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I'm going to go get some water.

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Hello. Welcome to what's the

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buttons episode eight. We take

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the piss. I've gone in a little

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bit quieter because you keep

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telling me off for being so

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loud at the start. It's perfect.

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Um yeah, my name's Ash. My

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co-host is. Forgot to shut the

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door. Rhys. I'm Rhys Leng Dog.

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I'm going to go get some water.

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There we go. Good boy. Hope

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the sound's better now. Made no

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difference. Yeah. So, yeah,

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welcome to the podcast that

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nobody listens to. Mm hmm. Um

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so, yeah, we just we just run

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riot because no one's listening

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anyway. I'll just say how hot

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it is. It's **** horrible,

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isn't it? For some reason, it

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feels hotter than when it was

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like 40 degrees. Feel **** It's

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like a pink. Yeah. Yeah. He's

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pink. He's like a lobster. I'm

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very pink. Steph was sent her a

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picture. We go, look at this

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**** idiot's done and she was

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like, she weren't impressed at

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all. She's like, no, that's

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ridiculous. Sounds like my

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wife. It's not good. Me being a

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colorblind man. I'm not a sun

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baver. I'm like a vampire. I'd

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I'd rather stay indoors, stay

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away from the sun. But I had

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some downtime. So, I thought

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I'd have it out with the sun.

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Yeah. We go way back. Yeah. Get

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that west down tattoo out and

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**** show it the sun. Yeah. So,

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sat on my chair. Took my top

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off. Rolled my shorts up and

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had it out of it and uh yeah, I

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woke up pink. Trouble is me

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being a colorblind man. I I

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can't tell that. So, when I got

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in and Jim was well shocked to

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see me. She screamed which made

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me laugh. She was like, you're

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**** burnt. You're burnt. I

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was like, am I? And as soon as

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she said that, no later than

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five seconds out, my body

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started hurting. Yeah. Yeah.

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So, it's all in your head

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really, isn't it? Cuz I didn't

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know I was burning till she

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told me. I don't think it's all

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in your head. I text you and I

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said, that's going to **** it

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out in the morning and it was

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one of the first things you

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said to me. It was a little bit

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sore but I'm end up gone with

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it. Yeah, no, it weren't a

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good one. Yeah, I won't be

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doing it again. Although, to

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be fair, the sun's won the

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sun tan. I'm enjoying the tan.

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I'm enjoying the tan. I'll be

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back. I'm I'm enjoying the the

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tan although I have noticed in

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some videos Jim recorded to me

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the other day. I look very old

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now with a sun tan. I think the

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tan tans don't do me no favors

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when it comes to my age. No?

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No. Oh, my crow's feet. Where

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my eyes? They stand out. I

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think that they make me look

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better. I think I've but I but

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I'm I'm a very self-conscious

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man. So, I only have the arms

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and the legs and I'm pasty and

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white underneath. He comes

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bowling out his house to the

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head. What's the buttons HQ?

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Like a dog that's just got out

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of the lake shaking his air.

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Yeah, I just got out of the

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bath. I'm in my own gaff though.

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I can walk around **** freely

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here but outside, there's

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people and it's just where

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where you're sitting right now,

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I got changed once and

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obviously, if you look out of

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that window, you can see

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directly into the neighbors and

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you can see the sun. but yeah,

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when I'm outside, it's just not

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but the sun's it's horrible.

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I'm sick and tired of it and it

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is horrible. It's just it's

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it's making everything seem a

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lot longer this week. It's

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seemed extremely long. Yeah,

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it's it's been a long week. I'll

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give you that. It's been a very

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long week. It's definitely had

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an effect on the old gaming

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situations. Yeah, sometimes the

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heat does this to people. It's

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just it's you know what? I'm I'm

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too hot man. Yeah, especially

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when you whack a headset on.

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I've got this is supposed to

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have like cooling ear features.

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It's got like cooling gel. Yeah,

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on the box. It's got cooling

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gel in the pads. Do your ears

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feel cool? No, I'm sweating.

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Right. So, it's I failed at

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that one then but they

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probably weren't designed for

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Sahara Desert temperatures. No,

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not really. So, there you are.

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It's just a lot. Even the PS

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five sound in a bit. Well, it's

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cool in the front room but it's

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not cool in the back room. It's

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turning me off. It's screaming a

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little bit but we we digress.

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We do. We do. We might need new

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PS five soon. When are they

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going to bring out the pro? You

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want the pro? There's nothing

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to pro though. No, I don't want

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the pro but if my every console

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generation, at least one of them

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die and then you get the pro

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version. That's just how I

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operate. I would want an 8K

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telly before I **** around

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getting a PS five pro. Yeah,

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well, I won't be doing that.

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I'm just going to put my fingers

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all over the the TV screen.

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That's the thing though. If

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they would bring out a pro, it

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would be designed for something

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like 8K like I know obviously

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it's sort of is at the moment

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but you know what I mean? If

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you're going to go any further,

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it is going into the realms of

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an 8K telly. I haven't got

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**** four or five grand to

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spend on a TV if I'm honest.

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Don't don't start messaging me

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going. You can pick him up for

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a grand. They'll be wanked,

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wouldn't they? If you can pick

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them up for that much because I

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know you can. They'll be ****

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going to be like, yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. It's uh it's not worth

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it. It's a long way away from

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me unless you start sponsoring

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us.

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I had a flick through on our

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hosting website. They have a

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sponsorship thing and every

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now and then I'll have a little

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flick through and it basically

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anyone who's looking to sponsor

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a podcast, they list themselves

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on there and you can read

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through and see if it fits

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your fits your podcast. There's

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no point us sitting here

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talking about **** You know what

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I mean? It's not going to hit.

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Have you ever had one? Yeah.

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No, no. I'm not saying that. I

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don't like them but I'm saying

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it doesn't fit the or alright.

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There's no point us talking

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about **** You're joking,

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aren't you? Law

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representation. It's not going

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to fit the podcast. It doesn't

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matter. It doesn't matter. The

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gaming podcast I listen to.

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They they advertise underwear.

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then. I've been skipping them

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all. I mean, I mean, they've

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been popping up and I've been

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going, no, I'll leave them. No,

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I'll leave them. They're

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equivalent of um Uber Eats.

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can't remember what it's called

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sat in undies. This is like

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comfortable underwear. ****

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hell. We might have to level a

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little flick through. So, so

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one of the faulty people that

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listens to this. Yeah, you're

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going to get an advert. Twenty

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of them being out and we're

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going to get faulty pay for it.

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I went I went on the the

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Facebook, one of the Facebook

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um groups that I've been for

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like four podcasters and it's

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just it's just a lot of people

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that are going to be doing blah

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blah blah blah blah and I

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searched monetization just to

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see what the sort of subject

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were and what sort of money

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that people were making and

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blah blah blah and there's

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people sitting there going,

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yeah, I get a thousand

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downloads an episode and I

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make about four pound per

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forever. Yeah, but to be fair,

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we're not doing it for the

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money. We're doing it because

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we enjoy it. Yeah. And if

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you're not enjoying it, it's a

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win win. Yeah, we do it for

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fun until we don't feel like

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it's fun anymore or we start

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making **** loads of cash and

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we have to do it. Yeah, I think

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we're we are we were deciding

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that we might uh dive into the

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realms of of I know Ash before

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streaming Connor just waved at

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me on on uh Discord. I'm going

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to wave back. I didn't. Here

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you go. Wave to him. I don't

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know why I waved to him. It's

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it's live on the podcast.

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Hello. Well done. Yeah. So,

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we've we've kind of set up a

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uh huge announcement.

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Diddling.

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You said me. Yeah. What does

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that? Oh, Connor on Discord.

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I'm so confused. That's called

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me. I don't understand. I'll

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send you a picture of it

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because I can't be asked to

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turn it up. I'm sorry to

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be confused but he's just sent

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me some **** on Discord. Who

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did Connor? Alright. Um huge

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announcement. We're going to

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be doing Twitch at some point

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soon. Don't know when. Maybe a

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maybe a hundredth. Yeah.

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Episode uh celebration. In a

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couple months. But yeah, we've

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kind of semi set it up. It's uh

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what's the buttons? So, yeah,

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get yourself on there. Stick

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it up. We'll see. Who knows

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what we'll be playing? What fun

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times we'll have but at least

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you'll get to see our

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miserable faces.

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What a strange picture of what

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Connor says. Thanks for that.

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It was humorous. I enjoyed it.

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It's a little orangutan saying

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that was stinky. It just caught

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me off guard. So, yeah, we'll

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yeah, we'll we'll we'll play

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some games. Who knows what and

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what time but uh we'll let you

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know at some point. Mm hmm. I

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don't know. It's completely new

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to me whereas Ash isn't I

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wouldn't say veteran. I've done

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a lot of streaming. Yeah. You

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know what you're doing. I used

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to. I used to. Yeah. Only

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nothing. Nothing professional.

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We used to just be through the

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PS4. I've never done it any

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other way. I've never connected

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it to no laptops or computers

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or anything but uh maybe that

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would be something to look at.

