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Hello, welcome to What's The Buttons. This is

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episode something and weird one. Rhys isn't here

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today. It's just me. Me, me, me. Can't have it.

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145. Hey, nice. No, episode 146. Wow. 146 is

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what this is. And I feel like the listeners will

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be pleased to know that this isn't an episode

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about Battlefield 6 for the sixth time in a row.

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Correct. Because... gamescom yes it's quite a

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cool one yes actually there's some there's some

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tasty shit to delve in on that one so feast your

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eyeballs and ear balls on that silk song you

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watched it after i watched it i did did you enjoy

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it i did did you watch all of it i did Two hours

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worth. I skipped through the shit. Yeah, so did

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I. Because I completely forgot until Steph mentioned

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it. Obviously, live streams, you can just pause

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them. Yeah, man. So I paused it, potted about,

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did a couple of bits I needed to do and come

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back. And I was like, right, skip, skip, skip,

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skip, skip, skip, skip. Keep that, skip that,

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keep that. I was mainly interested in the World

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of Warcraft. I thought you might have been. That

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was exactly why I was watching. And that was

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fantastic. cinematic trailer yeah man i didn't

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listen to anything they said but no they've got

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the um new cinematic trailer and then uh blizzard

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announced a load of shit alongside that so there's

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um there's a new allied race coming um basically

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just looks like a mixture between a troll and

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an elf yeah you can give or take player housing

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um the you can pre -purchase the next expansion

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Of course you can. It's quite nice. I'm actually

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waiting to see what the collector's edition holds

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because I've never bought one before for World

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of Warcraft, so I could be tempted. Depends how

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much it is. Depends what's in it. They almost

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always come with a figure, which is quite cool.

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And then, yeah, just a shitload of info come

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flooding out. One of my favourite things, transmogrification's

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going to be free. No longer have to pay for it.

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Was it not anyway? It costs you gold. Thousands

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of gold. You've got fucking billions of shit.

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Yeah, but it still costs money and it never should.

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You go, that's a pointless gold sink. So that

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was very interesting. I'm excited for that. I'm

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excited for Silk Song, which is basically Hollow

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Knight 2. Yes. I played the first one. Very good.

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I love a Metroidvania. It's been seven years.

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Seven years? Yes, since the first one. I believe,

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because someone wrote in the comments, this was

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announced when I was 12, and I'm now 18. Jesus

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Christ. Obviously, that's six years. Grim, isn't

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it? So, yeah, I don't know if that Hollow Knight

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came out seven years ago, or it was announced

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seven years ago, but one or the other. And, yeah,

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that looks fucking sick. Although I'm not sure

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if it's coming out on PlayStation yet. I'm not

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sure. Very excited. Nevertheless, because I'll

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have a system to play it on, I'm sure. steam

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deck probably warhammer what did you think of

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that one yeah i saw that is that what you were

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saying i was excited for yeah and then once i

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did a little bit of research i was like oh maybe

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you won't be so excited about that oh no no i

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am you are but i've never i've never played dawn

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of war but dawn of war 2 i believe is like renowned

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as the best warhammer game ever maybe apart from

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rogue trader is like people love that but they're

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different style of games so yeah I will be up

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for that, but I think that's going to have to

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be a PC job because I think it's Steam only.

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Yeah, I think you could be right. But I think

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that's the sort of game that can run on a laptop

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fairly easy. It looks like it. It's a fucking

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RTS, isn't it, or whatever? Black Myth Zhongqui?

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Yeah, sick. That looked good, man. I wasn't expecting

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that. Everyone was saying that this was the next

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one. after wukong had just come out so just obviously

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i don't know the law yeah of uh the wukong yeah

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this story is part of it or whatever and so yeah

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they they said that he was going to be the next

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character in the black myth series and yeah um

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i'm all for it although i do want to do more

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with the monkey boy because he was great still

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haven't played it i should i should really jump

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on it so good maybe now that that's been announced

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it might lower the price of wukong such an amazing

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game Resident Evil Requiem also looked pretty

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decent I skipped a bit through that just because

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I'm just like I don't know show me some cool

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shit there wasn't really a lot she just followed

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her mum a bit I just like the horror shit yeah

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I do but I don't like playing them I don't like

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playing them but I like watching them and seeing

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their stuff coming out there was more from Ghost

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of Yotai one that really excited me that probably

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wouldn't have excited many people was Den Shattuck

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don't know I might skip that one that was one

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where I really thought that it was Hi -Fi Rush

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2 because it just had the same art style and

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everything and I was like oh my god and then

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no it's something different so yeah that piqued

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me but only because of Hi -Fi Rush and then yeah

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there was just a lot of there was a lot of Asian

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prevalent games so oh shit Lords of the Fallen

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2 was another one They look quite cool. Yeah,

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I like that. Swords of Legends look pretty fucking

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decent. Onimusha, Way of the Sword. Played that

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when I was a kid, so that's a madness to come

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back. Look quite fucking decent. Yeah, there

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was quite a lot. Silent Hill F, Kronos. I think

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there was a few where they said that you could

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play the demo for them straight away as well.

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There was also some stuff on Unshrowded. bringing

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out a new update, which looked quite cool. I'm

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just scrolling through the list of everything

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that was announced on that stream. And then there

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was a little bit more on Outer Worlds 2, which

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was decent. All in all, it was a good two hours

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worth of watching. You know what I mean? It's

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a lot. It's a lot of games to swallow and be

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like, yes, because I'm excited for all of this

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shit. Yeah, yeah. Because obviously it ran through

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for the whole weekend. Not weekend, sorry. Wait,

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no, it is running this weekend as well, isn't

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it, Gamescom? Oh, I believe so, yeah. Like I

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say, there's more announcements been coming all

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week. So like I say, I found out about Silksong

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yesterday. I don't know how much of it is televised.

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I think most of it is the people at Gamescom,

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like the journalists then announcing what they've

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seen, yadda, yadda, yadda. Yeah, there's quite

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a... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's about it, really.

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Yeah. Anyway, see you next week. This game's

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gone fucking covered until 2026. You know what

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I mean? We'll sort that one out. It's not really...

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There's not really a whole lot to run into because

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a lot of the announcements and everything, they

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were like two minutes worth of an announcement,

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like, say, a trailer, and then that was it. There

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is a DLC coming to Cult of the Lamb. Yeah, I

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did see that. Which looked quite cool. I did

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see that. It's always nice to see Carl the Lamb.

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That popped off, man. We nearly had a review

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code for that. We did, didn't we? Yeah, I remember.

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I was on the 406. I sent the email at McDonald's.

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And then they emailed back saying, you just missed

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the date. I was like, man. If they're, I mean.

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Should do that more often, but I just feel like

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we're not important. Well, if we're on the subject

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of that, I've been playtesting. a game called

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The Irony. This is true. What a lovely segue

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that was. Did I not tell you about that? Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah, you sent me a message, yeah. This

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is very true. Decent. Yeah. That's that done.

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Sorry to the developers of that. It's... I want

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to describe it properly because... So, a lot

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of people have been comparing it to almost like

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a side -scroller Dead Space. Okay. which it kind

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of is. It's a pixelated, gory, just a fucking

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scary mess of a side scroller where you can take

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people's limbs off and then attach them to yourself

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and make yourself more and more powerful. It's

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weird because when I got an email from them,

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because I requested to be part of their playtest

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a while ago, and then they emailed me a couple

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of days ago and they were like, oh, well done,

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you're in the playtest. But in order to play

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the game, which is only on Steam, you have to

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join their Discord. So I joined their Discord.

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And it's just really weird to see all these hundreds

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of people. playing this this play test but then

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in real time being able to give feedback and

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then seeing the developers also replying in the

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discord saying oh we noticed that you said this

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we've done this and tweaked this and done that

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this is quite a cool idea um general feedback

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so far from the game is that it is pretty decent

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um has has a lot of potential i haven't finished

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the playtest yet but I also haven't looked through

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the discord to see what type of playtest it is

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whether it's a longevity thing where you have

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like two hours to play it or if it's here's 10

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levels so complete those levels I'm not 100 %

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sure on what the fuck is going on all I know

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is that I'm going up and down the map and there's

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these horrible humanoid robotic things that are

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trying to kill me We like horrible humanoid robotic

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things. Yeah, but it's weird because you have

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a gun, you have this ratchet thing, W -A -S -D,

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up, down, left, right, and it's just weird playing

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a game like that on PC as opposed to playing

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it on PlayStation because the only other side

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-scrollers I've really touched are things like

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Little Nightmares. Is it a side scroll or is

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it isometric? Are you looking down, going up

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and down, left and right? No, it's side scroll.

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I'm just going left and right, up and down. Cool.

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I don't know. What I need to do is finish it

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to be able to give a real decent... That was

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horrible. Did you hear that? Did I hear that?

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That was so loud. It made me jump. they probably

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won't hear that but it was so loud i'll be surprised

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if the noise from my headphones don't go in that

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was terrifying developer um silo pom S -Y -L

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-O -P -O -N. It says, you are a nameless mercenary

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dispatched to the research facility Underdog

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Corp. Survive the horrors of this dangerous facility

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twisted by human experimentation and uncover

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the hidden secrets within before they consume

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you. I'm pretty sure I read that out last time.

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Was it last episode we spoke about it a little

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bit? I don't think so. No? I don't think I've

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ever heard you talk about it. Maybe I didn't

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then. So I'll read this out. It says, you play

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as an inspector dispatched from a private military

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company to investigate Underdog Corp, a derelict

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research facility long since consumed by illegal

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human experimentation. Inside, you encounter

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test subjects enhanced with violent mechanical

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limbs and lose parts of your own body in the

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struggle. So a cool thing is when you load the

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game up, it has the difficulty setting. And rather

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than being like, easy normal hard whatever it's

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got um your body standing there and then every

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every difficulty you lose a limb so like the

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hardest difficulty you're basically a nugget

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which is quite cool um i started with the easiest

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difficulty but i would like to go back and then

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switch it to one of the harder ones to see if

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it actually starts you with a missing limb because

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as far as i can gather is you do lose limbs and

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you can take limbs off of the things that you're

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killing and reattach them. And the point of it

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is kind of like your dark urge, is it? Run in

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Baldur's Gate? Right, yeah. The one where you

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just become completely evil. It's kind of like

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that, where I can keep putting limbs on myself,

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but every time I put a limb on, I sort of give

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in to the... To the darkness of what this is.

