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Hello everyone, this is episode 5 of the what's the buttons podcast. My name is Rhys and with me I have ash

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Ash isn't doing so well today. He's been on the graveyard shift. So be me carrying this podcast by the sounds of it

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We've got a little list put together of some some exciting shit that we're gonna talk about to be fair

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It looks quite decent some drama some new shit. So

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Pay attention for the next hour and we'll crack on

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What's first and this is the last of us now I I

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Not really in on this beef, but if you were listening to our previous previous episode, or was it the one before?

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I think we talk about quite regularly. Yeah, one of the episodes we spoke about the

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remaster or the the remake whatever you whatever is labeled as of the last of us one coming to PS 5 and I spoke how I

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Think it's a cash grab and it's just a fucking there's no there's nothing special and we had a discussion about it

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Well, ash has some news that's gonna be new to me

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I've seen one clip this morning sort of touching on the subject, but I'm a bit blind to it. So

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Let me know take it away. Ash. Yeah, take it away. So hello everybody

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I'm a bit tired go easy on me a lot bit of a belly ache as well

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I'm hungry

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I offered him food. Yeah, I said no I didn't want pasta bro

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So yeah yesterday. I saw a lot of tweets about

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The state of last of us remake and how much is a cash grab and I thought I remember someone else saying it's a cash grab

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What's a surprise?

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Hmm, I called it and you did well, we'll see won't we so I thought well

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We'll look into it a little bit more funny enough

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like Naughty Dog then released the 10 minute clip yesterday of

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The last of us showing gameplay diving deep into you know, the the motherboard how it all works showing you

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You know the green screens where people are looking and letters above the AI's head showing you what they're thinking

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And it's just all technical jar. No, I don't understand

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But nonetheless, it looks very pretty

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It's the same fucking game that you're charging 70 fucking quid for I mean, come on. Why why?

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Listen, I'm the last of us fan. I'm not a last was found on the levels of this man

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Yeah, I really enjoyed it

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But for me, they're like one and done games maybe a two if if you're feeling fruity

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And maybe go through on a hard mode, but they're not like replayable games for me

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I don't know a lot of people do but not for me. So as

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Len dog rightly said last time is already bought it twice bought it for the ps3

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Yeah, then it was remade for the ps4 remastered. Yeah, and now a remake for the ps5, which don't get me wrong

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Looks beautiful. I mean it does look up to the standards of the last of us to so they have worked magic

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But is it necessary and is it worth 70 pound? I don't think so. However

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if they were to

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make it so if you have the last of us or

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You played it before a certain date so you don't just go out by last of us on the ps4 and then go

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Oh, I can upgrade for cheap and they did an upgrade path. I think that would be fine

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But charging 70 quid regardless of whether you've owned the last of us before or not

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It's the same game who they target in because everyone and their mothers played that point

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Don't charge me 70 quid for a fucking game. That's already come out twice before you know, I mean I

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Squaring I love the last of us and I am NOT comfortable paying seven. I won't I won't do it

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I just won't happen. Did you not say that last of us who is your favorite game of all time? It is

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Yes, I'm not paying another 70 quid for it. You know, so surely that speaks volumes in itself

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It's that's your favorite game of all time your favorite franchise. So to speak. Yeah

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Then and you're not willing to pay 70 pound and don't get me wrong. This geezer froze money for fun. Yeah

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He sees a nice toy is I don't care how much is you heard about the Ragnarok saga. So I had no Funko's

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Almost two months ago and now I've got over 600 quid's worth of fun. Yeah, he's got more than me

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I've been collecting them for about ten years

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So yeah, if they're not selling it to you like an avid fan

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Who's got merch backpacks all the sorts of nonsense you got tattoos?

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Yeah, actually, yeah. Yeah, you got a firefly. So do you mean if they're not selling it to you?

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Who they selling it to exactly it's it's I it's not something that I was hyped of that when we had the last of us

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Two and that that story was that that was it done after all the drama all that bullshit

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Everyone knows my stance on that one

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So I won't get into it

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But after last of us two I thought that was it that that's now finished leave it alone

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Focus on something else Naughty Dog are an amazing studio

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They have the the talent behind them to pump out this incredible incredible stuff

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So I thought work on something else. It'll be great

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No instead they bring back the last of us one on a ps5. Yes, it the graphics look great

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Yes, they've they claim to change certain things and the multiplayer and things like that, but it's

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It was a single player

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Campaign very story driven game and there's only so much you can do with that

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Without bringing out things like DLC for it. So then just remaking it and adding in a couple of new bits

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It's difficult for me to talk completely on it

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because like I said, I've only seen one clip and that one clip was Joel beating the shit out of someone with a baseball bat and

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The animation looked the same. There was there was nothing new about it. It just looked better which

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In today's day and age you need something a little bit more than just graphics to really to make someone throw another 70 bones

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And that's coming from a graphics or your graphics or aren't you?

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Yeah, massively, massively, massively. I love graphics

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But I'm not gonna throw another 70 quid or something where I have already played the story at least twice

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Through and through you know, I mean rightly so I'm

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Excited with you on that one, but I genuinely thought they were making it from the ground up, which I didn't think it needed anyway

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But they are also they did throw

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That's an interesting noise

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They did throw out that they've done that we've added t-shirts

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God what's this? I don't know sounds like a drill to me

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That's sound like a drill and we might be back in a minute depending how much longer that carries on

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They have added like cosmetics. They've added clothes for whoever wants clothes

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Little statues you can rotate to have a look at you know, the detail which is great

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You know once again 70 quid then and I know no you're not a fan of it, but me and my power Clarkie

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Last was factions. We loved it. We played that for untold amount of hours fantastic. We loved it anyway. I know you didn't

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That's not coming with it either. So there's no multiplayer component. Is it not? No, so there's no multiplayer component to it

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So they've removed a feature. So what was this multiplayer component that they were talking about saying that they were redoing and everyone was excited for?

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It's a complete separate entity. They're talking like that. That's on the scale of

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The last of us franchise in in its entirety

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and it does sound exciting new the details are sparse but

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That yeah

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It'll be exciting

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There's no factions in if they had factions

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reworked like even if it was just the same with the graphical overhaul that might have been enough to pull me and Clarkie and

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Mmm, but taking that away is it's even less of a package

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So you've replaced the multiplayer with better graphics and some t-shirts and some statues are commutate. No, no, not really for me

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For 70 quid yeah, and and it's such a huge game that as I said previously

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Everyone and their mothers played here this point

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So I know they got the series coming out and it'd be a good jumping off point for many people

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But I feel at this point if if you haven't played the last of us

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Then you probably won't play the last of us

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I think that the the last of us there's been so many games that are the post-apocalyptic setting and it's you know

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So much shit has been done with that

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I think the last of us and the the storyline behind it and everything involved with the last of us sits near the top if

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not at the top in terms of games that go with the post-apocalyptic world and

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I think they have to be very careful to not try and milk it too much

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They've got a good thing. They had a good thing. It will go down in history books as being an incredible like set of games

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Leave it leave it like I say you got the series coming out. So there's gonna be money pumping in from that

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Anyway, just leave the games alone

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Let them don't turn it into something where you're trying to milk as much out of it as possible

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Because a studio like Naughty Dog, they don't need to fucking milk the game for every single penny

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It's got because they've got money behind them. So just you know

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I mean move that talent on to something else rather than just fucking

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Killing like you say most people have played it and if you're not gonna if you haven't played already chances are

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You're gonna be drawn to something else. Anyway, they're both both of the games are long stories

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So first you have to find the time to do it. I think both together

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It's like 60 70 hours worth of fucking campaign. There's a lot of time to designate on a game that's

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Coming out for the third time. I mean

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If someone if someone watches the new last of a series and they're like, you know what I've got ps4 sitting about I

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Want to check out these games?

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You're telling me that the last of us remastered on the ps4 is not good enough to stand up and

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be counted because

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That's a good enough game to go. Yeah, you know this this runs fine

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It's you know, the gun plays a bit clunky, but the last of us to gun plays not exactly

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Exactly, it's supposed to be clunky anyway, because it's there people just trying to survive, you know, it's part of the part of the charm

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so to go into

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The remastered version that would have been fine to then jump into last of us to and be like wow

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Did it it's ten years old? Is it necessary?

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You're getting into dangerous territory when a ten-year-old game is getting remade

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They could have used them resources and done a last of a spin-off with one of the other characters

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Yeah, do something that they don't they don't they're not putting out the the content to warrant

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Doing trying to do get so much out of it. They had that one DLC on the last of us one left behind

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Yeah, that was quite good. But again, that was like an hour. You know, I mean it wasn't it wasn't long

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It was a nice little story

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Yeah, just leave the fucking thing

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I don't think it will be a good reception if I'm honest people will buy it because of the hype surrounding it

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But I if you ain't charging 70 bones for that

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I think the reception is good part charging full price for that when it's just a

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Liquor paint is probably an understatement because it looks beautiful

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But you've removed the multiplayer aspect which a lot of people are a fan of

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And you've put some t-shirts and some collectibles in there. Oh and and they've got a permadeath mode

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I mean you have to be a maniac

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Yeah, you can do your own permadeath mode. Just go when I die off. Yeah, you don't need that implemented

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I they've also put a speed running mode in so all that is what they showed was a little timer in the top right of

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The screen which you can do if you're fine. Yeah, I mean it there's I

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Me and Ash aren't games developers in case you weren't aware we we

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You throw us in a room and tell us to make a game chances are we can't do it

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so I won't sit here and pretend like I know how to make fucking game, but I

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Just I just don't think that this has been the best use of time

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It's playing on the nostalgia aspect like Ash said it's ten years old

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Just leave it alone for fuck's sake if it I agree though if it was if it was say

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35 quid yeah, I think 40 pound is a something like that

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Let's say let's say you got it. You got it cheaper if you already own the game most people have got the game

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It's fucking free on on

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PlayStation Plus so you have access to the game itself and then yeah

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35 40 quid you can have this this updated version to ps5 with these new features in rather than saying right you can have all

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Of this for 70 quid it's not a brand new game

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You've all you've just built you've sort of redone shit on a game that's existed for for a decade and arguably removed features

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And and placed in you know things that people were not crying out for

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You know I don't think people are crying out for different t-shirts and collectible statues

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That's what they said in the video that we've added some highly requested community features

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Who's requested this what community what last of us community is there that's still thriving what what are they thriving on exactly a single-player?

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What we thriving on there? I love it to pieces, but I'm not sitting here fucking thriving with it every single day

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I think this isn't this isn't we're not here to just shit all over Naughty Dog because they are they're probably one of the leading

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Producers, you know they're fantastic the work. They put out is

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11 out of 10 more or less so that's not the that's not the goal here

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The goal is to try and understand the thinking and the reasoning behind it because I can't I can't understand

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What their game plan was I can't imagine a board meeting when Neil Druckmann's gone right last of us remake ground up

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They've gone hey, yeah

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Probably feels to them that they've just finished working on it. Yeah, so why would they who's gone? Yeah a great idea

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They've they've obviously gone into a bit more than that

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We're doing the last of a series

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So if we can come inside this and there might be some numbers crunching and they're making things make sense

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But the general consensus yesterday on social media wasn't good. I reserved judgment. I stuck up for it last time

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I think we spoke about it

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when we was arguing about whether remakes are worth it and

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After seeing that that that 10-minute video, which you should have watched before you did this actually, but they are

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It leaves a bit to be desired. I hope last of us fans will enjoy it

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I hope they see sense and knock the price down a bit

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But I know I know people will buy it regardless, but whether they're gonna hit the figures

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They're hoping to hear that's left up for a debate

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Agreed and we'll leave it there. Otherwise, we'll keep fucking whinging about it. Yeah, well hate us. There you go

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Why will while I still got you we're just gonna quickly plug the socials

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Mainly just for feedback. Once again, we'd like to hear people's opinions and also it helps grow the podcast

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so the Instagram is at what's the buttons podcast and

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Twitter is at what's the button with no s on the end because as I said before some knob heads got that and they don't

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Post nothing. So they are there's no apostrophe in what so ever

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I know that it's not the correct terminology and blah blah blah. It used to have an apostrophe

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It's just easier to take the fucking thing out because it's easier to type in its laziness really

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But everything doesn't have an apostrophe and I believe work smart not harder exactly

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So don't be putting an apostrophe. I only say that because there's some things where I've searched it up and

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Putting the apostrophe in it hasn't shown up. So yeah, leave it out

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And that's that's the socials and in our Instagram is the link to our link tree

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Which has got all the all the Google podcast the Apple will it anything to do with what's the buttons is on there?