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Who knows? Yeah. But we'll see

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how we get on with this for

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now. Can watch me mine some

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copper and uh tritonium and all

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all various other things. Yes,

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this is exactly what what

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I'm talking about. People watch

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fireman simulator that can

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watch me **** mine some

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asteroids in space. You know what

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I mean? This is boring ****

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It's not boring though, is it?

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It's an addictive loop. It's

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fantastic. Collecting resources

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and spending resources and

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then collecting more resources.

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Mm hmm. I was just about to

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sip my coffee but then I

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realized you were sipping your

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coffee and we couldn't both sip

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our coffees together. We might

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need bigger mugs.

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Yeah.

325
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Yeah. So, uh yeah. Alright.

326
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Well, I'll start off with um

327
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So, I asked for a code for

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Colt of the Lamb. I kind of

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threw it in late into the week

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or maybe Tuesday actually with

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the game coming out on

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Thursday. Um I did get a

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response which I was very uh

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very pleased about to be honest

335
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with you. I mean, obviously the

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game came out two days later.

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So, it probably was a bit too

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late to be asking for review

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codes but they never said no.

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They just said it's we're not

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sending them late. Yeah. So,

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that was encouraging. So,

343
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hopefully, we might be able to

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do some game reviews on here in

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the future. Probably smaller

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titles which which is fine.

347
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You gotta start somewhere and

348
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I'm all for the little indies

349
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myself. Yeah. Um but I might

350
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try and get a review on here

351
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for Colt of the Lamb next week

352
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although I did play it yesterday

353
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and I'm not sure what it is.

354
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What is it? There lies the

355
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million dollar question. I

356
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don't understand because you

357
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sent me a picture of of me

358
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eating poo. Yeah. Well, I don't

359
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get it.

360
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It's a tough one. So, it's a

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multi-layered game if you will.

362
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Right. A sadistic animal

363
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crossing. Right. Is one layer

364
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of the game. You know, you

365
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know, you're in settlements but

366
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you know, you're little

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pathways, you you bushes, you

368
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whatever else but instead of

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like, you know, instead of

370
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planting a tree in Animal

371
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Crossing. Yeah. In Colt of the

372
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Lamb. Yeah. You'll dig a hole

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to put dead bodies in. He's

374
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quite sadistic. Right? So,

375
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you're here. What I gotta get

376
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my head around is that when I'm

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recruiting these little

378
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people, they're workers. So,

379
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obviously, I started off naming

380
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them. Right. I put Lang Doggy

381
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Doggy. Yeah, I was the first

382
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one. Yeah. Me number one.

383
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Yeah. Lang Dog. And I named a

384
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couple more after my pals.

385
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Yeah. And

386
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Not long into the game. Still

387
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doing the tutorial thing. Still

388
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learning. It's coming up. Try

389
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doing this. Try doing this. The

390
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next thing that popped up was

391
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sacrifice one of your

392
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friends. He's alive. You live.

393
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I live. That's a spoiler.

394
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Because you was the first.

395
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Thank you. So, you live. I've

396
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made it. And obviously, due to

397
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podcast reasons, I want to see

398
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what you got to. It'd be quite

399
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humorous. Because they have got

400
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their own little things. I'm

401
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already eating **** They go off

402
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and do their own thing. Yeah.

403
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So, yeah, I've I've sacrificed

404
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some people. They have their

405
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own opinions of other members

406
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of the cult. Right. They they

407
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they don't like each other.

408
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Some of them are like, go feed

409
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your poo. No, you was eating

410
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poo because well, no, you

411
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didn't eat poo. I thought I

412
00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:03,940
did. No, you, I gave you a

413
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necklace and you sh** on the

414
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floor. That's what happened.

415
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It's so random. And then I

416
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picked up your poo and now it's

417
00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:11,940
a resource I can either use for

418
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fertilizer or I can make

419
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someone eat it. Right. So, I'm

420
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:18,280
I'm trying to decide whether

421
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it's Clarky or Connor.

422
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I haven't decided who's eating

423
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the **** That's one of us.

424
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Clarky or Connor's gonna have

425
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to eat my **** Now, on top of

426
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:39,200
that, there's layers to it. So,

427
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each follower has perks like

428
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it's all random. All this

429
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,700
stuff's randomized. Yeah, it

430
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:45,160
sounds random. Yeah. And uh

431
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,640
they've all got the different

432
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,240
perks. So, some, so you're you

433
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know, you're in your 30s.

434
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,820
Alright, these people are

435
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worshiping you. So, for

436
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example, you might have a

437
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trait that says minus fifteen

438
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devotion to me when you fall

439
00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:04,280
ill. Right. So, if you by

440
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:06,720
falling ill, that means you're

441
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:09,200
probably eating **** You know

442
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:13,200
what I mean? So, if you can't

443
00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:13,200
get over this concept.

444
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:19,200
I'm in my 30s. What is this?

445
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,200
You're feeding me.

446
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:27,120
Oh, I can't. I can't. I don't

447
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,120
understand what's happening.

448
00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:32,180
You got a furry necklace. I

449
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,720
know you're and you're so

450
00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:35,220
excited. You **** **** on the

451
00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:37,220
floor. **** **** myself. You've

452
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:40,220
got 10% movement speed.

453
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:40,220
Right.

454
00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:43,420
I'm just trying to get in

455
00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:44,420
fast. I just, it's just so you

456
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,780
can do more tasks for me. So,

457
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,680
is there a premise to this? Do

458
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:47,660
you know? It's right. Yeah,

459
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,260
well, I'm trying to get there

460
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,660
but you keep interrupting me

461
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with your hysterical laughter.

462
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:54,660
Carry on. So, yeah, you get

463
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perks. So, each individual

464
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,260
followers got perks, right? So,

465
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you might have minus fifteen

466
00:14:58,340 --> 00:15:02,540
devotion to me for falling

467
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:05,140
ill. Falling ill means you're

468
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:08,140
either real or you're eating

469
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**** So, you know, and there'll

470
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be a lot of perks. I'm just

471
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throwing that out there because

472
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that's all I can remember. If a

473
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follower dies. So, obviously,

474
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when I'm looking through the

475
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followers, I wanted to sacrifice

476
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or sacrifice one that I hadn't

477
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named and he had that perk

478
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which was minus ten or

479
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whatever it was when a follower

480
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dies. I thought if I kill him,

481
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he ain't going to have that

482
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one. Yeah. Yeah. Big brain.

483
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:34,500
Yeah. Yeah. Forever. Yeah.

484
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:35,700
Well, there's all these all

485
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these little layers on top of

486
00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:38,580
layers on top of layers. You

487
00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:41,720
know, in that in that aspect is

488
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:43,020
Animal Crossing but then you've

489
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got the other side. So, you go

490
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,760
out and you're on to missions

491
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in like different zones and

492
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collecting resources every time

493
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:51,200
you go in. It's a random

494
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,700
weapon. It's a random spell.

495
00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:54,300
Mm hmm. Go through. You fight

496
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the boss. You can collect

497
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,500
resources. You go back. You

498
00:15:55,640 --> 00:16:01,540
build. It's a very interesting

499
00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:03,100
gameplay loop and um it's it's

500
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,780
a lot of fun. There's I'm not

501
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:06,180
doing it justice. There's you

502
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,380
don't just feed people **** and

503
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,720
stuff. There's a lot of

504
00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:11,220
things in there. There's a lot

505
00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:12,660
of skill trees like once you've

506
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,060
got enough devotion, you can

507
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,720
unlock like different different

508
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,420
weapons and once you different

509
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,900
cosmetics, there's tarot cards

510
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,400
that change the abilities of

511
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,540
things. So, does it does it

512
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:24,400
play like so in so so someone

513
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:27,100
can visualize it. Is it sort of

514
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:29,840
like the same play style as

515
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:31,400
say uh Animal Crossing or like

516
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:33,580
you know, like how Pokemon is

517
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:35,180
when you like that style of how

518
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,680
it looks when you're playing

519
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:40,660
it. It's it's a weird view.

520
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:43,520
It's like it's kind of just

521
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:45,120
above level and out. Right. It's

522
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,720
it's a very it's it's almost as

523
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,560
if you're peering into like a

524
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,560
a little tabletop. Well, kind

525
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:52,040
of like binding of Isaac. Isaac.

526
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,560
Yeah, but that's that's still

527
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:55,000
top down looking down. I'm

528
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,400
talking like proper. Well,

529
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:57,640
yeah, you sent me a picture,

530
00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:58,680
didn't you? Yeah. So, it's it's

531
00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:00,280
it's I don't know how to

532
00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:01,800
describe it visually. It's very

533
00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:03,440
visually striking. It's very

534
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,880
pretty game. I really like the

535
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:08,460
way you can describe it.

536
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:10,900
Describe the perspective. Yeah.

537
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:12,000
Um but yeah, that that that

538
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,700
part's very easy to describe

539
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:15,300
because essentially it's it's

540
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:18,400
like a demonic animal crossing

541
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:20,000
with lots of lots of lots of

542
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:21,440
moving wheels and cogs and

543
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:22,500
things going on which I haven't

544
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,840
fully discovered yet. I'm I

545
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:24,900
haven't even done a tutorial for

546
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:25,840
like fully. There's loads of

547
00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:28,840
things. You're constantly

548
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:30,320
discovering stuff but um yeah,

549
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,820
that that part of it's you know

550
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:33,320
for anyone that's played

551
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:38,220
the dungeon crawling part is

552
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:39,800
have you have you played any

553
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:42,700
roguelikes before roguelike

554
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:44,200
roguelike? No. So, it's it's

555
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,540
essentially you go into a

556
00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:46,740
dungeon. You get as far as you

557
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,200
can. You kill the boss. You get

558
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,640
loot and then you go back. You

559
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:51,240
know, it's randomly generated.

