1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000
Hello everyone

2
00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,120
Fucking idiot smiling in front of me

3
00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:10,160
He's saying this podcast is gutter and that is the bottom of the bottom in that we really don't give a fuck

4
00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:12,800
Why?

5
00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:18,260
Because even dropping that mic because you got like the professional ones that will be like, oh, yeah

6
00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:22,840
Let's tune in for the news and the updates and you know the analytics of everything

7
00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:27,840
We're just like well what we got all right, we'll run bare bones with the knowledge we got and we won't pretend to be anything

8
00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:30,680
We're not we're just a couple of geezers. They've got normal jobs

9
00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:38,840
Do this as a little side thing with with foxes picking at the scraps of a bin bag and we're somehow getting something out of it

10
00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,840
We're now on episode 13

11
00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,400
Mental if you've listened to episode 12

12
00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:49,460
You'll understand that this episode that you're now listening to was actually recorded

13
00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:53,000
straight after we recorded episode 12 because

14
00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:59,080
By the time you'll be listening to this I'll be at a wedding not my wedding

15
00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:03,360
But Steph's sister's wedding and hopefully it's going fantastic

16
00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:09,400
Because by the time this will have released which I'll schedule it for about five o'clock, maybe

17
00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:15,800
I'll either be drunk or stuff in my face one of the two so it's fantastic

18
00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:20,540
It's my intro. Hello. I'm Reese with me

19
00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:24,160
I have the prince among men ash bones your know yep

20
00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:32,000
Like like ash just said we've got fucking nothing planned for this one. We've really scraped the barrel because we can't

21
00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:39,480
We haven't had the time to think we've got a little list together like we always do whether we're gonna stick to it

22
00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:40,720
I don't know

23
00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:41,760
but

24
00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,680
Yeah

25
00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:48,000
That's my intro done as always ash wants to talk to me and

26
00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:54,560
Our listeners about the cyberpunk expansion because I've seen a little bit about it, but I haven't said sorry

27
00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,000
He's a little fucking vape thing run out. Oh

28
00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,080
That's unfortunate

29
00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:03,320
Charge it if you want you want to charge it. Where's your charger? I?

30
00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,880
Ain't got one over it'll be fair

31
00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:11,520
Apologies have to buy some cigarettes. Oh not so funny. How is it? It's not so funny now is it?

32
00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:16,400
You're supposed to be quitting exactly and without that what am I supposed to do have you give in no good?

33
00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:20,680
So I need I need you don't need it. I do I do do you need to eat food?

34
00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,120
No, cuz I'm fasting

35
00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:27,920
You still need to eat to live. I need that to live. I need to I need to go. I need nicotine

36
00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,920
I've been there I

37
00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:36,120
Thought you had what's the buttons on your arm? They must see it looks like it says WT and then W. Yeah, what's that?

38
00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,640
Where's the water? Hey

39
00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:42,460
I've told you about it before if you didn't care to fucking pay attention the first time

40
00:02:42,460 --> 00:02:47,320
I told you I'm not telling you again. Can you I thought that was gonna be WTB. You just I've just kept that hidden

41
00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:52,320
Yeah, WTB. Oh, hey if this gets pretty big I will get what's the buttons to a hundred?

42
00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,480
I'll get it just for the sake of getting it. All right bands

43
00:02:55,240 --> 00:03:00,840
I'm all up for that. You need to talk to me about this expansion, right? I don't know anything about cyber report

44
00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,720
2077

45
00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,720
Phantom Liberty

46
00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:11,600
Is a cool name is a cool name. It's the big expansion for cyberpunk

47
00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,800
It's bittersweet. It's bittersweet news. Why?

48
00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,440
which are three

49
00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,440
ride

50
00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,440
blood and wine

51
00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,320
Expansion it had hearts of stone

52
00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,000
Expansion. Yeah

53
00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:31,200
It might have been another small one. There's many bits of DLC, but they were the two big expansions

54
00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,240
They promised they're gonna do that with cyberpunk

55
00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,560
They have said that this is the only plan expansion for the game

56
00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,560
but

57
00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:45,280
What they did plan to stretch over two expansions they're gonna put into this one

58
00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,280
Why?

59
00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,280
Well, I don't know

60
00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,280
I'll tell you why

61
00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:58,480
Because they got a load of money when it first come out and then because it was so shit and piss poorly done

62
00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,480
They had to refund two-thirds of it

63
00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:07,360
So they don't have any money to do any more expansions because they fucked it for themselves and it's taken this long to rectify it

64
00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:12,280
Fuck them. I might play it. Well, I'm mastermind. Yeah. Well, there you go. So

65
00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,720
What depressing about it? I haven't I

66
00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:22,080
Haven't finished with the bad news. I mean, it's not bad. It's worse. It's not bad news for me and you

67
00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:26,560
But it's pretty bad news for other people and I feel a bit sorry for them

68
00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,480
the

69
00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:33,000
The Phantom Liberty expansion is only gonna be for next-gen consoles

70
00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:37,400
So then people that bought the special edition that came with

71
00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:44,280
Well, I saw that they're getting refunded from Microsoft more refunds

72
00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:45,560
Oh

73
00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,960
If you bought that version, oh dear

74
00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:52,480
But I think it's the right choice. I think it's horrible

75
00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:58,680
You know, they if they can't do it on they've come to terms with the fact that they probably shouldn't have released it

76
00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,720
I can't run it. Obviously, you know, they're not gonna be able to do it

77
00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,600
I can't run it. Obviously you're about to find out that this this

78
00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,320
episode's been recorded strapped to the last one because

79
00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,280
I've still got that wind

80
00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:18,960
Got a podcast in everybody if that wasn't proof enough, I don't know what is I'm sorry about that

81
00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:22,480
But if I don't if I hold it in I get belly we're real and we're raw. Oh

82
00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:26,560
No, carry on. So cyberpunk is

83
00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,320
Yeah, the first major content expansion

84
00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:36,680
I don't know much more than I think it's just gonna be a new map. It's gonna carry on the story of V

85
00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,600
And I I

86
00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,680
Will be playing it I

87
00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:49,840
There's a problem. I've got this real issue. Right and I know it's an issue that I share with nobody

88
00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,360
This is a personal issue of mine

89
00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:59,160
If I if I really like a game, yeah, and they do something like DLC. Mm-hmm

90
00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,520
If I don't know that they're gonna do another game. I

91
00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:06,880
Don't want to play it and I'll tell you why wait say that again

92
00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:13,520
If you don't know they're gonna do another game. Yeah, you won't know what I don't want play it if you don't know

93
00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:18,240
That they won't do another game. You won't play the DLC. Yeah

94
00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:23,960
Why because I don't like the idea of loving a game?

95
00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:28,280
Yeah, and ever think about it. Yeah to only ever have that

96
00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,000
So there's no more experience coming

97
00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:38,080
So we've got a war for example, we've got a war Ragnarok comes out. Yeah, and then there's never another god of war

98
00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:42,200
Yeah, I will be miserable. Yeah, but will you play it? Yeah, I'll play it but I won't play

99
00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:46,160
I said you wouldn't if they do DLC and they're like we're never doing any more God of War

100
00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,160
You wouldn't bother playing the DLC because you don't want to get hyped up again

101
00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,600
Yeah, cuz I'll be like this is this is it. This would make me sad

102
00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:58,200
You know how you said Steph doesn't finish games. Yeah, I'm similar in but you're a man that Platinum's games as a nod to the developer

103
00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:01,080
So why would you not then play the deal as a nod to that?

104
00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:05,680
But I'm you know that God of War is gonna do another one, you know these things but cyberpunk

105
00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:11,760
They've literally said they won't they haven't but I mean they have well they haven't where's the quote on that?

106
00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:16,200
Give me the quote. You're the one that told me they said that they won't do it. They that's it

107
00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:20,800
They're doing this and then they're stopping. They're stopping this saga. They're not stopping God of War. They stop it

108
00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,800
They're not doing a trilogy of this of

109
00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,240
This saga

110
00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:29,400
Hey, I'm gonna get bellyache. You want me to stop cuz I'll get a bad tummy

111
00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,480
Huh? You're a grown man. I can't help it get bellyache mate

112
00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:39,060
Yeah, if I give I got gas which I don't often have I'm gonna get bellyache. It's all that protein in it

113
00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,060
Sorry weapon

114
00:07:45,820 --> 00:07:49,940
So, yeah, no, they're doing another God of War I don't know why I am the way that I am I

115
00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:54,740
If it's the same with Metal Gear Solid it pains me that they've never done another one

116
00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:56,780
So I won't go back and play Metal Gear Solid 5 again

117
00:07:57,180 --> 00:08:02,420
Cuz I hate like enjoying something so much and know that they all will never get another one. It makes me sad

118
00:08:02,740 --> 00:08:07,420
Much like Steph. She doesn't want to finish games because she don't want it to end this similar but different

119
00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:12,860
Do you understand what I'm saying? I don't fucking get it if I'm honest fair enough. I really don't understand fair enough

120
00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:16,220
I will normally not bother playing a DLC

121
00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:18,900
not because

122
00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:26,340
That's let's say God of War they bring out a DLC for Ragnarok and then they categorically say we ain't ever touching this again

123
00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:28,220
It's not happening

124
00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:32,780
I'll leave a play that DLC because it looks quite cool or I just won't bother

125
00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,380
Because I can't be bothered

126
00:08:35,380 --> 00:08:40,500
Not because I'm sad that there won't be any more but just because I know what's the point because there aren't gonna be anymore

127
00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:45,940
But that's the that's the MMO in me. So what have you just done? That's a burn yet?

128
00:08:45,940 --> 00:08:47,940
No I haven't got any fire

129
00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:49,940
Oh cuz you have it

130
00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:53,940
But yeah, I think you're a bit strange

131
00:08:53,940 --> 00:08:59,940
Well, I can't help it. It's just the way I am same with if the games like say there's a multiplayer game

132
00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:03,940
I'm sorry, I can't I really can't help it

133
00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:05,940
I can't help it

134
00:09:05,940 --> 00:09:10,940
Say there's a multiplayer game say Battlefield 2042. I'm loving it. I haven't stopped playing it since it first came out

135
00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:16,940
Yeah, and then all of a sudden they're like right that we're not doing any more content for this game. Yeah, this is it

136
00:09:16,940 --> 00:09:18,940
I'll be like I don't want to play this no more then

137
00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:19,940
Yeah

138
00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:24,940
Yeah, but that's the same. Yes, but that's the end. It's not the same though

139
00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:25,940
Yeah, but that's not the same

140
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:31,940
That's a game that's built a Call of Duty is a game that runs on seasons. Battlefield doesn't Battlefield

141
00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:37,940
Battlefield runs on seasons. No battlefield goes. Oh, this is battlefield and it will be for years and years news

142
00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:39,940
God is a yearly thing. No, it's not

143
00:09:39,940 --> 00:09:46,500
No, it's a multiplayer game and cod is cod produces the exact same bullshit every fucking year. It's a different skill

144
00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:54,940
I'm saying cod is annual and battlefield lasts for years. So when yes, but it's seasonal in terms of season one season two

145
00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:58,940
There's always new content being added. That's that's the type of game. Whereas a single-player

146
00:09:58,940 --> 00:10:05,300
Story driven game isn't built around that is it so you ain't getting any more after that?