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Even the Twitter. Yeah, except for the website because that's still in hibernation mode at the moment

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Yeah, well, yeah once this grows to

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I'm not paying 180 quid just to have the website. I'll keep the domain

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Give us some money and I'll get the website up

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No man's sky

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Yes

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No man's sky

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Talk to me

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I've been waiting an entire 12 hours to talk about this

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Is that it? I thought this had been building up over the week

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It was I didn't that so there's been a massive update. I

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Downloaded no, I played no man's sky before didn't really enjoy it

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Ash said they've done all this sick shit

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So stop being an idiot and download it normally when he tells me to download a game and play it

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Nine times out of ten it it's in my favor. So I've downloaded it again played it again

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Actually enjoyed it. How

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it was asking me to get hold of some stuff to build a base and it was taking a while and I I

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Didn't lose interest but I thought I'm just sitting here fucking walking around

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Basically a desert trying to find shit that I cannot find and my base looks wank

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So I stopped it for the minute and then I went on to Instagram yesterday and see that they've done an update for

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freights and

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Shit that I don't know about and I messaged ash about it and he's I've been fucking playing this all day

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I said save it. We don't want to talk about it. Save it. And here we are. So he's gonna enlighten me

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Right, so no man's sky obviously being the big space buff that I am when that got announced

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I was pretty excited. It came out was shit

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Really really bad

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And I was streaming at that time and I was doing quite well streaming

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That came out and it was like this is shit in it chat

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And they're like, yes it is. Yes, it is shit sir. Go back to dark

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So a brilliant stream that would have been this is wank, but no I was really trying

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I'll probably give it a lot more chance than most people did. I was like I want to like it, but I don't understand

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What what is this? It's a mess. It's rubbish. There's nothing to do. I'm laying on planet. It's just barren

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There's nothing there. There's nothing going on. There's no story

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You know and and I remember as well

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Sean Murray of hello games the creators he was asked in an interview before the game came out

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You know, what's the end, you know, it's a procedurally generated universe something that the human mind can't comprehend

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What happens at the end and he's like you are not ready. You are not ready for the end

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It is gonna blow your socks off. Honestly, you've never seen anything like it

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He went in hard on the ending now. I never finished it because it was shit really boring

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but I know what the ending was and

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It's not the ending anymore. So it won't it won't be a spoiler when I say

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Basically, the whole goal originally of no man's sky was to get to the center of the universe

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Which you know you go into a system

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The loop was you go into a system you get enough shit to get enough fuel for your hyperdrive to walk to the next system

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Over and over and over again. There was nothing else to do. There's no base building. It was literally that

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The people that actually did grind and put the time into get to the end

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You reach the center of the universe and you know what happens go on. You're welcome

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Spits you out back in the middle of nowhere. That's it. That's the end

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Just spit you out into another solar system. It's nothing. It just spits you out into another solar system

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You just carry on. It's just nothing. It's just shit

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That was the big ending that he planned. He also said that there would be multiplayer

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and you know, but you would never see anyone else because the chances of seeing anyone else would be

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Oh, that's great. This is a multiplayer game and you're never gonna play with it wasn't to be fair

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It was never advertised as a multiplayer game, but have multiplayer apps

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aspects so when he was asked, you know, will you see anyone else and

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Who do you play as a human? Are you an alien? What are you? And he was like, well, that's part of the mystery

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So when he said that no one would ever see each other because it's you know, an

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Incomprehensible

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World universe to the human mind you could literally spend your whole time on one planet

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And you wouldn't see all of it cuz it's that big as a whole planet just walking around

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But obviously you're testing gamers and you don't do that

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so, of course two people bumped into each other and they put it on twitch and

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yeah, they were both in exactly the same place and

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It was either they weren't there or there was like a little light

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They were just a little light and there was no interactivity. He was saying you can see each other

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You can actually do anything. Yeah, no, there was nothing. There was nothing. Fucking stupid

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But fast forward what five six years later and that is a different beast in time

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And that is a different beast entirely

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Probably how many what?

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15 updates something like that all three not one microtransaction in the whole game

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All the stuff they've added as I say absolutely free and all top quality. It's free to play now as well

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Isn't it? I don't think you actually have to purchase it

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I don't think it is the confusing thing to me is and what I've never understood who's funding this

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I think I reckon it's them for saying fucking sorry. It's it's almost like um, they're doing the exact opposite to what um

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cyberpunk did

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bring out this game that shit and fucked up and

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then actually put the effort into try and fix it and

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Yeah, they've they've done some incredible updates and I was reading reading a little reddit thread yesterday saying how much

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people respect

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uh the creators of no man's sky for the the devotion that they've put into that game to try and bring it up from the

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Dead and make it into something that's actually worth playing and I think they have succeeded

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Yeah, but who's funding it that six years of no money

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Who's funding this? There's no microtransactions. I might be doing it for fun. I don't know

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What else they got bills to pay nothing. That's their only game no man's sky. There's no microtransactions

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They sold a probably a bucket load of games

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But that's not sustainable for six years, but it is the perfect money laundering

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Type thing what do you mean? You need to launder a load of money make a free game

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Pile all the money into that but it wasn't free and if it's free now, it won't even more so maybe money coming from maybe

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That's what it is then it was so highly anticipated. That was the business model

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Let me hype up this game to its absolute max and say it's the most incredible game you'll ever play

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Everyone's gonna buy it. It's then gonna be shit

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Your player base is gonna drop to five percent of what it was when people bought it

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And then with the money that you've made then make it good again

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There's no business model in the world that says let's make a really shit game. Now it sounds mental, but it's working

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Yeah, but they're not making money. They must be otherwise. They wouldn't be fucking pumping out for nothing

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This is what I want to know. Who's the shadow broker? Who's paying these fools?

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I don't know. I don't even know how many people are on this

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I don't know

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Well, I love it. I've always loved it. It's one of them games whenever there's an update

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I'll go back to it and I'm like, wow, why do I stop playing this and I always stop playing it because something new comes out

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But funnily enough, I've got twitch on at the moment because they've got twitch drops activated

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So I'm getting my free ships that I'm gonna scrap get all my credits. Nice

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Um, but yeah, it's the gameplay loop now is it's overwhelming if anything because there's so much going on

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I go to do one thing so I'm like, oh I want to build this and I'll go and

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Get the materials for it and it'll be like, oh you need this material for that bit

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And I'll be like, oh, what was I building in the first place and I'll completely forget and then I'll just go off and do something else

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How long does it because because I didn't play that long probably like an hour and a half maybe two hours

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When do I get to the point where I'm fucking around in space rather than cutting down?

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Cactus. Well, have you did you repair your ship? Yeah, I repaired my ship. All right. I built my little base thing

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And I think now i've got to get more fuel for the for the warp drive again

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All right. Yeah, so the first thing I want you to do is repair the ship and then warp out of the system

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I guess

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Um, have you summoned the space anonymous?

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Anonymous

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Anonymally, yeah

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No, I ain't right. So there's a there's a I don't know what point it would be early on you can summon

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um space anonymous fuck sake a space thing

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Yeah space the death star you can summon the death star anomaly. Aha. Yeah anomaly

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So you literally just press down on the d-pad up on the d-pad or sat in and then bang

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Death star comes in and you drive in or fly in the death star bang and it takes you into a multiplayer hub

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There's loads of other players running around giving you items and doing quests all sorts of shit

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You can jump in quests with other people you can change your appearance you can

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You can put little eggs in an incubator and make your own companions that you can ride and there's so much to it

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The depth on it is nuts

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Um, so yeah, that's when the game will start opening up more

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But like I say, i'm I can just jump in with you and just drop you loads of shit and

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And show you around and i'm playing it on on this. It doesn't matter

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This is fully cross

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It's cross play. Yeah

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Oh, you know what that means? What are we all playing it on your playstation? Yeah

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Yeah, I was about to intertwine the xbox discord. Well, that ain't out yet. That was it. Yeah, but it will be soon

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Why don't you just play on playstation? You're not going on playstation. I've got it on playstation

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I think i've even got it downloaded on playstation, but

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I will have to do a test. Well, you want the ps5 version though. You got the ps4 version downloaded. Yeah

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No, I think i've got the ps5 version downloaded just jump on playstation then i'll start i'll start off

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We'll get you out that starting. I'm out. I'm i may do I think I think I might because I I want to

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I can take you to my freighter and show you what i've built

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You you i'll take you to you're grooming me

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Well, no, you know, i'll take you to the dark wing

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And uh, i'll take you for a walk the dark wing. Yes, what called it the dark wing

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Yeah, I didn't give it a really cool name because I don't really like it

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So when i've when I can afford a proper freighter, then it will be called light. What do you do with these freighters?

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Uh, what what's the point what's the point? What everything it's just to make the game easier

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Yeah, but what what's what we're doing is this a sandbox or is there actual narrative?

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Yeah, there's a whole story you can follow. There's a whole story you can do. Have you done it?

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No, i'm working through it. So there's loads of different things you can do the freighter. I store all my stuff on it

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I'm building new rooms on there. So now

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I've got a room that extracts minerals from the system that i'm in so i'm constantly

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Getting sheets i'm constantly getting minerals and things like that to use to build i've built an exocraft

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Uh station so normally when you go down onto a planet

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if you want to

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Uh ride a vehicle or get in a big mech or whatever it is you want to do you have to put down a geo bay

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Um, so you have to build a geo bay and then you can summon your vehicle

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I've built something that can make me summon my my vehicle on any planet

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As long as my freighter is above that planet or in that system

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So i've got room on the freighter that allows that i'm also what i'm currently trying to do is build a uh long range

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Transporter so if i need because i store all my materials on the freighter so i'm not filled up

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So if i want to build something i'm at harbolox it's in the freighter. So i'll fly up get to my freighter come back down

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But i'm i'm building something i'm getting the materials to build the item or the room that allows me to just

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Teleport whatever gear i need straight to me

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So there's all things to just make the the game

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More fun. This sounds decent. It is fun. You're always there's always something to be doing

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Contraband you can go and find crash freighters

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You can we can you can recruit other pilots to fight when pirates come you can as pirates

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Yeah, there's pirates come out and attack you

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there's um

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You can get so now in the one of the most recent updates outlaws. I think it was they added like contrabrand

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So if you've got contraband and you get scanned by the authorities

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And they find it then you're getting into a fight

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But there's like a deflector thing so you can deflect their uh their contraband scanners and stuff

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You can build that but all these things are locked behind doing other things which to do that need to do other things

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So and there's no like say there's no monetization there and they're very generous

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So they also do a thing called expeditions, right?

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So, I don't know how many there's been six seven

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Every like couple months or whatever they'll do an expedition where it's like completely different save file

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You'll start off on a planet and you'll have goals to do and there'll be multiple steps

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But every time you do one of these steps you you're rewarded with an item. All right

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So you get rewarded with this item and you can finish it and then you get a really cool item

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Like they they had the normandy a mass effect. They actually had the normandy freighter you could have right?

