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Many things have gone on in the last day, really.

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Did you watch it? I did. Welcome to What's the

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Buttons, a podcast about gaming and all that

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other bollocks, where we're going to fill you

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in on some very exciting stuff that happened

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yesterday. Battlefield 6. How much of it did

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you watch? Did you watch all of the showcase

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thing and then the multiplayer? Reveal -y -weal

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-y. Why are you shaking your head? I just watched

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the trailer, which was about two, three minutes.

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And then I watched loads of creators have played

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it already. So I watched about 10, 15 minutes

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of Jack Fragg's play. And yeah, it's just, when

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I finished watching it, it was time to go to

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bed. And as I got ready for bed and I pulled

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my shorts down, there was a damp patch. Just

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excitement. Yeah. I don't blame you. It looks

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good. It does look good. Cheeky little cunts

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because they obviously know that there's a movement

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going on since 2042 of no pre -orders and that

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has definitely, definitely turned some heads.

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I might be one of them. Definitely. You know

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what I mean? It looked crisp, man. It looked

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real fucking good. The only bit that... The only

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gripe that I have with it so far out of all the

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gameplay I've watched and everything I've seen

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is the sprint sliding needs to be slowed down.

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I don't want any sprint sliding and I don't want

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any... fucking dolphin diving I've resigned myself

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to the fact that the sprint sliding is still

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going to be in there but they need to they need

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to tone that down because it's too fast the movement

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is too quick it's not call of duty it doesn't

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need to cater towards that and I feel like that

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sprint sliding shit I've seen far too many streamers

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from yesterday using that to just zip round corners

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fucking pop people in the back of the head and

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then zip back round it's too much it needs to

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be toned down which from everything I've been

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reading about that In the lab testing, that is

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what was happening, was the sliding was getting

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progressively nerfed in way of making it slower.

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So that's the only thing that I would really

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like to see. I've completely fucked off or seriously

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toned down. Yeah, I think it needs to be very

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much toned down, slowed down, all of the above.

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It should be used only as a last resort to get

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into cover if you're being peppered, not as an

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option to fucking scoop out around the corner

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and your ping's lower than their ping. It should

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be used as a defensive purpose rather than offensive.

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Because that's half the problem with Call of

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Duty. I mean, yeah, all right, you can call it

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a skill gap, but it's not. It's just abusing

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mechanics, really. It's just, you know, your

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ping's lower than mine. or my ping's lower than

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yours, so I see you before you see me and stuff.

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And there's always going to be that, regardless

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if you've both got the same ping, still got to

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send that data to and from. So the peak, it's

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called peakers advantage, isn't it? Yeah. So

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the person coming out always has the advantage.

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And yeah, if you get good at that, it just, for

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casual players like I am now and probably always

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have been really, it just makes it unfun when

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that stuff, because Battlefield's always been

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like a tactical game. Whereas, like, you can

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capture, like, an entire objective on your own.

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If you set yourself a target and you can make

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it where you can, like, hide in a corner, like,

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scoop round and slowly take people out and people

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can't fucking find where you are and you can

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take a whole objective on your own and that feeling

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of, like, being part of an entire war that you've

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just, like... That's just a great feeling. But

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if you're going to have it where people are popping

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out around corners, it's just going to make it

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too much like Call of Duty. Well, me and Steph

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were watching it together and I don't think Steph's

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seen all too much Battlefield gameplay in the

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past. And she was asking, she was like, oh, is

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it 4v4? And I was like, what do you mean? She

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was like, well, 4v4. She was like, because of

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the team. And I was like, obviously no, because

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of the squad. in game so like explain that to

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her i was like no like it's it's whatever it's

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set to say whether it be 50 verse 50 100 100

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whatever um i was like everyone has their own

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individual four -man squad um that you can keep

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in contact with i said it makes it a little bit

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more like you just said tactical with it you

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can have a have your own your own squad doing

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what they need to do to to help the bigger objective.

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It's far more objective based. And for me, I

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find that so much more rewarding, so much more

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fun. Yeah. Back in the day on Battlefield 4,

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possibly Battlefield Hardline, I can't remember

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it too much, but you remember the old conquest

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game modes and they say sometimes they go on

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for like 50 minutes to an hour. when that it'd

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make you feel like especially when it got close

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to the end like you you wanted to win because

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you've been invested in it for the best part

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of an hour yeah so for no reason other than to

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win it's not like oh i need this for xp or i

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need to unlock this or whatever i just want to

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win because i'm invested in this battle that

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we've had and the landscape's completely different

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to the last time i played on this map because

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that's been blown up and there's a hole in that

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wall and yeah it's just more they were delving

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big into destruction Real fucking showing off.

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If you are actually able to do all the stuff

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that they've showed off, then that's big boy

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stuff, man. You can just blow off the front of

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buildings and shit like that. I'm all for it.

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I saw someone, they just threw a grenade down

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into the ground and just made a crater. So then

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they could then lay in that as cover. It just

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looks so fucking cool. That's the way it should

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be, man. There's a big market for that sort of

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stuff because no one's really done it. Only real

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Battlefield done it. I remember on PlayStation

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1, there was a game called Red Faction when that

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first came out. Red Faction. Used to be able

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to do that on there. But other than Red Faction

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and Battlefield, never really had destructive

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environments. You had to do that in a competitive

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multiplayer game. And you can grab onto tanks

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and shit, man, right on the back of a phone.

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Yeah, I see that. I've seen so many clips of

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tank gameplay. And it just looks so crisp. It

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looks so fucking good. I really can't wait. There

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used to be people that used to solely play like,

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oh, I'm a pilot. And they'd just get so good

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at flying. They'd be in the plane pretty much

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the whole game. You wouldn't get a go because

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they were so good. But they were so good that

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they could control a battlefield from being in

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the air. Yeah, because being a pilot in Battlefield

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is not easy. Really not fucking easy. Being skilled

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at that is serious business. Did you watch the...

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the hours worth of stream to get the early access.

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No, I didn't know that was a thing. That was

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a thing. I didn't know that. I think you may

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have missed out on that. Yeah. It was... I think

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you can get it if you pre -order it, can't you?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you pre -order it. Let's

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do that then. Money wins. I think it's on the...

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Is it early access or beta access? It's early

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access for the... Right. So from what I believe,

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let me just try and find it quick. They're doing

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early access for betas now. What a world we live

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in. What the fuck is the date for it? Is it next

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week? Did it give a release date? Yeah. The release

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date is the 12th of, no, the 10th of October.

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So it was right what I said last week. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. The sources come true. So what are

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we? So we're... first of july so i'm pretty sure

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it is the next week next week is when you get

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the early access and then the beta is the following

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weekend and then the following weekend after

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that so you just get access to it a lot earlier

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like i'm sure it'll be absolutely fucking flooded

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um i hate betas and that though because it's

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just shit you play it and you're like yeah i

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love this let me continue to play it forever

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And he's like, no, I've got to wait a few months.

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The whole point of it is that everyone tests

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it and sends people. I know they don't. You just

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play it and go, I want more of this. Yeah, I

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want more of that. But yeah, I watched an hour's

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worth, so I've got my little code thing. Whether

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it works or not, I've applied it to my EA account.

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So we'll see. But yeah, massively excited, massively

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tempted to... pre -order it but at the same time

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is there any reason I saw they come out with

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a with a new another edition I think it's like

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a hundred quid and you just get skins and shit

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I'm I'm not interested I spent a hundred quid

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on the last one and it was a hundred pound I

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remember and it's just fucking pissed me off

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just what's the point they tried to go down the

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fucking road of like Battlefield 2042 wanting

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to be Apex Legends because they were going to

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release new operators constantly Don't worry,

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I've saved it. I was trying to move the mic up

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a little bit. Yeah. There you go. They tried

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to do the Apex Legends model and just release

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operators to make money. And it just backfired

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on them. So now they've gone back to what they

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know. The class system. Because that was what

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brought them success. Fucking love the cloud.

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Because I feel like with the class system, that

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gave you a purpose. on the battlefield. Especially

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being something like an engineer. Well, all of

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them. Engineer, support, assault. I didn't see

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any defibs. Yeah. Was there? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I saw someone get dragged and stimmed, but I

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never saw a defib. Yeah, there's a defib. I saw

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a clip of it. I used to get kills with them,

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man. In the support, yeah, yeah. And then the

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blowtorch on the engineer. It's back where you

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can repair the tanks and stuff like that. The

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dragging mechanic seems quite cool and then you

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can fucking send an adrenaline shot into them

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and pick people back up and drag them around.

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I think that's quite cool. I just like that they...

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It's worked, isn't it? What they did yesterday

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has worked because we won't be the only fuckers

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sat around a podcast desk talking about this

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shit and hyping it up. Everyone else looking

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at it going, oh, Battlefield's back, blah, blah,

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blah, blah. Because it does look on the surface

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that it might be. Yeah, but it is back if they

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do what they've said they're going to do. And

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guess what? When you make a good game, people

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love it. When you make a shit game that's entirely

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around money, people are like... It's like they

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had 2042 come out, all that hype, everyone was

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excited, and then it just didn't. live up to

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standards and it's almost like they've gone well

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we had a whole catalogue of real decent shit

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and then we've just let it slip so here we are

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back with a vengeance this is where we're taking

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this genre back which i think is what they will

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do it really doesn't feel like I don't feel 2042

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came out that long ago. It's pretty mental that

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we're all getting the next one. I remember watching

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the trailers with the tornadoes. Oh, I loved

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it, man. It was a sick fucking trailer. I know.