147
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:08,940
I'm not talking about that. I'm saying about a sequel for a single-player games multiplayer

148
00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:15,860
I'm now talking about battlefields not a seasonal thing is now never used to be here's battlefield and there's another one in four or five years

149
00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:20,060
Yeah, but you'd get DLC with it because it's the way that game plays is that it's a multiplayer game

150
00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:25,380
So you're constantly going in doing team death matches and all sorts of shit. Yeah, whatever my

151
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,560
waffle

152
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,500
So that's that yeah

153
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:32,500
What was it all about?

154
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:38,840
Yeah, I'll play it. You should play cyberpunk man. I might do you really should I'm hoping that maybe I don't know

155
00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:42,980
Where what I'll do on the price whether it will make it cheaper or more expensive now

156
00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:48,480
There's fucking nine quid now as it is. What more do you want off it? It's not worth it. Fuck off

157
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:53,600
I want it for free. You ain't got a scooby mate. No, fuck it. You'll be on here doing another apology

158
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:57,740
No, I'll tell you what it is. It's because it's a single-player game

159
00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:02,020
I know that devoting that time to it once it's done. It's done

160
00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:06,300
so that makes me care about it even less because I'm so into

161
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:12,920
Playing things like Final Fantasy and ESO that I want to play the games that have a reason for me playing them

162
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,440
Same way that you plumb the hours into destiny

163
00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:20,280
You're doing it for a reason and it's the grind they become party a day

164
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,900
Yeah, it's you're doing it because there's there's a there's a point to it

165
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:30,900
Exactly. Whereas something like cyberpunk and I think that's why I'm struggling so much with getting through Mass Effect is because I know

166
00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:37,880
That once it's done that is done. So I'm cutting out the middle man and just go fuck it

167
00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,880
Can't be asked you won't be like that with God of War

168
00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:44,860
Yeah, but that's because it's different though. I'm actually excited for that and that'll be that'll be new

169
00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:50,400
Where as things like cyberpunk they're not new they're not new to me. Well, they are because you haven't finished it

170
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,860
Yeah, but I'm one of the people you barely scratched that was burnt

171
00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:59,440
Why there was nothing to scratch it was already fucked when it first come out. I have I don't like it, but you're right

172
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,660
I probably will play that's this whole section has been pointless because I probably will play it

173
00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:08,480
I just need to find the time. It's a nice effect. I think it's to me. It just doesn't look that good

174
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:12,300
I don't really know. I only ever really got cyberpunk because of you

175
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,120
Beforehand, I had no fucking clue what it was

176
00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:19,000
I bought it because you had hyped up to me not saying that you fucking your fault

177
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,720
It was bad because it's not but I don't think I would have bothered getting it if it weren't for you saying no

178
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:27,880
Get it. It will be really good. I genuinely for is gonna be like the best game of my

179
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:33,600
Yeah, which of three is my favorite game of all time. Yeah, they'd spent nine ten years making this game. Yeah

180
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:38,280
No, yeah, I'm not down. I'm not um, not down. I was don't get me wrong. I was disappointed. I

181
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:45,260
Was disappointed when it came out. I didn't have the problems everyone else had but damn straight weren't fucking what for it was gonna be

182
00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:50,140
But as I've always stated to you and everyone has always asked me

183
00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:57,140
It no, it's not perfect. But fuck me is the story worth playing. It's very fucking good and the

184
00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:59,780
Like I say the side question that

185
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,500
Like I've explained with with the witch of three

186
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,940
You won't know if you're doing a side quest or main quest some of the side quests are just like

187
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:09,100
Better than the whole of other games main stories

188
00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:13,500
You're like wow. How is this this level of polishing quality?

189
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:16,420
No, every game is gonna have bugs. Obviously that was

190
00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:20,780
Over the top bugs for like last gen but ps5

191
00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:28,220
I hardly had any problems with it on ps5 ps4. Yeah, it was a bit shit, but ps5 it was actually pretty good

192
00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:30,780
there's the odd bug and

193
00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:35,060
Yeah, obviously, it's not perfect. There's a lot of systems that are a little bit half-baked

194
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:40,900
But the actual game and the story in itself very fucking good man

195
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:44,340
And you do yourself at this service not to play in my opinion

196
00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:47,060
But I love CD Projekt Red

197
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,860
I'm looking forward to the Witcher

198
00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:52,980
Remaster that they said again is coming out this year

199
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:58,420
But yeah, they said they are gonna build on the cyberpunk IP. This isn't the end

200
00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:02,700
But they didn't say another game. They said in other mediums

201
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:06,900
TV feel maybe I know they've done the edge runners anime

202
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,220
so

203
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:11,060
so

204
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,060
squeaky

205
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:18,580
Where is it all coming from my ass? Where is it coming from? Where is this gas being produced? Oh, bro?

206
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:23,700
Stop the highlight in it. You make me feel would you mean highlight in it? You're highlighting it

207
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:27,620
What do you want me to do little love puffs? I'm trying but they're coming out loud

208
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:35,540
I'm speaking as if my entire saved gallery on my snapchat isn't just me farting

209
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:39,580
I thought you'd appreciate your connoisseur of the body farts

210
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:44,620
I am I have the art of the clench is what we call it. Now you get some proper squeak out

211
00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:51,660
You get some proper squeak out. What the fuck is this? No one's gonna pass for this

212
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,980
Gutter. Yeah, where's that two pound fifty?

213
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:55,940
quickly

214
00:14:55,940 --> 00:15:03,340
www.patreon.com forward slash what's the buttons if you didn't listen to the last episode and hear that we'll mention it every episode

215
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:10,060
Because fucking why not two pound fifty support a fund and it supports us. That's it as everyone else always says

216
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,220
It's just the price of a coffee

217
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:16,340
Yeah, and you get to give us which I know because coffees way more expensive if you have a decent coffee

218
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:21,620
Coffee is way more expensive than giving us two pound fifty on I know

219
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:28,220
Because it's turning into a habit now and we get in a cost of coffee from the BP garage on the way to work every morning

220
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:32,100
Naughty naughty. I love it. It's fantastic wakes me up

221
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,460
What's next

222
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,860
Well

223
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:46,460
I'm sure intro you wanted to talk about this is quite a quite cool one our favorite video game characters

224
00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:50,300
Bearing in mind that obviously this is recorded straight after the last one

225
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:53,920
So we're doing our best hasn't been any news obviously in the last 10 minutes

226
00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:58,340
Yep, so we're just trying to fill it up and we'll be back to normal next week

227
00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:01,020
But as of now, this is this is the best we got

228
00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:03,780
sauce

229
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:06,900
What's my favorite video game character?

230
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,900
What is it? Well you have you got one?

231
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:15,740
I've got one. Yeah, I've got one. I got one. Well, you go you go then

232
00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:19,340
a solid snake Oh

233
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,620
solid snake I

234
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:27,260
Don't know who that is. This is gonna be real fucking this is gonna be like pulling teeth

235
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,740
From metal gear solid, right?

236
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,300
Is that it?

237
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:37,300
No, yes, it's either games with the eye patch

238
00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:40,740
Yeah, kinda

239
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:45,620
There's a lot to go into so I'm gonna go down that road. Let's just say solid snake

240
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,660
he is

241
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:50,660
the coolest motherfucker

242
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:58,940
Walk the earth this is just this is very sorry. I'm very much. I'm very sorry

243
00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:03,740
He's the coolest guy I told you all about metal gear solid one and my love for it

244
00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:11,060
Or just milk your sides in general. This is got an eye patch. Yeah. Well some of them have some of my many different

245
00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:19,180
Yeah, I'm looking I'm scrolling through some of them. And yeah, he's just he's hard. He's powerful. He's clever. He's strong. He's quick

246
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:21,180
He's smart

247
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:24,700
He's just like the ultimate he's like James Bond

248
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:31,300
He's the ultimate spy guy is David haters voice is just the best voice in video game history

249
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:34,460
It's very sad when they

250
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:38,340
cast Kiefer Sutherland in the newest one and

251
00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:43,980
Got rid of David Hayek because he's just iconic. You know, you just get them iconic voices and iconic characters

252
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,020
He is that

253
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:51,140
And yeah, it's just nostalgia for me reminds me of my childhood and just best friends

254
00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:58,980
nostalgia for me reminds me of my childhood and just best gaming moments and yeah, what what man great games and

255
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:07,220
It's probably my if not number one. He's one of my favorite video game characters. I like that. It's a decent one

256
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,380
That's cool

257
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,380
Joel Miller

258
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:17,620
Yep, it's mine. It's one of mine. Of course, it's gonna be someone from the last of us wouldn't it?

259
00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:24,100
I love Joel to pieces. I think he's a fantastic character. I've been the voice acting spot-on

260
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:27,100
he's um

261
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:33,580
Yeah, he's uh, he's the the he's the father figure that he never knew he could be

262
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:37,420
No, I'm that sweet. Well, we did know he could be well, yeah

263
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:42,460
Yeah, but then he become fucking miserable because his daughter got popped in the back of the back of the back in the back of the back

264
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:47,220
Horrible. It was horrible. I'm going man. I had me tearing up

265
00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:51,500
Yeah in the intro same is not many games are gonna do that. I'm very very

266
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:58,300
Pulled at the heartstrings that one did early like that in the first couple like what five minutes and you're like

267
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,180
Well players are when you first start the game

268
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:00,460
Yeah

269
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:05,340
Cuz when it went for your dad and when they first announced the last of us and then you see all the trades and everything

270
00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:07,580
I thought Ellie was Sarah

271
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,180
So when she got killed

272
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:12,500
spoilers, I

273
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,500
Was yeah

274
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,740
and you get to see Joel go on this whole venture of

275
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:19,940
obviously

276
00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:27,540
His daughter's been killed years on you can see how it's affected him because the man just does not give a fuck and then he meets

277
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,540
Ellie and

278
00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:32,740
Treats her as if she as as what the mission is

279
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:37,700
she's a parcel get her from point A to point B sack her off to someone else and

280
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:45,220
For the first half of the game. That is all he treats her like is just this thing that he doesn't have any emotion for

281
00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:47,620
and

282
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,620
over the course of the game

283
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,180
obviously that relationship builds and

284
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:54,500
they

285
00:19:54,500 --> 00:20:00,020
They become very strong that bond is is is extremely strong to the point of he

286
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:02,580
saves her he

287
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:07,580
He won't allow her to be sacrificed to save mankind

288
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:09,580
spoilers

289
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:13,220
I don't give a fuck they've had more more than enough time. Why are you putting that face?