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You can't get that now because the expedition's gone, but they are revisiting them. So you might be able to again anyway

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So when you get these items

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They're they're free. You know, I mean you just played the expedition

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So in any save file that you do if you go back to your main save

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You can go to that. Uh the death star. I said and there's a store there and anything you've earned from that expedition you can claim

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Over only once per save file, but it's free. I see you've just earned more stuff

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And the twitch drops i'm i'm i'm earning ships and stuff now. I'll just i'll get them later. I'll go in i'll claim them

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I'll fly them into a space station and i'll melt them down for scrap. We've just got loads of free money

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There's not like oh, you know, are they not going to give you this because that'll that'll bust the game because then people won't spend money

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There's no money to be made. So they're not like

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So they're not like trying they're not uh, what's the word walling you off of things paywall? Yeah, not paywalling

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Yeah, so there's never that egregious. Oh, I have to do this

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This is ridiculous because I could just spend a tenner and get it done

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Yeah, they're very generous because you're just playing the game. It's just fun. It's just a fun world to live in

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Just chill out mine a bit go and shoot some things do whatever you want really. It's just and I love space

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So that's my that's why it's lucky for me if you don't like space and it's probably quite boring

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I'm gonna have to jump on it, you know

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Yeah, you are i'm gonna have to um, because I because i've been playing it on the laptop and i've been quite

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It feels quite nice on the laptop. This is this is what i'm doing

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I've got quite a lot of games on the ps5

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And they're the same games I can get on the laptop

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So i'm playing them on both to find out which one I actually prefer I played destiny on the laptop yesterday hated it

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Let's not jump ahead. It's just a couple of topics down

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I'm not gonna go into it. I was just gonna say oh, okay

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anyway

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Yeah, I think you should jump on no man's sky

416
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,280
and then I don't think i'm gonna go into it

417
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,440
um

418
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,760
It's

419
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,160
It's very fun. But obviously i've been playing it for a long time

420
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:24,800
So when I go back on it, i'm like, oh, what the fuck's this and then after a while i'm like, oh yeah

421
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,120
I'm into the swing of it. I don't need to keep thinking

422
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:33,200
But jumping in now it's probably well overwhelming all the different minerals materials. What do you need for this? How do you craft stuff?

423
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:38,400
How do you repair stuff? Yeah, but it's so finicky some of the things it's like all right i've crafted this now

424
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,740
There is bits that are like, I don't know what's going on.

425
00:31:41,740 --> 00:31:43,580
I can see why it's overwhelming.

426
00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:47,140
But when you got a space warrior like me at your side,

427
00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:47,980
you'll be fine.

428
00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:49,900
We'll be able to do anything.

429
00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:51,260
Exactly.

430
00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:52,380
It sounds fun.

431
00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:53,220
It sounds fun.

432
00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:54,900
I suppose I will have to give it a go.

433
00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:55,740
It was very fun.

434
00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:56,560
They've added capes.

435
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,400
What more can you want?

436
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,240
We love capes.

437
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,080
Exactly.

438
00:31:59,080 --> 00:31:59,920
It did look good.

439
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:00,760
I watched the trailer.

440
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:01,580
It looked very like graphically.

441
00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:02,660
It looked very good.

442
00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:04,260
And that's not all.

443
00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:07,060
The 4.0 update is coming next month,

444
00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:08,500
or people believe.

445
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:10,740
And obviously that's the big one.

446
00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:12,980
So you have about 2.0, 3.0.

447
00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:14,460
This will be 4.0.

448
00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:15,940
Was this not a big one that's just happened?

449
00:32:15,940 --> 00:32:17,300
No, these are just the generic ones.

450
00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:18,140
Oh, these are just...

451
00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:20,460
Yeah, there's loads of these freighters, outlaws.

452
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:22,780
All this content they've just pumped in for free.

453
00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:23,740
For free.

454
00:32:23,740 --> 00:32:24,980
For free, last of us.

455
00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:25,820
For free.

456
00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:27,660
Here's Naughty Dog charging me 70 quid

457
00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:30,020
for something that's fucking already happened twice.

458
00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:32,460
But nonetheless, like I say,

459
00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:35,380
there's plenty of fun to be had

460
00:32:35,380 --> 00:32:36,820
in the stars of No Man's Sky.

461
00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:38,380
So join me, partner.

462
00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:42,340
I will.

463
00:32:42,340 --> 00:32:44,100
Grandad Malfraum here,

464
00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:46,220
as in, employed you to his squadron.

465
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:48,540
This will be fantastic.

466
00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:51,580
I'm just flicking through on our little list of things

467
00:32:51,580 --> 00:32:53,420
because I haven't actually put it in order.

468
00:32:53,420 --> 00:32:58,420
I believe the next thing is a game called Ash is Reborn.

469
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:03,180
Now, I've gone on a different little adventure on this one.

470
00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:06,020
As you may know, dear listeners,

471
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:09,020
we're gamers, in case you haven't got the gist.

472
00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:14,020
And me and Steph decided to venture down

473
00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:17,260
the little wormhole that is board games.

474
00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:19,300
As weird as that sounds.

475
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:21,060
There's some mental ones.

476
00:33:21,060 --> 00:33:22,580
Have you ever looked at board games?

477
00:33:22,580 --> 00:33:23,860
Like, probably gone in like,

478
00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:25,580
gone in nerd base and had a little look around.

479
00:33:25,580 --> 00:33:28,420
Yeah, Pasco 200 quid Monopoly, mate.

480
00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:29,260
No, fuck you.

481
00:33:29,260 --> 00:33:31,100
There's some nutty games out there.

482
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:35,980
Honestly, we both admitted that we're like Magpies.

483
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:37,500
We're drawn to the shiny things.

484
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:39,180
So if it looks good,

485
00:33:39,180 --> 00:33:41,980
if the advertisement on it is top notch,

486
00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:43,940
then we're picking the box up

487
00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:44,860
and we're having a little look.

488
00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:47,900
And we went down to nerd base

489
00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:52,220
and we scoured the board games in there.

490
00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:54,020
There was actually a little tournament going on.

491
00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:55,900
So if anything, we barged through a tournament

492
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:57,380
just to look at the fucking board games.

493
00:33:57,380 --> 00:33:58,220
I felt bad for them.

494
00:33:58,220 --> 00:33:59,980
Also, we mention you all the time, nerd base.

495
00:33:59,980 --> 00:34:01,140
Sponsor us, yeah?

496
00:34:02,060 --> 00:34:04,220
I've spent a lot of money in your shop.

497
00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:05,340
I just want some of it back.

498
00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:06,180
Me too.

499
00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:10,660
So yeah, we had a look at the board games

500
00:34:10,660 --> 00:34:14,620
and we found this one called Ashes Reborn

501
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:17,340
and bought it.

502
00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:18,460
It weren't that expensive.

503
00:34:18,460 --> 00:34:20,980
Well, in my mind, it was for a board game.

504
00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:22,380
But when you look at other board games,

505
00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:23,220
it weren't that expensive.

506
00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:26,140
I think it was like 40, 50 quid, something like that.

507
00:34:26,140 --> 00:34:29,300
Bought it home, took it out of the box,

508
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:33,620
read the fucking like 100 pages worth of instructions.

509
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:35,180
Fuck me, there's a YouTube video.

510
00:34:35,180 --> 00:34:36,020
There's all sorts.

511
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:37,860
They've literally got a YouTube, at the front of it,

512
00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:39,260
it says stop.

513
00:34:39,260 --> 00:34:41,380
If you want to watch the YouTube video

514
00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:44,300
on how to play this, here's the link.

515
00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:48,300
And it was about a half hour long video of how to play it.

516
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:51,380
And for anyone who doesn't know,

517
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,860
because I don't really know how big this game is in the UK,

518
00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:56,340
because everything I've looked at has been in America.

519
00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:58,420
So our American listeners might actually

520
00:34:58,420 --> 00:34:59,660
know what I'm chatting about.

521
00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:04,660
But it's very sort of similar to Halfstone type vibes.

522
00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:08,140
Where you have your main person,

523
00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:11,420
and then your little army that you're gonna fling out

524
00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:12,580
to do some damage.

525
00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:13,420
You know what I mean?

526
00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:14,820
Like once your army's dead,

527
00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:16,740
your main guy gets attacked,

528
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:19,100
and the whole premise is once your main guy is dead,

529
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:20,340
that's it, that's the end of the game.

530
00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:23,140
It's like a glorified chess.

531
00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:26,140
Kind of, but there's the art on it,

532
00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:30,980
and the ability, it came with six different decks,

533
00:35:30,980 --> 00:35:33,260
and they're all fucking, they're all different.

534
00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:36,460
On the instructions, you can have your preset decks.

535
00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:39,160
It'll tell you what to pick, what to choose from.

536
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,380
Or if you really wanna go mental,

537
00:35:40,380 --> 00:35:41,500
you can just jumble it all up

538
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:42,940
and pick whatever you fucking want.

539
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:47,940
And it's, I think me and Steph are quite heavy into it.

540
00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:52,100
We've gotten really involved with it, really enjoying it.

541
00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:55,060
Supposedly on the box, it says a game will take 15 minutes,

542
00:35:55,060 --> 00:35:57,100
but our first game took about two and a half hours.

543
00:35:57,100 --> 00:35:58,380
And we've gotten a bit better since then,

544
00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:01,060
and our games still take about an hour to do.

545
00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:04,460
And it's just the strategy behind it

546
00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:07,780
in terms of the different abilities on the cards

547
00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:10,420
that you can use, and it has an effect on this,

548
00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:11,940
and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

549
00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:14,780
It was just way more fun than I thought it would be.

550
00:36:14,780 --> 00:36:15,860
Is it cards?

551
00:36:15,860 --> 00:36:16,700
It's cards.

552
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:17,540
There's no figures.

553
00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:18,380
There's no figures.

554
00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:19,220
No, I'm out.

555
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:20,060
Why?

556
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,000
Well, because I want figures.

557
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,260
There's other ones that there's figures there,

558
00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:24,260
but you've got to paint most of them.

559
00:36:24,260 --> 00:36:25,380
Well, that's what I'm saying.

560
00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:26,780
I didn't wanna get one that I had to paint.

561
00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:29,100
I don't wanna put any effort into it.

562
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:31,860
But there are, Steph's gonna have a go at me

563
00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:33,700
because I'm gonna call it DLC, and it's not DLC.

564
00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:34,860
It's expansion.

565
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:35,700
Booster packs.

566
00:36:35,700 --> 00:36:37,220
Decks, booster pack type shit.

567
00:36:37,220 --> 00:36:38,060
That's too large.

568
00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:39,980
You're gonna have to edit that.

569
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:44,600
And there's like 20 of them.

570
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,920
There's fucking loads of them,

571
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,360
all with different cards and all this different shit.

572
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,420
Admittedly, they're all like 10 to 20 quid each.

573
00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:53,520
It was expensive to buy them all.

574
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,940
But yeah, we've just thrown ourselves into board games.

575
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:57,900
And I think that if anything,

576
00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:00,340
in the last episode, we talked about a gaming lull.

577
00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:02,100
Ash had pulled himself out with it.

578
00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:04,820
And I was still, I was hunkered down in the lull.

579
00:37:05,820 --> 00:37:08,320
This board game has pulled me out of that

580
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,120
because it was just so much fun to sit down

581
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,060
and play a board game rather than sit on my laptop

582
00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:15,940
or my PlayStation and just fucking stare

583
00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:18,640
at the PlayStation store and get depressed

584
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,860
because there's nothing on there that I actually want.

585
00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:22,180
Nothing's tickling your pickle.

586
00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:24,100
No, but Ash is Reborn.

587
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:28,040
Is actually Reborn not the name of the Final Fantasy DLC?

588
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,820
I don't know my Final Fantasy.

