WEBVTT 00:00:00.170 --> 00:00:03.350 Hello, everyone. Welcome to What's the Buttons? 00:00:03.569 --> 00:00:08.990 Podcast of gaming and things. Go on, beardy man. 00:00:09.169 --> 00:00:10.949 All the things. All the things. All the games. 00:00:12.789 --> 00:00:17.170 Last episode, we spoke about Battlefield 6. Episode 00:00:17.170 --> 00:00:20.050 before that, we spoke about Battlefield 6. We 00:00:20.050 --> 00:00:24.410 might as well go free for free, possibly squeeze 00:00:24.410 --> 00:00:28.879 in some Battlefield 6 this time around. And you 00:00:28.879 --> 00:00:31.179 might be thinking, well, why do we want to do 00:00:31.179 --> 00:00:33.539 it for a third episode in a row? Well, that's 00:00:33.539 --> 00:00:37.420 because the early access beta come out yesterday. 00:00:38.920 --> 00:00:41.500 And you didn't get a chance to play it, did you? 00:00:41.939 --> 00:00:47.500 No. No, I did and have. And I can tell you firsthand. 00:00:51.420 --> 00:00:56.520 It's good. It's good. It's really good. It looks. 00:00:57.259 --> 00:01:00.759 Incredible. Every sound that gets made sounds 00:01:00.759 --> 00:01:05.700 incredible. I revived 15 people in one match, 00:01:05.799 --> 00:01:09.280 all with the paddles rather than grabbing hold 00:01:09.280 --> 00:01:12.959 of them. Basically, I was getting angry because 00:01:12.959 --> 00:01:17.540 you might understand this. I haven't played an 00:01:17.540 --> 00:01:21.939 FPS in a long time and I'm not considered old, 00:01:22.060 --> 00:01:25.439 but I'm probably getting into the realms of I'm 00:01:25.439 --> 00:01:27.250 nearly 30. You know what I mean? And everything 00:01:27.250 --> 00:01:29.250 starts going downhill once you hit 30. Don't 00:01:29.250 --> 00:01:32.370 I know it. Eyes, mobility, all of it. I'm still 00:01:32.370 --> 00:01:34.150 fit for work, though. I'm still fit for purpose. 00:01:37.129 --> 00:01:41.769 And this was one of the first times where I was 00:01:41.769 --> 00:01:43.489 just getting angry because I was like, I'm shit. 00:01:43.950 --> 00:01:46.569 I am shit. I launched into a game of Conquest. 00:01:47.549 --> 00:01:53.109 Big, large -scale warfare. No kills. 20 minutes, 00:01:53.250 --> 00:01:55.799 no kills. So that was good. Smack bang at the 00:01:55.799 --> 00:01:58.640 bottom. And I was doing that standard thing that 00:01:58.640 --> 00:02:00.700 everyone does. I was flicking through every class. 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:05.180 Engineer, support, sniper. I was like, none of 00:02:05.180 --> 00:02:07.040 these are working for me. Kept dying, kept dying, 00:02:07.060 --> 00:02:11.240 kept dying. And then I found my calling. And 00:02:11.240 --> 00:02:14.060 it was being support. And it's helping people 00:02:14.060 --> 00:02:16.300 and saving them. And you want to know why I did 00:02:16.300 --> 00:02:18.439 that? It's because every fucking time I was dying, 00:02:18.539 --> 00:02:21.180 which was very frequently, no cunt was picking 00:02:21.180 --> 00:02:24.699 me up. I was fuming. no one because obviously 00:02:24.699 --> 00:02:26.439 when you die in battlefield it comes up doesn't 00:02:26.439 --> 00:02:29.500 it tells you how close the nearest medic is or 00:02:29.500 --> 00:02:32.199 person line symbol yeah it tells you how many 00:02:32.199 --> 00:02:34.599 meters away they are and there's people there 00:02:34.599 --> 00:02:36.639 and they're just running past me i thought no 00:02:36.639 --> 00:02:39.139 i'm not having it so i decided to take up the 00:02:39.139 --> 00:02:41.960 call and fucking save lives and that's exactly 00:02:41.960 --> 00:02:44.539 what i did and it's just there's something about 00:02:44.539 --> 00:02:47.840 someone's downed and you either fucking charge 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:50.439 the paddle up and go which you've been able to 00:02:50.439 --> 00:02:54.080 do for a while now um But being able to grab 00:02:54.080 --> 00:02:56.639 them and all and then fucking drag them away. 00:02:56.759 --> 00:02:59.159 But you can also go prone when you're dragging 00:02:59.159 --> 00:03:01.060 them away and then you fucking inject them and 00:03:01.060 --> 00:03:02.639 then they get back up and then they die again 00:03:02.639 --> 00:03:08.120 and you fucking grab hold of them again. Destruction 00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:11.599 is fucking good. The vehicles feel good. The 00:03:11.599 --> 00:03:14.979 guns feel great. The headshot sound feels great. 00:03:16.780 --> 00:03:19.840 The only bit that's like, it's not off -putting 00:03:19.840 --> 00:03:24.099 because it is immersive. is that when you kill 00:03:24.099 --> 00:03:26.719 someone and it's not a headshot, it doesn't really 00:03:26.719 --> 00:03:31.000 make a noise, so you don't know. All that happens 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:33.139 is the standard, their name comes up along the 00:03:33.139 --> 00:03:35.780 side and it says, like, you've killed them, and 00:03:35.780 --> 00:03:40.020 then gives you your XP for it. But other than 00:03:40.020 --> 00:03:43.539 that, there's no, like, you're not really aware 00:03:43.539 --> 00:03:46.280 if you've got the final shot unless you see their 00:03:46.280 --> 00:03:51.919 name. But it's just, it's so much fun. It's so 00:03:51.919 --> 00:03:54.500 much fun. I only managed to get in an hour yesterday. 00:03:55.460 --> 00:04:01.439 But what an hour. It's just so much fun. The 00:04:01.439 --> 00:04:03.139 one thing that I am sick of seeing though is 00:04:03.139 --> 00:04:06.259 everyone slide cancelling. Slide cancelling and 00:04:06.259 --> 00:04:09.879 jumping about because it does not work. The movement 00:04:09.879 --> 00:04:12.520 is not the same as Call of Duty. It's not the 00:04:12.520 --> 00:04:16.120 same shit. But I'm also now seeing more and more 00:04:16.120 --> 00:04:20.500 videos pop up on my Instagram feed. And this 00:04:20.500 --> 00:04:24.300 happened with 2042 as well. It's COD streamers 00:04:24.300 --> 00:04:27.120 playing Battlefield and then saying how fucking 00:04:27.120 --> 00:04:29.980 cool it is and all this new shit. It's like, 00:04:30.060 --> 00:04:32.480 fucking hell, man. Yes. It's always been like 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:34.339 this. This is exactly what happens. This is what 00:04:34.339 --> 00:04:36.740 Battlefield is. It's different to COD. Like, 00:04:36.819 --> 00:04:40.980 fuck me. Yeah, so good. Beta comes out tomorrow. 00:04:41.560 --> 00:04:44.740 I've seen... I just watched before we started 00:04:44.740 --> 00:04:48.959 this someone cheating. Cheating on a beta. How 00:04:48.959 --> 00:04:52.660 low do you need to go? Jesus Christ. Even that, 00:04:52.699 --> 00:04:54.660 while I was talking about streamers, I can't 00:04:54.660 --> 00:04:57.019 remember the names, nor can I be arsed to call 00:04:57.019 --> 00:05:00.399 them out even if I did. I have seen a couple 00:05:00.399 --> 00:05:03.839 of clips from streamers where their aim is just 00:05:03.839 --> 00:05:07.680 far too snappy. You know what I mean? I know 00:05:07.680 --> 00:05:10.740 there's people out there that are really fucking 00:05:10.740 --> 00:05:14.199 good at aiming, but I'm talking headshot kills 00:05:14.199 --> 00:05:17.180 and then snap. straight over, killing someone 00:05:17.180 --> 00:05:21.139 else and snap back. I haven't really seen that 00:05:21.139 --> 00:05:23.079 in Battlefield all too much. That seems a bit 00:05:23.079 --> 00:05:27.939 weird. I've seen some very cinematic moments, 00:05:28.180 --> 00:05:32.300 which I think Battlefield is all about. I saw 00:05:32.300 --> 00:05:35.939 a geezer with another mate of his. They weren't 00:05:35.939 --> 00:05:38.939 talking enough and I just saw the footage. He 00:05:38.939 --> 00:05:40.839 was in the squad or whatever. The geezer's gone 00:05:40.839 --> 00:05:43.600 down. There's a tank at the end of this alleyway. 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:47.800 So he's like dragged his mate back, res'd him 00:05:47.800 --> 00:05:49.620 or stimmed him or whatever it is you do. And 00:05:49.620 --> 00:05:51.819 like laid down some covering fire whilst the 00:05:51.819 --> 00:05:55.000 geezer's getting out. He's thrown a couple of 00:05:55.000 --> 00:05:57.970 grenades or whatever it was. standing in the 00:05:57.970 --> 00:05:59.769 way of his mate the tank's got him he's gone 00:05:59.769 --> 00:06:02.310 down he's just like laying there bleeding out 00:06:02.310 --> 00:06:04.810 took one last look at the tank and as he like 00:06:04.810 --> 00:06:07.129 turned the camera around the tank blew up yeah 00:06:07.129 --> 00:06:09.949 he was like oh what a hero sick innit it just 00:06:09.949 --> 00:06:11.949 felt like it wasn't even me doing it obviously 00:06:11.949 --> 00:06:14.810 but it just felt like a cinematic moment and 00:06:14.810 --> 00:06:17.689 you can't get that in Call of Duty no them sort 00:06:17.689 --> 00:06:19.850 of moments are like organic and dynamic I see 00:06:19.850 --> 00:06:22.529 one just before we just before you rocked up 00:06:22.529 --> 00:06:26.949 and it was it was a guy in a building and Someone 00:06:26.949 --> 00:06:29.569 must have sent an RPG or some form of explosive 00:06:29.569 --> 00:06:32.990 at the front of the building and it got him. 00:06:33.269 --> 00:06:37.569 But he went down and as he's down, the entire 00:06:37.569 --> 00:06:40.810 face of the building crumbles away from him, 00:06:40.829 --> 00:06:42.750 like the entire thing. But as it's crumbling 00:06:42.750 --> 00:06:44.529 away, someone's come up and grabbed hold of him 00:06:44.529 --> 00:06:47.129 and is pulling him away from it and then fucking 00:06:47.129 --> 00:06:49.970 gets him up and then end scene. And it just says 00:06:49.970 --> 00:06:55.459 absolute cinematic. It's like... It's crazy. 