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I remember getting all gassed about it and then

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pre -ordering it. It doesn't feel that long ago.

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But then Call of Duty do a fucking game every

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year, so why is it a surprise? Yeah. When was

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that? Yeah, 2021 was when 2042 come out. That

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was a long time ago. 2021. That's gone quick.

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12th of November. That's gone quick. Real quick.

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And that was so fun when it first came out as

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well. It just didn't have any substance to it.

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There were too many bugs. Very buggy. And there

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just weren't enough content being added into

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it and there wasn't enough variety on the maps.

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You queue into a random standard fucking TDM

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and then get the same map on the bounce for six

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games in a row and you go, fucking hell, can

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we just change this up, please? I remember there

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being a fucking... deploy bug you'd get in a

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map yeah yeah ages then you just couldn't deploy

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yeah yeah couldn't yeah couldn't fucking deploy

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and all you're deploying just instantly die yeah

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you go right we'll redeploy again straight away

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yeah there was a lot of issues with it man it

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was it was ambitious and it flopped um but like

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you say they're not releasing a game every fucking

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year so they've had a lot of time to to build

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in it and the graphics as well they look so good

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Could have made Battlefront, though. It'll always

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be a bit dirty to me, but I'll take it. I'll

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take what I can get. It's like the Pro Evo and

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the FIFA, isn't it? FIFA are like the kings of

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football, but if you're a real football fan,

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you want to play Pro Evo, because it's like real

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football. And, yeah, Battlefield's like grown

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-up shooters, whereas COD is for kids. Yeah,

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pretty much. Pretty much. Yeah, I'm excited.

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I'll probably pre -order it, I'm not going to

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lie. Yeah, probably. That's it. Next. I don't

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know. What do you want from me? What have I been

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doing? What have you been doing? What do you

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think I've been doing? Same thing I do every

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week. Rematch. Rogue Trader. Still plodding along.

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Yeah. How's the lower level? How's that going?

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Oh, yeah. I can't remember where I left off last

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week. I think I landed on the planet and got

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an assassination attempt on my life. Yeah, you

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had an assassination attempt on your life. You

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were telling us about the lower level of the

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ship being, well, pestilence was the word I believe

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was used to describe the state of it. Yeah, scummy.

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Pretty much. Yeah, and that you were in bed with

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a chaos god. I forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah,

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yeah, standard. Yeah, no, carried on as usual.

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Nothing much has changed. Landed on that planet,

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made a few shady deals, killed a few people,

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left that planet. And then I just went exploring

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the stars for a while. Just went and explored

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loads of solar systems. Explored some... Scary

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places. Scary places. Got myself a flamethrower.

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Nice. Yeah, that's cool. I like that. So now

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I can burn people alive, which is fun. Have you

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done much of that? Has that been a part of it?

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Quite a lot. It's my go -to now. Because inherently,

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I just use a sniper rifle. Because normally,

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whenever I play a game like this, my character...

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What, isn't your character... Is your character

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a big hulking person? No? No, it's just a little

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sniper geezer. Well, he's not a sniper. I've

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given him a sniper rifle. Wait, what? So as the

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rogue trader, you're a little scrawny fucker?

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Well, you make your own character, don't you?

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Yeah. I'm just a normal geezer. I don't know

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why I had it in my head that you were like this

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big, gargantuan... Well, a space marine is what

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I sort of had in my head, just minus the armour.

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No, no, no. That sort of stature. Just a normal

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geezer. Kind of went for the Han Solo kind of

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geezer. Yeah. He's a bit of a dog, like I say.

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He's got a big scar down his face. He's got a

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long ponytail. Oh, a long, greasy ponytail. Yeah,

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filthy. He's like a pirate, but in space. Yeah.

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That wasn't me trying to do a pirate. Yeah. But

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yeah, whenever I play games like this, my character,

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even though I'm the one that solely builds them,

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stat -wise, always ends up being the most useless

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one, and it annoys me. So I thought, well, if

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I'm a sniper, I can't really fuck it up, because

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I've just got to shoot people from distance.

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So he's actually been really good. But yeah,

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now I've specced into flamethrowers. And now

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I get to burn people if they get close. I was

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going to say, that's a weird crossover. I'm a

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sniper, but my specialty is flamethrowers. Probably

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one of the most close combat things you can use.

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It's just if they get close. If you get close,

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you get fucked. Because you can't fire a long

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-range weapon if someone's one tile away from

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you. If they're in melee range, you can't shoot.

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So I needed something that was... Oh, well, you

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were at disadvantage if that's the case. It just

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doesn't let you shoot. You can't shoot. You have

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to move the tile away. And like in D &D, if you

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move the tile away, they get an attack opportunity.

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Now I've got a flamethrower, I'll just burn the

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bastard. Didn't want a shotgun? Flamethrower

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will do. Burn it. I respect it. That's fair enough.

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It's not as exciting as a shotgun. It's cool,

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but not quite as fun as burning. Yeah, no, I'm

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with you. What did I do? Yeah, I did some exploring

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and then I've got into loads of ship battles.

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So I've done a lot of that. Shooting spaceships

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with my spaceship. That was fun. Is that about

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it? No, I did land on another planet. And then...

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So when you land on these planets... Yeah. I

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don't know why I'm... Because I've seen so little

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of Road Trader. It's obviously not like No Man's

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Sky landing on planets and exploring around.

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So you land and that puts you in a predetermined

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area? So you go into a solar system. You have

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to try and navigate a warp first because the

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warp's like the bad stuff. That's where all the

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bad stuff lives. Yeah, it's dangerous. And then

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you see like there's loads of planets or derelict

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ships. You'll fly to them and then you scan them

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and then it'll come up with, oh, there's a settlement

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here you can land at or here's some minerals

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you can mine or whatnot. So if there's somewhere

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to land, I'll land and have a little look. So

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I've done a lot of random landings that I haven't

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really got much to talk about, but I think the

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latest one I landed. Basically, the planet that

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I landed on previously, where I had the assassination

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attempt, I made a deal with the governor of that

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planet to provide them with food. because in

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warhammer lore you have different planets so

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you have like a a planet that is solely for harvesting

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food and vegetables and stuff like that and then

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you have like forge worlds which are solely for

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making stuff and they're all just different things

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like an agriculture world so it's agri world

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forge world they all do different things as a

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rogue trader you have your own planets that you

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through the dynasty have acquired and i have

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a planet called janus i think Which I've inherited

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as the rogue trader. And that's an agricultural

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planet. So I agreed with this. The governor of

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this planet. That I'll help provide him with

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food. Because I haven't got much. But obviously

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there was a lot of. A lot of intricacies. There's

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a lot of deals to be done. He's like. He's like.

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What do you want? Basically. And I said. Crawl

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over. And beg on your knees. And he did. I crawled

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over and begged on his knees, which was quite

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amusing to me. That was an option, yeah? Yeah.

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So I was like, all right, cool. But then I also

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get loads of stuff. So I'm going to get loads

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of stuff, which I like stuff. What do you have

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to give him in return? Food. So just food? Yeah,

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just food. But then the other rogue traders,

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which I haven't met yet, have also been offered

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a deal with him. but their terms are not really

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fair, that he doesn't like them, yadda, yadda,

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yadda. So I'm just like, well, I'll one -up the

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other rogue traders. And I found out this geezer's

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also involved in trading of Xenos equipment,

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which is alien stuff, which is prohibited. You're

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not allowed to do that. But I'm a rogue trader.

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I'll be like, yeah, don't worry, just cut me

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in, baby. Cut me in. So I got myself some alien

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guns and shit. Yeah, gimme, gimme, gimme. So,

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yeah, I'm on my way to Janos, which was in another

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solar system, to agree with that, which is my

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planet, to agree with the governor that runs

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it, to then provide food to this planet. So then

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the deal is solidified. So when I landed on Janos,

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guess what happened? Everyone was like, oh, it's

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the rogue trader. You've come home. Welcome back.

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And then someone tried shooting me again. There's

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always fucking going on here. so i murdered all

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of them and then went to see the planets well

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you murdered all of them yeah well anyone that

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attacked me yeah yeah and then i went to see

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the planet's governor and she was like oh yeah

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we've had trouble with these rebels bloody fucking

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blah and i was like look i'll deal with it but

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until then you're under arrest i'll decide what

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to do with you after so i've arrested her so

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so you've landed on this planet yep This planet

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is a crucial part to the overall trade link deal

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that you've got going on. Yep. Which is also

00:21:02.559 --> 00:21:05.980
crucial to your little black market Xenos deal.

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Yeah, that no one knows about. That no one knows

00:21:08.220 --> 00:21:11.480
about, but it's crucial to it. You've landed

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and yet again, someone... What did they do? Just

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shoot at you? When you land, what happens then?

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So you land and everyone's like, oh my God, Daddy,

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you're home. Pretty much. And then what? Giza

00:21:24.819 --> 00:21:27.779
just goes, I don't like you. Bang, bang, bang.

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Someone came to meet me. I was like, welcome,

00:21:29.900 --> 00:21:33.200
rogue trader. Welcome back. Yadier, I'll take

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you to the governor or whatever. And then someone

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just shot him in the back of the head. I was

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like, what the fuck? So I killed everyone that

00:21:40.500 --> 00:21:42.579
started all this fight, ended up in a big fight.

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And then Giza come running down the stairs. And

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was like, I can't believe this has happened.

