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yeah boy that is exactly what it is I find that so odd started from sitting in
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we're making money off of just talking you're like giddy little kids it's just
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overwatch 2 mm-hmm overwatch overwatch overwatch 2 2 2 2 2 oh how we shit on it
last oh god it's taken me by its lovely lovely embrace and I feel so warm in the
arms of a Rissa no fucking all over it oh god I love this game
I think this is incredible haven't stopped playing it no it's fucking mental
I love it I can't believe I've slept on overwatch 1 this whole time no no who
comes out and I'm like where have you been my whole life I now see why there's
like a hundred million players yeah and because it's free to play even more
accessible and I just think it's I found I found my niche so I play tank and
support I play support more than I do tank and my support there's many
different ways to say her name but I say Brigit or just call her Brigie I know
people say Bridget or Brigita all different fucking ways but it's easier
for me to just say Brigie and then the tank I go with a Rissa I just find them
there those two seem to I seem to play quite well with both of them so I'm
gonna I'm gonna be the master of them and fuck everything else off other
sided just make life easier that's fair enough you was just all champion soldier
76 and then you never again yeah well I just stopped man because I was jumping
in playing as a Rissa and the tanks in this are overpowered as fuck they're
just DPS with with massive that's what I don't understand so I play damage or
attack or whatever you want to call it mmm and then I look and I'm doing well
I'm getting like 17 18 kills I'm in damage and then the tanks have more than
me yeah like you're not that's not your job how are you doing that yeah cuz
they do silly damage I don't know if it used to be like that like I say having
having never really played overwatch one I've got nothing to compare it well I
know that they're lowered the players so yeah it used to have these two tanks
yeah yeah so it's it's it's exciting so I really enjoy playing as tank and don't
get me wrong if you don't play tactically you just get fucked up but
some of the stuff I'm seeing on tik-tok and Facebook and Instagram some of these
people that are playing this game are fucking mental some of the people are
also very very toxic I had my first experience on it the other day I was
just playing Jen was bowling round Hoover in or whatever it was she was
doing and his geezer just started screaming abuse and obviously when you
play on the PlayStation it comes through the control I didn't have headphones on
he was like he was saying some words that you shouldn't be saying yeah and he
was being like he was being very offensive to certain people wow but but
what he was saying was all wrong and we won the game comfortably yeah he was
saying where's the fucking healers why aren't you healing I have noticed that
there is quite a few people that get rather angry specifically with players
that play Moira Moira she a healer she's a healer but extremely good at dealing
damage to the point where is that the one that sucks the life yeah she's a
fucker man she always catches a lot of people are playing her and not fucking
healing because they're more interested in the amount of damage that does it's
because it's so easy to deal damage with her because our damaging ability locks
on to the target and it's a channeling effect so you just hold down whatever
button it is to to shoot so it's it's extremely easy to deal tons of damage
very quickly and yeah you scroll through tick tock if you're if your algorithm is
set to overwatch to like mine is at the moment there's just constant clips or
people playing like playing with someone who's playing Moira and they've got fuck
all health need healing and the Moira's just just ignore them just letting them
die but yeah there's there's there has been a lot of toxic people around this
game especially when it comes to the cosmetics
what's the beef I ain't heard this because it's free to play it's it's so
the the new person the new champion or whatever they fucking call it Kiriko
hero hero Kiriko is if you wanted all the cosmetics for all the skins all the
emotes all of that shit it's either $150 if you were to buy it all out right or
that translates into I think it's something like maybe 50 months or
something like that an extremely long period of time to unlock all the
cosmetics and people are getting angry because they're flicking through all the
skins and stuff and it's like you need $20 or 20 quid to get this skin and it
will just be the exact same skin you've got but a shade of blue or something
like that and people are kicking off because I will that's just a fucking
cash grab but I think when the game is free and it's it is this good and I
really do think it's good shut the fuck up you you don't have to buy all these
skins just buy the cool ones people just want everything don't they I mean I've
already thrown 35 we've been buying I bought the watch point they bought the
bundle thing because I wanted stupidly or is has got a really cool skin of like a
demon looks like something out of fucking doom looks very cool and so I it
was like it's two thousand is 1900 coin so I was like I can either spend the 15
quid and get two thousand coins but I want the battle pass or I just spend the
35 quid you get the battle pass you get a load of other shit and then you get
two thousand coins for any so I so I did that went on to a risk of the by the
skin not available yet Halloween skin so some point in this month that's gonna
become available I'm gonna buy that it looks fucking sick yeah I see I'm playing
Reaper at the moment I knew you would I knew you'd be Reaper I don't know why
because he's hard yeah that and Hanzo or Genji yeah but yeah but the thing is
we're Reaper like I think Genji's a bit more like he is I watched a tier list of
here Genji's s-tier like the highest you can be but thing is I think he's more
trying to think of the word like for really skilled players oh you have to be
good to play him he's got a high skill gap yeah that's it he's learning curve
yeah I've tried him man and I get why he's good but I struggle to do well with
him yeah whereas Hanzo who's not an s-tier he's like C or whatever he's really
good but you can just ping people from distance but Reaper plays perfectly how
I want because you can get really up close to him yeah I've played him a
little bit I didn't like him personally
jail free card but it would just flow off don't you yeah T pose yeah so what I do
is I come around the flank or wherever I'll see where the enemies are and I'll
teleport behind them and I'll just come in from the back while they're all
facing my team bang bang bang bang bang shooting them as soon as they start
shooting back I just go nah I'm going invincible now and I'll just teleport
back to my team yeah yeah he just plays my play style perfectly and I get so
many kills of him there's one gripe that I have with overwatch right now and it's
really this is how pedantic I am and these things matter to me is the stats
are just fucking a mess the stats aren't they're all over the place the stats
yeah so it's all over Twitter and stuff so people you mean the ranked no just
the stats so if you go in your career stats it will say like Reaper was my
most played character because it took my overwatch one stats as well no yeah so I
had like three hours played with Reaper X amount of kills X amount of deaths but
now every time I play with him my time played with Reaper goes down my kills go
down and my wins go down everything's just the stats are just fucking all over
the place yeah and that's really I love looking at that haven't actually looked
at my stats I haven't seen I haven't I think I tried to find them but couldn't
find where your career profile is but yeah mine are all over the place and so
is a lot of other people so I hope they fix that because I'm a stack man I like
looking at my stuff no I know there's issues with the the ranked placings at
the moment so it's I believe so you have to get 50 wins before you can actually
play rank unless unless you've played it like overwatch one and you were playing
ranked then then it transfers over you don't have to do that I I do agree with
it however I think 50 is quite a lot of wins to start having a crack at ranked I
think maybe 25 might have been a good one because if you played have you
played over what the rancher no I'm 43 out of 50 so far I think I think I think
50 wins is too much I think 50 games played is better yeah 50 wins is it's a
lot of games it is a lot of games to win if you win after games you might have to play
hundred games but it's I know so once you're in ranked it's either it's either
win seven games or play 20 and that is when you get your placing and I've seen
a lot of people who have been winning seven consecutive games and then being
placed in bronze five which is the lowest ranking there is an update out
yesterday so hopefully they've they sort of they did mention I read it and it
said that they were aware that their people were being placed in the wrong
placement bracket but I didn't know what they're talking about saying reach the
ranked thing yet I don't I mean I'm not much for a ranked player when it comes
to games however I'm probably wrong here I don't really see much of an issue with
it because if you're say if you were if your grandmaster stature then the fact
you've been placed in bronze surely you must be able to just blitz your way but
again I suppose maybe if you've been placed in bronze nine times out of ten
you might actually be playing with people who are of bronze caliber
exactly that might drag you down even further yeah yeah I suppose okay yeah
let me redact that statement then I now understand it me and a guy I work with
Jay he asked me to talk about him a little bit on the podcast he was I'll
only listen to this one episode if you talk about overwatch 2 so you better
fucking listen yeah we're done with fuck mark it's fuck Jane now he's done my
edit love mark now all right yeah we love mark fuck mark he he's pay plays
on Xbox and obviously one of the things I love about overwatch is that it's
completely cross-platform completely and it's cross-save as well I love that so
ready for everything I do on the on the PC I can jump on the PlayStation and
I'll be I'll have the same everything and he him and his brother were complain
in the last couple games that we played that their aim was all over the shop and
I thought nothing nothing of it didn't realize until today there's no aim
assist in PC lobbies when you're on when you're playing either controller
through the PC or if you're playing on a console because if you group up with me
and then play with me you get bunged into PC lobbies so you lose your aim
assist which is sort of the only benefit the only step up you have as a console
player to a PC player so and I find that crazy that they haven't got aim assist
for people that have a controller I don't understand how that's fair because
it can't be because I can move around a hell of a lot fucking quicker with this
mouse and my button placement is a hell of a lot quicker because everything
everything I do is with the mouse because obviously it being a razor mouse
all the buttons are on the side so I don't have to touch fuck all unless I
