WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:07.500 Go on then, mate. I'm back. Again. You was away. 00:00:08.060 --> 00:00:10.699 I was away. Then it was my birthday. Yep. And 00:00:10.699 --> 00:00:14.939 now we're here. Yep. Should we talk about my 00:00:14.939 --> 00:00:16.699 birthday present? Yeah, I've got a fucking boner 00:00:16.699 --> 00:00:19.620 pick with you. Big one. Yeah. Big problem. So 00:00:19.620 --> 00:00:23.820 do you want my side first? Go. So we have that. 00:00:24.260 --> 00:00:30.230 Right. So it was Ash's birthday. This is what 00:00:30.230 --> 00:00:33.250 happened. I get a phone call through Instagram 00:00:33.250 --> 00:00:37.409 whilst I'm at work. And even my phone didn't 00:00:37.409 --> 00:00:39.170 know what was going on. So it spazzed out a little 00:00:39.170 --> 00:00:41.350 bit. And I was connected to the work van at the 00:00:41.350 --> 00:00:44.149 time. So I don't think the van really knew how 00:00:44.149 --> 00:00:47.229 to take an Instagram call. Because who rings 00:00:47.229 --> 00:00:51.049 people off of Instagram? And then I unlocked 00:00:51.049 --> 00:00:54.429 my phone. And it just said Jem. Because obviously 00:00:54.429 --> 00:00:56.649 Jem's got that weird squiggly writing as her 00:00:56.649 --> 00:01:00.049 name on Insta, isn't she? Yeah, weird squigglies. 00:01:01.750 --> 00:01:05.629 My first thought was, he's dead. Something's 00:01:05.629 --> 00:01:08.709 happened and he's died. Or something serious. 00:01:08.829 --> 00:01:10.930 He's fallen out a tree. Something has happened 00:01:10.930 --> 00:01:13.109 and I'm being notified. I don't know why I would 00:01:13.109 --> 00:01:14.950 be notified, but I'm being notified. Business 00:01:14.950 --> 00:01:17.069 partner. Business partner. My business partner's 00:01:17.069 --> 00:01:20.450 fucked. Business partner's dead. And so I answered 00:01:20.450 --> 00:01:22.129 the phone. I went, Gem, you good? You all right? 00:01:22.450 --> 00:01:24.409 He says, oh, yeah, no, no, I'm absolutely fine. 00:01:24.469 --> 00:01:27.010 She's like, um... She was like, it's Ash's birthday. 00:01:27.870 --> 00:01:31.230 She was like, I don't know what to get him. And 00:01:31.230 --> 00:01:33.989 she was like, I don't really know much about 00:01:33.989 --> 00:01:37.709 the gaming side of stuff. She was like, you're 00:01:37.709 --> 00:01:39.650 the only person I could think of that would know 00:01:39.650 --> 00:01:43.090 him well enough and then know what we're talking 00:01:43.090 --> 00:01:46.170 about. So can you help me figure out what to 00:01:46.170 --> 00:01:47.469 get him? I went, yeah, yeah, of course you can. 00:01:48.530 --> 00:01:50.250 And she was going through the stuff that she 00:01:50.250 --> 00:01:51.430 got you. And she was like, but you ain't going 00:01:51.430 --> 00:01:53.209 to be fucking excited by any of that. I need 00:01:53.209 --> 00:01:55.650 to get him something else. And then she was like, 00:01:55.689 --> 00:01:58.769 I'm on his PlayStation. And I'm on his wish list. 00:01:59.409 --> 00:02:01.569 I went, all right, fucking decent start. Because 00:02:01.569 --> 00:02:03.230 I said, he's got a Steam wish list. I said, and 00:02:03.230 --> 00:02:04.769 he's got a PlayStation. I said, don't bother 00:02:04.769 --> 00:02:07.069 with the Steam one. And she was like, I wouldn't 00:02:07.069 --> 00:02:08.889 dare touch that Steam deck. She was like, I ain't 00:02:08.889 --> 00:02:10.150 got a fucking clue. She was like, I would not 00:02:10.150 --> 00:02:12.409 go anywhere near it. I said, it's fine. But I 00:02:12.409 --> 00:02:14.870 said, he's got that wish list on Steam because 00:02:14.870 --> 00:02:16.509 he wants to know when there's a deal. So I said, 00:02:16.509 --> 00:02:18.780 there's no point. There's no point grabbing any 00:02:18.780 --> 00:02:20.099 of that. I said, it's probably the same with 00:02:20.099 --> 00:02:24.099 PlayStation, but fuck it. And she was like, there's 00:02:24.099 --> 00:02:26.599 loads of shit on here. I said, we'll just start 00:02:26.599 --> 00:02:29.520 reeling some stuff off. I said, and I'll work 00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:35.000 it out. She said, Oblivion Remaster. And I said, 00:02:35.039 --> 00:02:37.860 yeah, that's fucking, that's decent. But I said, 00:02:37.860 --> 00:02:39.900 he's already... I said, he wants that, but I 00:02:39.900 --> 00:02:41.639 said, he has already played Oblivion before. 00:02:42.740 --> 00:02:45.099 So I was like, it won't really be that much more 00:02:45.099 --> 00:02:47.419 exciting. And then she reads off a couple of 00:02:47.419 --> 00:02:49.300 other games and then she reads off Indiana Jones. 00:02:50.419 --> 00:02:53.900 I went, oh, Indiana Jones. I said, oh no, sorry, 00:02:54.060 --> 00:02:58.659 I am wrong. Originally, I said Oblivion, but 00:02:58.659 --> 00:03:01.719 then she couldn't get that on Amazon. And she 00:03:01.719 --> 00:03:03.259 was like, so I'll just buy it through the store. 00:03:03.319 --> 00:03:04.680 I said, don't do that because it will notify 00:03:04.680 --> 00:03:07.020 him that you've done it. I said, you can't. I 00:03:07.020 --> 00:03:08.580 said, you're better off getting him a physical 00:03:08.580 --> 00:03:10.580 game. And then she was panicked because she was 00:03:10.580 --> 00:03:12.300 like, I don't know if he's going to have any 00:03:12.300 --> 00:03:14.439 storage, blah, blah, blah. He's got like another 00:03:14.439 --> 00:03:16.319 hard drive that he uses. So that's absolutely 00:03:16.319 --> 00:03:18.199 fine. I said, he can just install it onto that. 00:03:18.280 --> 00:03:22.860 I said, it's not a problem. And so I was like, 00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:26.360 right, can't get Oblivion on Amazon. So I was 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:28.439 like, right, what about Indiana Jones? Because 00:03:28.439 --> 00:03:30.060 I said, if he's got it on his wish list, I said, 00:03:30.120 --> 00:03:31.680 he must be interested. I said, I think we both 00:03:31.680 --> 00:03:35.009 wanted to play at some point. So I said, can 00:03:35.009 --> 00:03:37.009 you get that on Amazon? And she was like, yeah, 00:03:37.009 --> 00:03:38.830 yeah, of course I can. So I was like, right. 00:03:39.069 --> 00:03:41.889 So I was like, right, we'll do that then. Buy 00:03:41.889 --> 00:03:45.009 that. And she was like, oh, thank you so much. 00:03:45.189 --> 00:03:47.969 I said, let me know if he likes it or not. I 00:03:47.969 --> 00:03:50.030 said, worst case scenario, he don't like it and 00:03:50.030 --> 00:03:52.389 it's Amazon and you just return it. And she was 00:03:52.389 --> 00:03:54.810 like, yeah, yeah. But I was like, I'm sure he'll 00:03:54.810 --> 00:03:58.449 love it. And then what happens? I get a message 00:03:58.449 --> 00:04:05.840 on your birthday from Gemma. He hates it. no 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:07.539 no no I'll tell you what because I still have 00:04:07.539 --> 00:04:09.599 the fucking chat won't I mission abort mission 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:16.339 abort she said where is it she said mission abort 00:04:16.339 --> 00:04:19.639 Indiana was not a success well because she said 00:04:19.639 --> 00:04:22.160 she rung me and she said Jones is coming to the 00:04:22.160 --> 00:04:26.839 Harris Prince household and then I said he'll 00:04:26.839 --> 00:04:29.240 love it and if he doesn't I'll buy it off you 00:04:29.680 --> 00:04:31.319 And she said, you know, I'll blame you if he 00:04:31.319 --> 00:04:33.100 doesn't. I said, I'll take that. I'll take the 00:04:33.100 --> 00:04:35.560 flack. It's fine. And then she messaged me on 00:04:35.560 --> 00:04:39.360 the 2nd of May at half, half seven in the evening. 