00:06:55.639 --> 00:07:00.180 It really is cool. Really, really cool. Battlefield, 00:07:00.339 --> 00:07:06.660 baby. I know that when we played 2042, we were 00:07:06.660 --> 00:07:12.860 all saying very much the same thing. But it just 00:07:12.860 --> 00:07:16.920 feels so good. But Battlefield 2042 had no destruction. 00:07:17.259 --> 00:07:19.660 You couldn't blow anything up. That is what makes 00:07:19.660 --> 00:07:24.970 Battlefield so good for me. It's intuitive. It 00:07:24.970 --> 00:07:27.850 makes you want to... I can't remember the map, 00:07:28.009 --> 00:07:30.310 but there was a big old building in front of 00:07:30.310 --> 00:07:32.889 me and it was one of those where it's got multiple 00:07:32.889 --> 00:07:36.490 doors on it, but only two of the doors are open. 00:07:36.670 --> 00:07:38.870 So naturally, it makes everyone funnel in and 00:07:38.870 --> 00:07:40.629 then it's just all out fucking warfare on the 00:07:40.629 --> 00:07:44.730 other side. So what I ended up doing, I just 00:07:44.730 --> 00:07:46.910 sent an RPG through one of the fucking other 00:07:46.910 --> 00:07:49.209 doors instead and just blew the face of that 00:07:49.209 --> 00:07:51.589 wall off and just put a massive hole in it. And 00:07:51.589 --> 00:07:53.660 it's that sort of shit where... You're right, 00:07:53.699 --> 00:07:55.920 in 2042, you wouldn't have stuff like that unless 00:07:55.920 --> 00:07:59.240 it was specified areas that were designed for 00:07:59.240 --> 00:08:04.740 destruction. In that one hour's worth, or maybe 00:08:04.740 --> 00:08:07.199 it's an hour and a half's worth of gameplay, 00:08:07.459 --> 00:08:09.160 the amount of times where I've come across someone 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:12.240 in a building and I can't get them, so I thought, 00:08:12.279 --> 00:08:14.779 I'm taking the front of the building off. I'm 00:08:14.779 --> 00:08:17.759 just going to launch something there. That window, 00:08:17.819 --> 00:08:19.980 I'm going to make ten times as big as it was 00:08:19.980 --> 00:08:21.920 five seconds ago. And then I'm going to see if 00:08:21.920 --> 00:08:24.250 I can kill you. And I just think it's mental. 00:08:24.470 --> 00:08:27.129 Here's a thing I saw yesterday, 2042, blowing 00:08:27.129 --> 00:08:29.829 up a random... It's not like a... Just a van, 00:08:30.189 --> 00:08:32.110 camper van. It's not one you can drive. It's 00:08:32.110 --> 00:08:34.190 just a piece of the scenery. Throwing a C4 on 00:08:34.190 --> 00:08:36.850 it. Same camper van in the other one. Fucking 00:08:36.850 --> 00:08:39.509 doors off, whole thing's gone free. Actually 00:08:39.509 --> 00:08:41.730 explodes as well, yeah. He's falling on it. But 00:08:41.730 --> 00:08:45.250 something as silly as that makes the game better 00:08:45.250 --> 00:08:47.210 and different. Because that's what Battlefield's 00:08:47.210 --> 00:08:49.350 always been built on, as I said. Making maps 00:08:49.350 --> 00:08:51.679 different each time you play them, so... you 00:08:51.679 --> 00:08:54.139 want to i've already i've told the story a thousand 00:08:54.139 --> 00:08:55.899 times i'm sure i've said it on the podcast about 00:08:55.899 --> 00:08:57.600 when me and my mate were hiding in the roof of 00:08:57.600 --> 00:08:59.720 a building and the geyser kept coming back and 00:08:59.720 --> 00:09:01.279 trying different things and eventually just come 00:09:01.279 --> 00:09:03.100 back with a tank and blew the building up like 00:09:03.100 --> 00:09:07.299 being able to think out problems and okay well 00:09:07.299 --> 00:09:09.200 they're they've got that side of the building 00:09:09.200 --> 00:09:10.940 covered let's blow a hole in the wall and go 00:09:10.940 --> 00:09:13.580 around the other side i mean it's like and then 00:09:13.580 --> 00:09:15.419 the map looks different from last time you played 00:09:15.419 --> 00:09:18.779 it that's that's the dynamic And that's what 00:09:18.779 --> 00:09:23.120 keeps games successful because that will get 00:09:23.120 --> 00:09:25.379 clipped and put on TikTok and then that gets 00:09:25.379 --> 00:09:27.200 more eyes on it and then more people go and buy 00:09:27.200 --> 00:09:29.100 it because it looks cool. That sort of stuff, 00:09:29.179 --> 00:09:31.480 the dynamic gameplay is what really matters. 00:09:31.700 --> 00:09:37.899 For an early... So the open beta is tomorrow. 00:09:40.039 --> 00:09:42.960 So what is that? That's the 9th and the 10th. 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:46.480 And then there's another beta the following weekend. 00:09:47.240 --> 00:09:48.919 I don't know if there's one the weekend after 00:09:48.919 --> 00:09:52.799 that as well. Just two weekends. But if you pre 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:58.039 -ordered it or you're part of the lab or something 00:09:58.039 --> 00:10:02.279 or you watched an hour's worth of stream when 00:10:02.279 --> 00:10:04.820 the live stream was on for the multiplayer, you've 00:10:04.820 --> 00:10:07.320 got a code that allows you early access to the 00:10:07.320 --> 00:10:11.480 beta, which was started yesterday and today rolling 00:10:11.480 --> 00:10:15.240 in. So I'll get four days' worth of beta access. 00:10:15.879 --> 00:10:20.200 until next weekend so bearing in mind it's been 00:10:20.200 --> 00:10:22.820 well now because it come out four o 'clock yesterday 00:10:22.820 --> 00:10:26.679 so it's been 24 hours all -time peak for an early 00:10:26.679 --> 00:10:32.320 access beta 334 and a half thousand players was 00:10:32.320 --> 00:10:35.159 the all -time peak yesterday so that'll be why 00:10:35.159 --> 00:10:36.840 when you was logging in there was queues but 00:10:36.840 --> 00:10:39.379 they were quick man because i logged in um at 00:10:39.379 --> 00:10:41.980 like half nine in the evening to just try and 00:10:41.980 --> 00:10:45.429 get a game in um And when I started it up, 5 00:10:45.429 --> 00:10:48.129 ,500 in the queue, and I was in a queue for about 00:10:48.129 --> 00:10:53.769 two seconds. So, fair play. And so far, I haven't 00:10:53.769 --> 00:10:57.370 come across many issues. I'll play a load of 00:10:57.370 --> 00:11:00.309 it today. I am going to play zero of the game. 00:11:01.409 --> 00:11:04.269 Absolute zero. I'm not going to play it. Because 00:11:04.269 --> 00:11:05.570 I know I'm going to get it. Oh, you're not going 00:11:05.570 --> 00:11:07.789 to play any beta? No need to. I know I'm going 00:11:07.789 --> 00:11:09.169 to buy it. I mean, your progress carries on. 00:11:09.429 --> 00:11:13.090 Does it? Yeah. I might play it then. I just see 00:11:13.090 --> 00:11:15.990 you get an exclusive skin. I'm pretty sure the 00:11:15.990 --> 00:11:19.309 progress does. Or does it? If it does, I'll play 00:11:19.309 --> 00:11:22.710 it. If it doesn't, I won't. I mean, it is what 00:11:22.710 --> 00:11:26.529 it is. I know I'll buy it, man. It's Battlefield. 00:11:26.529 --> 00:11:30.110 And if it's going back to Battlefield hell. I 00:11:30.110 --> 00:11:32.149 know and loved it. And that's what I'm hearing, 00:11:32.230 --> 00:11:34.990 then I'm all for it. Oh, sorry. Ignore me. I'm 00:11:34.990 --> 00:11:37.850 absolutely wrong. Apparently from gamespot .com, 00:11:38.029 --> 00:11:41.090 progress from Battlefield 6 open beta will not 00:11:41.090 --> 00:11:43.509 carry forward to the full game. That's cool. 00:11:43.629 --> 00:11:46.529 That's fine. I kind of like that, though. It's 00:11:46.529 --> 00:11:48.289 going to be a different game. It's going to be 00:11:48.289 --> 00:11:53.029 more finely tuned and stuff. I know 2042 was 00:11:53.029 --> 00:11:55.750 exciting because of two things. One, that trailer 00:11:55.750 --> 00:11:58.799 was sick. And two, we hadn't had like Battlefield 00:11:58.799 --> 00:12:02.320 in years. So it was like, okay. Because all we 00:12:02.320 --> 00:12:03.960 kept getting was any Battlefield was all like 00:12:03.960 --> 00:12:06.639 Battlefield fucking World War I. Yeah, yeah. 00:12:06.639 --> 00:12:08.679 Where's the modern shit? I wasn't too keen on 00:12:08.679 --> 00:12:12.559 the 2042 little jump forward and all that. If 00:12:12.559 --> 00:12:13.879 you're going to do stuff like that, I feel like 00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:15.820 you need to go right far into the future rather 00:12:15.820 --> 00:12:17.919 than like 10, 15 years because it's just, what 00:12:17.919 --> 00:12:19.159 are you going to do in that? You know what I 00:12:19.159 --> 00:12:23.620 mean? So to go back to like a more modern setting 00:12:23.620 --> 00:12:27.159 with the destruction. And it's, from all I'm 00:12:27.159 --> 00:12:29.039 hearing from people that I trust, that it fucking 00:12:29.039 --> 00:12:31.820 looks good, plays good. And what I've seen, I'm 00:12:31.820 --> 00:12:34.200 100 % getting it, because Battlefield was always 00:12:34.200 --> 00:12:37.159 my jam. This has a campaign as well. Yeah, I'm 00:12:37.159 --> 00:12:39.620 not too fussed about that. I will play it, more 00:12:39.620 --> 00:12:41.899 than likely, but just give me back some Conquest. 