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Hello welcome to what's the buttons episode 16 I am your host
Say your name dickhead
We're for the co-host
Doggie dog. Yeah, you I am
I'm not very well this week. We've swapped places. I think he's give it to me the cock
He didn't give me his cock. He just give it to me the cock. He's an idiot
He's made me wait who calls it the cock. Do you mean the cold? Yeah, I think he's given it to me
I what you what is the cock? You're the cock. That's what I wanna say that did not see I know that's why I tried to
Wasn't that it's just made it worse. Yeah, I've given you the cock. Yeah. No, you've just made me ill
You're a cock fucking making me ill. There we go. That's what I was trying to say got there in the end fantastic
You might hear me crunching on some holes or soovers, but that's just the way we got what flavors you got
What are those normal holes weird your weirdo for the only ones that are available?
Just soovers is all you need. Yes, I had strawberry soovers, but they're the only soovers. They had today as well
Strawberry soovers. I'm thinking about buying when I'm not ill they were that nice and they were unbelievable
They're terrible. They're all right. They're not great holes are just because I'm a bit bunged up and I don't like the block nose
I had my cold for like two days and I easily went for about six packs. Yeah, they give you the shits though
I'm all good. I don't have the shits
I know you get the shit
Maybe that was the start of what I'm feeling now, but there we go. That's come out by the way
What oh what they've come out speaking? Oh you were
Completely they're not living bleached what did Gemma do? Oh, can I tell them?
Um
The prince among men shit himself at work the other day and it was quite horrendous
He sent me a picture to verify and there was pure poo in his pants. This is a grown man
sometimes
When you need to go
Yeah, but how did you do it? Tell him how you did it because it wasn't just ordinary
well
I travel with a guy. He's a bit smelly. I figured I'd get my own back
So I stood up went to far at him in the back. I went from nothing to full
Full committed pushing out of fart and as I went to fart it just went
but I've
the trouble is
Normally when you just go to do a little pop you're like, oh, that's uh, that could be a dangerous one
So you don't do it. Whereas I had nothing like that. I just went from zero to 100. It just went bang
And there we are, you know, it'll happen to everyone. You can say that it doesn't if you do you're a liar
There's a lot of light coming through that window. Can we?
Alleviate this is that it's not on you though. Yeah, it's the glare is off the off the car's bonnet is hurting my eyes
I'm sensitive. Is that better? Well, I need the other one too fucking hell
You don't understand my eyeballs. Thank you. That's better. Is that better for your eyeballs? That's much better. It's fucking pitch black
I come alive
Like a vampire anyway, let's get this show on the road. It was gonna be all yes, please
So let's start with my favorite cd project red has come out with fucking shit loads of games
Or they're going to they've got project this project that project everything and its mother. Yep
orion arabia
Blah blah i'm gonna google it real quick while you talk
I think some of them are like so I think most of them are like star names or something like that
But basically they're doing another cyberpunk. Yes. Thank you very much. I'm all there for that
They're doing another
Mainline witcher trilogy
they're doing a another
witcher game being created by a
independent company
And they are creating another witcher game. So i've got the uh
Uh, two further witcher sequels two witcher spin-offs and a sequel to cyberpunk 2077
So I was right. So yeah loads of witcher shit loads of cyberpunk stuff. I'm all there for it
Oh and the creation of an entirely original third series
Yeah, which is interesting because they are all concerning because it said that they're gonna
Aim to release the new witcher game and then within six years of that. They're gonna release the other two
two but apparently from again from what i'm reading here, it's saying that they're also
remaining focused on getting the witcher 3 to ps5 and
Xbox series it's supposed to be coming out this year still and they haven't said that it's not so
You know, they're running out of weeks to at least say that's when that's coming out. Are you are you excited?
for what
Just for what's going on? Yeah. Yeah trouble is i'm more like in cyberpunk
I mean, I know which freeze my favorite game all time, but without garrote being in it is
Don't get me wrong. I'm still hyped but it just depends where they go with it really. Yeah. Yeah, I get what you mean
It's almost like having a game like last of us without joel. Oh, yeah how annoying that would be
Well, just love it is though and it's like doing the last of us with none of the characters, you know
Yeah, it's the same franchise, but it's not the same game
Yeah, you grow attached to the people that you you've played with and yeah
Yeah, i'm obviously excited for the witcher, but you know, it's hard to get excited for it
It's much like game house of dragons like I said originally
And lord of rings. It's hard to get excited for something when I although it's the same franchise
I've no I can watch a trailer but I can't get excited because i've got no connection with anything i'm watching
Yeah, but you get to build that connection which I think is very cool. So I know I know what you mean the initial hype
It's there but it's not there as as fully as how hyped you are with something
You already know if they if they showed like the the new witcher trilogy like witcher one
Whatever they're gonna call it and they showed like a returning character from witcher series just walking around
I'll be gassed because i'll be like, okay, it's that time zone. Yeah, I know that guy
That means that could be getting it or this could be this but with nothing. It's just like yes sweet
It's like we look forward or I look forward to this podcast because I look forward to doing the podcast with you
Whereas if we got rid of you and pulled off some random joe off the street and said, oh, hey
You've got to come and do a podcast with this geezer. He might be really really nice
But i'm not i'm not excited for that time. It's not me is he he's not you know, I mean i'm used to you
Yeah, you don't like me, but you filthy stinky man. Where's the sun gone?
Oh, no, it's the sun's it's very dark. I got sore eyes. Give me a date and I will have the ump
What what if I want the sun will so you're happy to leave it like this?
Yeah, like I've got sensitive eyes. I can leave it like this. Yeah, I like it like this. Okay. All right my sensitive eyes can uh,
Rest but yeah, so i'm obviously super gassed for all that stuff
But i'm on a bit of a cyberpunk
Uh run at the moment. So i'm more hyped for that plus I know it's going to be in the same
Uh time zone. Well time frame. I think they've pretty much confirmed that so
Uh, I can kind of relate to that a little bit. How close are you to platinum?
On cyber cyberpunk. Well, i'm not am I I ain't got no trophy. Oh, yeah didn't carry over did it?
Yeah, my bad. I have to start that again. Sorry for digging up that no, that's all right. I like it. It's good fun
I'm just trying to do it all over again. Yeah, I was gonna start again. Anyway, i'm just trying to find the time
Got too much going on too many games to play
I'm the opposite of the gaming law at the moment. Yeah
Influx of fucking games and all of them that i'm playing are fun
Yeah, and I want to play so it's very difficult like 20 minutes of one moving on to the next
So yeah, i'm very hyped. You got any opinions on that? What on all the witcher stuff all the cd project red stuff?
Yeah, that as a whole not really no
uh
It's not i've barely played the witcher. So my attachment to
The studio is non-existent really so it sounds very fucking cool. Um, and i'm sure they'll do a fantastic job
but sort of like
Until it's the same sort of stuff as with like all the stuff about assassin's creed
There's not really anything out about it. So it's difficult to get excited over just names. Um, so the excitement's there but
It won't be until
Uh until I see some solid shit and then I can I can invest my excitement
I'm guessing we're no closer for you to start playing cyberpunk
uh
Not right now. No, i'm playing too much other shit to throw cyberpunk in there
I understand i'm playing a lot of shit on the laptop. So i'm
I'm over the road to the the the want to come in on the playstation and sit down and play games
Isn't it's just not there i'm ready for i'm ready for it when you are
um, but I need to hit you at the right moment when you're really
Down on your luck and you're like I need something I need something to sink my teeth into but you've got
Various different things coming out next month. So it's a fucking nightmare. It's gonna be a good month for november
Yes, mom. Yes mother
Um, right moving on again then that's exciting. I'm very hyped for that bit done. Yeah, that's that bit done
uh
Yeah, shout out cd project red. Thanks for just being amazing. I'm so excited. They've actually created a whole new studio to develop cyberpunk
Yeah, stand low, which i'm just gassed for that just means they can just work on it work work work work work
Not in a bad way learn from their mistakes. Yeah, but they're like dedicated to it
So it's not going to be like, oh they're working on witcher and then these are jumping over
It's just gonna be like there's gonna be a there's gonna be a core of people that are just gonna be working on cyberpunk
That's it. I wonder if they'll throw some slight influence
I know there's already stuff in there for it but stuff towards edge runners like a little bit more a couple more things that they'll
Throw in there because obviously if you've got if you're building it again, you've got the capabilities to do that
i'm just hoping that they're gonna
continue to support cyberpunk 2077
until that because
I don't see why they wouldn't though. No, I mean they said they're doing like the phantom liberty
Yeah, and then stopping and then stopping but then they've made so many things that they said they're gonna do
But with max tack they're gonna make them more powerful. They're gonna completely revamp the police
Chases and the police system they're doing so much to it
And I think that's all coming in phantom liberty
But i'm hoping what I really want is like a way to do like repeatable bounties or something like that
So you could just go there's a place in there called after life as a nightclub
It's where you go and get a lot a lot of missions
It's where a lot of the underworld or cyberpunk hang out and you'd understand if you played it
But it seems I saw a video the other day and someone said it'd be a no-brainer to just have something like
Bethesda style in there where you go in there you speak to the fixer and he's like right
I mean even if it was just very generic you could roleplay it a little bit and just be like yeah
He'd give you a little quest go kill this person
You can go out getting your motor drive off and and go do your hit or whatever it is go and steal a crate
Or whatever it is you need to do and just do generic missions like that. We flesh it out a little bit
So hopefully they can implement something like that, but who knows?
