WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.080 I'd like to open up the floor by, number one, 00:00:04.080 --> 00:00:10.519 welcoming people to this audacious podcast. That 00:00:10.519 --> 00:00:12.839 word can work in there. Number two, I'd like 00:00:12.839 --> 00:00:16.500 to slag Dean Warwick off a little bit more, off 00:00:16.500 --> 00:00:20.600 of the back of our... Last podcast, because you 00:00:20.600 --> 00:00:23.379 decided to give it lots and lots of beans over 00:00:23.379 --> 00:00:25.980 WhatsApp, especially considering how much we 00:00:25.980 --> 00:00:28.760 slagged him over his inability to play Elden 00:00:28.760 --> 00:00:33.920 Ring. Guess what he's doing now? What is he doing 00:00:33.920 --> 00:00:36.880 now, my friend? He's playing Elden Ring. Is he 00:00:36.880 --> 00:00:39.060 actually doing it? Yeah, yeah. Because he folded 00:00:39.060 --> 00:00:42.659 like a little bitch. Because we hit his ego and 00:00:42.659 --> 00:00:45.869 he couldn't handle it. We also attacked him even 00:00:45.869 --> 00:00:47.490 more on the Patreon, but he wouldn't know because 00:00:47.490 --> 00:00:51.189 he didn't fucking pay for that. And yeah, now 00:00:51.189 --> 00:00:54.530 he's playing Elden Ring and decided to do what 00:00:54.530 --> 00:00:57.109 we predicted he would do, and that was send me 00:00:57.109 --> 00:00:59.770 all of his boring stats about all these fucking 00:00:59.770 --> 00:01:02.850 Platinum fucking Sekiro, Platinum Bloodborne, 00:01:03.009 --> 00:01:05.409 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And 00:01:05.409 --> 00:01:07.489 then telling me why Elden Ring's so shit and 00:01:07.489 --> 00:01:10.290 nothing like Sekiro, which it isn't because they're 00:01:10.290 --> 00:01:14.680 two completely different games. And why he wouldn't 00:01:14.680 --> 00:01:17.219 play Elden Ring and how easy it is. And now, 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:20.959 look, he's playing Elden Ring. And I'm sure he's 00:01:20.959 --> 00:01:25.980 having a wonderful time. I reckon he is. I don't 00:01:25.980 --> 00:01:28.060 know how you don't have a wonderful time playing 00:01:28.060 --> 00:01:30.099 that Masterpiece game. Well, he said that the... 00:01:30.099 --> 00:01:33.340 He told me that the world was... I think he said 00:01:33.340 --> 00:01:37.540 empty and boring. And I said, get off the fucking 00:01:37.540 --> 00:01:41.040 phone. I'm donating to a charity, mate. You want 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:46.200 to... I'm sorry, but I'm donating to the charity 00:01:46.200 --> 00:01:49.939 geese. Oh, to fucking thingies? Yeah, mate. Oh, 00:01:49.980 --> 00:01:54.959 the hiking thing. It's dead air, I need you. 00:01:55.519 --> 00:01:57.760 Carry on. What do you need me for? I can't remember 00:01:57.760 --> 00:01:59.519 what I was saying. Well, because it's a conversation. 00:02:00.280 --> 00:02:02.140 Yeah, I know, Elden Ring, but this is a cancer 00:02:02.140 --> 00:02:04.219 charity, mate, and I'm doing my bit. You know 00:02:04.219 --> 00:02:06.359 when you donated bits of your body through blood 00:02:06.359 --> 00:02:09.240 stem cell transfusion? Yeah. I do that financially, 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:11.479 because I don't want to get my blood transfused. 00:02:11.960 --> 00:02:13.960 So let me do my thing and you do your thing. 00:02:13.960 --> 00:02:15.520 You don't get your blood transfused. Whatever 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:18.280 you did, yeah? Take a bit out of your blood. 00:02:18.479 --> 00:02:20.060 Yeah, all right. Well, explain that for a bit 00:02:20.060 --> 00:02:22.719 while I continue to pay this. And then everyone's 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:24.460 Gucci, isn't they? How much are you paying? I'm 00:02:24.460 --> 00:02:26.360 trying to read. Quickly, let me read it. You 00:02:26.360 --> 00:02:28.139 don't need to read. I does because I'm trying 00:02:28.139 --> 00:02:29.719 to get gift aid and it's asking me all these 00:02:29.719 --> 00:02:32.979 fucking questions. How does gift aid work? Well, 00:02:32.979 --> 00:02:34.960 if it's your money and you're not doing it. How 00:02:34.960 --> 00:02:36.620 does gift aid work? If it's your money, they 00:02:36.620 --> 00:02:38.360 add a little bit on top, didn't they? The government 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:40.740 gives you like 25 % or something. Do they? This 00:02:40.740 --> 00:02:42.300 is all my own money. I'm receiving something 00:02:42.300 --> 00:02:44.120 in exchange. No, I'm not. I'm not receiving anything 00:02:44.120 --> 00:02:45.680 in exchange for this money. Great, your donation 00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:48.500 is eligible for gift aid. So then it gives them 00:02:48.500 --> 00:02:52.120 an extra... Reclaim basic rate tax on donations 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:55.259 made by UK taxpayers adding 25 % of the value 00:02:55.259 --> 00:02:57.800 of gifts at no extra cost to the donor. Yeah, 00:02:57.800 --> 00:03:04.960 so I give him a score. He gets 25 quid. Why is 00:03:04.960 --> 00:03:08.460 that not just done by default? Because if you're 00:03:08.460 --> 00:03:12.930 doing it through a... Oh, they claim... Yeah, 00:03:12.990 --> 00:03:14.889 so for every quid donated, the charity claims 00:03:14.889 --> 00:03:19.270 25p from the HMRC. I don't know, mate. All I'm 00:03:19.270 --> 00:03:21.069 doing is doing my bit, man. There you go. Done. 00:03:21.389 --> 00:03:28.409 This is what AI says. And AI knows best. AI does 00:03:28.409 --> 00:03:30.810 know best. I'm all out of breath now. How am 00:03:30.810 --> 00:03:33.949 I out of breath? I haven't moved. That's that 00:03:33.949 --> 00:03:38.189 office life. Cardiovascular systems. Fucking... 00:03:39.090 --> 00:03:42.069 Tumbled and crumbled, mate. Oh, don't know, Gaze. 00:03:42.090 --> 00:03:44.770 I'm just a mess, man. Just a big, fat, sloppy 00:03:44.770 --> 00:03:48.990 mess. All right, so that's great. So no one's 00:03:48.990 --> 00:03:51.610 donating to my wife, yeah? Good to know. Fuck 00:03:51.610 --> 00:03:54.509 you all. Fuck you all. Yeah, I'll remember that. 00:03:54.650 --> 00:03:57.689 I will remember that. Fuck all you. Fuck all 00:03:57.689 --> 00:04:01.530 your bread. You posted it. You posted it. Everyone's 00:04:01.530 --> 00:04:04.659 read it. You didn't even donate. You said, oh, 00:04:04.680 --> 00:04:05.780 wait till I get paid, mate. I'll give you a tenner. 