00:21:48.200 --> 00:21:51.079
I'm so sorry that this has happened on your arrival,

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blah, blah, blah. And naturally, the options

00:21:55.099 --> 00:21:57.660
were, oh, don't worry. You know, thanks for coming

00:21:57.660 --> 00:22:01.960
back. Or just shoot him. So I shot him. Oh, right.

00:22:02.079 --> 00:22:06.079
So your participation and everything is inadequate.

00:22:06.759 --> 00:22:13.759
The bit that, I mean, so you lead a massive ship.

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Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Colonies on that ship.

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There's areas that you may never even see. Oh,

00:22:18.839 --> 00:22:21.900
yeah, for sure. It's huge. A utopia on wheels.

00:22:22.160 --> 00:22:28.740
Well, hover things. And this is now twice that

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you've landed somewhere and then had an assassination

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attempt. Foiled, mind you, but an attempt nevertheless.

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Security, is that a thing that you can have?

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Can you do that? I've got a contingency with

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me at all times. What do you mean? So you've

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got someone that will just replace you when you're

00:22:46.240 --> 00:22:51.539
dead? No, no, no. I've got a whole rapscallion

00:22:51.539 --> 00:22:53.900
crew with me, haven't I? So why don't they do

00:22:53.900 --> 00:22:56.579
anything to prevent this type of... Well, they

00:22:56.579 --> 00:22:58.700
do. They're with me at all times. My formation

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is me in the middle, my senchao at the front,

00:23:01.420 --> 00:23:03.559
and I've got just warriors and that surrounding

00:23:03.559 --> 00:23:06.279
me at all times. Whenever I'm walking, I'm surrounded.

00:23:07.099 --> 00:23:09.380
No one can just shoot me. They'd have to shoot

00:23:09.380 --> 00:23:11.099
the people in front or around me. I'm not on

00:23:11.099 --> 00:23:14.460
my own. But the problem lies with, you know,

00:23:14.460 --> 00:23:17.180
people just taking pop shots. Eventually one's

00:23:17.180 --> 00:23:19.880
going to slip through the net. Yeah, no, I understand

00:23:19.880 --> 00:23:24.119
that. So everyone died. Everyone's dead. Retribution

00:23:24.119 --> 00:23:27.599
has been rung. It's been dished out. And everyone

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suffered. So you've then gone to the, who was

00:23:30.619 --> 00:23:33.630
the woman? The governess. The governess. Or the

00:23:33.630 --> 00:23:35.710
governor, but she's female. The governess of

00:23:35.710 --> 00:23:39.529
this world. Yeah, there was an alien sniping

00:23:39.529 --> 00:23:42.009
as well, which is weird because the Imperium

00:23:42.009 --> 00:23:45.069
of man don't like aliens. It's against the emperor's

00:23:45.069 --> 00:23:48.089
name to converse with aliens. But there was an

00:23:48.089 --> 00:23:53.089
alien shooting. Does that get any sort of looking

00:23:53.089 --> 00:23:55.450
into? The bad guys. No, they shoot the bad guys.

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So before I arrested her, I said, who's the alien?

00:23:58.809 --> 00:24:01.630
And she was like, I don't like her, but... She's

00:24:01.630 --> 00:24:03.549
a good shot. I was like, I will speak with her.

00:24:04.089 --> 00:24:06.430
Oh, what, she was shooting for the Imperium?

00:24:06.589 --> 00:24:10.170
Yeah, she was helping out. So, so you've now

00:24:10.170 --> 00:24:12.289
arrested her? Yeah, I've arrested the governor.

00:24:12.849 --> 00:24:15.569
What, any... I haven't decided what I'm going

00:24:15.569 --> 00:24:17.970
to do with it. Any ideas, though? Yeah, just

00:24:17.970 --> 00:24:20.009
death. Oh, it is going to be just death? Yeah,

00:24:20.009 --> 00:24:21.589
it's probably just death. Yeah. I'll see what

00:24:21.589 --> 00:24:23.589
happens. Yeah. Because I've got to go, that's

00:24:23.589 --> 00:24:25.049
what I'll do tonight, but I've got to go deal

00:24:25.049 --> 00:24:27.890
with the rebels. I went and spoke to the alien

00:24:27.890 --> 00:24:31.349
woman. Sniper girl. There's no chance of release

00:24:31.349 --> 00:24:34.430
here for this governess? Probably not. Probably

00:24:34.430 --> 00:24:38.390
not. Let's be honest. Corvus is quite cold -hearted.

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I mean, he's been taken over by the fucking chaos

00:24:41.210 --> 00:24:44.170
gods, isn't he? Yeah, but I mean... He hasn't

00:24:44.170 --> 00:24:46.430
got a say in it. Yeah, but you can't just go

00:24:46.430 --> 00:24:48.930
through killing everything and everyone. Well,

00:24:48.930 --> 00:24:50.430
yeah, because it's heretical, isn't it? That's

00:24:50.430 --> 00:24:53.650
what I am. I'm a heretic. Yeah, but you're not

00:24:53.650 --> 00:24:56.130
stupid. No, well, no. There's no benefit to keep...

00:24:56.130 --> 00:24:59.180
I am not. But he is because he's been taken over.

00:24:59.180 --> 00:25:01.299
Yeah, but you're controlling him. Yeah, but he's

00:25:01.299 --> 00:25:04.500
been taken over. So any choice that is like,

00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:07.579
yeah, do the evil thing, because he's been taken

00:25:07.579 --> 00:25:10.680
over, which has actually happened, I'm not making

00:25:10.680 --> 00:25:13.880
that up. I made a deal with a fucking deity or

00:25:13.880 --> 00:25:16.500
whatever it was right at the beginning of the

00:25:16.500 --> 00:25:19.000
game. So now naturally I feel like I have to

00:25:19.000 --> 00:25:25.339
tease it. So let's ignore all of that. It's you

00:25:25.339 --> 00:25:29.730
as... Corvus hasn't been taken. I would never

00:25:29.730 --> 00:25:32.329
have arrested her. Not her fault. So you wouldn't

00:25:32.329 --> 00:25:35.309
have done that? No, no, no. Playing now. Playing

00:25:35.309 --> 00:25:37.009
as me, I would do none of these horrible things.

00:25:37.890 --> 00:25:40.730
Okay, okay. But let's say, not as you, still

00:25:40.730 --> 00:25:45.109
as Corvus, but you haven't sworn fealty to a

00:25:45.109 --> 00:25:48.529
chaos god. Yeah. Do you think that Corvus would

00:25:48.529 --> 00:25:52.789
still arrest her? And then subsequently kill

00:25:52.789 --> 00:25:54.549
her. He wouldn't kill her. He wouldn't kill her.

00:25:54.589 --> 00:25:56.809
He would leverage it. He'd leverage it. Smart.

00:25:57.529 --> 00:26:02.349
Corvus seems smart. So because Corvus, the character

00:26:02.349 --> 00:26:07.329
that you made, has pledged allegiance to a chaos

00:26:07.329 --> 00:26:09.410
god. Who he hasn't met yet. Who he hasn't met

00:26:09.410 --> 00:26:15.730
yet. But you did it as the player. Yes. So even

00:26:15.730 --> 00:26:21.000
though you could and you would. allow the governess

00:26:21.000 --> 00:26:25.579
to stay alive you won't allow that to happen

00:26:25.579 --> 00:26:30.680
because Corvus has pledged allegiance to a chaos

00:26:30.680 --> 00:26:32.740
god which is something that you did as the player

00:26:32.740 --> 00:26:35.980
and have full control over what happens you're

00:26:35.980 --> 00:26:38.380
just that deep in the role play that you go well

00:26:38.380 --> 00:26:41.480
I would do this Corvus would do this but Corvus

00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:46.880
has been taken over so the unholy Corvus wouldn't

00:26:46.880 --> 00:26:49.339
do this, so therefore I can't do this. 100 %

00:26:49.339 --> 00:26:52.220
correct. I have all them thoughts. That's exactly

00:26:52.220 --> 00:26:54.039
how it goes. I'd be like, I don't want to do

00:26:54.039 --> 00:26:55.240
these horrible things. Is that how it goes? So

00:26:55.240 --> 00:26:59.180
you've approached her, the conversation goes,

00:26:59.299 --> 00:27:01.420
whatever, and you're at the point where you have

00:27:01.420 --> 00:27:04.259
the option where you can arrest this woman and

00:27:04.259 --> 00:27:07.660
take her away and do whatever. So before you

00:27:07.660 --> 00:27:09.920
press that button, I'd imagine that when the

00:27:09.920 --> 00:27:12.529
prompts come up, they're not timed? No. So you

00:27:12.529 --> 00:27:15.289
have as much thinking time as you want. And so

00:27:15.289 --> 00:27:16.930
that's the process that goes on in your head.

00:27:16.970 --> 00:27:19.990
So you sit there and you go, me as Ash, I wouldn't

00:27:19.990 --> 00:27:22.150
touch her. Yeah, for sure. And then me as Corvus,

00:27:22.150 --> 00:27:24.569
let's arrest her and then leverage her. And then

00:27:24.569 --> 00:27:27.450
you go, well, hold on, but Corvus isn't Corvus,

00:27:27.450 --> 00:27:30.109
is he? Exactly. I've let him get taken over by

00:27:30.109 --> 00:27:33.150
someone else. So what would that person do? And

00:27:33.150 --> 00:27:37.750
then you pick between the three of who wins that.