00:12:41.940 --> 00:12:43.940 And a Battle Royale, as much as I don't like 00:12:43.940 --> 00:12:46.039 them. Yeah, but as I said before, Battle Royale 00:12:46.039 --> 00:12:49.539 with Destruction, it's going to be such a different 00:12:49.539 --> 00:12:52.500 beast. It will be interesting. But... Like you 00:12:52.500 --> 00:12:54.460 said, I played a game of Conquest, didn't get 00:12:54.460 --> 00:12:57.559 no kills. That's part of Conquest, man, because 00:12:57.559 --> 00:13:00.899 Conquest is like you're trying to capture objectives. 00:13:01.220 --> 00:13:03.080 You're giving yourself mini objectives and stuff 00:13:03.080 --> 00:13:06.000 like that. It's more tactical than, like I say, 00:13:06.000 --> 00:13:08.919 a lot of COD players I've seen say, oh, the multiplayer's 00:13:08.919 --> 00:13:12.080 good. I like the multiplayer, but that Conquest, 00:13:12.139 --> 00:13:14.500 man, that hits different. That's a different 00:13:14.500 --> 00:13:16.899 gravy. As you said, it's always been like that. 00:13:16.980 --> 00:13:19.460 Conquest has always been the main game mode for 00:13:19.460 --> 00:13:21.679 Battlefield. The little multiplayer maps are 00:13:21.679 --> 00:13:23.419 more like little skirmishes if you fancy something 00:13:23.419 --> 00:13:26.299 different. I remember that prison map on Battlefield 00:13:26.299 --> 00:13:30.519 4 was just mental. Yeah, archaic. 60 versus 60 00:13:30.519 --> 00:13:33.860 on a tiny map. Pure warfare. So it says for the 00:13:33.860 --> 00:13:38.419 beta... You get to play the maps, Siege of Cairo, 00:13:38.500 --> 00:13:41.440 Liberation Peak, the Iberian Offensive maps, 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:45.419 along with the Conquest game mode, Closed Weapon 00:13:45.419 --> 00:13:48.600 Conquest, Breakthrough, Domination and King of 00:13:48.600 --> 00:13:53.899 the Hill modes. And then the second weekend will 00:13:53.899 --> 00:13:55.820 include all the maps from the first weekend, 00:13:55.899 --> 00:13:58.639 plus Empire State. As for modes, all the weekend 00:13:58.639 --> 00:14:01.000 one modes are coming back, along with Rush, Squad 00:14:01.000 --> 00:14:05.419 Deathmatch, and more. The last game I played 00:14:05.419 --> 00:14:09.580 was Breakthrough, and that was good. I like that. 00:14:09.700 --> 00:14:15.419 Because game modes where there's an actual objective. 00:14:16.269 --> 00:14:18.669 I've always found Battlefield is far more objective 00:14:18.669 --> 00:14:20.970 based than it is just fucking getting kills. 00:14:21.250 --> 00:14:27.669 If you're playing Conquest, you could be getting 00:14:27.669 --> 00:14:30.210 50 kills. But if you haven't helped capture anything 00:14:30.210 --> 00:14:32.850 or defended anything, your kills mean nothing. 00:14:34.190 --> 00:14:39.169 It's of no benefit. The last game I played, which 00:14:39.169 --> 00:14:40.769 was that breakthrough, and that was the one where 00:14:40.769 --> 00:14:45.070 I got 15 revives. with the paddles and was just 00:14:45.070 --> 00:14:48.110 healing everyone constantly I was I think I finished 00:14:48.110 --> 00:14:52.389 8th in the table and that was I got like 3 kills 00:14:52.389 --> 00:14:55.330 3 or 4 kills but I was I was capturing defending 00:14:55.330 --> 00:14:59.169 and healing everyone at the same time so playing 00:14:59.169 --> 00:15:02.389 playing your role yeah I was being a medic I 00:15:02.389 --> 00:15:05.210 was I was healing people I was keeping them up 00:15:05.210 --> 00:15:08.629 that's exactly there's far more benefit in a 00:15:08.629 --> 00:15:14.149 in a firefight for if you're behind behind a 00:15:14.149 --> 00:15:16.750 wall, whatever, and there's four of you and two 00:15:16.750 --> 00:15:19.490 of you have gone down, there's far more benefit 00:15:19.490 --> 00:15:22.190 in getting those two up than there is in just 00:15:22.190 --> 00:15:24.289 trying to fucking relentlessly attack and then 00:15:24.289 --> 00:15:26.250 just end up being the same as the two that are 00:15:26.250 --> 00:15:29.629 on the floor dead. Pick people up. Let them fucking 00:15:29.629 --> 00:15:32.190 crack on. Get some assists going. Add a shitload 00:15:32.190 --> 00:15:35.460 of assists. You'll be able to tell the co -players, 00:15:35.460 --> 00:15:36.759 man, because battlefield players have always 00:15:36.759 --> 00:15:38.720 raised each other. You're always raised, man. 00:15:38.879 --> 00:15:40.639 Just love running around with him. I loved it. 00:15:40.740 --> 00:15:43.220 I love picking... Give me an option to revive 00:15:43.220 --> 00:15:46.519 someone. 100%. Because there's nothing more annoying 00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:49.279 than downing someone and then someone else picking 00:15:49.279 --> 00:15:51.960 them up. Because you don't get your fucking... 00:15:51.960 --> 00:15:54.679 Well, you get your kill, but not in the same 00:15:54.679 --> 00:15:58.629 sense. That satisfaction of... I've done you 00:15:58.629 --> 00:16:01.330 in it's like fucking sniping long distance sniping 00:16:01.330 --> 00:16:03.149 his mate gets him up and he's like fuck sake 00:16:03.149 --> 00:16:04.690 yeah what's the fucking point in 10 minutes trying 00:16:04.690 --> 00:16:07.330 to shoot that cunt but the paddle the defibs 00:16:07.330 --> 00:16:08.970 are just great man because you can obviously 00:16:08.970 --> 00:16:11.309 fucking charge them you just press R2 that charges 00:16:11.309 --> 00:16:14.350 them up quick and then sprint out to someone 00:16:14.350 --> 00:16:16.870 press R2 again it's literally like a drive -by 00:16:16.870 --> 00:16:18.990 you just run past and go boop and then see you 00:16:18.990 --> 00:16:21.269 later me and Clarky had loads of clips of Battlefield 00:16:21.269 --> 00:16:23.330 4 back in the day we used to run around with 00:16:23.330 --> 00:16:25.250 the defibs you used to hold the button you used 00:16:25.250 --> 00:16:27.649 to like do that you used to just run up to people 00:16:27.649 --> 00:16:30.169 and defib them and defib fucking vehicles and 00:16:30.169 --> 00:16:31.649 shit you used to be able to blow them up if you 00:16:31.649 --> 00:16:33.470 got them down low enough and stuff because you 00:16:33.470 --> 00:16:35.389 can kill people with a defib as well same with 00:16:35.389 --> 00:16:38.090 the engineering torch that blows up tanks and 00:16:38.090 --> 00:16:40.230 stuff or dismantles them but yeah you can fucking 00:16:40.230 --> 00:16:42.889 burn people with them they're great I love it 00:16:43.149 --> 00:16:44.870 Yeah, great game. Go back to playing your class. 00:16:44.950 --> 00:16:46.629 That's what people wanted from 24 -2, another 00:16:46.629 --> 00:16:48.929 thing they moved away from. Like, you're an engineer 00:16:48.929 --> 00:16:51.429 or whatnot or whatever it's called with the rocket 00:16:51.429 --> 00:16:53.029 launcher. Go blow up the tanks, man. Engineer, 00:16:53.110 --> 00:16:54.509 yeah. You should be putting the mines down. You 00:16:54.509 --> 00:16:57.549 should be doing all that. It's like, play your 00:16:57.549 --> 00:17:00.009 role. Do you know what I mean? Rather than Jack 00:17:00.009 --> 00:17:02.370 of all trades, master of none. You can customise 00:17:02.370 --> 00:17:05.569 them and jig some stuff around. So like Engineer 00:17:05.569 --> 00:17:08.029 typically runs with an SMG. You can swap that 00:17:08.029 --> 00:17:10.630 out to a sniper, fucking LMG, whatever you want 00:17:10.630 --> 00:17:15.529 to swap it to. But yeah, 100%, let me have a 00:17:15.529 --> 00:17:18.690 class. That's the whole point of an objective 00:17:18.690 --> 00:17:21.630 warfare game is that everyone has a specific 00:17:21.630 --> 00:17:24.450 role to play and it works so much better when 00:17:24.450 --> 00:17:26.849 everyone's doing their specific role. That's 00:17:26.849 --> 00:17:30.039 why in these... games you have squads yep you 00:17:30.039 --> 00:17:33.259 have four man squads because that you're supposed 00:17:33.259 --> 00:17:38.299 to be acting as a squad i love it yeah it's not 00:17:38.299 --> 00:17:41.700 that long till it comes out man october man like 00:17:41.700 --> 00:17:43.779 12th of october or something or six or some shit 00:17:43.779 --> 00:17:47.980 like that two months in two days it is the yes 00:17:47.980 --> 00:17:51.259 october 10th of october yeah it's not long yeah 00:17:51.259 --> 00:17:56.900 get it in me get it all around me and in me yeah 00:17:57.420 --> 00:18:03.799 So that's that, basically. What's up next? What 00:18:03.799 --> 00:18:08.920 else we got? I mean, WoW had a new patch come 00:18:08.920 --> 00:18:12.339 out. New season started. Awesome. That got in 00:18:12.339 --> 00:18:16.079 the way entirely. I'm completely torn. So that 00:18:16.079 --> 00:18:21.400 come out Wednesday. And that is new zone, new 00:18:21.400 --> 00:18:24.640 raids coming, new Mythic Plus pool, new delves. 