I love it. I think it's great game and it's underrated. Anyway moving on from CD project red
We're gonna oh by the way, I know I'm not moving on yet. Well that fucking tattoo you sent me. Jesus christ
Oh, I sent ash a uh a tick tock of someone getting a um
Deveston Devestan
Uh sand sand ever stand there's sort of sand ever stand however you want to say it
Um someone getting the entire thing tattooed on their back like all along their spine that must fucking kill
That must have killed I haven't seen the finished version of it
Um, I might see in a minute. I saw
Uh tattoo someone's got a tattoo on their leg of that girl in there as well. Yeah, what of um, lucy? Yeah. Yeah
There's some cool shit that's been coming out 10 episodes long anime bang tattooed on your life for your life. Like that's it
Yeah, that's what some crazy. I love it. I'm all for it. I like it. I like the commitment
Um, right at this time. We're actually moving on overwatch 2
Oh, we're changing. Oh, we've got rocky launched some might say
Some fucking some i've downloaded it on the on the laptop and not the playstation yet just because of ease of fucking access
um
Yeah, still haven't played it. I still can't get in. Uh, i'm almost certain that if I was to load it up right now
There would be a fucking queue. My whole tick tock is filled with tick tock lives
of people streaming them sitting in a queue there was one geezer and a
30 000 people queue
What a boring stream and then everyone else has been about the 500 mark. Um
Yeah, I i'm seeing a lot of people saying this isn't overwatch 2 this is overwatch 1.2
Which to me is a bit funny. Um, there's people whinging about the
If you played overwatch 1 all your shit from that would have carried over to overwatch 2
There's people having issues with that obviously because of servers and blah blah blah blah. It's a rocky launch
It really is and I didn't actually know that it was going to be free to play
I don't know why they've done that
That seems strange to me. It seems genius
Well, it's it's fucking impacted their servers because they've obviously had way more people
That's what i'm on it. But if you're making it free to play surely you expect that
Would you not go about your overwatch? They were didos though?
Yes
That don't help does it?
well, I mean
No, not really, I guess I guess that's as far as the spanner in the works. I'm not an expert
But you probably know more about that than me
But i'm pretty sure that's just like someone attacking a server's no or more or less. Yeah, so that that ain't helped that
they might have had server failures, but
If your if your internet's being attacked or your servers are being attacked by some known unknown entity
Then uh, yeah
I wouldn't put the blame solely on them if you want the actual definition
Um a denial of service attack is a cyber attack in which the perpetrator seeks to make a machine or network resource
Unavailable to its intended users by temporarily or indefinitely disrupting services as a host of a host connected to a network
So yeah, basically
Some one or some people have gone. Yeah, you want to play this game fuck off
You know, yeah, go to servers. You can't necessarily blame them for that, but I have news for you
Go go i was just seeing how long i've been waiting silence on um, I couldn't get on
No, obviously you haven't played it either single day i've gone on and it said
999 people. Yeah thousand people but the news I have for you is I got in early and I put it on and it went
Straight in no problem. So you were straight in interesting thing they've done which I applaud them for
So when you get in, yeah, you have to scan the qr code on the screen
No, oh, oh so we can sit on both sides here because i've heard about this
Well, I I know nothing about it other than it said scan the qr code
So I did that then it said on my phone and it was like date of birth bang
Then it said any of your phone number bangs send me a text message put it in
So if anyone's a dickhead you're getting traced. So I think that's a good thing yours yours for now. I
I read a bit about this and whilst I agree. Yeah, it's it's if you're if you're twat
Um, it's because blizzard updated their
Obviously with the scandal they had and you know all the sexual harassment and the bullying all that horrible shit that was going on in their company
Um, they brought out their terms of service and stuff like that
And it's the same as on world of warcraft when you make a new character and stuff
It makes you scroll through and accept that you won't bully harass and all that type of stuff with fair enough. Um
Um, i'm all down for for preventing that type of shit. Um
so
with the text verification
I was reading a thread on reddit about it and i've seen it in other places
Apparently in places like america. There are people with phones that don't have contracts
So they can't actually
as you go
No, it's different. It's
I'd say maybe it's sort of like pay as you go, but not
I don't really understand be the same because pay as you go. You're not registered to nothing
You just buy a phone with a sim card. No one knows your name. It's just a registered sim card
Yeah, but you're still registered with like a provider with like votaphone or virgin or something like that
Either way, however, it works in america. These people aren't technically on a contract. So when they scan that qr code
They can't do the text they can't verify their phone, which means they can't then play that game
so people are calling blizzard out because it's
Generally that type of phone deal or whatever is on the cheaper end
So for people who maybe can't afford a contract or whatever
It's basically saying that blizzard are attacking those people
Because they are now unable to play that game because they cannot afford to be in a contract or something like that
Which I on one hand of it, I kind of understand it on the other hand
it
I don't see how
You really get around that because what blizzard have done is good to to be able to make yourself verified
If you're if you're that desperate about it, then
I don't know send
Make them sign in and then uh
Go on to
Something some other page some webpage and put all your details in yeah. Yeah, because you can't even argue
Uh that oh well if they can pay for the game then they can pay for a phone because obviously the game's free to play
So the the paywall there it doesn't exist
It's it's a bit of a strange one. How many people it affects i'm not entirely sure
If i'm honest, but it's good. I think it's good that you can actually be held accountable for your yeah
So you fucking should be yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, if you're if you're um, I think call of duty should put something like that
Yeah, and to be fair, it's anything to do with blizzard having
Uh been someone for over a decade that plays games made by blizzard
We're toxic
The community is just very toxic no matter what what game you're playing if it has anything to do with blizzard
It's toxic for some reason I worked that out when I was playing world of warcraft and giza was trying to one thing
Won me in the in the the world of warcraft community if anyone's listening
Then you are part of the world of warcraft community the same as I am. You're a dick. You just will be um, and you're a dick
Yeah, kind of um, but I don't really talk to anyone so it's difficult for me to actually
Be a dick. I've been playing world of warcraft for about
14 minutes when he started shouting abuse at me saying why can't you do this?
You didn't understand how to play the game it was pissing me off
You see what I mean? This is this is exactly point proven. We just get have very short fuses. Well, you got me like
Introducing him to no man's sky and just giving him what you need mate. Oh, but what what silly need to go?