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So it's that balance of, do I want the power

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of it but lose my mind? Or do I want to stay

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away from it and struggle against these enemies?

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Yeah, so it says, to survive, you rip their prosthetics

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from their corpses and graft them onto yourself.

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Each replacement makes you stronger but less

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human. Remain human or become what you fear.

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The decision is in your hands. What's it called?

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It is called The Irony. and it says die over

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and over is what it is what it's called um obviously

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there aren't any like reviews on the page because

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it isn't it's still in i love i love the art

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style that's that's my jam it's cool isn't it

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it is cool i mean one thing that really threw

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me is that the email that i got for it it gave

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you the required specs for it and it said the

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recommended specs it was like you need 30 gig

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of ram i was like you definitely don't need 30

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gig of ram for this So I don't know where they've

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got that one from, but I will have it done by

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the next episode that we do because it is interesting.

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Playing horror isn't naturally my thing. It's

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one of those types of things where I'm always

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enticed by it, but the minute I start playing

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an actual horror, I go, no, I can't do this.

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I don't want to do this. So I will power through

00:14:15.000 --> 00:14:18.879
this. It's a survival Metroidvania, man. And

00:14:18.879 --> 00:14:20.879
I was just talking about how much I love Metroidvania,

00:14:20.940 --> 00:14:23.679
so it's right up my street. It's cool, man. I

00:14:23.679 --> 00:14:28.000
wonder if you could get that on Steam Deck. That

00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:29.539
looks like the perfect Steam Deck game. If you

00:14:29.539 --> 00:14:34.299
requested for a playtest of it. Because I think

00:14:34.299 --> 00:14:39.500
they are still open. Yeah. That's about it. I

00:14:39.500 --> 00:14:43.279
love it. That's all I'll say on that. Speaking

00:14:43.279 --> 00:14:46.929
of Dark Urge playthrough. I feel like my deeds

00:14:46.929 --> 00:14:50.870
in Warhammer are catching up to me. I feel like

00:14:50.870 --> 00:14:54.029
yesterday they caught up to me. I've played it

00:14:54.029 --> 00:14:58.970
for 115 hours. Yeah, I love it. 115 hours. I'm

00:14:58.970 --> 00:15:02.190
doing every possible thing. Pretty good. Brother.

00:15:02.570 --> 00:15:05.110
Yeah. That's mad. Yeah, I love it. I fucking

00:15:05.110 --> 00:15:07.889
love it. I fucking love it. Yeah. But nevertheless.

00:15:09.769 --> 00:15:14.190
You love it so much. Sorry to interject. Don't

00:15:14.190 --> 00:15:16.929
tell me how long the game is. No. The big ginger

00:15:16.929 --> 00:15:22.870
beast that is our DM made a new D &D group. Group

00:15:22.870 --> 00:15:26.570
chat for all of us. And then is deciding on new

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dates for when we can next play D &D. Did you

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answer those dates, by the way? Did you answer

00:15:32.110 --> 00:15:34.669
those dates? No, I didn't. No. Brilliant. Because

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I have to wait for my wife's rotor before I can

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commit to it. I understand that. and obviously

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we were talking about D &D, and then Ash jumps

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in, and what the fuck was it that you said? I

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want to get this right before I start slating

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it. Let's call it Dungeons with Dragons. So he

00:15:56.809 --> 00:15:59.769
put that in, and then you said, Solax killed

00:15:59.769 --> 00:16:03.830
himself off -screen, Solax is Ash's D &D character,

00:16:04.090 --> 00:16:07.149
due to his love for dwarves. He couldn't admit,

00:16:07.370 --> 00:16:10.769
so just offed himself. And I said, is this D

00:16:10.769 --> 00:16:13.169
&D Solax versus World of Warcraft Solax? And

00:16:13.169 --> 00:16:16.029
you said D &D. And I was confused. So I replied

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back with a eh. And then you said, sad end to

00:16:20.110 --> 00:16:23.710
his tale, but 40 ,000 years later, his great

00:16:23.710 --> 00:16:27.409
ancestor, Corvus Crow, has taken to the stars.

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To which Connor said, off his fantasy trend.

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And that's when I went, oh yes, he's in his space

00:16:33.929 --> 00:16:37.830
era. So yeah, and you said he gets it. But of

00:16:37.830 --> 00:16:39.610
course you'll still play. Of course I'll still

00:16:39.610 --> 00:16:42.129
play. I understand that. But is it going to be

00:16:42.129 --> 00:16:49.269
an impactful... That's how much you've given

00:16:49.269 --> 00:16:52.330
in to the devil. This is why... The chaos god.

00:16:52.750 --> 00:16:57.470
My wife is almost certain that I'm either autistic

00:16:57.470 --> 00:17:00.769
or ADHD. No question. Because... No question.

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Gun to my head. Because... This is like a trait,

00:17:05.049 --> 00:17:07.269
apparently. When they like something, they hyper

00:17:07.269 --> 00:17:09.630
-fixate and focus on it, and they can't... Yeah.

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When you look into it, the reason is that you

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get so into it, you want to absorb everything.

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Yeah. And everything else that is not that, you're

00:17:18.369 --> 00:17:20.309
just like, is shit. What was you reading when

00:17:20.309 --> 00:17:24.190
I pulled up? My codex. Your codex on how to play

00:17:24.190 --> 00:17:26.769
your army in Warhammer. That cost me 40 quid,

00:17:26.769 --> 00:17:30.390
though. That's how expensive they are. And guess

00:17:30.390 --> 00:17:32.450
what? They update all the fucking time, and you

00:17:32.450 --> 00:17:34.529
have to buy another one. Because they change

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the points and shit. Can't you just Google it?

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I don't know. Fucking ridiculous. I've been reading

00:17:41.069 --> 00:17:43.670
it for weeks at my lunch break. Is any of it

00:17:43.670 --> 00:17:46.769
going in? All of it's going in. Yeah. All the

00:17:46.769 --> 00:17:49.089
lorries, all the numbers, I've fucking got no

00:17:49.089 --> 00:17:51.670
clue. Leave that to Connor. Do that on the fly,

00:17:51.789 --> 00:17:55.529
but leave it to the old rain man. He's got that.

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But yeah, I like it. He's definitely autistic.

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I think we all are. Yeah. There's something wrong

00:18:04.339 --> 00:18:06.299
with us collectively. Yeah, that's cool, man.

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But yeah, it's caught up with me. Basically,

00:18:10.579 --> 00:18:14.420
all my deeds, all my terrible deeds. So I've

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just been willy -nilly. I've been doing some

00:18:16.640 --> 00:18:20.359
crazy shit. I can't remember where we last left

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off. I know I had that. So a long time ago, I

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made a deal with that station and then basically

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stole it off of another rogue trader. You've

00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:32.940
got Xenos with you now. Yeah, see? Yeah, I traded

00:18:32.940 --> 00:18:37.220
Xenos weaponry for food, which was a thing. And

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then I landed on that planet, and then I killed

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that governor. Dealt with all that. But then,

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I don't know if I mentioned it, I had the opportunity

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to send that station grain. But we'd also discovered

00:18:49.720 --> 00:18:52.819
some fucked up shit, like cannibals on the place

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where the grain was. So we basically had the

00:18:55.480 --> 00:18:59.470
option, you know. I chose to send infected grain

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to this station, which I later discovered, i

00:19:03.089 --> 00:19:06.690
.e. yesterday, that now there's a cult of harvesters

00:19:06.690 --> 00:19:09.630
on there eating everybody. So the grain has now

00:19:09.630 --> 00:19:13.970
made everybody cannibals, essentially. So yeah,

00:19:14.009 --> 00:19:17.650
that was one of the things. So there was cannibals

00:19:17.650 --> 00:19:21.029
on this planet? No, I've turned them into cannibals.

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But you said there were cannibals beforehand,

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and that's why you sent them infected grain.

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No, no. There was a cannibal cult on the planet

00:19:28.710 --> 00:19:32.150
that I killed the governor on, which is my own

00:19:32.150 --> 00:19:35.369
planet. Yeah. Which I had to clear to get the

00:19:35.369 --> 00:19:37.890
food to send to this station for the deal for

00:19:37.890 --> 00:19:41.710
the Xenos stuff. And, yeah, they was like, oh,

00:19:41.730 --> 00:19:43.309
some of this is grains corrupted. I was like,

00:19:43.329 --> 00:19:46.269
send it to them. Fuck them. And, yeah, now it's

00:19:46.269 --> 00:19:48.630
turned out they've made loads of cannibals and

00:19:48.630 --> 00:19:52.950
they're eating loads of people and shit. So that

00:19:52.950 --> 00:19:58.240
weren't great. What else has happened? I've been

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everywhere. I've destroyed planets. I've fucking

00:20:00.740 --> 00:20:04.019
killed aliens. I've killed humans. There was

00:20:04.019 --> 00:20:06.420
a fucking, on one of the planets, there was like

00:20:06.420 --> 00:20:13.039
a cage filled with Xenos. And yeah, like for

00:20:13.039 --> 00:20:15.019
amusement, you can press a button and electrocute

00:20:15.019 --> 00:20:17.720
them. But then, you know, you've got perception

00:20:17.720 --> 00:20:20.759
and stuff. And it's like, oh, you can see that

00:20:20.759 --> 00:20:23.440
these aren't aliens. These are just regular humans.