00:04:05.780 --> 00:04:07.500 Oh, I forgot to be fair. I've got it now. We've 00:04:07.500 --> 00:04:09.560 got it now. Second time. Oh, I forgot. It was 00:04:09.560 --> 00:04:11.539 after the podcast. But it said, I mean, Eric 00:04:11.539 --> 00:04:14.039 said another good cause. Yeah, I know. I hearted 00:04:14.039 --> 00:04:18.980 it. That's what I do. Your bonsai tree's dead, 00:04:19.079 --> 00:04:22.420 man. No, it ain't. It's struggling. It ain't 00:04:22.420 --> 00:04:25.019 struggling. It's struggling, bruv. You said that 00:04:25.019 --> 00:04:26.939 last time and then the next time you see it, 00:04:26.980 --> 00:04:28.240 it's got all leaves on it. Nah, it's definitely 00:04:28.240 --> 00:04:30.040 struggling. I don't need you to tell me how to 00:04:30.040 --> 00:04:33.769 look after the fucking bonsai. That thing's been 00:04:33.769 --> 00:04:38.529 going for four years. Where were we? Let's go. 00:04:39.069 --> 00:04:43.269 I'm all yours now. Let's go. Elden Ring. Dean 00:04:43.269 --> 00:04:46.370 Warwick. He's a cunt. How about that? Let's get 00:04:46.370 --> 00:04:48.050 that out there. You want to ring me? Or do you 00:04:48.050 --> 00:04:49.730 want to call me a politician again? You motherfucker. 00:04:50.170 --> 00:04:51.990 Let's go. Come on. Does he call you a politician? 00:04:51.990 --> 00:04:53.810 I'm ready for war. Don't trust me no more. He's 00:04:53.810 --> 00:04:55.790 like, you're one of them, G. You talk like a 00:04:55.790 --> 00:04:58.750 politician now, fam. I'm still exactly the same 00:04:58.750 --> 00:05:00.930 little street rat I always have been. Just mind 00:05:00.930 --> 00:05:03.870 my P's and Q's now, dickhead. Yeah, he says the 00:05:03.870 --> 00:05:07.029 same shit to me. Elderly is a great game. Suck 00:05:07.029 --> 00:05:08.709 your mum. How about that? Yeah, let's live with 00:05:08.709 --> 00:05:12.050 that one. So I'm going to assume that you haven't 00:05:12.050 --> 00:05:16.970 been playing anything. Well, no. Yeah, I haven't. 00:05:17.050 --> 00:05:18.970 Last couple of days. Maybe not even this week. 00:05:19.009 --> 00:05:21.230 I might not have played anything. I've been bollocks, 00:05:21.230 --> 00:05:22.589 mate. I've been trying to go to bed at like half 00:05:22.589 --> 00:05:29.110 eight. So, well, obviously the big one is Crimson 00:05:29.110 --> 00:05:32.620 Desert, obviously. Oh, yeah. That's the big one 00:05:32.620 --> 00:05:35.399 that we want to... Have you touched any of it? 00:05:35.819 --> 00:05:38.439 I've just been charged by TFL seven quid. Fair 00:05:38.439 --> 00:05:43.000 enough. Why has that just happened? Why have 00:05:43.000 --> 00:05:45.319 TFL just charged me seven quid? I don't know. 00:05:47.500 --> 00:05:54.860 Why have they... Why have they... CH. Have you 00:05:54.860 --> 00:05:57.300 tapped in anywhere and then not tapped out? No. 00:05:58.959 --> 00:06:00.680 You haven't been out on site at all, have you? 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:04.019 No. You haven't used the train at all? No. I've 00:06:04.019 --> 00:06:07.279 been at work. I don't know, man. Anyway, we move. 00:06:08.500 --> 00:06:11.920 So yeah, Crimson Desert, not online. Crimson 00:06:11.920 --> 00:06:14.240 Desert came out mixed bag, not great reviews. 00:06:14.620 --> 00:06:16.319 It was always going to be a polarizing game. 00:06:17.459 --> 00:06:20.540 However, I ignored the reviews. I went in blind, 00:06:20.819 --> 00:06:24.920 so to speak. And a lot of my favorite reviewers 00:06:24.920 --> 00:06:30.300 were bigging it up. Luke Stevens, ACG, Fighting 00:06:30.300 --> 00:06:33.040 Cowboy, all the ones that play similar games 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:35.439 to me are like, no, no, no, this game's goated. 00:06:35.500 --> 00:06:38.660 It's just, you know, it's one of them. You like 00:06:38.660 --> 00:06:40.759 it or you hate it. You love it or you hate it. 00:06:41.199 --> 00:06:42.639 So I was like, well, they all like the same games 00:06:42.639 --> 00:06:45.160 as me, so I was like, I'll go into it. I must 00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:47.560 preface that we haven't had this conversation 00:06:47.560 --> 00:06:50.180 at all. Yeah, I know. So this is all new information 00:06:50.180 --> 00:06:54.360 to me. So yeah, I bought it. The only trouble 00:06:54.360 --> 00:06:57.269 I've had with it, is that I've been so tired 00:06:57.269 --> 00:07:00.610 I haven't appreciated it. But the game itself, 00:07:00.889 --> 00:07:05.029 would you like it? Probably not. And I'll tell 00:07:05.029 --> 00:07:06.970 you for why. I already know I wouldn't like it. 00:07:07.189 --> 00:07:10.430 Why do you think you wouldn't like it? Because 00:07:10.430 --> 00:07:14.670 I just don't trust it. I've already got it in 00:07:14.670 --> 00:07:16.730 my mind that at some point it's going to be shit. 00:07:17.089 --> 00:07:21.550 But also, I've seen a lot of people saying how 00:07:21.550 --> 00:07:26.439 you have to get past the intro. for it to to 00:07:26.439 --> 00:07:29.800 really open up and i'm i'm terrible for games 00:07:29.800 --> 00:07:32.319 where i have to get past the intro don't give 00:07:32.319 --> 00:07:34.439 don't give me a shit intro i haven't reached 00:07:34.439 --> 00:07:36.540 that stage of getting past an intro and i've 00:07:36.540 --> 00:07:40.459 enjoyed it but what i will say is here's why 00:07:40.459 --> 00:07:44.160 i think you wouldn't like it it originally started 00:07:44.160 --> 00:07:47.339 off as an mmo yeah they transitioned it into 00:07:47.339 --> 00:07:52.899 a single player game it feels like an mmo But 00:07:52.899 --> 00:07:55.819 it's a single player game. The world is fucking 00:07:55.819 --> 00:07:57.660 ginormous. Probably the biggest world I've ever 00:07:57.660 --> 00:08:02.379 seen in a game. And the way certain things... 00:08:02.379 --> 00:08:05.420 It's like they accidentally left mechanics in 00:08:05.420 --> 00:08:07.279 the game that were supposed to be there on the 00:08:07.279 --> 00:08:12.240 MMO thing. For example, when you... It's very 00:08:12.240 --> 00:08:14.920 cool. They've got the coolest skill tree in any 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:17.939 game ever, for sure. And I haven't even delved 00:08:17.939 --> 00:08:21.180 into it a little bit yet. But a lot of the things, 00:08:21.300 --> 00:08:24.660 so you can buy skills with skill points and it's 00:08:24.660 --> 00:08:27.959 very cool how it all works. However, you can 00:08:27.959 --> 00:08:30.879 also learn skills without spending skill points. 