What's silly is that? Uh, obviously
Foul language the racism the sexism stuff like you can't
Obviously you get banned and your account gets suspended all that type of stuff. Um
However, when you come to making a character on say world of warcraft
You can really be creative with some of the names
Stinky log insert dildo is one of my character's names hasn't been flagged won't be flagged, but I can't have poo
It doesn't make any sense
Your name's a mental
Yeah moving on
It's good
Yeah, i'll try and get on overwatch
Well, yeah, I I played it. I played one game. I spent most of my time looking through
The sheer amount of heroes. There's a lot of heroes in that game
Uh, I played overwatch one so I obviously have some
I've got overwatch is obviously registered to my playstation name. So there's some like benefits
I think some skins are in there that i've got because i'm the overwatch already in addition or some crap. I don't know
But um, yeah, I was looking at all the characters
And that that's the problem with games like that, that's what gets me so you can you've got all the characters then there's really cool skins for them
And then there's gun charms gun skins. Yeah emotes. There's like there's just
Countless amount of stuff. There's a battle pass with loads of cool stuff on it
And regardless of how crap the game is i'm just like I love all this where it's free though
So you kind of have to pump it with all these little micro transactions. I'm all for it. I don't mind it like and let's say
Oh, yeah, if the game's free. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's not forcing you to buy that exactly. But yeah, I played one game
Uh, i've done the training and uh, just out of interest because I couldn't remember how it worked exactly
And it's not overly complicated. I mean, there's a high skill level in it high skill gap
But you know just didn't know the general mechanic of it. It's not rocket science
Um, and I played one game and yeah, it's just it just I i'm not an overwatch one expert
I probably played it for a very short period of time a long time ago
it just felt exactly the same as I remember playing before and
I neither care nor hate it. I'm like, yeah cool. I'll probably play this again later and have another go
I might get well into it. I might not yeah
I'll probably sit on the same stance as you is that i'll play it a couple of times and i'll go
Yeah, it's all right. But it's overwatch. Uh one wasn't for me. I played it a little bit and
I just decided very early on. I was like, yeah, this just isn't this isn't for me
If overwatch one isn't for you, I can't imagine this is for you either
But i'll try it. Um it it put it this way if there was a price tag attached to actually the base game
I wouldn't have bought it. Yeah, exactly
I agree clever marketing by by blizzard. Yeah. So yeah overwatch two
So, uh not one of the next fucking thing. Hey
Next shit because there's been ddos, but I got in and it was our
No, man's cry 4.0
today
Is it today? Yeah. Yeah, i'll have to turn the playstation on then and get that downloaded
But what was that what was the point of that I don't know
Yeah, uh, do you you don't know much about it do you I know very little really?
Yeah, you know more than me. I know more than you but it's still very
Very little everyone thought that 4.0 was just it coming out on switch
So naturally everyone was like yeah
It's not fair even though all the updates are free man, like shut the fuck up. Um, so it's come out on the switch
exciting for people who who
Do the switches their main console and have always wanted to play no man's sky. That's fantastic. Um
And they sort of silently done the 4.0 update for everyone else
And added all these new little things in am I right or is it not out yet? Yeah, i'm pretty sure it's out
So what so you sent you watched a quick one minute?
YouTube video of it. What's this about vendor rockets?
Uh, you can send a rocket up. I think you just pop all the items
you want to sell on the galaxy store for I don't know how you might set the price of the night, but then you
Yeah, you whack them in this rocket fly off and it just buggers off and sells all your stuff for you
See that's that's a waypoint version 4.0 is the bullet points that shaw mary's put switch
relaxed mode
Yeah, overhauled inventories
Revanced ui overhauled inventories. I wonder what that looks like
improved missions
Nice tons of quality of life
level cap increase
Custom game mode level cap. I didn't know it was a level cap. What was the level cap? I think it's for like
I don't know
Begin to we were levels
info portal new milestone system
increased challenge
crafting improvements
commerce shuttle new collectibles
commerce shuttle that'll be the
Reselling thing is a full patch notes. Let me see how long it is before I start delving it'll be fucking long
Wouldn't I don't want to read it. I want to read the like
Oh, here you go. It tells you a little bit more on each subject. That's all I want waypoint introduce
This is from no man's skies actual website
Waypoint introducing update 4.0 access the universe of no man's sky from anywhere in update 4.0 waypoint
launching for the first time on nintendo switch and
Overhauling fundamental elements of gameplay including game modes inventory size and usability milestones journey cataloging and much more
Custom game modes tailor every aspect of the game to your unique play style with custom game modes launch into the action quickly
with an existing difficulty preset
We'll tinker with everything from economy to combat challenge to survival difficulty to perfect your experience
How long is this fucking hardcore? Not that long seamless auto saves a new continual auto saving system allows you to fully immerse yourself in the journey
Without ever needing to think about saving your progress manual saves remain giving you full control when needed
Is that rocket?
It's so fun trade rocket load and launch a personal trade rocket to automatically sell items on the galactic trade network
Summon the device from anywhere on the planetary service then fire it off to the local space station for profit
That is fantastic. That's that is that is quality of life because now you don't have to get up to it. Yeah
It comes back
It comes back. Is it see you later?
That's cool in it. So you so you no longer have to leave the planet or find a vendor somewhere to free up some space
Which I i'm very much a fan of that because what i've been doing in the past is just sending it all to the freighter
Yeah, well, that's why I spent so long trying to get that that teleporter so you could just transfer items
The inventory has been visually overhauled with new slot designs backgrounds icons and more item management has been streamlined
With technology and cargo slots now accessible from a single view that makes perfect sense. Thank fuck for that
That's the inventory screen. Yeah, that's way better. That is way better because it was a cunt
I'm i'm past caring i'm leaving the man. I don't care as long as i'm throwing out too much
I'm glad you've done it this time. It caught me off guard. Um, yes, it was it was very annoying
to uh
to swap up to switch over on the um
On the tabs, especially when you're putting stuff away on your freighter
That's really perplexed me that that came out my mouth because i'm i'm i'm that's not normally like me
Behave yourself. Are you trying to kid?
Everyone listening, what the fuck is he on about fuck you mark
Nintendo switch begin your journey from anywhere on nintendo switch play while on the going handheld mode or dock the system to play in tv mode
The portable experience is further enhanced with responsive touch controls and all modes support joycon and pro controls. I fucking love this
This all sounds fantastic mum
I might even have to jump back on it. I was thinking today
I woke up first thing in the morning and for whatever reason my brain immediately was thinking about getting in my ship and taking off
Love that. I don't know why it's cool though amd
fidelity effect
Sorry about that effects graphics basically. Yeah. Well, i'm glad you know super resolution two very cool cutting edge open source temporal
Upscaling solution providing high image quality and improved frame rates means it's going to look fantastic on the ps5
All pc players including those running integrated graphics can enjoy the increased performance from this new technology regardless of their graphics card
What about us? I don't know
Relaxed game mode the new relaxed preset provides an accessible laid-back experience with no man's sky perfect for players
You want to experience all facets of gameplay from story to survival to combat with reduced danger and minimal grind
Why hasn't dean got himself into no man's sky? I'll give him a tour. He spends so long on one game
Yeah, back on valhalla. I don't know what he's up to. I reckon he give up on eso needs to get himself on
No man's sky unique switch rewards earlier doctors on nintendo switch can claim a set of exclusive rewards from the space anomaly
Connect to the no man's sky servers on switch before the 7th of november 2022 to be eligible to collect the horizon vector nx starship
An infinite neon mark xx one one multi-tool. They don't have online straight away
They've just got the base. Um, they don't have obviously it'll be up to date, but they don't have online capability
Straight away, which is rather annoying. It's upsetting base anomaly
I said it right first time well done space anomaly
Atmospherics the bustling space
Why did my whistle when I said that the bustling space anomaly feels deeper and more atmospheric with a total?
Overhaul of visual effects throughout the anomaly. This sounds fucking incredible again
dynamic difficulty
Are they paying for this nearly all difficulty settings can be tweaked and adjusted at any time
So you can continue to refine your play experience during the journey
Players with existing saves can adjust their settings to take advantage of new survival challenges
Or the simplicity of relax mode and continue to change back and forth as they wish. I'm never gonna touch the difficulty
drop pods
Interrupting with damaged drop pods on planetary surfaces will now generate a marker and guide mission to assist the repair process
Allowing players to find their way back if they need to gather materials
Materials drop pods can now be found directly with exosuit upgrade charts rather than having to feed data
Into the signal booster nice like that
That's good twitch campaign collect exotic in-game rewards by watching no man's sky on twitch. Oh, we got twitch drops coming
inventory redesign
inventory specialization has been clarified
Upgrades are now confined to technology slots allowing more space for items and creating more interesting decisions about which upgrades to use
To accompany this inventory capacity has been dramatically expanded with storage increase across all inventories from exosuits to freighters
Planetary visual effects ancient alien structures and beacons have been visually enhanced and brand new effects materializing upon
active
activation
Story records piece together ancient stories and record a log of your journey with the new collected and knowledge section of the catalog and guide
Historical fragments alien lore and crucial story choices will be automatically collated and recorded as you uncover the many secrets hidden throughout the universe
inventory filters
Categories of inventory items can now be highlighted and quickly located using a set of filters making it easier to ignore
Ignore organize your belongings that I like a lot. Thank you. Yeah, sounds cool crafting trees
The detailed steps for crafting complex products can now be visualized as a tree allowing explorers to collect and prepare subcomponents
So you can see what you're fucking it
Makes sense that makes it more accessible rare asteroids asteroid fields now contain contain a range of new rare and exotic variants
Oh, we love that
Milestone guidance journey milestones may now be pinned from the catalog and guide providing helpful hints and tips to the mission log
Ease of use a huge number of features have been added or enhanced to improve ease of use across the game
First-person head bob may now be disabled good the maximum number of communication station icons displayed at once has been reduced
Good cursor control for players using a gamepad has been improved. Oh, thank God
Reticule targeting for interactions and wiring is now more forgiving and less fiddly amazing
Survival challenges hardcore explorers can test their metal in a new ramped up survival mode featuring a greater breadth and depth of challenge to overcome
in addition to quantitative
Quantitative yeah that balance settings such as fuel constant. It doesn't say
Quantitative turn like that in addition to quantitative balance settings such as fuel consumption
And hazard intensity explorers may take care to repair the technology from damage and rely on their own harvesting
Capabilities rather than shops to acquire key survival resources. I don't know what that means. Nah space visual effects
Nah, I don't know what that means you can get the resources yourself
Anyway space visual effects the holograms teleporters and space station tractor beams have all been given a fresh breath of life with new
visual effects
The fresh catalog and guide this catalog guide and milestone pages have been completely reorganized for clarity and ease of use
Decluttering the navigational tabs at the top of the pause menu and with all new information now accessible from a centralized hub
Medals the celebratory you said this wasn't long. I didn't think it was this is taking forever. How much more is it?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, how much more is there because there might be people listening getting bored as fuck
Because I don't play no man's sky
How much more is left?
