WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.759 Allow me to cast your minds back to Battlefield 00:00:05.759 --> 00:00:11.080 2042. Do you remember? All too well. Remember 00:00:11.080 --> 00:00:14.039 the excitement when we saw the trailer and the 00:00:14.039 --> 00:00:18.879 geyser fucking jumping out of the jet with the 00:00:18.879 --> 00:00:22.359 rocket launcher? And the tornado. We were so 00:00:22.359 --> 00:00:25.440 hyped up. It was amazing. And then what did we 00:00:25.440 --> 00:00:28.620 all do? Every single person pre -ordered it. 00:00:28.960 --> 00:00:31.539 Because we thought this was amazing. Then we 00:00:31.539 --> 00:00:35.500 advertised this. And then the game released and 00:00:35.500 --> 00:00:38.859 it was fun for all of about a week. And then 00:00:38.859 --> 00:00:41.159 fell flat on its arse. I think it's alright, 00:00:41.359 --> 00:00:45.899 kind of, now. But, yeah, we were burnt a little 00:00:45.899 --> 00:00:51.759 bit. Battlefield 6. Welcome to What's the Buttons? 00:00:52.200 --> 00:00:55.020 Blah -de -blah -de -blah. Welcome, welcome, welcome. 00:00:55.020 --> 00:00:58.570 Battlefield 6 trailer come out yesterday. Thoughts? 00:01:00.409 --> 00:01:02.649 Thoughts on that? I'll be honest, I was excited 00:01:02.649 --> 00:01:04.530 for it. I looked at it and I skipped all the 00:01:04.530 --> 00:01:07.730 way through it to the end. I need to see gameplay, 00:01:07.909 --> 00:01:09.909 bro. I don't care about cinematics. There's pointless 00:01:09.909 --> 00:01:13.129 trailers, man. Gameplay is in... It's the 30th, 00:01:13.189 --> 00:01:14.930 I think. Yeah, something like that. That's what 00:01:14.930 --> 00:01:17.170 I'm interested in. Although there is gameplay 00:01:17.170 --> 00:01:19.629 out there already. Yeah, yeah, I've seen a lot 00:01:19.629 --> 00:01:22.909 of the leaks. I've got a release date. Do you? 00:01:23.090 --> 00:01:25.680 October 6th. Is that what you reckon, yeah? And 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:27.239 that's what has been leaked. That's what's been 00:01:27.239 --> 00:01:29.840 leaked. So much of it's been leaked. By a very 00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:31.359 credible guy that doesn't really get anything 00:01:31.359 --> 00:01:33.579 wrong. Because I think there was quite a lot 00:01:33.579 --> 00:01:39.739 of content creators that got access to Battlefield 00:01:39.739 --> 00:01:43.680 6 and obviously they all had to sign NDAs. October 00:01:43.680 --> 00:01:46.000 10th, sorry. I'm pretty sure most of them have 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:48.659 not listened to the NDAs that they've signed. 00:01:49.299 --> 00:01:52.120 And that is why there's so much fucking info. 00:01:52.239 --> 00:01:55.930 Basically everything. Even the name. The name's 00:01:55.930 --> 00:01:58.150 quite boring. What is the name? Battlefield 6. 00:02:01.629 --> 00:02:06.950 That's fine, man. That's fine. What is it setting? 00:02:07.069 --> 00:02:09.250 Is it just like modern day shit? Or is it like 00:02:09.250 --> 00:02:13.349 fucking a little bit in the future? Because it 00:02:13.349 --> 00:02:15.830 doesn't fucking say it. I want to say that it's 00:02:15.830 --> 00:02:18.270 modern day shit because it's in America, isn't 00:02:18.270 --> 00:02:20.960 it? America's being blown up to fuck. It's always 00:02:20.960 --> 00:02:23.120 America, isn't it? Which, to be fair, I was just 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:24.719 about to say, it's not something that you really 00:02:24.719 --> 00:02:28.020 see actual America being blown up. It's normally 00:02:28.020 --> 00:02:32.699 Americans blowing something up. So there's that. 00:02:34.180 --> 00:02:38.000 I'm with you in terms of I'm not really going 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:42.060 to get excited until I see gameplay of what's 00:02:42.060 --> 00:02:45.300 going on. Know what I mean? I know exactly what 00:02:45.300 --> 00:02:49.020 you mean. I didn't bother. To be honest, I was 00:02:49.020 --> 00:02:51.599 very excited, but I kind of got let down when 00:02:51.599 --> 00:02:56.319 I realized it was no gameplay. I was just like, 00:02:56.419 --> 00:02:58.500 well, I'm kind of not bothered then. Because 00:02:58.500 --> 00:03:00.360 this one's going to have a Battle Royale as well, 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:04.819 isn't it? Is it? So that's really boring. I'm 00:03:04.819 --> 00:03:06.580 so sick of Battle Royales, man. Hopefully they 00:03:06.580 --> 00:03:09.919 don't put all their focus into that. they brought 00:03:09.919 --> 00:03:12.340 back the class system so like you know the assault 00:03:12.340 --> 00:03:14.639 are just ARs again and all that sort of stuff 00:03:14.639 --> 00:03:18.680 from Battlefield 4 but Battlefield 4 for me is 00:03:18.680 --> 00:03:23.699 the best and then Hardline was good but not Battlefield 00:03:23.699 --> 00:03:26.419 4 yeah it just got progressively worse yeah I 00:03:26.419 --> 00:03:32.460 feel like I feel like you're in a in a in the 00:03:32.460 --> 00:03:35.800 gaming industry same with most industries to 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:39.310 be fair supermarkets fucking movies all that 00:03:39.310 --> 00:03:42.770 shit everyone's trying to compete with everyone 00:03:42.770 --> 00:03:45.310 and everyone almost ends up following everyone 00:03:45.310 --> 00:03:48.150 you go oh fuck it is fortnite oh yeah here's 00:03:48.150 --> 00:03:52.250 apex legends here's pub g fucking h1z1 here's 00:03:52.250 --> 00:03:56.129 all these war zone everyone's like fucking hell 00:03:56.129 --> 00:03:58.270 battle royales are the big thing let me let me 00:03:58.270 --> 00:04:03.509 jump into them and i feel like it's all it's 00:04:03.509 --> 00:04:08.080 all just got so fucking bland it's so bland And 00:04:08.080 --> 00:04:11.879 I would hate to see Battlefield 6 go down that 00:04:11.879 --> 00:04:14.539 path of, like you just said, putting resources 00:04:14.539 --> 00:04:20.600 into the BR mode as opposed to actual Battlefield 00:04:20.600 --> 00:04:23.439 itself. Because right now, you know how Call 00:04:23.439 --> 00:04:25.899 of Duty used to sit at the very precipice of 00:04:25.899 --> 00:04:29.420 first -person shooters on multiplayer first -person 00:04:29.420 --> 00:04:31.920 shooters? I don't think they're there anymore. 00:04:32.600 --> 00:04:35.040 No, no, people are sick of it. Yeah, it's like 00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:40.889 a really shit Fortnite. So it's too, like Mark's 00:04:40.889 --> 00:04:43.810 been saying for the last week, he saw a clip 00:04:43.810 --> 00:04:47.509 of Beavis and Butthead kicking a robot in the 00:04:47.509 --> 00:04:50.209 nuts or something from Warzone. And he was like, 00:04:50.250 --> 00:04:52.410 what the fuck is going on? I couldn't give him 00:04:52.410 --> 00:04:53.930 answers. I ain't got a fucking clue. He's like, 00:04:53.990 --> 00:04:55.589 I thought I was watching a Fortnite clip, but 00:04:55.589 --> 00:04:57.949 I wasn't. It was Call of Duty. And I feel like 00:04:57.949 --> 00:05:01.790 if you're Battlefield, ignore the Battle Royale 00:05:01.790 --> 00:05:03.910 stuff. Don't bother trying to compete with that. 00:05:04.350 --> 00:05:07.850 Because now the first -person online shooter 00:05:07.850 --> 00:05:12.790 genre is up for fucking grabs. Because who could... 00:05:12.790 --> 00:05:15.629 Other than Call of Duty, which isn't sitting 00:05:15.629 --> 00:05:19.850 at the top anymore, who's running that? Who is 00:05:19.850 --> 00:05:23.350 running that? Nobody. Nobody? Not that style, 00:05:23.430 --> 00:05:26.149 anyway. No. It used to be Battlefield or COD. 00:05:26.230 --> 00:05:28.490 That was just sort of... Most people fucking 00:05:28.490 --> 00:05:32.269 ran over to COD, but when 2042 came out, you 00:05:32.269 --> 00:05:37.050 knew who was... main in cod and who was actual 00:05:37.050 --> 00:05:39.829 battlefield players because normally the people 00:05:39.829 --> 00:05:42.009 that were really were the ones that were playing 00:05:42.009 --> 00:05:44.449 cod that's not saying they're bad bad players 00:05:44.449 --> 00:05:46.529 it's just the the gun feel and everything is 00:05:46.529 --> 00:05:48.930 very different to battlefield and to call of 00:05:48.930 --> 00:05:51.829 duty it's much more tactical yeah they're large 00:05:51.829 --> 00:05:55.250 -scale wars that take oh the good old days man 00:05:55.250 --> 00:05:57.129 playing battlefield 4 and then jumping in the 00:05:57.129 --> 00:06:00.529 game and then it taking like an hour This feels 00:06:00.529 --> 00:06:03.490 like an actual... I've took D all by myself. 00:06:03.550 --> 00:06:05.829 There's tanks rolling in. This is an actual war. 00:06:06.029 --> 00:06:10.889 That was the feel. I want that back. I feel like 00:06:10.889 --> 00:06:16.149 that should be the focus. I don't know... And 00:06:16.149 --> 00:06:20.290 also, what can you do with a Battle Royale to 00:06:20.290 --> 00:06:23.750 make it stick? The only thing that Battlefield 00:06:23.750 --> 00:06:26.430 has on the Battle Royale genre which would make 00:06:26.430 --> 00:06:29.800 it exciting is... if they can bring their destruction 00:06:29.800 --> 00:06:32.920 in and make things blow up. I believe they are. 00:06:33.180 --> 00:06:35.360 That would be, you know, if someone's camping 00:06:35.360 --> 00:06:37.759 in a building and you can just see for a hole 00:06:37.759 --> 00:06:40.600 in the wall, that sort of stuff makes endless 00:06:40.600 --> 00:06:43.480 clips, endless dynamic gameplay. Not necessarily 00:06:43.480 --> 00:06:45.660 going to swing someone who don't like Battle 00:06:45.660 --> 00:06:48.420 Royales like yourself back over, but it would 00:06:48.420 --> 00:06:50.899 make much more interesting than just the same 00:06:50.899 --> 00:06:53.360 buildings with the same people in the same rooms. 