01:18:03,180 --> 01:18:04,020
Pizza for you.

2454
01:18:04,020 --> 01:18:04,860
That's fantastic.

2455
01:18:04,860 --> 01:18:05,680
Lovely job.

2456
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:07,120
Yeah, right.

2457
01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:09,720
But we still play the quiz next week for a bounce.

2458
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:11,880
I hope, I bet people might have enjoyed that.

2459
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:13,440
Is there many people that you know

2460
01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:15,400
that listen to this sort of football fans?

2461
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:16,240
Yeah.

2462
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,480
Yeah.

2463
01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:18,320
That's nice.

2464
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:19,360
None of my friends listen to this.

2465
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:20,320
So nice.

2466
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:21,160
Yeah, it's great.

2467
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,120
Supportive bunch.

2468
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:24,040
Well, I got like one or two.

2469
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:25,800
Sorry, I got one or two people

2470
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:28,040
that actually listen to this.

2471
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:29,640
Yeah, no, it's good.

2472
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:31,760
Regardless of the quiz.

2473
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:32,800
Nice little quizzes.

2474
01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:34,120
The last little section we have.

2475
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:35,320
I thought you had it there, to be fair.

2476
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:36,160
Yeah, so did I.

2477
01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:37,000
I thought that four was a decent score.

2478
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,080
But you, yeah.

2479
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:40,400
But then you just come out with fucking 12 out of 15,

2480
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:41,680
didn't you, out of nowhere.

2481
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:42,760
But yeah, he has my score.

2482
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:44,320
Ah, I'm gonna struggle with this quiz.

2483
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:46,280
Well, yeah, because I was expecting,

2484
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:47,320
well, it was hard.

2485
01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:49,440
They were just thinking like it was gonna be like numbers,

2486
01:18:49,440 --> 01:18:51,040
just constant numbers and dates.

2487
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:52,040
I'm not good at that.

2488
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:55,400
What we've been playing, World of Warcraft

2489
01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:56,520
and a bit of Overwatch too.

2490
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:57,800
Nothing much has really changed.

2491
01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:00,760
I'm waiting, I'm in waiting for God of War.

2492
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:03,640
That's about it for me on this side.

2493
01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:07,640
There's nothing new that I've touched upon yet.

2494
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:12,120
But Xbox Game Pass has got some decent shit coming out soon.

2495
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:13,960
High Olden Life is there.

2496
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:15,800
Oh yeah, when's that out?

2497
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:20,800
I think the 15th of...

2498
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:23,000
What, is that coming out on Game Pass?

2499
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:23,840
Yeah.

2500
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:24,680
Well, double decent.

2501
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:26,320
It's not gonna cost us fuck all.

2502
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:27,880
Love that.

2503
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:28,720
I'll just quickly double check.

2504
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:31,120
You tell them what we've been doing.

2505
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:31,960
What?

2506
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:34,240
See if we can get a code to review it early.

2507
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:37,960
December, 2022.

2508
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:40,640
I think it's like 15th of December or something like that.

2509
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:42,160
Quite a while still.

2510
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:44,760
So it will be, that'll be fantastic.

2511
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:47,920
13th of December.

2512
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:49,480
Very humorous looking game.

2513
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:51,320
Yes, and that will be free.

2514
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:52,160
Free for us.

2515
01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:53,480
My favorite price tag.

2516
01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:55,040
Free for the Game Pass users.

2517
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:57,600
So you've been paying just COD?

2518
01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:59,720
I have been paying fuck all.

2519
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:02,720
I've been just, all I've wanted is COD this week

2520
01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:04,000
and I've had to wait all week.

2521
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:05,680
And when I'm really looking forward to that

2522
01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:07,200
and I don't wanna play anything else.

2523
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:10,800
So I played the campaign, obviously finished that.

2524
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:13,080
And then I jumped into Destiny a few times

2525
01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:15,680
just to pick up items that I needed,

2526
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:17,600
but not actually play anything.

2527
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:20,200
I have played a lot of FIFA just to pass the TWAM.

2528
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,040
Yeah.

2529
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:22,040
And...

2530
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:24,040
There's been a lot of time passes at the moment.

2531
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:25,200
Yeah, a lot of time passes.

2532
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:26,600
That was a big stretch.

2533
01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:28,400
So yeah, just call it duty.

2534
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:29,240
Yeah.

2535
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:32,440
FIFA really just waiting for, waiting for today.

2536
01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:34,600
And now I can go home and bang multiplayer on

2537
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:35,560
and just get angry.

2538
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:37,640
Yeah, and I'm gonna bang World of Warcraft on

2539
01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:40,160
and I'm gonna fuck around on that for a bit.

2540
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:41,720
Why was I so excited for this game?

2541
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:43,440
It's making me miserable.

2542
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:45,120
Well, that's part of the excitement, isn't it?

2543
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:45,960
I know.

2544
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:46,780
It's part of the excitement.

2545
01:20:46,780 --> 01:20:48,120
What a strange life we live.

2546
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:49,600
We're gonna leave it there.

2547
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:51,640
It's been a pleasure as always,

2548
01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:53,240
having our little chat.

2549
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:55,120
We hope you enjoyed it.

2550
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,080
Oh. Nice.

2551
01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:56,920
Saucy one.

2552
01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:57,740
Rate that.

2553
01:20:57,740 --> 01:20:58,580
That's a fart.

2554
01:20:58,580 --> 01:20:59,420
Not your little tin over the pool shit.

2555
01:20:59,420 --> 01:21:00,240
Rate that highly.

2556
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:01,080
Yeah.

2557
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:02,880
I'm gonna go and have a poo.

2558
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:05,760
Ash is gonna fuck off home and play his game.

2559
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:07,720
Yeah.

2560
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:08,600
See you later.

2561
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:09,440
Uro.

2562
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:24,280
Uro.