Hello everyone
Fucking idiot smiling in front of me
He's saying this podcast is gutter and that is the bottom of the bottom in that we really don't give a fuck
Why?
Because even dropping that mic because you got like the professional ones that will be like, oh, yeah
Let's tune in for the news and the updates and you know the analytics of everything
We're just like well what we got all right, we'll run bare bones with the knowledge we got and we won't pretend to be anything
We're not we're just a couple of geezers. They've got normal jobs
Do this as a little side thing with with foxes picking at the scraps of a bin bag and we're somehow getting something out of it
We're now on episode 13
Mental if you've listened to episode 12
You'll understand that this episode that you're now listening to was actually recorded
straight after we recorded episode 12 because
By the time you'll be listening to this I'll be at a wedding not my wedding
But Steph's sister's wedding and hopefully it's going fantastic
Because by the time this will have released which I'll schedule it for about five o'clock, maybe
I'll either be drunk or stuff in my face one of the two so it's fantastic
It's my intro. Hello. I'm Reese with me
I have the prince among men ash bones your know yep
Like like ash just said we've got fucking nothing planned for this one. We've really scraped the barrel because we can't
We haven't had the time to think we've got a little list together like we always do whether we're gonna stick to it
I don't know
but
Yeah
That's my intro done as always ash wants to talk to me and
Our listeners about the cyberpunk expansion because I've seen a little bit about it, but I haven't said sorry
He's a little fucking vape thing run out. Oh
That's unfortunate
Charge it if you want you want to charge it. Where's your charger? I?
Ain't got one over it'll be fair
Apologies have to buy some cigarettes. Oh not so funny. How is it? It's not so funny now is it?
You're supposed to be quitting exactly and without that what am I supposed to do have you give in no good?
So I need I need you don't need it. I do I do do you need to eat food?
No, cuz I'm fasting
You still need to eat to live. I need that to live. I need to I need to go. I need nicotine
I've been there I
Thought you had what's the buttons on your arm? They must see it looks like it says WT and then W. Yeah, what's that?
Where's the water? Hey
I've told you about it before if you didn't care to fucking pay attention the first time
I told you I'm not telling you again. Can you I thought that was gonna be WTB. You just I've just kept that hidden
Yeah, WTB. Oh, hey if this gets pretty big I will get what's the buttons to a hundred?
I'll get it just for the sake of getting it. All right bands
I'm all up for that. You need to talk to me about this expansion, right? I don't know anything about cyber report
2077
Phantom Liberty
Is a cool name is a cool name. It's the big expansion for cyberpunk
It's bittersweet. It's bittersweet news. Why?
which are three
ride
blood and wine
Expansion it had hearts of stone
Expansion. Yeah
It might have been another small one. There's many bits of DLC, but they were the two big expansions
They promised they're gonna do that with cyberpunk
They have said that this is the only plan expansion for the game
but
What they did plan to stretch over two expansions they're gonna put into this one
Why?
Well, I don't know
I'll tell you why
Because they got a load of money when it first come out and then because it was so shit and piss poorly done
They had to refund two-thirds of it
So they don't have any money to do any more expansions because they fucked it for themselves and it's taken this long to rectify it
Fuck them. I might play it. Well, I'm mastermind. Yeah. Well, there you go. So
What depressing about it? I haven't I
Haven't finished with the bad news. I mean, it's not bad. It's worse. It's not bad news for me and you
But it's pretty bad news for other people and I feel a bit sorry for them
the
The Phantom Liberty expansion is only gonna be for next-gen consoles
So then people that bought the special edition that came with
Well, I saw that they're getting refunded from Microsoft more refunds
Oh
If you bought that version, oh dear
But I think it's the right choice. I think it's horrible
You know, they if they can't do it on they've come to terms with the fact that they probably shouldn't have released it
I can't run it. Obviously, you know, they're not gonna be able to do it
I can't run it. Obviously you're about to find out that this this
episode's been recorded strapped to the last one because
I've still got that wind
Got a podcast in everybody if that wasn't proof enough, I don't know what is I'm sorry about that
But if I don't if I hold it in I get belly we're real and we're raw. Oh
No, carry on. So cyberpunk is
Yeah, the first major content expansion
I don't know much more than I think it's just gonna be a new map. It's gonna carry on the story of V
And I I
Will be playing it I
There's a problem. I've got this real issue. Right and I know it's an issue that I share with nobody
This is a personal issue of mine
If I if I really like a game, yeah, and they do something like DLC. Mm-hmm
If I don't know that they're gonna do another game. I
Don't want to play it and I'll tell you why wait say that again
If you don't know they're gonna do another game. Yeah, you won't know what I don't want play it if you don't know
That they won't do another game. You won't play the DLC. Yeah
Why because I don't like the idea of loving a game?
Yeah, and ever think about it. Yeah to only ever have that
So there's no more experience coming
So we've got a war for example, we've got a war Ragnarok comes out. Yeah, and then there's never another god of war
Yeah, I will be miserable. Yeah, but will you play it? Yeah, I'll play it but I won't play
I said you wouldn't if they do DLC and they're like we're never doing any more God of War
You wouldn't bother playing the DLC because you don't want to get hyped up again
Yeah, cuz I'll be like this is this is it. This would make me sad
You know how you said Steph doesn't finish games. Yeah, I'm similar in but you're a man that Platinum's games as a nod to the developer
So why would you not then play the deal as a nod to that?
But I'm you know that God of War is gonna do another one, you know these things but cyberpunk
They've literally said they won't they haven't but I mean they have well they haven't where's the quote on that?
Give me the quote. You're the one that told me they said that they won't do it. They that's it
They're doing this and then they're stopping. They're stopping this saga. They're not stopping God of War. They stop it
They're not doing a trilogy of this of
This saga
Hey, I'm gonna get bellyache. You want me to stop cuz I'll get a bad tummy
Huh? You're a grown man. I can't help it get bellyache mate
Yeah, if I give I got gas which I don't often have I'm gonna get bellyache. It's all that protein in it
Sorry weapon
So, yeah, no, they're doing another God of War I don't know why I am the way that I am I
If it's the same with Metal Gear Solid it pains me that they've never done another one
So I won't go back and play Metal Gear Solid 5 again
Cuz I hate like enjoying something so much and know that they all will never get another one. It makes me sad
Much like Steph. She doesn't want to finish games because she don't want it to end this similar but different
Do you understand what I'm saying? I don't fucking get it if I'm honest fair enough. I really don't understand fair enough
I will normally not bother playing a DLC
not because
That's let's say God of War they bring out a DLC for Ragnarok and then they categorically say we ain't ever touching this again
It's not happening
I'll leave a play that DLC because it looks quite cool or I just won't bother
Because I can't be bothered
Not because I'm sad that there won't be any more but just because I know what's the point because there aren't gonna be anymore
But that's the that's the MMO in me. So what have you just done? That's a burn yet?