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:55.939 Do you know what I mean? As I say, I always go 00:06:55.939 --> 00:06:59.069 back to when... me and clarky were playing battlefield 00:06:59.069 --> 00:07:01.949 one i think it was and this guy kept trying to 00:07:01.949 --> 00:07:04.329 come in as we were like camping this this uh 00:07:04.329 --> 00:07:08.310 this farmhouse we were in the attic or the roof 00:07:08.310 --> 00:07:11.949 and the only way in was up a ladder and this 00:07:11.949 --> 00:07:15.149 guy came in so we shot him he came back again 00:07:15.149 --> 00:07:18.790 and shot him again came back again threw a grenade 00:07:18.790 --> 00:07:20.850 up there or something he downed me or whatever 00:07:20.850 --> 00:07:24.550 clarky finished him and then res'd me and then 00:07:24.550 --> 00:07:27.620 the next time he come back because we were sniping 00:07:27.620 --> 00:07:29.439 out the window he comes rolling over the hill 00:07:29.439 --> 00:07:32.199 in a tank and then just blows the fucking house 00:07:32.199 --> 00:07:34.980 up yeah like that's cool as fuck makes perfect 00:07:34.980 --> 00:07:36.680 sense yeah because you're just like I'm trying 00:07:36.680 --> 00:07:38.180 everything you get angry because you keep getting 00:07:38.180 --> 00:07:39.939 killed by the same guy let me get rid of your 00:07:39.939 --> 00:07:42.540 camping spot let me just blow up the building 00:07:42.540 --> 00:07:45.459 like that is great and I'll never I always remember 00:07:45.459 --> 00:07:47.959 that and that's what made Battlefield much more 00:07:47.959 --> 00:07:50.339 interesting than Call of Duty to me yeah no I 00:07:50.339 --> 00:07:52.639 agree I agree with you I'd like to see more of 00:07:52.639 --> 00:07:55.899 that more of that sort of stuff Which, as far 00:07:55.899 --> 00:07:58.300 as I'm aware, is what they're doing. They're 00:07:58.300 --> 00:08:02.620 leaning heavily into the destructible map. Which 00:08:02.620 --> 00:08:04.800 is, yeah, that's exactly what you want to see. 00:08:04.860 --> 00:08:06.259 You've definitely got the fucking engine for 00:08:06.259 --> 00:08:08.300 it. If you were able to do it years and years 00:08:08.300 --> 00:08:11.360 and years ago, there's no excuse as to why we 00:08:11.360 --> 00:08:14.980 can't do it now. It was great because, especially 00:08:14.980 --> 00:08:18.180 like the multiplayer, sometimes you'd have the 00:08:18.180 --> 00:08:22.019 smaller maps or whatnot. And the maps would always 00:08:22.019 --> 00:08:24.199 look different because people blow holes in different 00:08:24.199 --> 00:08:25.959 parts of the walls. You'd be like, oh, I can 00:08:25.959 --> 00:08:29.579 jump through here and blah, blah, blah. In COD, 00:08:29.579 --> 00:08:32.460 it's the same map over and over again. Like Battlefield 00:08:32.460 --> 00:08:36.580 had that destruction pinned down. No one else 00:08:36.580 --> 00:08:40.100 has done it even since to that level. So, yeah, 00:08:40.179 --> 00:08:43.279 if they can do that again on modern technology, 00:08:43.659 --> 00:08:49.899 they're already on to a winner, I think. would 00:08:49.899 --> 00:08:53.379 like to see a campaign. There is a campaign. 00:08:53.460 --> 00:08:55.320 That's what the trailer is. That is campaign. 00:08:55.980 --> 00:08:59.179 That's what I read. Yeah. That is campaign trailer. 00:08:59.299 --> 00:09:00.500 Pretty sure that's what I'm reading now. The 00:09:00.500 --> 00:09:02.799 first trailer of Battlefield 6 debuted earlier 00:09:02.799 --> 00:09:04.700 today and revealed the first look, although none 00:09:04.700 --> 00:09:06.820 of it was actual gameplay. Battlefield 6's trailer 00:09:06.820 --> 00:09:09.080 appeared to demonstrate a look at the game's 00:09:09.080 --> 00:09:12.080 campaign. Battlefield 2042 didn't even have a 00:09:12.080 --> 00:09:14.539 campaign, so this is an exciting return to form. 00:09:14.580 --> 00:09:16.299 It appears that the game will at least partially 00:09:16.299 --> 00:09:18.480 take place in the United States as the trailer 00:09:18.480 --> 00:09:21.000 showcases an explosive battle in New York City. 00:09:21.340 --> 00:09:24.980 The story revolves around a PMC known as Pax 00:09:24.980 --> 00:09:29.360 Armata on a mission to destroy NATO and its allies, 00:09:29.759 --> 00:09:34.820 suggesting a tense global conflict. And then, 00:09:34.840 --> 00:09:38.460 yeah, October release date leaks. No last -gen 00:09:38.460 --> 00:09:46.700 release. So, PS4 and, what was that, Xbox One? 00:09:46.799 --> 00:09:50.639 Yeah, Xbox One and PS4 are being left behind, 00:09:50.759 --> 00:09:56.700 which makes fucking sense. And then, yeah, blah, 00:09:56.759 --> 00:10:05.340 blah, blah. Yeah. Battlefield 6 Battle Royale 00:10:05.340 --> 00:10:08.480 mode will arrive months after the base game. 00:10:08.909 --> 00:10:13.110 Yeah, I saw that article as well. Makes sense, 00:10:13.129 --> 00:10:17.950 really. Or does it? Yeah, that's what Warzone 00:10:17.950 --> 00:10:20.169 did, wasn't it? Call of Duty came out and then 00:10:20.169 --> 00:10:25.409 they released it months and months after. But 00:10:25.409 --> 00:10:30.509 yeah, I think it's all up for them. They've got 00:10:30.509 --> 00:10:33.190 it in the palm of their hands. This is the time 00:10:33.190 --> 00:10:34.769 to bring Battlefield back. You're never going 00:10:34.769 --> 00:10:36.820 to have a better time. Because Call of Duty will 00:10:36.820 --> 00:10:38.960 regroup and get stronger, I'm sure. Because, 00:10:38.980 --> 00:10:41.299 you know, they're only as strong as their fan 00:10:41.299 --> 00:10:43.840 base. And if fan bases are no, then they're going 00:10:43.840 --> 00:10:47.279 to be like, all right, I mean, we need you. Yeah, 00:10:47.399 --> 00:10:49.340 if you're running with sort of no direction because 00:10:49.340 --> 00:10:51.460 you haven't really got a whole lot of competition 00:10:51.460 --> 00:10:54.240 there and then another game comes out like Battlefield 00:10:54.240 --> 00:10:57.139 6 and everyone's jumped ship and heads over there, 00:10:57.240 --> 00:10:58.899 then you kind of know you've got all shit. No, 00:10:58.960 --> 00:11:01.240 everyone wants to be playing something like this. 00:11:01.620 --> 00:11:05.240 Maybe we should be leaning more towards that. 00:11:06.179 --> 00:11:09.340 Yeah, Battlefield tried the skins and all that 00:11:09.340 --> 00:11:11.100 stuff, didn't they? Giving them Santa hats and 00:11:11.100 --> 00:11:13.279 all that crap. Yeah, yeah. Tried all that. That's 00:11:13.279 --> 00:11:15.980 not what people want most of the time. There 00:11:15.980 --> 00:11:18.159 is a place for skins and stuff, but make them 00:11:18.159 --> 00:11:22.000 unique or make ones that make sense. You can 00:11:22.000 --> 00:11:24.299 have a John Wick and a Terminator and stuff, 00:11:24.419 --> 00:11:28.039 but Beavis and Butt -Head and Homer Simpson and 00:11:28.039 --> 00:11:30.279 stuff, it just depends what you want from your 00:11:30.279 --> 00:11:34.980 games. COD is... COD is arcade -y, always has 00:11:34.980 --> 00:11:36.679 been, and you're going to have a new breed of 00:11:36.679 --> 00:11:39.860 people playing it, like coming from Fortnite 00:11:39.860 --> 00:11:41.980 to Warzone. When Warzone came out, there'd be 00:11:41.980 --> 00:11:43.799 a lot of Fortnite kids that had gone, oh, what's 00:11:43.799 --> 00:11:45.639 this new Battle Royale that's popping off, going 00:11:45.639 --> 00:11:47.539 over there, and they're going to be the demographic 00:11:47.539 --> 00:11:49.360 that are buying all these skins because they're 00:11:49.360 --> 00:11:52.039 accustomed to buying that shit on Fortnite. So 00:11:52.039 --> 00:11:55.080 it makes sense that COD followed that trend, 00:11:55.279 --> 00:11:58.679 especially if their profit margins were spiking 00:11:58.679 --> 00:12:00.399 because of it. They're only going to follow the 00:12:00.399 --> 00:12:03.730 money. you can have old heads moaning about it 00:12:03.730 --> 00:12:06.429 it's not military anymore but if they're making 00:12:06.429 --> 00:12:08.309 money they don't give a shit do they yeah but 00:12:08.309 --> 00:12:10.370 Battlefield knows what it needs to do I think 00:12:10.370 --> 00:12:14.129 and hopefully they do it man because yeah although 00:12:14.129 --> 00:12:17.549 I'd rather Battlefield 6 just died straight instantly 00:12:17.549 --> 00:12:19.710 before it even came out and they just went psych 00:12:19.710 --> 00:12:21.529 it's not really Battlefield 6 it's Battlefront 00:12:21.529 --> 00:12:24.970 and then just give me Star Wars yeah imagine 00:12:24.970 --> 00:12:30.659 that rip me find out you'll get gameplay End 00:12:30.659 --> 00:12:33.500 of the month. And then that's when you decide 00:12:33.500 --> 00:12:35.960 whether you do the old pre -order or not. Oh, 00:12:36.120 --> 00:12:39.980 my God. Well, they have to include other shit 00:12:39.980 --> 00:12:41.919 before you go and give it a pre -order. Because 00:12:41.919 --> 00:12:47.159 it's not exactly going to sell out, is it? No. 00:12:49.600 --> 00:12:52.639 I'm playing a new game. Oh, I'm excited. Can 00:12:52.639 --> 00:12:54.759 I guess? Can we guess? Can you give me clues 00:12:54.759 --> 00:12:58.059 on that? Yeah, go on. Give me a clue. I can't 00:12:58.059 --> 00:13:02.580 just go off the rip. Okay, that's fine. Do you 00:13:02.580 --> 00:13:04.980 want me... Give me a genre. I'll give you a genre. 00:13:06.100 --> 00:13:11.259 Okay, dokey. Oh my God, let me fucking... Genre 00:13:11.259 --> 00:13:17.799 is... Adventure game. Yeah, adventure game. On 00:13:17.799 --> 00:13:23.399 what system? PS5. At what price point? It cost 00:13:23.399 --> 00:13:28.600 me £7. But that's not the... The normal price 00:13:28.600 --> 00:13:32.799 is about 25 quid. Give me the studio. Critical 00:13:32.799 --> 00:13:38.259 hit games. They haven't made any other... They've 00:13:38.259 --> 00:13:40.399 made other games, but nothing that would scream 00:13:40.399 --> 00:13:48.559 at you. Is there guns? Or is it fantasy? So far, 00:13:48.600 --> 00:13:53.159 there isn't any guns. What's the setting? Basically, 00:13:53.220 --> 00:13:57.480 cyberpunk -esque world. So I think, I believe 00:13:57.480 --> 00:14:02.320 the year is 22 something. So it's far in the 00:14:02.320 --> 00:14:06.779 future. There's like, you know how skyscrapers 00:14:06.779 --> 00:14:10.480 are like 10 ,000 foot high and then there's a 00:14:10.480 --> 00:14:13.120 civilization on the ground level where like how 00:14:13.120 --> 00:14:15.519 we are now. And then there's all flying cars 00:14:15.519 --> 00:14:19.860 like 500 stories up and then more shit like that 00:14:19.860 --> 00:14:24.200 sort of, like a cyberpunk sort of universe. Has 00:14:24.200 --> 00:14:27.500 it got ghost in the name? No. I know what game 00:14:27.500 --> 00:14:28.639 you're talking about, but I don't know the name. 00:14:28.840 --> 00:14:30.340 I think I know what name. You know what game 00:14:30.340 --> 00:14:32.259 we're talking about? I think so. Go on. No, but 00:14:32.259 --> 00:14:35.379 I don't know the name. What happens? No, I haven't 00:14:35.379 --> 00:14:37.600 played it, but I think I've seen the game that 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:40.840 you're talking about on the store. You may have 00:14:40.840 --> 00:14:43.659 done. But I don't know anything about it. But 00:14:43.659 --> 00:14:45.639 if you tell me the name, I'm almost certain I 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:49.120 know it. Nobody Wants to Die. Yeah. That's not 00:14:49.120 --> 00:14:51.840 the game I was thinking of. But I have heard 00:14:51.840 --> 00:14:55.399 of that. Yeah. Oh, you don't know the name. No, 00:14:55.399 --> 00:14:59.240 there is another Cyberpunk game out. It's something. 