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Hello. Welcome to episode two of What's the Buttons? My name is Ash.

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Here are the co-hosts.

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Rhys Lengden.

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Leng Dogg.

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Leng Dogg. We're here.

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Welcome back.

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It's been fun. Thanks for everyone who's listened so far.

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Way more people than we thought.

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Just a few.

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What is the number at the moment, roughly?

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I think it was last time I looked because, you know,

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I only look like every five minutes.

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I think it was like 420 something, I think.

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Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy.

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The world map, the heat map is mental. America, hello.

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Yeah, on our website, everything feeds from it gives an overall map of the world.

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The analytics.

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Yeah, little red dots tell you where everyone's listening

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and New York's a hotspot, which is weird.

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Shout out 50 Cent if you're listening.

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So yeah, it's exciting. I like it.

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Yeah, good stuff. Well, seeing as the first one was such a success,

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we thought we'd have a crack at a second.

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So we'll start off with Reece's apology because he's got quite the apology to make.

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Yeah, it's our second episode and I thought it would take a little bit longer

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to do like an apology style recording.

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But the time is now. In the first episode,

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you will have noted that I was talking to Ash about how he's opened my world,

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my eyes to the world of Xbox and Game Pass.

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Well, unfortunately, when I will not unfortunately at all,

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but when I first got with my girlfriend, Steph, which is almost four years ago,

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when I first met her, we had a serious debate about how Nintendo was shit

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and how Xbox was shit.

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Ash is just smiling how wrong this sounds.

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Massively against both of those things and Steph's a big Nintendo fan

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and well, she's got every console there is.

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So get to the fucking point.

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Basically, it was Steph that opened my eyes to Xbox as she's been talking about it to me

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for the best part of four years.

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So I take back me saying thank you to Ash for letting me on the whole Xbox hype.

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It was Steph. Thank you, Steph.

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You're welcome.

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Ridiculous for a second episode.

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You got your apology. Now be happy.

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Oh dear, oh dear.

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Well, yeah, that's the apology out of the way.

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So well done.

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Also, I've had some feedback mainly from a couple of friends.

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One friend in particular who said he liked it, but might have been too much swearing.

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Well, fuck off.

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I don't care. Tough shit.

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This is how it is. Explicit for a reason.

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It says explicit on everything.

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I'm not going to we've sort of decided that we're not going to be throwing C bombs

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and all the heavy hitting swear words,

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but it's a podcast that isn't for children.

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So fuck off.

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If you're a child listening to this, fuck off.

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Yeah, don't listen.

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Don't listen. I'll tell your mum.

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Yeah, stop listening to this.

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Listen to something else. Go on CBB, CBBs or some shit.

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Exactly. Right.

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Well, moving on to actual game news.

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It's not really news to be fair.

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We just thought we'd we've actually got a

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something written down this time, an order.

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We've made a list.

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Yeah. So we're going to start talking about Elden Ring.

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Oh, yeah, because we missed out after we finished recording on the last episode.

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I sat there whilst I was editing through it.

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I felt fucking I missed out this.

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I missed out that an Elden Ring was a massive one that we somehow we missed that one

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backstory for me, Ashley, Ash, huge souls fan, huge souls player.

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Funnily enough, it was it was

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Dark Souls one that got me into YouTube because I had I've never watched any YouTube.

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I've never watched any YouTube gaming or anything like that.

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And yeah, I buy a lot of strange games and Dark Souls appeared and I was like,

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that's a strange game. It looks right up my street.

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I didn't realize how hard it was going to be.

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I've never heard of Demon's Souls at that point.

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So I picked up Dark Souls proceeded to not get past the first one.

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I thought this is fucking shit.

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I'm not playing this no more.

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So I stopped playing it.

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So not being one to quit.

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I tried again.

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I couldn't do it.

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So I thought fuck it.

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I will YouTube it.

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So I started YouTube in it and then I started watching YouTube videos on how to beat bosses and tutorials.

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And that's when that's when I started watching YouTube videos and games and I've watched them ever since.

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So thanks Dark Souls for getting me into YouTube because that was fun.

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But yeah, so I've after completing Dark Souls one, I went back to Demon's Souls.

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Smash the life out of that.

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I've done all the Dark Souls one, two, three Bloodborne Demon's Souls.

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Sekiro, fucking Bloodborne. Yeah, this is the goat.

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Where's the remake?

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The one I haven't done actually is the Demon's Souls remake on PS5 because I played Demon's Souls too much.

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I should go and play that and I will eventually.

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Or Mortal Shell.

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I know it's not the same makers.

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Yeah, it's not much.

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Fuck that.

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I don't even know what that is.

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I've heard of it.

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Fuck it.

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It's not Dark Souls is it?

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So yeah, I'm a Souls vet.

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All right, and I challenge anyone to a 1v1.

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All right, I beat this man multiple times on the 1v1.

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I just want to throw that out there.

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Where's the proof?

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I have it.

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Prove it.

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I have it.

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Prove it.

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Do you?

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Yeah.

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Save the clips.

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Of course I did.

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Prove it was me.

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It's there.

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It wasn't me.

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Shaggy, it wasn't me.

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Yeah.

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I got you all together.

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Anyway, is that going to get copyrighted?

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Is that how that works?

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Maybe because it was so shit.

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Maybe there won't be.

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Probably not.

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We're not big enough for that.

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All worries to Shaggy.

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Yeah, if you haven't heard this episode, it never comes out.

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It's because we've been copyrighted.

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So yeah, anyway, that's my background on Elden Ring or the Souls genre.

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I was pretty excited.

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I love Game of Thrones.

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And when they announced George R.R. Martin was going to be working on Elden Ring, wow,

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the excitement levels boiled over.

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So when Elden Ring finally came out, I had to get your boy, Reese Langdog, and say, look,

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pick up this game Elden Ring.

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This is not really his jam, but...

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Refused.

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Yeah, but here we are.

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And tell your story, I guess.

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Flat out refused.

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I'll call it Soulsborne, as everyone else does.

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That is the right title.

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It's a Soulsborne.

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I never played any of them other than Bloodborne.

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And even then, I only made it about five minutes in, I think I did.

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Two bosses.

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And it weren't my cup of tea.

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When I first started playing, I was probably more fearful of it because it was quite a dark

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style of game.

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So I never really gave it much of a chance.

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It was very difficult.

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Sorry to cut in.

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Do you think the reputation of Soulsborne's games is what put you off?

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What, the fact that they're massively difficult?

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Yeah, well, the perceived...

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Fuck yeah, because I game for fun, not to scream at the telly.

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But I genuinely don't believe that they are that difficult.

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I think it's been fabricated.

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Well, we'll get to this.

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Okay, sorry.

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You mug.

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Yeah, so I played Bloodborne for a little bit and then thought, no, fuck, this isn't my jam.

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And then left it completely, weren't a part of that world.

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And then Elden Ring come out, Ash sent me videos, gave all the hype about it.

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And I thought, no, I'm not buying this.

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And then I did.

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I bought it.

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Ash will remember.

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I played about five minutes of it.

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And I remember screaming to him on the phone going, this is fucking ridiculous.

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Fuck this game.

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I've wasted 60 quid on this game.

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I was so angry.

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And then I did what Ash did and I watched some YouTube videos and listened to his advice.

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Hold on, hold on, hold on.

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No, you didn't.

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You called upon my help.

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Yeah, I just said I listened to your advice.

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I listened to your advice.

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Don't worry about YouTube.

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You didn't just listen to my advice.

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You called me in to help you with the boss.

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I was summoned.

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I was summoned to help you with the first boss.

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Yeah.

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Remember.

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Well, I couldn't make it past this.

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And I got him down to one hit and you couldn't finish him off.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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You remember in the last episode, I spoke about how much I save clips on the PlayStation.

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This man doesn't know.

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There's a clip that I saved because you don't hear it.

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But this man was screaming at me because we had this boss down to one hit and there is video footage of me hitting this motherfucking boss and it glitching out and not doing it.

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And I realized what it was.

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He was in the middle of an anime and an animation and you can't attack when you're in an animation.

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All right.

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So he grabbed me.

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All right.

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I've got this geezer down to one.

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It was it Margot.

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Is that Margot?

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It's been so long since we played.

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I smashed him up, showed him how it was done, got him down to one hit.

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He's grabbed me finishing me off.

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I was like, hit him, hit him.

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He's not hitting him or he's trying, but he's not going through.

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Even then after that, all he's got to do is still just hit him once after he's dropped me.

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He's rolling around screaming down the mic.

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Help me, mom.

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Help me, mom.

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I can't do nothing.

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I'm dead.

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I'm toast.

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I'm watching.

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I'm watching.

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I'm spectating.

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He just gets whooped.

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Fuming.

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I was more angry than he was.

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The difficulty spike.

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Well, there was no, there is no fucking spike because it's not easy to start with.

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There's nothing for it to spike.

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It's just straight away difficult and I invested hours into that.

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I think my final count was I think it's something like 96 hours.

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That's not the final count.

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We're going back.

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Oh, yeah, of course we're going back.

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But currently I think it's about 96 hours and it was such an incredible game.

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Oh my God, millennia.

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She did me in.

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But yeah, it was it was it was good.

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It was very difficult game, but very very rewarding.