00:08:31.040 --> 00:08:33.639 What I mean by that is you can fight a boss and 00:08:33.639 --> 00:08:35.879 if he does a certain move, whilst he's doing 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:37.960 it, like the screen slows down a little bit and 00:08:37.960 --> 00:08:40.179 then a bar goes up of your learning the ability 00:08:40.179 --> 00:08:42.379 that he's doing. If you do that multiple times, 00:08:42.539 --> 00:08:45.759 you learn the ability yourself without spending 00:08:45.759 --> 00:08:51.149 said skill point. But it's the bar that goes 00:08:51.149 --> 00:08:54.049 up. If you find a recipe on the floor, you'll 00:08:54.049 --> 00:08:55.769 pick it up. It's very Red Dead Redemption 2 where 00:08:55.769 --> 00:08:57.370 you'll pick the paper up and you'll look at it. 00:08:57.450 --> 00:09:00.470 You hold L1 to like... We'll get on the controls 00:09:00.470 --> 00:09:04.009 in a minute. You hold L1 to look at the bit of 00:09:04.009 --> 00:09:05.950 paper. And while you're looking at it, this bar's 00:09:05.950 --> 00:09:08.330 going up, going like learning in progress. That's 00:09:08.330 --> 00:09:11.370 very MMO -y. The biggest MMO -y thing I've seen 00:09:11.370 --> 00:09:14.509 so far is when you die, you have these little 00:09:14.509 --> 00:09:17.990 orbs that you can use. So you can either load... 00:09:18.169 --> 00:09:21.210 restart at checkpoint kind of thing or use one 00:09:21.210 --> 00:09:24.909 of these orbs to revive now for 30 % health that's 00:09:24.909 --> 00:09:28.909 an MMO mechanic isn't it so it's got a lot of 00:09:28.909 --> 00:09:31.870 it's got a lot of that but I tell you why I love 00:09:31.870 --> 00:09:34.129 it and it's the reason why I love The Witcher 00:09:34.129 --> 00:09:37.350 is because I can literally just put my headphones 00:09:37.350 --> 00:09:39.950 on and I haven't enjoyed it like this yet because 00:09:39.950 --> 00:09:42.789 I've been too tired I hope to this weekend I 00:09:42.789 --> 00:09:45.190 can put my headphones on it's the kind of game 00:09:45.190 --> 00:09:49.509 I can just get on a horse and not gallop i can 00:09:49.509 --> 00:09:52.929 just trot along and just enjoy myself because 00:09:52.929 --> 00:09:55.370 there's dynamic events happening you can pull 00:09:55.370 --> 00:09:58.509 up to like a bounty board pull a poster off like 00:09:58.509 --> 00:10:00.830 and you pull it off and look at it you see the 00:10:00.830 --> 00:10:02.909 person's face you can go and capture the bounty 00:10:02.909 --> 00:10:04.830 you can red dead it you can attack them on the 00:10:04.830 --> 00:10:07.009 floor beat them up tie them up or you can kill 00:10:07.009 --> 00:10:09.250 them all that sort of stuff so you can just kind 00:10:09.250 --> 00:10:13.970 of exist in the world and like be like a bounty 00:10:13.970 --> 00:10:17.450 hunter if you wanted to um There's a whole fucking, 00:10:17.629 --> 00:10:19.649 and I'm scratching the surface, man. I'm like, 00:10:19.730 --> 00:10:22.409 I'm not even 10 hours in. I mean, these people 00:10:22.409 --> 00:10:25.129 are doing like 200 hours and still going, still 00:10:25.129 --> 00:10:29.129 finding out stuff. Your dogs are fighting. Yeah, 00:10:29.149 --> 00:10:34.629 they're fine. So you can, you can mine things. 00:10:34.929 --> 00:10:37.149 You can, and like I say, I've seen nothing, but 00:10:37.149 --> 00:10:39.210 I'm talking about the bare basics of things I've 00:10:39.210 --> 00:10:42.639 found. You can mine stuff. You can, like, glide. 00:10:42.960 --> 00:10:45.480 You can go into, like, sky islands. It's all 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:47.399 very weird. I've no idea what's going on. The 00:10:47.399 --> 00:10:49.440 story is just non -existent, pretty much. Yeah. 00:10:49.679 --> 00:10:51.679 Opening is very cool. And you're like, yeah, 00:10:51.720 --> 00:10:53.019 this is going to be sick. And then it's like... 00:10:53.019 --> 00:10:56.039 So, basically, spoiler alert for the opening 00:10:56.039 --> 00:11:01.220 scene. Spoilers. You're like a Viking kind of 00:11:01.220 --> 00:11:04.419 camp, kind of nomad warriors. These other gang 00:11:04.419 --> 00:11:07.200 turn up and basically just... kill all your mates, 00:11:07.360 --> 00:11:09.620 stab you up and then cut your throat and throw 00:11:09.620 --> 00:11:12.000 you in a river. And then you kind of wake up 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:14.480 in a stream somewhere. Some geezer's saying, 00:11:14.620 --> 00:11:18.659 you should leave. So he left. And then I'm rescuing 00:11:18.659 --> 00:11:21.879 a cat off a roof. Found someone's sheep and then 00:11:21.879 --> 00:11:23.379 the kids started crying that it wasn't the sheep 00:11:23.379 --> 00:11:26.000 they asked me to find. There's no rhyme or reason 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:28.539 to it. Gave a beggar a coin, found a woman in 00:11:28.539 --> 00:11:30.879 the fucking sewer. She then turned it into some 00:11:30.879 --> 00:11:33.200 weird angel thing and then I was in the sky. 00:11:33.690 --> 00:11:36.789 there is literally i'm not even paraphrasing 00:11:36.789 --> 00:11:38.789 it doesn't make any sense i'm just like why am 00:11:38.789 --> 00:11:42.710 i here now um so yeah the story is at the moment 00:11:42.710 --> 00:11:45.470 non -existent but the boss fights and stuff very 00:11:45.470 --> 00:11:47.889 akin to black myth wukong where it's just like 00:11:47.889 --> 00:11:50.269 yeah you can just walk up a mountain and then 00:11:50.269 --> 00:11:51.970 the coolest boss fight can just be there and 00:11:51.970 --> 00:11:53.590 you'd be like what and then you're just in this 00:11:53.590 --> 00:11:56.129 fucking cinematic masterpiece and you're like 00:11:56.129 --> 00:12:01.350 why how is this here um and like i say all this 00:12:01.350 --> 00:12:04.220 is before I've even scratched the surface on 00:12:04.220 --> 00:12:08.000 fucking finding dragons to ride and burn down 00:12:08.000 --> 00:12:10.899 entire cities and... And mech suits and jetpacks. 00:12:10.899 --> 00:12:13.639 Forget that shit. Drop that shit out. I'll forget 00:12:13.639 --> 00:12:15.759 about that because that'd just piss me off. But, 00:12:15.820 --> 00:12:17.360 yeah, there's... So you didn't mind the mech 00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:18.679 suits now? I didn't mind them because you don't 00:12:18.679 --> 00:12:20.659 have to use them, but I don't want them. They're 00:12:20.659 --> 00:12:22.639 canon for the lore as well, though. They fit 00:12:22.639 --> 00:12:24.240 in. Whatever, man. Whatever. They are. Whatever. 00:12:24.299 --> 00:12:25.879 I don't care. I've got the collector's edition 00:12:25.879 --> 00:12:29.200 as well. I know. They fit in well. My knee hurts. 00:12:29.919 --> 00:12:31.919 It's very cool. I love the game. I can't wait 00:12:31.919 --> 00:12:33.960 to play it because it's just, like I say, it's 00:12:33.960 --> 00:12:35.720 just a game that I can just put on because I'm 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:39.080 really, really, really, really nerdy and pathetic 00:12:39.080 --> 00:12:44.019 because this is the sort of shit I do is I find 00:12:44.019 --> 00:12:48.840 fun in climbing a mountain, getting my swords 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:52.220 out, waiting for like the sun to be in like the 00:12:52.220 --> 00:12:54.950 right place. And then just like swing my swords 00:12:54.950 --> 00:12:57.929 on top of a mountain in some cinematic looking 00:12:57.929 --> 00:13:00.909 fucking camera angle and just pretend like I'm 00:13:00.909 --> 00:13:04.710 practicing my sword fighting techniques. I enjoy 00:13:04.710 --> 00:13:07.070 that. I'm immersed. I'm enjoying myself, man. 00:13:07.169 --> 00:13:09.730 But not everyone like yourself, I'm sure, would 00:13:09.730 --> 00:13:12.429 get enjoyment from doing that. So that's why 00:13:12.429 --> 00:13:15.429 these games are polarizing because I love that 00:13:15.429 --> 00:13:18.370 part of it. It's a sandbox. Everything's interactable. 