00:14:59.600 --> 00:15:01.580 I can't remember what it's called. It's not Cyberpunk. 00:15:01.919 --> 00:15:04.240 No, I know. It's just the setting is that futuristic. 00:15:06.279 --> 00:15:11.659 Yeah. Let me get a fucking... I want an overview. 00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:14.340 I want a proper overview so I can give you a 00:15:14.340 --> 00:15:19.419 little blurb sort of thing. Let's have a look. 00:15:20.019 --> 00:15:23.450 Nobody Wants to Die is an... adventure game in 00:15:23.450 --> 00:15:25.789 a first -person perspective in which players 00:15:25.789 --> 00:15:27.850 interact with other characters and investigate 00:15:27.850 --> 00:15:31.190 crime scenes to gather evidence players can interact 00:15:31.190 --> 00:15:33.529 with and question characters with a choice of 00:15:33.529 --> 00:15:35.669 multiple dialogue options investigation involves 00:15:35.669 --> 00:15:37.970 the use of several tools to locate items and 00:15:37.970 --> 00:15:41.490 evidence of a crime scene including a reconstructor 00:15:41.490 --> 00:15:43.690 it sounds very boring when you read it like this 00:15:43.690 --> 00:15:46.669 do you want me to read you the plot instead The 00:15:46.669 --> 00:15:50.070 game is set in New York City in the year 2239, 00:15:50.389 --> 00:15:53.049 in a future where technology has developed a 00:15:53.049 --> 00:15:55.909 method to provide humans with eternal life by 00:15:55.909 --> 00:15:58.230 storing a person's consciousness in a memory 00:15:58.230 --> 00:16:01.269 bank and switching them between bodies. The player 00:16:01.269 --> 00:16:04.450 assumes the role of James Carra, a detective 00:16:04.450 --> 00:16:07.529 in the Mortality Department, who is investigating 00:16:07.529 --> 00:16:11.029 a series of murders perpetrated by a serial killer 00:16:11.029 --> 00:16:15.629 targeting the elite of the city. Kara is instructed 00:16:15.629 --> 00:16:18.090 by his boss to report the latest murder as an 00:16:18.090 --> 00:16:20.269 accident. He decides to investigate further. 00:16:20.529 --> 00:16:22.909 The game features multiple endings based on player 00:16:22.909 --> 00:16:28.149 choices made throughout play. So I don't believe 00:16:28.149 --> 00:16:32.629 that it is a very long game. I wouldn't expect 00:16:32.629 --> 00:16:35.509 it to be for a 25 quid price point standard and 00:16:35.509 --> 00:16:38.090 definitely wouldn't expect it to be for 7 quid. 00:16:38.470 --> 00:16:43.379 Graphics are really cool. I think from what I 00:16:43.379 --> 00:16:45.659 read before I bought it, there isn't really any 00:16:45.659 --> 00:16:48.240 combat, or if there is, it's extremely minimal. 00:16:48.419 --> 00:16:54.940 This is a narrative game. Kind of like Detroit 00:16:54.940 --> 00:17:04.140 Become Human, but less movable. I just watched 00:17:04.140 --> 00:17:05.920 the trailer. It's first person. You're walking 00:17:05.920 --> 00:17:08.380 around actually interacting, whereas that game's 00:17:08.380 --> 00:17:12.150 more like just... talking and stuff quick time 00:17:12.150 --> 00:17:18.990 events really and it's so far it is very fun 00:17:18.990 --> 00:17:21.789 everything I read on Reddit was people saying 00:17:21.789 --> 00:17:25.789 this game is amazing I just wanted something 00:17:25.789 --> 00:17:31.269 that could give me a story something that would 00:17:31.269 --> 00:17:35.319 actually be interesting to talk about And so 00:17:35.319 --> 00:17:38.720 far, it is pretty interesting. I'm not far in 00:17:38.720 --> 00:17:44.400 at all. But so far, what has happened is you're 00:17:44.400 --> 00:17:47.039 a detective who was on some kind of medical leave 00:17:47.039 --> 00:17:49.859 and you're trying to get back in the game. I'm 00:17:49.859 --> 00:17:52.920 120 years old, apparently. Everyone's fucking 00:17:52.920 --> 00:17:55.460 immortal. There's like a body auction thing. 00:17:55.539 --> 00:17:59.710 You know how now if you... Right now, did you 00:17:59.710 --> 00:18:02.130 opt out of the organ donor thing? Don't know. 00:18:02.230 --> 00:18:05.329 Did I? Right. So you'll be an organ donor. That's 00:18:05.329 --> 00:18:07.349 fine. Unless you opt out of it. It used to be 00:18:07.349 --> 00:18:08.869 the other way around. You'd have to opt in to 00:18:08.869 --> 00:18:10.630 being an organ donor, but they changed it not 00:18:10.630 --> 00:18:15.410 long ago where you have to opt out now. So you 00:18:15.410 --> 00:18:20.049 die. I'm still alive. I need your liver. Give 00:18:20.049 --> 00:18:22.670 me your liver. It's kind of like that, but with 00:18:22.670 --> 00:18:27.339 your body. So when you die... We'll take that. 00:18:28.039 --> 00:18:32.660 And then every Friday down the corner shop, we're 00:18:32.660 --> 00:18:35.559 going to auction off the bodies to people that 00:18:35.559 --> 00:18:37.559 want to bring their loved ones back and put their 00:18:37.559 --> 00:18:40.079 consciousness into a different body. It's a bit 00:18:40.079 --> 00:18:41.599 dark when you think about it. But that's what 00:18:41.599 --> 00:18:43.640 they do. Every Friday or something, they have 00:18:43.640 --> 00:18:46.920 a body auction. All different price points, all 00:18:46.920 --> 00:18:52.539 that shit. Much like cars and stuff like that, 00:18:52.579 --> 00:18:56.079 there's different tiers of bodies. oh, we've 00:18:56.079 --> 00:18:58.000 only got the cheap shit out the back or you want 00:18:58.000 --> 00:18:59.960 the premium stuff. You want the Henry Cavill. 00:18:59.960 --> 00:19:02.420 Yeah, like, what do you want? Cost you. What's 00:19:02.420 --> 00:19:07.079 going on? So that hasn't been explained a whole 00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:09.940 lot, but I know that that is there in this world. 00:19:11.799 --> 00:19:16.579 And yeah, I'm on some form of medical leave trying 00:19:16.579 --> 00:19:21.019 to get back into the force as a detective. And 00:19:21.019 --> 00:19:25.369 the police chief is like, we've got this. case 00:19:25.369 --> 00:19:28.410 but it has to be off the books and they was like 00:19:28.410 --> 00:19:31.109 that's the only way i can get you back in is 00:19:31.109 --> 00:19:34.730 by keeping it off the record so i'm on this case 00:19:34.730 --> 00:19:37.990 and uh yeah someone someone's been been murdered 00:19:37.990 --> 00:19:44.109 um basically i end up going going into this tower 00:19:44.109 --> 00:19:47.970 and when you go all the way up um these doors 00:19:47.970 --> 00:19:51.069 open and there's just a massive cherry tree and 00:19:51.069 --> 00:19:55.259 it's the last surviving cherry tree in the uh 00:19:55.259 --> 00:19:57.839 there were at a point now where like horses are 00:19:57.839 --> 00:20:00.019 extinct and shit like that i know this because 00:20:00.019 --> 00:20:02.559 when i'm walking around this room there's like 00:20:02.559 --> 00:20:05.779 a statue thing of a horse and someone like my 00:20:05.779 --> 00:20:09.819 partner that i'm talking to um she she's referring 00:20:09.819 --> 00:20:12.779 to them as like a mythical creature because she's 00:20:12.779 --> 00:20:15.759 not old enough to know like have seen a horse 00:20:15.759 --> 00:20:19.660 before um so you kind of get the gist that normal 00:20:19.660 --> 00:20:24.269 life isn't doesn't exist anymore And yeah, there's 00:20:24.269 --> 00:20:27.109 just this big fat geezer that's dangling with 00:20:27.109 --> 00:20:31.670 a rope around his neck from the tree, burnt to 00:20:31.670 --> 00:20:35.789 a crisp. The tree is on fire. And so far, what 00:20:35.789 --> 00:20:39.309 I've done is I've had to investigate what the 00:20:39.309 --> 00:20:42.009 fuck has gone on. Determined that there was another 00:20:42.009 --> 00:20:46.329 geezer that's forced this guy to essentially 00:20:46.329 --> 00:20:50.210 hang himself. And you use the reconstructor. 00:20:50.519 --> 00:20:52.359 which is what they were talking about, where 00:20:52.359 --> 00:20:55.460 it's like this ring gauntlet thing, and it basically 00:20:55.460 --> 00:21:01.039 allows you to almost turn back time and reveal 00:21:01.039 --> 00:21:03.519 what's happened, and you have to, like it says, 00:21:03.559 --> 00:21:05.700 find clues. So you'll come up with this bar, 00:21:05.940 --> 00:21:08.519 and there'll be a gold bit, and if you slide 00:21:08.519 --> 00:21:12.180 back to the gold bit, something pops up that 00:21:12.180 --> 00:21:14.099 you can step into, and then that's how you discover 00:21:14.099 --> 00:21:16.880 another clue. Sounds like the system in Cyberpunk 00:21:16.880 --> 00:21:19.440 when you watch the footage back. Yeah, yeah, 00:21:19.559 --> 00:21:21.660 yeah. Period. Yeah, there you go. Kind of like 00:21:21.660 --> 00:21:26.099 that. And yeah, the more clues you find, the 00:21:26.099 --> 00:21:30.140 more you piece the puzzle together. And what 00:21:30.140 --> 00:21:34.460 I've managed to deduce so far is that at some 00:21:34.460 --> 00:21:36.940 point this geyser was standing there and there's 00:21:36.940 --> 00:21:39.119 this electrical box on the floor and he's opened 00:21:39.119 --> 00:21:43.410 that up, pulled some wiring out. wrapped like 00:21:43.410 --> 00:21:46.230 wrapped it around his neck and then walked around 00:21:46.230 --> 00:21:50.170 the tree someone's pushed him over and then smashed 00:21:50.170 --> 00:21:53.710 his head whoever's done this is like wipe their 00:21:53.710 --> 00:21:56.809 prints of it so so in the in the in the what 00:21:56.809 --> 00:21:59.490 you're seeing you can't see the the murderer 00:21:59.490 --> 00:22:01.829 so to speak so you just see this geezer just 00:22:01.829 --> 00:22:03.369 fall over and then just get his head fucking 00:22:03.369 --> 00:22:06.009 slammed into the ground and then he runs upstairs 00:22:06.009 --> 00:22:09.130 and then you see him get pushed off the banister 00:22:09.130 --> 00:22:13.230 and then boom he's hanging From the tree. And 00:22:13.230 --> 00:22:15.009 that's basically as far as I've got. And then 00:22:15.009 --> 00:22:17.269 you radio into the police chief. And he's like. 00:22:17.650 --> 00:22:20.430 It's an accident. Put it down as an accident 00:22:20.430 --> 00:22:22.849 bruv. And you're like. It ain't a fucking accident. 