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So I just held my finger on that button just

00:20:26.240 --> 00:20:28.319
to electrocute him for fun. Yeah, that's nice.

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Did it kill them or? Oh, yeah, yeah. Then he

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went and got some more and I did it again. Some

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pretty dark stuff. I've done some dark, dark

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stuff. I've basically just murdered my way through

00:20:38.799 --> 00:20:44.339
and any bad option possible I've picked. And

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yeah, yesterday at my... inauguration inauguration

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I don't know what the word is you know when you're

00:20:51.819 --> 00:20:56.000
like celebrated inauguration yeah some ceremoniously

00:20:56.000 --> 00:20:58.799
I finally got what the fuck was you being inaugurated

00:20:58.799 --> 00:21:01.200
for to be the actual rogue trader like because

00:21:01.200 --> 00:21:02.960
you know I haven't got the official I've got

00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:04.619
the title but I haven't had the official official

00:21:04.619 --> 00:21:08.960
title yeah yeah declared so I was there on my

00:21:08.960 --> 00:21:11.900
home planet Dargonus everyone at the Von Valencia's

00:21:11.900 --> 00:21:14.720
palace everyone was there celebrating my great

00:21:14.720 --> 00:21:17.859
deeds I meant to send you a picture, but I skipped

00:21:17.859 --> 00:21:19.980
the dialogue too quickly. And it was like, you

00:21:19.980 --> 00:21:23.480
get to say something. And I was like, yeah, do

00:21:23.480 --> 00:21:26.220
as I say, or you'll die in ways you wish you'd

00:21:26.220 --> 00:21:28.779
never known. And they're all screaming in fear,

00:21:28.980 --> 00:21:32.059
but also hailing my name. All that horrible stuff.

00:21:33.240 --> 00:21:37.220
And then I met two other rogue traders. One was

00:21:37.220 --> 00:21:39.900
the guy that I stole Footfall Station from, which

00:21:39.900 --> 00:21:42.339
is now infected with cannibals. Yep. He asked

00:21:42.339 --> 00:21:44.039
for it back. I said, get fucked. I'm keeping

00:21:44.039 --> 00:21:46.549
that. Why don't you want to give that back to

00:21:46.549 --> 00:21:48.269
him? It seems like a weight off your shoulders.

00:21:48.390 --> 00:21:49.990
It's mine now. They're still sending me stuff.

00:21:50.769 --> 00:21:53.769
And then there's another stone -cold bitch. She's

00:21:53.769 --> 00:21:57.609
a right cunt. I didn't like her. She's rude as

00:21:57.609 --> 00:22:01.109
fuck. So I told her to fuck off, basically. And

00:22:01.109 --> 00:22:05.950
then, after all that bollocks, I went to my chambers

00:22:05.950 --> 00:22:09.410
to rest for the night. And the person that escorted

00:22:09.410 --> 00:22:12.410
me got zapped by some power and fucking paralysed.

00:22:12.470 --> 00:22:16.220
Turns out my mate... Heinrich von Van Callox,

00:22:16.420 --> 00:22:20.140
my Inquisitor friend. Yeah. He had bought the

00:22:20.140 --> 00:22:23.059
Grand Inquisitor with him, hadn't he? Oh, good.

00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:25.980
Yeah. That's good. And he was like, oh. So this

00:22:25.980 --> 00:22:30.099
was the person that you pissed off by employing

00:22:30.099 --> 00:22:33.660
the Xenos? Yeah, yeah, he didn't like that. He's

00:22:33.660 --> 00:22:35.279
pissed off by everything you're doing, pretty

00:22:35.279 --> 00:22:38.000
much. Yes, but I've made him do some questionable

00:22:38.000 --> 00:22:41.779
stuff. So sometimes... It comes up with blue

00:22:41.779 --> 00:22:43.420
writing. And when you do blue writing, it means

00:22:43.420 --> 00:22:46.240
whatever you've done in the past is like a consequence

00:22:46.240 --> 00:22:48.859
of your actions. And you click on that blue writing

00:22:48.859 --> 00:22:52.099
and it says, Henricks is doing this because you've

00:22:52.099 --> 00:22:55.980
made him a little bit more callous for your actions.

00:22:56.259 --> 00:22:59.240
Yeah. Yeah. So he's twisting a little bit. But

00:22:59.240 --> 00:23:03.140
yeah, I was like, oh, hello. What are you doing

00:23:03.140 --> 00:23:05.299
here? What's up? Yeah, and he was like, I think

00:23:05.299 --> 00:23:10.180
we need to have a little chat. So this was a

00:23:10.180 --> 00:23:12.559
grand inquisitor. He's the main, yeah. I think

00:23:12.559 --> 00:23:16.200
there's like leader of the inquisitorium, but

00:23:16.200 --> 00:23:18.559
in different sectors of space. So this is the

00:23:18.559 --> 00:23:20.720
boss of the boss. He's the boss, yeah. He is

00:23:20.720 --> 00:23:24.539
the boss of this fucking sector of space, basically.

00:23:24.539 --> 00:23:27.380
And he's the one that bestows you as a rogue

00:23:27.380 --> 00:23:30.440
trader? No, he doesn't bestow me anything. But

00:23:30.440 --> 00:23:34.609
he is like... above the law yeah he he can so

00:23:34.609 --> 00:23:36.589
even so you're above the law as a rogue trader

00:23:36.589 --> 00:23:39.349
but he is above above the law he's above me yeah

00:23:39.349 --> 00:23:42.009
he's the only person really you have to be like

00:23:42.009 --> 00:23:44.390
okay and he's rocked up zapped your mate and

00:23:44.390 --> 00:23:47.950
gone we need to have a chat but not all of the

00:23:47.950 --> 00:23:50.730
dialogues voice acted like i'd say 90 of it ain't

00:23:50.730 --> 00:23:53.410
so when it's voice acted you're like oh oh shit

00:23:53.410 --> 00:23:56.609
he was like ah mr von valancius let's have a

00:23:56.609 --> 00:23:59.490
chat he's got a cool voice he looks hard oh shit

00:24:00.200 --> 00:24:02.359
So my initial reaction was, Henrik, you traitorous

00:24:02.359 --> 00:24:06.059
little bastard. And then an option was to point

00:24:06.059 --> 00:24:08.160
your weapon at him. So I did that. What, the

00:24:08.160 --> 00:24:10.140
grand? Yeah, I pointed my weapon at him. I said,

00:24:10.240 --> 00:24:12.480
looks like a trap, smells like a trap, probably

00:24:12.480 --> 00:24:14.920
is a trap. Yeah. I wouldn't do that. I was like,

00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:17.880
I won't. Well, you pointed the gun at him and

00:24:17.880 --> 00:24:20.880
he went, don't bother. Don't bother doing that,

00:24:20.940 --> 00:24:23.279
son. So we need to have a little chat. And I

00:24:23.279 --> 00:24:25.299
was like, about what? Imagine the power of that.

00:24:25.359 --> 00:24:27.759
He's just gone, nah. Yeah, he's so cool. Put

00:24:27.759 --> 00:24:30.569
the fucking gun away. He's so cool, man. You've

00:24:30.569 --> 00:24:33.930
blown up planets. Yeah, no, I didn't. Yeah. And

00:24:33.930 --> 00:24:36.990
he's just gone, nah. Yeah. What happened? He

00:24:36.990 --> 00:24:39.450
was like, yeah, we need to have a chat about

00:24:39.450 --> 00:24:42.769
your deeds. You know, basically, and then it's

00:24:42.769 --> 00:24:44.329
like, oh, is this an interrogation? He was like,

00:24:44.390 --> 00:24:47.390
oh, no. You'd know if it was an interrogation.

00:24:47.390 --> 00:24:50.150
This is just a chat. And he's like, oh, you're

00:24:50.150 --> 00:24:53.470
so menacing. Yeah. Oh, you're so menacing. Do

00:24:53.470 --> 00:24:56.329
you know that I've been infected by a warp entity?

00:24:56.769 --> 00:25:00.140
Do you know, you know? But no, yeah, he's just...

00:25:00.140 --> 00:25:02.619
Oh, he won't know that? No, he don't know. Oh,

00:25:02.640 --> 00:25:04.259
he doesn't know. He doesn't know. He just thinks

00:25:04.259 --> 00:25:05.660
I'm a bit of shit. I mean, is your warp entity

00:25:05.660 --> 00:25:07.259
maybe going to jump in on this? I don't know.

00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:09.519
This is where I turn it off. I had the chat with

00:25:09.519 --> 00:25:12.599
him and then I turn it off. But, yeah. And then

00:25:12.599 --> 00:25:14.079
it was like, yeah, we'll have a chat. And then

00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:17.269
he basically just lists. all the bad shit that

00:25:17.269 --> 00:25:19.329
I've been doing. He came with receipts. Yeah,

00:25:19.369 --> 00:25:21.450
he came with receipts. And then it was like,

00:25:21.569 --> 00:25:24.309
you basically just come up with, you know, your

00:25:24.309 --> 00:25:27.150
answers for why you did what you did. Yeah. The

00:25:27.150 --> 00:25:31.190
first big decision I made was the first planet

00:25:31.190 --> 00:25:34.630
that we landed on that got attacked by like chaos,

00:25:34.769 --> 00:25:38.509
like demons and shit. What you're supposed to

00:25:38.509 --> 00:25:41.869
do with anything heretical or chaos spawning,

00:25:42.069 --> 00:25:44.559
you're supposed to just... Burn it, blow it up,

00:25:44.619 --> 00:25:46.960
you know. Heinrichs was saying, yeah, we need

00:25:46.960 --> 00:25:49.519
to blow this planet up. And I was like, nah,

00:25:49.740 --> 00:25:52.740
you know, it's costing too much resource. Let's

00:25:52.740 --> 00:25:55.920
just leave it. Which, if you leave it, obviously

00:25:55.920 --> 00:25:59.579
is terrible because it's turned the planet, as

00:25:59.579 --> 00:26:03.380
he said, and I quote, into a demon planet. I

00:26:03.380 --> 00:26:05.519
remember us having a conversation about you just

00:26:05.519 --> 00:26:07.839
leaving that planet rather than blowing it up.