290
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:19,220
I'm trying to hold my fart. See no, just let it go. No, cuz you keep shouting me. Just let it go

291
00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:27,540
You're looking agony, well, yeah, cuz I let him go but softly yeah, so like but they've stayed condensed

292
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:31,220
So when I've lifted up my bottom you're getting the smell of vision

293
00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:34,260
Yeah, the stench has just escaped and it's

294
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:40,140
Stinks wafting. It's like egg. It's proper egg. Yeah, and there's no open windows or doors in this room either

295
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:45,620
You get that for someone coming in now. They don't don't go fucking stinks because you're accustomed to it

296
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:49,940
Yeah, I've got used to the smell of your own ass. You've got my fragrance now

297
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:57,500
But yeah, Joel's there because I think it's just an it's an amazing story and he he very much grows with me

298
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:02,660
I can see why when the last was part two comes out and again, he gets battered killed

299
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:06,760
Fuck your spoilers. He gets killed. That's dark. Yeah

300
00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:11,240
His head gets smashed in caved in he's fucked you get to watch that

301
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:16,220
I can understand why so many people are angry that that was the end of job, but we won't get into that bit

302
00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:21,340
I think he's an amazing character. He is probably my number one. You definitely should have spoiled a fucker

303
00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:24,860
No, that's dark. Why is that dark should spoil a target man?

304
00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:30,620
You've had more than enough time to be able to play that everyone knows there was enough people whinging about it. So

305
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,060
Yeah

306
00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:36,200
Tough to do. I always like the thing of is Joel the bad guy

307
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:41,420
Yeah, he is technically he is because you can understand

308
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:46,540
What that's the beauty of the last of us part two is that?

309
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:50,020
You

310
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:52,020
Love Joel so much

311
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:57,820
That and you have been conditioned to love his relationship with Ellie

312
00:21:58,660 --> 00:22:03,420
Like fucking a hell of a lot as we like we all did so seeing him die

313
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:11,660
You hated Abby a fucking a tizer and I hated the fact I had to then play her for the next 20 hours

314
00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:15,340
But once that story unravels, what do your opinions change?

315
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:20,060
Your opinions change a lot because he really fucked her up

316
00:22:20,060 --> 00:22:24,900
It's hard though, and it was like he really did. I hate it. I'd be I didn't want to play her either

317
00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:30,220
But then by the end mentally, yeah when when you switch back to Ellie, I'm like

318
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:33,020
I hate it Ellie

319
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:38,860
When they're trying to get a man when they were me when they was having that fight and you can ask Steph

320
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:42,300
I was sitting there guy. You know what I would just fucking killer just killer

321
00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:45,940
Because I was sick of it. I was so because it was

322
00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,140
you

323
00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:52,380
You get Abby side of that story, which I thought was fantastic

324
00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:55,860
But like I say it was the only little spoiler I give myself

325
00:22:56,460 --> 00:23:03,700
Because I played it with Steph from start to finish and yeah, it's about 20 odd hours in is when it swaps over and

326
00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:09,500
Actually, I might even be even longer than that and I had to Google very quick just to see

327
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:13,200
How long you play as Abby for because I hated her that much

328
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,860
I was like, right I need to see how long and it is it's like fucking

329
00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:19,420
15 odd hours even longer if you take your time

330
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:23,060
And yeah by the end of that I was totally on Abby side

331
00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:27,500
100% when I got to Abby's part

332
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:34,500
As soon as you stood up, I knew the crack I knew I thought oh, yeah

333
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:41,340
You've done it because it comes up saying something like day one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and I was like I instantly knew I was up

334
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:47,180
Bang, I know what's going on here. Yeah another part of the half of the game this side of it and no no I did

335
00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:52,200
Go on turn PlayStation off you had enough. I was I ain't doing that. I ain't doing that yet

336
00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:54,860
Hmm, and I gave myself a day

337
00:23:55,740 --> 00:23:58,220
Like that. Hey, I gave this have the whole day

338
00:23:58,220 --> 00:24:04,820
I gave myself a day to contemplate whether I even wanted to carry on because I genuinely I wasn't gonna start going

339
00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:09,820
Are you fucking bastards? Mm-hmm. You wrote a story that I didn't want to hear. Yeah, how dare you?

340
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:13,900
I was like, I don't know if I wanna I don't want if I want to see her side

341
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:16,560
I thought you I feel a bit disgusted by Abby

342
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,620
So I don't want to play as her because she's fucked up Joel man

343
00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:24,480
I don't see was with the seraphites weren't she so she was with the bad the bad people

344
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:28,000
Was it the seraphite shoes with seraphite? Yeah, formally the fireflies

345
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:31,960
So she she she the bad bitch

346
00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:37,860
So I was just like no I don't want to but then kind of troop fruit and her story was so much

347
00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:41,720
I thought her part of the game so it's better. Mm-hmm. Her story was so much better

348
00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:47,060
And yeah, you get to the point where you're just like Ellie let it go man

349
00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:50,780
Like you're killing all these people and these people you've learned through Abby side the story

350
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:53,580
You're like they don't deserve to die. They're actually good people

351
00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:57,700
But yeah, that's the thing though is that these people that you're killing they're not bad people

352
00:24:57,700 --> 00:25:04,520
They've done bad things like Joel. So is Ellie and Joel. Yeah, and I think it was such a genius

353
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:08,220
It was such a massive twist because I wasn't expecting it. So once I

354
00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:12,280
Because when in the last of us when you when you do save Ellie

355
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:18,180
Like I genuinely didn't want her to die. Like I was I was I was pushing to fucking save her

356
00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:23,820
I remember running through that hospital and then obviously you grab her and blah blah blah, and I was so

357
00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:29,020
Happy with the way that that story ended and then yeah

358
00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:35,980
When you find out that the doctor that you shoot in the face or is it you stab it you shoot him?

359
00:25:35,980 --> 00:25:38,580
Yeah, I think you shoot him. I'm pretty sure you have the option to shoot him

360
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,500
So do you have to shoot one of them? But then you can shoot the others as well

361
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:45,080
You do you do kill him and the fact that you you see

362
00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:52,560
Him die you take Ellie and then Abby comes running in and it's her dad

363
00:25:52,560 --> 00:26:01,040
That has just been brutally murdered because all he's trying to do is sacrifice one to save the entirety of the human race

364
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:09,940
Having going through that emotion of that now switching so for years you thought Joel and Eddie Ellie the other good guys

365
00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:12,520
And then it switched around and actually Joel's just

366
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:18,560
Ruined humanity. You say that one girl, but if that's my daughter on Joel

367
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:23,440
Yeah, sorry. Yeah. No, I couldn't I'm with you. I've tried I thought about it

368
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:28,280
and I imagine a lot of people children's role of thought about it hypothetically and it's such a I

369
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,440
Obviously you're not in that position in a situation to answer the question

370
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:39,040
100% accurately no, but looking at it from a hypothetical standpoint there

371
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:44,960
I can't see any way no even if there was just a 10% risk that it went wrong for my child

372
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,440
Could I sacrifice one for the masses?

373
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,480
I couldn't the only the only thing is that I've got because I don't have children

374
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:58,120
But if that's Steph on the table and I have to pick between her or saving humanity fuck humanity

375
00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:01,360
Me and her are just gonna have to slum it eating tins of beans for the rest of our lives

376
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:04,560
It's what's going to be like why why me why them why us?

377
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,560
Yeah, put a bullet in my head if you've got to get rid of her because it's not happening

378
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:13,280
So then having to be forced to play the other side of that

379
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:19,560
I thought like you say I thought that was fucking ingenious because it's so rare that you have a game like that

380
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,600
Where you get to play the other side?

381
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:29,840
So you're suddenly playing the bad guys and then after your 20-hour campaign and doing that you realize how fuck these aren't the bad

382
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:35,360
Guys at all and all her all her comrades that you've killed along the line

383
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:41,980
Are decent people like in the aquarium? Yeah, so you play Joel and Ellie for the whole of the first game

384
00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:49,780
Yeah, then you play Ellie for the first half of that game and by the just one half of the last of us, too

385
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:56,860
I'm rooting for Abby just like stop it. I just leave everything alone because then and and they obviously they they

386
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:01,160
Designed it to be like that because it very much was every time you swap back to Ellie

387
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:07,920
It was like fucking hell. I just stopped trying to track her down because she's killed Joel. She he killed her dad

388
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:12,640
You know, I mean Joel isn't like is was nothing to Ellie

389
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:18,200
I was pleased with the ending because I genuinely thought especially when you're like drowning her on the water

390
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:23,920
I thought it was gonna be a case of tap it tap square and you know, you got a holder on the world

391
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,920
You've got killer there was

392
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:32,780
There was a bit where Ellie is attacking Abby and it does force you to keep tapping

393
00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:39,500
X or square whatever and I stopped I didn't do it. But it obviously it forces you to do it because I said to Steph

394
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,100
I don't want to do it. I don't want to kill this woman

395
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:41,900
So I'm not gonna do it

396
00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:47,460
But it makes you and I think it's the it was the perfect way to do it and not have either of them

397
00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:48,220
I thought yeah

398
00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:53,460
I thought that one you are ever gonna have to be Abby or Ellie and you is gonna have to kill the other one

399
00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:56,460
You'd have to press the button to end them. I was like, please don't do that

400
00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:59,180
So I don't want evil to die and I think the ending of it being

401
00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:04,540
Ellie ends up losing everything. Yeah seeking revenge. She loses her family

402
00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:07,060
She loses their misses and and the kid yeah

403
00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:13,060
And Joel she's lost everybody over like revenge blind revenge and it makes you sit there and go right very calm

404
00:29:13,060 --> 00:29:18,220
This was this was a fantastic story. But at the same time utterly pointless. Yes horrific

405
00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:23,660
Because you both call it quits at the at the very end you go fuck it. Well, that's it. We're done

406
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:25,660
So all those people that have died

407
00:29:25,660 --> 00:29:32,940
Joel didn't need to die. No like, you know, I mean that poor girl sitting there playing a little psv or whatever and yeah and

408
00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:36,260
Ellie just comes up behind her and she slits her throat

409
00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:39,780
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's brutal. It really is brutal

410
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:42,700
And then yeah, she goes back to her house and I can't remember her name

411
00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:49,500
But her missus is gone. The baby's gone or well, it's Spain. It's speculated. Yeah, Dana. Yeah, that's the one

412
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:52,940
It's speculated that she's gone. She's not there and Ellie's

413
00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:59,300
Visibly upset about it and then she plays the guitar missing her fingers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

