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This could be the episode that makes us go viral

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purely for the fact that it doesn't help when

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the audio cuts out. Why does it keep doing that?

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Why does that keep happening? It doesn't help.

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Sorry. No, I've completely gone wrong. Sorry.

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I'll keep it anyway. Apologies. Basically, Ash

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might die on the podcast. Live. Live. So that

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would be interesting. You know what I mean? It'd

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be a good send -off because you're here. You

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could effectively do a live eulogy. If I die

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on the podcast, I promise you now, I'll give

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you my word that my last words will be, Uro.

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Uro, Ash has got heartburn and tingles in the

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arm. But I've given him some Gaviscon and we

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crack on. Because the podcast needs to get done.

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And a pint of coffee. A pint of coffee. So it's

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a combo that's going to work. The one bow combo,

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baby. Oh, I can't shout too much. We cancelled

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our Switch pre -order. What? Why? What happened?

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Bought a house and financially it's not smart.

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Fuming. It's been a heavy month in terms of like

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going away and other shit. So Steph was like,

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it's probably not the wisest to blast. 400 quid

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or whatever it is on on switch 2 and she was

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like she she knows nintendo and just knows that

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there will be another color scheme that comes

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out and she was like i'll fucking kill myself

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if i buy the switch brand new and then they release

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another colorway like a couple of months later

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so cancelled it gonna fucking wait plus i think

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i think it's not gonna be like It's not going

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to be like fucking yonks till they're back in

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stock. It's not COVID days. No, yeah. And she

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said that there's not really much that's going

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to be coming out straight away. It's much like

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when the PS5 first came out and everyone was

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fucking scrambling for one. I know what happened.

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Because when the PS5 came out, I had my pre -order

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and then I cancelled it for whatever reason.

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I don't know why I did that. But I cancelled

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it and then absolutely scrambled to get one when

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it released. And then when you do get one, you're

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like, yeah, there's nothing here to play. This

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was a pointless effort. But I've got one. And

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it'll probably be the same for Switch 2. Well,

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I've had many opportunities lately to get a Switch

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2. It keeps popping up saying they're available

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again. And I always go on there and I always

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click on it and I'm like... And I always pull

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out. For the same reason. Mainly because I have

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responsibilities, but more so that all I'd be

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playing is Mario Kart. And I know I'd be bored

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after a week. And I feel like if you're in that

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position where it's in your basket and then you're

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humming and harring about it, that's when you

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know, I don't need this. If you're sitting there

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and you're going, I'm not really sure where,

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if something like, I don't know, if Baldur's

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Gate Collector's Edition popped up again, then

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that's being thrusted on. Currently watching

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the Baldur's Gate Free Collector's Edition statue

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at the moment. How much? £260 starting bid, but

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then buy it now £380. I will pay no more than

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£260 for it. Unless I get it for starting bid.

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What was the one that you bought but then didn't

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buy? How much was that? £500. Yeah, that one.

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That was for the whole collector's edition. Oh,

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that was the entire thing. Oh, okay. Which is

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the main thing I want. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah,

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we'll wait and see. Connor still kicks himself

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about that because he's like, I could have bought

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that collector's edition. Why does that keep

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happening? It's my mic. It's definitely your

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mic. We'll roll with it until we can't. Until

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we can't. And he's like, I definitely could have

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got the collector's edition and then just given

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him the statue. And I was talking to him, I was

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like, why would you just give it to him? Rinse

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him a little bit. You know what I mean? We're

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all friends here, but let's be... Well, hold

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on. That sounds more like a friend and you sound

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more like an enemy. Yeah, but let's be businessmen

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before friends. Well, let's not. We're rinsing

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him for a patron. Let's be friends. No, he gets...

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He buys a product. The product is received. Yeah,

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yeah. you know he's just being like I know how

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much that's what Mark was whinging about earlier

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I was talking to him about the patron and everything

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and he was like we've only had one round of t

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-shirts and hoodies that's a cool cut I'm glad

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I'll pay for it I said to him but you pay for

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the patron dot com forward slash what's the buttons

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you pay for the exclusive episodes not for merch

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that was just a gesture of our kind the merch

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comes later you know you know what I mean don't

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be ungrateful you fucking bald idiot Useless.

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Take your lift home and be happy with it. You

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know what I mean? There's your Patreon money.

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Roman's got into Warhammer. I see his message.

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He's got straight in there. He went out with

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Connor and Connor's obviously played on his ADHD

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mind. I mean, Warhammer's fucking interesting,

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full stop. And yeah, Roman's like heavy into

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Pokemon at the moment. And just went all in,

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bought the fucking paints, a couple of figures,

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the brushes, went down to a Warhammer shop near

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him. And he said that they were really nice because

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he went in there and just like typical Warhammer

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place, relatively nerdy, right? Relatively. And

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he went in there and he apparently said to him,

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he was like, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

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but I want to get into it, so help me. You could

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take advantage of that. But I feel like Warhammer's

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already taken advantage of you full stop because

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of how expensive all of it is. So you don't need

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an external force taking further piss. So give

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him a book and then loads of other shit. And

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he actually spent all night painting his first

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figure and has done a decent job of it. But I,

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for the life of me, cannot remember the faction

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that he has gone for. Because I know you were

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interested in World Eaters. Am I right? You're

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right. And then I was looking at Necrons. And

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I know Connor, I don't know what Connor's doing.

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I don't know what he runs with. You remember?

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He's got the little aliens and space marines,

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I think. He's definitely got space marines. He's

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got loads of different armies. He's got everything.

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Yeah. He's got everything. But that was basically

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the topic of conversation. Custodies. That's

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what Henry Cavill's using. I'm growing necrons.

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Shall we? Yeah. I love that. It's great. But

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yeah, so it's just such an in -depth thing to

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jump into. It's scary. I'm too into D &D to do

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that. But I'd love to. If I had the room to do

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the painting, I think I would do that. Because

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I've got, for Christmas, I've got a D &D. miniature

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collection of the story books that I'm reading.

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There's like 12 figures in there that I could

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paint. One, I wouldn't start on them because

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I'd fucking butcher them. And two, I just haven't

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got the room and the space. It's just so incredibly

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time consuming to do loads of that. Kids go to

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bed, paint a couple of figures. Love Island's

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on, I'm not interested. I'll paint on some plastic.

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Yeah. I mean, Connor really stuck some time into

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trying to finish some of his models that he was

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painting. And he was a tired man in the mornings

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for a solid week or two because he was like,

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I just need to paint them. I need to get through

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them and I need to paint them. He loves it. If

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I had that space and that spare time, I would

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do something similar. Or I'd just be playing

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computer games. Yeah. There's not much to model.

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I think that's why... This mic is pissing me

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off. Let me fix this. I've done a little bit

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of technical analysis here and my solution for

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fixing the mic cutting in and out is doing absolutely

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nothing. I've just picked the cable up and put

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it on my lap. So let's see if that fixes it.

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If it does it again, then we'll just call it

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a day and fucking give up. Yeah, I feel like

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the main demotivator for me getting into Warhammer

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is... It's like with the reading. It's just sitting

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down, taking time away from gaming and other

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shit, and then painting. Because I feel like

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I'd really enjoy getting stuck. Because I've

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got some Warhammer books over there, Age of Sigmar,

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and then a load of World of Warcraft books. And

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I'm slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly getting

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through them. But you give me the option between

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either sitting down and reading a book or sitting

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down and playing Expedition 33 or something like

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that at the moment, then I'm doing that. You

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know what I mean? So it's quite an arduous task

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to get into. And then when you actually delve

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into the lore of Warhammer, you ever seen that

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spider chart of all the factions and shit like

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that? No, but I know it's... Or all the books,

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if you were to read them in order of lore and

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all that bollocks. It's just fucking daunting.

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So daunting. Yeah, there's a lot to it. And that's

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what makes it interesting. The thing is that

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I think if I had all the spare time that you

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boys have in terms of, like, you're busy, but

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you can get in and decide how busy you are, I'd

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be paralysed by choice. I wouldn't know what

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to do. Or in terms of Warhammer, or just in terms

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of... Just all of it. I'd be like, I want to

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read. Oh, no, I want to paint. Oh, no, I want

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to watch this series. Oh, no, I want to play

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computer games. I'd be like... Because whenever

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I do get the odd occasion where I am alone for

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a few hours, I end up just having a nap. because

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I'm like I don't know what to do I can have hours

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of free gaming here or I could do some drawing

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or I could read in peace and then I just don't

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know what to do so I just fall asleep I'm terrible

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for that when you sit there all day and you go

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I'm going to get home and I'm going to do this

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this this I'm going to play this and then you

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get home knackered and then yeah knackered and

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then it's almost like you tease yourself where

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you go I have a couple of hours here where I

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can sit on the playstation but let me just go

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and quickly do this and then do something else

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and fucking watch a series or something and then

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you but like I'm terrible for I'll start watching

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a TV series but then whilst I'm watching it I'm

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thinking oh yeah I could play this game I'm really

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excited and it's like you can fucking play it

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now you dick yeah turn this off what am I doing

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I absolutely love Expedition 33 I'm having we

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need to talk about that because we're not talking

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about games we're just bollocking on let's go

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on to games shall we I've seen you've been smashing

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it out I turned the Playstation off the other

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weekend Late. And I looked and you were still

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fucking on Expedition 33. I don't know if you'd

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not turned the PlayStation off or you were still

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gaming at gone midnight. Oh, what, on a weekend?