00:26:07.960 --> 00:26:10.309
Yeah, so that... Because the missiles would cost

00:26:10.309 --> 00:26:13.450
too much. They didn't, but that was my excuse.

00:26:13.769 --> 00:26:16.650
Yeah. So, yeah, I left that and I was just like,

00:26:16.730 --> 00:26:20.170
well, I wasn't sure. I'm new, basically. And

00:26:20.170 --> 00:26:23.829
then he mentioned Footfall Station and how some

00:26:23.829 --> 00:26:28.130
grain that's been coming from my planet Janus

00:26:28.130 --> 00:26:31.269
is... Something wrong with it. Yeah, it's my...

00:26:31.269 --> 00:26:34.349
I don't know, mate. I can't be in charge of everything.

00:26:34.509 --> 00:26:36.690
It's just grain. I'm dealing with a whole load

00:26:36.690 --> 00:26:39.009
of shit. You want me to look at the grain? And

00:26:39.009 --> 00:26:43.970
then all these Xenos, the Dracari, they're pointing

00:26:43.970 --> 00:26:47.150
their fingers at me, basically saying that I'm

00:26:47.150 --> 00:26:50.950
an ally of another Xenos, which is... No, heresy.

00:26:51.170 --> 00:26:53.529
Yeah, heresy. There's no way. No, boss, no way.

00:26:53.589 --> 00:26:57.410
No. Don't be so silly. Me? No. He basically didn't

00:26:57.410 --> 00:27:02.190
believe a word I said. Oh. Come on. Give me some

00:27:02.190 --> 00:27:07.009
grain. And he was like, look, in reality, I could

00:27:07.009 --> 00:27:09.390
have you dragged... to the inquisitorium and

00:27:09.390 --> 00:27:14.029
be inquisited basically now but i advise you

00:27:14.029 --> 00:27:17.309
to take all the words i've said to you um i'm

00:27:17.309 --> 00:27:19.869
not going to tell you what i mean but you can

00:27:19.869 --> 00:27:21.609
take what you want from what i've discussed with

00:27:21.609 --> 00:27:27.210
you i'm not a very lenient man um but just heed

00:27:27.210 --> 00:27:30.390
my advice basically we are watching we will continue

00:27:30.390 --> 00:27:34.309
to watch um and i hope that you are on the right

00:27:34.309 --> 00:27:38.670
side when it comes to the crunch basically and

00:27:38.670 --> 00:27:42.369
then he gave me a item because everyone else

00:27:42.369 --> 00:27:44.069
had bestowed gifts upon me of course and then

00:27:44.069 --> 00:27:47.869
he gave me a little item um just a little headband

00:27:47.869 --> 00:27:51.650
thing or something uh oh no no he gave me a ring

00:27:51.650 --> 00:27:56.910
actually he gave me a ring that says that i can

00:27:56.910 --> 00:28:00.049
call in some inquisitors whenever i need assistance

00:28:00.049 --> 00:28:04.859
so Yeah, he just told me not to break it. I don't

00:28:04.859 --> 00:28:06.339
know how it works because I haven't used it.

00:28:06.980 --> 00:28:09.660
But it's an ability that I get to call in some

00:28:09.660 --> 00:28:13.000
inquisitors, which will be cool as fuck. I also,

00:28:13.140 --> 00:28:15.279
because I've done so many heretical actions,

00:28:15.380 --> 00:28:23.440
my heretic stat has gone up. And now I've got

00:28:23.440 --> 00:28:27.039
a new ability on my bar that allows me to increase

00:28:27.039 --> 00:28:31.309
anyone's stats for like plus 20. for two rounds

00:28:31.309 --> 00:28:33.269
and then after that they fall prone. That's a

00:28:33.269 --> 00:28:36.269
demonic fucking ability that I've obtained. I

00:28:36.269 --> 00:28:40.670
also, I forgot to mention, had a chaos altar

00:28:40.670 --> 00:28:45.390
delivered to my private room behind my bedroom

00:28:45.390 --> 00:28:51.829
and I prayed to it. It got delivered so I was

00:28:51.829 --> 00:28:55.970
like, what is this? I prayed to it and it gives

00:28:55.970 --> 00:28:59.240
me stats. and there's two little people in there,

00:28:59.319 --> 00:29:01.099
they must be like, what is he doing? And I just

00:29:01.099 --> 00:29:03.140
go in there, pray, and then fuck off out. What

00:29:03.140 --> 00:29:04.579
do you mean there's two people in there? Two

00:29:04.579 --> 00:29:06.880
little guards in there. What, with the altar?

00:29:07.119 --> 00:29:09.059
Yeah, in my secret room. So why would they sit

00:29:09.059 --> 00:29:11.279
there and think, what is going on? Or they weren't

00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:13.019
part of it, you placed them in there? No, they

00:29:13.019 --> 00:29:14.859
just came with it. I don't know what they're

00:29:14.859 --> 00:29:16.359
doing. So why would they be querying what you're

00:29:16.359 --> 00:29:17.460
doing? They obviously know what it's fucking

00:29:17.460 --> 00:29:19.380
about. No, because they're just normal crew members,

00:29:19.539 --> 00:29:21.480
but I guess they're just too scared to say anything.

00:29:21.839 --> 00:29:23.819
But yeah, I just go in there, pray. What do you

00:29:23.819 --> 00:29:26.660
mean? No, I'm confused. So this altar's rocked

00:29:26.660 --> 00:29:28.900
up. yeah so we've had this delivery ding dong

00:29:28.900 --> 00:29:33.680
we're here yeah signed for this did did and did

00:29:33.680 --> 00:29:35.779
it and it come with two people well they were

00:29:35.779 --> 00:29:38.019
just in there oh they were just there they were

00:29:38.019 --> 00:29:39.799
there and I was like I guess you stay here and

00:29:39.799 --> 00:29:41.460
then every time I go they just stand there guarding

00:29:41.460 --> 00:29:43.480
it I guess yeah but it's just weird to me that

00:29:43.480 --> 00:29:45.380
I've got two crew members that are just allowing

00:29:45.380 --> 00:29:47.940
me to pray to this demonic fucking thing well

00:29:47.940 --> 00:29:49.859
what are they going to do you pay their wages

00:29:49.859 --> 00:29:53.480
exactly I guess imagine that they go home they

00:29:53.480 --> 00:29:57.329
go home they go look alright honey dinner's lovely

00:29:57.329 --> 00:30:02.470
he's doing it again he's fucking praying I don't

00:30:02.470 --> 00:30:04.509
know I don't know what's going on with the boss

00:30:04.509 --> 00:30:07.549
but he keeps doing it and then they'll be like

00:30:07.549 --> 00:30:10.109
she's going you've got to say something and you

00:30:10.109 --> 00:30:13.470
go no we're in this lovely house I've been promoted

00:30:13.470 --> 00:30:16.029
this is the furthest I've ever got I can't say

00:30:16.029 --> 00:30:17.190
something to her I'm just going to have to keep

00:30:17.190 --> 00:30:20.789
watching you can't what if he gets you to start

00:30:20.789 --> 00:30:23.839
praying I won't pray I can't pray. I won't be

00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:26.440
doing that. But it does look fun. But he keeps

00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:28.519
doing it. He's getting powers. It's just about

00:30:28.519 --> 00:30:30.720
how is the day? You just head in your hands.

00:30:30.779 --> 00:30:33.299
He keeps praying. I don't know what he's doing.

00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:36.420
He keeps praying. He keeps praying and getting

00:30:36.420 --> 00:30:39.680
bigger. Every time I go to my room, I pray to

00:30:39.680 --> 00:30:41.980
that thing. It gives me more health. And then

00:30:41.980 --> 00:30:45.259
I fuck off out. Yeah. Does that reset every day

00:30:45.259 --> 00:30:46.619
or something? I don't know. I just like doing

00:30:46.619 --> 00:30:49.019
it. Yeah. I just like praying to it. It makes

00:30:49.019 --> 00:30:50.420
me feel good. But it doesn't tell you what you're

00:30:50.420 --> 00:30:53.640
praying to. Yeah, it's like a chaos fucking alter.

00:30:53.839 --> 00:30:56.519
It spoke to me a few times. It's weird. It's

00:30:56.519 --> 00:30:58.460
basically saying become more heretical. Yeah,

00:30:58.480 --> 00:31:00.859
do more. Ignore what the Grand Inquisitor has

00:31:00.859 --> 00:31:03.180
told you to do. But then when the Grand Inquisitor

00:31:03.180 --> 00:31:05.900
was quizzing me yesterday, just all I could think

00:31:05.900 --> 00:31:07.980
of was that. As if you could see me praying in

00:31:07.980 --> 00:31:11.740
my bedroom. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. You say you're

00:31:11.740 --> 00:31:13.259
watching, but you ain't watching everything,

00:31:13.380 --> 00:31:14.980
are you? Yeah, but they think they know everything,

00:31:15.079 --> 00:31:17.220
man. And they're fucking crazy. They're inquisitors

00:31:17.220 --> 00:31:20.710
a lot. They're crazy, bro. Do you know what their

00:31:20.710 --> 00:31:26.410
motto is? Go on. Innocence proves nothing. That's

00:31:26.410 --> 00:31:29.230
the Inquisitor's motto. That is on their, like,

00:31:29.230 --> 00:31:33.190
badge. Innocence proves nothing. Yeah. And they're

00:31:33.190 --> 00:31:35.089
basically, like, the judges of the world. They

00:31:35.089 --> 00:31:37.329
are everything. They're the SAS. If people...