No I haven't got any fire
Oh cuz you have it
But yeah, I think you're a bit strange
Well, I can't help it. It's just the way I am same with if the games like say there's a multiplayer game
I'm sorry, I can't I really can't help it
I can't help it
Say there's a multiplayer game say Battlefield 2042. I'm loving it. I haven't stopped playing it since it first came out
Yeah, and then all of a sudden they're like right that we're not doing any more content for this game. Yeah, this is it
I'll be like I don't want to play this no more then
Yeah
Yeah, but that's the same. Yes, but that's the end. It's not the same though
Yeah, but that's not the same
That's a game that's built a Call of Duty is a game that runs on seasons. Battlefield doesn't Battlefield
Battlefield runs on seasons. No battlefield goes. Oh, this is battlefield and it will be for years and years news
God is a yearly thing. No, it's not
No, it's a multiplayer game and cod is cod produces the exact same bullshit every fucking year. It's a different skill
I'm saying cod is annual and battlefield lasts for years. So when yes, but it's seasonal in terms of season one season two
There's always new content being added. That's that's the type of game. Whereas a single-player
Story driven game isn't built around that is it so you ain't getting any more after that?
I'm not talking about that. I'm saying about a sequel for a single-player games multiplayer
I'm now talking about battlefields not a seasonal thing is now never used to be here's battlefield and there's another one in four or five years
Yeah, but you'd get DLC with it because it's the way that game plays is that it's a multiplayer game
So you're constantly going in doing team death matches and all sorts of shit. Yeah, whatever my
waffle
So that's that yeah
What was it all about?
Yeah, I'll play it. You should play cyberpunk man. I might do you really should I'm hoping that maybe I don't know
Where what I'll do on the price whether it will make it cheaper or more expensive now
There's fucking nine quid now as it is. What more do you want off it? It's not worth it. Fuck off
I want it for free. You ain't got a scooby mate. No, fuck it. You'll be on here doing another apology
No, I'll tell you what it is. It's because it's a single-player game
I know that devoting that time to it once it's done. It's done
so that makes me care about it even less because I'm so into
Playing things like Final Fantasy and ESO that I want to play the games that have a reason for me playing them
Same way that you plumb the hours into destiny
You're doing it for a reason and it's the grind they become party a day
Yeah, it's you're doing it because there's there's a there's a point to it
Exactly. Whereas something like cyberpunk and I think that's why I'm struggling so much with getting through Mass Effect is because I know
That once it's done that is done. So I'm cutting out the middle man and just go fuck it
Can't be asked you won't be like that with God of War
Yeah, but that's because it's different though. I'm actually excited for that and that'll be that'll be new
Where as things like cyberpunk they're not new they're not new to me. Well, they are because you haven't finished it
Yeah, but I'm one of the people you barely scratched that was burnt
Why there was nothing to scratch it was already fucked when it first come out. I have I don't like it, but you're right
I probably will play that's this whole section has been pointless because I probably will play it
I just need to find the time. It's a nice effect. I think it's to me. It just doesn't look that good
I don't really know. I only ever really got cyberpunk because of you
Beforehand, I had no fucking clue what it was
I bought it because you had hyped up to me not saying that you fucking your fault
It was bad because it's not but I don't think I would have bothered getting it if it weren't for you saying no
Get it. It will be really good. I genuinely for is gonna be like the best game of my
Yeah, which of three is my favorite game of all time. Yeah, they'd spent nine ten years making this game. Yeah
No, yeah, I'm not down. I'm not um, not down. I was don't get me wrong. I was disappointed. I
Was disappointed when it came out. I didn't have the problems everyone else had but damn straight weren't fucking what for it was gonna be
But as I've always stated to you and everyone has always asked me
It no, it's not perfect. But fuck me is the story worth playing. It's very fucking good and the
Like I say the side question that
Like I've explained with with the witch of three
You won't know if you're doing a side quest or main quest some of the side quests are just like
Better than the whole of other games main stories
You're like wow. How is this this level of polishing quality?
No, every game is gonna have bugs. Obviously that was
Over the top bugs for like last gen but ps5
I hardly had any problems with it on ps5 ps4. Yeah, it was a bit shit, but ps5 it was actually pretty good
there's the odd bug and
Yeah, obviously, it's not perfect. There's a lot of systems that are a little bit half-baked
But the actual game and the story in itself very fucking good man
And you do yourself at this service not to play in my opinion
But I love CD Projekt Red
I'm looking forward to the Witcher
Remaster that they said again is coming out this year
But yeah, they said they are gonna build on the cyberpunk IP. This isn't the end
But they didn't say another game. They said in other mediums
TV feel maybe I know they've done the edge runners anime
so
squeaky
Where is it all coming from my ass? Where is it coming from? Where is this gas being produced? Oh, bro?
Stop the highlight in it. You make me feel would you mean highlight in it? You're highlighting it
What do you want me to do little love puffs? I'm trying but they're coming out loud
I'm speaking as if my entire saved gallery on my snapchat isn't just me farting
I thought you'd appreciate your connoisseur of the body farts
I am I have the art of the clench is what we call it. Now you get some proper squeak out
You get some proper squeak out. What the fuck is this? No one's gonna pass for this
Gutter. Yeah, where's that two pound fifty?
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It's just the price of a coffee
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What's next
Well
I'm sure intro you wanted to talk about this is quite a quite cool one our favorite video game characters
Bearing in mind that obviously this is recorded straight after the last one
So we're doing our best hasn't been any news obviously in the last 10 minutes
Yep, so we're just trying to fill it up and we'll be back to normal next week
But as of now, this is this is the best we got
sauce
What's my favorite video game character?
What is it? Well you have you got one?
I've got one. Yeah, I've got one. I got one. Well, you go you go then
a solid snake Oh
solid snake I
Don't know who that is. This is gonna be real fucking this is gonna be like pulling teeth
From metal gear solid, right?
