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For democracy. Liberty. Liberty. What's happening,

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everyone? What's going on? Poddy pod pod. Pod

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time. Hell diver time. Me and Ash played together.

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I played with Ash yesterday. God. Killed me.

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I did. Killed me, killed yourself twice. It was

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a fantastic experience. I had a great time. What

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a, yeah, bit fucking mad with them bugs. Know

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what I mean? Pretty fucking mental. It's just

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hard, man. It's a good game. I'm glad to be playing

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it again. After last week, was it, when you said

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that you were jumping back on it? And I was like,

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oh, I'll give it a download and then see what's

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going on because I believe I also said last week

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that I didn't stop playing Helldivers because

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it was a bad game. something else grabbed me

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I can't remember what it was I bet it was World

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of Warcraft probably and I jumped back into Helldivers

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and oh my god it's just so much fun just shooting

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bugs yeah fuck the bugs terminids fuck the bugs

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oh Jesus Christ I mean is it fuck the bugs though

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because it's their planet well yeah funnily enough

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I was listening to a Helldivers podcast Well,

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the Warhammer podcast I listen to, but they also

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touch on Helldiver's lore, which is perfect,

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because they're two of my favourite things at

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the moment. And, yeah, going from the lore, it's

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pretty safe to say that humans are the bad guys.

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Yeah. Entirely, or...? Pretty much. I mean, some

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of the human laws are things like, you know,

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spy on your fellow man, and if he's not saluting

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towards Super Earth, whenever he salutes, if

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he ain't on Earth, then tell and we'll kill him

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and you'll get an extra doctor's appointment

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once a year. Seems fair. Yeah. I like that. So,

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yeah, pretty much Warhammer style. Sick fuckers.

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Humans are just horrible cunts. Standard because

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it was nice to see how many people. I like that

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it tells you how many people are actually playing

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on each individual planet. I like that also.

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Because what was that? That was 144 ,000 people.

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We're fucking diving into the gloom. Boom, boom,

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boom, boom. Awful place. Yeah. Absolutely awful.

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Can't see shit. I can't see things at the best

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of times. It's bad. What I didn't expect, though,

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was to see you put down an autocannon and then

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run in front of it and then go, what the fuck

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killed me? Spawn back and then almost immediately

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run in the same location and then die again and

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go, what the fuck killed me? And go, it's a cannon.

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Your cannon killed you. Well, first time was

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so nice. And then we was having... We had to

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do it twice. We was having a really, really good

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run. And I don't know if that's stupidity or

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just caught in the moment of chaos running across

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open fire. And I don't know why it killed me

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so quick. You, like, one -tapped me. I didn't.

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I put a lot of bullets into you. Oh, I didn't

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see them. It felt... You followed me. No, no,

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no. You ran in front of me, but as you ran in

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front, I felt the bullets tear into your flesh.

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It was like... And then it was just... I was

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like, oh, no. I didn't want to blame you because,

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you know, I shot you, but then also... You did

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blame me. Yeah, but you did run in my way, so

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it's kind of like... No, I know, but I would

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have thought that... Because the amount of bugs

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that I killed, and you know I killed a lot of

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bugs. Yeah, you killed more than me, but you

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also... Double. More than double. Yeah, but you

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also had the fucking... Laser rifle. Yeah, the

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laser dog thing that shoots things for you. I

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didn't have that. I was carrying one hell bomb

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for most of the match, so I had nothing. And

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the other time I had a jetpack. That was bum

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-clenchy time. Basically, I'm terrible with the

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planet names, so I won't bother trying to name

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them. It's Osaurus or Osori or something. Something

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like that. Wherever the fuck we are, one of the

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tasks permitted to us was to... What was that

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big mushroom thing called? The Spore Lung. The

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Spore Lung. We have to go and destroy the Spore

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Lung. A big old fucking testicle dangling from

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the ceiling in a cave. And you can't use your

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stratagems in this place, which makes sense because

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you're essentially underground or in like a canyon

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where your stratagems just wouldn't make it.

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And you have a hell bomb. So Ash has this hell

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bomb on his back. We're just fucking slaughtering

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our way through. And then we finally make it

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into this arena where this spore lung is. And

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then we both stand there after fucking just annihilation

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and go, I don't know how to arm it. I hear you

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running off in the distance saying, hey Siri,

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how do I arm the hell bomb? And I was like, sweet,

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he's Googling it. And then I just hear you go,

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I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to

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do this. It was chaos. You'd think if we were

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smart people, before we... Before we went in

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there, we'd been like, well, let's work out to

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start this thing first. But all the time this

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is happening, we're just being absolutely bombarded

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by tyrannids. And we're in a circle. So there's

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nowhere to go. We just have to absolutely...

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Clench our bums. And also, you're trying the

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whole time not to shoot the other person. So,

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like, you can't just throw grenades willy -nilly.

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No. Because there's no, like, there's nothing

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that comes up on the map to say you're in radius

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of getting blown up. No, no, no. So, it's kind

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of, it's just fucking manic, isn't it? Manic.

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It's just crazy. And that was only level five.

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Level seven is where it really kicks off. It

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goes up double that to, like, ten. Ten. Super

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healthy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's when the big

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creepies come out. It's level 7 to 10. Fucking

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invisible hunters, I hate them. Oh, they're horrible,

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man. And they've got so much health and all.

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They just come out of nowhere. Those things,

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because you've got the hunters and then you've

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got the little ones as well, haven't you? Even

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those little ones are annoying because they just

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fucking jump over to you. Yeah. Oh, I hate them.

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I absolutely hate them. But the laser rifle and

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all that sort of shit works pretty well because

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it just burns them. And the bugs don't like the

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fire. Well, the new AR in the newest Warbond

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people are watching videos. It's now the best

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AR in the game because it's medium armor penetration,

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45 rounds, and it's incendiary rounds, so it

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sets things on fire. Oh, is it? Yeah. So it does

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that. I'll have a look at that. Also, you can

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customize it. So a lot of the weapons that are

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really good can't do anything with them, but

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you can also, you know, I don't think you can

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up the mag size, but you can put scopes on it

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and dots. That fucking heavy machine gun stratagem

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that I was using, that is a bit naughty, because

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that just penetrates everything. It's a lethal,

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lethal bit of kit, but the sway on it is ridiculous.

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I'm so used to being able to point a gun and

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then quickly switch around and then start shooting

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whatever I'm shooting and there'd be like a very

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slight delay. But that gun, I could spin a whole

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180, my gun's still behind me just fucking slowly

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coming round, holding the trigger. Ergonomics.

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Is that, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's actually a

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stat for that. There is. There is indeed. Yeah,

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I always wondered what that actually did for

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that. Because the Halo AR, it's called Fantastic.

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It's like, wherever you're looking, it's there.

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But yeah, because you've got the little circle

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plus your crosshair kind of thing. So that's

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always like lagging behind. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And I know exactly what you mean when you said

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with the Halo gun where it gives you your bullet

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count. That must be so nice because I am fucking

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sick. And it seems so like, and it is normal,

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but obviously it doesn't give you so much of

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a bullet count as it does where you just run

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out of ammo and reload. Like I know obviously...

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No, it doesn't give you a bullet count because

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it gives you a mag, doesn't it? Yeah, there's

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no bullet count. When the AI just goes down to

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red and then, boom, you're out. And you're always

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at that awful bit where it's like you've got

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a third of the mag left. Do I reload or do I

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pump these first? Yeah, I always leave it in

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there and try and fucking get rid of it. But

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it's just fun, man. No, it's good fun. I think

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there's something almost like primalistic about

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just... invading another planet and killing all

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its inhabitants that's what the English are good

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for isn't it except we did it in countries and

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not planets just going down but I like that you

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pointed out yesterday when we were on a fucking

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a tyrannid hive hive planet so it's like where

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they come from And there's just big, massive

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industrial pipework fucking draining oil from

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this planet. And you're like, well, they're fucking

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good at this, aren't they? Considering they're

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bugs. Well, I'm wondering how they get about.

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What, the bugs? Yeah. Well, they're on other

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planets as well, aren't they? They don't just

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live there. So how the fuck do they have spaceships?

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What the fuck are they doing? There must be a

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law for that. Because, you know, the Tyranids

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in fucking Warhammer, they're aliens. They're

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very similar. When they've got guns. Why the

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fuck are the bugs holding guns? What's going

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on here? Here we go. I mean, yeah, because literally

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the first one is how do Tyranids travel? And

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the next one is how do Tyranids have guns? But

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they're not Tyranids. They're Terminids. Is that

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what they're called? Terminids, yeah. Sorry,

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I've been saying it wrong. They're Terminids.

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Terminids. Yeah, here we go. Get to other planets.

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How do Terminids... I know there are some farm

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planets that go out of control. What about planets

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without them? How do they travel in space? Also,

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where are the queens? I'm going to use the Starship

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Troopers explanation. They hurl asteroids that

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contain their spores using plasma to colonize

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other planets. In this game, it's different.

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Super Earth was farming Terminids because they

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release fuel on their rotting corpses, but somehow

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they escaped and are running wild on some planets.

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Sounds like someone planned it this way to me.

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I was wondering this myself. The NPC on your

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ship has a dialogue regarding all the information

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that Super Earth Command has regarding how the

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bugs get from planet to planet. And then, yeah,

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someone said, on my ship, the NPC just says,

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even after all these years, they still haven't

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figured out how they jump between worlds, or

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something like that. But this is why it's a great

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game, because you can get involved in all this

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sort of stuff if you want, or you can just completely

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ignore it and shoot shit, whereas I like to...