00:13:18.409 --> 00:13:20.850 I can pick up every fucking thing on the thing 00:13:20.850 --> 00:13:26.350 in the world. You look at, I don't know, think 00:13:26.350 --> 00:13:30.049 quickly, a plant pot on the side of a table. 00:13:30.610 --> 00:13:32.909 You like... It's got a cool mechanic, by the 00:13:32.909 --> 00:13:34.710 way. If you hold L1, it brings up this little 00:13:34.710 --> 00:13:37.230 dot on the floor. So you can precision jump. 00:13:37.649 --> 00:13:40.070 But yeah, you can use that to precision on items 00:13:40.070 --> 00:13:42.950 as well. But if you've never touched that item, 00:13:43.090 --> 00:13:45.190 you get that thing again, learning what the item 00:13:45.190 --> 00:13:46.590 is. I mean, it could be something stupid like 00:13:46.590 --> 00:13:48.450 a pumpkin. You know what a pumpkin is, but Cliff 00:13:48.450 --> 00:13:50.370 doesn't for some reason. So he's like, oh yeah, 00:13:50.450 --> 00:13:53.029 this is a pumpkin, blah, blah, blah. And yeah, 00:13:53.129 --> 00:13:54.389 like I said, I'll just get lost in that sort 00:13:54.389 --> 00:13:56.289 of shit. Whereas I understand some people will 00:13:56.289 --> 00:13:58.389 find that very boring. The same reason that people 00:13:58.389 --> 00:14:01.220 love Red Dead 1. Some people hated Red Dead 2 00:14:01.220 --> 00:14:05.259 because it was so slow and deliberate and every 00:14:05.259 --> 00:14:08.019 action needed to be done. Opening a drawer, getting 00:14:08.019 --> 00:14:11.039 it out, shutting the drawer. It's very much akin 00:14:11.039 --> 00:14:14.179 to that. And it just takes a lot out of all my 00:14:14.179 --> 00:14:16.940 favourite games like The Witcher, Red Dead. Breath 00:14:16.940 --> 00:14:20.220 of the Wild had amazing things about it but it 00:14:20.220 --> 00:14:23.950 just wasn't what I enjoyed. So yeah, I think 00:14:23.950 --> 00:14:26.309 it's a fantastic game. The user reviews have 00:14:26.309 --> 00:14:28.690 shot right up. They've patched so much stuff. 00:14:28.889 --> 00:14:30.490 They've been patching, patching, patching, patching. 00:14:30.509 --> 00:14:35.149 And I think it really has the beginnings of a 00:14:35.149 --> 00:14:38.669 hugely, hugely successful game, cult classic, 00:14:38.750 --> 00:14:41.049 that's only going to grow in popularity. I wonder, 00:14:41.210 --> 00:14:45.169 because obviously, yeah, it was originally designed 00:14:45.169 --> 00:14:52.200 to be an MMO. And I wonder... how successful 00:14:52.200 --> 00:14:57.360 it would remain or would be if it were to have 00:14:57.360 --> 00:15:02.019 stayed as an MMO. I do wonder. They've got Black 00:15:02.019 --> 00:15:04.600 Desert online, right? But then also the developers 00:15:04.600 --> 00:15:06.019 are saying... Which is also extremely popular. 00:15:06.299 --> 00:15:08.620 Yeah, but it's very heavily monetized, which 00:15:08.620 --> 00:15:11.460 is why people don't like it as much. But the 00:15:11.460 --> 00:15:14.200 developer has said that, depending on demand, 00:15:14.340 --> 00:15:18.039 they're going to add DLCs, expansions, and multiplayer. 00:15:19.019 --> 00:15:21.500 But what multiplayer means by that, I think, 00:15:21.700 --> 00:15:25.299 do they do the GTA online? Is that what they're 00:15:25.299 --> 00:15:27.879 intending? I think that's what I'm picking up. 00:15:28.539 --> 00:15:34.240 That formula has always been hit and miss, but 00:15:34.240 --> 00:15:39.720 at the same time has also had a great populace. 00:15:40.220 --> 00:15:43.539 You think like Red Dead. Red Dead Online, very, 00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:46.769 very successful. GTA Online, very, very, very 00:15:46.769 --> 00:15:49.210 successful. Those are the two big, big hitters 00:15:49.210 --> 00:15:52.690 where they're still very active and very successful. 00:15:54.250 --> 00:15:57.629 Could Black Desert follow the same, sorry, Crimson 00:15:57.629 --> 00:16:01.230 Desert follow the same formula of that? I don't 00:16:01.230 --> 00:16:03.710 know. It's difficult. I think they've got the 00:16:03.710 --> 00:16:06.970 advantage of they started it out as an MMO, backtracked 00:16:06.970 --> 00:16:10.309 into a single player game, so the bones are there 00:16:10.309 --> 00:16:14.700 of an MMO. Very transferable. I wonder if there's 00:16:14.700 --> 00:16:17.299 some form of regret there where you'd go, oh 00:16:17.299 --> 00:16:19.720 fuck, maybe we should have stuck it out and made 00:16:19.720 --> 00:16:26.580 it an MMO. But obviously the problem with that 00:16:26.580 --> 00:16:29.860 would be you have to maintain it continuously. 00:16:30.799 --> 00:16:34.879 And I feel like with games like Crimson Desert, 00:16:35.059 --> 00:16:39.259 it's almost like there's so much that you can 00:16:39.259 --> 00:16:42.629 do. And that almost has a detrimental effect 00:16:42.629 --> 00:16:46.490 from an MMO standpoint. I don't know what it 00:16:46.490 --> 00:16:49.169 is. I don't know what it is about MMOs where 00:16:49.169 --> 00:16:52.009 you have complete freedom and sandbox, where 00:16:52.009 --> 00:16:54.549 it just doesn't work. It doesn't work in that 00:16:54.549 --> 00:17:00.269 formula. If you're able to pick everything up. 00:17:01.090 --> 00:17:04.130 Also, there has to be a running limitation on 00:17:04.130 --> 00:17:06.849 it. Because if you're playing a game with hundreds 00:17:06.849 --> 00:17:08.670 and hundreds of other people in the same space, 00:17:08.789 --> 00:17:10.410 there ain't no fucking way that you're able to 00:17:10.410 --> 00:17:12.910 interact with absolutely everything there. Because 00:17:12.910 --> 00:17:14.670 then that means the other hundred people that 00:17:14.670 --> 00:17:16.430 are with you can also interact with absolutely 00:17:16.430 --> 00:17:18.369 everything there. But they're not going to be 00:17:18.369 --> 00:17:19.750 able to interact with the thing that you're interacting 00:17:19.750 --> 00:17:22.230 with and blah, blah, blah. There has to be a 00:17:22.230 --> 00:17:27.650 way that you limit that. They built their own 00:17:27.650 --> 00:17:29.630 engine. This is an engine that they've created. 00:17:29.789 --> 00:17:32.410 So they have a lot more power than I think people 00:17:32.410 --> 00:17:35.750 understand. And every year they've rebuilt the 00:17:35.750 --> 00:17:38.049 engine that it's built on. So they've like created 00:17:38.049 --> 00:17:41.390 this monster thing. And I don't know how it all 00:17:41.390 --> 00:17:43.990 works, but the way it sounds from the people 00:17:43.990 --> 00:17:46.109 that do understand it is very fucking impressive. 