589
00:37:29,820 --> 00:37:30,660
Well, neither do I.

590
00:37:30,660 --> 00:37:31,900
But I've heard that name before

591
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:33,620
and it ain't over a board game.

592
00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:35,060
Well, this is, well,

593
00:37:35,060 --> 00:37:37,420
this has nothing to do with Final Fantasy.

594
00:37:37,420 --> 00:37:39,860
You'll have to, it's not your bank,

595
00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:41,260
but you'll have to watch some shit on it

596
00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:42,300
because it's quite fun.

597
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:45,580
It's an easy time killer because it's just.

598
00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:48,620
Who the fuck is playing board games like that with me?

599
00:37:48,620 --> 00:37:50,020
You think Jem's got time to sit there

600
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:51,860
playing fucking silly buggers?

601
00:37:51,860 --> 00:37:54,100
Well, apparently if you're good at it, it takes 15 minutes.

602
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:54,940
You can pump out a couple of games.

603
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,940
Listen, I'm all up for nerdy stuff.

604
00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:59,420
She should be like, are you having a fucking laugh?

605
00:37:59,420 --> 00:38:02,320
At some point, if Steph lets me use it,

606
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,220
we can play a game and I think you would like it.

607
00:38:05,220 --> 00:38:06,660
I genuinely think you would like it.

608
00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:09,380
Yeah, I mean, I like figures really.

609
00:38:09,380 --> 00:38:12,140
There's little markers and shit that you can put on.

610
00:38:12,140 --> 00:38:14,820
There's dice that you have to roll.

611
00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:16,860
Oh, there's all sorts, mum.

612
00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:18,260
Shout out to boy Connor.

613
00:38:18,260 --> 00:38:20,620
Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?

614
00:38:20,620 --> 00:38:22,500
That sounds like it'd be right up your street.

615
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:25,540
I spoke to him about this and he directed me

616
00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:30,540
to a Dungeons and Dragons game that I haven't purchased yet.

617
00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:32,820
I think he was sort of using me as a test dummy

618
00:38:32,820 --> 00:38:33,980
because he said he really wanted it,

619
00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:35,100
but he didn't want to spend the money.

620
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:37,540
Now, I'm stupid with my money.

621
00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:39,060
Probably hoping I was gonna buy it,

622
00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:40,060
weren't you Connor?

623
00:38:40,060 --> 00:38:40,900
But I haven't.

624
00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:44,300
Yeah, I chatted to him about it.

625
00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:46,660
He's got his own mini making machine, hasn't he?

626
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:48,420
He's got a 3D printer.

627
00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:49,260
Mini making.

628
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:51,260
He's got his own mini making machine and he prints them out

629
00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:52,100
and he paints them.

630
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:54,580
He done me a samurai.

631
00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:56,820
He done me a, essentially, he looks like Jin Sakai

632
00:38:56,820 --> 00:38:57,780
from Ghost of Tsushima.

633
00:38:57,780 --> 00:38:58,620
What a game.

634
00:38:58,620 --> 00:38:59,660
Woo!

635
00:38:59,660 --> 00:39:00,820
Yeah, I've got one of them.

636
00:39:00,820 --> 00:39:01,660
It doesn't do anything.

637
00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:02,660
It just sits on my mental piece

638
00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:04,940
on top of one of the pops looking all powerful and that.

639
00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:07,060
On top of the Jin Sakai pop.

640
00:39:07,060 --> 00:39:07,980
That's the jam, isn't it?

641
00:39:07,980 --> 00:39:10,460
Because originally I said to him, you dickhead.

642
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:16,740
Originally, if I was gonna play Dungeons and Dragons,

643
00:39:17,060 --> 00:39:18,500
because obviously you create your own character,

644
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:20,060
your own backstory, all that waffle.

645
00:39:20,060 --> 00:39:20,900
Yep.

646
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:25,900
I'd 100% be like some sort of fucking Ronin samurai

647
00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:27,620
with a wolf head.

648
00:39:27,620 --> 00:39:32,260
Basically, I'd be that geezer out of Elden Ring.

649
00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:33,100
Elden Ring.

650
00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:34,500
Yeah, blood, blade, blob.

651
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:35,340
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

652
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:36,780
They pronounce it weird.

653
00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:38,620
Oh yeah, I'd essentially, and this was before that,

654
00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:41,140
so, you know, definitely my idea if anything.

655
00:39:41,140 --> 00:39:42,940
I would love to play Dungeons and Dragons,

656
00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:46,140
but I feel like you need a serious group of people

657
00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:46,980
to play that.

658
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:49,300
He's got that, he's got them connections.

659
00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,140
Has he?

660
00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:51,140
Yeah, he plays it with his pals.

661
00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:52,260
I was gonna play with him before,

662
00:39:52,260 --> 00:39:53,100
but I never got around to it.

663
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,020
I'd be half tempted to do it.

664
00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:55,380
I couldn't be the dungeon master.

665
00:39:55,380 --> 00:39:57,860
I don't think he wanted me to meet his pals.

666
00:39:57,860 --> 00:40:00,100
I was on it him, I was like, yeah, should we, should we?

667
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:00,940
Why?

668
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:01,760
He gave me a book to read.

669
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,020
I don't know, I don't think, I don't think.

670
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:05,700
He don't understand how nerdy we are.

671
00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:07,980
I think he thinks that I'm, I don't know,

672
00:40:07,980 --> 00:40:09,420
I'm not that into it.

673
00:40:09,420 --> 00:40:11,020
I'd be there and I'd be like, what's this shit?

674
00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:11,860
And I'd flip the table or something.

675
00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:13,260
That's because you look menacing.

676
00:40:13,260 --> 00:40:18,260
Well, maybe, but that's not my fault.

677
00:40:18,260 --> 00:40:21,260
What's this hooligan doing on a fucking D and D set?

678
00:40:21,260 --> 00:40:22,100
I was nerdy as the rest of us.

679
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:22,940
Let's hope.

680
00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:26,460
No, yeah, I, I, I'd be quite intrigued.

681
00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:27,540
Connor, set up.

682
00:40:27,540 --> 00:40:29,800
You said you wanted to see me at some point.

683
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,720
Set it up.

684
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,260
I've never played it before.

685
00:40:32,260 --> 00:40:33,980
Ash has never played it before.

686
00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:36,880
Ooh, ooh, this could be kusty.

687
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,380
Spin off podcast.

688
00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:40,700
Yeah, the Dungeons and Dragons podcast.

689
00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:42,540
Yeah.

690
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:47,540
The point to what I was saying was that board games are fun.

691
00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:50,500
There's some, there's some decent ones out there

692
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:53,340
that the art on them and the effort that goes

693
00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:56,260
into the games is, it is very, very good.

694
00:40:56,260 --> 00:41:00,960
And if you're not much of a board game kind of person

695
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,940
just try and find one and give it a little crack.

696
00:41:03,940 --> 00:41:05,260
I used to like Warhammer.

697
00:41:05,260 --> 00:41:07,540
I never really played the game.

698
00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:09,660
I never had an understanding, but when I was younger

699
00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:11,500
I used to collect all the little figures.

700
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:12,580
I was terrible at painting them.

701
00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:14,420
I made a lot of fucking mockery of it.

702
00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:15,260
Right, we all.

703
00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:17,380
So that's not my forte.

704
00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:20,500
Connor's pretty good at painting them from what I've seen.

705
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:25,500
But yeah, the Warhammer game itself, very cool.

706
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:28,020
But then I've been in their shop

707
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:30,180
and I don't mean no disrespect here.

708
00:41:30,180 --> 00:41:32,200
It fucking stinks.

709
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,900
It's disgusting.

710
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:37,860
Genuinely, I'm all for nerds.

711
00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:39,420
I am one of you.

712
00:41:39,420 --> 00:41:42,060
I have a bit of personal hygiene about it.

713
00:41:42,060 --> 00:41:44,020
I never go in there again.

714
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:45,220
Not that particular one.

715
00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:46,120
I won't name it.

716
00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:50,900
He's upset an entire people.

717
00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:53,140
Well, I just had a bad experience.

718
00:41:53,140 --> 00:41:54,260
I'm just saying it's stunk in there.

719
00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:55,300
What did it stink of?

720
00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:57,300
Just bad human smell.

721
00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:58,380
Just man juice.

722
00:41:58,380 --> 00:41:59,700
No, I can deal with that.

723
00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:00,700
Cause I am man.

724
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:02,020
But it just smelled of.

725
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:05,040
Maybe it was copious amounts of man juice that stunk.

726
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:05,880
I don't know.

727
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:06,700
It was horrible.

728
00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:08,960
I was like, I'm not, I ain't going in here again.

729
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,220
What was he doing in there?

730
00:42:10,220 --> 00:42:11,060
Just looking.

731
00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:11,880
I wanted to look at the figures.

732
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,620
Do you have any idea how expensive some of that shit is?

733
00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:14,460
Yeah.

734
00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:15,280
Fuck.

735
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,740
You know, I used to work with a guy that was heavy into it

736
00:42:16,740 --> 00:42:18,900
and where we worked,

737
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:19,860
I used to work in a skate park

738
00:42:19,860 --> 00:42:21,620
and he had like an office above it

739
00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:25,860
and they would every weekend do a war hammer.

740
00:42:25,860 --> 00:42:28,040
They had the full set up fucking all sorts of shit.

741
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,760
And he come down and showed me like a catalog once

742
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:36,260
of all the stuff and showed me how expensive thousands,

743
00:42:36,260 --> 00:42:38,000
thousands of pounds for this shit.

744
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,300
And I said, why don't you just buy a fucking 3D printer?

745
00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:42,780
Put the pile together and put the money in

746
00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:44,300
and just print your own shit.

747
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,240
Cause that's crazy.

748
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,180
Some of this stuff that is mental and the paint is mental.

749
00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:49,540
I admire people that play it.

750
00:42:49,540 --> 00:42:52,260
To be fair though, the 3D printer is good obviously,

751
00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:57,100
but the big bad bucks ones, they're normally metal.

752
00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:58,620
They're not plastic.

753
00:42:58,620 --> 00:42:59,460
Metal?

754
00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:00,280
Yeah.

755
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,120
Metal figures.

756
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:01,960
Oh, what?

757
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:02,800
Not 3D printing.

758
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:03,620
You mean the actual figures themselves?

759
00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:04,460
Yeah.

760
00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:05,640
So if you want the expensive ones,

761
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,060
you ain't going to 3D print them.

762
00:43:07,060 --> 00:43:07,900
Do you know what I mean?

763
00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:08,740
Yeah.

764
00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:11,100
But that's where Warhammer differentiates

765
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:12,180
from Dungeons and Dragons.

766
00:43:12,180 --> 00:43:14,980
Dungeons and Dragons, as far as I'm aware,

767
00:43:14,980 --> 00:43:16,700
and what I've watched on YouTube,

768
00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:18,900
you make your own story.

769
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:19,740
You make your own character.

770
00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:20,660
It's the power of the mind.

771
00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:21,900
Yeah, you decide who you are.

772
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:25,780
You don't have to go from some Warhammer guidebook.

773
00:43:25,780 --> 00:43:27,740
You can go like I said, I want to be, yeah,

774
00:43:27,740 --> 00:43:30,980
some fucking samurai wolf head motherfucker.

775
00:43:30,980 --> 00:43:31,980
I can do that.

776
00:43:32,980 --> 00:43:35,020
Warhammer, you're constricted to their guidelines,

777
00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:38,460
whereas Dungeons and Dragons is more the dungeon master

778
00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:41,740
decides the game, the places where you are.

779
00:43:41,740 --> 00:43:44,700
A roll of a dice decides the fate of the choices

780
00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:46,540
put in front of you is what I gather.

781
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:49,420
There's a lot more to it than that, but yeah, it's cool.