00:27:37.890 --> 00:27:40.980
Nailed it. So it's a mental battle between three

00:27:40.980 --> 00:27:43.400
separate entities all wrapped into one. It's

00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:45.539
crazy when you put it like that. It's mad. The

00:27:45.539 --> 00:27:48.000
trouble is, you've got to remember that Corvus'

00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:51.220
background is he was born on a death world. Yeah.

00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:54.500
He fought very hard to craft a life for himself,

00:27:54.640 --> 00:27:57.420
became a smuggler. Is a death world just... It's

00:27:57.420 --> 00:27:58.680
just a horrible place. Just everything's death.

00:27:58.880 --> 00:28:01.839
It's just disgusting. I wonder if I can Google

00:28:01.839 --> 00:28:05.339
that. He carved a life out for himself. He'd

00:28:05.339 --> 00:28:10.700
become a notorious smuggler, then leaded a very

00:28:10.700 --> 00:28:14.160
successful crime syndicate, then got caught and

00:28:14.160 --> 00:28:16.640
tortured. All these things have consequences.

00:28:16.720 --> 00:28:19.440
So it'll be like something will happen. Like,

00:28:19.660 --> 00:28:23.180
this brings back memory of your torture. The

00:28:23.180 --> 00:28:25.660
torture that I foretold in my building of the

00:28:25.660 --> 00:28:28.119
character comes up in blue writing. So then I,

00:28:28.220 --> 00:28:31.160
now all of a sudden I have like minus 10 perception

00:28:31.160 --> 00:28:34.500
forever. Because something had, you know, reignited

00:28:34.500 --> 00:28:37.700
that thought in me. So it all matters. But so,

00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:41.940
yeah, Corvus, prior to dealing with that, was

00:28:41.940 --> 00:28:44.339
already a bit of a criminal scumbag. But he had

00:28:44.339 --> 00:28:47.299
morals. He just made a life for himself. That

00:28:47.299 --> 00:28:50.779
was the only life he could make. And then became

00:28:50.779 --> 00:28:53.039
quite a successful criminal. You played with

00:28:53.039 --> 00:28:55.119
the cards that you were dealt. Exactly. So then,

00:28:55.220 --> 00:28:58.789
but he still wasn't a shithead. He was more of

00:28:58.789 --> 00:29:00.829
a space Robin Hood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'd take

00:29:00.829 --> 00:29:03.450
from the rich and give to himself, really. Yeah,

00:29:03.450 --> 00:29:06.650
yeah. Which is still, that's fine. Yeah. Because

00:29:06.650 --> 00:29:09.009
you were poor at one point. In Warhammer world,

00:29:09.069 --> 00:29:10.849
that's probably quite a noble thing to do. Probably.

00:29:11.549 --> 00:29:14.430
But then, obviously, when he became, when the

00:29:14.430 --> 00:29:16.849
Rogue Trader mantle got dropped on his head,

00:29:16.950 --> 00:29:20.430
which he's a long -lost relative of fucking Theodore

00:29:20.430 --> 00:29:24.000
of Von Valancius. um which is now that's his

00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:27.700
name now corvus crow von valancius um so yeah

00:29:27.700 --> 00:29:30.099
now when he got announced to come on the ship

00:29:30.099 --> 00:29:34.119
corvus crow von valancius valancius so he comes

00:29:34.119 --> 00:29:36.579
on this ship gets loads of shit happens and that

00:29:36.579 --> 00:29:39.140
and then you get to a crossroads and it's like

00:29:39.140 --> 00:29:41.940
well i don't know what the option is um when

00:29:41.940 --> 00:29:45.740
you don't choose it but a day he assumes the

00:29:45.740 --> 00:29:49.900
previous rogue traders uh appearance and says

00:29:49.900 --> 00:29:52.880
look if you make a deal with me then I'll get

00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:54.680
you out of this very perilous situation that

00:29:54.680 --> 00:29:58.220
you find yourself in. Or just burn in hell, basically.

00:29:58.519 --> 00:30:01.160
Yeah, but what was perilous about it? You were

00:30:01.160 --> 00:30:03.200
a rogue trader. Yeah, but it was like the ship

00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:04.680
was falling apart. There was fire everywhere.

00:30:04.740 --> 00:30:09.160
I think he stopped me from dying. Oh, so pestilence

00:30:09.160 --> 00:30:11.859
is the best option there. I can't remember what.

00:30:11.940 --> 00:30:14.980
Something bad was happening, and it basically

00:30:14.980 --> 00:30:16.759
says, look, I'll help you through this terrible

00:30:16.759 --> 00:30:20.019
situation if you do whatever. And so I did that.

00:30:20.509 --> 00:30:22.910
And now, yeah, I've got a fucking entity in my

00:30:22.910 --> 00:30:25.809
fucking brain. And so, yeah. It's controlling

00:30:25.809 --> 00:30:28.869
her. Essentially, yeah. I've got, in Warhammer

00:30:28.869 --> 00:30:32.230
40 ,000, a death world. Obviously, I know you

00:30:32.230 --> 00:30:34.609
know, but it's a planet where the environment,

00:30:34.890 --> 00:30:37.529
flora, and fauna are so hostile and dangerous

00:30:37.529 --> 00:30:40.029
that they actively try to kill any humans attempting

00:30:40.029 --> 00:30:42.869
to inhabit it. These planets are often characterized

00:30:42.869 --> 00:30:46.569
by deadly creatures, toxic environments. or extreme

00:30:46.569 --> 00:30:49.150
weather conditions, making widespread settlement

00:30:49.150 --> 00:30:51.789
extremely challenging. Despite the dangers, Death

00:30:51.789 --> 00:30:54.250
Worlds can be valuable to the Imperium due to

00:30:54.250 --> 00:30:56.890
their resources, unique materials, and the hardy

00:30:56.890 --> 00:31:00.710
individuals they produce. Hence, a rogue trader.

00:31:01.309 --> 00:31:04.789
Yeah, so he's pretty badass, really, but obviously

00:31:04.789 --> 00:31:06.630
he's made this deal. Where did you come from?

00:31:06.690 --> 00:31:09.910
I come from Earth, Mars, Death World. Death World.

00:31:10.269 --> 00:31:15.380
Death World. So he's pretty tough. So ultimately,

00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:17.299
the point of this conversation, she's going to

00:31:17.299 --> 00:31:20.599
die. I'd say almost certain. Will there be leveraging

00:31:20.599 --> 00:31:24.440
in between that or just straight, I don't need

00:31:24.440 --> 00:31:25.940
your death? There might be some pretend leveraging.

00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:27.960
Be like, yeah, I want this. And then she dies

00:31:27.960 --> 00:31:30.579
anyway. There's a thing that I kind of, Corvus

00:31:30.579 --> 00:31:33.240
kind of liked, where it was like, evil Corvus,

00:31:33.299 --> 00:31:35.660
the governor of the planet that I made the deal

00:31:35.660 --> 00:31:38.000
with to then supply him with the vegetables.

00:31:38.880 --> 00:31:42.759
He's, what is it called? It's like an actual

00:31:42.759 --> 00:31:45.859
term that we use in day -to -day society, but

00:31:45.859 --> 00:31:50.839
put into his context, he said he used to catch

00:31:50.839 --> 00:31:55.319
criminals and then throw them out of an airlock,

00:31:55.460 --> 00:32:00.880
and then they'd slowly float around the ship

00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:03.559
or the planet, essentially, or whatever it was,

00:32:03.640 --> 00:32:06.980
and then he'd go out every few years. And just

00:32:06.980 --> 00:32:09.039
add to the thing. It'd just be like a constant

00:32:09.039 --> 00:32:12.339
circle of just scumbags. Just dead bodies. Circle

00:32:12.339 --> 00:32:14.579
the perimeter. Yeah, and he'd be able to tell

00:32:14.579 --> 00:32:16.440
how long they were out there for by how frozen

00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:18.759
they were. I can't remember. Sent for a loop,

00:32:18.819 --> 00:32:21.259
I think it was, he said. I wish I could send

00:32:21.259 --> 00:32:23.059
them ribbons for a loop. And then he explained

00:32:23.059 --> 00:32:25.319
what that meant. And I was just like, oh, that's

00:32:25.319 --> 00:32:27.440
funny. So maybe that'll happen to her if that's

00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:29.839
an option. I don't know. Whatever it is, whatever

00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:32.059
the worst option is, you can bet that naughty

00:32:32.059 --> 00:32:34.700
Corvus... I just love the idea of this Corvus

00:32:34.700 --> 00:32:38.740
person who's... Made a deal with the devil, chatting

00:32:38.740 --> 00:32:40.839
to a geezer who runs a planet, and you're going,

00:32:40.980 --> 00:32:43.440
I'll give you some carrots and some parsley.

00:32:43.740 --> 00:32:47.759
Alien guns? Swap seats? Yeah. Yeah? But you've

00:32:47.759 --> 00:32:50.400
got to crawl and beg. Yeah, you crawl and beg

00:32:50.400 --> 00:32:52.200
for me, and then just looking up over your shoulder

00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:53.960
this day, you're going, good with that? Yeah?