00:17:47.430 --> 00:17:50.190 And yeah. It looks very good. No, it is very 00:17:50.190 --> 00:17:51.930 good. Visually, it looks very good. I think if 00:17:51.930 --> 00:17:54.029 you were still on TikTok or Instagram, you would 00:17:54.029 --> 00:17:56.009 have seen some shit. Oh yeah, I would have, yeah. 00:17:56.329 --> 00:17:58.490 Wow. And I'm glad you haven't because you'd just 00:17:58.490 --> 00:17:59.869 be telling me loads of shit that I don't want 00:17:59.869 --> 00:18:02.069 to know yet. Because I've got media blackout 00:18:02.069 --> 00:18:03.630 on it. I don't want to know. Yeah, I'm completely 00:18:03.630 --> 00:18:07.630 oblivious to it. I don't see any of it. The only 00:18:07.630 --> 00:18:09.829 way that I'd ever see anything with Crimson Desert 00:18:09.829 --> 00:18:13.029 is on my little news feed or YouTube. And I don't 00:18:13.029 --> 00:18:15.849 because I don't search any of it. But yeah, you're 00:18:15.849 --> 00:18:20.589 right. It has got very positive reviews on Steam. 00:18:20.769 --> 00:18:23.509 But it started off not. Yeah. It's changed. And 00:18:23.509 --> 00:18:27.910 I think it's got that Elden Ring power. Where 00:18:27.910 --> 00:18:29.470 it's like, remember when Elden Ring just took 00:18:29.470 --> 00:18:31.450 over social media and people were finding shit? 00:18:31.630 --> 00:18:34.710 It's got that. It's got that massively. So it's 00:18:34.710 --> 00:18:36.650 a very community -driven... But that's what happens 00:18:36.650 --> 00:18:38.170 with massive games like that, man. Especially 00:18:38.170 --> 00:18:40.710 when... But not necessarily. You have to have 00:18:40.710 --> 00:18:43.130 the source. Because you can have fucking Avatar, 00:18:43.490 --> 00:18:47.029 Pandora, Ubisoft, Slot, fucking Assassin's Creed. 00:18:47.190 --> 00:18:49.369 People ain't doing shit about that. They're just 00:18:49.369 --> 00:18:51.069 going, yeah, Assassin's Creed. It's just massive. 00:18:51.450 --> 00:18:53.289 You know what I mean? It's different. It's got 00:18:53.289 --> 00:19:00.400 its own secret source, man. Anyway. Well, most 00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:02.960 complaints are about controls, which, not going 00:19:02.960 --> 00:19:04.759 to lie, they're pretty annoying to get used to. 00:19:05.200 --> 00:19:07.339 What was that about? The controls are fucking 00:19:07.339 --> 00:19:10.059 horrific. Honestly, the worst control scheme 00:19:10.059 --> 00:19:12.180 you'll ever witness. I don't know who put that 00:19:12.180 --> 00:19:16.400 together. What sprint? X. Where you've got to 00:19:16.400 --> 00:19:18.519 keep tapping it like you do on GTA and shit. 00:19:18.759 --> 00:19:23.440 Yeah, weird. Jump is square. That's really weird. 00:19:24.480 --> 00:19:27.579 Circle is dodge. But it's not just that. It's 00:19:27.579 --> 00:19:31.589 like... i don't know it's hard to it's hard to 00:19:31.589 --> 00:19:33.750 explain the controls make no sense and you have 00:19:33.750 --> 00:19:36.470 to do all these weird combinations to get and 00:19:36.470 --> 00:19:39.390 i'm not one of them people this this is the detriment 00:19:39.390 --> 00:19:41.890 for me in this game is it's very like you can 00:19:41.890 --> 00:19:43.990 do all sorts of different combos and stuff and 00:19:43.990 --> 00:19:45.809 i'm like i'm not a combo man i just press square 00:19:45.809 --> 00:19:49.049 man or whatever the fighting button is. I'm not 00:19:49.049 --> 00:19:51.390 like R1, R2. Occasionally I might press them 00:19:51.390 --> 00:19:54.630 together or change them up, but I'm not remembering 00:19:54.630 --> 00:19:57.250 that you press R1 and circle and then R1 and 00:19:57.250 --> 00:19:59.289 triangle with R2 held down. If you've got a list 00:19:59.289 --> 00:20:00.910 of 20 different combos, I'm going to know about 00:20:00.910 --> 00:20:02.470 two of them and then stick with them. Exactly, 00:20:02.730 --> 00:20:05.089 that's my thing. As long as things die, I don't 00:20:05.089 --> 00:20:07.809 care. He's very heavy on that, in that aspect. 00:20:08.470 --> 00:20:12.069 Yeah, the controls stink like shit, but they 00:20:12.069 --> 00:20:13.890 are sorting that out because I don't think you 00:20:13.890 --> 00:20:16.859 can patch it. You can change it, but I think 00:20:16.859 --> 00:20:18.559 ultimately... I was going to say, can you not 00:20:18.559 --> 00:20:20.240 just change it? You might be able to, but I don't 00:20:20.240 --> 00:20:23.039 think so. You wouldn't complain about it if you 00:20:23.039 --> 00:20:25.799 could change it, surely. But I haven't looked. 00:20:25.880 --> 00:20:28.759 I just assumed you couldn't. And I'm also scared 00:20:28.759 --> 00:20:30.500 about changing controls because I think, well, 00:20:30.500 --> 00:20:32.359 the developers put them like that for some reason 00:20:32.359 --> 00:20:34.960 because there must be a reason they must be this 00:20:34.960 --> 00:20:37.160 bad because there must be some things that are 00:20:37.160 --> 00:20:39.420 just much easier to do this way. So I don't like 00:20:39.420 --> 00:20:42.460 touching it. Let me get familiar with the game 00:20:42.460 --> 00:20:44.400 before I start peeing around with it, you know 00:20:44.400 --> 00:20:46.829 what I mean? But yeah. People do that though. 00:20:46.849 --> 00:20:49.390 A lot of people just open up straight into a 00:20:49.390 --> 00:20:51.890 game. Boom. Straight into the settings. I do. 00:20:52.009 --> 00:20:54.710 Now. Let me judge everything around. I only change 00:20:54.710 --> 00:20:58.369 like two things and that's subtitles on and performance 00:20:58.369 --> 00:21:02.809 mode. Subtitles on, performance mode, motion 00:21:02.809 --> 00:21:05.829 blur off. Oh yeah, and that. And normally film 00:21:05.829 --> 00:21:07.609 grain gets turned off as well. Film grain and 00:21:07.609 --> 00:21:11.849 fucking V -sync and all that bollocks. If I can, 00:21:12.049 --> 00:21:17.230 field of view. I normally scale that up. Sometimes 00:21:17.230 --> 00:21:20.210 I go as big as I can go. But yeah, other than 00:21:20.210 --> 00:21:22.670 that, when it gets into the nitty -gritty with 00:21:22.670 --> 00:21:25.089 controllers and sensitivity and stuff like that, 00:21:25.089 --> 00:21:27.630 it's very rare that I'll jump in and start fucking 00:21:27.630 --> 00:21:29.730 around with that. Because I'll be honest, I don't 00:21:29.730 --> 00:21:32.250 really know what I'm doing. I don't know what 00:21:32.250 --> 00:21:35.289 my Y -axis is. I haven't got a clue. I'm not 00:21:35.289 --> 00:21:37.769 interested. But obviously that's more for an 00:21:37.769 --> 00:21:40.029 FPS type thing anyway. It's not really for fucking... 00:21:40.779 --> 00:21:43.140 I was reading the review because I skimmed through 00:21:43.140 --> 00:21:45.140 it and I see World of Warcraft mentioned, but 00:21:45.140 --> 00:21:49.420 it's nothing. It says my guy John Crimson just 00:21:49.420 --> 00:21:53.920 defeated this biblically accurate... I'm listening. 00:21:54.420 --> 00:21:56.240 Yeah, but I don't know if it fucking says it. 00:21:56.440 --> 00:22:00.420 Don't tell me what it is then. Nothing there. 