I'm going to go get some water.
Hello. Welcome to what's the
buttons episode eight. We take
the piss. I've gone in a little
bit quieter because you keep
telling me off for being so
loud at the start. It's perfect.
Um yeah, my name's Ash. My
co-host is. Forgot to shut the
door. Rhys. I'm Rhys Leng Dog.
I'm going to go get some water.
There we go. Good boy. Hope
the sound's better now. Made no
difference. Yeah. So, yeah,
welcome to the podcast that
nobody listens to. Mm hmm. Um
so, yeah, we just we just run
riot because no one's listening
anyway. I'll just say how hot
it is. It's **** horrible,
isn't it? For some reason, it
feels hotter than when it was
like 40 degrees. Feel **** It's
like a pink. Yeah. Yeah. He's
pink. He's like a lobster. I'm
very pink. Steph was sent her a
picture. We go, look at this
**** idiot's done and she was
like, she weren't impressed at
all. She's like, no, that's
ridiculous. Sounds like my
wife. It's not good. Me being a
colorblind man. I'm not a sun
baver. I'm like a vampire. I'd
I'd rather stay indoors, stay
away from the sun. But I had
some downtime. So, I thought
I'd have it out with the sun.
Yeah. We go way back. Yeah. Get
that west down tattoo out and
**** show it the sun. Yeah. So,
sat on my chair. Took my top
off. Rolled my shorts up and
had it out of it and uh yeah, I
woke up pink. Trouble is me
being a colorblind man. I I
can't tell that. So, when I got
in and Jim was well shocked to
see me. She screamed which made
me laugh. She was like, you're
**** burnt. You're burnt. I
was like, am I? And as soon as
she said that, no later than
five seconds out, my body
started hurting. Yeah. Yeah.
So, it's all in your head
really, isn't it? Cuz I didn't
know I was burning till she
told me. I don't think it's all
in your head. I text you and I
said, that's going to **** it
out in the morning and it was
one of the first things you
said to me. It was a little bit
sore but I'm end up gone with
it. Yeah, no, it weren't a
good one. Yeah, I won't be
doing it again. Although, to
be fair, the sun's won the
sun tan. I'm enjoying the tan.
I'm enjoying the tan. I'll be
back. I'm I'm enjoying the the
tan although I have noticed in
some videos Jim recorded to me
the other day. I look very old
now with a sun tan. I think the
tan tans don't do me no favors
when it comes to my age. No?
No. Oh, my crow's feet. Where
my eyes? They stand out. I
think that they make me look
better. I think I've but I but
I'm I'm a very self-conscious
man. So, I only have the arms
and the legs and I'm pasty and
white underneath. He comes
bowling out his house to the
head. What's the buttons HQ?
Like a dog that's just got out
of the lake shaking his air.
Yeah, I just got out of the
bath. I'm in my own gaff though.
I can walk around **** freely
here but outside, there's
people and it's just where
where you're sitting right now,
I got changed once and
obviously, if you look out of
that window, you can see
directly into the neighbors and
you can see the sun. but yeah,
when I'm outside, it's just not
but the sun's it's horrible.
I'm sick and tired of it and it
is horrible. It's just it's
it's making everything seem a
lot longer this week. It's
seemed extremely long. Yeah,
it's it's been a long week. I'll
give you that. It's been a very
long week. It's definitely had
an effect on the old gaming
situations. Yeah, sometimes the
heat does this to people. It's
just it's you know what? I'm I'm
too hot man. Yeah, especially
when you whack a headset on.
I've got this is supposed to
have like cooling ear features.
It's got like cooling gel. Yeah,
on the box. It's got cooling
gel in the pads. Do your ears
feel cool? No, I'm sweating.
Right. So, it's I failed at
that one then but they
probably weren't designed for
Sahara Desert temperatures. No,
not really. So, there you are.
It's just a lot. Even the PS
five sound in a bit. Well, it's
cool in the front room but it's
not cool in the back room. It's
turning me off. It's screaming a
little bit but we we digress.
We do. We do. We might need new
PS five soon. When are they
going to bring out the pro? You
want the pro? There's nothing
to pro though. No, I don't want
the pro but if my every console
generation, at least one of them
die and then you get the pro
version. That's just how I
operate. I would want an 8K
telly before I **** around
getting a PS five pro. Yeah,
well, I won't be doing that.
I'm just going to put my fingers
all over the the TV screen.
That's the thing though. If
they would bring out a pro, it
would be designed for something
like 8K like I know obviously
it's sort of is at the moment
but you know what I mean? If
you're going to go any further,
it is going into the realms of
an 8K telly. I haven't got
**** four or five grand to
spend on a TV if I'm honest.
Don't don't start messaging me
going. You can pick him up for
a grand. They'll be wanked,
wouldn't they? If you can pick
them up for that much because I
know you can. They'll be ****
going to be like, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. It's uh it's not worth
it. It's a long way away from
me unless you start sponsoring
us.
I had a flick through on our
hosting website. They have a
sponsorship thing and every
now and then I'll have a little
flick through and it basically
anyone who's looking to sponsor
a podcast, they list themselves
on there and you can read
through and see if it fits
your fits your podcast. There's
no point us sitting here
talking about **** You know what
I mean? It's not going to hit.
Have you ever had one? Yeah.
No, no. I'm not saying that. I
don't like them but I'm saying
it doesn't fit the or alright.
There's no point us talking
about **** You're joking,
aren't you? Law
representation. It's not going
to fit the podcast. It doesn't
matter. It doesn't matter. The
gaming podcast I listen to.
They they advertise underwear.
So, I might have to have a look
then. I've been skipping them
all. I mean, I mean, they've
been popping up and I've been
going, no, I'll leave them. No,
I'll leave them. They're
equivalent of um Uber Eats.
Yeah, Deliveroo. They do. I
can't remember what it's called
sat in undies. This is like
comfortable underwear. ****
hell. We might have to level a
little flick through. So, so
one of the faulty people that
listens to this. Yeah, you're
going to get an advert. Twenty
of them being out and we're
going to get faulty pay for it.
I went I went on the the
Facebook, one of the Facebook
um groups that I've been for
like four podcasters and it's
just it's just a lot of people
that are going to be doing blah
blah blah blah blah and I
searched monetization just to
see what the sort of subject
were and what sort of money
that people were making and
blah blah blah and there's
people sitting there going,
yeah, I get a thousand
downloads an episode and I
make about four pound per
We're going to be stuck here
forever. Yeah, but to be fair,
we're not doing it for the
money. We're doing it because
we enjoy it. Yeah. And if
you're not enjoying it, it's a
win win. Yeah, we do it for
fun until we don't feel like
it's fun anymore or we start
making **** loads of cash and
we have to do it. Yeah, I think
we're we are we were deciding
that we might uh dive into the
realms of of I know Ash before
streaming Connor just waved at
me on on uh Discord. I'm going
to wave back. I didn't. Here
you go. Wave to him. I don't
know why I waved to him. It's
it's live on the podcast.
