1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,820 Hello everyone this is what's the buttons this is Rhys Lengden and with me I 2 00:00:11,820 --> 00:00:20,000 have the Prince among men ash howdy as you might have heard I sound a bit a bit 3 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:25,160 fucking lackluster it's the end of the week it's been a long week and it's been 4 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:30,080 fucking hot again with a little bit of thunderstorms what the fuck was that 5 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:38,480 what was that someone's ringing me brilliant fantastic I'll put my phone on 6 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:46,320 silent as well Jesus Christ we'll jump straight into it I am going to start 7 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:51,080 things off with cult of the lamb we spoke about it last week what a fun 8 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:56,540 fucking game that is oh my god yeah did you enjoy it you're liking it I am 9 00:00:56,540 --> 00:01:01,740 enjoying it I know I know that you won't have looked at anything for it but I see 10 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:06,520 a couple of not spoilers but I just saw how long the game time is well I won't 11 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:13,720 tell you so if anything that spurred me on a little bit to play a bit more 12 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:19,520 because I know I haven't got to invest 60 plus hours into it spoiler but I know 13 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:24,560 it's about 20 hours or something yeah I think it's around that but it is it's 14 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:32,400 fun man I've named everyone you're in it Connors Connor was in it Martin's in it 15 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:38,320 and there's there's obviously there's all of my my family are in it and yeah 16 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:42,720 Connor was the first person just to the side and try and throw a little mutiny 17 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:48,080 and rather than have him murdered in his sleep I ascended him to a higher being 18 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,400 so I was somewhat nice to him but it got rid of the problem and everyone 19 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:56,680 everyone shut up and got back in line but I have unlocked the ability to kill 20 00:01:56,680 --> 00:02:02,680 people in their sleep and I'm looking to use it soon 21 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:10,960 this game's fucking mental I've fed people poo I've done all of that it's just fun man it's 22 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:14,440 just simple in it you know I mean you got a build build your little shit in 23 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:19,320 your camp like your mines and your your your lumber mill and all that and you 24 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:24,700 just go out and kill things in a dungeon and come back with more people and you 25 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:30,840 do rituals and set things on fire what's a decent little game mindset nothing on 26 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:38,720 fire are you not done I'm every danced around oh yeah dance around yeah yeah 27 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:45,560 pretty much and you get to see it is so strange because it makes it so cute with 28 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:49,080 the little animals all your followers are different animals like donkeys and 29 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,880 fucking rabbits and hedgehogs and all this different shit with cute little 30 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:57,400 colors and more out fucking bollocks so it looks lovely and then next thing you 31 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,600 know you're drinking someone's blood and fucking force-feeding them shit I saw a 32 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,920 view that said that the only reason they get away with it is because it's cute 33 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:07,360 little animals because if they were humans it'd be real fucking weird no the 34 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:12,920 game wouldn't exist in all the countries probably yeah because it is very very 35 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:18,280 sadistic I'm not that far in I think I'm about I'm about six or seven hours have 36 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:22,720 you killed any bosses yeah I think I've killed the first two bosses I think 37 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,840 I've done the first two as well maybe not the second one actually I don't 38 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,240 think I could second I think I've got like one more run till I get to the 39 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:33,200 second boss think I've got to run through the dungeon four times yeah yeah 40 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:39,440 and it tell I like how it it gives you the so you so the the dungeons are 41 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:45,080 multi-floored and it tell it gives you an option of what directions you want to 42 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:49,180 take and it tells you which so you might go you might go left or right or go 43 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:55,240 forwards and it will have say left will give you resources so logs and rocks and 44 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:59,640 shit like that going forward might mean that you get another follower going 45 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,360 right will be a question mark so you don't know what the fuck you're gonna 46 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:08,720 get and I like that it's a very common rogue like trope that that map so if 47 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,680 you played other rogue lights that wouldn't be such a shock to you but this 48 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,160 is my first one yeah well we've you liking this you probably would like the 49 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:20,200 bond of Isaac won't you go platinum it I might do is that is it the same sort of 50 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:26,840 yeah I mean it's very similar in without the sadistic farmville thing you just 51 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:32,680 keep on this one's about a child that's been neglected by his mother there's not 52 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:36,080 really a story gets thrown into a cellar and he shoots tears out of his eyes I 53 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:42,440 like that but yes there's that's like real synergy so you you know you just 54 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,680 shoot tears out your eyes and you can get power-ups and stuff like that but 55 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:49,160 you can get things that completely change you get abilities to fly you can 56 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:54,120 get but things synergize in terms of like you might get a you might pick up 57 00:04:54,120 --> 00:05:00,360 an item that makes your tears into a circle so it will just fire circles 58 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,720 across the screen but then you might pick up another item which makes your 59 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:08,640 tears like home in so then all of a sudden you've got a circle that homes in 60 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:12,000 on enemies and then you might get another effect that every time you kill 61 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,440 an enemy it blows up the whole screen and the synergies in that game are nuts 62 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:20,160 there's not more synergies in any game than the bond of Isaac it's this probably 63 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:25,920 the best roguelike game ever made so and they do have that sort of that ability 64 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:29,960 style in cult of the lamb because you can get different abilities when you go 65 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:34,320 into the dungeons yeah no way near the levels of binding of Isaac like it's 66 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:38,720 very light in that respect I was hoping for more more synergies that like 67 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:42,640 through the tarot cards I was hoping for a bit more but we aren't that far in 68 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:46,320 because I don't know if you've got it but I unlocked a thing where it it gave 69 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:51,080 me I think it was like another six different tarot cards that can pop up on 70 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:57,360 the I've watched other people's reviews and they said the same basically they 71 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:01,880 wanted more synergies and things like that but it has got a roadmap part on 72 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:06,080 the yeah I see that and on their Twitter they've said that there'll be many 73 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:10,980 content and updates and all sorts of things so the future for that game could 74 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:14,580 be pretty mad you know it could be a case of you know the binding of Isaac 75 00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:21,080 started as a flash game yeah it's like it's had about seven expansions yeah and 76 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:25,920 now it's like seven expansions and it's like it's just insane what it is now if 77 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:30,360 you went back and watch videos of it when it first came out so the same could 78 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:37,000 be said with cult the lamb and whilst it's a techie subject I suppose I'm more 79 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:41,680 for I won't pay DLC because that means they'll put more into it yeah so I'm 80 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:45,480 all for free stuff but if you want the meaty stuff where they're adding like 81 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:50,880 you know big things in yeah whatever it is if it's decent and it's worth it 82 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:56,600 because as far as I know I did a little Google because with games like this I 83 00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:03,360 tend to lose enjoyment in them if I know like you said it's 20 hours and then I'm 84 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:08,080 done I