00:32:54.039 --> 00:32:56.420
The trouble is... Give him the aubergines? One

00:32:56.420 --> 00:32:58.940
of my favourite companions that I've got so far

00:32:58.940 --> 00:33:01.740
is called Henrix von Kallet, I think his name

00:33:01.740 --> 00:33:04.960
is. Yeah. He's just fucking badass, man. He's

00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:07.759
got like curtains. He's handsome. Got a big fucking

00:33:07.759 --> 00:33:12.359
sword. Chiseled jawline. And he's just... I first

00:33:12.359 --> 00:33:15.359
met him, he was just torturing someone. But he's

00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:17.839
so cold with it. He's like, you will tell me

00:33:17.839 --> 00:33:20.740
what I want to know. And that's it. And I was

00:33:20.740 --> 00:33:24.579
just like, yeah, that's my guy. Because he's

00:33:24.579 --> 00:33:27.680
an inquisitor, which is like... Basically a paladin.

00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:30.440
Yes, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. He

00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:35.740
works for the Inquisitorial or Inquisitorium.

00:33:35.779 --> 00:33:38.720
I don't know what they call it. So he's like

00:33:38.720 --> 00:33:41.220
James Bond. He's got the license to do whatever

00:33:41.220 --> 00:33:44.460
the fuck he wants. But they are like very anti

00:33:44.460 --> 00:33:47.740
-alien Xenos. Everything for the Emperor. But

00:33:47.740 --> 00:33:50.140
I'm doing all this shady shit and he's got his

00:33:50.140 --> 00:33:53.279
eye on me. And there's like this fucking shard

00:33:53.279 --> 00:33:57.200
of like alien shit that got found in the previous

00:33:57.200 --> 00:33:59.859
Rogue Trader. I found another one and he was

00:33:59.859 --> 00:34:02.859
saying, oh, didn't happen to find a shard of

00:34:02.859 --> 00:34:06.640
alien shit. And I was like, no, I don't think

00:34:06.640 --> 00:34:09.880
I did. I guess your search ends here. And he's

00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:13.139
like, hmm. So he knows something's up. He's part

00:34:13.139 --> 00:34:16.110
of my party. So when I spoke to the alien sniper

00:34:16.110 --> 00:34:19.070
woman and recruited her, he was like, I don't

00:34:19.070 --> 00:34:21.190
like this bitch. And I said, shut it, Henricks.

00:34:21.429 --> 00:34:24.750
Yeah. But he's like, I will let the Inquisitorium

00:34:24.750 --> 00:34:26.449
know about this. Do whatever you fucking want

00:34:26.449 --> 00:34:29.369
to do, mate. So it's kind of like, I love him.

00:34:29.489 --> 00:34:31.869
Yeah, yeah. It's a weird, you've got a weird

00:34:31.869 --> 00:34:35.010
relationship. Two powerful people that are not

00:34:35.010 --> 00:34:37.070
prepared. It's the, what is it, the immovable

00:34:37.070 --> 00:34:41.429
object meets the unstoppable force. That's it.

00:34:41.550 --> 00:34:44.130
That's the one. Yeah. And he is tough. So you've

00:34:44.130 --> 00:34:46.989
got a geezer who's an inquisitor. So like you

00:34:46.989 --> 00:34:49.190
say, licensed to do and say whatever the fuck

00:34:49.190 --> 00:34:52.289
he wants. Comes up against a rogue trader kind

00:34:52.289 --> 00:34:56.269
of in the same boat. Yeah. And they both exercise

00:34:56.269 --> 00:34:59.750
that right. Yeah. Well, they do say that rogue

00:34:59.750 --> 00:35:04.369
traders can operate outside the usual tenants.

00:35:04.469 --> 00:35:08.179
So they can. deal with xenos and stuff if it's

00:35:08.179 --> 00:35:10.579
in the advantage if it's for the right reasons

00:35:10.579 --> 00:35:13.019
whereas corvus you know he's a cunt i'm gonna

00:35:13.019 --> 00:35:16.039
tell the inquisition on you go fucking go on

00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:18.320
yeah do it well look at this alien sniper rifle

00:35:18.320 --> 00:35:21.800
go do it you're still gonna be here tomorrow

00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:24.159
yeah exactly you'll still be back here at nine

00:35:24.159 --> 00:35:26.099
in the morning wouldn't you yeah clocking in

00:35:26.099 --> 00:35:29.099
ready to go So just shut your mouth and crack

00:35:29.099 --> 00:35:31.039
on. But who knows where the story may take us.

00:35:31.059 --> 00:35:32.960
There might be a path for redemption. There might

00:35:32.960 --> 00:35:36.179
be a chance where Corvus manages to squeeze this

00:35:36.179 --> 00:35:38.960
from his brain. There won't be. Because I know

00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:40.840
you won't allow there to be either. Well, it

00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:43.039
depends what the option is and then what scenario

00:35:43.039 --> 00:35:45.519
it happens. I might really bang his head and

00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:47.559
then he'd be like, oh, you've got the chance

00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:49.000
to release the demon. I'd be like, yeah, that

00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:51.699
makes sense because he's hit his head. Yeah.

00:35:52.519 --> 00:35:55.320
Insomnia and that. He's hit his head. Get rid

00:35:55.320 --> 00:35:57.300
of it. So, yeah, who knows where the story's

00:35:57.300 --> 00:35:59.239
going to take us, but I'm excited. I just love

00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:04.420
it. It's all headcanon to me. Next up is Darth

00:36:04.420 --> 00:36:07.159
Vader. That's who I'm really looking for. What

00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:09.239
do you mean? Well, in my head, they're in the

00:36:09.239 --> 00:36:12.360
same universe. They just haven't met. So Anakin's

00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:13.940
out there somewhere. Do you want me to Google

00:36:13.940 --> 00:36:18.119
that? No, it's definitely not. I think Star Wars

00:36:18.119 --> 00:36:22.079
is even set in fucking... Can Darth Vader...

00:36:22.570 --> 00:36:24.809
Oh, you want to see if he can beat a Space Marine,

00:36:24.869 --> 00:36:26.849
not a fucking Rogue Trader. Rogue Trader's just

00:36:26.849 --> 00:36:34.250
normal. Yes, Darth Vader could potentially exist

00:36:34.250 --> 00:36:36.650
within the Warhammer 40 ,000 universe. Oh, don't

00:36:36.650 --> 00:36:38.889
turn me on. Though his role and impact would

00:36:38.889 --> 00:36:41.170
depend on how he enters the setting and how his

00:36:41.170 --> 00:36:43.809
powers interact with the established law, he

00:36:43.809 --> 00:36:45.849
could be integrated as a powerful individual

00:36:45.849 --> 00:36:48.250
within the Imperium, potentially even gaining

00:36:48.250 --> 00:36:50.829
political power, or he could become a force of

00:36:50.829 --> 00:36:53.289
his own, potentially even leading a new faction.

00:36:53.809 --> 00:36:57.750
Would you like the possible scenarios? We have...

00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:01.800
integration into the imperium given his brutal

00:37:01.800 --> 00:37:06.940
militaristic and authoritarian nature Darth Vader

00:37:06.940 --> 00:37:09.239
could easily fit into the imperium of man he

00:37:09.239 --> 00:37:12.300
could offer his blade as a battle -hardened warrior

00:37:12.300 --> 00:37:15.179
and work his way up to a position of power within

00:37:15.179 --> 00:37:18.590
the imperium He could make a new faction. Vader's

00:37:18.590 --> 00:37:22.789
pride and ambition could lead him to establish

00:37:22.789 --> 00:37:26.269
his own sect, drawing on elements from various

00:37:26.269 --> 00:37:30.570
factions like Chaos, Orcs, and Tau. T -A -U,

00:37:30.710 --> 00:37:35.190
Tau. A powerful individual. Vader's strength,

00:37:35.269 --> 00:37:37.369
lightsaber skills, and force abilities could

00:37:37.369 --> 00:37:39.610
make him a formidable opponent, even against

00:37:39.610 --> 00:37:41.809
space marines or other powerful Forticate enemies.

00:37:42.469 --> 00:37:46.789
Yeah. Well, he's the Chaos. is essentially the

00:37:46.789 --> 00:37:49.710
dark side in star wars so it's where all the

00:37:49.710 --> 00:37:54.030
bad shit is so where the way it works is when

00:37:54.030 --> 00:37:57.590
ships hyper travel hyper drive whatever like

00:37:57.590 --> 00:38:00.190
you do in no man's sky so obviously you can just

00:38:00.190 --> 00:38:02.429
boost but then you can like through the stars

00:38:02.429 --> 00:38:05.170
when you do that you travel through the warp

00:38:05.860 --> 00:38:08.619
And in the warp is where all the bad shit is.

00:38:09.159 --> 00:38:11.760
Chaos shit. The chaos can just grab you out,

00:38:11.800 --> 00:38:14.360
turn people crazy, whatever. So it's always a

00:38:14.360 --> 00:38:17.300
risk when you warp travel. So Darth Vader being

00:38:17.300 --> 00:38:20.280
not Anakin and Vader, you'll probably draw on

00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:23.119
some of that chaos energy. Pledge himself to

00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:25.760
some sort of demon god like Angron or something.

00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:33.159
Trying to find... Basically, people trying to

00:38:33.159 --> 00:38:37.489
compare what would Darth Vader be. in the 40k

00:38:37.489 --> 00:38:39.829
universe, what would his standards be up to?