414
00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:07,300
Yeah, yeah, yeah remember that poignant moment. Yeah, it's um, I like it when she's there's a little secret Easter egg bit where you can go to a music shop and she plays

415
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,300
and she plays

416
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,980
Does it wait on me

417
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:17,980
Yeah

418
00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:19,980
Yes

419
00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:25,980
To take on me wait on me take on me she does it on the guitar and she sings it

420
00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:29,420
I don't know if you've ever seen it, but I found that area and play it

421
00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:34,660
It was immense and I've watched it on YouTube so many times. Her voice is phenomenal to be honest with you

422
00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:37,060
It's just it was very um, it is

423
00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:39,580
that's why I

424
00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:45,660
Think it's a lot better or not a lot better. I think that's why I put it higher than the last of us one

425
00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:51,380
Because I think the story is just so much more intense, but it's only more intense if you play the first one

426
00:30:51,380 --> 00:30:54,660
It's making me want to play it again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 100%

427
00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:57,380
That is the type of single-player game where I

428
00:30:58,380 --> 00:31:03,980
Like watching Lord of the Rings over and over again where I will eventually go back to it to play it again

429
00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:05,260
I think I'll play it again one day

430
00:31:05,260 --> 00:31:11,180
I think I'll play on the hard mode which completely shits on the whole point of me saying why the fuck are they bringing out the remake and

431
00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:18,180
Blah blah blah who would want to play it? I just sat here and hyped myself up to fucking want to play it in better graphics

432
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:21,060
I see some mad thing yesterday where like

433
00:31:21,540 --> 00:31:25,100
In the last of us one remake some geezer said he threw a bottle

434
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:28,660
I think I might have retweeted the picture to show you through the bottle

435
00:31:28,780 --> 00:31:29,900
Mmm

436
00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:34,980
One of the characters and then grabbed him around the back and then went into photo mode and the bottle that he threw at me

437
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:43,020
Literally had shards of glass in his face. The detail is mental except when you see bits like when he does when Joel grabs

438
00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:48,780
Hold of someone he has no animation on his face. No, does he not? No, it's literally blank expression

439
00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:50,820
Maybe they fixed that I don't know

440
00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:52,860
but

441
00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:56,780
You said you weren't saying that

442
00:31:57,780 --> 00:32:01,500
We're supposed to talk about Joel we've gone off on a right tangent

443
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:06,700
Yeah, but that's the perfect thing because I don't know another I don't know another favorite

444
00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:10,940
Well, I do but it's not in depth enough to really

445
00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:14,020
Well snake weren't that in depth?

446
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,300
Well done. Well, I'll go next then

447
00:32:17,220 --> 00:32:19,220
obviously

448
00:32:19,220 --> 00:32:21,220
I will go for your boy

449
00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:23,660
Kratos

450
00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:27,900
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Kratos. Yeah, is he good or is he bad?

451
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:33,700
Well, I didn't say that it's just favorite game characters. Yeah, that's why I'm asking the question. Is he good or is he bad?

452
00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:39,380
Indifferent the god of war. Yeah, I mean

453
00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:43,260
His story's not great. Is it murdered his own family?

454
00:32:43,260 --> 00:32:45,260
It's not great at all is it?

455
00:32:45,260 --> 00:32:47,260
But that weren't really his fault

456
00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:49,260
Just on a murdering spree killing gods and what not

457
00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:51,260
You know how he killed his own family didn't ya?

458
00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:54,900
Yes

459
00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:55,900
Go on then

460
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:57,900
Go on then enlighten us. I can't

461
00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:59,900
You don't know do you?

462
00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:01,900
Because I've gone a blank

463
00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:07,900
I'm pretty sure he was in the Spartan army and they were losing heavily

464
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:11,900
And he prayed to the god of war which is Ares

465
00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:15,900
for intervention and assistance

466
00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:19,900
So Ares gave him the power to turn the tide

467
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:23,900
But by doing so in his rage he slaughtered his own family

468
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,900
So Kratos then

469
00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:28,900
When he came around realized what he'd done

470
00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:31,900
Blamed Ares and then just slaughtered all the gods

471
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:34,900
Because of what they'd done

472
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:36,900
Hence he becoming the god of war

473
00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:39,900
It's fantastic really isn't it?

474
00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:41,900
I'm pretty sure that's how it goes

475
00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:43,900
It's a very very cool

476
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:49,900
I'm pretty sure the reason he's so white is because it's the ashes of his family that he burnt

477
00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:51,900
Yeah

478
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:53,900
I'm pretty sure it's something like that

479
00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:55,900
It's pretty dark

480
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:56,900
It's grim

481
00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:58,900
Yeah let's not tell Atreus

482
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:01,900
Because forgive me because when I played god of war

483
00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:05,900
Not like the very first ones but god of war

484
00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:09,900
I was lost in the storyline because it had been so long since I'd played any god of war before that

485
00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,900
Which I have played a few of them

486
00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:18,900
I didn't understand where I was, why I was in that house, where his mum was, who she was

487
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,900
I don't get that

488
00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:22,900
If he's killed all of his family

489
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:27,900
Why are they then burying his missus?

490
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,900
It's a different family

491
00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:31,900
Is it?

492
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:33,900
He killed his family, he was from Greece

493
00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:35,900
He's got another family

494
00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:37,900
This is the whole point of what I was saying to you

495
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:39,900
I was on the last episode

496
00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:43,900
So that's why there would be another god of war

497
00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:45,900
Because he's gone from Greece

498
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:47,900
Where he had his family

499
00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:49,900
Slaughtered his own family, killed all the gods

500
00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:52,900
He's literally jumped from Greek mythology

501
00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:54,900
To Norse mythology

502
00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:56,900
That's what I'm saying

503
00:34:56,900 --> 00:34:58,900
He could go to Egyptian mythology

504
00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:00,900
And go and kill

505
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:02,900
What's he doing on the Norse side?

506
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,900
I don't know, he's left Greece

507
00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:06,900
So he's gone and he's in Midgard now

508
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:09,900
So they're completely different mythologies entirely

509
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:11,900
But that's why I'm stuck on the storyline

510
00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:14,900
Why has he gone from Greece to...

511
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:16,900
Because he wants to...

512
00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:18,900
He wants to live a normal life, doesn't he?

513
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:21,900
Because he's so desperate to hide the fact that he's the god of war

514
00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:23,900
So he's gone to a completely different realm

515
00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:25,900
Yeah, he didn't want to be a god

516
00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:27,900
So he covered up his scars from the chains

517
00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:30,900
And his past life has found him

518
00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:32,900
Oh yeah, basically

519
00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:33,900
Exactly that

520
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:35,900
So that's why there will be another...

521
00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:38,900
There won't be

522
00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:41,900
You notice that when we talk, the little lights shine up

523
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:43,900
Yeah

524
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:45,900
Of course they do

525
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:46,900
But...

526
00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:47,900
Well, yeah

527
00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:50,900
The lights on the interface flash up when we talk

528
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,900
Because it dictates the noise

529
00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,900
Cool

530
00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,900
Yeah, so that's why he'll be going into...

531
00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:58,900
I think, once they've done this

532
00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:00,900
They'll go into another mythology maybe

533
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:02,900
They could go into, like I say

534
00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:04,900
Egyptian mythology

535
00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:06,900
And he could fight Anubis

536
00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:08,900
No, because he'll be dead

537
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,900
Like you predicted

538
00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:11,900
Possibly, he'll be dead

539
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:13,900
But there is the option

540
00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:17,900
Possibility of him mythology trotting, so to speak

541
00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:19,900
That's very interesting

542
00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:21,900
I've never really get as much as I like God of War

543
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:24,900
I've never really delved into the whole backstory of it

544
00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:28,900
Because I was very young when I played the previous God of Wars

545
00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:30,900
I remember playing some of them

546
00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:32,900
But not enough to sit here and talk about it

547
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:34,900
Yeah, neither have I

548
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,900
But I know the vague story

549
00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:38,900
Do a little YouTube recap or whatever

550
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:39,900
I might have to do one

551
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:41,900
Because that type of shit is quite interesting

552
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,900
That is point proven

553
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:44,900
That is interesting

554
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:46,900
I like that

555
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,900
So that's why Kratos is cool

556
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:50,900
What's your next one?

557
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,900
It's very difficult to not say anything

558
00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:54,900
I know, and I'm sorry

559
00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:56,900
I'm genuinely sorry

560
00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:57,900
Genuinely

561
00:36:57,900 --> 00:36:58,900
To you and the listeners

562
00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:00,900
But I really will get a belly ache

563
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:03,900
Yeah, I haven't had belly aching so long

564
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:05,900
Yeah, exactly, and it hurts

565
00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:06,900
I've got so much...

566
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,900
As you can tell, there's a lot coming out

567
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:10,900
I can fucking tell, it's abnormal

568
00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:11,900
There's a lot coming out

569
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:13,900
So if I'm holding that in, it's going to give me belly ache

570
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:18,900
After this, this will be two hours of farting in ten minute intervals

571
00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,900
Well, imagine being me

572
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:21,900
And experiencing this

573
00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:22,900
All the time

574
00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:24,900
It's bubbling up in my belly

575
00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:25,900
As we speak

576
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:30,900
It's brewing another concoction ready to be let out

577
00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:33,900
So, stop stalling, who's next?

578
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:34,900
I can't fucking think

579
00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:38,900
I wanted to say Ratchet and Clank put them together

580
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:39,900
No

581
00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:44,900
There's not enough of a story there

582
00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:48,900
To say why I like them so much

583
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,900
But I do like them

584
00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:54,900
I really, really like Jin Sakai

585
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:55,900
Good one

586
00:37:55,900 --> 00:38:00,900
Really, really like his story and his being

587
00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:08,900
Again, he has some difficult decisions that he has to make as a samurai

588
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:10,900
I fucking love that game

589
00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:12,900
Fantastic game

590
00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:14,900
Jin Sakai is so cool

591
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:19,900
The whole culture behind being a samurai

592
00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:22,900
Goes to Tsushima itself

593
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:25,900
Never actually finished the DLC

594
00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:27,900
I played about halfway through

595
00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:29,900
I know you finished the DLC

596
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:32,900
But I just think he's fucking awesome

597
00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:34,900
He's really, really cool

598
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:35,900
Typical samurai

599
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:36,900
Very respectful

600
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:37,900
Honorable

601
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:40,900
And I think that will happily slice your fucking head off

602
00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:42,900
If you look at him the wrong way

603
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,900
Will always protect his people

604
00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,900
Look up to his elders

605
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:50,900
Even though he has to kill his master

606
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:51,900
So to speak

607
00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:53,900
Stop spoiling stuff, man

608
00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:54,900
People would have played it

609
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,900
You should have played these games

610
00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:57,900
I'm sorry

611
00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:58,900
Your spoilers are awful

612
00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:01,900
If they're older than a couple of years, I'm just going to talk freely about it

613
00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:03,900
There'd be games like Cyberpunk

614
00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:04,900
I could just spoil that for you

615
00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:05,900
Go for it

616
00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:07,900
But that's not the point

617
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:08,900
Why can't I smell your farts?