want to move which is what I do so everything is right is right here and
like Jay was explaining if he wants to use certain abilities he has to take his
thumb off of his aim off of his analog stick to fucking aim to use some of his
abilities which isn't fair and when you take out aim assist it it's a bit of a
fuck-up really I don't understand why they've gone for that I don't think
that's intentional it might be I don't think it is though it sounds like
something that makes sense it sounds strange to me it does sound strange and
also have you played Lucio yet no I've only played them on support keys are you
can fucking run across walls he is so quick it's mental bounce off of walls
and all shit we were playing a game and there was this one Lucio player on the
other team oh my god I think he ended up going like 45 and one he was mental he
or she whoever it whoever was playing this this hero was incredible you could
not you could not shoot this person they were bouncing all over the place I was
astounded I then jumped on Lucio fucking useless
people have played well against me with certain characters you're gonna play
that yeah the same with that Genji that's why I start playing yeah just
like wow you're cool and then I use them as a potato yeah I like the I like the
practice range how easy is to swap heroes just to test them out and you
fully get to test them out I've always found the playing games sort of similar
to this where you have to pick from a massive pool of characters is quite
difficult especially when every single one of those characters has a completely
different play style and different abilities there's some games I can't name
off the top of my head but I know there are a few that I've played where there
was no practice range so if you wanted to try out a new character you'd have to
do it in an actual game and all that type of shit and then you can't swap
while you're in a game good thing is you don't have to waste time in the
practice range doing it either because you can do it whilst you're waiting for a
game yeah you're not like I'll go and do practice range for a bit you look for a
game while I'm doing that I'll mess around you can jump in and do deathmatch while
you're fucking around waiting all that type of shit so and even then you can
swap while you're in game very easily yeah so it's I'm really enjoying it I'm
excited to to see what what happens I'm waiting for some stuff to come out on
Brigit Bridget whatever fucking name is because in terms of cosmetics there
isn't a whole lot there that I'm after but I just know that I'm gonna start
throwing some serious fucking money there is for Reaper bro he's got I see a
skin the other day Halloween one he's got a pumpkin for a head I'm just like
I'm all over that the what's the I don't know what the hamster yeah I see that
the pumpkin one for that he's got a pumpkin skin it looks fucking sick he's
cool there's just some cool shit and like I say for a free-to-play game I
know that people who played over Overwatch one there were a lot of
people that it was a hardcore though you know you're not gonna please them a lot
of the time yeah well they ain't got a fucking choice but to play it now well
that's what I mean like it'd be one of them things when Overwatch 3 comes out
you'd be like fuck you know it's just shit Overwatch 2 is so much better it's like the
Call of Duty thing always happens yeah the Call of Duty you're playing at the
moment is always shit until the next one comes out and then that last one was so
much better yeah it goes man it's the way it goes well yeah I'm buzzing through
it I brought the battle pass and plodding through it and yeah once they
sort the stats out I'll be all over it when it first come out Ash was talking
to me he's like the fucking shop it won't take my money it won't let me give the
money it was all that account merging nonsense man and then I had to delete an
account because it linked to my my World of Warcraft one I used once and it was a mess
it was all a bit a bit a bit of a messy one and the servers have been a bit skewy
I don't know about you or how much time you've got to you've had to play on it
but there's definitely been a handful of matches where there's been people
bouncing all over the fucking place and I've got it set so I can see like my
latency and everything and it was just through the wall last night but they
were doing single problem I haven't had a single problem apart from this long
wait time sometimes I've had it crash on me a couple times no I haven't had that
either but I might just be I know that's I know they had server problems yesterday
because I was looking at that stuff they're doing people doing maintenance
there was a patch last night as well so yeah yeah yeah but yeah that's that's
Overwatch 2 very excited I'm gonna continue playing it has taken up pretty
much all of my gaming time and it will continue to until the 9th of November
me too can't wait yum Elden Ring Elden Ring back from the dead yes it is
oh love it there just very quickly there's a tick tock page I follow can't
remember the name of it but it's a guy that has a shitload of mods in Elden Ring
all different weapons and different abilities and stuff and he's made that
game look a game that already looked fucking sick even better I'll send you
some they look so fucking cool carry on me carry on yeah I don't know about the
DLC I know right so it's not actually confirmed or anything but they did a
patch the other day and this comes from gamesradar.com by Ali Jones
reputable Elden Ring fans think they've uncovered plans for more than one DLC
release could DLC 0 1 files hint at DLC 2 or even DLC 3 Elden Ring fans think
they might have discovered evidence of plans for more than one DLC update
yesterday Elden Ring update 1.07 dropped while the highlight was a suite of
changes inspired by a pivot to a different weapon scalings for PvE and
PvP gameplay some important details lay hidden within the new files specifically
new menu strings made mention of ray tracing and two brand new areas not
previously available anywhere on Elden Ring's map naturally those two new
locations were immediately linked to the long-awaited Elden Ring DLC not only has
the game success made some kind of follow-up seem very likely but in-game
discoveries of some players assuming that the location of some future add-on
is already known it now seems possible however that from software could be
planning multiple major updates as noted on reddit one group of data miners
discovered a string referring specifically to DLC 0 1 not only does
that suggest that DLC is well and truly on the way but it arguably also pays the
way for DLC 02 and perhaps more beyond at this point before we've had word on
even a first major ring major Elden Ring DLC that's quite the reach but given the
game's massive success in the first half of the year it wouldn't be surprising
to see Bandai Namco push for more than one update one potential solution would
be a simple split with one pack focused on PvP and another expanding on the rest
of the lands between in PvE either way we're unlikely to find out more
particularly soon at the moment the gap between Elden Ring updates seem to be
several months long there's some speculation we might learn more at the
game awards in December but for now we'll have to wait and see what from
software's plans might be the end I thought that they already there was
always a massive speculation that there was gonna be DLC and it was gonna be
set in the Coliseum yeah might be that where the big pot guy is well that
that'll definitely be something did you ever go to him and then you got a fight
free I think I ran up there so I had and then just didn't go back there yeah
they're a bit they were a bit sticky there yeah they've had in talisman dark
souls 2 I think it was they had like a little arena Coliseum I think it's the
only from software games that have had that sort of thing normally just invade
or you summon people to fight but yeah that actually had a lot of matchmaking
to fight people especially when they're like just just trying to get through the game
yeah so that that does massively seem like a PvP arena they can't they you
can't have a game like Elden Ring one of the best games in the world and not
throw DLC at it facts the the the the lore the fucking stories the the world
itself built by George RR Martin yeah how the amount of shit that is in there
the amount of hidden places that some people may well have completed the game
without even touching a hundred percent I haven't seen everything yeah no neither
of I so they they've got they've got loads of room man to throw some DLC out
and I really hope they do because right now I've got I've got no reason to go
and play it again other than to like beat the shit out some people with some
massive swords a little bit but I'll get bored I just know it will so some DLC
I'll be straight on that one fun thing is you never play from software games
before so the funny part about is I have and I've done exactly what we're doing
now I've played dark souls 1 2 3 all them and I've stopped playing them and
then sands come out and I've gone back to them and wow do you get your ass
kicked how was I just running through these people yeah yeah because I remember
first playing it and getting fucked up by the tree sentinel outside the spawn
not realizing that they're no move along one of the hardest bosses straight at
the beginning and I very nearly threw the game away I've nearly stopped playing
it and Ash persisted he was I know fucking give you had a wobble and crack
on and I just could not get the the dodging the dodging and the attacking
I'm so used to hack and slash I just could not parry and I'm useless at I'm
very rarely parry but the whole mechanics of dodging I could not get my
head around it and then when it finally clicked and I was up yeah this is
fucking this is nuts and then I overtook you and then completed it before you did
and then again and then again and then again I think I want my seventh seventh
playthrough of it yeah no you're not I am yeah I think I'm on game game plus
seven nothing I'm full of shit no if it's still downloaded off this pod I'll
load up I'll have to see that no way you've done that seven times yeah
cuz I cuz when I did the first playthrough it took your sixty something
hours sixty or seventy something hours and then when I did the second it took
six because I just blitzed through it that mimic tear got me through a lot of
shit yeah I'm excited I fucking love Elden Ring it's fantastic game and some
DLC at that speaking of struggling at games was just a quick caveat here I was
I got so angry last night we're playing FIFA all right all right I got so angry
yeah Jem was there so I didn't really know what to do so sometimes I just
punch myself in my own head right so angry I spat on the floor you've got
carpet no haven't I got a rug on the rug but Jem was like looking at a phone
she was not the pay attention I got so angry I was squeezing the control and
and I saw her in my peripheral look up but I don't think she realized what had
happened so I played dumb and was just like nothing happened did you clean it
up yeah yeah I just rubbed it with my foot yeah of course you did as anyone
would yeah but yeah I was disgusting myself yeah just Elden Ring just reminded
me of how I got last night you spat on the floor I didn't know what to do
angry well don't spit on the floor you fucking animal I needed to do something you didn't have to do anything what was you getting angry at?