Is that it?
No, yes, it's either games with the eye patch
Yeah, kinda
There's a lot to go into so I'm gonna go down that road. Let's just say solid snake
he is
the coolest motherfucker
Walk the earth this is just this is very sorry. I'm very much. I'm very sorry
He's the coolest guy I told you all about metal gear solid one and my love for it
Or just milk your sides in general. This is got an eye patch. Yeah. Well some of them have some of my many different
Yeah, I'm looking I'm scrolling through some of them. And yeah, he's just he's hard. He's powerful. He's clever. He's strong. He's quick
He's smart
He's just like the ultimate he's like James Bond
He's the ultimate spy guy is David haters voice is just the best voice in video game history
It's very sad when they
cast Kiefer Sutherland in the newest one and
Got rid of David Hayek because he's just iconic. You know, you just get them iconic voices and iconic characters
He is that
And yeah, it's just nostalgia for me reminds me of my childhood and just best friends
nostalgia for me reminds me of my childhood and just best gaming moments and yeah, what what man great games and
It's probably my if not number one. He's one of my favorite video game characters. I like that. It's a decent one
That's cool
Joel Miller
Yep, it's mine. It's one of mine. Of course, it's gonna be someone from the last of us wouldn't it?
I love Joel to pieces. I think he's a fantastic character. I've been the voice acting spot-on
he's um
Yeah, he's uh, he's the the he's the father figure that he never knew he could be
No, I'm that sweet. Well, we did know he could be well, yeah
Yeah, but then he become fucking miserable because his daughter got popped in the back of the back of the back in the back of the back
Horrible. It was horrible. I'm going man. I had me tearing up
Yeah in the intro same is not many games are gonna do that. I'm very very
Pulled at the heartstrings that one did early like that in the first couple like what five minutes and you're like
Well players are when you first start the game
Yeah
Cuz when it went for your dad and when they first announced the last of us and then you see all the trades and everything
I thought Ellie was Sarah
So when she got killed
spoilers, I
Was yeah
and you get to see Joel go on this whole venture of
obviously
His daughter's been killed years on you can see how it's affected him because the man just does not give a fuck and then he meets
Ellie and
Treats her as if she as as what the mission is
she's a parcel get her from point A to point B sack her off to someone else and
For the first half of the game. That is all he treats her like is just this thing that he doesn't have any emotion for
and
over the course of the game
obviously that relationship builds and
they
They become very strong that bond is is is extremely strong to the point of he
saves her he
He won't allow her to be sacrificed to save mankind
spoilers
I don't give a fuck they've had more more than enough time. Why are you putting that face?
I'm trying to hold my fart. See no, just let it go. No, cuz you keep shouting me. Just let it go
You're looking agony, well, yeah, cuz I let him go but softly yeah, so like but they've stayed condensed
So when I've lifted up my bottom you're getting the smell of vision
Yeah, the stench has just escaped and it's
Stinks wafting. It's like egg. It's proper egg. Yeah, and there's no open windows or doors in this room either
You get that for someone coming in now. They don't don't go fucking stinks because you're accustomed to it
Yeah, I've got used to the smell of your own ass. You've got my fragrance now
But yeah, Joel's there because I think it's just an it's an amazing story and he he very much grows with me
I can see why when the last was part two comes out and again, he gets battered killed
Fuck your spoilers. He gets killed. That's dark. Yeah
His head gets smashed in caved in he's fucked you get to watch that
I can understand why so many people are angry that that was the end of job, but we won't get into that bit
I think he's an amazing character. He is probably my number one. You definitely should have spoiled a fucker
No, that's dark. Why is that dark should spoil a target man?
You've had more than enough time to be able to play that everyone knows there was enough people whinging about it. So
Yeah
Tough to do. I always like the thing of is Joel the bad guy
Yeah, he is technically he is because you can understand
What that's the beauty of the last of us part two is that?
You
Love Joel so much
That and you have been conditioned to love his relationship with Ellie
Like fucking a hell of a lot as we like we all did so seeing him die
You hated Abby a fucking a tizer and I hated the fact I had to then play her for the next 20 hours
But once that story unravels, what do your opinions change?
Your opinions change a lot because he really fucked her up
It's hard though, and it was like he really did. I hate it. I'd be I didn't want to play her either
But then by the end mentally, yeah when when you switch back to Ellie, I'm like
I hate it Ellie
When they're trying to get a man when they were me when they was having that fight and you can ask Steph
I was sitting there guy. You know what I would just fucking killer just killer
Because I was sick of it. I was so because it was
you
You get Abby side of that story, which I thought was fantastic
But like I say it was the only little spoiler I give myself
Because I played it with Steph from start to finish and yeah, it's about 20 odd hours in is when it swaps over and
Actually, I might even be even longer than that and I had to Google very quick just to see
How long you play as Abby for because I hated her that much
I was like, right I need to see how long and it is it's like fucking
15 odd hours even longer if you take your time
And yeah by the end of that I was totally on Abby side
100% when I got to Abby's part
As soon as you stood up, I knew the crack I knew I thought oh, yeah
You've done it because it comes up saying something like day one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and I was like I instantly knew I was up
Bang, I know what's going on here. Yeah another part of the half of the game this side of it and no no I did
Go on turn PlayStation off you had enough. I was I ain't doing that. I ain't doing that yet
Hmm, and I gave myself a day
Like that. Hey, I gave this have the whole day
I gave myself a day to contemplate whether I even wanted to carry on because I genuinely I wasn't gonna start going
Are you fucking bastards? Mm-hmm. You wrote a story that I didn't want to hear. Yeah, how dare you?
I was like, I don't know if I wanna I don't want if I want to see her side
I thought you I feel a bit disgusted by Abby
So I don't want to play as her because she's fucked up Joel man
I don't see was with the seraphites weren't she so she was with the bad the bad people
Was it the seraphite shoes with seraphite? Yeah, formally the fireflies
So she she she the bad bitch
So I was just like no I don't want to but then kind of troop fruit and her story was so much
I thought her part of the game so it's better. Mm-hmm. Her story was so much better
And yeah, you get to the point where you're just like Ellie let it go man
Like you're killing all these people and these people you've learned through Abby side the story
You're like they don't deserve to die. They're actually good people
But yeah, that's the thing though is that these people that you're killing they're not bad people
They've done bad things like Joel. So is Ellie and Joel. Yeah, and I think it was such a genius
It was such a massive twist because I wasn't expecting it. So once I
Because when in the last of us when you when you do save Ellie
Like I genuinely didn't want her to die. Like I was I was I was pushing to fucking save her
I remember running through that hospital and then obviously you grab her and blah blah blah, and I was so
Happy with the way that that story ended and then yeah
When you find out that the doctor that you shoot in the face or is it you stab it you shoot him?