feel like what's the point in putting all my effort into this but you 85 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:12,120 can carry on afterwards you can just keep you can just keep going yeah you can 86 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:15,400 keep going you can keep running the dungeons you can keep your thing going 87 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:19,840 and and all the little stories that develop with your characters that is 88 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:24,320 the fun that is all what Reese wants to feed Connor shit why it doesn't like a 89 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:30,800 cut of his jib you know we had a fun little experience didn't we I can't 90 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,720 remember how it all played out but I did I was keeping you's updated you turn on 91 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:38,960 me you turn on me you know originally was gonna be between Connor or Clarkie in 92 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:44,320 the shit but in the end it was you use that you was the villain in this story 93 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:48,400 and it come out of nowhere because I thought we were pals I gave you 94 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:52,560 necklaces yeah I had a necklace that was gonna make you live twice as long yeah 95 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:57,280 you didn't get that necklace because you were a dickhead and the problem was when 96 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:02,280 you turn on me there was ways around it so you could ascend like you said I could 97 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:06,120 do with Connor and there was you know you can talk to them and like try and 98 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,720 bring them back I tried that we're Connor first I tried it and it was going 99 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:13,680 down very slowly so the other option was to put you in jail put you in a stock 100 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:17,800 but yeah didn't think so that was my plan and I didn't want to let you go so 101 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,840 easily I thought I'm gonna you're coming back round you're coming back around 102 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:27,320 I'm gonna let Lang doggy dog leave or kill me so I spent as much time as I 103 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:31,240 could trying to get the prison the moment I unlocked the prison blueprint 104 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:36,120 yeah that's when it come up saying you'd left and you took my money you were 105 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:45,840 going straight in jail so you know what I did go on no punished Connor no no 106 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:50,280 that's wrong I punished Clark Connor's dead you killed him I was gonna say 107 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:55,160 Connor yeah yeah we've missed out that bit where I sent me a picture of it on 108 00:08:55,160 --> 00:09:01,800 our little group was a video a video he had to pick between it was it was um 109 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:07,040 either we thought or you could just murder one of us yeah there's two 110 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,960 options obviously you can build different things you get two choices of 111 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:15,120 what you prefer and yeah it was a I could choose a fighting pit so to speak 112 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,520 and I thought well what way what better way to settle this than just to let them 113 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:22,600 fight to the death so you fought and then at the moat at the end I didn't 114 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,840 realize there's gonna be a Julius Caesar moment where it's thumbs up thumbs down 115 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:32,560 does Connor live or does Connor die and sorry Connor you're dead but yeah then 116 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:37,960 you left you turned on me you turned villainous there's your Joker origin 117 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:44,640 story you you left you took my money and you know in my blind fit of rage I just 118 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:48,960 built a prison for you Clark is in jail if I knew if no fault of his own he's 119 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:53,680 done nothing wrong if anything he's been an upstanding member of the of the cult 120 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:58,720 he's you know he's going around chopping the trees he's he's mining all the all 121 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:03,680 the stones and he's tending to the flowers he's picking up shit and putting 122 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:08,120 them on and and putting the shit on the flowers to make him grow and all of a 123 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:13,160 sudden I've ripped his life from under his feet and whacked him in jail and 124 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:21,840 every day I go and feed him poop and that's your fault yeah that's what he 125 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:27,560 deserves well he doesn't deserve it but there's only you Connor and Clarkie and 126 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:31,320 Connor's dead you've left how many people have you got I've got about eight 127 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,400 people yeah I stopped naming them because I didn't want to become so 128 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,440 attached to them I've named them all they're all they're all nearest and 129 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,640 dearest to me well they're good there's gonna be a Ling Dog the second and trust 130 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,240 me when I say he's gonna get fucked yeah he's the treatment that he's gonna 131 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:49,880 receive you know poor Clarkie he's gonna come out hopefully he doesn't hate me 132 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:55,320 he'll be back you know mining rocks and whatever else he was getting up to but 133 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:59,680 yeah it's Ling Dog the second he's gonna be I need it I need a scarecrow 134 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:04,600 because I've got I have a load of crops that keep getting fucked up by them 135 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:10,960 little seagull things that come one oh yeah I got a scarecrow oh I I one of my gripes 136 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:15,860 about this game is once you plate you can build your own base and once you 137 00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:22,760 place something you can't move it yes you can yes you can how you just when you 138 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:26,520 when you go into the build menu you literally just press square or R3 or 139 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:31,800 whatever it is because I've moved I've moved everything all right maybe you 140 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:36,960 can't move little plots of vegetables in Michigan because I put I may I put some 141 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:41,920 plots of veggies down yeah about fucking ten of them and then I put down one of 142 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:48,800 the the the farm the barn things where you could then assign someone to do 143 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:52,640 blah blah blah but it's got it's got an area isn't it it's got a square around 144 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:57,160 it and if you plant things in that and then you have a silo the people 145 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:01,240 will automatically put fucking they'll replant and look after it well the shit 146 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:05,640 that I planted was outside of that fucking square so I then had to make 147 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:11,080 another one inside that so it would have helped if I could have just moved it but 148 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:17,440 I think I think you can I'll go on it later and I'll take a bit no I'm not 149 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,440 betting man well you are and you just cuz you've lost that you don't want to 150 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:27,920 take anymore man you are I've got pop figures to prove it you sausage no no 151 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:35,080 yeah I think it also to throw one point the artwork of this game is really cool 152 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:39,880 yeah stupendous it's really really nice it's a stupendous confectionary top 153 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:45,440 quality little bit of artistic work would you like a smartie these are 154 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:50,720 smarties indeed Americans are not gonna understand the 155 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:59,760 hardest geezers ever born looking forward to that fight Connor Ben 156 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:05,280 then you bank junior are they fine yeah I'm not really my sons Connor Ben and 157 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:10,720 Chris Eubank they they're not already full I saw a video the other day of his 158 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:14,840 son sitting in the corner and then Chris Eubank jumps in the ring and literally 159 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:18,240 just stares him for like two minutes and doesn't say anything and then walked out 160 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:21,000 yeah I don't know what you don't know what you're watching no they're they're 161 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:25,740 fighting but they're basically calorie and on their father's rivalry so there's 162 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:30,080 a lot of bad blood because obviously their fathers hated each other yeah well 163 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:37,600 I think more I think more you bank Ben hated Nigel Ben hated you bank because 164 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:41,000 you're more because you banks quite laid-back I just can't see you bank 165 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,920 being a scary man you know I mean it's the way to what you're talking about the 166 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:51,000 dad or the son the dad no that's good though because he's a he's a he's a 167 