WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.679 We're back. Cracking on. Friday the 9th, January. 00:00:06.879 --> 00:00:09.220 Prince Among Men's back. I'm back. I'm back. 00:00:09.240 --> 00:00:11.939 Sorry for my absence. I have good reason. I had 00:00:11.939 --> 00:00:15.640 some sad news in the family. One of my family 00:00:15.640 --> 00:00:17.780 members, immediate family members, passed away. 00:00:17.980 --> 00:00:20.480 So please forgive me for not being here. But 00:00:20.480 --> 00:00:23.519 we're back and we're ready to go. 2026, the big 00:00:23.519 --> 00:00:30.690 push to gain one more Patreon member. 2026. Mad, 00:00:30.690 --> 00:00:35.530 isn't it? That's not nice. Yeah, one more Patreon 00:00:35.530 --> 00:00:36.929 member, which is going to be even more tough 00:00:36.929 --> 00:00:41.549 because I know how we should get the podcast 00:00:41.549 --> 00:00:43.530 out there more and have more of a media presence 00:00:43.530 --> 00:00:45.609 and stuff like that. I've stripped myself away 00:00:45.609 --> 00:00:51.990 from all social media. Yes, sir. So we no longer 00:00:51.990 --> 00:00:56.530 have a presence other than this podcast. No social 00:00:56.530 --> 00:00:59.710 media is good for your health, though. I was 00:00:59.710 --> 00:01:02.670 talking to Steph about it because it was Steph 00:01:02.670 --> 00:01:06.810 that started the conversation and I'd never really 00:01:06.810 --> 00:01:10.750 looked at my screen time until we had the conversation. 00:01:10.790 --> 00:01:14.329 Oh, bad. But I'm talking like two, three, sometimes 00:01:14.329 --> 00:01:17.549 four hours a day just on Instagram, just scrolling 00:01:17.549 --> 00:01:20.950 through reels. It's like, fuck me. So now I've 00:01:20.950 --> 00:01:23.209 replaced it with Fallout Shelter. Fair enough. 00:01:24.530 --> 00:01:29.200 Fallout Shelter, reading books, Big into watching 00:01:29.200 --> 00:01:31.359 YouTube at the moment. Love YouTube. I've become 00:01:31.359 --> 00:01:36.780 an iPad kid. But watching, no surprise, World 00:01:36.780 --> 00:01:40.879 of Warcraft. But watching the hardcore servers. 00:01:41.140 --> 00:01:45.340 And they're just fucking brilliant, man. It's 00:01:45.340 --> 00:01:47.939 basically like, wow, but if you die, you're dead. 00:01:48.079 --> 00:01:50.599 That's it. And some of the content and stuff 00:01:50.599 --> 00:01:52.640 that people do is just... But also some of the 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:57.719 trolling and griefing. I'm talking 40 -man raids 00:01:57.719 --> 00:01:59.920 where one person gets pissed off, so they pull 00:01:59.920 --> 00:02:02.739 an entire room and wipe everyone. And that's 00:02:02.739 --> 00:02:08.099 like... Put it in perspective, right now, currently, 00:02:08.259 --> 00:02:13.759 if you were to play Legion Remix... With all 00:02:13.759 --> 00:02:18.099 of the XP buffs, you can get from 1 to 80 in 00:02:18.099 --> 00:02:23.379 about an hour, two hours. Whereas to go from 00:02:23.379 --> 00:02:29.780 1 to 60 in the Burning Crusade or on the hardcore 00:02:29.780 --> 00:02:34.800 servers, you're talking easily a week. like a 00:02:34.800 --> 00:02:37.699 genuine seven days worth of gameplay to to get 00:02:37.699 --> 00:02:40.719 yourself there or like you can do it a bit quicker 00:02:40.719 --> 00:02:43.460 but i think it's around like four to five whole 00:02:43.460 --> 00:02:47.199 days of gameplay to get yourself to to max level 00:02:47.199 --> 00:02:51.599 so to then just lose it like it's nothing that's 00:02:51.599 --> 00:02:53.479 why that stuff's good to watch because it's high 00:02:53.479 --> 00:02:56.860 stakes yeah very high stakes it's just mad to 00:02:56.860 --> 00:02:59.099 see it from that perspective because like like 00:02:59.099 --> 00:03:01.379 i i remember that sort of shit when it was current 00:03:02.120 --> 00:03:06.759 and not hardcore so i like i know like oh that 00:03:06.759 --> 00:03:09.939 quest is really tough and fucking that like um 00:03:09.939 --> 00:03:13.180 that mob's really difficult other people go to 00:03:13.180 --> 00:03:16.719 one extreme where they do a hardcore ultra which 00:03:16.719 --> 00:03:20.699 is when they remove all health bars um the only 00:03:20.699 --> 00:03:22.860 thing you can see is how much damage you're doing 00:03:22.860 --> 00:03:25.580 to a target but you can't see its level you can't 00:03:25.580 --> 00:03:27.879 see its health you can't see your health the 00:03:27.879 --> 00:03:30.610 only thing that you've got that denotes if you're 00:03:30.610 --> 00:03:33.870 near to death is the screen starts to go black 00:03:33.870 --> 00:03:36.750 and starts to close in so if you're if you're 00:03:36.750 --> 00:03:39.849 like right on the precipice of dying there's 00:03:39.849 --> 00:03:42.830 like a peephole for fucking your character and 00:03:42.830 --> 00:03:44.590 then if you heal up then you get to see the full 00:03:44.590 --> 00:03:46.069 screen again that's the only thing that you've 00:03:46.069 --> 00:03:48.629 got to know how much health you've got and people 00:03:48.629 --> 00:03:50.719 are playing like that I love the fact that we've 00:03:50.719 --> 00:03:52.520 started a new year. We haven't done podcasts 00:03:52.520 --> 00:03:53.979 for a month and the first thing we talk about 00:03:53.979 --> 00:03:55.620 is World of Warcraft. It's worth it. All day. 00:03:55.819 --> 00:03:58.139 All day. Nothing to change. Pre -patch comes 00:03:58.139 --> 00:04:01.300 out in next week. That's when all the class changes 00:04:01.300 --> 00:04:04.080 happen. That's when the new class spec comes 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:08.979 out. Demon Hunter Devourer. And then midnight 00:04:08.979 --> 00:04:13.060 in March. I think it's March. I keep seeing the 00:04:13.060 --> 00:04:15.039 advert for it. The advert's cool. Yeah, I've 00:04:15.039 --> 00:04:17.560 got it on pre -order. I'm ready to fucking rock 00:04:17.560 --> 00:04:20.100 and roll. I can't wait. It's going to be sick. 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:25.899 Well, I've been playing many games. I've... God, 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:29.519 dare I even begin to talk about how many games 00:04:29.519 --> 00:04:35.579 I now own. Because I went a bit buck wild, did 00:04:35.579 --> 00:04:39.060 I? Let me just reel off some games that I've 00:04:39.060 --> 00:04:42.920 bought since I lost. Risk of Rain 2, Tiny Rogues, 00:04:42.920 --> 00:04:45.779 Nuclear Throne, Brotato, Dead Cells, He Is Coming, 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:48.360 Nudes Are Coming, Crab Champions, Cult of the 00:04:48.360 --> 00:04:54.399 Lamb, Noita, Dun Jungle, Ori and the Blind Forest, 00:04:54.879 --> 00:04:58.120 Absalom, Prince of Persia, The Lost Crown, Nessess, 00:04:58.279 --> 00:05:03.819 Escape the Mad Empire, Monster Train 2, Drover, 00:05:03.939 --> 00:05:09.430 Wizard of Legend, Baldur's Gate 1, Baldur's Gate 00:05:09.430 --> 00:05:11.889 2, Divinity Original Sin 1, Divinity Original 00:05:11.889 --> 00:05:15.470 Sin 2, Domekeeper, Icewind Dale, Mega Man 11, 00:05:15.750 --> 00:05:18.230 Ori and the Blind Forest, or Ori and the Blind 00:05:18.230 --> 00:05:19.910 and the Will -o' -Wisps, I forgot what I said 00:05:19.910 --> 00:05:22.930 before. Planescape, Tormund, Songs of Conquest. 00:05:23.990 --> 00:05:27.709 So I bought some games. I played like three of 00:05:27.709 --> 00:05:28.810 them. I was going to say, have you played any 00:05:28.810 --> 00:05:32.170 of them? Inundated with games. It's Steam, man. 00:05:32.389 --> 00:05:35.149 Steam sales. Steam sales, baby. You know what 00:05:35.149 --> 00:05:37.759 I mean? But yeah, so... I have this little Christmas 00:05:37.759 --> 00:05:40.839 tradition that I do with Gem where I normally 00:05:40.839 --> 00:05:43.180 buy her some vouchers, say like Primark vouchers, 00:05:43.199 --> 00:05:45.839 and I'll buy like 10, 10 pound ones. And then 00:05:45.839 --> 00:05:47.300 I'll just like hide them around the house and 00:05:47.300 --> 00:05:49.160 stuff so she never really knows how much she's 00:05:49.160 --> 00:05:51.920 got. That's cool. And she done that with me this 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:55.439 year. And she got me some fucking... I don't 00:05:55.439 --> 00:05:57.079 know what they're called, like gamer cards or 00:05:57.079 --> 00:06:00.839 something. And she put 15 quid on them and I 00:06:00.839 --> 00:06:03.779 got 60 quids worth. So I got four of them and 00:06:03.779 --> 00:06:05.680 she was like, oh, I'll just give them all to 00:06:05.680 --> 00:06:07.680 you now because, you know, I feel bad for you 00:06:07.680 --> 00:06:09.800 and stuff. Yeah, yeah. So I got them all and 00:06:09.800 --> 00:06:11.180 I was like, great. And it was like, yeah, you 00:06:11.180 --> 00:06:13.399 can use them on PlayStation, Xbox, Steam, blah, 00:06:13.459 --> 00:06:15.300 blah, blah. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, but it's not 00:06:15.300 --> 00:06:18.920 cool at all because you can only use them. So 00:06:18.920 --> 00:06:21.680 they're like actual bank cards. So you have to 00:06:21.680 --> 00:06:24.339 go on to like... steam say for example put your 00:06:24.339 --> 00:06:27.240 name address in all that then put the account 00:06:27.240 --> 00:06:29.100 number of the card and then it gives you a pin 00:06:29.100 --> 00:06:35.480 that you have to put in and you can so the item 00:06:35.480 --> 00:06:38.100 has to be 15 quid otherwise you lose the money 00:06:38.100 --> 00:06:41.579 so you know you can't so i wanted something that's 00:06:41.579 --> 00:06:43.939 20 pounds but i couldn't use two of the cards 00:06:44.649 --> 00:06:46.910 To pay for it. Because it'd be 30 quid and you'd 00:06:46.910 --> 00:06:50.769 lose. No, because I couldn't use two cards. Because 00:06:50.769 --> 00:06:52.930 it's done as if you're paying on a bank card. 00:06:52.970 --> 00:06:55.009 You can't spread the payment over multiple cards. 