Hello. Well done. Yeah. So,
we've we've kind of set up a
uh huge announcement.
Diddling.
You said me. Yeah. What does
that? Oh, Connor on Discord.
I'm so confused. That's called
me. I don't understand. I'll
send you a picture of it
because I can't be asked to
turn it up. I'm sorry to
be confused but he's just sent
me some **** on Discord. Who
did Connor? Alright. Um huge
announcement. We're going to
be doing Twitch at some point
soon. Don't know when. Maybe a
maybe a hundredth. Yeah.
Episode uh celebration. In a
couple months. But yeah, we've
kind of semi set it up. It's uh
what's the buttons? So, yeah,
get yourself on there. Stick
it up. We'll see. Who knows
what we'll be playing? What fun
times we'll have but at least
you'll get to see our
miserable faces.
What a strange picture of what
Connor says. Thanks for that.
It was humorous. I enjoyed it.
It's a little orangutan saying
that was stinky. It just caught
me off guard. So, yeah, we'll
yeah, we'll we'll we'll play
some games. Who knows what and
what time but uh we'll let you
know at some point. Mm hmm. I
don't know. It's completely new
to me whereas Ash isn't I
wouldn't say veteran. I've done
a lot of streaming. Yeah. You
know what you're doing. I used
to. I used to. Yeah. Only
nothing. Nothing professional.
We used to just be through the
PS4. I've never done it any
other way. I've never connected
it to no laptops or computers
or anything but uh maybe that
would be something to look at.
Who knows? Yeah. But we'll see
how we get on with this for
now. Can watch me mine some
copper and uh tritonium and all
all various other things. Yes,
this is exactly what what
I'm talking about. People watch
fireman simulator that can
watch me **** mine some
asteroids in space. You know what
I mean? This is boring ****
It's not boring though, is it?
It's an addictive loop. It's
fantastic. Collecting resources
and spending resources and
then collecting more resources.
Mm hmm. I was just about to
sip my coffee but then I
realized you were sipping your
coffee and we couldn't both sip
our coffees together. We might
need bigger mugs.
Yeah.
Yeah. So, uh yeah. Alright.
Well, I'll start off with um
So, I asked for a code for
Colt of the Lamb. I kind of
threw it in late into the week
or maybe Tuesday actually with
the game coming out on
Thursday. Um I did get a
response which I was very uh
very pleased about to be honest
with you. I mean, obviously the
game came out two days later.
So, it probably was a bit too
late to be asking for review
codes but they never said no.
They just said it's we're not
sending them late. Yeah. So,
that was encouraging. So,
hopefully, we might be able to
do some game reviews on here in
the future. Probably smaller
titles which which is fine.
You gotta start somewhere and
I'm all for the little indies
myself. Yeah. Um but I might
try and get a review on here
for Colt of the Lamb next week
although I did play it yesterday
and I'm not sure what it is.
What is it? There lies the
million dollar question. I
don't understand because you
sent me a picture of of me
eating poo. Yeah. Well, I don't
get it.
It's a tough one. So, it's a
multi-layered game if you will.
Right. A sadistic animal
crossing. Right. Is one layer
of the game. You know, you
know, you're in settlements but
you know, you're little
pathways, you you bushes, you
whatever else but instead of
like, you know, instead of
planting a tree in Animal
Crossing. Yeah. In Colt of the
Lamb. Yeah. You'll dig a hole
to put dead bodies in. He's
quite sadistic. Right? So,
you're here. What I gotta get
my head around is that when I'm
recruiting these little
people, they're workers. So,
obviously, I started off naming
them. Right. I put Lang Doggy
Doggy. Yeah, I was the first
one. Yeah. Me number one.
Yeah. Lang Dog. And I named a
couple more after my pals.
Yeah. And
Not long into the game. Still
doing the tutorial thing. Still
learning. It's coming up. Try
doing this. Try doing this. The
next thing that popped up was
sacrifice one of your
friends. He's alive. You live.
I live. That's a spoiler.
Because you was the first.
Thank you. So, you live. I've
made it. And obviously, due to
podcast reasons, I want to see
what you got to. It'd be quite
humorous. Because they have got
their own little things. I'm
already eating **** They go off
and do their own thing. Yeah.
So, yeah, I've I've sacrificed
some people. They have their
own opinions of other members
of the cult. Right. They they
they don't like each other.
Some of them are like, go feed
your poo. No, you was eating
poo because well, no, you
didn't eat poo. I thought I
did. No, you, I gave you a
necklace and you sh** on the
floor. That's what happened.
It's so random. And then I
picked up your poo and now it's
a resource I can either use for
fertilizer or I can make
someone eat it. Right. So, I'm
I'm trying to decide whether
it's Clarky or Connor.
I haven't decided who's eating
the **** That's one of us.
Clarky or Connor's gonna have
to eat my **** Now, on top of
that, there's layers to it. So,
each follower has perks like
it's all random. All this
stuff's randomized. Yeah, it
sounds random. Yeah. And uh
they've all got the different
perks. So, some, so you're you
know, you're in your 30s.
Alright, these people are
worshiping you. So, for
example, you might have a
trait that says minus fifteen
devotion to me when you fall
ill. Right. So, if you by
falling ill, that means you're
probably eating **** You know
what I mean? So, if you can't
get over this concept.
I'm in my 30s. What is this?
You're feeding me.
Oh, I can't. I can't. I don't
understand what's happening.
You got a furry necklace. I
know you're and you're so
excited. You **** **** on the
floor. **** **** myself. You've
got 10% movement speed.
Right.
I'm just trying to get in
fast. I just, it's just so you
can do more tasks for me. So,
is there a premise to this? Do
you know? It's right. Yeah,
well, I'm trying to get there
but you keep interrupting me
with your hysterical laughter.
Carry on. So, yeah, you get
perks. So, each individual
followers got perks, right? So,
you might have minus fifteen
devotion to me for falling
ill. Falling ill means you're
either real or you're eating
**** So, you know, and there'll
be a lot of perks. I'm just
throwing that out there because
that's all I can remember. If a
follower dies. So, obviously,
when I'm looking through the
followers, I wanted to sacrifice
or sacrifice one that I hadn't
named and he had that perk
which was minus ten or
whatever it was when a follower
dies. I thought if I kill him,
he ain't going to have that
one. Yeah. Yeah. Big brain.
Yeah. Yeah. Forever. Yeah.
Well, there's all these all
these little layers on top of
layers on top of layers. You
know, in that in that aspect is
Animal Crossing but then you've
got the other side. So, you go
out and you're on to missions
in like different zones and
collecting resources every time
you go in. It's a random
weapon. It's a random spell.
