WEBVTT 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:04.459 Hello. It's me. Connor, if you say Ash ain't 00:00:04.459 --> 00:00:06.299 here again one more fucking time, we're going 00:00:06.299 --> 00:00:08.039 to fall out, bruv. He's a dirty little ginger 00:00:08.039 --> 00:00:10.580 cunt, isn't he? Not my fault. I haven't been 00:00:10.580 --> 00:00:12.560 here for four weeks. Not one has been my fault. 00:00:13.240 --> 00:00:16.039 It hasn't, to be fair. Not one of them. No. So 00:00:16.039 --> 00:00:18.600 any more talk about removing my face from merchandise 00:00:18.600 --> 00:00:24.579 can suck my ball bag. Fuming. Fuming. Now that's 00:00:24.579 --> 00:00:26.239 out of the way. It's because he's got a sense 00:00:26.239 --> 00:00:29.859 of entitlement. Because he's ginger. Yeah. He's 00:00:29.859 --> 00:00:32.439 ginger and he has to drive a lot. Always me. 00:00:32.780 --> 00:00:36.119 Got no soul. Fucking hell. Giza needs to stay 00:00:36.119 --> 00:00:39.859 in his own lane. Fuck him. To be fair, he did 00:00:39.859 --> 00:00:41.679 get us out of a pinch and we also had a very 00:00:41.679 --> 00:00:43.579 good episode. Have you listened to it? Yeah, 00:00:43.600 --> 00:00:45.439 I did. And then he said that he's going to remove 00:00:45.439 --> 00:00:48.579 my face from the merch and that, oh, Ash ain't 00:00:48.579 --> 00:00:51.380 here again. And I punched my phone. Yeah. In 00:00:51.380 --> 00:00:54.500 rage. Which is unlike me these days. I'm quite 00:00:54.500 --> 00:00:58.109 a relaxed guy. But that pushed the wrong buttons. 00:00:58.250 --> 00:01:01.750 Put your back, and now we normal. No more courses. 00:01:01.890 --> 00:01:06.129 I'm done. So there should be no more things in 00:01:06.129 --> 00:01:09.930 the way. Understand. No more London visits. We're 00:01:09.930 --> 00:01:14.269 good to go. Yeah. Suck that, bitch. Yeah. Shout 00:01:14.269 --> 00:01:19.489 out, Axel from Audi. All right? That's what we're 00:01:19.489 --> 00:01:23.409 getting. nah Rich told me you wanted to a little 00:01:23.409 --> 00:01:25.450 shout out and you listen all the time so yeah 00:01:25.450 --> 00:01:27.950 thanks for you buddy appreciate it don't say 00:01:27.950 --> 00:01:30.790 your name on the Patreon though no no no avid 00:01:30.790 --> 00:01:34.609 listener not avid payer yeah so fucking useless 00:01:34.609 --> 00:01:37.010 to us really yeah I don't might as well stop 00:01:37.010 --> 00:01:39.409 listening actually fuck you fuck you Axel yeah 00:01:39.409 --> 00:01:42.769 I wouldn't bother it's a waste of time alright 00:01:42.769 --> 00:01:48.750 Josh thanks man I'm not oh fuck us a whole month 00:01:50.180 --> 00:01:53.260 Is that how fucking long it's been? I haven't 00:01:53.260 --> 00:01:54.980 been here since I completed Rogue Trader. That's 00:01:54.980 --> 00:01:56.500 what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I don't 00:01:56.500 --> 00:01:58.819 even know how the end of Rogue Trader... It's 00:01:58.819 --> 00:02:01.319 been so long I can't remember, bro. You finished 00:02:01.319 --> 00:02:04.180 Rogue Trader. I didn't find out what it is. Me 00:02:04.180 --> 00:02:07.019 and Steph are on a playthrough of Baldur's Gate 00:02:07.019 --> 00:02:10.500 3 as well. There's a lot that's gone on in the 00:02:10.500 --> 00:02:13.460 background. Dying like the beast. You ain't even 00:02:13.460 --> 00:02:15.379 ready for the biggest bombshell I'm going to 00:02:15.379 --> 00:02:19.379 drop. Go on. Got a PC. What? I've got a fucking 00:02:19.379 --> 00:02:26.500 fully -fledged, beefy gaming PC. Yeah. Where? 00:02:26.699 --> 00:02:29.800 Where have you set that up? On the dog crate. 00:02:30.159 --> 00:02:33.419 Fair one. When did you get that? What? A couple 00:02:33.419 --> 00:02:35.060 of weeks ago. What one did you get? Why did you 00:02:35.060 --> 00:02:37.400 get that? I don't know. What do you mean? Well, 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:40.460 Giza at work was selling it a while ago. Fucking 00:02:40.460 --> 00:02:43.539 months ago. Yeah. It was like 500 quid or something. 00:02:43.680 --> 00:02:46.280 Yeah. because he's got like a big beefy one now. 00:02:46.539 --> 00:02:50.379 He built it himself from that bollocks. And then 00:02:50.379 --> 00:02:52.039 I see him again the other day and he was like, 00:02:52.219 --> 00:02:55.400 oh yeah, I've still got that PC. My sister didn't 00:02:55.400 --> 00:02:57.120 want it. I was going to give it to her. I was 00:02:57.120 --> 00:02:58.060 like, you're going to give it to her? You should 00:02:58.060 --> 00:03:00.819 sell it to me for fucking half a bag of sand. 00:03:01.259 --> 00:03:03.439 Fuck off, bro. I said, I'll tell you what, I'll 00:03:03.439 --> 00:03:04.979 give you an offer. One, I'll take it or leave 00:03:04.979 --> 00:03:07.460 it. He's like, done. I was like, sold. Does it 00:03:07.460 --> 00:03:10.159 work? Yeah, mate. Yeah, it works. It's the fucking 00:03:10.159 --> 00:03:11.979 fastest thing I've ever touched. What have you 00:03:11.979 --> 00:03:14.789 put on it so far? Fuck all. World of Warcraft? 00:03:14.990 --> 00:03:18.889 No. So, a funny story about it. I mean, no. I 00:03:18.889 --> 00:03:21.169 give him a one -up, went round his gaff after 00:03:21.169 --> 00:03:25.550 work, picked it up. This is showing my age, I 00:03:25.550 --> 00:03:29.669 believe. He came out. Here you go. I popped on 00:03:29.669 --> 00:03:31.870 the back seat. I was like, I'll see you in a 00:03:31.870 --> 00:03:35.530 minute. He was like, where's the rest? He was 00:03:35.530 --> 00:03:36.770 like, that's it. I was like, well, where's the 00:03:36.770 --> 00:03:39.330 screen? He's like, no, you bought the PC. There's 00:03:39.330 --> 00:03:41.310 no screen. Yeah, you bought the tower. Hold on. 00:03:41.669 --> 00:03:45.229 Where's the keyboard and mouse? Yeah, exactly. 00:03:45.710 --> 00:03:47.330 I thought I was waiting for the whole shebang. 00:03:47.590 --> 00:03:50.349 Yeah, no. No. So I went the next day, spent another 00:03:50.349 --> 00:03:53.830 one on a monitor, fucking keyboard, mouse. Got 00:03:53.830 --> 00:03:56.349 home, set it all up, fucking went on YouTube, 00:03:56.469 --> 00:03:59.469 test it all out. No sound. Brilliant. And got 00:03:59.469 --> 00:04:01.949 no speakers. Yeah. Yeah, fantastic. Yeah, yeah, 00:04:01.990 --> 00:04:03.650 you need speakers. Oh, yeah, no, it's mustard. 00:04:03.729 --> 00:04:06.509 You turn it on, fucking. The whole thing lights 00:04:06.509 --> 00:04:09.789 up red. Of course it does. He's built it all 00:04:09.789 --> 00:04:12.370 like... Weird thing, though, mate, because I 00:04:12.370 --> 00:04:14.490 know you listen, which I didn't know. He's a 00:04:14.490 --> 00:04:16.209 secret listener. He said he listens. There's 00:04:16.209 --> 00:04:17.769 quite a few. We've got quite a few secret listeners. 00:04:17.930 --> 00:04:23.149 Don't be ashamed. He said... I can't remember 00:04:23.149 --> 00:04:26.029 what he said. Well, yeah, fair enough. Yeah. 00:04:26.230 --> 00:04:28.850 Oh, no. I had to buy a fucking Ethernet cable 00:04:28.850 --> 00:04:31.810 because he didn't install a Wi -Fi thing in it. 00:04:31.949 --> 00:04:34.759 Yeah, why would you? Why wouldn't you? Who don't 00:04:34.759 --> 00:04:37.319 have Wi -Fi in a computer? Because an Ethernet's 00:04:37.319 --> 00:04:38.939 a lot quicker. Yeah, but then you've got to plug 00:04:38.939 --> 00:04:41.500 it into the fucking router. Well, yeah. Long. 00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:44.439 Yeah, there's a whole point. No. Plug it straight 00:04:44.439 --> 00:04:48.500 in, run a cable up the ceiling. Oh. Well, I had 00:04:48.500 --> 00:04:51.160 to do that anyway, but yeah. Oh, you did plug 00:04:51.160 --> 00:04:52.860 an ethernet in? Yeah, yeah. He said, oh, you 00:04:52.860 --> 00:04:54.839 can just put this little adapter in. You've just 00:04:54.839 --> 00:04:56.819 got to unplug this and screw that out. I was 00:04:56.819 --> 00:04:58.759 like, fuck all that. I was getting a cable made. 00:04:58.759 --> 00:05:01.759 I feel like once you get given instructions past 00:05:01.759 --> 00:05:05.139 unplug, it's too much. Yeah, no, I'm out. So, 00:05:05.139 --> 00:05:07.139 yeah, no, I've got it. To be honest, the main 00:05:07.139 --> 00:05:09.519 reason I bought it is for the kids because a 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:11.759 lot of their homework's online and they don't 00:05:11.759 --> 00:05:14.240 really have a way of doing it. properly yeah 00:05:14.240 --> 00:05:17.500 yeah so or evelyn especially her homework's online 00:05:17.500 --> 00:05:20.180 so yeah so now she does all i need to keep it 00:05:20.180 --> 00:05:22.519 updated mate i have mate you wouldn't believe 00:05:22.519 --> 00:05:24.740 what i done i went on there when i because you 00:05:24.740 --> 00:05:26.980 taught me do all the updates check all the updates 00:05:26.980 --> 00:05:30.620 bang done all them and then whatever the new 00:05:30.620 --> 00:05:33.360 windows is right windows 8 9 fuck knows whatever 00:05:33.360 --> 00:05:36.560 it is what is it is it more than that no it's 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:39.120 windows 8 all right so the new windows 9 is coming 00:05:39.120 --> 00:05:41.699 out soon then and it was like check to see if 00:05:41.699 --> 00:05:43.660 your computer's ready for windows 9 so i clicked 00:05:43.660 --> 00:05:46.360 it said you're not ready for windows 9 and i 00:05:46.360 --> 00:05:48.000 was like okay and it said you need you need this 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:50.540 fucking thing so then i googled it and it said 00:05:50.540 --> 00:05:53.100 you had to like go into the debug menu so i had 00:05:53.100 --> 00:05:55.040 to restart computer go into this weird digital 00:05:55.040 --> 00:05:58.579 realm like cyberspace shit and i had to change 00:05:58.579 --> 00:06:01.079 all these settings yeah I had to watch YouTube 00:06:01.079 --> 00:06:03.079 videos. Have you updated your drivers? Yeah, 00:06:03.100 --> 00:06:04.680 I don't know what I did. I did loads of stuff 00:06:04.680 --> 00:06:06.279 and it said, you're now ready for Windows 9. 