oh cuz I conceded a last minute what did you lose? no they either equalized or I don't know
something happened I either lost or they equalized in the last minute it's always
fucking and you got so angry that you nearly broke your controller I squeezed
my remote and it was gonna crackling under the pressure and then I was like
in my insight I should have just punched myself in the head no no just don't don't attack anything just deal with it
not when it's faith does different things to me I know there's different
things I know the anger that you're on about because I got my ass handed to me
yesterday when I jumped on overwatch first game and I was fuming I very
nearly put the fist through the laptop exactly I stopped myself I'm not an angry
no I'm not I'm not it's just certain games a couple of times it's more or less
like knowing that someone is when it's FIFA as well it's one person it's one V
one it's you versus one other person and you know someone somewhere is laughing
their head off and when they score they can do different celebrations they can
like shush against the showboat and all that so when they score and you just know someone's
gonna ha ha ha what I've got a boy back on he said the naughty word what an idiot what a fool
what he's load of shit and you just know they're laughing their head off at you
cuz you do it to them yeah it's fine when it's your winning yeah but and I
just you just know and I'm just like ah so normally I just you know slap my own
head or whatever there's squeeze the sofa there's a clip that we put on the
what's the buttons Instagram and it's me playing dead by daylight and being
downed by one of the killers and you hear me screaming to the mic I go fuck
her now and then you hear my headset smash on the ground I was so fucking
angry exactly so annoying I get it but I'm never spitting on the floor no you
animal yeah it was animal disgusting football hooligan animal I won't do it
again and I hope Jim never hears about this she doesn't know no I think I think she
thought it's one of them where I think she looked up and thought did he do what I
just think he did he's not that stupid sure yeah but he is not that guy and if
he is he knows that I will kick him out she was she if she knew so if anyone's
listening to this and you cross me out you're in trouble if she knew what I did
she would be so angry with me I'll be standing someone so far I'm ashamed of
myself so she would have heard it and I bet she was think she was thinking in
her head I'm gonna look up and see a big smear of spit dripping down the telly
instead it's on the carpet where your children play it was just pure pure
rage big man spat on his own carpet yeah it was probably a kid that you were
playing against like a little nine-year-old let's get it right it wasn't
like when I say spit it was more like I don't know like it weren't like a big
glob of spit it was like a like a camel yeah it was like a tiny droplet but it
went out and I saw it leave my mouth and I think I say gem gem looked up and
thought there's no way he did what I think he did maybe I didn't hear what I
thought I heard so she's from from the way that you're saying her reaction so
it sounds like she's used to you just sitting there raging at games if her
if she's just FIFA if she's just flicking for a phone or whatever then
you're getting so angry that you're crushing the controller under the weight
and the pressure of your own hands and wanting to punch yourself in the force
I should stop playing and her reaction is to just look up from her phone and
not go what are you doing what's wrong with you I'm not supposed to have FIFA
23 to be fair because when I was playing it a little while ago she said is this
the new one and I was like yeah but it's just the trial it's just a demo yeah
she was like ah because she's banned FIFA in the house well she hasn't
because you've gone and spent 80 quid yeah but she don't know that she's
doing this is the trial I don't know but she knows she said I'm not allowed to
play FIFA I'm not allowed to play FIFA so when I get it I have to be like best
behavior kind of thing cuz yeah she she puts bands on and that's already gone
out the window cuz you just something about it man I'm alright with every
other game I've ever played sometimes I get a little bit up fuck's sake but I
never get that angry where I want to pinch my own eyes just needs to start
playing more over his foot because I'm telling you they've been games where
it's finished on I'm on 99% of a capture and then they've clutched it on
we did that the other day we did that the other day we they was on not looking
your group and you got a Moira just running around zero hills and like
fucking 10,000 damage and a mercy that's why that's all good fun as long as you
don't start shouting abuse at other people and you just you shout abuse it
yourself thing is Joe when I play with JJ is quite calm with it but he's a funny
guy but if something going wrong he doesn't really get that angry from what
I've from what I've heard whereas I get very angry very quickly but I like not
like physically but I just get verbally I get annoyed so he's like ah it don't
worry bro it's all right yes I'm all right it's only FIFA that does that to
me but stop playing it is it good though are you enjoying it
I'm fucking enjoying it it's a fucking nightmare honestly everyone at work
plays it they're always talking about it now I like it but I need to just stick
to career mode offline just playing West Ham yes it's I can't handle losing I can
I can handle losing it's fine you got free nil down my fan can handle losing
just quit it's not a problem but when it's like you're holding on and they
made equalizer they nicked the winner you know decide isn't there a thing
where they they pause to make you yeah that's that's what I mean that's another
thing that this geezer did he was winning yeah free nil right right and
every time he scored he paused it for the full 30 second allowance yeah that
made me very angry I made me angry make you quit they do it just to annoy you
yeah I quit cuz you just whatever I'll just forfeit but that made me so angry
but in a good positive way I was like I'm not leaving this game I put it on
all-out attack I beat him 5-3 right so he didn't score after no he didn't I
scored five goals yeah after I scored my fourth goal he started pausing I paused
it for 30 seconds after that when that first second countdown got down to
cuz you can only do it three times yeah when it got down to zero it goes three
two one pause I paused it for a hundred no 90 seconds seconds back to back to
back did they stay yeah they stayed but they tasted their own medicine there you
go there's some of that and then I scored again yeah so that's karma yeah me and
Mark used to get that on rocket League quite a lot because there was a period
where we were genuinely decent at it and we'd be like fucking nine nil up and
people would just start leaving you just see him puff into into smoke I'm not
toxic like that like if I'm if I'm beating someone I'm not flashing them
like six seven eight nil whatever I won't be like doing things deliberately
to wind them up sometimes if they just stop playing and they're not moving I'll
just stop playing and not because it'll kick you out if you don't move and I'll
just like move my analog every now and again so I'm not just gonna continue to
destroy someone I feel sorry for him I would yeah I know but I'm not that guy
but then people do it to me and I'm like I am nice why are you being a dick I
would destroy them 100% you're the reason I'm spitting on my floor why
because you know if we're playing a game online that is competitive as it is as
is every football match and you've gone AFK and have stopped moving I'm taking
full advantage of it a win is a win I'm taking it especially if it's online fuck
you shouldn't have gone AFK. I don't need to score any more than five or six goals do I?