00:18:25.980 --> 00:18:32.039 fucking just all new shit new gear um new campaign 00:18:32.039 --> 00:18:35.660 so i played that because i originally thought 00:18:35.660 --> 00:18:38.200 that that and the beta were all coming out yes 00:18:38.200 --> 00:18:40.779 um on wednesday so i was like fucking hell how 00:18:40.779 --> 00:18:43.579 am i gonna pick but no it was it was wednesday 00:18:43.579 --> 00:18:45.299 was when that come out and then thursday was 00:18:45.299 --> 00:18:50.400 was the beta so i have jumped on that um but 00:18:50.400 --> 00:18:52.779 for some reason this time around i've got far 00:18:52.779 --> 00:18:55.789 less fomo Than I had before. I saw a comment 00:18:55.789 --> 00:18:57.509 and it started, you know when you see things 00:18:57.509 --> 00:18:59.650 and they just stick with you. Sometimes it resonates, 00:18:59.869 --> 00:19:01.690 man. You know, I told you this before. Yeah. 00:19:01.970 --> 00:19:03.789 The only reason, not the only reason, that's 00:19:03.789 --> 00:19:06.670 the wrong thing to say on the podcast. One of 00:19:06.670 --> 00:19:10.009 the reasons I'm still doing this podcast. I've 00:19:10.009 --> 00:19:12.069 carried on doing it with you. It's because of 00:19:12.069 --> 00:19:15.309 the money. It's because when I said to Matt, 00:19:15.509 --> 00:19:17.710 me and you were going to do a podcast, he said, 00:19:17.769 --> 00:19:19.869 oh, another one of your crap ideas, you drive 00:19:19.869 --> 00:19:22.210 for a couple of months and then give up. And 00:19:22.210 --> 00:19:23.930 that stuck with me. I was like, no, I'll prove 00:19:23.930 --> 00:19:25.549 you wrong, dickhead. I even said to him the other 00:19:25.549 --> 00:19:28.190 day, three years you can't. Three years this 00:19:28.190 --> 00:19:31.309 has been going. Crackpot idea, you said. So yeah, 00:19:31.349 --> 00:19:32.829 thanks for that, Matt, because you've kept me 00:19:32.829 --> 00:19:35.690 going, mate. No, I love it. That's not the only 00:19:35.690 --> 00:19:39.230 reason. Yeah, you've done it out of spite. Yeah, 00:19:39.230 --> 00:19:41.210 he said it as a passing comment and it stuck 00:19:41.210 --> 00:19:44.470 with me. I get that quite a lot. But yeah, I 00:19:44.470 --> 00:19:47.309 just saw someone say, they were like, remember, 00:19:47.410 --> 00:19:49.690 don't rush it because you'll be stuck with this 00:19:49.690 --> 00:19:52.039 patch for the next eight months. And that is 00:19:52.039 --> 00:19:54.000 so true because every single time a patch comes 00:19:54.000 --> 00:19:58.819 out, I absolutely obliterate it. And then I've 00:19:58.819 --> 00:20:01.960 got an outdo. And then you sit there. So this 00:20:01.960 --> 00:20:07.640 week, the new season started. Next week is when 00:20:07.640 --> 00:20:12.599 Mythic Plus comes out. And then the raids and 00:20:12.599 --> 00:20:15.099 all of that sort of stuff. So they release stuff 00:20:15.099 --> 00:20:17.460 progressively rather than just everything at 00:20:17.460 --> 00:20:23.670 once. it gets to a point where it all it ends 00:20:23.670 --> 00:20:26.609 up being all released so in like a month it's 00:20:26.609 --> 00:20:29.349 all going to be out so i can rush as much as 00:20:29.349 --> 00:20:33.789 i want now or i can relax take as much time as 00:20:33.789 --> 00:20:36.650 i need because in a month's time if i've rushed 00:20:36.650 --> 00:20:38.569 everything i was going to be exact same as last 00:20:38.569 --> 00:20:40.289 time where i sit there twiddling my thumbs going 00:20:40.289 --> 00:20:42.150 well there's not really much to do even though 00:20:42.150 --> 00:20:45.730 there's loads to do but i've done what i wanted 00:20:45.730 --> 00:20:51.660 to do like i will be in the same position in 00:20:51.660 --> 00:20:56.000 three months rushing as i will if i don't rush 00:20:56.000 --> 00:20:59.519 and i feel like that i've spoken to a few people 00:20:59.519 --> 00:21:02.119 and i feel like quite the consensus is everyone's 00:21:02.119 --> 00:21:05.460 feeling way less fomo for that one reason because 00:21:05.460 --> 00:21:07.539 there's also another expansion coming like the 00:21:07.539 --> 00:21:09.640 announcement for the expansion is coming out 00:21:09.640 --> 00:21:15.500 in like soon so there yeah that happened i'm 00:21:15.500 --> 00:21:18.450 just trying to say that i'm not as Is it a case 00:21:18.450 --> 00:21:22.009 of you rush it because there's FOMO, but also 00:21:22.009 --> 00:21:26.029 you know when you, well, you know when you want 00:21:26.029 --> 00:21:27.529 to play computer or something and you're like, 00:21:27.630 --> 00:21:30.450 I've got to do the washing up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:21:30.450 --> 00:21:32.089 So you do the washing up really quickly so you 00:21:32.089 --> 00:21:33.549 can go and do the other fun thing that you want 00:21:33.549 --> 00:21:35.369 to do. Yeah. Do you not be like, I have to do 00:21:35.369 --> 00:21:37.829 this because it's wow and this is like my bread 00:21:37.829 --> 00:21:39.869 and butter. So let me just do this really quickly 00:21:39.869 --> 00:21:41.609 and then I'm free to do whatever else I feel 00:21:41.609 --> 00:21:43.150 like. It's like a weight off shoulders. You've 00:21:43.150 --> 00:21:45.950 done it. Yeah, I spend like my whole life running 00:21:45.950 --> 00:21:48.319 like that. So I'll go, I need to get this, this, 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:50.660 this and this done so that I can enjoy the rest 00:21:50.660 --> 00:21:52.680 of my day doing this. And then I need to get 00:21:52.680 --> 00:21:55.119 as much of that done so that I don't feel like 00:21:55.119 --> 00:22:00.700 I've missed out type shit. So like tomorrow, 00:22:01.039 --> 00:22:04.880 I've got a little five mile run before the rest 00:22:04.880 --> 00:22:07.660 of the day. Mad. So it's like I want to get, 00:22:07.779 --> 00:22:11.299 I enjoy it. but let me get that out of the way 00:22:11.299 --> 00:22:15.339 ASAP so I can enjoy the rest of my day type shit 00:22:15.339 --> 00:22:18.019 and yeah it maybe is a bit like that with World 00:22:18.019 --> 00:22:20.759 of Warcraft where I think right let me let me 00:22:20.759 --> 00:22:23.559 do this let me get that let me fucking explore 00:22:23.559 --> 00:22:27.160 this tick that off the list and then I haven't 00:22:27.160 --> 00:22:29.220 got to worry about it because I've done that 00:22:29.220 --> 00:22:33.339 I mean I've already done the campaign day one 00:22:33.339 --> 00:22:38.220 so that's that ticked off Well, as much until 00:22:38.220 --> 00:22:39.900 next week when they release more of it. What 00:22:39.900 --> 00:22:43.059 happened in the campaign, mate? Don't know. That's 00:22:43.059 --> 00:22:46.440 the problem with these games, bro. But at the 00:22:46.440 --> 00:22:53.420 moment, the writing's shit. The writing's soppy 00:22:53.420 --> 00:22:59.319 and wet and not... It's not the type of gritty 00:22:59.319 --> 00:23:02.579 fantasy that you want, like the direction that 00:23:02.579 --> 00:23:04.359 WoW's gone at the moment. Wrath of the Lich King. 00:23:04.420 --> 00:23:07.759 It was always Horde and Alliance. They do not 00:23:07.759 --> 00:23:10.059 get on. They are at fucking war with each other, 00:23:10.079 --> 00:23:12.539 constantly battling, and that is how it should 00:23:12.539 --> 00:23:15.359 be. And then over time, they've sort of joined 00:23:15.359 --> 00:23:19.160 forces to fight a greater evil. It's the classic, 00:23:19.319 --> 00:23:22.660 that, isn't it? Yeah, but now that separation 00:23:22.660 --> 00:23:26.420 between Horde and Alliance... It just isn't there. 00:23:26.619 --> 00:23:29.980 So they're practically friends now. They fucking 00:23:29.980 --> 00:23:33.079 live with each other and shit like that. So a 00:23:33.079 --> 00:23:36.279 lot of people, and I'm one of those people, is 00:23:36.279 --> 00:23:40.160 calling for blood. Split them up. Make something 00:23:40.160 --> 00:23:43.000 happen where the good guys don't win. Make something 00:23:43.000 --> 00:23:46.359 fucking terrible happen. Someone good has to 00:23:46.359 --> 00:23:49.299 die here gruesomely. And then we need to have 00:23:49.299 --> 00:23:51.319 a divide again. And the Horde need to fucking 00:23:51.319 --> 00:23:53.359 hate the Alliance and vice versa. And we need 00:23:53.359 --> 00:23:55.849 to start having wars again. We need to split 00:23:55.849 --> 00:24:00.029 this apart. I think because they've amalgamated 00:24:00.029 --> 00:24:04.410 into one being, the writing's just become predictable 00:24:04.410 --> 00:24:08.349 and boring. So when a new campaign comes out, 00:24:08.869 --> 00:24:12.369 give me the fucking gear. Give me the gear so 00:24:12.369 --> 00:24:14.069 I can do the raids, so I can get the achievements, 00:24:14.130 --> 00:24:16.269 so I can quit for another two months. That's 00:24:16.269 --> 00:24:19.509 it. Rather than, like you say, Rafa the Lich 00:24:19.509 --> 00:24:23.079 King or Mr. Pandaria. when there was a lot of 00:24:23.079 --> 00:24:25.400 shit going down that was genuinely interesting. 00:24:26.240 --> 00:24:29.680 I feel you. It's just fucking, oh, we've saved 00:24:29.680 --> 00:24:32.240 the world, guys, and we should all be grateful. 00:24:32.339 --> 00:24:35.240 Let's hug. Fuck off. Fuck off. Look at this salt. 00:24:35.440 --> 00:24:38.579 Fuck off. Let me fucking shove this in your sternum. 