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worms hello little worms we're back episode 17 back to bleed your ear holes

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make you listen to some more shit obviously we all know who I am with me

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I have the prince among men yeah welcome to what's the button since you're not

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gonna say it yeah what's the buttons well I'd like to think that if anyone's

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listening to episode 17 they sort of know what they're fucking listening to

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it'll be what's the buttons worms we've got our little list together as always

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it's quite a hefty list to be fair it looks quite decent I suppose we start

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off by saying thank you hey yes yes we're rich rich beyond our wildest dreams

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yeah we're stinking rich people have started giving us dough and I find that

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fucking mental because we're just two idiots sitting in a bedroom talking shit

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yeah boy that is exactly what it is I find that so odd started from sitting in

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the kitchen doodling on a little bit of paper like schoolchildren and now now

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we're making money off of just talking you're like giddy little kids it's just

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crazy let's make a plan I come around you're like Ash come in today and he sat

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down you went that's Netflix paid for that's one subscription done nice it's

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it's fantastic it really is fucking cool the fact that people especially in this

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current economic climate are giving us money yeah we're just we're eternally

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grateful and there is there is talks between the two of us about having

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extra tears and doing different stuff and exclusive things with the pod so that

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that stuff is coming it won't it won't always just be our love and gratitude we

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will sort stuff out where you are receiving or gaining some sort of

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benefit by the moment we're still early in the early stages of sorting stuff out

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but there definitely will be things for people especially those that have pledged

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a lot more than than we asked for so yeah keep yeah yeah it's like I say

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extremely grateful to everyone who's pledged to the people who have gone

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above and beyond the the two pound fifty or three dollars that it's set to I I

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didn't even know you could do that I thought I didn't I thought it was just

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two pound fifty and that was it when I see when I see our boy Sam bang I was

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like how what was that then I honestly blew my mind yeah no yeah that's um

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it's mental it is mental so thanks if you're if you want to give us some

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money and you haven't already it's patreon.com forward slash what's the

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buttons or it's on our link tree it is on a link tree yeah yeah which is in the

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description of every social that there is of everything everything so with that

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let's get on with this shit show hey hey are we gonna follow this list in in in

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exact order I'd say so otherwise we're gonna get well confused

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overwatch 2 mm-hmm overwatch overwatch overwatch 2 2 2 2 2 oh how we shit on it

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last oh god it's taken me by its lovely lovely embrace and I feel so warm in the

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arms of a Rissa no fucking all over it oh god I love this game

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I think this is incredible haven't stopped playing it no it's fucking mental

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I love it I can't believe I've slept on overwatch 1 this whole time no no who

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comes out and I'm like where have you been my whole life I now see why there's

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like a hundred million players yeah and because it's free to play even more

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accessible and I just think it's I found I found my niche so I play tank and

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support I play support more than I do tank and my support there's many

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different ways to say her name but I say Brigit or just call her Brigie I know

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people say Bridget or Brigita all different fucking ways but it's easier

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for me to just say Brigie and then the tank I go with a Rissa I just find them

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there those two seem to I seem to play quite well with both of them so I'm

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gonna I'm gonna be the master of them and fuck everything else off other

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sided just make life easier that's fair enough you was just all champion soldier

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76 and then you never again yeah well I just stopped man because I was jumping

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in playing as a Rissa and the tanks in this are overpowered as fuck they're

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just DPS with with massive that's what I don't understand so I play damage or

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attack or whatever you want to call it mmm and then I look and I'm doing well

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I'm getting like 17 18 kills I'm in damage and then the tanks have more than

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me yeah like you're not that's not your job how are you doing that yeah cuz

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they do silly damage I don't know if it used to be like that like I say having

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having never really played overwatch one I've got nothing to compare it well I

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know that they're lowered the players so yeah it used to have these two tanks

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yeah yeah so it's it's it's exciting so I really enjoy playing as tank and don't

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get me wrong if you don't play tactically you just get fucked up but

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some of the stuff I'm seeing on tik-tok and Facebook and Instagram some of these

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people that are playing this game are fucking mental some of the people are

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also very very toxic I had my first experience on it the other day I was

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just playing Jen was bowling round Hoover in or whatever it was she was

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doing and his geezer just started screaming abuse and obviously when you

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play on the PlayStation it comes through the control I didn't have headphones on

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he was like he was saying some words that you shouldn't be saying yeah and he

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was being like he was being very offensive to certain people wow but but

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what he was saying was all wrong and we won the game comfortably yeah he was

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saying where's the fucking healers why aren't you healing I have noticed that

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there is quite a few people that get rather angry specifically with players

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that play Moira Moira she a healer she's a healer but extremely good at dealing

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damage to the point where is that the one that sucks the life yeah she's a

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fucker man she always catches a lot of people are playing her and not fucking

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healing because they're more interested in the amount of damage that does it's

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because it's so easy to deal damage with her because our damaging ability locks

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on to the target and it's a channeling effect so you just hold down whatever

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button it is to to shoot so it's it's extremely easy to deal tons of damage

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very quickly and yeah you scroll through tick tock if you're if your algorithm is

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set to overwatch to like mine is at the moment there's just constant clips or

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people playing like playing with someone who's playing Moira and they've got fuck

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all health need healing and the Moira's just just ignore them just letting them

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die but yeah there's there's there has been a lot of toxic people around this

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game especially when it comes to the cosmetics

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what's the beef I ain't heard this because it's free to play it's it's so

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the the new person the new champion or whatever they fucking call it Kiriko

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hero hero Kiriko is if you wanted all the cosmetics for all the skins all the

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emotes all of that shit it's either $150 if you were to buy it all out right or

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that translates into I think it's something like maybe 50 months or

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something like that an extremely long period of time to unlock all the

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cosmetics and people are getting angry because they're flicking through all the

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skins and stuff and it's like you need $20 or 20 quid to get this skin and it

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will just be the exact same skin you've got but a shade of blue or something

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like that and people are kicking off because I will that's just a fucking

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cash grab but I think when the game is free and it's it is this good and I

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really do think it's good shut the fuck up you you don't have to buy all these

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skins just buy the cool ones people just want everything don't they I mean I've

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already thrown 35 we've been buying I bought the watch point they bought the

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bundle thing because I wanted stupidly or is has got a really cool skin of like a

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demon looks like something out of fucking doom looks very cool and so I it

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was like it's two thousand is 1900 coin so I was like I can either spend the 15

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quid and get two thousand coins but I want the battle pass or I just spend the

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35 quid you get the battle pass you get a load of other shit and then you get

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two thousand coins for any so I so I did that went on to a risk of the by the

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skin not available yet Halloween skin so some point in this month that's gonna

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become available I'm gonna buy that it looks fucking sick yeah I see I'm playing

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Reaper at the moment I knew you would I knew you'd be Reaper I don't know why

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because he's hard yeah that and Hanzo or Genji yeah but yeah but the thing is

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we're Reaper like I think Genji's a bit more like he is I watched a tier list of

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here Genji's s-tier like the highest you can be but thing is I think he's more

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trying to think of the word like for really skilled players oh you have to be

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good to play him he's got a high skill gap yeah that's it he's learning curve

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yeah I've tried him man and I get why he's good but I struggle to do well with

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him yeah whereas Hanzo who's not an s-tier he's like C or whatever he's really

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good but you can just ping people from distance but Reaper plays perfectly how

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I want because you can get really up close to him yeah I've played him a

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little bit I didn't like him personally

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jail free card but it would just flow off don't you yeah T pose yeah so what I do

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is I come around the flank or wherever I'll see where the enemies are and I'll

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teleport behind them and I'll just come in from the back while they're all

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facing my team bang bang bang bang bang shooting them as soon as they start

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shooting back I just go nah I'm going invincible now and I'll just teleport

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back to my team yeah yeah he just plays my play style perfectly and I get so

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many kills of him there's one gripe that I have with overwatch right now and it's

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really this is how pedantic I am and these things matter to me is the stats

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are just fucking a mess the stats aren't they're all over the place the stats

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yeah so it's all over Twitter and stuff so people you mean the ranked no just

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the stats so if you go in your career stats it will say like Reaper was my

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most played character because it took my overwatch one stats as well no yeah so I

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had like three hours played with Reaper X amount of kills X amount of deaths but

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now every time I play with him my time played with Reaper goes down my kills go

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down and my wins go down everything's just the stats are just fucking all over

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the place yeah and that's really I love looking at that haven't actually looked

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at my stats I haven't seen I haven't I think I tried to find them but couldn't

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find where your career profile is but yeah mine are all over the place and so

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is a lot of other people so I hope they fix that because I'm a stack man I like

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looking at my stuff no I know there's issues with the the ranked placings at

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the moment so it's I believe so you have to get 50 wins before you can actually

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play rank unless unless you've played it like overwatch one and you were playing

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ranked then then it transfers over you don't have to do that I I do agree with

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it however I think 50 is quite a lot of wins to start having a crack at ranked I

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think maybe 25 might have been a good one because if you played have you

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played over what the rancher no I'm 43 out of 50 so far I think I think I think

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50 wins is too much I think 50 games played is better yeah 50 wins is it's a

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lot of games it is a lot of games to win if you win after games you might have to play

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hundred games but it's I know so once you're in ranked it's either it's either

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win seven games or play 20 and that is when you get your placing and I've seen

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a lot of people who have been winning seven consecutive games and then being

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placed in bronze five which is the lowest ranking there is an update out

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yesterday so hopefully they've they sort of they did mention I read it and it

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said that they were aware that their people were being placed in the wrong

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placement bracket but I didn't know what they're talking about saying reach the

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ranked thing yet I don't I mean I'm not much for a ranked player when it comes

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to games however I'm probably wrong here I don't really see much of an issue with

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it because if you're say if you were if your grandmaster stature then the fact

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you've been placed in bronze surely you must be able to just blitz your way but

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again I suppose maybe if you've been placed in bronze nine times out of ten

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you might actually be playing with people who are of bronze caliber

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exactly that might drag you down even further yeah yeah I suppose okay yeah

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let me redact that statement then I now understand it me and a guy I work with

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Jay he asked me to talk about him a little bit on the podcast he was I'll

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only listen to this one episode if you talk about overwatch 2 so you better

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fucking listen yeah we're done with fuck mark it's fuck Jane now he's done my