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, I was playing until like

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three in the morning. Man's gone deep, Bev. I

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was in. Talk to me, but carefully. But talk to

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me. I don't know how you can be careful with

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it. See, this is what I was saying to you. I

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don't know how you can be careful with it. I

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don't know why it's that dodgy. It's just very,

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very good. Geese are at work. Who's playing it?

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Don't like turn -based games. Doesn't like that

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sort of game at all. And he told me the other

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day, it's fucking incredible. And I was just

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like, how are so many people saying this? From

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another person who doesn't like turn -based gameplay,

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it's extremely fun. I think it is because of

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the dynamic combat in it and how you can really

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add your own flavour and fuck about with it.

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So the build that I've got at the moment... with

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one of my one of my people um i don't want to

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say names or anything because that would be a

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spoiler um so but they i've set them up now so

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rather than using their abilities or their spells

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their main fucking damage dealer is their base

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attack because i have a weapon that allows you

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to use your base attack a second time like after

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you use it so you use a base attack and then

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it does it again and then You pair that with

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a couple of pick toes where it will be like,

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right, so your base attack now does 50 % damage

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and your initial hit will apply defenselessness.

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And then your third pick toe will do X, Y, and

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Z, double down, blah, blah, blah. So you can

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build something around something so simple. And

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then at the drop of a hat, you can just change

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it. I think that's really cool as well. So rather

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than having a cost... to changing your abilities

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around and shit like that. If you've already

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got them, you can just chop and change them,

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which is quite nice. So obviously when you level

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up, you can buy new abilities and you can level

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up your stats and all that shit. You can reset

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them, obviously. But going through your builds

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and shit, you end up with too many spells anyway

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because you can only have six equipped at a time.

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So like right now, one of my lot have like 10

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spells. So I'm not going to use them. But they

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all do different things. So depending on where

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I am, I can just chop and change all of them

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for free and very, very quickly. And the pictos

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just make it really nice to play because you

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can pick up one that will do some really cool

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shit, equip that to one of your characters. kill

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a couple of things, and then you unlock the passive

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thing for that so that everyone else can purchase.

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So I feel like it just adds way more flavour

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to just a turn -based game. And the story is

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really fucking cool. And the soundtrack is really

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fucking good. And the worlds themselves look

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incredible. Really fucking nice. Every person

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that's playing it and saying it's sick is correct.

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It is sick. I highly recommend it. You know that

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I'm going to love it. It's 45 quid, for fuck's

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sake. That's good enough. I know you, I think,

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after the Indiana Jones situation. I don't know

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how much I really do. But you would love Claire

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Obscure Expedition 33. I'm definitely going to

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play it. 100%. It's just a matter of when. It's

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such a... fucking good game it's so good and

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thing is like I think I've put it feel it's a

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weird thing where it feels like I'm sinking a

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shit load of time into it but I've only put like

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I don't even think I've hit 20 hours yet which

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is weird because it feels like I've thrown a

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load of time into it yeah but it is for you because

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you tend to not really do that you play a lot

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of short games now and then just do well didn't

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you so but um well this I haven't played well

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for about three weeks Wow. I just haven't touched

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it. Mental. I just haven't been interested. So,

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what was the fucking thing that I was saying

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that was leading on from that? Because I've only

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put that amount of time in. Bloody, bloody, blah.

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Oh, yeah. But I've just been sidetracked with

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doing other shit in the game rather than the

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main story. I think I've seen spoilers for the

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bit that I'm about to do, which is fine. But

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it's just good. I can't really say much more

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than that. It's just fucking good. It's a game

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that I really did not expect to like. And I feel

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like if it was 60, 70 quid, I probably wouldn't

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have bought it. But having played it, I would

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100 % pay 60 or 70 quid for it. All day. It's

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great news. Have you heard of Edge? Edge Magazine?

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Yeah. Yeah, back in the day. That was the one.

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Claire Obscure, Expedition 33. is only the 28th

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game to receive a perfect score from Edge Magazine

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in 30 years. Deserves it. So that's pretty high

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praise, isn't it? Deserves it. Quickly, if we're

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talking about Edge Magazine, kind of similar

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but not similar, just very quick. Yesterday I

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was in an off -license and they were selling

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nudie mags and porn videos. Haven't seen a nudie

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mag and a porn video for a very long time. Davy

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D's used. One of them was sealed, but the DVDs

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and stuff were all used. Fair enough. Which is

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odd. But yeah, just because you're talking about

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Edge magazine. You're thinking about Edging.

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Edging, put the two together, porn, blah, blah,

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blah. Makes sense. Yeah, no, it deserves it,

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100%. It's a serious game of the year contender.

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Oh, yeah. Serious, serious. If you were in a

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gaming drought and you were thinking, what game

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should I play? Should I play this? Should I play

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that? Expedition 33, all fucking day. Mate, I

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am in the complete opposite of a gaming drought.

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I have this time where I've got all these games

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and I don't want to play any of them. And then

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a coin flips and I'm like, I've got all these

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games and I want to play all of them. And I don't

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know what turns that light on and off. I don't

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know. Autism. Probably. At the moment I'm playing

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Warzone still. I've banged out a whole season

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of FIFA. Playing Portsmouth career mode. What

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did you finish up as? What position? Yeah. I

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got promoted from the Championship into the Premier

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League. I finished sixth, or fifth or sixth,

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and then I went up through the playoffs. It was

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a stressful time. Decent. Yep. So I got promoted,

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and now I'm in the Premier League, and... Struggling,

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cracking on? Struggling a little bit, yeah. I

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beat Leeds, which were my main rival, 1 -0. Yeah.

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I think I beat West Ham 2 -1, which was a little

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sweetener. Yeah. I got pumped by Liverpool, pumped

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by Chelsea. Which is what you'd expect. It's

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realistic. Because I've got, what you can do

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on FIFA is you can change all the sliders. So

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you can change the sliders being like the bar.

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So zero to 100 sprint speed, yada, yada, yada.

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Yeah. For yourself and the computer. And like

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the professional YouTubers that do career modes.

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try and make FIFA as realistic as possible so

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you look at their sliders and be like okay they

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put all these down and this up and like first

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touch accuracy and all that sort of stuff because

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FIFA inherently is just an arcade fucking football

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game but you can turn it into more of a do they

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have like a default for it or like a preset only

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for Fucking the default game is just too fast.

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It's not like real football. It's just silly.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I get why they do that

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because, you know, brains want to go quick. But

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I want a slow build up through the defence into

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the midfield. You know, I want to ping a ball

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and then the player, great ball in and then the

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player miscontrols it, goes out of play. That's

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realistic. Do you mean the speed like the clock

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when you're playing FIFA and it's like going

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up a couple of minutes in seconds? No, no, no.

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I mean the actual game speed. The actual game

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play itself. The game play is too fast. They

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kick the ball too fast. But you don't see them

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actually playing. It's FIFA, not Football Manager.

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Oh, what? I'm playing FIFA. FIFA. I thought you

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were playing Football Manager. No, FIFA. You're

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playing FIFA? Yeah. See, in my head, it's just

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the same stuff, but I'm trying to not be that

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kind of guy. Football Manager, isn't it? So how...

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How what? I don't know, because I don't play

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FIFA. So you played as Portsmouth, and then...

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Well, you've got the ultimate team where you

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open all the packs, spend loads of money, play

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offline single -player career modes. And that's

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what you're doing. I'm a bold man, called my

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name, and I am now the manager of Portsmouth.

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I go to press interviews and I'm all bold and

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hairy. And then I play the games. Oh, okay, cool.

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I understand what you mean. So, yeah. So it's

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just like playing real football. I slugged out

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46 games of fucking championship football. 46

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games, fucking hell. It's like six, seven minutes

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and a half as well. So that's a lot of time.

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That's a lot of time, you know. That's a lot

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of time that you were dragging in there. Did

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you get annoyed when you were getting battered

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by, say, like Liverpool or Chelsea? Was that

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frustrating? No, it was satisfying. Satisfying

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to get beaten? Because it feels realistic. Because

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then you're putting in a challenge. Yeah, I don't

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like playing. That's why I never play as like

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West Ham. I'd still get smashed as West Ham.