00:04:39.459 --> 00:04:42.500 She messaged me. She said, Mission Abort Indiana 00:04:42.500 --> 00:04:45.939 was not a success. I said, what? What the fuck, 00:04:45.959 --> 00:04:48.259 really? She said, yeah, I definitely blamed you. 00:04:48.399 --> 00:04:51.060 I said, for fuck's sake, why the fuck is it in 00:04:51.060 --> 00:04:53.839 his cunty wish list then? What the fuck? You 00:04:53.839 --> 00:04:56.300 tell him to give his fucking bald head a wobble. 00:04:56.670 --> 00:04:59.629 God damn. And then she said, I know I was shocked 00:04:59.629 --> 00:05:01.709 and I told him the whole story and he laughed. 00:05:01.910 --> 00:05:05.089 So I then kicked off and said, why the fuck is 00:05:05.089 --> 00:05:08.110 it on his wishlist? Pull the tit on it. I'm not 00:05:08.110 --> 00:05:11.209 happy at all. And she said, I have no idea. I 00:05:11.209 --> 00:05:13.290 will never look at that wishlist again or trust 00:05:13.290 --> 00:05:17.910 his loss ever again. So now Indiana has to return 00:05:17.910 --> 00:05:20.689 to whence he came. I'm upset for you. I apologize. 00:05:20.810 --> 00:05:24.250 I forgive you. You want to fucking explain that? 00:05:24.290 --> 00:05:26.470 Why is it? Because I said this to all the lads 00:05:26.470 --> 00:05:28.209 at work and all because I was fuming. I felt 00:05:28.209 --> 00:05:31.029 like a right dick. Because I was like, why is 00:05:31.029 --> 00:05:33.990 that on your wish list? What's the fucking point? 00:05:34.089 --> 00:05:36.129 If you don't want to play it, that's fine. I 00:05:36.129 --> 00:05:38.430 understand that. That's not a problem. But forgive 00:05:38.430 --> 00:05:42.230 me, Prince, when your wife has rung me up with 00:05:42.230 --> 00:05:44.509 a wish list in front of her and I've plucked 00:05:44.509 --> 00:05:46.329 the game off of that wish list, which is a triple 00:05:46.329 --> 00:05:48.870 A, and thought, yeah, it'll probably like that. 00:05:48.949 --> 00:05:50.769 And then you've turned around and gone, nah, 00:05:50.889 --> 00:05:54.079 don't like it. Right, let's start at the beginning. 00:05:54.500 --> 00:05:58.779 So, I had no idea she was doing this. Well, obviously. 00:05:59.120 --> 00:06:02.600 So, ah, but I had an inkling. I didn't have an 00:06:02.600 --> 00:06:05.740 inkling she spoke to you, but there was a few 00:06:05.740 --> 00:06:08.319 telltale signs I started adding up. She initially 00:06:08.319 --> 00:06:11.259 said, I got you another present. I've took a 00:06:11.259 --> 00:06:13.220 big gamble. And I was like, well, that's interesting. 00:06:13.660 --> 00:06:16.500 So my mind starts going into overdrive. Boulder's 00:06:16.500 --> 00:06:20.500 Gate Collector's Edition. I'm a smart guy, man. 00:06:20.600 --> 00:06:23.540 I can get little bits. I can extract little bits 00:06:23.540 --> 00:06:27.100 of information from sentences. Evelyn, my daughter 00:06:27.100 --> 00:06:30.100 at the dinner table, we was talking about something 00:06:30.100 --> 00:06:32.040 and she said the word wishlist. And I was like, 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:34.660 that's a strange word. That's not in your vocabulary 00:06:34.660 --> 00:06:37.000 as a child. It's a strange word to come out of 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:39.800 your mouth. But I didn't think too much of it. 00:06:40.939 --> 00:06:43.439 And then I was playing Call of Duty with Clarky 00:06:43.439 --> 00:06:48.279 and he asked me why my name was Ashley Wubba 00:06:48.279 --> 00:06:52.079 Wubba Harris Prince. I said, I don't know why 00:06:52.079 --> 00:06:54.759 my name is Ashley Wubba Wubba. Gemma started 00:06:54.759 --> 00:06:57.459 laughing. Wubba Wubba? She changed my fucking 00:06:57.459 --> 00:07:00.660 name on the PlayStation to Ashley Wubba Wubba. 