560
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:52,880
What loops in there? What

561
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,740
weapons you start with. Mm hmm.

562
00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:56,340
If you die, the runs over. It's

563
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,040
just a very I see. I really

564
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:59,420
like roguelikes. They're very

565
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,520
good games. So, it's got that

566
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,520
dungeon crawling aspect. So,

567
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,880
you know, you go in, you get

568
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,920
loot and you get like some

569
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,560
permanent upgrades. You can

570
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:08,820
unlock blueprints for stuff.

571
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,320
You unlock things to make

572
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,760
future runs stronger. You're

573
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,320
also collecting resources. When

574
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:14,560
you die or when you come back

575
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,300
out, do your little farming

576
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:17,800
thing, go back in. Mm hmm. It's

577
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,840
just that that loop. That

578
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,640
obviously that's doing a

579
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,760
disservice because I haven't

580
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,300
put enough time into it yet.

581
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:24,500
Yeah. But um going from others,

582
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,900
other people's reviews, that is

583
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,100
that is the loop but obviously

584
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,440
there's a lot more to be

585
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:30,080
discovered and stuff. Yeah. It

586
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,440
sounds very exciting. I want

587
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,440
to feed Connor. I genuinely

588
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,880
think that might get, I might

589
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,440
pull you off No Man's Sky for

590
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:39,320
20 minutes. I want to feed

591
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,920
Connor **** It's the fact that

592
00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:42,360
I can name everyone. I'll I'll

593
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:44,960
name one of them Martin. Might

594
00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:47,360
I add? It's only twenty quid.

595
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:49,760
Yeah. And it's like 1.3 gig.

596
00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:51,360
Mm hmm. So, it's a download for

597
00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:52,460
you in like thirty-three

598
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:54,460
seconds. Yeah, I'm I am tempted

599
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:56,060
to do that. It's a very very

600
00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:59,440
fun game. I can't wait to play

601
00:18:56,140 --> 00:19:00,800
it again tonight. Yeah. Um so

602
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,740
obviously, I know the reviews

603
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,300
are out but we didn't get a

604
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,800
review code. That was the

605
00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:09,240
funniest preview that you'll

606
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:13,320
ever hear for that type of game

607
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:14,820
that was hilarious. We'll have

608
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,820
to let him know that the

609
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,320
previews are in even though the

610
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,120
reviews are out. Oh, that was

611
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:21,760
funny. I enjoyed that. That was

612
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:23,120
a good 20 minutes. Okay. So,

613
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:24,020
with that out of the way, we're

614
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,720
going to do something

615
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,800
different because I think the

616
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:29,300
news has been a bit slow this

617
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:30,760
week. Mm hmm. We myself and

618
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,800
the other guys have been

619
00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:35,700
playing uh video games of all

620
00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:37,340
time starting with number three

621
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,700
and as I've done my call to the

622
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,700
land preview, I think it's only

623
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:42,280
fair that you go first for

624
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:43,180
number three. Mm hmm. You

625
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,680
should have already had your

626
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,720
hat whirling on for this. Yeah,

627
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:46,540
I know. And if you're thinking,

628
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,520
we need your thoughts as you're

629
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,880
thinking because it can't be

630
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:50,320
dead silence, mate. Yeah, no,

631
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,880
it can't be. See, I was going

632
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:52,920
to, I was going to maybe throw

633
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,960
something like World of Warcraft

634
00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:55,620
on there but I think that's

635
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:57,220
more of an addiction rather

636
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,720
than rather than it just being

637
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:03,260
a bit of a

638
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:04,620
I suppose because I think a

639
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:07,160
couple of pod episodes before I

640
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:11,120
said that the last of us was my

641
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:13,160
all time number one and I think

642
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,500
I could be I I don't know. Did

643
00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:15,600
you jump the gun is what you're

644
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,140
trying to say? Maybe. Well,

645
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:18,360
let's start number three and see

646
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:22,340
where you end up. Number three.

647
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:23,840
Number three. I I genuinely I

648
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:30,520
think number three would be I

649
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:32,280
think no man's sky. Wow. I do

650
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:33,880
think no man's sky. That's

651
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,220
crazy. It's mental. That's

652
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,260
crazy. What of all the games

653
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,420
you've ever played in your

654
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,760
life? I think so. Yeah. Yeah.

655
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,560
Yeah. And I think it's the is

656
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:42,760
it not recent? It's sound very

657
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:45,260
recent. No, no, no, no, no, no.

658
00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:45,260
I think it's the genuine

659
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:51,640
We said it on the last episode.

660
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:53,100
I haven't got to play it. I

661
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,600
haven't got to play it. I'm

662
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:58,880
playing it because I want to

663
00:20:55,680 --> 00:21:00,880
play it and it it's just it's

664
00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:04,620
just **** fun, man. It's it's

665
00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:06,980
just simple **** and yeah, I

666
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,480
think there's so many different

667
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,980
things that you can do in this

668
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:12,660
game that I have no idea how to

669
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:14,720
do or or just haven't seen yet

670
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:17,560
and the fact that you get to

671
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:19,060
set yourself your own goals to

672
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:20,660
pretty much do whatever you

673
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:22,100
want in that sense of almost

674
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:25,520
everything. I've got my own

675
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,160
encampment and sort in like

676
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:29,300
resolving issues and building

677
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:30,860
new **** there and getting them

678
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:32,060
out of debt and **** defending

679
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:33,560
them and making loads of money

680
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:35,100
and then my freighters and

681
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,940
**** like I just recently got

682
00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:38,040
the got the the living

683
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,840
starship and then yesterday I

684
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:41,540
got a living frigate for my

685
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:43,840
freighter. That type of ****

686
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:45,820
it's just it's just good. I

687
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:48,520
like it and it I haven't got

688
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:50,020
bored yet. I can I can feel

689
00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:51,580
myself not slipping away from

690
00:21:51,580 --> 00:21:55,560
it because I think I've sunk a

691
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:57,060
lot of time into doing the

692
00:21:55,620 --> 00:22:00,400
building blocks of it. You'll

693
00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:01,500
be you'll be remissed. I think

694
00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:03,000
it's a right word to know that

695
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:05,000
there's an update coming very

696
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:06,800
soon. Yeah, because Sean Murray,

697
00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:08,900
the creator whenever there's an

698
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:12,540
update coming, he always posts

699
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:15,440
an emoji and the last one, the

700
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,780
emoji was I can't remember but

701
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,140
this time it's praying hands and

702
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,740
then everyone's like, what is

703
00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:20,940
it? Is it religion coming to

704
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,340
you? I'm like, I'm like, the

705
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:24,840
freighter one just was so even

706
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,800
if you get, this is what always

707
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:27,040
happens to me. This is what I

708
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,880
always go back because I get

709
00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:30,500
the same, the same position as

710
00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:31,380
you. Alright, alright. That was

711
00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:32,040
great. I had a great time.

712
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,480
Fantastic game. I've had enough

713
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,920
for a little while and there's

714
00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:36,280
a new update. Oh, what's this?

715
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:40,220
Bang, straight back in. Yeah.

716
00:22:36,340 --> 00:22:41,880
Yeah, I'm just I'm I'm **** I'm

717
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:44,160
I'm so invested in it and I

718
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,760
think it's been so long since I

719
00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:47,660
had a game genuinely like that.

720
00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:49,160
The last game that that where I

721
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,400
Whereas World of Warcraft as an adult was

722
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:58,160
Corrupting because it would take up all of your time and just wasn't fun

723
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,540
I was doing it because I felt like I had to because it was another job

724
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,040
this on the other hand

725
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,360
it's

726
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:10,880
It's just fun. You know, I mean, it's not it's not harming anyone. I'm not hurting anyone by playing it

727
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:16,040
I don't feel like it's taking me away from I've played it a lot. I'm gonna be wrong, but I don't feel like I'm I'm

728
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,040
I'm

729
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:22,360
So difficult to explain it deserves the number three spot 100% and

730
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:28,000
It's your fault for fucking introducing me to it. I love it. I love it. I'm glad you're happy with it

731
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,560
Yeah, that's that's that's why

732
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,600
it's a game that

733
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,760
deserves to be in the top three but I

734
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:43,880
Don't need to give fucking justification. Why it's my top three. I've given you a little bit. That's it. It's in there

735
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,800
I don't know what two and one is yet. I haven't thought of that but you can give us a number three now

736
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,640
Take the focus off me for a minute. I was thinking why you were doing it and

737
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,320
Well, I was in my head laughing at you

738
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,240
struggling to come to terms or

739
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:01,420
Grasp a game out of thin air then come the sudden realization, you know

740
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:06,160
Do not have I do you know don't get me wrong. I could put millions of games in this list

741
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,880
So this will never be a comprehensive list. This is right now in my mind

742
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:14,520
Mmm, what if I just had to pick them off the top of my head? Yeah come to your head

743
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:18,080
Give us your fucking top three games or was I'm gonna make you eat this shit

744
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:23,160
Yeah, no, call it the Vader by the way, that's what I called it. Call it the Vader Vader

745
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,160
Like it like it

746
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,040
Just very quickly. Did you like Conor's lightsaber? I

747
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,120
Mean, is that an innuendo or the video he sent? No the actual

748
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,960
That sounds like an innuendo in yourself

749
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:46,160
Connor bought a lightsaber. I was so cool. I to be fair. I showed Jim and she was she was like what?