Mm hmm. Go through. You fight
the boss. You can collect
resources. You go back. You
build. It's a very interesting
gameplay loop and um it's it's
a lot of fun. There's I'm not
doing it justice. There's you
don't just feed people **** and
stuff. There's a lot of
things in there. There's a lot
of skill trees like once you've
got enough devotion, you can
unlock like different different
weapons and once you different
cosmetics, there's tarot cards
that change the abilities of
things. So, does it does it
play like so in so so someone
can visualize it. Is it sort of
like the same play style as
say uh Animal Crossing or like
you know, like how Pokemon is
when you like that style of how
it looks when you're playing
it. It's it's a weird view.
It's like it's kind of just
above level and out. Right. It's
it's a very it's it's almost as
if you're peering into like a
a little tabletop. Well, kind
of like binding of Isaac. Isaac.
Yeah, but that's that's still
top down looking down. I'm
talking like proper. Well,
yeah, you sent me a picture,
didn't you? Yeah. So, it's it's
it's I don't know how to
describe it visually. It's very
visually striking. It's very
pretty game. I really like the
way you can describe it.
Describe the perspective. Yeah.
Um but yeah, that that that
part's very easy to describe
because essentially it's it's
like a demonic animal crossing
with lots of lots of lots of
moving wheels and cogs and
things going on which I haven't
fully discovered yet. I'm I
haven't even done a tutorial for
like fully. There's loads of
things. You're constantly
discovering stuff but um yeah,
that that part of it's you know
for anyone that's played
the dungeon crawling part is
have you have you played any
roguelikes before roguelike
roguelike? No. So, it's it's
essentially you go into a
dungeon. You get as far as you
can. You kill the boss. You get
loot and then you go back. You
know, it's randomly generated.
What loops in there? What
weapons you start with. Mm hmm.
If you die, the runs over. It's
just a very I see. I really
like roguelikes. They're very
good games. So, it's got that
dungeon crawling aspect. So,
you know, you go in, you get
loot and you get like some
permanent upgrades. You can
unlock blueprints for stuff.
You unlock things to make
future runs stronger. You're
also collecting resources. When
you die or when you come back
out, do your little farming
thing, go back in. Mm hmm. It's
just that that loop. That
obviously that's doing a
disservice because I haven't
put enough time into it yet.
Yeah. But um going from others,
other people's reviews, that is
that is the loop but obviously
there's a lot more to be
discovered and stuff. Yeah. It
sounds very exciting. I want
to feed Connor. I genuinely
think that might get, I might
pull you off No Man's Sky for
20 minutes. I want to feed
Connor **** It's the fact that
I can name everyone. I'll I'll
name one of them Martin. Might
I add? It's only twenty quid.
Yeah. And it's like 1.3 gig.
Mm hmm. So, it's a download for
you in like thirty-three
seconds. Yeah, I'm I am tempted
to do that. It's a very very
fun game. I can't wait to play
it again tonight. Yeah. Um so
obviously, I know the reviews
are out but we didn't get a
review code. That was the
funniest preview that you'll
ever hear for that type of game
that was hilarious. We'll have
to let him know that the
previews are in even though the
reviews are out. Oh, that was
funny. I enjoyed that. That was
a good 20 minutes. Okay. So,
with that out of the way, we're
going to do something
different because I think the
news has been a bit slow this
week. Mm hmm. We myself and
the other guys have been
playing uh video games of all
time starting with number three
and as I've done my call to the
land preview, I think it's only
fair that you go first for
number three. Mm hmm. You
should have already had your
hat whirling on for this. Yeah,
I know. And if you're thinking,
we need your thoughts as you're
thinking because it can't be
dead silence, mate. Yeah, no,
it can't be. See, I was going
to, I was going to maybe throw
something like World of Warcraft
on there but I think that's
more of an addiction rather
than rather than it just being
a bit of a
I suppose because I think a
couple of pod episodes before I
said that the last of us was my
all time number one and I think
I could be I I don't know. Did
you jump the gun is what you're
trying to say? Maybe. Well,
let's start number three and see
where you end up. Number three.
Number three. I I genuinely I
think number three would be I
think no man's sky. Wow. I do
think no man's sky. That's
crazy. It's mental. That's
crazy. What of all the games
you've ever played in your
life? I think so. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. And I think it's the is
it not recent? It's sound very
recent. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I think it's the genuine
We said it on the last episode.
I haven't got to play it. I
haven't got to play it. I'm
playing it because I want to
play it and it it's just it's
just **** fun, man. It's it's
just simple **** and yeah, I
think there's so many different
things that you can do in this
game that I have no idea how to
do or or just haven't seen yet
and the fact that you get to
set yourself your own goals to
pretty much do whatever you
want in that sense of almost
everything. I've got my own
encampment and sort in like
resolving issues and building
new **** there and getting them
out of debt and **** defending
them and making loads of money
and then my freighters and
**** like I just recently got
the got the the living
starship and then yesterday I
got a living frigate for my
freighter. That type of ****
it's just it's just good. I
like it and it I haven't got
bored yet. I can I can feel
myself not slipping away from
it because I think I've sunk a
lot of time into doing the
building blocks of it. You'll
be you'll be remissed. I think
it's a right word to know that
there's an update coming very
soon. Yeah, because Sean Murray,
the creator whenever there's an
update coming, he always posts
an emoji and the last one, the
emoji was I can't remember but
this time it's praying hands and
then everyone's like, what is
it? Is it religion coming to
you? I'm like, I'm like, the
freighter one just was so even
if you get, this is what always
happens to me. This is what I
always go back because I get
the same, the same position as
you. Alright, alright. That was
great. I had a great time.
Fantastic game. I've had enough
for a little while and there's
a new update. Oh, what's this?
Bang, straight back in. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just I'm I'm **** I'm
I'm so invested in it and I
think it's been so long since I
had a game genuinely like that.
The last game that that where I
Whereas World of Warcraft as an adult was
Corrupting because it would take up all of your time and just wasn't fun
I was doing it because I felt like I had to because it was another job
this on the other hand
it's
It's just fun. You know, I mean, it's not it's not harming anyone. I'm not hurting anyone by playing it
I don't feel like it's taking me away from I've played it a lot. I'm gonna be wrong, but I don't feel like I'm I'm
I'm
So difficult to explain it deserves the number three spot 100% and
It's your fault for fucking introducing me to it. I love it. I love it. I'm glad you're happy with it
Yeah, that's that's that's why
it's a game that
deserves to be in the top three but I
Don't need to give fucking justification. Why it's my top three. I've given you a little bit. That's it. It's in there
I don't know what two and one is yet. I haven't thought of that but you can give us a number three now
Take the focus off me for a minute. I was thinking why you were doing it and
Well, I was in my head laughing at you
struggling to come to terms or
Grasp a game out of thin air then come the sudden realization, you know
Do not have I do you know don't get me wrong. I could put millions of games in this list
So this will never be a comprehensive list. This is right now in my mind
Mmm, what if I just had to pick them off the top of my head? Yeah come to your head
Give us your fucking top three games or was I'm gonna make you eat this shit
Yeah, no, call it the Vader by the way, that's what I called it. Call it the Vader Vader
Like it like it
Just very quickly. Did you like Conor's lightsaber? I
Mean, is that an innuendo or the video he sent? No the actual
That sounds like an innuendo in yourself
Connor bought a lightsaber. I was so cool. I to be fair. I showed Jim and she was she was like what?