618
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:09,900
I'm not surprised

619
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:10,900
I haven't smelled them this entire time

620
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:11,900
How?

621
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:11,900
They're wafting over

622
00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:12,900
Yeah, it hurts

623
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:13,900
My belly hurts

624
00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:14,900
Twisting and turning

625
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:15,900
It's nice

626
00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:19,900
That is dark, bro

627
00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:21,900
It's disgusting behaviour

628
00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:22,900
Jin Sakai is there

629
00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:23,900
He's there

630
00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:25,900
I really, really like him

631
00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:27,900
To the point where I nearly bought a katana

632
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:31,900
Just for the sake of being anywhere close to Jin Sakai

633
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:32,900
It's very interesting

634
00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,900
I love it

635
00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:35,900
Jetpack

636
00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:36,900
Did you just stand up to that one guy?

637
00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:37,900
Yeah, jetpack

638
00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:38,900
This is gutter

639
00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:40,900
Yeah, I told you it was

640
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:42,900
I never said it wasn't

641
00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:44,900
Are you done with Jin?

642
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:46,900
Yeah, it's difficult to...

643
00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:52,900
If you've played Ghost of Tsushima, you'll understand why

644
00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:56,900
And if you haven't played it, then you won't understand until you've played it type thing

645
00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:58,900
You know what I mean?

646
00:39:58,900 --> 00:39:59,900
What is that?

647
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:00,900
I don't know

648
00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:02,900
That's what I was trying to work out

649
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,900
Is it your chair?

650
00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:06,900
I don't think so

651
00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:08,900
What the f...

652
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:09,900
It's upstairs, isn't it?

653
00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:10,900
Right, yeah

654
00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:11,900
What the fuck?

655
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:13,900
It's upstairs, isn't it?

656
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:14,900
Just a step

657
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:15,900
Ready again?

658
00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:16,900
Mmm

659
00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:17,900
Mmm

660
00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:19,900
Mmm

661
00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:20,900
Mmm

662
00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:21,900
Mmm

663
00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:22,900
Mmm

664
00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:23,900
Mmm

665
00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:24,900
Mmm

666
00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:25,900
Just made that up, that sound, no jingle

667
00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:28,900
It's really shit, isn't it?

668
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:31,900
Because we won't edit this

669
00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:34,900
We started off editing everything and now we're just like, just do what you want

670
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:35,900
We don't give a fuck

671
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:36,900
Not yourself, that's fine

672
00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:37,900
But I like that

673
00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:38,900
I think that's...

674
00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:40,900
It's part of the charm

675
00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:41,900
It's more fun, it's less stressful

676
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,900
Because when we first started out doing our first...

677
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:44,900
We'll go on this tangent instead

678
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:51,900
When we first did this podcast, first couple of episodes, we was editing

679
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:52,900
It wasn't the first couple, it was a lot of them

680
00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:54,900
It was the first half then

681
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:57,900
At least up to like, maybe up to like episode seven-ish, six

682
00:40:57,900 --> 00:41:00,900
I think even more, yeah, like eight or nine, bro, something in the last three

683
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:03,900
We was editing out all the...

684
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:07,900
Because when we first started doing the podcast, it was so awkward

685
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:12,900
You'll hear the difference between episode one, The Rat Race, and what it is now

686
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:16,900
And even speaking onto mics, I think we...

687
00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:19,900
I'm right in saying that we both found it strange

688
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:20,900
It's just weird, isn't it?

689
00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:23,900
You're sitting with your mate and then you have your laughs and your jokes

690
00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:24,900
Talking to a fake audience

691
00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:29,900
Yeah, and then all of a sudden you just... I don't know, you're talking into the abyss, but...

692
00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:34,900
Strange, and I think in turn of that, we had little gap fillers

693
00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:36,900
You go, oh, um...

694
00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:38,900
So we was editing all of that shit out

695
00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:43,900
Like a good like, minute, two minutes worth of a podcast of editing stuff out

696
00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:44,900
And then...

697
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:45,900
It was a lot more than that, it was a little...

698
00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:47,900
Yeah, no, I'm just taking just the arms

699
00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:51,900
And yeah, we'd sit here, listen to the entire thing

700
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:54,900
And then we got lazy

701
00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:55,900
You got bored with it

702
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:56,900
Ready

703
00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:57,900
Fantastic

704
00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:58,900
Aim

705
00:41:58,900 --> 00:41:59,900
Fire

706
00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:03,900
I shot it at him

707
00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:06,900
Thunderbirds are gold

708
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,900
Put his legs up for that and there's a tunnel through the...

709
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:11,900
Through the desk

710
00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:12,900
But yeah, we don't edit anymore, really

711
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:15,900
I'm bored to lie, I'm really should even put this out, this one

712
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:16,900
This is so bad

713
00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:17,900
No, we're putting this out

714
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:18,900
This is disgusting

715
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:21,900
This is what happens when we don't have that week long gap

716
00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:23,900
Yeah

717
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:24,900
Yeah

718
00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:26,900
To the point where I said...

719
00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:29,900
I didn't say that at the beginning of the podcast, but I said to Ash

720
00:42:29,900 --> 00:42:33,900
Because we've had to do this 13th episode straight after episode 12

721
00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:35,900
Chances are it's not gonna make it to an hour

722
00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:41,900
Just because we either sit here and talk shit for the next 20 minutes

723
00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:43,900
Or we cut it short

724
00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:46,900
You lot can enjoy a nice little short episode

725
00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:47,900
And then we'll be back

726
00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:48,900
I haven't finished

727
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:49,900
What?

728
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:51,900
We haven't finished

729
00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:52,900
You...

730
00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:54,900
What?

731
00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:56,900
What?

732
00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:58,900
I've got to think of more

733
00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:01,900
I've got... No, you've done your three, no?

734
00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:02,900
Yeah, fuck it

735
00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:03,900
No, you've done two

736
00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:04,900
No, I've done three

737
00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:05,900
Have you?

738
00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:07,900
No, but we'll say I have

739
00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:09,900
I'm gonna say...

740
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:10,900
Go on, enlighten me

741
00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:12,900
Geralt of Rivia

742
00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:14,900
Yeah, I'm surprised that wasn't number one, if I'm honest

743
00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:16,900
Well, I wasn't putting them in order

744
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:18,900
I was just giving them three

745
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:20,900
If they're in order, then yeah, you'll be number one

746
00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:22,900
Not Cade?

747
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:24,900
Cade?

748
00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:26,900
Cade six?

749
00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:27,900
R.I.P.

750
00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:28,900
We don't talk about Cade

751
00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:30,900
You don't even know he's dead, do you?

752
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:31,900
Well, you do now

753
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:32,900
Of course I do

754
00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:33,900
How?

755
00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:34,900
Because I've played it

756
00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:35,900
No, you haven't

757
00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:36,900
Of course I know he's dead

758
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:37,900
You're so full of shit

759
00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:38,900
He dies very early on

760
00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:39,900
Very early on

761
00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:40,900
No, he doesn't

762
00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:41,900
Yes, he does

763
00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:44,900
He died in an expansion that you haven't even played

764
00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:46,900
So that means he'd come back then?

765
00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:48,900
Maybe, who knows?

766
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:50,900
Maybe he'd have to play the fucking game

767
00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:51,900
No

768
00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:55,900
Geralt of Rivia is the number one

769
00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:56,900
He's the butcher of Blaviken

770
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,900
He goes by many names

771
00:43:58,900 --> 00:44:02,900
White Wolf is just the most...

772
00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:04,900
Many names of which there's one

773
00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:07,900
Wholesome character

774
00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:09,900
It's just the world as well

775
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:11,900
There's no right or wrongs in The Witcher

776
00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:13,900
It's just wrong and wrong

777
00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:14,900
Is it really that good?

778
00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:19,900
And choosing between the least wrong decision you can

779
00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:22,900
But then that just going wrong anyway

780
00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:23,900
Is it really, really that good?

781
00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:24,900
What's this Metacritic?

782
00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:28,900
I don't know, something stupid like 112

783
00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:31,900
It's not because of last episode, the highest is 99

784
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:32,900
True

785
00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:33,900
Can I just search it?

786
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:36,900
Yeah, Witcher 3 Metacritic

787
00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:39,900
Witcher...

788
00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:41,900
The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt

789
00:44:41,900 --> 00:44:42,900
The Wild Hunt

790
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:45,900
And do you want Xbox, PC or Playstation?

791
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:46,900
Whatever one you prefer

792
00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:47,900
Playstation

793
00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:48,900
Go for it

794
00:44:48,900 --> 00:44:49,900
What do you reckon it got?

795
00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:50,900
89

796
00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:53,900
It's based on 79 critic reviews

797
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:56,900
Well, for me it'd be like 90

798
00:44:56,900 --> 00:45:01,900
Well, it'd be 100, but I'd say it probably got a 90...

799
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:03,900
93

800
00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:04,900
92

801
00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:06,900
It got a 92

802
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,900
Best game ever made

803
00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:09,900
Yeah?

804
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:10,900
100%

805
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:11,900
Is it really that good though?

806
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:12,900
It's my favourite game of all time

807
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:13,900
Yeah, but is it really that good?

808
00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:14,900
Yes

809
00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:16,900
I've been gaming for...

810
00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:18,900
Got a 93 on PC

811
00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:23,900
I've been gaming for I wanna say about 29 years

812
00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:25,900
28, 29 years

813
00:45:25,900 --> 00:45:27,900
And it's my favourite game of all time

814
00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:28,900
Yeah?

815
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,900
Can't give it a higher accolade than that

816
00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:35,900
There was a time when I thought Last of Us 2 might have topped it

817
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:38,900
But solely because when the Last of Us 2 finished

818
00:45:38,900 --> 00:45:42,900
I sat on the toilet and in darkness

819
00:45:42,900 --> 00:45:44,900
And I just thought about it

820
00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:47,900
I don't think a game's ever been that thought provoking for me

821
00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:51,900
But The Witcher 3 in its entirety

822
00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:55,900
Is by far the most filled package in gaming history

823
00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:59,900
As I said before, side quests feeling like main quests

824
00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:01,900
Getting confused with what is the main quest

825
00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:04,900
Something that clearly CD Projekt Red pride themselves on

826
00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:06,900
Because Cyberpunk is the same

827
00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:09,900
Hence my excitement for Cyberpunk

828
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,900
Because The Witcher 3 is just an absolute masterpiece

829
00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:13,900
The advantage that you've got

830
00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:16,900
Is that they're remastering The Witcher 3 this year

831
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,900
It'll be coming out this year for PS5

832
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,900
I'll make a promise to you

833
00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:23,900
I will play the remaster

834
00:46:23,900 --> 00:46:24,900
Fair enough

835
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:25,900
That is my promise

836
00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:26,900
I appreciate it

837
00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:28,900
Do you want to hear one or two of the very...