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I watched this man for one hour straight bang his head against the wall via the live streaming service on PlayStation or whatever it is.

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Screen share play.

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I watched him for an hour and it started off as a bit of fun by about 45 minutes in he was getting angrier and angrier and by the last 10 minutes, he wasn't saying nothing.

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That's pure rain.

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Yeah, what was happening?

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We had a bet on he no ash hadn't actually beat millennia if obviously most most people know about Elden Ring.

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But if you don't millennia is like she's a she's a boss that you don't have to do her sort of optional, but she's possibly the hardest boss in the game.

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I think she optional.

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She is optional.

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Yeah, is she because I went back for her?

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Yeah, she's optional.

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But me and Ash had a bet on that.

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What was it if I killed her within an hour because I got all cocky said I'm going to do I'm going to down this bitch in an hour and the bet was what was it like 35 quid?

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I don't know.

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It was something like that.

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And yeah, I essentially live streamed it to him and I killed her on bang on an hour, but it I was the TV the TV didn't nearly didn't survive neither the PlayStation.

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The only reason you were so confident is because you was running around with that fucking little mimic tear smacking bosses.

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I was struggling with the bosses going that while you wait till you get to that one that one's now as he's going first time mate first time I didn't do anything.

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I just stood back and watched a mimic tear do it all so he was cocky.

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He was confident that he was going to go in and millennia and he was going to whack her one time.

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I did not one time.

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I smacked her up.

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It won't one time.

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It took you an hour.

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You did it on the last show.

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Ten seconds. This is the thing. Yeah, all the people that play this game you get the veterans are obviously you call yourself a veteran and I believe that you are a veteran of the Souls board game.

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I'm not I'm a veteran, but it doesn't mean I'm very good at them.

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No, I'm a veteran.

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But you played them all and blah blah blah and from all of the hype and Reddit and things like that and people talking about Elden Ring.

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There was a lot of people that were they were like purists summoning things like that.

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Like the summons was I know it wasn't a new thing, but to the extent that you could do it, it was new.

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So there was lots of purists that were going.

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Well, I'm not using that.

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I'm not going to use it.

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I'm going to play it the real way and I'm not going to use anything to help me.

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I'm going to do it all with skill and blah blah blah.

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I'll use everything.

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If a game's giving me something I'm going to use it.

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Why would I not and the mimic tear was one of them.

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Basically the mimic tear is is a copy of you like ditto.

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It just takes your form and has all your spells and all that shit and it just just does what you do anyway, and it's overpowered as fuck.

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So I just use that they're called gatekeepers.

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They don't want you to use the mechanics that have been implemented into the game for your own benefit.

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Now these people can fuck off.

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There's a reason these mechanics were put into the game so more people could play the game and enjoy it.

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You know, I mean if you want to if you want to make the game harder for yourself, which people do know summoning that's up to you.

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No healing, no hit runs all that.

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I'm all for that.

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But don't tell somebody else that they can't do X Y and Z when they're not cheating.

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They're not glitching.

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It's a mechanic that's been implemented in the game to be used and that's what people do.

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Granted the mimic tear was OP as fuck.

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They did nerf it though.

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They did nerf it.

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It was still OP.

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Yeah, still massively OP.

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But it's in the game to be used and there's nothing wrong with summoning people summoning even co-op online.

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There's nothing wrong with it.

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It makes the game fun.

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If that's how you want to play if you want to make it harder for yourself you can.

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And I use that thing on every opportunity are possibly good.

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Yeah, rightly so.

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And anyone that says if you're summoning you're not playing a game properly.

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Well, why don't you use no fucking weapons?

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Why don't you go fist only level one?

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No hit runs.

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I know there are people complete games with their toes and shit.

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One of my mates played a whole game of FIFA once with his feet.

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Anyone.

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Oh wait, this one's for Jamal fuck FIFA.

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Just in case you listen to this fuck FIFA.

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Fuck Mark.

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He's going to love that.

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He was fuming with that.

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Did he listen?

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Did he?

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Yeah, I got a ping on messenger and he was like, what's this about fuck Mark?

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Fuck your co-host.

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I'm only joking Mark.

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He's not joking at all.

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Fuck Mark.

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Oh Christ.

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That's going on a t-shirt.

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You'll get royalties.

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So yeah, back with millennia.

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I did get cocky.

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I got very cocky because this was meant to be like one of the hardest games ever and I was mashing everything up.

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Nothing was obviously I was there was if I made a mistake, I was dying.

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But most of the bosses you'll remember the last six bosses.

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It was a bang bang bang bang killing them all like one one time.

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So when I got to millennia, yeah, I got real cocky.

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I was like, yeah, I'm going to I'm going to mash her up and yeah, it didn't work that way at all.

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It did not work that way at all.

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But I got her again.

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The clip is saved of me screaming because I'd done it.

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And then this man when I stopped the stopwatch on my phone because I had a stopwatch on I stopped it.

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Obviously a couple of seconds went over because I was screaming.

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He goes you didn't do it in an hour.

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You was a minute over.

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Fucker.

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This is true.

343
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He was over.

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I went over at all.

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The footage is it was tight, but it was over.

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Either way, it was done.

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And then I put the controller down and went fuck this game.

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Not playing it again.

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The reason I think so many people struggle with Elden Ring and especially Elden Ring because

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of the reputation of Soulsborne games.

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And when I joined you, you don't you don't the way you're trying to play it is Skyrim.

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You're trying to play it like it's no detriment to yourself.

353
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You don't understand Souls games because you never really played it.

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It works.

355
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You're trying to play it like Skyrim.

356
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You're trying to play it like any action adventure game and it's not an action.

357
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It's not how fast you can hit the attack button.

358
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It's dodge and block and parry and roll.

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It's a completely different experience.

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So having that many games in my back pocket from the Souls games, I knew that I knew going

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in and it does feel very similar to the Souls games.

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It is pretty much a carbon copy.

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When I watched footage of it, people that had already played it were gassing it up,

364
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hyping it up saying this is going to be the best thing ever.

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As much as it looked great.

366
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I was like it does just look like Dark Souls, but open world and how far can they go with it?

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And oh boy, they go far with it.

368
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Oh, they went far.

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Every single night I'd play and I'd be like this is near the end and I'd text Reese.

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A whole new part of the map just opened up.

371
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Yeah.

372
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I don't even know where I am anymore.

373
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Wow.

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What a game.

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Kudos to Elden Ring.

376
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Incredible game.

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Game of the year.

378
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Game of the year for sure.

379
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The visuals were incredible.

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The gameplay is incredible.

381
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The versatility on the builds that you could do were crazy.

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There's a fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle build.

383
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You know, I think like someone running around with a shell on their back.

384
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There's some crazy shit, a Sonic build, like all this weird stuff.

385
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That's Souls games, man.

386
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Everything's built on them builds and the replayability.

387
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I can't wait for the DLC.

388
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There's inevitably going to be DLC.

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There has to be.

390
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And there needs to be otherwise they're slowly falling down the path of something like Battlefield.

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I'd love to know.

392
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They've already smashed Battlefield out of the park.

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I know by ratings they have.

394
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I know it's not the game hasn't died.

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But I think the well, we're victims of it.

396
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When's the last time you picked up Elden Ring?

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That's because so many other games have come out.

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No, that's a lie.

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That's because there's nothing to do on it at the moment.

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I just love Star Wars too much.

401
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They need to pump out some DLC soon otherwise no one's coming back.

402
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They need what I'd like to see is a PvP arena.

403
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I think they had it in Dark Souls.

404
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That was rumored with the big pot man.

405
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Yeah, someone clipped through the wall didn't they?

406
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And they see like an arena style thing.

407
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Yeah, the big pot man.

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Also new from software game is nearing completion, which is mental.

409
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We've just released Elden Ring.

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What are then Wizards doing over there?

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What could it possibly be?

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They are a nutty gaming studio.

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They come out with some serious some serious stuff.

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Elden Ring's really really boost for the for the people that have never really played their types of games like myself really really high on my ranking.

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Massively put them on the map now.

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Massively all their all their old games Dark Souls 1 2 3.

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Sekiro Bloodborne Demon Souls.

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There's got to be a lot of people going to them now experiencing Elden Ring for the first time and getting their ass whooped because hey, I'll be honest with you.

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They're in my opinion.

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They're harder, but I truly believe that none of the Souls born games are that hard.

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It's just learning what the game is and the mechanics of it and how to just got to be clever with it.

422
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Yeah, and obviously the menus can be a bit finicky and your average Joe might not understand the scaling of weapons.

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Affinities and yeah, there's a lot to it.

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There is a lot to it.

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The average FIFA player won't really understand it.

426
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No, well, I'm the average FIFA player, but I get it.

427
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They're thick.

428
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Wow.

429
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Wow.

430
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Are you saying you don't like football fans?

431
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That's a bold statement.

432
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I've got a lot of football friends.

433
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I don't know how much of our listenership are football orientated.

434
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So I'll keep my comments aside.

435
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Well considering most of them are Americans.

436
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I used to be a massive football fan, but but no more.

437
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Football is football.

438
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It's not soccer by the way.

439
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They go get that out of there goes New York.

440
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It's facts.

441
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I don't want to hear that is football.

442
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Yeah, yeah, it is football.

443
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Kick the ball with your foot.

444
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Anyway, shout out from software.