Yes, I was where did he get that from? Very cool. Yeah
I need to know Connor. Let me know where you get that got that from because
You know Christmas is a common. Yeah, rather than us just ask it in the group chat that we're in
You'll have to wait. You have to listen to 26 minutes of this podcast. Oh, he's listening. He loves it. He loves it.
It's a very cool lightsaber. I just wanted to throw that one in there quickly. I respect that it's red as well. Yeah
Okay, so can we do top four? Why are we doing top four? No, no top three. You just said we can't sit here in silence
No, I know. I know. I know. I know but there's
All right, well, but I can't ever get it in order then because it's just gonna be me just trying not to feel silent
So I'm just saying random words while my brain's trying to tell me what I'm thinking
If you say something like FIFA or any Call of Duty
Anything like that, it's not valid at all. There'll be different lists. They're like different games. They're bargain bucket lists, isn't they?
Yeah, if you had your own bargain bucket, what would you boot it?
But I want I want your number three
My
Number
This is ridiculous. Why have we come up with this? I feel so disrespectful to the games I haven't picked
I sort of know my number two and my number one. Yeah, so I've got four. That's my problem. Well
What do you mean you got four? Just get rid of one of them. What would be number four?
I don't know. It's between two of them
All right, I have the four then to save everyone
All right, so number four, which I can't choose between them
We're bang number four and three together. They're on the same rankings. All right. Yeah, so Mass Effect 2
Never played it. You never played Mass Effect? No
You've never played Mass Effect? I nearly bought the trilogy yesterday because it was like a couple of bits. You've never played Mass Effect?
I don't know what it is. I was tempted because I knew this would be the reaction
I knew if I text you yesterday and said I might buy Mass Effect because I never played it you'd kick off
I
Think it's like 20 quid for the trilogy. I am
To be fair, it's free on game pass. Is it free on game pass? It might be on game pass pc
Oh, should I have a look while you tell us why that's your number four? So whatever number one is
A bit I played it again recently. It's it's not aged greatly. It's a bit different
It's good, but I don't like that
No, it's it's
The story and the gameplay is fine. Yeah, but visually it's not it's not the prettiest
Yeah, it's not that it's not the prettiest but the way I see it
You can you can just quickly beeline the main story in Mass Effect 1 it don't take long
And then you can get onto the meat and gravy of Mass Effect 2 and 3
But at the time Mass Effect 1 was phenomenal, but going back is kind of tarnished my opinion of it a little bit
Okay, but Mass Effect 2
Well, I'm not going to go too far into it now because you're going to play it but Mass Effect 2
Yeah, well, this is you know, I've kind of screwed over the
The third and fourth thing so, you know, I don't spend too much time on it. Yeah
Mass Effect 2 has just got a phenomenal story. Probably the best in the trilogy
The decisions the outcomes the the branching paths the characters just the ship the oh my god the everything
There's five of them
There's three well four of them. I'm looking at five here. No, that's it
That's there would be the old trilogy probably and then the remastered trilogy or whatever it's called and then andromeda. Yeah
Yeah, okay, Mass Effect fans don't talk about andromeda
Was that a really bad one? No, it's just the latest one and it was EA and it all went a bit ski with and I
Don't know. It's actually not that bad and I've tried playing it again on the ps5
But it's locked at 30 fps and it's locked at 30 fps
And they can't yeah, I can't play it. It's snobby of me, but I can't go back to that no more
We're not in a day and age where 30 fps is acceptable if they make that if they ever upscale that 60 fps
Bang on i'm bang on it because I actually think it's really fun. Okay. Um, so yeah, that's number three
Also number three is
Metal Gear Solid 1
Which you've obviously never played either of you. No, okay. Not an xbox guy
Well, it was on playstation. Oh, i'm thinking of gears of war. Yeah
Metal Gear Solid 1
Um reminds me of simple time when I was a young lad and my life consisted of going to school coming home
Uh watching robot wars and the simpsons and asking my mom if I could play the playstation. And that was uh
There's a game I played there's a funny story behind Metal Gear Solid 1
Is because back in the day when I was a kid I was playing the game
Metal Gear Solid 1 is because back in the day when I was a young whipper snapper years ago many many years ago
my stepdad
Basically my dad rip. He um, he used to work. I don't know where he worked actually
But he used to bring me home like old magazines. Yeah, like computer games
And they had demo discs on them. So he'd bring me back demo discs. Everyone remember demo discs
Yeah, well, I'd like to think so do you yeah?
Yeah, I remember demo discs. So I put them on and one of the games on there was Metal Gear Solid 1 and I played that demo
An ungodly amount of time and it only went up to a certain point. Yep, and then obviously it stopped but I played up to that point
Uh, honestly, I don't know how many times
The problem is when you're a young boy and you don't have no money. Yeah, that is a problem when you're younger and
I really wanted to know what happened when you crawled through that air duct
Right, that's where the demo ended. So I was like what what happens in there? What's the crack?
You know, am I ever gonna find out I haven't got the internet to find out when the game's coming out
I don't know how I found out. But anyway, long story short
I had a pal
He knew someone that chipped playstations
Now this was normal back in the day having a chipped playstation 1 as far as I was aware was a normal thing
So I begged my mom to get my playstation chipped and she did
And I got to play all these like copied games
Uh, I don't know if they're really less quality or visually worse. I don't actually know I was a kid
You don't really pay much attention
Yeah, you just get on with it like you ain't fussy are you?
So low and behold i'm like, please I want Metal Gear Solid 1. That's the only game I want please please please
You get me Metal Gear Solid 1
and um
There it is. It's available. It's
It's everything i've ever wanted. This is gonna go on for a bit because his story is quite long. You crack on lad. There's
You get to uh, you get to a certain bit where
He's Hideo Kojima
He's a you know, Hideo Kojima is the really fucking weird one that does all the weird shit, isn't he?
Yeah, he's just like the pinnacle of gaming. I know he's a god. Mastermind. I love him. Hero. Love you Hideo. He
He he likes trying to break the third wall in games, you know
So there's a part where you're where you're trying to find somebody and you've got a little codec thing and you can enter different frequencies
to speak to this person and
You can't really go any further because you have to speak to this person for this door to unlock
And I was like how the hell am I supposed to find out the code?