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Kind of know what's going on, but every now and

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again you'll jump on the game and there'll be

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a new update or something will just happen where

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you've completed an objective as a whole. How

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eerie. Someone said, this was three months ago,

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said, where did it go? Anyone ever notice how

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the outer rim sector is deep in terminated controlled

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space? There's that orange hazy cloud enveloping

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multiple sectors. Maybe that has something to

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do with how they manage interstellar travel.

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So the gloom. They were talking about the gloom

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three months ago and then boom, here we are in

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the gloom. In the gloom. So yeah, that's quite...

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Squashing bugs. I mean, it makes sense some of

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the... If you think of them as just purely bugs,

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which they are, some of the explanations here

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kind of make sense. Like someone saying that

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they just get into cargo ships and then... release

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themselves onto wherever because i'm assuming

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the planet that we're on is not just a bug planet

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or wasn't originally because they obviously constructed

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all the pipe work and shit like that because

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we was extracting fucking oil and fuel from a

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fuel line i don't think tyrannids have got opposable

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thumbs so no yeah nor do i feel like they have

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a need for fucking fuel yeah so who knows but

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it's it's interesting And it keeps my interest

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piqued. Terminids known as the Bugs were an original

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sentient alien species used by Super Earth to

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produce the fuel element 710. But genetic tampering

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led to their evolution into the rebellious destructive

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species now fought by the Helldivers. These insectoid

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creatures have a hive mind spread via pheromones

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and are composed of various specialised roles,

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from basic scavengers to large bile titans, with

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the goal of spreading and destroying democracy.

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I mean, I don't think that's their goal. No.

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They're not trying to cause governmental collapse.

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I think they just want to eat things. Yeah. What's

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that? It looks tasty. I mean, that's probably...

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So... That's cool, though. So they were originally

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being farmed by humans. So they're like cows.

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Yeah. Killer cows. So they were like cows and

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then genetically mutated to like super cows.

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And now the super cows eat us. It's quite mad.

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Yeah, it's cool. So we shoot them. Yeah, so we

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shoot them. But it feels so good to shoot them.

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Oh, it does. Fuck them. It really does. Fuck

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them. The only ones that I absolutely hate. are

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the same as you, is the massive armoured ones.

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Oh, yeah, it does make sense. Because they're

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just so annoying. Because you've got to get behind

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them and then shoot them and blah, blah, blah.

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It's hard to get behind things when you're being

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surrounded by all sides. Yeah, it's quite a difficult

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one. And you're always running out of ammo. Yeah,

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it's a tricky game. That's why I like jetpacks

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so much, because if ever I get overwhelmed, I

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just go, see ya. I don't understand the rearm.

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What do you mean? I don't get it. What do you

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mean rearm? Rearm. Eagle rearm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So you use an eagle cluster bomb and then rearm.

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I thought the whole purpose of that was so that

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it rearms your cluster bomb. Because you're two,

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right? Huh? With the orbital strike, you can

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use it on a cooldown constantly, whereas the,

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was it eagle I just said? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You

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only get two of them. What? Oh, what in the whole

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thing? Yeah, so... Oh, so that's why it's rearm.

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Oh, I was confused. I thought it was you use

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the stratagem and then you use rearm and then

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that just gets rid of the cooldown because you've

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rearmed the flight. No, I think you can use the

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two. So you'll use one, it'll cool down, you

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can use the other one, but then you'll have zero.

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Yeah. Or you can use one, rearm it, and then

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it'll come back and you'll have two again. And

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then the orbital is just on cooldown because

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it's coming from the fucking ship above you.

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Yeah. It's just... It's so much fun. It is. And

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you get your little fucking Pip -Boy up and you

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go... I love that thing, yeah. Throw that. All

00:15:17.750 --> 00:15:19.230
the little things. Oh, you've got to take this

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off and put the codes in. Yeah, and that tune.

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Oh, that film's going to be sick, bro, or whatever

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they do. Of course, it's going to be Starship

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Troopers, man. It's such a cool thing, though.

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Yeah, but like a modern one. I'm going to watch

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Starship Troopers. Yeah, I was going to watch

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it. Good old movie. Oh, we could have like a

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sleepover. Yeah, we could. New vape, new me.

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Interlock our toes. That is a smaller vape. It's

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exactly the same. It's just silver. No, you had

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one of them big chunky ones that looks like a

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big old dildo, like this one. No, I haven't had

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one. I know this isn't a vape, but it's juice.

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I haven't had one of them in years. No, you have.

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I think I would know. Well, the other one that

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I was using today is literally the same size

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and is in the vape. Yeah, no, let's ignore that.

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I'm telling you, you had a big one. I did have

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a big one. See, there you go. I used to dangle

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in the water when I sat in the toilet. but it's

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got a planet on it look it's cool yeah it's very

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cool well done they put planet what they put

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fucking graphics on them now yeah man I can change

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the colour Jesus Christ sick isn't it fuck me

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Skyrim it's got a lock button which I appreciate

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that's cool because now I can't burn myself yeah

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when I'm doing stuff no that makes sense anything

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else other than Helldivers Oh, mate, everything.

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I've been busy. Have you? Yeah, I've been playing

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fucking all sorts of shit. What have you been

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up to? Oh, fucking loads, man. Did you see the

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James Bond? I did. Did you watch the whole thing?

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I watched most of it, then started skipping through

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it, and I enjoyed it. I just thought, yeah, I'll

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play that. There's no point in watching it anymore.

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Yeah, I thought exactly the same. I saw about

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15 minutes of it and went, this looks pretty,

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pretty good. It looks like Hitman and Uncharted.

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Yeah, I thought it looked like Hitman, but with

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more action. Yeah. Which is nice. Yeah. Yeah,

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no, it looks good. It does look good. I'm interested

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to see how... Is there a release date for it?

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I'm interested to see how that plays out. 007.

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Is it the first light? 2026. It doesn't have

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an actual date? Or it does? Because I can pre

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-order it, but it doesn't tell me when it...

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24 -hour early access. Jesus Christ. Hold on.

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I've never had dogs that kick off to the fucking

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ice cream man. It's September. Why is the ice

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cream man still bowling about? Fucking leave

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that. What have you been up to? Playing all sorts

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of games. I played Space Marine 2. Well, I didn't

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play. That's a complete lie. I put it on yesterday

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after I was just having a look because they did

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their big update yesterday. Where they've done

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loads of new stuff. There's new modes. There's

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new fucking... The biggest update they've ever

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done on the game. This is their year anniversary

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yesterday. Yeah, yeah. They added loads of armour.

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They added the World Eater's armour, which obviously

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I'm in for because that's my shit. Yeah, that

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is your jam. Disappointed me because you can

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only put it on the PvP armour and only on the

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fucking Vanguard, which I don't play. So that

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annoyed me. But I haven't checked out any of

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the new stuff that you can actually do on it.

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I know there's like new enemies and new game

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modes and a new shop that you can earn currency

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from in -game. It's cool stuff, man. I mean,

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they've done a season pass too, but I didn't

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buy the first one, so I'm not going to buy this

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one. But I love new stuff and I like Space Marine.

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And I also played Silksong. Jesus Christ. It's

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the last time I have to pause this podcast because

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the dogs are barking. I've killed them. they

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will no longer bother us carry on you played

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silk star silk silk valley silicon valley close

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silk silk island silk song silk song estonia

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it's though it's the sorry i was just distracted

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by something fucking hell um Silk Song Hollow

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Knight 2 basically yeah which everyone's been

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creaming over and waiting for for fucking a millennium

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Hollow Knight Silk Song was it is it good is

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it was it Hollow Knight it's got good reviews

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yeah it's fucking amazing it says Hollow Knight

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Silk Song yeah Silk Song is the sequel that came

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out yesterday yeah but it's called Hollow Knight

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Silk Song I don't think I think it's just called

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Silk Song but maybe oh no it's there yeah there

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you go that's me right again show me the case

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show me the case What do you mean, the case?

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The picture there. That one? Yeah, what does

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it say? What do you mean? It says Hollow Knight

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Silksong. 10 out of 10 on Steam. Yeah, well,

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it's fucking amazing. It's just a great little

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game. But, yeah, I'll crack on with that. It's

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fucking hard, isn't it? It's a hard game. Is

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it hard? Oh, yeah, they're proper hard. I don't

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know. I've never... As the lethal hunter Hornet,

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adventure through a kingdom ruled by Silk and

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Song. Captured and taken to this unfamiliar world,

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prepare to battle mighty foes and solve ancient

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mysteries as you ascend on a deadly pilgrimage

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to the kingdom's peak. Hollow Knight, Silk Song,

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is the epic sequel to Hollow Knight, the award

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-winning action adventure. journey to all new

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lands discover new powers battle vast hordes

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of bugs and beasts and uncover secrets tied to

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your nature and your past yeah it's good yeah

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what's um what's so overwhelmingly positive and

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it's got a fuckload of reviews as well trying

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to buy this game on release day was the worst

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and most painful two and a half hours long edging

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session in my entire life it was worth it why

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was it what Mate, don't even go there. It was

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supposed to come out yesterday, but I went on,

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I wishlisted it the day before on PlayStation.

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And I went on PlayStation when I got in yesterday.

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It was supposed to drop at like three o 'clock

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or something. And I went on PlayStation, so I

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was like, it's not on the store page. Weird.

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Before it'd be like front and center. Wasn't.

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Searched it. It was not even on the store. I

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was like, what the fuck is going on? Went on

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my wishlist. It was there. So I clicked on it

00:21:33.789 --> 00:21:36.589
on the thing, but it still wouldn't say buy or

00:21:36.589 --> 00:21:38.690
anything. It just would not appear to buy. Yeah.

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And it was doing that on everything. Steam, Xbox,

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PlayStation. It just crashed all the systems.