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:55,960 machine I think it's because of his the way that he speaks and his accent you'd 168 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,600 think he had an antique shop yeah in them wouldn't yeah proper posh but in 169 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,640 reality it just smack you and all your mates up yeah yeah yeah yeah you eat 170 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:09,320 them yeah I just can't I just can't say that in him would you like a toothy 171 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:19,200 decking you're on the floor anyway that's a bit off-subject yeah the funny 172 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:23,520 enough binding of Isaac one of the massive expansions that they had is 173 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,880 actually called a wrath of the lamb that's why I kept saying wrath of the 174 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:32,160 lamb wrath of the lamb but yeah cult of the lamb fantastic I hope they hope they 175 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,240 I know they've done really well they they tweet the other day that over a 176 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:40,640 million sold yeah for an indie title is very good very very good yeah would have 177 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:45,240 been 1 million and 5 if you'd give us a review code because we 100% we've had 178 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:49,320 five people buy it yep but they didn't did they because we're not fucking 179 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:53,840 influencers enough we don't influence enough to do that we'll get we'll get 180 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:58,560 there but yeah what what what a good little game what great little idea I'm 181 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:02,120 excited what future holds I hope to finish it because it's the sort of game 182 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,480 that I'm like yeah I love it and then I just never played yeah I took it's the 183 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,920 base building that gets me always gets me as base building but the thing is 184 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:12,520 that the way the game structured is fantastic because you you're always 185 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:17,000 unlocking saying and it's a game that you're kind of always in the tutorial 186 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,500 because even like you say I'm probably around the same sort of level as you 10 187 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:25,840 hours in whatever is and even at that point you're constantly being told why 188 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,520 don't you try this yeah do that oh this is just unlocked and even then there's 189 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:35,600 there's what three four different unlock trees you know and and once you've maxed 190 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:40,720 all them out I imagine as you can carry on the game you can probably unlock more 191 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:47,120 stuff I have found it easy I've died once and that was because I kept going 192 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:51,520 in the dungeon rather than fight the boss I can't remember how I did it but 193 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:55,820 there's a way to just keep going and I don't know how where it ends but the 194 00:15:55,820 --> 00:16:00,320 enemies get harder and harder and harder and you know I kick my ass but I unlock 195 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:05,280 the ability to when I die I can sacrifice one of my followers to give me 196 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,800 health back yeah yeah depending how loyal they are it depends how many 197 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:13,840 hearts it gives you yeah but yeah what an interesting thought for a game when 198 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:20,840 interesting design and implemented stupendously and it's only 20 pounds it's 199 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,320 very cheap and very small yeah it's not gonna break the bank and it was one point 200 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:29,240 eight gig he's looking at you was I was like 200 gig yeah this game was one point 201 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:33,080 eight gig I downloaded it and I think it was about 30 seconds yeah literally 202 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:40,400 you're in this nutty yeah it's decent for for the quality of game you're 203 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:45,480 getting 20 pounds more than happy to pay that 100% I can see why they've sold a 204 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,640 million because I would like to see those figures if it was something like a 205 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:53,320 40 50 pound game I don't think that'd be as high as they are which is the 206 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,680 benefit of an indie game is that they normally don't charge that for the 207 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,280 future is bright the future is wrath of the lamb 208 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:02,680 cult of the lamb sorry I'm gonna I'm gonna look at their you carry on talking 209 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,960 I'll have a look at their Twitter and see what we'll see what they're saying 210 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:09,880 they did tweet something about DLC and I was like mmm moist and that was it mmm 211 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:14,640 you get to name your camp as well and I quite like that what did you call it I 212 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:20,640 just called it the stinky cult I couldn't I couldn't really think of 213 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:27,360 anything else and I've named all of my followers are like I said earlier Ash 214 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:34,600 Steph Connor who's no longer with with my cult and then my family are all on 215 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:40,120 there and it's just I saw someone with a cult of the lamb plushie and I want it 216 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:43,240 there's a cult of the lamb yeah I saw someone with the other day and I'm like I 217 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:50,560 need that because this is a cute little thing they they said that the lamb has 218 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,920 blessed 1 million players in our first week we are eternally grateful for your 219 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:57,400 devotion our team is committed to improving the game with tweaks fixes and 220 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:02,640 free major content updates this is only the beginning as there's so much room 221 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:07,680 for this cult to grow I also saw this little clip the other day someone's got 222 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:11,520 a hundred followers in their cult so I'm just gonna a hundred I'm just gonna 223 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:25,200 unmute what that sounds like oh my god let me see that obviously no one else 224 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:30,640 can see this that looks fucking like pandemonium what is going on there 225 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,640 there's no sound playing from that anymore yeah I know I don't know where 226 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:38,120 either way yeah I don't know how you're I don't know how you're supposed to 227 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:41,760 understand what is going on that looks incredible though is you know I mean 228 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,840 you don't don't sleep on it because I don't talk to my geezers yeah no I only 229 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,960 speak to the ones that they got a quest on yeah well they got something to say 230 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:53,520 but nine times out of ten I get there you know I pick some shit up repair some 231 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:58,480 beds yeah I did make it it's very regimented where I laid all the beds 232 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:04,400 that's where I put the graves so if you cross me you sleep next to the pod the 233 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,240 body yeah yeah yeah so if you fuck with me because there's only one body in there 234 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:12,320 and that one just died of natural causes I imagine the eight shit yeah because 235 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,880 they have ages didn't they and they get ill and stuff and they when they get old 236 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,880 have you seen an old person on there I think the oldest I've got is like 40 237 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:24,240 something when they're when they're old man it's a bit tear-jerking man they get 238 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:27,400 all wrinkly they get little walking stick and they like their fuck yeah 239 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:33,080 they're old bryce it's not really cute and then they die and yeah just stick 240 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:38,240 them in a pit yeah but you can also forgot that I'm over two people die or 241 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:43,360 three you know one you killed the other one died of right whatever disease it 242 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:48,040 had I think it had I don't know what had something it died so I put him in the 243 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:52,000 pit now another one just dropped dead while I was just like gardening mmm and 244 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:58,320 everyone was like oh my god Jeff's dead so I went over to him and I chopped him 245 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:02,360 up and fed him to everyone do you not feed these people yeah I fed them I 246 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:08,120 fed them Jeff that is so satanic yeah well that's the cult of the Vader isn't 247 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:12,880 it I love it he's dark white I've only got two graves and they're right in the 248 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:17,040 corner I was being next to the beds no next to the beds no my my beds are 249 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:21,600 somewhere in the middle and they're all square I need I've got I've got ten