They then they call for and it's like it's on the back of the case. Hmm the game case
I was on the game case. It's a copied game
What a twist
What a horrible thing to do. That's one way to get around piracy. It's it's on the game case. It was on the game case
So that's that that was that was destroyed. That is amazing
Amazing. I wish I could have seen your little face
I don't know. It's all right because after a while
Yeah, I was like, I don't know what to do. So I kept turning it off trying again turn it off after a while
If you leave it on long enough, they will just do it
Oh just in case you don't work out because they don't specifically say it's on the game case
They'd say it's on the case snake or whatever they say and you're supposed to go
And then in one of the pictures showing the game, it's got the him talking to her. It's very smart. So they they did that
And uh, yeah, I was like well, that's that's that's very cool. Uh, but don't worry about it
I don't think I found that out till a long time after because obviously after a while they just opened the door for you
Anyway, I got through that part
carried on
Cracking on with the game, but then once again, they break the third wall again. You're fighting a guy called psycho mantis
All right. He's got a gas mask on he's a psychic. He's like flying about
When you try to fight him, he literally just dodges every every move you do and you can't do nothing
And at one point in that fight the screen goes completely black and at the top it just says hideo
I don't know that hideo kajima makes that game. I'm a child. I don't I don't know what that means
Right, it means nothing to me
So i'm just thinking I don't know what that means. What that actually means is
I don't know how you're supposed to find this out. I really don't especially know about the internet
What that means is that's your time to unplug your controller from controller port one and put in controller port two
Because if you do that psycho mantis can't read your mind
But you don't yeah, but that's your break in the fight to change things
But but how do they how do you know that as a player you don't you don't this is what I mean
I think he might drop hints with I can read your mind. I can see everything you're gonna do
I can read your mind through port one the very clever thing. This is playstation 1. Yeah, this is probably like
1998 99 you don't get this type of shit anymore
in playstation 1 days if you played
FIFA pro evolution soccer. I don't know what games were out there and like madden. I don't know
But if you had like fifa saved on your memory card
It started for me. I see like football
Yeah, it would do that. It was nuts. That's mental. I like that and like depends
There's so many games you like comment on yeah, and he'd also say I can move
Your I can move your controller with my mind is I put your control on the floor you put control on the floor
On the floor. Yeah, it makes it vibrate across the floor. I like honestly is a genius bro
I like that so I don't know how I found out to put my control in control abort 2
But I did it must have been at school. I honestly can't remember but anyway, I got past that hurdle
In the final hurdle that finally destroyed it for me
was
I
I think you kill sniper wolf
And then you go for a door and it goes
Please enter disc two
I didn't have this too. I forget that some games did have more than one melgus. I had three discs, I think
But I thought if it was if it was pirated, I thought it would all be there
No, he didn't have the part the people that are part of these games probably don't know he's just gone
Oh, my boy wants metal gets solid one. He's going here. He's metal. So one they don't know his multiple discs there
Whatever. Yeah, so did you ever complete it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I did. I got I ended up getting a full game
I did it but it was not it weren't like it was just it was all I could do. It was the end of that
So I had to just keep replaying it. But yeah, what a little heartbreak
Um, but yeah, that just reminds me of good times this joyous occasion in my life, but that's so clever genius
Why don't they do that type of shit anymore? He does that's why he's so highly renowned. Oh, he still does that. He's a genius
Death stranding. Yeah, that's him
Weirdest fucking game ever. I haven't played it, but I just know that it's meant to be really fucking weird
No one really knows what's going on. Yeah, it's very weird not for everyone. But once again, he's trying different things
He's always done that the stealth genre exists because of Hideo Kojima. Mm-hmm pretty much
So that's very exciting. I i'm a massive fan of shit like that
Yeah massive he was honestly a genius pioneer of the industry. Yeah, so yeah, that's that's my number four and three I guess but yeah
There you go
Well, we're going to be a solid one. But yeah, shout out mass effect special
Honorable mention. I wonder how that works
Now if you played it on a pc or something like swapping the the controllers over and all that shit, I'd imagine they've just
Got rid of it. No, I imagine you know, it's still there
I imagine it would just be a case of clicking something where you're like, yeah, but now press this button
Yeah, not fucking now delete the game and reinstall it on a different level
It's changed you watch it on youtube bro. I'll send you some links. That's very clever
I like that especially the reading that reading your fucking memory stick. Oh, I see you watch porn hub a lot
It ain't like that bro, come on now he's a playstation 1 memory card, baby like
Yeah
At the time as a young lad i'm spooky i'm spooked. I'm like how how does it know I do like football
Yeah, he also he also comments on like your game performance in milky as well as I see you save a lot
Yeah, I see you died 36 times. You know, he's very he's very smart. That's very like I'm anis very very cool man
Honestly, yeah, i'll send you some youtube links for that later. Yeah
Stop stalling. What's your number two?
I'm trying to think like outside the box
Away from when we did a list the other time because I feel like it's a pointless venture
If I just list off ratchet and clank and the last of us, so i'm trying to think of something else
That would really fall into that
Your games are your games mate assassins creed two
Is number two
The mic
I love it. I love it. I don't know what to say about that. No, you you do you bro massive inspiration for for um
Um for the tattoos on my body is assassins creed. I very much like when I was a kid playing that I never played
assassins creed like the first one what I joined on assassins creed 2
So I never did the outlier
storyline type stuff so
Xeo was was my first interaction with assassins creed. I was fucking obsessed with it when I when it first come out
I loved it. I thought
that
it it was just
Everything the perfect assassin type stuff. It made you feel cool playing it
I was I was very involved with it running around rome and fucking fucking stabbing people in the neck with your hidden blade all that type of shit
and
The the music and just the way that it played
I don't know how to put it into words with how much if you if you know me
then
You'll know that I was very obsessed with assassins creed. Like I say, i've got xeo tattooed on me
I've got jacob fryer tattooed on me. I've got the black flag fucking symbol
There's assassins creed on me still didn't get me into the movie for free though
You know, I mean these hundreds of pounds of artwork that's on my arms people see these on a daily
Didn't get me in that shitty movie for free. I still have to pay full price for that waste of time
Pathetic movie was shit. Don't ever watch that terrible
uh
The entire assassins creed genre, I think is incredible
apart from the last
couple of ones valhalla and fucking origins and I think they they're on to something different now, but the ones before that
uh, I just
I think yeah, I think the the the the story behind them with the animus and it's you you're going back in time to different
worlds and
the
historical events
uh with uh, like
Leonardo da vinci and and all the stuff like that you learn shit from it. I know it's not 100 accurate
But it didn't really fucking make a kite and then send an assassin flying around rome
You know what? I mean like collecting feathers and shit that didn't happen
but they they still took inspiration from that and
I think at its at its peak it was very
Everyone was playing assassin's creed. You know, I mean, did you ever play it? Was it your cup of tea?