445
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Can't wait to see what you're doing next.

446
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You've done wizardry amazing things and incredible job.

447
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Yeah, and I'm glad you got the Lang dog on to the Souls born genre.

448
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I should push him now to go and play some of the older ones.

449
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Definitely moving on.

450
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Well, you should say this.

451
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Oh, why?

452
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What is it?

453
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Oh fuck.

454
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It's another apology.

455
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Essentially.

456
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Yeah, I had a massive go at Ash for pre-ordering games and we had a big long bit.

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It was like five ten minutes long about us talking how we've been burnt on pre-orders

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and wouldn't ever fucking pre-order again.

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And then he comes out and says that he's pre-ordered the new code, which is a fucking waste of money.

460
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And you 100 pounds, 100 pounds, 100 pounds ridiculous.

461
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Don't even know what I got for it.

462
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Yeah, but that's ridiculous in itself.

463
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You don't even fucking know.

464
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I just know I get to play a bit earlier than there's a couple of skins and that Jesus.

465
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So I play World of Warcraft and I've been playing it for the best part of well since it first come out.

466
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So for years and years and years like 13 14 years something like that.

467
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And obviously they do expansions.

468
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They do loads of them.

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They come out maybe once every two three years, whatever.

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There's a new expansion coming out.

471
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Hopefully end of this year, probably beginning of next year and I pre-ordered it.

472
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Steph is aware that I've pre-ordered it.

473
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She isn't aware of how much I spent on it because I didn't just buy the standard edition.

474
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I got sunk. I got I got hooked in. Well, how much did you spend LingDog?

475
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Well, unlike you, I know what I got.

476
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:53,700
So I got 30 day. You have to pay 10 pounds. How much?

477
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To pay 10 pounds a month to play this game.

478
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It's subscription based game MMORPG.

479
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And with with this pre-order, I got a mount a nice little dragon that has a cool animation.

480
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I got two pets that I'm never going to use.

481
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I tried to sell them, but you can't a level 60 boost.

482
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So I got some decent things with that.

483
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I'm just stalling because I know I'm not being round a bush.

484
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How much was it?

485
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75 pounds.

486
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Seventy five Great British pounds.

487
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Yeah, I could have just bought the standard edition for like 35 quid.

488
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But I thought, you know what?

489
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It was the biggest edition on there other than the collected edition.

490
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But I couldn't be asked to wait for all my stuff to turn up.

491
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So yeah, 75 pounds.

492
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So I suppose I owe another apology to Ash for for having to go in for pre-ordering stuff

493
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because literally the day after I went and did the same thing.

494
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,100
Apology accepted.

495
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:46,800
Sorry, Steph.

496
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,000
Please do it again.

497
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,400
I can't stop pre-ordering stuff.

498
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,800
I want it the reason I tell you the real reason I do it.

499
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:58,400
It's different with Call of Duty and FIFA because normally you get to play them early

500
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:03,800
and I am very, very, very impatient when something is coming and it's close.

501
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,000
I'm like I need it now.

502
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:05,500
It's too close.

503
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,100
I want to.

504
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,000
Yeah, I want it.

505
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,200
If I could pay more.

506
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,200
I will and I'll get it early and I'll play it and I'll love it.

507
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,700
But the main reason I pre-order things, especially if they're a long way away,

508
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,200
is because I love the feeling of pre-ordering something.

509
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,900
And then when it comes out, I feel like I've got it for free.

510
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,500
Yeah, I love that feeling.

511
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,100
I feel like I've got it for free.

512
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,200
Even though I ain't it feels good.

513
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,900
Weird how the mind works.

514
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:28,400
Yeah, I'm playing with my own mind.

515
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,700
I'm like I'm getting this for free.

516
00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:30,900
But I'm not the same way.

517
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,600
I bought this with Monopoly money.

518
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,500
I don't even realize.

519
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,300
Exactly.

520
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:35,800
Exactly.

521
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,200
So that's my that's my reasoning.

522
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,400
But yeah, a lot of pre-orders shouldn't be going ahead.

523
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,600
But it also it depends what it is.

524
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:48,200
Sometimes it's just a good way of showing your support for a studio that you like.

525
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:53,400
I said to Ash that when when we get an actual release date of God of War Ragnarok,

526
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,100
I'm going to get the biggest fucking edition.

527
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:55,700
I can of that.

528
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:58,100
I don't care how much money is I'm just going to get it.

529
00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:59,500
I want I want statues.

530
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:00,700
I want anything they can give me.

531
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:01,500
I want the merch.

532
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:02,300
I'm having it.

533
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:02,800
Well, it's funny.

534
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,500
You should say that about God of War release date because I've got something

535
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,100
coming up and I know you haven't seen it.

536
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:08,400
But you're going to have to wait.

537
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,800
He refused to read it to me.

538
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:10,800
I'm going to have to wait.

539
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,400
We get your reactions.

540
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,800
I have to get all the shit out before.

541
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,400
You can tell me what's on this article.

542
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,000
Well, going on the same lines of World of Warcraft.

543
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,400
Is that what it's called?

544
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,100
It's in front of you.

545
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:23,300
Yeah.

546
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,000
Well, I've got wow written down.

547
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:25,400
Oh yeah.

548
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,000
World of Warcraft World of Warcraft.

549
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Yeah, that one.

550
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,000
So I've never been a PC gamer.

551
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,200
Reese Langdog kindly traded me.

552
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,900
His laptop for a sword because it's just the way we do things.

553
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:39,100
Yeah, more of a dagger.

554
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:43,000
I suppose it felt like a sword to Frodo but technology for weapons.

555
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:43,300
Yeah.

556
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:46,600
So with that in mind, I thought you know what I'm going to try.

557
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:53,100
I'm going to try myself some of this World of Warcraft that you've been playing your whole life.

558
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:58,400
And I didn't go well.

559
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,900
How do you play MMOs on a computer?

560
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:02,200
How do you play anything on a computer?

561
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:02,800
My fingers.

562
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,000
I'm getting cramp.

563
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,300
How do you keep your fingers like a spider?

564
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:08,000
What's this W.A.S.F. shit?

565
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Showing his age.

566
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,500
It's not hard though, is it?

567
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:11,800
My fingers don't move like that.

568
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:16,500
I can't keep them there for longer than a minute at a time without getting cramp pains.

569
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:19,500
It's not natural.

570
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,700
The laptop gets really hot.

571
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:21,700
It burns my legs.

572
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:23,800
If I sit on a table, I get backache.

573
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,200
I don't understand how to play it.

574
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,100
Give me a controller and I'm away.

575
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,700
Put a controller on it then.

576
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:32,400
Well, you can play well with a controller, but I wouldn't.

577
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,000
Exactly.

578
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,500
But you're treating it like a normal laptop.

579
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,200
Like a work laptop.

580
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,300
This is a gaming laptop.

581
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,000
It needs air.

582
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,800
It needs ventilation.

583
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,000
I got a cooling pad for mine.

584
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,500
It's got three extra fans.

585
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,000
Of course you have.

586
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:46,500
Of course I do.

587
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,200
It was like 20 quid.

588
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,500
But it helps.

589
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,900
Obviously, you're not used to that world.

590
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:53,400
You can't just sit with it on your lap.

591
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:57,400
I know it defeats the fucking object of it being a laptop, being able to move it around.

592
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,400
But it will get hot.

593
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,700
My fingers hurt.

594
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:03,200
It's just sitting position.

595
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,700
I can't do anything about your fingers.

596
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:05,700
My back.

597
00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:06,700
My back hurts.

598
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:07,700
I can't do anything about your back.

599
00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:09,700
What do you want me to do?

600
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:10,500
This is mental.

601
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:11,500
This is supposed to be fun.

602
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,200
It's like going to the fucking gym.

603
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:17,700
He played it for about six hours and then he probably hadn't fucking turned it on again.

604
00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:18,400
It's been a whole week.

605
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,200
Yeah, six hours.

606
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,200
That's a long time.

607
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:20,700
It's not a long time.

608
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:22,200
That's a lot of pain I went through.

609
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:22,700
No, no, no, no.

610
00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,700
I'm sitting there in pain thinking, is this worth it?

611
00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:25,700
Absolutely not.

612
00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:29,700
As well, why are all the cymbals so small?

613
00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,700
I can't see what I'm fucking doing.

614
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:33,700
Reece is like, you see that thing in the top left?

615
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:34,700
Yeah, click that.

616
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:35,700
What fucking thing?

617
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,200
There's like 12 of them.

618
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,200
And he's getting angry.

619
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,700
He's like, oh, how can you not tell?

620
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:41,200
How can you not see what it is?

621
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,200
There's fucking loads of them.

622
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,700
I don't know what I'm doing.

623
00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:47,200
It was painful.

624
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,700
I realized that I couldn't be a teacher because I was getting angry.

625
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:55,200
Steph will back me on this one.

626
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:59,200
I'm no good at teaching people games, especially games I know how to play.

627
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,700
I just don't have the patience for it because in my head, he should know how to play this game.

628
00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:08,200
He's never played it before, but in my head, he should know he should be perfect.

629
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,200
But he isn't.

630
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,200
So I was getting angry.

631
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,200
I don't know how to fucking explain it because I've been playing it for so long.

632
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,700
It's not the game that's the problem.