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edit love mark now all right yeah we love mark fuck mark he he's pay plays

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on Xbox and obviously one of the things I love about overwatch is that it's

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completely cross-platform completely and it's cross-save as well I love that so

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ready for everything I do on the on the PC I can jump on the PlayStation and

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I'll be I'll have the same everything and he him and his brother were complain

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in the last couple games that we played that their aim was all over the shop and

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I thought nothing nothing of it didn't realize until today there's no aim

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assist in PC lobbies when you're on when you're playing either controller

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through the PC or if you're playing on a console because if you group up with me

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and then play with me you get bunged into PC lobbies so you lose your aim

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assist which is sort of the only benefit the only step up you have as a console

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player to a PC player so and I find that crazy that they haven't got aim assist

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for people that have a controller I don't understand how that's fair because

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it can't be because I can move around a hell of a lot fucking quicker with this

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mouse and my button placement is a hell of a lot quicker because everything

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everything I do is with the mouse because obviously it being a razor mouse

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all the buttons are on the side so I don't have to touch fuck all unless I

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want to move which is what I do so everything is right is right here and

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like Jay was explaining if he wants to use certain abilities he has to take his

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thumb off of his aim off of his analog stick to fucking aim to use some of his

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abilities which isn't fair and when you take out aim assist it it's a bit of a

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fuck-up really I don't understand why they've gone for that I don't think

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that's intentional it might be I don't think it is though it sounds like

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something that makes sense it sounds strange to me it does sound strange and

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also have you played Lucio yet no I've only played them on support keys are you

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can fucking run across walls he is so quick it's mental bounce off of walls

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and all shit we were playing a game and there was this one Lucio player on the

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other team oh my god I think he ended up going like 45 and one he was mental he

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or she whoever it whoever was playing this this hero was incredible you could

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not you could not shoot this person they were bouncing all over the place I was

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astounded I then jumped on Lucio fucking useless

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people have played well against me with certain characters you're gonna play

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that yeah the same with that Genji that's why I start playing yeah just

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like wow you're cool and then I use them as a potato yeah I like the I like the

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practice range how easy is to swap heroes just to test them out and you

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fully get to test them out I've always found the playing games sort of similar

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to this where you have to pick from a massive pool of characters is quite

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difficult especially when every single one of those characters has a completely

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different play style and different abilities there's some games I can't name

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off the top of my head but I know there are a few that I've played where there

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was no practice range so if you wanted to try out a new character you'd have to

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do it in an actual game and all that type of shit and then you can't swap

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while you're in a game good thing is you don't have to waste time in the

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practice range doing it either because you can do it whilst you're waiting for a

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game yeah you're not like I'll go and do practice range for a bit you look for a

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game while I'm doing that I'll mess around you can jump in and do deathmatch while

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you're fucking around waiting all that type of shit so and even then you can

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swap while you're in game very easily yeah so it's I'm really enjoying it I'm

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excited to to see what what happens I'm waiting for some stuff to come out on

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Brigit Bridget whatever fucking name is because in terms of cosmetics there

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isn't a whole lot there that I'm after but I just know that I'm gonna start

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throwing some serious fucking money there is for Reaper bro he's got I see a

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skin the other day Halloween one he's got a pumpkin for a head I'm just like

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I'm all over that the what's the I don't know what the hamster yeah I see that

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the pumpkin one for that he's got a pumpkin skin it looks fucking sick he's

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cool there's just some cool shit and like I say for a free-to-play game I

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know that people who played over Overwatch one there were a lot of

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people that it was a hardcore though you know you're not gonna please them a lot

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of the time yeah well they ain't got a fucking choice but to play it now well

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that's what I mean like it'd be one of them things when Overwatch 3 comes out

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you'd be like fuck you know it's just shit Overwatch 2 is so much better it's like the

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Call of Duty thing always happens yeah the Call of Duty you're playing at the

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moment is always shit until the next one comes out and then that last one was so

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much better yeah it goes man it's the way it goes well yeah I'm buzzing through

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it I brought the battle pass and plodding through it and yeah once they

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sort the stats out I'll be all over it when it first come out Ash was talking

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to me he's like the fucking shop it won't take my money it won't let me give the

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money it was all that account merging nonsense man and then I had to delete an

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account because it linked to my my World of Warcraft one I used once and it was a mess

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it was all a bit a bit a bit of a messy one and the servers have been a bit skewy

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I don't know about you or how much time you've got to you've had to play on it

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but there's definitely been a handful of matches where there's been people

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bouncing all over the fucking place and I've got it set so I can see like my

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latency and everything and it was just through the wall last night but they

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were doing single problem I haven't had a single problem apart from this long

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wait time sometimes I've had it crash on me a couple times no I haven't had that

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either but I might just be I know that's I know they had server problems yesterday

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because I was looking at that stuff they're doing people doing maintenance

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there was a patch last night as well so yeah yeah yeah but yeah that's that's

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Overwatch 2 very excited I'm gonna continue playing it has taken up pretty

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much all of my gaming time and it will continue to until the 9th of November

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me too can't wait yum Elden Ring Elden Ring back from the dead yes it is

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oh love it there just very quickly there's a tick tock page I follow can't

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remember the name of it but it's a guy that has a shitload of mods in Elden Ring

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all different weapons and different abilities and stuff and he's made that

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game look a game that already looked fucking sick even better I'll send you

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some they look so fucking cool carry on me carry on yeah I don't know about the

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DLC I know right so it's not actually confirmed or anything but they did a

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patch the other day and this comes from gamesradar.com by Ali Jones

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reputable Elden Ring fans think they've uncovered plans for more than one DLC

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release could DLC 0 1 files hint at DLC 2 or even DLC 3 Elden Ring fans think

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they might have discovered evidence of plans for more than one DLC update

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yesterday Elden Ring update 1.07 dropped while the highlight was a suite of

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changes inspired by a pivot to a different weapon scalings for PvE and

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PvP gameplay some important details lay hidden within the new files specifically

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new menu strings made mention of ray tracing and two brand new areas not

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previously available anywhere on Elden Ring's map naturally those two new

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locations were immediately linked to the long-awaited Elden Ring DLC not only has

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the game success made some kind of follow-up seem very likely but in-game

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discoveries of some players assuming that the location of some future add-on

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is already known it now seems possible however that from software could be

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planning multiple major updates as noted on reddit one group of data miners

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discovered a string referring specifically to DLC 0 1 not only does

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that suggest that DLC is well and truly on the way but it arguably also pays the

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way for DLC 02 and perhaps more beyond at this point before we've had word on

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even a first major ring major Elden Ring DLC that's quite the reach but given the

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game's massive success in the first half of the year it wouldn't be surprising

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to see Bandai Namco push for more than one update one potential solution would

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be a simple split with one pack focused on PvP and another expanding on the rest

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of the lands between in PvE either way we're unlikely to find out more

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particularly soon at the moment the gap between Elden Ring updates seem to be

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several months long there's some speculation we might learn more at the

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game awards in December but for now we'll have to wait and see what from

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software's plans might be the end I thought that they already there was

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always a massive speculation that there was gonna be DLC and it was gonna be

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set in the Coliseum yeah might be that where the big pot guy is well that

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that'll definitely be something did you ever go to him and then you got a fight

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free I think I ran up there so I had and then just didn't go back there yeah

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they're a bit they were a bit sticky there yeah they've had in talisman dark

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souls 2 I think it was they had like a little arena Coliseum I think it's the

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only from software games that have had that sort of thing normally just invade

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or you summon people to fight but yeah that actually had a lot of matchmaking

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to fight people especially when they're like just just trying to get through the game

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yeah so that that does massively seem like a PvP arena they can't they you

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can't have a game like Elden Ring one of the best games in the world and not

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throw DLC at it facts the the the the lore the fucking stories the the world

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itself built by George RR Martin yeah how the amount of shit that is in there

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the amount of hidden places that some people may well have completed the game

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without even touching a hundred percent I haven't seen everything yeah no neither

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of I so they they've got they've got loads of room man to throw some DLC out

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and I really hope they do because right now I've got I've got no reason to go

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and play it again other than to like beat the shit out some people with some

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massive swords a little bit but I'll get bored I just know it will so some DLC

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I'll be straight on that one fun thing is you never play from software games

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before so the funny part about is I have and I've done exactly what we're doing

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now I've played dark souls 1 2 3 all them and I've stopped playing them and

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then sands come out and I've gone back to them and wow do you get your ass

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kicked how was I just running through these people yeah yeah because I remember

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first playing it and getting fucked up by the tree sentinel outside the spawn

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not realizing that they're no move along one of the hardest bosses straight at

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the beginning and I very nearly threw the game away I've nearly stopped playing

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it and Ash persisted he was I know fucking give you had a wobble and crack

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on and I just could not get the the dodging the dodging and the attacking

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I'm so used to hack and slash I just could not parry and I'm useless at I'm

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very rarely parry but the whole mechanics of dodging I could not get my

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head around it and then when it finally clicked and I was up yeah this is

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fucking this is nuts and then I overtook you and then completed it before you did

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and then again and then again and then again I think I want my seventh seventh

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playthrough of it yeah no you're not I am yeah I think I'm on game game plus

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seven nothing I'm full of shit no if it's still downloaded off this pod I'll

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load up I'll have to see that no way you've done that seven times yeah

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cuz I cuz when I did the first playthrough it took your sixty something

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hours sixty or seventy something hours and then when I did the second it took

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six because I just blitzed through it that mimic tear got me through a lot of

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shit yeah I'm excited I fucking love Elden Ring it's fantastic game and some

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DLC at that speaking of struggling at games was just a quick caveat here I was

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I got so angry last night we're playing FIFA all right all right I got so angry

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yeah Jem was there so I didn't really know what to do so sometimes I just

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punch myself in my own head right so angry I spat on the floor you've got

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carpet no haven't I got a rug on the rug but Jem was like looking at a phone

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she was not the pay attention I got so angry I was squeezing the control and

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and I saw her in my peripheral look up but I don't think she realized what had

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happened so I played dumb and was just like nothing happened did you clean it

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up yeah yeah I just rubbed it with my foot yeah of course you did as anyone

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would yeah but yeah I was disgusting myself yeah just Elden Ring just reminded

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me of how I got last night you spat on the floor I didn't know what to do

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angry well don't spit on the floor you fucking animal I needed to do something you didn't have to do anything what was you getting angry at?