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:04.240 She'd also... Well, she'd used the one -time 00:07:04.240 --> 00:07:07.620 free change. No, not my profile name, just my... 00:07:07.620 --> 00:07:09.339 Not my PSM name, just my profile name. Oh, your 00:07:09.339 --> 00:07:12.120 profile name. And she'd also changed my description 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:14.860 to something else as well. So you're like, she's 00:07:14.860 --> 00:07:16.620 been on my PlayStation. Yeah, so then I was like, 00:07:16.720 --> 00:07:18.600 well, hold on. Why has she been on the PlayStation 00:07:18.600 --> 00:07:20.459 before? Wishlist. Got me something. Wishlist, 00:07:20.560 --> 00:07:23.160 yeah, yeah. Gamble. So I text myself this message 00:07:23.160 --> 00:07:25.139 at 20 past 7 in the morning. So a long message 00:07:25.139 --> 00:07:26.920 that you've texted yourself. This is a message 00:07:26.920 --> 00:07:30.480 to myself to guess my present. Following acquired 00:07:30.480 --> 00:07:33.199 evidence, i .e. Gem turning on the PlayStation 00:07:33.199 --> 00:07:37.120 5 and changing my details. Wubba wubba. evelyn 00:07:37.120 --> 00:07:40.180 mentioning the word wish list i devise that you 00:07:40.180 --> 00:07:42.259 jem harris prince have purchased the game in 00:07:42.259 --> 00:07:45.600 its physical form from my wish list from amazon 00:07:45.600 --> 00:07:48.439 following this evidence i believe that game to 00:07:48.439 --> 00:07:52.199 be one of the following the first berserker kazan 00:07:52.879 --> 00:07:55.459 assassin's creed shadows or rise of the ronin 00:07:55.459 --> 00:07:57.959 i also think there's potential that it could 00:07:57.959 --> 00:08:00.160 be lords of the fallen which would be very funny 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:02.399 because i bought that on the 22nd of april for 00:08:02.399 --> 00:08:05.100 18 pounds it's now back up to full price and 00:08:05.100 --> 00:08:09.199 i haven't downloaded it yet so i showed her this 00:08:09.199 --> 00:08:11.199 message because she was desperate after i told 00:08:11.199 --> 00:08:13.579 her that i thought i knew what it was she laughed 00:08:13.579 --> 00:08:16.319 and said you are way off the mark she gave me 00:08:16.319 --> 00:08:18.920 the present I felt it. I was like, I am way off 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:20.620 the mark because this feels like something completely 00:08:20.620 --> 00:08:24.139 different. She'd put it in a wash bag. So I unwrapped 00:08:24.139 --> 00:08:26.660 a wash bag and was like, oh, sick. And then I 00:08:26.660 --> 00:08:29.680 felt the game inside. I was like, oh. As I peeled 00:08:29.680 --> 00:08:32.820 that zip, she must have seen my face go from 00:08:32.820 --> 00:08:35.200 pure excitement to just absolute disappointment. 