Yeah, I think you shoot him. I'm pretty sure you have the option to shoot him
So do you have to shoot one of them? But then you can shoot the others as well
You do you do kill him and the fact that you you see
Him die you take Ellie and then Abby comes running in and it's her dad
That has just been brutally murdered because all he's trying to do is sacrifice one to save the entirety of the human race
Having going through that emotion of that now switching so for years you thought Joel and Eddie Ellie the other good guys
And then it switched around and actually Joel's just
Ruined humanity. You say that one girl, but if that's my daughter on Joel
Yeah, sorry. Yeah. No, I couldn't I'm with you. I've tried I thought about it
and I imagine a lot of people children's role of thought about it hypothetically and it's such a I
Obviously you're not in that position in a situation to answer the question
100% accurately no, but looking at it from a hypothetical standpoint there
I can't see any way no even if there was just a 10% risk that it went wrong for my child
Could I sacrifice one for the masses?
I couldn't the only the only thing is that I've got because I don't have children
But if that's Steph on the table and I have to pick between her or saving humanity fuck humanity
Me and her are just gonna have to slum it eating tins of beans for the rest of our lives
It's what's going to be like why why me why them why us?
Yeah, put a bullet in my head if you've got to get rid of her because it's not happening
So then having to be forced to play the other side of that
I thought like you say I thought that was fucking ingenious because it's so rare that you have a game like that
Where you get to play the other side?
So you're suddenly playing the bad guys and then after your 20-hour campaign and doing that you realize how fuck these aren't the bad
Guys at all and all her all her comrades that you've killed along the line
Are decent people like in the aquarium? Yeah, so you play Joel and Ellie for the whole of the first game
Yeah, then you play Ellie for the first half of that game and by the just one half of the last of us, too
I'm rooting for Abby just like stop it. I just leave everything alone because then and and they obviously they they
Designed it to be like that because it very much was every time you swap back to Ellie
It was like fucking hell. I just stopped trying to track her down because she's killed Joel. She he killed her dad
You know, I mean Joel isn't like is was nothing to Ellie
I was pleased with the ending because I genuinely thought especially when you're like drowning her on the water
I thought it was gonna be a case of tap it tap square and you know, you got a holder on the world
You've got killer there was
There was a bit where Ellie is attacking Abby and it does force you to keep tapping
X or square whatever and I stopped I didn't do it. But it obviously it forces you to do it because I said to Steph
I don't want to do it. I don't want to kill this woman
So I'm not gonna do it
But it makes you and I think it's the it was the perfect way to do it and not have either of them
I thought yeah
I thought that one you are ever gonna have to be Abby or Ellie and you is gonna have to kill the other one
You'd have to press the button to end them. I was like, please don't do that
So I don't want evil to die and I think the ending of it being
Ellie ends up losing everything. Yeah seeking revenge. She loses her family
She loses their misses and and the kid yeah
And Joel she's lost everybody over like revenge blind revenge and it makes you sit there and go right very calm
This was this was a fantastic story. But at the same time utterly pointless. Yes horrific
Because you both call it quits at the at the very end you go fuck it. Well, that's it. We're done
So all those people that have died
Joel didn't need to die. No like, you know, I mean that poor girl sitting there playing a little psv or whatever and yeah and
Ellie just comes up behind her and she slits her throat
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's brutal. It really is brutal
And then yeah, she goes back to her house and I can't remember her name
But her missus is gone. The baby's gone or well, it's Spain. It's speculated. Yeah, Dana. Yeah, that's the one
It's speculated that she's gone. She's not there and Ellie's
Visibly upset about it and then she plays the guitar missing her fingers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah remember that poignant moment. Yeah, it's um, I like it when she's there's a little secret Easter egg bit where you can go to a music shop and she plays
and she plays
Does it wait on me
Yeah
Yes
To take on me wait on me take on me she does it on the guitar and she sings it
I don't know if you've ever seen it, but I found that area and play it
It was immense and I've watched it on YouTube so many times. Her voice is phenomenal to be honest with you
It's just it was very um, it is
that's why I
Think it's a lot better or not a lot better. I think that's why I put it higher than the last of us one
Because I think the story is just so much more intense, but it's only more intense if you play the first one
It's making me want to play it again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 100%
That is the type of single-player game where I
Like watching Lord of the Rings over and over again where I will eventually go back to it to play it again
I think I'll play it again one day
I think I'll play on the hard mode which completely shits on the whole point of me saying why the fuck are they bringing out the remake and
Blah blah blah who would want to play it? I just sat here and hyped myself up to fucking want to play it in better graphics
I see some mad thing yesterday where like
In the last of us one remake some geezer said he threw a bottle
I think I might have retweeted the picture to show you through the bottle
Mmm
One of the characters and then grabbed him around the back and then went into photo mode and the bottle that he threw at me
Literally had shards of glass in his face. The detail is mental except when you see bits like when he does when Joel grabs
Hold of someone he has no animation on his face. No, does he not? No, it's literally blank expression
Maybe they fixed that I don't know
but
You said you weren't saying that
We're supposed to talk about Joel we've gone off on a right tangent
Yeah, but that's the perfect thing because I don't know another I don't know another favorite
Well, I do but it's not in depth enough to really
Well snake weren't that in depth?
Well done. Well, I'll go next then
obviously
I will go for your boy
Kratos
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Kratos. Yeah, is he good or is he bad?
Well, I didn't say that it's just favorite game characters. Yeah, that's why I'm asking the question. Is he good or is he bad?
Indifferent the god of war. Yeah, I mean
His story's not great. Is it murdered his own family?
It's not great at all is it?
But that weren't really his fault
Just on a murdering spree killing gods and what not
You know how he killed his own family didn't ya?
Yes
Go on then
Go on then enlighten us. I can't
You don't know do you?