782
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:50,260
It's cool.

783
00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:53,460
It's like a, it's like a video game in itself,

784
00:43:53,460 --> 00:43:56,220
but more interactive in terms of a physical object

785
00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:57,060
in front of you.

786
00:43:57,060 --> 00:43:58,900
I don't think that some of the games can go on forever.

787
00:43:58,900 --> 00:44:02,500
I'm surprised it's not as, obviously it is popular,

788
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:05,140
but I'm surprised there hasn't been some sort of boom

789
00:44:05,140 --> 00:44:08,580
about it considering how big Stranger Things is.

790
00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:10,060
There's a stigma attached to it though.

791
00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:12,900
Even in Stranger Things, you can see the stigma attached to it.

792
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,740
Exactly.

793
00:44:13,740 --> 00:44:15,420
The whole fucking world is nerdy.

794
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:17,100
Most of the world runs on nerds.

795
00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:18,100
Leave us alone.

796
00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:20,500
Which is true, but that stigma is hard to shake

797
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:21,340
for some people.

798
00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:22,260
I don't give a shit.

799
00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:25,380
Especially when people sit there and go, they stink.

800
00:44:25,380 --> 00:44:27,140
Listen, it was one bad experience.

801
00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:27,980
Absolutely.

802
00:44:27,980 --> 00:44:31,180
I would pay any man to walk in there and go,

803
00:44:31,180 --> 00:44:33,260
yes, I'm happy to stand in this stench.

804
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:35,900
You wouldn't.

805
00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:37,060
You wouldn't.

806
00:44:37,060 --> 00:44:37,900
You wouldn't.

807
00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:39,420
You'd walk in and go, fuck that, it ain't worth the money.

808
00:44:39,420 --> 00:44:41,580
We're going to a Star Wars convention.

809
00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:42,420
Exactly.

810
00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:44,020
And if it's like that, I won't go again.

811
00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:45,500
Cause I've got a weak stomach.

812
00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:47,820
I've got a really shit gag reflex.

813
00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:50,340
So if it's that bad, I'll...

814
00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:52,180
Really?

815
00:44:52,180 --> 00:44:53,700
Yeah, honestly.

816
00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:54,700
I'm not joking.

817
00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:56,620
There was one time, I'll tell you a little story.

818
00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:58,340
It's got nothing to do with computer games.

819
00:44:58,340 --> 00:44:59,460
Go for it.

820
00:44:59,460 --> 00:45:04,460
I was on a work do and I was out with obviously my work pals

821
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:07,340
and Geezer had had too much to drink.

822
00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:10,900
Not my pal, just Geezer just laying on the floor.

823
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:12,060
Just thing.

824
00:45:12,060 --> 00:45:16,460
But I'm like, my mate is about five, six paces

825
00:45:16,460 --> 00:45:17,780
in front of me.

826
00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:20,060
All of a sudden he's thrown up.

827
00:45:20,060 --> 00:45:24,700
And I was like, as soon as I see him throw up, I threw up.

828
00:45:24,700 --> 00:45:26,780
Because if I see someone sick, I'm sick.

829
00:45:26,780 --> 00:45:29,420
So what had happened was my mate's walking down the road.

830
00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:31,860
He's seen his Geezer throwing up on the floor.

831
00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:33,460
He's seen that and puked.

832
00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:35,380
I've seen him puke and then I've puked.

833
00:45:35,380 --> 00:45:36,580
So there's a chain of sick.

834
00:45:36,580 --> 00:45:39,940
We were walking down the road, simultaneously kept puking.

835
00:45:39,940 --> 00:45:42,420
Cause he saw me puke, then I puked, then he puked,

836
00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:43,260
then I puked.

837
00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:44,980
And he was like, what the fuck is going on?

838
00:45:44,980 --> 00:45:46,580
I can't help it.

839
00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:49,580
So my gag reflex is shocking.

840
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,740
So if I see someone sick, I'm sick.

841
00:45:51,740 --> 00:45:55,660
If I get a really bad smell, it'll make my gag reflex go,

842
00:45:55,660 --> 00:45:56,820
I'll be sick.

843
00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:58,060
I think we'll be fine.

844
00:45:58,060 --> 00:45:58,900
Well, I fucking hope so.

845
00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:00,460
I won't be going again.

846
00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:02,460
They won't want me there if I puke up all over the floor.

847
00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:04,140
I'm going for the Funko Pops.

848
00:46:04,140 --> 00:46:04,980
Well, yeah.

849
00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:07,020
I want to buy all the little limited edition ones

850
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:08,060
and then flip them later.

851
00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:09,580
I'm going for all the Star Wars.

852
00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:10,620
Just all the Star Wars.

853
00:46:10,620 --> 00:46:12,740
I don't care what it is, get it in me.

854
00:46:12,740 --> 00:46:15,860
Take your frawn and get it signed.

855
00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:17,500
No, he won't be there.

856
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:18,660
I don't even know who plays him.

857
00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:20,260
Oh, you know who does, don't you?

858
00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:27,860
You know, Lars Jacobson.

859
00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:30,180
No, he's an ex-Fulham player.

860
00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:31,860
Mads Nicholson.

861
00:46:31,860 --> 00:46:32,700
Is that his name?

862
00:46:33,580 --> 00:46:35,540
You're fucking asking the wrong person here.

863
00:46:35,540 --> 00:46:36,380
I thought you-

864
00:46:36,380 --> 00:46:37,740
Very famous guy, the geezer that was there.

865
00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:39,940
Everyone, what's wrong with you lot?

866
00:46:39,940 --> 00:46:43,300
Everyone I say this geezer to, no one knows him, right?

867
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:46,420
He's the geezer out of Casino Royale with a bleeding eye.

868
00:46:46,420 --> 00:46:47,460
With a bleeding eye?

869
00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:48,540
Yeah.

870
00:46:48,540 --> 00:46:49,820
Oh, what?

871
00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:52,100
Mads Nicholson, Mads Mickelson or whatever his name is.

872
00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:53,220
I don't know who you're on about.

873
00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:54,060
This has been a pointless segment.

874
00:46:54,060 --> 00:46:54,900
Casino Royale.

875
00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:55,820
Yeah.

876
00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:56,700
James Bond.

877
00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:57,540
Yeah.

878
00:46:57,540 --> 00:46:58,380
Michael Craig.

879
00:46:58,380 --> 00:46:59,220
Yeah.

880
00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:00,940
Playing cards in a casino.

881
00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:01,780
Right.

882
00:47:01,780 --> 00:47:02,620
Royale.

883
00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:03,460
Yeah.

884
00:47:03,460 --> 00:47:04,300
Gaser opposite him.

885
00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:05,140
Right.

886
00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:06,580
Bleedy eye, main villain.

887
00:47:06,580 --> 00:47:09,740
Not the geezer with the diamonds wedged in his face.

888
00:47:09,740 --> 00:47:12,580
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

889
00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:14,500
Diamonds are forever.

890
00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:15,540
I don't know what you're on about.

891
00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:16,940
Is there a point to this?

892
00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:18,180
Well, there was, but I forgot what it was.

893
00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:19,020
What does he do?

894
00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:19,860
Oh, Fraun.

895
00:47:19,860 --> 00:47:22,940
I think his brother plays Fraun in the Rebel series.

896
00:47:22,940 --> 00:47:23,780
There you go.

897
00:47:23,780 --> 00:47:24,620
He might be there.

898
00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:25,780
Bang him in and get him the sign.

899
00:47:25,780 --> 00:47:27,820
I'm not taking that down there. It's dangerous.

900
00:47:27,820 --> 00:47:28,660
It's not dangerous though, is it?

901
00:47:28,660 --> 00:47:29,500
Yes it is.

902
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:31,180
Cause if it gets damaged, I'll attack.

903
00:47:31,180 --> 00:47:32,220
I'll hurt people.

904
00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:34,900
Exactly.

905
00:47:34,900 --> 00:47:35,820
I was going to throw some stigma there.

906
00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:36,660
I'm not gonna.

907
00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:37,500
I'm gonna.

908
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:38,340
No stigma near Fraun.

909
00:47:38,340 --> 00:47:39,180
I'm tired and I'm volatile.

910
00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:40,580
I'm gonna keep the nerds on my side.

911
00:47:40,580 --> 00:47:43,500
No, I'll bare my fangs today.

912
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:44,980
I'm hungry, tired.

913
00:47:44,980 --> 00:47:45,820
Tarantula.

914
00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:50,500
Fucking hell.

915
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:51,940
Where did we go with that?

916
00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:52,780
I don't know.

917
00:47:52,780 --> 00:47:53,600
You went all over the place.

918
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,440
I just followed.

919
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:55,280
Apologies.

920
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,340
Nah.

921
00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:57,260
Apologies.

922
00:47:57,260 --> 00:47:58,080
Yeah.

923
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,620
Can I talk about Destiny 2 now?

924
00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:00,700
If you want.

925
00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:02,380
I'm gonna talk about Destiny 2.

926
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:03,220
Okay.

927
00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:06,460
I wanna love it.

928
00:48:06,460 --> 00:48:07,280
Oh no.

929
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,220
I sense a huge but again.

930
00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:12,180
No, there's no but.

931
00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:13,020
There is no but.

932
00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:13,840
There definitely is.

933
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:14,680
There isn't.

934
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:15,520
You wanna love it.

935
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:16,340
What's the next word?

936
00:48:16,340 --> 00:48:17,180
No, there isn't.

937
00:48:17,180 --> 00:48:18,020
There isn't.

938
00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:18,860
There isn't.

939
00:48:18,860 --> 00:48:19,980
I'm not gonna play it on the laptop.

940
00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:20,820
I just can't.

941
00:48:20,820 --> 00:48:21,640
I can't get with it.

942
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,020
I don't feel comfortable doing it.

943
00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:25,260
I feel like there's too many fucking buttons.

944
00:48:25,260 --> 00:48:28,820
A bit of a waste of me linking my Destiny account to it.

945
00:48:28,820 --> 00:48:30,740
When you sent, when you texted me that yesterday

946
00:48:30,740 --> 00:48:33,620
saying I'm downloading on the laptop.

947
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:34,460
Yeah.

948
00:48:34,460 --> 00:48:35,740
My initial reaction was what a knobhead.

949
00:48:35,740 --> 00:48:36,580
Don't bother.

950
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,980
But I didn't wanna say that because I was tired once again.

951
00:48:38,980 --> 00:48:41,580
And I knew you'd come out with something smart and shmarmie.

952
00:48:41,580 --> 00:48:43,180
So I was just like, okay.

953
00:48:43,180 --> 00:48:44,660
I've been very good with you this week.

954
00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:45,500
I've left you alone.

955
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:46,340
Cause you, yeah.

956
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,660
Cause I know you've been anxious.

957
00:48:47,660 --> 00:48:50,140
Not, not, not, I was just gonna say anxious.

958
00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:51,080
Aggravated.

959
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:51,920
That's the word I'm on about.

960
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:52,760
Aggravated.

961
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:53,600
I'm just tired.

962
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,780
My body's not used to these late night shifts.

963
00:48:55,780 --> 00:48:56,620
You know what I mean?

964
00:48:56,620 --> 00:48:57,440
I'm not used to it.

965
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,500
So my body's like all confused.

966
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:02,560
So I've left you alone and I made the decision

967
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,100
that I won't play it on the laptop.

968
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:05,660
It just doesn't feel right.

969
00:49:05,660 --> 00:49:07,540
It feels more comfortable on the controller.

970
00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:09,020
So I'll continue playing.

971
00:49:09,020 --> 00:49:10,140
I don't wanna hear anyone saying,

972
00:49:10,140 --> 00:49:11,820
oh, I just took up your controller.

973
00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:12,660
Fuck off.

974
00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:13,480
I don't need to.