Nah, score as many as possible and then start telling people to leave that's the
great thing about Overwatch 2 the chat is cross teams. No I'll never I'll never
get that angry with FIFA again if I do I just bite the pillow or something
Clark sent me something yesterday which is which I think I might need to buy when I
play FIFA it's like an inflatable thing and you can put your controller in it
and then you put your hands in the inflatable yeah so like you play in the
inflatable and then if you get angry you can throw it on the floor and it just
bounces there's no damage don't mind but it's literally only FIFA I can deal with
every single one Call of Duty that's bad but I'm fine with that
Overwatch like any online multiplayer game is fine it's just FIFA for some
reason it just induces some sort of rage that is so down in the depths of my
bowels it just pours out of my mouth it's disgusting I think mine mine were
my worst like well I've got real fucking angry
yeah Mark's gonna love it is when we was playing steep is that this neat
snowy skateboarding and there's flight like wing suits and all of that
and it yeah doing one of the wingsuit things where you got there's like
extreme like extremely difficult runs and stuff where you like through a tiny
little fucking human-sized hole in a cave and all that shit yeah I snapped the
headset over that one I got so fucking angry the only thing to hand was a
headset I snapped it enough and smashed it on the floor I was so fucking angry
you ever talk to Mark you bring that up because he was on my he was like doing
it with me and it became such a contest because we both do the same things and
whoever's fucking done it first wins but then it would be right well we both done
it so who can do it the fastest and we just sit there for hours in a
competition just get fucking annoyed by it and naturally he did it first and I
got really wound up by it yeah me and Clarky do that on core duty in
battlefield getting the highest kill streaks and then you just go on their
stats and he'll be like I'll see him playing I'm not playing and then I'll
look at his stats later and he'll be like oh he's got up to 17 now
it was when I'm when it was World War two call of duty that's my favorite one and
you had the incendiary shotgun and we used to run in hardcore mode and I used
to use that I got I think it was something like two thousand something
kills with that shotgun alone the one that had like fucking eight shot I can't
remember what it's called and there was a to unlock one of the skins it was
something that you had to get I think it was five kills five times in a game and
he'd done it four times and he was on his fourth kill so he needed one more
kill and it being you didn't kill he jumped around the corner went bang
you dick you fucking dick yeah that was before you got penalized for killing
people on your own team and hardcore yeah that does happen
you still have air strike memories drop an air strike and it kills with your team and you get kicked
through so I didn't mean to but if he did it to me I'd get fucking fuming about it but I'd
love doing it to other people although you got angry when I shot your ship in No Man's
Sky so fucking angry so angry you blew my ship up in No Man's Sky and I was so
fucking angry just turned it off went over the road fuming and then I
come back because I because I was like as it started googling it I was like has
he just broken all of my shit have I lost my stuff I went back on and one
thing was broken that was it but even then I was still angry I was like you must pay for this you
must pay for this he couldn't destroy me I was too powerful yeah well the turns
have tabled now turns have tabled yes because my ship was unreal but I haven't
been on that in ages I haven't actually played since the update came out either
we was talking about Eldonry we've gone a little bit off track yeah sorry mm-hmm
it's my fault I spat on my own floor we won't discuss that any further
someone's gotta tell her can I leave Scorn out you wanted it in but I was gonna talk about
Scorn a little bit it's just been released on game pass and if anyone's
ever seen the the reveal trailer for Scorn I can't really explain it's a
horror puzzle kind of game very gory it's got it hasn't got very good reviews
at the moment but I haven't played it yet I haven't really done any research on it
so it's a bit pointless me talking about it until I've actually played a bit so
I'll save that for next week for when I talk about it sure because I'll
hopefully would have played about five minutes and gone yeah this is shit and
I installed it this is the way that is the way and then back to overwatch so
instead we've got oh the World of Warcraft beta again that's what you wanted
overwatch 2 come out and fucked it I played a bit more of the dragon flight
beta haven't actually played any since overwatch came out and after last week's
podcast I probably sunk in like another five hours of it and I'm done with the
beta now I don't want to spoil anything for me nothing carries over as it
shouldn't because you're at max level anyway and everything's free but they've
got vendors with all the armor and stuff and you can just have it because you
got to test it out all the different skills and that shit that error that I
had still kept popping up like every five minutes so that that was annoying as
well but yeah it it looks real fucking good there's mixed reviews on it so far
I think the people who are shitting on it need to go and give their head a
wobble because I think it's an exciting new direction and I won't spend too much
time talking about it because I know probably a lot of people that listen
this podcast don't really listen I don't really play World of Warcraft but it's
it's yeah it's going back to its back to its roots much like Assassin's Creed
is going to do and I think that's a good move I'm excited by it and that's that
next fucking thing well I'll jump through two segments I'll jump in with
mine I platinum destiny 2 this week yeah but the fucking clip you put on
Instagram doesn't show that you say that does it not no obviously I know you said
you got the platinum I'm very happy for you I'm proud of you you should say the
clip doesn't the the achievement pop up yeah well then that don't um I thought
it was a little thing at the bottom of the screen no no it's not Xbox thing
popped the PlayStation it pops up a top right and no but that when because it
was a platinum clip it's kind of saved itself and then it comes up at the
bottom saying this is a platinum clip well done you are the best player in the
world I'm like come on Sony it's not so make it all about me huh I'm watching
it now I am watching it now just just to confirm he did get the platinum like I'm
not trying to disprove this he got the platinum but it indeed does not pop up
on the clip no it doesn't does it well it did on it did on the PlayStation
screen it just obviously doesn't on this thing it did but it's there it's a lie
people that'll be why I only got where's all the fucking views gone on those
clips yeah I got the platinum destiny to have done the hardest thing that has
ever been in the game pretty much there the grand master strike that is the
glass way it was in hard difficult I had shaky hands was this the same one that
you spoke about last week that you was gonna wait for it to go so you did the
hardest I did the hard one admirable I like it I thought if I can do this one
then the rest will be a dollar I tried this week's one it's fucking nightmare
it's a fucking to be fair they said that they front-loaded it or people have said
they front-loaded it with the two hardest ones yeah but the rewards for
this and last week's one they're not great like the weapons so that you can
skip them out if you want but I kind of set it myself that I want to do because
it rotates now until the end of the season so I want to try and do every
grand master strike and then you get a title for it which is conqueror I think
conqueror very cool so I think I want to try and I'll try and do them all but
wolf the conqueror yeah so yes but yeah my hands were shaking towards the end I
was yeah the adrenaline kicking in the excitement it was just like a Saturday
or Sunday afternoon I think the kids were out and Jen was doing something
with them I was I'll just have a couple of runs yeah see if I can gather a team
and we tried it and yeah towards the end at one point as well because if all
three of you die yeah just chucks you out to all the strikes at the beginning
I'll restart the checkpoint and I yeah at one point these two guys were much
better than me they clearly knew a lot more what they were doing so you were
the new no I wasn't the new I knew what I was doing but I just it's just really
odd yeah if you don't follow the exact procedures you're fucked then you get
overwhelmed and it's toast and at one point both of them went down and it was
all up to you come last Guardian standing I was like oh I'll have in a
lot but what happened was one guy went down that's fine then when the second
guy goes down it's scary because it pops up last Guardian standing but he was
standing like quite close to me but opposite me so where he got shot I kind
of froze and I was like fuck if I go out to res him I'm gonna get shot by the
person that shot him yeah so I was just like I was literally just froze by this
pillar I didn't really want to move and then he obviously quickly typed on his
PC or whatever he was like I got him don't worry I'm still very scared but I
ran out there res him and then yeah we managed to I know I'm dead but I got he's
dead as well yeah we exchanged yeah but yeah if you get stuck in that room and
they overwhelm you and you don't stick together in this I might is it is hard
bro it is very difficult but yeah like I say it was never for I didn't do it for
the weapon like this one I won't do it for the platy yeah I did it for that
yeah but I did it for the experience just I've never done a grandmaster and I
know the loads of people that I've played with that I've got seven eight