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oh cuz I conceded a last minute what did you lose? no they either equalized or I don't know

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something happened I either lost or they equalized in the last minute it's always

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fucking and you got so angry that you nearly broke your controller I squeezed

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my remote and it was gonna crackling under the pressure and then I was like

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in my insight I should have just punched myself in the head no no just don't don't attack anything just deal with it

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not when it's faith does different things to me I know there's different

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things I know the anger that you're on about because I got my ass handed to me

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yesterday when I jumped on overwatch first game and I was fuming I very

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nearly put the fist through the laptop exactly I stopped myself I'm not an angry

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no I'm not I'm not it's just certain games a couple of times it's more or less

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like knowing that someone is when it's FIFA as well it's one person it's one V

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one it's you versus one other person and you know someone somewhere is laughing

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their head off and when they score they can do different celebrations they can

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like shush against the showboat and all that so when they score and you just know someone's

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gonna ha ha ha what I've got a boy back on he said the naughty word what an idiot what a fool

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what he's load of shit and you just know they're laughing their head off at you

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cuz you do it to them yeah it's fine when it's your winning yeah but and I

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just you just know and I'm just like ah so normally I just you know slap my own

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head or whatever there's squeeze the sofa there's a clip that we put on the

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what's the buttons Instagram and it's me playing dead by daylight and being

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downed by one of the killers and you hear me screaming to the mic I go fuck

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her now and then you hear my headset smash on the ground I was so fucking

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angry exactly so annoying I get it but I'm never spitting on the floor no you

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animal yeah it was animal disgusting football hooligan animal I won't do it

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again and I hope Jim never hears about this she doesn't know no I think I think she

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thought it's one of them where I think she looked up and thought did he do what I

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just think he did he's not that stupid sure yeah but he is not that guy and if

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he is he knows that I will kick him out she was she if she knew so if anyone's

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listening to this and you cross me out you're in trouble if she knew what I did

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she would be so angry with me I'll be standing someone so far I'm ashamed of

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myself so she would have heard it and I bet she was think she was thinking in

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her head I'm gonna look up and see a big smear of spit dripping down the telly

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instead it's on the carpet where your children play it was just pure pure

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rage big man spat on his own carpet yeah it was probably a kid that you were

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playing against like a little nine-year-old let's get it right it wasn't

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like when I say spit it was more like I don't know like it weren't like a big

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glob of spit it was like a like a camel yeah it was like a tiny droplet but it

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went out and I saw it leave my mouth and I think I say gem gem looked up and

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thought there's no way he did what I think he did maybe I didn't hear what I

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thought I heard so she's from from the way that you're saying her reaction so

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it sounds like she's used to you just sitting there raging at games if her

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if she's just FIFA if she's just flicking for a phone or whatever then

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you're getting so angry that you're crushing the controller under the weight

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and the pressure of your own hands and wanting to punch yourself in the force

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I should stop playing and her reaction is to just look up from her phone and

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not go what are you doing what's wrong with you I'm not supposed to have FIFA

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23 to be fair because when I was playing it a little while ago she said is this

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the new one and I was like yeah but it's just the trial it's just a demo yeah

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she was like ah because she's banned FIFA in the house well she hasn't

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because you've gone and spent 80 quid yeah but she don't know that she's

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doing this is the trial I don't know but she knows she said I'm not allowed to

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play FIFA I'm not allowed to play FIFA so when I get it I have to be like best

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behavior kind of thing cuz yeah she she puts bands on and that's already gone

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out the window cuz you just something about it man I'm alright with every

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other game I've ever played sometimes I get a little bit up fuck's sake but I

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never get that angry where I want to pinch my own eyes just needs to start

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playing more over his foot because I'm telling you they've been games where

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it's finished on I'm on 99% of a capture and then they've clutched it on

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we did that the other day we did that the other day we they was on not looking

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your group and you got a Moira just running around zero hills and like

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fucking 10,000 damage and a mercy that's why that's all good fun as long as you

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don't start shouting abuse at other people and you just you shout abuse it

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yourself thing is Joe when I play with JJ is quite calm with it but he's a funny

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guy but if something going wrong he doesn't really get that angry from what

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I've from what I've heard whereas I get very angry very quickly but I like not

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like physically but I just get verbally I get annoyed so he's like ah it don't

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worry bro it's all right yes I'm all right it's only FIFA that does that to

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me but stop playing it is it good though are you enjoying it

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I'm fucking enjoying it it's a fucking nightmare honestly everyone at work

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plays it they're always talking about it now I like it but I need to just stick

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to career mode offline just playing West Ham yes it's I can't handle losing I can

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I can handle losing it's fine you got free nil down my fan can handle losing

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just quit it's not a problem but when it's like you're holding on and they

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made equalizer they nicked the winner you know decide isn't there a thing

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where they they pause to make you yeah that's that's what I mean that's another

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thing that this geezer did he was winning yeah free nil right right and

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every time he scored he paused it for the full 30 second allowance yeah that

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made me very angry I made me angry make you quit they do it just to annoy you

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yeah I quit cuz you just whatever I'll just forfeit but that made me so angry

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but in a good positive way I was like I'm not leaving this game I put it on

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all-out attack I beat him 5-3 right so he didn't score after no he didn't I

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scored five goals yeah after I scored my fourth goal he started pausing I paused

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it for 30 seconds after that when that first second countdown got down to

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cuz you can only do it three times yeah when it got down to zero it goes three

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two one pause I paused it for a hundred no 90 seconds seconds back to back to

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00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:55,440
back did they stay yeah they stayed but they tasted their own medicine there you

418
00:32:55,440 --> 00:33:00,440
go there's some of that and then I scored again yeah so that's karma yeah me and

419
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,000
Mark used to get that on rocket League quite a lot because there was a period

420
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,440
where we were genuinely decent at it and we'd be like fucking nine nil up and

421
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:12,320
people would just start leaving you just see him puff into into smoke I'm not

422
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,000
toxic like that like if I'm if I'm beating someone I'm not flashing them

423
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:21,080
like six seven eight nil whatever I won't be like doing things deliberately

424
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:25,160
to wind them up sometimes if they just stop playing and they're not moving I'll

425
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,120
just stop playing and not because it'll kick you out if you don't move and I'll

426
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,120
just like move my analog every now and again so I'm not just gonna continue to

427
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,720
destroy someone I feel sorry for him I would yeah I know but I'm not that guy

428
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,640
but then people do it to me and I'm like I am nice why are you being a dick I

429
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:42,400
would destroy them 100% you're the reason I'm spitting on my floor why

430
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:47,040
because you know if we're playing a game online that is competitive as it is as

431
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:52,200
is every football match and you've gone AFK and have stopped moving I'm taking

432
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:57,000
full advantage of it a win is a win I'm taking it especially if it's online fuck

433
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,480
you shouldn't have gone AFK. I don't need to score any more than five or six goals do I?

434
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:05,080
Nah, score as many as possible and then start telling people to leave that's the

435
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:10,120
great thing about Overwatch 2 the chat is cross teams. No I'll never I'll never

436
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,320
get that angry with FIFA again if I do I just bite the pillow or something

437
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,840
Clark sent me something yesterday which is which I think I might need to buy when I

438
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:24,160
play FIFA it's like an inflatable thing and you can put your controller in it

439
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:28,240
and then you put your hands in the inflatable yeah so like you play in the

440
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,960
inflatable and then if you get angry you can throw it on the floor and it just

441
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:35,920
bounces there's no damage don't mind but it's literally only FIFA I can deal with

442
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,760
every single one Call of Duty that's bad but I'm fine with that

443
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:44,560
Overwatch like any online multiplayer game is fine it's just FIFA for some

444
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:49,960
reason it just induces some sort of rage that is so down in the depths of my

445
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:56,520
bowels it just pours out of my mouth it's disgusting I think mine mine were

446
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,800
my worst like well I've got real fucking angry

447
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:05,480
yeah Mark's gonna love it is when we was playing steep is that this neat

448
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:11,760
snowy skateboarding and there's flight like wing suits and all of that

449
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,680
and it yeah doing one of the wingsuit things where you got there's like

450
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,880
extreme like extremely difficult runs and stuff where you like through a tiny

451
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:24,920
little fucking human-sized hole in a cave and all that shit yeah I snapped the

452
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,520
headset over that one I got so fucking angry the only thing to hand was a

453
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:32,200
headset I snapped it enough and smashed it on the floor I was so fucking angry

454
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,520
you ever talk to Mark you bring that up because he was on my he was like doing

455
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:40,560
it with me and it became such a contest because we both do the same things and

456
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:45,000
whoever's fucking done it first wins but then it would be right well we both done

457
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,600
it so who can do it the fastest and we just sit there for hours in a

458
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,400
competition just get fucking annoyed by it and naturally he did it first and I

459
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,160
got really wound up by it yeah me and Clarky do that on core duty in

460
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,920
battlefield getting the highest kill streaks and then you just go on their

461
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:03,160
stats and he'll be like I'll see him playing I'm not playing and then I'll

462
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,320
look at his stats later and he'll be like oh he's got up to 17 now

463
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,800
it was when I'm when it was World War two call of duty that's my favorite one and

464
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:15,320
you had the incendiary shotgun and we used to run in hardcore mode and I used

465
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,200
to use that I got I think it was something like two thousand something

466
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:23,800
kills with that shotgun alone the one that had like fucking eight shot I can't

467
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:30,160
remember what it's called and there was a to unlock one of the skins it was

468
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:37,320
something that you had to get I think it was five kills five times in a game and

469
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:42,040
he'd done it four times and he was on his fourth kill so he needed one more

470
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:47,560
kill and it being you didn't kill he jumped around the corner went bang

471
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:57,120
you dick you fucking dick yeah that was before you got penalized for killing

472
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,200
people on your own team and hardcore yeah that does happen

473
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:04,200
you still have air strike memories drop an air strike and it kills with your team and you get kicked

474
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,840
through so I didn't mean to but if he did it to me I'd get fucking fuming about it but I'd

475
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:12,480
love doing it to other people although you got angry when I shot your ship in No Man's

476
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:18,680
Sky so fucking angry so angry you blew my ship up in No Man's Sky and I was so