975
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,220
Also, Destiny's future lies with Sony.

976
00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:18,380
So you're probably best off playing with PlayStation.

977
00:49:18,380 --> 00:49:19,220
Yeah.

978
00:49:19,220 --> 00:49:21,300
Now that they've acquired Bungie completely.

979
00:49:21,300 --> 00:49:22,140
Correct.

980
00:49:22,140 --> 00:49:22,960
They've done that.

981
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,260
I want to love it.

982
00:49:25,260 --> 00:49:26,100
Okay.

983
00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:26,940
I genuinely do.

984
00:49:26,940 --> 00:49:27,820
I can work with this.

985
00:49:27,820 --> 00:49:29,100
Yes.

986
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:30,960
You might know where I'm going.

987
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,580
I don't wanna be left behind.

988
00:49:32,580 --> 00:49:34,620
They've got a lot of catching up to do.

989
00:49:34,620 --> 00:49:38,380
Now, it's been a while since I played Destiny 2.

990
00:49:38,380 --> 00:49:39,740
A lot of DLCs happened.

991
00:49:39,740 --> 00:49:41,100
I'm way out of the loop.

992
00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:42,660
I have no fucking idea what's going on.

993
00:49:42,660 --> 00:49:43,500
That's fine.

994
00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:44,420
I can learn all that.

995
00:49:44,420 --> 00:49:46,260
I can look into the lore.

996
00:49:46,260 --> 00:49:47,500
That's not a problem.

997
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:53,660
What is a problem is the price tag set onto what?

998
00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:54,980
70 quid.

999
00:49:54,980 --> 00:49:56,020
What is?

1000
00:49:56,020 --> 00:49:57,940
All of the DLC.

1001
00:49:57,940 --> 00:49:58,900
No way.

1002
00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:00,460
I don't, witch queen.

1003
00:50:00,460 --> 00:50:01,660
That's the latest one.

1004
00:50:01,660 --> 00:50:02,860
35 bones.

1005
00:50:02,860 --> 00:50:04,340
What's wrong with that?

1006
00:50:04,340 --> 00:50:05,940
35 bones.

1007
00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:07,020
The rest of this shit,

1008
00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:09,500
which you can get with the legacy edition,

1009
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:11,340
40, 45.

1010
00:50:11,340 --> 00:50:12,860
Let me stop you there.

1011
00:50:12,860 --> 00:50:13,980
Okay.

1012
00:50:13,980 --> 00:50:17,060
So I got burnt with Destiny's DLCs

1013
00:50:17,060 --> 00:50:19,500
because I get confused very easily because I'm thick.

1014
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,460
As do I.

1015
00:50:20,460 --> 00:50:23,180
So the legacy edition, right?

1016
00:50:23,180 --> 00:50:24,420
It does some weird stuff.

1017
00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:28,660
I think it gives you like previous battle pass rewards

1018
00:50:28,660 --> 00:50:29,480
or some weird stuff.

1019
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,060
Yeah, like chapter 16 to 19.

1020
00:50:31,060 --> 00:50:31,900
I don't know what that means.

1021
00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:32,740
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1022
00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:33,560
So they're like,

1023
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:36,500
so like the quests that appeared at that time.

1024
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:37,340
Yeah.

1025
00:50:37,340 --> 00:50:40,060
You know, and some stuff will probably be unavailable

1026
00:50:40,060 --> 00:50:42,020
because like whole planets get vaulted

1027
00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,420
while they bring a new planet out.

1028
00:50:43,420 --> 00:50:44,260
Do you know what I mean?

1029
00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:45,100
Spoilers.

1030
00:50:45,100 --> 00:50:46,260
Well, no, it's just not spoilers.

1031
00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:47,100
That's what happens.

1032
00:50:47,100 --> 00:50:48,980
They put stuff away to make new stuff

1033
00:50:48,980 --> 00:50:51,180
because they can't have it all in the same game.

1034
00:50:51,180 --> 00:50:52,020
That's just how it goes.

1035
00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:54,020
So they'll take Mars out and they'll put Jupiter in

1036
00:50:54,020 --> 00:50:55,580
and they don't, but do you know what I mean?

1037
00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:56,660
You get what I'm saying?

1038
00:50:56,660 --> 00:50:59,140
So you don't need all that gum.

1039
00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:01,140
I suggested last time

1040
00:51:01,140 --> 00:51:02,900
and I suggest the same thing this time.

1041
00:51:02,900 --> 00:51:06,460
Just get Witch Queen because it's the latest

1042
00:51:06,460 --> 00:51:08,460
and it's the best expansion they've ever done

1043
00:51:08,460 --> 00:51:10,100
in my opinion.

1044
00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:11,380
It's got the best story.

1045
00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:12,660
It's got the best rewards

1046
00:51:12,660 --> 00:51:16,180
because you can get really high ranked

1047
00:51:16,180 --> 00:51:19,180
if you do the campaign on hard, which I'll help you with.

1048
00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:20,060
Okay.

1049
00:51:20,060 --> 00:51:23,660
Cause you get really leveled gear and that's all you need.

1050
00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:26,220
And then if you do the Witch Queen and you're enjoying it

1051
00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:28,980
and you're like, you won't be doing it all anyway.

1052
00:51:28,980 --> 00:51:31,020
You'll do the Witch Queen, but there's so much to do.

1053
00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:33,020
You won't be like, oh, I need more.

1054
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:34,620
But if you do get that feeling,

1055
00:51:34,620 --> 00:51:37,460
then go and buy another one at some point.

1056
00:51:37,460 --> 00:51:39,220
You don't need it all immediately.

1057
00:51:39,220 --> 00:51:41,700
The Witch Queen is plenty enough.

1058
00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:45,260
So, so I can get away with playing it

1059
00:51:45,260 --> 00:51:46,460
by just having the Witch Queen.

1060
00:51:46,460 --> 00:51:48,500
It's not going to make me do it.

1061
00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:50,940
You know how they have like a gear catch up type thing.

1062
00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:53,860
Cause I know that there's, there's light level on,

1063
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:54,700
on Destiny.

1064
00:51:54,700 --> 00:51:57,540
So say, cause I know I saw that when I made a new character

1065
00:51:57,540 --> 00:52:00,300
it bumped me straight up to 1350.

1066
00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:02,260
Yeah. Everyone gets that boost now.

1067
00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:06,540
Yeah. So what you're saying is that I don't,

1068
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:09,940
I don't need to get anything from the old DLCs to be current.

1069
00:52:09,940 --> 00:52:12,860
There's not a single thing from any DLC that you need.

1070
00:52:12,860 --> 00:52:13,700
You know what I mean?

1071
00:52:13,700 --> 00:52:15,780
It's not like, oh, there's really high level gear

1072
00:52:15,780 --> 00:52:18,300
in the Shadowkeep DLC.

1073
00:52:18,300 --> 00:52:20,020
All the leveled gear is just what drops.

1074
00:52:20,020 --> 00:52:20,860
It doesn't matter.

1075
00:52:20,860 --> 00:52:23,500
There'll be certain weapons that you won't have access to,

1076
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,740
but there'll be weapons that I don't have access to.

1077
00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:27,260
There's, and I've got all the DLCs.

1078
00:52:27,260 --> 00:52:29,500
There's loads of stuff that has passed me by

1079
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:30,820
that I can't get no more.

1080
00:52:30,820 --> 00:52:32,900
But there's also a lot of things that you can get

1081
00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:36,420
like exotic ciphers that you can use at the tower

1082
00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:41,300
to then buy old exotics that you can't earn in game anymore.

1083
00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:42,140
Do you know what I mean?

1084
00:52:42,140 --> 00:52:45,100
So let's say I buy Witch Queen now.

1085
00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:47,940
I spend some money, which I don't normally do.

1086
00:52:47,940 --> 00:52:48,780
False.

1087
00:52:48,780 --> 00:52:52,180
And I download that.

1088
00:52:52,180 --> 00:52:53,180
I've made a new character.

1089
00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:57,500
I made a Titan because I feel like being

1090
00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:58,340
Master Chief.

1091
00:52:58,340 --> 00:53:01,580
Captain America launching his fucking shield around.

1092
00:53:02,460 --> 00:53:03,300
Don't really enjoy it.

1093
00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:04,500
I might go back to being a hunter.

1094
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,740
Nevermind.

1095
00:53:05,740 --> 00:53:09,260
So would you suggest doing the main story?

1096
00:53:09,260 --> 00:53:10,100
Oh, absolutely.

1097
00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:11,340
I still got to do that.

1098
00:53:11,340 --> 00:53:12,980
Oh, well the main story of Destiny.

1099
00:53:12,980 --> 00:53:13,820
Yeah.

1100
00:53:13,820 --> 00:53:17,140
Well, I mean, yeah, if you want to do it for the story

1101
00:53:17,140 --> 00:53:18,700
there's no reason to just do it

1102
00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:20,100
unless you want to do the story.

1103
00:53:20,100 --> 00:53:20,940
That's fine.

1104
00:53:20,940 --> 00:53:22,700
I don't know how much of the story is available

1105
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:25,340
because they got rid of the original Destiny 2 story.

1106
00:53:26,180 --> 00:53:27,260
Yeah.

1107
00:53:27,260 --> 00:53:29,420
That's called a Red War, I think.

1108
00:53:29,420 --> 00:53:30,700
But then there's a place where you can go

1109
00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:32,380
and play the old campaigns in the tower.

1110
00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:34,180
So you can go back and play them, but I don't know.

1111
00:53:34,180 --> 00:53:36,980
It asks me when I made the character and I logged in

1112
00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:39,340
it asked me if I wanted to do the legacy campaign

1113
00:53:39,340 --> 00:53:42,180
or the other campaign.

1114
00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:43,700
I can't remember what it was called

1115
00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:46,660
but it said that it was more difficult and blah, blah, blah.

1116
00:53:46,660 --> 00:53:47,500
Yeah.

1117
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:49,620
Well, if you're just getting it off the rip

1118
00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:50,700
and you're going Witch Queen,

1119
00:53:50,700 --> 00:53:53,620
I would definitely recommend just going through

1120
00:53:53,620 --> 00:53:55,380
the Witch Queen campaign off the rip

1121
00:53:55,380 --> 00:53:57,860
because you get really good leveled gear

1122
00:53:57,860 --> 00:53:59,820
and they're repeatable missions as well.

1123
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:02,700
So you can play them again at higher difficulty

1124
00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:04,620
and guarantee yourself a set.

1125
00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:08,620
So the thing with Destiny is your leveled gear drops

1126
00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:10,580
normally, depending on what level you are,

1127
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:12,580
it'll drop a couple of levels above you.

1128
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,460
But as you get closer to the level cap,

1129
00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:19,580
then you have to do specific things to get good rewards.

1130
00:54:20,780 --> 00:54:23,420
But you can, I don't know what the state of it is now

1131
00:54:23,420 --> 00:54:24,580
but when I played the Witch Queen,

1132
00:54:24,580 --> 00:54:26,740
everyone was doing the campaign on hard

1133
00:54:26,740 --> 00:54:29,140
because that got you the quickest time,

1134
00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:31,020
the highest level possible.

1135
00:54:31,020 --> 00:54:34,340
But they've never done that reward system before in Destiny.

1136
00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:38,220
So that is the optimal way to play when I played it,

1137
00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:39,700
whether it's still the way to play

1138
00:54:39,700 --> 00:54:42,540
is at least something to be desired, I don't know.

1139
00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:47,540
What I might do is go back to my Hunter,

1140
00:54:47,580 --> 00:54:51,780
which has done all the campaign and all that shit

1141
00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:54,260
and just start Witch Queen with that.

1142
00:54:54,260 --> 00:54:55,700
Because I've got loads of shit on that.

1143
00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:57,500
I've got such cool shit on that.