838
00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:30,900
Of the decent reviews

839
00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:32,900
Just a very little small snippet

840
00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:34,900
Go for it and I'll agree or disagree

841
00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:37,900
Take a bit of Skyrim, Red Dead Redemption, The Wolf Among Us

842
00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:39,900
And add following ingredients

843
00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:42,900
I don't know why they spell it like that

844
00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:45,900
Most beautiful and dense open world ever created

845
00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:46,900
Facts

846
00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:47,900
This is easily...

847
00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:49,900
This is a different person

848
00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:52,900
This is easily one of the best games of 2015

849
00:46:52,900 --> 00:46:57,900
But beyond that, it is the best fantasy RPG I have ever played to date

850
00:46:57,900 --> 00:47:01,900
Alongside being the best open world game since Rockstar's

851
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:04,900
Phenomenal Red Dead Redemption

852
00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:05,900
Facts

853
00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:07,900
And then the last one that I'll read

854
00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:11,900
This person gave it 100 on Metacritic

855
00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:14,900
The CD Projekt Red surpassed all expectations

856
00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:18,900
And they really managed to combine a megalomaniac open world with a strong story

857
00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:23,900
Witcher 3 is a masterpiece which you will talk to your grandchildren about

858
00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:24,900
Facts

859
00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:26,900
Magnum opus of video games

860
00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:28,900
They will never be top for me

861
00:47:28,900 --> 00:47:33,900
I genuinely believe that no game will ever top the Witcher 3 for me

862
00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:36,900
Because it's not just the game itself

863
00:47:36,900 --> 00:47:39,900
It's how the game made me feel

864
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:40,900
And I played it...

865
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:44,900
Normally, a good barometer for this is

866
00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:46,900
It's an open world game

867
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:48,900
With like, you know, quests

868
00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:50,900
And you're like, mundane stuff after a while

869
00:47:50,900 --> 00:47:54,900
You'll be like, go fetch this chicken, bring it back

870
00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:56,900
And you get bored, man

871
00:47:56,900 --> 00:47:58,900
I never got bored of the Witcher 3

872
00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:02,900
Ever, not one moment playing it did I ever get bored and think

873
00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:04,900
Gosh, this is fucking boring

874
00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:08,900
I never once gone, oh, just fast travel because I'm bored

875
00:48:08,900 --> 00:48:09,900
I can't be bothered

876
00:48:09,900 --> 00:48:12,900
This is just so interesting

877
00:48:12,900 --> 00:48:13,900
Sorry, Geralt

878
00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:18,900
It's just perfect in every way, shape and form

879
00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:22,900
And the good thing about it is you don't have to have played Witcher 1 or 2 at all

880
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:29,900
But the Witcher 3, like I say, it's the magnum of the video games

881
00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:31,900
Let me throw a pour of you

882
00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:32,900
This person's given it a 1

883
00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:34,900
Yeah, of course people are going to have their opinions

884
00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:35,900
Go for it

885
00:48:35,900 --> 00:48:39,900
It says, seriously, this is the game delayed to get it right

886
00:48:39,900 --> 00:48:43,900
Nausea-inducing camera, which only gets worse when using the Witcher focus skill

887
00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:45,900
Which doesn't tell you much anyway

888
00:48:45,900 --> 00:48:50,900
Clunky button mashing combat and animations that look seriously last gen

889
00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:54,900
This was in 2015, by the way, so when it first came out

890
00:48:54,900 --> 00:49:00,900
The inventory system text is so small, it's barely legible and on a 50 inch telly

891
00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:04,900
And seems to have been designed for PC players with no consideration for console gaming

892
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:09,900
Add to this a story that is drab and uninteresting from the outset

893
00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:13,900
Especially when compared to Witcher 2, which was great right off the bat

894
00:49:13,900 --> 00:49:17,900
This is not, in capitals, a massive open world game either

895
00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:21,900
It's a great big map where you go from point A to point B to point X

896
00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:24,900
And the challenge seems to be mastering your boredom

897
00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:29,900
I was really looking forward to this game and say that I'm gutted is an understatement

898
00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:30,900
Look at your smile

899
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:31,900
Ah, it's funny

900
00:49:31,900 --> 00:49:33,900
No, because he's got some valid points

901
00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:36,900
I'll say the text was too small, I sorted that out

902
00:49:36,900 --> 00:49:40,900
He is a bit clunky, to like run about as

903
00:49:40,900 --> 00:49:42,900
I'm not going to deny that

904
00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:44,900
The combat is probably the weakest part of the game, still good

905
00:49:44,900 --> 00:49:47,900
But it is probably the weakest part of the game

906
00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:50,900
But it's because the rest of the game is so good

907
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:54,900
The funny part of the story is him saying

908
00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:57,900
Of his review, is him saying that the story is bad

909
00:49:57,900 --> 00:50:00,900
Because you'll struggle to find a better story in games

910
00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:01,900
I reckon

911
00:50:01,900 --> 00:50:05,900
It's mental, like the decisions you have to make, the yes and nos and the

912
00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:08,900
The differences you have on the game

913
00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:10,900
The different endings

914
00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:13,900
Like, ah, it's

915
00:50:13,900 --> 00:50:14,900
Oh, here you go

916
00:50:14,900 --> 00:50:20,900
Despite its vast scope, The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt tells a personal, intimate and touching story

917
00:50:20,900 --> 00:50:22,900
Filled with characters you'll love and hate

918
00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:24,900
And stuffed with monsters to slay

919
00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:27,900
I completed the main storyline in around 50 hours

920
00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:30,900
And yes, I know this is a cliche, I've barely scratched the surface

921
00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:34,900
The Witcher 3 is an outstanding achievement

922
00:50:34,900 --> 00:50:36,900
It is, I don't know how they did it

923
00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:39,900
I say, you know my mate Dean, he's a road man

924
00:50:39,900 --> 00:50:41,900
He's not a nerd

925
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:42,900
Big boy Dean

926
00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:43,900
He's not a nerd bro

927
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:47,900
I've been banging on about him playing this game for I don't know how long

928
00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:50,900
And he ended up

929
00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:52,900
Well he started it originally when I worked with him

930
00:50:52,900 --> 00:50:55,900
And he was like, nah bro, I can't

931
00:50:55,900 --> 00:50:56,900
Nah bro

932
00:50:56,900 --> 00:50:59,900
Nah bro, I can't do that, gee it's shit bro

933
00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:03,900
And then, I see him on the old PlayStation

934
00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:05,900
Little Dean playing Witcher 3 Wild Hunt

935
00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:07,900
So I drop to him a message, oi oi

936
00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:11,900
And he's like, come on now gee I can't stop playing it, innit

937
00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:14,900
If I'm thinking about it, I'm dreaming about it

938
00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:17,900
It's all I'm thinking about, I'm getting in, I'm playing it

939
00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:20,900
And then I'm, aw honestly it's the best game I've ever played, innit

940
00:51:20,900 --> 00:51:25,900
But as a whole package, it is literally the best game I've ever played

941
00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:30,900
You can't get someone like that to play that

942
00:51:30,900 --> 00:51:32,900
Without it being good

943
00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:34,900
Yeah, for him to say that

944
00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:37,900
Because he's like a

945
00:51:37,900 --> 00:51:39,900
He's more of a Call of Duty guy

946
00:51:39,900 --> 00:51:40,900
You know, one of them gamers

947
00:51:40,900 --> 00:51:43,900
Don't get me wrong, shockingly enough

948
00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,900
I mainly got him into games

949
00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,900
Like he came and knew games

950
00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:50,900
Like I say, he was a Call of Duty guy

951
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,900
I got him into the nerdy stuff

952
00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:54,900
He was a closet gamer

953
00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:56,900
I was like suggesting games for him and he was playing them

954
00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:57,900
He was like, yeah yeah yeah

955
00:51:57,900 --> 00:51:59,900
And he mentioned to me Bloodborne

956
00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:01,900
And I was like, don't go nowhere near Bloodborne

957
00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:04,900
Like honestly, it's a Dark Souls game

958
00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:07,900
You know what they're like now yourself

959
00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:11,900
He's not a gamer that's going to be interested in Dark Souls formula bro

960
00:52:11,900 --> 00:52:13,900
He's a Call of Duty guy

961
00:52:13,900 --> 00:52:15,900
Bloodborne turned into his favourite game ever made

962
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:17,900
He got a Bloodborne tattoo

963
00:52:17,900 --> 00:52:18,900
Yeah, yeah but I

964
00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:20,900
It just shows how much you don't know about people

965
00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:22,900
So when he got, when he played Bloodborne

966
00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:25,900
I was like, well you definitely need to play The Witch of Free

967
00:52:25,900 --> 00:52:27,900
But the way, he even platinumed Bloodborne

968
00:52:27,900 --> 00:52:29,900
Which is mental because that is hard to do

969
00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:31,900
I haven't done that

970
00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:34,900
And he loves Bloodborne so much

971
00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:39,900
So for him to say that Witch of Free is better than Bloodborne

972
00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:41,900
As a whole package, it just shows

973
00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:43,900
He is the barometer that I will

974
00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:45,900
I will wait for the remaster

975
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:47,900
Oh yeah, I've been wanting to play Witch of Free again for a long time

976
00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:49,900
But I am waiting for the remaster

977
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,900
Because I want to play on PS5

978
00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:52,900
That's very interesting

979
00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:53,900
It's very very interesting

980
00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:54,900
Best game we've made

981
00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:56,900
Is the remaster for PS4 and PS5?

982
00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:58,900
I don't know, it's definitely for PS5

983
00:52:58,900 --> 00:53:01,900
And yeah, so I

984
00:53:01,900 --> 00:53:02,900
It's the best game we've made

985
00:53:02,900 --> 00:53:04,900
I've got nothing else to say

986
00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:05,900
I can't explain it any more than that

987
00:53:05,900 --> 00:53:07,900
It's the most complete package in gaming

988
00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:08,900
It's the best story

989
00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:10,900
It's the best decisions

990
00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:11,900
It's the best characters

991
00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:12,900
What's this horse called?

992
00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:13,900
Roach

993
00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:14,900
Roach

994
00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:15,900
Yeah

995
00:53:15,900 --> 00:53:16,900
Oh

996
00:53:16,900 --> 00:53:18,900
You're making it awkward by the pausing when I do it

997
00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:19,900
Oh sorry

998
00:53:19,900 --> 00:53:22,900
Is you farting on this podcast

999
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,900
I'm making it awkward

1000
00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:25,900
Yeah, sorry about that

1001
00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:26,900
Yeah, apologies

1002
00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:27,900
That's my bad

1003
00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:28,900
I'm dreading this episode coming out

1004
00:53:28,900 --> 00:53:30,900
Maybe if you pop £2.50 in him

1005
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:32,900
It'll stop farting

1006
00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:33,900
I'll put a cork in there

1007
00:53:33,900 --> 00:53:34,900
It'll stop

1008
00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:38,900
This ain't the worst episode we put out

1009
00:53:38,900 --> 00:53:39,900
Are you sure?