Say renaming dramatic atlas interferences
Interfaces technology packaging new faction milestones refiner and cooking recipes
quality of life changes
medals
Fucking just reading a list you started by going I'll just quickly
Over this and you ended up reading the entire thing after reading all the bullet points of what was added
I thought there would just be that many bullet points of information. So it all sounds very very cool
Just trying to give the people what they deserve, which is information. They probably don't give a fuck. No, they don't
All of that for free for free you lucky buggers for free
I'm gonna be jumping on that and seeing what the crack is. I probably won't even notice half of those changes
Well, that sounds that fact I haven't jumped on no man's sky for fucking since like episode 10
I'd say it's an itch that you need scratch
Yeah, I may need to scratch it a wee bit sounds like it could be quite fun
Yeah, maybe bring Connor back into the mix. Well, I don't know where he's gone long
He got he got married and then fucked off. He just disappeared left us supposed to be at work this week
He's been back to work. I don't know but the group chats got cobwebs on it
Destiny with him exactly. I thought he'd be back Monday. She's gone. What's going on?
Fuck's going on. Okay, fucking dead to me. Yeah, that sounds great though. I like that
Ash has just given you all the information. Well nearly all of it you stopped me but yeah. Yeah. Well, it was getting long
someone has to intervene and
I live you're fucking so annoying
That's stupid vape I fucking hate that vape because you blow this shit in here like a steam train and it just fills the room
with this shitty little vapor
So annoying
It's the same that you do
The sun
I'm burning
Well, that's no man's sky
That's 4.0
That'll be fun. If you if you play no man's sky
Yeah, we suggest that you jump on that real quick and get that downloaded and see what happens
Get that downloaded and see what the fucking crack is. Yeah, I'm excited. I love no man's sky. It's good. Yeah
It's great. Yeah, I love it. It's great. Move it on
World of Warcraft Dragonflight beta take it away. Leng doggy dog a decade over a decade of
No beta access for me. I've never played a beta in my life for World of Warcraft, which is fucking annoying
I've got the beta for the latest expansion Dragonflight got the email today
rushed home quick time we finished early on a Friday anyway, but we rushed home even quicker because
Fuck it. This was more important
Anyway, I got we doing
Your hairy fuzzy Kiwi head
Ridiculous anyway
I've downloaded it. I've played about 30 minutes of it because I didn't have time as ash was on his way
It's fucking fantastic from the half an hour that I played so far. I
Made a the new class the dracthea
the customization options are incredible because obviously you are a dragon but a
Humanoid at the same time and you can switch between both forms so you get to customize both very much like the organs
and
It's just mental the customization you look fucking sick
You can you can do so much shit and then after I made my character I called it Lengdon that name wasn't taken
What a surprise straight in the
The system UI is completely different. It's a lot more
User friendly it looks a lot neater
basically what they've done is over the years you can get add-ons for World of Warcraft and there's ones for the UI there's ones for
mouse over controls, there's all types of shit and
Once for unit frames, basically, there's there's like some really really popular ones
That have been popular for a very long time and what Blizzard have done is they've gone
Oh fuck it people love these add-ons so much. We'll just integrate them straight into the game
Which is what they've done and the raid frames and the UI or the unit frame. Sorry
Is one of the one of the things that they've integrated so you can completely move it around
So you can completely move it around before you had an app needed an add-on to do this
But now you can completely move anything wherever you want it
and it's just very cool the the Drakthir evoker has
completely different abilities to
Any other class now so much like Lost Ark
There's an ability where you have to hold the button down and it charges. It's got three different stages of charge
There's ones where you have to drag them and stretch them out a certain length before you can you can use the ability
It's just it's very cool
I'm excited for it. Like I say half an hour isn't a lot of time to really delve into a beta
There's loads of people running around with all sorts of shit going on
and
Yeah, it it
It's just crazy. I'm so fucking excited for it now
But at the same time like I was saying to you before we started
I don't know if any of my
Progress will carry over to the current game and if it doesn't
Then it seems kind of pointless I've I'd feel like I'm spoiling the game the expansion of for myself
With no benefit
Because I'm playing the beta. I'm not gonna send any bug reports off. I'm not gonna test anything and if there's something wrong
I'm gonna send it off. It's just not gonna happen. I'll leave that to the people that are smart enough to
Deal with that type of shit. I'm just gonna play the beta but I
For one can't see why they would carry over all of your progress because to me that seems like a massive leg up on a brand
New expansion that would not seem fair because all your characters start at level 70, which is the new max level
So I don't really see how that would work
So, yeah, it's I'll play it and then I'll give it a couple of couple of hours and then I'll decide whether or not I
Want to carry on with it, but yeah, it's exciting. It's very cool. I
Was about to interrupt you then saying you had a guy at me about no man's cry fuck me that was boring why
Good I'm glad you got him. I'm happy for you. I was pleased when I saw your message this morning
So was I?