00:24:38.599 --> 00:24:42.099 Like, just get away with that shit. Fuck. Well, 00:24:42.299 --> 00:24:46.180 you know what I've been doing. I've been rematching 00:24:46.180 --> 00:24:53.079 and trading roguely. I'm impressed with my resilience 00:24:53.079 --> 00:24:55.480 to just keep going with these games. Banging 00:24:55.480 --> 00:24:58.160 my head against the wall, but also enjoying the 00:24:58.160 --> 00:25:02.539 pain. Yeah, yeah. Because I love it. I haven't 00:25:02.539 --> 00:25:06.339 played as much rematch. I play every single evening 00:25:06.339 --> 00:25:08.940 until I get a win, and then I turn it off. Sometimes 00:25:08.940 --> 00:25:11.279 it's first game, sometimes it's sixth game. I 00:25:11.279 --> 00:25:12.660 will not turn it off until I win. A win is a 00:25:12.660 --> 00:25:15.000 win. I'm not trying to rank up anymore. I'm one 00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:18.430 rank from Masters, and I'm content. I don't want 00:25:18.430 --> 00:25:21.650 to be the best. Is that your content because 00:25:21.650 --> 00:25:24.069 you know it's hard to push the last one? Mate, 00:25:24.069 --> 00:25:25.950 it was so hard to get from gold to diamond and 00:25:25.950 --> 00:25:28.509 then diamond to... Exactly. So I sat there and 00:25:28.509 --> 00:25:31.049 gone, this is too much. So let me just be content 00:25:31.049 --> 00:25:33.089 with... No, I'm content because I don't care 00:25:33.089 --> 00:25:35.529 to push no more. Do you know what I mean? But 00:25:35.529 --> 00:25:38.589 yeah, it is that because I haven't got... I don't 00:25:38.589 --> 00:25:41.710 care enough to have the grit to push forward 00:25:41.710 --> 00:25:44.569 for it. Do you know what I mean? Because when 00:25:44.569 --> 00:25:47.069 you... It's different because when you get... 00:25:47.480 --> 00:25:49.079 There's three divisions in each rank, right? 00:25:49.119 --> 00:25:51.799 So you have silver, gold, even before that, bronze, 00:25:51.839 --> 00:25:54.940 whatever. So I think it's bronze, silver, gold, 00:25:55.059 --> 00:25:59.240 platinum, diamond, masters. But each of them 00:25:59.240 --> 00:26:01.339 has three divisions you have to go up. So three 00:26:01.339 --> 00:26:03.380 in bronze, three silver, three gold, three platinum, 00:26:03.460 --> 00:26:05.539 three diamond, three, six, nine, 12, 15 divisions 00:26:05.539 --> 00:26:09.759 to go through. But when you get, say you've won 00:26:09.759 --> 00:26:12.240 enough in the first three divisions of bronze, 00:26:12.420 --> 00:26:15.819 when you've completed your bar, so it says, oh 00:26:15.819 --> 00:26:17.849 yeah. You're going up to next division. You don't 00:26:17.849 --> 00:26:19.269 go up to next division. You have three games 00:26:19.269 --> 00:26:20.509 that you have to play and you have to win two 00:26:20.509 --> 00:26:23.470 of them to get promoted. So you can fucking, 00:26:23.630 --> 00:26:26.589 and that's the frustration, you can get all the 00:26:26.589 --> 00:26:29.490 way to the end, get to your promotion games and 00:26:29.490 --> 00:26:31.789 then get ranked in, matched in with some cunt 00:26:31.789 --> 00:26:33.029 that don't want to be a goalkeeper and just keep 00:26:33.029 --> 00:26:35.029 running out of goal. Decent. And then you're 00:26:35.029 --> 00:26:36.829 like, sick. Well, there's my promotion blown 00:26:36.829 --> 00:26:39.730 out of the water. Sick. So it's just frustrating, 00:26:39.869 --> 00:26:41.289 isn't it? And I haven't got the patience for 00:26:41.289 --> 00:26:43.420 that. But then on the other hand, you can have 00:26:43.420 --> 00:26:45.059 it where you get a sick team and they just carry 00:26:45.059 --> 00:26:47.039 you to fucking win and you're like, lovely, ain't 00:26:47.039 --> 00:26:49.259 got to worry. So yeah, I just ain't got the energy 00:26:49.259 --> 00:26:53.240 for that. So I'm content just playing it. I don't 00:26:53.240 --> 00:26:55.799 want to play competitively or get good at something 00:26:55.799 --> 00:26:58.420 because I don't want stress and I put stress 00:26:58.420 --> 00:27:01.900 on myself. But I also don't like playing casually 00:27:01.900 --> 00:27:04.740 because I feel there's no stakes. So it's a weird 00:27:04.740 --> 00:27:08.460 balance. It's a weird balance for me. So yeah, 00:27:08.460 --> 00:27:10.140 I played that, but obviously more Rogue Trader. 00:27:10.920 --> 00:27:13.400 I'm sure I have many tales to tell. Did you capture 00:27:13.400 --> 00:27:16.440 the... I can't remember where we was last time. 00:27:16.519 --> 00:27:21.799 So you were... You wanted to... You landed on 00:27:21.799 --> 00:27:24.819 a planet. You had another assassination attempt. 00:27:25.359 --> 00:27:29.319 And it was from this woman that you wanted to 00:27:29.319 --> 00:27:32.000 capture. And then she was going to die anyway. 00:27:32.000 --> 00:27:34.339 You were going to kill her anyway because you're 00:27:34.339 --> 00:27:38.180 evil, evil. So it was my planet. And the governor 00:27:38.180 --> 00:27:41.099 of my planet, one of my planets, one of my dynasty. 00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:46.859 Yeah. I had an assassination attempt. I said, 00:27:46.859 --> 00:27:49.579 no, not good enough. You should do better. Arrest 00:27:49.579 --> 00:27:53.099 her. She was arrested. I went and dealt with 00:27:53.099 --> 00:27:56.019 the rebels on the planet. Myself, personally, 00:27:56.440 --> 00:28:00.400 got that dealt with. Hired the alien sniper. 00:28:00.660 --> 00:28:05.880 She's now in my retinue. Xenos. Xenos scum. Yeah, 00:28:05.880 --> 00:28:12.690 Xenos scum. And then, after I'd dealt with the 00:28:12.690 --> 00:28:20.490 rebels, I went to execute the governor, the governess, 00:28:20.730 --> 00:28:25.130 as I said that Corvus would do. And turns out, 00:28:25.130 --> 00:28:28.029 she was a sneaky little bitch anyway. And she 00:28:28.029 --> 00:28:31.549 fucking ran behind this force field thing. Yeah. 00:28:31.630 --> 00:28:34.049 She already had loads of crazy shit going on 00:28:34.049 --> 00:28:36.650 behind the doors. Yeah. So she was naughty. So 00:28:36.650 --> 00:28:38.730 my instincts were right anyway. She deserved 00:28:38.730 --> 00:28:41.049 to die. So I had to fight my way to her. What 00:28:41.049 --> 00:28:44.670 was she doing? Oh, nefarious Xenos shit. Ah. 00:28:44.710 --> 00:28:46.809 Trading. She was with the alien. Oh, mate, went 00:28:46.809 --> 00:28:48.589 in there. It was all fucking crazy. They were 00:28:48.589 --> 00:28:52.930 opening portals and all dodgy shit. I mean, aren't 00:28:52.930 --> 00:28:56.130 you involved in alien games? Yeah, but no one's 00:28:56.130 --> 00:29:01.029 supposed to know that. That's secret. Like I 00:29:01.029 --> 00:29:03.309 say, I've got a member of the Inquisition with 00:29:03.309 --> 00:29:05.509 me. They definitely can't know I've got alien 00:29:05.509 --> 00:29:08.170 shit going on. He's fuming I hired the alien 00:29:08.170 --> 00:29:10.289 sniper. How does he not know that you've got 00:29:10.289 --> 00:29:13.309 that going on then? Because it's all sneaky, 00:29:13.410 --> 00:29:17.809 isn't it? But also, the rogue trader can... Like 00:29:17.809 --> 00:29:20.789 I say, the rogue trader has the ability to bend 00:29:20.789 --> 00:29:22.990 rules because he's a rogue trader. So he can 00:29:22.990 --> 00:29:26.670 do dodgy shit, but it's just not ideal. But if 00:29:26.670 --> 00:29:29.039 anyone else was caught... trading xenos weapons 00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:32.039 and stuff it's just treason so he's actually 00:29:32.039 --> 00:29:35.220 so so he's not happy he's not happy because you 00:29:35.220 --> 00:29:37.359 hired a xenos oh yeah he's dreaming about that 00:29:37.359 --> 00:29:39.240 yeah he didn't he didn't like her nowhere near 00:29:39.240 --> 00:29:41.500 him but it's tough shit she's a good marksman 00:29:41.500 --> 00:29:45.160 yeah yeah um so yeah i did that took that planet 00:29:45.160 --> 00:29:47.480 and then i've just been fucking planet trotting 00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:49.480 really man i've just been going from planet to 00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:52.160 planet fucking shit up and leaving i've had a 00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:58.960 few space battles um how how easy Would you say 00:29:58.960 --> 00:30:05.619 that it is to... So, Corvus... Does Corvus have 00:30:05.619 --> 00:30:11.319 a price? For what? That's a good point, to be 00:30:11.319 --> 00:30:12.819 fair. That's a good question. What does Corvus 00:30:12.819 --> 00:30:15.099 have a price for? What do I want from Corvus? 00:30:18.299 --> 00:30:23.619 So, can Corvus be bought? Is what I'm saying. 00:30:23.940 --> 00:30:29.200 For, let's say... Well, no, because you're into 00:30:29.200 --> 00:30:33.759 the black market type shit, aren't you? Oh, any 00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:37.339 deal I want is shady shit. Yeah. I was a smuggler 00:30:37.339 --> 00:30:39.640 anyway. I'm harvesting organs and selling them 00:30:39.640 --> 00:30:42.460 off. I'm all into that. Yeah, loads of them. 00:30:42.619 --> 00:30:44.740 There's money to be made. But what I'm doing 00:30:44.740 --> 00:30:51.440 is I'm masquerading as a nursery. I'm killing 00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:53.460 children and I'm taking their organs. Fucking 00:30:53.460 --> 00:30:55.779 hell, Rav. That's as heavy as it's going to get. 00:30:55.799 --> 00:30:57.319 I'm killing children and taking their organs. 