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I genuinely think that might have had a bit of

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a problem with the PlayStation Party. That's

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what I was thinking as well. Fucked everything.

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That really pissed me off, you know. I was like,

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it's a PS5. I was like, what do you mean it can't

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start a party? You get pissed off by two little

00:22:02.109 --> 00:22:04.089
things. You need to... What do you mean? You

00:22:04.089 --> 00:22:05.829
need to chill out. Why? Because it's not that

00:22:05.829 --> 00:22:09.089
deep, man. It is? Who cares? We played. We had

00:22:09.089 --> 00:22:10.809
fun, didn't we? What do you mean? Coming from

00:22:10.809 --> 00:22:13.329
you. No, no, I'm chilled. No, you ain't. I'm

00:22:13.329 --> 00:22:15.829
chilled. You ain't a chilled guy. I'm a very

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relaxed man. No, you aren't. I'm fucking not

00:22:18.130 --> 00:22:19.809
going to be in a minute. You see what I mean?

00:22:19.950 --> 00:22:22.210
It's a joke. But no, it's all good, isn't it?

00:22:22.210 --> 00:22:25.630
It's all good. No drama. But yeah, the... It

00:22:25.630 --> 00:22:28.789
just wouldn't appear, so... But yeah, the first

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one, man. Fucking sick game. I wonder if they

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missed out on any dough because of that. Did

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they say why that happened? No, I couldn't see

00:22:35.480 --> 00:22:37.660
nothing. But it's such a fucking great game.

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And they know it's a great game. And it's 15

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quid. Do you know what I mean? A game about bugs.

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Where you're a bug that fights other bugs, the

00:22:45.720 --> 00:22:47.559
only thing that really bugs me is how long it

00:22:47.559 --> 00:22:49.740
took for this buggy little bug of a game to finally

00:22:49.740 --> 00:22:52.079
bug its way onto my screen. No software bugs,

00:22:52.240 --> 00:22:55.700
just actual bugs. 10 out of 10. Best review ever.

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It was fantastic. The first one was fantastic.

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This one is the same but more cute, more pretty

00:23:02.720 --> 00:23:06.920
to look at. Just feels better in every aspect

00:23:06.920 --> 00:23:09.660
because it's an indie studio. They've made millions

00:23:09.660 --> 00:23:12.799
from the first one and then now... elevated to

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new heights. Yeah. But yet they still charge

00:23:14.619 --> 00:23:17.519
15 quid when they know, they know they could

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charge at least a score, 100%, right? So they're

00:23:20.819 --> 00:23:22.640
missing out on money because they're sweet. Yeah,

00:23:22.640 --> 00:23:27.259
but are they? But there's no reviews. Why? Because

00:23:27.259 --> 00:23:30.920
the company, Team Cherry, shout out to Team Cherry,

00:23:31.119 --> 00:23:34.980
they said no one is going to review it. The first

00:23:34.980 --> 00:23:38.039
people that should be playing this game are the

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people that backed it and pre -ordered it. Not

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free reviews for people. They know it's going

00:23:45.539 --> 00:23:47.660
to be the fucking GOAT game. It's going to be

00:23:47.660 --> 00:23:51.519
in Game of the Year conversation for sure. It's

00:23:51.519 --> 00:23:54.900
one of them. Every single Games Awards or anything,

00:23:55.079 --> 00:23:57.920
it's just all the comments. Silksong, when? Hollow

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Knight, when? But we know why. It's a smart thing

00:24:01.299 --> 00:24:03.519
when companies do that. Or developers, whatever.

00:24:03.700 --> 00:24:05.700
When you go, yeah, I could definitely make 30

00:24:05.700 --> 00:24:08.980
quid a pop off of this. I could also make 15.

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Chances are I'm going to get more people buying

00:24:11.339 --> 00:24:17.279
that than... Don't be such a... Greedy little

00:24:17.279 --> 00:24:20.299
cunt. No, don't be such a negative Nelly. They're

00:24:20.299 --> 00:24:23.200
great people. Who's negative? You're saying that

00:24:23.200 --> 00:24:25.460
they've done it for malicious reasons. They're

00:24:25.460 --> 00:24:27.799
good people. Who? What? They're good people.

00:24:28.000 --> 00:24:29.680
No, where did you get malicious? No, because

00:24:29.680 --> 00:24:33.259
you said that they could charge more. Yeah. But

00:24:33.259 --> 00:24:35.119
they're going to earn more money if they charge

00:24:35.119 --> 00:24:37.359
less. No, they've done it because they're nice,

00:24:37.420 --> 00:24:40.319
not because they want money. Nah. Nah, fuck it.

00:24:40.339 --> 00:24:43.299
I love them. You've got to give them their flowers,

00:24:43.400 --> 00:24:45.680
man. But yeah, it's a great game. I don't think

00:24:45.680 --> 00:24:47.319
you'd like the first one or the second one because

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I think it's too hard for you. No, I don't. Not

00:24:50.940 --> 00:24:52.539
after you've done Elden Ring. There's no Mimic

00:24:52.539 --> 00:24:55.140
tier, though. Is it like Cuphead? No, so it's

00:24:55.140 --> 00:24:57.079
like... Have you ever played a Metroidvania game?

00:24:58.380 --> 00:25:00.809
Who? A Metroidvania game. Don't tell me you've

00:25:00.809 --> 00:25:02.990
never heard of a Metroidvania. Oh, sorry. Sorry,

00:25:03.069 --> 00:25:04.690
I forget that you're speaking pure fucking English

00:25:04.690 --> 00:25:06.349
there. Mate, fuck off, mate. Everyone knows what

00:25:06.349 --> 00:25:08.289
a Metroidvania is. No, everyone who's fucking

00:25:08.289 --> 00:25:10.849
under the age of 50 doesn't know what a Metroid...

00:25:10.849 --> 00:25:13.670
Yes, they fucking do. That's the first... There's

00:25:13.670 --> 00:25:16.630
a girl at work, right? And this will tie in well.

00:25:17.450 --> 00:25:19.930
She's pregnant, right? And she announced it on

00:25:19.930 --> 00:25:23.789
Instagram yesterday, right? Guess the baby's

00:25:23.789 --> 00:25:26.970
name. I think it's a boy. You will never guess

00:25:26.970 --> 00:25:29.430
the name. Because I've never heard of it once.

00:25:29.890 --> 00:25:32.650
I bet I've heard of it. I bet you haven't. Hit

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me. Curran. C -U -R -R -A -N. I know someone

00:25:38.329 --> 00:25:40.049
with that surname. Fuck off, do you? No, you

00:25:40.049 --> 00:25:41.849
don't. No, you don't. I can tell you. You can

00:25:41.849 --> 00:25:45.109
Google him. Facebook him. You don't. I do. I

00:25:45.109 --> 00:25:48.670
will. Surname, not first name. Well, no, because

00:25:48.670 --> 00:25:51.410
it's obviously a name. Yeah, I'm just saying.

00:25:51.470 --> 00:25:52.930
I know someone with that second name. I don't

00:25:52.930 --> 00:25:57.660
know first name. It's just such a... This is

00:25:57.660 --> 00:26:01.059
what I'm saying, is I'm quite adept with names.

00:26:01.279 --> 00:26:03.220
You know what I mean? I've met people. Everyone

00:26:03.220 --> 00:26:05.859
has a name. So I feel like in the world of names,

00:26:05.920 --> 00:26:08.180
I'm probably professional level of understanding

00:26:08.180 --> 00:26:12.140
names. Yeah. Curran threw me by surprise. Right?

00:26:12.240 --> 00:26:14.500
This is a professional podcast, gaming podcast.

00:26:14.759 --> 00:26:16.299
I was about to say, this podcast, lucky this

00:26:16.299 --> 00:26:18.759
is free. Where I feel like, what do you mean?

00:26:19.480 --> 00:26:21.440
We've done way worse than this. I know names.

00:26:21.779 --> 00:26:24.880
People have got names. Yeah. I've met people.

00:26:25.559 --> 00:26:28.400
And they've got names. Yeah, good one, mate.

00:26:28.440 --> 00:26:31.619
Yeah, they understand. And I'm simply saying,

00:26:31.839 --> 00:26:35.720
I've never heard of a, well, and because I've

00:26:35.720 --> 00:26:37.220
never heard of it, it must mean that it's not

00:26:37.220 --> 00:26:40.579
that mainstream, a Metroidvania game. Yeah, the

00:26:40.579 --> 00:26:41.920
fact that you've never heard of that means nothing.

00:26:41.940 --> 00:26:43.440
No, I'll Google this and it'll say that it's

00:26:43.440 --> 00:26:45.039
not popular. It's an entire genre, bro. It's

00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:47.599
an entire genre, of course it is. It's a combination

00:26:47.599 --> 00:26:50.319
between Metroid and Castlevania combined. At

00:26:50.319 --> 00:26:53.660
a glance, Google can only give me 42 different

00:26:53.660 --> 00:26:57.519
examples. Of a Metroidvania game. Oh, there's

00:26:57.519 --> 00:27:00.720
more. You've heard of a roguelike? Yeah. Yeah,

00:27:00.740 --> 00:27:03.059
that is a lot less popular than Metroidvania.

00:27:03.220 --> 00:27:06.220
Like, the terminology. Really? Not so much now,

00:27:06.359 --> 00:27:09.240
because roguelike have become a much bigger thing.

00:27:09.519 --> 00:27:12.400
But five years ago, maybe? Metroidvania, you

00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:14.200
would have heard. Dead Cells, I've heard of.

00:27:14.380 --> 00:27:17.900
Yeah, Metroidvania. Guacamelee. Guacamelee, yeah.