477
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:24,240
fucking angry just turned it off went over the road fuming and then I

478
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:28,080
come back because I because I was like as it started googling it I was like has

479
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:31,640
he just broken all of my shit have I lost my stuff I went back on and one

480
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:36,480
thing was broken that was it but even then I was still angry I was like you must pay for this you

481
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:40,960
must pay for this he couldn't destroy me I was too powerful yeah well the turns

482
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:46,640
have tabled now turns have tabled yes because my ship was unreal but I haven't

483
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,360
been on that in ages I haven't actually played since the update came out either

484
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:54,480
we was talking about Eldonry we've gone a little bit off track yeah sorry mm-hmm

485
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:59,000
it's my fault I spat on my own floor we won't discuss that any further

486
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:08,360
someone's gotta tell her can I leave Scorn out you wanted it in but I was gonna talk about

487
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:13,720
Scorn a little bit it's just been released on game pass and if anyone's

488
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:19,480
ever seen the the reveal trailer for Scorn I can't really explain it's a

489
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:26,080
horror puzzle kind of game very gory it's got it hasn't got very good reviews

490
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,040
at the moment but I haven't played it yet I haven't really done any research on it

491
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:33,080
so it's a bit pointless me talking about it until I've actually played a bit so

492
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:37,200
I'll save that for next week for when I talk about it sure because I'll

493
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,320
hopefully would have played about five minutes and gone yeah this is shit and

494
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:45,480
I installed it this is the way that is the way and then back to overwatch so

495
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:53,080
instead we've got oh the World of Warcraft beta again that's what you wanted

496
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:57,280
overwatch 2 come out and fucked it I played a bit more of the dragon flight

497
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:03,680
beta haven't actually played any since overwatch came out and after last week's

498
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:10,960
podcast I probably sunk in like another five hours of it and I'm done with the

499
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:15,600
beta now I don't want to spoil anything for me nothing carries over as it

500
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,840
shouldn't because you're at max level anyway and everything's free but they've

501
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,640
got vendors with all the armor and stuff and you can just have it because you

502
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:28,440
got to test it out all the different skills and that shit that error that I

503
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:33,000
had still kept popping up like every five minutes so that that was annoying as

504
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:41,040
well but yeah it it looks real fucking good there's mixed reviews on it so far

505
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:45,640
I think the people who are shitting on it need to go and give their head a

506
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:51,760
wobble because I think it's an exciting new direction and I won't spend too much

507
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,560
time talking about it because I know probably a lot of people that listen

508
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:59,120
this podcast don't really listen I don't really play World of Warcraft but it's

509
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:03,320
it's yeah it's going back to its back to its roots much like Assassin's Creed

510
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:08,640
is going to do and I think that's a good move I'm excited by it and that's that

511
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:18,760
next fucking thing well I'll jump through two segments I'll jump in with

512
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:25,760
mine I platinum destiny 2 this week yeah but the fucking clip you put on

513
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:32,040
Instagram doesn't show that you say that does it not no obviously I know you said

514
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,000
you got the platinum I'm very happy for you I'm proud of you you should say the

515
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:43,400
clip doesn't the the achievement pop up yeah well then that don't um I thought

516
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:49,480
it was a little thing at the bottom of the screen no no it's not Xbox thing

517
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,280
popped the PlayStation it pops up a top right and no but that when because it

518
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,720
was a platinum clip it's kind of saved itself and then it comes up at the

519
00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:01,240
bottom saying this is a platinum clip well done you are the best player in the

520
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:09,120
world I'm like come on Sony it's not so make it all about me huh I'm watching

521
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:13,720
it now I am watching it now just just to confirm he did get the platinum like I'm

522
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:20,000
not trying to disprove this he got the platinum but it indeed does not pop up

523
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,600
on the clip no it doesn't does it well it did on it did on the PlayStation

524
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:28,440
screen it just obviously doesn't on this thing it did but it's there it's a lie

525
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:32,320
people that'll be why I only got where's all the fucking views gone on those

526
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:38,040
clips yeah I got the platinum destiny to have done the hardest thing that has

527
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:43,120
ever been in the game pretty much there the grand master strike that is the

528
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:49,680
glass way it was in hard difficult I had shaky hands was this the same one that

529
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,500
you spoke about last week that you was gonna wait for it to go so you did the

530
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:57,320
hardest I did the hard one admirable I like it I thought if I can do this one

531
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:01,880
then the rest will be a dollar I tried this week's one it's fucking nightmare

532
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:06,240
it's a fucking to be fair they said that they front-loaded it or people have said

533
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:10,000
they front-loaded it with the two hardest ones yeah but the rewards for

534
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:16,240
this and last week's one they're not great like the weapons so that you can

535
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:19,960
skip them out if you want but I kind of set it myself that I want to do because

536
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:24,320
it rotates now until the end of the season so I want to try and do every

537
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:29,800
grand master strike and then you get a title for it which is conqueror I think

538
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:33,640
conqueror very cool so I think I want to try and I'll try and do them all but

539
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:40,040
wolf the conqueror yeah so yes but yeah my hands were shaking towards the end I

540
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:43,840
was yeah the adrenaline kicking in the excitement it was just like a Saturday

541
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:48,680
or Sunday afternoon I think the kids were out and Jen was doing something

542
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,840
with them I was I'll just have a couple of runs yeah see if I can gather a team

543
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:59,440
and we tried it and yeah towards the end at one point as well because if all

544
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:03,000
three of you die yeah just chucks you out to all the strikes at the beginning

545
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:08,080
I'll restart the checkpoint and I yeah at one point these two guys were much

546
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,880
better than me they clearly knew a lot more what they were doing so you were

547
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:16,200
the new no I wasn't the new I knew what I was doing but I just it's just really

548
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:21,160
odd yeah if you don't follow the exact procedures you're fucked then you get

549
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:26,600
overwhelmed and it's toast and at one point both of them went down and it was

550
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:30,120
all up to you come last Guardian standing I was like oh I'll have in a

551
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:34,920
lot but what happened was one guy went down that's fine then when the second

552
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,840
guy goes down it's scary because it pops up last Guardian standing but he was

553
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:42,680
standing like quite close to me but opposite me so where he got shot I kind

554
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:47,560
of froze and I was like fuck if I go out to res him I'm gonna get shot by the

555
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:51,920
person that shot him yeah so I was just like I was literally just froze by this

556
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:56,040
pillar I didn't really want to move and then he obviously quickly typed on his

557
00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:03,760
PC or whatever he was like I got him don't worry I'm still very scared but I

558
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:12,360
ran out there res him and then yeah we managed to I know I'm dead but I got he's

559
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:16,200
dead as well yeah we exchanged yeah but yeah if you get stuck in that room and

560
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:21,560
they overwhelm you and you don't stick together in this I might is it is hard

561
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:26,640
bro it is very difficult but yeah like I say it was never for I didn't do it for

562
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:31,200
the weapon like this one I won't do it for the platy yeah I did it for that

563
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,880
yeah but I did it for the experience just I've never done a grandmaster and I

564
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:39,680
know the loads of people that I've played with that I've got seven eight

565
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:43,880
nine ten thousand hours in destiny they've never done one they're just like

566
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,280
they know how hard it is and they can't be bothered to put themselves through that

567
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,800
whereas raids are like they're difficult but they're mechanically difficult yeah

568
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:54,120
yeah but they're designed to be done like on a regular or weekly basis yeah

569
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,840
exactly because you can grind to go on these can be grinded but they're fucking

570
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:02,280
hard yeah so yeah yeah and I got the platinum was just a brucy bonus I've

571
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:07,840
finally platinum destiny to see bonus I'm very I'm very happy so you were so

572
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:13,320
happy so you the platinum popped up it was done yeah platinum pops up in the

573
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:17,240
top right hand corner boom you've completed destiny so you were so happy

574
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:21,540
you stood up you pulled your trousers down you shat on the carpet out of

575
00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:25,520
happiness you didn't spit on the carpet this time you just shat on the carpet

576
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:29,800
pure happiness and then resumed your gaming again no that's not what happened

577
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:34,000
what actually happened was I was very happy I couldn't believe what I was

578
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,360
saying yeah in the video you see me do a couple of little jumps out of excitement

579
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:45,600
and then I wrote in the chat mmm yeah with loads of s's and it took you 10

580
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,920
minutes to do it cuz you're on console I just held my button on the s as I sent

581
00:45:49,920 --> 00:46:00,560
the thing they both just I was just like yeah they're not as excited as me yes to

582
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:06,160
yourself yeah as it sent to fire team they'd left so I was just yes you were

583
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:13,160
sitting in a room at yourself when you went yes so I GG'd myself they're

584
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,720
probably on their like seventh you know one of the day they didn't realize they

585
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:21,000
were part of history here you remember this forever that the day that you

586
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:27,000
platinum destiny to one of your favorite games and they couldn't give a fuck

587
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:31,640
immortalized they're on the what's the buttons well they're there they're yeah

588
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:35,200
they're here now yeah heroic it's fantastic but yeah they're probably

589
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,880
grinding it out for their send and charge or whatever they're probably on

590
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,560
their seventh run you can you only do that once a week no no you can grind it

591
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:45,760
also that was probably like the same thing was with that is the every every

592
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:51,000
Tuesday reset yeah a certain activity will be like double rewards hmm or

593
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:55,240
double rank rewards normally but this was double rewards for the night so

594
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:58,560
instead of getting to a Senate charge you got four so they get one adapter up

595
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:02,240
and you got two so people probably just grinding it I just find it so hilarious

596
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:06,560
that you were so excited and we've all been there and you just wanted someone

597
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:11,320
to go fucking yes sir yeah I was so fucking well done and instead they've

598
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:18,080
gone no I shouted I was yes did then I wrote it and then it gone

599
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:27,120
no well done to you that's that's that's exciting I'm still yet to platinum

600
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:31,520
anything I pulled my weight they didn't carry me I pulled my way I res by from

601
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:36,240
so I saved that run yeah yeah yeah yeah it was all down to you it wasn't but I

602
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:39,960
helped and that that's enough for me and I think that's great but I've only I've

603
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,360
only ever done one raid in destiny one and destiny two because I don't get the

604
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:47,720
time I'd have you know the kids and the missus have to be out and I'd have to