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If I play on the normal difficulty at the normal

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speed, I'll beat Liverpool 6 -0. It's boring.

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It's not realistic. It's never going to happen.

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I'm confused by the speed. Well, the speed of

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the game. The game is inherently, you pass the

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ball, the ball goes boop, boop, boop, boop. You're

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passing around to players, but when you turn

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the pass speed down, the ball travels slower.

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Right, so it's the actual physical movement of

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the game. If you ping a pass over to one of your

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teammates, their first touch is always 100%.

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They bring it down. You change like... touch

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error or whatever to whatever these YouTubers

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are saying and sometimes they might miscontrol

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it and it'll go out of play and that's realistic

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that's what shit happens but when you're playing

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online or stuff obviously that shit is turned

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off and stuff or dialed in so it doesn't happen

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because otherwise people will be like oh I only

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lost because fucking yeah because my guy didn't

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fucking yeah and that's no fault of their own

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so control the ball I just make it as realistic

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as possible And it's a good time. So, yeah, I've

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been banging that out. Is it dragging you back

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into something like Football Manager, you reckon?

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Oh, yeah, I put Football Manager on the Steam

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Deck, didn't I, and saw that it ran and turned

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it off really quickly. I was like, that scares

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me. That's very scary. Yeah, but that was a very

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fun time. For you guys. Yeah, people really enjoyed

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that. Yeah, mate, I will bring it back. I don't

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know why you haven't dropped back into that.

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Because it's the most time -consuming game of

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all time. Once I'm doing that, that's all I'm

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doing. To me, once I'm playing Football Manager,

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I haven't even got family anymore. I'm in a bubble

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I don't even hear them I'm just thinking about

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tactics transfers you know what I mean press

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conferences yeah suits on for finals I loved

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it I know and then you wanted your fucking badges

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and all of that coaching badges coaching badges

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that you never got it's upsetting and twerp wasn't

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it and twerp that's the one and twerp great fans

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terrible board great fans terrible board That's

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what it is, isn't it? Didn't the board of directors

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say, take your badges and fuck off? Essentially,

00:21:37.109 --> 00:21:38.930
yeah. Yeah. So I did. You ain't going to get

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your badges. And that was where my career ended.

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Was that where it ended? I thought you went on

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to a different team, though. No, I just went

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to the job centre. Because I was going to win

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the Europa League, wasn't I? Oh, yeah, and you

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kicked off and you said, you won't even give

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me my badges. I'm about to fire. I've done all

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this for you. Got you to a European Championship.

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Yeah. Shouldn't have even got out of the group

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stage. Got you to the fucking final of the European

00:22:00.579 --> 00:22:02.559
Cup. Yeah, and then they weren't going to give

00:22:02.559 --> 00:22:04.440
you your badges. Because they were scared I was

00:22:04.440 --> 00:22:06.359
going to leave if I got more badges. Well, I'm

00:22:06.359 --> 00:22:07.859
going to leave if I don't, so make your mind

00:22:07.859 --> 00:22:10.059
up. Imagine that as a bluff. Or imagine just

00:22:10.059 --> 00:22:13.000
playing that. Look, we understand that you're

00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:14.920
under a bit of pressure here, Prince. We get

00:22:14.920 --> 00:22:17.660
that. You've done really well for the team. I've

00:22:17.660 --> 00:22:20.109
heard from Gary. that you're after a couple of

00:22:20.109 --> 00:22:22.890
your coaching badges as any coach. Gary's a fucking

00:22:22.890 --> 00:22:25.950
snitch. Bring him into my office after. No, I

00:22:25.950 --> 00:22:29.029
know. Well, I don't know. Sorry, I'm not agreeing

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with you. This is a recorded meeting, by the

00:22:31.190 --> 00:22:34.650
way. Well, who am I talking to then? Who, me?

00:22:34.650 --> 00:22:36.150
Why are you answering me if you're a recorded

00:22:36.150 --> 00:22:38.089
interview? What do you mean? What's going on

00:22:38.089 --> 00:22:39.849
here? No, no, no. We're recording the interview

00:22:39.849 --> 00:22:44.509
for training purposes. This isn't a meeting to

00:22:44.509 --> 00:22:47.069
bash other members of staff. Well, fuck Gary

00:22:47.069 --> 00:22:50.160
if you're listening. Right, okay, we'll remove

00:22:50.160 --> 00:22:53.960
that from the edit. Gary said that you was after

00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:56.559
your coaching badges. I understand that. I feel

00:22:56.559 --> 00:22:59.279
like us as the board want to give you the badges.

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We really do. But we've had this happen before

00:23:04.000 --> 00:23:07.019
and seen it happen with other clubs where basically

00:23:07.019 --> 00:23:08.539
we're just scared that if we give you the badges,

00:23:08.619 --> 00:23:15.880
you will leave us for another team. And it will

00:23:15.880 --> 00:23:19.680
damage us quite severely as... Antwerp. So I'm

00:23:19.680 --> 00:23:21.700
really sorry but we've made the decision as the

00:23:21.700 --> 00:23:24.240
board that you're not going to get those badges.

00:23:25.200 --> 00:23:28.079
Okay. Well then I'm going to leave then. What

00:23:28.079 --> 00:23:29.359
do you mean you're going to leave? If you don't

00:23:29.359 --> 00:23:30.859
give me the badges I'm going to leave. But we're

00:23:30.859 --> 00:23:32.359
worried that if we give you the badges that you're

00:23:32.359 --> 00:23:34.220
going to leave. Yeah but that's fine. So what

00:23:34.220 --> 00:23:36.000
you're saying is either way you're going to leave.

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Would you leave if we give you the badges? Eventually.

00:23:39.900 --> 00:23:43.579
Sure. You come from nothing. Yeah. Remember that.

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You came from some shitty little team in England

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and now you're here with us. I actually made

00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:53.380
my name in China, but I digress. Exactly. Pointless.

00:23:53.400 --> 00:23:56.440
I flopped in England. Exactly. We remember that.

00:23:56.579 --> 00:23:59.079
Yeah. You should remember it too. I made my name

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in China. You made your name in China. Come to

00:24:00.900 --> 00:24:03.259
Belgium. Come to Belgium. Smashed it. Got you

00:24:03.259 --> 00:24:05.519
into a European final. You ungrateful dickhead.

00:24:06.119 --> 00:24:07.859
Ungrateful dickhead. And now you're dictating.

00:24:07.859 --> 00:24:09.259
It's making me angry. I have to log in and talk

00:24:09.259 --> 00:24:11.539
to the board. But now you're dictating what the

00:24:11.539 --> 00:24:13.440
board does. You're not in charge here. We are.

00:24:13.559 --> 00:24:16.000
We pay your wages. You're not my boss. I've quit.

00:24:16.319 --> 00:24:18.500
I am your boss. You haven't quit. I don't accept

00:24:18.500 --> 00:24:21.220
this resignation. There it is. That's my resignation.

00:24:21.740 --> 00:24:23.559
Let me give you my car keys. You cannot do this

00:24:23.559 --> 00:24:25.259
to me. Taking my Range Rover. You can't do this

00:24:25.259 --> 00:24:28.980
to us. Beep, beep. I've drove off. Don't ring

00:24:28.980 --> 00:24:33.559
me. Don't ring me. It's over. That's similar

00:24:33.559 --> 00:24:38.099
to how it would go, I would imagine. God, you

00:24:38.099 --> 00:24:39.440
should get back into that. I'm going to have

00:24:39.440 --> 00:24:41.099
to load it up and have a shower. You're going

00:24:41.099 --> 00:24:43.299
to have to just have a little... Have you left

00:24:43.299 --> 00:24:46.099
the board yet? Have you left the team yet? Yeah,

00:24:46.099 --> 00:24:49.440
I've left. I'm going to reapply. Yeah. Can they

00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:52.000
come back to you? Can they come crawling back

00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:54.259
to you? They can offer me a job again or they

00:24:54.259 --> 00:24:55.539
can offer me an interview or whatever. Yeah,

00:24:55.539 --> 00:24:57.400
of course they can. Yeah. Does that happen? Is

00:24:57.400 --> 00:24:59.220
that something where that would be facilitated?

00:24:59.359 --> 00:25:01.279
So you've left on a term where they don't want

00:25:01.279 --> 00:25:03.960
you to leave. So you've gone, fuck you, I'm gone.

00:25:04.019 --> 00:25:05.359
I'm going to go and get my badges elsewhere.