00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:21.039
Metroid Dread. Yeah, because it's a Metroid game,

00:27:21.079 --> 00:27:26.579
yeah. SteamWorld. I've heard of that. Haiku the

00:27:26.579 --> 00:27:29.500
Robot. I have heard of quite a lot of these.

00:27:29.799 --> 00:27:34.539
Blasphemous 2, Castlevania, Bloodstained. Ori

00:27:34.539 --> 00:27:36.940
and the Will of the Wisps. I've heard of that.

00:27:37.000 --> 00:27:43.859
Ori and the Blind Forest. Okay. Here we go. And

00:27:43.859 --> 00:27:46.460
Metroidvania is an action -adventure video game

00:27:46.460 --> 00:27:49.039
sub -genre characterised by a large, interconnected

00:27:49.039 --> 00:27:52.240
world that players explore non -linearly, acquiring

00:27:52.240 --> 00:27:54.460
new abilities or items to overcome obstacles

00:27:54.460 --> 00:27:58.000
and access previously unreachable areas. Oh,

00:27:58.019 --> 00:28:00.539
so I've definitely played them before. 100%.

00:28:00.539 --> 00:28:04.720
100%. So basically... Obviously, you've never

00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:07.579
played Castlevania, I'm guessing. No, no. So

00:28:07.579 --> 00:28:09.420
Castlevania, I'm not sure which one comes first,

00:28:09.500 --> 00:28:11.160
Metroid or Castlevania. I think Castlevania.

00:28:11.660 --> 00:28:13.660
But either way, they're both very similar games.

00:28:13.819 --> 00:28:17.059
So they just put them in together and said they're

00:28:17.059 --> 00:28:19.940
Metroidvanias. Yep. And they are exactly what

00:28:19.940 --> 00:28:21.960
was just said. So you'll start at the beginning

00:28:21.960 --> 00:28:23.200
of the game. You'll, I don't know, go through

00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:25.119
a castle or something and there'll be a door

00:28:25.119 --> 00:28:26.720
and you can't get through the door or you'll

00:28:26.720 --> 00:28:28.759
see like, I don't know, a room and then there's

00:28:28.759 --> 00:28:32.250
a big gap of loads of spikes on. I don't know

00:28:32.250 --> 00:28:35.430
how to get over there. But then 15 hours later,

00:28:35.529 --> 00:28:37.869
you get a new power that lets you walk on spikes.

00:28:38.009 --> 00:28:39.190
And then you go, oh, fucking hell, I remember

00:28:39.190 --> 00:28:40.809
that room with all the spikes in. So you'll go

00:28:40.809 --> 00:28:43.710
back to that room. That's a Metroidvania. Like

00:28:43.710 --> 00:28:46.650
Pokemon. Yeah, kind of like Pokemon, but nothing

00:28:46.650 --> 00:28:48.309
like Pokemon. Yeah, I know what you mean. But

00:28:48.309 --> 00:28:52.150
that sort of mechanic of, oh, you can't touch

00:28:52.150 --> 00:28:54.769
this for two thirds of the game. Remember to

00:28:54.769 --> 00:28:57.690
come back when you can. But Metroidvanias are

00:28:57.690 --> 00:29:01.829
notoriously punishable because... You can't look

00:29:01.829 --> 00:29:03.710
at the map and be like, oh, that's the spike

00:29:03.710 --> 00:29:06.549
room. You might be able to aesthetically see,

00:29:06.710 --> 00:29:10.410
but there's no markers that go, oh, you can go

00:29:10.410 --> 00:29:12.950
here now. You just have to stumble across it.

00:29:13.069 --> 00:29:15.410
And they're full of secrets, like hitting walls

00:29:15.410 --> 00:29:17.890
and shit, and then a fucking whole new thing

00:29:17.890 --> 00:29:20.529
comes out. They're just fantastic games. But

00:29:20.529 --> 00:29:23.849
yeah, the Hollow Knight 1, I don't think I finished

00:29:23.849 --> 00:29:26.990
it because I was playing it on the Nintendo Switch

00:29:26.990 --> 00:29:31.170
when my daughter was born. And I just weren't

00:29:31.170 --> 00:29:32.710
really feeling it and never really fucked with

00:29:32.710 --> 00:29:36.430
it. But I enjoyed what I was playing. But yeah,

00:29:36.470 --> 00:29:38.529
then when I ended up just watching a playthrough

00:29:38.529 --> 00:29:40.089
on YouTube, so I was like, fuck it, I'm done.

00:29:40.289 --> 00:29:42.190
But I enjoyed it. And I knew the second one would

00:29:42.190 --> 00:29:45.230
be, you know, that times 10. And it's all fresh

00:29:45.230 --> 00:29:46.809
for everyone. No one knows, so no one can spoil

00:29:46.809 --> 00:29:48.109
anything. It's all going through at the same

00:29:48.109 --> 00:29:50.809
time. So I bought it, even though I'm kind of

00:29:50.809 --> 00:29:52.869
going against my new rule where I don't buy anything

00:29:52.869 --> 00:29:55.089
until I finish the games I'm playing. But it's

00:29:55.089 --> 00:29:56.789
one of them. I'll just play for 20 minutes, half

00:29:56.789 --> 00:29:59.509
hour. Then go back to Rogue Trader and slog along.

00:29:59.750 --> 00:30:02.609
Yeah, I mean, and who? And slog along. Oh, I

00:30:02.609 --> 00:30:04.190
thought you said snog along. I was like, is this

00:30:04.190 --> 00:30:06.210
a new character? Oh, mate, you don't even want

00:30:06.210 --> 00:30:08.230
to know what's been going on in the last week,

00:30:08.250 --> 00:30:11.690
mate. It's fucking wild out here. It's fucking

00:30:11.690 --> 00:30:16.009
wild, mate, I'm telling you. Why? Are we on that

00:30:16.009 --> 00:30:18.829
already, are we? Gordon Bennett, I don't even

00:30:18.829 --> 00:30:21.630
know. Where did I leave off? Because it's just

00:30:21.630 --> 00:30:25.509
endless fucking torment across the stars. Where

00:30:25.509 --> 00:30:28.380
the fuck were you? What was he doing? I know

00:30:28.380 --> 00:30:30.900
I'd escaped the Jakari fucking prison. You'd

00:30:30.900 --> 00:30:35.900
escaped that gaff and then you were back and...

00:30:35.900 --> 00:30:39.900
Oh, what happened? You were back on your ship.

00:30:41.319 --> 00:30:43.940
Obviously. Yeah, I was back on my ship and I

00:30:43.940 --> 00:30:45.460
had to go to the Inquisitor who took over my

00:30:45.460 --> 00:30:48.119
station, hadn't he? My footfall station where

00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:50.000
all the cannibals lived. Yeah, that's the one.

00:30:50.180 --> 00:30:53.220
Yeah, so there's two other rogue traders in the

00:30:53.220 --> 00:30:58.640
sector. that owned different things. One of them

00:30:58.640 --> 00:31:02.460
was a geezer called Caligos Winterscale. He'd

00:31:02.460 --> 00:31:08.880
run amok on one of his planets. He hadn't heeded

00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:12.160
the Inquisitor's calls, so I went down to have

00:31:12.160 --> 00:31:14.460
a little butcher, see what was going on. He was

00:31:14.460 --> 00:31:16.339
in some forest or something. He hadn't been backed

00:31:16.339 --> 00:31:20.099
onto his ship for a fucking month. So I went

00:31:20.099 --> 00:31:23.599
looking for him, found him. And he was just killing

00:31:23.599 --> 00:31:26.519
all the Aldari, Eldari, whatever they are, the

00:31:26.519 --> 00:31:29.859
elves, basically. Which, you know, I've got that

00:31:29.859 --> 00:31:34.119
alien with me. She's like, she's the one that

00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:36.720
everyone wanted me to kill because she trapped

00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:39.099
us and got us taken in the prison. But I, you

00:31:39.099 --> 00:31:40.680
know, forgave her because he was shagging her

00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:46.000
or whatever. And then, yeah, and then Caligar's

00:31:46.000 --> 00:31:48.799
winter scale was like, let's kill all the Eldari.

00:31:49.559 --> 00:31:52.849
And I was like... But then I've got... I've got

00:31:52.849 --> 00:31:55.170
one. I've got one, yeah. Yeah. She didn't like

00:31:55.170 --> 00:31:58.210
that. So she was like, I'm going to meet my friends

00:31:58.210 --> 00:32:01.269
and give them a head start. Yeah. And then we

00:32:01.269 --> 00:32:07.769
finally all met up and... Yeah. She got slaughtered.

00:32:08.450 --> 00:32:13.089
Oh. I killed them all. Me and Caligar killed

00:32:13.089 --> 00:32:16.630
every single Eldari that was there. What, you

00:32:16.630 --> 00:32:20.339
killed your... My companion. My friend. Why?

00:32:20.960 --> 00:32:28.220
What? Why? Funny. What did the... What did your

00:32:28.220 --> 00:32:30.119
little inquisitor friend... Well, he don't fucking...

00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:31.960
He hated her from day dot because she's an alien,

00:32:32.099 --> 00:32:33.799
isn't she? They don't fuck with aliens. She just

00:32:33.799 --> 00:32:37.099
killed all the aliens. Killed them all. But...

00:32:37.099 --> 00:32:39.200
I can see what these people look like. Interestingly

00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:43.599
enough, it's A -E -L -D -E -R -I, I think. If

00:32:43.599 --> 00:32:49.220
you're looking for Aldari. Aldari. But if you're...

00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:51.259
But, yeah, they're... Oh, yeah, they just look

00:32:51.259 --> 00:32:53.240
like elves. Well, they are. Elves in space, man.