605
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:51,880
know that I've got ten hours to play just so I could get through it yeah but

606
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:56,200
I'm I'm content knowing that I've done a raid well look at it now and I will do

607
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,640
one you know but I've done a raid and that makes me happy knowing I've done

608
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,760
one it was only a few episodes ago that you were on here begging begging our

609
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:08,320
fans to let you into their clan and play with them so you had someone to play

610
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,760
over now look you're doing the hardest content in the game the hardest

611
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:18,240
specific type of that content and you've done it so now don't come crawling back

612
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:22,760
to me asking for my help now yeah yeah yeah yeah where was you understand that

613
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:26,400
if you're listening to this podcast and you're struggling you can go fuck

614
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,160
yourself because this man right here was struggling and where were you

615
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,360
you were nowhere unless you put in a patreon yeah unless you've given some

616
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,720
money and then I'll carry her yeah yeah but I won't carry to victory I'll just

617
00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:40,000
carry it for a bit until we go back to orbit I can't do it and I'll leave

618
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:46,240
yeah I loved it how many platinum's use that now do you know how many platinum's

619
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:53,160
you've got I've got the binding of Isaac yeah days gone yeah spider-man yeah god

620
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:59,360
of war yeah destiny to yeah that might be it that's cool though the big five

621
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:06,560
I'll have a look whilst we say Dean has blood-borne yeah fantastic fantastic

622
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:10,360
behavior I don't think it's harder than finding the wise it but there we go

623
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:15,800
there we are with it with it there there there what did you think a house of the

624
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:20,920
dragon house of the I've got eight platinum's you got eight how many how

625
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:27,800
have you fucking missed off three quick maths yeah I should have nine because

626
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:31,840
I've got I didn't one fuck up for you I've got apex legends as well but they

627
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:36,040
don't have a platinum I've got all the trophies so that's a bit unfair so we'll

628
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:42,600
call it nine what's the what's the other three well there's no way of just seeing

629
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:47,600
them so I have to like scroll for my games and as you know sorry that sounds

630
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,080
fantastic

631
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:57,960
got a tear there's there's a lot of I played a lot of games so it's a scroll

632
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:01,080
for Jay said to me today it was like because he wanted to play some

633
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:06,480
overwatch and I said I can't man cuz the pod and he was like oh like how long how

634
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,560
long does it take us so where it takes about an hour and a bit to record it and

635
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:13,920
he was like do you record it and like like do you pre record stuff and then

636
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,920
send out like you got a week in hand I went no no no because we want to we want

637
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:21,400
to stay a little bit relevant with what we're talking about and he was oh yeah

638
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,880
yeah cool cool cool is like how much is that is it quite a fair bit of editing

639
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:30,360
then like after you've you've recorded it I was like no my ear loads I went no

640
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:36,280
said it's completely raw I might cut off two seconds for the beginning and then

641
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:40,000
two seconds are used to though yeah yeah I said to him I said when we first like

642
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,880
the first like maybe ten episodes I said we heavily heavily edited quite a bit

643
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:52,440
but now we're just smut horizon zero dawn was one of them yeah yeah I'm still

644
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:56,400
still searching for the others what did you think about that geezer getting his

645
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:03,440
head sliced enough fuck that's a spoiler in it spoilers if you haven't fucked

646
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,760
that's just no because no one knows who you're talking about yet

647
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:11,000
give them a five second countdown to leave spoil you watching house of

648
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:15,760
the dragon house of the dragon yeah cool you've had enough time to bugger off

649
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:20,600
and then yeah whatever yeah him getting his head sliced off I saw it coming a

650
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:24,240
mile he's like hold your tongue and he held his tongue because you didn't

651
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:27,840
actually cut that no that was still intact there that was the joke weren't

652
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:32,040
it that was fantastic that was absolutely fantastic I'm gonna presume

653
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:38,920
the king is now dead well almost yes most certainly dead well you see him put

654
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:45,040
the hand up don't you and he goes yeah that was all improvised and he's did I

655
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:49,460
was it yeah I see you're improvised he said that Paddy Constantine is that his

656
00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:54,720
name I think that's his name he said yeah that's very cool he's such a good

657
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:58,760
at that last bit cuz he the way he played the character he wanted that

658
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:02,360
wasn't these little things but he wanted it to be the woman that played his wife

659
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:05,760
at died yeah although he didn't act of her very much he said she completely

660
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:10,120
changed the way he played that character yeah and he really appreciated and stuff

661
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:16,200
like that so he wanted that character to to do that as like a nod to her at the

662
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:22,760
end so oh ghosts of Tsushima is another one ghost of Tsushima so yeah that was

663
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:28,360
that was so people are saying he should win a Emmy award didn't George RR Martin

664
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:35,600
say that he portrayed a better king than he himself wrote yeah so the person that

665
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:39,380
created this character has said that the person who is playing this character has

666
00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:47,040
done a better job than me who made him yeah I find that mental that's so crazy

667
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:50,920
it's cool and it's just said something really funny when he took his um his

668
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:56,040
golden mask off and revealed that the right side of his face was all fucked in

669
00:52:56,040 --> 00:53:00,200
his eye was gone and his jaw was exposed and you could see his tongue and all of

670
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:06,400
that his missus sitting beside him Steph went she's got the rough end of the deal

671
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:13,600
she's got sit through dinner sit it next to that rather than the other side to me

672
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:17,880
I don't think he was eating much was no you knew that was his very cool that

673
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:21,320
scene with Damon where they had the little bit of the squabble I'm really I

674
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:26,120
apologize for not knowing the names I'm really terrible with the names but the

675
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:31,240
the brothers or the cousins isn't it yeah and they had little squabble and

676
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:37,720
Damon just looks at him he's like go away I love Damon he's the cool one yeah

677
00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:42,200
no just no you know that he's gonna be fighting the geezer with a one-eye you

678
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:46,040
just know they're gonna annoyingly Steph keeps seeing spoilers because obviously

679
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,680
they're following the books quite heavily and you can't really do much to

680
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:53,560
change the law that's not spoil it for me no no no I'm not gonna spoil it for

681
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:57,440
you but it's just get it's a bit it's a bit annoying because Steph has seen

682
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:02,280
quite an imperative spoiler and that she has told me about because I feel like if

683
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,720
it's been sport for her then I want it to be sport for me so that we're both

684
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:11,680
spoiled you're such a guy yeah well it's just respect and I respect it I mean I

685
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:16,640
wouldn't do she's suffering I'm suffering too yeah have you found these

686
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:22,800
other fucking Platinum's yet stop scrolling then we're done we'll accept

687
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:29,240
you that you've got nine Platinum's I eight and nine nine respectively because

688
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:34,040
obviously apex don't count but it does it counts on this on this pod I

689
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:41,240
appreciate that but yeah I'm I'm fucking excited it's good it's also the season

690
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:47,840
finale for Rings of Power today cool and I'm I'm intrigued to find out what

691
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:52,000
happens with that a lot of people are hating on it go fuck yourselves it's

692
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:56,680
nice to watch yeah it's not my fault that tick tock has ruined your attention

693
00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:00,080
span so you can't stand to watch a couple of episodes without there being

694
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:05,920
an absolute action for the entire thing shut the fuck up it's fantastic but yeah

695
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:11,920
House of the Dragons Rings of Power I love it all I'm fantastic with it did you

696
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:19,040
see what Netflix are doing putting adverts in their subscription yeah I'm

697
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:23,360
all up for that less than a five yeah that means I can buy two Netflix

698
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,240
subscriptions you enjoy that I don't know they said where they're putting the

699
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:28,720
adverts that's that's the killer and if they put in them in the middle of the

700
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:32,920
middle and out there yeah I'm not in this is what Markie Manistar no I said

701
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:37,680
this I agree with him yeah it was like if they if they start popping adverts

702
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:42,000
before before whatever you're watching yeah fair play that's sort of the only

703
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,560
place where you can really put them unless they make it look like a dodgy

704
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,760
porn site and when you open it up there's fucking adverts on the right

705
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:52,680
hand side in the top and then the left hand side that's not a kindle when I

706
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:59,440
bought my kindle you can buy them with ads or ad free so basically all your

707
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:04,120
kindles just got ads all over yeah now I don't know if that is in the way of the

708
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:09,200
books but either way I was just like I'm not having ads thank you goodbye yeah

709
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,880
yeah I'm not I'm not normally bothered about ads I just tend to accept them

710
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:16,440
like YouTube I know you paid for this special YouTube thing but I'm so used

711
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,440
to there being adverts on YouTube I just want you to go to YouTube exactly

712
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:22,720
you will never go there's no point in doing it because I don't want to be

713
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:27,440
stuck in that yeah but it could be free for you now because of the patreon

714
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:33,600
save up that dafader hot toy thank you I need to do an Amazon wishlist if you buy me

715
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:38,040
we ain't frying on fucking wishlist we ain't doing TikTok live if you buy me

716
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:46,080
dafader from the Obi-Wan series hot toy I'll send you a picture of my feet yeah

717
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:51,920
that's a fair trade that is a fair trade these feet majestic yeah there 350

718
00:56:51,920 --> 00:57:01,560
quid's worth of free feet well I've only got two feet mate sorry I don't know

719
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:09,600
where this is gone yeah I very nearly bought a steam deck the other day how I

720
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:13,120
didn't think you could or with money I didn't think they're available they're

721
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:17,480
just changed it you don't have to pre-purchase one now you can just buy

722
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:24,080
one and they'll send it straight to how much are they there's a lot a lot the

723
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:29,720
one that I wanted which is the one that's 254 gigabyte or something like

724
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:39,680
that 670 quid they are not cheap at all they are not cheap I will I'm just

725
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:43,280
googling it now to give you the exact prices because they got three different

726
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:50,560
versions all obviously so you got so the first version which only has 64

727
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:58,960
gigabytes of data you can get you can get an SD card for it which you have to

728
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:04,680
use I suppose if you can only afford the lower model then it is still cheap but

729
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,200
there must be games up but you can't even install for that they wouldn't be

730
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:13,320
able to yeah yeah I was watching reviews on it as I do before I decide a

731
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:18,520
purchase I haven't I haven't bought one I'm gonna wait but the guy was saying

732
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:23,000
that if you have to get this version it's mainly for if you only want to play

733
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,760
indie games because of obviously how small the download files are but then