00:06:55.589 --> 00:06:58.170 Oh, it's an individual card each time. Fucking 00:06:58.170 --> 00:07:01.829 hell. You can't just transfer it onto the Steam 00:07:01.829 --> 00:07:04.350 account. No, that's what I wanted to do, just 00:07:04.350 --> 00:07:05.910 put them on there. But no, you can't do that. 00:07:06.269 --> 00:07:08.209 And I was like, this is just fucking ridiculous. 00:07:08.529 --> 00:07:12.870 So what I ended up having to do, I wanted to 00:07:12.870 --> 00:07:15.769 buy Steam vouchers. but they only go from like 00:07:15.769 --> 00:07:19.230 £10 to £20. So it was like, well, I lose a fiver 00:07:19.230 --> 00:07:23.470 on every single voucher. So I had to use these 00:07:23.470 --> 00:07:27.509 cards, go onto Curry's website, individually 00:07:27.509 --> 00:07:30.310 write all these different bank cards out, buy 00:07:30.310 --> 00:07:37.910 four Curry's cards worth 15 quid each, then wait 00:07:37.910 --> 00:07:41.769 for them to be sent over via email. Then I went 00:07:41.769 --> 00:07:46.100 to Curry's to buy Steam. with my now Curry's 00:07:46.100 --> 00:07:48.579 cards, but they didn't have any in stock. So 00:07:48.579 --> 00:07:51.399 then I had to buy them online, wait for the Steam 00:07:51.399 --> 00:07:55.259 cards to be delivered to Curry's, then go pick 00:07:55.259 --> 00:07:58.279 them up. Just to get the value out of the cards. 00:07:58.279 --> 00:08:01.300 Steam cards this year then? Next Christmas? Yeah, 00:08:01.300 --> 00:08:03.139 that's what I said to her. She's like, I'll never 00:08:03.139 --> 00:08:06.060 buy these ever again. I was like, mate, I can't 00:08:06.060 --> 00:08:08.519 believe the hassle. I've never even heard of 00:08:08.519 --> 00:08:10.480 them. They're not called game cards. They're 00:08:10.480 --> 00:08:12.560 called something like that. Gamer cards, game... 00:08:12.560 --> 00:08:15.899 Some fucking shite, mate. They're really shit. 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:22.300 Honestly, the worst Christmas present ever. I 00:08:22.300 --> 00:08:25.100 love her, and I appreciate it, and I got what 00:08:25.100 --> 00:08:27.199 I wanted in the end. I wanted to use them on 00:08:27.199 --> 00:08:29.339 the day, man, and I was just like, I can't use 00:08:29.339 --> 00:08:32.019 these. Yeah, you can't do it. Fucking shite. 00:08:32.279 --> 00:08:35.710 Oh, you know, I've just realised, Because it's 00:08:35.710 --> 00:08:40.970 been so much time has passed since our last episode. 00:08:41.830 --> 00:08:44.669 With so much that's gone on, one of the great 00:08:44.669 --> 00:08:48.090 things that has happened between our last episode 00:08:48.090 --> 00:08:54.970 to now is your Baldur's Gate collection. Yep. 00:08:55.340 --> 00:08:58.139 I got it. Collector's Edition. I got it. You 00:08:58.139 --> 00:09:00.340 finally got it. I finally got it. I snapped on 00:09:00.340 --> 00:09:02.639 it. Baldur's Gate 3 Collector's Edition. I snapped 00:09:02.639 --> 00:09:04.740 on it. I'm not sure I should say the price on 00:09:04.740 --> 00:09:07.899 it because Gem does listen to these. And she 00:09:07.899 --> 00:09:10.399 doesn't listen to the Patreon because she's typed. 00:09:12.960 --> 00:09:16.159 Well, with reason, considering how much that 00:09:16.159 --> 00:09:19.450 was. I'm trying to find out how much it was. 00:09:19.470 --> 00:09:23.350 I think I can remember somewhat near the ballpark 00:09:23.350 --> 00:09:26.169 of it. She knows that it was expensive. So it 00:09:26.169 --> 00:09:36.009 cost me £579. The worst thing is it's £463 before 00:09:36.009 --> 00:09:38.789 that. Yeah, you got fucked with tax. How much 00:09:38.789 --> 00:09:42.169 was the original when it first came out? I want 00:09:42.169 --> 00:09:45.830 to say it was about 250 quid. So if I've paid 00:09:45.830 --> 00:09:49.350 like 220 quid extra, I'm not overly fussed because 00:09:49.350 --> 00:09:51.629 let's just have a look now because obviously 00:09:51.629 --> 00:09:54.009 I don't look every day anymore. I find it so 00:09:54.009 --> 00:09:56.269 mental that Connor could have got one and then 00:09:56.269 --> 00:09:58.490 was just going to give you the fucking statue 00:09:58.490 --> 00:10:01.149 and was like, nah. Well, look, there you go. 00:10:01.309 --> 00:10:05.450 There's the statue there just for 524 pounds. 00:10:06.139 --> 00:10:10.600 So it's a worth investment. I think so. It's 00:10:10.600 --> 00:10:13.480 something that you've won. Looking around at 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:15.539 the collector's editions that are just in this 00:10:15.539 --> 00:10:18.080 room, I'm not going to sell them unless something 00:10:18.080 --> 00:10:19.639 dire happens. I'm not going to get rid of them. 00:10:19.720 --> 00:10:24.440 So the cost is not a factor. As long as you're 00:10:24.440 --> 00:10:28.679 happy as the individual to pay that for it, then 00:10:28.679 --> 00:10:33.409 it's what it is. Even better if you pay... lot 00:10:33.409 --> 00:10:35.110 of money for something and then it holds its 00:10:35.110 --> 00:10:37.409 value and then increases its value which that 00:10:37.409 --> 00:10:41.909 that addition definitely does oh mate i'm i it 00:10:41.909 --> 00:10:46.070 turned up it actually annoyingly uh i was walking 00:10:46.070 --> 00:10:48.710 a dog and my uncle rang me and i thought oh fuck 00:10:48.710 --> 00:10:51.850 off i thought my nan was gonna be ill i really 00:10:51.850 --> 00:10:54.370 don't need this as well yeah because he don't 00:10:54.370 --> 00:10:56.409 ring me any other time other than tell me nan's 00:10:56.409 --> 00:10:58.909 in hospital and he was like oh have you had a 00:10:58.909 --> 00:11:02.220 parcel delivered to nan's i was like nah And 00:11:02.220 --> 00:11:04.279 he was like, oh, massive boxes just turned up. 00:11:04.360 --> 00:11:06.340 And I was like, what the fuck? And I looked on 00:11:06.340 --> 00:11:08.320 eBay and it said it had been delivered. And it 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:10.700 just randomly delivered it to my nan's house. 00:11:10.840 --> 00:11:14.720 I was like, what? Why has that happened? Well, 00:11:14.759 --> 00:11:16.519 I don't know how that happened anyway. But I 00:11:16.519 --> 00:11:18.659 was ill at the time. And I didn't want to make 00:11:18.659 --> 00:11:20.440 my nan ill. So I had to wait another fucking 00:11:20.440 --> 00:11:22.379 week before I even went around to bother picking 00:11:22.379 --> 00:11:25.059 it up. But when I did pick it up, I brought it 00:11:25.059 --> 00:11:27.399 home. And I put it on a table. And Gem was like, 00:11:27.460 --> 00:11:29.240 what the fuck is that? And I was like, look, 00:11:30.000 --> 00:11:33.179 you know I wanted it. i've got it all right let's 00:11:33.179 --> 00:11:36.759 let's not beat around the bush so i got it out 00:11:36.759 --> 00:11:39.240 the box and and i showed her everything in there 00:11:39.240 --> 00:11:41.120 i was getting it all out and checking that everything 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:44.220 was in there and sealed and stuff like that and 00:11:44.220 --> 00:11:47.440 um and she said to be honest with you i don't 00:11:47.440 --> 00:11:49.340 care how much it was she said it could have been 00:11:49.340 --> 00:11:52.360 10 grand to see that look on your face to see 00:11:52.360 --> 00:11:54.960 you that happy i don't care what price it was 00:11:54.960 --> 00:11:58.370 and i was like all right sweet it was 10 she 00:11:58.370 --> 00:12:01.710 was like get out yeah we're now in serious debt 00:12:01.710 --> 00:12:06.590 yeah I've lost the ass yeah I've done equity 00:12:06.590 --> 00:12:10.590 release and this is this is it no she was chuffed 00:12:10.590 --> 00:12:12.809 I'm chuffed so it was everything it's the full 00:12:12.809 --> 00:12:16.289 full box it's only it's only been opened once 00:12:16.289 --> 00:12:18.009 and that was to sell it because they wanted to 00:12:18.009 --> 00:12:20.129 check that everything was in there it even came 00:12:20.129 --> 00:12:23.070 in the box that they sent it to him in yeah yeah 00:12:23.070 --> 00:12:25.289 so it comes it came in a box that they sent it 00:12:25.289 --> 00:12:28.159 to him in and then obviously in the box so you 00:12:28.159 --> 00:12:31.639 take the bowlers gate the big sleeve off it and 00:12:31.639 --> 00:12:34.220 then the fucking packaging is unbelievable yeah 00:12:34.220 --> 00:12:36.639 and then yeah there's statues in there it's got 00:12:36.639 --> 00:12:39.480 the dice the big massive d20 it's mad to think 00:12:39.480 --> 00:12:42.559 that a geezer's bought that obviously for the 00:12:42.559 --> 00:12:45.779 pure purpose of i'm gonna sell this in however 00:12:45.779 --> 00:12:49.039 long and then yeah sat on it and held it and 00:12:49.039 --> 00:12:52.779 got a shit price for it really yeah 200 quid 00:12:52.779 --> 00:12:55.639 for it it's like i'd rather keep it yeah yeah 00:12:55.639 --> 00:12:57.460 unless you're desperate for the cash because 00:12:57.460 --> 00:12:58.940 when did when the boulders get free come out 00:12:58.940 --> 00:13:03.039 it was like two years ago not worth it in my 00:13:03.039 --> 00:13:05.139 head no like saying this you're desperate for 00:13:05.139 --> 00:13:07.000 the money but yeah i'm buzzing like say that 00:13:07.000 --> 00:13:10.279 when i get the house and i get the um the cabinets 00:13:10.279 --> 00:13:12.340 and stuff all that stuff will go out but at the 00:13:12.340 --> 00:13:14.340 moment it's just pride of place on top of the 00:13:14.340 --> 00:13:17.519 thing and i look at it every day i'm so happy 00:13:17.519 --> 00:13:20.090 with it Just safe and knowing that it's mine. 00:13:20.570 --> 00:13:22.570 I don't need to look. Every day I get little 00:13:22.570 --> 00:13:24.549 things. Oh, are you still looking for boulders? 