00:22:00.740 --> 00:22:03.680 Reminds me of my multiple Lich King kills on 00:22:03.680 --> 00:22:06.559 World of Warcraft for his mount. Murder and half 00:22:06.559 --> 00:22:09.710 stone out. I don't know how that... Has relevance 00:22:09.710 --> 00:22:12.089 to the rest that I read. But all in all, so you 00:22:12.089 --> 00:22:17.130 feel like you made a worthy purchase. Well, it 00:22:17.130 --> 00:22:18.990 was an expensive purchase, wasn't it? We won't 00:22:18.990 --> 00:22:21.210 go into that. I don't know. Yes, you do. Was 00:22:21.210 --> 00:22:27.490 it? No, it wasn't. It's a damn fine game. I heard 00:22:27.490 --> 00:22:29.769 Gem come in and I was like, she was like, what's 00:22:29.769 --> 00:22:32.890 that box? I was like, don't worry. And then I 00:22:32.890 --> 00:22:35.710 like peeled it open. She looked at me with... 00:22:36.599 --> 00:22:39.460 love and disappointment in like a mixed pot and 00:22:39.460 --> 00:22:42.240 i know i looked at her she looked at me and i 00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:45.319 was like she's very sweet because she pretends 00:22:45.319 --> 00:22:49.519 to be like ah lovely i'm so happy that you're 00:22:49.519 --> 00:22:52.319 smiling but inside she's like you fucking taking 00:22:52.319 --> 00:22:54.619 the piss i've got all these i've got well i've 00:22:54.619 --> 00:22:56.400 got loads now i've got elden ring collector's 00:22:56.400 --> 00:22:59.039 edition um shadow of the earth tree collector's 00:22:59.039 --> 00:23:04.470 edition i've got uh I've got two Elden Ring ones. 00:23:04.589 --> 00:23:05.890 Yeah, now I've got Elden Ring Shadow of the Earth 00:23:05.890 --> 00:23:07.549 Tree. I've got Night Rain because it was like 00:23:07.549 --> 00:23:11.250 60 quid. I've got Baldur's Gate, the Magnum Opus. 00:23:11.710 --> 00:23:15.049 I've got that one, what I've just said, Crimson 00:23:15.049 --> 00:23:17.230 Desert. I've got Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, 00:23:17.349 --> 00:23:19.670 the next edition. And also I won all them prizes, 00:23:19.750 --> 00:23:21.150 remember? Yeah, that was cool. That was really 00:23:21.150 --> 00:23:22.690 cool. Yeah, it was really cool. I'm very happy 00:23:22.690 --> 00:23:24.089 about that. You never got a God of War one though, 00:23:24.150 --> 00:23:26.230 did you? No, I didn't. I wasn't cool enough. 00:23:26.369 --> 00:23:28.690 I wasn't brave enough at the time. But then I 00:23:28.690 --> 00:23:34.480 also have the... Warhammer Dark Heresy one to 00:23:34.480 --> 00:23:36.559 come. I've already paid for that months ago. 00:23:36.740 --> 00:23:38.980 So it's free by now. That's why I like doing 00:23:38.980 --> 00:23:40.700 it like that. Because it's just like it turns 00:23:40.700 --> 00:23:43.279 up and I'm like this is all free. Yeah. Because 00:23:43.279 --> 00:23:46.460 it's money that was like years ago. And there 00:23:46.460 --> 00:23:47.980 might even be another one on the back burner 00:23:47.980 --> 00:23:49.539 or it's just that Crimson Desert one I'm still 00:23:49.539 --> 00:23:51.779 paying for. What's the other one on the back 00:23:51.779 --> 00:23:53.900 burner? No, that's what I think. I thought it 00:23:53.900 --> 00:23:55.500 might be another one but I think it's the Crimson 00:23:55.500 --> 00:23:57.500 Desert one that I'm paying for. The next one 00:23:57.500 --> 00:24:03.700 will probably be The Expanse. You ever heard 00:24:03.700 --> 00:24:06.220 of that? Yeah, it rings a bell. I'm going to 00:24:06.220 --> 00:24:08.799 Google it quick. It does ring a bell. It's a 00:24:08.799 --> 00:24:11.779 really apparently popular and highly successful 00:24:11.779 --> 00:24:15.500 sci -fi TV show. Osiris Reborn? Is that the... 00:24:15.500 --> 00:24:18.059 It's being made by Alcat Games, which are the 00:24:18.059 --> 00:24:20.480 same people that made Warhammer Rogue Trader 00:24:20.480 --> 00:24:23.059 and Warhammer Dark Heresy. Yeah, I remember seeing 00:24:23.059 --> 00:24:25.660 them. And Pathfinder and stuff like that. So 00:24:25.660 --> 00:24:27.740 they're making like... They normally make CRPGs, 00:24:27.799 --> 00:24:31.279 but this is their first attempt into like a... 00:24:31.470 --> 00:24:34.589 and people are saying that it is pretty much 00:24:34.589 --> 00:24:36.750 Mass Effect and that is one of the goats. Yeah, 00:24:36.750 --> 00:24:39.130 yeah, yeah. I remember when I see the announcement 00:24:39.130 --> 00:24:42.210 trailer for it and I was like, oh, very Mass 00:24:42.210 --> 00:24:43.950 Effect. This is the trouble, man. I get adult 00:24:43.950 --> 00:24:47.190 money and then I'm like, well, you know, I like 00:24:47.190 --> 00:24:49.109 all this stuff. And it wasn't that long ago I 00:24:49.109 --> 00:24:51.690 wanted Hot Toys for like 300 quid and shit and 00:24:51.690 --> 00:24:53.829 I was like, never, never would I spend. And now 00:24:53.829 --> 00:24:55.849 I'm buying Collector's Edition. If I see a game 00:24:55.849 --> 00:24:58.710 on, I'm buying Collector's Edition. I just buy 00:24:58.710 --> 00:25:01.109 a lot less games now, man. I really do. It's 00:25:01.109 --> 00:25:06.650 just collector's edition. What is the coolest 00:25:06.650 --> 00:25:12.910 gaming collector's edition? I saw a World of 00:25:12.910 --> 00:25:15.569 Warcraft one in Modebase the other day. Did you? 00:25:15.710 --> 00:25:17.309 For one of the expansions, yeah. Probably the 00:25:17.309 --> 00:25:19.549 Cataclysm one, I think. I think I've seen that 00:25:19.549 --> 00:25:23.029 a couple of times. They're very cool. I almost 00:25:23.029 --> 00:25:25.569 bought a World of Warcraft cup the other day. 00:25:26.210 --> 00:25:29.779 Banging. Yeah, but it was expensive, man. It 00:25:29.779 --> 00:25:31.740 was like 80 quid. Oh, where they're like the 00:25:31.740 --> 00:25:36.019 proper metal chalice fucking... Was it a Lich 00:25:36.019 --> 00:25:37.880 King one by any chance? No, it wasn't actually. 00:25:37.900 --> 00:25:44.119 It had an orc on it or something. Yeah? Yeah, 00:25:44.160 --> 00:25:46.339 but it was like 80 quid. Yeah. I've seen some 00:25:46.339 --> 00:25:48.259 really, really fucking cool ones, but they're 00:25:48.259 --> 00:25:54.380 just so much dollar. But I would like one. I 00:25:54.380 --> 00:25:56.779 don't know what people would say. Fallout 3 won 00:25:56.779 --> 00:25:58.960 because the bobblehead and the lunchbox. Yeah. 00:25:59.519 --> 00:26:01.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a lot of money in 00:26:01.720 --> 00:26:04.799 it for a mug. It's a lot of money. Oh, there's 00:26:04.799 --> 00:26:06.680 the Lich King. Yeah, that's even better. Yeah. 00:26:06.680 --> 00:26:10.660 That's much cooler. Yeah, yeah. Oh, God. Stay 00:26:10.660 --> 00:26:12.279 for Light World of Warcraft. Could have that 00:26:12.279 --> 00:26:14.099 in the office. I'm just saying. It would have 00:26:14.099 --> 00:26:17.019 been pretty fucking cool. It would. Halo Reach, 00:26:17.160 --> 00:26:21.539 the Noble Team statue, the Halsey's Journal? 