00:06:06.300 --> 00:06:08.920 Well done. And I was like, I'm learning, man. 00:06:09.079 --> 00:06:11.800 Yeah. I'm learning, but it's confusing. I don't 00:06:11.800 --> 00:06:13.680 suppose you know what graphics card's in it. 00:06:13.920 --> 00:06:15.680 I ain't got a clue, mate. I wouldn't be able 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:19.000 to tell you. How would I know that? Well, he 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:21.139 played all games. Well, you can probably see 00:06:21.139 --> 00:06:24.779 it. What's the tower like? Big black. It's not 00:06:24.779 --> 00:06:27.040 Seafrook. It's Seafrook. You can probably see 00:06:27.040 --> 00:06:29.680 where the... I'll have a look later. I know he 00:06:29.680 --> 00:06:31.500 played proper games on it, like Call of Duty 00:06:31.500 --> 00:06:34.800 and all the latest and best. He wanted a new 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:38.220 PC because he wanted more. More speed, more power. 00:06:38.879 --> 00:06:42.079 Whereas, as I said, the most exotic game I'll 00:06:42.079 --> 00:06:43.199 be playing on this will probably be Football 00:06:43.199 --> 00:06:45.620 Manager. Maybe World of Warcraft. It's not going 00:06:45.620 --> 00:06:48.579 to be good. Any AAA games, I'll just play on 00:06:48.579 --> 00:06:52.259 PlayStation. Fair enough. It's nice to have a 00:06:52.259 --> 00:06:54.829 computer. but I've done nothing on it. I've downloaded 00:06:54.829 --> 00:06:58.790 Warhammer Dawn of War or something, but it's 00:06:58.790 --> 00:07:01.370 an old game they remastered and I'm just not 00:07:01.370 --> 00:07:03.949 built like that. It's just too complicated for 00:07:03.949 --> 00:07:05.209 me. I'll just fucking log now. Should have had 00:07:05.209 --> 00:07:08.750 a look on the old Steam sales as per last week's 00:07:08.750 --> 00:07:10.610 episode. Well, not last week's episode, Monday's 00:07:10.610 --> 00:07:14.670 episode. It was Monday's episode. I did look 00:07:14.670 --> 00:07:17.389 on Steam. Double whammy. But there's nothing 00:07:17.389 --> 00:07:19.569 I really want. Anything that I can play on PlayStation, 00:07:19.769 --> 00:07:21.709 I will. I'll never choose PC over that. That's 00:07:21.709 --> 00:07:23.769 cool entering the world of having a PC, though. 00:07:24.370 --> 00:07:26.209 Yeah, so eventually I probably will be able to 00:07:26.209 --> 00:07:28.689 play WoW properly. But I still... The trouble 00:07:28.689 --> 00:07:30.970 is I need a desk now because it's no good on 00:07:30.970 --> 00:07:32.870 Dog Crate because there's obviously a crate here 00:07:32.870 --> 00:07:35.269 so I can't put my legs underneath. So I'm kind 00:07:35.269 --> 00:07:38.769 of just like... It's awkward. But yeah, it's 00:07:38.769 --> 00:07:41.050 cool. So yeah, it's been quite a... I was going 00:07:41.050 --> 00:07:42.449 to tell you, I got it like two, three weeks ago 00:07:42.449 --> 00:07:44.069 and I thought, fuck it, I'll tell him on Friday. 00:07:44.230 --> 00:07:46.129 I'll tell him next Friday. I'll tell him the 00:07:46.129 --> 00:07:48.389 Friday after. Yeah, yeah. Lucky I didn't forget, 00:07:48.490 --> 00:07:49.990 to be honest. Yeah, it's been quite a heavy one. 00:07:51.009 --> 00:07:53.149 But yeah, it's cool. What else has happened? 00:07:55.790 --> 00:07:58.370 Nothing. Oh, I've been playing Star Wars Outlaws. 00:07:58.870 --> 00:08:00.649 Have you finished that yet? Nah, but I still 00:08:00.649 --> 00:08:02.269 bought Dying Light the Beast. Yeah, yeah. Couldn't 00:08:02.269 --> 00:08:03.870 stop myself. Have you played that? Yeah, yeah. 00:08:03.970 --> 00:08:07.069 How far in are you there? I don't know. It depends 00:08:07.069 --> 00:08:09.730 where you are. I've played a bit. Played a bit. 00:08:10.139 --> 00:08:12.939 I've played a bit. I mean, the last thing I did, 00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:19.139 I exited some mines. It was the main story. It 00:08:19.139 --> 00:08:22.139 was main story, was it? Yeah. Maybe I've done 00:08:22.139 --> 00:08:27.540 that. What, with the... Not with the dad? No, 00:08:27.560 --> 00:08:29.120 yeah, I've done that as well. Yeah, where you 00:08:29.120 --> 00:08:31.060 have to arm all the explosives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:08:31.319 --> 00:08:33.480 That was funny enough, the thing I'd done before 00:08:33.480 --> 00:08:36.100 I did that. What the fuck did I finish with? 00:08:36.620 --> 00:08:40.559 Because I'm not crazy, crazy firing. No, no, 00:08:40.580 --> 00:08:43.240 me either. I'm like level six or seven, I think. 00:08:43.279 --> 00:08:45.840 Yeah, I'm level six. It's probably about the 00:08:45.840 --> 00:08:48.240 same sort of point. Yeah. Basically, you go into 00:08:48.240 --> 00:08:51.480 a cave because the Baron's in there. That's all 00:08:51.480 --> 00:08:54.139 I'll say. Yeah, I haven't done that bit yet. 00:08:54.139 --> 00:08:56.559 Yeah, so that's the last thing I did. I need 00:08:56.559 --> 00:08:58.639 to jump on it. It's good, man. It's very good. 00:08:58.820 --> 00:09:01.960 It is good. I'm enjoying it. It's fucking gory. 00:09:02.220 --> 00:09:04.759 The night time is... I don't go out at night. 00:09:04.879 --> 00:09:08.000 Neither do I. The only time I've gone out at 00:09:08.000 --> 00:09:09.720 night was one of the first missions where it 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:12.559 makes you go out at night. And even then, I held... 00:09:12.559 --> 00:09:15.480 You know where you have to chase the volatile 00:09:15.480 --> 00:09:20.019 sort of at the beginning. And it takes you to 00:09:20.019 --> 00:09:22.320 that... There's a couple of cars on fire and 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:24.279 that lorry that's under the bridge and it's got 00:09:24.279 --> 00:09:28.090 the black light on it. or the blue light, whatever 00:09:28.090 --> 00:09:32.950 it is. And I spent so long hiding out in that 00:09:32.950 --> 00:09:37.250 lorry that it turned into day. So the nighttime 00:09:37.250 --> 00:09:39.409 mission turned into a daytime mission and I was 00:09:39.409 --> 00:09:41.269 able to finish it. But other than that, I will 00:09:41.269 --> 00:09:43.629 not go out at night. I can't do it, bro. It's 00:09:43.629 --> 00:09:46.429 too dark. It's very dark. It's completely dark. 00:09:46.669 --> 00:09:49.649 You've got your fucking flashlight. That is it. 00:09:49.809 --> 00:09:52.210 And then these things kill you so quick. There 00:09:52.210 --> 00:09:55.529 was a mission I was doing and I came out of the 00:09:55.529 --> 00:09:59.539 mission. I think it was like, when you repower 00:09:59.539 --> 00:10:02.340 the power plant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it 00:10:02.340 --> 00:10:04.600 was that, and I came out of there. What, the 00:10:04.600 --> 00:10:08.100 water one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I came out of there, 00:10:08.159 --> 00:10:11.059 it was pitch black, and I had to get back to 00:10:11.059 --> 00:10:15.860 the cathedral. So I jumped in a motor, and then 00:10:15.860 --> 00:10:18.200 all the chases going up, one, two, three, four. 00:10:18.580 --> 00:10:20.700 And I think, I'm all right, I'm in a motor. But 00:10:20.700 --> 00:10:23.200 they're all jumping on the car and that, bro. 00:10:23.220 --> 00:10:24.879 So I thought, oh, you just run through them. 00:10:24.899 --> 00:10:27.220 Nah. They jump on the car. They got the car on 00:10:27.220 --> 00:10:30.700 fire. And I was like 30 meters away from the 00:10:30.700 --> 00:10:32.399 cathedral. And you have to go right across town 00:10:32.399 --> 00:10:34.299 to get there. Yeah, cathedral's a cunt. And then 00:10:34.299 --> 00:10:36.460 they banged me. I was fuming. Because you lose 00:10:36.460 --> 00:10:39.460 all your HP. Oh, so angry, bro. I had the exact 00:10:39.460 --> 00:10:41.559 same thing. But I didn't. I come out of that 00:10:41.559 --> 00:10:44.179 place. It was nighttime. And I was like, I can't. 00:10:44.539 --> 00:10:46.779 I can't. Because normally what I'll do if I'm 00:10:46.779 --> 00:10:50.120 in that situation and I'm by a light. I'll just 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:52.659 stand by it and go make a cup of tea. I'll wait 00:10:52.659 --> 00:10:54.480 for that shit to turn the day. But it won't turn 00:10:54.480 --> 00:10:56.860 in a day. So it obviously wanted you to fucking 00:10:56.860 --> 00:11:01.919 run in the night. And the cathedral, Cathedral 00:11:01.919 --> 00:11:03.320 of Everyone's Wondering, is sort of like one 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:07.870 of your HQs. Unless you know the entrances, it's 00:11:07.870 --> 00:11:10.389 a fucker to find them. I hated it. The first 00:11:10.389 --> 00:11:12.009 time I went into the cathedral and come out of 00:11:12.009 --> 00:11:14.809 it, I was like, this is shit. Why can't I just 00:11:14.809 --> 00:11:16.210 go through the front door? I can come out the 00:11:16.210 --> 00:11:18.029 front door. I can't fucking go back in it. It 00:11:18.029 --> 00:11:21.169 makes no sense. Until you find that window or 00:11:21.169 --> 00:11:24.730 whatever. So yeah, when I come out of that power 00:11:24.730 --> 00:11:28.370 plant, fuck me, I had to book it to the cathedral. 00:11:28.769 --> 00:11:31.929 You can go in the front door. Yeah, you can. 00:11:32.509 --> 00:11:35.309 But for some reason, at the very beginning, it 00:11:35.309 --> 00:11:37.870 wasn't allowing me to go in the front door. You 00:11:37.870 --> 00:11:41.029 needed to break in, didn't you? Yeah. But fucking, 00:11:41.169 --> 00:11:45.230 yeah, I was chasing. They are terrifying. Absolutely 00:11:45.230 --> 00:11:46.990 terrifying. I killed one. Yeah, I've killed a 00:11:46.990 --> 00:11:49.110 couple. I've killed none. But I got an achievement 00:11:49.110 --> 00:11:50.429 saying, you've killed a volatile. I was like, 00:11:50.490 --> 00:11:52.269 sweet. He must have fallen off or something. 00:11:52.830 --> 00:11:57.289 When did I kill one? I killed one, funnily enough, 00:11:57.370 --> 00:11:59.950 I think it was in the power plant because you 00:11:59.950 --> 00:12:01.720 go underground, didn't you? That might have been 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:04.220 where it happened to me. Isn't that when you 00:12:04.220 --> 00:12:09.299 save the engineer and his family are underground? 00:12:10.320 --> 00:12:12.679 I think it is the same place. And you save the 00:12:12.679 --> 00:12:16.820 engineer with his wife and his child. And you're 00:12:16.820 --> 00:12:20.440 like walking through the sewers and shit. But 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:22.980 there's all different areas you can go in. And 00:12:22.980 --> 00:12:25.039 there was one area where I went in and it makes 00:12:25.039 --> 00:12:28.940 you climb under. a grid on the floor so you're 00:12:28.940 --> 00:12:31.399 prone and at the end of it it was a fucking volatile 00:12:31.399 --> 00:12:34.299 and I was like I haven't done that I was like 00:12:34.299 --> 00:12:35.960 are you kidding me that's a different power plant 00:12:35.960 --> 00:12:39.120 I haven't been in that one I don't think it was 00:12:39.120 --> 00:12:41.519 a side I didn't meet no engineering family bro 00:12:41.519 --> 00:12:43.700 it might have been a side mission then possibly 00:12:43.700 --> 00:12:46.080 a side mission but yeah there's this volatile 00:12:46.080 --> 00:12:48.580 there and I was like what what am I supposed 00:12:48.580 --> 00:12:50.940 to do what the fuck am I supposed to do here 00:12:50.940 --> 00:12:56.230 but I had those throwing knives that stun The 00:12:56.230 --> 00:12:58.929 electrical ones. I had four of them. So I just 00:12:58.929 --> 00:13:01.330 fucking banged him with them. Threw that. Just 00:13:01.330 --> 00:13:04.389 smacking him up. And then just kept throwing 00:13:04.389 --> 00:13:06.850 them. It was a good little thing. Solo, that 00:13:06.850 --> 00:13:09.149 works. I reckon if there's two or three of them, 00:13:09.169 --> 00:13:12.129 I'm fucked. All day. I don't know. I haven't 00:13:12.129 --> 00:13:14.269 even attempted to fucking attack them. They're 00:13:14.269 --> 00:13:16.929 lethal. I've been against one when I'm the beast. 00:13:17.350 --> 00:13:20.570 They just get fucked. I feel absolutely unstoppable 00:13:20.570 --> 00:13:23.250 when I'm the beast. I'm currently saving up. 00:13:23.850 --> 00:13:28.990 for the ability to not go into the beast when 00:13:28.990 --> 00:13:30.470 it hits the full bar. Just unlock that, yeah. 00:13:30.529 --> 00:13:32.490 It's nice. You just keep it primed whenever you 00:13:32.490 --> 00:13:35.169 need it. Yeah, that's what I want to get to. 00:13:35.669 --> 00:13:37.970 It's decent. I've got some good weapons. I'm 00:13:37.970 --> 00:13:39.710 enjoying it. I'm going to play it. It's good, 00:13:39.730 --> 00:13:41.330 man. It's very good. It's very fucking good. 00:13:41.690 --> 00:13:43.809 It's just more of what I wanted from the last 00:13:43.809 --> 00:13:47.049 one, except now there's cars, which I love. Yeah. 00:13:47.070 --> 00:13:48.929 I like getting fuel and that. I don't know. It 00:13:48.929 --> 00:13:50.769 just scratches an itch in my brain. Because they 00:13:50.769 --> 00:13:53.049 got brought in on a DLC for Dying Light, didn't 00:13:53.049 --> 00:13:55.129 they? Yeah. And then obviously brought over... 00:13:55.129 --> 00:13:58.090 I don't really touch the vehicles, to be fair. 00:13:58.129 --> 00:14:00.649 Oh, that's good. It's... Yeah. Especially because 00:14:00.649 --> 00:14:02.509 you can go in third person in that as well, so 00:14:02.509 --> 00:14:03.549 you can see everything. Third person's nice. 00:14:03.950 --> 00:14:06.470 But I literally, the last time I played it, I 00:14:06.470 --> 00:14:09.549 just got... Because I was still rocking, like, 00:14:09.549 --> 00:14:11.629 level two and three weapons. Same. And then hit 00:14:11.629 --> 00:14:13.970 level six, and then the vendor unlocked a load 00:14:13.970 --> 00:14:16.350 of level six weapons, so I bought some, and then 00:14:16.350 --> 00:14:18.470 fucking crafted some, and upgraded them, and 00:14:18.470 --> 00:14:20.730 blah, blah. So I went from, like... weapons that 00:14:20.730 --> 00:14:23.950 do they were doing like 160 damage to now i've 00:14:23.950 --> 00:14:26.590 got a weapon i think it does just under 400 so 00:14:26.590 --> 00:14:29.389 i was like oh and it's like some fat off scythe 00:14:29.389 --> 00:14:31.850 thing with two mods on it i was like yeah i'm 00:14:31.850 --> 00:14:33.610 gonna i'm gonna fuck shit up with this but i 00:14:33.610 --> 00:14:36.509 haven't used them yet it's very satisfying about 00:14:36.509 --> 00:14:39.289 scavenging in that game i just like picking stuff 00:14:39.289 --> 00:14:42.350 up it just makes me feel happy when it's like 00:14:44.370 --> 00:14:46.370 and you're picking shit up. I haven't got the 00:14:46.370 --> 00:14:48.509 grappling hook yet. No, I haven't. I didn't even 00:14:48.509 --> 00:14:50.070 know it was in the game. I got spoiled by looking 00:14:50.070 --> 00:14:52.750 at the skill tree. Yeah, same. Oh, yeah, the 00:14:52.750 --> 00:14:54.190 beast. Use the grappling hook while you're the 00:14:54.190 --> 00:14:56.269 beast. I was like, what? I was like, what grappling 00:14:56.269 --> 00:14:58.149 hook? I forgot that was even in the second one. 00:14:58.309 --> 00:15:00.870 Yeah. That's good, man. It's good. We need to 00:15:00.870 --> 00:15:02.929 talk about Star Wars Outlaws, though, because 00:15:02.929 --> 00:15:08.110 that's a good game. That's a damn good game. 00:15:09.090 --> 00:15:11.590 Granted... It's had a lot of work done, ain't 00:15:11.590 --> 00:15:13.250 it? You know what I mean? I never played it when 00:15:13.250 --> 00:15:15.090 it first came out. I don't think it released 00:15:15.090 --> 00:15:17.490 fantastic. I don't think it was bad, but I don't 00:15:17.490 --> 00:15:19.289 think it released great. But then the biggest 00:15:19.289 --> 00:15:21.230 problem people used to have with them was the 00:15:21.230 --> 00:15:24.470 fucking, like the auto -fail stealth missions 00:15:24.470 --> 00:15:26.169 and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They took 00:15:26.169 --> 00:15:28.669 them out, didn't they? Because I imagine, stealth's 00:15:28.669 --> 00:15:30.750 not fantastic, so I imagine, yeah, that would 00:15:30.750 --> 00:15:35.009 be very irritating. But if you're a Star Wars, 00:15:35.110 --> 00:15:37.070 you probably wouldn't get out what I'd get out 00:15:37.070 --> 00:15:39.269 of it. But if you're a Star Wars fan and you 00:15:39.269 --> 00:15:42.769 just love Star Wars, just being able to look 00:15:42.769 --> 00:15:45.889 around places and going to Imperial Starships 00:15:45.889 --> 00:15:50.070 and just looking at shit, it's a Star Wars fan's 00:15:50.070 --> 00:15:54.110 wet dream, mate. I don't see what... I'm struggling 00:15:54.110 --> 00:15:57.490 to see what the problem is. It is very Ubisoft 00:15:57.490 --> 00:16:00.309 -y. I get that. It's got that Ubisoft touch to 00:16:00.309 --> 00:16:04.679 it. Granted, it's Ubisoft. But as just a Star 00:16:04.679 --> 00:16:07.580 Wars game, mate, that's probably up there with 00:16:07.580 --> 00:16:11.700 one of the better ones, for sure. So, yeah, and 00:16:11.700 --> 00:16:14.639 the quality, like the detail, the attention to 00:16:14.639 --> 00:16:17.399 detail and the graphics and all that, and the 00:16:17.399 --> 00:16:20.059 sound design, fuck it. Now, when you're on the 00:16:20.059 --> 00:16:22.279 speeder and you're going past trees, it gives 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:26.080 you that... I've never heard that in a game before. 