00:32:53.339 --> 00:32:55.039
They just look like... Well, how can you fucking

00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:57.480
call that an alien? I'm sorry, how can you look

00:32:57.480 --> 00:33:01.480
like an Inquisitor and then look at them and

00:33:01.480 --> 00:33:03.559
go, oh, yeah, no, they're the freaks? They've

00:33:03.559 --> 00:33:06.079
got long ears and that, haven't they? I'm sorry,

00:33:06.200 --> 00:33:08.000
I forget Inquisitors ain't fucking half robots

00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:12.759
and shit. They're not half robots, bruv. Yeah,

00:33:12.900 --> 00:33:15.819
so, well, they're alien to humans anyway, so

00:33:15.819 --> 00:33:19.650
that's just the thing they go with. And, yeah,

00:33:19.910 --> 00:33:23.789
Caligos, his mate, he was, like, laughing and

00:33:23.789 --> 00:33:26.109
smirking at me and all sorts. He loved it. He

00:33:26.109 --> 00:33:29.490
loved the blood. Turns out he's a fucking world

00:33:29.490 --> 00:33:32.549
eater, isn't he? Ah, that's good. So I was like,

00:33:32.670 --> 00:33:35.529
oh, yeah, sick. Yeah, you're cool. So he gave

00:33:35.529 --> 00:33:38.670
me a world eater sword. But interestingly, I

00:33:38.670 --> 00:33:39.809
wouldn't have known he was a world eater. It

00:33:39.809 --> 00:33:41.089
was only because I know the world eater lore.

00:33:41.230 --> 00:33:44.329
I knew what they were, like, getting at. So,

00:33:44.369 --> 00:33:47.150
yeah, that was cool. So me and Caligos are, like,

00:33:47.150 --> 00:33:50.509
best buds now. So I fucked off back to Footfall

00:33:50.509 --> 00:33:56.089
to see what the Inquisitor was up to. He got

00:33:56.089 --> 00:33:58.089
the other Inquisitor there running the show on

00:33:58.089 --> 00:34:01.230
my fucking space station. So I was not happy.

00:34:01.390 --> 00:34:04.170
So I turned up. She's giving it to Barry. So

00:34:04.170 --> 00:34:06.210
I pointed a gun at her. I was like, fuck off,

00:34:06.210 --> 00:34:08.369
will you? She's like, I've got a force field

00:34:08.369 --> 00:34:11.329
around me. What, the Inquisitor? No, the other

00:34:11.329 --> 00:34:14.989
road trader. Oh, right. He put her in charge

00:34:14.989 --> 00:34:19.300
of the station for a while. For a while. So,

00:34:19.579 --> 00:34:21.280
yeah, I went and met my old mate that I made

00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:24.079
a deal with originally to give him rations in

00:34:24.079 --> 00:34:26.139
exchange for Xenos stuff. He was hiding up in

00:34:26.139 --> 00:34:28.039
a bar because he was actually in charge of the

00:34:28.039 --> 00:34:31.900
planet, even though it was mine, whatever. And

00:34:31.900 --> 00:34:37.139
then I basically hatched a plan to trap the rogue

00:34:37.139 --> 00:34:39.400
trader. So I said, oh, yeah, he's willing to

00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:41.280
surrender, so come and get him. She turned up

00:34:41.280 --> 00:34:43.079
and we blew her fucking head off and all her

00:34:43.079 --> 00:34:46.929
goons. And then it was like, yeah. Are you allowed

00:34:46.929 --> 00:34:49.449
to do that? Fuck, do what I want, mate. So then

00:34:49.449 --> 00:34:53.510
they was like, oh, what laws do you want to incite?

00:34:53.590 --> 00:34:55.789
I was like, it's a fucking lawless place. Fuck

00:34:55.789 --> 00:34:58.010
the Imperium. Fuck everything. Do what you want.

00:34:58.110 --> 00:35:00.769
Everyone was like, eee. So just chaos. I fucked

00:35:00.769 --> 00:35:03.690
off off there. Had enough of that. Got back on

00:35:03.690 --> 00:35:06.889
my ship. Went somewhere else and then all of

00:35:06.889 --> 00:35:09.550
a sudden they were like, oh, Lord Captain, Lord

00:35:09.550 --> 00:35:12.210
Captain, it's all going off. All trouble and

00:35:12.210 --> 00:35:14.550
shit. I was like, oh, God, what's happening?

00:35:14.829 --> 00:35:17.869
That's how they come up onto the main deck, wasn't

00:35:17.869 --> 00:35:20.369
it? There's all shit going on. I was like, all

00:35:20.369 --> 00:35:22.469
right, I'll go and have a look. I went and got

00:35:22.469 --> 00:35:25.170
in the elevator to go a bit lower. And the fucking

00:35:25.170 --> 00:35:27.730
elevator fell all the way down to the bottom.

00:35:28.429 --> 00:35:31.289
And I come out of there and one of my old pals

00:35:31.289 --> 00:35:33.630
was there. Turns out he's a traitor. He tried

00:35:33.630 --> 00:35:36.780
to shoot me. And then he fucked off on a train.

00:35:37.559 --> 00:35:40.940
You've got trains on your ship? Yeah, it's massive,

00:35:41.019 --> 00:35:42.960
mate. I told you, the ship's huge. Of course

00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:46.559
it has a fucking spaceship. And then the jean

00:35:46.559 --> 00:35:49.800
-stealers turn up. Dirty little bastards. Who?

00:35:50.159 --> 00:35:53.440
Jean -stealers. The stealers of jeans, not Levi's.

00:35:56.150 --> 00:35:59.090
Little fucking alien fuckers. Oh, he's took my

00:35:59.090 --> 00:36:02.030
jeans. Yeah, they're proper fucking aliens, mate.

00:36:02.230 --> 00:36:05.010
He's took my fucking jeans. They're my Levi's.

00:36:05.150 --> 00:36:07.989
Yeah, they all turned up. That was all fucking

00:36:07.989 --> 00:36:11.409
kicking off like double lively. And then I ended

00:36:11.409 --> 00:36:13.630
up in that fucking place, didn't I, where I let

00:36:13.630 --> 00:36:15.769
it all get a bit oozy. Oh, they are proper aliens,

00:36:15.869 --> 00:36:19.750
them jeans dealers. They almost look like fucking

00:36:19.750 --> 00:36:26.469
squid people. Yeah, they... Yeah, then I ended

00:36:26.469 --> 00:36:28.630
up back in that fucking place that I let go to

00:36:28.630 --> 00:36:30.730
the dogs, didn't I? You know, all the ooze and

00:36:30.730 --> 00:36:33.030
that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You was in there, wasn't

00:36:33.030 --> 00:36:35.449
you? Yeah, I actually saw the repercussions of

00:36:35.449 --> 00:36:37.349
my actions. It was a bit naughty in there. What

00:36:37.349 --> 00:36:39.190
was the repercussions? It was just dirty and

00:36:39.190 --> 00:36:42.010
green and slimy and shit. And people were, like,

00:36:42.030 --> 00:36:46.949
oozing out pus. Yeah. It was a bit gross. So,

00:36:47.030 --> 00:36:50.949
yeah, I dealt with that. Killed everyone. And

00:36:50.949 --> 00:36:56.289
then... Then I went back up to the top. That's

00:36:56.289 --> 00:36:58.789
your default setting for fixing something. Just

00:36:58.789 --> 00:37:01.710
kill it. Just eradicate it. Kill it. Oh, yeah.

00:37:01.769 --> 00:37:04.610
Also, that alien, my companion that I killed,

00:37:04.710 --> 00:37:07.590
they have like spirit stones. So I took a spirit

00:37:07.590 --> 00:37:10.929
stone and then gave it to the altar behind my

00:37:10.929 --> 00:37:13.750
bed. And that took it, gave me a new ability.

00:37:13.849 --> 00:37:16.889
So I can like warp shriek and shit now. It's

00:37:16.889 --> 00:37:19.909
a bit mad. All sorts of warp fucking powers and

00:37:19.909 --> 00:37:25.119
stuff. And then, yeah, my little shadow, my assassin,

00:37:25.380 --> 00:37:27.659
Kibella, she's my favourite character probably

00:37:27.659 --> 00:37:30.059
other than the Inquisitor. She's double hard.

00:37:31.239 --> 00:37:33.280
She started going a bit loopy. She just chopped

00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:37.199
off some geezer's head. So then she got dragged

00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:39.320
before me saying, oh, you can't do this, you

00:37:39.320 --> 00:37:40.840
can't do that. I was like, she can do what she

00:37:40.840 --> 00:37:44.019
wants. Don't fucking touch her again. And I was

00:37:44.019 --> 00:37:45.519
like, oh, she's not the same. Because when we

00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:49.449
was in the Eldari prison... Some mad experiments

00:37:49.449 --> 00:37:52.190
got put on all my companions and one of us, she

00:37:52.190 --> 00:37:54.110
got like cloned. So they were like, oh, you might

00:37:54.110 --> 00:37:56.429
have got the wrong clone back and all this bollocks.

00:37:57.530 --> 00:38:02.389
So I went to my astropath choir and basically

00:38:02.389 --> 00:38:06.250
got put inside her head and dealt with that.

00:38:06.309 --> 00:38:10.130
I saw the Lord God Emperor himself and I told

00:38:10.130 --> 00:38:13.789
him to kneel before me. That didn't go down well.