Really? I played I was super excited for the first one
I remember watching the it was still early on in the youtube life cycle
The trailer for assassin's creed one. I watched it
Just continuously. Yeah, it was probably about 18. I was just obsessed with it. And then when it came out, I thought yeah
I like it. It was good. I believe I played the second one. But to me they were just throwaway stories
I wasn't really interested. I didn't really appreciate them
um, but it all depends on the settings for me and I
And I I was shot on the other side of the fence. I know valhalla's not very popular
But me being a huge viking fan that really that really um
That really sold it to me and the uh an odyssey as well
I've always been well, I used to know a lot about greek mythology not so much no more kind of
dissipated from my brain because I haven't used that knowledge, but I was a huge fan of greek mythology
But the common argument for them is they shouldn't be assassin's creed. No, it should be branded as something and I agree so
Essentially, they're good games, but they're not assassins. Yeah, they should be other games. So do I like assassin's creed?
Yes, but not I wouldn't get really excited about a new one
But I like the new ones but they shouldn't be assassin's creed because I don't like the animus
I don't like all that stuff. Yeah, I just like the historic and the mythical beast. I like the
I like the I like the the witcher side of it. You know, I like that. That's cool
But you can't have that in in a historically accurate world. I think they're trying to merge too many things together
I I just think that the like you just say if you're not invested in the story, you're not invested. I was I
I cared for the for the the characters in it and
It's I say assassin's creed too because obviously I have to pick one but I like them all
They're they're all very good, especially revelations when etzio becomes a little old man. He dies in that chair. He's all crusty. It's it
Yeah, it's just very um
Like you I watched the trailers non-fucking stop. I've never found it
But it was a it was like a mashup of the assassin's creed 2 trailer and the assassin's creed unity trailer
Someone had sort of mashed them together and put imagine dragons
Uh radioactive as the song in the background and I remember first seeing I was like, this is the shit like this
This fuck it. This is mental and
just watching
The the scenes of assassin's creed made me so hyped to play it. So it sits very firmly on my
Fucking hell something in my throat. It sits very firmly on that on that top two place
And it is also taking inspiration from my number one spot
spot
Congratulations, which we'll get to after you've taken your number two spot. Okay. Well, I'd say it's a good choice for number two
But I don't particularly care for it, but i'm glad you do
Fucking hell number two
Probably not particularly surprising to many
god of war
Yeah, i'm not gonna argue am I but I have different reasons to many I suppose
Yeah, my reasons for god of war being so high is because
It reminds me very much of the man that I considered to be my father
growing up young
He's not with us anymore rip, but he was uh, he was a strong man
He never showed emotions. You never you know boy. Yeah, he would never say I love you
You would never show like he cared
But but you know, but I didn't really I didn't and and as silly as it sounds
And I know it is silly playing that game made me
See the similarities between the two because of course he cares of course kratos cares for a choice. Yeah. Yeah, but
You know it was
He well, he was just very similar. Yeah, the main goal is to not show that no
He was a very strong man and he and he yeah
He just I don't know what was going on in his head
But he never he never showed that he cared for me but looking back
I know he really did and I wasn't yeah, I say I wasn't even his son
So his mental how much he did care for me, but you know, I won't go too far into that. But yeah the similarities I suppose
Is what done it for me?
It was
I was on emotional strings through the whole thing for that because I've never had a game
Resonate with me like that before and I spoke to corey. I managed to get a message to him
um
And and yeah, he he he sent me a really long message back saying how much he appreciated and understood and how nice it is
That he can they they can touch people's lives in a positive way and that's what games are for, you know, and that is true
uh, so yeah, i'm i'm always thankful for that game the
the taking of the ashes to
um the top of the mountain I kind of did the same in terms of
He used to jump off a pier
At the end of a pier and swim back to the shore when he was younger and he always used to go there
And he and I went to the end of that pier with his sisters and they let me throw his ashes off
Even though they are blood relation. I have no relation, but that just shows how much he cared for me
as um
As you know steps on so so to speak so I you know, I kind of had that small journey
obviously, I wasn't I wasn't batting valkyries and
Going through the nine realms chased by gods, but I drove to the seaside and threw him off the off the pier
So, you know take the take the uh
Yeah, the parallels there from as you will but uh, yeah
No, that's that's the main reason obviously the game's fantastic in itself. And once again
Is is dripping in norse mythology?
And i'm and I love vikings and i love vikings and that's the same
Same stuff and yeah, yeah, obviously we can't wait for ragnarok, but that's my reason for
It's short and sweet, but that's my reason for god of war and that's why it will always stay with me
This man loves god of war so much that if he takes his hat off, he looks like kratos
Minus minus obviously the massive muscles and kratos is his tattoos i'm getting there you get in there but
He shaved his head and has a big bushy beard. It's very very similar. It's very cool
I think kratos looks like me actually
right
I think he got that comparison. He based his whole look. Yeah. Yeah
I'm definitely not a
I'm a traitor if he had a couple of mackeys before he fucking went to the seventh round
No, that's cool. Uh, yeah
if
If I hadn't been assassin's creed then yeah god of war would have sat for me and they really
Really? Out of all the games we play just picking free is fucking
You know what I mean? It just depends what they catch them and all I know is that game will always be up there somewhere
Massively and you know, I know it's an easy pick but my reasons are different and i would have been
It would have been against what I should have done if I didn't pick it. So I had to put it in there. Yeah
That's cool
so
My number one. Oh, yeah number one
One, my number one. Prince of persia sands of time. You're joking prince of persia
Sands of time. You've been serious now. It's been a very long time since I played prince of persia
So I can't remember I can remember the ones after it. I can't remember the names of them
So I won't pretend that they're the number ones because I can't actually remember them
But prince of persia sands of time is the
Is the game that spawned?