00:16:26.120 --> 00:16:27.899 It was taking me aback a little bit. It's got 00:16:27.899 --> 00:16:31.340 good reviews. Mostly positive reviews at the 00:16:31.340 --> 00:16:34.299 moment on Steam. It's good, man. It's very good. 00:16:34.980 --> 00:16:36.820 I'm enjoying it. I'm fairly enjoying it. The 00:16:36.820 --> 00:16:40.259 trouble is, at the moment, I'm very, like, in 00:16:40.259 --> 00:16:42.500 and out of games. I'm not really committed to 00:16:42.500 --> 00:16:44.360 anything. So I'm like, I'll play a bit of Star 00:16:44.360 --> 00:16:46.360 Wars and then I'll jump on a bit of fucking FIFA 00:16:46.360 --> 00:16:48.399 and then I'll jump on a bit of fucking Dying 00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:50.500 Light. Nothing's really grabbed my bollocks. 00:16:50.679 --> 00:16:52.500 I played a bit of DayZ the other day as well 00:16:52.500 --> 00:16:55.279 because Dying Light and DayZ kind of go hand 00:16:55.279 --> 00:16:59.370 in hand. Yep. And then all in preparation for 00:16:59.370 --> 00:17:02.190 the big bad boy today, isn't it? Dropped the 00:17:02.190 --> 00:17:05.049 one on it yesterday. Yeah, I didn't drop a one 00:17:05.049 --> 00:17:07.690 on it. Yeah, I didn't want to. I tried not to. 00:17:08.130 --> 00:17:12.490 But I just did. The skins. Skins, man. Skins 00:17:12.490 --> 00:17:14.390 and the battle pass and the 25 skips. Well, the 00:17:14.390 --> 00:17:17.490 way I saw it was the battle pass is probably 00:17:17.490 --> 00:17:20.730 10, 15 pound anyway. Yeah, I mean. And I'm probably, 00:17:20.849 --> 00:17:22.549 I know you probably wouldn't, but I'm probably 00:17:22.549 --> 00:17:24.329 going to buy a battle pass because I'm a slag. 00:17:24.490 --> 00:17:27.410 Yeah. If it's going to cost me that anyway, it's 00:17:27.410 --> 00:17:29.809 20 quid more. So I might as well pay the fucking 00:17:29.809 --> 00:17:31.809 20 quid and get the skins and a battle pass. 00:17:31.990 --> 00:17:36.390 I probably won't bother with a battle pass. Understandably. 00:17:38.170 --> 00:17:41.630 It's weird because I'll play a lot of it. I'm 00:17:41.630 --> 00:17:46.799 excited for the campaign. Like, I won't sink 00:17:46.799 --> 00:17:49.299 as much time into it as I think that I will. 00:17:49.400 --> 00:17:51.799 I just know I won't, so therefore the need for 00:17:51.799 --> 00:17:54.640 getting a Battle Pass, I'm like, nah. There's 00:17:54.640 --> 00:17:58.140 too many games. You've got fucking Ghost of Yotai 00:17:58.140 --> 00:18:01.240 as well, which I still need to get. The thing 00:18:01.240 --> 00:18:04.640 I'm most excited for is Outer Worlds 2, which 00:18:04.640 --> 00:18:06.839 is crazy. Out of the whole catalogue of games 00:18:06.839 --> 00:18:09.980 that have released in the last month, Outer Worlds 00:18:09.980 --> 00:18:14.220 2 is the one that I'm most excited for. Who gives 00:18:14.220 --> 00:18:17.180 a fuck? That's going to blow up, bro. I doubt 00:18:17.180 --> 00:18:19.299 it will. You don't think? No, I don't think so. 00:18:19.440 --> 00:18:20.759 You want to bet? No, I don't think Ark Raiders 00:18:20.759 --> 00:18:22.619 will blow up. Ark Raiders looks good. I have 00:18:22.619 --> 00:18:24.259 a friendly bet with you that that game is going 00:18:24.259 --> 00:18:29.200 to blow the fuck up. You reckon? I know. I can 00:18:29.200 --> 00:18:32.180 feel it in my bones. In your bones? In my bones. 00:18:32.180 --> 00:18:35.319 The problem is with Ark Raiders is that I've 00:18:35.319 --> 00:18:38.339 seen lots of clips of people playing it, but 00:18:38.339 --> 00:18:40.299 they're obviously people that are being paid 00:18:40.299 --> 00:18:43.400 to play it. So therefore, I always think, well, 00:18:43.440 --> 00:18:46.339 you're immediately biased. And then they've got 00:18:46.339 --> 00:18:49.900 that fucking annoying streamer talk where, you 00:18:49.900 --> 00:18:52.900 know what I mean? Where everything's over -exaggerated 00:18:52.900 --> 00:18:55.839 and exciting and they're just sat in a fucking 00:18:55.839 --> 00:18:59.779 pause menu. But they are having or have already 00:18:59.779 --> 00:19:01.960 had an open beta. So there is a lot of people 00:19:01.960 --> 00:19:04.640 that have just played it casually or will be 00:19:04.640 --> 00:19:07.460 playing it casually. One or the other. Upcoming 00:19:07.460 --> 00:19:12.089 third -person extraction shooter. It's going 00:19:12.089 --> 00:19:14.390 to be big, mate. I'm telling you, there's too 00:19:14.390 --> 00:19:15.730 many games coming out this month. So we've had 00:19:15.730 --> 00:19:20.309 Ghost of Yotai, fucking Battlefield 6, Dying 00:19:20.309 --> 00:19:24.809 Light, Ark Raiders, Outer Worlds 2. There's something 00:19:24.809 --> 00:19:27.049 else as well. Little Nightmares 3. Little Nightmares 00:19:27.049 --> 00:19:29.710 3. Not that I'm interested, but I know a load 00:19:29.710 --> 00:19:33.569 of people are. There's more. There's so much, 00:19:33.849 --> 00:19:38.109 man. There's so much. Oh, Vampire Bloodlines 00:19:38.109 --> 00:19:39.930 or something. That looks really fucking good. 00:19:40.680 --> 00:19:42.559 That comes out this month as well. It's just 00:19:42.559 --> 00:19:48.119 like, mate, I fucking... You've got Ninja Gaiden 00:19:48.119 --> 00:19:54.039 4, Ark Raiders. Big. I mean, these can't all 00:19:54.039 --> 00:19:58.519 be coming out this month. Yeah. I mean, it says 00:19:58.519 --> 00:20:00.640 Assassin's Creed Shadows on it, so that one can't... 00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:06.640 I asked for a list of October Ghost of Yotai, 00:20:06.819 --> 00:20:09.759 Super Mario Galaxy plus Super Mario Galaxy 2. 00:20:10.349 --> 00:20:14.390 And then we've got Digimon Story. Time Stranger. 00:20:14.970 --> 00:20:20.410 Battlefield 6. Disgaea 7. I don't know what that 00:20:20.410 --> 00:20:25.089 is. Little Nightmares 3. Just Dance 2026 Edition. 00:20:25.589 --> 00:20:29.630 Pokemon Legends Z to A. That's the new one. That's 00:20:29.630 --> 00:20:31.609 going to be huge. Keeper. Jurassic World Evolution 00:20:31.609 --> 00:20:35.970 3. Ninja Gaiden 4. Vampire the Masquerade. Bloodlines 00:20:35.970 --> 00:20:43.380 2. Wicked. Painkiller. Dispatch, Double Dragon 00:20:43.380 --> 00:20:49.059 Revive, Once Upon a Katamari, and then Plants 00:20:49.059 --> 00:20:52.779 vs. Zombies Replanted, and The Outer Worlds 2, 00:20:52.940 --> 00:20:57.720 and Dark Raiders, and Dragon Quest 1 and 2, and 00:20:57.720 --> 00:21:01.660 Mortal Kombat, and Virtual Fighter, and then 00:21:01.660 --> 00:21:05.640 finishing off with Mina the Hollower. It's a 00:21:05.640 --> 00:21:09.289 big month, man. It's a big month. Add to the 00:21:09.289 --> 00:21:11.430 fact I'm already playing fucking Star Wars Outlaws, 00:21:11.549 --> 00:21:14.470 dying like the beast. Set in a future world where 00:21:14.470 --> 00:21:17.890 humanity has been driven underground by dangerous 00:21:17.890 --> 00:21:20.269 machines, Ark Raiders is a multiplayer extraction 00:21:20.269 --> 00:21:22.930 shooter from Embark Studios. Originally designed 00:21:22.930 --> 00:21:25.369 as a free -to -play PvE shooter before it swapped 00:21:25.369 --> 00:21:29.130 genres, Ark Raiders will cost $40 when it launches 00:21:29.130 --> 00:21:31.329 this month. As a member of the underground society 00:21:31.329 --> 00:21:34.250 of Speranza, it's up to you to venture to the 00:21:34.250 --> 00:21:36.769 surface to explore a devastated world with supplies 00:21:36.769 --> 00:21:39.220 while the Ark machine... are dangerous. You might 00:21:39.220 --> 00:21:41.460 want to keep an eye on your fellow scavengers 00:21:41.460 --> 00:21:44.079 just in case they decide to turn on you. It's 00:21:44.079 --> 00:21:46.039 going to be huge. Did you ever play the finals? 00:21:46.880 --> 00:21:49.279 Yes. Apparently, they're made by the same people. 