00:31:37.329 --> 00:31:42.369
I was listening to a podcast on the Inquisitors

00:31:42.369 --> 00:31:45.009
on the way here, and it just basically said that...

00:31:45.740 --> 00:31:48.160
If you look too far into Inquisitors, you're

00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:51.000
trying to find out about them, you'll die. Yeah.

00:31:51.019 --> 00:31:54.440
They'll kill you. And then they'll place heresy

00:31:54.440 --> 00:31:56.099
shit around you. So they're just like, oh, he's

00:31:56.099 --> 00:31:57.920
done some bad shit. So Inquisitors offed him.

00:31:58.119 --> 00:32:00.380
You just know nothing about them. And they've

00:32:00.380 --> 00:32:02.920
got different divisions. They're just so fucking

00:32:02.920 --> 00:32:06.000
cool. Sir, please stand. We found you're in court

00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:11.220
today for the suspected murder of six people

00:32:11.220 --> 00:32:14.980
with a grenade. The jury's found you innocent.

00:32:15.420 --> 00:32:18.059
But that, I don't care. We sentence you to death.

00:32:18.279 --> 00:32:19.960
Yeah. You're found innocent, but the sentence

00:32:19.960 --> 00:32:23.460
is death. You are innocent, but I don't like

00:32:23.460 --> 00:32:27.579
you. So I'm going to ignore that. Oh, yeah. But

00:32:27.579 --> 00:32:30.640
you're a judge. I don't care. There was also

00:32:30.640 --> 00:32:34.779
like a court room that I have to attend sometimes

00:32:34.779 --> 00:32:37.539
for some reason. He's got to go to court. No,

00:32:37.539 --> 00:32:40.079
no, I've been to court and I was the judge. And

00:32:40.079 --> 00:32:42.079
they just bring all these people up in this fucking

00:32:42.079 --> 00:32:45.079
elevator. You mean you were the judge? Yeah,

00:32:45.099 --> 00:32:47.059
I don't know. Some von Valancius dynasty shit.

00:32:47.259 --> 00:32:49.259
And they just bring all these people up in the

00:32:49.259 --> 00:32:51.319
elevator and they're all pleading their cases.

00:32:51.559 --> 00:32:53.960
And whatever they say, I just scroll to the bottom.

00:32:54.099 --> 00:32:58.900
Deaf. Deaf. And it's like, oh, this one's clearly

00:32:58.900 --> 00:33:01.480
innocent. Kill them both. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just

00:33:01.480 --> 00:33:05.079
literally just a tyrant. I am a fucking tyrant

00:33:05.079 --> 00:33:09.500
and I'm horrible. Yeah. But then yesterday. It

00:33:09.500 --> 00:33:12.200
was a nice bit with me coming out because I like

00:33:12.200 --> 00:33:15.140
my senshau, my, like, bodyguard, my main guy.

00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:17.380
Yeah. I like him, and I met his granddaughter,

00:33:17.460 --> 00:33:19.400
and I was really nice to her because I like him.

00:33:19.700 --> 00:33:21.880
So a bit of Corvus is still in there, but he

00:33:21.880 --> 00:33:23.920
is... So she's probably thinking, fucking hell,

00:33:23.940 --> 00:33:26.380
must be something special. Yeah, but I like my

00:33:26.380 --> 00:33:29.119
senshau, and I've got my shadow, my kibella.

00:33:29.240 --> 00:33:32.619
She's like a blade whisperer. She just fucking...

00:33:32.619 --> 00:33:34.980
If I had a kill count for who's got the most

00:33:34.980 --> 00:33:36.920
kills on my party, it's her, bro. Yeah. She is

00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:40.980
fucking ditzy. She just jumps around fucking

00:33:40.980 --> 00:33:43.539
cutting people's heads off. So are you going

00:33:43.539 --> 00:33:45.539
to heed the warning of the Grand Inquisitor?

00:33:45.539 --> 00:33:48.700
No! Of course I'm not. I have believed that your

00:33:48.700 --> 00:33:50.779
Chaos God will probably step in because they

00:33:50.779 --> 00:33:53.019
won't want you dying. Yeah, yeah, that's what

00:33:53.019 --> 00:33:54.779
I mean. I'm not fearful. I just wanted to see

00:33:54.779 --> 00:33:56.460
what was happening. I expected that they would...

00:33:56.460 --> 00:33:58.619
Yeah, but will they fucking be able to deal with...

00:33:58.619 --> 00:34:01.099
Will the Chaos God be able to deal with... a

00:34:01.099 --> 00:34:04.039
grand inquisitor yeah it's god's mate like if

00:34:04.039 --> 00:34:06.759
the war if the warp opens and all these come

00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:08.739
out there's going to be trouble and i'm going

00:34:08.739 --> 00:34:12.019
to be in the warp side you see that dark darth

00:34:12.019 --> 00:34:15.159
vader i'm on that side you know what i mean i'm

00:34:15.159 --> 00:34:17.920
a naughty boy yeah you know i don't i don't plead

00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:20.920
to no one apart from them i'm like yeah whenever

00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:23.719
they talk to me i'm like yes master yes no worries

00:34:23.719 --> 00:34:25.360
i'll do whatever you want me to do because it's

00:34:25.360 --> 00:34:28.010
just cool in it and he's corrupted yeah Yeah,

00:34:28.050 --> 00:34:30.369
and now my ship started talking to me as well.

00:34:30.469 --> 00:34:32.409
It's weird, bro. Warhammer's so weird. You sure

00:34:32.409 --> 00:34:34.929
you're not going mental? Nah. The ship started

00:34:34.929 --> 00:34:37.730
talking to me, and then it put itself into a

00:34:37.730 --> 00:34:40.590
body and was following me around. And it was

00:34:40.590 --> 00:34:43.969
like, it's called itself Nonos or something.

00:34:44.010 --> 00:34:47.389
What, the ship is an entity? Yeah, yeah, it's

00:34:47.389 --> 00:34:50.150
got an entity in it, apparently. And what does

00:34:50.150 --> 00:34:52.130
the ship want? Well, it doesn't know, because

00:34:52.130 --> 00:34:54.269
it doesn't know what it is. We finally started

00:34:54.269 --> 00:34:55.929
speaking to it, and it was like, yeah, we don't

00:34:55.929 --> 00:34:59.440
know what we are. Oh, we? Yeah, yeah. We don't

00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:01.639
know what we are. As a collective, not what I

00:35:01.639 --> 00:35:03.800
am, just what we are. We don't know what we are.

00:35:04.219 --> 00:35:08.260
Because the Adeptus Mechanicus are a race. I

00:35:08.260 --> 00:35:09.739
know the Adeptus Mechanicus. Yeah, you know who

00:35:09.739 --> 00:35:12.300
they are. I do. Yeah, so they're like tech fucking

00:35:12.300 --> 00:35:14.300
shit. So they think like all machines have spirits.

00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:15.980
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the ship spirit wants to

00:35:15.980 --> 00:35:17.719
talk to me, so I spoke to it. And then, yeah,

00:35:17.760 --> 00:35:20.059
all of a sudden it's like, yeah, we don't know

00:35:20.059 --> 00:35:21.760
what we are. And he's like, oh, was you responsible

00:35:21.760 --> 00:35:23.619
for all that shit when the shit went wrong? And

00:35:23.619 --> 00:35:25.300
they're like, yeah, we were just having a look

00:35:25.300 --> 00:35:28.760
and that. so yeah now it was like basically do

00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:31.099
you want to destroy it as heresy or do you want

00:35:31.099 --> 00:35:32.679
to just investigate and obviously i want to see

00:35:32.679 --> 00:35:35.760
what this shit is what the ship yeah like the

00:35:35.760 --> 00:35:37.559
spirit within the ship yeah now it's put itself

00:35:37.559 --> 00:35:39.500
in the body it was like yeah we like we like

00:35:39.500 --> 00:35:41.860
talking and listening but now we like moving

00:35:41.860 --> 00:35:45.139
about as well i'm just like this is going bad

00:35:45.139 --> 00:35:47.920
well this this isn't adeptus mechanicus speaking

00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:50.960
this is the ship yeah so adeptus mechanicus have

00:35:50.960 --> 00:35:54.059
come to you and said look corvus i know you're

00:35:54.059 --> 00:35:56.719
busy I'm very busy. You're like, they open up

00:35:56.719 --> 00:35:58.820
your courses and you're, I don't know, you're

00:35:58.820 --> 00:36:01.179
strangling someone in the corner. They go, Corvus,

00:36:01.179 --> 00:36:04.800
I don't want to interrupt. I'm sorry. But the,

00:36:04.980 --> 00:36:08.099
you're not going to believe it. Well, you will

00:36:08.099 --> 00:36:12.400
because it's this, but the ship's talking. The

00:36:12.400 --> 00:36:16.019
ship wants to talk to you. Yeah. Can you do that?

00:36:16.099 --> 00:36:18.579
Warhammer is normal, man. Yeah. Ship wants to

00:36:18.579 --> 00:36:20.300
talk to you. You want to, you got five minutes?

00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:23.650
Of course. Yeah, sweet. So you were then talking

00:36:23.650 --> 00:36:27.469
to the ship. Why do you need the Adeptus Mechanicus

00:36:27.469 --> 00:36:29.750
to talk to the ship if the ship can already talk?

00:36:30.409 --> 00:36:34.130
Because they're the machine. They're the people

00:36:34.130 --> 00:36:36.170
that make it happen. Yeah, I don't know. We've

00:36:36.170 --> 00:36:38.630
done some oogly boogly shit. The ship now wants

00:36:38.630 --> 00:36:40.110
to talk. They stand in front of machines and

00:36:40.110 --> 00:36:42.429
do that thing with like balls with smoke coming

00:36:42.429 --> 00:36:46.170
out. So you're talking to the ship and what the

00:36:46.170 --> 00:36:49.099
ship's gone, look, I know this is odd. I don't

00:36:49.099 --> 00:36:50.920
really know what I am. Did you not tell it? You

00:36:50.920 --> 00:36:53.460
go, well, you're the ship. Yeah, but it's not

00:36:53.460 --> 00:36:55.440
the ship. It's the spirit within the ship. It

00:36:55.440 --> 00:36:57.539
doesn't know what it is. I want to know what

00:36:57.539 --> 00:37:00.699
it is. And if it's naughty, I want it on my side.