00:25:05.720 --> 00:25:07.680
But you don't know where you're going. Is there

00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:10.220
a chance that they might email you, say in a

00:25:10.220 --> 00:25:13.170
week, and go, look. Possibly, I don't know. It's

00:25:13.170 --> 00:25:14.750
water under the bridge, yeah. Football manager

00:25:14.750 --> 00:25:17.470
always has weird little things where you don't

00:25:17.470 --> 00:25:20.910
expect to pop up. But yeah, just having job interviews

00:25:20.910 --> 00:25:24.190
and stuff and they're like, oh, I see you're

00:25:24.190 --> 00:25:25.769
in for a lot of jobs at the moment and stuff

00:25:25.769 --> 00:25:27.170
like that. But would you not think that you're

00:25:27.170 --> 00:25:30.130
now a volatile applicant? Because other teams

00:25:30.130 --> 00:25:31.750
are going to look at you and they're going to

00:25:31.750 --> 00:25:35.569
go, he didn't get what he wanted. He's got the

00:25:35.569 --> 00:25:38.980
hunger. But is that going to fuck us up? Because

00:25:38.980 --> 00:25:42.420
I feel like... I made my name in China. I got

00:25:42.420 --> 00:25:43.880
a team... I can't even remember what their name

00:25:43.880 --> 00:25:45.839
was. Shang Long Ding or something it was. Something

00:25:45.839 --> 00:25:50.920
Ding, I think. I got them promoted. And fucking...

00:25:50.920 --> 00:25:52.859
I think I got them finishing in their Champions

00:25:52.859 --> 00:25:55.740
League spots or whatever it was. And I got poached

00:25:55.740 --> 00:25:58.460
to go to Belgium. I got poached by... So they

00:25:58.460 --> 00:26:01.160
nicked me off another club. So, you know, pot

00:26:01.160 --> 00:26:03.089
kettle black. You know what I mean? That's like

00:26:03.089 --> 00:26:05.109
cheating on your missus and then she cheats on

00:26:05.109 --> 00:26:07.369
you and then you have a go at her. Well, no,

00:26:07.450 --> 00:26:09.710
hold on. Yeah, hold on. So give me my fucking

00:26:09.710 --> 00:26:11.930
badges, Antwerp. I got you into a European...

00:26:11.930 --> 00:26:14.289
They don't even get into Europe. I got them into

00:26:14.289 --> 00:26:17.670
a European final. Why don't you go back to England?

00:26:18.269 --> 00:26:19.730
That's what I'm going to do. Well, that's what

00:26:19.730 --> 00:26:21.190
I was going to do. Is there anything specific

00:26:21.190 --> 00:26:24.349
that we're looking for? What division are we

00:26:24.349 --> 00:26:26.029
trying to roll into it? Well, nothing lower than

00:26:26.029 --> 00:26:27.569
the championship. I've had a taste of European

00:26:27.569 --> 00:26:29.509
football. I'm not going lower than the championship.

00:26:29.970 --> 00:26:31.589
Championship's quite a tasty league to be in.

00:26:31.920 --> 00:26:34.460
One of the best leagues in the world. Hardest

00:26:34.460 --> 00:26:36.480
league as well. I reckon it's the hardest. The

00:26:36.480 --> 00:26:39.279
richest, richest match in football. It is. The

00:26:39.279 --> 00:26:42.720
championship playoff final. Is it? Mm -hmm. 120

00:26:42.720 --> 00:26:46.720
million. Really? Yep. Why is it such a hard league

00:26:46.720 --> 00:26:50.559
to get in and out of? Because the team, because

00:26:50.559 --> 00:26:52.859
any team can go up because you've got the playoffs.

00:26:53.420 --> 00:26:55.720
You've got top six. So the top two get automatically

00:26:55.720 --> 00:26:58.660
promoted and then from third to sixth they'll

00:26:58.660 --> 00:27:00.519
play... They'll play each other and then so on.

00:27:00.980 --> 00:27:04.880
So the playoff is just... Anyone can go up. So...

00:27:04.880 --> 00:27:07.259
I say Luton were in the Premier League last year.

00:27:07.420 --> 00:27:09.259
No, they're down again, aren't they? No, they

00:27:09.259 --> 00:27:10.519
were relegated to the Championship. No, they

00:27:10.519 --> 00:27:12.400
were relegated to League One. Yeah. You've got

00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:14.119
fucking Charlton coming back into the Championship.

00:27:14.319 --> 00:27:16.059
You've got Wrexham in the Championship now. You've

00:27:16.059 --> 00:27:17.720
got Wrexham in the Championship. You've got fucking

00:27:17.720 --> 00:27:20.180
Bournemouth that went from like... League 2,

00:27:20.319 --> 00:27:22.579
League 1, Championship, Premier League, established

00:27:22.579 --> 00:27:24.059
Premier League clubs. You know what I mean? It's

00:27:24.059 --> 00:27:27.519
just a mad, mad division. So, Championship's

00:27:27.519 --> 00:27:29.880
always exciting. That's why I tend to start in

00:27:29.880 --> 00:27:33.859
the Championship on FIFA or... Well, this is

00:27:33.859 --> 00:27:36.680
your calling football manager on the Steam Deck.

00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:40.160
Getting yourself in the Championship. Get yourself

00:27:40.160 --> 00:27:43.279
in the Championship. Is it... It won't be up

00:27:43.279 --> 00:27:45.960
to date with current teams, will it? In terms

00:27:45.960 --> 00:27:47.779
of their positions. You can edit all that if

00:27:47.779 --> 00:27:50.160
you want. You can. I'm still waiting. I probably

00:27:50.160 --> 00:27:51.519
will, but I'm waiting for the new football manager

00:27:51.519 --> 00:27:53.240
because he got delayed and blah, blah, blah.

00:27:53.319 --> 00:27:55.400
Throw Wrexham in the championship and fucking

00:27:55.400 --> 00:27:56.779
coach him. I'll probably do a Wrexham file. Yeah,

00:27:56.819 --> 00:27:58.319
I'll probably do a Wrexham file. But the trouble

00:27:58.319 --> 00:28:01.240
is, I like to do it so it's realistic, so it's

00:28:01.240 --> 00:28:03.140
like I've earned everything. But if you go into,

00:28:03.359 --> 00:28:06.960
so I took a job in the championship. you set

00:28:06.960 --> 00:28:09.039
your qualifications so you can just be what's

00:28:09.039 --> 00:28:11.559
your reputation Sunday League football or Premier

00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:13.859
League Premier League elite level or you can

00:28:13.859 --> 00:28:15.960
be like zero coaching badges or the most coaching

00:28:15.960 --> 00:28:17.740
badges league winners ten times in a row that's

00:28:17.740 --> 00:28:21.200
what I did it's not exciting I like to keep it

00:28:21.200 --> 00:28:23.319
original I'm just a Sunday League footballer

00:28:23.319 --> 00:28:26.200
who's shit and got nothing you want the real

00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:28.839
life grind yeah I want to feel it you want the

00:28:28.839 --> 00:28:31.759
simulator I am that guy I've done exactly what

00:28:31.759 --> 00:28:35.079
I'll come from nothing nothing because weren't

00:28:35.079 --> 00:28:38.750
you weren't you with Dartford that's it Dartford

00:28:38.750 --> 00:28:40.930
yeah he was with Dartford and you weren't doing

00:28:40.930 --> 00:28:43.170
well in Dartford I think I won my first game

00:28:43.170 --> 00:28:44.869
and then lost 20 in a row or something ridiculous

00:28:44.869 --> 00:28:48.109
yeah and then fucked off to China don't know

00:28:48.109 --> 00:28:49.809
why they were interested I fuck knows that's

00:28:49.809 --> 00:28:52.230
such a weird move imagine that but football is

00:28:52.230 --> 00:28:55.480
weird like that Graham Potter fucking His name

00:28:55.480 --> 00:28:58.359
in Sweden and Roy Hodgson, I think he was out

00:28:58.359 --> 00:29:00.940
in fucking Austria or something for years. Managers

00:29:00.940 --> 00:29:03.259
do weird shit. Honey, kids, we're moving from

00:29:03.259 --> 00:29:07.319
Dartford, moving from Greys... To Tokyo. To Tokyo.

00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:10.599
Come on. Come on, see you later. Sunday League's

00:29:10.599 --> 00:29:14.680
calling. It's a weird one, man. I do like it.

00:29:14.740 --> 00:29:17.259
I do like it. I always think that with other

00:29:17.259 --> 00:29:20.259
football players when they get transferred to

00:29:20.259 --> 00:29:24.269
not just different clubs, but... Completely different

00:29:24.269 --> 00:29:25.890
countries. They've just got to move all their

00:29:25.890 --> 00:29:29.049
shit again. They just move everything. A lot

00:29:29.049 --> 00:29:31.569
of times they keep their houses. They just move

00:29:31.569 --> 00:29:34.250
to another house or they'll get a hotel for six

00:29:34.250 --> 00:29:37.670
months and see if they like the place. A lot

00:29:37.670 --> 00:29:39.869
of the club, depending on the level, the club

00:29:39.869 --> 00:29:42.509
has player liaisons that will do a lot of that

00:29:42.509 --> 00:29:44.609
shit for them. Find houses for them, find schools.