00:26:22.359 --> 00:26:27.460 Halsey's Journal? I was a huge fan of the Diablo 00:26:27.460 --> 00:26:29.519 3 and Starcraft 2 collector's edition. Both had 00:26:29.519 --> 00:26:32.519 USBs with the previous game installed. One was 00:26:32.519 --> 00:26:35.220 a soul stone in Diablo's head and the other was 00:26:35.220 --> 00:26:39.319 Jim Raynor's dog tags. Death Stranding 1 had 00:26:39.319 --> 00:26:43.420 a full -sized BB in its pod. Yeah. I think it's 00:26:43.420 --> 00:26:45.940 either Halo 2 or Halo 3 that came with the Master 00:26:45.940 --> 00:26:52.599 Chief helmet. Yeah. I do like a good old collector's 00:26:52.599 --> 00:26:55.950 edition, especially when they're fucking... A 00:26:55.950 --> 00:26:59.250 little bit cheapy. Yeah, I just love them, man. 00:26:59.269 --> 00:27:00.950 I fucking love them. That Night Rain one was 00:27:00.950 --> 00:27:03.049 the fucking coolest one. 60 quid, you know what 00:27:03.049 --> 00:27:04.549 I mean? Yeah, I never bought it. I haven't played 00:27:04.549 --> 00:27:07.309 the game, but I can appreciate getting a nice 00:27:07.309 --> 00:27:09.430 little deal. Because wasn't it like 100 and something 00:27:09.430 --> 00:27:12.710 quid? No, it was literally 60, 70 quid. Yeah, 00:27:12.730 --> 00:27:14.589 no, I know, but I swear it was because it was 00:27:14.589 --> 00:27:17.210 reduced. Yeah, no. They massively discounted 00:27:17.210 --> 00:27:18.569 it on Amazon for some reason. Bearing in mind 00:27:18.569 --> 00:27:21.329 the game is like 50, 60 quid. It's a no -brainer, 00:27:21.349 --> 00:27:28.160 isn't it? Free game, baby. That's it. Sorry. 00:27:28.279 --> 00:27:32.640 Work stuff. I've been playing more Resident Evil 00:27:32.640 --> 00:27:36.819 in drips and drabs. So I'm still keeping it very 00:27:36.819 --> 00:27:42.900 in tune. I've killed the woman. The spider bitch. 00:27:43.759 --> 00:27:48.220 She was horrible. She really pissed me off. Because 00:27:48.220 --> 00:27:52.559 I went into the area where you kill her and you 00:27:52.559 --> 00:27:55.940 know how it works. You start getting ammo. more 00:27:55.940 --> 00:27:57.900 and more fucking burner fuel and shit like that 00:27:57.900 --> 00:27:59.339 i go all right well it's obviously going to kick 00:27:59.339 --> 00:28:02.559 off and i'd seen clips before so i was and i 00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:06.380 i remembered the area seemed familiar and i was 00:28:06.380 --> 00:28:08.460 like well this is a boss fight so guarantee i 00:28:08.460 --> 00:28:10.740 know what's going to happen and yeah sure enough 00:28:10.740 --> 00:28:14.920 she pops out um and i died the first time because 00:28:14.920 --> 00:28:19.299 uh of them fucking bugs that she sends out Them 00:28:19.299 --> 00:28:22.480 fucking bugs, man. I remember that. Jesus Christ. 00:28:22.559 --> 00:28:24.920 And then she like litters the area with them 00:28:24.920 --> 00:28:27.339 nests. And so I was like, every corner I was 00:28:27.339 --> 00:28:29.299 running to, there was just fucking, there was 00:28:29.299 --> 00:28:32.299 just nests everywhere. And I died. And I said 00:28:32.299 --> 00:28:36.980 to Steph, because it was... Are you good? Yeah, 00:28:37.000 --> 00:28:39.279 what am I doing now? Breathing. Fucking breathing. 00:28:41.420 --> 00:28:45.319 I'm fucking... Fuck. I'm old, bro. I'm not an 00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:52.000 athlete like you, am I? Fat old man. But I said 00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:54.099 to her, I said, when I died, I was like, because 00:28:54.099 --> 00:28:55.859 I got instantly annoyed. I was like, I'm not 00:28:55.859 --> 00:28:58.019 fucking wasting the rest of the evening. I said, 00:28:58.039 --> 00:29:00.079 I'll give it one more go. I said, if it's like 00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:02.500 that, I ain't fucking touching it. Yeah, and 00:29:02.500 --> 00:29:05.380 then I clapped her ass. Oh, yeah. Just fucked 00:29:05.380 --> 00:29:07.440 her up. Fucked her right up. I don't know if 00:29:07.440 --> 00:29:09.299 it bugged out or what, but there were very few 00:29:09.299 --> 00:29:12.680 nests popping up. And I sort of had learned the 00:29:12.680 --> 00:29:16.579 lay of the land. So I just had the burner on 00:29:16.579 --> 00:29:19.880 her stomach the entire time. And then she crumbled 00:29:19.880 --> 00:29:21.619 into a million different pieces. And now I've 00:29:21.619 --> 00:29:26.240 got that arm from the little girl. I can't remember. 00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:27.720 That was creepy. It's been a long time. You have 00:29:27.720 --> 00:29:30.819 to go and find, go in this little girl's bedroom 00:29:30.819 --> 00:29:32.660 and there's fucking little corridors and shit. 00:29:32.980 --> 00:29:34.599 Yeah, it's all spooky in the house. Yeah, and 00:29:34.599 --> 00:29:36.400 there's like the ball bouncing around and she's 00:29:36.400 --> 00:29:39.740 like, leave me alone. And I was like, fuck you. 00:29:40.170 --> 00:29:42.529 I'm coming to find you. And I found her and she's 00:29:42.529 --> 00:29:45.970 dead behind like a hidden door. And then I pulled 00:29:45.970 --> 00:29:47.829 her arm off. Because there's a puzzle in there, 00:29:47.890 --> 00:29:50.990 isn't there? Yeah, and it's all juicy and slimy. 00:29:52.630 --> 00:29:56.170 And then, yeah. Because I didn't know where to 00:29:56.170 --> 00:30:00.049 go. After I'd killed the woman and then got the 00:30:00.049 --> 00:30:02.849 lantern, I didn't know where to go. So I spent 00:30:02.849 --> 00:30:04.670 a while looking. And then I said to Steph, can 00:30:04.670 --> 00:30:05.990 you just fucking Google it? Because I said, I 00:30:05.990 --> 00:30:09.710 can't find it. And yeah, she found a couple of 00:30:09.710 --> 00:30:11.970 videos in a Reddit post. Really fucking annoying. 00:30:12.130 --> 00:30:14.309 All the videos she found, they didn't tell you 00:30:14.309 --> 00:30:17.630 where to go. They just showed you doing it. I 00:30:17.630 --> 00:30:20.670 was like, that's really annoying. But she found 00:30:20.670 --> 00:30:22.549 a Reddit post talking about it. And in the post, 00:30:22.589 --> 00:30:27.309 it said, make sure you save before going. So 00:30:27.309 --> 00:30:28.789 I was like, all right. So that was stuck in my 00:30:28.789 --> 00:30:31.009 head. I was like, well, here we go then. So I 00:30:31.009 --> 00:30:34.279 did. And then, yeah, found her. And the whole 00:30:34.279 --> 00:30:36.099 time, because I hadn't seen this sequence, I 00:30:36.099 --> 00:30:37.900 was like, something's going to pop out. I'm going 00:30:37.900 --> 00:30:39.240 to have to attack something, blah, blah, blah, 00:30:39.259 --> 00:30:42.059 blah, blah. And nothing did. And I got to her, 00:30:42.180 --> 00:30:47.319 pulled her arm off. It looked like I was pulling 00:30:47.319 --> 00:30:50.000 a bone out of like a lamb joint or something 00:30:50.000 --> 00:30:54.460 like that. And I got her arm. And I was like, 00:30:54.599 --> 00:30:56.839 hmm. And I was fully expecting to spin round 00:30:56.839 --> 00:31:00.009 