Because I've gone a blank
I'm pretty sure he was in the Spartan army and they were losing heavily
And he prayed to the god of war which is Ares
for intervention and assistance
So Ares gave him the power to turn the tide
But by doing so in his rage he slaughtered his own family
So Kratos then
When he came around realized what he'd done
Blamed Ares and then just slaughtered all the gods
Because of what they'd done
Hence he becoming the god of war
It's fantastic really isn't it?
I'm pretty sure that's how it goes
It's a very very cool
I'm pretty sure the reason he's so white is because it's the ashes of his family that he burnt
Yeah
I'm pretty sure it's something like that
It's pretty dark
It's grim
Yeah let's not tell Atreus
Because forgive me because when I played god of war
Not like the very first ones but god of war
I was lost in the storyline because it had been so long since I'd played any god of war before that
Which I have played a few of them
I didn't understand where I was, why I was in that house, where his mum was, who she was
I don't get that
If he's killed all of his family
Why are they then burying his missus?
It's a different family
Is it?
He killed his family, he was from Greece
He's got another family
This is the whole point of what I was saying to you
I was on the last episode
So that's why there would be another god of war
Because he's gone from Greece
Where he had his family
Slaughtered his own family, killed all the gods
He's literally jumped from Greek mythology
To Norse mythology
That's what I'm saying
He could go to Egyptian mythology
And go and kill
What's he doing on the Norse side?
I don't know, he's left Greece
So he's gone and he's in Midgard now
So they're completely different mythologies entirely
But that's why I'm stuck on the storyline
Why has he gone from Greece to...
Because he wants to...
He wants to live a normal life, doesn't he?
Because he's so desperate to hide the fact that he's the god of war
So he's gone to a completely different realm
Yeah, he didn't want to be a god
So he covered up his scars from the chains
And his past life has found him
Oh yeah, basically
Exactly that
So that's why there will be another...
There won't be
You notice that when we talk, the little lights shine up
Yeah
Of course they do
But...
Well, yeah
The lights on the interface flash up when we talk
Because it dictates the noise
Cool
Yeah, so that's why he'll be going into...
I think, once they've done this
They'll go into another mythology maybe
They could go into, like I say
Egyptian mythology
And he could fight Anubis
No, because he'll be dead
Like you predicted
Possibly, he'll be dead
But there is the option
Possibility of him mythology trotting, so to speak
That's very interesting
I've never really get as much as I like God of War
I've never really delved into the whole backstory of it
Because I was very young when I played the previous God of Wars
I remember playing some of them
But not enough to sit here and talk about it
Yeah, neither have I
But I know the vague story
Do a little YouTube recap or whatever
I might have to do one
Because that type of shit is quite interesting
That is point proven
That is interesting
I like that
So that's why Kratos is cool
What's your next one?
It's very difficult to not say anything
I know, and I'm sorry
I'm genuinely sorry
Genuinely
To you and the listeners
But I really will get a belly ache
Yeah, I haven't had belly aching so long
Yeah, exactly, and it hurts
I've got so much...
As you can tell, there's a lot coming out
I can fucking tell, it's abnormal
There's a lot coming out
So if I'm holding that in, it's going to give me belly ache
After this, this will be two hours of farting in ten minute intervals
Well, imagine being me
And experiencing this
All the time
It's bubbling up in my belly
As we speak
It's brewing another concoction ready to be let out
So, stop stalling, who's next?
I can't fucking think
I wanted to say Ratchet and Clank put them together
No
There's not enough of a story there
To say why I like them so much
But I do like them
I really, really like Jin Sakai
Good one
Really, really like his story and his being
Again, he has some difficult decisions that he has to make as a samurai
I fucking love that game
Fantastic game
Jin Sakai is so cool
The whole culture behind being a samurai
Goes to Tsushima itself
Never actually finished the DLC
I played about halfway through
I know you finished the DLC
But I just think he's fucking awesome
He's really, really cool
Typical samurai
Very respectful
Honorable
And I think that will happily slice your fucking head off
If you look at him the wrong way
Will always protect his people
Look up to his elders
Even though he has to kill his master
So to speak
Stop spoiling stuff, man
People would have played it
You should have played these games
I'm sorry
Your spoilers are awful
If they're older than a couple of years, I'm just going to talk freely about it
There'd be games like Cyberpunk
I could just spoil that for you
Go for it
But that's not the point
Why can't I smell your farts?
I'm not surprised
I haven't smelled them this entire time
How?
They're wafting over
Yeah, it hurts
My belly hurts
Twisting and turning
It's nice
That is dark, bro
It's disgusting behaviour
Jin Sakai is there
He's there
I really, really like him
To the point where I nearly bought a katana
Just for the sake of being anywhere close to Jin Sakai
It's very interesting
I love it
Jetpack
Did you just stand up to that one guy?
Yeah, jetpack
This is gutter
Yeah, I told you it was
I never said it wasn't
Are you done with Jin?
Yeah, it's difficult to...
If you've played Ghost of Tsushima, you'll understand why
And if you haven't played it, then you won't understand until you've played it type thing
You know what I mean?
What is that?
I don't know
That's what I was trying to work out
Is it your chair?
I don't think so
What the f...
It's upstairs, isn't it?
Right, yeah
What the fuck?
It's upstairs, isn't it?
Just a step
Ready again?
Mmm
Just made that up, that sound, no jingle
It's really shit, isn't it?
Because we won't edit this
We started off editing everything and now we're just like, just do what you want
We don't give a fuck
Not yourself, that's fine
But I like that
I think that's...
It's part of the charm
It's more fun, it's less stressful
Because when we first started out doing our first...
We'll go on this tangent instead
When we first did this podcast, first couple of episodes, we was editing
It wasn't the first couple, it was a lot of them
It was the first half then
At least up to like, maybe up to like episode seven-ish, six
I think even more, yeah, like eight or nine, bro, something in the last three
We was editing out all the...
Because when we first started doing the podcast, it was so awkward
You'll hear the difference between episode one, The Rat Race, and what it is now
And even speaking onto mics, I think we...
I'm right in saying that we both found it strange
It's just weird, isn't it?
You're sitting with your mate and then you have your laughs and your jokes
Talking to a fake audience
Yeah, and then all of a sudden you just... I don't know, you're talking into the abyss, but...
Strange, and I think in turn of that, we had little gap fillers
You go, oh, um...
So we was editing all of that shit out
Like a good like, minute, two minutes worth of a podcast of editing stuff out
And then...