750
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,280
Yes, I was where did he get that from? Very cool. Yeah

751
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:54,200
I need to know Connor. Let me know where you get that got that from because

752
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,960
You know Christmas is a common. Yeah, rather than us just ask it in the group chat that we're in

753
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:06,960
You'll have to wait. You have to listen to 26 minutes of this podcast. Oh, he's listening. He loves it. He loves it.

754
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:11,920
It's a very cool lightsaber. I just wanted to throw that one in there quickly. I respect that it's red as well. Yeah

755
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:21,800
Okay, so can we do top four? Why are we doing top four? No, no top three. You just said we can't sit here in silence

756
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,520
No, I know. I know. I know. I know but there's

757
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:30,280
All right, well, but I can't ever get it in order then because it's just gonna be me just trying not to feel silent

758
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,280
So I'm just saying random words while my brain's trying to tell me what I'm thinking

759
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,320
If you say something like FIFA or any Call of Duty

760
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:43,320
Anything like that, it's not valid at all. There'll be different lists. They're like different games. They're bargain bucket lists, isn't they?

761
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:47,320
Yeah, if you had your own bargain bucket, what would you boot it?

762
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,320
But I want I want your number three

763
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,520
My

764
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,520
My

765
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,520
Number

766
00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:03,320
This is ridiculous. Why have we come up with this? I feel so disrespectful to the games I haven't picked

767
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:08,240
I sort of know my number two and my number one. Yeah, so I've got four. That's my problem. Well

768
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:12,040
What do you mean you got four? Just get rid of one of them. What would be number four?

769
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,160
I don't know. It's between two of them

770
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,280
All right, I have the four then to save everyone

771
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,960
All right, so number four, which I can't choose between them

772
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:30,040
We're bang number four and three together. They're on the same rankings. All right. Yeah, so Mass Effect 2

773
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,360
Never played it. You never played Mass Effect? No

774
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:42,040
You've never played Mass Effect? I nearly bought the trilogy yesterday because it was like a couple of bits. You've never played Mass Effect?

775
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,960
I don't know what it is. I was tempted because I knew this would be the reaction

776
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:50,680
I knew if I text you yesterday and said I might buy Mass Effect because I never played it you'd kick off

777
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:52,920
I

778
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,320
Think it's like 20 quid for the trilogy. I am

779
00:26:56,040 --> 00:27:00,680
To be fair, it's free on game pass. Is it free on game pass? It might be on game pass pc

780
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:08,440
Oh, should I have a look while you tell us why that's your number four? So whatever number one is

781
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:14,600
A bit I played it again recently. It's it's not aged greatly. It's a bit different

782
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,600
It's good, but I don't like that

783
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,760
No, it's it's

784
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:23,240
The story and the gameplay is fine. Yeah, but visually it's not it's not the prettiest

785
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,520
Yeah, it's not that it's not the prettiest but the way I see it

786
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,520
You can you can just quickly beeline the main story in Mass Effect 1 it don't take long

787
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,640
And then you can get onto the meat and gravy of Mass Effect 2 and 3

788
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:38,440
But at the time Mass Effect 1 was phenomenal, but going back is kind of tarnished my opinion of it a little bit

789
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,440
Okay, but Mass Effect 2

790
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:44,440
Well, I'm not going to go too far into it now because you're going to play it but Mass Effect 2

791
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,440
Yeah, well, this is you know, I've kind of screwed over the

792
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,840
The third and fourth thing so, you know, I don't spend too much time on it. Yeah

793
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:57,800
Mass Effect 2 has just got a phenomenal story. Probably the best in the trilogy

794
00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:06,040
The decisions the outcomes the the branching paths the characters just the ship the oh my god the everything

795
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,560
There's five of them

796
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,800
There's three well four of them. I'm looking at five here. No, that's it

797
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:15,160
That's there would be the old trilogy probably and then the remastered trilogy or whatever it's called and then andromeda. Yeah

798
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,760
Yeah, okay, Mass Effect fans don't talk about andromeda

799
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:24,600
Was that a really bad one? No, it's just the latest one and it was EA and it all went a bit ski with and I

800
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:28,520
Don't know. It's actually not that bad and I've tried playing it again on the ps5

801
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,120
But it's locked at 30 fps and it's locked at 30 fps

802
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:37,960
And they can't yeah, I can't play it. It's snobby of me, but I can't go back to that no more

803
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:43,480
We're not in a day and age where 30 fps is acceptable if they make that if they ever upscale that 60 fps

804
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:49,000
Bang on i'm bang on it because I actually think it's really fun. Okay. Um, so yeah, that's number three

805
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,720
Also number three is

806
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,120
Metal Gear Solid 1

807
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,120
Which you've obviously never played either of you. No, okay. Not an xbox guy

808
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:03,160
Well, it was on playstation. Oh, i'm thinking of gears of war. Yeah

809
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,960
Metal Gear Solid 1

810
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:11,240
Um reminds me of simple time when I was a young lad and my life consisted of going to school coming home

811
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:17,320
Uh watching robot wars and the simpsons and asking my mom if I could play the playstation. And that was uh

812
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,760
There's a game I played there's a funny story behind Metal Gear Solid 1

813
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,680
Is because back in the day when I was a kid I was playing the game

814
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:31,400
Metal Gear Solid 1 is because back in the day when I was a young whipper snapper years ago many many years ago

815
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,640
my stepdad

816
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:38,520
Basically my dad rip. He um, he used to work. I don't know where he worked actually

817
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,120
But he used to bring me home like old magazines. Yeah, like computer games

818
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:48,600
And they had demo discs on them. So he'd bring me back demo discs. Everyone remember demo discs

819
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,680
Yeah, well, I'd like to think so do you yeah?

820
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:56,680
Yeah, I remember demo discs. So I put them on and one of the games on there was Metal Gear Solid 1 and I played that demo

821
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:04,760
An ungodly amount of time and it only went up to a certain point. Yep, and then obviously it stopped but I played up to that point

822
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,640
Uh, honestly, I don't know how many times

823
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:14,760
The problem is when you're a young boy and you don't have no money. Yeah, that is a problem when you're younger and

824
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,560
I really wanted to know what happened when you crawled through that air duct

825
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:24,760
Right, that's where the demo ended. So I was like what what happens in there? What's the crack?

826
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:30,280
You know, am I ever gonna find out I haven't got the internet to find out when the game's coming out

827
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,040
I don't know how I found out. But anyway, long story short

828
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,920
I had a pal

829
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,300
He knew someone that chipped playstations

830
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:48,120
Now this was normal back in the day having a chipped playstation 1 as far as I was aware was a normal thing

831
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:53,240
So I begged my mom to get my playstation chipped and she did

832
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,760
And I got to play all these like copied games

833
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:02,360
Uh, I don't know if they're really less quality or visually worse. I don't actually know I was a kid

834
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,360
You don't really pay much attention

835
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,160
Yeah, you just get on with it like you ain't fussy are you?

836
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:12,760
So low and behold i'm like, please I want Metal Gear Solid 1. That's the only game I want please please please

837
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,880
You get me Metal Gear Solid 1

838
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,640
and um

839
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,640
There it is. It's available. It's

840
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:25,960
It's everything i've ever wanted. This is gonna go on for a bit because his story is quite long. You crack on lad. There's

841
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,720
You get to uh, you get to a certain bit where

842
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,280
He's Hideo Kojima

843
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:37,160
He's a you know, Hideo Kojima is the really fucking weird one that does all the weird shit, isn't he?

844
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:44,200
Yeah, he's just like the pinnacle of gaming. I know he's a god. Mastermind. I love him. Hero. Love you Hideo. He

845
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:48,760
He he likes trying to break the third wall in games, you know

846
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:56,140
So there's a part where you're where you're trying to find somebody and you've got a little codec thing and you can enter different frequencies

847
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,000
to speak to this person and

848
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,040
You can't really go any further because you have to speak to this person for this door to unlock

849
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,880
And I was like how the hell am I supposed to find out the code?