nine ten thousand hours in destiny they've never done one they're just like
they know how hard it is and they can't be bothered to put themselves through that
whereas raids are like they're difficult but they're mechanically difficult yeah
yeah but they're designed to be done like on a regular or weekly basis yeah
exactly because you can grind to go on these can be grinded but they're fucking
hard yeah so yeah yeah and I got the platinum was just a brucy bonus I've
finally platinum destiny to see bonus I'm very I'm very happy so you were so
happy so you the platinum popped up it was done yeah platinum pops up in the
top right hand corner boom you've completed destiny so you were so happy
you stood up you pulled your trousers down you shat on the carpet out of
happiness you didn't spit on the carpet this time you just shat on the carpet
pure happiness and then resumed your gaming again no that's not what happened
what actually happened was I was very happy I couldn't believe what I was
saying yeah in the video you see me do a couple of little jumps out of excitement
and then I wrote in the chat mmm yeah with loads of s's and it took you 10
minutes to do it cuz you're on console I just held my button on the s as I sent
the thing they both just I was just like yeah they're not as excited as me yes to
yourself yeah as it sent to fire team they'd left so I was just yes you were
sitting in a room at yourself when you went yes so I GG'd myself they're
probably on their like seventh you know one of the day they didn't realize they
were part of history here you remember this forever that the day that you
platinum destiny to one of your favorite games and they couldn't give a fuck
immortalized they're on the what's the buttons well they're there they're yeah
they're here now yeah heroic it's fantastic but yeah they're probably
grinding it out for their send and charge or whatever they're probably on
their seventh run you can you only do that once a week no no you can grind it
also that was probably like the same thing was with that is the every every
Tuesday reset yeah a certain activity will be like double rewards hmm or
double rank rewards normally but this was double rewards for the night so
instead of getting to a Senate charge you got four so they get one adapter up
and you got two so people probably just grinding it I just find it so hilarious
that you were so excited and we've all been there and you just wanted someone
to go fucking yes sir yeah I was so fucking well done and instead they've
gone no I shouted I was yes did then I wrote it and then it gone
no well done to you that's that's that's exciting I'm still yet to platinum
anything I pulled my weight they didn't carry me I pulled my way I res by from
so I saved that run yeah yeah yeah yeah it was all down to you it wasn't but I
helped and that that's enough for me and I think that's great but I've only I've
only ever done one raid in destiny one and destiny two because I don't get the
time I'd have you know the kids and the missus have to be out and I'd have to
know that I've got ten hours to play just so I could get through it yeah but
I'm I'm content knowing that I've done a raid well look at it now and I will do
one you know but I've done a raid and that makes me happy knowing I've done
one it was only a few episodes ago that you were on here begging begging our
fans to let you into their clan and play with them so you had someone to play
over now look you're doing the hardest content in the game the hardest
specific type of that content and you've done it so now don't come crawling back
to me asking for my help now yeah yeah yeah yeah where was you understand that
if you're listening to this podcast and you're struggling you can go fuck
yourself because this man right here was struggling and where were you
you were nowhere unless you put in a patreon yeah unless you've given some
money and then I'll carry her yeah yeah but I won't carry to victory I'll just
carry it for a bit until we go back to orbit I can't do it and I'll leave
yeah I loved it how many platinum's use that now do you know how many platinum's
you've got I've got the binding of Isaac yeah days gone yeah spider-man yeah god
of war yeah destiny to yeah that might be it that's cool though the big five
I'll have a look whilst we say Dean has blood-borne yeah fantastic fantastic
behavior I don't think it's harder than finding the wise it but there we go
there we are with it with it there there there what did you think a house of the
dragon house of the I've got eight platinum's you got eight how many how
have you fucking missed off three quick maths yeah I should have nine because
I've got I didn't one fuck up for you I've got apex legends as well but they
don't have a platinum I've got all the trophies so that's a bit unfair so we'll
call it nine what's the what's the other three well there's no way of just seeing
them so I have to like scroll for my games and as you know sorry that sounds
fantastic
got a tear there's there's a lot of I played a lot of games so it's a scroll
for Jay said to me today it was like because he wanted to play some
overwatch and I said I can't man cuz the pod and he was like oh like how long how
long does it take us so where it takes about an hour and a bit to record it and
he was like do you record it and like like do you pre record stuff and then
send out like you got a week in hand I went no no no because we want to we want
to stay a little bit relevant with what we're talking about and he was oh yeah
yeah cool cool cool is like how much is that is it quite a fair bit of editing
then like after you've you've recorded it I was like no my ear loads I went no
said it's completely raw I might cut off two seconds for the beginning and then
two seconds are used to though yeah yeah I said to him I said when we first like
the first like maybe ten episodes I said we heavily heavily edited quite a bit
but now we're just smut horizon zero dawn was one of them yeah yeah I'm still
still searching for the others what did you think about that geezer getting his
head sliced enough fuck that's a spoiler in it spoilers if you haven't fucked
that's just no because no one knows who you're talking about yet
give them a five second countdown to leave spoil you watching house of
the dragon house of the dragon yeah cool you've had enough time to bugger off
and then yeah whatever yeah him getting his head sliced off I saw it coming a
mile he's like hold your tongue and he held his tongue because you didn't
actually cut that no that was still intact there that was the joke weren't
it that was fantastic that was absolutely fantastic I'm gonna presume
the king is now dead well almost yes most certainly dead well you see him put
the hand up don't you and he goes yeah that was all improvised and he's did I
was it yeah I see you're improvised he said that Paddy Constantine is that his
name I think that's his name he said yeah that's very cool he's such a good
at that last bit cuz he the way he played the character he wanted that
wasn't these little things but he wanted it to be the woman that played his wife
at died yeah although he didn't act of her very much he said she completely
changed the way he played that character yeah and he really appreciated and stuff
like that so he wanted that character to to do that as like a nod to her at the
end so oh ghosts of Tsushima is another one ghost of Tsushima so yeah that was
that was so people are saying he should win a Emmy award didn't George RR Martin
say that he portrayed a better king than he himself wrote yeah so the person that
created this character has said that the person who is playing this character has
done a better job than me who made him yeah I find that mental that's so crazy
it's cool and it's just said something really funny when he took his um his
golden mask off and revealed that the right side of his face was all fucked in
his eye was gone and his jaw was exposed and you could see his tongue and all of
that his missus sitting beside him Steph went she's got the rough end of the deal
she's got sit through dinner sit it next to that rather than the other side to me
I don't think he was eating much was no you knew that was his very cool that
scene with Damon where they had the little bit of the squabble I'm really I
apologize for not knowing the names I'm really terrible with the names but the
the brothers or the cousins isn't it yeah and they had little squabble and
Damon just looks at him he's like go away I love Damon he's the cool one yeah
no just no you know that he's gonna be fighting the geezer with a one-eye you
just know they're gonna annoyingly Steph keeps seeing spoilers because obviously
they're following the books quite heavily and you can't really do much to
change the law that's not spoil it for me no no no I'm not gonna spoil it for
you but it's just get it's a bit it's a bit annoying because Steph has seen
quite an imperative spoiler and that she has told me about because I feel like if
it's been sport for her then I want it to be sport for me so that we're both
spoiled you're such a guy yeah well it's just respect and I respect it I mean I
wouldn't do she's suffering I'm suffering too yeah have you found these
other fucking Platinum's yet stop scrolling then we're done we'll accept
you that you've got nine Platinum's I eight and nine nine respectively because
obviously apex don't count but it does it counts on this on this pod I
appreciate that but yeah I'm I'm fucking excited it's good it's also the season
finale for Rings of Power today cool and I'm I'm intrigued to find out what
happens with that a lot of people are hating on it go fuck yourselves it's
nice to watch yeah it's not my fault that tick tock has ruined your attention
span so you can't stand to watch a couple of episodes without there being
an absolute action for the entire thing shut the fuck up it's fantastic but yeah
House of the Dragons Rings of Power I love it all I'm fantastic with it did you
see what Netflix are doing putting adverts in their subscription yeah I'm