633
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:18,200
If that was on a PlayStation or Xbox or something, no worries, sir.

634
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,200
I'll take the time to learn and I'll get up to your lofty standards.

635
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:26,700
But I'm not just playing a new game, which is very niche, by the way.

636
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,200
I can't fucking see anything.

637
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,200
I'm using a computer.

638
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,200
I've never used it before.

639
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,700
My fingers are all over the place.

640
00:26:32,700 --> 00:26:33,700
My back hurts.

641
00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:35,200
My neck's aching from looking down.

642
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,200
What is this?

643
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,200
This is a workout.

644
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,200
I'm not even enjoying it.

645
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,200
Fuck this.

646
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,200
Fuck you.

647
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:46,200
What I'm going to do is I'm going to get up because you said it's niche.

648
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,200
World of Warcraft.

649
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,200
Oh, you know what I mean.

650
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,200
I don't care.

651
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,200
We're going with it.

652
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,200
I am going to get up the MMORPG.

653
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,200
I don't even know what I'm looking for.

654
00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:02,200
I'm going to get up the rankings and it will tell you how many people play it.

655
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,200
Well, in the meantime, it's shit.

656
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,200
I can't do it.

657
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,200
My eyes hurt.

658
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,200
My body hurts.

659
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,200
I can't see any of the symbols.

660
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,200
It just doesn't understand it.

661
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,200
It says it's niche.

662
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:17,200
It's got 118 million total players and actively at any given time, it's got 1.1.

663
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:21,200
That's a lot of players for a game that's 15 years old.

664
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,200
You just didn't understand it.

665
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:28,200
Everything MMO is the Genesis, essentially.

666
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,200
A lot of things are built on that.

667
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,200
You didn't mind fucking Star Wars, did you?

668
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,200
Star Wars, isn't it?

669
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,200
He could suffer that.

670
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,200
He could suffer Star Wars.

671
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,200
He loved that one.

672
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:43,200
And if anything, Star Wars is way more fucking complicated in geometry.

673
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,200
No.

674
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,200
Yes.

675
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,200
No way.

676
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,200
Why?

677
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,200
Because I can see the symbols.

678
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,200
World of Warcraft symbols.

679
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,200
Honestly, I need a magnifying glass.

680
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:57,200
On the Star Wars one, the Old Republic, everything's nice, clear.

681
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,200
I can see everything that I'm doing.

682
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,200
I can see every symbol.

683
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,200
Everything's clearly laid out.

684
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,200
You want to do this, then open this.

685
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,200
If you want to do that, press that.

686
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,200
World of Warcraft, I need a fucking map.

687
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,200
I need to write down step-by-step guides to open this.

688
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,200
Oh, you've opened this box.

689
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,200
Well, here's 12 others that have just popped open as well.

690
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,200
Oh, you want to hold this button down and then press this and this.

691
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,200
Fuck off.

692
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,200
Fuck you.

693
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,200
I've had enough of it.

694
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,200
It's dead to me.

695
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,200
What a waste of a laptop.

696
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,200
I could have given that to someone who really, really needed it.

697
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,200
It's not a waste.

698
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,200
I've got Football Manager and Star Wars.

699
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,200
I'm not wasting my time sitting here talking about Football Manager.

700
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,200
I've got nothing to offer that one, but I'm sure it's as shit as FIFA is.

701
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,200
No.

702
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,200
Well, anyway, MMOs, fuck off.

703
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,200
But the Star Wars one, you can stay.

704
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,200
It's nice and warm and cozy.

705
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:46,200
Although, having said that, we'll talk about it later.

706
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,200
But yeah, MMOs.

707
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,200
Well, not MMOs.

708
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,200
World of Warcraft.

709
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,200
Fuck you.

710
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,200
Make your symbols a bit bigger and then I might play you again.

711
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,200
I can't see a thing.

712
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,200
I cannot see a thing.

713
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,200
I'm excited for the expansion either way.

714
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,200
I'm very, very hyped for it.

715
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,200
It's going to get delayed.

716
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,200
There's nothing else really more to add on that.

717
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:06,200
I won't pretend like I've looked into it all that much because I haven't.

718
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:11,200
But they can have my money as they have every year and I'm excited for it.

719
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,200
I'm excited for you.

720
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,200
Thank you.

721
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,200
You're welcome.

722
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:18,200
Moving on.

723
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,200
Right.

724
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,200
This one's a bit different.

725
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,200
We've gone, we've gone, what's the word?

726
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,200
We've gone professional now.

727
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,200
I'm getting up an article.

728
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,200
So we're going to talk about God of War, Ragnarok.

729
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,200
I'm going to read the article.

730
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,200
It's exciting.

731
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,200
Comes from Push Square.

732
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:40,200
Now, I did mean to ask you this, but I'm glad I didn't ask you this until now.

733
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,200
God of War.

734
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,200
I know how much you love it.

735
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:47,200
You spent an ungodly amount of money on a replica of the Leviathan Axe.

736
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,200
I did.

737
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,200
Which is beautiful and worth every penny.

738
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,200
And was even funnier when it got to customs and he had to pay even more money.

739
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:58,200
I paid, I paid about 90 quid for postage.

740
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,200
Again, it's terrible.

741
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,200
I won't wait.

742
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,200
I paid the most money possible for that part.

743
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,200
I said, I want it, I want it fucking within a week.

744
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:10,200
And yeah, when it come to customs, they stung me for about 80 odd quid fuming.

745
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,200
Loved it. I enjoyed it. It was humorous.

746
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,200
Almost like it's a weapon.

747
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,200
It's too blunt.

748
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,200
Yeah, that's what I wanted to ask you.

749
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,200
So God of War.

750
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,200
I know how much you love it.

751
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,200
You obviously spent a lot of money on the merch.

752
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,200
Where does it rank?

753
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,200
I've never asked you what your favorite game of all time is.

754
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,200
I would imagine World of Warcraft.

755
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,200
Is it when you put in 14 hours?

756
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,200
No, no, no, no, no.

757
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,200
Go ahead.

758
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,200
No, no, no.

759
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,200
I put in thousands of hours into World of Warcraft.

760
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,200
It's not number one at all.

761
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:41,200
It's not it probably isn't even close to be fair.

762
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,200
It's probably somewhere up the up the in out of 10.

763
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,200
It's probably number 10.

764
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,200
Well, I'm going to I'm going to guess your top three.

765
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,200
Go on.

766
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,200
I'm just going to guess it's probably going to be completely wrong,

767
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:57,200
especially this first one because there's so many of you saying number one first.

768
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,200
Yeah, I'm going to say number one first.

769
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:03,200
I'm going to say Assassin's Creed, the one with the twins.

770
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,200
That one. I don't know what one that is.

771
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:09,200
Second game, I'm going to say last of us.

772
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,200
And then the third one, I'm going to say God of War.

773
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,200
I'm going to say God of War.

774
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,200
OK, well, if we're doing three, we'll do we'll do three.

775
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,200
I would put fuck.

776
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,200
No, see, Assassin's Creed isn't on there.

777
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,200
Assassin's Creed is in the top 10.

778
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,200
You've got tattoos.

779
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,200
Yeah, I know.

780
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,200
Yeah, yeah, I know.

781
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,200
I know.

782
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,200
And they hold a special a special part of my heart.

783
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,200
What is the one with the twins in just for my recollection?

784
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,200
You put me on the spot now.

785
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,200
Well, you must know you've got a tattoo of them.

786
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,200
I know, but there's so many there's so many.

787
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:45,200
I'm furiously Googling, so I don't like a tit, but I can't fucking remember.

788
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,200
Steph Steph screaming, screaming.

789
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,200
Is it unity? Is it brotherhood?

790
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,200
Is it syndicate?

791
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,200
Sorry. Yeah, I apologize.

792
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,200
Yeah, it's syndicate. I'm on the spot.

793
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,200
This is the thing. I'm on the spot.

794
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,200
But it's not it's not.

795
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,200
It's not there. It's not in the top three.

796
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,200
So top three going from breaking his mouth.

797
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,200
Top three from three to one.

798
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:15,200
Number three would be fucking out.

799
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,200
Ratchet and Clank.

800
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,200
What? Where the fuck's that come from?

801
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,200
Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart.

802
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,200
Oh, what? The new one?

803
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,200
New one.

804
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,200
Incredible. Oh, oh, I loved it.

805
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,200
Put that number three.

806
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,200
My four year old daughter's favorite game.

807
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,200
Yeah, that game mental.

808
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,200
And then number two.

809
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,200
Number two.

810
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,200
And number two is God of War.

811
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:44,200
Oh, number two is God of War, which I which it's there, but it's beaten.

812
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,200
Number one better be fucking good.

813
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:50,200
It's beaten by a game that I'm looking into your soul now.

814
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:55,200
It's going to be beaten by a game that divided opinion.

815
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,200
Well, I say that what it did.

816
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:04,200
What it did. Yeah. Is all the people that are fucking sexist or homophobic is what it exposed them.

817
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:12,200
All those people that hate those types of things hated this game because it didn't follow the big Metro man fucking narrative.

818
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,200
But basically that's what happened.

819
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,200
Everyone wanted Joel.

820
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,200
It's the Last of Us Part II.

821
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,200
He's my number one.

822
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,200
Fair enough.