00:38:13.889 --> 00:38:16.409
No, no, no, wait. I'm lost. Because there was

00:38:16.409 --> 00:38:21.449
a choir. What? The Astropathic Choir. The Astropathic

00:38:21.449 --> 00:38:25.070
Choir. So that's how they fucking talk between

00:38:25.070 --> 00:38:27.829
worlds. Do you know what I mean? The astropaths,

00:38:27.829 --> 00:38:30.429
they talk between worlds. They're the ones that

00:38:30.429 --> 00:38:34.289
communicate messages. Right, okay. So they're

00:38:34.289 --> 00:38:37.449
like WhatsApp for Warhammer. Yeah, basically.

00:38:37.550 --> 00:38:41.329
Warhammer WhatsApp. So what, you needed them

00:38:41.329 --> 00:38:44.130
to send a message to who? No, no, they'd done

00:38:44.130 --> 00:38:46.369
like a fucking ritual, so I got to go inside

00:38:46.369 --> 00:38:49.829
of my companion's head. Yeah, so they went...

00:38:49.829 --> 00:38:53.170
Yeah, you didn't score, exactly that. You're

00:38:53.170 --> 00:38:57.429
now in her head, and what's going on? It's just

00:38:57.429 --> 00:38:59.750
loads of mad shit. There was a guard in the way,

00:38:59.869 --> 00:39:02.210
I fucking stabbed him up, and then it showed

00:39:02.210 --> 00:39:04.449
me a tarot card or fucking some shit. I don't

00:39:04.449 --> 00:39:06.429
know, a load of weird shit. It's weird, man.

00:39:06.489 --> 00:39:08.489
It's just weird shit, isn't it? And then, yeah,

00:39:08.550 --> 00:39:10.670
the God Emperor was sitting there on his throne,

00:39:10.750 --> 00:39:13.210
and he's just a big skull and that. Why was the

00:39:13.210 --> 00:39:14.690
God Emperor there? I don't know. I'm in her head,

00:39:14.690 --> 00:39:16.550
aren't I? Well, the one that they're feeding

00:39:16.550 --> 00:39:20.250
thousand bodies to a day. But you're in her head,

00:39:20.289 --> 00:39:22.889
so it's her perceived vision of him. Of him.

00:39:22.969 --> 00:39:28.010
And so he sat there, dead but alive. Mate, he's

00:39:28.010 --> 00:39:31.329
massive as well. He was like 8 ,000 times my

00:39:31.329 --> 00:39:33.610
size, like a giant. Big bowl of bodies that he

00:39:33.610 --> 00:39:35.840
just has a munch of every now and then. Or someone

00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:40.800
fucking like popcorn. Did he say anything to

00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:44.699
you? No, I think he was just like looking at

00:39:44.699 --> 00:39:46.360
me or whatever. He was just looking at you? And

00:39:46.360 --> 00:39:48.800
then what did you do? Because it's a weird thing.

00:39:49.099 --> 00:39:52.440
It's like all on paper. It's weird. I can't explain

00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:56.099
it. It comes up in like text format, this part

00:39:56.099 --> 00:39:58.280
of it. You're not actually there. It just says

00:39:58.280 --> 00:40:00.360
what's happening. So there's a picture of him

00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:04.030
sitting on his phone and all that bollocks. So,

00:40:04.050 --> 00:40:06.769
yeah, and just one of the options was tell him

00:40:06.769 --> 00:40:09.530
to get off my throne. You get off, that's mine.

00:40:09.829 --> 00:40:12.610
And he just smiled or something and started bleeding

00:40:12.610 --> 00:40:15.869
out his eyeballs or some shit. And then I just

00:40:15.869 --> 00:40:17.969
continued with that trend of fuck off, mate.

00:40:18.309 --> 00:40:22.769
Give me back my pal. And then they was like,

00:40:22.949 --> 00:40:25.269
and then I think he touched my heart or something

00:40:25.269 --> 00:40:27.730
and then pulled something really tightly and

00:40:27.730 --> 00:40:30.250
was like, look, I can just end you. Do you know

00:40:30.250 --> 00:40:32.510
what I mean? Then he whispered a name and said,

00:40:32.650 --> 00:40:34.449
if you want your companion back, you have to

00:40:34.449 --> 00:40:36.210
kill this person. I was like, yeah, all right,

00:40:36.210 --> 00:40:39.929
sweet. Good at that. Fuck it. No problem. Yeah,

00:40:39.969 --> 00:40:42.170
you want me to kill someone? Yeah. No worries.

00:40:42.289 --> 00:40:45.150
Whatever will I do? So yeah, I agreed to that.

00:40:45.849 --> 00:40:50.769
And all Gucci. And now that's where I'm at. Oh,

00:40:50.769 --> 00:40:52.110
so you haven't found them and killed whoever

00:40:52.110 --> 00:40:53.190
this person is? No, no, no. That's where I turn

00:40:53.190 --> 00:40:54.610
it off. Because I like to turn it off from places

00:40:54.610 --> 00:40:56.769
where I'm about to embark on something cool.

00:40:56.969 --> 00:40:59.670
I look forward to it. So he pulled at your heartstrings.

00:41:00.269 --> 00:41:03.469
literally yeah and went i will end you yeah he

00:41:03.469 --> 00:41:06.130
said he said that he said that he sees inside

00:41:06.130 --> 00:41:09.309
me I'm a bad, bad man, basically. Not in them

00:41:09.309 --> 00:41:13.510
words. You are a bad, bad man. Yeah, he was like,

00:41:13.570 --> 00:41:15.769
you're a very naughty boy. You're in a lot of

00:41:15.769 --> 00:41:17.670
trouble. And we're going to see each other very

00:41:17.670 --> 00:41:21.070
soon, but not yet. And when you do see me, you

00:41:21.070 --> 00:41:23.369
will be judged. And I was like, fuck off, mate.

00:41:23.510 --> 00:41:25.789
I've got chaos gods on my side, you dickhead.

00:41:25.909 --> 00:41:27.550
Who cares if you're going to judge me? What the

00:41:27.550 --> 00:41:30.889
fuck are you on about? Have you seen my altar?

00:41:31.610 --> 00:41:35.949
Exactly. Back at that. Absolute fraggle, mate.

00:41:36.829 --> 00:41:40.309
I mean, is he though? Is he not better than a

00:41:40.309 --> 00:41:44.349
chaos god? He's a cunt. The god emperor of mankind

00:41:44.349 --> 00:41:48.949
is a cunt. What is the law around the god emperor?

00:41:49.090 --> 00:41:50.489
He's just a man. Why is he in this position that

00:41:50.489 --> 00:41:53.130
he is? He is a man that was born in like the

00:41:53.130 --> 00:41:55.429
Roman times or something. Or no, he was born

00:41:55.429 --> 00:41:58.869
at the beginning of fucking earth. And he's just

00:41:58.869 --> 00:42:01.230
lived forever and he's just a fucking horrible

00:42:01.230 --> 00:42:04.619
cunt. And everything's done in his name. But

00:42:04.619 --> 00:42:06.900
he's just a piece of shit. As the emperor travelled

00:42:06.900 --> 00:42:09.420
across the stars, some humans wanted to worship

00:42:09.420 --> 00:42:12.320
him as a god. However, he forbade it, proclaiming,

00:42:12.320 --> 00:42:15.199
I am not a god. Rather than enslaving humanity,

00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:18.000
I want to free it from ignorance and superstition.

00:42:19.460 --> 00:42:23.590
So he's just a man. How is he so big and how

00:42:23.590 --> 00:42:24.969
are they keeping him alive then? He's a corpse

00:42:24.969 --> 00:42:27.590
emperor. He's not big. That was just in her brain.

00:42:27.789 --> 00:42:30.230
No, I thought he was big though. Why did I have

00:42:30.230 --> 00:42:32.090
that vision in my head that he was big? No, no,

00:42:32.090 --> 00:42:34.530
no. He's just a normal sized geyser. I think

00:42:34.530 --> 00:42:36.449
he's big like Space Marine big, but he's not

00:42:36.449 --> 00:42:39.789
big as in ginormous. He's certainly not now.

00:42:39.849 --> 00:42:42.010
He's just a corpse in a fucking golden throne

00:42:42.010 --> 00:42:45.469
room. Yeah, he's just sat there in a chair as

00:42:45.469 --> 00:42:48.369
a skull, isn't he? He's fucked up, boy. Well,

00:42:48.389 --> 00:42:51.260
I say as a skull. Yeah, because he's just like

00:42:51.260 --> 00:42:54.159
decomposed. Yeah, yeah. But is he still alive?

00:42:54.599 --> 00:42:56.659
Yeah, yeah. They're keeping him alive by sacrificing

00:42:56.659 --> 00:42:59.900
the psychos to keep him alive. But he can't do

00:42:59.900 --> 00:43:03.980
anything. Oh, no, because they think that if

00:43:03.980 --> 00:43:06.960
he were to die, then the... Is it the warp? The

00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:09.599
warp will overtake the world. Yeah, because isn't

00:43:09.599 --> 00:43:14.480
it... If they believe... The Imperium of Man

00:43:14.480 --> 00:43:18.849
believe that if the Emperor dies... then the

00:43:18.849 --> 00:43:22.230
thing that they made that allows intergalactic

00:43:22.230 --> 00:43:26.690
travel will cease working, is what they believe.