It's very cool. It is very cool. I mean admittedly the fucking
It keeps asking me to reload an error keep like a bug thing keeps coming up and taking up the whole screen
Hopefully that fucks off. I've done something. I don't know what I should be reporting it really
If I'm honest, it's probably one of those things that should get reported, but I just keep clicking the X to get rid of it
It comes up again
It comes up again, but yeah, I'm excited for it. It's
my
Teeth are firmly back into World of Warcraft because this ties in quite well. I've been playing World of Warcraft classic
We're off of the lit skin classic and for the people that don't know basically they've gone back
They they brought out the last three last two expansions very first two expansions
They brought them out again
So it's back to grassroots type shit like back to where it all started and a lot of people love that
So the system is completely different and the nostalgia is there shit's a lot more difficult
So I've been playing that trying to fill the void until I ever got the beta or until Dragonfly comes out
Well now I've got the beta as the classic can fuck off
I'll play the beta for a little bit once I decide whether I'll carry on or not
We'll go from there, but it's been a good good been a good week for me
mom
Good
Sorry, I'm eating a horse. Well sucking it and now I've chewed it. I didn't want to do it in the mic rude
I feel minty. Yeah, I feel clear. Yeah clean
Refreshed do they actually do anything? Yeah, my mouth's like
Ice cube. Yeah, but they do anything for you to unblock your nose. Yeah, massive. They do fuck all for me. Yeah
No, they're amazing. I really like them. They're really helpful. You're pathetic. Okay. Good
So that's the Dragonfly bait a bit out of the way
You know, I mean, I don't have much to talk about it, but I will do this time next week
There'll be a whole big section on it where you'll hear my voice constantly for about 15 minutes. Yeah. No, I'm happy for you
Very cool to have a game that you were that devoted to and then get the chance to jump in early on something
You've been really excited for yes
Yes, so yeah, I was uh, I was pretty gasp for you when you sent that message swan. I was like good good
That's very cool. That's very cool
But yeah, I have nothing to add because I don't play it and I know very little and uh, yeah good
You know nothing
No, I know nothing but there you go. John Snow
Doom eternal this is also for you because I'm not playing it you are have you played it before
Completed it mum
Completed it mum. Well, I got to the last mission and then I stopped and I don't know why but yeah
So you understand the fun of the game? Yeah, very fun xbox game pass
I just I just filtered through some shit to find find some games I'll download and doom eternal was one of them
I thought I remember
Jaeger was all over it
I like the music
Mr. Jaeger is someone that we used to work with and yeah
He was fucking obsessed with it and considering it's free on game pass. I thought fuck it
I'll download that and give it a little go and it's just your typical shooter first person shooting
I mean bouncing around almost like
Bullet storm s i've never played a doom before so you never played doom before
Wow, that must have been mental. So that's gone back to like old fps games. That's gone back
although it's like modernized that is
essentially how
Doom was and wolfenstein and all that that's where they all originated from
Wouldn't it do yeah, don't get me wrong. I've played games like it. Yeah, but that's things like resistance and all that type of shit
and yeah, i'm just all over it I I like it because
The the levels are quick if you make them quick. It's not difficult to play if i'm honest
It feels really good to play it on the laptop
And yeah, it's fun to just put a chainsaw through someone's head
To get some some ammo and some health out of them. It's it's just a fun game man. It's it's uh,
It's a nice fast paced game and I like the upgrade system. The graphics are fantastic
He's just a badass. Yeah, man, just fucking running around killing shit for the sake of you
His official name is no his name is literally doom guy. His name is just doom guy. That is his name. It's fantastic
I'm all i'm all what is that? That's your chair. Is that me? Yeah, I was about to have a go at you
You have a go at yourself mate. Yeah, have a look at yourself and squares
Chairs squeaking all over the place. I apologize
Yeah, good fun. Um about
Uh, I think i've got like
six hours
On it not a massive amount. I don't think it's that long. You're probably not in the end of your 10 hours game or something
Uh, i've got all the guns
I've got all the guns. Uh, I think there's two more of the geezers that I gotta kill the priest people
I played it on hard. It's pretty fucking hard. Yeah, i'm not playing it on hard mode. I don't I can't be honest
I don't want the challenge. I'm not interested in it
If i'm not hunting for trophies or anything, then i'm definitely not interested in making the game more difficult for myself
So i'm playing it on the the default setting whatever that fucking is
And yeah, it's just fun, man
It's fun to pick it up and put it down and I will get it completed at some point. There's no rush
But i'm enjoying myself
Yeah, you're good at that. You're good at finishing games. I'm i'm not
Yeah, I want to get them out of the way except for when you've got about 10 different games you play and it's a little bit
difficult to
To really get them out of the way
but
I will do it and if anyone else has xbox game pass and they haven't downloaded doom eternal and i've never played it before I highly recommend
It it's just a gory bit of mess what I can't wait for is scorn
Yeah, that's this month, I think so
That's coming out. I don't know if you're gonna vibe with that. That's gonna be on game pass
I remember seeing the trailers for it years ago
I watched something on the other day you can watch some youtube now as people are playing it early
It looks so gory and yeah, but it doesn't it's more like a puzzle game. Yeah, i'm all down for puzzles. All right
I love them
Not well
Oh fuck off. They've been hitting me with that shit
Oh
I'm just trying to very quickly get it done
I'm just trying to very quickly find out
When it comes out, yeah
Oh in a week. Yeah comes out in a week
That'll be fun
Well, you better wrap doom up then
Yeah, I suppose a bit of wrap doom up and then fucking dishonored and then I got grounded on here as well
Have you downloaded that? No, I haven't I did turn the xbox on though when I thought valheim was available
And then it done about eight updates haven't turned it on so for so long
Yeah, is that is it available on xbox valheim next year? Oh, so i've got it now and you gotta wait till next year. Yeah
Admittedly, I played it for five minutes was killed by a pig and turned it off. Yeah, well and uninstalled it
Oh, and I fuck this can't be asked. It's vikings. Isn't it? So my anger is a lot longer than this
Yeah, but I thought the graphics looked wank as well. I don't really know what's going on. It's an indie game
It just blew up. Yeah, but no, but they really look wank. All right
You're just the graphics whore. I'm not that fast
Why are you making that noise at me? You're the one that needs that noise at you
The graphics are wanky
It's because he's drinking monster like a fucking monster punch
Little nerd, little nerd goblin
I went and bought you some milk so you can have your little coffee and I thought I don't want anything hot
So I'll grab myself a monster energy
Yeah, whatever
You had some shit
You talk about something. Yeah, I am house of the dragon
Right. I've got nothing to say because you're just gonna hear you
You're just gonna moan again fucking stupid
It's ridiculous. Right. I'm sure most of the people that listen to this watch house of the dragon. It's fantastic. I'm loving it
The last episode it was great. I liked it the divide that's been created between
The targaryens is fucking i'm all over it
But the first half an hour where you couldn't see fuck all because it was set at night time
Fucking annoying. There's an easy solution lord of the rings did it blue light
You then you still have the appearance of it being dark, but you can see everything
You cannot tell me there weren't scenes on the first half an hour where you were getting closer to the screen going
Who the fuck's that? What is going on because me and Steph? We couldn't see fuck all while getting very annoyed
And I text you and you went that's fine. Of course it was for you
Mr. Colorblind
Finished i'm done apart from that. Did you like the episode? That's fantastic
The
The um, yeah the divide the fact that that little rat lost his eyeball
Love it. Thank god. He stole the dragon. We didn't even steal it. He was writing that it was up for grabs
She was like, yeah, how was my dragon to take? Why didn't you take it then?
You knew where it was chilling. You should have gone and took it but you didn't
And whatever his fucking name is swooped in and he he took it
Yeah, what do you think of it? You like it? Yeah, I mean I was expecting the time jump and that didn't come so that confused me
Next episode the actors are changing next episode is it? Yeah, I uh, I believe so
Okay
Okay, okay, but yeah, I know I did see a uh still image
I saw the guy the first thing I thought when I see him lose his eye was he's gonna look cool
Yeah, he's gonna look hard now and he's got one eye missing. He's gonna grow up have long hair
He's just gonna he's got a big dragon. Yeah one eye gone. Yeah, oh the defiler
So yeah, so he's gonna be uh, he's gonna be pretty cool
Um, but yeah, I do enjoy it. I think it's I think it's great. I'm a huge fan of that series
I like where it's going. I find it very interesting and the queen committed treason
Well, he's tried to commit treason. Yeah, she went a bit nutty with it. Didn't she?
I think they're being very clever by making us hate her
Because I really don't like her at the moment, but the old king's looking rough as fuck as well, isn't he?
He ain't looking mustard
He'll be dead soon
right
So this
I said to my power the other day. I was like mental that he's uh, lost his arm, isn't it? He was like what yeah
And then yeah, I said to jim
Matey bob at work
He don't pay no attention didn't realize he lost his arm. She went who lost his arm fucking hell. I was like fucking
I didn't know one
The next day and I said to one of my other pals
I said to my bob and uh jim that think bobs lost his arms as he I was like I'll give up
Fuck I give up. Do you not even watch it?
Honest to god, how can they not tweak that?
I don't know gays is walking around with a cane
Oh, and he called her he called her thingy didn't they?
Who?
Uh his missus
The queen called her what emma or whatever jet mar whatever her fucking name was
Was that this this episode of the episode before that was the episode before?
That was the episode before where he called her the wrong name
And my bad. I've got my days mixed up all the weeks, but it was good
I liked um, i'm intrigued to see what happens on monday because there's some more. I think some characters are gonna start dying
It's gonna be good
I'd like to think so because it's been it's been fairly tame at the moment
Yeah, I want to see the queen's little protector fucked off. I want to see him die
Yeah, he's turning into a bit of a knob. He's doing my head in he is doing my head in
What would you expect man the heir to the throne was not going to leave her duties to chill out with some little peasant like you
And now he's all angry about it because he's been rejected
You know what I mean? If it was in present times dabba restraining order slapped on him. He's just a little mug
Yeah, let's hope he goes first
And them stupid little kids
Just annoying the targaryens the proper ones not the fake ones
They're just annoying
Right
Yeah, i'm excited. I'm looking forward to it
uh
Know what time it is. It's that time of the week. Da da da da da da da da da da quiz time
I thought you had died for a minute you you
About two minutes you added nothing to that. You know, absolutely nothing. I was just staring at your phone
It's because I was looking for your quiz. Absolutely. It's a struggle. It was a struggle to find your quiz
I haven't even googled it. Well, there you go. No quizzes already. We haven't done what we played or anything
That's because we do that after oh, all right
If you are if you aren't aware, we're doing a quiz
Every pod every episode until episode 20 or including episode 20 and the winner
Wins a dominoes paid for by the loser and so far ashes win him because he fucked up my quiz last week
And it weren't fair. You know what I mean? So
I'm going with the heavy hitters today to make sure I win
Simple as that
So what all right you ready?