1010
00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:42,900
And it won't be the last bad episode we put out either

1011
00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:44,900
Hopefully it's the last one where I'm

1012
00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:45,900
Farting all the time

1013
00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:47,900
No, it's going to be terrible

1014
00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:50,900
I think

1015
00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:51,900
I might leave it there

1016
00:53:51,900 --> 00:53:52,900
That's fine

1017
00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:55,900
Because normally, as you'll know

1018
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,900
Our avid listeners will know

1019
00:53:57,900 --> 00:53:59,900
We do a what have we been playing

1020
00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:00,900
We can't do that this time

1021
00:54:00,900 --> 00:54:02,900
I don't mind talking about Destiny again

1022
00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:04,900
If you want to talk about Destiny again

1023
00:54:04,900 --> 00:54:09,900
Xur would have come and gone by the time this will release

1024
00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:11,900
Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing what Xur's got

1025
00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:13,900
I could look now but it takes away the fun

1026
00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:15,900
What you don't want to spoil it for yourself

1027
00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:17,900
No, I'd like to go and have a look

1028
00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:20,900
And see what the old guy's selling

1029
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:23,900
Yeah, I'm still

1030
00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:27,900
I'm still looking for

1031
00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:29,900
A clan, no one got back to me

1032
00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:30,900
No one got back to you?

1033
00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:31,900
I'm a bit upset about that

1034
00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:32,900
I find that really sad

1035
00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:33,900
Yeah, I do

1036
00:54:33,900 --> 00:54:34,900
I find that really, really sad

1037
00:54:34,900 --> 00:54:38,900
Ash put out a post saying that he's looking for a clan

1038
00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:42,900
Now, if you play Destiny and you have a clan

1039
00:54:42,900 --> 00:54:44,900
And you're looking for people

1040
00:54:44,900 --> 00:54:48,900
Ash doesn't want to play with people that are going to shout at him

1041
00:54:48,900 --> 00:54:50,900
Because he isn't perfect at the game

1042
00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:52,900
He doesn't want to play with elitists

1043
00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:53,900
No one really does

1044
00:54:53,900 --> 00:54:54,900
You're all dickheads

1045
00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:55,900
You're like my dad

1046
00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:58,900
If you're an elitist, yes, but I know what it's like

1047
00:54:58,900 --> 00:55:00,900
More so than you do

1048
00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:02,900
Because I've been in what you would call an elite guild

1049
00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:03,900
And it was fucking horrible

1050
00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:06,900
You're like a dad that his kids come home crying

1051
00:55:06,900 --> 00:55:07,900
Like what's the matter?

1052
00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:09,900
They won't let me play in the football teams

1053
00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:11,900
You've turned up and you're like right

1054
00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:14,900
Yeah, but it's a game, man

1055
00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:16,900
I was in an elitist guild on World of Warcraft, yeah

1056
00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:19,900
They were called Method, right?

1057
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:20,900
Shout out Method

1058
00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:23,900
I wasn't in their fucking main team or whatever

1059
00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:25,900
I wasn't even in their fucking

1060
00:55:25,900 --> 00:55:26,900
You know what I mean?

1061
00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:27,900
I was bottom of the barrel type shit

1062
00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:31,900
But their Method, not so anymore

1063
00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:33,900
They were competition winners

1064
00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:36,900
They were top fucking tier and they still are, right?

1065
00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:40,900
But being in a guild like that, it is a second job

1066
00:55:40,900 --> 00:55:41,900
You must do this

1067
00:55:41,900 --> 00:55:45,900
If you don't do this, there was a disciplinary system in place

1068
00:55:45,900 --> 00:55:47,900
No way, what sort of things?

1069
00:55:47,900 --> 00:55:49,900
They'd fully sit down and have meetings

1070
00:55:49,900 --> 00:55:51,900
And so you had to have an interview to get in

1071
00:55:51,900 --> 00:55:54,900
All this questionnaire bullshit

1072
00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:59,900
And it's one of them where they want the creme de la creme in their guild

1073
00:55:59,900 --> 00:56:02,900
And they have a rigorous system in place

1074
00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:06,900
There's a lot of elitist guilds to get those types of people in

1075
00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:08,900
And sieve out all the shit

1076
00:56:08,900 --> 00:56:10,900
I don't know how I made it through, but I did, right?

1077
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:11,900
I weren't in there long

1078
00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:13,900
I left because it was just too much for me

1079
00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:16,900
And I've got friends that play World of Warcraft that have been in elite guilds

1080
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:17,900
And been in them for a long time

1081
00:56:17,900 --> 00:56:23,900
And as much as they are fucking insane at what they do

1082
00:56:23,900 --> 00:56:25,900
It is their life

1083
00:56:25,900 --> 00:56:27,900
And you don't want that, do you?

1084
00:56:27,900 --> 00:56:31,900
Well, some people do, but I could never ever commit to saying that

1085
00:56:31,900 --> 00:56:34,900
No, and so what I'm saying is

1086
00:56:34,900 --> 00:56:39,900
My friend Ash is looking for a nice social endgame clan

1087
00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:42,900
So if you've got one and you're not going to scream at him

1088
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:45,900
Because he fucks something up, which he inevitably will

1089
00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:47,900
Because he's old

1090
00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:50,900
And he's not as quick witted as the rest of us youngsters are

1091
00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:52,900
Quick witted? My fingers just don't move quick enough

1092
00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:53,900
There we go then

1093
00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:55,900
So if you've got a clan, send him a fucking invite

1094
00:56:55,900 --> 00:56:56,900
I can hold my own

1095
00:56:56,900 --> 00:56:58,900
That's why I play Hunter, so I can go invisible

1096
00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:00,900
Why aren't you just searching for clans?

1097
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:04,900
Because I want it to come organically

1098
00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:05,900
But that is how it moves

1099
00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:07,900
No, because I want to be approached

1100
00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:09,900
I want to feel like we've reached them

1101
00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:11,900
But that's not how clans work

1102
00:57:11,900 --> 00:57:12,900
Well, it is

1103
00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:14,900
Oh, so you want the power of watch the buttons

1104
00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:15,900
Yeah, I want to see

1105
00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:16,900
I want to see if it reaches

1106
00:57:16,900 --> 00:57:17,900
And they'll go

1107
00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:20,900
I fucking urge you on that shitty podcast

1108
00:57:20,900 --> 00:57:21,900
Get in so we can take the piss out of you

1109
00:57:21,900 --> 00:57:22,900
Are you the one that keeps farting?

1110
00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:23,900
We want to hear the farts

1111
00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:24,900
Get out

1112
00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:27,900
Hold on, listen to the mic

1113
00:57:27,900 --> 00:57:28,900
Yeah, that was him

1114
00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:29,900
Got him

1115
00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:31,900
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

1116
00:57:31,900 --> 00:57:33,900
No, I get what you mean

1117
00:57:33,900 --> 00:57:35,900
The way I work though

1118
00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:38,900
Is, um, he's mental

1119
00:57:38,900 --> 00:57:40,900
Did you post on Twitter that you was looking at?

1120
00:57:40,900 --> 00:57:41,900
Yeah, yeah, everywhere

1121
00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:42,900
It's embarrassing that no one's got it

1122
00:57:42,900 --> 00:57:44,900
And no one, I'll tell you what you need to do

1123
00:57:44,900 --> 00:57:47,900
Do a reel on Instagram instead

1124
00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:48,900
Maybe you can do it

1125
00:57:48,900 --> 00:57:50,900
The way I play as well

1126
00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:52,900
If I'm doing like, if I find a fire team

1127
00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:54,900
Via the app or whatever

1128
00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:56,900
Because I've got a few friends on there

1129
00:57:56,900 --> 00:57:57,900
Don't get me wrong

1130
00:57:57,900 --> 00:57:59,900
But I forgot, because I've got so many now

1131
00:57:59,900 --> 00:58:01,900
I forgot what ones were the cool ones

1132
00:58:01,900 --> 00:58:04,900
And, yeah, what I normally do is

1133
00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:06,900
I keep my mic muted while we're playing

1134
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:08,900
And normally the other people talk

1135
00:58:08,900 --> 00:58:10,900
And if they sound alright

1136
00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:12,900
And I keep dying and they're not shouting

1137
00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:14,900
Then I'll unmute and be like, you alright boys?

1138
00:58:14,900 --> 00:58:17,900
I gauge how you are before I release myself

1139
00:58:17,900 --> 00:58:18,900
But that's not how it works

1140
00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:20,900
I don't want to talk to strangers on the internet

1141
00:58:20,900 --> 00:58:21,900
No, they're weird, man

1142
00:58:21,900 --> 00:58:23,900
But then you're never going to make friends, then are you?

1143
00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:25,900
Well, I've made loads by doing that

1144
00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:27,900
I vet them silently to myself

1145
00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:29,900
I'm like, oh, you're alright actually, I'll unmute myself

1146
00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:31,900
So you don't want to be vetted, but you're vetting?