00:21:49.279 --> 00:21:51.059 Apparently, it's the same universe as well. Very 00:21:51.059 --> 00:21:53.440 interesting bit of lore, right? They reckon. 00:21:53.779 --> 00:21:57.319 So this is like humanity has fucking crumbled 00:21:57.319 --> 00:21:59.440 or whatever. These people live underground. You 00:21:59.440 --> 00:22:01.140 come out, you scavenge, you go back underground, 00:22:01.279 --> 00:22:03.400 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But all the fucking 00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:05.839 rich cunts, all the big fucking rich boys fucked 00:22:05.839 --> 00:22:08.589 off to space. Of course they did. And the finals 00:22:08.589 --> 00:22:11.230 is the rich people, like Squid Game, going, yeah, 00:22:11.250 --> 00:22:13.710 fucking off you go. Go kill each other for our 00:22:13.710 --> 00:22:16.990 entertainment. Decent. I like that. Bit of world 00:22:16.990 --> 00:22:19.490 building. I don't know if that's true, but I 00:22:19.490 --> 00:22:21.670 read it, and I don't know if it's law accurate 00:22:21.670 --> 00:22:25.490 or just speculation, but very cool. Yeah. But, 00:22:25.509 --> 00:22:27.869 mate, honestly, I promise you now, that game 00:22:27.869 --> 00:22:33.250 is going to be fucking massive. Massive. Trust 00:22:33.250 --> 00:22:35.990 me. I feel like something like an extraction 00:22:35.990 --> 00:22:38.190 shooter just won't be. No, but this is why this 00:22:38.190 --> 00:22:39.670 is going to be, because this is going to make 00:22:39.670 --> 00:22:43.710 the extraction shooter a big thing. Trust me, 00:22:43.750 --> 00:22:45.650 you watch. You watch. Extraction shooters have 00:22:45.650 --> 00:22:47.490 already been a big thing. No, not like this. 00:22:47.630 --> 00:22:49.630 You watch. This is bringing it into the mainstream. 00:22:49.950 --> 00:22:51.930 Tarkov, no one plays that. It's only on PC, bro. 00:22:52.230 --> 00:22:56.990 All the fucking gamers are on console, man. PC's 00:22:56.990 --> 00:23:00.390 just for streamers and fucking ultra nerds. I 00:23:00.390 --> 00:23:02.269 know, I think... I think probably the majority 00:23:02.269 --> 00:23:05.890 of gamers are on PC. I don't think so. I genuinely 00:23:05.890 --> 00:23:08.890 disagree with that. All the people that are just 00:23:08.890 --> 00:23:10.609 getting from work, like your average geezer that 00:23:10.609 --> 00:23:12.490 plays games every night, they're not booting 00:23:12.490 --> 00:23:14.750 up no PC, bro. They're playing PlayStation or 00:23:14.750 --> 00:23:17.289 Xbox or whatever. Nah, I think there's a healthy 00:23:17.289 --> 00:23:21.470 mix, but I don't think that console overtakes 00:23:21.470 --> 00:23:24.289 PC. Ultra nerds, computer. Connor Coatman. Nah, 00:23:24.369 --> 00:23:25.809 but it's not, though, because you've got a PC. 00:23:25.950 --> 00:23:27.369 You are definitely not an ultra nerd. Yeah, but 00:23:27.369 --> 00:23:29.630 I'm not using it. I'm not gaming on it. What 00:23:29.630 --> 00:23:31.579 did I just tell you? I'll be playing on the PlayStation. 00:23:32.200 --> 00:23:35.039 I'll only play things on PC if I have to, like 00:23:35.039 --> 00:23:37.279 Football Manager or whatever. I'm not playing 00:23:37.279 --> 00:23:42.779 no games on PC. So like all my mates that ain't 00:23:42.779 --> 00:23:44.700 gamers but do play like Call of Duty and GTA, 00:23:45.039 --> 00:23:48.160 they're not playing on no PC, bro. They're playing 00:23:48.160 --> 00:23:50.559 on console because they're just casual gamers. 00:23:50.799 --> 00:23:52.519 There's a lot more casual gamers than there are 00:23:52.519 --> 00:23:55.859 hardcore gamers. You think how many PlayStation 00:23:55.859 --> 00:23:59.049 5s are in people's houses that... don't really 00:23:59.049 --> 00:24:02.109 get used or if they do they're just playing cod 00:24:02.109 --> 00:24:04.849 a couple of times a week or something yeah there's 00:24:04.849 --> 00:24:07.349 a lot more casuals than there is there's there's 00:24:07.349 --> 00:24:09.750 probably more houses now with a playstation console 00:24:09.750 --> 00:24:13.269 in than not i would imagine there'll be more 00:24:13.269 --> 00:24:15.789 than pcs that's just what i'm saying so the casual 00:24:15.789 --> 00:24:18.789 gaming computer systems the casual gaming the 00:24:18.789 --> 00:24:21.329 casual gaming audience is much larger than we 00:24:21.329 --> 00:24:23.130 give it credit for because you don't hear from 00:24:23.130 --> 00:24:24.829 them do you you don't hear from no casual gamers 00:24:24.829 --> 00:24:27.289 they're quiet they're the silent majority man 00:24:27.860 --> 00:24:29.720 Exactly, and I just can't see a casual gamer 00:24:29.720 --> 00:24:32.660 picking up something like Ark Raiders. No, but 00:24:32.660 --> 00:24:34.980 yeah, but that's what I'm saying. The silent 00:24:34.980 --> 00:24:37.880 majority, if this game gets massive traction, 00:24:38.079 --> 00:24:39.359 they'll be like, yeah, I want to check this out, 00:24:39.420 --> 00:24:40.680 but they won't play with anyone. They'll just 00:24:40.680 --> 00:24:43.680 play on their onesies. There's no shame in that, 00:24:43.740 --> 00:24:45.440 and they're not posting it all over Twitter or 00:24:45.440 --> 00:24:47.500 Instagram or whatever. What's difficult is what's 00:24:47.500 --> 00:24:50.759 the end goal? It's just that buzz, isn't it? 00:24:50.779 --> 00:24:52.720 Getting out, getting in that loop. I don't know. 00:24:52.799 --> 00:24:54.160 I'm just saying that game's going to be huge. 00:24:54.400 --> 00:24:57.859 I'll live and die by this sword. It depends what 00:24:57.859 --> 00:25:03.059 the catch is. What's the hook? Because an extraction 00:25:03.059 --> 00:25:07.339 shooter isn't a hook anymore. It's been done 00:25:07.339 --> 00:25:09.660 to death. Yeah, but it is to people that haven't 00:25:09.660 --> 00:25:12.539 played extraction shooters. I've never played 00:25:12.539 --> 00:25:15.599 an extraction shooter. I've played Vigor, which 00:25:15.599 --> 00:25:19.140 was not really even a thing. I've always wanted 00:25:19.140 --> 00:25:22.119 to play Tarkov, never been able to because I've 00:25:22.119 --> 00:25:25.799 never had a computer. This, I definitely will 00:25:25.799 --> 00:25:28.579 be. There needs to be a reason why you're doing 00:25:28.579 --> 00:25:30.539 what you're doing. That's why something like 00:25:30.539 --> 00:25:38.000 Helldivers, for example, is popular but has its 00:25:38.000 --> 00:25:42.059 own niche player base where it's predominantly 00:25:42.059 --> 00:25:44.200 filled up with people that dip in and out of 00:25:44.200 --> 00:25:47.099 that game. Like myself, love Helldivers too. 00:25:47.420 --> 00:25:50.779 Fantastic game. I had like an ADHD moment where 00:25:50.779 --> 00:25:54.059 I played it solid for about two weeks. It's like 00:25:54.059 --> 00:25:57.640 having cheese toasties. I'll have them consistently 00:25:57.640 --> 00:26:00.839 for six months and then I won't have another 00:26:00.839 --> 00:26:03.660 one for six years. I'll have my fix and then 00:26:03.660 --> 00:26:05.319 I'm done. Yeah, but that's just like anything. 00:26:05.559 --> 00:26:07.859 That's just the ADHD brain kicking. Yeah, but 00:26:07.859 --> 00:26:12.740 that's also because there's... The shooting bugs 00:26:12.740 --> 00:26:15.839 and robots can only go so far until you realise... 00:26:17.150 --> 00:26:19.289 I'm doing the same thing over and over again. 00:26:20.049 --> 00:26:24.049 What's the... Other than the surface fun. No, 00:26:24.049 --> 00:26:25.809 I know what you're saying. But then I'm also 00:26:25.809 --> 00:26:28.569 in the same camp as you. I'll get bored of stuff 00:26:28.569 --> 00:26:30.269 and I'll move on. I'll get my fix and I'll be 00:26:30.269 --> 00:26:32.069 like, yeah, I'm moving on. And then I might come 00:26:32.069 --> 00:26:33.470 back to him and be like, why did I stop playing 00:26:33.470 --> 00:26:35.069 this? And then play it for three weeks and be 00:26:35.069 --> 00:26:37.130 like, oh, I'm done. But it's the same core duty. 00:26:37.210 --> 00:26:38.630 What's the hook there? You just play it over 00:26:38.630 --> 00:26:40.289 and over and over and over and over again. There's 00:26:40.289 --> 00:26:42.710 no hook. Battlefield. Just like shooting shit. 00:26:42.910 --> 00:26:44.990 You know what I mean? It doesn't... It doesn't 00:26:44.990 --> 00:26:47.509 have to always be some mega hook, but I get what 00:26:47.509 --> 00:26:48.950 you're saying. I think that's probably why something 00:26:48.950 --> 00:26:51.890 like with Battlefield, why I know I won't play 00:26:51.890 --> 00:26:56.869 it as much as younger me. Maybe I'm just fucking 00:26:56.869 --> 00:26:59.589 growing up. World of Warcraft has got that constant 00:26:59.589 --> 00:27:02.150 progression. There's always something to be doing, 00:27:02.250 --> 00:27:04.430 whereas that's why you always go back to that. 00:27:04.609 --> 00:27:06.289 Also, I feel like I'm getting old. I'm not as 00:27:06.289 --> 00:27:08.190 good as first -person shooters as I used to be. 00:27:08.539 --> 00:27:10.380 I'm getting old. I'll be honest. I'm nowhere 00:27:10.380 --> 00:27:12.519 near as good. This last week, I felt like I was 00:27:12.519 --> 00:27:13.940 falling out of love with gaming, bro, because 00:27:13.940 --> 00:27:16.099 I was getting in. I can't be bothered to play 00:27:16.099 --> 00:27:18.680 nothing. I was literally, last night, I opened 00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:25.019 up the laptop because World of Warcraft Legion 00:27:25.019 --> 00:27:28.160 Remix is out, where you can get loads of really 00:27:28.160 --> 00:27:29.619 cool mounts and all sorts of cool shit. And I 00:27:29.619 --> 00:27:32.059 never played Legion, and it's one of the best 00:27:32.059 --> 00:27:34.400 expansions that they made. So it's like, cool. 00:27:34.539 --> 00:27:37.309 I get to... Jump back into that. I haven't played 00:27:37.309 --> 00:27:39.230 a lot of WoW since we got Curve, blah -de -blah 00:27:39.230 --> 00:27:44.730 -de -blah. Opened the laptop, updated WoW, turned 00:27:44.730 --> 00:27:47.490 it off. I thought, I can't be bothered. So then 00:27:47.490 --> 00:27:49.609 I went and sat in the front room, turned the 00:27:49.609 --> 00:27:52.369 PlayStation on, went to load up Dying Light, 00:27:52.450 --> 00:27:55.490 and then went, I can't be bothered. So I watched 00:27:55.490 --> 00:27:57.789 Attack on Titan instead. Binged like fucking 00:27:57.789 --> 00:28:01.869 eight episodes of it. I love it. But I think 00:28:01.869 --> 00:28:04.759 just tired, man. we've got a lot going on in 00:28:04.759 --> 00:28:07.880 the backgrounds that's what I said I feel like 00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:12.660 I'm burnt out because stress worry anxiousness 00:28:12.660 --> 00:28:14.519 excited there's just a lot of stuff there's a 00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:16.420 lot going on there's a lot of stuff occupying 00:28:16.420 --> 00:28:20.039 my brain which is which is very important stuff 00:28:20.039 --> 00:28:23.000 and also like not just important for me it weighs 00:28:23.000 --> 00:28:26.279 heavily on my family and my whole life as a whole 00:28:26.279 --> 00:28:29.119 so when it comes to like playing computer games 00:28:29.119 --> 00:28:30.900 I'm just like I haven't got the energy the brain 00:28:30.900 --> 00:28:34.200 power to put into it yeah So, yeah, that's where 00:28:34.200 --> 00:28:36.319 I feel a lot of mine's coming from is just worn 00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:39.440 outness. It's all good stuff, but it's not... 00:28:39.440 --> 00:28:42.380 It's good stuff. It's also the negative to having 00:28:42.380 --> 00:28:46.400 such a jam -packed month is my brain's like, 00:28:46.480 --> 00:28:48.559 there's too much, so I'll touch none of it. None 00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:50.599 of it, yeah. There's too much. It's too much 00:28:50.599 --> 00:28:52.880 money. I fucking don't want to spend all of this, 00:28:52.900 --> 00:28:54.779 but I need to and I want to. I'm not going to 00:28:54.779 --> 00:28:57.000 do any of it. I don't want to. I wasn't going 00:28:57.000 --> 00:28:58.960 to buy Battlefield, believe it or not. Because 00:28:58.960 --> 00:29:01.039 I'm dying light. I'm playing fucking... Same 00:29:01.039 --> 00:29:03.000 here. Fucking same here. I literally, I had the 00:29:03.000 --> 00:29:04.700 conversation with Steph. I sat down with her 00:29:04.700 --> 00:29:06.579 and I went through the list of games that are 00:29:06.579 --> 00:29:08.880 coming out that I'm interested in. And I said 00:29:08.880 --> 00:29:11.240 to her, I said, I can't buy all of these in one 00:29:11.240 --> 00:29:13.700 month. I said, I could, but I'm not going to 00:29:13.700 --> 00:29:15.680 because that's just irresponsible. So it makes 00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:19.640 no sense. So I was like, either way, I said, 00:29:19.660 --> 00:29:22.380 I'm playing Battlefield 6. So I said, that can 00:29:22.380 --> 00:29:25.160 be a definite. But I was like, there has to be 00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:27.509 something else here. I said, I'm already playing 00:29:27.509 --> 00:29:29.130 Dying Light. I said, I don't want to be buying 00:29:29.130 --> 00:29:30.369 another game. She was like, well, do that then. 00:29:30.549 --> 00:29:32.990 She was like, finish Dying Light before you buy 00:29:32.990 --> 00:29:36.410 anything else. Because I know full well, if I 00:29:36.410 --> 00:29:39.250 buy Ghost of Yotai, Dying Light's getting binned. 00:29:39.250 --> 00:29:41.410 I know, I know, I know. Because Dying Light is 00:29:41.410 --> 00:29:43.089 the type of game that will get binned. Nothing 00:29:43.089 --> 00:29:45.849 against Dying Light, but you're slashing up zombies, 00:29:45.990 --> 00:29:48.069 and it's like a fucking 30 -hour campaign, if 00:29:48.069 --> 00:29:51.230 that. So that's going to get binned, if anything's 00:29:51.230 --> 00:29:52.609 going to get binned. But I don't want to bin 00:29:52.609 --> 00:29:56.940 that, because I really enjoy it. Ghost of Yotai 00:29:56.940 --> 00:29:58.720 gets sacked off. What I need to do is I need 00:29:58.720 --> 00:30:01.240 to get it fucking done before Outer Worlds 2 00:30:01.240 --> 00:30:02.839 because everything will be getting sacked off 00:30:02.839 --> 00:30:06.599 for that. Oh, I fucking hate it. I hate it. But 00:30:06.599 --> 00:30:08.200 then that's why I bought Battlefield because 00:30:08.200 --> 00:30:10.480 I'm like, well, I can always just jump on and 00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:13.200 shoot some shit and turn it off. There's no... 00:30:13.200 --> 00:30:15.019 When I'm dying, I feel like I have to concentrate 00:30:15.019 --> 00:30:16.740 a bit and understand the story and what's going 00:30:16.740 --> 00:30:17.799 on. That's what I feel like and then I'm like, 00:30:17.859 --> 00:30:20.319 if I'm on my own and then it turns into night 00:30:20.319 --> 00:30:22.680 time, suddenly I'm playing a horror. Yeah, it's 00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:24.779 scary. And I don't want to do that. I don't want 00:30:24.779 --> 00:30:26.960 to do that. I want to hack and slash in the day. 00:30:27.059 --> 00:30:28.900 Let me have a setting that prevents it from turning 00:30:28.900 --> 00:30:29.980 into nighttime. I'll tell you what does fucking 00:30:29.980 --> 00:30:32.900 scare me is just the random people's microphones 00:30:32.900 --> 00:30:35.440 coming into my game out of nowhere. Yeah, I've 00:30:35.440 --> 00:30:37.259 turned the lobby into private. I turn that off. 00:30:37.539 --> 00:30:39.920 Do I have to do it every time? I don't know because 00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:41.259 I haven't been back on since I turned it on. 00:30:41.259 --> 00:30:42.359 Because I turned it on private and then I was 00:30:42.359 --> 00:30:44.119 on the other day and then before the message 00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:46.119 popped up saying such and such has sent an SOS, 00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:48.920 I just heard some kid screaming, I'm the daddy 00:30:48.920 --> 00:30:51.460 man! I was like, what the fuck is that? And I 00:30:51.460 --> 00:30:53.539 just see the little voice thing at the top. It's 00:30:53.539 --> 00:30:56.279 painful. What's going on? I was finishing a mission. 00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:00.400 It was night time outside. It had just switched 00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:04.200 over to night and I knew I was miles away from 00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:09.799 base. But I was in this building. Where the next 00:31:09.799 --> 00:31:12.440 objective, it was like, open the doors and exit. 00:31:12.900 --> 00:31:14.940 I was like, fuck, am I doing that? I'm going 00:31:14.940 --> 00:31:17.859 to stand right here and I'm going to wait. I'm 00:31:17.859 --> 00:31:19.380 going to fuck it. And I pottled about and went 00:31:19.380 --> 00:31:22.160 and did other stuff, right? I come back. Some 00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:24.779 fucker had joined the lobby. They joined the 00:31:24.779 --> 00:31:28.180 lobby and opened the doors. Fuming. Fucking fuming. 