850
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:13,720
They then they call for and it's like it's on the back of the case. Hmm the game case

851
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,680
I was on the game case. It's a copied game

852
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,200
What a twist

853
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:29,640
What a horrible thing to do. That's one way to get around piracy. It's it's on the game case. It was on the game case

854
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:35,080
So that's that that was that was destroyed. That is amazing

855
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,440
Amazing. I wish I could have seen your little face

856
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,720
I don't know. It's all right because after a while

857
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:46,040
Yeah, I was like, I don't know what to do. So I kept turning it off trying again turn it off after a while

858
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,360
If you leave it on long enough, they will just do it

859
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:52,120
Oh just in case you don't work out because they don't specifically say it's on the game case

860
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,560
They'd say it's on the case snake or whatever they say and you're supposed to go

861
00:32:55,880 --> 00:33:01,960
And then in one of the pictures showing the game, it's got the him talking to her. It's very smart. So they they did that

862
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:07,800
And uh, yeah, I was like well, that's that's that's very cool. Uh, but don't worry about it

863
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:12,120
I don't think I found that out till a long time after because obviously after a while they just opened the door for you

864
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,600
Anyway, I got through that part

865
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,720
carried on

866
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:21,080
Cracking on with the game, but then once again, they break the third wall again. You're fighting a guy called psycho mantis

867
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:25,000
All right. He's got a gas mask on he's a psychic. He's like flying about

868
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:31,240
When you try to fight him, he literally just dodges every every move you do and you can't do nothing

869
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:37,400
And at one point in that fight the screen goes completely black and at the top it just says hideo

870
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:43,160
I don't know that hideo kajima makes that game. I'm a child. I don't I don't know what that means

871
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,160
Right, it means nothing to me

872
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,520
So i'm just thinking I don't know what that means. What that actually means is

873
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,400
I don't know how you're supposed to find this out. I really don't especially know about the internet

874
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:59,400
What that means is that's your time to unplug your controller from controller port one and put in controller port two

875
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,280
Because if you do that psycho mantis can't read your mind

876
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,920
But you don't yeah, but that's your break in the fight to change things

877
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:11,400
But but how do they how do you know that as a player you don't you don't this is what I mean

878
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,880
I think he might drop hints with I can read your mind. I can see everything you're gonna do

879
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:21,000
I can read your mind through port one the very clever thing. This is playstation 1. Yeah, this is probably like

880
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:24,280
1998 99 you don't get this type of shit anymore

881
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,720
in playstation 1 days if you played

882
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:33,080
FIFA pro evolution soccer. I don't know what games were out there and like madden. I don't know

883
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,040
But if you had like fifa saved on your memory card

884
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,160
It started for me. I see like football

885
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:44,440
Yeah, it would do that. It was nuts. That's mental. I like that and like depends

886
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:48,680
There's so many games you like comment on yeah, and he'd also say I can move

887
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:53,720
Your I can move your controller with my mind is I put your control on the floor you put control on the floor

888
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:58,520
On the floor. Yeah, it makes it vibrate across the floor. I like honestly is a genius bro

889
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,760
I like that so I don't know how I found out to put my control in control abort 2

890
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:07,400
But I did it must have been at school. I honestly can't remember but anyway, I got past that hurdle

891
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,920
In the final hurdle that finally destroyed it for me

892
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:12,760
was

893
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,880
I

894
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,880
I think you kill sniper wolf

895
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,920
And then you go for a door and it goes

896
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,920
Please enter disc two

897
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:33,400
I didn't have this too. I forget that some games did have more than one melgus. I had three discs, I think

898
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,640
But I thought if it was if it was pirated, I thought it would all be there

899
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:42,520
No, he didn't have the part the people that are part of these games probably don't know he's just gone

900
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:47,320
Oh, my boy wants metal gets solid one. He's going here. He's metal. So one they don't know his multiple discs there

901
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:52,040
Whatever. Yeah, so did you ever complete it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I did. I got I ended up getting a full game

902
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:56,600
I did it but it was not it weren't like it was just it was all I could do. It was the end of that

903
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,560
So I had to just keep replaying it. But yeah, what a little heartbreak

904
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:06,520
Um, but yeah, that just reminds me of good times this joyous occasion in my life, but that's so clever genius

905
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:12,200
Why don't they do that type of shit anymore? He does that's why he's so highly renowned. Oh, he still does that. He's a genius

906
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,480
Death stranding. Yeah, that's him

907
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:20,200
Weirdest fucking game ever. I haven't played it, but I just know that it's meant to be really fucking weird

908
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:25,560
No one really knows what's going on. Yeah, it's very weird not for everyone. But once again, he's trying different things

909
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:30,840
He's always done that the stealth genre exists because of Hideo Kojima. Mm-hmm pretty much

910
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:35,480
So that's very exciting. I i'm a massive fan of shit like that

911
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:43,080
Yeah massive he was honestly a genius pioneer of the industry. Yeah, so yeah, that's that's my number four and three I guess but yeah

912
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,400
There you go

913
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,760
Well, we're going to be a solid one. But yeah, shout out mass effect special

914
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,560
Honorable mention. I wonder how that works

915
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:56,600
Now if you played it on a pc or something like swapping the the controllers over and all that shit, I'd imagine they've just

916
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,720
Got rid of it. No, I imagine you know, it's still there

917
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:04,360
I imagine it would just be a case of clicking something where you're like, yeah, but now press this button

918
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,560
Yeah, not fucking now delete the game and reinstall it on a different level

919
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,760
It's changed you watch it on youtube bro. I'll send you some links. That's very clever

920
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:15,960
I like that especially the reading that reading your fucking memory stick. Oh, I see you watch porn hub a lot

921
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:23,080
It ain't like that bro, come on now he's a playstation 1 memory card, baby like

922
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,480
Yeah

923
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:31,240
At the time as a young lad i'm spooky i'm spooked. I'm like how how does it know I do like football

924
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:36,600
Yeah, he also he also comments on like your game performance in milky as well as I see you save a lot

925
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:43,720
Yeah, I see you died 36 times. You know, he's very he's very smart. That's very like I'm anis very very cool man

926
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:46,760
Honestly, yeah, i'll send you some youtube links for that later. Yeah

927
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,880
Stop stalling. What's your number two?

928
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,400
I'm trying to think like outside the box

929
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:01,960
Away from when we did a list the other time because I feel like it's a pointless venture

930
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:07,080
If I just list off ratchet and clank and the last of us, so i'm trying to think of something else

931
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,560
That would really fall into that

932
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,880
Your games are your games mate assassins creed two

933
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,080
Is number two

934
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,600
The mic

935
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:27,000
I love it. I love it. I don't know what to say about that. No, you you do you bro massive inspiration for for um

936
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:34,680
Um for the tattoos on my body is assassins creed. I very much like when I was a kid playing that I never played

937
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,680
assassins creed like the first one what I joined on assassins creed 2

938
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,320
So I never did the outlier

939
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,720
storyline type stuff so

940
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:49,800
Xeo was was my first interaction with assassins creed. I was fucking obsessed with it when I when it first come out

941
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,040
I loved it. I thought

942
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,000
that

943
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
it it was just

944
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:59,320
Everything the perfect assassin type stuff. It made you feel cool playing it

945
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:05,400
I was I was very involved with it running around rome and fucking fucking stabbing people in the neck with your hidden blade all that type of shit

946
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,480
and

947
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,680
The the music and just the way that it played

948
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,320
I don't know how to put it into words with how much if you if you know me

949
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,240
then

950
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:22,360
You'll know that I was very obsessed with assassins creed. Like I say, i've got xeo tattooed on me

951
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,480
I've got jacob fryer tattooed on me. I've got the black flag fucking symbol

952
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,320
There's assassins creed on me still didn't get me into the movie for free though

953
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:34,200
You know, I mean these hundreds of pounds of artwork that's on my arms people see these on a daily

954
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:39,240
Didn't get me in that shitty movie for free. I still have to pay full price for that waste of time

955
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,440
Pathetic movie was shit. Don't ever watch that terrible

956
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,440
uh

957
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,600
The entire assassins creed genre, I think is incredible

958
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,160
apart from the last

959
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:58,360
couple of ones valhalla and fucking origins and I think they they're on to something different now, but the ones before that

960
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,520
uh, I just

961
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:08,520
I think yeah, I think the the the the story behind them with the animus and it's you you're going back in time to different

962
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,200
worlds and

963
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,480
the

964
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,080
historical events

965
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,080
uh with uh, like

966
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:20,440
Leonardo da vinci and and all the stuff like that you learn shit from it. I know it's not 100 accurate

967
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:24,120
But it didn't really fucking make a kite and then send an assassin flying around rome

968
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,840
You know what? I mean like collecting feathers and shit that didn't happen

969
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,160
but they they still took inspiration from that and

970
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,520
I think at its at its peak it was very

971
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:40,120
Everyone was playing assassin's creed. You know, I mean, did you ever play it? Was it your cup of tea?

972
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,600
Really? I played I was super excited for the first one

973
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,320
I remember watching the it was still early on in the youtube life cycle

974
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,800
The trailer for assassin's creed one. I watched it

975
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:58,520
Just continuously. Yeah, it was probably about 18. I was just obsessed with it. And then when it came out, I thought yeah

976
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:05,800
I like it. It was good. I believe I played the second one. But to me they were just throwaway stories

977
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,960
I wasn't really interested. I didn't really appreciate them

978
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:13,480
um, but it all depends on the settings for me and I

979
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:19,320
And I I was shot on the other side of the fence. I know valhalla's not very popular

980
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,800
But me being a huge viking fan that really that really um

981
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,880
That really sold it to me and the uh an odyssey as well

982
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:32,600
I've always been well, I used to know a lot about greek mythology not so much no more kind of

983
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:38,220
dissipated from my brain because I haven't used that knowledge, but I was a huge fan of greek mythology

984
00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:44,780
But the common argument for them is they shouldn't be assassin's creed. No, it should be branded as something and I agree so

985
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:50,460
Essentially, they're good games, but they're not assassins. Yeah, they should be other games. So do I like assassin's creed?