beds 250 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:27,200 at the moment and I think seven of them are huts I put little teepees over them 251 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:33,120 100% the God that you worship is gonna end up you're gonna end up fighting him 252 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:37,120 in you you know the one that's like oh well done little lamb here's a little 253 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:42,440 treat for you oh definitely definitely that's good but if anyone's obviously 254 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:48,400 there'll be people listening that have no idea we're on about you are a lamb 255 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:55,200 and you get killed and the devil brings you back essentially and says look I 256 00:20:55,200 --> 00:21:00,320 brought you back run this fucking cult for me I'll make you a mortal you just 257 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:04,280 got a crack on and get as many followers as possible so every time you die if you 258 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:08,680 do die he just brings you back and he literally goes don't stress about that 259 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:15,320 you're a mortal here's a little treat for you and it it's gonna mmm I'm telling 260 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:19,240 you I reckon yeah you'll be fighting him because who are those two little things 261 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:24,200 that are next to him as well yeah he's little little minions yeah you're gonna 262 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,640 fight them first and you got he's chained up the devil was chained up by 263 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:32,400 four separate chains and the premise of the of the game so far is that you have 264 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,960 to go into these dungeons and every time you kill one of the bosses in these 265 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:40,880 dungeons it breaks the chain so breaking his chains I never noticed yeah there's 266 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,280 change breaking but I don't really know what yeah next time you go and see it 267 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:50,720 breaks his chain so you're releasing him effectively and I would like there to be 268 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:55,000 some form of twist as to when he's released if he'll be like look we won't 269 00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:02,000 fight and I'll give you X Y & Z or we can have it out and then you can have 270 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,960 the chance of having everything and then become the devil himself you know I mean 271 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:13,320 yeah I think I'll be quiet that'll be interesting and hopefully by next week 272 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:18,920 well definitely by next week I will have found out exactly what goes on and then 273 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:23,200 knowing me I'll find out exactly what goes on and I'll uninstall the game and 274 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:29,120 never touch it again no that's normally what happens I'm excited to see what the 275 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:35,360 future holds for Colt the lamb but I was gonna say something which you've made me 276 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:42,440 forget sorry we're talking about the devil and yeah oh yeah I really like the 277 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:48,840 the soundtrack and the little noise yeah yeah no one speaks English 278 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:53,480 spider that kids you want this one yeah yeah they don't speak they don't speak 279 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:59,520 any languages it's just really fucking weird and yeah the little tune in the 280 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:03,760 background yeah it's very whimsical considering you're cutting someone's 281 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:08,480 head off and fucking dark and it you can't go that dark and be realistic 282 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:13,840 that's bad news bears but yeah no fantastic game here are what's the 283 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,480 buttons I think we decided our review score is gonna be based on like an s a 284 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:24,500 we've gone no man's sky with our reviews s a b and c d that's five so if you do 285 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:28,040 one out of five I'm in no man's sky doesn't have a day yeah it doesn't matter 286 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:32,320 we're not a man's sky we are what's the button why were you saying that it is 287 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:38,960 then I'm gonna say I didn't think about that I'm saying it's an a yeah I'm not 288 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:44,800 going s oh yeah I'd say could we be like yeah let's be a little cheeky with it 289 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:49,920 not be so boring I'm gonna go a plus a plus you can have an a minus you can 290 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:54,160 have an a plus for our American listeners a plus and a minus we don't 291 00:23:54,160 --> 00:24:00,560 have that over it do we not no I never done my exams I don't think so no GCSE 292 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:06,800 isn't shit no they don't know no no they don't no all right we agree to 293 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:12,240 disagree we're gonna say a plus it's not perfect there's some bugs and there's 294 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,160 I think that needs more of like a synergy thing but I do think it could 295 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,920 push itself up to like an s it's an indie title so it deserves a little bit 296 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:26,640 more leeway and respect so for the limited budget I imagine they had he's 297 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,400 getting an a minimum and that budget ain't fucking limited anymore though is 298 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:35,520 it exactly so I think yeah I'm gonna give it an a Langdol's give it an a so 299 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:41,040 shout out wrath of the lamb cult of the lamb for fuck's sake cult of the lamb 300 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:47,440 cult of the lamb cult of the PS5 because that's the what I've reviewed it on yeah 301 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:52,360 and you and we haven't finished it but at the moment it's gonna get a tidy a plus 302 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:55,600 yeah and I think it will probably stay there I don't think I'll push it up to 303 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,640 an s but it will stay in the a plus mark yeah well congrats on being our first 304 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,600 ever review yeah it's a fantastic little game you should all be very proud of 305 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,400 yourselves yeah if you're not fucking with cult of the lamb yet you should 306 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:12,360 it's very fun cult of the Vader as mine is known but there we are hmm we digress 307 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:16,120 moving on you're in charge of this part what's right straight straight straight 308 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:21,000 straight we're not late to the party I actually played it on release and 309 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:26,720 completed it very shortly after it's just we forgot to well I forgot to talk 310 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:32,280 about it yeah last week I just didn't pop it on the list so we'll quickly talk 311 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,560 about it today you might as well do a review on that they're very fun very fun 312 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:40,800 this is Langdonk and what's the buttons review of stray it was tear joking at 313 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:45,920 the end I won't lie all the little talk you had okay I never played it so I have 314 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,840 very little to say about I reckon I don't spoil it for people I'm not gonna 315 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:54,320 spoil it but I reckon it would get you as well because it is good and it the 316 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:58,680 fact it's got a trophy on it where you can for you to complete it in under two 317 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:04,000 hours tells you how long the game is you know I mean it I did it in five and a 318 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:10,800 half hours and it was a good five and a half hours I didn't do everything like 319 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:16,080 collectible wise but I definitely did what I was happy to do I played it with 320 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:21,640 Steph she sat next to me and we ran for it she she loves cats so I thought this 321 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:26,440 is the perfect fucking game so she chilled with me while we played it and 322 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:35,520 we thoroughly enjoyed it it's the the so much personality from a cat doesn't 323 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:42,120 speak or anything nothing speaks it's all robots and again mechanical sympathy 324 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:47,360 kicks in very hard with with some of your robot friends and the puzzles are 325 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:52,560 cool the the the graphics were very fucking good all right well I've never 326 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:57,400 played it and I've watched about 12 seconds of video of it sell it to me 327 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:02,120 what what what is it what are you doing what's the game other than wandering 328 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:07,040 around as a cat that's all I know is it open world is there levels is if you is 329 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:11,800 there combat there has been an apocalyptic happening right and the 330 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:18,600 humans made robots they made intelligent AI to make their lives better so these 331 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:22,920 AI they used to cleaning and cooking and all that shit right so there's no humans 332 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,880 