00:38:39.949 --> 00:38:42.969
He'd be one of the top dogs. Someone said, wouldn't

00:38:42.969 --> 00:38:46.090
he just be a comparatively extremely alpha level

00:38:46.090 --> 00:38:50.289
Psyker? He would be a champion of chaos for sure,

00:38:50.349 --> 00:38:53.130
but it wouldn't mean he solos the universe. Still

00:38:53.130 --> 00:38:54.769
would go toe -to -toe with most Space Marine

00:38:54.769 --> 00:38:59.730
librarians and would win most 1v1s. Unless the

00:38:59.730 --> 00:39:02.760
random Space Marine you never heard. happens

00:39:02.760 --> 00:39:05.219
to appear in a novel and has a name, then he

00:39:05.219 --> 00:39:08.619
doesn't stand a chance against them. Nah. There's

00:39:08.619 --> 00:39:11.760
no way Vader loses to a space marine. There's

00:39:11.760 --> 00:39:14.260
no way. Someone said Vader already beats all

00:39:14.260 --> 00:39:17.699
but like two people in the universe. Every scenario

00:39:17.699 --> 00:39:22.360
puts him on top. Really? I watched Darth Vader,

00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:27.699
not myself, on the TV screen. I watched him in

00:39:27.699 --> 00:39:30.679
not even the peak of his power, but up there.

00:39:32.609 --> 00:39:37.289
fucking pull a star destroyer. One of the big

00:39:37.289 --> 00:39:40.289
triangle looking fucking ships. I saw him pull

00:39:40.289 --> 00:39:44.949
it out of the fucking space with the force. Stopped

00:39:44.949 --> 00:39:48.110
it from fucking moving. Where's the clip of that?

00:39:48.190 --> 00:39:50.190
I've only ever seen him do it with the, is it

00:39:50.190 --> 00:39:53.369
the Falcon? I think he tries to stop the Falcon.

00:39:53.369 --> 00:39:57.070
But that was, that was, yeah, that was, he wasn't

00:39:57.070 --> 00:39:59.010
at the peak of his powers then. But yeah, at

00:39:59.010 --> 00:40:01.940
the peak, mate, he is like, You ain't fucking

00:40:01.940 --> 00:40:05.440
with him, bro. He could just crack your neck

00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:07.880
just by looking at you. There's no, you're not

00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:11.320
fucking with him. But the part, the reason he's

00:40:11.320 --> 00:40:14.280
not, there's still some light in him, man. He's

00:40:14.280 --> 00:40:18.119
not all bad. I know he killed kids and that,

00:40:18.219 --> 00:40:20.739
but. Yeah. But that was. But we've all, we've

00:40:20.739 --> 00:40:23.800
all done bad things. You know what I mean? Everyone's

00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:27.199
made forgivable mistakes. And I just feel like

00:40:27.199 --> 00:40:30.869
that's. You know what I mean? It's always made

00:40:30.869 --> 00:40:35.250
me laugh when, just as Anakin is turning to the

00:40:35.250 --> 00:40:38.309
dark side and he marches on the Jedi temple and

00:40:38.309 --> 00:40:40.070
then the younglings are like, Master Anakin,

00:40:40.429 --> 00:40:43.469
thank God you're here. And then he's like, and

00:40:43.469 --> 00:40:46.989
you're like, oh man, that's dark. So obviously

00:40:46.989 --> 00:40:48.929
you don't see it, but he kills the kids. Yeah.

00:40:49.050 --> 00:40:52.250
But at the end, obviously these were made before.

00:40:52.750 --> 00:40:55.030
That. So then Luke Skywalker's like, oh, you

00:40:55.030 --> 00:40:57.849
are my dad. You can't be redeemed. And it's like,

00:40:58.010 --> 00:41:00.750
oh, can he? He's pretty bad. He's pretty bad,

00:41:00.849 --> 00:41:02.130
man. It's pretty hardcore. A bunch of little

00:41:02.130 --> 00:41:03.690
kids have gone, oh, thank God you're here. And

00:41:03.690 --> 00:41:06.030
you just go. Yeah. And there's a big time period

00:41:06.030 --> 00:41:08.329
of where no one knows what Vader was up to. I

00:41:08.329 --> 00:41:10.190
mean, there's a lot of books and stuff like that.

00:41:10.269 --> 00:41:13.050
But yeah, the stuff that you've seen him do in

00:41:13.050 --> 00:41:15.190
like Obi -Wan Kenobi series and shit, where he's

00:41:15.190 --> 00:41:17.010
just like walking through the street looking

00:41:17.010 --> 00:41:19.909
for Obi -Wan. Some geezer comes out and as he

00:41:19.909 --> 00:41:22.099
runs towards him, he's just like. snaps his neck

00:41:22.099 --> 00:41:25.199
another in he just like fucking grabs this geezer

00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:27.500
and just force pulls him along the fucking thing

00:41:27.500 --> 00:41:30.280
and just burns him alive he's just a he's just

00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:32.579
fucked up man I think the orcs would like him

00:41:32.579 --> 00:41:35.340
yeah they'd be very intrigued by someone like

00:41:35.340 --> 00:41:37.519
Darth Vader yeah but I don't think Vader would

00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:38.800
like the orcs because they're just mushrooms

00:41:38.800 --> 00:41:42.539
they just grew from mushrooms yeah but they're

00:41:42.539 --> 00:41:45.780
like the smartest species there what orcs yeah

00:41:45.780 --> 00:41:49.050
no they're dumb as fuck Yeah, but are they? Are

00:41:49.050 --> 00:41:50.909
they, though? Because if they had just a little

00:41:50.909 --> 00:41:53.489
bit of tenacity... They're mushrooms, bro. Yeah,

00:41:53.550 --> 00:41:57.550
but they're mega, aren't they? Vader would lead

00:41:57.550 --> 00:42:00.230
like... I don't know if Vader would lead, but

00:42:00.230 --> 00:42:03.269
they'd be fucking hard. Whatever he led, everything

00:42:03.269 --> 00:42:07.409
else would lose. Especially Chaos Space Marines.

00:42:07.570 --> 00:42:10.150
They're like evil space marines. Imagine that.

00:42:10.329 --> 00:42:12.489
He'd just take over the world, he is. Like my

00:42:12.489 --> 00:42:16.019
boys. Darth Vader, leader of the world eaters.

00:42:16.019 --> 00:42:17.619
Yeah, I'm the leader of the world eaters at the

00:42:17.619 --> 00:42:20.619
moment. I'm glad that there's a little crossover

00:42:20.619 --> 00:42:22.860
there with people that have come across that.

00:42:24.000 --> 00:42:27.099
Well, my headcanon is they exist, but they're

00:42:27.099 --> 00:42:30.300
not in the same star system. They're out there

00:42:30.300 --> 00:42:35.039
living their lives. But Darth Vader, yeah, obviously

00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:40.760
he wins all for me. There we go. I played two

00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:43.719
games. I know, I saw one of them. Very strange.

00:42:44.659 --> 00:42:49.739
Which one? Fucking some trucking game. I was

00:42:49.739 --> 00:42:51.400
like, what is that? And then I looked in the

00:42:51.400 --> 00:42:54.820
store, I was like, what? I finished Nobody Wants

00:42:54.820 --> 00:42:58.099
to Die. Oh, yeah, nice. And that was decent.

00:42:58.159 --> 00:43:05.820
About eight hours worth of story. And yeah, yeah,

00:43:05.920 --> 00:43:09.900
a good story. It's your... You're set in a world,

00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:12.159
obviously we spoke about it because I'd started

00:43:12.159 --> 00:43:17.900
it last pod, where nobody can die. Your consciousness

00:43:17.900 --> 00:43:21.239
can be put into another body and basically bodies

00:43:21.239 --> 00:43:23.639
are just recycled. And what this has led to is

00:43:23.639 --> 00:43:25.519
the elite of the elite, obviously one in the

00:43:25.519 --> 00:43:28.219
creme de la creme of bodies, and slowly pushing

00:43:28.219 --> 00:43:32.179
out. lower class people um there's a subscription

00:43:32.179 --> 00:43:34.320
service that's basically been made mandatory

00:43:34.320 --> 00:43:37.179
that you have to pay oh that's insurance yeah

00:43:37.179 --> 00:43:40.960
basically um and it's getting more and more expensive

00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:45.300
and the the age um requirement for that is being

00:43:45.300 --> 00:43:47.320
lowered and lowered and lowered so basically

00:43:47.320 --> 00:43:50.880
there's just more bodies are being taken um off

00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:55.110
the streets and uh given to rich people so the

00:43:55.110 --> 00:43:58.369
premise of the story is uh you're a detective

00:43:58.369 --> 00:44:04.590
um and you're trying to work out a string of

00:44:04.590 --> 00:44:08.650
murders um people in the elite sector are slowly

00:44:08.650 --> 00:44:11.969
being offed and you're trying to work out who

00:44:11.969 --> 00:44:14.489
the murderer is what their motives are and everything

00:44:14.489 --> 00:44:17.489
like that so it takes you on this on this story

00:44:17.489 --> 00:44:20.829
uh of detective work where you look at crime

00:44:20.829 --> 00:44:25.559
scenes and and investigate and go through scenarios

00:44:25.559 --> 00:44:30.679
and work shit out and uh i'm really really like

00:44:30.679 --> 00:44:32.719
glossing over it i'm sure you could find a youtube

00:44:32.719 --> 00:44:34.460
video that will sum it all up in about 20 minutes

00:44:34.460 --> 00:44:39.940
but basically um turns out that at the end there's

00:44:39.940 --> 00:44:42.639
different endings i got the worst one naturally

00:44:42.639 --> 00:44:46.719
standard uh the evil one pretty much but it um

00:44:46.719 --> 00:44:51.590
turns out that you're going mental because you

00:44:51.590 --> 00:44:55.789
were recently put into another body. And one

00:44:55.789 --> 00:44:59.429
of the side effects of basically the more and

00:44:59.429 --> 00:45:02.610
more you're put into a new body, the more crazy

00:45:02.610 --> 00:45:05.429
you go. And this is like the fourth time you've

00:45:05.429 --> 00:45:07.210
been put into another body. So you're getting

00:45:07.210 --> 00:45:11.590
like this desynchronization sickness thing. Basically

00:45:11.590 --> 00:45:15.050
means you hear voices and you see things. So

00:45:15.050 --> 00:45:18.530
the people that are being murdered aren't actually

00:45:18.530 --> 00:45:20.579
being murdered. they're all going through the

00:45:20.579 --> 00:45:23.340
same shit that you're going through and they're

00:45:23.340 --> 00:45:26.800
just slowly killing themselves. But because you're

00:45:26.800 --> 00:45:29.860
going mental, it all looks like there's a string

00:45:29.860 --> 00:45:32.780
of murders going on. And yeah, you've got this

00:45:32.780 --> 00:45:35.619
constant voice in your head and it is the murderer.