00:31:28.180 --> 00:31:30.079 Luckily, I was fine. Booted them straight out, 00:31:30.140 --> 00:31:32.000 closed the doors and then off we go. Like, carry 00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:34.079 on. Do you know how to check the time? Yeah. 00:31:34.680 --> 00:31:36.140 Because I only found that out the other day. 00:31:36.180 --> 00:31:38.339 Oh, the old touchpad. Yeah, well, I thought you'd 00:31:38.339 --> 00:31:39.700 be able to look at your watch or something. It'd 00:31:39.700 --> 00:31:43.259 be much cooler, but whatever. What? Can you look 00:31:43.259 --> 00:31:45.079 at your watch? What have you been doing? Just 00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:47.980 pressing the start button or the touchpad and 00:31:47.980 --> 00:31:49.680 it comes up in the top left. No, you look at 00:31:49.680 --> 00:31:51.980 your watch, mate. How? Hold the touchpad. Oh, 00:31:52.019 --> 00:31:53.880 I didn't know that. Yeah. I did think, why am 00:31:53.880 --> 00:31:54.920 I not looking at the watch? Because the watch 00:31:54.920 --> 00:31:56.900 is cool. If you hold the touchpad, you bring 00:31:56.900 --> 00:31:58.519 your watch out and you can look at it. Oh, I 00:31:58.519 --> 00:32:01.559 didn't know that. Yeah. So, yeah, we press the 00:32:01.559 --> 00:32:03.460 touchpad where it comes up with your inventory 00:32:03.460 --> 00:32:06.610 and journal. In the top left, it says... 18, 00:32:06.610 --> 00:32:09.309 60, three hours till nightfall. Hold the touchpad. 00:32:09.529 --> 00:32:12.369 I will be now, yeah. Then you can see what's 00:32:12.369 --> 00:32:14.470 going on. Did they explain that? I don't remember 00:32:14.470 --> 00:32:16.410 that. No, they don't explain that. You want to 00:32:16.410 --> 00:32:18.029 know why they don't explain that? Because I had 00:32:18.029 --> 00:32:20.690 to Google it as well. Because I saw a clip of 00:32:20.690 --> 00:32:23.109 someone climbing up a scale in a wall and they 00:32:23.109 --> 00:32:25.170 looked at their watch. I went, where the fuck 00:32:25.170 --> 00:32:26.450 are they doing? I said, how have they done that? 00:32:26.910 --> 00:32:28.869 Because I was like, I swear they used to be in 00:32:28.869 --> 00:32:30.450 every dying light you've been able to look at 00:32:30.450 --> 00:32:33.059 your watch. to see the time. Well, he does it 00:32:33.059 --> 00:32:35.059 in a cut scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, 00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:36.920 so I just assumed eventually they'd be like, 00:32:37.019 --> 00:32:38.839 oh, by the way, you can look at your watch. Yeah, 00:32:38.859 --> 00:32:40.660 no, they don't explain it. Well, that's cool 00:32:40.660 --> 00:32:42.619 then. I'll be giving that a go. Yeah, hold the 00:32:42.619 --> 00:32:45.339 touchpad down and it goes, and then fucking gets 00:32:45.339 --> 00:32:47.400 rid of it. Do you reckon we're going to get into 00:32:47.400 --> 00:32:49.140 Battlefield tonight? I reckon the queues are 00:32:49.140 --> 00:32:51.200 going to be mad. You know, they don't come out 00:32:51.200 --> 00:32:52.819 till four o 'clock. It's ridiculous. Why do they 00:32:52.819 --> 00:32:55.079 do that? Well, the game don't come out till four. 00:32:55.319 --> 00:32:58.380 No, no. Really? Yeah, I downloaded it yesterday. 00:32:59.069 --> 00:33:02.509 And it says 20 hours until... Well, mine still 00:33:02.509 --> 00:33:05.250 needs to turn up. Mine ain't even fucking here 00:33:05.250 --> 00:33:10.029 yet, which is annoying as shit. Let me check 00:33:10.029 --> 00:33:11.250 that, actually. Where have you bought it from? 00:33:11.430 --> 00:33:13.609 Amazon. I bought it from Amazon, but for some 00:33:13.609 --> 00:33:15.710 reason it's being sent by Royal Mail, and Royal 00:33:15.710 --> 00:33:18.029 Mail have fucked up. They go, sorry, your parcel 00:33:18.029 --> 00:33:20.470 from Amazon needed to be rerouted. Brilliant. 00:33:20.829 --> 00:33:22.470 Yeah, nice. Probably because of that fucking 00:33:22.470 --> 00:33:25.109 road shut cunting thing. Six weeks that shut. 00:33:26.009 --> 00:33:28.289 It's a fucker. Tell me about it. It's a fucker. 00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:33.740 I was perturbed. Tracking history. So at two 00:33:33.740 --> 00:33:37.079 in the morning, Amazon sent the parcel. And then 00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:41.519 at, wow, at 20 to three in the morning, it was 00:33:41.519 --> 00:33:44.539 received. And then at half nine this morning, 00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:48.819 it got sent to the wrong fucking place. The wrong 00:33:48.819 --> 00:33:51.220 depot. And then I just got an email saying, oh, 00:33:51.220 --> 00:33:54.170 it's been... I guarantee that, sorry, your item 00:33:54.170 --> 00:33:57.109 was sent to such and such, S -P -D -O, in error, 00:33:57.250 --> 00:33:59.950 so we rerouted it immediately. More information 00:33:59.950 --> 00:34:01.970 will be available as it travels through our network. 00:34:02.109 --> 00:34:05.069 I'm not getting that today. Doesn't sound like 00:34:05.069 --> 00:34:06.789 it. I can guarantee you now, that's coming by, 00:34:06.869 --> 00:34:09.789 Royal, it's 10 to 4 now, Royal Mail ain't popping 00:34:09.789 --> 00:34:12.610 up at 10 to 4 to give me a fucking parcel, are 00:34:12.610 --> 00:34:16.010 they? I doubt it. So I'll be complaining. I would, 00:34:16.090 --> 00:34:20.610 I'd complain, I'd buy it online. cancel the Amazon, 00:34:20.829 --> 00:34:23.469 get your money back, complain, get a voucher 00:34:23.469 --> 00:34:26.210 and still have the game. Yeah, what I'm probably 00:34:26.210 --> 00:34:28.429 going to do is something similar where the game's 00:34:28.429 --> 00:34:30.170 going to turn up and I'm going to get onto Amazon 00:34:30.170 --> 00:34:33.349 and I'm going to go, didn't show up. Game didn't 00:34:33.349 --> 00:34:35.789 show up, mate. So I'll have a refund, please. 00:34:35.909 --> 00:34:37.750 Or I'll have another fucking version and I'll 00:34:37.750 --> 00:34:40.670 sell it. Don't admit to your crimes on the airwaves. 00:34:40.670 --> 00:34:43.110 Dirty cunts. You shouldn't admit to your crimes 00:34:43.110 --> 00:34:44.949 on the airwaves, man. I think I'm pretty sure 00:34:44.949 --> 00:34:49.099 I did last episode. You shouldn't do that. Well, 00:34:49.099 --> 00:34:53.420 we'll get over it. Yeah. Do you know, is there 00:34:53.420 --> 00:34:57.059 a specific class? No idea. I know nothing about 00:34:57.059 --> 00:34:59.340 Battlefield. I played the beta. What do you mean 00:34:59.340 --> 00:35:01.519 you know nothing about it? No, I know nothing 00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:03.400 about this new one. Other than I played the beta 00:35:03.400 --> 00:35:05.340 and I just stuck with Assault, I think I was 00:35:05.340 --> 00:35:07.800 just running about. So I don't know. I'm pretty 00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:10.199 sure in this one you can use all guns in all 00:35:10.199 --> 00:35:12.159 classes or something, which I don't know how 00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:15.869 I feel about. Yeah. you can mix and match everything 00:35:15.869 --> 00:35:17.449 around see that kind of takes away the point 00:35:17.449 --> 00:35:19.710 of you should be hamstrung in certain classes 00:35:19.710 --> 00:35:21.110 you shouldn't be able to use anything there's 00:35:21.110 --> 00:35:24.150 a game mode where you are yeah but I just want 00:35:24.150 --> 00:35:26.190 it to be in the normal game because I only play 00:35:26.190 --> 00:35:29.909 the normal shit but yeah nevertheless whatever 00:35:29.909 --> 00:35:32.429 I'm going to rock the M4 and whenever I play 00:35:32.429 --> 00:35:34.050 a game like this I always just go bog standard 00:35:34.050 --> 00:35:36.760 which is normally just a salt in it But I might 00:35:36.760 --> 00:35:38.920 fuck about with engineer because I like blowing 00:35:38.920 --> 00:35:40.880 tanks up and shit. So if they get anything that's 00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:44.239 more like anti -tank. They do. RPGs. That sounds 00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:46.559 like anti -tank. I'll probably fuck about with 00:35:46.559 --> 00:35:49.579 that then. Because I like being the geezer. Because 00:35:49.579 --> 00:35:53.980 that stuff you can't move around. So the main 00:35:53.980 --> 00:35:56.260 weapons and the secondary you can. But yeah, 00:35:56.280 --> 00:35:58.500 all the tactical gear and all that shit. As far 00:35:58.500 --> 00:36:00.960 as I'm aware from the beta, you can't move any 00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:05.360 of that around. So I'll be playing a medic. yeah 00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:09.639 i know i'll be i love that shit because if i 00:36:09.639 --> 00:36:12.219 can't kill people with weapons which i've as 00:36:12.219 --> 00:36:14.579 i discovered in the beta i'm quite shit at now 00:36:14.579 --> 00:36:17.820 i'm sure as hell gonna run around and fucking 00:36:17.820 --> 00:36:20.239 do the objective and revive people because i 00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:23.130 also get so pissed off by people playing a medic 00:36:23.130 --> 00:36:26.690 save me and they just run past you it's your 00:36:26.690 --> 