00:37:01.460 --> 00:37:04.300
But you should see the state of this ship, bro.

00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:08.219
There's cages everywhere just filled with humans.

00:37:08.559 --> 00:37:11.380
I've got literally... I thought you were a slaver.

00:37:11.500 --> 00:37:15.699
It started off in my room. there was some incursions

00:37:15.699 --> 00:37:17.039
and it was like, what do you want to do with

00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:18.519
them? I was like, put them in cages and put them

00:37:18.519 --> 00:37:22.269
in the bedroom. So now they're all in cages,

00:37:22.309 --> 00:37:23.710
and I just walk past them. They're like, have

00:37:23.710 --> 00:37:26.369
mercy on me. I'm just a worm. And then I just

00:37:26.369 --> 00:37:28.789
fuck off. They're everywhere, dotted around.

00:37:28.889 --> 00:37:30.690
But now they're everywhere, all over the main

00:37:30.690 --> 00:37:33.269
deck. There's just cages of people and aliens

00:37:33.269 --> 00:37:36.230
and shit just hanging up from the roof there

00:37:36.230 --> 00:37:39.289
on the floor. Just cages everywhere. Even in

00:37:39.289 --> 00:37:41.530
my bedroom, there's like this fucking goopy shit

00:37:41.530 --> 00:37:44.309
appearing, like it's getting a bit warpy. It's

00:37:44.309 --> 00:37:47.619
fucked, mate. It's gone. Downhill. Because Inquisitor

00:37:47.619 --> 00:37:49.460
basically knows that I've fucked up and I've

00:37:49.460 --> 00:37:52.480
been naughty. And he said to me, look, all I'm

00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:55.659
saying basically is now's your chance to turn

00:37:55.659 --> 00:37:59.460
back. You know what I mean? And there's no turning

00:37:59.460 --> 00:38:02.119
back. I've done too much. You know what I mean?

00:38:02.139 --> 00:38:04.840
There's no coming back for me. So whatever the

00:38:04.840 --> 00:38:08.139
bad ending is, it's mine. Yeah, I've done it.

00:38:08.199 --> 00:38:10.760
But what is really cool is the next Warhammer

00:38:10.760 --> 00:38:13.440
game, exactly the same as this, called Dark Heresy,

00:38:13.579 --> 00:38:16.969
you play as an Inquisitor. That's cool. So you've

00:38:16.969 --> 00:38:18.570
gone from Rogue Trader and now you're going to

00:38:18.570 --> 00:38:20.949
go up to Inquisitor. You'll get to experience

00:38:20.949 --> 00:38:22.809
what this poor Inquisitor is having to deal with.

00:38:22.889 --> 00:38:26.389
No, stop doing that. Stop eating the goo. We

00:38:26.389 --> 00:38:29.630
need you to fucking make corn. I think, yeah,

00:38:29.710 --> 00:38:31.989
apart from the Chaos people and the Rogue Traders

00:38:31.989 --> 00:38:33.750
and that, I think the coolest faction I've seen

00:38:33.750 --> 00:38:36.329
so far is the Inquisitors. They are just... Did

00:38:36.329 --> 00:38:38.949
the Inquisitors not board your ship and just

00:38:38.949 --> 00:38:43.389
go, fuck me? What the fuck? Well, yeah, but the

00:38:43.389 --> 00:38:46.550
Rogue Trader is allowed like... He's allowed

00:38:46.550 --> 00:38:48.630
a lot of stuff. He's allowed to fuck about with

00:38:48.630 --> 00:38:52.730
Xenos. Like, if any other person is found fraternising

00:38:52.730 --> 00:38:57.349
with Xenos, then it's like, yeah, it's just heresy.

00:38:57.349 --> 00:38:59.550
You're just dead. But the road trader's like,

00:38:59.690 --> 00:39:01.090
oh, he's probably doing it for the better good.

00:39:01.349 --> 00:39:03.769
It's like royalty. It would piss off so many

00:39:03.769 --> 00:39:07.389
people. You go, right, you can't look at carrots

00:39:07.389 --> 00:39:09.030
the wrong way, otherwise I'm going to take your

00:39:09.030 --> 00:39:11.210
fingernails. You go, right, is there a reason

00:39:11.210 --> 00:39:13.239
for that? No, it's just what I'm telling you.

00:39:13.420 --> 00:39:17.179
But he can do whatever he wants. Yeah. You go,

00:39:17.219 --> 00:39:18.880
well, why is he allowed to do whatever he wants?

00:39:18.940 --> 00:39:21.340
Because I said so. There's no rhyme or reason.

00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:25.139
I've got a girlfriend as well. Her name's Jay.

00:39:27.199 --> 00:39:32.920
J -A -E. Jay. Yeah. She calls me... Shagging

00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:35.460
Jay. Yeah, she calls me Shireen. Yeah, we woke

00:39:35.460 --> 00:39:39.139
up... Shireen? Shireen. Oh, Shireen, she says.

00:39:39.199 --> 00:39:43.349
I don't know. Some smuggler. Where have you found

00:39:43.349 --> 00:39:47.269
her from? She's a smuggler. This is smuggling

00:39:47.269 --> 00:39:50.550
your nuts into her arse. Whispering sweet nothings

00:39:50.550 --> 00:39:54.090
into my ear. I managed to get her a document

00:39:54.090 --> 00:39:59.250
to become a trader. So she's like a trader in

00:39:59.250 --> 00:40:01.170
her own right, which is like a massive thing.

00:40:02.050 --> 00:40:04.409
She basically has a lot of leeway now. She's

00:40:04.409 --> 00:40:07.909
my girlfriend, man. I gave her a ship the other

00:40:07.909 --> 00:40:11.119
day. but people keep telling me that she's taking

00:40:11.119 --> 00:40:13.920
me for a ride but did she ask to be your girlfriend

00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:16.679
or something or did did you ask her to do that

00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:19.159
no he just started kissing and that yeah and

00:40:19.159 --> 00:40:22.099
then okay when we went to like a party and then

00:40:22.099 --> 00:40:24.219
we woke up naked in bed apparently i crashed

00:40:24.219 --> 00:40:27.099
the ship into the hangar but it's me i can do

00:40:27.099 --> 00:40:31.360
what i want yeah um so so you're you're being

00:40:31.360 --> 00:40:34.880
done over for a fool here Yeah, but I know he

00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:38.480
is a little bit, I think. He hasn't worked it

00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:42.340
out yet. Yeah, but it feels kind of like, what's

00:40:42.340 --> 00:40:47.559
that word? It's like romantic, but silly. So

00:40:47.559 --> 00:40:50.400
I'm a fucking demonic entity, essentially. Yeah.

00:40:50.539 --> 00:40:55.000
But I've got a girlfriend. So she grounds me.

00:40:57.400 --> 00:41:01.340
I'm a world destroyer, torturer. But I've got

00:41:01.340 --> 00:41:04.420
a pug. Yeah. That's basically it. I like my pug.

00:41:05.000 --> 00:41:07.800
That's basically it. She loves me for who I am,

00:41:07.820 --> 00:41:10.519
man. She's always got my back and she's got a

00:41:10.519 --> 00:41:12.659
fucking cool weapon. Has she seen your altar?

00:41:13.780 --> 00:41:16.599
No. You need a killer. It's behind the bed. You

00:41:16.599 --> 00:41:18.400
need a killer. The altar's behind the bed. It's

00:41:18.400 --> 00:41:20.739
where the bed is. She's going to rat your ass

00:41:20.739 --> 00:41:22.559
out. I'm telling you now, she's going to the

00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:24.860
Inquisitors. She's going to see all the dodgy

00:41:24.860 --> 00:41:26.860
shit that you continue doing. She's ratting you

00:41:26.860 --> 00:41:28.760
out. I think she'd like it. Brother, they said

00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:32.719
we're always watching. So they've sent her to

00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:35.059
fucking tantalise you. I've got Heinrichs with

00:41:35.059 --> 00:41:37.079
me at all times. And he's one of my favourite

00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:39.099
companions because he's hard as fuck. So I always

00:41:39.099 --> 00:41:42.340
bring him. Probably much to my detriment. Can't

00:41:42.340 --> 00:41:44.699
you interrogate him? Well, I haven't spoke to

00:41:44.699 --> 00:41:46.000
him yet because he said, oh, we're going to have

00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:47.440
an awkward chat, aren't we? I was like, yes,

00:41:47.460 --> 00:41:50.699
we are. But the trouble is, he's one of the most

00:41:50.699 --> 00:41:53.159
powerful characters I have. He's just fucking

00:41:53.159 --> 00:41:57.179
sick. I think I'm turning him a little bit because

00:41:57.179 --> 00:41:59.340
he's saying now, oh, you've made him more callous.