there's no humans so there's something's white the humans and what happened and 333 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:30,200 what made the robots the humans have made the robots but the robots have 334 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,720 stayed because obviously so the humans are all dead the humans are dead they 335 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,040 made robots to help them do mundane tasks the humans are dead the robots 336 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:42,400 lived the robot the robots of stage ruled by robots the world isn't ruled by 337 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:49,320 robots what's happened is the humans built built a pit right they built a 338 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:54,920 pit and they put all the poor people down in this pit or the the the the 339 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,440 shitty robots they put them in this pit and they left them and forgot about them 340 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:03,440 obviously up top they've all fucking died so in this pit it's very very very 341 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:08,960 deep there's a big old fucking metal roof on it that's shut so these robots 342 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:14,480 are essentially trapped and because you're a cat you weren't put in this 343 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:20,120 little fucking hole because you're a cat so you end up in this hole by accident 344 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,840 because you're playing around with your cat friends at the beginning of the 345 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,680 game and what you fall down a hole is it you fall down a hole into this into 346 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:33,360 somehow into this pit I think through the sewers or something and the the 347 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:39,000 idea of the game is to get this fucking pit open and set these robots free 348 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:45,760 there's these little orange globs I think they're called gurks or mercs or 349 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:50,240 something like that and they're they're like ticks that's the only way I could 350 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:56,240 describe them like little ticks and that's the enemy essentially and they're 351 00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:01,440 a genetic mutation which I won't spoil it because it is part of the storyline 352 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:07,280 and you you fight them on your little travel how do you find you can slash them 353 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:13,520 with your claws you find this this will be easy for everyone to understand you 354 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:20,020 find this what's the thing what's the things in destiny called the fucking 355 00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:25,880 fly is that on the mic it was it's been bugging me all fucking days so I've 356 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:31,720 eaten it now nice you know the the um I didn't eat a fly well it's been so long the things in 357 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:36,840 destiny your little robot friends ghosts your ghosts you basically end up with 358 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:41,400 one of them you find one of them does Peter Dinklage voice it there is no 359 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:46,600 voices well I'm not in them there's no voice acting it's the same premise as 360 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:53,280 cult of the lamb and you you find one of them and that that is your translator 361 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:58,440 between yourself as a cat to the robots because obviously the robots have their 362 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:07,160 own language and with this ghost you can find memories for the ghost again 363 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:11,560 there's a storyline there that I don't want to spoil for anyone who hasn't 364 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:16,760 played it because it is a big spoiler but that's part of the collectible side 365 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:22,680 of it and this ghost essentially just helps you traverse this pit because it 366 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:27,640 is just basically like it's it's like an entire city just with a roof on it so 367 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:32,600 there's skyscrapers and all sorts of shit and it's not a big world but it's 368 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:36,080 just it's just fun man yeah the premise is to get these robots out to get this 369 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:42,000 bunker open and that's basically it there's police robot police so what's 370 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,480 the robots reaction to a cat bowl in about now what they're not what the fuck 371 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,300 they freak out at the beginning yeah yeah they freak out because they know 372 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:53,480 that you aren't from where they are you're from outside so they got a fucking 373 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:58,000 hell and eventually you win them round and do they know you're a cat or do they 374 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,120 just think yeah no yeah they know you're okay they're smart they what's what's 375 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:11,320 kind of sweet about these robots is they they have gained their sentient so 376 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:16,720 they're not just AI they have thoughts and they have feelings and and they they 377 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:22,560 mimic their human counterparts so they'll all be walking around wearing 378 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:27,480 fucking clothes they all that they cook they clean they listen to music and 379 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:32,960 things like that and there's there's a there's a sweet little old lady robot 380 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,760 that's playing the guitar and you can run around and find her sheet music 381 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,080 there's ten different sheet musics that you find and you can sit next to her and 382 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,520 fucking per while she playing this music sat there for a good five minutes 383 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:47,320 because I didn't realize that it doesn't just stop once you lay down you just 384 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,400 stay laying down until you decide to move the controller so I literally sat 385 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:54,160 there thinking this song will be over soon it just went on for five minutes but 386 00:31:54,160 --> 00:32:00,120 it was nice it was peaceful and yeah the robots say how they miss their human 387 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,520 counterparts and it's a good game man they miss them even though they 388 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:09,160 condemned them in a hole yeah listen cuz it cuz it was it was the rich it was 389 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,400 the rich that condemned them along with the poor people as well oh there was 390 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,520 poor people in there as well I believe there was or there was something to do 391 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:22,480 with with poor people and and it's it's for a game that cost 25 quid it it was 392 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:28,960 good and I think a lot of other people enjoyed it as well yeah 25 quid would we 393 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:36,800 say that the value is on par with cult of the lamb or similar yes yeah easily 394 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:41,480 because the story is good the story is good I won't lie to you the story is fun 395 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:46,280 is it just is it just like it's not levels is it so you just go in along and 396 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:51,880 then I imagine you were like so they'll hide the levels in terms of you know you 397 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:56,000 might fall down a slope and now you're in the sewers and there's chapters it does it in 398 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:01,320 chapters so it will say it would say like chapter 2 whatever and then obviously 399 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,760 we've done that chapter 3 and so on and there was yeah I think there was 10 400 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:13,760 chapters or 8 and it yeah that's it okay well I'm not too fond of cats I prefer 401 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:17,920 dogs so I won't plan it we'll just imagine it was a dog I think someone 402 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:23,400 modded it yeah probably but no it's just not for me I've seen enough and I've 403 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,600 heard enough like you can tell me what happens at the end and that will be 404 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,560 sufficient enough for me or I'll just watch a playthrough on YouTube actually 405 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:33,120 that'll be just as fun it's one of them games I think I prefer to watch them 406 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:38,360 then play someone modded it and change the cat to CJ from GTA San Andreas and I 407 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:43,320 find that hilarious someone's modded the spider-man on PC with Stan Lee spinning 408 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:48,120 around on the web and they've also made it the kingpin so you've got the kingpin 409 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:52,080 fighting the kingpin which is also very funny but yeah shout out Stan Lee legend 410 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:56,400 right so obviously I've got no say in this so what what's your scale review 411 00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:04,640 for stray I put it I put it an a-minus still gonna ease a minus is not on s it's 412 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:10,280 not on s at all but it's it and it's not on a plus the the story is very good 413 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:18,000 it's very short the jumping mechanic was somewhat clunky that's another thing can 414 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,040 make you