00:13:24.769 --> 00:13:27.490 No, I'm not. No, no, I've done it. But I'll look 00:13:27.490 --> 00:13:30.409 at their prices because it makes me laugh. Laughing 00:13:30.409 --> 00:13:33.269 rich man. Yeah, there you go. Fucking look at 00:13:33.269 --> 00:13:35.970 you, idiots. But yeah, it's nice. It's something 00:13:35.970 --> 00:13:38.070 that I've hunted for, for God knows how long. 00:13:38.129 --> 00:13:40.149 And I nearly had it, didn't I? At 500 quid and 00:13:40.149 --> 00:13:42.970 the geezer cancelled it. So to pay 70 quid more, 00:13:43.029 --> 00:13:46.309 I was just like, it's new in the box. I don't 00:13:46.309 --> 00:13:48.820 think that other one that... I don't think it 00:13:48.820 --> 00:13:51.779 was, no. I think it was missing one or two bits. 00:13:51.960 --> 00:13:54.840 So I'm just happy that it's there now and safe 00:13:54.840 --> 00:13:58.539 in the knowledge that it belongs to me. That's 00:13:58.539 --> 00:14:00.480 the thrill of the hunt, man. It is the thrill 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:02.080 of the hunt. The hunt's over. I need to turn 00:14:02.080 --> 00:14:03.480 my attention to something else now. Yeah, it's 00:14:03.480 --> 00:14:05.679 terrible. It's fucking awful. That's what I was 00:14:05.679 --> 00:14:10.139 like with Funko Pops, with the lore books for 00:14:10.139 --> 00:14:14.320 WoW, fucking Pokemon cards, just the constant 00:14:14.320 --> 00:14:18.399 fucking hunt. And then you just stop. One day 00:14:18.399 --> 00:14:21.620 you just go, no, I'm done. I've done everything 00:14:21.620 --> 00:14:24.379 I want to do. I'm done. The tism has left. Yeah. 00:14:26.759 --> 00:14:29.600 Well, I've put an ungodly amount of hours into 00:14:29.600 --> 00:14:35.399 Divinity Original Sin 2, which is Larian's game 00:14:35.399 --> 00:14:38.759 before Baldur's Gate 3, which I told Connor, 00:14:38.879 --> 00:14:41.980 ironically, not long ago that I wanted to play 00:14:41.980 --> 00:14:45.960 it. So I played it on PS5, but I've had the disc 00:14:45.960 --> 00:14:50.120 for years. And I put it in and it was like 30 00:14:50.120 --> 00:14:52.559 FPS and I was just like, I can't play this. It's 00:14:52.559 --> 00:14:55.860 disgusting. So I wanted to buy it on Steam because 00:14:55.860 --> 00:14:59.419 I know it plays at 60 FPS on Steam. So that was 00:14:59.419 --> 00:15:00.639 what I was going to do, but I was waiting for 00:15:00.639 --> 00:15:03.940 a sale of that because it was 30 quid and I've 00:15:03.940 --> 00:15:06.059 already got the PlayStation version. And then, 00:15:06.059 --> 00:15:09.019 was it the Game Awards? They announced Divinity. 00:15:09.340 --> 00:15:15.870 Yeah. And then... Then they released a PS5 version 00:15:15.870 --> 00:15:18.269 of Divinity Original Sin 2. So I just put my 00:15:18.269 --> 00:15:20.330 disc back in and now it's fully upscaled and 00:15:20.330 --> 00:15:22.429 stuff like that. Decent. And I'd played through 00:15:22.429 --> 00:15:27.370 Act 1 of Divinity Original Sin 2 before. And 00:15:27.370 --> 00:15:29.330 I don't know how I got through the first act, 00:15:29.389 --> 00:15:33.110 to be honest with you. But now I know how them 00:15:33.110 --> 00:15:35.549 games play after playing Baldur's Gate. I get 00:15:35.549 --> 00:15:38.259 it. now it's like a whole different experience 00:15:38.259 --> 00:15:41.039 because i remember me and clarky buying it and 00:15:41.039 --> 00:15:43.299 he that is not his sort of game mate trust me 00:15:43.299 --> 00:15:47.179 um and i loved it but i was shitty i just couldn't 00:15:47.179 --> 00:15:48.960 get my head around how to play games like this 00:15:48.960 --> 00:15:50.840 because i've never played like an isometric fucking 00:15:50.840 --> 00:15:55.259 crpg blah blah but now oh mate i'm having like 00:15:55.259 --> 00:15:58.740 a it's like fucking it's like rain all over again 00:15:58.740 --> 00:16:01.620 i've got a brand new character he's a necromancer 00:16:01.620 --> 00:16:05.559 he's an elf i sick he eats flesh It's madness. 00:16:05.740 --> 00:16:08.200 But he's a good guy. Get that out, you fucking... 00:16:08.200 --> 00:16:10.159 How do you feel about that? He's getting naughty 00:16:10.159 --> 00:16:13.080 now, though. He's getting corrupted, like most 00:16:13.080 --> 00:16:15.940 of my characters do. All of my characters do, 00:16:16.059 --> 00:16:22.159 thinking about it. His name's Vianax. Vianax. 00:16:22.440 --> 00:16:26.820 Vianax. He sounds... Vianax. V -I -A -N -A -X. 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:31.019 Vianax. He sounds like he'd be a cunt. I'll give 00:16:31.019 --> 00:16:33.259 you a brief rundown of the story. So I don't 00:16:33.259 --> 00:16:35.799 know what happens in Divinity 1 because I jumped 00:16:35.799 --> 00:16:40.240 straight to 2. But I will play Divinity 1 because 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:41.740 I don't think... I don't know if it's on the 00:16:41.740 --> 00:16:43.340 PlayStation, but I've got it on Steam now, so 00:16:43.340 --> 00:16:47.879 I'll play that next. But... So basically there's 00:16:47.879 --> 00:16:51.340 people in the world called sorcerers, finally. 00:16:51.960 --> 00:16:55.000 So they do exactly what they say on the tin, 00:16:55.019 --> 00:16:57.299 they're sorcerers. Sorcerer things. But the magic 00:16:57.299 --> 00:17:00.899 pull that they pull from is... source so that 00:17:00.899 --> 00:17:03.759 it's called the source essentially and you start 00:17:03.759 --> 00:17:05.839 the game and you're shipped off to this place 00:17:05.839 --> 00:17:09.200 called fort joy and you've all got these like 00:17:09.200 --> 00:17:13.400 collars on which prevent you from using source 00:17:13.400 --> 00:17:16.759 magic and powers and stuff like that so the first 00:17:16.759 --> 00:17:20.619 act is essentially breaking out of this this 00:17:20.619 --> 00:17:26.130 fort island prison thing um to you know escape 00:17:26.130 --> 00:17:29.569 basically but the sheer amount of ways that you 00:17:29.569 --> 00:17:32.730 can do it is just mind -boggling and it's like 00:17:32.730 --> 00:17:35.809 it's so it's basically as good as boulders gate 00:17:35.809 --> 00:17:39.670 like and then that's like a common theme people 00:17:39.670 --> 00:17:41.329 say some people say it's better than boulders 00:17:41.329 --> 00:17:43.910 gate free but it's better it's the same as boulders 00:17:43.910 --> 00:17:47.890 gate but with less uh with less budget basically 00:17:47.890 --> 00:17:49.869 so it hasn't got like when you talk to someone 00:17:49.869 --> 00:17:51.650 it's not like an individual cut scene all the 00:17:51.650 --> 00:17:54.509 time still got a narrator the way boulders gate 00:17:54.509 --> 00:17:58.730 free as um still everything's still voiced and 00:17:58.730 --> 00:18:02.150 stuff like that but yeah like the sheer amount 00:18:02.150 --> 00:18:05.130 of stuff you can put in and it's like the same 00:18:05.130 --> 00:18:09.569 level of um content it's just crazy it's so good 00:18:09.569 --> 00:18:11.529 but i wanted to play them because especially 00:18:11.529 --> 00:18:13.109 if divinity is going to come out and they say 00:18:13.109 --> 00:18:15.420 it's going to be bigger A lot bigger than Baldur's 00:18:15.420 --> 00:18:17.500 Gate and more in depth. So I think that's going 00:18:17.500 --> 00:18:20.380 to be a madness. It'll be huge. Yeah, so I wanted 00:18:20.380 --> 00:18:22.440 to actually understand the story of Divinity. 00:18:23.700 --> 00:18:26.420 So yeah, it's fantastic, mate. It's really fucking 00:18:26.420 --> 00:18:28.759 good. And I cannot get enough of it. And I can't 00:18:28.759 --> 00:18:30.200 wait to play it tonight till like one o 'clock 00:18:30.200 --> 00:18:31.859 in the morning. Have I spoken to you since I 00:18:31.859 --> 00:18:34.599 finished Outer Worlds 2? Yes, I think you did. 00:18:34.619 --> 00:18:36.259 You definitely told me you finished it. I don't 00:18:36.259 --> 00:18:38.160 know if you told me on the pod or not. Because 00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:39.660 you were rushing through it. You were trying 00:18:39.660 --> 00:18:43.119 to get to the end for some reason. Was I rushing 00:18:43.119 --> 00:18:44.930 it? Well, you were just saying you were just 00:18:44.930 --> 00:18:46.650 putting so many hours in, it just doesn't seem 00:18:46.650 --> 00:18:48.730 to end. I think I finished it, I think it was 00:18:48.730 --> 00:18:52.190 like 63 hours. 63? I thought it was like 30 or 00:18:52.190 --> 00:18:56.309 something. Nah. Rascal. Nah, I put some time 00:18:56.309 --> 00:18:59.890 into it. I did everything. I did, I did. The 00:18:59.890 --> 00:19:02.650 only, the only missions that I had outstanding 00:19:02.650 --> 00:19:05.269 was two and they were collectible and even then 00:19:05.269 --> 00:19:07.009 I'd done two thirds of them but I just googled 00:19:07.009 --> 00:19:08.369 what the rewards were and they were absolute 00:19:08.369 --> 00:19:10.289 shit. I thought, alright, well I'm not interested. 