00:29:44.829 --> 00:29:46.789
If you're top tier, they'll just fucking move

00:29:46.789 --> 00:29:48.789
everything for you. You've got to worry about

00:29:48.789 --> 00:29:52.589
shit, bro. Anyway, I didn't even want to talk

00:29:52.589 --> 00:29:54.269
about all this shit. No, I know, but it's just

00:29:54.269 --> 00:29:58.289
nice to try and reel you into Football Manager

00:29:58.289 --> 00:30:00.470
again. I was playing Warzone. I've been playing

00:30:00.470 --> 00:30:06.890
FIFA. And I downloaded a game that I've played

00:30:06.890 --> 00:30:09.970
before. You've probably heard of. Goes by the

00:30:09.970 --> 00:30:13.990
name of Elder Scrolls Online. Yeah. Why have

00:30:13.990 --> 00:30:17.410
we done that? Felt a little MMO -ish, and I needed

00:30:17.410 --> 00:30:23.240
scratching. Oblivion's got me tantalising my

00:30:23.240 --> 00:30:25.220
taste buds. You didn't buy Oblivion. Yeah, I

00:30:25.220 --> 00:30:26.940
know, but the thought of it has got my mouth

00:30:26.940 --> 00:30:29.259
full. Why didn't you just get Oblivion? Well,

00:30:29.259 --> 00:30:32.160
because ESO's free and I've already got it. That's

00:30:32.160 --> 00:30:35.140
true. That's true. ESO is free. So I downloaded

00:30:35.140 --> 00:30:41.839
it and I logged in and I created Solax. Of course

00:30:41.839 --> 00:30:44.279
you did. Yep. So I'm playing as a Necromancer.

00:30:44.700 --> 00:30:47.079
Yep. And yeah, I haven't really played it. I

00:30:47.079 --> 00:30:48.660
just logged in. Do they have a Necromancer class?

00:30:49.259 --> 00:30:51.839
You have to buy it. Oh, you have to buy it. Of

00:30:51.839 --> 00:30:55.299
course you fucking do. I think you do anyway.

00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:57.299
I think I bought it last time. We're rolling

00:30:57.299 --> 00:30:59.579
in the same realms then because I haven't played

00:30:59.579 --> 00:31:03.440
WoW for a couple of weeks and I was like, what

00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:06.160
do I come back to? I want to do something else.

00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:08.940
And I was thinking Unholy Death Knight, which

00:31:08.940 --> 00:31:11.460
is basically a Necromancer as well because they

00:31:11.460 --> 00:31:13.279
have a little undead ghoul that runs around with

00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:15.579
them. Love that. So we're doing the same sort

00:31:15.579 --> 00:31:19.200
of shit. I wish they would merge them servers

00:31:19.200 --> 00:31:22.700
and make it cross -platform. It would be great,

00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:24.599
but it's Mega Servers, isn't it? So you're never

00:31:24.599 --> 00:31:27.779
alone. No, yeah, no, that's true. You are never

00:31:27.779 --> 00:31:29.380
alone. It's just annoying that you can't play

00:31:29.380 --> 00:31:32.059
over PC player and vice versa. Very fucking annoying.

00:31:32.359 --> 00:31:34.220
But then I watched a lot of videos on it this

00:31:34.220 --> 00:31:35.940
week and people were like, Mega Servers are good

00:31:35.940 --> 00:31:39.099
for that reason. You could be in the most random

00:31:39.099 --> 00:31:41.839
place in the whole world on the map that no one

00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:43.319
will ever be. There'll always be someone there

00:31:43.319 --> 00:31:45.140
doing something. And you're like, oh. And that's

00:31:45.140 --> 00:31:48.970
what MMOs are for, isn't it? I used to it weren't

00:31:48.970 --> 00:31:51.750
an MMR at all but I used to really like the Steep

00:31:51.750 --> 00:31:55.730
and Riders Republic what they used to do is throw

00:31:55.730 --> 00:32:02.509
in NPCs that would mask as players and like when

00:32:02.509 --> 00:32:05.349
you're skiing down a slope or whatever and there

00:32:05.349 --> 00:32:07.309
would just be like 50 other people and they'd

00:32:07.309 --> 00:32:08.950
show up on the minimap as well but rather than

00:32:08.950 --> 00:32:10.369
be coloured they were just little black dots

00:32:10.369 --> 00:32:12.390
but you could see them as actual people and falling

00:32:12.390 --> 00:32:15.890
over and laughing and all that shit and Even

00:32:15.890 --> 00:32:18.109
though you knew that you were the only real player

00:32:18.109 --> 00:32:21.509
on that mountain, it felt really nice because

00:32:21.509 --> 00:32:24.190
it's like I'm not on my own. There are just loads

00:32:24.190 --> 00:32:26.049
of people around me and it is comforting. Yeah,

00:32:26.170 --> 00:32:29.069
I agree. That's the one thing I found when me

00:32:29.069 --> 00:32:31.670
and Steph were always playing ESO was that it

00:32:31.670 --> 00:32:35.269
very much did feel like you are not on your own.

00:32:35.369 --> 00:32:37.890
You get there with RuneScape. I was playing old

00:32:37.890 --> 00:32:39.869
school RuneScape on my phone just fucking around

00:32:39.869 --> 00:32:42.250
and there's just loads of people knocking about

00:32:42.250 --> 00:32:44.750
doing their own shit. No one's saying anything.

00:32:45.180 --> 00:32:47.500
It's just nice because you're not, which is a

00:32:47.500 --> 00:32:49.500
weird thing about MMOs because most people will

00:32:49.500 --> 00:32:53.400
play them solo but enjoy having that company

00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:59.440
but not talking to them. It's almost like walking

00:32:59.440 --> 00:33:02.920
home from somewhere in the dark, whether it be

00:33:02.920 --> 00:33:04.619
an event or something like that, and there's

00:33:04.619 --> 00:33:06.700
just loads of people. No one's talking to each

00:33:06.700 --> 00:33:08.940
other. They're all talking to their partners

00:33:08.940 --> 00:33:11.480
or whatever. But that volume and that presence

00:33:11.480 --> 00:33:14.980
is always quite comforting. Unless someone goes

00:33:14.980 --> 00:33:16.759
crazy and starts trying to kill everyone. Then

00:33:16.759 --> 00:33:18.460
that makes it a little bit more uncomfortable.

00:33:18.819 --> 00:33:22.200
Yeah. But beforehand, it is quite nice. I don't

00:33:22.200 --> 00:33:25.460
need you talking about ESO at all. Sorry. At

00:33:25.460 --> 00:33:30.279
all. Sorry. Because I'm in an MMO slump. There's

00:33:30.279 --> 00:33:31.740
a guy at work. I can't do it. He didn't half

00:33:31.740 --> 00:33:35.599
make me laugh. He's played ESO for 20 ,000 hours.

00:33:35.900 --> 00:33:39.920
It's the only game he plays. And he wanted to

00:33:39.920 --> 00:33:45.119
become a vampire. But he's like... he struggles

00:33:45.119 --> 00:33:47.819
with reading and stuff so which is mental to

00:33:47.819 --> 00:33:51.319
me because he he can't really read but yet he

00:33:51.319 --> 00:33:53.759
plays a very complicated game in terms of like

00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:55.240
you want to look at the stats and the numbers

00:33:55.240 --> 00:33:58.180
and stuff like that so but he loves it so but

00:33:58.180 --> 00:34:00.420
he plays it so casually you know i mean he goes

00:34:00.420 --> 00:34:03.059
into like dungeons and stuff or delves or whatever

00:34:03.059 --> 00:34:06.480
they're called and uh he he pretends that he's

00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:08.099
a healer or whatever and then they just boot

00:34:08.099 --> 00:34:09.400
him out after a while because they're like you're

00:34:09.400 --> 00:34:11.900
lying you don't know what you're doing oh, God,

00:34:12.039 --> 00:34:14.559
I just want the loot. Yeah. It cracks me up.

00:34:14.579 --> 00:34:16.820
But he said, yeah, he stood outside of this main

00:34:16.820 --> 00:34:21.659
town for hours on end for fucking loads of evenings,

00:34:21.800 --> 00:34:24.500
just standing there with his mic unmuted, just

00:34:24.500 --> 00:34:27.519
going, is anyone a vampire? Can you bite me?

00:34:27.619 --> 00:34:29.519
Bite me. I need someone to bite me. Can you bite

00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:32.860
me, please? Just begging to be bit because he

00:34:32.860 --> 00:34:35.639
wanted to be a vampire. And that is hilarious

00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:38.900
to me. Yeah. you can do that. So yeah, I've got,

00:34:39.019 --> 00:34:42.980
you know, Zolax, man, is my mage guy. I think

00:34:42.980 --> 00:34:46.320
my geyser, I did make them a werewolf and then

00:34:46.320 --> 00:34:48.280
realised that being a werewolf is absolutely

00:34:48.280 --> 00:34:51.559
useless. But it's more aesthetics for me. Yeah.