The gaming for me was one of the very first games I played sands of time that and ratchet and clank
They both hold a very very fucking my childhood was built around both of them
And I played prince of persia a lot with my mom of all people went on sands of time
I don't know if you've ever played it
There's a point where you have to walk through you're in a room and there's like a hundred different doorways like a coliseum
And you have to run through them in a certain pattern
And my little brain couldn't fucking figure it out and I had my mom with me and she was like give me the controller dickhead
I'll do it
And and yeah, I fell asleep and then I woke up and she's sitting there with fucking legos. She'd mapped out the
Coliseum with legos
And fucking yeah to figure out how to do it
And um
And yeah, she did it and then basically just give me back
Well, I say she give me back the controller I had to beg her because she really got into it as well
but I I just loved prince of persia man, it was
It was such a fun game and
Obviously assassins creed takes a lot of inspiration from that
And I think that's why they never did sort of like a remake
remaster whatever or just carried on with the assassin with the um prince of persia genre because they had assassins creed that was their
that that was their spawn from that and
I think yeah, it's just
It it's not a great game if I went back to it now, I'd probably go. Yeah, this is this game's actually shit
But at the time when I first started playing it
It was everything to me because it got me into gaming 100%
And I just wish that I could go back and play it but that sits firmly around the the number one spot areas
Amongst all the other number ones that I have
That's my number one
Number one good for you. Bloody bloody blah. No, let's listen to your shitty number one. Which are three world hunt
Navigate as dean finished it. Hold on a second. Yes. Yes, you haven't played any of my
You haven't i've named four games and you haven't played any of them god of war. I don't know. I suppose
uh witcher three
Don't know why it's all right just is yeah. No, um, I played which two
Uh, i've always been a huge
Uh, predominantly, uh fantasy gamer. I like I like the medieval things. I like swords more than guns, etc
so i've always
Gone with them skyrims and all that sort of stuff
Uh, so yeah, the witcher 2 came out. I believe it came out on the xbox
360
Something like that. And yeah, I liked it. I played it. I was like, it's all right. It's not too bad. It wasn't wasn't great
It is now looking back by the time I was obviously naive and ignorant to what a great game it was
I was like, yeah, it's all right. Then when I saw the uh reveal for witcher three
Blew my mind. I was I was all the way in before I even knew anything about I started reading the books. I was
I was in
and uh
Another tiny funny story about that
Is leading up to the witcher three release date. Mm-hmm
I went for a job interview
Cool now in this job interview, they essentially told me that yeah, you've got the job. You got the job
Love that and they and they did the classic
Got any holidays booked? Oh
Here we go. And I said we like that funnily enough. Yeah
Really because of that, you know, neither here nor there
Um funny thing is about I played it for a bit and I was like, yes, all right
Yes
It's all right. It was a bit meh. Yeah, it was a bit meh
Maybe because I didn't play it for a while. I went back to it and for some reason unbeknownst to man
He grabbed me by the bollocks and it says you're not going anywhere. Yeah, stay here son. Yeah, you that's this is where you live now
Yeah, and I stayed there happily for a long time and I got clarky involved. I was like come over here. Look at this
I got to skella guys. I'll stop eating that shit and come over. I went full toward outer toward out
Let's see that mountain you can get up there. So I took him to the mountain. I jumped off and he jumped off here
Look harpy's in the water boat go over there showed him he went home. He bought it
Obsessed I was about to say it's not multiplayer. Is it? No, you don't need to be
Experienced something like that the story in that the characters in that
Just they're 10 out of 10 and obviously now they're in book format anyway
But obviously they're the originals and the game has been adapted and twisted in and put his own spin on it
But still the same characters, you know and love and now with the witcher series is proper hit in the mainstream. Love it
Um, and yeah, it's just it's just always it's something about you know
When you know when a game just grabs you and you just you're in a not just the game being good
You at that present moment in time are just in a positive state of mind
You're it's a good you're it's a good time to be alive. You're happy in yourself. So
Like I say, there's some games that I might associate
Or I like not because I like the games but because I associate playing them games in a very good moment in my life
where I felt really happy and positive and i'm not bogged down with mundane things and
stresses of adult life, I guess so yeah at the time
witcher 3 was it was just a pinnacle for me and
Obviously, it's highly regarded by most to be the same but it will never
It will never not be I can't see
How it ever gets beaten because I've got such a fond feeling for that game and memory of it
And obviously they're remaking it for ps5 or remastering it. I suppose I don't really know
No one really knows exactly what they're doing
Um, so that would be interesting to see
And obviously I'll have to do a full playthrough because that's just who I am but wow
What what a game and has inspired me to have a have a tattoo
Much like your assassin's creed one except mine's right on me throat. Yep
Makes them look dangerous and scary and unapproachable which I'm not I'm cuddly. Yeah
Uh, well, I'm not cuddly don't cuddle me
Just say all right, son
But yeah, that's uh, that's that's that really that's that's that's our top three games so
You know, I'm sure that list will change and we'll do it again sometime
Yeah, we've really scraped the barrel for this one. No, I think that's I think if you know, no
We've made some good fucking points. Yeah, it's a good top three four list. Don't put us down reese. Yeah
apologies
So that's that section done moving on to the final section that we always do. What have you been playing?
No, man sky
Someone I work with
Well, someone I work with jay
He did say he was like is this fucking episode going to be a no man's sky again?
And I said, I can't help it. He's downloaded it and started playing it. Yeah, I spoke about that much
He was like, does he hate it? It was I'll give us a go. He said he got
He got stuck on the base building. Have you not helped him? He only just started playing it
He's on xbox as well. I know I can still play with him start base, but what you know where you've you're he's obviously
Really still on the bits where it makes you build the fucking save beacons and the base
You know the shit that you don't actually have to do
No, I don't think so. Oh, sorry, mate
Probably not
I I said I did say i'll add you and and i'll come and i'll help you because I said when when I first started
Playing I said you you pretty much rocked up and said what do you need that that that all right?