00:19:10.450 --> 00:19:11.910 I'm not going back to get that. Fair enough on 00:19:11.910 --> 00:19:15.309 that, yeah. But yeah, I did. I did every fucking 00:19:15.309 --> 00:19:18.910 quest, every dialogue. I killed everything. Every 00:19:18.910 --> 00:19:21.890 door that could be opened, I opened it. I was 00:19:21.890 --> 00:19:24.069 in love with that game. That was great. And I 00:19:24.069 --> 00:19:26.730 died at the end. Brilliant. That's the ending 00:19:26.730 --> 00:19:31.829 that I got. I love that. I sent myself into this 00:19:31.829 --> 00:19:37.660 black hole pretty much, into this rift. stopped 00:19:37.660 --> 00:19:39.980 all the other little riffs opening up and fucking 00:19:39.980 --> 00:19:44.980 up the universe. So I martyred myself, more or 00:19:44.980 --> 00:19:48.319 less. I just didn't have... Because obviously 00:19:48.319 --> 00:19:50.759 I put everything into engineering, lockpicking 00:19:50.759 --> 00:19:58.619 and guns. Guns. Guns. So when it comes to dialogue, 00:19:58.740 --> 00:20:01.839 I wasn't too great on it. And obviously when 00:20:01.839 --> 00:20:06.400 you're at the end, you've got the main... protagonist 00:20:06.400 --> 00:20:10.859 is there and I'm sure you can talk him off of 00:20:10.859 --> 00:20:15.400 a ledge or get him to send himself into this 00:20:15.400 --> 00:20:18.119 rift which I just didn't have the means to do 00:20:18.119 --> 00:20:20.700 it and I tried I save scummed it and tried every 00:20:20.700 --> 00:20:22.579 possible way to see if I could have a different 00:20:22.579 --> 00:20:25.980 outcome and I just couldn't so I just blew his 00:20:25.980 --> 00:20:27.920 fucking head off when the dialogue it's a long 00:20:27.920 --> 00:20:31.319 old dialogue and once I'd realised I couldn't 00:20:31.319 --> 00:20:35.829 achieve any other way than the way of me putting 00:20:35.829 --> 00:20:38.730 myself into the rift. I was like, all right, 00:20:38.730 --> 00:20:41.130 fuck it. So just fucking skipped through the 00:20:41.130 --> 00:20:44.609 dialogue for like the fifth time. And then, yeah, 00:20:44.650 --> 00:20:47.730 I had this gun. Can't remember what it was called, 00:20:47.829 --> 00:20:52.990 but basically it shot a mini black hole and just 00:20:52.990 --> 00:20:57.710 one shot everything in its path. It was a mad, 00:20:57.730 --> 00:21:00.700 mad gun. I got it sort of like... two thirds 00:21:00.700 --> 00:21:02.259 of the way through the game. And when I got it, 00:21:02.319 --> 00:21:04.319 I was like, well, the game's over then. You don't 00:21:04.319 --> 00:21:06.279 give someone a gun. It's the mimic tier. It's 00:21:06.279 --> 00:21:08.039 gun form. Yeah, you don't give someone a gun 00:21:08.039 --> 00:21:10.380 this mad and then not have it be right near the 00:21:10.380 --> 00:21:14.380 end. And it weren't. So yeah, when the dialogue 00:21:14.380 --> 00:21:16.319 was done, he fucking jumps back and then pulls 00:21:16.319 --> 00:21:20.480 out his gun. Just sent him into a million different 00:21:20.480 --> 00:21:24.380 pieces and everyone around him. And then, yeah, 00:21:24.460 --> 00:21:27.000 had this lovely chat with this, I can't remember 00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:29.980 her fucking name. When the game first starts, 00:21:30.220 --> 00:21:34.279 you're a captain of a ship and this woman's with 00:21:34.279 --> 00:21:35.900 you and she's part of your crew and then she 00:21:35.900 --> 00:21:37.779 double crosses you and she's actually the reason 00:21:37.779 --> 00:21:40.779 why these rifts are fucking happening. So you 00:21:40.779 --> 00:21:42.740 spend a lot of the game hunting her down because 00:21:42.740 --> 00:21:45.400 you're like, I'm going to fucking kill you. That's 00:21:45.400 --> 00:21:48.359 my only purpose. You fucked up my crew. I'm going 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:51.180 to kill you. And then when you do find her, you 00:21:51.180 --> 00:21:53.970 have the option of... you can let her go and 00:21:53.970 --> 00:21:56.329 blah, blah, blah. And I let her go because I 00:21:56.329 --> 00:21:57.990 was like, I'm always interested. I never want 00:21:57.990 --> 00:22:02.049 to, if I come to a junction at a storyline and 00:22:02.049 --> 00:22:05.549 it's like, if you let them continue, there's 00:22:05.549 --> 00:22:07.529 all this unknown or you can just kill them and 00:22:07.529 --> 00:22:10.450 end it here. And I always go for the option of, 00:22:10.490 --> 00:22:12.210 I want to let you crack on and see what happens. 00:22:12.390 --> 00:22:14.650 And that's exactly what I did. And a couple of 00:22:14.650 --> 00:22:16.630 my crew didn't like it. There's this one geezer, 00:22:16.630 --> 00:22:19.450 again, forgot his name. I apologize. But he's 00:22:19.450 --> 00:22:24.230 a wetty, man. Proper fucking, proper wetty, like, 00:22:24.329 --> 00:22:26.869 abiding by the rules and all that shit, but like, 00:22:26.970 --> 00:22:30.490 he abides by them, which is fine, but not in 00:22:30.490 --> 00:22:34.390 like a, a justica sort of way. He's not, I had 00:22:34.390 --> 00:22:36.869 a geezer with me that was basically like a paladin 00:22:36.869 --> 00:22:39.910 and he was straight up, much like your guy on, 00:22:39.990 --> 00:22:43.990 fucking, what was that game that you were just 00:22:43.990 --> 00:22:46.769 playing that took a hundred and something hours? 00:22:47.130 --> 00:22:49.089 Rogue Trader. Rogue Trader. You know how you 00:22:49.089 --> 00:22:50.470 had that? What are you talking about, Corvus 00:22:50.470 --> 00:22:53.400 Crowe? A .K .A. Crow Crow. Because Corvus means 00:22:53.400 --> 00:22:57.259 crow in Latin. Was Corvus Crow the... No, Corvus 00:22:57.259 --> 00:22:59.700 Crow was who you were, wasn't it? Yeah. No, I'm 00:22:59.700 --> 00:23:01.079 talking about the geyser that you had with you 00:23:01.079 --> 00:23:04.319 that you kept trying to turn. Heinrich. Heinrich. 00:23:04.380 --> 00:23:07.900 I loved him. What was he? He was a... He was 00:23:07.900 --> 00:23:10.380 an inquisitor. An inquisitor. So this geyser 00:23:10.380 --> 00:23:13.359 that I had, not an inquisitor, but basically 00:23:13.359 --> 00:23:16.700 like a paladin. So the order that he was a part 00:23:16.700 --> 00:23:20.609 of, if people were misbehaving... He'd be the 00:23:20.609 --> 00:23:22.630 geezer that'd be sent down and he'd go, you fucking 00:23:22.630 --> 00:23:25.650 stop it, oh, I'm going to kill you. And yeah, 00:23:25.690 --> 00:23:30.130 so I had him and he was who this other geezer 00:23:30.130 --> 00:23:32.710 wanted to be. You know what I mean? He fucking 00:23:32.710 --> 00:23:35.349 abided by the law and everyone abided by him. 00:23:36.150 --> 00:23:39.490 I did slowly turn him, to be fair. I did get 00:23:39.490 --> 00:23:41.150 him to do a couple of things that he didn't want 00:23:41.150 --> 00:23:45.240 to do, which was nice. but yeah this other geezer 00:23:45.240 --> 00:23:46.799 was just a proper wetty so once his storyline 00:23:46.799 --> 00:23:48.319 was done because they've all got their own individual 00:23:48.319 --> 00:23:50.220 storylines I was like you can fuck off I don't 00:23:50.220 --> 00:23:54.700 like you you can go away but yeah I spent this 00:23:54.700 --> 00:23:58.799 whole like half of the game trying to find this 00:23:58.799 --> 00:24:01.839 woman found her let her go he didn't like it 00:24:01.839 --> 00:24:03.660 so I was like sweet well I'm done with you anyway 00:24:03.660 --> 00:24:05.819 he was like I can't believe you've done this 00:24:05.819 --> 00:24:09.819 blah blah blah Miles was his name wet name no 00:24:09.819 --> 00:24:11.980 offence Miles from Wow, I know that you listen 00:24:11.980 --> 00:24:16.000 to this sometimes. I love you. But yeah, it was 00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:17.779 just a great game. I really, really enjoyed it. 00:24:17.819 --> 00:24:20.279 It sucked me in badly. I know you were looking 00:24:20.279 --> 00:24:22.140 forward to that, so I'm glad you enjoyed it. 00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:25.140 It held me badly. And all the perks are really, 00:24:25.240 --> 00:24:26.839 really cool. I can't remember all of them, but 00:24:26.839 --> 00:24:28.819 there's some really, really niche ones, like 00:24:28.819 --> 00:24:33.160 the currency isn't caps. I can't credits. There 00:24:33.160 --> 00:24:36.880 was one that popped up, sort of like... two -thirds 00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:38.480 of the way through the game and basically said, 00:24:38.539 --> 00:24:41.559 like, you're really shit with saving money. So 00:24:41.559 --> 00:24:46.339 it was like, basically the perk was any credits 00:24:46.339 --> 00:24:49.299 that you got, you kept 10 % of them and then 00:24:49.299 --> 00:24:52.220 the other 90 % went into a savings account. And 00:24:52.220 --> 00:24:54.019 then once the savings account reached a certain 00:24:54.019 --> 00:24:56.079 amount, you'd get the money back plus interest. 00:24:56.859 --> 00:24:59.099 And I was like, I don't want to do that. I want 00:24:59.099 --> 00:25:02.519 the money now. There was a couple where it would 00:25:02.519 --> 00:25:04.099 actually give you a warning. Where it was like, 00:25:04.119 --> 00:25:06.539 if you accept this perk, it has detrimental effects 00:25:06.539 --> 00:25:08.380 to your gameplay. Do not do this if it's your 00:25:08.380 --> 00:25:10.759 first play. Creaky knees and stuff. Well, creaky 00:25:10.759 --> 00:25:13.279 knees I had. I had the old creaky knees. They 00:25:13.279 --> 00:25:18.079 were a good crack. Until I realised... I wasn't 00:25:18.079 --> 00:25:21.440 even trying to do that. Until I realised I wasn't 00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:25.400 even... I didn't even spec into stealth. But 00:25:25.400 --> 00:25:27.920 it was probably the first game that I played... 