1144
00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:58,780
You know what I mean?

1145
00:54:58,780 --> 00:55:01,660
Some decent shaders, some decent little hover

1146
00:55:01,660 --> 00:55:05,860
by thingy midgeties and some crafts.

1147
00:55:05,860 --> 00:55:07,260
Ooh, nice.

1148
00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:11,300
Yeah, I'm a big fan of starting a new character

1149
00:55:11,300 --> 00:55:14,020
because my geezer looks like an alien.

1150
00:55:15,260 --> 00:55:16,820
Now what, so you wanna start a new one?

1151
00:55:16,820 --> 00:55:19,340
Well, I wouldn't mind, but I'm happy to just,

1152
00:55:19,340 --> 00:55:20,220
I'm a Hunter as well.

1153
00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:22,540
But the trouble is I'd like to start a new character

1154
00:55:22,540 --> 00:55:24,860
but I don't like Hunters, Warlocks or Titans.

1155
00:55:24,860 --> 00:55:27,740
So I don't wanna, I wanna do it all again

1156
00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:28,580
to just be a Hunter.

1157
00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:30,420
And to be fair, he's always got a helmet on,

1158
00:55:30,420 --> 00:55:31,620
so it don't matter.

1159
00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:33,580
But he just takes his helmet off in cut scenes sometimes

1160
00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:34,420
and like, oh, bro, you're ugly, bro.

1161
00:55:34,420 --> 00:55:36,700
There's an option to turn the helmet off.

1162
00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:37,540
Yeah, I want the helmet off.

1163
00:55:37,540 --> 00:55:38,780
I want it on, he's ugly as fuck.

1164
00:55:38,780 --> 00:55:40,020
He looks disgusting.

1165
00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:41,220
Why they haven't changed to give you

1166
00:55:41,220 --> 00:55:42,700
like a customized appearance option

1167
00:55:42,700 --> 00:55:44,300
all these years down the line, he's mental.

1168
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:45,140
I don't know.

1169
00:55:45,140 --> 00:55:47,260
But sometimes in a cut scene, he'd take his helmet off

1170
00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:48,340
and I'm like, geez.

1171
00:55:48,340 --> 00:55:49,820
Have you made a robot geezer?

1172
00:55:49,820 --> 00:55:51,860
No, no, he's like blue with white hair.

1173
00:55:51,860 --> 00:55:53,300
Or you made an Awoken.

1174
00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:55,460
I wanted him to look like Geralt of Rivia,

1175
00:55:55,460 --> 00:55:56,420
but he just looks like.

1176
00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:57,900
So you thought you'd make his skin blue.

1177
00:55:57,900 --> 00:56:00,460
Yeah, he looks like Geralt of Skivio.

1178
00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:01,780
So you made an avatar instead.

1179
00:56:01,780 --> 00:56:03,700
No, he's gross, bro.

1180
00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:05,340
I might show you his face.

1181
00:56:05,340 --> 00:56:07,620
It's not pretty.

1182
00:56:07,620 --> 00:56:10,900
Okay, well, that can be our little assignment then.

1183
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:12,900
Oh, hold on, what about No Man's Sky?

1184
00:56:13,820 --> 00:56:15,060
Bro, there's fucking, you know what?

1185
00:56:15,060 --> 00:56:17,940
World of Warcraft got a 50% XP boost at the moment

1186
00:56:17,940 --> 00:56:18,780
for the current season.

1187
00:56:18,780 --> 00:56:19,900
So there's that as well.

1188
00:56:19,900 --> 00:56:21,900
Hold on, gaming, lol.

1189
00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:22,860
What's happened to that?

1190
00:56:22,860 --> 00:56:24,420
It's fucking gone.

1191
00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:30,460
I've also downloaded on the game pass Hellblade.

1192
00:56:30,460 --> 00:56:32,700
Hellblade, send your sacrifice.

1193
00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:33,900
Yeah.

1194
00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:36,820
Because apparently it's meant to be quite good story-wise.

1195
00:56:36,820 --> 00:56:38,780
It's very psychological.

1196
00:56:38,780 --> 00:56:40,220
Yeah, and I like that.

1197
00:56:40,220 --> 00:56:41,940
I think that'll be quite good

1198
00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,100
because one of the reviews said

1199
00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:45,140
this will fuck your mental health.

1200
00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:46,540
And we all need that in our life.

1201
00:56:46,540 --> 00:56:47,500
So I thought, well.

1202
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:48,860
That don't sound like cricket.

1203
00:56:48,860 --> 00:56:50,940
Well, I thought that's intriguing.

1204
00:56:50,940 --> 00:56:51,900
Let's have a little look.

1205
00:56:51,900 --> 00:56:54,020
So I've also got that to play.

1206
00:56:54,020 --> 00:56:55,300
Well, you've come out the blocks.

1207
00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:57,260
You've been in that hole.

1208
00:56:57,260 --> 00:56:58,100
I don't know what to do.

1209
00:56:58,100 --> 00:56:59,500
Honestly, it's ridiculous.

1210
00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:02,140
And what's even worse is obviously

1211
00:57:02,140 --> 00:57:05,820
I bought the pre-order for World of Warcraft

1212
00:57:05,820 --> 00:57:08,660
and it came with the extra months worth of gameplay

1213
00:57:08,660 --> 00:57:10,220
because I wasn't currently subscribed.

1214
00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:11,580
That runs out in three days.

1215
00:57:11,580 --> 00:57:12,700
So I've got another conundrum of,

1216
00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:14,300
do I renew it or do I leave it?

1217
00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:15,140
You know what I mean?

1218
00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:16,940
Put it in the bin.

1219
00:57:16,940 --> 00:57:18,340
Can't see what's going on.

1220
00:57:18,340 --> 00:57:20,180
It hurts your fingers in your back.

1221
00:57:20,180 --> 00:57:22,340
Fuck, it's bad for your health at game, bro.

1222
00:57:22,340 --> 00:57:23,340
No, you're just old.

1223
00:57:23,340 --> 00:57:24,860
Come to space with me.

1224
00:57:24,860 --> 00:57:28,380
But the fault in my mind being that,

1225
00:57:28,380 --> 00:57:30,140
no, even if I, even if I,

1226
00:57:30,140 --> 00:57:31,860
with this new character that I've got on WoW,

1227
00:57:31,860 --> 00:57:33,940
get that to max level,

1228
00:57:33,940 --> 00:57:35,620
I'm not gonna do the end game content.

1229
00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:36,860
There's no point because there's a,

1230
00:57:36,860 --> 00:57:39,660
there's a new expansion coming out in six months.

1231
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:42,500
So, you know what I mean?

1232
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:44,540
That in itself should be enough for me to just sit there

1233
00:57:44,540 --> 00:57:47,780
and go fuck it off for six months and then come back to it.

1234
00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:48,660
You understand?

1235
00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:50,500
You don't understand because you're not addicted like I am.

1236
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:51,500
I'm confused as fuck a lot.

1237
00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:52,340
You lost me.

1238
00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:53,300
You don't get it?

1239
00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:56,380
No, World of Warcraft, good, good for you.

1240
00:57:56,380 --> 00:57:58,140
I'm glad you enjoy it.

1241
00:57:58,140 --> 00:58:00,420
I just, I don't know, man.

1242
00:58:00,420 --> 00:58:03,140
I'm just not in that mentality of,

1243
00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:05,940
I have to be in a very specific mood

1244
00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:08,500
to wanna go and mine 10 bits of ore

1245
00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:09,620
and take them to a vendor.

1246
00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:10,740
Don't sit there chatting shit like that.

1247
00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:12,660
I'm not, I'm being sincere.

1248
00:58:12,660 --> 00:58:14,660
No Man's Sky is literally the whole,

1249
00:58:14,660 --> 00:58:15,500
I'm not ripping it.

1250
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,380
Don't come for No Man's Sky.

1251
00:58:17,380 --> 00:58:18,580
I'm not ripping it.

1252
00:58:18,580 --> 00:58:20,820
I'm just saying that that is literally a game

1253
00:58:20,820 --> 00:58:23,100
based around mining.

1254
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,820
What are you keep fucking staring at?

1255
00:58:24,820 --> 00:58:25,700
Oh, it's your phone.

1256
00:58:25,700 --> 00:58:27,620
Yeah, well, I'm getting the No Man's Sky drops in,

1257
00:58:27,620 --> 00:58:28,460
aren't I?

1258
00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:33,460
No, no, I like, I like, listen,

1259
00:58:34,260 --> 00:58:35,580
I've shit on World of Warcraft.

1260
00:58:35,580 --> 00:58:36,420
I like it.

1261
00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:37,260
There was a time when I was playing it

1262
00:58:37,260 --> 00:58:38,900
and I said I like it.

1263
00:58:38,900 --> 00:58:42,420
The trouble is, why is World of Warcraft not on a console?

1264
00:58:42,420 --> 00:58:45,220
And don't tell me how it can't because fuck off.

1265
00:58:45,220 --> 00:58:48,420
There's plenty of games that are supported on console.

1266
00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:49,340
It can't.

1267
00:58:49,340 --> 00:58:50,180
Yes, it can.

1268
00:58:50,180 --> 00:58:51,020
Why not?

1269
00:58:51,020 --> 00:58:51,840
It just can't.

1270
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:52,680
Why?

1271
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,340
You can format a controller to it.

1272
00:58:54,340 --> 00:58:55,460
They allowed that.

1273
00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:57,140
I don't wanna hear format controls.

1274
00:58:57,140 --> 00:58:58,060
I wanna know why.

1275
00:58:58,060 --> 00:58:59,420
I can't play it on a console.

1276
00:58:59,420 --> 00:59:01,340
Because it's too difficult.

1277
00:59:01,340 --> 00:59:03,540
Don't fucking give me all that bollocks.

1278
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,900
It will be too difficult to port that over

1279
00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:08,700
and all the, let's, let's we forget.

1280
00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:11,260
Massive player base they're missing out on, huge.

1281
00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:12,820
You played it for about five minutes.

1282
00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:14,340
There is so much shit on there that just wouldn't work.

1283
00:59:14,340 --> 00:59:15,180
I played it for about six hours.

1284
00:59:15,180 --> 00:59:16,580
It just wouldn't work.

1285
00:59:16,580 --> 00:59:17,700
It would not work.

1286
00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:19,340
ESO works.

1287
00:59:19,340 --> 00:59:20,620
But it's separate.

1288
00:59:20,620 --> 00:59:21,780
What do you mean?

1289
00:59:21,780 --> 00:59:23,860
The PC version.

1290
00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:24,700
Yeah.

1291
00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:25,540
And the console version.

1292
00:59:25,540 --> 00:59:26,380
Yeah.

1293
00:59:26,380 --> 00:59:27,220
Are separate.

1294
00:59:27,220 --> 00:59:28,740
Are separate World of Warcraft version.

1295
00:59:28,740 --> 00:59:29,580
No, it wouldn't work.

1296
00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:30,420
Why?

1297
00:59:30,420 --> 00:59:33,540
Because fucking ESO is clunky anyway.

1298
00:59:33,540 --> 00:59:34,540
You're talking shit.

1299
00:59:34,540 --> 00:59:37,740
We know you could do a World of Warcraft version

1300
00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:40,860
and then have a whole console player base.

1301
00:59:40,860 --> 00:59:43,900
They've been calling for it for years.

1302
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:47,900
People have been wanting it on their consoles for years.

1303
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:51,860
And the closest we've ever got is the controller format.

1304
00:59:51,860 --> 00:59:54,660
And no one liked it because it was too difficult.

1305
00:59:54,660 --> 00:59:55,900
There have been people that use it

1306
00:59:55,900 --> 00:59:58,780
and have done some very, very difficult content

1307
00:59:58,780 --> 00:59:59,940
with a controller.