00:36:29.110 job this is your job you're not an assault you're 00:36:29.110 --> 00:36:32.050 not an engineer you're not a recon save me i 00:36:32.050 --> 00:36:33.769 did enjoy the sniping i might have a little bit 00:36:33.769 --> 00:36:36.289 of that as well i did enjoy that i'm just excited 00:36:36.289 --> 00:36:38.510 man it looked it it felt and played like old 00:36:38.510 --> 00:36:40.969 battlefield and it was good and i might like 00:36:40.969 --> 00:36:43.829 see all the maps and I don't know what the fuck 00:36:43.829 --> 00:36:46.230 Black Ops 7's going to do. Oh, mate, it looks 00:36:46.230 --> 00:36:48.349 disgusting. It looks like a fucking teenager's 00:36:48.349 --> 00:36:49.949 fever dream, doesn't it? It looks terrible, doesn't 00:36:49.949 --> 00:36:51.969 it? It's fucking all colourful and shit, bro. 00:36:52.030 --> 00:36:54.909 I'm like, what is going on? This looks dead, 00:36:54.989 --> 00:36:57.389 bro. They're fucked up, man. They announced loads 00:36:57.389 --> 00:36:59.230 of shit yesterday. Oh, there's no skill -based 00:36:59.230 --> 00:37:01.750 matchmaking anymore. None of this shit happens 00:37:01.750 --> 00:37:05.750 without Battlefield taking over because they're 00:37:05.750 --> 00:37:09.230 scared now. They're running for the hills trying 00:37:09.230 --> 00:37:11.010 to change everything because they know they're... 00:37:11.360 --> 00:37:16.320 Fucked. I don't think they will recover. I hope 00:37:16.320 --> 00:37:18.539 not. They need to learn their lesson, man. They 00:37:18.539 --> 00:37:20.800 really do. Because they've been going downward 00:37:20.800 --> 00:37:24.179 spiral for a long time. It's about time they... 00:37:24.179 --> 00:37:26.559 Because this is why competition is good, isn't 00:37:26.559 --> 00:37:30.619 it? They had the old fucking Fortnite influence, 00:37:30.900 --> 00:37:34.159 didn't they? Get skins in all the fucking weird 00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:37.679 shit. Why is Beavis and Butthead in here? What 00:37:37.679 --> 00:37:39.889 is going on? What the fuck is happening here? 00:37:39.969 --> 00:37:43.869 You've completely lost your way. And then boom, 00:37:43.909 --> 00:37:47.849 here comes Battlefield 6 with Raw. Did you see 00:37:47.849 --> 00:37:50.130 the trailer they did? Oh, it was so funny, wasn't 00:37:50.130 --> 00:37:52.929 it? Which one? With all the celebrities of Battlefield 00:37:52.929 --> 00:37:54.710 6. Yeah, where they took the piss. Yeah, just 00:37:54.710 --> 00:37:58.429 blew them up. Because I saw that and I hadn't 00:37:58.429 --> 00:38:01.349 heard or seen nothing of it. And I was like... 00:38:01.809 --> 00:38:04.110 why have they got Paddy Pimlin? I was like, they 00:38:04.110 --> 00:38:05.929 are doing exactly what they said they weren't 00:38:05.929 --> 00:38:08.230 going to do. So when they blew him up, I was 00:38:08.230 --> 00:38:10.349 like, expecting them to like walk through the 00:38:10.349 --> 00:38:12.610 smoke. And I was like, who are them guys? I don't 00:38:12.610 --> 00:38:14.849 know. Anyway, objective B or whatever. I was 00:38:14.849 --> 00:38:18.030 like, yeah, that is a fucking fuck you to cod, 00:38:18.090 --> 00:38:20.449 isn't it? And I loved that. I rated that highly. 00:38:20.570 --> 00:38:23.110 That made me laugh. Oh yeah, I'm gassed, man. 00:38:23.170 --> 00:38:27.010 I like Battlefield mainly just because, or just 00:38:27.010 --> 00:38:29.550 any shooting game in that respect, is that it 00:38:29.550 --> 00:38:32.789 doesn't require any thought I can just turn it 00:38:32.789 --> 00:38:34.650 on put my headphones on and just shoot some people 00:38:34.650 --> 00:38:36.849 if I'm having fun I'll carry on playing if I'm 00:38:36.849 --> 00:38:39.090 not I'll turn it off and there's no there's no 00:38:39.090 --> 00:38:42.630 harm no foul you know and it's I think where 00:38:42.630 --> 00:38:46.170 it's where it's objective based makes it seem 00:38:46.170 --> 00:38:49.469 like I just said if you're having a bad game 00:38:49.469 --> 00:38:54.219 which will be me and you can't get the kills, 00:38:54.320 --> 00:38:55.980 you're struggling, blah, blah, blah. You can 00:38:55.980 --> 00:38:57.719 always just go and fucking do the objective. 00:38:57.940 --> 00:38:59.739 Mate, just capturing something. If you capture 00:38:59.739 --> 00:39:01.219 something on your onesie and there's no one there, 00:39:01.280 --> 00:39:03.420 you're all gassed. I did that. I did that. There's 00:39:03.420 --> 00:39:05.539 like 180 players on this and I captured that 00:39:05.539 --> 00:39:08.619 on my own. Sick, man. It's good feeling. It's 00:39:08.619 --> 00:39:10.619 a good game. I'll be so happy to be able to play 00:39:10.619 --> 00:39:14.260 it tomorrow when it turns up. Fucking pathetic. 00:39:14.260 --> 00:39:15.860 To be honest, you won't be able to play it at 00:39:15.860 --> 00:39:17.559 night anyway. Them queues are going to be divvy, 00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:20.300 bro. They are going to be divvy. They've already 00:39:20.300 --> 00:39:24.030 tweeted out saying they're making like, They're 00:39:24.030 --> 00:39:27.929 making some pre -emptive adjustments or something 00:39:27.929 --> 00:39:31.449 to filter queues. I don't know. It's going to 00:39:31.449 --> 00:39:34.570 be buggy. It's going to be... No, as long as 00:39:34.570 --> 00:39:36.889 it's not as bad as 2014. As long as we can log 00:39:36.889 --> 00:39:41.469 in and not play the same map 27 times in a row, 00:39:41.630 --> 00:39:44.550 I'll be happy. As long as we can get some variety 00:39:44.550 --> 00:39:48.099 going on and some fucking... Some regular updates 00:39:48.099 --> 00:39:51.400 and content being thrown into the game, then 00:39:51.400 --> 00:39:55.340 I'm all for it. No wingsuits, please. There's 00:39:55.340 --> 00:39:57.880 no wingsuits, is there? No. Good. No, there's 00:39:57.880 --> 00:40:01.199 none of that shit. It's very grounded in what 00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:08.960 you can do. Because they also changed the sliding 00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:13.170 as well. they massively massively nerfed it so 00:40:13.170 --> 00:40:15.150 i'm pretty sure it makes it useless if you're 00:40:15.150 --> 00:40:19.030 using it in a in a slide cancel fucking shoot 00:40:19.030 --> 00:40:22.570 kind of way they've like because obviously that 00:40:22.570 --> 00:40:24.510 was one of the main things that feedback wise 00:40:24.510 --> 00:40:26.510 came from the beta was was people were saying 00:40:26.510 --> 00:40:30.949 the movement is is is too quick it's too unbattlefield 00:40:30.949 --> 00:40:33.699 it's too call of duty fucking fix that Get rid 00:40:33.699 --> 00:40:35.239 of that. The amount of cunts I see that will 00:40:35.239 --> 00:40:37.139 slide cancelling around corners and stuff like 00:40:37.139 --> 00:40:38.840 that. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. Do 00:40:38.840 --> 00:40:41.460 not start doing that. Get rid of that shit now. 00:40:41.739 --> 00:40:43.719 Fucking filter out people that play like that. 00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:46.239 Send them to Black Ops 7. It's where they belong. 00:40:47.019 --> 00:40:52.480 Rats. Indeed. I agree. Scum. And now we can do 00:40:52.480 --> 00:40:56.659 the Patreon. Patreon .com. Yeah. Unfortunately, 00:40:56.980 --> 00:40:59.619 Axel won't be there, so you'll miss the best 00:40:59.619 --> 00:41:01.739 stuff. So you've got to mention it at the beginning 00:41:01.739 --> 00:41:03.300 and the end. Yeah, I mean, look. If you don't 00:41:03.300 --> 00:41:04.960 want to spend the fiver, don't spend the fiver. 00:41:05.079 --> 00:41:07.820 I'm just saying. There's stuff there. There's 00:41:07.820 --> 00:41:09.760 hundreds of hours of stuff. There is hundreds 00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:11.920 of hours. There is literally hundreds of hours. 00:41:12.019 --> 00:41:15.739 There's what? A hundred and... Let me quickly 00:41:15.739 --> 00:41:22.139 look. There is... It's nice and slow. There is 00:41:22.139 --> 00:41:27.889 137 episodes. on that Patreon. That's a lot of 00:41:27.889 --> 00:41:30.230 stuff for a fiver, isn't it? That's decent. You 00:41:30.230 --> 00:41:32.090 spend a fiver, you get access to fucking all 00:41:32.090 --> 00:41:34.469 of that. Some are shit. You could listen to them 00:41:34.469 --> 00:41:37.469 all in one month and then cancel. Yeah. I won't 00:41:37.469 --> 00:41:39.610 lie to you, some of them are a bit poo -poo. 00:41:40.469 --> 00:41:42.750 Some of them are. Some of them are rough. Some 00:41:42.750 --> 00:41:45.309 of them are absolute gems, but some of them are, 00:41:45.389 --> 00:41:49.349 some of them are worth skipping. We won't tell 00:41:49.349 --> 00:41:51.150 you which ones. Yeah, you can find them out yourself. 00:41:51.650 --> 00:41:53.469 See you later, everyone. Ooroo. Ooroo.