00:22:23.029 --> 00:22:26.529 He's hanging from a tree. I've seen him get stabbed 00:22:26.529 --> 00:22:28.769 up. And then pushed off a banister. And he's 00:22:28.769 --> 00:22:31.730 like. No he didn't. He was like. If you. If you. 00:22:31.789 --> 00:22:34.430 Like the police are coming. If you don't mop 00:22:34.430 --> 00:22:37.609 up this scene. You're fucked. And the geezer's 00:22:37.609 --> 00:22:39.849 like. We've been mates for years. And you're 00:22:39.849 --> 00:22:42.200 going to do me like this. he's like yeah click 00:22:42.200 --> 00:22:46.119 and then it pops up with the option where it's 00:22:46.119 --> 00:22:49.819 like either leave the crime scene exactly how 00:22:49.819 --> 00:22:54.380 you found it or reverse it to a point of your 00:22:54.380 --> 00:22:57.319 choosing and it gives you that obviously I reversed 00:22:57.319 --> 00:23:00.519 it I'm not going to do what he's telling me to 00:23:00.519 --> 00:23:04.339 do because where's the fun in that so I rewound 00:23:04.339 --> 00:23:08.079 it to a point where he's still hanging but the 00:23:08.079 --> 00:23:13.559 tree hasn't blown up and is still alive and isn't 00:23:13.559 --> 00:23:15.700 on fire and he's not burnt so you'd be able to 00:23:15.700 --> 00:23:20.339 identify who this geezer is and yeah that's kind 00:23:20.339 --> 00:23:22.420 of as far as I've gotten there's things that 00:23:22.420 --> 00:23:24.480 happen in between that but that's more or less 00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:27.140 the gist of it and when a dialogue option comes 00:23:27.140 --> 00:23:29.799 up every now and then there's a section where 00:23:29.799 --> 00:23:33.079 it's got a padlock on it So I kind of have to 00:23:33.079 --> 00:23:34.960 work out how you unlock them because there's 00:23:34.960 --> 00:23:36.859 been a couple where I've obviously said the right 00:23:36.859 --> 00:23:40.779 thing to unlock that. And that's where I get 00:23:40.779 --> 00:23:44.460 that Detroit become human side of it where you're 00:23:44.460 --> 00:23:48.740 interacting certain ways with dialogue to progress 00:23:48.740 --> 00:23:51.319 it. And then it comes up with a little thing. 00:23:51.380 --> 00:23:53.559 You know how sometimes it's like a butterfly 00:23:53.559 --> 00:23:56.160 or some shit to denote that a change has happened 00:23:56.160 --> 00:23:59.700 in the story. It pops up that this has had an 00:23:59.700 --> 00:24:02.299 effect on the story or some shit like that. So 00:24:02.299 --> 00:24:06.359 it's just an exciting, easy, switch -your -brain 00:24:06.359 --> 00:24:09.200 -off type thing, but at the same time pay attention 00:24:09.200 --> 00:24:11.640 because it seems to be an interesting story. 00:24:12.140 --> 00:24:14.440 I just wanted something where I didn't have to 00:24:14.440 --> 00:24:19.880 interact too much. It's a graphic novel in video 00:24:19.880 --> 00:24:23.059 game format. Yeah, because I really enjoyed that 00:24:23.059 --> 00:24:28.700 with Detroit or Until Dawn or the Anthology series. 00:24:30.440 --> 00:24:33.000 where like obviously they're they're more horrors 00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:35.700 um but there's something about those types of 00:24:35.700 --> 00:24:39.519 games where you're you're not it's an action 00:24:39.519 --> 00:24:42.980 game an adventure game but you're you're not 00:24:42.980 --> 00:24:46.259 doing everything you're kind of just unlocking 00:24:46.259 --> 00:24:48.660 a series of cinematics but that's that's what 00:24:48.660 --> 00:24:51.019 you know what you're getting in for not something 00:24:51.019 --> 00:24:53.059 like final fantasy where you get a six hour long 00:24:53.059 --> 00:24:55.940 movie fucking just to just to progress to a next 00:24:55.940 --> 00:25:00.470 mission um So yeah, it's quite enjoyable. I don't 00:25:00.470 --> 00:25:02.950 know the play time. I will Google it though because 00:25:02.950 --> 00:25:06.630 I like to spoil it for myself. Let's have a look. 00:25:08.130 --> 00:25:12.670 Play time. Can't be long. It's not long at all. 00:25:13.569 --> 00:25:17.130 Five to eight hours. So you're pretty much done. 00:25:17.690 --> 00:25:19.829 Pretty much finished. I've done half an hour 00:25:19.829 --> 00:25:21.529 so we're about a third of the way through so 00:25:21.529 --> 00:25:24.549 it's almost over. Oh, wild. But shit like that 00:25:24.549 --> 00:25:26.430 for seven quid. Yeah, yeah. And it looks really 00:25:26.430 --> 00:25:28.329 good. Yeah, I just watched a video of it. It 00:25:28.329 --> 00:25:30.230 looks pretty... Yeah, it's a cool game, man. 00:25:30.309 --> 00:25:32.650 So that's what I'm... That's what I'm dabbling 00:25:32.650 --> 00:25:36.250 into at the moment until the next patch of World 00:25:36.250 --> 00:25:39.650 of Warcraft comes out. And then I'm gone. I'm 00:25:39.650 --> 00:25:44.549 fucking... I'm fucking gone. What are you looking 00:25:44.549 --> 00:25:47.170 at me like for? Nothing. I've just been playing 00:25:47.170 --> 00:25:49.289 the same shit I was playing last week. Can you 00:25:49.289 --> 00:25:53.069 remember what they are? Rematch? Yep. And... 00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:56.880 What was you playing last week? You filthy, filthy 00:25:56.880 --> 00:26:02.539 man. Rematch and... Ah, Outlaws. Nope. You stopped 00:26:02.539 --> 00:26:04.240 playing Outlaws. I haven't even started playing 00:26:04.240 --> 00:26:05.940 it. You haven't started playing Outlaws because 00:26:05.940 --> 00:26:11.319 you're too busy playing fucking... You got it. 00:26:11.380 --> 00:26:14.440 You got it, man. Well done. What are you fucking 00:26:14.440 --> 00:26:21.400 playing? Rematch and... Do you want me to tell 00:26:21.400 --> 00:26:25.390 you? Yeah, but I do know what it is. It's Warhammer. 00:26:25.690 --> 00:26:31.269 Warhammer Darktide. No. No, Warhammer... Rogue... 00:26:31.269 --> 00:26:35.569 Rogue Trader. Correct. That's the one. Warhammer 00:26:35.569 --> 00:26:38.069 Rogue Trader. Yep, still plodding along there. 00:26:38.069 --> 00:26:40.329 How's that going? What's the playtime for that? 00:26:40.390 --> 00:26:43.130 Let's have a look. Oh, stop it. Don't tell me. 00:26:43.269 --> 00:26:48.869 Don't ruin it for me. I won't. Warhammer... Go 00:26:48.869 --> 00:26:52.140 on, carry on. Yeah, I'm loving it. It was just, 00:26:52.160 --> 00:26:55.140 you know, just going along, doing my thing. Same 00:26:55.140 --> 00:26:57.599 as I was in Baldur's Gate, making terrible decisions. 00:26:58.420 --> 00:27:00.400 I'm sure my character's going to come to a horrible 00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:03.839 end. That was on Deal, and I was having a look 00:27:03.839 --> 00:27:05.680 at that, and it looks quite cool. Yeah, I love 00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:07.000 it. Obviously not my thing, but it does look 00:27:07.000 --> 00:27:10.240 quite cool. Wow. I've made a deal with a fucking 00:27:10.240 --> 00:27:14.700 chaos god, obviously, because I'm a sicko. Yep. 00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:18.940 Standard. That is your... I'm lying to the inquisitors 00:27:18.940 --> 00:27:23.359 of the fucking Lord Emperor himself. I'm fucking... 00:27:23.359 --> 00:27:27.240 I went to the bows of my ship and just basically 00:27:27.240 --> 00:27:31.059 ordered everyone to just... We're starving. All 00:27:31.059 --> 00:27:35.740 right, less food. We're running out of oxygen 00:27:35.740 --> 00:27:37.420 in here. We haven't got enough purified air. 00:27:37.539 --> 00:27:40.609 Less oxygen. Basically, the geysers are running. 00:27:40.769 --> 00:27:43.549 I'm like, what are you doing on my ship? What's 00:27:43.549 --> 00:27:45.589 this oxygen problem? He's like, oh, well, we 00:27:45.589 --> 00:27:50.769 use three cycles. I was like, make it one. Why 00:27:50.769 --> 00:27:54.930 are you doing this? Because it's fun, isn't it, 00:27:54.930 --> 00:27:57.509 to be an arsehole? I'm not an arsehole. The way 00:27:57.509 --> 00:28:00.089 I see it, and I've said this before, I'm a really 00:28:00.089 --> 00:28:02.890 nice guy. I'll help old ladies across the road. 00:28:03.089 --> 00:28:05.130 I'm very polite. I say, I hope you have a wonderful 00:28:05.130 --> 00:28:07.430 day to people in the street once, you know, we've 00:28:07.430 --> 00:28:11.089 conversed or in the shops. So if I can't be a 00:28:11.089 --> 00:28:13.630 fucking horrible cunt in a video game, then I 00:28:13.630 --> 00:28:15.650 never will be. So I may as well make a most of 00:28:15.650 --> 00:28:18.150 it. Yeah, that's true. And it's hard, isn't it? 00:28:18.150 --> 00:28:20.849 Because the trouble is with Alcat games, which 00:28:20.849 --> 00:28:23.049 is the ones that make the Baldur's Gate kind 00:28:23.049 --> 00:28:26.789 of likes, they're probably like the leading pioneers 00:28:26.789 --> 00:28:30.339 of... the CRPG, other than Baldur's Gate being, 00:28:30.420 --> 00:28:34.920 like, the standout AAA version. But they're the 00:28:34.920 --> 00:28:38.259 ones that consistently pump stuff out. They have, 00:28:38.380 --> 00:28:42.099 like... They have, like... You'll have, like, 00:28:42.119 --> 00:28:43.960 three options in the game. So you'll have, like, 00:28:43.960 --> 00:28:49.319 dogmatic, ironclad, and, like, heretical. Obviously, 00:28:49.339 --> 00:28:51.440 there's other options you can pick, but if you 00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:53.559 start down one of them paths, you kind of want 00:28:53.559 --> 00:28:55.779 to go all in on one of them paths, because... 00:28:55.779 --> 00:28:58.549 What is that? It's like a dialogue choice. So 00:28:58.549 --> 00:28:59.730 it could be like, what do you want to do with 00:28:59.730 --> 00:29:02.750 this person? You could be like dogmatic. You're 00:29:02.750 --> 00:29:06.670 for the emperor, so take his food. Rage yourself 00:29:06.670 --> 00:29:08.210 up. Or you could be like a heretical and just 00:29:08.210 --> 00:29:11.910 be like, let the dogs eat him. Whatever. You 00:29:11.910 --> 00:29:14.329 know what I mean? It's like that. So you kind 00:29:14.329 --> 00:29:18.089 of want to pick a path and stick with it because 00:29:18.089 --> 00:29:21.710 once you get to a certain point in these games, 00:29:23.279 --> 00:29:25.980 The leveling up system always splits and you'll 00:29:25.980 --> 00:29:30.900 get into an ascension where whatever you've picked, 00:29:31.140 --> 00:29:35.259 whatever your lineage is, if you're a heretical 00:29:35.259 --> 00:29:39.299 or a bad guy, in D &D terms it would be neutral 00:29:39.299 --> 00:29:43.059 good or lawful good or just chaotic evil. Once 00:29:43.059 --> 00:29:45.519 you've picked one of these paths, you will ascend 00:29:45.519 --> 00:29:49.019 and you'll be able to choose certain things, 00:29:49.160 --> 00:29:51.799 but you have to have enough of a rank in this. 00:29:52.589 --> 00:29:56.150 in this thing so yeah just kind of worth sticking 00:29:56.150 --> 00:29:58.089 with it and you know there's definitely been 00:29:58.089 --> 00:30:00.349 some options where i'm like i'm not comfortable 00:30:00.349 --> 00:30:04.509 picking the heretical um option here but i've 00:30:04.509 --> 00:30:08.490 kind of you know i've chosen my path and early 00:30:08.490 --> 00:30:10.750 on like pretty much at the beginning of the game 00:30:10.750 --> 00:30:13.309 it kind of forced me to make a decision whether 00:30:13.309 --> 00:30:16.109 i wanted to make a deal with a fucking chaos 00:30:16.109 --> 00:30:19.569 god so i was like well if i'm gonna do that then 00:30:20.629 --> 00:30:22.589 I've kind of sealed my own fate, haven't I? So, 00:30:22.630 --> 00:30:25.869 yeah. Bit of a cunt. What's the most controversial 00:30:25.869 --> 00:30:29.190 thing you've done so far? What's the worst thing 00:30:29.190 --> 00:30:32.450 you've done so far? It's Warhammer, bro. There's 00:30:32.450 --> 00:30:35.589 been a lot of bad shit. I'm God. You've died 00:30:35.589 --> 00:30:37.730 and you've come to the pearly gates. And you 00:30:37.730 --> 00:30:41.069 want in. And I've got a book here. I've got a 00:30:41.069 --> 00:30:45.099 list here of all the shit that you've done. And 00:30:45.099 --> 00:30:47.500 I'm picking through trying to find the worst 00:30:47.500 --> 00:30:49.440 thing that you've done. Any excuse to not let 00:30:49.440 --> 00:30:54.859 you into my house. What the fuck's... Out of 00:30:54.859 --> 00:30:56.680 that list, what's a couple of things that I'm 00:30:56.680 --> 00:30:58.140 going to pull out of there? Well, I'm just going 00:30:58.140 --> 00:31:00.119 to say one because I don't think you need more 00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:10.880 than the one. I'm already not liking this. Go 00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:19.269 on. Well, I wouldn't. I'm worried if you're nervous. 