Take that take that build that fucking don't listen to that off we go
I didn't want to take over and and not let you be tutorialized but I think if you just start and you're stuck on the plant
And you're like you need this to this and this and you get bogged down. I did say to him
Yeah, you can become overwhelmed. You think this is shit
Yeah
So I know what things are important to learn and what things are just mundane collect items and putting things, you know
We're not silly. We can work it out. I said to him get through it
I said the first little the first couple of hours the building blocks of it are somewhat boring
But I said it really does fucking open up
I'd go as far as to say I played it so much that i've now superseded you
I'm not even close you miles ahead. Definitely have not your miles ahead of me
Not even i'm not even close to your level. Mm. It's it's cute how how uh quickly I passed the mantle to you and now
You you are now that i've got yeah, you're the boss now. I've gone a bit mental with so if I come on at some point
You're gonna be like what do you need boy? Yeah
You literally I so in the last episode I said that I had doubled my playtime since the episode before that
I've now doubled that playtime. It's gone crazy. I have put what we're talking
I think
After after double check it. I think it's on like the 55 hour mark something like that
so mine's on 40 and i've I have
I have over 200 million in the bank
and my my freighter
Has so much money in it like in just resources
I've just started stockpiling the shit that's like super rare to get and blow like storm crystals
I've got fucking loads of them. They mean nothing to me
You know what I mean? I've got all this shit that was just worth a fortune. I got
Any normal person would look at that and go I need to sell that to get the dough out of it
But me I just go I'll just fucking chuck it in the bank means nothing to me
I got I got a fucking
I got two twenty twenty two
Frigates so when then when none of them were on a mission and I spawn in my freighter. It's an army
It's a genuine army. It looks ridiculous. I see that picture
It looks crazy. It's bigger. It's bigger since then now that was when it was 19 or something like that
So there's there's even more I I don't think there is a limit on how many you can have
So i'm just going to keep buying them keep taking up a whole galaxy when I obviously it gives you a list
When you go to send your frigates on a mission and they're all rated so it goes s class a class whatever
And when I first started I had one s class was I asked quite cool. Most of them were c's and b's
I don't even bother unless it's an a i'm not fucking touching it doesn't matter to me
But when I go on the list now, the first two pages are s
Nice just s s s s
Find this stuff so often. I still haven't found an s rated shit
I've seen an s ranked ship in my entire time of playing no man's sky and I haven't just played it for 40 hours
That's just the ps5 version. I've got two sitting there that I don't use and one of them got scrapped. That's
Honestly, and and connor connor's found this ships. One of my pilots is an s rated
Because I just found it. I thought that's it. I've got i've got an s rated pilot. That's all I got
I've got three of them now
Working towards getting the fourth one. You know, I mean the i'll see you've unlocked you've used you've got all them nanites as well
So you've unlocked all the squadron holes
That's what i'm saying. I i've i've i need to unlock the fourth one
Okay, but i'm gonna get there. Don't worry and um
Yeah, next on my list is to find a uh an a rated freighter because I won't be able to fall
Ah, you still ain't got a s-rated freighter though, ain't you? I found a lot of a's but they're just I can't
Be asked with swapping over because they're just not as good as what i've got at the moment for some reason
My b class is better than everywhere else
Um, so until I see something better, i'm not gonna bother but yeah my my goal before that was to get a living starship
Fucking hell
That's difficult to get hold of
Yeah, you see that's that's not a fun one. Well, it is fun. It is a fun one. It's just long-winded but it's fucking worth it
So yeah, that's what i've been playing and I will continue to keep playing that i'm gonna play that after this podcast
Are you gonna play the wrath of the lamb cult of the lamb wrath of the lamb site finding the rise of the lamb?
I will get it. Yeah, good lad. I'll be interested to hear your thoughts is either I already have
It's either that or mass effect. We have to move you on
I mean maybe wean you off of no man's sky onto another space journey
I need to I need to jump on the laptop more
I've got hellblade downloaded which was actually I spoke to Steph about that and she said it's been in her wish list for years
So she was very excited that I have that so I need to play that at some point
I'll get mass effect on the on the laptops
And then yeah, I've very nearly bought yeah mass effects free so you can get cold with the lamb and mass effects. So there you go
um
Well, I have been playing
Oh, yeah, what have you been playing? I've been playing
call of duty warzone
It's bollocks isn't it? It's bollocks
Why? I see it. I saw you with Roycey
Once when I logged in and I see you was playing with you both of my friends is the most playing coder for
Here we go
I've lost him again
Lost him to fucking the shitty little first person shooter
Gone because I know what cods like you jump on it and you go. Yeah, this is like this. This is fun
That's exactly why this is fun. And this is easy. This feels nice
Give it a week and you'll know I've already felt the burn of getting jump shot. It's been shot
Honestly, the sweats on this fucking games gets a life. Yeah, go do something with
The levels of players on there are far beyond why I was fairly decent in the game wouldn't say good
I'd say I was decent but the levels that the people they are now I
You know, you see them like fake videos of people and it's like people that play cordia and they got sweat bands on
That's that's that's the hell I imagine it's nuts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is
When I were sometimes when I when I get killed and i'm you know, you do the class. Yeah, he must be cheating
Yeah, so you so you watch them for a bit and they're cheating. They've got like 4 000 kills, you know in one game
This doesn't make sense because they're cheating
And i'm just well then most of them aren't to be fair and i'm watching him
I'm just like i'm watching his movement and my brain can't keep up with what my eyes are seeing so I can't understand
this person is
They're thinking it yeah, yeah, they're seeing it and they're doing and they're pressing the buttons to do it
Like and my brain can't just watch it and keep up. It's it's mental. So yeah fair play, but no, it's just
It's a it's a good game to sit back chill. Well, I don't know about chill
Sit back and just you know, kick it with the boys, but obviously
You know, i'm trying to keep them and maintain a non
Toxic game
I guess uh attitude to it. So if I die is like, ah never mind. But sometimes i'm like, ah, i'm biting pillows and stuff
You know, I don't want to get into that like that to me. So yeah, I just want to take it nice and chill
It is what it is. It was good fun game. And yeah, i'm enjoying that now. So yeah looking forward to modern warfare 2
Fuck fuck it pre-ordered the vault edition. It's gonna be shit 100%
It's going to be I said that on episode one. It's going to be shit. It's going to be fun for about five minutes. Well,
I call duty. I think it's risky something like god of war 100% not gonna fail but call of duty
You said prince of persia sounds the time is your number one game
No, I said it was the number one for this list doesn't mean there's number one of all time you and I buy the game
I mean, it's a good game. It's a good game
No, I said it was a number one for this list doesn't mean there's number one of all time you and I both know
That we can't pick you do you if it is more power to you?
But yeah, that's what i've been playing who knows what we plan next week this week whatever
But I will be playing cult of the lamb and I will have some final opinions
Next week and who knows maybe we'll start leaving a number rating whether we go one to five
One to ten or maybe we'll we'll we'll switch it up and do completely the opposite to what other people do and do it
No, man's cry rating of an s a b
Yeah, we're getting to a point now where we're gonna start sort of finding our niche. I think
We'll start getting there. We'll start doing our thing put our little stamp on the podcasting world and they'll go
Oh, yeah, I know. What's the buttons those those silly twats do that. I don't like that. So I don't listen to them
Yeah, like idiots stay away from them and they're right. We are idiots. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, don't get confused thinking that we're intellectual
I know that I haven't said anything that would ever make anyone think that i'm an intellectual but
We aren't you know, I mean we're not we're just normal people
That aren't interesting even normal is a bit of a push. You're you're a bit odd and
I'm slightly slightly odd. I'm a very weird one. You are yeah, that's that we've done episode eight
Yeah, that's that's the end of what's the buttons episode eight once again
Thanks for watching and listening or whatever it is that you do
Yeah, obviously you're not watching because you don't give us no money to get go pros. It's ridiculous
We went through the little list and of the 40 odd people that download this every week and we do genuinely mean
Thank you because we can't actually pinpoint who those 40 odd people are
We could only account for about a quarter of them. Well, it's more it's more than that
We won't give out the exact numbers, but it's decent for us
We're we're very happy with it
While I got you the socials what's the buttons podcast on instagram?
um
and
The twitter is at what's the button button?
Once again, like I say, it's on the link tree that will be just pasted everywhere
So then you can just click on that and then all the socials are on there
The link tree also has the twitch on it as well
Which we will be using at some point when we get a chance to utilize it. Yeah, you'll be the first to know
So thanks very much and we'll catch you next week. Uro