00:25:28.200 --> 00:25:30.500 where I did play it extremely stealthy. So what 00:25:30.500 --> 00:25:34.039 was the positive of creaky knees? It made you 00:25:34.039 --> 00:25:36.640 walk 50 % faster when you were crouched, which 00:25:36.640 --> 00:25:41.460 was good. Very, very early on, I got the pickpocket 00:25:41.460 --> 00:25:44.759 skill, which was just incredible because any 00:25:44.759 --> 00:25:47.200 person where I knew I needed to get something 00:25:47.200 --> 00:25:49.680 off of them, I just cut out all the fucking aggro 00:25:49.680 --> 00:25:52.660 and just stole it off of them. Did you hear the 00:25:52.660 --> 00:25:55.440 cracking every time? Every time. I couldn't do 00:25:55.440 --> 00:25:58.759 that because I can click all my own bones, but 00:25:58.759 --> 00:26:00.599 anyone else's... Every time you crouch or stand 00:26:00.599 --> 00:26:03.460 up... But then there was also a mechanic where 00:26:03.460 --> 00:26:08.119 you could run and slide, but you could do it 00:26:08.119 --> 00:26:09.559 repeatedly. It wouldn't run out, so you could 00:26:09.559 --> 00:26:11.799 run, slide, cancel, run, slide, cancel, like 00:26:11.799 --> 00:26:14.480 playing COD. But it did it every time you slid 00:26:14.480 --> 00:26:16.279 as well, so it was just a constant me always 00:26:16.279 --> 00:26:19.240 running, just running through the fucking game. 00:26:21.049 --> 00:26:23.089 Yeah, really, really good game. Way better than 00:26:23.089 --> 00:26:27.730 Outer Worlds 1. But they're not linked story 00:26:27.730 --> 00:26:29.690 -wise anyway, so you can just jump. Maybe I'll 00:26:29.690 --> 00:26:31.170 play it one day. When I get back on my space 00:26:31.170 --> 00:26:33.329 hype, I'll probably jump on it. Yeah, I recommend 00:26:33.329 --> 00:26:37.289 it. It did a lot. I mean, if you didn't like 00:26:37.289 --> 00:26:39.670 Outer Worlds 1, then there's a high possibility 00:26:39.670 --> 00:26:41.549 that Outer Worlds 2 just isn't for you. Yeah, 00:26:41.549 --> 00:26:43.990 but I think Outer Worlds 1 was just very unpolished. 00:26:44.049 --> 00:26:47.410 It had no light. It felt lifeless, like the NPCs 00:26:47.410 --> 00:26:50.809 kind of just stood around and... I'd like to 00:26:50.809 --> 00:26:53.869 think that they've fleshed it out a bit and it 00:26:53.869 --> 00:26:56.049 runs a bit smoother because Outer Worlds 1 was 00:26:56.049 --> 00:26:59.849 very jank. Yeah, I had no problems with it. I 00:26:59.849 --> 00:27:03.049 really enjoyed it. The zones, all the different 00:27:03.049 --> 00:27:04.950 worlds that you got to go to, there was a lot 00:27:04.950 --> 00:27:06.769 going on. Don't get me wrong, there were some 00:27:06.769 --> 00:27:09.789 areas where it was a bit barren, but some areas 00:27:09.789 --> 00:27:12.349 were barren. That's what they were designed to 00:27:12.349 --> 00:27:16.289 be. But overall, I'd say it was... Don't mind 00:27:16.289 --> 00:27:18.490 barren, mate. I played Starfield. Come on. Yeah, 00:27:18.490 --> 00:27:21.279 that's true. a no man's sky yeah that's true 00:27:21.279 --> 00:27:25.380 yeah adept at that and daisy oh yeah exactly 00:27:25.380 --> 00:27:29.880 so yeah it's good game i just when i stopped 00:27:29.880 --> 00:27:33.019 when i finished that i didn't have the same feeling 00:27:33.019 --> 00:27:34.900 as i did when i finished dying like the beast 00:27:34.900 --> 00:27:36.880 where i was like thank god that was done i forgot 00:27:36.880 --> 00:27:39.940 i even owned that shit man yeah yeah yeah play 00:27:39.940 --> 00:27:42.480 that when i get back on my zombie hype yep Which 00:27:42.480 --> 00:27:44.000 is a good game in itself. I said this in the 00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:46.339 last podcast. That's the one you rushed through, 00:27:46.400 --> 00:27:48.299 wasn't it? That's the one that I blitzed through. 00:27:48.440 --> 00:27:51.420 But just because I liked it, but at the same 00:27:51.420 --> 00:27:53.579 time, I was like, I'm scared. Get me out of here. 00:27:53.660 --> 00:27:55.680 It's annoying because I only bought that for 00:27:55.680 --> 00:27:58.160 FOMO because I weren't even interested. I knew 00:27:58.160 --> 00:28:00.200 I'd play it because I loved the first one or 00:28:00.200 --> 00:28:05.099 the second one. But yeah, I didn't want to play 00:28:05.099 --> 00:28:06.960 it at that time. I was too busy playing whatever 00:28:06.960 --> 00:28:10.059 I was playing then. It's good. You won't be disappointed 00:28:10.059 --> 00:28:12.460 by it, especially when you first delve into the 00:28:12.460 --> 00:28:16.119 night. I hate the night. Yeah, well, this night... 00:28:16.119 --> 00:28:18.640 I know it forces you, doesn't it? But only for 00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:22.940 a little bit, but the night mode in Dying Light 00:28:22.940 --> 00:28:26.460 the Beast is like nothing I've ever experienced. 00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:28.980 Take Dying Light 2, Dying Light 1, take the night 00:28:28.980 --> 00:28:32.200 mode on that and crank it up by 100. It's fucking 00:28:32.200 --> 00:28:35.500 madness. Your torch does nothing. don't fucking 00:28:35.500 --> 00:28:38.559 do anything anyway no but this is even you can 00:28:38.559 --> 00:28:40.519 see a side by side comparison of Dying Light 00:28:40.519 --> 00:28:43.339 2 and The Beast to see the night modes and it's 00:28:43.339 --> 00:28:46.279 ridiculous you know like how Lord of the Rings 00:28:46.279 --> 00:28:48.619 filmed all their night scenes in blue light so 00:28:48.619 --> 00:28:50.339 you can actually see what's going on Titanic 00:28:50.339 --> 00:28:53.059 also did it and many other films and then you've 00:28:53.059 --> 00:28:55.829 got things like Game of Thrones Where, you remember 00:28:55.829 --> 00:28:57.450 that one Notorious episode where it was just 00:28:57.450 --> 00:28:59.230 fucking pitch black throughout the whole thing? 00:28:59.309 --> 00:29:00.390 What do you mean when you're just sitting there 00:29:00.390 --> 00:29:01.930 watching the telly but you're just looking at 00:29:01.930 --> 00:29:03.849 your reflection? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That 00:29:03.849 --> 00:29:05.769 is what Dying Light the Beast is like in night 00:29:05.769 --> 00:29:08.329 mode. You go, I cannot see a fucking thing here. 00:29:08.890 --> 00:29:12.910 It's crazy. But yeah, that, I think that was 00:29:12.910 --> 00:29:16.490 the last. I haven't spoke to you about... That 00:29:16.490 --> 00:29:19.269 and Ark Raiders. Ark Raiders? Ark Raiders. You 00:29:19.269 --> 00:29:21.609 was jamming on that, weren't you? Yeah. That's 00:29:21.609 --> 00:29:24.430 a good game, man. That's a good game. I'm passive. 00:29:24.970 --> 00:29:28.430 I won't lie to you. That's not like you. But 00:29:28.430 --> 00:29:30.329 you're scared that you don't want to lose your 00:29:30.329 --> 00:29:34.730 loot, so that's why. Yeah, what I did is... Don't 00:29:34.730 --> 00:29:37.990 shoot! I was very... No, I used voice. Did you? 00:29:38.150 --> 00:29:42.029 I speak. So my very first game, there was this 00:29:42.029 --> 00:29:45.119 northern geezer. I say Northern. You told me 00:29:45.119 --> 00:29:47.619 this story. Steph was telling you to shoot him. 00:29:47.740 --> 00:29:50.940 I say Northern. He's from Liverpool. Yeah, that's 00:29:50.940 --> 00:29:52.660 Northern, isn't it? Yeah, but I feel like they've 00:29:52.660 --> 00:29:55.640 got their own demographic to be called Liverpudlians 00:29:55.640 --> 00:29:57.299 rather than Northerners. They're not Northern. 00:29:57.420 --> 00:29:59.740 They're not English. They're Scousers. Scousers. 00:29:59.859 --> 00:30:03.640 And I was at the edge of the map and without 00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:06.839 realising... I had the AI voice changer thing 00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:08.700 on, so my voice was actually coming out as a 00:30:08.700 --> 00:30:11.359 woman. How the fuck do you do that? It's got 00:30:11.359 --> 00:30:13.660 AI voice changer on it, so there's like 10 different 00:30:13.660 --> 00:30:15.599 voices that you can pick. Oh, that's mad. Yeah, 00:30:15.619 --> 00:30:17.319 so it'll change your... That's hilarious that 00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:20.079 you come out as a woman. So the geezer kept saying 00:30:20.079 --> 00:30:23.339 I was coming out like a chipmunk, and he didn't 00:30:23.339 --> 00:30:25.519 actually realise I was a geezer until I turned 00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:28.519 it off, because me and him, he started shooting 00:30:28.519 --> 00:30:32.660 me on sight, and we was in like this weird hut. 00:30:32.990 --> 00:30:37.250 thing on a cliff face and where he shot me it 00:30:37.250 --> 00:30:41.029 panicked me and I jumped out the window but where 00:30:41.029 --> 00:30:43.309 I jumped I should have fallen to my death but 00:30:43.309 --> 00:30:45.349 I didn't I landed on a little bit of this cliff 00:30:45.349 --> 00:30:48.769 and was under the hut so he couldn't get to me 00:30:48.769 --> 00:30:53.529 but obviously the voice chat is proximity so 00:30:53.529 --> 00:30:57.339 he knows I'm there and can hear me And I'm kicking 00:30:57.339 --> 00:30:59.700 off of him. I'm like, fucking, I was like, it's 00:30:59.700 --> 00:31:01.240 my first fucking game. I was like, you just shoot 00:31:01.240 --> 00:31:03.299 on sight. Obviously not realising that I've got 00:31:03.299 --> 00:31:05.940 the voice changer on. So he, when he told me, 00:31:05.960 --> 00:31:08.180 he's like, you sound like a chipmunk. So he's 00:31:08.180 --> 00:31:10.579 just heard this high pitched woman's voice. You 00:31:10.579 --> 00:31:13.380 fucking can't fucking kill me. So I'm kicking 00:31:13.380 --> 00:31:15.640 off him. And I was like, what are you doing? 00:31:15.779 --> 00:31:17.420 And he was like, I'm going to kill you. I'm going 00:31:17.420 --> 00:31:18.579 to kill you. I was like, don't. I said, I ain't 00:31:18.579 --> 00:31:22.329 fucking got anything. And then. And then I said 00:31:22.329 --> 00:31:24.650 to him, because I could hear his accent, I was 00:31:24.650 --> 00:31:26.230 like, you're fucking Scouse, isn't you? I said, 00:31:26.269 --> 00:31:29.710 you're dirty. So I started kicking off with him 00:31:29.710 --> 00:31:33.089 about him being from fucking Liverpool. And then 00:31:33.089 --> 00:31:35.130 he realised, he was like, you've got that voice 00:31:35.130 --> 00:31:37.549 changer on, isn't you? He was like, you've got 00:31:37.549 --> 00:31:40.710 it on. So I turned it off and then started talking. 