It was a lot more than that, it was a little...
Yeah, no, I'm just taking just the arms
And yeah, we'd sit here, listen to the entire thing
And then we got lazy
You got bored with it
Ready
Fantastic
Aim
Fire
I shot it at him
Thunderbirds are gold
Put his legs up for that and there's a tunnel through the...
Through the desk
But yeah, we don't edit anymore, really
I'm bored to lie, I'm really should even put this out, this one
This is so bad
No, we're putting this out
This is disgusting
This is what happens when we don't have that week long gap
Yeah
To the point where I said...
I didn't say that at the beginning of the podcast, but I said to Ash
Because we've had to do this 13th episode straight after episode 12
Chances are it's not gonna make it to an hour
Just because we either sit here and talk shit for the next 20 minutes
Or we cut it short
You lot can enjoy a nice little short episode
And then we'll be back
I haven't finished
What?
We haven't finished
You...
What?
I've got to think of more
I've got... No, you've done your three, no?
Yeah, fuck it
No, you've done two
No, I've done three
Have you?
No, but we'll say I have
I'm gonna say...
Go on, enlighten me
Geralt of Rivia
Yeah, I'm surprised that wasn't number one, if I'm honest
Well, I wasn't putting them in order
I was just giving them three
If they're in order, then yeah, you'll be number one
Not Cade?
Cade?
Cade six?
R.I.P.
We don't talk about Cade
You don't even know he's dead, do you?
Well, you do now
Of course I do
How?
Because I've played it
No, you haven't
Of course I know he's dead
You're so full of shit
He dies very early on
Very early on
No, he doesn't
Yes, he does
He died in an expansion that you haven't even played
So that means he'd come back then?
Maybe, who knows?
Maybe he'd have to play the fucking game
No
Geralt of Rivia is the number one
He's the butcher of Blaviken
He goes by many names
White Wolf is just the most...
Many names of which there's one
Wholesome character
It's just the world as well
There's no right or wrongs in The Witcher
It's just wrong and wrong
Is it really that good?
And choosing between the least wrong decision you can
But then that just going wrong anyway
Is it really, really that good?
What's this Metacritic?
I don't know, something stupid like 112
It's not because of last episode, the highest is 99
True
Can I just search it?
Yeah, Witcher 3 Metacritic
Witcher...
The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt
The Wild Hunt
And do you want Xbox, PC or Playstation?
Whatever one you prefer
Playstation
Go for it
What do you reckon it got?
89
It's based on 79 critic reviews
Well, for me it'd be like 90
Well, it'd be 100, but I'd say it probably got a 90...
93
92
It got a 92
Best game ever made
Yeah?
100%
Is it really that good though?
It's my favourite game of all time
Yeah, but is it really that good?
Yes
I've been gaming for...
Got a 93 on PC
I've been gaming for I wanna say about 29 years
28, 29 years
And it's my favourite game of all time
Yeah?
Can't give it a higher accolade than that
There was a time when I thought Last of Us 2 might have topped it
But solely because when the Last of Us 2 finished
I sat on the toilet and in darkness
And I just thought about it
I don't think a game's ever been that thought provoking for me
But The Witcher 3 in its entirety
Is by far the most filled package in gaming history
As I said before, side quests feeling like main quests
Getting confused with what is the main quest
Something that clearly CD Projekt Red pride themselves on
Because Cyberpunk is the same
Hence my excitement for Cyberpunk
Because The Witcher 3 is just an absolute masterpiece
The advantage that you've got
Is that they're remastering The Witcher 3 this year
It'll be coming out this year for PS5
I'll make a promise to you
I will play the remaster
Fair enough
That is my promise
I appreciate it
Do you want to hear one or two of the very...
Of the decent reviews
Just a very little small snippet
Go for it and I'll agree or disagree
Take a bit of Skyrim, Red Dead Redemption, The Wolf Among Us
And add following ingredients
I don't know why they spell it like that
Most beautiful and dense open world ever created
Facts
This is easily...
This is a different person
This is easily one of the best games of 2015
But beyond that, it is the best fantasy RPG I have ever played to date
Alongside being the best open world game since Rockstar's
Phenomenal Red Dead Redemption
Facts
And then the last one that I'll read
This person gave it 100 on Metacritic
The CD Projekt Red surpassed all expectations
And they really managed to combine a megalomaniac open world with a strong story
Witcher 3 is a masterpiece which you will talk to your grandchildren about
Facts
Magnum opus of video games
They will never be top for me
I genuinely believe that no game will ever top the Witcher 3 for me
Because it's not just the game itself
It's how the game made me feel
And I played it...