00:30:57.319 --> 00:30:59.759 That's like Warhammer shit. That is the sort 00:30:59.759 --> 00:31:02.079 of weird shit they're into. It's fucked up. That's 00:31:02.079 --> 00:31:04.259 what's going on. And that will resonate with 00:31:04.259 --> 00:31:07.180 you because you have children. Yeah, but then 00:31:07.180 --> 00:31:09.980 that's putting the awkward thing between me as 00:31:09.980 --> 00:31:12.480 a father. How much roleplay are you really prepared 00:31:12.480 --> 00:31:16.619 to do? Corvus being fucking sack of shit. So 00:31:16.619 --> 00:31:19.019 you've landed on this planet and it's just a 00:31:19.019 --> 00:31:22.019 fucking... It's a standard... We're farming carrots, 00:31:22.339 --> 00:31:24.660 man. Just carrots, yeah? Just carrots. We're 00:31:24.660 --> 00:31:27.220 just making carrots. We're growing carrots, selling 00:31:27.220 --> 00:31:29.480 them off. I'm just a humble farmer, but... Corvus 00:31:29.480 --> 00:31:31.559 turns to his smuggler friend and says, that's 00:31:31.559 --> 00:31:35.680 code for ginger kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll 00:31:35.680 --> 00:31:37.500 be exactly what's going on. You've got fucking 00:31:37.500 --> 00:31:41.640 ginger kids of the carrots. All sorts of... Side 00:31:41.640 --> 00:31:45.000 note. Side note. Did you know that cauliflower... 00:31:45.369 --> 00:31:48.789 No, sorry, broccoli flowers. What do you mean? 00:31:49.190 --> 00:31:52.589 Broccoli flowers. I'll show you. I don't know 00:31:52.589 --> 00:31:54.990 what you're on about. Broccoli. I know what you're 00:31:54.990 --> 00:31:58.210 saying, but I can't fathom it, what you're trying 00:31:58.210 --> 00:32:08.049 to get at. Broccoli. Flower. Flowers. Buy broccoli. 00:32:09.829 --> 00:32:12.670 Here we go. Oh, why is it giving me a shit photo 00:32:12.670 --> 00:32:19.019 of it? There you go. It's broccoli. Flowers. 00:32:19.240 --> 00:32:22.059 Yummy. Into yellow flowers. Yeah, yummy. I mean, 00:32:22.079 --> 00:32:23.900 I don't know if it's the same sort of broccoli 00:32:23.900 --> 00:32:28.079 that you would eat. I'd eat that. But apparently 00:32:28.079 --> 00:32:31.380 broccoli... So I'm tempted to get a broccoli. 00:32:31.940 --> 00:32:34.940 Grow it. But I've gone off topic. I'm growing 00:32:34.940 --> 00:32:38.920 carrots and broccoli. Right. We've landed. And... 00:32:38.920 --> 00:32:42.460 I don't know. Because what was the other geezer? 00:32:42.460 --> 00:32:43.779 Wasn't there a geezer where you're buying his 00:32:43.779 --> 00:32:45.799 vegetables or whatever, but also buying Xenos 00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:48.880 weaponry off of him? No, this is why I landed 00:32:48.880 --> 00:32:50.940 on that planet, because it's my harvesting planet. 00:32:51.039 --> 00:32:53.819 So I went there to get resources sent to the 00:32:53.819 --> 00:32:56.299 planet to give them food, and he was going to 00:32:56.299 --> 00:32:58.640 give me Xenos shit. I'm another harvesting planet 00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:02.440 for you. Yeah. Carrots and broccoli. it's a madness 00:33:02.440 --> 00:33:06.519 um and then because you're the rogue trader obviously 00:33:06.519 --> 00:33:08.799 i want to appease you because otherwise i get 00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:11.000 my my planet gets blown up and i'm gonna die 00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:15.079 and i'd rather not have that yeah so i'll invite 00:33:15.079 --> 00:33:18.759 you around for a cup of tea but obviously you're 00:33:18.759 --> 00:33:21.660 quite a perceptive person i would imagine being 00:33:21.660 --> 00:33:24.160 a trader or someone with you one of your entourage 00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:27.119 is quite perceptive when you take a seat you 00:33:27.119 --> 00:33:29.609 can see into the kitchen through a door Like 00:33:29.609 --> 00:33:32.529 the door's slightly cracked open while I'm making 00:33:32.529 --> 00:33:36.210 cups of tea. There's just a fucking kidney on 00:33:36.210 --> 00:33:40.369 the table. There's no animals or farm life here. 00:33:40.410 --> 00:33:43.450 It's purely vegetables. And it's just and kidney. 00:33:43.869 --> 00:33:48.769 Bloody, looks relatively fresh kidney. Now, is 00:33:48.769 --> 00:33:51.750 that going to get questioned? Or would you leave 00:33:51.750 --> 00:33:55.450 that? The trouble is, you're running a big risk. 00:33:55.569 --> 00:33:58.150 Because if this is my planet that is doing vegetables. 00:33:58.269 --> 00:34:00.450 Yeah. And you're doing this behind my back. There's 00:34:00.450 --> 00:34:03.029 already a problem, isn't there? I should be made 00:34:03.029 --> 00:34:05.630 aware of this, regardless. You shouldn't be. 00:34:05.789 --> 00:34:08.769 You've already lied to me. Yeah, but you're sadistic. 00:34:08.849 --> 00:34:11.409 So how am I supposed to bring that to the table? 00:34:12.489 --> 00:34:15.670 Corvus, I know I'm thinking of a side hustle. 00:34:16.849 --> 00:34:19.530 Look at these lot. Yeah, but Corvus isn't sadistic. 00:34:19.550 --> 00:34:22.289 To people that know, Corvus won't be known. He's 00:34:22.289 --> 00:34:24.789 early in his rogue trader. The only Corvus they'll 00:34:24.789 --> 00:34:27.250 know. if they know him at all, he's the smuggler 00:34:27.250 --> 00:34:30.230 pirate he wrote Corvus, who's a bit of shit, 00:34:30.389 --> 00:34:32.989 really. He's a bit of a naughty boy, but he definitely 00:34:32.989 --> 00:34:34.989 wouldn't be interested in harvesting people. 00:34:35.630 --> 00:34:37.090 You wouldn't be interested in harvesting people? 00:34:37.090 --> 00:34:39.570 Corvus wouldn't, no. Corvus twisted by this entity, 00:34:39.650 --> 00:34:42.570 maybe. You know what I mean? Yeah, but Corvus 00:34:42.570 --> 00:34:44.230 is twisted by that entity. Yeah, and that's what 00:34:44.230 --> 00:34:48.010 I mean. That's why he may be... But regardless 00:34:48.010 --> 00:34:51.400 of if he is, you've already fucking... Done this 00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:53.639 behind my back. So just by that merit, you're 00:34:53.639 --> 00:34:58.480 in trouble. But could I claw that back? No. Because 00:34:58.480 --> 00:35:03.719 you're on my planet doing shit with my resources 00:35:03.719 --> 00:35:08.099 behind my back. I'll give you 40 % of the profit 00:35:08.099 --> 00:35:10.980 for the next two years. No. It's all mine. It's 00:35:10.980 --> 00:35:13.360 my fucking planet. Yeah, but it's not your kids. 00:35:14.079 --> 00:35:16.380 They're not my kids, to be fair. Anything on 00:35:16.380 --> 00:35:18.539 the planet belongs to me. Yeah, but I've bought 00:35:18.539 --> 00:35:21.110 them from a... They come off planet. And where 00:35:21.110 --> 00:35:23.090 are they living? What do you mean where are they 00:35:23.090 --> 00:35:24.949 living? Where are they now? Oh, mate, they don't 00:35:24.949 --> 00:35:26.710 live here, Corvus. Yeah, but they're on my planet 00:35:26.710 --> 00:35:29.349 now, taking up space on my planet, therefore 00:35:29.349 --> 00:35:31.949 they're mine. Parts of them are on your planet, 00:35:32.030 --> 00:35:33.570 I'll admit. At this point... There's sections 00:35:33.570 --> 00:35:35.750 here that shouldn't be here. At this point, I'd 00:35:35.750 --> 00:35:39.269 say, Abelard, remove his testicles. Testicles? 00:35:39.670 --> 00:35:41.329 Yeah, I'll remove your testicles immediately. 00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:45.500 pound signs how much can I get for my own balls 00:35:45.500 --> 00:35:53.400 50 -50 you can have one we'll sell these goldens 00:35:53.400 --> 00:35:57.110 off you'd be in trouble. Yeah, but I reckon that 00:35:57.110 --> 00:36:00.269 100%, if I go, you can have 100 % of the profit 00:36:00.269 --> 00:36:02.650 for the next six months. No, you don't tell me 00:36:02.650 --> 00:36:04.849 how much I can have and how long I have it for. 00:36:05.070 --> 00:36:06.969 The only thing you're begging for is your life. 00:36:07.130 --> 00:36:09.610 Yeah, but surely, but that's the thing. It's 00:36:09.610 --> 00:36:11.929 a fucking war hammer. I know. It's dark. I know 00:36:11.929 --> 00:36:14.289 it's dark. And what I'm doing is dark and sadistic. 00:36:14.409 --> 00:36:17.949 What I feel like might go, surely must go in 00:36:17.949 --> 00:36:20.769 my favour is that if you're this big, bad power, 00:36:20.949 --> 00:36:23.880 well, I know you're not fucking big. But metaphorically, 00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:28.679 you're a big pad and powerful rogue trader who 00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:37.900 has a massive, massive ship or whatever. So everyone 00:36:37.900 --> 00:36:40.420 must be begging and begging for their lives. 