00:34:51.880 --> 00:34:53.760
Aesthetics, character building is just fun so

00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:56.219
I don't think Zolax will be a vampire or werewolf

00:34:56.219 --> 00:34:58.300
but it's cool to know that they are out there.

00:34:58.460 --> 00:35:00.360
It's a very fun game and it's very, very popular.

00:35:00.699 --> 00:35:02.719
Oh yeah, it's like the third most popular MO.

00:35:03.480 --> 00:35:05.730
I wonder what the charts look like. Well, this

00:35:05.730 --> 00:35:08.170
fucking microphone, I'm going to fix it for next

00:35:08.170 --> 00:35:13.050
episode. Wow, Final Fantasy and ESO, last time

00:35:13.050 --> 00:35:14.869
I looked at it. But then they've got a new expansion

00:35:14.869 --> 00:35:17.130
coming out next week or something, so I think

00:35:17.130 --> 00:35:19.090
it's going to even, you know, it'll peak again,

00:35:19.230 --> 00:35:23.449
blah -de -blah -de -blah. MMO Populations, this

00:35:23.449 --> 00:35:28.769
is the one. I think you're alone now. Okay, no,

00:35:28.789 --> 00:35:32.559
really, it's actually number one. Is Baldur's

00:35:32.559 --> 00:35:36.059
Gate free? Yes. I've seen that shit before. Nonsense.

00:35:36.639 --> 00:35:41.940
And then... What the fuck is... Wuthering Waves?

00:35:42.099 --> 00:35:47.500
It's the fucking new... Chinese. Is it Chinese?

00:35:47.739 --> 00:35:50.800
It's the new... What's it called? Let me click

00:35:50.800 --> 00:35:52.340
on it and see what it does. It's that fucking

00:35:52.340 --> 00:35:56.159
game. It's that one. It's the new Genshin Impact,

00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:59.000
basically. It's not Genshin Impact, but it's

00:35:59.000 --> 00:36:02.039
the same sort of shit. is a story rich open world

00:36:02.039 --> 00:36:04.460
RPG with a high degree of freedom. You wake from

00:36:04.460 --> 00:36:07.280
your slumber as a rover joined by a vibrant cast

00:36:07.280 --> 00:36:09.539
of resonators on a journey to reclaim your lost

00:36:09.539 --> 00:36:11.880
memories and change the world. We're working

00:36:11.880 --> 00:36:18.960
to resolve our compatibility with Steam. I think

00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:21.739
I saw something about that a while ago. Is it

00:36:21.739 --> 00:36:25.039
free? Yes, it's like the new Genshin Impact.

00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:29.570
Honkai Star Rail is fourth. Yeah, that's the

00:36:29.570 --> 00:36:34.030
same as Genshin Impact, but in space. What? Why

00:36:34.030 --> 00:36:38.090
not? Honkai Star Rail versus Genshin Impact.

00:36:40.670 --> 00:36:46.269
Is it literally just a copy? Well, it is. Similar.

00:36:46.369 --> 00:36:49.489
Very fucking similar. You can play Wuthering

00:36:49.489 --> 00:36:51.409
Waves on your phone. This is the same shit. It's

00:36:51.409 --> 00:36:54.210
just like Genshin Impact. Yeah. It's the same

00:36:54.210 --> 00:36:57.010
stuff. Oh, God, it's fucking anime. Let's meet

00:36:57.010 --> 00:37:00.889
out. Keep me out of it. I have another gacha

00:37:00.889 --> 00:37:04.969
game. How fucking strange. But yeah, fair enough.

00:37:05.909 --> 00:37:09.070
It's a nice itch to scratch. I just wish that

00:37:09.070 --> 00:37:15.070
they would do more with ESO. Yummy, yummy. But

00:37:15.070 --> 00:37:20.090
yeah, if that were a cross platform, it would

00:37:20.090 --> 00:37:21.429
be good, but at the same time, it would be an

00:37:21.429 --> 00:37:24.150
absolute cunt if you were doing PvP and shit

00:37:24.150 --> 00:37:27.010
like that. That's where it becomes a bit of a...

00:37:27.710 --> 00:37:29.789
a bit of a horrible one I think it's good value

00:37:29.789 --> 00:37:31.309
as well because obviously you've got the sub

00:37:31.309 --> 00:37:33.070
with wow you get the sub with this but then you

00:37:33.070 --> 00:37:34.590
get all the other stuff which is not necessary

00:37:34.590 --> 00:37:36.829
but you can get all the expansions you can get

00:37:36.829 --> 00:37:39.210
fucking the unlimited crafting space all your

00:37:39.210 --> 00:37:42.929
materials just go and it's easy for me to cancel

00:37:42.929 --> 00:37:45.409
as well which I like yeah that's true I can just

00:37:45.409 --> 00:37:47.789
press a button I'm a fan that sees a ball like

00:37:47.789 --> 00:37:50.530
log in do this I just want to see if there's

00:37:50.530 --> 00:37:54.619
any more A Reddit post. Blizzard is preparing

00:37:54.619 --> 00:38:00.579
the ground for a WoW console launch. Judging

00:38:00.579 --> 00:38:03.079
by recent changes made by Blizzard in the upcoming

00:38:03.079 --> 00:38:05.760
ones that the WoW official retail game client

00:38:05.760 --> 00:38:09.599
is getting ready for an Xbox console launch with

00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:12.760
some sort of brand new UI for consoles with some

00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:16.000
mechanics like dynamic flights and such. This

00:38:16.000 --> 00:38:18.400
is all speculation, by the way. When was this

00:38:18.400 --> 00:38:21.380
posted? Two years ago? This was posted 15 days

00:38:21.380 --> 00:38:24.340
ago. Oh. uh if putting wow on console forces

00:38:24.340 --> 00:38:27.659
them to be less reliant but basically what's

00:38:27.659 --> 00:38:31.340
spurred that conversation is that we got a little

00:38:31.340 --> 00:38:33.960
bit of a showcase into one of the into the next

00:38:33.960 --> 00:38:37.679
major patch um was it the next major patch was

00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:39.440
it the next expansion i think it might have been

00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:42.940
the next patch don't quote me on it where um

00:38:42.940 --> 00:38:45.980
they're introducing a one button rotation i think

00:38:45.980 --> 00:38:48.699
we spoke a little bit about it last time uh where

00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:51.320
you just press one button and it will do your

00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:54.860
rotation for you. But the consequence of that

00:38:54.860 --> 00:38:56.940
is that your global cooldown is, I think it was

00:38:56.940 --> 00:38:59.139
like 0 .3 of a second longer, which means in

00:38:59.139 --> 00:39:01.780
real terms, on a competitive level, it's fucking

00:39:01.780 --> 00:39:05.340
pointless. PvP is shit. Yeah, PvP and high -end

00:39:05.340 --> 00:39:08.320
content, it's not going to be viable to play.

00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:09.860
But if you just want to switch your brain off

00:39:09.860 --> 00:39:14.159
and do it, then it's kind of like a AFK type

00:39:14.159 --> 00:39:20.400
thing. But that, obviously... kind of more solidifies

00:39:20.400 --> 00:39:24.619
being able to play it on console not that you

00:39:24.619 --> 00:39:26.400
would release it where that's your only form

00:39:26.400 --> 00:39:28.900
of combat but introducing something like that

00:39:28.900 --> 00:39:33.079
allows you to at least get used to the game and

00:39:33.079 --> 00:39:35.699
definitely makes it way more easier to play on

00:39:35.699 --> 00:39:37.619
console with a controller if all you've got to

00:39:37.619 --> 00:39:42.099
press is fucking X to do all of your shit so

00:39:42.099 --> 00:39:45.340
I feel like they're heading in that sort of direction

00:39:46.090 --> 00:39:48.050
There's also speculation of it coming to Game

00:39:48.050 --> 00:39:51.769
Pass, which I can't see happening because WoW's

00:39:51.769 --> 00:39:53.369
been around a very long time and they've always

00:39:53.369 --> 00:39:56.150
used their own client and their own subs. So

00:39:56.150 --> 00:39:58.389
it coming to Game Pass, but at the same time,

00:39:58.429 --> 00:40:03.090
you get everything for free anyway, pretty much.

00:40:04.579 --> 00:40:07.440
But Microsoft own them. Microsoft do own them,

00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:08.940
yeah. They own Activision, so they can do what

00:40:08.940 --> 00:40:10.420
they want. They can do whatever the fuck they

00:40:10.420 --> 00:40:11.639
want, but I just don't know whether they would

00:40:11.639 --> 00:40:13.559
bother doing whatever the fuck they want. If

00:40:13.559 --> 00:40:14.619
someone's game passed, surely you still have

00:40:14.619 --> 00:40:16.300
to pay the sub, no? So what are they getting?