all up for that less than a five yeah that means I can buy two Netflix
subscriptions you enjoy that I don't know they said where they're putting the
adverts that's that's the killer and if they put in them in the middle of the
middle and out there yeah I'm not in this is what Markie Manistar no I said
this I agree with him yeah it was like if they if they start popping adverts
before before whatever you're watching yeah fair play that's sort of the only
place where you can really put them unless they make it look like a dodgy
porn site and when you open it up there's fucking adverts on the right
hand side in the top and then the left hand side that's not a kindle when I
bought my kindle you can buy them with ads or ad free so basically all your
kindles just got ads all over yeah now I don't know if that is in the way of the
books but either way I was just like I'm not having ads thank you goodbye yeah
yeah I'm not I'm not normally bothered about ads I just tend to accept them
like YouTube I know you paid for this special YouTube thing but I'm so used
to there being adverts on YouTube I just want you to go to YouTube exactly
you will never go there's no point in doing it because I don't want to be
stuck in that yeah but it could be free for you now because of the patreon
save up that dafader hot toy thank you I need to do an Amazon wishlist if you buy me
we ain't frying on fucking wishlist we ain't doing TikTok live if you buy me
dafader from the Obi-Wan series hot toy I'll send you a picture of my feet yeah
that's a fair trade that is a fair trade these feet majestic yeah there 350
quid's worth of free feet well I've only got two feet mate sorry I don't know
where this is gone yeah I very nearly bought a steam deck the other day how I
didn't think you could or with money I didn't think they're available they're
just changed it you don't have to pre-purchase one now you can just buy
one and they'll send it straight to how much are they there's a lot a lot the
one that I wanted which is the one that's 254 gigabyte or something like
that 670 quid they are not cheap at all they are not cheap I will I'm just
googling it now to give you the exact prices because they got three different
versions all obviously so you got so the first version which only has 64
gigabytes of data you can get you can get an SD card for it which you have to
use I suppose if you can only afford the lower model then it is still cheap but
there must be games up but you can't even install for that they wouldn't be
able to yeah yeah I was watching reviews on it as I do before I decide a
purchase I haven't I haven't bought one I'm gonna wait but the guy was saying
that if you have to get this version it's mainly for if you only want to play
indie games because of obviously how small the download files are but then
yeah he was like put a fucking SD card in it if you want if you want more memory
that is 350 quid right and then the next one up is 256 gigabytes and that has
faster storage I don't really know what that means so it's you can you can
download shit on it faster that seems a bit mean that is 460 pounds and then
you got the 512 gigabyte oh sorry the 256 and the 512 have different components
in as well they're they're uprated basically the 512 gigabyte is 570
pounds and that comes with faster storage premium anti glare etched glass
a cat an exclusive carry case an exclusive steam community profile
bundle an exclusive virtual keyboard theme and it will deliver in one to two
weeks Wow it's a lot it is it's not a console what's the big one how much is
the big one that was the big one 570 quid sorry I got my prices wrong it's a
good thing I googled it I mean yes a lot but it's not that bad it is I didn't I
knew that it wasn't because my you can only really liken it to a Nintendo
switch and obviously they're completely different things what it is liken to is
a PC it literally is a PC you can download Windows on it you can treat it
exactly like a PC you can download everything and have it and it's big the
Steam Deck is fucking big you couldn't carry it in your pocket but and you can
emulate a lot of stuff on it the guy that did the reviews he was like you can
put Windows on it you can he obviously didn't say that you could do emulators
because he's doing a fucking review obviously you're not supposed to do
emulators but he was like I wouldn't because it can affect the performance
and does perfect I wouldn't do anything that could give it bugs or that price
stuff viruses it looks very even know what emulating is to be very cool
steam on their library have a specific icon that tells you whether or not this
plays on the Steam Deck how good it is if it could play but it's probably not
the best and yeah I was very close to buying one because I thought yeah this
is this thing looks fucking sick and then I did research and a lot of people
saying the same thing of we're gonna wait until the next version because this
is sort of like the test dummy for it yeah and it all be it is good right now
but it will be better when in say a year's time when they've had time to
work out like how you got the Nintendo switch got the OLED version screens much
much nicer the battery life on the Steam Deck is awful no is it absolutely
awful he was he was playing God of War off charge and it went from it was it
was something like 55% battery to 49% in five minutes
wow that's a lot that's a lot of percentage so you could only get it was
around about an hour and a half's worth of gameplay before you had to charge it
and that was it he said if you download Windows and you're playing games through
Windows and not the actual steam that's default downloaded onto it because
obviously it completely changes the system it's worse for the battery life
to the point where even when it was plugged in it was losing charge Wow
yeah and he was saying if you're running through steam and everything it will it
will hold and gain charge whilst playing that probably depends on what game
you're playing as well I imagine if I'm playing Football Manager it's a little bit less and if you're
playing at the highest graphics that you can with for the Steam Deck and stuff
like that but I think if you're playing games like God of War you want to be
running it as close to 60 frames per second as possible I can't play it I
can't play things less than 60 now I'm a snob when it comes to that overwatch was
automatically set to resolution mode and I was like even the menu was like laggy
I was like what is going on here search settings I was like absolutely turning
performance mode straight on well when I downloaded overwatch silly little
overwatch it had the settings down to medium everything's on ultra everything's
as high as it possibly can be and it runs so fucking smooth and even like you
say the frames per second were set to 60 frames per second where the refresh
rate on the monitor is 144 so the fucking frames should be set to 144 and
it keeps 144 constantly and it doesn't get hot I'm amazed at how well it holds
up because the laptop holds up very well with every game as it should do it's
got the hardware for it but it runs quite hot as most laptops do but with
overwatch 2 no sits at about 60 degrees which is very low for a laptop because
the the cooling isn't isn't fantastic but but yeah the going back to the
Steam Deck real quick looks fucking fantastic really excited for it a big
big big step in the world of handheld consoles but I will hold off for now
until another version comes out and they've worked out whatever tweaks they
are on if if the battery life can become greater much like it did on the
the Nintendo switch because they brought out a second version sort of under the
radar that had a much better battery life than the original Nintendo switch
and even then it's sort of like a fight between do I want to buy a switch or do
I want to buy a Steam Deck because if I buy a switch I can play with Steph a lot
more which sounds fucking fun whereas a Steam Deck I kind of got that you know I
mean but yeah cool cool thing well yeah it's very very exciting very accessible
even the cheap version like 350 quid that's cheaper than quite a few laptops
like that can game so it is accessible to people who may not be able to afford
afford a PC setup so yeah that is exciting I'm ready for my quiz okay who
played the lead role in the 2016 Assassin's Creed film Carlos Bardem
Hovik quich curiam Tom Cruise Michael Fassbender Michael it says correct you
know your stuff you're good and it was a shit movie Michael Fassbender how does
Rodeligo Borgia die sword fight Juliet poisons him Henry Green stabs him Caesar
poisons him I don't know who that fella is he gets stabbed Henry Green stabs him
I don't know who he is yeah it says no you're wrong I'm wrong who is it did it
give you the answers no I'm not I'm even trying to look cuz it all have to load
only eight more which game studio created Assassin's Creed Odyssey epic
games EA Rockstar or Ubisoft Ubisoft obviously that's correct you're not
waiting for the answer for that just in case we know I'm like at this point I
can get fucking anything wrong change that to two congratulations whoo you've
equaled your best thank you thank you so much that voice note you sent me abusing
me for the quiz that you picked oh no you ain't gonna like this one what is
Caesar Borgia sister called Juliet Lucia Sandra Luzella the fourth one well I
would have gone Juliet just because they mentioned that in the previous question
about him I've got no idea yeah I didn't want to say anything for the fourth one
that's too late yeah fuck you fucker this is mental numbers from you
this is crazy numbers from you it's fantastic behavior God it's been so
painful getting this quick which protagonist makes a return in Assassin's
Creed revelations I'll tie here Michael faz bender siwa Duncan
Walpole how to hear this is for kids shut the fuck up and keep on asking the
questions let me have this moment please two weeks of pain and anguish which game
in the Assassin's series was only released on the PlayStation Vita
Assassin's Creed 3 Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed liberation Assassin's