00:43:26.849 --> 00:43:28.489
It's all propaganda, mate. Yeah, that's what

00:43:28.489 --> 00:43:30.849
I'm saying. I don't know what they believe, but

00:43:30.849 --> 00:43:32.409
they just have to keep him alive. Yeah, yeah,

00:43:32.489 --> 00:43:34.289
yeah. And they worship him and call him the God

00:43:34.289 --> 00:43:36.489
Emperor, and then all people that don't like

00:43:36.489 --> 00:43:38.969
him, i .e. aliens and shit, call him the Corpse

00:43:38.969 --> 00:43:41.730
Emperor. And Cabella, which is my companion,

00:43:41.989 --> 00:43:44.909
she works for the Bloodspun Web, which is like

00:43:44.909 --> 00:43:49.099
a death cult. and they call him the Nameless

00:43:49.099 --> 00:43:51.360
One or something, and he whispers names to them,

00:43:51.460 --> 00:43:54.579
and then they go kill him. But this person that

00:43:54.579 --> 00:43:56.519
she decapitated was not whispered to her. She

00:43:56.519 --> 00:43:58.179
just did it because she felt like it, because

00:43:58.179 --> 00:44:02.280
she thought he was a piece of shit. Are you worried

00:44:02.280 --> 00:44:04.300
she's going to do that to you? No, because we're

00:44:04.300 --> 00:44:07.179
great friends. Yeah, but you were friends with

00:44:07.179 --> 00:44:09.059
the other one as well. Yeah, but she was an alien.

00:44:09.900 --> 00:44:12.880
So, you know, it was my duty. And she stood in

00:44:12.880 --> 00:44:15.320
the way of me and Caligar, and we're rogue traders.

00:44:16.239 --> 00:44:18.559
We're best buds. But yeah, it's interesting now

00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:21.059
that I've killed the other rogue trader. The

00:44:21.059 --> 00:44:24.079
Lord Inquisitor is still in front. I love that

00:44:24.079 --> 00:44:27.739
as a sentence. You go, me and Caligus, the other

00:44:27.739 --> 00:44:30.800
rogue trader, we're best buds. And then you followed

00:44:30.800 --> 00:44:33.320
that on with, so when I killed the other rogue

00:44:33.320 --> 00:44:36.280
trader. I killed the other one. The Lord Inquisitor

00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:38.099
hasn't said anything about it, which I'm interested

00:44:38.099 --> 00:44:43.559
to see what his take is on it. But also... What

00:44:43.559 --> 00:44:46.119
did you think of this? Also, that reminds me,

00:44:46.219 --> 00:44:51.639
old Henrix, my Inquisite mate, he was like, oh,

00:44:51.719 --> 00:44:55.360
come fucking crawling back, didn't he? Oh, I'm

00:44:55.360 --> 00:44:56.980
sorry I snitched on you, but I've got a really

00:44:56.980 --> 00:44:59.199
big problem I need you to help me with. Fucking

00:44:59.199 --> 00:45:01.960
here we go. Go on then. He was like, oh, yeah,

00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:04.500
one of my old pals, they're in a bit of bother.

00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:08.679
Can we go deal with it? So off we flew to another

00:45:08.679 --> 00:45:13.679
planet, got there. And his old pal, turns out

00:45:13.679 --> 00:45:15.940
she's fucking, she's a bit naughty now. She's

00:45:15.940 --> 00:45:19.340
turned to chaos. So he was like, oh, fucking

00:45:19.340 --> 00:45:22.119
hell, what's going on here? Turns out, they weren't

00:45:22.119 --> 00:45:23.400
supposed to be having this conversation in front

00:45:23.400 --> 00:45:27.800
of me. The fucking Lord Inquisitor, he might

00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:31.139
be a bit naughty himself. Oh, really? Yeah. So

00:45:31.139 --> 00:45:35.199
he might be, he might be, what's the word? Colluding?

00:45:35.719 --> 00:45:38.659
Yeah. With aliens and doing all sorts of dodgy

00:45:38.659 --> 00:45:40.900
shit. Oh, he's doing these on the old Xenos fucking

00:45:40.900 --> 00:45:43.320
deal, is he? So Henrix is like, hmm, I'm not

00:45:43.320 --> 00:45:45.119
sure about this. So I think, oh, hold on, hold

00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:48.280
on. So your boss, not so squeaky clean after

00:45:48.280 --> 00:45:51.719
all. I'm going to turn Henrix to me. He's going

00:45:51.719 --> 00:45:54.159
to come to my side. And we're going to kill him.

00:45:55.519 --> 00:45:56.880
That's what I decide. I don't know if the game

00:45:56.880 --> 00:45:58.280
will let me. That's what I'm going to do. Well,

00:45:58.300 --> 00:45:59.659
you're going to try and kill the Inquisitor.

00:45:59.719 --> 00:46:02.599
Yeah, fuck him. Because I've got Chaos Gods on

00:46:02.599 --> 00:46:07.239
my side. And when I... I'm going to be a bad

00:46:07.239 --> 00:46:11.480
demon. I'm just naughty. Have you done any more

00:46:11.480 --> 00:46:13.539
praying to the altar? Yeah, every time. Every

00:46:13.539 --> 00:46:15.099
time I'm on the ship, I quickly go to the bedroom

00:46:15.099 --> 00:46:16.940
and pray just to see if anything else happens.

00:46:17.820 --> 00:46:19.360
Because, like I say, I shattered that fucking

00:46:19.360 --> 00:46:21.880
stone. It was like, yeah, take it. I was like,

00:46:21.960 --> 00:46:24.719
yeah, take it, yeah. And then, yeah, whispers.

00:46:24.780 --> 00:46:28.519
It was like... I was like, yeah, I get it. Kill

00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:32.000
everyone. No, not everyone. I mean, let's not

00:46:32.000 --> 00:46:33.840
kill everyone. Otherwise, no one will fear us.

00:46:34.039 --> 00:46:37.119
Oh, yeah. Good point. Imagine that as a problem.

00:46:37.260 --> 00:46:39.860
We've killed everyone. Now no one's scared of

00:46:39.860 --> 00:46:41.579
us because there's no one left. This is the problem

00:46:41.579 --> 00:46:45.139
with the game is that it's so great. But now,

00:46:45.380 --> 00:46:48.460
even though I'm playing Corvus as I want Corvus

00:46:48.460 --> 00:46:50.860
to be played in terms of... you know, from the

00:46:50.860 --> 00:46:53.280
very beginning he was possessed, right? From

00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:56.159
the very start of the game, like 10 minutes in,

00:46:56.260 --> 00:46:58.559
you're just put with a conundrum of like, oh,

00:46:58.559 --> 00:47:01.699
do you want to take this chaos in and, you know,

00:47:01.719 --> 00:47:03.000
blah, blah, blah. So I just ran with that and

00:47:03.000 --> 00:47:05.920
was like, yeah, fuck it, he's infected. But the

00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:08.159
more I play it, I'm like, oh, I really wish I

00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:12.079
weren't a cunt. I really wish I was nice. And

00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:13.739
then I think, I'm not doing this for another

00:47:13.739 --> 00:47:16.360
150 hours. You know what I mean? Because you've

00:47:16.360 --> 00:47:17.880
got to think, I've played it for a fucking long

00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:21.420
time. But this is the problem with Alcat games.

00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:25.739
Because I'm playing it now when there's fucking

00:47:25.739 --> 00:47:28.760
the two DLCs out with Cabela, who I've got, and

00:47:28.760 --> 00:47:32.480
Solomon, which is the Arbetes, which is Robocop,

00:47:32.500 --> 00:47:35.360
basically. So I've got them as companions. But

00:47:35.360 --> 00:47:39.059
they also add 15 hours of storyline. They're

00:47:39.059 --> 00:47:41.039
fantastic with this, by the way. This game's

00:47:41.039 --> 00:47:43.920
already out. They've added these DLCs. But that

00:47:43.920 --> 00:47:46.139
Cabela stuff I just said about going into her

00:47:46.139 --> 00:47:49.050
head and she's slow. All these things. have been

00:47:49.050 --> 00:47:51.170
interwoven into the story they're not just oh

00:47:51.170 --> 00:47:54.369
here's a section of game added they're interwoven

00:47:54.369 --> 00:47:56.869
throughout the whole story it's genius how they

00:47:56.869 --> 00:47:59.230
do it but then they announced a little while

00:47:59.230 --> 00:48:01.610
ago they're doing two more dlcs and i'm just

00:48:01.610 --> 00:48:06.409
like i'm not playing it again fuck that so i'm

00:48:06.409 --> 00:48:10.250
kind of missing out on more shit because the

00:48:10.250 --> 00:48:12.510
game would need to be played again in its fullest

00:48:13.359 --> 00:48:15.960
So to play an Alcat game, you really want to

00:48:15.960 --> 00:48:18.219
wait until like four years after DLC. Until they're

00:48:18.219 --> 00:48:21.420
done with it. Yeah. Because it's like Pathfinder,

00:48:21.420 --> 00:48:22.820
Wrath of the Righteous. They're still adding

00:48:22.820 --> 00:48:25.679
DLCs to that. The game's old as balls. You think,

00:48:25.719 --> 00:48:27.699
how many playthroughs do you want to do? I mean,

00:48:27.719 --> 00:48:29.679
I probably will play it again because I'm a slag.

00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:32.440
Probably. And while I wait... So why would you...

00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:35.400
Dark Heresy. Why do you want to be good? Because

00:48:35.400 --> 00:48:38.219
I don't like being bad. It's only because Corvus

00:48:38.219 --> 00:48:39.539
has been infected. I know, you're doing it pretty

00:48:39.539 --> 00:48:41.519
fucking well. You've killed everyone. Because

00:48:41.519 --> 00:48:43.860
it's Corvus, man. He can't help it. He's been

00:48:43.860 --> 00:48:46.340
infected. Maybe you'll see the error of his ways,

00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:49.400
but... No, you can't do that whole fucking Marvel

00:48:49.400 --> 00:48:51.840
bullshit. Every time he's been given the opportunity

00:48:51.840 --> 00:48:54.420
to change his ways, he says, yeah, fuck off.