00:31:19.309 --> 00:31:22.109 No, it's not nervous. Just when you say it out 00:31:22.109 --> 00:31:26.009 loud, doesn't it? It sounds pretty bad. Go on. 00:31:26.069 --> 00:31:29.210 I left an entire planet to die for the people. 00:31:31.130 --> 00:31:34.490 What do you mean? What do you mean? I had the 00:31:34.490 --> 00:31:37.549 option that basically this whole planet is just, 00:31:37.589 --> 00:31:40.549 it's fucked. Yeah. The planet gets invaded. And 00:31:40.549 --> 00:31:44.829 then like the good version is, you know. We can 00:31:44.829 --> 00:31:46.730 put them all out there in misery, man, and basically 00:31:46.730 --> 00:31:52.690 nuke them. They have to die. Yeah, I think you 00:31:52.690 --> 00:31:56.529 can save some people, but I said I'm not going 00:31:56.529 --> 00:31:59.069 to bother saving anyone. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you 00:31:59.069 --> 00:32:01.910 can basically nuke them in a roundabout way, 00:32:01.990 --> 00:32:03.730 like destroy everyone, because they're getting 00:32:03.730 --> 00:32:05.210 taken over, so they're just going to be tormented 00:32:05.210 --> 00:32:07.789 souls. They're going to be fucking used at these 00:32:07.789 --> 00:32:11.190 fucking aliens, fucking whim, essentially, used 00:32:11.190 --> 00:32:14.890 as tools. Yeah, I was just like, that's a waste 00:32:14.890 --> 00:32:19.250 of resources. The numbers don't add up here. 00:32:19.349 --> 00:32:21.390 Yeah, the numbers are numbering. I've got one 00:32:21.390 --> 00:32:25.190 nuclear missile. Yeah. I've got hundreds, but 00:32:25.190 --> 00:32:27.230 I don't want to spend one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:32:27.369 --> 00:32:31.549 No, you have to align with some fucking satellite 00:32:31.549 --> 00:32:33.829 thing and then blow up this. It's literally just 00:32:33.829 --> 00:32:36.829 a dialogue choice, but there was a lot of unhappy 00:32:36.829 --> 00:32:39.269 people aboard my ship. It was just like, whoa, 00:32:39.529 --> 00:32:42.470 what do you mean? It was just like, yeah. We're 00:32:42.470 --> 00:32:44.230 going to leave him. I'm off to bed. So you went, 00:32:44.369 --> 00:32:47.170 what's your character? Have you got a name? Yeah. 00:32:47.309 --> 00:32:51.690 What's the name? Corvus Crow. Corvus Crow. Mr. 00:32:51.869 --> 00:32:56.170 Mr. Crow. We've been running the numbers. We've 00:32:56.170 --> 00:32:58.069 done what you asked and we've, we've, we've, 00:32:58.190 --> 00:33:01.410 we've cut down the, the oxygen purification cycle 00:33:01.410 --> 00:33:07.420 from three down to one. Yep. Just FYI, everyone's 00:33:07.420 --> 00:33:10.460 now at a level where they're very dangerously 00:33:10.460 --> 00:33:13.220 close to death. Yeah, for sure. I'm just letting 00:33:13.220 --> 00:33:17.279 you know that. We've done an inventory take, 00:33:17.440 --> 00:33:23.319 a stock take. We've got 100 nukes. Realistically, 00:33:23.339 --> 00:33:27.539 we only need maybe like 70 of these nukes. The 00:33:27.539 --> 00:33:32.319 planet that's below us, any chance of us using 00:33:32.319 --> 00:33:37.869 one to sort of... do some lesser of evil and 00:33:37.869 --> 00:33:41.250 put these lot out of their misery. It's just 00:33:41.250 --> 00:33:43.930 one. We've got plenty of spare. Plenty of spare. 00:33:44.029 --> 00:33:46.950 Since we cut down the oxygen and now everyone's 00:33:46.950 --> 00:33:51.470 just eating bacon rashers, we've got a surplus. 00:33:52.210 --> 00:33:56.769 Let them burn. Let them burn. Don't put them 00:33:56.769 --> 00:33:59.529 out of their misery. Okay. Put the nuke back. 00:33:59.990 --> 00:34:02.789 Put it back. Yeah, but I say, it's just one of 00:34:02.789 --> 00:34:04.390 the emotions. I don't... particularly want to 00:34:04.390 --> 00:34:05.869 pick, but because I've already made the deal 00:34:05.869 --> 00:34:07.789 with a god, I'm kind of like, you know, I'm sticking 00:34:07.789 --> 00:34:09.630 true to... The thing is, they're already going 00:34:09.630 --> 00:34:11.730 to... They're going to die anyway. Yeah, yeah, 00:34:11.750 --> 00:34:13.989 yeah. So why bother wasting your time? You see? 00:34:14.789 --> 00:34:17.050 Yeah, no, I'll probably be with you because that's 00:34:17.050 --> 00:34:19.309 a lot of effort. You go, I've got to do this. 00:34:19.469 --> 00:34:23.070 And are you in charge of that planet? Are you 00:34:23.070 --> 00:34:24.949 in charge of those people? I'm in charge of the 00:34:24.949 --> 00:34:27.349 spaceship. The spaceship. I was down there doing 00:34:27.349 --> 00:34:30.230 some business. Yeah. Planet got invaded. I fought 00:34:30.230 --> 00:34:32.690 my way off it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know. 00:34:33.039 --> 00:34:36.739 You're in a corner shop and you've picked up 00:34:36.739 --> 00:34:39.780 a Lucozade Sport and a packet of Quavers and 00:34:39.780 --> 00:34:43.380 you've... Cadbury's Chocolate Bar, why not? Marvellous 00:34:43.380 --> 00:34:46.099 creations. And you've purchased these items. 00:34:46.980 --> 00:34:49.840 You're sweet. You have no ties to this person 00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:52.199 whatsoever. You're in some random... You're in 00:34:52.199 --> 00:34:55.599 North Greenwich. Nice. It's got no fucking... 00:34:55.599 --> 00:35:00.380 No connections with us whatsoever. And you've 00:35:00.380 --> 00:35:02.539 paid for your items and as you're about to leave, 00:35:03.110 --> 00:35:06.949 Someone's petrol bombed the place. Not your problem. 00:35:07.670 --> 00:35:10.929 As far as we're concerned, you've gone in there 00:35:10.929 --> 00:35:13.429 for one thing, well, three things, technically. 00:35:13.909 --> 00:35:17.769 Food. Food. Yum. Three items of food and drink. 00:35:18.110 --> 00:35:21.750 And you have purchased said items and then left 00:35:21.750 --> 00:35:24.050 the store. So the fact that someone's come in 00:35:24.050 --> 00:35:25.969 and petrol bombed the place, that's not your 00:35:25.969 --> 00:35:29.230 problem. Shopkeepers burning alive. Again, it's 00:35:29.230 --> 00:35:33.079 not your problem. You could. Pour the Lucozade 00:35:33.079 --> 00:35:35.579 Sport over him and put him out. But then why 00:35:35.579 --> 00:35:38.460 waste the Lucozade Sport? Firsty, man. Firsty. 00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:40.980 You could buy another one after, but at the same 00:35:40.980 --> 00:35:42.780 time, that's an inconvenience because now the 00:35:42.780 --> 00:35:44.699 shop's just burnt down. So where am I going to 00:35:44.699 --> 00:35:46.940 get another one? I'm going to have to go to another 00:35:46.940 --> 00:35:49.039 shop. And what if it happens again? There's a 00:35:49.039 --> 00:35:50.940 problem here. There might be a pattern unveiling. 00:35:51.579 --> 00:35:54.980 So I'm with you. Really, it's not your business. 00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:56.840 It's not my business. It's not your business. 00:35:56.860 --> 00:35:58.780 I'm trying to make it my business. Yeah. Who's 00:35:58.780 --> 00:36:01.019 trying to make it your business? Well, everyone 00:36:01.019 --> 00:36:02.780 on the ship's got something to say. But why have 00:36:02.780 --> 00:36:05.360 they got something to say? I'm a big deal. But 00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:07.300 you're the captain. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not the 00:36:07.300 --> 00:36:10.239 captain. I'm the rogue trader, bro. So why can't 00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:12.539 you deal with these lot? I did deal with it. 00:36:12.599 --> 00:36:16.880 I said to them, literally, someone... I came 00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:18.980 back up from that bottom of the deck and then 00:36:18.980 --> 00:36:22.500 I went and spoke to my master of arms and I explained 00:36:22.500 --> 00:36:24.480 to her the situation down there. I said, you've 00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:28.480 let that get out of hand. And she said, I have. 00:36:29.000 --> 00:36:31.940 I'm sorry. Yeah. Please punish me accordingly. 00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:34.980 So how did that punishment go? There was many 00:36:34.980 --> 00:36:38.960 options. One was like 100 whips. Yeah. Boring. 00:36:39.179 --> 00:36:41.159 Yeah, there's loads of different stuff. I just 00:36:41.159 --> 00:36:44.159 took the nice version, which genuinely was. Yeah. 00:36:44.320 --> 00:36:46.920 And I said, you punish yourself accordingly. 00:36:47.239 --> 00:36:49.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do what you need to do. 00:36:49.840 --> 00:36:51.780 She said she was going to go and flail herself 00:36:51.780 --> 00:36:55.139 in the flailing chamber. whatever that is yeah 00:36:55.139 --> 00:36:58.699 so i said best of luck and then i said and i 00:36:58.699 --> 00:37:01.500 said see you in my quarters because she she said 00:37:01.500 --> 00:37:03.900 she saw a scar on my neck and she was attracted 00:37:03.900 --> 00:37:08.440 to it yeah and we had relations relations yeah 00:37:08.440 --> 00:37:11.219 and then i think after that i like that from 00:37:11.219 --> 00:37:13.500 a from a leadership point of view where you come 00:37:13.500 --> 00:37:16.219 upstairs and you go you've let that get our hand 00:37:17.579 --> 00:37:19.760 You know what I mean? Everyone's pissed off because 00:37:19.760 --> 00:37:23.800 you as the leader have refused to do what is 00:37:23.800 --> 00:37:26.260 the lesser of two evils. And I love that you 00:37:26.260 --> 00:37:29.619 just palm that off to someone, a delegate, and 00:37:29.619 --> 00:37:32.880 go, you've done that, now fix it. Well, I've 00:37:32.880 --> 00:37:36.320 already fixed it. One cycle of air purification. 