823
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,200
That game was incredible.

824
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,200
The story was incredible.

825
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,200
The length of it was incredible.

826
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,200
The length was incredible.

827
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,200
That game went on forever.

828
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,200
That game went on for ages.

829
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,200
Me and Steph played that together.

830
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,200
She didn't play it.

831
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,200
She sat next to me.

832
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,200
Let's not spoil anything, by the way.

833
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:41,200
I won't spoil anything about the game for anyone who hasn't played it.

834
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:52,200
But the all I'll say is that the the story, it doesn't necessarily follow the the Joel storyline that the Last of Us one did, which I think was was a good thing.

835
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,200
I think they needed to move on to something else.

836
00:33:55,200 --> 00:34:02,200
And that was one of the massive reasons why so many people hated that game because it didn't follow Joel's story.

837
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,200
His storyline was done.

838
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,200
You could have gone further with it.

839
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:12,200
But I think the storylines that they went down without spoiling it for anyone, they were in keeping with our current times.

840
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:22,200
They were they were inclusive of female character representation, even even even the gay community in terms of games.

841
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,200
And it irked a lot of people.

842
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,200
A lot of people got annoyed about that.

843
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,200
I absolutely loved it.

844
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,200
I thought the storytelling was incredible.

845
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,200
It was long.

846
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,200
I won't lie.

847
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,200
I was about 35 hours in and I nudged Steph.

848
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,200
I said, we're near the end here.

849
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,200
Boom.

850
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,200
About another 30 hours ago.

851
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,200
And I won't lie.

852
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:43,200
I did sink into my chair and go, fuck you know, because this is long.

853
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,200
But I know it was impressively long.

854
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,200
But it it held me.

855
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:54,200
I was genuinely it had been a very long time since I got excited about coming home and playing a game.

856
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:58,200
I hadn't felt that sort of excitement since I was a kid.

857
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:05,200
So playing a game like that as an adult and getting so so into the story, it didn't make me cry.

858
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:09,200
But I was it definitely hit emotions.

859
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,200
And I think the I just think the story was incredible.

860
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,200
The visuals were incredible.

861
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,200
The amount of effort and detail they put into that game.

862
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,200
It did not deserve the hate that it got.

863
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,200
But I think the amount of love that it received did overshadow the hate that it got.

864
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,200
But yeah, I'll put The Last of Us Part 2 as number one.

865
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,200
I can't argue with that.

866
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:36,200
Do you think that Last of Us Part 2 was hurt by the reveal of what happens in the game coming out because it was spoiled early?

867
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,200
Was you privy to that?

868
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,200
No.

869
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,200
OK, so that was it.

870
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,200
Yeah, it was spoiled early.

871
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,200
It was spoiled about a week before it came out.

872
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,200
I didn't know what it was.

873
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,200
Yeah, it got spoiled.

874
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,200
What happens?

875
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,200
The big twist, the big this that and the other.

876
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,200
Oh, yeah, it did, didn't it?

877
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,200
Yes, it did.

878
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,200
Yeah.

879
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,200
Because, yeah, I remember the room was circulating around.

880
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,200
So I avoided it, but I know a lot of people didn't.

881
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:05,200
And if I had seen that, it probably would have ruined the experience for me as well.

882
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:09,200
No, yeah, no, yeah, I didn't think it changed much.

883
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,200
I didn't think it changed much.

884
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,200
I think people were just stuck in there.

885
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,200
They wanted The Last of Us one again.

886
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:23,200
I think a lot of the problem is, and it makes me laugh, because a lot of the people that I saw directing hate towards Neil Druckmann

887
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:28,200
and the cast, Troy Baker and Ashley.

888
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,200
What's her name?

889
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,200
Don't ask me.

890
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,200
No, she's fantastic.

891
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:36,200
She does have take on me in that in that game as well.

892
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,200
He's crazy.

893
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,200
I said this service.

894
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,200
What's her name?

895
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,200
Google it, please.

896
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,200
Who?

897
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,200
What?

898
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,200
Ashley.

899
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,200
Is it Johnson from The Last of Us?

900
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,200
Who plays Ellie?

901
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:51,200
Oh, this is so mediocre.

902
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:55,200
Well, we never claim to be anything special, did we?

903
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:59,200
Actually, The Last of Us was Ashley Johnson.

904
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,200
Yeah, it was actually Johnson.

905
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,200
Yeah, amazing, amazing actor.

906
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:07,200
A lot of the hate I saw directed towards them was like you didn't do this.

907
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,200
You didn't do that.

908
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,200
Why was it not this?

909
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:17,200
And it's hilarious because people are getting upset because they told a story that they didn't want to hear.

910
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,200
That makes no sense to me.

911
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,200
Yeah, yeah.

912
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,200
You want it.

913
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,200
You think you can do it better.

914
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,200
You go and fucking put millions into developing a game.

915
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,200
You go and do better.

916
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,200
You know, I mean, there's so many people that were ripping on that story.

917
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,200
This is shit.

918
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,200
You should have done this.

919
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,200
But well, you're not on the fucking developers team, are you?

920
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,200
So you can't be that smart about it.

921
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,200
Otherwise, you'd be on their team having a decision.

922
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,200
But you're not.

923
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:47,200
It's just fucking it didn't need it didn't need any of the other shit that it got.

924
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:53,200
Also, to anyone that does send people hate on you, crawl back into your little fucking hole, little rats.

925
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:59,200
I can't stand people that type nonsense to people, especially over computer games.

926
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,200
Just grow the fuck up.

927
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,200
This is the guy that called someone in the well to your worm.

928
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,200
Yeah.

929
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,200
All right.

930
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,200
Back to wow.

931
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,200
Quickly.

932
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,200
I'm in the tutorial bit.

933
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,200
Yeah, I'm trying to learn.

934
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,200
I don't know what I'm doing.

935
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,200
I've never played on a computer before.

936
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,200
I'm trying to work out what buttons I'm supposed to be pressing on the keyboard.

937
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,200
This guy's like, fight me, fight me.

938
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,200
I'm like, race, what am I doing?

939
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,200
He's like, you go and fight him if you want.

940
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,200
I fought him.

941
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,200
He just smacked me up a couple of times.

942
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:27,200
Just he kept doing it and he following me around chatting nonsense.

943
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,200
I was calling my worm.

944
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,200
I just said, go away, little worm.

945
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,200
I don't want to.

946
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:34,200
And then they kicked me out of the raid we did at the beginning of whatever it was a dungeon.

947
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,200
It is a dungeon.

948
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,200
First ever dungeon.

949
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,200
I'm trying to pick up loot.

950
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,200
I don't know what buttons and kicked him out for being what they voted to kick me out.

951
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,200
The tutorial.

952
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,200
It was that bad he got kicked out the tutorial.

953
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,200
It's a joke.

954
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:53,200
But yeah, if you send anyone hate on the internet, you're a fucking asshole.

955
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,200
Yeah, I think.

956
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:59,200
But yeah, if you haven't, if you played The Last of Us 1 and you haven't played The Last

957
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:03,200
of Us 2, then I beg you to play it because it's one of the most incredible games ever.

958
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,200
If you haven't played The Last of Us 1, I beg you to play that.

959
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,200
And The Last of Us 2, they're both, they're both incredible.

960
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:15,200
And there's even a documentary on YouTube about how they created The Last of Us 1 and

961
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:20,200
the detail that they went into to make that game is mind boggling.

962
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,200
Mind boggling.

963
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,200
So yeah, give it a chance.

964
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,200
Are you looking forward to the series?

965
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,200
Massively.

966
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,200
Massively.

967
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,200
I think it's going to be good cast.

968
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:34,200
Yeah, I think it's going to be one of those where they one of those times when they turn

969
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:40,200
a game into a series and it's actually worth what, you know what I mean?

970
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,200
It's going to be good.

971
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,200
I think.

972
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:46,200
It's going to be very interesting because there'll be a lot of people that haven't

973
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,200
experienced The Last of Us who don't play computer games.

974
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,200
That'll be all new to them.

975
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:55,200
So it'll be very interesting to see their reactions and if it pushes them to maybe try

976
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,200
the game.

977
00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:00,200
I'll be curious to see how the story develops on it to see what sort of paths they go down.

978
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:04,200
Will you be getting The Last of Us remake that's coming out this year?

979
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,200
No.

980
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,200
Fine.

981
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,200
No.

982
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,200
It came out on PS3.

983
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,200
It came out on PS4.

984
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,200
It didn't need to come out on PS5.

985
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,200
Have you seen what they've done to it though?

986
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,200
It's a cash grab isn't it?

987
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,200
No, because they've remade it from the ground up.

988
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,200
Everything's different.

989
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,200
The combat is like The Last of Us 2 now.

990
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,200
Yeah, but the story is exactly the same.

991
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,200
Fuck you.

992
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,200
You know what I mean?

993
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:26,200
Old City are going, oh, The Last of Us, I love it, it's the best game ever.

994
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,200
But I'm not buying it again.

995
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,200
It is.

996
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,200
I'm not doing it again.

997
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,200
I had it for the PS3.

998
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,200
I bought it again for the PS4.

999
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,200
It's like, this isn't fucking GTA.

1000
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,200
You don't have to release it on everything and then keep piling money.

1001
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,200
Shout out Skyrim.