Yeah
Your quiz is on none other than world of bloody warcraft
Do not mess this up
Oh good is it my upper choice
No
Go on then ten questions
In world of warcraft
Right in what year was beyond the dark portal released?
You're gonna give me any answers no what none of this is multiple choice
Sorry, it's the only quiz I could find no fuck off find one with multiple choice because all of these ones are multiple choice
I don't know. I just do it without the multiple choice
I don't need the answers
No, because then I've got to find a quiz without multiple choice and all of these ones here are multiple choice
Just don't give me the answers. Just ask me the question in what year?
Yeah, ask that question again in wow. Yeah in what year was beyond the dark portal released?
What do you mean beyond the dark portal?
What burning crusade i've no idea it says beyond the dark portal fucking no what?
2009
1996
So it's not world of warcraft then is it it's before that it's warcraft. Oh, it says in wow
You're asking me questions for something that was before world of warcraft. How's that fair? Right? Where's this gwent quiz then?
You fucking melt. You can't give me a gwent quiz. Why are you giving me a fucking quiz about something i've never i weren't even born
All right. Well, we won't do that. Fuck it. Just type in world of warcraft quiz. I have you
You haven't though have you because you you ask this is ridiculous
Of course, you couldn't have found a quiz when you were sitting there for two minutes in silence. That's what you was doing. No
Right
While you find yours i've got your quiz here. No, i've got yours here
In world of warcraft, how many bosses does the upper floor have?
I don't know
Flooring what ray in what section what's this quiz?
World of warcraft trivia, so there's answers there in world of warcraft. How many bosses does the upper floor have nine?
What do you want me to say?
Was there not an option of answers there? No
You're fucking dumb. Why can't you find a quiz that has multiple choice? Fuck your quiz. Let me do yours first
Let me do yours first. All right, because this is a shambles. Let me do this properly right? We have a quiz the witcher
Okay
This has questions and it has potential answers. Isn't that fantastic? Right?
Where is the school of the wolf located?
care more care more
Well, it came all the mountains of fire hard
Come on. All right. That's correct. Fantastic. Right, which of these is not one of garrick's nicknames?
the butcher of
blaviken
zyriel
What is this fucking england? Gwynblade gwynblade the white wolf?
Which is not zyriel because that's syria's nickname. That's correct
Who is syria's real father?
garrot
avalach
and
King henslent. I'm really bad at this
It's the third one
What em here?
The emiris emir von emiris. Yeah
I'm sorry that I can't speak the fucking latin that i'm having to read out here. What school is sorry was that correct?
Yes, I said what school is letho a student of?
catbearwolfviper
This is correct
who
Was once a member of the wild hunt garrot siri avalach
vizimir
avalach
What's wrong you fucking idiot?
Surprisingly the series protagonist garrot actually rode with a rode with the hunt for a considerable amount of time according to it wait what?
that was
Yeah, who was once a member?
How did you get that one wrong because garrot's never been in the wild hunt
That's just a fucking apparently he was that's just not true according to a journal entry from a book that can be found in the
witcher two assassins of kings
God, you know nothing
What bullshit what is the name of the wild hunts navigator?
Gaunter o'dimm no
Karen fear
nifrel or get get ellis get ellis get the answers rather than
Go it's not going on. Oh, that's a toughie
I'm gonna say it's karen fear
Correct look at you. Well done. How many of you got right so far? How many questions have I asked?
I think you asked six and I've got five
This is terrible. This is this is terrible for us. It's really is. This is the worst. It's been I've got one
gutter
two
three
four five
six
Okay, so we're on question seven
What blood does siri possess?
elder blood witcher blood chosen blood night blood
no blood
Correct
Who was demovand the third's advisor?
Mev Tris
Yennefer Radcliffe
Can I see the question as well?
There you go
All right and now scroll down
Mev Tris Yennefer
Mev Tris Yennefer or Radcliffe
Oh, I'm gonna say Yennefer
Yennefer, I don't think it is. Oh, you're so stupid. It's obviously Radcliffe
How do you not know that?
oh
god
What event brought monsters to the witch's world?
Something of spheres
Conjunction of the spheres. That's the one so we'll go with that. That's correct
Uh, what that was question number eight?
Nine nine
So this is the last one. What is the name of the specific group?
Eridan leads to hunt siri world hunt
world hunt wrong
The red riders, let me hit well, let me hear the answers then
We're gonna go on to another question now
I'll give you I'll give you the right
What would you have said?
You wouldn't have you would have said the wild hunt. I wouldn't have said that but then you just
Yeah, but you didn't you got the question wrong. So that goes against you right? So that's why i'm wrong
one
Two oh god. Oh, no, i've got seven out of ten if you're doing that but that's really fair
Because I didn't get the multiple choice three multiple choice. You should be counting your fucking stars lucky
I didn't get any multiple choice. You asked me questions about shit that weren't even fucking relevant
Did you you didn't do the quiz? You didn't find the quiz. So don't worry about it then
No, what do you mean? Don't worry about another question
Go on quickly. Can't you just have that one as right? So you got eight out of ten. All right, fine. We'll do that. Yep
Have I got to find my own quiz? No, i'm gonna find it now. You got to keep the you got to keep the people busy
Yes, but yes, but this is ridiculous. How many they're all multiple choice
Surely every
Oh, well, sorry for the amount of talking that you've done I apologize. I'm not keeping up. I'm just furiously typing in world of warcraft quiz
Because i'll probably find a quiz before you fucking do what is the name of the bridge that connects the arathi highlands and the wetlands?
Do you know them places? Yeah good
Sulfur and span
Thandle span severed span
Dorn in span
Say them again
Between a rafi basin and the wetlands. Yeah, go on. Say them again sulfur and span
Thandle span severed span or dawning span
The second one
Let's see, this is the problem it doesn't tell me if it was right or not. This is fucking ridiculous
This is mental. I have a quiz right here
right pass it here then
There you go
I haven't touched it. So I haven't read it
Oh god, these questions are a fucking doddle. Even I know the answers to these
I just looked at the first fucking two. Oh, sorry that you looked at the first two
Some of your questions were a piece of piss as well. It doesn't matter if you know, you would have known none of them
Which species are the most characters in the game? What species are most characters in the game elf?
Is it elf? Is it not elf? Sorry. Yeah, that's more like it. Is that correct?
Don't don't start doing a nerd. It doesn't say anything. How am I supposed to know the answer?
It's not letting me do it. Pass it here pass me my phone. Find me a quiz. Just just press it
You know, why can't I get the answer up?
Oh
See, it's not it's not easy to find a world of warcraft quiz. I've tried. It's not easy being cheesy
It's not easy when you play these. Oh, I didn't press start quiz. That's why
Does this oh, yeah, okay
Now what you found yourself an easy one of you. No, no, I didn't hit start. Okay start this again
This is shit
It's a different question but start again
Which company publishes world of warcraft?
Is it a sierra entertainment?
Is it c rockstar games or is it b?
blizzard entertainment now take your time
I think it might be blizzard
Bloody oh, how'd you get that? No, thank you. That is nutty. Thank you so much. All right, that's uh,
That's one point for you. Well, that's one for me and uh night elf you said
No, it's wrong. What is it? It's human
A bullshit
Of course in a mystic world like world of warcraft people still want to be a human. That is fantastic weties
Fucking stupid. Oh wow
Go on next one. Oh, that's funny. What year was world of warcraft released?
04 05 06
Oh god
Uh 2006
2004 couldn't have been further apart. Oh, sorry
Boy, I was only like seven
What is not a secondary skill your character can learn during gameplay?
Is it a leather craft b fishing or c first aid?
No if it's
now
If it's up to date, it should be first aid
Is that your final answer i'm gonna go with first day because they took it out first aid isn't in the current one
You had no money
You could have walked away with no money. Yeah
You've still got no money. The answer was a leather craft
I'm sorry. You're walking away with nothing. It's not even in the game anymore. What is this you picked your own quiz, sir
Which is not a continent in the eastern kingdoms?