986
00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:54,620
Yes, but not I wouldn't get really excited about a new one

987
00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:59,980
But I like the new ones but they shouldn't be assassin's creed because I don't like the animus

988
00:41:59,980 --> 00:42:04,460
I don't like all that stuff. Yeah, I just like the historic and the mythical beast. I like the

989
00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:09,340
I like the I like the the witcher side of it. You know, I like that. That's cool

990
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:15,100
But you can't have that in in a historically accurate world. I think they're trying to merge too many things together

991
00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:20,940
I I just think that the like you just say if you're not invested in the story, you're not invested. I was I

992
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:25,900
I cared for the for the the characters in it and

993
00:42:26,940 --> 00:42:32,380
It's I say assassin's creed too because obviously I have to pick one but I like them all

994
00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:39,820
They're they're all very good, especially revelations when etzio becomes a little old man. He dies in that chair. He's all crusty. It's it

995
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:43,500
Yeah, it's just very um

996
00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:48,380
Like you I watched the trailers non-fucking stop. I've never found it

997
00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:54,300
But it was a it was like a mashup of the assassin's creed 2 trailer and the assassin's creed unity trailer

998
00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:59,260
Someone had sort of mashed them together and put imagine dragons

999
00:42:59,260 --> 00:43:05,520
Uh radioactive as the song in the background and I remember first seeing I was like, this is the shit like this

1000
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,480
This fuck it. This is mental and

1001
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,200
just watching

1002
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:17,760
The the scenes of assassin's creed made me so hyped to play it. So it sits very firmly on my

1003
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:23,280
Fucking hell something in my throat. It sits very firmly on that on that top two place

1004
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,760
And it is also taking inspiration from my number one spot

1005
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:28,640
spot

1006
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:34,320
Congratulations, which we'll get to after you've taken your number two spot. Okay. Well, I'd say it's a good choice for number two

1007
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,280
But I don't particularly care for it, but i'm glad you do

1008
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,400
Fucking hell number two

1009
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,760
Probably not particularly surprising to many

1010
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,000
god of war

1011
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,600
Yeah, i'm not gonna argue am I but I have different reasons to many I suppose

1012
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:55,680
Yeah, my reasons for god of war being so high is because

1013
00:43:55,680 --> 00:44:00,080
It reminds me very much of the man that I considered to be my father

1014
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,880
growing up young

1015
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:09,280
He's not with us anymore rip, but he was uh, he was a strong man

1016
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:16,240
He never showed emotions. You never you know boy. Yeah, he would never say I love you

1017
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,720
You would never show like he cared

1018
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:25,200
But but you know, but I didn't really I didn't and and as silly as it sounds

1019
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,760
And I know it is silly playing that game made me

1020
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:34,560
See the similarities between the two because of course he cares of course kratos cares for a choice. Yeah. Yeah, but

1021
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,280
You know it was

1022
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:41,760
He well, he was just very similar. Yeah, the main goal is to not show that no

1023
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,080
He was a very strong man and he and he yeah

1024
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,640
He just I don't know what was going on in his head

1025
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,600
But he never he never showed that he cared for me but looking back

1026
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,880
I know he really did and I wasn't yeah, I say I wasn't even his son

1027
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:59,440
So his mental how much he did care for me, but you know, I won't go too far into that. But yeah the similarities I suppose

1028
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,080
Is what done it for me?

1029
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:03,440
It was

1030
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:08,000
I was on emotional strings through the whole thing for that because I've never had a game

1031
00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:14,400
Resonate with me like that before and I spoke to corey. I managed to get a message to him

1032
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,880
um

1033
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:23,760
And and yeah, he he he sent me a really long message back saying how much he appreciated and understood and how nice it is

1034
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:29,280
That he can they they can touch people's lives in a positive way and that's what games are for, you know, and that is true

1035
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,880
uh, so yeah, i'm i'm always thankful for that game the

1036
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,680
the taking of the ashes to

1037
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,680
um the top of the mountain I kind of did the same in terms of

1038
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,320
He used to jump off a pier

1039
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:46,640
At the end of a pier and swim back to the shore when he was younger and he always used to go there

1040
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:52,400
And he and I went to the end of that pier with his sisters and they let me throw his ashes off

1041
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:57,440
Even though they are blood relation. I have no relation, but that just shows how much he cared for me

1042
00:45:58,240 --> 00:45:59,680
as um

1043
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:04,320
As you know steps on so so to speak so I you know, I kind of had that small journey

1044
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,960
obviously, I wasn't I wasn't batting valkyries and

1045
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:14,320
Going through the nine realms chased by gods, but I drove to the seaside and threw him off the off the pier

1046
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,320
So, you know take the take the uh

1047
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:22,080
Yeah, the parallels there from as you will but uh, yeah

1048
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:26,480
No, that's that's the main reason obviously the game's fantastic in itself. And once again

1049
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,500
Is is dripping in norse mythology?

1050
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,640
And i'm and I love vikings and i love vikings and that's the same

1051
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:39,680
Same stuff and yeah, yeah, obviously we can't wait for ragnarok, but that's my reason for

1052
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:44,160
It's short and sweet, but that's my reason for god of war and that's why it will always stay with me

1053
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:48,400
This man loves god of war so much that if he takes his hat off, he looks like kratos

1054
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:56,720
Minus minus obviously the massive muscles and kratos is his tattoos i'm getting there you get in there but

1055
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:02,000
He shaved his head and has a big bushy beard. It's very very similar. It's very cool

1056
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,080
I think kratos looks like me actually

1057
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,760
right

1058
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:09,520
I think he got that comparison. He based his whole look. Yeah. Yeah

1059
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,200
I'm definitely not a

1060
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:19,520
I'm a traitor if he had a couple of mackeys before he fucking went to the seventh round

1061
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,440
No, that's cool. Uh, yeah

1062
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,040
if

1063
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:29,680
If I hadn't been assassin's creed then yeah god of war would have sat for me and they really

1064
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,680
Really? Out of all the games we play just picking free is fucking

1065
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:39,200
You know what I mean? It just depends what they catch them and all I know is that game will always be up there somewhere

1066
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:44,160
Massively and you know, I know it's an easy pick but my reasons are different and i would have been

1067
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:49,840
It would have been against what I should have done if I didn't pick it. So I had to put it in there. Yeah

1068
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:51,440
That's cool

1069
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:52,480
so

1070
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,800
My number one. Oh, yeah number one

1071
00:47:54,800 --> 00:48:00,960
One, my number one. Prince of persia sands of time. You're joking prince of persia

1072
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:06,160
Sands of time. You've been serious now. It's been a very long time since I played prince of persia

1073
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:11,680
So I can't remember I can remember the ones after it. I can't remember the names of them

1074
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:15,280
So I won't pretend that they're the number ones because I can't actually remember them

1075
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,280
But prince of persia sands of time is the

1076
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,260
Is the game that spawned?

1077
00:48:20,260 --> 00:48:25,780
The gaming for me was one of the very first games I played sands of time that and ratchet and clank

1078
00:48:26,100 --> 00:48:30,740
They both hold a very very fucking my childhood was built around both of them

1079
00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:36,420
And I played prince of persia a lot with my mom of all people went on sands of time

1080
00:48:36,420 --> 00:48:38,020
I don't know if you've ever played it

1081
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:44,980
There's a point where you have to walk through you're in a room and there's like a hundred different doorways like a coliseum

1082
00:48:45,620 --> 00:48:47,940
And you have to run through them in a certain pattern

1083
00:48:47,940 --> 00:48:54,180
And my little brain couldn't fucking figure it out and I had my mom with me and she was like give me the controller dickhead

1084
00:48:54,740 --> 00:48:56,260
I'll do it

1085
00:48:56,260 --> 00:49:01,940
And and yeah, I fell asleep and then I woke up and she's sitting there with fucking legos. She'd mapped out the

1086
00:49:02,660 --> 00:49:04,660
Coliseum with legos

1087
00:49:04,660 --> 00:49:07,140
And fucking yeah to figure out how to do it

1088
00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:09,300
And um

1089
00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:11,300
And yeah, she did it and then basically just give me back

1090
00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:15,460
Well, I say she give me back the controller I had to beg her because she really got into it as well

1091
00:49:15,460 --> 00:49:18,500
but I I just loved prince of persia man, it was

1092
00:49:19,140 --> 00:49:21,540
It was such a fun game and

1093
00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:25,540
Obviously assassins creed takes a lot of inspiration from that

1094
00:49:26,340 --> 00:49:29,780
And I think that's why they never did sort of like a remake

1095
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:36,900
remaster whatever or just carried on with the assassin with the um prince of persia genre because they had assassins creed that was their

1096
00:49:37,620 --> 00:49:39,940
that that was their spawn from that and

1097
00:49:40,820 --> 00:49:42,820
I think yeah, it's just

1098
00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:48,900
It it's not a great game if I went back to it now, I'd probably go. Yeah, this is this game's actually shit