1002
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,200
I appreciate it.

1003
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,200
I appreciate that they've changed combat and things like that.

1004
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:49,200
But for me, personally, I won't be spending the money on it, especially, you see the price tag on it?

1005
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,200
No.

1006
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,200
You see how much it is?

1007
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,200
PS5 price I guess.

1008
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,200
Yeah, silly money.

1009
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,200
It's like 70 quid.

1010
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:59,200
Well, you have to wait and see when it comes out what they've done to it.

1011
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,200
Yeah, I will wait.

1012
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,200
I still probably won't get it.

1013
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,200
You 100% will get it.

1014
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,200
Yeah, I know.

1015
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,200
You'll preorder the shit out of this.

1016
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,200
There'll be an apology on episode 3 where I preordered it.

1017
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,200
I'll wait to see what it looks like.

1018
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,200
But I haven't really.

1019
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,200
I saw that it got announced that it was coming out.

1020
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,200
Naturally, everyone was fuming about it.

1021
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,200
They were going, yeah, I'm not going to get that.

1022
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,200
They'll be the same people that get it.

1023
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,200
And yeah, good luck to them.

1024
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,200
I just don't think it needed to be done.

1025
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:31,200
But if it can showcase the real power of a PS5 and it plays well, then go for it.

1026
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,200
I just won't take part in it.

1027
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,200
Anyway, back to what we're supposed to be talking about.

1028
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:40,200
God of War, the article that you haven't heard yet.

1029
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,200
I completely forgot about the article.

1030
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,200
You got me worked up.

1031
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,200
It did go off on a bit of a tangent, didn't we?

1032
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:47,200
Push Square.

1033
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:51,200
This article comes from Push Square.

1034
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,200
God of War Ragnarok is still on track for November.

1035
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:58,200
Game is huge, says Bloomberg writer Jason Schreier.

1036
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,200
Do you know who Jason Schreier is?

1037
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,200
I'm terrible with names.

1038
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:05,200
Right. Jason Schreier is probably the most reliable person on the Internet.

1039
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,200
If he says something, it's happening.

1040
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,200
OK.

1041
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,200
Basically, he doesn't get nothing wrong.

1042
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,200
OK.

1043
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,200
Shout out to Jason Schreier.

1044
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,200
I really want to say I don't believe you, but I believe you.

1045
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,200
This is facts.

1046
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:21,200
Bloomberg journalist Jason Schreier has reassured God of War fans that the sequel to Santa Monica's

1047
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:25,200
Studio 2018 hit is still on track to release this November.

1048
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:30,200
In a post on Reset Error, he says the game is still to launch in November as of this week,

1049
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,200
and the team behind it is pretty excited.

1050
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,200
After talking to sources, Schreier explains,

1051
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:40,200
I can definitely say that there was a release date slash pre-order announcement planned for yesterday.

1052
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,200
It was bumped at some point last week.

1053
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,200
I don't know why.

1054
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:49,200
Apparently, speculation points to the delay being due to the recent Roe versus Wade decision in the USA.

1055
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,200
I've no idea about all that.

1056
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,200
I'm not getting involved in politics.

1057
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,200
Thank you very much.

1058
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:58,200
Sony has delayed its announcement and events in the past because of real-time events,

1059
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:04,200
with its first PS5 showcase in 2020 pushback due to the Black Lives Matter protests at this time.

1060
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:09,200
The writer then goes on to say that because Sony has been trying to keep its secrets very close to its chest,

1061
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:15,200
many Santa Monica Studio employees weren't even told of the company's initial plans to confirm a release date yesterday.

1062
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:19,200
Although, those working on the title are said to be in high spirits about the sequel.

1063
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,200
People working on it say it's huge and seems to be pretty excited about it.

1064
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:26,200
It reminds me of the buzz I was hearing before the 2018 one, Schreier says.

1065
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:34,200
As one of the most reliable journalists in the industry, Schreier's post will be welcome news to God of War Ragnarok.

1066
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,200
Ragnarok?

1067
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,200
Ragnarok?

1068
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,200
What a prick.

1069
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,200
What a prick. I've done so well.

1070
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,200
God, you're doing well.

1071
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:47,200
God of War Ragnarok enthusiasts, as it doesn't sound like the game will be delayed into 2023 at the time of this writing.

1072
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:52,200
The post comes after Tom Henderson, another leaker that I told you about the other day that is top-notch don't miss.

1073
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,200
Yep.

1074
00:43:53,200 --> 00:44:02,200
The post comes after Tom Henderson first suggested yesterday was a day for the game's launch date unveiling, as well as collector edition reveals.

1075
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,200
Oh, I'm going to be all over it.

1076
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,200
Right. Last bit.

1077
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:12,200
It then came out that God of War fans were sending unsolicited nudes to studio employees to try and get the release date out of them.

1078
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:16,200
I cannot believe I even have to say this, but don't fucking send dick pics to anyone on this team.

1079
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,200
That is terrible.

1080
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,200
Or anyone in this industry for that matter.

1081
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,200
How is that going to work?

1082
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,200
I'm talking. They are busting their ass to make something for you to enjoy.

1083
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,200
Show some fucking respect, Corey Barlog said in response.

1084
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,200
And I also say show some fucking respect.

1085
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,200
What are you doing?

1086
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,200
Where's the release date?

1087
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,200
Here's a dick pic.

1088
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,200
What the fuck's wrong with you?

1089
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,200
What the fucking hell is wrong with you?

1090
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,200
Give your head a wobble.

1091
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,200
Yeah.

1092
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,200
Where's the tactic on that?

1093
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,200
Where's the where's the thinking with that one?

1094
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,200
I'm going to send you a dick pic and get it.

1095
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,200
Well, quick, quick.

1096
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,200
Press the send button.

1097
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,200
They keep sending us dick pics.

1098
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,200
Honestly, it's disgusting.

1099
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,200
Crawl back in your old.

1100
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:52,200
I said a minute ago.

1101
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,200
Yeah, that's a bit pathetic.

1102
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,200
That's a bit of a weird one.

1103
00:44:55,200 --> 00:45:00,200
I'm all for getting excited about games and wanting them to release.

1104
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,200
I'm not all for early releases.

1105
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,200
I think take your time with games.

1106
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,200
We've been burned before.

1107
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:08,200
So I'm so I'm sick.

1108
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,200
Shut your mouth.

1109
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,200
Wank.

1110
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,200
Fuck you.

1111
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,200
Yeah.

1112
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,200
However, stuff like that is just there's just no fucking place for it.

1113
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,200
No, there is no place for it.

1114
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,200
Get back in your old.

1115
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,200
It's weird.

1116
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,200
Just sit and wait, man.

1117
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,200
How come when it's ready and when it's ready, it will be it will be good.

1118
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,200
I think it will be delayed.

1119
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,200
I don't think it will.

1120
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:29,200
I think it will come out a month after its release date.

1121
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,200
I don't think it'll be a long delay, but I think it will be delayed.

1122
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:35,200
If anything, I think they'll delay it just to piss off the people that have sent in dick pics.

1123
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,200
Well, if that is true, good.

1124
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:39,200
You deserve it.

1125
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,200
You fucking little knobs, your worms.

1126
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,200
You probably have got little knobs and all.

1127
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,200
What are you thinking?

1128
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,200
I see.

1129
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,200
I don't even get into what goes through your mind.

1130
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,200
What's wrong with you?

1131
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,200
That's exciting, though.

1132
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,200
I like that.

1133
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,200
I like that.

1134
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,200
Collectors edition.

1135
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,200
Go on.

1136
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,200
What are you saying?

1137
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,200
What am I saying about the collectors?

1138
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,200
Yeah, I was I was laying in bed with Steph.

1139
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,200
Last night was it last night?

1140
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,200
Well, it's every night.

1141
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:07,200
But last night and we was talking about it.

1142
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,200
Well, we weren't talking about it.

1143
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,200
I just come out and said it.

1144
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,200
I'm pretty sure we were sitting in silence, but I just come out and said it anyway.

1145
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:18,200
And I said, I don't care how much money that collectors edition is.

1146
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,200
I want statues.

1147
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,200
I want anything that's coming with it.

1148
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,200
I'm going to have it.

1149
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,200
The minute it comes out.

1150
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,200
I don't care.

1151
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,200
I'm paying for it.

1152
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,200
A thousand pounds.

1153
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,200
Take it.

1154
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,200
Two thousand.

1155
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,200
Take it.

1156
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,200
Three.

1157
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,200
Clana.

1158
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,200
What?

1159
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,200
I'll clana that.

1160
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,200
What does that mean?

1161
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,200
Finance, basically.

1162
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,200
Oh.

1163
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,200
Final offer five grand.

1164
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:47,200
Well, let's not get too hasty, but probably it would have to be substantial, wouldn't

1165
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,200
you?

1166
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,200
Mental.

1167
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,200
It would have to be.

1168
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,200
Mental.

1169
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,200
I think I'm prepared to.

1170
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:58,200
With how good the game like God of War was, I think if they're doing a collector's edition,

1171
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:02,200
there's the shit that's going to come with it is going to be more.

1172
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:07,200
If Corey come up to you and went, look, this game's releasing next week, but we've decided

1173
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,200
you're not allowed it.

1174
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:12,200
The only way you allowed it is if you give us one of your toes.