00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:38.320
And that's basically who you're trying to work

00:45:38.320 --> 00:45:42.599
out, who this person is the entire time. And

00:45:42.599 --> 00:45:47.769
yeah, at the very end, I basically just... killed

00:45:47.769 --> 00:45:50.070
everyone important without realizing there was

00:45:50.070 --> 00:45:54.909
there was this woman at the end um who she uh

00:45:54.909 --> 00:45:58.409
she might she was in it was a different woman

00:45:58.409 --> 00:46:00.690
that was in like my wife's body who had passed

00:46:00.690 --> 00:46:03.869
away um and i couldn't work out whether it was

00:46:03.869 --> 00:46:07.210
me being mental or if this was actually a woman

00:46:07.210 --> 00:46:10.469
in front of me so i decided to shoot her before

00:46:10.469 --> 00:46:12.449
she become a threat and it turns out that she

00:46:12.449 --> 00:46:15.789
was in fact um an actual woman in front of me

00:46:15.789 --> 00:46:19.969
that was quite imperative to the story. But what

00:46:19.969 --> 00:46:24.710
it meant is that we could finally die and be

00:46:24.710 --> 00:46:29.550
laid to rest. I mean, really butchered the entire

00:46:29.550 --> 00:46:34.190
story, but it was like a fiver. It was good.

00:46:34.269 --> 00:46:37.829
I enjoyed it. Just quickly scrub that over. If

00:46:37.829 --> 00:46:40.210
you want to, Nobody Wants to Die is the title

00:46:40.210 --> 00:46:42.690
of the game. I'd recommend it for a quick fucking...

00:46:43.099 --> 00:46:46.320
A couple of hours. Decent story to it. The other

00:46:46.320 --> 00:46:48.960
game that I was playing, Mud Runners. Mud Runners,

00:46:48.960 --> 00:46:53.440
that's it? Yeah. For a very long time, I've always

00:46:53.440 --> 00:46:57.059
looked at Snow Runner and Mud Runner and thought,

00:46:57.099 --> 00:47:02.019
they look somewhat interesting. I like big heavy

00:47:02.019 --> 00:47:05.280
-duty machinery. Big diesel shit. Always looks

00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:08.420
cool. Basically, this is just a simulator for...

00:47:08.780 --> 00:47:12.500
that sort of stuff so mud runner is a heavy machinery

00:47:12.500 --> 00:47:18.840
simulator um about being in like a swamp and

00:47:18.840 --> 00:47:21.619
navigating navigating the terrain and picking

00:47:21.619 --> 00:47:23.800
up logs and dropping them off at lumber mills

00:47:23.800 --> 00:47:26.360
and shit like that and managing your vehicles

00:47:26.360 --> 00:47:29.320
and towing things and and all stuff like that

00:47:29.320 --> 00:47:32.400
and it's got really good physics uh and goes

00:47:32.400 --> 00:47:34.719
in depth with like being able to lock the differential

00:47:34.719 --> 00:47:40.110
set it to four boring shit that people would

00:47:40.110 --> 00:47:42.530
think yeah this is this is waft and it was going

00:47:42.530 --> 00:47:44.849
quite cheap and i thought fuck it i'll buy it

00:47:44.849 --> 00:47:48.630
and see what the crack is oh it's just a it's

00:47:48.630 --> 00:47:50.349
just a brain switch off but not you know what

00:47:50.349 --> 00:47:54.070
i mean it's a real easy going getting a motor

00:47:54.070 --> 00:47:56.929
get stuck in the mud i had two chimney fucking

00:47:56.929 --> 00:48:00.230
trucks with me two little four by fours getting

00:48:00.230 --> 00:48:03.610
them up a mountain one was on a tow line behind

00:48:03.610 --> 00:48:06.210
me when you do when you do that you can set it

00:48:06.210 --> 00:48:08.460
so that You can either pull the vehicle with

00:48:08.460 --> 00:48:11.619
you or it will mimic what you're doing. So it

00:48:11.619 --> 00:48:13.280
will turn its engine on. And when you drive in

00:48:13.280 --> 00:48:14.820
forwards, it will go forwards and reverse and

00:48:14.820 --> 00:48:16.760
stuff like that. And basically just give you

00:48:16.760 --> 00:48:19.599
a bump up and shit. Oh, it's good fun, man. I

00:48:19.599 --> 00:48:22.420
was putting like six lorries in one go. with

00:48:22.420 --> 00:48:24.780
one lorry that sounds realistic I had a lorry

00:48:24.780 --> 00:48:26.860
no these are big boy lorries these are big like

00:48:26.860 --> 00:48:29.559
Soviet fucking lorries so I had this I had this

00:48:29.559 --> 00:48:33.380
wham no lorries pulling six lorries yeah no yeah

00:48:33.380 --> 00:48:36.099
this is a wham I can't remember the name of it

00:48:36.099 --> 00:48:38.860
because it tells you this is wham fucking lorry

00:48:38.860 --> 00:48:41.519
with about 20 wheels on the thing and then it

00:48:41.519 --> 00:48:44.219
was towing another lorry that had a lorry sat

00:48:44.219 --> 00:48:46.920
on top of it which had a van sat on top of that

00:48:46.920 --> 00:48:50.579
and that was towing another thing behind it But

00:48:50.579 --> 00:48:53.820
because I had it set to... So when I was driving

00:48:53.820 --> 00:48:56.980
forwards, the motor that was attached to me was

00:48:56.980 --> 00:49:00.139
also switched on and fucking pulling. So we had

00:49:00.139 --> 00:49:05.000
double the power. It's just fucking... But I'm

00:49:05.000 --> 00:49:10.460
shit at reversing trailers in real life. I'm

00:49:10.460 --> 00:49:13.519
shit at doing it in a simulator as well. For

00:49:13.519 --> 00:49:16.599
about half an hour, there was this challenge

00:49:16.599 --> 00:49:20.630
I was doing where... let's get from one point

00:49:20.630 --> 00:49:23.349
to the next touring a load of shit and then at

00:49:23.349 --> 00:49:25.849
some point halfway through there's uh there's

00:49:25.849 --> 00:49:30.010
a a truck that's submerged in the water and i

00:49:30.010 --> 00:49:32.070
couldn't i can pull it out and it was one of

00:49:32.070 --> 00:49:34.070
the challenges you didn't have to do it and i

00:49:34.070 --> 00:49:36.909
drove past it and i'm i'm basically a fucking

00:49:36.909 --> 00:49:39.269
locomotive train at this point there's so many

00:49:39.269 --> 00:49:42.389
things attached to me so i pulled up alongside

00:49:42.389 --> 00:49:45.349
it and it's right out in the water so i was like

00:49:45.349 --> 00:49:49.489
i need to work out how to get to this So I detached

00:49:49.489 --> 00:49:53.070
everything, set everything up in a line. And

00:49:53.070 --> 00:49:55.650
I was like, all right, okay. So I got my longest

00:49:55.650 --> 00:49:58.409
lorry and then tried to reverse it into the water.

00:49:58.550 --> 00:50:01.250
It weren't long enough. So I then went back and

00:50:01.250 --> 00:50:03.570
then attached the second longest lorry to that

00:50:03.570 --> 00:50:06.329
lorry as a trailer set up and thought, well,

00:50:06.349 --> 00:50:09.409
let's have a look. I spent a good half an hour

00:50:09.409 --> 00:50:12.829
trying to reverse that fucking lorry as a trailer

00:50:12.829 --> 00:50:16.650
into that water. It weren't long enough. It weren't

00:50:16.650 --> 00:50:18.769
long enough and it got stuck. So I had to go

00:50:18.769 --> 00:50:22.289
and get another lorry to pull that one out. And

00:50:22.289 --> 00:50:26.909
you can play that online as well. Just your buddies

00:50:26.909 --> 00:50:29.170
just fucking shit up, getting stuck in the mud.