00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:39.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No food rations. Yeah. Can 00:37:39.280 --> 00:37:42.659 we bring this down to a 0 .5? Yeah. Because we 00:37:42.659 --> 00:37:46.119 will if we can. Well, the problem is, after I've 00:37:46.119 --> 00:37:51.239 done that, it come up saying that the lower sections 00:37:51.239 --> 00:37:56.199 of the ship is now so disgusting and putrid and 00:37:56.199 --> 00:38:01.960 oozy that it's kind of like a festering ooze 00:38:01.960 --> 00:38:05.340 of disgust. So I've actually got some buffs in 00:38:05.340 --> 00:38:08.420 ship combat where it doesn't burn so much anymore. 00:38:08.679 --> 00:38:14.360 And if I get invaded by chaos, the putrid scum. 00:38:15.230 --> 00:38:18.969 will help defend the ship. What do you mean help 00:38:18.969 --> 00:38:21.150 defend the ship as in repel everything? Yeah, 00:38:21.170 --> 00:38:24.210 they're fucking morphing into fucking chaotic 00:38:24.210 --> 00:38:29.210 goo monsters. I came back up with a rash. Oh, 00:38:29.230 --> 00:38:32.429 the actual crew? Yeah. I came back up with a 00:38:32.429 --> 00:38:34.989 rash that I had to deal with. They come up saying, 00:38:35.050 --> 00:38:37.050 you've caught a rash from being in the pestilence 00:38:37.050 --> 00:38:39.570 for so long. Find a way to deal with your rash 00:38:39.570 --> 00:38:43.800 or take minus 10 dodge fucking... accuracy and 00:38:43.800 --> 00:38:46.320 something else forever. So you've allowed your 00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:49.579 ship to get into such a state that pestilence... 00:38:49.579 --> 00:38:51.719 No, no, no. You need to understand that a rogue 00:38:51.719 --> 00:38:56.480 trader void ship is not a fucking ship. Let me 00:38:56.480 --> 00:38:59.579 Google it. Google what a fucking void ship, rogue 00:38:59.579 --> 00:39:02.940 trader void ship looks like, bro. It is a fucking 00:39:02.940 --> 00:39:07.340 planet itself. It has places you would never 00:39:07.340 --> 00:39:12.500 even visit. Oh, that's big. Yeah, yeah. That 00:39:12.500 --> 00:39:17.199 is big. Let's ask Google. That's a big old ship. 00:39:17.380 --> 00:39:21.800 What is the average crew size on a Rogue Traders 00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:29.000 Void ship? That is a big old ship. Jesus. Yeah, 00:39:29.019 --> 00:39:31.059 no, it's quite... Big old cannons on the front 00:39:31.059 --> 00:39:34.559 of it. Oh, it's powerful, bro. So they have a 00:39:34.559 --> 00:39:39.260 crew of 26 ,000. That's just the crew. But they 00:39:39.260 --> 00:39:43.460 have, like, entire... that live below and it 00:39:43.460 --> 00:39:45.519 just gets worse and worse as you go down the 00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:47.599 decks you're in charge of all of that no no I 00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:50.059 just deal with the main stuff but I had a problem 00:39:50.059 --> 00:39:53.559 arise and I was like Mr Road Trader sir don't 00:39:53.559 --> 00:39:54.780 you go down there and deal with it I was like 00:39:54.780 --> 00:39:57.159 get out of my way I need to see to my people 00:39:57.159 --> 00:39:59.159 yeah but you are you are the big cheese I'm the 00:39:59.159 --> 00:40:00.719 cheese and I went down there holding my nose 00:40:00.719 --> 00:40:07.489 and ugh filth it is bad man it is bad there's 00:40:07.489 --> 00:40:09.949 like there's people I found I walked into a room 00:40:09.949 --> 00:40:14.610 filth it is filth I walked into a room and there's 00:40:14.610 --> 00:40:17.150 loads of people turned around startled they were 00:40:17.150 --> 00:40:20.150 like ah and I caught them fucking playing around 00:40:20.150 --> 00:40:24.230 with guns and that and they were like oh you're 00:40:24.230 --> 00:40:26.369 the rogue trader what are you doing here and 00:40:26.369 --> 00:40:28.010 I was like that's fucking right I am the rogue 00:40:28.010 --> 00:40:30.190 trader what are you doing and they were like 00:40:30.190 --> 00:40:32.309 oh just you know playing with guns and that you 00:40:32.309 --> 00:40:36.590 shouldn't have guns But I like it. So now basically 00:40:36.590 --> 00:40:39.769 just give these thugs weapons and just allowed 00:40:39.769 --> 00:40:43.869 them to rule that zone. Because I thought, good 00:40:43.869 --> 00:40:47.710 ingenuity on your behalf. Sourcing weapons. You 00:40:47.710 --> 00:40:49.550 know, well done. They're the kind of people I 00:40:49.550 --> 00:40:52.289 need. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Savages. Are you not 00:40:52.289 --> 00:40:55.190 worried about them forming a mutiny? No, because 00:40:55.190 --> 00:40:57.289 it's a long way to the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:40:57.550 --> 00:41:01.579 And I've got a chaos god on my side. So, you 00:41:01.579 --> 00:41:03.260 know, if anything's about to go wrong, I'll just 00:41:03.260 --> 00:41:08.400 go, oh, chaos god, save me. I don't know if that's 00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:15.280 how it'll go, but... So, pestilence has birthed 00:41:15.280 --> 00:41:18.719 in the lower bowels of your void ship. Yeah, 00:41:18.719 --> 00:41:20.659 it's disgusting. There's, like, vats of yellow 00:41:20.659 --> 00:41:23.239 liquid and all sorts. It's gross, man. Is anyone 00:41:23.239 --> 00:41:25.420 dealing with this, or...? Yeah, I've got a guy 00:41:25.420 --> 00:41:28.320 down there. He's trying his best. He's got a 00:41:28.320 --> 00:41:31.449 lot to deal with. He's got a lot to deal with. 00:41:32.869 --> 00:41:37.510 He's got a lot going on. There's a 25 ,000 person 00:41:37.510 --> 00:41:41.010 crew here. And I've sent one bloke into the pestilence 00:41:41.010 --> 00:41:43.789 to try and just clean it up. The janitor. It's 00:41:43.789 --> 00:41:45.369 grim down there, man. They're burning people 00:41:45.369 --> 00:41:47.769 alive because they smell and that. It's mental. 00:41:48.010 --> 00:41:50.750 Yeah. There's trains running down there. Everywhere 00:41:50.750 --> 00:41:52.829 you walk, people are trying to kill themselves. 00:41:53.210 --> 00:41:55.429 It's crazy. What, really? Yeah, yeah. They're 00:41:55.429 --> 00:41:57.730 trying to jump off a fucking, jump onto train 00:41:57.730 --> 00:42:00.329 tracks. Someone jumped into a fan. Why don't 00:42:00.329 --> 00:42:03.869 they just go up? You can't just go up. It doesn't 00:42:03.869 --> 00:42:05.820 work like that. Well, I don't know. I've been 00:42:05.820 --> 00:42:07.099 born into these luxuries. Well, you've managed 00:42:07.099 --> 00:42:09.699 to fucking go down. Yeah, because I'm allowed. 00:42:09.940 --> 00:42:11.860 I've run this shit. Is there a lift? So there's 00:42:11.860 --> 00:42:14.340 a lift. Yeah. Ding! Good luck getting up there, 00:42:14.380 --> 00:42:16.519 mate. How does that work, though? Who's watching 00:42:16.519 --> 00:42:20.780 the lift? Many, many guards. Armed response units. 00:42:21.119 --> 00:42:23.900 So it's a prison? Essentially, yeah. You wouldn't 00:42:23.900 --> 00:42:26.739 want to live down there. The reality is, in like... 00:42:26.739 --> 00:42:30.039 So why bother having that sort of class system? 00:42:30.099 --> 00:42:32.880 Because what good can come from that very bottom 00:42:32.880 --> 00:42:35.750 floor? Because... Why not bring them all up so 00:42:35.750 --> 00:42:38.130 that they can be a bit better? Sacrifices must 00:42:38.130 --> 00:42:40.969 be made. Some of them are getting eaten, I'm 00:42:40.969 --> 00:42:45.110 sure. It's a bad... You know how dark Warhammer 00:42:45.110 --> 00:42:47.650 is. Yeah. When you play a game like this, you 00:42:47.650 --> 00:42:50.110 realise it is much darker than you really thought 00:42:50.110 --> 00:42:53.489 it was. It is fucking disgusting. There's people 00:42:53.489 --> 00:42:57.150 that have fought this shit, wrote it down, and 00:42:57.150 --> 00:42:58.989 then someone else has made a game of it and then 00:42:58.989 --> 00:43:00.889 made their own spin on stuff, and you're like... 00:43:01.130 --> 00:43:04.130 Have you had these thoughts, you maniac? Let 00:43:04.130 --> 00:43:07.650 me press that option. Yeah, yeah. Most of the 00:43:07.650 --> 00:43:08.949 time it's just to see what happens. You're like, 00:43:08.989 --> 00:43:11.769 surely not. Oh, yeah, you did. It's gross, man. 00:43:11.829 --> 00:43:16.030 It's disgusting. But yeah, much like my boy Rain 00:43:16.030 --> 00:43:18.550 Dolo, I'm sure I'm coming to a terrible end. 00:43:18.809 --> 00:43:22.150 But Rain Dolo done it for sacrifice. I feel like 00:43:22.150 --> 00:43:26.480 Corvus is... In my head, Corvus... Because you 00:43:26.480 --> 00:43:27.960 have to choose your backstory and all that stuff. 00:43:28.099 --> 00:43:29.860 So I went, oh, he was born on a death world, 00:43:29.940 --> 00:43:32.000 which is a horrible place. Yada, yada, yada. 00:43:32.380 --> 00:43:35.159 Born on a death world. Yeah, I don't know what 00:43:35.159 --> 00:43:37.239 a death world is, but they're not very nice places. 00:43:37.480 --> 00:43:41.820 He was born on one. He was a smuggler. Then he 00:43:41.820 --> 00:43:44.739 become a... What do you want to call it? A crime 00:43:44.739 --> 00:43:47.539 lord, essentially. He was tortured at some point. 00:43:47.599 --> 00:43:48.900 You have to give yourself positive and negative 00:43:48.900 --> 00:43:50.559 traits and they give you different abilities 00:43:50.559 --> 00:43:54.829 and stuff. So, yeah, I'm... you know i'm a bit 00:43:54.829 --> 00:43:58.010 of a bit of a nasty geezer but i had like a heart 00:43:58.010 --> 00:44:00.710 i had a code that i lived by and then yeah when 00:44:00.710 --> 00:44:03.269 i made this like deal with this day i kind of 00:44:03.269 --> 00:44:06.489 feel like he's been corrupted a bit now so he's 00:44:06.489 --> 00:44:09.650 not really himself anymore anyway so these decisions 00:44:09.650 --> 00:44:12.039 aren't really his own But what's interesting 00:44:12.039 --> 00:44:14.019 is, do you know what Corvus... So you're just 00:44:14.019 --> 00:44:17.460 blowing that off like that. So you're just going, 00:44:17.579 --> 00:44:19.079 well, it's not me. Well, it ain't me doing it. 00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:21.219 It's Corvus, isn't it? Yeah, but you're defending 00:44:21.219 --> 00:44:23.559 Corvus by saying, well, it's not him, is it? 00:44:23.639 --> 00:44:25.659 He's obviously been corrupted by something. Yeah, 00:44:25.699 --> 00:44:27.179 because he... So this is not him. Because he 00:44:27.179 --> 00:44:31.010 has. My Corvus... that I created in my own brain. 