1175
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,200
Take them.

1176
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,200
All of them.

1177
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,200
I only want one.

1178
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,200
He only wants one.

1179
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,200
Have the time.

1180
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,200
Well, now you've offered more.

1181
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,200
So now he wants a foot.

1182
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,200
Just the toes.

1183
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,200
You just take the toes.

1184
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,200
You can keep the foot.

1185
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,200
He just wants all your toes on one foot.

1186
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:30,200
When we ask people for feedback on episode two, this will come back.

1187
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,200
They'll go, look, the feet stuff.

1188
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,200
Get rid of that.

1189
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,200
Get rid of the feet shit.

1190
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,200
Get rid of that shit.

1191
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,200
Yeah.

1192
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,200
I'm so.

1193
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,200
You would give toes to play.

1194
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,200
Yeah.

1195
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,200
Yeah, of course I would.

1196
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,200
Of course I would.

1197
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,200
What if there's a third?

1198
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,200
You're going to be running out of body parts.

1199
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,200
This game is going to be mental.

1200
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,200
As long as I got me hands.

1201
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,200
Know what I mean?

1202
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,200
As long as I can play it.

1203
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,200
They can take your legs.

1204
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:48,200
I can have the legs.

1205
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,200
Take my legs.

1206
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,200
I can have the legs.

1207
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,200
I can have the legs.

1208
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,200
I can have the legs.

1209
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,200
I can have the legs.

1210
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,200
I can have the legs.

1211
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,200
I can have the legs.

1212
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,200
I can have the legs.

1213
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,200
Take my legs, please.

1214
00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,200
Anyway, right.

1215
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,200
Good.

1216
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,920
What have we been playing this week?

1217
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,360
What have you been playing this week?

1218
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:10,200
I have been playing Guardians of the Galaxy on my laptop.

1219
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,200
Spicy.

1220
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,200
Yeah.

1221
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,200
I download.

1222
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:19,400
When it first come out, I saw the gameplay of it and the whole how you get to not flick

1223
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:24,840
between every character, but you sort of control them in terms of like using their abilities

1224
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,400
and stuff like that on the fly.

1225
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,040
And I was sort of a bit turned off by that.

1226
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:33,520
I first looked at it and thought, I'm not interested enough, especially the price tag

1227
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,640
that comes with it on the PlayStation Store.

1228
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,120
I'm not paying 60 odd quid for that.

1229
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,120
I'm just not doing it.

1230
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,120
Xbox Game Pass.

1231
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,120
Exactly.

1232
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,280
Come in the Xbox Game Pass.

1233
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,440
Thank you, Steph.

1234
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,720
Come in that.

1235
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:45,960
And it was on there.

1236
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:52,280
So I downloaded it in my head because I'm not used to something that can like, obviously

1237
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:57,680
I've got the PS5, but in terms of PC, I'm not used to anything that can run a triple

1238
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,960
A game or a high spec game.

1239
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:06,320
So I downloaded it and had the jitters before I played it because I was like, this is going

1240
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:07,320
to look crap.

1241
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:10,840
I don't believe that this is going to look good on a laptop.

1242
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:11,840
I just don't believe it.

1243
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,440
And I booted it up and it looks incredible.

1244
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:18,920
I'll show you after the podcast what it looks like, but it looks stunning.

1245
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,360
It plays crazy.

1246
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:29,640
It's the first non MMORPG I've played on a PC slash laptop.

1247
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:33,440
So the buttons are completely different to what I'm used to and it just plays really

1248
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,080
well, man.

1249
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,080
It feels good.

1250
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,840
I'm excited to get home and play it.

1251
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,120
The story, it's funny.

1252
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:41,560
I've been sitting here laughing.

1253
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:47,200
It's been a while since I've sat here laughing at dialogue from a game, but it's like you're

1254
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,200
playing in a movie.

1255
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:56,840
It doesn't follow the movie storyline, it's got nothing to do with it, but I'm about 15

1256
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,400
hours in something like that.

1257
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,440
And it's just, oh, it's good.

1258
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,800
If you haven't played it, play it.

1259
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,800
It's very fun.

1260
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:04,800
Very fun.

1261
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:05,800
I'm enjoying it.

1262
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:06,800
I heard a lot of good things about it.

1263
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:10,280
And yeah, I think a lot of people were burnt on Marvel's Avengers, which is actually all

1264
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,120
right, but it got stale very quickly.

1265
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:17,360
Another Battlefield 2042 case where the content was too slow coming out and had to fix a lot

1266
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,320
before content came out, unfortunately.

1267
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,600
But yeah, it's on Game Pass.

1268
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,640
I 100% download that.

1269
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:26,960
And don't think Marvel when it comes to Guardians, because it's...

1270
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,800
I love Marvel and Guardians of the Galaxy is my favorite Marvel films anyway.

1271
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,760
It's a different kettle of fish in terms of gameplay.

1272
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:33,760
It plays phenomenal.

1273
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,240
How many hours you got in it so far, roughly?

1274
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,760
Well, as I said, about 15, I think.

1275
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:39,760
15, 16.

1276
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:40,760
I wasn't listening.

1277
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:41,760
Roughly, yeah.

1278
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,720
I'd switch off after you'd been talking for 20 seconds and you bore me.

1279
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:45,720
You can see him.

1280
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,520
He sat opposite me and I watch him.

1281
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,920
I don't watch him all the time, but I'm watching him.

1282
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:50,920
He's always watching, man.

1283
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,520
I can see the light from his laptop flickering on his face.

1284
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,760
And when it flickers, his eyes glaze over and I go, I've lost him.

1285
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,800
But I'll continue talking to the people listening.

1286
00:50:58,800 --> 00:50:59,800
Yeah.

1287
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:00,800
Well, good for you.

1288
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,800
Is that how you've been playing?

1289
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:02,800
It's pretty much it, man.

1290
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:03,800
Pretty much it.

1291
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:08,800
Well, me, I started off the week playing...

1292
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,720
Well, yeah, we won't go over World of Warcraft again.

1293
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:13,960
Fuck that shit.

1294
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:14,960
Make your logos bigger.

1295
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:15,960
I can't see a thing.

1296
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:17,920
Hook it up to your telly, man.

1297
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:18,920
I tried.

1298
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:19,920
It wouldn't do it.

1299
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,920
No, you were just doing it wrong.

1300
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,160
No, I was mirroring it and it was going, no, you can't do that.

1301
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,520
And then it kept crashing stuff.

1302
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:25,520
Don't mirror it.

1303
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:26,520
Plug it in.

1304
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:27,520
Get an HDMI.

1305
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:28,520
Plug it in.

1306
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:29,520
More cables, yeah.

1307
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:30,520
Wife's gonna love that.

1308
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:31,520
No.

1309
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,520
Shouldn't have to.

1310
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:37,760
Anyway, so fuck World of Warcraft.

1311
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:39,000
I played the Star Wars MMI.

1312
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,000
I enjoyed that.

1313
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,480
But once again, the same problems are happening.

1314
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,280
I'm getting claw and finger pains.

1315
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:44,280
You've got little old man wrists.

1316
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,360
Yeah, my neck's hurting and my back's hurting.

1317
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,360
So I've gone, I can't do this.

1318
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:52,560
So what I do, I downloaded Elder Scrolls Online on the Xbox.

1319
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:53,560
On the Xbox.

1320
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,560
On the Xbox.

1321
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:55,560
And I love it.

1322
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:56,560
It's great.

1323
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:57,560
I played it before.

1324
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,560
It's very, very much easier.

1325
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:01,560
That sounded awful.

1326
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,840
It's easier to play with a controller.

1327
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:08,880
You put World of Warcraft on a controller, on a console, and I'll smash it.

1328
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,320
But I can't do it on a computer.

1329
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:14,360
I tried to play Elder Scrolls Online, well me and Steph did on the PlayStations, and

1330
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:15,360
it is a very good game.

1331
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,360
It's very fun.

1332
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:17,720
But it plays a lot better on the PC platform.

1333
00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:19,160
I tried explaining this to you.

1334
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:20,160
You're missing out.

1335
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:21,160
No, I'm not.

1336
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,720
Because I don't want claw hands again.

1337
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:24,560
I like playing on a controller.

1338
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,000
That's just my bread and butter.

1339
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:31,040
So yeah, I've been playing that, which has now led me to download Skyrim again, because

1340
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,040
it's on Game Pass.

1341
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:36,080
And I also was playing it on my shoe on the way over here, because that's released on

1342
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:37,080
Trainers now.

1343
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:38,080
If you wasn't aware.

1344
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:42,520
It was out on the toaster last week.

1345
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:43,520
Now it's on Trainers.

1346
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:44,520
Yeah, yeah.

1347
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:45,520
It's impressive.

1348
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:49,360
So yeah, I've downloaded that again, because it's on Game Pass.

1349
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:52,920
And obviously, you can do a lot of modding on the Xbox.

1350
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,600
You can't really do it on the PlayStation.

1351
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,120
You can only use in-game assets.

1352
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,920
You can mod on the Xbox?

1353
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1354
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,360
You can get all the mods.

1355
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:05,640
You can mod it all, make it a completely different game, essentially.

1356
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,040
So I'm excited to put all the mods on.