00:50:29.429 --> 00:50:32.630
Would you not want like, what is it, Euro Truck

00:50:32.630 --> 00:50:34.789
Simulator or something? Yeah, but that's just

00:50:34.789 --> 00:50:39.670
driving. You can fit out your motors with all

00:50:39.670 --> 00:50:42.110
different shit. So my one at the moment has a

00:50:42.110 --> 00:50:44.800
big old crane on it. They can just go and pick

00:50:44.800 --> 00:50:46.400
up logs and just throw them on the band. You

00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:48.019
have to operate the crane as well. Don't do that

00:50:48.019 --> 00:50:52.260
automatically. You've got a proper... Drop that

00:50:52.260 --> 00:50:55.420
in proper. Go and drop it off. Oh, shit. I've

00:50:55.420 --> 00:50:57.699
run out of fuel. Let me swap over to the other

00:50:57.699 --> 00:51:00.400
motor. That is equipped to go and pick up a load

00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:02.579
of fuel. So then we go and pick up fuel, go back

00:51:02.579 --> 00:51:04.460
to that motor, fuel that, and then that one can

00:51:04.460 --> 00:51:07.940
carry on. I feel like... Well, I was looking

00:51:07.940 --> 00:51:12.059
a while ago at getting that... farm simulator

00:51:12.059 --> 00:51:15.400
that looks like that scratching itch in my brain

00:51:15.400 --> 00:51:17.340
there's something about simulators that does

00:51:17.340 --> 00:51:20.300
that and i'm telling you this little thing about

00:51:20.300 --> 00:51:24.760
driving trucks through the mud through the swamp

00:51:24.760 --> 00:51:29.519
at night headlights are on oh and there's a little

00:51:29.519 --> 00:51:31.780
geezer in the cockpit oh and he's fucking steering

00:51:31.780 --> 00:51:34.039
the wheel because he got stuck in the mud oh

00:51:34.039 --> 00:51:36.780
it's right laugh I love it, man. It's great.

00:51:36.900 --> 00:51:39.179
It's fucking great. I've always been interested

00:51:39.179 --> 00:51:41.800
in the farm simulator where you have to plant

00:51:41.800 --> 00:51:44.239
your crops, grow your crops, harvest your crops,

00:51:44.480 --> 00:51:47.500
sell your eggs and fucking all that shit. It's

00:51:47.500 --> 00:51:50.599
hard. It's hard, man. It's just like... I feel

00:51:50.599 --> 00:51:54.400
like Mudrunner is at its... Not basic, but it's

00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:56.940
the easiest out of all the simulators I've ever

00:51:56.940 --> 00:52:00.099
dabbled in. It's the easiest one to get used

00:52:00.099 --> 00:52:03.699
to because it's so simple. Get some reviews up,

00:52:03.739 --> 00:52:05.780
man. Let's see what the people are saying about

00:52:05.780 --> 00:52:09.059
MudRunner. MudRunner. Let's see what Steam says.

00:52:09.420 --> 00:52:11.639
Because, you know, whilst we are a gaming podcast,

00:52:11.780 --> 00:52:14.960
we're terrible at telling people what they are.

00:52:15.159 --> 00:52:16.760
So you let the clever people on Steam. I mean,

00:52:16.880 --> 00:52:18.619
people are playing Slay the Spire because of

00:52:18.619 --> 00:52:21.980
us. That's true. It's very true. He's still playing

00:52:21.980 --> 00:52:23.559
it. I see him playing it again the other day.

00:52:24.139 --> 00:52:26.039
He loves it, the Slay. I forget that I've got

00:52:26.039 --> 00:52:28.000
it on my PlayStation Plus as well. I just don't

00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:31.710
have PlayStation Plus. I mean, you could have

00:52:31.710 --> 00:52:33.730
it for literally a fiver on your phone, which

00:52:33.730 --> 00:52:36.630
is the best place to play it. Here we go. Mudrunner.

00:52:36.730 --> 00:52:41.449
Bosh. Bosh. It's done it again. Mudrunner is

00:52:41.449 --> 00:52:43.210
the ultimate off -road experience, putting the

00:52:43.210 --> 00:52:45.809
players in the driver's seat and dares them to

00:52:45.809 --> 00:52:47.989
take charge of incredible all -terrain vehicles

00:52:47.989 --> 00:52:50.469
venturing across extreme Siberian landscapes

00:52:50.469 --> 00:52:53.429
with only a map and a compass as guides. Bosh.

00:52:53.949 --> 00:52:58.650
Very positive reviews. I'll have you know. Best

00:52:58.650 --> 00:53:01.909
mudding game in the world. Better than even the

00:53:01.909 --> 00:53:05.130
snowing game. It helped lead to my favourite

00:53:05.130 --> 00:53:08.650
driving games, Roadcraft and SnowRunner. So while

00:53:08.650 --> 00:53:11.449
MudRunner is still a good game in itself, I really

00:53:11.449 --> 00:53:16.269
prefer the sequels. Gameplay loop is super basic

00:53:16.269 --> 00:53:20.010
and bland. It's just log deliver, but it's fun

00:53:20.010 --> 00:53:22.469
pushing old Soviet trucks to the limit. Took

00:53:22.469 --> 00:53:26.619
me six tries. to complete the first delivery.

00:53:26.880 --> 00:53:30.880
Once went without a log bed, so just drive for

00:53:30.880 --> 00:53:34.219
no reason. Only problem is path finding could

00:53:34.219 --> 00:53:37.300
at least update to road once you drove on it.

00:53:37.420 --> 00:53:40.800
Other than that, it's a fun game. Highly recommend

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this game to anyone who liked mod capability

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and a fairly advanced physics engine. At least

00:53:48.059 --> 00:53:49.900
when it comes to the vehicle physics, different

00:53:49.900 --> 00:53:54.980
blah, blah, blah. It's not the game I would play

00:53:54.980 --> 00:53:56.699
for like five hours straight, but for downtime,

00:53:56.920 --> 00:53:59.139
it's amazing. Great graphics, great mechanics,

00:53:59.360 --> 00:54:01.179
long play style, and the fact that it incorporates

00:54:01.179 --> 00:54:03.179
so many features from the real world. See, that's

00:54:03.179 --> 00:54:06.519
what I looked at it for, was not a game to sit

00:54:06.519 --> 00:54:09.820
there for 10 hours of a day fucking logging and

00:54:09.820 --> 00:54:14.300
hauling mud. Yes, I got it just to fuck around

00:54:14.300 --> 00:54:16.699
with, and that's exactly what it is. It's a game

00:54:16.699 --> 00:54:18.440
that I can mess around with. But like I just

00:54:18.440 --> 00:54:21.219
said, there's also SnowRunner, so lorries in

00:54:21.219 --> 00:54:23.840
the snow, basically. There's also Roadcraft,

00:54:24.119 --> 00:54:28.280
which is where you're a demolitionist pretty

00:54:28.280 --> 00:54:32.219
much for roadworks, tearing down bridges and

00:54:32.219 --> 00:54:35.039
shit like that and navigating through. This might

00:54:35.039 --> 00:54:39.260
open up a new kink. You know what I mean? Really

00:54:39.260 --> 00:54:41.380
cool off -road game. Overall pretty relaxing

00:54:41.380 --> 00:54:44.380
until your truck flips. That kept happening to

00:54:44.380 --> 00:54:46.699
me. Two trucks taking them up a mountain and

00:54:46.699 --> 00:54:48.719
one kept stalling and I kept spinning around

00:54:48.719 --> 00:54:50.579
thinking, why does this keep stalling? It's upside

00:54:50.579 --> 00:54:56.099
down. But there is no flip button. You have to

00:54:56.099 --> 00:54:58.780
go and winch that fucker. So you have to go and

00:54:58.780 --> 00:55:01.179
navigate halfway back down the mountain, winch

00:55:01.179 --> 00:55:03.940
it over to then just have the exact same thing

00:55:03.940 --> 00:55:06.539
happen again and again and again and again and

00:55:06.539 --> 00:55:08.860
again. And then your truck's damaged to the point

00:55:08.860 --> 00:55:10.760
where it doesn't work. Get another truck that

00:55:10.760 --> 00:55:14.199
can repair a utility vehicle. Bring that up.

00:55:14.400 --> 00:55:17.440
Repair it. Get rid of the utility vehicle. Truck

00:55:17.440 --> 00:55:21.880
flips again. Winch it out again. rinse and repeat

00:55:21.880 --> 00:55:25.860
for a couple of hours and then go to bed. Yeah,

00:55:25.880 --> 00:55:29.519
man. Yeah. It's every diesel man's dream. I can

00:55:29.519 --> 00:55:32.260
see that scratching the bitches. And that's that.

00:55:32.380 --> 00:55:34.199
If you like mud runners, if that sounds interesting,

00:55:34.500 --> 00:55:37.039
everyone, then get that. Yeah. And that's it.

00:55:37.239 --> 00:55:39.559
That does sound interesting. It's not my cup

00:55:39.559 --> 00:55:43.090
of tea. I do like Farming Simulator. The idea

00:55:43.090 --> 00:55:44.929
of that tickles my pickle. Farming Simulator

00:55:44.929 --> 00:55:46.849
was on PlayStation Plus not long ago. Yeah, I

00:55:46.849 --> 00:55:48.230
think I've got it. Like I say, it's just one

00:55:48.230 --> 00:55:50.449
of them. I feel like I have to be right in the

00:55:50.449 --> 00:55:52.550
mood and focused. I get it. You're in your space

00:55:52.550 --> 00:55:55.550
age, not your farming age. Yeah, exactly. I understand.

00:55:55.550 --> 00:55:57.309
Give me a spaceship simulator and we'll over

00:55:57.309 --> 00:56:00.110
it. I'm with you. Over to the Patreon. Where

00:56:00.110 --> 00:56:01.949
the good shit is. See you later, everyone. Oro.

00:56:02.150 --> 00:56:02.429
Oro.