00:44:31.190 --> 00:44:33.530 Yeah. He was like more of a Han Solo. You're 00:44:33.530 --> 00:44:35.730 like a naughty smuggler. He'd do stuff for a 00:44:35.730 --> 00:44:38.110 few credits here and there. I'm a naughty smuggler. 00:44:38.150 --> 00:44:40.409 Yeah, you know, he'd do a bit of arms dealing, 00:44:40.489 --> 00:44:45.030 no arm done. But, you know, when he became, when 00:44:45.030 --> 00:44:46.929 he got corrupted by his thing, now he's doing 00:44:46.929 --> 00:44:49.369 things that, whoa, that's a bit unlike you. I 00:44:49.369 --> 00:44:51.329 love that you've come up with this random character 00:44:51.329 --> 00:44:55.809 and have that backstory and then, and then have 00:44:55.809 --> 00:44:59.659 gone so deep into it as, He's now corrupted and 00:44:59.659 --> 00:45:03.420 the character that you created has been taken 00:45:03.420 --> 00:45:10.440 over, governed by your own actions. I love these 00:45:10.440 --> 00:45:12.900 games, man, because I get so into it. I make 00:45:12.900 --> 00:45:14.719 my own characters and then they'll live forever 00:45:14.719 --> 00:45:19.300 in my memory. So can you go down... What happens 00:45:19.300 --> 00:45:22.159 when you go down into the pestilence? What do 00:45:22.159 --> 00:45:24.119 you mean? Do you start... Well, you get a rash. 00:45:24.679 --> 00:45:27.320 I got a rash. This time I got a rash, yeah. I 00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:29.119 don't normally go down there. It's only because, 00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:32.619 like, I basically had some fucking deaf cultist 00:45:32.619 --> 00:45:35.559 woman go, yeah, you're fucking, you're such and 00:45:35.559 --> 00:45:37.940 such. It's just these people. I was flying in 00:45:37.940 --> 00:45:40.119 the void ship. I got interrupted out of the galaxy 00:45:40.119 --> 00:45:43.699 map saying, sorry, fucking such and such wants 00:45:43.699 --> 00:45:45.239 to have a word with you. I'm like, who is disturbing 00:45:45.239 --> 00:45:48.679 me? You know, I'm fucking, I'm... I'm playing 00:45:48.679 --> 00:45:50.739 with my toys. I'm on my throne. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:53.380 The throne just turns as well, like, on a rotor. 00:45:54.619 --> 00:45:57.639 So sick. And then these fucking deaf cultists 00:45:57.639 --> 00:46:01.480 just walk in, prisoners fucking bound by their 00:46:01.480 --> 00:46:04.940 hands, walking in a line. As they're walking 00:46:04.940 --> 00:46:08.420 down the fucking carpet leading towards me, either 00:46:08.420 --> 00:46:10.219 side of them, we've got these deaf cultist women 00:46:10.219 --> 00:46:13.199 fucking spinning around with swords in their 00:46:13.199 --> 00:46:15.800 hands, cutting them. There's just blood squirting 00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:17.179 everywhere. I was like, oh, you're messing the 00:46:17.179 --> 00:46:19.880 floor up for stars. And then she was like, oh. 00:46:20.409 --> 00:46:22.429 you're the rogue trader, I want to worship you 00:46:22.429 --> 00:46:23.730 and be your shadow, I was like, you're fucked, 00:46:23.889 --> 00:46:25.349 she's hard as fuck, she's the best character 00:46:25.349 --> 00:46:27.349 ever, I didn't realise she was a DLC character 00:46:27.349 --> 00:46:30.750 that I bought, but, nevertheless, so she was 00:46:30.750 --> 00:46:32.469 like, yeah, I'm death cult, blah, blah, blah, 00:46:32.469 --> 00:46:33.989 I'll be your shadow, and then you get to have 00:46:33.989 --> 00:46:36.369 her as your party member, I was like, yeah, alright. 00:46:37.199 --> 00:46:38.980 And she was like, oh, yeah, you want to see the 00:46:38.980 --> 00:46:40.840 spider temple that we come from? It's in the 00:46:40.840 --> 00:46:42.719 bottom of the ship. You've got to find it. So 00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:44.059 that's why I went down there to have a little 00:46:44.059 --> 00:46:46.000 look. There's a fucking spider temple. Yeah, 00:46:46.019 --> 00:46:48.260 there's a whole temple dedicated to fucking... 00:46:48.260 --> 00:46:50.639 This is mental. Like I say, the game... I listened 00:46:50.639 --> 00:46:52.500 to a podcast on the way here about Warhammer 00:46:52.500 --> 00:46:54.860 lore. It's just mental. As I say, I can't believe 00:46:54.860 --> 00:46:57.119 people come up with this shit. It's disgusting. 00:46:57.659 --> 00:47:00.000 It's fascinating, but disgusting. Whenever I 00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:01.840 think of Warhammer, one of the only things that 00:47:01.840 --> 00:47:04.440 springs... One of the things, sorry, that springs 00:47:04.440 --> 00:47:09.369 to mind... straight away is the the is the the 00:47:09.369 --> 00:47:13.690 baby angels yeah those things the fetuses that 00:47:13.690 --> 00:47:16.289 are angels they're supposed to represent like 00:47:16.289 --> 00:47:20.309 the um the cherubs of like yeah christ but they're 00:47:20.309 --> 00:47:22.960 just dead babies that have been I don't know 00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:24.840 if they're dead or they've been like taken from 00:47:24.840 --> 00:47:26.559 still mothers or something. I don't know. It's 00:47:26.559 --> 00:47:28.639 a weird thing. Stillborns with fucking wings 00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:30.960 that can fly around and just run errands. It's 00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:33.380 like the servitors. You get someone and you're 00:47:33.380 --> 00:47:35.940 like, oh, fucking, you're useless. Turn him into 00:47:35.940 --> 00:47:38.139 a servitor. Yeah. And then you're just someone 00:47:38.139 --> 00:47:42.579 that is like moulded into a door and you just, 00:47:42.699 --> 00:47:45.840 the rest of eternity, you just, you're still 00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:47.480 conscious of what you're doing but you can't 00:47:47.480 --> 00:47:50.000 do anything. Your sole purpose is just to open 00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:53.170 this door. Yeah. I work with people like that. 00:47:54.570 --> 00:47:57.429 Honestly, it's fucking wild. Imagine that. Imagine 00:47:57.429 --> 00:48:00.909 that. Your whole life you've got up to this point, 00:48:00.989 --> 00:48:06.590 you're finally on the rogue trader. I know servers 00:48:06.590 --> 00:48:10.250 aren't on the rogue trader, but you're... Where's 00:48:10.250 --> 00:48:12.969 a server? Where are they located? Everywhere. 00:48:13.250 --> 00:48:15.230 Everywhere. All right, fine. Fuck it. They'll 00:48:15.230 --> 00:48:17.630 be on the rogue trader. They've met you, Mr. 00:48:17.769 --> 00:48:21.360 Crow. And you go... You don't get to call me 00:48:21.360 --> 00:48:25.500 that. Okay, sorry. Rogue trader. Boss. Rogue 00:48:25.500 --> 00:48:28.340 trader's fine. But imagine you turn around and 00:48:28.340 --> 00:48:33.099 you go, you are so fucking useless. This is your 00:48:33.099 --> 00:48:35.719 job. And you go, oh God, at least I'm getting 00:48:35.719 --> 00:48:39.059 a job. What is the job? Wipe my ass. That is 00:48:39.059 --> 00:48:42.039 your job. You go in that toilet. You stay there. 00:48:42.260 --> 00:48:44.400 And every now and then, I might come in and have 00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:47.380 a shit. And when I do, you need to wipe it. That 00:48:47.380 --> 00:48:50.380 is it. Three wipes minimum, we'll see how the 00:48:50.380 --> 00:48:52.260 day goes and if it gets progressively worse. 00:48:53.199 --> 00:48:55.860 If it's a ghost wipe, we go two. You understand 00:48:55.860 --> 00:48:58.500 the rules, I've laid the foundations, now you 00:48:58.500 --> 00:49:03.320 fucking build upon them. Stay there. Mental situation. 00:49:03.440 --> 00:49:05.780 That sounds like a good job for someone in Warhammer, 00:49:05.880 --> 00:49:07.099 to be honest. It does to me. You've got to be 00:49:07.099 --> 00:49:11.969 grateful for that. Yeah. Oh, what job did you 00:49:11.969 --> 00:49:14.250 get, Darren? Oh, I've got to fucking... I've 00:49:14.250 --> 00:49:16.050 got to scrape the guts off of the floor and the 00:49:16.050 --> 00:49:18.650 pestilence level. Oh, what did you get? I've 00:49:18.650 --> 00:49:21.030 just got to wipe someone's arse every now and 00:49:21.030 --> 00:49:27.170 then. That'd be a good job. It's a messed up 00:49:27.170 --> 00:49:29.530 world, man. So what do you do, though? What do 00:49:29.530 --> 00:49:33.110 you mean? What are you doing? Just being a nuisance. 00:49:33.469 --> 00:49:36.039 Yeah. What do you mean? What's the purpose of 00:49:36.039 --> 00:49:38.059 the game? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the end goal 00:49:38.059 --> 00:49:39.840 here? What the fuck are we supposed to be doing 00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:41.760 here? So, the game, you choose your character 00:49:41.760 --> 00:49:43.179 and your background, yadda, yadda, yadda, create 00:49:43.179 --> 00:49:46.380 them, and then the game starts that you're on 00:49:46.380 --> 00:49:49.119 a massive void ship, and it's like, oh, yeah, 00:49:49.179 --> 00:49:51.380 finally, we tracked you down, yadda, yadda. You're 00:49:51.380 --> 00:49:54.380 a long -lost descendant of the Rogue Trader, 00:49:54.380 --> 00:49:58.079 which is, I can't remember her name, but she 00:49:58.079 --> 00:50:01.460 is the Rogue Trader, essentially, and then something 00:50:01.460 --> 00:50:04.670 terrible happens, and she dies, and then... you're 00:50:04.670 --> 00:50:07.349 basically just thrust into the rogue trader spotlight 00:50:07.349 --> 00:50:10.190 so you have to continue what she was already 00:50:10.190 --> 00:50:12.329 doing so you go down to this planet and do this 00:50:12.329 --> 00:50:14.869 and that and you rogue trader is essentially 00:50:14.869 --> 00:50:17.610 just they're like they've got the keys to the 00:50:17.610 --> 00:50:19.650 kingdom and you can go around and basically do 00:50:19.650 --> 00:50:20.889 what you want you don't really have to answer 00:50:20.889 --> 00:50:23.289 to anyone which is you know a rarity in this 00:50:23.289 --> 00:50:26.030 universe there's other rogue traders but not 00:50:26.030 --> 00:50:29.869 many of them um and you're you basically get 00:50:29.869 --> 00:50:34.960 to chart uncharted worlds and solar systems and 00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:37.659 stuff and just make them your own. You just ownership 00:50:37.659 --> 00:50:41.480 over them. A rogue trader is a human who has 00:50:41.480 --> 00:50:44.639 been licensed by the Imperium to travel freely 00:50:44.639 --> 00:50:49.380 across the galaxy and trade with aliens. You 00:50:49.380 --> 00:50:52.320 don't have to like... So you don't have to... 00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:55.219 You can go to a... I've met people to trade with 00:50:55.219 --> 00:50:57.340 and stuff. You don't have to buy stuff off them. 00:50:57.460 --> 00:50:59.760 If you've got enough... I can't remember what 00:50:59.760 --> 00:51:03.360 they call it, like respect or whatever. You just 00:51:03.360 --> 00:51:07.579 get to take. Yeah, yeah. I want that. And they 00:51:07.579 --> 00:51:11.880 go, all right. You go, there's nothing you can 00:51:11.880 --> 00:51:13.139 do. It's not like you... Because I'm going to 00:51:13.139 --> 00:51:15.099 die anyway. I was going to fingers being like, 00:51:15.139 --> 00:51:16.860 I don't want to spend that on the medikits because 00:51:16.860 --> 00:51:20.000 I've only got 20. No, no, you don't spend. You 00:51:20.000 --> 00:51:24.639 just take. Interestingly, do you know what Corvus 00:51:24.639 --> 00:51:29.739 means? No. Crow. So my name is... So your name 00:51:29.739 --> 00:51:32.539 is Crow Crow. Crow Crow, basically. Oh, Crow 00:51:32.539 --> 00:51:36.840 Crow's coming. Crow Crow, yeah. There was a question 00:51:36.840 --> 00:51:39.739 on Reddit and it said, why are rogue traders 00:51:39.739 --> 00:51:43.679 called rogue traders? Someone said they absolutely 00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:46.039 are traders in part at least. What makes a rogue 00:51:46.039 --> 00:51:48.579 trader a rogue trader is their access to the 00:51:48.579 --> 00:51:51.599 warranty of trade, which is the document they 00:51:51.599 --> 00:51:55.039 and their lineage has at some point been granted 00:51:55.039 --> 00:51:57.519 to essentially freely roam, trade and explore. 