734
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:31,440
yeah he was like put a fucking SD card in it if you want if you want more memory

735
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:43,840
that is 350 quid right and then the next one up is 256 gigabytes and that has

736
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:50,320
faster storage I don't really know what that means so it's you can you can

737
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:57,080
download shit on it faster that seems a bit mean that is 460 pounds and then

738
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:06,440
you got the 512 gigabyte oh sorry the 256 and the 512 have different components

739
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:13,160
in as well they're they're uprated basically the 512 gigabyte is 570

740
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:18,320
pounds and that comes with faster storage premium anti glare etched glass

741
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:23,120
a cat an exclusive carry case an exclusive steam community profile

742
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:28,840
bundle an exclusive virtual keyboard theme and it will deliver in one to two

743
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:36,040
weeks Wow it's a lot it is it's not a console what's the big one how much is

744
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:40,320
the big one that was the big one 570 quid sorry I got my prices wrong it's a

745
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:47,440
good thing I googled it I mean yes a lot but it's not that bad it is I didn't I

746
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:51,920
knew that it wasn't because my you can only really liken it to a Nintendo

747
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:56,360
switch and obviously they're completely different things what it is liken to is

748
00:59:56,360 --> 01:00:01,720
a PC it literally is a PC you can download Windows on it you can treat it

749
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:06,000
exactly like a PC you can download everything and have it and it's big the

750
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:11,640
Steam Deck is fucking big you couldn't carry it in your pocket but and you can

751
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:16,040
emulate a lot of stuff on it the guy that did the reviews he was like you can

752
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:19,760
put Windows on it you can he obviously didn't say that you could do emulators

753
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:22,880
because he's doing a fucking review obviously you're not supposed to do

754
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:30,320
emulators but he was like I wouldn't because it can affect the performance

755
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:33,560
and does perfect I wouldn't do anything that could give it bugs or that price

756
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:40,160
stuff viruses it looks very even know what emulating is to be very cool

757
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:45,280
steam on their library have a specific icon that tells you whether or not this

758
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:48,920
plays on the Steam Deck how good it is if it could play but it's probably not

759
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:54,800
the best and yeah I was very close to buying one because I thought yeah this

760
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:59,680
is this thing looks fucking sick and then I did research and a lot of people

761
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:03,760
saying the same thing of we're gonna wait until the next version because this

762
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:09,280
is sort of like the test dummy for it yeah and it all be it is good right now

763
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:14,520
but it will be better when in say a year's time when they've had time to

764
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:19,620
work out like how you got the Nintendo switch got the OLED version screens much

765
01:01:19,620 --> 01:01:25,840
much nicer the battery life on the Steam Deck is awful no is it absolutely

766
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:36,000
awful he was he was playing God of War off charge and it went from it was it

767
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:41,520
was something like 55% battery to 49% in five minutes

768
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:46,040
wow that's a lot that's a lot of percentage so you could only get it was

769
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:49,920
around about an hour and a half's worth of gameplay before you had to charge it

770
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:54,920
and that was it he said if you download Windows and you're playing games through

771
01:01:54,920 --> 01:02:00,320
Windows and not the actual steam that's default downloaded onto it because

772
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:04,800
obviously it completely changes the system it's worse for the battery life

773
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:09,360
to the point where even when it was plugged in it was losing charge Wow

774
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:12,800
yeah and he was saying if you're running through steam and everything it will it

775
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:17,000
will hold and gain charge whilst playing that probably depends on what game

776
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:21,280
you're playing as well I imagine if I'm playing Football Manager it's a little bit less and if you're

777
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:25,080
playing at the highest graphics that you can with for the Steam Deck and stuff

778
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,480
like that but I think if you're playing games like God of War you want to be

779
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:32,760
running it as close to 60 frames per second as possible I can't play it I

780
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:37,080
can't play things less than 60 now I'm a snob when it comes to that overwatch was

781
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:42,120
automatically set to resolution mode and I was like even the menu was like laggy

782
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:46,120
I was like what is going on here search settings I was like absolutely turning

783
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:51,640
performance mode straight on well when I downloaded overwatch silly little

784
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:58,200
overwatch it had the settings down to medium everything's on ultra everything's

785
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:03,120
as high as it possibly can be and it runs so fucking smooth and even like you

786
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:07,160
say the frames per second were set to 60 frames per second where the refresh

787
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:12,360
rate on the monitor is 144 so the fucking frames should be set to 144 and

788
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:18,240
it keeps 144 constantly and it doesn't get hot I'm amazed at how well it holds

789
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:22,960
up because the laptop holds up very well with every game as it should do it's

790
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:26,680
got the hardware for it but it runs quite hot as most laptops do but with

791
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:33,360
overwatch 2 no sits at about 60 degrees which is very low for a laptop because

792
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:38,360
the the cooling isn't isn't fantastic but but yeah the going back to the

793
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:43,320
Steam Deck real quick looks fucking fantastic really excited for it a big

794
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:50,280
big big step in the world of handheld consoles but I will hold off for now

795
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,960
until another version comes out and they've worked out whatever tweaks they

796
01:03:53,960 --> 01:04:00,200
are on if if the battery life can become greater much like it did on the

797
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:05,560
the Nintendo switch because they brought out a second version sort of under the

798
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:10,600
radar that had a much better battery life than the original Nintendo switch

799
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:15,480
and even then it's sort of like a fight between do I want to buy a switch or do

800
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:19,040
I want to buy a Steam Deck because if I buy a switch I can play with Steph a lot

801
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:25,760
more which sounds fucking fun whereas a Steam Deck I kind of got that you know I

802
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:32,240
mean but yeah cool cool thing well yeah it's very very exciting very accessible

803
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:39,360
even the cheap version like 350 quid that's cheaper than quite a few laptops

804
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:45,080
like that can game so it is accessible to people who may not be able to afford

805
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:54,880
afford a PC setup so yeah that is exciting I'm ready for my quiz okay who

806
01:04:54,880 --> 01:05:00,800
played the lead role in the 2016 Assassin's Creed film Carlos Bardem

807
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:10,280
Hovik quich curiam Tom Cruise Michael Fassbender Michael it says correct you

808
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:19,040
know your stuff you're good and it was a shit movie Michael Fassbender how does

809
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:28,960
Rodeligo Borgia die sword fight Juliet poisons him Henry Green stabs him Caesar

810
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:37,720
poisons him I don't know who that fella is he gets stabbed Henry Green stabs him

811
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:47,240
I don't know who he is yeah it says no you're wrong I'm wrong who is it did it

812
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:52,240
give you the answers no I'm not I'm even trying to look cuz it all have to load

813
01:05:52,240 --> 01:06:00,640
only eight more which game studio created Assassin's Creed Odyssey epic

814
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:09,600
games EA Rockstar or Ubisoft Ubisoft obviously that's correct you're not

815
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:14,360
waiting for the answer for that just in case we know I'm like at this point I

816
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:19,920
can get fucking anything wrong change that to two congratulations whoo you've

817
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:24,680
equaled your best thank you thank you so much that voice note you sent me abusing

818
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:30,000
me for the quiz that you picked oh no you ain't gonna like this one what is

819
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:40,320
Caesar Borgia sister called Juliet Lucia Sandra Luzella the fourth one well I

820
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:43,320
would have gone Juliet just because they mentioned that in the previous question

821
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:48,760
about him I've got no idea yeah I didn't want to say anything for the fourth one

822
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:58,080
that's too late yeah fuck you fucker this is mental numbers from you

823
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:03,680
this is crazy numbers from you it's fantastic behavior God it's been so

824
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:08,120
painful getting this quick which protagonist makes a return in Assassin's

825
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:15,200
Creed revelations I'll tie here Michael faz bender siwa Duncan

826
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:22,640
Walpole how to hear this is for kids shut the fuck up and keep on asking the

827
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:32,840
questions let me have this moment please two weeks of pain and anguish which game

828
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:38,560
in the Assassin's series was only released on the PlayStation Vita

829
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:43,840
Assassin's Creed 3 Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed liberation Assassin's

830
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:51,680
Creed 2 liberation obviously the only game that released on Vita ain't gonna

831
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:59,200
be Assassin's Creed 1 2 or 3 is it what have I done no look no because this is

832
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:02,360
good because wait until your quiz because it's good this is completely

833
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:13,120
fair what's going on this is well done bro you're smashing this

834
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:23,240
what does Bartolomeau yeah sword call his sword yeah I'm sorry but there's no

835
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:28,440
there's no answers oh and all I can do is click next so it says I must select

836
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:35,360
an option there's no option to select so that's there's nothing I can do anyway

837
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:41,840
that's fine skip skip it so select an answer but there's no answers to select

838
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:49,760
refresh I'll try refreshing good idea how many answers have I got right as to

839
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:53,120
how many questions what question was that question five I think that was

840
01:08:53,120 --> 01:09:01,720
seven yeah this is question seven yeah five out of seven this is great

841
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:05,000
hold on it's refreshed this is great this is what people pay their money for

842
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:08,640
yeah that quiz is dead in the water it won't load that question I have to just

843
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:21,320
find three quick questions no it really died like that can you think of three

844
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:30,880
questions off the top of your head I'll try one that goes like what is the name

845
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:34,760
of the main character in Assassin's Creed Valhalla

846
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:42,040
good I'll get that one right yeah that one's wrong that's evil right what is

847
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:50,760
the treasure of life in Assassin's Creed the treasure of life yeah whatever it is

848
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:55,080
the thing that you're chasing what the Apple of Eden yeah that's it well thank

849
01:09:55,080 --> 01:10:07,640
you ding ding ding ding ding ding that's six one more question what is the name

850
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:13,080
of the main protagonist in Assassin's Creed origins

851
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:22,760
no I don't know bike bike nice it's like I say I'm asking questions on the ones

852
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:26,800
that I know that's why I haven't played the ones six out of ten we'll take that

853
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:33,280
that's six out of ten Jesus Christ we need to sort his quizzes out we have to

854
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:36,920
plan this one out yeah report right do you want your quiz yes please your quiz

855
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:42,920
right it's on Star Wars oh yes mum in the Force Awakens no no this is for my

856
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:49,640
least known subject which character has Darth Vader's damaged mask Kylo Ren yes