your cat meow on command of course you can it's just pressing 415 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:26,240 circle and you can scratch the floors up and all that shit but the 416 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:30,000 jumping I found quite annoying because where you have to press X but it gives 417 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:36,160 you a prompt on something that you can jump on I see that but you can't can't 418 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,240 jump willingly you can only jump to platforms that are allowed to jump yeah 419 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:42,600 and sometimes it was a bit because there's so much shit to jump on 420 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,120 sometimes there were certain things where it would get caught and you 421 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:49,280 couldn't it weren't prompting so you'd be you'd have to fiddle around and 422 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,760 sometimes it got weird annoying it happened a little more often than I'd 423 00:34:52,760 --> 00:35:05,560 like and yeah it's just it it was decent but it wasn't it wasn't full no I mean 424 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,280 it was a good game I like the story but it was very much once you're done with 425 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,560 it that's it done and if you wanted to you could really just fucking blitz 426 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,840 for it I reckon I could go on it now and I could get it done in on two hours 427 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:21,800 yeah so but well done well mileage may vary it's not for me it's not for 428 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,440 everyone like every game isn't for everyone but I'll give that one a pass 429 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,160 but yeah I was happy to spend the money on it if it was more than 25 quid I 430 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:33,440 probably wouldn't have bothered I'm glad you enjoyed it yeah a-minus good so 431 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:40,600 that's our review for stray what's your thoughts on Game of Thrones I like Game 432 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:45,080 of Thrones right okay well don't need to hear any more than that good I've got a 433 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:50,800 bad well a good feeling I guess I'm gonna be playing Elden Ring again soon 434 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:56,080 well well they were not they've done a big patch the other day so a lot of the 435 00:35:56,080 --> 00:36:00,880 stuff has changed the multiplayer has gone a bit nutty the they've nerfed 436 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:06,280 rivers of blood they've nerfed that bloodhound step yeah everyone was spamming 437 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:10,120 they've done all your stuff I'm just hearing very good things about that but 438 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,960 in regards to Elden Ring and the reason I think I'll be playing it again soon is 439 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:18,800 because the new Game of Thrones comes out Monday or Sunday night for Americans 440 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:23,080 I believe so House of Dragons first episode airs Monday it's got I saw a 441 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:27,200 review for it earlier it got an 8 out of 10 very good very exciting nice looks 442 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,640 very good and it's got dragons in it it's redemption arc it's got swords in 443 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:36,600 it it's very it's made by in George RR Martin it's just gonna make me go mmm I'd 444 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:40,640 like to play Elden Ring again I just know that's how my mind works so there's a 445 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,080 good chance I'll be playing that again will you be watching House of Dragons 446 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:50,960 yeah well done I love Game of Thrones I was lucky enough that I caught Game of 447 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,520 Thrones when Game of Thrones was finished so I was able to watch it all 448 00:36:54,520 --> 00:37:00,160 as one I binged it because that ending was wank well it's not miss not spoil 449 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,920 it but you know I'm not gonna spoil anything but if I had to wait for that 450 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:07,200 like everyone else did and it was a long wait I'll be fucking fuming as well so I 451 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,200 sit on the other side of the fence when it comes to Game of Thrones I thought it 452 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,720 was very good through and through because I didn't have to wait see the 453 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:17,200 thing is with the ending or the I suppose there's kind of multiple endings 454 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,920 to that because there's a couple of stories I was just lazy writing I've 455 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:25,520 started so let me finish thank you there's multiple endings because there's 456 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:30,120 loads of stories that get tied up now I when I watched it I watched it with a 457 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:36,600 smile on my face and I was like mm-hmm okay wasn't I wasn't exactly excited I 458 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:41,040 don't know what I was expecting we all had our theories but they are I believe 459 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:46,400 that I got swept up in the misery because I was like no it's alright yeah 460 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:51,320 and because everyone hated it so much I felt like yeah yeah me too well you know 461 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,360 kind of joined in with the but I actually didn't mind it that much it 462 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,880 what don't get me wrong it could have done better but as I said about the last 463 00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:03,200 of us two and the abuse that the developers got for that game people were 464 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:07,600 saying I don't like this because you're not telling the story that I want to 465 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:11,040 hear yeah but that doesn't make sense yeah you don't fucking make it though do 466 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:15,600 you dickhead you're the story is what they've told yeah whether you like it or 467 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:21,080 not you're basing the story on you know the story you know don't get annoyed 468 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,520 because they haven't done what you wanted them to do because then that's 469 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,920 your story but surely that means that the story was good if you've then got 470 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,800 annoyed because it hasn't gone the way that you wanted it means that you were 471 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,840 invested which then means that it was a good story to begin with I thought it's 472 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:38,800 a fantastic story I the only problem with it was that it ended abruptly which 473 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:43,440 I agree with and but I don't see how that could have ended because there's 474 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:47,080 thousands of stories in there well like I say I don't think the end 475 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:52,160 fucking buzzing phones it I don't think the ending was bad I just think I just I 476 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,360 can understand why people got annoyed because they would have had to wait for 477 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,200 how because the wait was long it was over six months on it yeah but that's 478 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,400 nothing I mean the walking dead still going have you watched the walking dead 479 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:07,360 I stopped yeah exactly season yeah I gave up about season 10 or whatever it 480 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:12,600 was and it's just like don't get me wrong yeah it's very repetitive and 481 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:17,160 there's people I know that still watch it now and I know it's coming to an end 482 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:21,640 finally but they're watching it because they feel they have to because they've 483 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:25,560 watched so much of it and I just thought I don't think Game of Thrones would have 484 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:30,040 ever got to that for me but I can see why they might have got itchy feet and 485 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:34,360 we need we need to pack this up I also think that the wages started going a bit 486 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:40,200 nuts and they wanted a lot of money and stuff and yeah it's not fucking friends 487 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:45,880 yeah so I think it just got very expensive very quickly so I imagine the 488 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,920 same will happen with house of dragons because obviously I don't know the 489 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,880 actors in there but I imagine a lot of them are plucked from obscurity and 490 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:57,240 given an opportunity to shine in the limelight so maybe that might happen for 491 00:39:57,240 --> 00:40:00,200 them I don't know there might be really famous people in there haven't looked and 492 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:05,160 it will be overshadowed by Lord of the Rings no I don't think so I don't think 493 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:13,040 so I think I think I think Drogo would kill Balrog no yeah no you're mental no 494 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:19,240 you're mental you're John Snow would kill Gandalf ah yeah he's just a twat with a 495 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:23,720 sword he's got nothing special about him he's literally just got a sword that's 496 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:28,520 it he's not a twat he's got a sword and long luscious hair he's a bastard yeah 497 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:32,240 but he doesn't have anything does he he come back doesn't matter Gandalf's got 498 