00:31:40.789 --> 00:31:42.930 He was like, ah, you're a fucking bloke. He was 00:31:42.930 --> 00:31:45.210 like, I didn't realise. So I started saying to 00:31:45.210 --> 00:31:46.849 him, I'm going to come up there and suck your 00:31:46.849 --> 00:31:51.279 cock. So I went full ham. I was like, you're 00:31:51.279 --> 00:31:53.099 going to be my boyfriend. I'm coming after you. 00:31:53.200 --> 00:31:55.180 I was like, but at the same time, I was saying 00:31:55.180 --> 00:31:58.299 to him, don't kill me. Please. And I basically, 00:31:58.420 --> 00:32:01.680 he couldn't figure out how to get to me. He was 00:32:01.680 --> 00:32:03.480 firing grenades, all sorts of shit. And I said 00:32:03.480 --> 00:32:05.079 to him, I've got nothing. I said, you're wasting 00:32:05.079 --> 00:32:09.180 your time. And then I managed to get myself to 00:32:09.180 --> 00:32:13.180 another ledge where basically he was standing 00:32:13.180 --> 00:32:15.940 at the doorway of this hut and I was down the 00:32:15.940 --> 00:32:19.339 cliff. And it turns out I was millimeters away 00:32:19.339 --> 00:32:21.380 from being out of bounds. So if I'd have like 00:32:21.380 --> 00:32:22.819 stepped back a bit further, I'd have just been 00:32:22.819 --> 00:32:26.220 dead. And he was like, he was like, how the fuck 00:32:26.220 --> 00:32:27.819 have you got down there? And I was like, I don't 00:32:27.819 --> 00:32:30.000 know. I was like, look, you can kill me. I was 00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:31.039 like, but you're not going to be able to get 00:32:31.039 --> 00:32:32.859 anything off of me. So I was like, let's get 00:32:32.859 --> 00:32:34.339 to a truce here. I was like, I'm not going to 00:32:34.339 --> 00:32:36.460 do anything to you because I can't. So I was 00:32:36.460 --> 00:32:38.460 like, let's just fucking call it quits. I'll 00:32:38.460 --> 00:32:40.500 stop saying I'm going to suck you off. And then 00:32:40.500 --> 00:32:42.400 we can just go our separate ways. And he was 00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:44.420 like, yeah, no fairs. I agree. Let's do that. 00:32:45.019 --> 00:32:47.160 And while I'm trying to jump up to him, he's 00:32:47.160 --> 00:32:49.140 aiming his gun at me. And I was like, don't do 00:32:49.140 --> 00:32:50.900 it. I said, just don't do it. I said, this is 00:32:50.900 --> 00:32:54.480 pointless. This is frivolous. Frivolous. And 00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:58.480 then he didn't. But when I got up there, out 00:32:58.480 --> 00:33:02.000 of nowhere, this fucking Greek geezer comes out 00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:04.420 of nowhere, fucking just starts throwing stuff 00:33:04.420 --> 00:33:06.539 at us and talking to us. He's like, I can't do 00:33:06.539 --> 00:33:09.680 a Greek accent, so I won't bother. But he was 00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:12.640 like, oh, do you need anything? And he gave me 00:33:12.640 --> 00:33:18.900 a gun and a load of bullets. I was waiting for 00:33:18.900 --> 00:33:22.960 that. That look. He gave me a gun and some bullets. 00:33:23.039 --> 00:33:24.680 And yeah, Steph was sat next to me the whole 00:33:24.680 --> 00:33:26.539 time. She was like, just shoot him. She was like, 00:33:26.559 --> 00:33:28.660 just shoot him. And I was like, I can't do it. 00:33:28.740 --> 00:33:30.579 I said, I can't do it. And I didn't. We went 00:33:30.579 --> 00:33:32.559 our separate ways. I see the Greek geezer again 00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:36.619 halfway through the game. Got some random bullshit. 00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:40.039 I was learning. how the game works and now i 00:33:40.039 --> 00:33:46.779 now i know um and then yeah fucking escaped evacuated 00:33:46.779 --> 00:33:50.099 fucking whatever it's called um back to speranza 00:33:50.099 --> 00:33:54.819 and uh played a couple of games with mark later 00:33:54.819 --> 00:33:59.160 on um and that was fun because me and me and 00:33:59.160 --> 00:34:02.380 mark playing together are very not passive number 00:34:02.380 --> 00:34:04.799 one we saw a friendly fire was a thing it isn't 00:34:05.079 --> 00:34:07.119 But when you shoot someone, it does still give 00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:10.360 the blood splatters and stuff. So that's good 00:34:10.360 --> 00:34:12.280 for us because it means that we can get through 00:34:12.280 --> 00:34:17.320 as a full team. But what's funny is the proximity 00:34:17.320 --> 00:34:19.579 chat. I've never really played a game where proximity 00:34:19.579 --> 00:34:24.579 chat is there to that extent. You can get flutes 00:34:24.579 --> 00:34:27.539 and guitars and shit. So I'm just walking around 00:34:27.539 --> 00:34:29.599 with a flute, playing the flute with proximity 00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:33.480 chat on. And yeah, the pair of us are just playing. 00:34:34.079 --> 00:34:38.719 very passive and the matchmaking is very very 00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:40.619 clever because it puts you with other passive 00:34:40.619 --> 00:34:43.780 players so if you don't kill people it will matchmake 00:34:43.780 --> 00:34:46.000 you with people who also are playing a similar 00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:49.639 style I then played with Jay me, Jay and Mark 00:34:49.639 --> 00:34:53.420 who isn't passive so he starts shooting people 00:34:53.420 --> 00:34:55.900 by the way he doesn't listen to this he's fucking 00:34:55.900 --> 00:34:58.969 useless dog shit Right? We'll ignore the fact 00:34:58.969 --> 00:35:01.570 that it was a three -man squad. Me, Mark and 00:35:01.570 --> 00:35:04.190 Jay. I died instantly when we come across another 00:35:04.190 --> 00:35:08.289 team. Right? But that's by the by. Because when 00:35:08.289 --> 00:35:13.409 I died, I started viewing Mark playing and he 00:35:13.409 --> 00:35:16.309 was having a full -on gunfight with three people. 00:35:16.389 --> 00:35:19.630 Like, full -on, what the fuck is going on? Holding 00:35:19.630 --> 00:35:22.980 his own. I switched over to Jay. The cunt's looting 00:35:22.980 --> 00:35:26.059 in a completely different room. Classic. Completely 00:35:26.059 --> 00:35:28.159 different room. He's just looting. And I said 00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:30.579 to him, I said, Jay, I said, fucking help him. 00:35:30.820 --> 00:35:32.760 And he was like, oh, I just got to loot this 00:35:32.760 --> 00:35:37.300 quick. And then he's standing there and he's 00:35:37.300 --> 00:35:40.280 like, oh, I can't see him. Bearing in mind Mark's 00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:43.320 name is fucking there in a different room. And 00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:45.380 I was like, he's fucking in the other room. So 00:35:45.380 --> 00:35:49.820 Jay's then. Done the most ridiculous thing ever, 00:35:49.880 --> 00:35:52.659 and I've never seen someone be so fucking useless 00:35:52.659 --> 00:35:57.440 in that Mark's in one room, right? Imagine he's 00:35:57.440 --> 00:36:00.099 in this room, yeah, and the people that he's 00:36:00.099 --> 00:36:02.500 shooting at are in the kitchen, right? So you've 00:36:02.500 --> 00:36:06.960 got a doorway. So he's shooting at them. Jay's 00:36:06.960 --> 00:36:09.699 come into the same room that Mark is in, right? 00:36:10.360 --> 00:36:14.400 Takes one shot, so then goes, right, well, I'm 00:36:14.400 --> 00:36:17.280 going to flank them. For reasons I don't know. 00:36:17.420 --> 00:36:21.000 So then runs out of that room and then goes the 00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:25.260 entire way round the building to the other side 00:36:25.260 --> 00:36:27.079 of this room. Bearing in mind there was a corridor 00:36:27.079 --> 00:36:29.059 right there so he could have just gone out, corridor, 00:36:29.219 --> 00:36:32.039 boom, I'm with him. He's taken the fucking longest 00:36:32.039 --> 00:36:35.139 way. Whilst he's doing that, Mark's getting absolutely 00:36:35.139 --> 00:36:38.440 banged up. I think Mark managed to pop one of 00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:42.400 them and then Jay's finally made it round. It's 00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:44.880 in the other fucking doorway now with these other 00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:47.920 people. They've pushed Mark, so we're now with 00:36:47.920 --> 00:36:52.219 Mark. And all I've seen from Jay's angle is he's 00:36:52.219 --> 00:36:55.800 looked down this corridor, seen Mark. Mark gets 00:36:55.800 --> 00:36:59.539 shot in the face, drops down dead. And as he 00:36:59.539 --> 00:37:02.119 drops down, the person that killed him is standing 00:37:02.119 --> 00:37:04.679 there and is revealed as Mark drops down. Jay 00:37:04.679 --> 00:37:07.460 turns around and carries on walking. He goes, 00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:12.760 I can't find him. I'm shouting at him at this 00:37:12.760 --> 00:37:13.960 point. I was like, what do you fucking mean? 00:37:14.099 --> 00:37:15.699 I said, he's there. I was like, you just watched 00:37:15.699 --> 00:37:17.559 him kill Mark. I was like, he's fucking there. 