00:41:59.340 --> 00:42:02.980
I love the idea that there's this inquisitor

00:42:02.980 --> 00:42:05.739
with you who is so against everything that you're

00:42:05.739 --> 00:42:08.599
doing. Mate, he is fucking narrow, just straight

00:42:08.599 --> 00:42:13.960
no. Still remains with you and then has ratted

00:42:13.960 --> 00:42:17.980
on you to the only entity that stands above you

00:42:17.980 --> 00:42:21.780
other than a god. And I love that his response

00:42:21.780 --> 00:42:27.440
to that is just, Bit awkward, innit? Bit awkward,

00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:31.960
mate. You pushed me to do this, but I'm not going

00:42:31.960 --> 00:42:34.699
anywhere. I live here. Well, no, it does say,

00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:38.300
you give the option, you say, oh, are you taking

00:42:38.300 --> 00:42:41.900
your pet back, basically? I'm Rick's. Or is he

00:42:41.900 --> 00:42:43.539
staying with me? Oh, what, the Grand Inquisitor

00:42:43.539 --> 00:42:46.179
calls him a pet? No, I called him a pet. I said,

00:42:46.199 --> 00:42:49.349
are you taking your pet back? Oh, you said that

00:42:49.349 --> 00:42:51.610
to the Grand Inquisitor. And he said, basically,

00:42:51.610 --> 00:42:53.550
it was up to me. Yeah. You can either keep him

00:42:53.550 --> 00:42:54.869
or you can come back with me. I was like, I'll

00:42:54.869 --> 00:42:57.250
keep him. You're awful. Because I'll keep him

00:42:57.250 --> 00:42:59.590
for two reasons. One, I feel like I can twist

00:42:59.590 --> 00:43:01.989
him. Yeah. I feel like I can. I feel like I can.

00:43:02.389 --> 00:43:05.670
Because he's on the edge, I reckon. And two,

00:43:05.889 --> 00:43:09.210
if he fucks about, I'll kill him. He's done the

00:43:09.210 --> 00:43:12.929
equivalent of in something like Elden Ring, where

00:43:12.929 --> 00:43:14.730
you've attacked something and the health bar's

00:43:14.730 --> 00:43:16.909
gone down. and you go right that means it bleeds

00:43:16.909 --> 00:43:20.909
so it can die he's admitted that he's calloused

00:43:20.909 --> 00:43:23.289
so therefore his mind can be turned exactly that

00:43:23.289 --> 00:43:26.210
you wouldn't be saying that if something more

00:43:26.210 --> 00:43:27.429
sinister wouldn't happen so something's happened

00:43:27.429 --> 00:43:29.530
in your brain so therefore it can continue to

00:43:29.530 --> 00:43:32.210
happen on a bigger scale And if I can get him

00:43:32.210 --> 00:43:34.550
on my side, oh, we're laughing, because he's

00:43:34.550 --> 00:43:37.530
a powerful, he's a Psyker, which is like the

00:43:37.530 --> 00:43:39.630
Psyker, he's basically the Jedi, essentially,

00:43:39.809 --> 00:43:43.090
is the way I think of it. And yeah, some Psykers

00:43:43.090 --> 00:43:45.630
can literally boil the liquid in your body alive.

00:43:45.949 --> 00:43:47.989
I think that's what he's got. So he can just

00:43:47.989 --> 00:43:50.969
like, basically just boil you from the inside

00:43:50.969 --> 00:43:54.389
out. I want that on my side. Imagine you come

00:43:54.389 --> 00:43:57.449
down as a Grand Inquisitor. And then the geezer

00:43:57.449 --> 00:43:59.510
that you stuck with the road trader to just keep

00:43:59.510 --> 00:44:01.590
an eye on him has then turned. You go, for fuck's

00:44:01.590 --> 00:44:03.869
sake. Yeah. Come on, man. He's bigging him up

00:44:03.869 --> 00:44:05.769
as well. You're making my job hard. Look at the

00:44:05.769 --> 00:44:07.929
paperwork I've got to do. Look at this. He's

00:44:07.929 --> 00:44:09.710
bigging him up, man. He was like, Henrik, you've

00:44:09.710 --> 00:44:12.010
done such a good job. Oh, you're so good. You're

00:44:12.010 --> 00:44:14.449
a great little boy. Oh, what a good spy you are.

00:44:14.630 --> 00:44:17.530
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Yeah. I'll see how the

00:44:17.530 --> 00:44:19.250
chat goes because I might stick him out the airlock

00:44:19.250 --> 00:44:21.409
tonight. We'll see. I don't know what the options

00:44:21.409 --> 00:44:26.139
are. I love the constant, it's like playing table

00:44:26.139 --> 00:44:29.619
tennis. It's just the constant change of direction.

00:44:29.960 --> 00:44:32.539
It's great. I might send him out into space to

00:44:32.539 --> 00:44:34.940
have his eyes blow out of his head. You can do

00:44:34.940 --> 00:44:37.019
it on your companions, man. Multiple times you've

00:44:37.019 --> 00:44:39.219
had your companion, you can just be like, you

00:44:39.219 --> 00:44:40.820
can just have a falling out and just kill them.

00:44:40.880 --> 00:44:43.000
And you'll be like, oh, but I've got 100 hours

00:44:43.000 --> 00:44:45.519
with you. I don't want to end your life, but

00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:48.670
it would be fun. Yeah. It would fit the character.

00:44:49.010 --> 00:44:50.949
But I don't want to do that. Because then I'll

00:44:50.949 --> 00:44:54.070
find the game odd. See, the problem is that when

00:44:54.070 --> 00:44:58.010
you first started this, we had a long old chat

00:44:58.010 --> 00:45:02.530
where we delved into your mind of roleplay. And

00:45:02.530 --> 00:45:09.000
Corvus... has been taken by a chaos god. So therefore,

00:45:09.300 --> 00:45:13.099
you don't do what you as Ash would do and you

00:45:13.099 --> 00:45:15.519
don't do as what Corvus would do because Corvus

00:45:15.519 --> 00:45:17.159
has been corrupted. So you do what corrupted

00:45:17.159 --> 00:45:20.920
Corvus would do. Correct. Now, as far as I'm

00:45:20.920 --> 00:45:24.360
aware, I would have thought that corrupted Corvus

00:45:24.360 --> 00:45:26.519
would have taken revenge on someone that had

00:45:26.519 --> 00:45:30.739
betrayed him. Now, is grassing not betrayal?

00:45:31.440 --> 00:45:35.219
I'm just saying, have we delved out of roleplay

00:45:35.219 --> 00:45:37.960
because you've grown a connection over 115 hours

00:45:37.960 --> 00:45:41.639
with this Inquisitor? No, because whilst he is

00:45:41.639 --> 00:45:45.260
snitching and the snitches get stitches, he...

00:45:45.839 --> 00:45:49.119
was always an Inquisitor. He wasn't a newsflash.

00:45:49.199 --> 00:45:51.739
He was always a snitch. I knew he was an Inquisitor.

00:45:51.860 --> 00:45:54.380
I knew he was on the ship. He even told me when

00:45:54.380 --> 00:45:56.400
I said I was going to leave the planet to become

00:45:56.400 --> 00:45:58.360
a demon world. He was like, I'm going to tell

00:45:58.360 --> 00:46:00.559
the Grand Inquisitor about this. And I was like,

00:46:00.599 --> 00:46:02.659
I don't care. And then when he's there, you're

00:46:02.659 --> 00:46:05.079
like, I do care a little bit. He's quite big.

00:46:05.519 --> 00:46:07.119
Is he a big geezer when he comes? He's a big

00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:09.300
geezer, mate. He's fucking whammo. He's got long

00:46:09.300 --> 00:46:11.880
grey hair. He's got fucking skulls hanging off

00:46:11.880 --> 00:46:14.019
his armour. If I Google one, will I be able to

00:46:14.019 --> 00:46:18.190
get a rough... idea of what they look like. His

00:46:18.190 --> 00:46:21.469
name's Xavier Calcazar. Well, what fucking...

00:46:21.469 --> 00:46:23.849
How much of a cooler name can you get than that?

00:46:24.070 --> 00:46:26.170
It's not the Grand Inquisitor, is it? No, that's

00:46:26.170 --> 00:46:28.750
Star Wars. Yeah. Well, I don't know. He might

00:46:28.750 --> 00:46:30.250
not be called the Grand Inquisitor, but he is

00:46:30.250 --> 00:46:32.210
the leader of that Inquisitor. If you put in

00:46:32.210 --> 00:46:36.489
X -A -I -V -E -R Calcazar. X -A... This is Xavier.

00:46:36.769 --> 00:46:41.530
I -V -E -R... Calcazar. Xavier Road Trader. Yeah,

00:46:41.570 --> 00:46:43.690
just don't read anything. Just look at an image

00:46:43.690 --> 00:46:46.519
of him. Oh, God. Yeah, he looks intimidating,

00:46:46.559 --> 00:46:49.420
doesn't he? He's a big boy. He is intimidating.

00:46:49.460 --> 00:46:51.719
He's got one hell of a fucking skull shoulder.

00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:55.519
He's cool as fuck. His voice is sick. Yeah. I

00:46:55.519 --> 00:46:57.119
love it. And yeah, that's what I'm dealing with.

00:46:57.199 --> 00:46:59.400
But like I said, I'm not scared. Because, you

00:46:59.400 --> 00:47:02.519
know, when the warp opens and the demons come

00:47:02.519 --> 00:47:05.019
flooding out, I'll be on their side. The Lord

00:47:05.019 --> 00:47:10.400
is an NPC. Oh, good Lord. He's a Lord Inquisitor

00:47:10.400 --> 00:47:14.320
acting on the Coronus Expanse. That's the system

00:47:14.320 --> 00:47:18.539
that I'm in. My name is Xavier Calcazar and I

00:47:18.539 --> 00:47:20.360
have the honour of serving as a member of the

00:47:20.360 --> 00:47:24.000
illustrious Ordo Xenos. The head of the Coronus

00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:27.739
Expanse Conclave and the Lord Inquisitor of this

00:47:27.739 --> 00:47:30.539
region, it is my unending task to ensure this

00:47:30.539 --> 00:47:33.179
sector's readiness to meet external threats and

00:47:33.179 --> 00:47:36.559
resist internal corruption. I am the external

00:47:36.559 --> 00:47:38.860
threat and the corruption. You're both of those

00:47:38.860 --> 00:47:42.079
things. It's just given you a second chance.