1357
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:11,160
I've downloaded a fair few, but you can't really do it on the PlayStation, which I've

1358
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:17,440
played on before, because Sony get funny about it, because you only allowed to use in-game

1359
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:21,760
assets, whereas Xbox, Microsoft, you can use anything.

1360
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,800
So they can put things that aren't already in the game in the game.

1361
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:25,800
That is incredible.

1362
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:26,800
I was about to sit here and navigate.

1363
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,800
Did you not know that?

1364
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:28,800
No, well, I'm not an Xbox, am I?

1365
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,800
I don't own one.

1366
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:34,400
So yeah, I suppose that changes the whole.

1367
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,400
If you can mod it on Xbox.

1368
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,240
Yeah, I don't blame you for playing it.

1369
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:40,240
Yeah.

1370
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:41,520
So I'm excited to go and play that.

1371
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:47,000
But more importantly, the big one I've been playing, Star Wars Battlefront II.

1372
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000
I love that game.

1373
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,000
He's playing that again.

1374
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Yeah, it's Battlefield, but with Star Wars.

1375
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:54,120
And you know, I'm quite a fan of Star Wars.

1376
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,360
We've just booked to go to the convention next year.

1377
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,160
Oh, we have at the XL.

1378
00:53:58,160 --> 00:53:59,600
Yeah, very fun.

1379
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,640
We weren't going to pay for the Jedi Master Tickets.

1380
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,280
I'm not throwing 750 quid at it.

1381
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:08,200
But we've been pre warned that it's a smelly gig.

1382
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:09,200
Yeah.

1383
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,200
Yes.

1384
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:15,640
I listened to a Star Wars podcast and the advice they gave before the event last month,

1385
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:19,080
I believe it was, was please take the ojent with you.

1386
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,200
And obviously I've never been.

1387
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,880
So when I go next year, we go next year.

1388
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:28,560
We just thought we'd go for the first day before it gets a bit smelly.

1389
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,560
Well, that's not entirely true.

1390
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:31,560
Is it not?

1391
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,600
We're going the first day because we couldn't get tickets.

1392
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,600
That is the reason.

1393
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,440
That's what I'm telling myself.

1394
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,440
We'll roll with that.

1395
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:39,440
That's what we're doing.

1396
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,440
We'll roll with that.

1397
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,120
So yeah, basically Battlefront 2, which I'm loving.

1398
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:43,120
I love that game.

1399
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,920
I wish they'd do a three.

1400
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:49,840
Battlefront 3, but it doesn't sound like they will be.

1401
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:50,840
Why didn't, why did we stop?

1402
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:51,840
I know I didn't play it much.

1403
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:53,840
I don't think I have actually played it with you.

1404
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:54,840
You've never played it with me.

1405
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:58,280
But I used to play it and I need you to answer my question.

1406
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:02,240
You're going to ask me why you stopped playing it when I didn't even know that you'd played

1407
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:03,240
it before.

1408
00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:06,080
No, why, why did people stop playing it?

1409
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:07,080
Full stop?

1410
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:12,040
Well, it came out very poorly because it was littered with microtransactions.

1411
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,560
Was it?

1412
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:14,560
Yeah.

1413
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,640
It was, it was filled with them.

1414
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:17,640
Boxes, loot boxes.

1415
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:18,640
That's really bad.

1416
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,680
I don't remember because I played it from day one and I do not remember that.

1417
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:26,160
But they massively turned it around and they, they basically took that.

1418
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,160
There's no loot boxes anymore.

1419
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,840
I don't think you can open on them.

1420
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:31,040
I don't even think there's microtransactions on there.

1421
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:34,720
You can earn all your in-game currency and buy all the skins and stuff that you want.

1422
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:35,720
So it's really good.

1423
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:36,720
It's really good fun.

1424
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:41,400
Still got a huge player base on consoles and PC, but they won't make a third.

1425
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:46,960
They've said they won't, but I'm sure that, that, that franchise is too big to put down.

1426
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:48,720
So I'm sure someone eventually will make it.

1427
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:49,720
I can't wait.

1428
00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:55,000
I believe the original Star Wars Battlefront one and the original Star Wars Battlefront

1429
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:58,920
two servers are still active and they're like 15 years old or something crazy.

1430
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:00,600
So I might have to re-download that.

1431
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:02,400
Now do I download that on the PlayStation?

1432
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,440
Well, I know you're playing on Xbox, isn't it?

1433
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,440
No, you're playing on PlayStation.

1434
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,440
I'll download it on the PlayStation.

1435
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:09,640
I was gonna say, I'll probably download it on this, but I'll download it on PlayStation.

1436
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:13,840
And the favorite word of one of my friends, it's delicious.

1437
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,040
I love it.

1438
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,040
I love it.

1439
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,040
I really do.

1440
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,960
But other than that, that's, that's all we've got.

1441
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:25,600
So if you want to, if you want to plug the socials or the, um, whatever else you've got

1442
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,840
to plug, cause you're the, you're the, uh, technology man.

1443
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:28,840
I'll just see it.

1444
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:29,840
I'll just see it swearing.

1445
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,640
If I want to plug the socials.

1446
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,800
So, uh, I'll do the socials.

1447
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,280
You do all the other stuff.

1448
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,280
Yeah.

1449
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,200
So the social for the Instagram, cause we really like feedback.

1450
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:44,480
We've had, you know, 400 or people listen to it and, um, we haven't had much feedback.

1451
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:49,560
I mean, just, just DM us or something and just say your shit, stop podcasting.

1452
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:50,560
I'll even take that.

1453
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,480
We're not, we're not sending us dick pics.

1454
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:53,480
Yeah.

1455
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:54,480
We don't want dick pics unless they're massive.

1456
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:59,360
Even then, even then, if you're going to, if you're going to go for the time of giving

1457
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:03,320
us feedback, then, then please, please don't just message and say it's shit.

1458
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,280
No, tell me it's shit.

1459
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:07,280
I'll be happy.

1460
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:08,280
Just tell us why it's shit.

1461
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:10,000
That's all we ask.

1462
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,200
Um, so the Instagram is what's the buttons podcast.

1463
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,800
Very simple.

1464
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:20,320
And the Twitter is at what's the button.

1465
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:21,320
We've no S on the end.

1466
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:22,320
Unfortunately.

1467
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:26,400
Now I looked at, um, actually trademarking, what's the buttons.

1468
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,400
I might do that.

1469
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,400
And if I do decide to do that, then I'm going to, I'm going to get those accounts.

1470
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:34,560
I'll take legal action.

1471
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,880
Strike down with a mighty hammer of law.

1472
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:37,880
Yeah.

1473
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:41,480
Um, in terms of, of, uh, what platforms you can listen to this on.

1474
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:42,480
This is the big one.

1475
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:43,480
Yeah.

1476
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,040
Obviously if you're listening to this anyway, you found us.

1477
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,840
But I'll say it anyway, we're on Spotify.

1478
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,400
We're on Amazon music.

1479
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:52,920
We're on Samsung podcast, podcast index, listen notes.

1480
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:54,240
You can listen to us on RSS.

1481
00:57:54,240 --> 00:58:00,360
The links for our RSS is in the bio and then there's links within that as well.

1482
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:05,000
Uh, and we're also currently working on getting ourselves onto Apple podcast.

1483
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,280
Definitely need to do that sooner rather than later.

1484
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:11,160
Google podcast is, is, um, with there it's on it.

1485
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:15,600
I just need it to, to work with, with other things, which is, is proven a little bit more

1486
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:16,600
difficult than I thought.

1487
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:21,200
And Apple, Apple music is, uh, well, it's a little bit more of a difficult one.

1488
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:25,280
I, it, it, there's some, some technical difficulties going on, but I'm working on it.

1489
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,280
It's just been lazy.

1490
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,280
Yeah.

1491
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:28,280
It's pure laziness.

1492
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:32,200
Um, with that in mind, please, if you do this too on Spotify, please leave us a review.

1493
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:35,680
One star, five star, freestyle, whatever it is, just so we, we just need some feedback

1494
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:36,680
from human beings.

1495
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,280
Cause we're getting all these listens and downloads and views or whatever you want to

1496
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:41,280
call them.

1497
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:45,760
And I don't believe it until I start seeing some conversations to be had.

1498
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,760
I don't believe you are, you are human beings listening to us talk shit.

1499
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:52,640
So please make yourselves appear.

1500
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,640
So I know we're not talking to the ether.

1501
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:55,640
Yeah.

1502
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:56,640
That's it.

1503
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:57,640
Isn't it really?

1504
00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:58,640
That's us done for another week.

1505
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:03,640
Oh, oh, we aim to get them out on Fridays, Fridays, Fridays.

1506
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:07,860
There might be the odd one or two occasions where I, where it's not out on the Friday.

1507
00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:11,440
If not, it'll be the Saturday, but Friday's the sort of the main one.

1508
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,600
So if for example, maybe today I might not reach that deadline.

1509
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:20,060
You will because I've got two dogs in the house that need, need maintaining and stranger

1510
00:59:20,060 --> 00:59:22,920
things come out today and I've got love Island.

1511
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:23,920
I watched that.

1512
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:24,920
Right.

1513
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:25,920
That is time to go.

1514
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:26,920
Men priorities, men priorities.

1515
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:27,920
Anyway, see you later.

1516
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:38,640
Peace and love baby.