00:48:54.739 --> 00:48:58.480
And that's just the way it is. He's fully fucking

00:48:58.480 --> 00:49:03.019
heretical, evil, nasty cunt. But I would like

00:49:03.019 --> 00:49:07.329
to go on the side of, Because there's dogmatic,

00:49:07.630 --> 00:49:11.170
there's heretical, and there's iron -classed.

00:49:12.429 --> 00:49:15.309
So, like, dogmatic is going to be, like, ultra

00:49:15.309 --> 00:49:18.170
for the emperor of mankind. Do you know what

00:49:18.170 --> 00:49:20.769
I mean? So, even though it's still going to be

00:49:20.769 --> 00:49:23.590
bad, you're still... Anyone does anything naughty,

00:49:23.750 --> 00:49:27.349
anyone does anything, like, colluding with fucking

00:49:27.349 --> 00:49:31.570
aliens and trading alien weapons or whatever

00:49:31.570 --> 00:49:33.889
it may be. They're still going to get fucking

00:49:33.889 --> 00:49:37.369
executed, but they'll do it for the emperor.

00:49:37.690 --> 00:49:41.010
You can't do that. It's the fucking Lex Imperialum.

00:49:41.010 --> 00:49:42.949
It's the law. You're not allowed to. I watched

00:49:42.949 --> 00:49:46.110
you at dinner take more than one bread roll.

00:49:46.250 --> 00:49:48.050
Yeah, so I'm going to have to kill your family

00:49:48.050 --> 00:49:50.130
as well. You're all going to have to die. We

00:49:50.130 --> 00:49:53.409
need that bread roll back, or we need sanctions

00:49:53.409 --> 00:49:55.889
in place, and that sanction is your life. Yeah,

00:49:55.909 --> 00:49:57.869
then that's the problem. So whilst you're being

00:49:57.869 --> 00:49:59.840
good, you're still... being a bit of a piece

00:49:59.840 --> 00:50:02.099
of shit, but you're doing it for what reasons

00:50:02.099 --> 00:50:04.659
you think is right. So there is no real good

00:50:04.659 --> 00:50:07.400
way of doing stuff. Who is right and who is wrong

00:50:07.400 --> 00:50:09.679
at the end of the day? Exactly. It's a perspective.

00:50:10.500 --> 00:50:12.219
And this is what I always say to Conor, you go

00:50:12.219 --> 00:50:14.400
for my messages for him. And he's always like,

00:50:14.500 --> 00:50:17.019
for the Emperor. I'm like, fuck the Emperor.

00:50:17.019 --> 00:50:18.940
Of course he's for the Emperor. Of course he

00:50:18.940 --> 00:50:21.900
is because he's a slimy little weasel bag. Fuck

00:50:21.900 --> 00:50:23.639
the Emperor. That's all he is. He's a snively

00:50:23.639 --> 00:50:27.420
little wreck. I think the Emperor is the bad

00:50:27.420 --> 00:50:29.619
guy, personally. Genuinely. Yeah, I'll be with

00:50:29.619 --> 00:50:31.239
you. I genuinely think he is. I'll be with you

00:50:31.239 --> 00:50:33.659
on that. Because I've read a lot of stuff now.

00:50:33.820 --> 00:50:37.000
I've watched a lot of videos. I'm under the...

00:50:37.000 --> 00:50:39.320
Don't get me wrong, Chaos is bad. But I think

00:50:39.320 --> 00:50:43.920
Emperor is certainly as evil. He's as bad. It's

00:50:43.920 --> 00:50:47.320
always like, I'm sure the Chaos think that what

00:50:47.320 --> 00:50:51.460
they're doing is not good, but for the best.

00:50:51.940 --> 00:50:54.360
And it's exactly the same as the Imperium of

00:50:54.360 --> 00:50:57.199
Mankind. They're exactly the same. They go, no,

00:50:57.260 --> 00:50:59.360
what we're doing is best. And you go, no, it

00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:02.619
isn't. You're all bad. You're all cunts. And

00:51:02.619 --> 00:51:07.340
I find, like, the Warp and the Chaos Marines

00:51:07.340 --> 00:51:09.300
and all the people like that, they're just cooler,

00:51:09.440 --> 00:51:12.219
man. Do you know what I mean? And it's most media.

00:51:13.130 --> 00:51:16.710
At most games, I always think, like Star Wars,

00:51:16.809 --> 00:51:18.869
for example, my favourite character is Anakin,

00:51:19.130 --> 00:51:21.389
as he turns to the dark side, Darth Vader, the

00:51:21.389 --> 00:51:24.610
same person, whatnot. But why do I like him more

00:51:24.610 --> 00:51:26.849
than I like Luke Skywalker or Obi -Wan Kenobi?

00:51:26.969 --> 00:51:28.670
I can tell you right now. You know why? Because

00:51:28.670 --> 00:51:31.250
I've been thinking about it all week. Because

00:51:31.250 --> 00:51:36.389
the evil characters in media, they always have

00:51:36.389 --> 00:51:40.150
a more interesting story. Because the good guys

00:51:40.150 --> 00:51:42.940
are just, I'm good because I'm good. It's the

00:51:42.940 --> 00:51:45.880
right thing to do. But not just evil characters.

00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:48.059
I mean, people that were good but then turned

00:51:48.059 --> 00:51:51.340
more often than not for a reason and their motives

00:51:51.340 --> 00:51:53.420
behind it. They've just got more... Yeah, there's

00:51:53.420 --> 00:51:55.059
more in -depth story there. Yeah, it's just more...

00:51:55.059 --> 00:51:56.460
They've got more character to it. I think that's

00:51:56.460 --> 00:51:59.440
because you have them as a good person and then

00:51:59.440 --> 00:52:03.579
you see them usually, yeah, like twist and turn

00:52:03.579 --> 00:52:08.639
into something that they once were against and

00:52:08.639 --> 00:52:10.940
they're now fully involved. I mean, realistically,

00:52:12.190 --> 00:52:15.309
If we was in that kind of world, if we was in

00:52:15.309 --> 00:52:17.889
Warhammer, I'd probably be fucking evil as well.

00:52:18.829 --> 00:52:20.809
Or would I? I don't even know if I would. If

00:52:20.809 --> 00:52:22.809
it was me as me, I'd probably end up being some

00:52:22.809 --> 00:52:26.230
kind of paladin. Someone that's wielding holy

00:52:26.230 --> 00:52:29.989
light. I would do whatever the person would hurt

00:52:29.989 --> 00:52:33.489
me the least. What can you do? You can pull my

00:52:33.489 --> 00:52:35.210
fingers off. All right, what can you do? Burn

00:52:35.210 --> 00:52:38.230
me from the inside out. I'll go with the fingers

00:52:38.230 --> 00:52:40.210
off because that's not going to hurt so much.

00:52:40.670 --> 00:52:43.010
I don't want to... Boil from the inside out.

00:52:43.030 --> 00:52:44.769
Thank you. Yeah, but that would be... You know

00:52:44.769 --> 00:52:46.369
what I mean? You could really test some stuff

00:52:46.369 --> 00:52:48.929
here. I don't want to test. If I was in that,

00:52:49.010 --> 00:52:50.469
I'd probably just blow my own head off, to be

00:52:50.469 --> 00:52:52.050
honest. I don't want to put up with that. What,

00:52:52.090 --> 00:52:54.829
in Warhammer? Mate, that world is fucked. That's

00:52:54.829 --> 00:52:56.650
fucked. You're fucked. No matter what you do,

00:52:56.730 --> 00:52:59.309
you're fucked. It's game over. Yeah, but you

00:52:59.309 --> 00:53:01.690
could have some fun halfway through it. This

00:53:01.690 --> 00:53:04.570
ain't no story, mate. This is real life. You

00:53:04.570 --> 00:53:06.170
know what I mean? I'm not running on no battlefield

00:53:06.170 --> 00:53:09.099
with chainswords. I'm just going to sit there.

00:53:09.119 --> 00:53:10.920
That's a bit mad, isn't it? Farming. That's a

00:53:10.920 --> 00:53:12.719
bit mad. Considering you're someone that uses

00:53:12.719 --> 00:53:14.960
them on a regular, would you really want someone

00:53:14.960 --> 00:53:16.559
coming up to you with a chainsaw and just going...

00:53:16.559 --> 00:53:20.360
Chainsawed. No, I know it's a chainsawed, but

00:53:20.360 --> 00:53:23.420
it's the same fucking premise, isn't it? Yeah.

00:53:24.119 --> 00:53:29.019
Yeah. It is. Fired. That's that then. Do you

00:53:29.019 --> 00:53:31.840
know a fart lasts a day? If you shit yourself,

00:53:31.960 --> 00:53:36.320
it lasts a lifetime. Huh? If you fart... Why

00:53:36.320 --> 00:53:37.440
are you shitting yourself last night? Because

00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:41.099
if I fart now... Yeah? You'll forget in a day.

00:53:41.780 --> 00:53:44.079
If I shit myself now, you'll never ever forget

00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:50.840
it. Yeah, possibly. You wouldn't forget the time

00:53:50.840 --> 00:53:53.480
I sat in this chair and shat. You've just farted,

00:53:53.480 --> 00:53:56.420
so now shit. No, because I've just pushed...

00:53:56.420 --> 00:53:58.800
And then we'll test the theory. No, no. No, no,

00:53:58.840 --> 00:54:00.639
because we'll make a mess. We'll leave you there

00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:03.039
and Ash is going to poo in my chair. See you

00:54:03.039 --> 00:54:05.139
later, everyone. Oh, on to the patron. Yeah,

00:54:05.199 --> 00:54:07.400
where the good stuff is. See you later, everyone.