857
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:55,640
how did Princess Leia get her title of royalty she is the adopted daughter of

858
01:10:55,640 --> 01:11:04,040
Bael Organa that one and Queen Reha that one that one yeah what while the Jedi

859
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:09,280
use a number of crystal colors for their lightsabers what color is preferred by

860
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:16,720
the siff red was that as free in it mm-hmm who destroyed the droid control

861
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:22,800
ship when they accidentally activated a Naboo fighters autopilot Jar Jar Binks

862
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:28,360
no go on Anakin Skywalker give me the answers then will you answer I'm sorry

863
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:35,480
I didn't ask for my Anakin Skywalker was played by Jake Lloyd interestingly Lloyd

864
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:40,320
has not acted in a single movie since episode 1 after harsh criticism for his

865
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:46,440
role there's a little little fun fact for you facts on the questions where does

866
01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:52,280
Yoda live when he first trains Luke Skywalker tattooing Dagobah Dagobah

867
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:59,800
Hoff or correct course good it's Dagobah okay okay yeah that's right while

868
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:04,200
fighting his own father in the cloud city which hand does Luke Skywalker lose

869
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:17,120
right left both neither so 50-50 answer I know which hand he loses I can think

870
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:24,040
cuz I can I can remember the same it's got his right hand I think it's gonna be

871
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:34,120
his left but we'll put right I swear he's holding the who defeats

872
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:39,280
Finn in his very first lightsaber jewel Darth Maul Darth Vader

873
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:46,760
Kerok vet Kylo Ren Kylo Ren that's correct what is true backers weapon of

874
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:52,320
choice blaster rifle lightsaber metal club bow caster bow caster is correct

875
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:57,520
when we see him again in the force awakens after many years gallivanting

876
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:06,160
around the galaxy with Han Solo how did how old is true backer under 55 78 200

877
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:21,960
years old on the dot over 220 years 55 78 200 over 220 78 78 over 220 years I

878
01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:31,280
didn't know that old that's quite mental how many questions one two three four

879
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:40,200
should be nine five six seven eight nine so you've got seven out of nine so far

880
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:49,040
last question last question what are the creatures living on Endor that helped

881
01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:58,520
the rev EWOX yeah one more bonus question one all right sure what was the

882
01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:03,080
original title for the Star Wars movie Star Battles Adventures of Luke

883
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:10,760
Starkiller Adventures of the Jedi battles in space what was the first one

884
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:15,080
Star Battles Star Battles Adventures of Luke Starkiller it's not gonna be a

885
01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:19,020
second or third one so over the first or last one so either Star Battles or

886
01:14:19,020 --> 01:14:25,320
battles in space I say star battles Star Battles wrong Adventures of Luke

887
01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:29,560
Starkiller well that's mental and I'll tell you why that's mental gone because

888
01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:38,160
Starkiller yeah is Darth Vader's apprentice that he takes on when first

889
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:43,480
released in 1977 what we doing now this movie was no this movie was simply

890
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:47,680
titled Star Wars as it was intended to be a standalone film the sequels were

891
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:53,280
not considered until after it became wildly successful so yeah congratulations

892
01:14:53,280 --> 01:15:00,800
you've got seven out of ten here Wada thank you nice so that's three now

893
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:08,560
that's fantastic and this is episode 17 so it's gonna be a draw if I win the

894
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:16,520
next three so if you if you win the next one which I have no doubt that you will

895
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:22,840
next week you'll fucking win this quiz then we will do the rest of the quizzes

896
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:28,640
for our for argument sake yeah I'll just enjoy my pizza as I will die in honor

897
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:35,360
we will die that's fantastic that is fantastic we we have a couple of

898
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:39,560
questions and we we do we got some user engagement the listener engagement I

899
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:45,000
like it you can ask them because you're the Twitter man all right big Sam I

900
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:52,400
won't say your full name but thank you for your patreon we appreciate it he's

901
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:57,120
asked the following questions at what's the button because that's our handle on

902
01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:01,000
Twitter yeah we're still working have you tried playing Nino Cooney or af of

903
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:05,440
the white witch never tried a JRPG before but thought I'd try it fucking

904
01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:09,320
amazing game it's like Final Fantasy Dark Cloud and Pokemon mixed together

905
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:14,960
it's a bit of a kiddie gimmick but try it I completed it in 92 hours now I

906
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:20,600
can say I played the first Nino Cooney I didn't play it to completion I enjoyed

907
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:24,080
it I enjoyed the little Welsh fella that follows you about it's very cool he's

908
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:29,960
funny and yeah I did enjoy it it's essentially what I remember it as is

909
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:33,800
basically collecting little Pokemon monsters and then using them to battle I

910
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:37,680
never played wrath of the white witch because I never finished the first one

911
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:43,880
and I've just never really thought about it but should it ever appear on game

912
01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:48,960
pass or cheap enough I will buy it just for you and I will give it a go and

913
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:55,000
that nice just for you I've I've got nothing to add on it unfortunately I

914
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:59,440
quickly watched its release trailer to see what it was all about and it does

915
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:05,520
look quite cool I can't I can't say it looks like my kind of game if I'm honest

916
01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:11,600
but again the Welsh keys are in it fucking loved him his voice acting was

917
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:20,480
on point I love that it looks fun but yeah I think I remember when I used to

918
01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:25,440
work at Sainsbury's a woman coming in and she was like easily 70 years old and

919
01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:31,360
she asked me for Nino Cooney mm-hmm and she was like have you seen this and I

920
01:17:31,360 --> 01:17:35,120
helped her find it and she didn't realize that it was a it was a game she

921
01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:39,120
thought it was like an anime series and I was so perplexed I was like she's like

922
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:44,440
70 she's into anime that's fucking awesome so that's sort of like my only

923
01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:50,920
little bit of Nino Cooney I've ever been exposed to but it looks it looks quite

924
01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:56,560
cool it does look cool he Sam's right on the description of it just fucking

925
01:17:56,560 --> 01:18:01,680
Final Fantasy with a little bit of Pokemon and Dark Cloud mixed into it but

926
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:05,680
like I say I probably won't bother buying it because I just know that I

927
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:11,000
tell you what it is is when he said I completed in 92 yeah in my head that

928
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:18,880
means that it takes at least 60 hours to complete it I'm not promising I'm gonna

929
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:24,080
finish it because I'm not gonna finish in games I love let alone games I might

930
01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:28,440
not yeah I'll give it a go well no we appreciate the question I love persona

931
01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:31,440
five royale and I never got to the end of that was that the one that you showed

932
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:35,160
me when I come around yeah yeah I love it it's one of the highest rated games

933
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:38,680
of all time yeah I can see why but I just struggled I couldn't understand

934
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:43,480
what the fuck was going on I don't know what's going on I don't know even gem

935
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:46,440
lights watching that she helped me on some of the very colorful very

936
01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:49,920
interesting yeah I mean I like the combat and our story is a bit I'm not

937
01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:56,840
really I don't know of anime a lot of Edgerunners JRPG's they go with that

938
01:18:56,840 --> 01:19:03,200
very colorful style they look visually they are very very very nice to look at

939
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:11,760
so explains why yeah persona five was so like wow yes so I hope that answers your

940
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:18,040
question you also asked the top four games you've been excited to buy or be

941
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:22,640
released then when you've played it it's been pure dogshit evolve like you can't

942
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:27,280
wait to get rid Sam's list number one was greed for number two was the order

943
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:34,680
1886 number three was summoner 2 and number four was far cry and then he

944
01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:43,080
follows out before poo emojis which I respect well speak for yourself evolve

945
01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:46,600
evolve would be one that springs to mind straightaway game look absolutely

946
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:50,200
fantastic and we spoke touched on it a couple of episodes ago about how it was

947
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:55,920
sort of being revived but not it was just a little peak time on on steam that

948
01:19:55,920 --> 01:20:00,840
people were playing like the legacy servers it's died again now like it's it

949
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:06,520
it's not coming back but when that game was announced and the pre-orders come

950
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:12,820
about I pre-ordered that for 65 quid and when you're a little pot wash at the

951
01:20:12,820 --> 01:20:18,900
age of like I think I was like 16 17 earning like three pound 50 an hour 65

952
01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:23,840
quids a lot of bones to be dumping on a game and when that come out absolute

953
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:28,280
dogshit absolute dogshit it's a tough question

954
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:33,000
off the top of my head first one I can think of would ironically be no man's

955
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:38,760
guy obviously I don't feel that way no more yeah no man's guy probably does see

956
01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:42,720
in that category because it's not the no man's guy that it was I was so excited

957
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:46,800
for that game me being the big space head I love Star Wars and all that sort

958
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:52,120
of stuff I was like wow I'm gonna just fly around like Anakin and just do what

959
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:57,200
I want but it came up I was streaming at the time and I didn't have a massive

960
01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:00,640
following but I had a following nonetheless and people jumped in there

961
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:04,600
so how is it I was like I was trying to put a brave face on I was like yeah no

962
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:12,120
it's alright still early on it's still early on that's perfect early days it was

963
01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:17,600
so boring yeah yeah I couldn't wait to turn the stream off and just scream into

964
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:23,000
a pillow cuz I was so excited I felt I was upset I was distraught cuz I love I

965
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:29,080
love I love it I was looking forward to loving this game yeah it was so shit I

966
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:33,360
was so heartbroken now obviously it's a different beast entirely now it's

967
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:39,920
fantastic absolutely absolutely love it think of any other ones off the top of

968
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:42,760
your head there are some proper shit games that I've played yeah but they

969
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:46,600
had you had to be excited for them yeah that's that's the problem is as you get

970
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:52,960
older the excitement dies there was a Dark Souls kind of game that came out

971
01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:57,880
and they've just announced they're actually doing a sequel for it mm-hmm I

972
01:21:57,880 --> 01:22:02,400
can't remember Lords of the Fallen it was called right Lords of the Fallen it

973
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:10,640
was like the new Dark Souls and once again it was shit I think mate I don't

974
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:13,680
know whether the game is shit come out with bad reviews and stuff like that but

975
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:18,440
I suppose when you're used to Dark Souls quality and it comes out and it's you're

976
01:22:18,440 --> 01:22:22,200
just comparing it to Dark Souls so it's automatically unfair yeah comparing it

977
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:27,280
to something that is not oh go on battlefield yeah yeah just popped in my