1099
00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:53,380
But at the time when I first started playing it

1100
00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:58,980
It was everything to me because it got me into gaming 100%

1101
00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:06,500
And I just wish that I could go back and play it but that sits firmly around the the number one spot areas

1102
00:50:07,060 --> 00:50:09,060
Amongst all the other number ones that I have

1103
00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:12,180
That's my number one

1104
00:50:12,180 --> 00:50:17,220
Number one good for you. Bloody bloody blah. No, let's listen to your shitty number one. Which are three world hunt

1105
00:50:19,140 --> 00:50:24,340
Navigate as dean finished it. Hold on a second. Yes. Yes, you haven't played any of my

1106
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:30,100
You haven't i've named four games and you haven't played any of them god of war. I don't know. I suppose

1107
00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:32,900
uh witcher three

1108
00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:38,180
Don't know why it's all right just is yeah. No, um, I played which two

1109
00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:40,580
Uh, i've always been a huge

1110
00:50:40,580 --> 00:50:47,640
Uh, predominantly, uh fantasy gamer. I like I like the medieval things. I like swords more than guns, etc

1111
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,360
so i've always

1112
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:53,960
Gone with them skyrims and all that sort of stuff

1113
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:59,880
Uh, so yeah, the witcher 2 came out. I believe it came out on the xbox

1114
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,560
360

1115
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:09,560
Something like that. And yeah, I liked it. I played it. I was like, it's all right. It's not too bad. It wasn't wasn't great

1116
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:15,720
It is now looking back by the time I was obviously naive and ignorant to what a great game it was

1117
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:21,160
I was like, yeah, it's all right. Then when I saw the uh reveal for witcher three

1118
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:27,880
Blew my mind. I was I was all the way in before I even knew anything about I started reading the books. I was

1119
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,760
I was in

1120
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,200
and uh

1121
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,200
Another tiny funny story about that

1122
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:38,600
Is leading up to the witcher three release date. Mm-hmm

1123
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,600
I went for a job interview

1124
00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:47,160
Cool now in this job interview, they essentially told me that yeah, you've got the job. You got the job

1125
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,960
Love that and they and they did the classic

1126
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:52,760
Got any holidays booked? Oh

1127
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,680
Here we go. And I said we like that funnily enough. Yeah

1128
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,440
Really because of that, you know, neither here nor there

1129
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:05,560
Um funny thing is about I played it for a bit and I was like, yes, all right

1130
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,400
Yes

1131
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,040
It's all right. It was a bit meh. Yeah, it was a bit meh

1132
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:16,280
Maybe because I didn't play it for a while. I went back to it and for some reason unbeknownst to man

1133
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:22,600
He grabbed me by the bollocks and it says you're not going anywhere. Yeah, stay here son. Yeah, you that's this is where you live now

1134
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:28,520
Yeah, and I stayed there happily for a long time and I got clarky involved. I was like come over here. Look at this

1135
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:34,200
I got to skella guys. I'll stop eating that shit and come over. I went full toward outer toward out

1136
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:39,960
Let's see that mountain you can get up there. So I took him to the mountain. I jumped off and he jumped off here

1137
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:45,800
Look harpy's in the water boat go over there showed him he went home. He bought it

1138
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,320
Obsessed I was about to say it's not multiplayer. Is it? No, you don't need to be

1139
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,720
Experienced something like that the story in that the characters in that

1140
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:59,240
Just they're 10 out of 10 and obviously now they're in book format anyway

1141
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:05,480
But obviously they're the originals and the game has been adapted and twisted in and put his own spin on it

1142
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:11,560
But still the same characters, you know and love and now with the witcher series is proper hit in the mainstream. Love it

1143
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:15,960
Um, and yeah, it's just it's just always it's something about you know

1144
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:21,000
When you know when a game just grabs you and you just you're in a not just the game being good

1145
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:25,320
You at that present moment in time are just in a positive state of mind

1146
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:29,880
You're it's a good you're it's a good time to be alive. You're happy in yourself. So

1147
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,160
Like I say, there's some games that I might associate

1148
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:39,560
Or I like not because I like the games but because I associate playing them games in a very good moment in my life

1149
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:44,680
where I felt really happy and positive and i'm not bogged down with mundane things and

1150
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:48,440
stresses of adult life, I guess so yeah at the time

1151
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:52,280
witcher 3 was it was just a pinnacle for me and

1152
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:56,440
Obviously, it's highly regarded by most to be the same but it will never

1153
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,880
It will never not be I can't see

1154
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:05,960
How it ever gets beaten because I've got such a fond feeling for that game and memory of it

1155
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:11,320
And obviously they're remaking it for ps5 or remastering it. I suppose I don't really know

1156
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,320
No one really knows exactly what they're doing

1157
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,320
Um, so that would be interesting to see

1158
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,400
And obviously I'll have to do a full playthrough because that's just who I am but wow

1159
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:23,560
What what a game and has inspired me to have a have a tattoo

1160
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:28,600
Much like your assassin's creed one except mine's right on me throat. Yep

1161
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:33,640
Makes them look dangerous and scary and unapproachable which I'm not I'm cuddly. Yeah

1162
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,840
Uh, well, I'm not cuddly don't cuddle me

1163
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,640
Just say all right, son

1164
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:47,080
But yeah, that's uh, that's that's that really that's that's that's our top three games so

1165
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,720
You know, I'm sure that list will change and we'll do it again sometime

1166
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:54,600
Yeah, we've really scraped the barrel for this one. No, I think that's I think if you know, no

1167
00:54:54,600 --> 00:55:00,440
We've made some good fucking points. Yeah, it's a good top three four list. Don't put us down reese. Yeah

1168
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,520
apologies

1169
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:09,560
So that's that section done moving on to the final section that we always do. What have you been playing?

1170
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,600
No, man sky

1171
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,160
Someone I work with

1172
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,400
Well, someone I work with jay

1173
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:22,120
He did say he was like is this fucking episode going to be a no man's sky again?

1174
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:26,200
And I said, I can't help it. He's downloaded it and started playing it. Yeah, I spoke about that much

1175
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,080
He was like, does he hate it? It was I'll give us a go. He said he got

1176
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:34,600
He got stuck on the base building. Have you not helped him? He only just started playing it

1177
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:41,320
He's on xbox as well. I know I can still play with him start base, but what you know where you've you're he's obviously

1178
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:47,160
Really still on the bits where it makes you build the fucking save beacons and the base

1179
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,040
You know the shit that you don't actually have to do

1180
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:52,840
No, I don't think so. Oh, sorry, mate

1181
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:53,560
Probably not

1182
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:58,360
I I said I did say i'll add you and and i'll come and i'll help you because I said when when I first started

1183
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:02,360
Playing I said you you pretty much rocked up and said what do you need that that that all right?

1184
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,240
Take that take that build that fucking don't listen to that off we go

1185
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:12,680
I didn't want to take over and and not let you be tutorialized but I think if you just start and you're stuck on the plant

1186
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:16,280
And you're like you need this to this and this and you get bogged down. I did say to him

1187
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,760
Yeah, you can become overwhelmed. You think this is shit

1188
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:19,240
Yeah

1189
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:25,080
So I know what things are important to learn and what things are just mundane collect items and putting things, you know

1190
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,880
We're not silly. We can work it out. I said to him get through it

1191
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:33,560
I said the first little the first couple of hours the building blocks of it are somewhat boring

1192
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,640
But I said it really does fucking open up

1193
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,880
I'd go as far as to say I played it so much that i've now superseded you

1194
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:44,520
I'm not even close you miles ahead. Definitely have not your miles ahead of me

1195
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:52,440
Not even i'm not even close to your level. Mm. It's it's cute how how uh quickly I passed the mantle to you and now

1196
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:59,160
You you are now that i've got yeah, you're the boss now. I've gone a bit mental with so if I come on at some point

1197
00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:01,240
You're gonna be like what do you need boy? Yeah

1198
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:07,880
You literally I so in the last episode I said that I had doubled my playtime since the episode before that

1199
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:12,920
I've now doubled that playtime. It's gone crazy. I have put what we're talking

1200
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,880
I think

1201
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:21,960
After after double check it. I think it's on like the 55 hour mark something like that

1202
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,720
so mine's on 40 and i've I have

1203
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,320
I have over 200 million in the bank

1204
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,720
and my my freighter

1205
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:35,800
Has so much money in it like in just resources

1206
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:40,040
I've just started stockpiling the shit that's like super rare to get and blow like storm crystals

1207
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,200
I've got fucking loads of them. They mean nothing to me

1208
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:46,440
You know what I mean? I've got all this shit that was just worth a fortune. I got

1209
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:50,920
Any normal person would look at that and go I need to sell that to get the dough out of it

1210
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:54,360
But me I just go I'll just fucking chuck it in the bank means nothing to me

1211
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,360
I got I got a fucking

1212
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:59,560
I got two twenty twenty two

1213
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:05,800
Frigates so when then when none of them were on a mission and I spawn in my freighter. It's an army

1214
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:09,080
It's a genuine army. It looks ridiculous. I see that picture