00:40:17.460 --> 00:40:19.920
I'd imagine the base game, because even then,

00:40:19.960 --> 00:40:22.400
if you buy World of Warcraft now, you buy the

00:40:22.400 --> 00:40:25.159
war within. It's just like ESO, unless you sub

00:40:25.159 --> 00:40:28.039
to ESO. Because I bought the dragon fucking rider

00:40:28.039 --> 00:40:31.019
one. You get everything beforehand anyway, so

00:40:31.019 --> 00:40:35.500
you only have to pay... for The War Within. So

00:40:35.500 --> 00:40:38.340
I guess you'd get that on Game Pass. But how

00:40:38.340 --> 00:40:41.079
much more money? Just get it on fucking console,

00:40:41.159 --> 00:40:45.119
man. Fuck's sake. Stop fucking about. You know

00:40:45.119 --> 00:40:47.880
what I mean? Get it in me. Final Fantasy did

00:40:47.880 --> 00:40:50.199
it. Yeah, exactly. And they did it very well.

00:40:50.300 --> 00:40:53.420
Exactly. It can be done. ESO have done it. And

00:40:53.420 --> 00:40:55.280
they've done it very, very well. Exactly. So

00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:57.440
of course it can be done. Activision Blizzard

00:40:57.440 --> 00:40:59.159
can definitely do it. Of course they can. It's

00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:02.380
just if they want to. Yeah. Another exciting

00:41:02.380 --> 00:41:04.880
thing, which I forgot, is the, for me anyway,

00:41:05.099 --> 00:41:07.360
Kingdom Come Deliverance. Two first DLCs out

00:41:07.360 --> 00:41:10.739
today. Yeah. So, got that to reinstall. Is it

00:41:10.739 --> 00:41:13.760
decent? I don't know. Don't spoil it. I don't

00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:15.639
even know what it's about. I know vaguely it's

00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:17.800
about a painter and a skull or something. Two

00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:21.500
DLC. What's it called? Brushes with Death or

00:41:21.500 --> 00:41:23.960
something? Brushes with Death. Yeah, boy. Oh,

00:41:24.139 --> 00:41:27.599
God. IGN review. I don't read that shit. I don't

00:41:27.599 --> 00:41:29.059
want to hear the review. Do you want to hear

00:41:29.059 --> 00:41:31.940
their six out of ten stars? Brilliant. No thanks.

00:41:32.099 --> 00:41:33.639
You don't want to hear the review? What if it's

00:41:33.639 --> 00:41:36.920
spoiler free? We don't like IGN very much. I

00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:38.159
don't want to hear anything because I want to

00:41:38.159 --> 00:41:40.079
go in blind. I know nothing apart from the fact

00:41:40.079 --> 00:41:42.500
it's a painter. How to play Kingdom Come Deliverance

00:41:42.500 --> 00:41:46.000
2 Brushes with Death DLC? How to start Brushes

00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:47.699
with Death? I'd imagine it's because you have

00:41:47.699 --> 00:41:49.139
to go and find a quest, do you? Is that what

00:41:49.139 --> 00:41:52.059
they did? Give 6 out of 10? Yeah, you're interested,

00:41:52.219 --> 00:41:54.420
aren't you? No, I'm just fucking joking. I hate

00:41:54.420 --> 00:41:59.050
them. Absolutely joking. mainstream media they

00:41:59.050 --> 00:42:02.730
did they did indeed give it a give it a 6 out

00:42:02.730 --> 00:42:06.570
of 10 and you can start the DLC quest as early

00:42:06.570 --> 00:42:11.929
as the end of act 1 I won't go any well how does

00:42:11.929 --> 00:42:17.030
that oh they gave the game a 9 the review was

00:42:17.030 --> 00:42:19.849
a 9 it took around 12 hours and you could probably

00:42:19.849 --> 00:42:27.659
cheers you're a terrible gamer I didn't know

00:42:27.659 --> 00:42:35.139
what I was reading. I'm sorry. It's in massive

00:42:35.139 --> 00:42:38.659
bold writing. I thought they were talking about

00:42:38.659 --> 00:42:43.239
the actual game. Forgive me. It's because this

00:42:43.239 --> 00:42:47.219
article has Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 and then

00:42:47.219 --> 00:42:50.440
a video of the initial review of the game and

00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:53.579
then directly underneath that. in big bold letters

00:42:53.579 --> 00:42:56.780
it says it took around 12 hours I don't know

00:42:56.780 --> 00:42:59.840
why they'd format it that way I apologise but

00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:03.380
it's a DLC and it's IGN so chances are they were

00:43:03.380 --> 00:43:07.010
just fucking beelining the main But then the

00:43:07.010 --> 00:43:09.070
same thing, I think I might have watched IGN's

00:43:09.070 --> 00:43:10.989
review or something and it's just the same shit.

00:43:11.730 --> 00:43:13.590
We've had this discussion before. You get people

00:43:13.590 --> 00:43:15.090
reviewing games that don't like them as all games.

00:43:15.510 --> 00:43:17.730
A 9 out of 10 is a brilliant score, don't get

00:43:17.730 --> 00:43:20.309
me wrong. But then all the complaints, if I remember

00:43:20.309 --> 00:43:23.670
correctly, if it was them, was just like the

00:43:23.670 --> 00:43:26.090
combat's clunky and it's supposed to be. You're

00:43:26.090 --> 00:43:28.150
not supposed to be a fucking wizard. I don't

00:43:28.150 --> 00:43:30.730
listen to IGN reviews at all. No one does. There's

00:43:30.730 --> 00:43:33.250
nothing that I pay attention from from IGN. They

00:43:33.250 --> 00:43:36.440
probably gave Expedition 33 a fucking 7. Do you

00:43:36.440 --> 00:43:39.119
know what I mean? Fuck them. They are very annoying.

00:43:39.320 --> 00:43:40.900
I normally go to Reddit or things like that.

00:43:40.920 --> 00:43:43.800
I want user, which is weird that you would look

00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:45.860
at a critic and go, no, you're not real. But

00:43:45.860 --> 00:43:48.420
it's like you're getting paid to do that. So

00:43:48.420 --> 00:43:50.920
chances are you're going to give it a shit review

00:43:50.920 --> 00:43:55.960
to get some hype up. What are you Googling? Brushes

00:43:55.960 --> 00:43:59.000
with death review roundup. Can't help yourself.

00:44:00.699 --> 00:44:02.519
Decent, looking decent, looking bad. Brushes

00:44:02.519 --> 00:44:06.909
with death is a, this is IGN. reddit and it's

00:44:06.909 --> 00:44:10.170
a bold caption so I'll just read the top bit

00:44:10.170 --> 00:44:12.269
brushes with death is a low stakes episode that

00:44:12.269 --> 00:44:14.349
doesn't serve as a strong follow up on its own

00:44:14.349 --> 00:44:16.010
but might be a nice seasoning spread over the

00:44:16.010 --> 00:44:18.710
top of a fresh playthrough top first comment

00:44:18.710 --> 00:44:20.889
top comment whatever I played the DLC as well

00:44:20.889 --> 00:44:23.289
and would very much do disagree with this review

00:44:23.289 --> 00:44:25.570
brushes with death is a really really strong

00:44:25.570 --> 00:44:27.809
standalone story calling it filler is ridiculous

00:44:27.809 --> 00:44:30.150
in my opinion doesn't tell the next chapter of

00:44:30.150 --> 00:44:32.489
henry's life but was anyone expecting it to if

00:44:32.489 --> 00:44:34.670
you enjoyed some more of the in -depth side quests

00:44:34.670 --> 00:44:36.630
from the base game like the kuttenberg murder

00:44:36.630 --> 00:44:38.269
quest line then you'll probably love brushes

00:44:38.269 --> 00:44:41.449
with death so classic case of probably again

00:44:41.449 --> 00:44:43.829
it might even be a case of the person that reviewed

00:44:43.829 --> 00:44:48.610
uh casey d2 didn't even review the dlc i don't

00:44:48.610 --> 00:44:51.280
know Who knows? But what I care about is what

00:44:51.280 --> 00:44:53.840
I will play and if I'll enjoy it or not. It's

00:44:53.840 --> 00:44:56.940
very subjective, isn't it? Unless it's a really

00:44:56.940 --> 00:44:58.880
bad game where everyone can come to a consensus.