Creed 2 liberation obviously the only game that released on Vita ain't gonna
be Assassin's Creed 1 2 or 3 is it what have I done no look no because this is
good because wait until your quiz because it's good this is completely
fair what's going on this is well done bro you're smashing this
what does Bartolomeau yeah sword call his sword yeah I'm sorry but there's no
there's no answers oh and all I can do is click next so it says I must select
an option there's no option to select so that's there's nothing I can do anyway
that's fine skip skip it so select an answer but there's no answers to select
refresh I'll try refreshing good idea how many answers have I got right as to
how many questions what question was that question five I think that was
seven yeah this is question seven yeah five out of seven this is great
hold on it's refreshed this is great this is what people pay their money for
yeah that quiz is dead in the water it won't load that question I have to just
find three quick questions no it really died like that can you think of three
questions off the top of your head I'll try one that goes like what is the name
of the main character in Assassin's Creed Valhalla
good I'll get that one right yeah that one's wrong that's evil right what is
the treasure of life in Assassin's Creed the treasure of life yeah whatever it is
the thing that you're chasing what the Apple of Eden yeah that's it well thank
you ding ding ding ding ding ding that's six one more question what is the name
of the main protagonist in Assassin's Creed origins
no I don't know bike bike nice it's like I say I'm asking questions on the ones
that I know that's why I haven't played the ones six out of ten we'll take that
that's six out of ten Jesus Christ we need to sort his quizzes out we have to
plan this one out yeah report right do you want your quiz yes please your quiz
right it's on Star Wars oh yes mum in the Force Awakens no no this is for my
least known subject which character has Darth Vader's damaged mask Kylo Ren yes
how did Princess Leia get her title of royalty she is the adopted daughter of
Bael Organa that one and Queen Reha that one that one yeah what while the Jedi
use a number of crystal colors for their lightsabers what color is preferred by
the siff red was that as free in it mm-hmm who destroyed the droid control
ship when they accidentally activated a Naboo fighters autopilot Jar Jar Binks
no go on Anakin Skywalker give me the answers then will you answer I'm sorry
I didn't ask for my Anakin Skywalker was played by Jake Lloyd interestingly Lloyd
has not acted in a single movie since episode 1 after harsh criticism for his
role there's a little little fun fact for you facts on the questions where does
Yoda live when he first trains Luke Skywalker tattooing Dagobah Dagobah
Hoff or correct course good it's Dagobah okay okay yeah that's right while
fighting his own father in the cloud city which hand does Luke Skywalker lose
right left both neither so 50-50 answer I know which hand he loses I can think
cuz I can I can remember the same it's got his right hand I think it's gonna be
his left but we'll put right I swear he's holding the who defeats
Finn in his very first lightsaber jewel Darth Maul Darth Vader
Kerok vet Kylo Ren Kylo Ren that's correct what is true backers weapon of
choice blaster rifle lightsaber metal club bow caster bow caster is correct
when we see him again in the force awakens after many years gallivanting
around the galaxy with Han Solo how did how old is true backer under 55 78 200
years old on the dot over 220 years 55 78 200 over 220 78 78 over 220 years I
didn't know that old that's quite mental how many questions one two three four
should be nine five six seven eight nine so you've got seven out of nine so far
last question last question what are the creatures living on Endor that helped
the rev EWOX yeah one more bonus question one all right sure what was the
original title for the Star Wars movie Star Battles Adventures of Luke
Starkiller Adventures of the Jedi battles in space what was the first one
Star Battles Star Battles Adventures of Luke Starkiller it's not gonna be a
second or third one so over the first or last one so either Star Battles or
battles in space I say star battles Star Battles wrong Adventures of Luke
Starkiller well that's mental and I'll tell you why that's mental gone because
Starkiller yeah is Darth Vader's apprentice that he takes on when first
released in 1977 what we doing now this movie was no this movie was simply
titled Star Wars as it was intended to be a standalone film the sequels were
not considered until after it became wildly successful so yeah congratulations
you've got seven out of ten here Wada thank you nice so that's three now
that's fantastic and this is episode 17 so it's gonna be a draw if I win the
next three so if you if you win the next one which I have no doubt that you will
next week you'll fucking win this quiz then we will do the rest of the quizzes
for our for argument sake yeah I'll just enjoy my pizza as I will die in honor
we will die that's fantastic that is fantastic we we have a couple of
questions and we we do we got some user engagement the listener engagement I
like it you can ask them because you're the Twitter man all right big Sam I
won't say your full name but thank you for your patreon we appreciate it he's
asked the following questions at what's the button because that's our handle on
Twitter yeah we're still working have you tried playing Nino Cooney or af of
the white witch never tried a JRPG before but thought I'd try it fucking
amazing game it's like Final Fantasy Dark Cloud and Pokemon mixed together
it's a bit of a kiddie gimmick but try it I completed it in 92 hours now I
can say I played the first Nino Cooney I didn't play it to completion I enjoyed
it I enjoyed the little Welsh fella that follows you about it's very cool he's
funny and yeah I did enjoy it it's essentially what I remember it as is
basically collecting little Pokemon monsters and then using them to battle I
never played wrath of the white witch because I never finished the first one
and I've just never really thought about it but should it ever appear on game
pass or cheap enough I will buy it just for you and I will give it a go and
that nice just for you I've I've got nothing to add on it unfortunately I
quickly watched its release trailer to see what it was all about and it does
look quite cool I can't I can't say it looks like my kind of game if I'm honest
but again the Welsh keys are in it fucking loved him his voice acting was
on point I love that it looks fun but yeah I think I remember when I used to
work at Sainsbury's a woman coming in and she was like easily 70 years old and
she asked me for Nino Cooney mm-hmm and she was like have you seen this and I
helped her find it and she didn't realize that it was a it was a game she
thought it was like an anime series and I was so perplexed I was like she's like
70 she's into anime that's fucking awesome so that's sort of like my only
little bit of Nino Cooney I've ever been exposed to but it looks it looks quite
cool it does look cool he Sam's right on the description of it just fucking
Final Fantasy with a little bit of Pokemon and Dark Cloud mixed into it but
like I say I probably won't bother buying it because I just know that I
tell you what it is is when he said I completed in 92 yeah in my head that
means that it takes at least 60 hours to complete it I'm not promising I'm gonna
finish it because I'm not gonna finish in games I love let alone games I might
not yeah I'll give it a go well no we appreciate the question I love persona
five royale and I never got to the end of that was that the one that you showed
me when I come around yeah yeah I love it it's one of the highest rated games
of all time yeah I can see why but I just struggled I couldn't understand
what the fuck was going on I don't know what's going on I don't know even gem
lights watching that she helped me on some of the very colorful very
interesting yeah I mean I like the combat and our story is a bit I'm not
really I don't know of anime a lot of Edgerunners JRPG's they go with that
very colorful style they look visually they are very very very nice to look at
so explains why yeah persona five was so like wow yes so I hope that answers your
question you also asked the top four games you've been excited to buy or be
released then when you've played it it's been pure dogshit evolve like you can't
wait to get rid Sam's list number one was greed for number two was the order
1886 number three was summoner 2 and number four was far cry and then he
follows out before poo emojis which I respect well speak for yourself evolve
evolve would be one that springs to mind straightaway game look absolutely
fantastic and we spoke touched on it a couple of episodes ago about how it was
sort of being revived but not it was just a little peak time on on steam that
people were playing like the legacy servers it's died again now like it's it
it's not coming back but when that game was announced and the pre-orders come
about I pre-ordered that for 65 quid and when you're a little pot wash at the
age of like I think I was like 16 17 earning like three pound 50 an hour 65
quids a lot of bones to be dumping on a game and when that come out absolute
dogshit absolute dogshit it's a tough question
off the top of my head first one I can think of would ironically be no man's
guy obviously I don't feel that way no more yeah no man's guy probably does see
in that category because it's not the no man's guy that it was I was so excited
for that game me being the big space head I love Star Wars and all that sort
of stuff I was like wow I'm gonna just fly around like Anakin and just do what
I want but it came up I was streaming at the time and I didn't have a massive
following but I had a following nonetheless and people jumped in there
so how is it I was like I was trying to put a brave face on I was like yeah no
it's alright still early on it's still early on that's perfect early days it was