Kaz moden as a roth or kalimdor kalimdor
Correct. Yeah, thank you. Bloody hell. He's got one got one
I wonder if I got one too. You've got two, right? So yeah, well, I got two wrong, you know
I think you got three wrong. No, I got two wrong. All right, let's have a look one
two
three four
This fifth question. Yeah, and you've got two, right?
So you've got three wrong. What what what leather craft you got wrong?
2006
Doesn't matter because we're adding all the points up over the quizzes points. So
Oh, you're doing it that way or we can just do the quiz. I don't mind
Whatever way you prefer you want to add the points up or do you want to go on how many quizzes you've won?
How many quizzes we won? All right. Well, we've started to amazel finish. Go on then
The auction house as about how many trades every day
This is a tough unit. Well, it's a tough one point two million one point five million or three million
1.5
This sir three million
Fucking stupid fucking quizzes is bollocks. You want to just take the money for the dominoes now because i'm not gonna win
I'm just not gonna win losing two nil. Calm yourself fucking stupid. World of Warcraft has roughly how many subscribers?
eight point seven million five point six million or seven point two million eight point seven I would have gone with that
And it's five points. Yeah fucking i'm gonna fucking dash something. It's doing my head in fuck these quizzes man
This bollocks. What is the name of the chinese copycat game that looks suspiciously similar to world of warcraft?
world of fight world of warriors world of sorcery
I've never even heard of it. Uh, I don't know world of warriors
world of fight
What was the first expansion added to world of warcraft?
burning crusade catalyzm cataclysm cataclysm is burning crusade
Or the burning crusade or the wrath of the lich king burning crusade. It's the wrath of the lich king
No, you're fucking lying. I am lying that one here. There is there is a lie up to how many adventures can
Sorry up to how many adventurers can a typical dungeon accommodate at one time five?
Seven six or five five correct if only you'd got these questions earlier ridiculous in it at its peak the game had how many?
Monthly subscribers 20 million 15 million or 12 million?
20
12
what
World of warcraft is played in approximately how many countries?
244 159 or 132 244
Correct
A big game the game is played in about 244 countries making it an international phenomenon. Yep
Yep, which faction in the game is the most popular with players the alliance the horde neutral the horde
The alliance you're fucking stupid. This is bollocks. It's absolute bollocks
I should have known that either way because the first fucking question was humans. That was the answer but that's bollocks
You ask anyone I think this quiz is bullshit. No, fuck it. I think we've gone over 10
You ask anyone no, no, you ask anyone and they prefer the horde alliance is bullshit
I play alliance to be fair, but alliance is bullshit
It's fucking stupid. What is this? What is this sabotage?
Nah, fuck yourself about how many online accounts have been created since the release of world war i don't fucking matter
Does it 71 million 83 million or 100 million 83?
wrong 100 yeah
We'll do one more. Yeah
Ha ha ha ha this is cracking how many original classes are there in the game?
Original if you get this right, I'll give you five points. Not that it matters
Without even without even hearing the answers original
classes, so you got
You got warriors or warriors?
priests rogues
shamans druids
Paladins or they added in
Were they no they weren't paladins
Hunters
Who have I missed off
Who have I missed?
I don't think i've missed anyone
Someone might be screaming and be going are you fucking me seven is seven an answer there? No?
Have I missed then if you could just think of one more you'd have an answer
What what the lowest answer there is eight? Yep
Warrior
Hunter
priest
druid
paladin, ah
warlock
shaman
rogue
Eight i'm gonna go eight
You fucking I swear to god if this is wrong, I swear to god this is wrong no
Nine nine. What's the nine fucking wears? Well, the nine classes included priests. Yeah rogues
druids, yeah
the monks
No, this is bonox. No, I haven't finished the monks and death knights are expanses expansion classes. Yeah, so it just says
It just says the nine classes include priests rogues and druids. So I can't tell you the specific answer. You'll have to find that
I'm i'm gonna fucking look now. All right while you look how many how many copies are the wrath of the lich king expansion sold on
the first day 2.8 million 1.3 million three hundred forty seven thousand
2.8
Correct ding dong. It's the it's the favorite expansion with most people not mine, but with most people
I don't know if this sound is going to be playing out of I can definitely hear it through the headphones
I don't know if that but for the sake of copyright, we're getting copyright. Sorry. No, just talk over it. That's one two
I missed out mages. Oh mages. That's why sorry. Yeah, so that's why yeah
I don't know if that will come through
The music score and sound effects world of warcraft would feel about how many cds 23 38 44. How did I miss out mages?
Don't worry about the rest of these questions. We're gonna do we're gonna literally do one more. All right, one more. This is the real quiz
Of course it is because everyone's bullshit. This one will give you 10 points if you get it without the answers, right?
You're gonna get this one though, but it won't matter because I've won
How many expansions have been released for the game oh right burning crusade wrath of the lich king
Cataclysm
Mr. Pandaria
Legion warlords of drenaw. I can't remember which way around they went
Battle for Azeroth
Uh shadowlands
I don't know if they're gonna include dragonflight or not, but I suppose that ain't come out so eight
This is obviously an old quiz
Why what does it say five you fucking ridiculous?
So the first aid so the secondary thing was right because first aid was removed it was removed in
So you've got one extra point. This is absolute bollocks. So
Because it is night elves as well. It's not humans
So see look they've been fucking answering questions of a phony a phony quiz
Of a phony quiz well, you know unbelievable
There you go. I knew it. I knew it to anyone listening
You're thinking fucking else's favorite game and he doesn't even know the answer to the to the quiz about it
I still wouldn't have fucking do I do I do I do I do it's just it's an old quiz. So shit's changed a lot
unbelievable
anyway
um
Yeah, you you still were lost. So I
Thing is though regardless of who wins or loses this entire quiz for the dominoes
I know that you get the same pizza that I do. Oh really so it doesn't really matter
Yeah, but because what is the pizza you get?
Uh, uh, mighty meaty mighty or the meaty or I can't the one with the barbecue base
Yeah, well, they've not both got the big stinking barbecue base with the sausage on it. Yeah, which is fantastic
So either way, it's a win win win win win win win
Because I will be having a slice of this pizza as condolence for me losing obviously we're gonna get a pizza each
No, we'll just get one who buys one pizza
You're gonna get one pizza delivered
No, we'll get two. No, we won't get it delivered here
We'll have to go and get it. Why because the look because you get it delivered from um,
I don't want to say where because
But the dominoes that's near me that will deliver a shit
Whereas if we drive 10 minutes down the road, we get to a different one. We don't have to be a dominoes
We could go out for a chinese together
There's many things we could do regardless that that was fun and i'm winning. So this is a great time
Uh, what fantastic idea what we've been playing is the last topic
You can go first
What are you doing?
I'm so ill
Well, we've sort of already glossed over in it yours has been destiny 2
Mine's been doom world of warcraft a tiny bit of eso more or less just logging in to get the mount speed up
That's changed, isn't it? What I thought you was all all singing all dancing. Yes
Yeah, but then I started playing wild classics and I was sort of like, yeah, this is fucking this is sick. So
I'm a mishmash of everything. Um
Um, yeah, i've been playing a bit of everything. It's been fun. You've been sticking most your time in
World of warcraft what you've been doing
Playing classic. Yeah, what does that mean? What you were you up to on there?
Classic in the in the time. No retail retail. I can hit
level one to
max level which is 60 in
It's about eight hours if you really push it. Can you do an mmo like max level in eight hours? That's nuts
Yeah, because they you that is it just because you're that good or is that just the way the game's designed
It's just the way the game's designed at the moment. You can really power through the levels
It's boring, but you can really really like get through
um
So eight hours. I i've only ever done it once. Um, funny enough there was one where I went from one to max level
just by
Herbalism by gathering herbs because you get xp for gathering herbs and I thought fuck it i'll do that and that took
I think that took it was just over 20 something hours to do that
And that was fun. I had a shitload to sell at the end. I made so much dough mental. Um
but on classic
I've sunk in 14 hours
And I am level 20
Wow
It's taking fucking forever. You can do it a lot lot quicker. Don't get me wrong
Um, i've been dipping in and out
The time might be a bit skewed because I left it left it log it logged in for quite a lot of it
But yeah the the leveling experience because it's based off of the old versions of world warcraft
Is a lot more difficult. Um
Retail unless i'm in a dungeon. I will not die outside of a dungeon does not happen
Classic I died about 20 times in the space of 20 minutes. It was mental. It was just fucking dying dying dying. Um
But so the it's a lot more difficult. So it's uh
a lot less
User friendly which I quite like, you know how people buy the original no man's sky and don't update it
Just so they can get a feel of how how no man's sky used to be
It's like that so they'll buy the no man's sky disc version for ps4 and they just not update it
They're like, oh, it's just so raw. I love it. It's so weird. They'll be all over it. There's loads of people do it
Um, i've got the disc version. I know yeah, and it's like so it's like that. I was so gassed for that game
I bought like the not the color. Well, I don't know. It might have been the clicks edition
It's got like a hard box case and then it came out. It was so shit
I was screaming and I was like so gassed for it as well. This is the worst thing i've ever played
What is there anything to do in this god forsaken universe?