00:44:59.159 --> 00:45:04.619
Yeah. I'd sit here and say Expedition 33 is an

00:45:04.619 --> 00:45:07.119
absolutely fantastic game. Everyone must play

00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:09.739
it. You could play it and then go, no, this is

00:45:09.739 --> 00:45:12.579
waft. It's like me trying to review fucking Gran

00:45:12.579 --> 00:45:15.599
Turismo. I don't give a fuck. Or, I'll tell you

00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:18.829
exactly what it's like. It's like Sam. one of

00:45:18.829 --> 00:45:21.690
our dearest patrons, patreon .com forward slash

00:45:21.690 --> 00:45:27.469
whatsthebuttons, highly recommended Granblue

00:45:27.469 --> 00:45:30.900
Fantasy Relink. of that fucking game. And he

00:45:30.900 --> 00:45:32.039
loved it. It's still in my PlayStation. Every

00:45:32.039 --> 00:45:33.679
time I turn that cunt on, it tries installing

00:45:33.679 --> 00:45:35.280
it again. I need to take it out. It's pissing

00:45:35.280 --> 00:45:36.980
me off. Bin it. It's not worth it. Use it as

00:45:36.980 --> 00:45:39.500
a coaster. Bin it. Oh, it's mine, isn't it? Yeah,

00:45:39.500 --> 00:45:42.320
bin it. Give us a fuck. Who cares? I completely

00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:44.179
forgot it's my game. I don't give a fuck what

00:45:44.179 --> 00:45:45.880
happens to that. Fling it out the window. It's

00:45:45.880 --> 00:45:48.059
pointless. But he said that that game was really

00:45:48.059 --> 00:45:51.760
fun. So I went and bought it and then played

00:45:51.760 --> 00:45:54.719
it and went, yeah, no, this is waft. This is

00:45:54.719 --> 00:45:56.719
waft. Ash didn't believe me. I said, I'm telling

00:45:56.719 --> 00:46:01.260
you, that game is waft. It's not that I didn't

00:46:01.260 --> 00:46:04.360
believe you. It was I was inspired by your Death

00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:06.019
Stranding. I was invested, which you've ruined.

00:46:06.199 --> 00:46:08.059
I was invested in your story that you were telling.

00:46:08.099 --> 00:46:10.400
I was looking forward to each week. I was like,

00:46:10.440 --> 00:46:12.480
I want to do something like that. I'll try that

00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:15.539
because you failed. And I put it on and I failed.

00:46:15.619 --> 00:46:18.099
Yeah, yeah. Because it sucks. Yeah, it evened

00:46:18.099 --> 00:46:21.960
out the equilibrium. I apologise for that. But

00:46:21.960 --> 00:46:25.960
yeah, Sam is a hardcore gamer and knows his shit

00:46:25.960 --> 00:46:28.699
and is extremely helpful in giving in -depth

00:46:28.699 --> 00:46:30.099
reviews and everything like that. I can't fault

00:46:30.099 --> 00:46:32.940
the man. But for that, nearly cancelled his sub

00:46:32.940 --> 00:46:35.380
because it was ridiculous. The trouble is with

00:46:35.380 --> 00:46:39.260
that though, but this is the truth, is the game

00:46:39.260 --> 00:46:41.400
is probably fantastic. Yeah. It's just not a

00:46:41.400 --> 00:46:43.460
cup of tea. That was the point I was making is

00:46:43.460 --> 00:46:46.650
that we, yeah, he thinks it's a great game. I

00:46:46.650 --> 00:46:50.750
do not. I am IGN in this case. I thought it was

00:46:50.750 --> 00:46:52.989
waft. It's just that I don't like that art style.

00:46:53.110 --> 00:46:55.190
I don't like that. Come on, guys. Let's do it,

00:46:55.210 --> 00:46:57.570
team. High five. Wow. It nearly got us, but it

00:46:57.570 --> 00:46:59.150
didn't. And we're friends and our friendship

00:46:59.150 --> 00:47:02.510
can blossom into love. Fuck off, man. Let me

00:47:02.510 --> 00:47:05.150
just kill you. If I'm watching anime, I want

00:47:05.150 --> 00:47:06.829
to watch cyberpunk anime where it's just fucked

00:47:06.829 --> 00:47:09.429
up shit. Yeah. I want blood, guts, and all the

00:47:09.429 --> 00:47:11.630
other stuff. All the taste stuff that comes with

00:47:11.630 --> 00:47:13.849
it. Yeah, that's not for me. So I need to take

00:47:13.849 --> 00:47:15.230
that out of the fucking PlayStation because it's

00:47:15.230 --> 00:47:17.590
doing my nutting. Put it in its broken case and

00:47:17.590 --> 00:47:20.409
fuck it off. I need to download KCD2, which is

00:47:20.409 --> 00:47:23.289
going to take 16 years. So I'm looking forward

00:47:23.289 --> 00:47:25.230
to that. Bring a PlayStation around and download

00:47:25.230 --> 00:47:27.550
it. You'll be done in five minutes. Well, yeah,

00:47:27.650 --> 00:47:31.769
finger me. I've got to play some video games.

00:47:31.889 --> 00:47:36.269
What am I going to play tonight? Probably ESO,

00:47:36.289 --> 00:47:38.230
actually, because every other night I've been

00:47:38.230 --> 00:47:40.429
playing Warzone. I think my mate's not on for

00:47:40.429 --> 00:47:41.889
the weekend. Have you checked through the store

00:47:41.889 --> 00:47:43.570
yet to see if there's any goodies that entice

00:47:43.570 --> 00:47:47.840
you in? Warzone? Oh, ESO. No, no, because I...

00:47:47.840 --> 00:47:50.719
Crown crates are fucking gambling for me. I was

00:47:50.719 --> 00:47:53.820
getting bad. The trouble is with ESO is I like

00:47:53.820 --> 00:47:57.139
earning things. The good thing about it... They're

00:47:57.139 --> 00:48:00.079
all cosmetic, bro. The good thing... Yeah, yeah,

00:48:00.099 --> 00:48:02.920
that's fine. The good thing about ESO is that

00:48:02.920 --> 00:48:06.840
they say that a lot of the gear is always relevant,

00:48:06.920 --> 00:48:09.300
so you can get best in slot from a dungeon that

00:48:09.300 --> 00:48:12.099
was fucking five years ago. You can get it. It's

00:48:12.099 --> 00:48:13.239
all different sorts of stuff, which is great.

00:48:13.920 --> 00:48:15.219
And then there's these new... I don't know if

00:48:15.219 --> 00:48:17.159
these new or if you were playing it when these

00:48:17.159 --> 00:48:20.519
things existed. They're called like Apex mounts

00:48:20.519 --> 00:48:22.900
or something. There's only three of them. Like

00:48:22.900 --> 00:48:25.900
three god -tier fucking mounts that you can only

00:48:25.900 --> 00:48:29.360
get. They cost a lot of money, I think. But you

00:48:29.360 --> 00:48:32.639
can guarantee them if you do your dailies for

00:48:32.639 --> 00:48:36.139
a year. You guarantee one. you haven't got to

00:48:36.139 --> 00:48:37.679
do it back to back but if you do it I remember

00:48:37.679 --> 00:48:39.619
you could buy like apex crystals or whatever

00:48:39.619 --> 00:48:41.820
it fucking was yeah see I don't know the ins

00:48:41.820 --> 00:48:43.159
and outs it's just the little video I watched

00:48:43.159 --> 00:48:47.440
in the classic and people are like yeah still

00:48:47.440 --> 00:48:50.380
got the best housing system people spend they

00:48:50.380 --> 00:48:52.159
say it's the end game the housing was very cool

00:48:52.159 --> 00:48:54.400
very very cool I can't fault that so yeah I'm

00:48:54.400 --> 00:48:56.320
just I'm excited to get on there man so Lexi's

00:48:56.320 --> 00:48:58.380
gonna have his dark story he's just gonna fucking

00:48:58.380 --> 00:49:01.559
fuck everything up the trouble I have is as soon

00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:04.090
as I came out the entry point I skipped the tutorial

00:49:04.090 --> 00:49:07.010
like a numpty because I forgot everything. And

00:49:07.010 --> 00:49:08.750
I pressed the wrong button and I attacked a civilian

00:49:08.750 --> 00:49:10.469
and now I've got a bounty but I've got no gold

00:49:10.469 --> 00:49:12.090
so I can't pay the bounty off but I can't talk

00:49:12.090 --> 00:49:13.750
to anyone because I've got a bounty and no one

00:49:13.750 --> 00:49:15.289
wants to talk to me so I can't earn gold to pay

00:49:15.289 --> 00:49:16.809
the bounty off. Can't you just get arrested?

00:49:17.750 --> 00:49:20.449
No, because they don't... The only two options

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he's given me is pay the bounty or flee. Flee?

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Yeah, so I flee and then I get died. I get deaded.

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And then I spawn and they go, Hey! You've committed

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crimes against the crown. We need money. And

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I say, ah, fuck off. Right. Well, that's that

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then. Patreon time. Yeah. See you later, everyone.

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Ooroo. Ooroo.