Normally, a good barometer for this is
It's an open world game
With like, you know, quests
And you're like, mundane stuff after a while
You'll be like, go fetch this chicken, bring it back
And you get bored, man
I never got bored of the Witcher 3
Ever, not one moment playing it did I ever get bored and think
Gosh, this is fucking boring
I never once gone, oh, just fast travel because I'm bored
I can't be bothered
This is just so interesting
Sorry, Geralt
It's just perfect in every way, shape and form
And the good thing about it is you don't have to have played Witcher 1 or 2 at all
But the Witcher 3, like I say, it's the magnum of the video games
Let me throw a pour of you
This person's given it a 1
Yeah, of course people are going to have their opinions
Go for it
It says, seriously, this is the game delayed to get it right
Nausea-inducing camera, which only gets worse when using the Witcher focus skill
Which doesn't tell you much anyway
Clunky button mashing combat and animations that look seriously last gen
This was in 2015, by the way, so when it first came out
The inventory system text is so small, it's barely legible and on a 50 inch telly
And seems to have been designed for PC players with no consideration for console gaming
Add to this a story that is drab and uninteresting from the outset
Especially when compared to Witcher 2, which was great right off the bat
This is not, in capitals, a massive open world game either
It's a great big map where you go from point A to point B to point X
And the challenge seems to be mastering your boredom
I was really looking forward to this game and say that I'm gutted is an understatement
Look at your smile
Ah, it's funny
No, because he's got some valid points
I'll say the text was too small, I sorted that out
He is a bit clunky, to like run about as
I'm not going to deny that
The combat is probably the weakest part of the game, still good
But it is probably the weakest part of the game
But it's because the rest of the game is so good
The funny part of the story is him saying
Of his review, is him saying that the story is bad
Because you'll struggle to find a better story in games
I reckon
It's mental, like the decisions you have to make, the yes and nos and the
The differences you have on the game
The different endings
Like, ah, it's
Oh, here you go
Despite its vast scope, The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt tells a personal, intimate and touching story
Filled with characters you'll love and hate
And stuffed with monsters to slay
I completed the main storyline in around 50 hours
And yes, I know this is a cliche, I've barely scratched the surface
The Witcher 3 is an outstanding achievement
It is, I don't know how they did it
I say, you know my mate Dean, he's a road man
He's not a nerd
Big boy Dean
He's not a nerd bro
I've been banging on about him playing this game for I don't know how long
And he ended up
Well he started it originally when I worked with him
And he was like, nah bro, I can't
Nah bro
Nah bro, I can't do that, gee it's shit bro
And then, I see him on the old PlayStation
Little Dean playing Witcher 3 Wild Hunt
So I drop to him a message, oi oi
And he's like, come on now gee I can't stop playing it, innit
If I'm thinking about it, I'm dreaming about it
It's all I'm thinking about, I'm getting in, I'm playing it
And then I'm, aw honestly it's the best game I've ever played, innit
But as a whole package, it is literally the best game I've ever played
You can't get someone like that to play that
Without it being good
Yeah, for him to say that
Because he's like a
He's more of a Call of Duty guy
You know, one of them gamers
Don't get me wrong, shockingly enough
I mainly got him into games
Like he came and knew games
Like I say, he was a Call of Duty guy
I got him into the nerdy stuff
He was a closet gamer
I was like suggesting games for him and he was playing them
He was like, yeah yeah yeah
And he mentioned to me Bloodborne
And I was like, don't go nowhere near Bloodborne
Like honestly, it's a Dark Souls game
You know what they're like now yourself
He's not a gamer that's going to be interested in Dark Souls formula bro
He's a Call of Duty guy
Bloodborne turned into his favourite game ever made
He got a Bloodborne tattoo
Yeah, yeah but I
It just shows how much you don't know about people
So when he got, when he played Bloodborne
I was like, well you definitely need to play The Witch of Free
But the way, he even platinumed Bloodborne
Which is mental because that is hard to do
I haven't done that
And he loves Bloodborne so much
So for him to say that Witch of Free is better than Bloodborne
As a whole package, it just shows
He is the barometer that I will
I will wait for the remaster
Oh yeah, I've been wanting to play Witch of Free again for a long time
But I am waiting for the remaster
Because I want to play on PS5
That's very interesting
It's very very interesting
Best game we've made
Is the remaster for PS4 and PS5?
I don't know, it's definitely for PS5
And yeah, so I
It's the best game we've made
I've got nothing else to say
I can't explain it any more than that
It's the most complete package in gaming
It's the best story
It's the best decisions
It's the best characters
What's this horse called?
Roach
Yeah
Oh
You're making it awkward by the pausing when I do it
Oh sorry
Is you farting on this podcast
I'm making it awkward
Yeah, sorry about that
Yeah, apologies
That's my bad
I'm dreading this episode coming out
Maybe if you pop £2.50 in him
It'll stop farting
I'll put a cork in there
It'll stop
This ain't the worst episode we put out
Are you sure?
And it won't be the last bad episode we put out either
Hopefully it's the last one where I'm
Farting all the time
No, it's going to be terrible
I think
I might leave it there
That's fine
Because normally, as you'll know
Our avid listeners will know
We do a what have we been playing
We can't do that this time
I don't mind talking about Destiny again
If you want to talk about Destiny again
Xur would have come and gone by the time this will release
Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing what Xur's got
I could look now but it takes away the fun
What you don't want to spoil it for yourself
No, I'd like to go and have a look
And see what the old guy's selling
Yeah, I'm still
I'm still looking for
A clan, no one got back to me
No one got back to you?
I'm a bit upset about that
I find that really sad
Yeah, I do
I find that really, really sad
Ash put out a post saying that he's looking for a clan
Now, if you play Destiny and you have a clan
And you're looking for people
Ash doesn't want to play with people that are going to shout at him
Because he isn't perfect at the game
He doesn't want to play with elitists
No one really does
You're all dickheads
You're like my dad
If you're an elitist, yes, but I know what it's like
More so than you do
Because I've been in what you would call an elite guild
And it was fucking horrible
You're like a dad that his kids come home crying
Like what's the matter?
They won't let me play in the football teams
You've turned up and you're like right
Yeah, but it's a game, man
I was in an elitist guild on World of Warcraft, yeah
They were called Method, right?
Shout out Method
I wasn't in their fucking main team or whatever
I wasn't even in their fucking
You know what I mean?
I was bottom of the barrel type shit
But their Method, not so anymore
They were competition winners
They were top fucking tier and they still are, right?
But being in a guild like that, it is a second job
You must do this
If you don't do this, there was a disciplinary system in place
No way, what sort of things?
They'd fully sit down and have meetings
And so you had to have an interview to get in
All this questionnaire bullshit
And it's one of them where they want the creme de la creme in their guild
And they have a rigorous system in place
There's a lot of elitist guilds to get those types of people in
And sieve out all the shit
I don't know how I made it through, but I did, right?
I weren't in there long
I left because it was just too much for me
And I've got friends that play World of Warcraft that have been in elite guilds
And been in them for a long time
And as much as they are fucking insane at what they do
It is their life
And you don't want that, do you?
Well, some people do, but I could never ever commit to saying that
No, and so what I'm saying is
My friend Ash is looking for a nice social endgame clan
So if you've got one and you're not going to scream at him
Because he fucks something up, which he inevitably will
Because he's old
And he's not as quick witted as the rest of us youngsters are
Quick witted? My fingers just don't move quick enough
There we go then
So if you've got a clan, send him a fucking invite
I can hold my own
That's why I play Hunter, so I can go invisible
Why aren't you just searching for clans?
Because I want it to come organically
But that is how it moves
No, because I want to be approached
I want to feel like we've reached them
But that's not how clans work
Well, it is
Oh, so you want the power of watch the buttons
Yeah, I want to see
I want to see if it reaches
And they'll go
I fucking urge you on that shitty podcast
Get in so we can take the piss out of you
Are you the one that keeps farting?
We want to hear the farts
Get out
Hold on, listen to the mic
Yeah, that was him
Got him
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
No, I get what you mean
The way I work though
Is, um, he's mental
Did you post on Twitter that you was looking at?