That was back when if you met someone they were just a little white orb
Weren't they you can actually see they were so convinced that no one would ever bump into each other that that yeah
But now look at it
Now look you see someone fucking everywhere now how things have changed they I still haven't changed galaxies universes universes galaxies
God knows confusing. It starts hurting your head. There's like 230 something different quintillion
No, no, no, no different. Um
galaxies different universes
So yeah
um
Is that I had the option to change universes at the end of the game and I decided not to and I should have done
Really because it would have been more exciting
Well, that's it. Um, yeah, that's it for me. It's all new now. So what about you? What have you been up to? Huh?
Huh? Well, you you just spoke for me. We have had a term destiny 2 nothing new there
We should end this podcast right now and then false information
Oh, yeah cyberpunk. Sorry still false information
and
cyberpunk and something else listen
I have one trophy left to get on destiny
Which is the grand master nightfall complete one of them it came out or they released it on the 5th of october
I was the right level to go in so you need to be 1595 light level
To be able to do it the enemies are 1620
1595 minimum light level minimum. It doesn't matter if you're 1595 or you're 1600 because
You will it doesn't matter. You won't be any more powerful. Okay
So it doesn't matter as long as you're 1595. That's what matters more difficult than you thought
a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, I
well
Yeah, and no really I i've got to the boss
four times
And that room is just a cluster. Fuck. It's it's borderline impossible
And I say you spend more time trying to fight the boss than you do trying to get to the boss. Yeah
But my problem is I
Yeah, it's just overwhelmingly there's too many things going on you get cornered and when you all die
Yeah, if you wipe, yeah, it chucks you back to all straight back to the beginning. Yeah, go to orbit
Yeah, so you got to do it all over again when you rung me and you told me about this and
ash went
I've done pretty much all the end game
So it can't be that much harder. I didn't say anything at the time
But the first thing that popped in my head was you're so naive
No false because it will be so much harder than anything else. No false information because it's all right
It's all right. It's not too bad. It's just that boss
So I looked into it and I was like what am I doing wrong? Am I am I using the wrong build?
Am I using the wrong weapons? What's the crack?
And what I found out was the the the uh strike that it is at the moment the nightfall strike because they're on rotation now
To the end of the season. Yeah
So it won't just be this one. I can do another one
Uh is this is the hardest one by life, but there's people that have never done it because of that boss room
Um, so yeah, it will get so what you're saying is you're failing
What i'm saying is, if only there was like a couple of mates that were good enough at things like that that could play
But it's all right. I'll just carry on lfg and banging my head against the wall. I thought you were using a clan
Yeah, I am but I don't talk to them utilize them. I utilize their free engrams
But no, I use the lfg. I use the lfg is fine. Well, there's your fucking issue then you're using an lfg
You're playing with randoms what you need to do is we're all trying to achieve the same goal
You don't need to talk to people to kill enemies. It's just there'll be tactics involved surely
Yeah, but oh my god, it's just overwhelmingly difficult
Yeah, but it'll be easier if you're chatting to each other talking tactics
Just shoot stuff man. No, it's see we won't get into it. No, I spoke to a couple of people
I had one for our team where we was like quite uh,
Conversal yeah, you just it's just one point if you if you just if you don't deal with it
It's it's ripped. There's nothing really you can do nothing you can do but i'll move on i'll get that
I'm i'm not I wasn't dejected. I was just like fuck this shit. I'm gonna plan again
I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna do it again
Well, no, I will I will get it done
I don't think i'll get that one done because that that it just ended up giving me the hump
Which is there's no point doing it. Yeah, so i'll leave that one for now
Yeah, and then obviously I played cyberpunk. I was mopping up all the uh cyber psychos. That was fun
About that's the problem with it. There's a i've built up a whole catalog of side quests
That are connected to things that i've done but because I it's been so long
I can't remember where I was in them parts and it feels a bit disjointed at the moment
So that's why another reason why I want to start again. So i'll get that done and uh fifa 23
No, fifa 23, what do you mean i've been playing that new fifa
Oh, it wasn't supposed to be like this. I didn't want to but I paid 79 p3a play
So I got 10 hours on it and uh, I really thought he was about to say 79 quid for fifa. I was about to scream
And I uh, i've done the 10 hours
What and you bought it? I wanted more fifa so I bought it how much?
It was about 80 quid. Fuckin hell
What do you mean? It was about 80 quid for what? I screwed myself over. 80 quid for what?
They screw all their player base over even if you spent 10 quid you're still screwed over you get fifa points
But then you also get you also get a one to watch player card, which are worth a fortune
When I was going to get the one to watch player card, I said where's my one to watch player card?
There isn't a fucking one to watch player card and I googled it and I googled it in it because you had to buy the ultimate edition
Before the 30th of september. So you still got fucked over. I got fucked over you spent 80 quid
Was it exactly 80 quid 79.99? It was about that on fifa
2023 which would be exactly the same as fifa 2022
Which was exactly the same as fifa 2010 which would have been exactly the same as fifa 2000
It's all the same shit except for oh this this player
Is now in a different team and that team happens to be in a different league and oh their boots are a different color
And oh their t-shirts are a different color. It's the same
Team shit what a narrow-minded individual. It's not narrow. It's exactly how it is and they're so poorly made
They're covered with bugs
And i've been a bit interested to play actually
Because it's always fun in it
I used to play it years ago and it was fun
I had to buy it because it's the last ever fifa and i've had every fifa known to man
God, but it's not though is it they're just changing the name. Yeah. Yeah sports fc. Yeah, exactly
It don't roll off the tongue very well, does it what are you playing? I'm playing. Yeah
FC 24, yeah sports fc 2024. Yeah, i'm gonna look at my cards and my walkouts
Yeah, i'm a warlock and I hunt gremlins and caves and I go ha ha ha
I've collected 14 herbs today and i'm gonna sell them on that auction market. That's pretty much it
Exactly. So you can't come at me when you're no, I just think fifa's wank. Um, it's also
Golfing sandals. It's also um a massive contributor to gambling which I don't agree with
So, uh, yeah
Disgusting behavior don't do the gambling then that's all that's the only thing to do on this fucking game
Unless you have multiple people to play with it's the only thing that you can do on it really
Okay, I just can't believe you spent 80 quid on it. It's ridiculous. I'll stop going on about it for gem
Notices, but you wouldn't buy a little 15 quid splinter
Well, no, because uh, you bought it because i'll resell it to you
I'll give you a tenner for it. I want 30 quid. No, fuck off. How much you pay 15
Bin yourself. I'll give you 14.99. You go get yourself another one 15. Well, one day you only bought it to show off to me
I know what you're doing. What do you mean? You know how much I wanted to split. I see when I bought splinter
I know exactly what you're doing. Yeah, but you don't like the art series anyway, I don't give a monkey this splinter
You know, oh, so you actually like that. Of course. I like it. Oh, you can have it for 30 quid
25. All right, it's time to go
It's time to fuck off. We're just rambling on. Yeah. Thanks for listening very quickly. Uh,
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I'm um, yeah, i'll talk to you about it off the pod
Just little ideas and shit. All right, uh, thanks for listening guys. I'm closing out. Right? It's my show. Thanks for listening guys
Sorry, uh, it's been great
Um, when do you get the outro as well? You have the intro? Yeah, it was my show
What's your show next week? So I get the outro next week. Yeah, well you better not fucking butt in then
I won't never do I don't interrupt people like you you rude fuck
Right. Yeah, it's been uh, it's been a good episode. Uh, i'm here. I'm going home. Thanks for listening
Thanks for the patreons. Thanks for your money. Yeah. See you later. Thanks everyone. Uro. Uro