1308
00:59:59,940 --> 01:00:02,500
But even they've said, yeah, it's fucking difficult

1309
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:05,540
because there's so much shit going on.

1310
01:00:05,540 --> 01:00:09,740
You've played ESO, the actions, the spells,

1311
01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:12,620
the fact that you have to change your whole spell bar

1312
01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:14,900
to use another set of spells by holding L2

1313
01:00:14,900 --> 01:00:16,140
and then fucking pressing whatever.

1314
01:00:16,140 --> 01:00:16,980
It's easy.

1315
01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:18,300
You hold L2 and press square.

1316
01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:21,020
It doesn't work as nice as it should do.

1317
01:00:21,020 --> 01:00:23,140
You play ESO and then you play it on a computer.

1318
01:00:23,140 --> 01:00:24,500
It plays way better on a computer.

1319
01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:25,980
No, what, move your mouse over

1320
01:00:25,980 --> 01:00:27,820
and click, click, click, click, click, click.

1321
01:00:27,820 --> 01:00:29,580
No, honestly, it wouldn't work.

1322
01:00:29,580 --> 01:00:30,420
You're a weapon.

1323
01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:32,420
You're talking to a veteran here.

1324
01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:33,740
It wouldn't work on a console.

1325
01:00:33,740 --> 01:00:34,820
It doesn't need to be on a console.

1326
01:00:34,820 --> 01:00:36,340
They've got the player base there.

1327
01:00:36,340 --> 01:00:38,100
Do you know how many people they'd be missing out on?

1328
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:40,100
How many people have just got consoles?

1329
01:00:40,100 --> 01:00:40,940
Doesn't matter.

1330
01:00:40,940 --> 01:00:44,220
There's a reason why the biggest MMOs are on PC

1331
01:00:44,220 --> 01:00:46,020
and not fucking consoles

1332
01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:47,860
because they just work better on PC.

1333
01:00:47,860 --> 01:00:48,700
ESO's up there.

1334
01:00:48,700 --> 01:00:50,060
You're telling me they don't work on a console.

1335
01:00:50,060 --> 01:00:50,900
You loved it.

1336
01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:52,460
You creamed it, you motherfucker.

1337
01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:54,740
Their console player base

1338
01:00:54,740 --> 01:00:57,980
only makes up less than 50% of their player base combined.

1339
01:00:57,980 --> 01:00:59,740
The rest of their player base is on PC.

1340
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:01,500
Oh, only half.

1341
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:03,500
Don't try coming at me going,

1342
01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:05,740
50% like making, trying to make it sound small.

1343
01:01:05,740 --> 01:01:06,820
That's half you fucking bean sprout.

1344
01:01:06,820 --> 01:01:07,900
Out of the millions of players.

1345
01:01:07,900 --> 01:01:09,420
You bean, you bean.

1346
01:01:09,420 --> 01:01:10,260
What are you talking about?

1347
01:01:10,260 --> 01:01:11,100
It's not coming to console.

1348
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:11,940
They won't do it.

1349
01:01:11,940 --> 01:01:12,780
I don't want it console.

1350
01:01:12,780 --> 01:01:13,620
Let it die, rip.

1351
01:01:13,620 --> 01:01:14,460
It's not gonna die.

1352
01:01:14,460 --> 01:01:15,460
Muggy little world of war.

1353
01:01:15,460 --> 01:01:19,100
Actually, I do think this would be the last expansion.

1354
01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:19,940
I don't see how much.

1355
01:01:19,940 --> 01:01:21,860
Give me a code for the expansion.

1356
01:01:21,860 --> 01:01:23,620
I'll test it out for you, Blizzard.

1357
01:01:23,620 --> 01:01:25,180
Yeah, after I signed up for the alpha

1358
01:01:25,180 --> 01:01:27,060
and they didn't give me the code for it.

1359
01:01:27,060 --> 01:01:28,380
That's bullshit in itself.

1360
01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:31,820
I've been playing that game for 13 years.

1361
01:01:31,820 --> 01:01:33,300
Thousands of pounds have been spent

1362
01:01:33,300 --> 01:01:34,500
in terms of just subscription,

1363
01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:36,660
let alone all the extra shit that I've bought.

1364
01:01:36,660 --> 01:01:39,100
And they won't give me an alpha code.

1365
01:01:39,100 --> 01:01:40,060
Don't respect your time.

1366
01:01:40,060 --> 01:01:41,660
It tells me all I need to know about it.

1367
01:01:41,660 --> 01:01:43,220
They give it to streamers and shit.

1368
01:01:43,220 --> 01:01:46,340
They're obviously gonna talk good about it

1369
01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:48,660
because they're being told to and that's about it.

1370
01:01:48,660 --> 01:01:49,940
It's just fucking stupid.

1371
01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:52,300
Well, when what's the buttons reaches lofty heights,

1372
01:01:52,300 --> 01:01:54,100
don't come crawling back, Blizzard.

1373
01:01:54,100 --> 01:01:56,060
Well, they'll be dead by then.

1374
01:01:56,060 --> 01:01:56,900
Ha ha ha ha.

1375
01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:58,700
They won't exist.

1376
01:01:58,700 --> 01:01:59,540
So will we.

1377
01:01:59,540 --> 01:02:01,380
Ha ha ha ha.

1378
01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:02,740
Oh, fucking hell.

1379
01:02:02,740 --> 01:02:03,580
Yeah.

1380
01:02:03,580 --> 01:02:05,060
Well, what we've been playing.

1381
01:02:05,060 --> 01:02:06,660
You're supposed to be saying this.

1382
01:02:06,660 --> 01:02:07,500
What have we been?

1383
01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:08,740
You've been playing fuck all, huh?

1384
01:02:08,740 --> 01:02:09,580
Board games.

1385
01:02:09,580 --> 01:02:11,340
We just went through what we've been playing.

1386
01:02:11,340 --> 01:02:12,900
I didn't say a thing about what I've been playing.

1387
01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:13,980
Well, what have you been playing?

1388
01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:15,220
Fuck all.

1389
01:02:15,220 --> 01:02:16,340
No, that's false.

1390
01:02:16,340 --> 01:02:18,260
I've played a lot of Skyrim, loved it.

1391
01:02:18,260 --> 01:02:19,100
Mm.

1392
01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:21,940
And then, no man's sky, obviously.

1393
01:02:21,940 --> 01:02:23,900
Come out of nowhere with the update

1394
01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:25,140
and I was like, bang, let's have a look.

1395
01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:27,380
And then I'm drawn back in.

1396
01:02:27,380 --> 01:02:28,380
Yep.

1397
01:02:28,380 --> 01:02:29,740
And now you're coming at me with Destiny.

1398
01:02:29,740 --> 01:02:32,300
You did Destiny last week and then I saw nothing.

1399
01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:33,580
So.

1400
01:02:33,580 --> 01:02:34,420
You were on nights.

1401
01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:35,740
I'll take you with a pinch of salt.

1402
01:02:35,740 --> 01:02:36,660
It didn't match up.

1403
01:02:36,660 --> 01:02:39,500
By the time you was coming on, Love Island was also coming on

1404
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:41,820
and I had to pick one or the other.

1405
01:02:41,820 --> 01:02:42,980
You chose Love Island.

1406
01:02:42,980 --> 01:02:44,420
Over a month of investment,

1407
01:02:44,420 --> 01:02:45,780
every single night I've been watching this.

1408
01:02:45,780 --> 01:02:47,540
I'm not about to miss any episodes yet.

1409
01:02:47,540 --> 01:02:48,780
What a load of old.

1410
01:02:48,780 --> 01:02:49,900
Destiny ain't going anywhere.

1411
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:51,340
Love Island is for another year.

1412
01:02:51,340 --> 01:02:54,100
So this week's homework, no man's sky and Destiny.

1413
01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:55,060
Yeah, pretty much.

1414
01:02:55,060 --> 01:02:57,460
You're gonna get no man's sky on the console before I leave.

1415
01:02:57,460 --> 01:02:59,580
Make sure it's on their PS5 version.

1416
01:02:59,580 --> 01:03:01,020
I don't want this fucking ball-acre

1417
01:03:01,020 --> 01:03:03,460
trying to connect to a computer person.

1418
01:03:03,460 --> 01:03:05,300
I'll just jump in a PlayStation party.

1419
01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:06,220
We're away.

1420
01:03:06,220 --> 01:03:08,860
All this voice chat or something

1421
01:03:08,860 --> 01:03:11,220
we'll have to do one thing or call you.

1422
01:03:11,220 --> 01:03:13,420
Just get it on console, job done.

1423
01:03:13,420 --> 01:03:14,700
Console master race.

1424
01:03:14,700 --> 01:03:15,820
Fine.

1425
01:03:15,820 --> 01:03:17,140
Your internet will have it downloaded

1426
01:03:17,140 --> 01:03:18,900
in about 18 seconds anyway.

1427
01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:21,060
Yeah, to be fair, Destiny was 106 gig,

1428
01:03:21,060 --> 01:03:24,060
it downloaded in three hours.

1429
01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:26,260
Literally, that would take me the whole weekend.

1430
01:03:26,260 --> 01:03:29,060
It was so cool for me to play five minutes

1431
01:03:29,060 --> 01:03:30,420
and go, yeah, I'm deleting this.

1432
01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:31,260
Yeah.

1433
01:03:31,260 --> 01:03:32,220
What a waste.

1434
01:03:32,220 --> 01:03:34,540
Crush debuff.

1435
01:03:34,540 --> 01:03:35,380
All right, cool.

1436
01:03:35,380 --> 01:03:38,020
Well, are you gonna outro us?

1437
01:03:38,020 --> 01:03:39,460
Anything else to say?

1438
01:03:39,460 --> 01:03:41,580
I don't fuck all else to say, to be fair.

1439
01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:43,340
Not enough.

1440
01:03:45,420 --> 01:03:46,540
For the next week.

1441
01:03:46,540 --> 01:03:48,780
Yeah, well, back next week, I guess.

1442
01:03:48,780 --> 01:03:50,380
Yeah, I'm just quickly racking my brain

1443
01:03:50,380 --> 01:03:51,460
and making sure there isn't anything else

1444
01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:53,740
I wanna say and I don't think there is.

1445
01:03:53,740 --> 01:03:55,780
So, oh, actually.

1446
01:03:55,780 --> 01:03:56,620
Go on.

1447
01:03:56,620 --> 01:04:00,660
If anyone listening has a Balrog Funko Pop

1448
01:04:00,660 --> 01:04:02,380
that they're wanting a shift,

1449
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:03,980
don't be looking over there, it's not there.

1450
01:04:03,980 --> 01:04:05,780
No, that's what I was gonna get you, wasn't it?

1451
01:04:05,780 --> 01:04:06,620
Yeah, but you didn't.

1452
01:04:06,620 --> 01:04:07,700
So now I gotta get myself one.

1453
01:04:07,700 --> 01:04:08,540
All right, like that.

1454
01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:10,460
If anyone wants to sell me one

1455
01:04:10,460 --> 01:04:12,540
that isn't north for 60 quid,

1456
01:04:12,540 --> 01:04:14,500
let me know, because I'll snap it up.

1457
01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:16,700
Yeah, why you mention that?

1458
01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:20,060
Let him know via What's the Buttons podcast on Instagram

1459
01:04:20,060 --> 01:04:23,420
or the Twitter at What's the Button, no S.

1460
01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:25,140
That's so fucking stupid.

1461
01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:27,500
Oh, no, it's dumb, but it is what it is.

1462
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:28,820
Anyway, that's us done.

1463
01:04:28,820 --> 01:04:29,660
Thanks for listening.

1464
01:04:29,660 --> 01:04:30,860
Thanks very much.

1465
01:04:30,860 --> 01:04:31,700
See you later.

1466
01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:50,700
All right, bye-bye.