00:36:40.619 --> 00:36:45.000 So surely, surely, surely just some random fucking 00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:48.380 farmer who's got the bollocks to harvest kidneys 00:36:48.380 --> 00:36:51.489 on a planet that you own. turning around and 00:36:51.489 --> 00:36:53.769 trying to negotiate and going well you ain't 00:36:53.769 --> 00:36:56.309 having half of my have half of my shit i'm keeping 00:36:56.309 --> 00:36:59.050 the other half surely that's worth some form 00:36:59.050 --> 00:37:02.849 of of of merit you're trying to barter with a 00:37:02.849 --> 00:37:06.489 demonic being which is mental so who's more mental 00:37:06.489 --> 00:37:09.489 you as a demonic being or the humble farmer that's 00:37:09.489 --> 00:37:11.289 prepared there's nothing humble about what you're 00:37:11.289 --> 00:37:13.829 doing mate exactly it's as dark as it comes exactly 00:37:13.829 --> 00:37:16.730 understand the this is this is just the start 00:37:17.699 --> 00:37:19.500 Jesus. Give me some of them weapons and we'll 00:37:19.500 --> 00:37:21.480 see what happens. That weird alien filth you 00:37:21.480 --> 00:37:23.440 got in the corner, I'll have a piece of that. 00:37:23.500 --> 00:37:25.400 Give me her fucking tail. You don't talk about 00:37:25.400 --> 00:37:27.320 her like that. But you see what I mean? She'd 00:37:27.320 --> 00:37:29.000 already have you in a headshot lined up. Yeah, 00:37:29.000 --> 00:37:34.719 but surely this means something. You wouldn't 00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:36.239 pique your interest a little bit to have this 00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:38.280 mental farmer as part of it. Maybe he's not just 00:37:38.280 --> 00:37:40.280 a farmer. He obviously isn't. But you wouldn't 00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:42.019 be interested slightly. You'd go, maybe I can 00:37:42.019 --> 00:37:44.699 mould this. Abelard, remove his teeth. Give him 00:37:44.699 --> 00:37:46.710 a gun. Your teeth would be removed. If I just 00:37:46.710 --> 00:37:49.090 start removing them myself, I'll fucking take 00:37:49.090 --> 00:37:52.929 them out. Tenner, tenner. Corvus smucks. You 00:37:52.929 --> 00:37:55.530 know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. That's 00:37:55.530 --> 00:37:57.449 interesting. If you were playing Rogue Trader 00:37:57.449 --> 00:38:02.250 now, and that was a scene that... Next week, 00:38:02.309 --> 00:38:04.489 if that happened, you'd be bringing it up on 00:38:04.489 --> 00:38:06.230 the podcast. You'd go, I land on this planet, 00:38:06.369 --> 00:38:09.949 and I met this mental farmer. He was killing 00:38:09.949 --> 00:38:13.989 kids, and I confronted him about it, and he started 00:38:13.989 --> 00:38:16.659 giving me aggro. and barter him with me. And 00:38:16.659 --> 00:38:18.760 now, I know that conversation would end. You'd 00:38:18.760 --> 00:38:22.179 go, he's now part of the crew. No, no, it wouldn't. 00:38:22.260 --> 00:38:25.260 It would. He'd be dead. No. And I'd put someone 00:38:25.260 --> 00:38:27.000 in his place to carry on the work he was doing. 00:38:27.099 --> 00:38:29.280 No, you can't. No, you can't. No, he wouldn't 00:38:29.280 --> 00:38:31.199 be part. He wouldn't be part. What, you'd take 00:38:31.199 --> 00:38:32.940 out, so you'd kill him. Not because of the bad 00:38:32.940 --> 00:38:34.800 shit he's doing, but because he's trying to barter 00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:36.639 with me. You know, the bad shit is irrelevant. 00:38:36.940 --> 00:38:40.159 Yeah. The demon entity Corvus is like, yeah, 00:38:40.159 --> 00:38:43.219 lovely. Yeah. Money and fucking Xenos shit. Yeah, 00:38:43.219 --> 00:38:45.199 yeah, yeah. But, The fact that you're trying 00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:47.860 to barter with me, unacceptable. I would have 00:38:47.860 --> 00:38:50.099 thought that the bollocks would have meant something 00:38:50.099 --> 00:38:52.460 there. You've got the bollocks. I'm not going 00:38:52.460 --> 00:38:55.380 to have it, but you get to keep your life just 00:38:55.380 --> 00:38:58.039 for having the bollocks to barter with me. Absolutely 00:38:58.039 --> 00:39:02.440 not. No, no. The sheer front of him would mean 00:39:02.440 --> 00:39:05.320 he would be dead. It would be worth a go, though, 00:39:05.360 --> 00:39:06.460 wouldn't it? You already know you're going to 00:39:06.460 --> 00:39:08.659 die. If you've been caught out by a rogue trader. 00:39:08.699 --> 00:39:10.179 If you see the rogue trader shit put up, you're 00:39:10.179 --> 00:39:13.860 like, fuck. I'm done. It's curtains for me. Finish 00:39:13.860 --> 00:39:15.880 your cup of tea and then you probably would. 00:39:15.960 --> 00:39:18.039 All right, fucking have it then. Come on, let's 00:39:18.039 --> 00:39:22.300 go. You're going to kill me anyway. Begging for 00:39:22.300 --> 00:39:25.480 your life is probably the worst thing you can 00:39:25.480 --> 00:39:27.780 do. That's probably the best way to go about 00:39:27.780 --> 00:39:29.719 it is having some bollocks, but in this case, 00:39:29.739 --> 00:39:31.869 no. That is a pathetic way, isn't it? If you're 00:39:31.869 --> 00:39:34.889 on your hands and knees begging to, please don't 00:39:34.889 --> 00:39:37.469 kill me. No, you're already going to die. Stand 00:39:37.469 --> 00:39:40.269 up. Punch him. There's not much more powerful 00:39:40.269 --> 00:39:42.190 politically than the road trader. I think the 00:39:42.190 --> 00:39:47.070 inquisition, the main inquisitor, is more powerful 00:39:47.070 --> 00:39:50.369 in terms of legal power. Obviously, the road 00:39:50.369 --> 00:39:53.889 trader's weak as shit. A space marine would kill 00:39:53.889 --> 00:39:58.110 him. But politically, I'm the fucking Don Daddy. 00:39:59.059 --> 00:40:01.380 I'm one of the Don Daddies. I'm just going around 00:40:01.380 --> 00:40:03.260 doing whatever I want, mate. I'm boarding ships. 00:40:03.500 --> 00:40:06.900 I'm murdering people. I'm fucking blowing ships 00:40:06.900 --> 00:40:09.199 out of the sky. I'm taking parts. But who keeps 00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:13.119 you in line? Nobody. Me. So what's the purpose 00:40:13.119 --> 00:40:16.880 of that? What purpose are you serving? To build 00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:21.199 the fucking, the imperium of man. I'm going out 00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:24.679 charting uncharted places, claiming planets. 00:40:25.260 --> 00:40:29.300 This is mine now, which serves the, imperium 00:40:29.300 --> 00:40:33.260 of man because there's more man doing man shit 00:40:33.260 --> 00:40:36.320 plus most road traders aren't possessed by an 00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:38.639 evil entity I couldn't I couldn't fathom the 00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:44.440 idea so so I'm a homeowner so like this land 00:40:44.440 --> 00:40:46.860 that we're on this is mine yeah if I want to 00:40:46.860 --> 00:40:48.900 fucking blow this up I can blow this I mean obviously 00:40:48.900 --> 00:40:50.880 I can't blow this up but if I want to go out 00:40:50.880 --> 00:40:54.099 there and start digging a hole I'm going to dig 00:40:54.099 --> 00:40:57.440 the fucking hole it's mine But I can't understand 00:40:57.440 --> 00:41:02.900 the idea of pulling up to a planet and just going, 00:41:03.019 --> 00:41:05.980 I'll have that one. I'll have that one and that 00:41:05.980 --> 00:41:08.719 one and then we'll take that one. The whole thing. 00:41:09.480 --> 00:41:12.219 Which country do you want? All of them. All of 00:41:12.219 --> 00:41:14.679 them. I'll take all of them. I'd imagine that's 00:41:14.679 --> 00:41:18.159 what supreme leaders do. That's why wars are 00:41:18.159 --> 00:41:23.000 had. Genghis Khan. I'll kill everyone and I'll... 00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:26.019 Dominate everything. I'll have that. Mr. Genghis, 00:41:26.059 --> 00:41:27.820 they're not going to give you... I'll just kill 00:41:27.820 --> 00:41:29.820 them. Yeah, I'll just... There'll be no one there 00:41:29.820 --> 00:41:31.719 to say no. Imagine being that mental, though. 00:41:32.320 --> 00:41:34.519 Obviously, people are like that, but being like 00:41:34.519 --> 00:41:40.619 that, you go, that Evian, can I have that? Have 00:41:40.619 --> 00:41:43.340 a sip of that? No. Well, you're going to die. 00:41:43.500 --> 00:41:44.739 Yeah, you're going to have to die. You're going 00:41:44.739 --> 00:41:46.320 to have to give it to me. Because I'm thirsty. 00:41:46.659 --> 00:41:50.159 Yeah, because you're going to die. Just claiming 00:41:50.159 --> 00:41:52.980 planets left, right and centre. Well, yeah. It's 00:41:52.980 --> 00:41:54.920 not what I wanted. It was the gift that was given 00:41:54.920 --> 00:41:57.139 and bestowed upon me, you know? I didn't want 00:41:57.139 --> 00:41:58.719 this power. And then, obviously, the entity was 00:41:58.719 --> 00:42:00.619 like, oh, let me in. And Corvus was like, oh, 00:42:00.659 --> 00:42:02.340 go on then. Would you interact differently if 00:42:02.340 --> 00:42:09.300 you weren't engaged with a demonic power? Oh, 00:42:09.300 --> 00:42:11.619 yeah, you would still be dead, though. Gotta 00:42:11.619 --> 00:42:13.480 be putting a stop to that immediately. You sick 00:42:13.480 --> 00:42:15.800 fuck. You fucking sick fuck. Oh, really? It would 00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:18.059 be like... What, you think... No, yeah, Corvus 00:42:18.059 --> 00:42:20.840 is a smuggler, mate. He's not fucking... Mass 00:42:20.840 --> 00:42:23.300 murder of fucking... That's sick. You're going 00:42:23.300 --> 00:42:25.300 to sit there on a high horse. What do you mean? 00:42:25.500 --> 00:42:28.179 You're shagging an alien for a start. I just 00:42:28.179 --> 00:42:30.760 traded a few weapons, bro. That was all I was 00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:34.059 doing. Oh, yeah. Harmless. You're harmless. I'm 00:42:34.059 --> 00:42:37.099 not slaughtering innocents. Well, you are because 00:42:37.099 --> 00:42:40.260 you're supplying weapons. What do you think the 00:42:40.260 --> 00:42:43.170 weapons are doing? Yeah. Killing other people. 00:42:43.429 --> 00:42:45.829 Yeah, but if I'm selling chainsaws, and then 00:42:45.829 --> 00:42:48.429 I sell a man a chainsaw, and then he goes and 00:42:48.429 --> 00:42:50.050 kills someone with it, it ain't my fucking fault. 