00:37:19.059 --> 00:37:22.579 Didn't realise it turns out that once you're 00:37:22.579 --> 00:37:28.199 dead, you can't talk to anyone. Like, it cuts 00:37:28.199 --> 00:37:31.760 out your in -game voice thing. Or there's something 00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:35.319 where you can't... I could be wrong, but... either 00:37:35.319 --> 00:37:37.480 way he couldn't hear me for like half of what 00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:39.159 was going on so I was basically shouting into 00:37:39.159 --> 00:37:43.840 nothingness and then yeah he died and there we 00:37:43.840 --> 00:37:47.340 go I think Jay's played it quite a lot more now 00:37:47.340 --> 00:37:50.099 and has a load of cool loot and shit and that's 00:37:50.099 --> 00:37:51.500 the problem with it is that you get some cool 00:37:51.500 --> 00:37:53.840 shit and you go I don't want to use it I don't 00:37:53.840 --> 00:37:55.679 want to use any of this and that's my problem 00:37:55.679 --> 00:37:57.920 with it I've only been hostile once and I don't 00:37:57.920 --> 00:37:59.480 know why I did it it was just me and Mark playing 00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:02.500 duos and I saw this duo running off and I thought 00:38:02.500 --> 00:38:05.230 I just want to kill them We was on three loadouts. 00:38:05.570 --> 00:38:08.329 So that's fair game. I don't care. And I had 00:38:08.329 --> 00:38:11.690 nothing at the time. So shot them. And then they 00:38:11.690 --> 00:38:13.630 retaliated. And then we actually killed them. 00:38:14.110 --> 00:38:17.969 And there's something primal because I'm playing 00:38:17.969 --> 00:38:22.050 passive. I'll give people a fair chance. But 00:38:22.050 --> 00:38:24.050 when they were crawling around on their knees, 00:38:24.269 --> 00:38:31.730 helpless, knowing that we were the reason they 00:38:31.730 --> 00:38:36.119 were downed. And the only fucking people that 00:38:36.119 --> 00:38:38.380 could get them back up. All the power was in 00:38:38.380 --> 00:38:43.219 our own hands. So we were awful to them. Awful. 00:38:44.360 --> 00:38:46.780 Knocked them out, took their shit, and fucking 00:38:46.780 --> 00:38:49.380 got out of there. But it's just something about 00:38:49.380 --> 00:38:54.619 it. When, like, what's that fucking... There's 00:38:54.619 --> 00:38:59.219 that clip on... pub g when that geezer's in in 00:38:59.219 --> 00:39:01.639 in a room and there's another geezer runs in 00:39:01.639 --> 00:39:03.300 and starts shooting him with a shotgun he's like 00:39:03.300 --> 00:39:05.900 no no no please don't do it don't do it and then 00:39:05.900 --> 00:39:09.559 kills him and then as he kills him someone else 00:39:09.559 --> 00:39:11.119 jumps through a window and starts shooting him 00:39:11.119 --> 00:39:12.940 and he spins around he's like no no no please 00:39:12.940 --> 00:39:15.260 don't do it it's like he's doing exactly what's 00:39:15.260 --> 00:39:18.059 just fucking happened to you um There's something 00:39:18.059 --> 00:39:20.420 about it where I don't want people shooting me, 00:39:20.460 --> 00:39:22.519 but I'm going to fucking shoot them. If you shoot 00:39:22.519 --> 00:39:24.079 me, you're a dickhead. Why are you shooting? 00:39:24.179 --> 00:39:25.340 Yeah, what are you doing that for? Fucking playing 00:39:25.340 --> 00:39:27.519 a game like that. But I want to do it. Yeah, 00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:30.860 yeah, yeah. I haven't done it a whole lot, if 00:39:30.860 --> 00:39:33.139 I'm honest. I've also done it. Me and Clarkie 00:39:33.139 --> 00:39:35.000 were running down in this building, went up some 00:39:35.000 --> 00:39:37.280 stairs, and I opened this door, and the doors 00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:41.800 slide open. But as my doors opened, at the end 00:39:41.800 --> 00:39:45.320 of this really long corridor, them doors have 00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:48.599 opened but mine opened first so i ducked in behind 00:39:48.599 --> 00:39:52.300 like the side he obviously didn't see me so he's 00:39:52.300 --> 00:39:54.400 just come there's two of them but the other geezer 00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:56.239 was in another room further back i saw him run 00:39:56.239 --> 00:39:58.960 past so this geezer's just sprinting down this 00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:01.820 hallway and and we hadn't shot anyone at that 00:40:01.820 --> 00:40:04.360 point we've been the same passive and i was just 00:40:04.360 --> 00:40:08.809 like if i shoot this guy There's literally nowhere 00:40:08.809 --> 00:40:11.449 he can go. And he doesn't know I'm here because 00:40:11.449 --> 00:40:13.369 he's just, if he does, he's stupid because he's 00:40:13.369 --> 00:40:16.110 just sprinting down this hallway. And it just 00:40:16.110 --> 00:40:18.110 took over me. And I just come around the corner 00:40:18.110 --> 00:40:22.710 like Bruce Willis in Die Hard. And you see him 00:40:22.710 --> 00:40:25.449 like panic and just like run into a wall for 00:40:25.449 --> 00:40:27.170 a second because he just doesn't know where he 00:40:27.170 --> 00:40:29.090 is, where cover is, why, because he wasn't expecting 00:40:29.090 --> 00:40:31.849 it. And yeah, I shot the shit out of him and 00:40:31.849 --> 00:40:35.889 his mate. And yeah, and then I felt great. Yeah. 00:40:36.219 --> 00:40:39.760 And then it happened again where we were on the 00:40:39.760 --> 00:40:43.440 sandy map. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Buried city. Yeah, 00:40:43.500 --> 00:40:46.079 and there was one of them massive fucking... 00:40:46.940 --> 00:40:50.280 crawly tanky spidery things not the big fucking 00:40:50.280 --> 00:40:52.900 tank but another one with like a shell on it 00:40:52.900 --> 00:40:55.920 kind of thing like a crab thing yeah and we could 00:40:55.920 --> 00:40:59.320 hear all the kerfuffle for ages and then we found 00:40:59.320 --> 00:41:02.260 like two geezers up on a ledge in this building 00:41:02.260 --> 00:41:05.000 with blown out windows just they obviously knew 00:41:05.000 --> 00:41:06.139 what they were doing they were professionals 00:41:06.139 --> 00:41:08.539 just fucking throwing grenades at them bang bang 00:41:08.539 --> 00:41:12.940 bang not getting hit by this thing and Clark 00:41:12.940 --> 00:41:14.980 was like should we help them I was like yeah 00:41:14.980 --> 00:41:17.739 yeah let's help them And then I snuck up behind 00:41:17.739 --> 00:41:19.659 them and they didn't know he was there and they 00:41:19.659 --> 00:41:21.699 were like shooting down. And I was like, because 00:41:21.699 --> 00:41:24.139 we were in party chat, I was like, I don't know 00:41:24.139 --> 00:41:26.579 if I want to help them. What I think I want to 00:41:26.579 --> 00:41:29.579 do is wait until they've killed this thing with 00:41:29.579 --> 00:41:32.400 all their resources and then kill them. And then 00:41:32.400 --> 00:41:36.340 kill them, yeah. So what happened was they blew 00:41:36.340 --> 00:41:40.659 this thing up. One of them jumped down. And as 00:41:40.659 --> 00:41:43.159 soon as he jumped down, we shot the shit out 00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:45.960 of the one that was still standing there. He 00:41:45.960 --> 00:41:49.900 went down, fell out the window. His mates just 00:41:49.900 --> 00:41:53.000 fucking panicked and ran off. So we've shot the 00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:55.980 geezer that was downed. Then two other people 00:41:55.980 --> 00:41:58.739 came running up the stairs. And I was like, friendly, 00:41:59.019 --> 00:42:00.420 friendly. And they was like, yeah, friendly, 00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:02.880 friendly. Don't shoot. Yeah, don't shoot, don't 00:42:02.880 --> 00:42:04.280 shoot. And they're like, yeah, yeah, no shooting, 00:42:04.340 --> 00:42:07.280 no shooting. It's like, sweet. So then we've 00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:09.960 jumped down and started looting. And then fucking 00:42:09.960 --> 00:42:13.940 geezer's mate was obviously fuming. That he spent 00:42:13.940 --> 00:42:16.820 an entire map with his mate shooting that thing 00:42:16.820 --> 00:42:19.039 that I'm there cutting bits off this fucking 00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:22.039 metal crab. It just popped me and just killed 00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:24.460 me. That's the way it goes, man. It was devastating. 00:42:24.860 --> 00:42:27.840 But I was so angry that he shot me. I was fuming. 00:42:27.840 --> 00:42:29.599 I don't think I've played it since. I was so 00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:33.159 angry. I was like, but I've got no right to be. 00:42:33.360 --> 00:42:36.019 No. No right at all. I killed his mate. They 00:42:36.019 --> 00:42:37.599 were probably friendly. They probably would have 00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:38.920 shared some of the loot so I couldn't carry it 00:42:38.920 --> 00:42:41.960 all. You know? But there I was, greedy, thinking, 00:42:42.039 --> 00:42:44.659 no, I want all of this. That's how the world 00:42:44.659 --> 00:42:47.019 works. And the matchmaking system puts all of 00:42:47.019 --> 00:42:49.420 those people in the same fucking place and goes, 00:42:49.480 --> 00:42:51.679 right, we'll have it out then. You want to be 00:42:51.679 --> 00:42:53.579 like that, you have it out and see what happens. 