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:35,760 all I'm not gonna say you see him when he stands up it wouldn't be the night 499 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:39,880 king yes but you see him when he stands up and he screams at Bilbo Bilbo Baggins 500 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:45,520 and the whole fucking room goes dark oh yeah yeah yeah well scary some some old 501 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:49,600 man shouting at a child say his power for that little little little minute you go 502 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,840 fucking hell this guy's a bit nuts he fought that fucking thing I'm pointing at my 503 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:59,680 Balrog Funko pop look at it you shall not pass I do believe I'll give you that 504 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:03,960 the Lord of the Rings I watched that trailer I said that I wouldn't or didn't 505 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:08,080 and I didn't realize it had like it's like Sauron in it before he becomes 506 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,680 Sauron I guess yeah all the people whinging about that by the way but I 507 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,760 look forward to that it locks him with law that's how he is that's what I want 508 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:18,760 to see I want to see why he turned yeah that's how he was because he's the eye 509 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:24,040 any yeah yeah so why is he an eye that's what I want to know yeah well yeah so 510 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:28,480 yeah I will watch that I'll vibe with that so yeah that's that's House of Dragons 511 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:33,320 it's your show you do your thing Rose your show this week so what's the next 512 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:38,680 thing I think it's just what we played just just a heads up 40 minutes in we're 513 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,640 not there in an hour we've decided we can't be bothered to do an hour that's not 514 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:45,280 true not today we've got things we need to do I've got a cleaner car because I 515 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,200 got an MOT tomorrow and I yeah just just busy busy busy it was either that or 516 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,120 didn't put one out and as soon as that happens I feel like it's a slippery 517 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,600 slope want to keep consistent with it as much as you really possible so we're 518 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,160 trooping on the wheels stop turning on this gravy train and we stopped 519 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:03,460 receiving all the fucking money that we're getting for this thanks guys we 520 00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:08,840 cannot have that so we just need to keep pumping out a class s-class content and 521 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:12,280 get it so what we're gonna do is we're now going to talk about what we've played 522 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:18,480 this week and then we're gonna fuck off and I have played a little bit of no man 523 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,880 sky have you actually it's calmed down a bit you still enjoying it yeah love that 524 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,160 it's calmed down a bit I was listening to last week's podcast in the way today 525 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:31,600 we want more powers yeah and listen to it yeah I can't remember where I was going with that 526 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,160 so yeah that was good 527 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:41,680 no I was laughing my head off 528 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:48,200 laughing at our own jokes is mental I have run out of tritium tritium no I was 529 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,600 listening to the I remember now I was listening to it and I remember you well 530 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:55,000 I heard you put it in your in your top three you put it as your top three game 531 00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:02,000 yeah and and when you said it again I forgot and I was like wow yeah yeah wow 532 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:08,360 yeah it still sits there it's very fun I'm I think I've now I've now done the 533 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:13,360 main story I've now done the other little bit of the main story so now my 534 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:22,040 only bit on there is something that I can't do really unless I wanted to I 535 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:27,440 don't know how far you've got but yeah the point is fine the point now Matt 536 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:31,080 will essentially reset I don't want to be yeah you're gonna chuck you out 537 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,960 somewhere yeah yeah I don't know if it still does that have you checked it it 538 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,200 does and I don't want it because you get to pick what galaxy you want to go to 539 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:42,040 you get to choose so you can come out of Euclid which is the one that we're 540 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:46,120 currently in and go to fucking wherever you can still just can you not just 541 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,480 teleport back to your bases still because you can go to a space station 542 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:54,520 teleport so shouldn't matter too much you keep all of that but it it gets rid 543 00:43:54,520 --> 00:44:02,900 of all of your mods I think mods or your mother for like you on your I think it 544 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:07,880 gets rid of it all I think it does it does reset it to a point well with your 545 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,160 ship it's like speech you out somewhere because it spat you so fast destroyed 546 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,880 all your equipment yeah I think it breaks everything so you have to rebuild it 547 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,680 again there's no need for that can you not just change galaxies without doing 548 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:21,040 it I don't know I'd have to a bit but you know yeah yeah without doing it yeah 549 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:25,160 you can move to a point because I've got a base set up on a different galaxy on a 550 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:29,480 paradise planet so you're talking about going to the center of the galaxy 551 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:33,280 mission that's what I speak to you about yeah that was the original ending I 552 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:37,640 thought they changed it no that's the one because it it asked me if I wanted 553 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:41,080 to do that and I went I googled it first because I was like I don't want to make 554 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:44,960 a mistake here so I ruined it for myself and it basically said that yeah you you 555 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:49,360 keep all your shit but it's broken and it's reset I think and I went up because 556 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,680 I then I googled I said is there any benefit to it and people were like if 557 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,600 you're happy in your current galaxy don't bother so I went all right well I 558 00:44:55,600 --> 00:45:00,840 won't fucking bother them so what I'm doing now is I'm on the Facebook groups 559 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:05,600 here and all these bases all these mental farms and shit so I'm trying to 560 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:11,160 go and break them we're gonna go in the mercenary I want to destroy shit your 561 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:16,200 part and I'm hunting down a nest class freighter at the moment I keep finding a 562 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,320 classes I'm just not interested because I've got the money for an s-class how 563 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:24,200 much you got 250 odd million change something like that I've got some serious 564 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,440 and that's not even including the shit that's in my freighter I've just got 565 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:34,400 fucking bucket full of shit that sells for like 10 million here 15 million here 566 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,400 I'm just keeping it just for the sake of it because I can and I love that good 567 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,720 I'm glad you're enjoying it oh yeah I'm very pleased there'll be an update soon 568 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:45,680 but I can't fucking wait but at the moment my main issue is that I've run 569 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:52,120 out of tritonium just mine that from I know but I've got such a big fleet 570 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:56,040 expensive it spends it all so they haven't gone out they haven't gone out 571 00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:00,840 I was a bit pissed off because I got I got a living frigate which I love and 572 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:07,200 then I found another one didn't realize that the cap for your frigates is 30 I 573 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:13,600 thought it was 50 but it's 30 I had 27 at the time paid nine and a half million 574 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:19,240 for this this net this another living frigate didn't rock up on my roster it's 575 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:24,760 gone but the 9 million ain't come back so I took out a couple of C classes and 576 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,920 now I've got 25 now so I've got five to play with and I'm only having fucking s 577 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:34,080 classes he's a pirate but stole your money bro but I'm gonna I am gonna start 578 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,960 blind the fuck out of people at the moment I got PvP turned off so I'm gonna 579 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:42,080 turn it back on this is just one of them games like say just continuously for the 580 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:46,000 rest of your life you just jump in do a bit and yeah yeah yeah fuck around