00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:45.639
And I've said no, I don't want the chance because

00:47:45.639 --> 00:47:49.500
I am... That is mad. I hope that I can turn into

00:47:49.500 --> 00:47:51.280
a demon or something, but we'll see. We'll see

00:47:51.280 --> 00:47:54.630
what happens. Once again, Corvus' story continues

00:47:54.630 --> 00:48:00.809
and long may it. This is... Oh, God. Yeah. So

00:48:00.809 --> 00:48:05.010
this is... What I'm reading here is it going

00:48:05.010 --> 00:48:06.929
through basically what you've just said. During

00:48:06.929 --> 00:48:08.650
this conversation, players can decide to retain

00:48:08.650 --> 00:48:12.670
Heinrichs in their retinue or not. Yeah, don't

00:48:12.670 --> 00:48:14.170
say no more than that. I won't say any more than

00:48:14.170 --> 00:48:18.869
this. The white signet of the Inquisition. Yeah,

00:48:18.869 --> 00:48:19.789
that's the ring he gave me. That's the ring.

00:48:20.210 --> 00:48:23.239
Yeah, yeah. But he said don't get it dirty. Now,

00:48:23.260 --> 00:48:25.179
I don't know if that means, oh, because I'm corrupted,

00:48:25.280 --> 00:48:27.039
I'm going to start making that ring dirty or

00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:29.199
if I keep using it. There's different types that

00:48:29.199 --> 00:48:31.300
he could have given you. Oh, is there? Would

00:48:31.300 --> 00:48:33.380
you like to know them? Might as well. So you've

00:48:33.380 --> 00:48:35.519
got the white signet of the Inquisition, the

00:48:35.519 --> 00:48:38.780
scarlet signet and the black signet. So you said

00:48:38.780 --> 00:48:41.820
you got the white one? Yeah. Do you want to know

00:48:41.820 --> 00:48:47.119
what the other ones do? No. Okie dokie. They

00:48:47.119 --> 00:48:49.239
might give some shit away. You said you got the

00:48:49.239 --> 00:48:52.159
white one. This ring symbolises its owner's closeness

00:48:52.159 --> 00:48:54.860
to the Lord Inquisitor. I bet it does. I bet

00:48:54.860 --> 00:48:57.440
he's listening to me for it. Inspires the owner's

00:48:57.440 --> 00:49:00.519
companions and adds weight to their orders. I

00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:03.019
might have to fucking throw that into space and

00:49:03.019 --> 00:49:07.119
all. The wearer gains 15 persuasion and the Inquisitor's

00:49:07.119 --> 00:49:09.719
command ability that can be used once per combat.

00:49:10.159 --> 00:49:18.389
It grants 20 momentum. That's quite cool. To

00:49:18.389 --> 00:49:21.150
equip White Signet of the Inquisition, players

00:49:21.150 --> 00:49:24.750
need to meet the following prerequisites. None.

00:49:27.150 --> 00:49:28.929
Definitely ain't going to be a paragon of the

00:49:28.929 --> 00:49:31.409
Emperor, am I? You can just have it. Have it

00:49:31.409 --> 00:49:34.849
and use it. I'm a piece of shit. And more tales

00:49:34.849 --> 00:49:38.469
of the demon Corvus, I'm sure. You can just have

00:49:38.469 --> 00:49:42.630
it. What a fucking... I love it. I absolutely

00:49:42.630 --> 00:49:46.250
love these little segues. into what's going on

00:49:46.250 --> 00:49:48.969
I just I just love it I need to start writing

00:49:48.969 --> 00:49:50.570
down because there's so many things I do and

00:49:50.570 --> 00:49:52.710
I think oh that'd be fucking that's a good story

00:49:52.710 --> 00:49:55.170
and then I just forget them yeah because there's

00:49:55.170 --> 00:49:57.570
so much it's just constant oh this has happened

00:49:57.570 --> 00:50:00.250
burn them this has happened throw them out the

00:50:00.250 --> 00:50:02.650
airlock this has happened Fucking laser him.

00:50:02.710 --> 00:50:05.929
Whatever the bad option is, he picks. Yeah, yeah.

00:50:06.110 --> 00:50:07.989
Because he's a piece of shit. He is a piece of

00:50:07.989 --> 00:50:10.369
shit. But he's working. He's entertaining. He

00:50:10.369 --> 00:50:12.789
is becoming more and more. I don't think he can

00:50:12.789 --> 00:50:15.710
become worse, but I'm sure we'll try. Yeah, I

00:50:15.710 --> 00:50:17.809
mean, I didn't think he could get worse after

00:50:17.809 --> 00:50:19.889
the last couple of episodes, but it turns out

00:50:19.889 --> 00:50:26.329
I thought that living goo and pestilence growing

00:50:26.329 --> 00:50:29.849
in the underbelly of the ship was pretty bad.

00:50:31.500 --> 00:50:34.920
Yeah, your main theme of decoration being cages

00:50:34.920 --> 00:50:39.679
of people are probably one step up from pestilence,

00:50:39.719 --> 00:50:41.480
I guess. It's fucking disgusting. I don't know

00:50:41.480 --> 00:50:43.199
how they deal with it. Looking around, they must

00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:45.440
think, oh, this geezer's lost it. There's nothing

00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:49.480
they can do. Nothing. Can they not mutiny? No.

00:50:50.190 --> 00:50:51.989
Wouldn't it be ridiculous? Yeah, but you're one

00:50:51.989 --> 00:50:55.369
man, one scrawny little f***ing rogue trader.

00:50:55.769 --> 00:50:59.010
I hold the warrant of trade. Nothing gives you

00:50:59.010 --> 00:51:01.650
more power than the warrant of trade, apart from

00:51:01.650 --> 00:51:05.730
the Inquisitor. So, you know, I point and they

00:51:05.730 --> 00:51:11.030
do what I say, basically. If I say to them, if

00:51:11.030 --> 00:51:13.710
an option comes up to be like, crawl on the floor

00:51:13.710 --> 00:51:17.889
and eat maggots, they will do it. No one ever

00:51:17.889 --> 00:51:20.769
says no. They can't. You are in the most powerful

00:51:20.769 --> 00:51:24.929
position possible apart from being the Lord Inquisitor.

00:51:26.110 --> 00:51:28.309
The only person above them, I assume, is the

00:51:28.309 --> 00:51:31.250
Emperor, who's dead anyway. No, the Emperor's

00:51:31.250 --> 00:51:33.889
not dead. The Emperor's not dead. He's just resting.

00:51:34.210 --> 00:51:36.650
The Emperor. He's just resting. Fuck the Emperor.

00:51:36.650 --> 00:51:38.710
Give him the souls. How about that? Was it 1

00:51:38.710 --> 00:51:41.030
,000 souls a day? Well, more than that. It was

00:51:41.030 --> 00:51:44.110
a million. A million psycho souls. A million?

00:51:44.369 --> 00:51:47.670
Yeah. Warhammer numbers are mad, bro. I thought

00:51:47.670 --> 00:51:51.010
it was a couple of... How many psychas are sacrificed

00:51:51.010 --> 00:51:57.250
to the emperor in Warhammer? Didn't listen. Didn't

00:51:57.250 --> 00:51:59.550
listen. I'll have to type it, and while I type

00:51:59.550 --> 00:52:05.030
it, how many psychas are sacrificed to the emperor?

00:52:05.389 --> 00:52:13.030
It says... It says... No, it is a thousand. A

00:52:13.030 --> 00:52:15.550
thousand psychas die, slash get absorbed into

00:52:15.550 --> 00:52:19.210
the emperor per day. You see that? So when I

00:52:19.210 --> 00:52:21.309
was actually getting into a little bit of Warhammer

00:52:21.309 --> 00:52:24.889
lore, it actually did go in. Yeah, I'm sure it

00:52:24.889 --> 00:52:27.329
was a million. But yeah, a thousand a day. A

00:52:27.329 --> 00:52:28.630
thousand's still a lot. It's a lot, isn't it?

00:52:28.630 --> 00:52:31.269
That's a lot of people to... If you put a thousand

00:52:31.269 --> 00:52:35.010
people in a room, that room's full. Yeah, I reckon.

00:52:35.389 --> 00:52:38.409
I reckon, mate. Good maths, that. If you draw

00:52:38.409 --> 00:52:41.750
a circle, it's round. Yeah, that's a lot of people

00:52:41.750 --> 00:52:45.190
to just... Goodbye. And psychers, they're powerful.

00:52:45.710 --> 00:52:47.969
they're psychics do they do that voluntarily

00:52:47.969 --> 00:52:50.829
oh that was another thing the inquisitor said

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to me actually he said i know that you've got

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uh for example he says i know that you have a

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that hasn't been sanctioned by terror terror

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being earth and if you're a psycho with psychic

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abilities you have to be sanctioned to be able

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to like live normally and not be like killed

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or whatever because you're too powerful i know

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that you've got a unsanctioned psycho on your

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ship idratlas but yet i choose to do nothing

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why because not everything requires his intervention

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but when it does there's trouble he's just showing

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that he knows he knows everything and he could

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do whatever he wants yeah But he will when he

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chooses to, and he won't when he chooses not

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to. So you're his bitch, basically. I am his

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bitch. Well, he thinks so. Yeah. He probably

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knows what's going on. No, he doesn't know. Because

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if he knew, I'd be dead. Would you, though? Would

00:53:46.789 --> 00:53:48.909
you, though? He wouldn't allow that. Unless he's

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manipulating me. Are you positive on this one?

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Oh, yeah, yeah. 100%. 100 %? Yeah, yeah. Unless

00:53:55.469 --> 00:53:58.969
he's naughty, too. Maybe. Who knows? I mean,

00:53:58.989 --> 00:54:00.510
there's no... Let me go home. I want to play.

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No smoke without fire. Well, here we go then.

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Hope you enjoyed that, everyone. See you later.

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Ooroo!