1215
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:14,280
It looks crazy. It's bigger. It's bigger since then now that was when it was 19 or something like that

1216
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:19,320
So there's there's even more I I don't think there is a limit on how many you can have

1217
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:25,080
So i'm just going to keep buying them keep taking up a whole galaxy when I obviously it gives you a list

1218
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:31,720
When you go to send your frigates on a mission and they're all rated so it goes s class a class whatever

1219
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:36,680
And when I first started I had one s class was I asked quite cool. Most of them were c's and b's

1220
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:41,320
I don't even bother unless it's an a i'm not fucking touching it doesn't matter to me

1221
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,920
But when I go on the list now, the first two pages are s

1222
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,880
Nice just s s s s

1223
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:51,320
Find this stuff so often. I still haven't found an s rated shit

1224
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:57,560
I've seen an s ranked ship in my entire time of playing no man's sky and I haven't just played it for 40 hours

1225
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:02,360
That's just the ps5 version. I've got two sitting there that I don't use and one of them got scrapped. That's

1226
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:08,280
Honestly, and and connor connor's found this ships. One of my pilots is an s rated

1227
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,680
Because I just found it. I thought that's it. I've got i've got an s rated pilot. That's all I got

1228
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,440
I've got three of them now

1229
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:20,360
Working towards getting the fourth one. You know, I mean the i'll see you've unlocked you've used you've got all them nanites as well

1230
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,360
So you've unlocked all the squadron holes

1231
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:25,800
That's what i'm saying. I i've i've i need to unlock the fourth one

1232
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:29,400
Okay, but i'm gonna get there. Don't worry and um

1233
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:36,360
Yeah, next on my list is to find a uh an a rated freighter because I won't be able to fall

1234
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:42,200
Ah, you still ain't got a s-rated freighter though, ain't you? I found a lot of a's but they're just I can't

1235
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:47,000
Be asked with swapping over because they're just not as good as what i've got at the moment for some reason

1236
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,240
My b class is better than everywhere else

1237
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:55,960
Um, so until I see something better, i'm not gonna bother but yeah my my goal before that was to get a living starship

1238
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:57,800
Fucking hell

1239
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,800
That's difficult to get hold of

1240
00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:07,240
Yeah, you see that's that's not a fun one. Well, it is fun. It is a fun one. It's just long-winded but it's fucking worth it

1241
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:12,440
So yeah, that's what i've been playing and I will continue to keep playing that i'm gonna play that after this podcast

1242
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:17,720
Are you gonna play the wrath of the lamb cult of the lamb wrath of the lamb site finding the rise of the lamb?

1243
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:23,640
I will get it. Yeah, good lad. I'll be interested to hear your thoughts is either I already have

1244
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,280
It's either that or mass effect. We have to move you on

1245
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,800
I mean maybe wean you off of no man's sky onto another space journey

1246
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,800
I need to I need to jump on the laptop more

1247
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:37,960
I've got hellblade downloaded which was actually I spoke to Steph about that and she said it's been in her wish list for years

1248
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:42,600
So she was very excited that I have that so I need to play that at some point

1249
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,400
I'll get mass effect on the on the laptops

1250
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:51,640
And then yeah, I've very nearly bought yeah mass effects free so you can get cold with the lamb and mass effects. So there you go

1251
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:54,760
um

1252
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:57,320
Well, I have been playing

1253
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:01,320
Oh, yeah, what have you been playing? I've been playing

1254
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,040
call of duty warzone

1255
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,040
It's bollocks isn't it? It's bollocks

1256
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:11,160
Why? I see it. I saw you with Roycey

1257
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:16,760
Once when I logged in and I see you was playing with you both of my friends is the most playing coder for

1258
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,320
Here we go

1259
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:21,320
I've lost him again

1260
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,920
Lost him to fucking the shitty little first person shooter

1261
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:29,720
Gone because I know what cods like you jump on it and you go. Yeah, this is like this. This is fun

1262
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,760
That's exactly why this is fun. And this is easy. This feels nice

1263
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:38,120
Give it a week and you'll know I've already felt the burn of getting jump shot. It's been shot

1264
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:43,960
Honestly, the sweats on this fucking games gets a life. Yeah, go do something with

1265
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:50,760
The levels of players on there are far beyond why I was fairly decent in the game wouldn't say good

1266
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,440
I'd say I was decent but the levels that the people they are now I

1267
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:59,880
You know, you see them like fake videos of people and it's like people that play cordia and they got sweat bands on

1268
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:05,240
That's that's that's the hell I imagine it's nuts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is

1269
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:09,960
When I were sometimes when I when I get killed and i'm you know, you do the class. Yeah, he must be cheating

1270
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:14,920
Yeah, so you so you watch them for a bit and they're cheating. They've got like 4 000 kills, you know in one game

1271
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,920
This doesn't make sense because they're cheating

1272
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:21,640
And i'm just well then most of them aren't to be fair and i'm watching him

1273
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:28,600
I'm just like i'm watching his movement and my brain can't keep up with what my eyes are seeing so I can't understand

1274
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,400
this person is

1275
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:36,840
They're thinking it yeah, yeah, they're seeing it and they're doing and they're pressing the buttons to do it

1276
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:40,120
Like and my brain can't just watch it and keep up. It's it's mental. So yeah fair play, but no, it's just

1277
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:44,360
It's a it's a good game to sit back chill. Well, I don't know about chill

1278
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:48,120
Sit back and just you know, kick it with the boys, but obviously

1279
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,680
You know, i'm trying to keep them and maintain a non

1280
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,640
Toxic game

1281
01:02:55,640 --> 01:03:02,600
I guess uh attitude to it. So if I die is like, ah never mind. But sometimes i'm like, ah, i'm biting pillows and stuff

1282
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:08,440
You know, I don't want to get into that like that to me. So yeah, I just want to take it nice and chill

1283
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:14,680
It is what it is. It was good fun game. And yeah, i'm enjoying that now. So yeah looking forward to modern warfare 2

1284
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:18,760
Fuck fuck it pre-ordered the vault edition. It's gonna be shit 100%

1285
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:24,760
It's going to be I said that on episode one. It's going to be shit. It's going to be fun for about five minutes. Well,

1286
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:32,120
I call duty. I think it's risky something like god of war 100% not gonna fail but call of duty

1287
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:36,360
You said prince of persia sounds the time is your number one game

1288
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:42,120
No, I said it was the number one for this list doesn't mean there's number one of all time you and I buy the game

1289
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:44,120
I mean, it's a good game. It's a good game

1290
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:48,920
No, I said it was a number one for this list doesn't mean there's number one of all time you and I both know

1291
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:52,440
That we can't pick you do you if it is more power to you?

1292
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:57,240
But yeah, that's what i've been playing who knows what we plan next week this week whatever

1293
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:03,400
But I will be playing cult of the lamb and I will have some final opinions

1294
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:09,640
Next week and who knows maybe we'll start leaving a number rating whether we go one to five

1295
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:16,600
One to ten or maybe we'll we'll we'll switch it up and do completely the opposite to what other people do and do it

1296
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:19,880
No, man's cry rating of an s a b

1297
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:25,320
Yeah, we're getting to a point now where we're gonna start sort of finding our niche. I think

1298
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:31,800
We'll start getting there. We'll start doing our thing put our little stamp on the podcasting world and they'll go

1299
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:36,840
Oh, yeah, I know. What's the buttons those those silly twats do that. I don't like that. So I don't listen to them

1300
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:41,400
Yeah, like idiots stay away from them and they're right. We are idiots. Yeah, yeah

1301
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:44,200
Yeah, don't get confused thinking that we're intellectual

1302
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:47,960
I know that I haven't said anything that would ever make anyone think that i'm an intellectual but

1303
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:53,000
We aren't you know, I mean we're not we're just normal people

1304
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,480
That aren't interesting even normal is a bit of a push. You're you're a bit odd and

1305
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:04,760
I'm slightly slightly odd. I'm a very weird one. You are yeah, that's that we've done episode eight

1306
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:08,600
Yeah, that's that's the end of what's the buttons episode eight once again

1307
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,800
Thanks for watching and listening or whatever it is that you do

1308
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:16,360
Yeah, obviously you're not watching because you don't give us no money to get go pros. It's ridiculous

1309
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:22,520
We went through the little list and of the 40 odd people that download this every week and we do genuinely mean

1310
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:25,960
Thank you because we can't actually pinpoint who those 40 odd people are

1311
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:29,720
We could only account for about a quarter of them. Well, it's more it's more than that

1312
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:33,800
We won't give out the exact numbers, but it's decent for us

1313
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:35,800
We're we're very happy with it

1314
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:41,640
While I got you the socials what's the buttons podcast on instagram?

1315
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:44,040
um

1316
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,240
and

1317
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:49,000
The twitter is at what's the button button?

1318
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,520
Once again, like I say, it's on the link tree that will be just pasted everywhere

1319
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,480
So then you can just click on that and then all the socials are on there

1320
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,480
The link tree also has the twitch on it as well

1321
01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:02,200
Which we will be using at some point when we get a chance to utilize it. Yeah, you'll be the first to know

1322
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:05,400
So thanks very much and we'll catch you next week. Uro