00:51:57.579 --> 00:52:00.639 They're very much pulling on the sort of explorer 00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:03.780 slash adventurer trope. and exist as a somewhat 00:52:03.780 --> 00:52:07.000 unique perspective on the imperial regime, given 00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:09.559 their somewhat free status within it. They're 00:52:09.559 --> 00:52:12.559 not solely traders, certainly, and could be likened 00:52:12.559 --> 00:52:17.780 to sort of conquistador types, or something of 00:52:17.780 --> 00:52:20.199 that sort. The rogue part of it doesn't necessarily 00:52:20.199 --> 00:52:23.260 refer to their roguish characteristics, though 00:52:23.260 --> 00:52:25.219 those are occasionally there too, but rather 00:52:25.219 --> 00:52:28.360 their considerable autonomy within the imperium. 00:52:28.960 --> 00:52:31.760 They are, for all intents and purposes, independent 00:52:31.760 --> 00:52:35.119 actors to that degree, free to raise their own 00:52:35.119 --> 00:52:38.219 forces and pursue their own campaigns slash interests 00:52:38.219 --> 00:52:41.719 more than most within the Imperium. So within 00:52:41.719 --> 00:52:44.820 a world where it's just absolute chaos and war 00:52:44.820 --> 00:52:55.039 and everyone's like heresy, they're free. Yeah, 00:52:55.079 --> 00:52:57.079 basically, my last thing I did before turning 00:52:57.079 --> 00:52:59.000 it off last night was... So they don't answer 00:52:59.000 --> 00:53:01.719 to anyone? They answer to, like... The Imperium? 00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:05.800 Yeah, I think maybe, like, the head of the Inquisitorial 00:53:05.800 --> 00:53:08.239 or, you know, the God Emperor himself, but he 00:53:08.239 --> 00:53:10.719 doesn't talk, obviously. But, yeah, I don't really 00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:12.760 know. But the last thing I did before I turned 00:53:12.760 --> 00:53:17.019 it off was we escaped that system. And what I 00:53:17.019 --> 00:53:19.500 love about these games is your decisions matter. 00:53:19.579 --> 00:53:22.340 So when you get to the first system... When you 00:53:22.340 --> 00:53:24.000 first start the game, there's loads of planets 00:53:24.000 --> 00:53:27.559 or ships or stuff you can go and explore. But 00:53:27.559 --> 00:53:29.699 when you go to these places, depending if you 00:53:29.699 --> 00:53:33.300 go to them first or last or second, different 00:53:33.300 --> 00:53:36.179 things will happen. And it will say, this has 00:53:36.179 --> 00:53:38.539 happened because you arrived here later. If you'd 00:53:38.539 --> 00:53:40.039 got here earlier, it doesn't say this, but if 00:53:40.039 --> 00:53:41.219 you'd got here earlier, it would have been completely 00:53:41.219 --> 00:53:44.320 different. So, you know, there might be... a 00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:46.900 war going on but because you arrive so late everyone's 00:53:46.900 --> 00:53:48.599 dead and it's gonna make it harder for you to 00:53:48.599 --> 00:53:50.400 fight your way through but if you get there early 00:53:50.400 --> 00:53:52.659 you can back them up in this fucking cakewalk 00:53:52.659 --> 00:53:55.199 you know i mean so that's really cool but yeah 00:53:55.199 --> 00:53:56.800 the last thing i did we escaped that system where 00:53:56.800 --> 00:53:59.300 that planet got you know taken over by whatever 00:53:59.300 --> 00:54:04.579 it was chaos and um went into a new system going 00:54:04.579 --> 00:54:07.179 down to a planet where another rogue trader is 00:54:07.179 --> 00:54:10.250 who i've got a liaison with and I had the option 00:54:10.250 --> 00:54:13.789 of announcing my arrival as a rogue trader. I'm 00:54:13.789 --> 00:54:16.730 arriving. Big deal. Parties and all that. Or 00:54:16.730 --> 00:54:20.190 going in incognito under the radar. Obviously, 00:54:20.210 --> 00:54:22.110 I'm Big Balls Corvus, aren't I? So I was like, 00:54:22.170 --> 00:54:25.210 I'm fucking arriving, man. Here I come. I land 00:54:25.210 --> 00:54:27.389 on the planet. Someone made an attempt on my 00:54:27.389 --> 00:54:31.429 life. So I fucking murdered everybody. Yeah. 00:54:31.550 --> 00:54:33.730 And then I saved it. So I don't know what's going 00:54:33.730 --> 00:54:35.469 to happen now. Someone tried to assassinate you? 00:54:35.610 --> 00:54:38.150 Yeah. How did they try to assassinate you? Well, 00:54:38.150 --> 00:54:40.210 they come on and surprise, motherfucker, and 00:54:40.210 --> 00:54:43.449 then they all start shooting at me. And you survived 00:54:43.449 --> 00:54:45.849 it, obviously. Yeah, man, me and my motley crew, 00:54:46.010 --> 00:54:49.010 we don't fuck about, bro. Got some weird alien 00:54:49.010 --> 00:54:51.889 navigator. You have to build up your crew as 00:54:51.889 --> 00:54:54.929 well, you know. I've got a navigator they're 00:54:54.929 --> 00:54:57.130 called. They have like a fucking third eye, which 00:54:57.130 --> 00:54:59.429 stays shut because if it ever opens, you just 00:54:59.429 --> 00:55:02.469 die. But they use it to navigate the warp whenever 00:55:02.469 --> 00:55:05.130 they're, they basically drive your shit. She's 00:55:05.130 --> 00:55:07.889 out with me. She's got long arms, alien fucking 00:55:07.889 --> 00:55:11.869 looking thing. I think she wants it the way she's 00:55:11.869 --> 00:55:14.409 going on. No, there's options. You know, she's 00:55:14.409 --> 00:55:16.820 been like, you can be like, oh. I know people 00:55:16.820 --> 00:55:18.599 look at you differently, but I like looking. 00:55:18.760 --> 00:55:21.480 I was like, no, no, no. There's no aliens here. 00:55:21.559 --> 00:55:23.659 Come on. You know, fuck it. You don't want to 00:55:23.659 --> 00:55:26.519 shag the aliens? Maybe. I don't know. We'll see 00:55:26.519 --> 00:55:28.780 how she goes. But at the moment, she's just scary. 00:55:29.199 --> 00:55:31.519 Yeah. She's got three eyes. What is it called? 00:55:32.320 --> 00:55:34.079 What? Do you know what that alien's called? I 00:55:34.079 --> 00:55:38.280 just want to see it. No, it's not. It's humanoid, 00:55:38.380 --> 00:55:40.599 but she's got really long arms and long fingers. 00:55:40.679 --> 00:55:43.159 If I type in alien navigator rogue trader, would 00:55:43.159 --> 00:55:44.519 I be able to come up with something? Yeah, just 00:55:44.519 --> 00:55:46.940 put in navigator rogue trader or something. The 00:55:46.940 --> 00:55:48.579 bird, I can't remember what her name is now. 00:55:48.840 --> 00:55:53.780 Oh. Yeah, but what's really cool that I really 00:55:53.780 --> 00:55:56.519 appreciated was at the end of that planet that 00:55:56.519 --> 00:56:01.960 I was on, a boss arrived just as we were about 00:56:01.960 --> 00:56:03.960 to escape. You made her sound disgusting. She's 00:56:03.960 --> 00:56:07.789 just a normal... Well... Relatively normal looking, 00:56:07.909 --> 00:56:11.949 just really tall. Really long fingers, really 00:56:11.949 --> 00:56:15.170 long arms, like a spider. Yeah, those fingers 00:56:15.170 --> 00:56:19.570 are long. There shouldn't be that many bends. 00:56:19.909 --> 00:56:23.369 Yeah, it's weird. It's hard to explain. She ain't 00:56:23.369 --> 00:56:26.409 as normal as she looks. That would wrap around. 00:56:27.630 --> 00:56:30.440 You know what I mean? That's wrapping round. 00:56:30.699 --> 00:56:32.940 And then it's the third Iron Man. If that opens, 00:56:33.099 --> 00:56:35.119 we're all in trouble. But yeah, there's a bit 00:56:35.119 --> 00:56:37.159 at the end of the planet that ended up getting 00:56:37.159 --> 00:56:38.860 destroyed. We're about to get off and then the 00:56:38.860 --> 00:56:41.519 fucking boss basically turns up. But it's a fucking... 00:56:41.519 --> 00:56:44.079 It's a Space Marine, but a Chaos Space Marine. 00:56:44.480 --> 00:56:46.739 But you don't really see Space Marines other 00:56:46.739 --> 00:56:48.800 than with other Space Marines. So when you see 00:56:48.800 --> 00:56:51.440 one come to attack you... Mate, they're fucking 00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:55.079 huge, bro. They're huge. I just thought Space 00:56:55.079 --> 00:56:56.599 Marines were just like, you know, they're big, 00:56:56.699 --> 00:57:00.460 but... When you see them next to me on the game, 00:57:00.599 --> 00:57:03.699 it's intimidating, man. So you've got to fight 00:57:03.699 --> 00:57:05.199 a Chaos Space Marine. Yeah, I fought a Chaos 00:57:05.199 --> 00:57:07.280 Space Marine, yeah. What, and you won? I fucked 00:57:07.280 --> 00:57:11.480 him up, man. Yeah, it's pretty wild. They're 00:57:11.480 --> 00:57:16.159 cool as fuck, but yeah. Because Chaos Space Marines 00:57:16.159 --> 00:57:18.760 are the ones that turned, aren't they? Yeah, 00:57:18.780 --> 00:57:23.559 yeah. Yeah, they're the naughty ones. yeah yeah 00:57:23.559 --> 00:57:25.719 I look forward to hearing more about it to be 00:57:25.719 --> 00:57:27.179 fair I look forward to playing it it's great 00:57:27.179 --> 00:57:30.239 it's fantastic very interesting more pestilence 00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:33.559 to come more pestilence sweet fucking we're off 00:57:33.559 --> 00:57:36.739 then yeah on to the patron yeah boy patron alright 00:57:36.739 --> 00:57:38.739 see you later everyone ooroo ooroo