and then her just be there. and i think she was 00:31:00.009 --> 00:31:02.130 i think she is at the end and then she just she 00:31:02.130 --> 00:31:05.470 runs off into a corner or whatever um so being 00:31:05.470 --> 00:31:08.490 brave i was i'm fucking gonna run after her and 00:31:08.490 --> 00:31:11.509 then i i was running and then come to this closed 00:31:11.509 --> 00:31:14.869 door by this point i was like i'm safe i'm all 00:31:14.869 --> 00:31:17.329 sweet i opened that door jump scare straight 00:31:17.329 --> 00:31:19.990 away it's one of them fucking mold things shit 00:31:19.990 --> 00:31:23.130 myself um made steph shit herself because i jumped 00:31:23.130 --> 00:31:26.440 up um but i've learned i'm learning I killed 00:31:26.440 --> 00:31:27.859 that one because I had to because it was right 00:31:27.859 --> 00:31:31.599 in my face. Two shotguns to the head. Gone. The 00:31:31.599 --> 00:31:34.079 rest of them booked it through there. Did not 00:31:34.079 --> 00:31:36.660 even entertain it. I was like, I'm gone. That's 00:31:36.660 --> 00:31:38.519 the right move. Run, run, run, run, run, run, 00:31:38.519 --> 00:31:42.180 run. I'm fucking gone. See you later. And then 00:31:42.180 --> 00:31:48.220 I saved and yeah, so I've got the keys to everyone's 00:31:48.220 --> 00:31:50.660 secret. So I'm going to continue. That fucking, 00:31:50.740 --> 00:31:54.980 that weird creepy geezer. See, this is where 00:31:56.579 --> 00:31:59.579 It's sticking in my mind that this is a dream. 00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:03.299 There's something... I remember reading something, 00:32:03.380 --> 00:32:05.759 seeing something years ago that this is a dream 00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:09.299 or something like that because that geezer, whatever 00:32:09.299 --> 00:32:11.380 his name is, at the beginning when they're sat 00:32:11.380 --> 00:32:15.019 around the table, he gets his arm cut off. Doesn't 00:32:15.019 --> 00:32:18.259 he? Yeah. That geezer cuts his... The dad or 00:32:18.259 --> 00:32:21.480 whatever cuts his whole arm off. But now he's 00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:24.460 got his arm back. So how's he got his arm back? 00:32:25.019 --> 00:32:27.079 That's what I want to know. Something's not adding 00:32:27.079 --> 00:32:29.920 up here. You'll have to see, won't you? But at 00:32:29.920 --> 00:32:32.299 the same time, my hand got lobbed off and then 00:32:32.299 --> 00:32:34.200 it just got sewn back on and it magically works. 00:32:34.420 --> 00:32:37.259 And I keep pouring fucking... I remember that. 00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:39.119 Keep pouring Fanta over it and I'm all right. 00:32:39.240 --> 00:32:40.539 I don't really understand how that works. That 00:32:40.539 --> 00:32:42.160 happens right at the beginning and you're just 00:32:42.160 --> 00:32:44.259 like, eh? Have I not got an arm for the game? 00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:45.819 And then he's like, I'll just pour this on the 00:32:45.819 --> 00:32:47.700 stump. Yeah, on the stump. And then I wake up 00:32:47.700 --> 00:32:50.279 and then it's sewn on and then I've got a watch. 00:32:50.539 --> 00:32:53.200 I've got a Fitbit on. How the fuck did that work? 00:32:53.789 --> 00:32:56.150 but it's a game we carry on so yeah there's that 00:32:56.150 --> 00:32:59.470 i remember i don't know why just that one of 00:32:59.470 --> 00:33:01.089 the endings or something there's something you 00:33:01.089 --> 00:33:04.089 you obviously know but there's something in my 00:33:04.089 --> 00:33:07.029 head that tells me he's telling me this is some 00:33:07.029 --> 00:33:09.490 kind of dream sequence or some shit or there's 00:33:09.490 --> 00:33:12.730 something wrong with me where it ain't how it's 00:33:12.730 --> 00:33:16.140 all being perceived to be there's some something 00:33:16.140 --> 00:33:18.960 going on um and i will get to the bottom of it 00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:20.680 you still got some cool stuff coming up yeah 00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:24.019 i remember like i remember a bit it's not particularly 00:33:24.019 --> 00:33:26.519 scary it's just really cool yeah i'm looking 00:33:26.519 --> 00:33:28.740 forward to i know i know sort of like towards 00:33:28.740 --> 00:33:30.880 the end you're you're in a you're in like a canoe 00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:34.299 yeah and you're a big boat yeah i remember seeing 00:33:34.299 --> 00:33:39.839 bits like that um with mia uh But yeah, it's 00:33:39.839 --> 00:33:42.819 very sporadic of what I can and can't remember. 00:33:42.980 --> 00:33:46.140 But I'm enjoying it, but forgive me, I may have 00:33:46.140 --> 00:33:48.119 gone a little bit heavy going, I'll have it done 00:33:48.119 --> 00:33:50.700 in a week. I won't. I won't. I don't like this. 00:33:50.799 --> 00:33:52.400 I don't like the game. I'm starting to enjoy 00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:57.759 it. I am starting to sort of get there. But I 00:33:57.759 --> 00:33:59.660 won't play it in the night time, and I won't 00:33:59.660 --> 00:34:02.140 play it on my own. Well, that's all right, because 00:34:02.140 --> 00:34:04.380 the clocks go forward this weekend, so then you're 00:34:04.380 --> 00:34:07.319 going to have more daytime to play. So I can't 00:34:07.319 --> 00:34:11.380 do it. But that's that. Look, we'll leave it 00:34:11.380 --> 00:34:14.219 there. I apologise for it being a shorter episode. 00:34:14.440 --> 00:34:16.460 Well, we apologise. I know we didn't do one last 00:34:16.460 --> 00:34:19.159 week, but we are fucking knackered. Yeah, it's 00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:20.900 going to get better. Although, having said that, 00:34:20.940 --> 00:34:22.539 we're going to have to work out a way of doing 00:34:22.539 --> 00:34:24.320 it because I think time's going to change. Yeah, 00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:27.619 I didn't even think of that. yeah I didn't it's 00:34:27.619 --> 00:34:28.900 going to be a bit of a weird one this might be 00:34:28.900 --> 00:34:31.940 the end yeah it's been fun there might be no 00:34:31.940 --> 00:34:35.219 podcast soon we fucked ourselves by career progression 00:34:35.219 --> 00:34:38.000 yeah so well they ain't paying us enough if you'd 00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:39.320 paid us enough we wouldn't be doing what we're 00:34:39.320 --> 00:34:41.280 doing now that's true we have to go and do that 00:34:41.280 --> 00:34:43.880 bit now but we do have we actually do have a 00:34:43.880 --> 00:34:45.519 good subject to talk about on Patreon for once 00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:48.920 so that's cool do we yeah man well we're going 00:34:48.920 --> 00:34:50.460 to do that patreon .com forward slash what's 00:34:50.460 --> 00:34:51.079 the buttons see you later