00:42:50.130 --> 00:42:52.889 I'll give a man a chainsaw. I'm not culpable 00:42:52.889 --> 00:42:55.650 for that. Yeah. I'm just making a few quid. Do 00:42:55.650 --> 00:42:58.570 you know, I grew up on a death world, bruv. It 00:42:58.570 --> 00:43:01.070 was the best I could do. So why the fuck would 00:43:01.070 --> 00:43:03.090 selling kidneys be the thing that throw... Why 00:43:03.090 --> 00:43:05.849 is that? Is it the kidneys or the kids? It's 00:43:05.849 --> 00:43:08.289 definitely the children. You can't kill kids, 00:43:08.469 --> 00:43:10.789 bro. No, you can. Very easily. You're a fucking 00:43:10.789 --> 00:43:13.650 monster. You're a monster. Very easily. Like 00:43:13.650 --> 00:43:15.809 a knife through butter. You're a fucking monster. 00:43:15.949 --> 00:43:17.889 Corvus would shoot you square in the face, mate. 00:43:18.429 --> 00:43:20.530 No fucking way. He'd put stocks out immediately. 00:43:21.289 --> 00:43:23.269 They'd be released. See, that's out of role. 00:43:23.369 --> 00:43:27.110 I feel like it's your outside of role play getting 00:43:27.110 --> 00:43:29.869 involved with that. I feel like that's what that 00:43:29.869 --> 00:43:31.610 is. Corvus wouldn't do that, bro. Yeah, but I 00:43:31.610 --> 00:43:33.030 think that's because you wouldn't do that. I 00:43:33.030 --> 00:43:36.329 think if that happened in Rogue Trader, even 00:43:36.329 --> 00:43:40.449 as demonic Corvus, I would find that hard to 00:43:40.449 --> 00:43:43.429 go along with that because it's too dark for 00:43:43.429 --> 00:43:47.050 me to even pretend that it's, you know. I know 00:43:47.050 --> 00:43:49.269 it's not real, but I'd feel bad pressing that 00:43:49.269 --> 00:43:52.510 button. I'd be like, I can't do it. It's too 00:43:52.510 --> 00:43:54.570 much. Would you like to also kill the children 00:43:54.570 --> 00:43:57.329 and harvest their organs? No. no and the demonic 00:43:57.329 --> 00:44:01.369 ending he's like yes no no me Ashley not Corvus 00:44:01.369 --> 00:44:05.849 Ashley here no no we're fucking not in fact I'm 00:44:05.849 --> 00:44:07.769 turning it off I'm just turning the game off 00:44:07.769 --> 00:44:11.349 never play it again I hope that don't happen 00:44:11.349 --> 00:44:13.190 you're playing Warhammer though that's the type 00:44:13.190 --> 00:44:15.889 of shit that would go on in Warhammer yeah it's 00:44:15.889 --> 00:44:20.409 fucked up it's a good game though yeah you know 00:44:20.409 --> 00:44:22.210 what I mean as long as that shit don't happen 00:44:22.210 --> 00:44:25.789 let them get the five couple of birthdays that's 00:44:25.789 --> 00:44:29.989 too dark for me bro that's too dark for me maybe 00:44:29.989 --> 00:44:32.329 I'd be good in this universe yeah you would maybe 00:44:32.329 --> 00:44:34.769 that's I just want to preface I don't want to 00:44:34.769 --> 00:44:36.829 kill children yeah you know what I mean no definitely 00:44:36.829 --> 00:44:39.829 not I don't want this to I don't want in another 00:44:39.829 --> 00:44:42.630 three years if we've become supremely popular 00:44:43.280 --> 00:44:45.880 I don't want this episode to be resurfacing out 00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:47.840 of all the episodes and then just have that clipped 00:44:47.840 --> 00:44:49.880 that I like killing children and harvesting their 00:44:49.880 --> 00:44:51.820 organs. Well, you've just fucked it. That will 00:44:51.820 --> 00:44:54.099 get clipped. That bit, yeah. That little bit 00:44:54.099 --> 00:45:03.400 there. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. Yeah. So, rematch 00:45:03.400 --> 00:45:06.860 and Road Trader. That's about it. That's all 00:45:06.860 --> 00:45:09.059 I do, man. Yeah. That's all I've got going on. 00:45:09.599 --> 00:45:11.440 I don't even know what I'll do when I finish 00:45:11.440 --> 00:45:14.070 Road Trader. Probably be sad. Let's see. Oh, 00:45:14.190 --> 00:45:19.730 I did do what I said I wasn't going to do. I 00:45:19.730 --> 00:45:22.710 did buy that collector's edition. Which one? 00:45:24.369 --> 00:45:28.949 Oh, that's good. Warhammer Dark Heresy. Oh, you 00:45:28.949 --> 00:45:31.869 did get it, yeah? Yeah. Nice. Couldn't help myself. 00:45:32.170 --> 00:45:35.989 What I did, because I said it was $60 for postal 00:45:35.989 --> 00:45:38.250 packaging. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you pausing? 00:45:38.369 --> 00:45:40.750 No, no, no, we're good. I'm going to have to. 00:45:40.909 --> 00:45:44.519 Jesus Christ. Collector's edition. Got it. The 00:45:44.519 --> 00:45:47.199 little pause. Got it. Yeah, got it. I went back 00:45:47.199 --> 00:45:51.079 on it. It said $60, didn't it, for post and packaging. 00:45:51.500 --> 00:45:53.239 And I was like, I'm not fucking paying that. 00:45:53.659 --> 00:45:57.059 And then it was coming up at like $350 or something. 00:45:57.139 --> 00:45:58.920 I'm not doing that. Yeah, yeah. But then when 00:45:58.920 --> 00:46:01.800 I put it in and went to checkout. Converted it 00:46:01.800 --> 00:46:03.440 to pounds. And I was like, oh, that ain't that 00:46:03.440 --> 00:46:06.179 bad. That ain't nowhere near as bad as it sounds. 00:46:06.179 --> 00:46:07.760 Did you not convert it before? No, because it 00:46:07.760 --> 00:46:10.159 just sounded a lot worse. So I was like, I'm 00:46:10.159 --> 00:46:13.090 not doing that. I'd be amazed how many purchases 00:46:13.090 --> 00:46:14.829 would actually get made if they didn't just, 00:46:14.929 --> 00:46:18.190 if they, like, yes, it's still coming from America, 00:46:18.269 --> 00:46:20.570 but just convert it to pounds for me or whatever 00:46:20.570 --> 00:46:23.369 currency is my currency. Because there's loads 00:46:23.369 --> 00:46:25.030 of stuff I've looked at, like Funkos and shit. 00:46:25.550 --> 00:46:27.610 I mean, I'm put off by the postage of a Funko 00:46:27.610 --> 00:46:32.929 anyway. But American ones where, yeah, we see 00:46:32.929 --> 00:46:36.130 it and it's like $150. You go, fuck that. It's 00:46:36.130 --> 00:46:38.820 like 90 quid. yeah well 100 quid or whatever 00:46:38.820 --> 00:46:40.760 whatever the conversion is probably way more 00:46:40.760 --> 00:46:43.960 now um that's cool though when does that turn 00:46:43.960 --> 00:46:47.880 up no idea hasn't got a release date so um yeah 00:46:47.880 --> 00:46:50.880 what i have my money what do you mean it hasn't 00:46:50.880 --> 00:46:53.199 got hasn't got release date what you probably 00:46:53.199 --> 00:46:55.559 2026 sometime what you pre -ordered it through 00:46:55.559 --> 00:46:59.820 ebay no pre -ordered it through their website 00:46:59.820 --> 00:47:02.719 sorry for some reason i thought it was ebay that 00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:05.000 you'd done it i was like who the fuck does that 00:47:05.340 --> 00:47:07.579 No, not eBay, bro. No, on their actual website. 00:47:07.820 --> 00:47:09.539 I'll get something cool, though, because it's 00:47:09.539 --> 00:47:11.920 like Alcat Games. They've done some massive games 00:47:11.920 --> 00:47:15.539 like Pathfinder and, oh, is it Warhammer Rogue 00:47:15.539 --> 00:47:17.900 Trailer? They're quite like a, they're a niche 00:47:17.900 --> 00:47:19.940 company, but they're, people that like them, 00:47:19.980 --> 00:47:22.159 they're very well thought of. People that like 00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:25.019 CRPGs like Baldur's Gate and stuff, everyone 00:47:25.019 --> 00:47:30.320 loves them. And, yeah, so it's, what I've done 00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:34.480 is essentially kind of like. like a kickstarted 00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:36.380 it but it isn't a kickstarter it's just pre -ordered 00:47:36.380 --> 00:47:39.159 again because I've done it I get my name in the 00:47:39.159 --> 00:47:41.500 credits that's cool very cool right that's very 00:47:41.500 --> 00:47:44.659 very cool so yeah that's going to be and did 00:47:44.659 --> 00:47:46.900 you just put like Ashley Harris Prince Ashley 00:47:46.900 --> 00:47:51.880 Lemon Squeezer Ebenezer Fridge Freezer yeah that 00:47:51.880 --> 00:47:57.139 works HP sauce that works yeah so yeah I'm excited 00:47:57.139 --> 00:48:01.260 for that and actually interestingly enough the 00:48:02.010 --> 00:48:03.750 It's the same sort of game as Rogue Trader, so 00:48:03.750 --> 00:48:07.329 it'll be a CRPG. But it'll be through the same 00:48:07.329 --> 00:48:11.170 sort of universe, same systems, star systems 00:48:11.170 --> 00:48:13.650 and stuff. Different planets and that, I imagine. 00:48:13.789 --> 00:48:16.829 But you'll be playing as an Inquisitor. Oh, that's 00:48:16.829 --> 00:48:18.429 cool. That's very cool. So I'll actually be... 00:48:18.429 --> 00:48:21.650 What else can you do? You'll be law -abiding. 00:48:21.869 --> 00:48:24.010 I'll even be above the Rogue Trader, man. So 00:48:24.010 --> 00:48:25.750 I'll probably come across some rogue Traders 00:48:25.750 --> 00:48:27.789 and be like, shut up, dickhead. Yeah, shut up, 00:48:27.789 --> 00:48:30.559 scum. You do as I fucking say, right? You will 00:48:30.559 --> 00:48:33.440 harvest the organs. Whether you like it or not, 00:48:33.500 --> 00:48:37.320 I'm telling you to do it. Patreon. Fantastic. 00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:38.900 See you later, everyone.