1147
00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:34,900
Well, no, because I'm not shouting at people

1148
00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:37,900
I would never shout at someone over a computer game

1149
00:58:37,900 --> 00:58:38,900
But these people, some of them shout

1150
00:58:38,900 --> 00:58:39,900
I fucking would

1151
00:58:39,900 --> 00:58:41,900
Yeah, exactly, I know, you're pathetic

1152
00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:43,900
You got angry because I couldn't play World of Warcraft

1153
00:58:43,900 --> 00:58:44,900
Yeah

1154
00:58:44,900 --> 00:58:45,900
Nobbed

1155
00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:47,900
Right, but you're good at Destiny

1156
00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:48,900
You know what you're doing

1157
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:50,900
I'm not good at Destiny, bro

1158
00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:51,900
But you should be

1159
00:58:51,900 --> 00:58:52,900
Well, I'm alright

1160
00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:53,900
There you go then

1161
00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:54,900
I'll never say I'm good at anything

1162
00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:56,900
Because you set yourself up for your own failures

1163
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:57,900
But you should be switched on with it

1164
00:58:57,900 --> 00:58:59,900
If you're looking to do end game content

1165
00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:01,900
You're looking to do raids on Destiny

1166
00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:02,900
As is the whole point

1167
00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:04,900
I want to do raids, but the trouble is

1168
00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:07,900
I can't raid unless my wife and kids are out

1169
00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:08,900
And I know they're out all day

1170
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:09,900
Yes

1171
00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:10,900
Because that's a time consuming thing

1172
00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:11,900
It is

1173
00:59:11,900 --> 00:59:12,900
I don't want to get into a position

1174
00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:14,900
Where I start a raid, it's all planned

1175
00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:16,900
And then the kids and the wife come home

1176
00:59:16,900 --> 00:59:18,900
Half way through and I'm like, sorry boys

1177
00:59:18,900 --> 00:59:19,900
I can't do this

1178
00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:21,900
Because that's life and it gets in the way

1179
00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:23,900
And I'm not going to put a computer game over my family

1180
00:59:23,900 --> 00:59:27,900
So what you need to do is find a realism clan

1181
00:59:27,900 --> 00:59:30,900
Yeah, a real world adult clan

1182
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:35,900
That understands family commitments and outside of the game

1183
00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:36,900
That's what you want

1184
00:59:36,900 --> 00:59:38,900
The first thing about Destiny is

1185
00:59:38,900 --> 00:59:41,900
And I don't know if this is the same for other MMOs

1186
00:59:41,900 --> 00:59:43,900
Only you can tell me

1187
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:45,900
Is when you're doing a raid

1188
00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:46,900
Because this has happened

1189
00:59:46,900 --> 00:59:47,900
That happened to me

1190
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:49,900
When I first started doing my first raid

1191
00:59:49,900 --> 00:59:51,900
We got, I don't know, two bosses in or whatever

1192
00:59:51,900 --> 00:59:53,900
And then their family came home

1193
00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:54,900
So I was like, alright, sorry about that

1194
00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:56,900
I've got to go, good luck

1195
00:59:56,900 --> 00:59:57,900
I left

1196
00:59:57,900 --> 00:59:59,900
Then I was like, right, I've got some more time

1197
00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:00,900
Let's do it again

1198
01:00:00,900 --> 01:00:02,900
I loaded up, got a new fire team, went in

1199
01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:05,900
And it loaded me at the point where I was

1200
01:00:05,900 --> 01:00:08,900
So you can, if you leave a raid

1201
01:00:08,900 --> 01:00:10,900
You can go back to the point where you left the raid

1202
01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:12,900
In, so

1203
01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:13,900
But you can reset it

1204
01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:16,900
So everyone was like, yeah, we'll do the raid

1205
01:00:16,900 --> 01:00:17,900
But do you mind resetting it

1206
01:00:17,900 --> 01:00:18,900
Because we want to do it from scratch

1207
01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:20,900
So we can get all the rewards up to that point

1208
01:00:20,900 --> 01:00:23,900
The way it works for WoW

1209
01:00:23,900 --> 01:00:28,900
Is that the raids lock, it locks your progress

1210
01:00:28,900 --> 01:00:31,900
So you could have a party of ten people

1211
01:00:31,900 --> 01:00:32,900
Five of them could leave

1212
01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:34,900
And you can replace them and still continue

1213
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:37,900
But they can't, those people that have joined you

1214
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:41,900
In that current raid, you will not be able to go back to those bosses

1215
01:00:41,900 --> 01:00:44,900
So say there's five bosses in a raid

1216
01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:46,900
Or fuck it, for argument's sake, let's say there's two

1217
01:00:46,900 --> 01:00:49,900
You do the first one

1218
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:51,900
And then you leave

1219
01:00:51,900 --> 01:00:53,900
And they replace you

1220
01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:57,900
The people that join can only kill the second boss on that raid

1221
01:00:57,900 --> 01:00:59,900
But if they want to kill the first one

1222
01:00:59,900 --> 01:01:02,900
They'll have to leave, do another raid, kill that first one

1223
01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:04,900
But if they've killed the second

1224
01:01:04,900 --> 01:01:06,900
They won't be able to kill the second again

1225
01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:07,900
They can kill it but they won't get anything

1226
01:01:07,900 --> 01:01:10,900
And then every week it resets on a Wednesday

1227
01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:12,900
It's called an instance lock or raid lock

1228
01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:13,900
You can just do this over and over again

1229
01:01:13,900 --> 01:01:17,900
So it's basically if you say you did a raid

1230
01:01:17,900 --> 01:01:20,900
You killed five out of ten bosses the first five

1231
01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:23,900
And then you left and then redid the raid again

1232
01:01:23,900 --> 01:01:25,900
You could kill the first five again

1233
01:01:25,900 --> 01:01:27,900
But you would get nothing for it

1234
01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:29,900
So you're locked

1235
01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:34,900
It knows that for that week you have got the loot from those first five bosses

1236
01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:37,900
So you could do them again but there's no benefit to you

1237
01:01:37,900 --> 01:01:39,900
I'm doing pretty well, man

1238
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:42,900
I'm running, I don't know if you've done Lost Sectors

1239
01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:48,900
There's like Lost Sectors and they drop like either chest, armour, legs

1240
01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:50,900
Or arms

1241
01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:53,900
Exotic piece on legendary and mastery difficulty

1242
01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:55,900
But you have to solo it

1243
01:01:55,900 --> 01:01:56,900
It's quite hard, man

1244
01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:57,900
And you get 15 minutes to do it

1245
01:01:57,900 --> 01:01:59,900
And you get different kind of champions in there

1246
01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:02,900
You've got to spec your gear to go in there and fight whatever's in there

1247
01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:05,900
And I did a legendary one my own yesterday

1248
01:02:05,900 --> 01:02:06,900
I've done it four times

1249
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:09,900
I ran it four or five times before the football started

1250
01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:10,900
I didn't get what I wanted

1251
01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:12,900
But I grinded it four or five times

1252
01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:13,900
And I got through it

1253
01:02:13,900 --> 01:02:15,900
So you've done what you're doing

1254
01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:16,900
Yeah, kind of to a degree

1255
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,900
But it's overwhelming, man

1256
01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:20,900
Destiny goes a lot deeper

1257
01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:22,900
Then you can play it on a surface level

1258
01:02:22,900 --> 01:02:24,900
Or you can get real meticulous with it

1259
01:02:24,900 --> 01:02:25,900
Yeah, I know

1260
01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:27,900
And it's the same with most MMOs

1261
01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:29,900
You can really fucking...

1262
01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:31,900
Well, even something as simple as No Man's Sky

1263
01:02:31,900 --> 01:02:32,900
I know it's not simple

1264
01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:35,900
But you can really, really get into it

1265
01:02:35,900 --> 01:02:36,900
Like on the Facebook groups

1266
01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:39,900
I mean, I'm seeing people full on like fucking...

1267
01:02:39,900 --> 01:02:41,900
They've wrote on their walls like a crazy person

1268
01:02:41,900 --> 01:02:43,900
How to do this certain farm and what they need

1269
01:02:43,900 --> 01:02:45,900
And they've done calculations and shit

1270
01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:47,900
I ain't ever going to do that

1271
01:02:47,900 --> 01:02:49,900
And it's the same with a lot of games like that

1272
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:51,900
You can really go in depth

1273
01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:55,900
And you're, well, like myself

1274
01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:58,900
What you'd call a casual player

1275
01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:01,900
I'm a casual, but I'm also really into it

1276
01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:03,900
So I'm more than a casual

1277
01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:05,900
And you won't be the only person

1278
01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:07,900
There will be a clan there, please

1279
01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:08,900
He's just looking for a clan

1280
01:03:08,900 --> 01:03:10,900
I'm just looking for a friend

1281
01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:12,900
Please, he just wants a clan

1282
01:03:12,900 --> 01:03:13,900
You know the muffin man

1283
01:03:13,900 --> 01:03:15,900
Yeah, and that's...

1284
01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:16,900
Well, yeah, we're supposed to end this ages ago

1285
01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:18,900
Yeah, so we're going to end it now

1286
01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:19,900
That's that

1287
01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:21,900
That's quite a nice way to end the podcast

1288
01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:22,900
I quite like that

1289
01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:25,900
I'm looking forward to when you stop playing these other games

1290
01:03:25,900 --> 01:03:26,900
And you jump in Destiny

1291
01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:28,900
Because once I think I've got my claws in you, that's it

1292
01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:31,900
I think then you're going to be my strike partner, my raid partner

1293
01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:33,900
I need to move the PlayStation

1294
01:03:33,900 --> 01:03:34,900
It's as simple as that

1295
01:03:34,900 --> 01:03:36,900
I need to move the PlayStation out of here and into Steph's room

1296
01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:39,900
Because that's the sole reason

1297
01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:42,900
Is because I really enjoy playing games

1298
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:44,900
But being in Steph's company

1299
01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:46,900
I don't feel on my own and alone

1300
01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:47,900
Yeah, no, it's better that way, isn't it?

1301
01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:50,900
So, if you're listening, Steph

1302
01:03:50,900 --> 01:03:53,900
We may have to do a little switch around with the old PlayStations

1303
01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:55,900
Because she doesn't use her PlayStation all that much anyway

1304
01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:58,900
She ain't going to be happy with you shouting down the mic at me

1305
01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:01,900
Because you died for the 60th time in ways she's trying to sleep

1306
01:04:01,900 --> 01:04:03,900
No, I'll be in bed way before she does

1307
01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:05,900
I go to sleep before she does, do ya?

1308
01:04:05,900 --> 01:04:07,900
Yeah, because, yeah

1309
01:04:07,900 --> 01:04:09,900
Fair enough, Skys

1310
01:04:09,900 --> 01:04:13,900
Well, what? Well, I have to

1311
01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:14,900
Because I'm an old man

1312
01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:17,900
And I've conditioned my brain to go to bed earlier

1313
01:04:17,900 --> 01:04:21,900
Well, we used up playing Battlefield till like half one, two, once

1314
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:22,900
Nah, not me

1315
01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:23,900
Yes, we was

1316
01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:26,900
Nah, anyway, that's the end of this episode

1317
01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:27,900
It's the end of this episode

1318
01:04:27,900 --> 01:04:29,900
It's been really, really great to talk to everyone

1319
01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:31,900
And I hope you've enjoyed this episode

1320
01:04:31,900 --> 01:04:33,900
And Ash fighting and blah, blah, blah

1321
01:04:33,900 --> 01:04:34,900
I'm sorry for my wind

1322
01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:35,900
Yeah, that's that

1323
01:04:35,900 --> 01:04:36,900
Really sorry

1324
01:04:36,900 --> 01:04:38,900
We'll be back next week

1325
01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:40,900
Arriva Durche

1326
01:04:40,900 --> 01:04:42,900
Don't forget to give us our TootBound 50

1327
01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:46,900
www.patreon.com forward slash what's the buttons

1328
01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:49,900
What's without the apostrophe because we're thick

1329
01:04:49,900 --> 01:04:50,900
Give us a TootBound 50

1330
01:04:50,900 --> 01:04:52,900
Thank you, Uru

1331
01:04:52,900 --> 01:05:14,900
Anyway