978
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:32,680
head I must have said something that made us both think that at the same time

979
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:39,760
battlefield battlefield 100% when the trailer for that announced and the

980
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:44,640
geezer doing the the randazook or whatever it's called where he jumps out

981
01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:49,480
the jet and fucking shoots another jet down then jumps back in that the trailer

982
01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:56,360
for battlefield 2042 is one of the best trailers I think I've ever seen

983
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:59,920
absolutely fucking incredible I remember watching it in the vans on the way to

984
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:02,880
work and showing everyone the people that weren't gamers and going look how

985
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:06,280
fucking sick this is and they're watching it going yes fucking sick and

986
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:12,880
then yeah that come out big steaming pile of dog shit is what that was

987
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:19,000
absolute shot fantastic to play but just the effort weren't there it's quite fun

988
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:22,360
when you play it but then the more you play it the more you realize how it's

989
01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:26,160
like a the more the cracks start to become yeah it's like they say it's it's

990
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:32,000
it's uh it's as big as a puddle and I said big as the ocean is as deep as a

991
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:35,800
puddle pretty much yeah yeah there's a lot going on there is no scratching

992
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:40,120
beneath the surface because the surface is the floor there's there's nothing

993
01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:46,160
underneath this surface yeah that would be one that is a shame because I've

994
01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:52,880
always been someone who was always fighting the battle for battlefield as

995
01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:58,580
opposed to call of duty me too me too and for this to come out and all the

996
01:23:58,580 --> 01:24:02,120
talk of going the fucking cod players won't know what's hit them this is a

997
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:05,640
real game this is real first-person shooter and then it comes out and it's

998
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:11,200
buggy as hell and fucking dead in the water within a month it was it was it

999
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:15,200
was upsetting and we paid the big bucks for it Royce on it I was like yeah you

1000
01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:19,320
you love warzone you sound the game you play just think warzone but you can like

1001
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:23,960
you don't just die once and then come back you can't come back you can come

1002
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:27,480
as many times you want you can blow holes in the wall I still go back to my

1003
01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:31,440
favorite ever probably battlefield memory my favorite battle for battlefield 4

1004
01:24:31,440 --> 01:24:36,280
but I think it was about for one my favorite battlefield memory with Clarkie

1005
01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:41,640
and he was in this little was in a house and we was like you can go in the house

1006
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:47,240
go upstairs climb Aladdin we was like in this little attic loft basically

1007
01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:51,400
English people and we were shooting out a window sniping a couple of dirty

1008
01:24:51,400 --> 01:24:57,240
little snipers camping love it and yeah or one of us was sniping whatever anyway

1009
01:24:57,240 --> 01:25:01,200
we're shooting out the window and it's geezer we killed him but then he come

1010
01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:03,840
back he just kept coming back in notice because the same geezer just kept running

1011
01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:07,720
over the same hill yeah geezer just keep coming back bro and we just keep he's

1012
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:14,360
getting angrier and angrier and the next thing you know he's turned up and he's

1013
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:21,000
thrown he's thrown Molotov up and he's like burnt us yeah one of us died but

1014
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:25,200
the other one rezzed so he come back shot him he come back again throwing

1015
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:29,720
grenades then honestly this geezer must have died five six times at least and

1016
01:25:29,720 --> 01:25:37,240
the next thing you see he rolled over the top of them thing in a tank is that

1017
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:41,360
that guy is that that guy he's obviously just had enough he blew the whole

1018
01:25:41,360 --> 01:25:46,360
building up yeah and we died yeah just think that is like that is spitting on

1019
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:49,640
his carpet while he was doing that's what battlefield was that's what

1020
01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:54,640
battlefield is you know you are these bastards up here I'll just blow the house up there

1021
01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:59,280
yeah yeah same is battlefield for you like shooting a guy I can't get in there

1022
01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:03,400
throw some c4 in the wall make your own hole in the wall there's none of that

1023
01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:07,320
there's no more than a TV and send it off bang yeah there's none of there's

1024
01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:10,640
none of that destruction in the new battlefield you can't blow holes in

1025
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:15,680
random walls and stuff and no not really not to the same aspect as you could have

1026
01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:19,360
done and they they made that quite a big selling point they went for bigger is

1027
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:23,640
better yeah made the match huge yeah and bigger was fuck all I mean they've

1028
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:29,520
changed it all now but it's nice good I'm not saying it's a bad game it's just

1029
01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:33,440
not battlefield is it it's not one I was used to it's not what you was obviously

1030
01:26:33,440 --> 01:26:38,520
used to and just all I want is just remake battlefield for them that do yeah

1031
01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:42,240
for so good it'll always be my favorite battlefield and just remake that that

1032
01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:48,520
will be more than enough for me yeah yeah so that was that was a major let

1033
01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:55,080
down I'm trying to think quickly of any other major let downs but um I've got one

1034
01:26:55,080 --> 01:27:06,680
it's the it's Prince of Persia but it's the one know can I just say thanks to

1035
01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:10,680
RJ by the way for giving me your quiz because I said to him the other day I

1036
01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:14,200
was I'm struggling with what quiz to give him next and he said why don't you

1037
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:18,880
give him Assassin's Creed it just goes to show that one of my pals listens to

1038
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:21,520
every episode he's listening he knows you well enough to know that I should

1039
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:25,040
give you an Assassin's Creed quiz show respect for that and now I fucked it

1040
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:30,280
yeah but that's fine six out of if you'd have managed to answer ask the entire

1041
01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:36,000
quiz I probably would have done better I may have even won but that's true

1042
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:46,320
we take you so there was a Prince of Persia that came out fucking hell

1043
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:49,600
because I can't remember the name I think it was just called Prince of

1044
01:27:49,600 --> 01:28:00,440
Persia and it was you know sort of like the style of Borderlands yes what's that

1045
01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:03,400
style called not like supercell or something like that

1046
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:13,720
cell shaded cell shaded they did a cell shaded type in cell shaded there we go

1047
01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:21,120
it was just called Prince of Persia and it was cell shaded and when I first heard

1048
01:28:21,120 --> 01:28:24,360
are they bringing out another Prince of Persia I was like yeah this is because I

1049
01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:27,520
loved Prince of Persia that's why that's where my love for Assassin's Creed just

1050
01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:32,640
come from is Prince of Persia fucking fantastic games so when I found out that

1051
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:37,280
there was bringing out another one I was I was hyped for it didn't do any

1052
01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:42,360
research or looking into it I was a kid and then yeah when it come out I bought

1053
01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:48,080
it and absolute dogshit one of the worst games I think I've ever played

1054
01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:51,840
graphically it looked fucking awful you're chasing around these shitty

1055
01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:56,920
little orbs like you're playing Crash Bandicoot it was fucking grim

1056
01:28:56,920 --> 01:29:00,360
absolutely grim I played it for about two hours and threw it in the bin I

1057
01:29:00,360 --> 01:29:04,320
think I literally threw it in the bin Wow I was so angry because it just

1058
01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:08,640
spoiled it man it was a childhood game that I was seriously attached to so yeah

1059
01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:13,520
that's a good one for me that that I was I was extremely excited about playing

1060
01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:20,200
I found an easy way of finding out the games that I hated just going on my

1061
01:29:20,200 --> 01:29:26,320
PlayStation looking at my trophies the game Marvel's Avengers oh that was shit

1062
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:33,320
dogshit really really bad I was hoping for a destiny style looter you know

1063
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:41,400
you're hoping for anthem but with Marvel but yeah not anthem right this list is

1064
01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:45,920
gonna go mental Mass Effect Andromeda anthem was a mental one the potential

1065
01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:49,200
with that did you ever play it I never got gassed for that the you never

1066
01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:52,840
played it the potential for that game was fucking incredible the fact that

1067
01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:57,120
PlayStation the PlayStation store still selling it for like 30 odd quid and the

1068
01:29:57,120 --> 01:30:01,160
servers and non-existent a non-existent so you can't even play it well they're

1069
01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:05,680
still selling it could have been an absolutely mental game and they really

1070
01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:08,720
fumbled the bag on that one really fucked it up I hope someone will tries

1071
01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:13,200
to revive that because the concept of it was incredible think Titanfall but open

1072
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:22,000
world yeah the Witcher 3 Wild Hunt that's a joke for me it wouldn't be but

1073
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:26,560
you never got gassed for it though but you got me gassed up for it you haven't

1074
01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:31,160
given it enough chance no no and you you would make that so we'll leave that

1075
01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:34,600
segment there Sam has asked an incredible question that's that could

1076
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:38,880
easily take on a lot longer time but we're rolling on to near the two hour

1077
01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:44,400
mark oh really we're at one hour well there's your super super duper patreon

1078
01:30:44,400 --> 01:30:48,080
special exclusive episode they're getting longer and longer and longer

1079
01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:55,200
yeah we sort of already done what we've been playing really in we yeah who's

1080
01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:59,680
what I've been playing there's nothing else it's taken over overwatch destiny

1081
01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:08,440
and FIFA 23 hiss yeah we'll um we'll try and jump on some of well I suppose I

1082
01:31:08,440 --> 01:31:14,000
got scorned in I so that'll be something new to talk about edging ever closer to

1083
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:19,160
God of War yes Sony still haven't released their yacht in our editions so

1084
01:31:19,160 --> 01:31:24,680
I'm still holding out hope boy holding out that hope you've got something I've

1085
01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:28,560
got something I have got something so that's all right so yeah that's exciting

1086
01:31:28,560 --> 01:31:33,920
I'm also getting my chest to be finished on the 12th nice so that's even more

1087
01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:38,560
exciting November is an expensive month sounds it so yeah that's it we're gonna

1088
01:31:38,560 --> 01:31:42,360
fuck off we're gonna do some heavy heavy editing of this episode yeah I'm gonna

1089
01:31:42,360 --> 01:31:48,360
get some serious shit that we've spoken yeah a lot of quiz silence bullshit yeah

1090
01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:53,400
we've got a planet before we yeah we definitely need to do it fucking awful

1091
01:31:53,400 --> 01:32:01,000
you won't hear any of it but it was awful it was really bad all right we'll

1092
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:06,880
leave it there we'll come back next week episode 18 get fucking excited get ready

1093
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:12,640
for it it's coming mum hello happy birthday goodbye see you later

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you