so boring yeah yeah I couldn't wait to turn the stream off and just scream into
a pillow cuz I was so excited I felt I was upset I was distraught cuz I love I
love I love it I was looking forward to loving this game yeah it was so shit I
was so heartbroken now obviously it's a different beast entirely now it's
fantastic absolutely absolutely love it think of any other ones off the top of
your head there are some proper shit games that I've played yeah but they
had you had to be excited for them yeah that's that's the problem is as you get
older the excitement dies there was a Dark Souls kind of game that came out
and they've just announced they're actually doing a sequel for it mm-hmm I
can't remember Lords of the Fallen it was called right Lords of the Fallen it
was like the new Dark Souls and once again it was shit I think mate I don't
know whether the game is shit come out with bad reviews and stuff like that but
I suppose when you're used to Dark Souls quality and it comes out and it's you're
just comparing it to Dark Souls so it's automatically unfair yeah comparing it
to something that is not oh go on battlefield yeah yeah just popped in my
head I must have said something that made us both think that at the same time
battlefield battlefield 100% when the trailer for that announced and the
geezer doing the the randazook or whatever it's called where he jumps out
the jet and fucking shoots another jet down then jumps back in that the trailer
for battlefield 2042 is one of the best trailers I think I've ever seen
absolutely fucking incredible I remember watching it in the vans on the way to
work and showing everyone the people that weren't gamers and going look how
fucking sick this is and they're watching it going yes fucking sick and
then yeah that come out big steaming pile of dog shit is what that was
absolute shot fantastic to play but just the effort weren't there it's quite fun
when you play it but then the more you play it the more you realize how it's
like a the more the cracks start to become yeah it's like they say it's it's
it's uh it's as big as a puddle and I said big as the ocean is as deep as a
puddle pretty much yeah yeah there's a lot going on there is no scratching
beneath the surface because the surface is the floor there's there's nothing
underneath this surface yeah that would be one that is a shame because I've
always been someone who was always fighting the battle for battlefield as
opposed to call of duty me too me too and for this to come out and all the
talk of going the fucking cod players won't know what's hit them this is a
real game this is real first-person shooter and then it comes out and it's
buggy as hell and fucking dead in the water within a month it was it was it
was upsetting and we paid the big bucks for it Royce on it I was like yeah you
you love warzone you sound the game you play just think warzone but you can like
you don't just die once and then come back you can't come back you can come
as many times you want you can blow holes in the wall I still go back to my
favorite ever probably battlefield memory my favorite battle for battlefield 4
but I think it was about for one my favorite battlefield memory with Clarkie
and he was in this little was in a house and we was like you can go in the house
go upstairs climb Aladdin we was like in this little attic loft basically
English people and we were shooting out a window sniping a couple of dirty
little snipers camping love it and yeah or one of us was sniping whatever anyway
we're shooting out the window and it's geezer we killed him but then he come
back he just kept coming back in notice because the same geezer just kept running
over the same hill yeah geezer just keep coming back bro and we just keep he's
getting angrier and angrier and the next thing you know he's turned up and he's
thrown he's thrown Molotov up and he's like burnt us yeah one of us died but
the other one rezzed so he come back shot him he come back again throwing
grenades then honestly this geezer must have died five six times at least and
the next thing you see he rolled over the top of them thing in a tank is that
that guy is that that guy he's obviously just had enough he blew the whole
building up yeah and we died yeah just think that is like that is spitting on
his carpet while he was doing that's what battlefield was that's what
battlefield is you know you are these bastards up here I'll just blow the house up there
yeah yeah same is battlefield for you like shooting a guy I can't get in there
throw some c4 in the wall make your own hole in the wall there's none of that
there's no more than a TV and send it off bang yeah there's none of there's
none of that destruction in the new battlefield you can't blow holes in
random walls and stuff and no not really not to the same aspect as you could have
done and they they made that quite a big selling point they went for bigger is
better yeah made the match huge yeah and bigger was fuck all I mean they've
changed it all now but it's nice good I'm not saying it's a bad game it's just
not battlefield is it it's not one I was used to it's not what you was obviously
used to and just all I want is just remake battlefield for them that do yeah
for so good it'll always be my favorite battlefield and just remake that that
will be more than enough for me yeah yeah so that was that was a major let
down I'm trying to think quickly of any other major let downs but um I've got one
it's the it's Prince of Persia but it's the one know can I just say thanks to
RJ by the way for giving me your quiz because I said to him the other day I
was I'm struggling with what quiz to give him next and he said why don't you
give him Assassin's Creed it just goes to show that one of my pals listens to
every episode he's listening he knows you well enough to know that I should
give you an Assassin's Creed quiz show respect for that and now I fucked it
yeah but that's fine six out of if you'd have managed to answer ask the entire
quiz I probably would have done better I may have even won but that's true
we take you so there was a Prince of Persia that came out fucking hell
because I can't remember the name I think it was just called Prince of
Persia and it was you know sort of like the style of Borderlands yes what's that
style called not like supercell or something like that
cell shaded cell shaded they did a cell shaded type in cell shaded there we go
it was just called Prince of Persia and it was cell shaded and when I first heard
are they bringing out another Prince of Persia I was like yeah this is because I
loved Prince of Persia that's why that's where my love for Assassin's Creed just
come from is Prince of Persia fucking fantastic games so when I found out that
there was bringing out another one I was I was hyped for it didn't do any
research or looking into it I was a kid and then yeah when it come out I bought
it and absolute dogshit one of the worst games I think I've ever played
graphically it looked fucking awful you're chasing around these shitty
little orbs like you're playing Crash Bandicoot it was fucking grim
absolutely grim I played it for about two hours and threw it in the bin I
think I literally threw it in the bin Wow I was so angry because it just
spoiled it man it was a childhood game that I was seriously attached to so yeah
that's a good one for me that that I was I was extremely excited about playing
I found an easy way of finding out the games that I hated just going on my
PlayStation looking at my trophies the game Marvel's Avengers oh that was shit
dogshit really really bad I was hoping for a destiny style looter you know
you're hoping for anthem but with Marvel but yeah not anthem right this list is
gonna go mental Mass Effect Andromeda anthem was a mental one the potential
with that did you ever play it I never got gassed for that the you never
played it the potential for that game was fucking incredible the fact that
PlayStation the PlayStation store still selling it for like 30 odd quid and the
servers and non-existent a non-existent so you can't even play it well they're
still selling it could have been an absolutely mental game and they really
fumbled the bag on that one really fucked it up I hope someone will tries
to revive that because the concept of it was incredible think Titanfall but open
world yeah the Witcher 3 Wild Hunt that's a joke for me it wouldn't be but
you never got gassed for it though but you got me gassed up for it you haven't
given it enough chance no no and you you would make that so we'll leave that
segment there Sam has asked an incredible question that's that could
easily take on a lot longer time but we're rolling on to near the two hour
mark oh really we're at one hour well there's your super super duper patreon
special exclusive episode they're getting longer and longer and longer
yeah we sort of already done what we've been playing really in we yeah who's
what I've been playing there's nothing else it's taken over overwatch destiny
and FIFA 23 hiss yeah we'll um we'll try and jump on some of well I suppose I
got scorned in I so that'll be something new to talk about edging ever closer to
God of War yes Sony still haven't released their yacht in our editions so
I'm still holding out hope boy holding out that hope you've got something I've
got something I have got something so that's all right so yeah that's exciting
I'm also getting my chest to be finished on the 12th nice so that's even more
exciting November is an expensive month sounds it so yeah that's it we're gonna
fuck off we're gonna do some heavy heavy editing of this episode yeah I'm gonna
get some serious shit that we've spoken yeah a lot of quiz silence bullshit yeah
we've got a planet before we yeah we definitely need to do it fucking awful
you won't hear any of it but it was awful it was really bad all right we'll
leave it there we'll come back next week episode 18 get fucking excited get ready
for it it's coming mum hello happy birthday goodbye see you later
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