00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:55.400 Don't worry about the fucking robots running 00:42:55.400 --> 00:42:57.420 around. You're going to tear each other apart 00:42:57.420 --> 00:43:00.619 for a fucking bit of plastic and a tub of oil. 00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:03.570 You crack on, mate. but the trouble is the robots 00:43:03.570 --> 00:43:05.789 are fucking dangerous they're tough man them 00:43:05.789 --> 00:43:09.050 rocketeers yeah yeah yeah rocketeers are absolute 00:43:09.050 --> 00:43:11.489 me and Mark were in some weird little vault thing 00:43:11.489 --> 00:43:14.849 and there was a rocketeer just minding its own 00:43:14.849 --> 00:43:18.449 business and for whatever reason I shot it and 00:43:18.449 --> 00:43:21.489 it come right for us and then did not leave us 00:43:21.489 --> 00:43:24.599 alone and I was like I said to Mark I was like, 00:43:24.619 --> 00:43:26.900 I forget that these are AI. Yeah, man. So they're 00:43:26.900 --> 00:43:28.860 learning. And that's exactly what I did because 00:43:28.860 --> 00:43:31.599 what happened was I kept, obviously it shoots 00:43:31.599 --> 00:43:34.940 rockets at you and they fuck you up. But what 00:43:34.940 --> 00:43:37.699 they don't do is shoot rockets through the door. 00:43:37.820 --> 00:43:40.219 The rockets hit the door and you're sweet. So 00:43:40.219 --> 00:43:42.440 every time it was fucking sending its laser at 00:43:42.440 --> 00:43:44.179 me getting ready to shoot a rocket, I was just 00:43:44.179 --> 00:43:46.880 shutting the door. But what I didn't realise 00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:49.400 is that the other door was open. So after about 00:43:49.400 --> 00:43:51.920 a solid minute of doing this and every time it 00:43:51.920 --> 00:43:53.480 would shoot me, it'd like shoot a rocket. I'd 00:43:53.480 --> 00:43:55.139 open the door and fucking shoot it and then close 00:43:55.139 --> 00:43:58.760 the door. It fucked off and just went to the 00:43:58.760 --> 00:44:01.719 other door and just started shooting at me from 00:44:01.719 --> 00:44:03.500 the other door. So now I've got two doors that 00:44:03.500 --> 00:44:05.480 I've got to deal with. I was like, you smug little 00:44:05.480 --> 00:44:09.639 bastard. Same with the leapers. Mark see a leaper 00:44:09.639 --> 00:44:13.739 around the corner and I didn't see it. I see 00:44:13.739 --> 00:44:15.679 him run around the corner and then just instantly 00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:17.059 sprint back and he was like, nope. He was like, 00:44:17.099 --> 00:44:19.440 there's a fucking leaper there. And I was like, 00:44:19.500 --> 00:44:21.780 where? And he was like, on the side of the building. 00:44:21.900 --> 00:44:24.099 The fucking thing had learnt to walk up the buildings. 00:44:24.320 --> 00:44:26.300 Oh, mate. I was like, nah. They're scary enough. 00:44:26.300 --> 00:44:28.219 These are like spiders. What do you call two 00:44:28.219 --> 00:44:32.699 leapers together? Duo leapers. Yeah. Just made 00:44:32.699 --> 00:44:35.280 that up. Good, innit? You got it. Ruined it a 00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:39.179 little bit. Sorry. They're awful things. Yeah, 00:44:39.179 --> 00:44:40.679 they are terrifying. Great game, though. Really, 00:44:40.679 --> 00:44:42.840 really good. Have you been in any of the keycarded 00:44:42.840 --> 00:44:45.960 areas and stuff? Yeah. Me and Clark, he got keycarded 00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:48.730 by YouTube where it was. Went up this fucking 00:44:48.730 --> 00:44:51.690 lift shaft. Got shot the shit out of fucking 00:44:51.690 --> 00:44:55.429 one of these turrets. But on the way in the building, 00:44:55.570 --> 00:44:57.010 these guys were like, don't shoot, don't shoot. 00:44:57.309 --> 00:44:59.489 And then they're talking. They're like, oh, do 00:44:59.489 --> 00:45:01.429 you know? No, they were at their door. That's 00:45:01.429 --> 00:45:02.989 what they were doing. They were like, oh, do 00:45:02.989 --> 00:45:05.150 you know where the key card is? Obviously, they 00:45:05.150 --> 00:45:08.349 were new as well. I just used the in -game chat. 00:45:08.489 --> 00:45:12.610 No, no. See you later, guys. And then they ran 00:45:12.610 --> 00:45:16.300 off. I was like, sweet. Opened the door. As soon 00:45:16.300 --> 00:45:17.800 as I opened it and went in there, they fucking 00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:21.440 sprinted back. I was so angry that they were 00:45:21.440 --> 00:45:24.739 using my key card to loot. And I'd never been 00:45:24.739 --> 00:45:28.059 in there before, so I was fuming. I got nothing 00:45:28.059 --> 00:45:31.019 out of there, just shite. I was pissed. It was 00:45:31.019 --> 00:45:33.400 a great game. But I didn't have confidence in 00:45:33.400 --> 00:45:35.079 my ability to shoot them and get away with it. 00:45:35.199 --> 00:45:36.880 I've got no confidence. I've got none. I can 00:45:36.880 --> 00:45:41.679 barely take out a fucking... I can barely do 00:45:41.679 --> 00:45:43.780 anything with them. The only gun I can use is 00:45:43.780 --> 00:45:46.719 the Rattler. I hate the Rattler. It's the only 00:45:46.719 --> 00:45:50.159 gun I can use. The rest I'm so bad with. I quite 00:45:50.159 --> 00:45:54.440 like the Faro. Is that the one shot? Yeah, yeah. 00:45:54.539 --> 00:45:56.199 You've got to reload after every shot, but I 00:45:56.199 --> 00:45:58.619 like it. It's decent. It takes too long, man. 00:45:58.980 --> 00:46:02.860 Yeah, I haven't really come across all the guns 00:46:02.860 --> 00:46:06.079 yet. I've got a sniper rifle. Yeah, I've got 00:46:06.079 --> 00:46:08.619 a sniper. I haven't used it. I just can't. I'm 00:46:08.619 --> 00:46:10.320 a shit sniper. I just get the cool stuff and 00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:11.760 then just go, right, well, I'm never using this. 00:46:11.780 --> 00:46:13.780 Yeah, I know. Which is terrible because I always 00:46:13.780 --> 00:46:15.820 have a go at Steph for hoarding stuff. But now 00:46:15.820 --> 00:46:17.860 that I know that it can be taken away, this isn't 00:46:17.860 --> 00:46:21.079 like the dark zone. This is a little bit more 00:46:21.079 --> 00:46:23.780 than the dark zone because this isn't just purely 00:46:23.780 --> 00:46:26.800 gear. This is materials. This is valuables that 00:46:26.800 --> 00:46:28.820 I need to sell to increase my stack. The amount 00:46:28.820 --> 00:46:30.780 of shit I've got in my stash, but I'm like, I 00:46:30.780 --> 00:46:32.420 need it. At some point, I'm going to need all 00:46:32.420 --> 00:46:34.880 this plastic. I've got like 200 bits of plastic. 00:46:35.119 --> 00:46:38.059 I'm not going to need them, but I will. And you're 00:46:38.059 --> 00:46:40.610 like, I've got no space left. Yeah. Mark. Yeah, 00:46:40.630 --> 00:46:42.170 I've got nothing left. And you go, I ain't got 00:46:42.170 --> 00:46:44.030 enough space for a free loadout because I've 00:46:44.030 --> 00:46:46.449 fucking filled mine up with all sorts of shit. 00:46:46.889 --> 00:46:50.949 All the ducks and fucking random stuff. I know 00:46:50.949 --> 00:46:53.030 how Jay was sweating it because he sent a picture 00:46:53.030 --> 00:46:55.389 through of all of his gear and the cunt had like 00:46:55.389 --> 00:46:58.289 220 spaces in his stash. I went, you fucking 00:46:58.289 --> 00:47:01.389 sweat. I was like, it's going to cost me 90 grand. 00:47:01.510 --> 00:47:04.389 I'm not even at 200 yet. And you're fucking sat 00:47:04.389 --> 00:47:06.889 there at 220, you greedy little bastard. that's 00:47:06.889 --> 00:47:08.130 good though that's what you need to spend it 00:47:08.130 --> 00:47:11.409 on just filled with shit I had one of my other 00:47:11.409 --> 00:47:15.570 mates Owen he got the what gun did he get it's 00:47:15.570 --> 00:47:19.409 one where it only works on AI the hole cracker 00:47:19.409 --> 00:47:23.230 and it just fires explosive projectiles that 00:47:23.230 --> 00:47:25.829 only detonate when hitting arc yeah and that's 00:47:25.829 --> 00:47:28.449 a purple gun it just looks fucking hard yeah 00:47:28.449 --> 00:47:30.170 sick I'd be like that's great but I'll never 00:47:30.170 --> 00:47:33.050 use it yeah because I'm either going to die to 00:47:33.050 --> 00:47:35.150 the robots or someone's going to shoot me I can 00:47:35.150 --> 00:47:37.880 understand Before playing the game, when people 00:47:37.880 --> 00:47:39.559 were whinging saying they wanted a PVE mode, 00:47:39.739 --> 00:47:41.639 and I was like, it's an extraction shooter, that's 00:47:41.639 --> 00:47:43.840 part of it. And I still stand by that, but I 00:47:43.840 --> 00:47:46.239 do understand where people were coming from, 00:47:46.280 --> 00:47:49.079 where they say, oh, just make it PVE only. I 00:47:49.079 --> 00:47:51.219 do get that because it is a hell of a lot of 00:47:51.219 --> 00:47:53.519 fun, but I feel like the reason why it is so 00:47:53.519 --> 00:47:56.380 fun is because you've got that danger of this 00:47:56.380 --> 00:47:59.860 can be stripped from me by someone else. It's 00:47:59.860 --> 00:48:07.769 just through pure... Pure... niceness that that 00:48:07.769 --> 00:48:10.289 I'm not having to battle people I've never seen 00:48:10.289 --> 00:48:12.550 a community do that I've never seen a community 00:48:12.550 --> 00:48:16.510 of players be like a majority passive and kind 00:48:16.510 --> 00:48:18.530 I think it's because they've got stuff to lose 00:48:18.530 --> 00:48:20.929 too it's like a bunch of it's like it's like 00:48:20.929 --> 00:48:22.949 a load of homeless people have all been given 00:48:22.949 --> 00:48:25.889 a loaf of bread and then someone's walked in 00:48:25.889 --> 00:48:28.250 the middle without a loaf and everyone's all 00:48:28.250 --> 00:48:31.550 huddling away going no no no no leave my loaf 00:48:31.550 --> 00:48:33.650 alone please but I don't want to attack you for 00:48:33.650 --> 00:48:36.340 it Yeah. I don't know why I've gone with homeless 00:48:36.340 --> 00:48:37.840 people and loaves of bread. I could have picked 00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:41.000 that with anything. Yeah. To be fair, you could. 00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:45.179 Good game. We'll leave it there because I need 00:48:45.179 --> 00:48:47.380 a piss. Yeah, I need a piss. Right. See you later, 00:48:47.440 --> 00:48:48.539 everyone. Ooroo. Ooroo.