I'm 581 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,040 seeing some really weird ships on the Facebook group that I want to try and 582 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:53,280 find some proper weird weird looking fucking things and there's one ship I 583 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,640 come after I can't remember what it's called but it's tiny it's like it's like 584 00:46:56,640 --> 00:47:01,320 it looks like a little pod looking thing it's nice a hauler but it's tiny and I 585 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:05,480 want it because it looks ridiculous and I like that and I gotta get my squadron 586 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,480 up to four man at the moment it's only free there's loads of shit I've got to 587 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,840 do well there's plenty of time so that's pretty that's what I've been playing 588 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,120 and call the lamb I haven't been playing that much this week because it's for some 589 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:19,560 reason got really fucking hot again so it's just been a bit of me and 590 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:23,640 Steph are involved with watching killing Eve at the moment which is it's a lot of 591 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:29,360 fun to watch that nice so that's that's that's my shit pretty much I've been 592 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:33,520 playing well I haven't been playing that much this week but when I have I've been 593 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:38,480 playing warzone with the boys yeah I'm still enjoying it I'm getting more and 594 00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:42,160 more hyped for modern warfare 2 obviously I've already pre-ordered the 595 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:46,280 vault edition I mentioned this on the first one it was a one-er but also the 596 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:50,880 good the good thing about it now is like I've played I haven't got the latest 597 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,120 core duty I had the black ops one before it and I had the modern warfare one 598 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:58,200 before that and I actually played both campaigns not many people do I loved it 599 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:04,160 but what I think they've done the smart this time is if you pre-order it I think 600 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:08,280 it much be PlayStation for you can play the game early play the game a week 601 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:15,960 early but having said that part if you pre-order it you can also play the 602 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:20,320 campaign a week earlier than that mmm so the campaign will be out before the 603 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:24,120 multiplayer so actually give people people will actually play the campaign 604 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:27,920 for once because they do such genuinely I know people shit will over call 605 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:33,120 jeans is called you and to some some extent I do agree but the campaigns are 606 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,120 they are really really campaigns are good I'll give now they're really good 607 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:41,560 the black ops one even had like choices and decisions to make yeah you know that 608 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:45,680 that sort of stuff they're like they are good games this is the thing they are 609 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:49,560 good it's just I think they take the piss with how big they are they just 610 00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,120 take the yeah they are at the moment but that's all because they didn't expect 611 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,760 warzone to be as big as it was and they built it on the modern warfare engine 612 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,760 and they've tried to incorporate black ops and vanguard which are built from 613 00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:04,480 entirely different engines and different companies and they've tried to 614 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,920 incorporate so you'll play like black ops and you like this is made by Treyarch 615 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,860 the game feels completely different to modern warfare yeah and then they've 616 00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:16,480 put them guns and then perks into warzone so you're playing on modern 617 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,160 warfare engine so it's playing like modern warfare but you're playing with 618 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:22,920 back ops guns everything feels completely different warzone 2 I believe 619 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,520 is you're gonna be its own engine his own thing and they'll incorporate how 620 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,920 and that should make things so it should be better and it's supposed to be a 621 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:35,480 flash in a pan they got lucky in in a roundabout way which is wrong but in a 622 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:38,160 pandemic you know from a business standpoint they released it in a 623 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:42,200 pandemic where everyone was at home yeah warzone just went mental blew up and it 624 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:46,720 kind of got a lot of people through a very tough time so and I don't know man 625 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:50,480 it's just something about it's just very it's very enjoyable still satisfying 626 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:54,640 when you get your kill streak yeah well we got a win the other day and you know 627 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:59,180 Royce he's just there was we were both dead Royce he's just running around like 628 00:49:59,180 --> 00:50:03,160 Rambo thing just just hiding the building bro he's got a bit of luck he's 629 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,920 managed to lay a few people down and then got a bit of lucky and bang we've 630 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:11,400 got dub and we're like we're cheering on the mic 631 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:16,520 it's a buzz it's about Royals fear it gives you a different feeling but yeah 632 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,640 modern warfare 2 I'm really looking forward to and I think that comes out in 633 00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:26,360 October so not too long to wait and the warzone 2 release date has been leaked 634 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,620 to be November the 16th I believe and that's come from one of the leakers I 635 00:50:30,620 --> 00:50:34,800 said Tom Henderson I think it was one of the really good reliable leakers near 636 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,320 the God of War release yeah yeah there well we did mention that me and Clarkie 637 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,760 so but yeah but we got enough time we'll get through that but your God of War is 638 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:46,080 getting plowed through because I don't want spoilers so this is true I just 639 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:50,240 want just before we go I just want to very quickly touch on did you watch that 640 00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:56,240 video I sent in a while ago or not maybe last week of that guy on TikTok that is 641 00:50:56,240 --> 00:51:04,480 he's filming stuff real-time through unreal engine 5 yeah I see that I'm sure 642 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,160 I've seen that before I'm not sure that's 100% accurate I'm sure I've seen 643 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,440 that clip before no he's got like he's got loads on there it's not just that 644 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,480 one singular clip and he gives a breakdown of what it is that he's running 645 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:23,760 it on looks mental it looks scary it's so realistic obviously I'm not very 646 00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,520 technical so the stuff that he says in the description I don't fully 647 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:31,560 understand it but from what I can gather he's he's filming stuff with some form 648 00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:37,040 of camera and then running it through unreal engine 5 so that it's real-time 649 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:44,200 but through the engine so what you're seeing is essentially what what a guy 650 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:48,900 are the capabilities of that engine and it's so fucking realistic and he's 651 00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:53,160 basically he's like going soon enough people are gonna swap over onto unreal 652 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:57,560 engine 5 and this will be what games could potentially look like in the next 653 00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,760 year or two and that is fucking terrifying if they can throw that into a 654 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:06,920 VR sense or get too scary man it's gonna be mental be dangerous I mean 655 00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:10,480 because it is people start confusing real life with ordinary reality they have 656 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:15,980 to be very careful if you haven't if you haven't watched any footage of the 657 00:52:15,980 --> 00:52:22,560 unreal engine 5 in its in its form I beg you go on to YouTube or whatever and 658 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:27,320 find some clips because I've never seen anything like it it looks ridiculous 659 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:31,640 unless you're looking hard you'd swear it's real and I just wanted to touch on 660 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:36,560 that because I think that's very very exciting good point and that's that that 661 00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:40,320 was our little roundup nice one no longer than we plan to go so that's 662 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:47,720 delicious decent it's a decent one yeah very happy I the prince shall return 663 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:52,160 next week with Len dog Len dog will see us out yeah see you later everyone 664 00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:57,160 thanks for listening bye bye