Yeah, yeah, everywhere
It's embarrassing that no one's got it
And no one, I'll tell you what you need to do
Do a reel on Instagram instead
Maybe you can do it
The way I play as well
If I'm doing like, if I find a fire team
Via the app or whatever
Because I've got a few friends on there
Don't get me wrong
But I forgot, because I've got so many now
I forgot what ones were the cool ones
And, yeah, what I normally do is
I keep my mic muted while we're playing
And normally the other people talk
And if they sound alright
And I keep dying and they're not shouting
Then I'll unmute and be like, you alright boys?
I gauge how you are before I release myself
But that's not how it works
I don't want to talk to strangers on the internet
No, they're weird, man
But then you're never going to make friends, then are you?
Well, I've made loads by doing that
I vet them silently to myself
I'm like, oh, you're alright actually, I'll unmute myself
So you don't want to be vetted, but you're vetting?
Well, no, because I'm not shouting at people
I would never shout at someone over a computer game
But these people, some of them shout
I fucking would
Yeah, exactly, I know, you're pathetic
You got angry because I couldn't play World of Warcraft
Yeah
Nobbed
Right, but you're good at Destiny
You know what you're doing
I'm not good at Destiny, bro
But you should be
Well, I'm alright
There you go then
I'll never say I'm good at anything
Because you set yourself up for your own failures
But you should be switched on with it
If you're looking to do end game content
You're looking to do raids on Destiny
As is the whole point
I want to do raids, but the trouble is
I can't raid unless my wife and kids are out
And I know they're out all day
Yes
Because that's a time consuming thing
It is
I don't want to get into a position
Where I start a raid, it's all planned
And then the kids and the wife come home
Half way through and I'm like, sorry boys
I can't do this
Because that's life and it gets in the way
And I'm not going to put a computer game over my family
So what you need to do is find a realism clan
Yeah, a real world adult clan
That understands family commitments and outside of the game
That's what you want
The first thing about Destiny is
And I don't know if this is the same for other MMOs
Only you can tell me
Is when you're doing a raid
Because this has happened
That happened to me
When I first started doing my first raid
We got, I don't know, two bosses in or whatever
And then their family came home
So I was like, alright, sorry about that
I've got to go, good luck
I left
Then I was like, right, I've got some more time
Let's do it again
I loaded up, got a new fire team, went in
And it loaded me at the point where I was
So you can, if you leave a raid
You can go back to the point where you left the raid
In, so
But you can reset it
So everyone was like, yeah, we'll do the raid
But do you mind resetting it
Because we want to do it from scratch
So we can get all the rewards up to that point
The way it works for WoW
Is that the raids lock, it locks your progress
So you could have a party of ten people
Five of them could leave
And you can replace them and still continue
But they can't, those people that have joined you
In that current raid, you will not be able to go back to those bosses
So say there's five bosses in a raid
Or fuck it, for argument's sake, let's say there's two
You do the first one
And then you leave
And they replace you
The people that join can only kill the second boss on that raid
But if they want to kill the first one
They'll have to leave, do another raid, kill that first one
But if they've killed the second
They won't be able to kill the second again
They can kill it but they won't get anything
And then every week it resets on a Wednesday
It's called an instance lock or raid lock
You can just do this over and over again
So it's basically if you say you did a raid
You killed five out of ten bosses the first five
And then you left and then redid the raid again
You could kill the first five again
But you would get nothing for it
So you're locked
It knows that for that week you have got the loot from those first five bosses
So you could do them again but there's no benefit to you
I'm doing pretty well, man
I'm running, I don't know if you've done Lost Sectors
There's like Lost Sectors and they drop like either chest, armour, legs
Or arms
Exotic piece on legendary and mastery difficulty
But you have to solo it
It's quite hard, man
And you get 15 minutes to do it
And you get different kind of champions in there
You've got to spec your gear to go in there and fight whatever's in there
And I did a legendary one my own yesterday
I've done it four times
I ran it four or five times before the football started
I didn't get what I wanted
But I grinded it four or five times
And I got through it
So you've done what you're doing
Yeah, kind of to a degree
But it's overwhelming, man
Destiny goes a lot deeper
Then you can play it on a surface level
Or you can get real meticulous with it
Yeah, I know
And it's the same with most MMOs
You can really fucking...
Well, even something as simple as No Man's Sky
I know it's not simple
But you can really, really get into it
Like on the Facebook groups
I mean, I'm seeing people full on like fucking...
They've wrote on their walls like a crazy person
How to do this certain farm and what they need
And they've done calculations and shit
I ain't ever going to do that
And it's the same with a lot of games like that
You can really go in depth
And you're, well, like myself
What you'd call a casual player
I'm a casual, but I'm also really into it
So I'm more than a casual
And you won't be the only person
There will be a clan there, please
He's just looking for a clan
I'm just looking for a friend
Please, he just wants a clan
You know the muffin man
Yeah, and that's...
Well, yeah, we're supposed to end this ages ago
Yeah, so we're going to end it now
That's that
That's quite a nice way to end the podcast
I quite like that
I'm looking forward to when you stop playing these other games
And you jump in Destiny
Because once I think I've got my claws in you, that's it
I think then you're going to be my strike partner, my raid partner
I need to move the PlayStation
It's as simple as that
I need to move the PlayStation out of here and into Steph's room
Because that's the sole reason
Is because I really enjoy playing games
But being in Steph's company
I don't feel on my own and alone
Yeah, no, it's better that way, isn't it?
So, if you're listening, Steph
We may have to do a little switch around with the old PlayStations
Because she doesn't use her PlayStation all that much anyway
She ain't going to be happy with you shouting down the mic at me
Because you died for the 60th time in ways she's trying to sleep
No, I'll be in bed way before she does
I go to sleep before she does, do ya?
Yeah, because, yeah
Fair enough, Skys
Well, what? Well, I have to
Because I'm an old man
And I've conditioned my brain to go to bed earlier
Well, we used up playing Battlefield till like half one, two, once
Nah, not me
Yes, we was
Nah, anyway, that's the end of this episode
It's the end of this episode
It's been really, really great to talk to everyone
And I hope you've enjoyed this episode
And Ash fighting and blah, blah, blah
I'm sorry for my wind
Yeah, that's that
Really sorry
We'll be back next week
Arriva Durche
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Anyway