00:08:35.639 --> 00:08:39.159 Yeah, but why? Because I can play that for fucking 00:08:39.159 --> 00:08:41.860 free on the Xbox. It's on fucking Game Pass for 00:08:41.860 --> 00:08:44.049 free. I could literally play it for free. Yeah, 00:08:44.070 --> 00:08:45.830 but then you have to play it on the Xbox. Yes, 00:08:45.889 --> 00:08:48.629 but that's not a big deal, is it? So I was just 00:08:48.629 --> 00:08:51.490 like, thank you. You weren't though, were you? 00:08:51.570 --> 00:08:52.669 I was, I was thankful. I know you weren't. I 00:08:52.669 --> 00:08:53.889 was thankful. I fucking know you were. I was 00:08:53.889 --> 00:08:56.690 thankful, but she knows me too well. Yep. She 00:08:56.690 --> 00:08:59.029 went, you didn't want that, did you? I said, 00:08:59.049 --> 00:09:01.429 if I'm honest, not really. That's not what you 00:09:01.429 --> 00:09:03.610 want to hear, if I'm honest. If I had to choose 00:09:03.610 --> 00:09:05.570 a game, that probably would have been the last 00:09:05.570 --> 00:09:07.110 one I picked on the entire wish list. Fuck's 00:09:07.110 --> 00:09:08.210 sake, what would you have picked? And that wish 00:09:08.210 --> 00:09:10.529 list is large. Any of the others I mentioned. 00:09:10.669 --> 00:09:13.779 Rise of the Ronin. Preferred that. Kazan would 00:09:13.779 --> 00:09:16.360 have preferred that. Oblivion, obviously. I didn't 00:09:16.360 --> 00:09:18.559 think about that. Yeah, but Kazan, she said that 00:09:18.559 --> 00:09:20.879 first and I thought no because you've just got 00:09:20.879 --> 00:09:23.220 Lords of the Fallen. Correct, yeah. But I still 00:09:23.220 --> 00:09:25.779 would have preferred that. Take it off your wish 00:09:25.779 --> 00:09:27.059 list. Why is it on your wish list then? I don't 00:09:27.059 --> 00:09:29.019 know. Because I probably thought if it goes down 00:09:29.019 --> 00:09:30.039 to a five or a seven. Exactly what I'm saying. 00:09:30.080 --> 00:09:32.200 So you can see the confusion. Number one, that's 00:09:32.200 --> 00:09:34.120 never going to go down to a five. I'm not blaming 00:09:34.120 --> 00:09:37.360 you. No. I'm not blaming you. You've made me 00:09:37.360 --> 00:09:41.139 feel a fool because your wife come to me. Of 00:09:41.139 --> 00:09:43.340 all the people that she could have gone to Clarkie, 00:09:43.419 --> 00:09:45.820 but she didn't. She'd come to me. And I felt 00:09:45.820 --> 00:09:49.500 quite privileged in that. I enjoyed the thoughtfulness 00:09:49.500 --> 00:09:53.320 of it. And I've fucked up. And I've worked very 00:09:53.320 --> 00:09:57.379 hard to impress Gemma. And now I feel like I've 00:09:57.379 --> 00:10:05.740 soiled that bond slightly. Because now she's 00:10:05.740 --> 00:10:07.539 never going to come to me again with those sorts 00:10:07.539 --> 00:10:10.490 of questions. No one is to blame here. And I 00:10:10.490 --> 00:10:14.049 would take responsibility for it. However, it's 00:10:14.049 --> 00:10:16.289 my wish list. It's your wish list. I would never 00:10:16.289 --> 00:10:18.470 expect someone to go through my wish list and 00:10:18.470 --> 00:10:20.870 buy stuff like this. That's fair enough. So for 00:10:20.870 --> 00:10:23.149 me to put something on my wish list and then 00:10:23.149 --> 00:10:25.190 be bought it and be like, you fucking idiot. 00:10:25.350 --> 00:10:28.450 I would never have expected that. Yeah, but I 00:10:28.450 --> 00:10:33.009 understand why you don't want it. Because yes, 00:10:33.049 --> 00:10:35.549 you can get it free on Game Pass. Fair enough, 00:10:35.750 --> 00:10:39.679 right? Why did it ever make it on the wish list 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:42.460 then? That's what I don't get. Why the fuck was 00:10:42.460 --> 00:10:44.299 it ever on there? The way I see it is if it was 00:10:44.299 --> 00:10:47.860 a 10R, 15 quid... It's never going to be that. 00:10:47.860 --> 00:10:50.679 It will one day. I would probably buy it one 00:10:50.679 --> 00:10:53.080 day if it was that price because that's the price 00:10:53.080 --> 00:10:56.340 of Game Pass for the month and I'd rather play 00:10:56.340 --> 00:10:59.240 on PlayStation. But it's probably one of them 00:10:59.240 --> 00:11:02.340 games I'll... play in 10 years or never at all. 00:11:02.419 --> 00:11:04.980 It's interesting, but I'd probably rather watch 00:11:04.980 --> 00:11:06.460 it on YouTube. I think the same about it. I've 00:11:06.460 --> 00:11:09.480 got no real massive interest to it. The annoying 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:13.600 thing is, which I didn't think of until you said, 00:11:13.679 --> 00:11:15.659 you know, she couldn't bet it on Amazon, would 00:11:15.659 --> 00:11:18.360 have been oblivion. And the annoying thing is, 00:11:18.379 --> 00:11:21.340 she said to me, that was the game that she saw 00:11:21.340 --> 00:11:24.139 and was like, that's the one that I should get 00:11:24.139 --> 00:11:26.100 because I know he likes Elder Scrolls stuff. 00:11:26.419 --> 00:11:29.110 So she'd already made her mind up. But obviously, 00:11:29.190 --> 00:11:30.769 if it was on Amazon, she could have... If it 00:11:30.769 --> 00:11:32.309 was a physical, we would have gone with that. 00:11:32.389 --> 00:11:34.049 But we couldn't. Well, then, necessarily. So 00:11:34.049 --> 00:11:35.970 no one's to blame here. It was just a strange 00:11:35.970 --> 00:11:37.889 sign of events. Did it get sent back? Yeah, yeah, 00:11:37.929 --> 00:11:41.169 it's gone. Yeah. The funny thing is, I said to 00:11:41.169 --> 00:11:44.470 her, you know me. If it's got swords and goblins 00:11:44.470 --> 00:11:46.990 in it, buy it. That's all you need to know. If 00:11:46.990 --> 00:11:48.690 there's swords and goblins... Indiana Jones has 00:11:48.690 --> 00:11:52.730 swords in it and whips. No goblins. But I do, 00:11:52.929 --> 00:11:54.889 you know, it all worked out well with nothing 00:11:54.889 --> 00:11:57.090 in because it got sent back and then we spent 00:11:57.090 --> 00:11:59.470 that money on electricity instead. So I end up 00:11:59.470 --> 00:12:02.450 with nothing apart from more electricity. So, 00:12:02.549 --> 00:12:06.590 you know, we live and learn. I thought it was 00:12:06.590 --> 00:12:09.669 very sweet. I said to her the gesture meant more 00:12:09.669 --> 00:12:12.429 than the game. She'd gone to a lot of effort. 00:12:12.950 --> 00:12:14.929 She'd tried her best. She'd gone to the wish 00:12:14.929 --> 00:12:16.929 list. She'd spoke to you. She'd done everything 00:12:16.929 --> 00:12:21.720 possibly could. It's my own. my own preference 00:12:21.720 --> 00:12:24.740 that's ruined her surprise so no one to blame 00:12:24.740 --> 00:12:28.299 um but yeah it's a funny turn of events because 00:12:28.299 --> 00:12:30.980 then she said i asked the stinky log and i was 00:12:30.980 --> 00:12:34.080 like this makes it even funnier yeah that's yeah 00:12:34.080 --> 00:12:39.679 it's not good it's not good it's all good i asked 00:12:39.679 --> 00:12:47.500 the stinky log i love that i love that that's 00:12:47.500 --> 00:12:50.830 the name that sticks The old PSN name. Stinky 00:12:50.830 --> 00:12:52.750 Log. It's a great name. The Stinky Log. Evelyn 00:12:52.750 --> 00:12:56.230 was like, who's a Stinky Log? Me. Yeah, you wouldn't 00:12:56.230 --> 00:13:00.409 understand. It's me. But yeah, that was interesting. 00:13:01.590 --> 00:13:03.289 It was a fun surprise. I had a great birthday. 00:13:03.389 --> 00:13:06.639 It was lovely. yeah many funsies what cake did 00:13:06.639 --> 00:13:10.620 you have oh i had a victoria spongy but it was 00:13:10.620 --> 00:13:13.419 massive and it had like frozen strawberries on 00:13:13.419 --> 00:13:15.679 top they don't look like strawberries they look 00:13:15.679 --> 00:13:19.200 like just oh it was lovely amazing cake very 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:22.360 very good cake and i thoroughly thoroughly enjoyed 00:13:22.360 --> 00:13:25.559 it yeah that's nice And I was worshipped for 00:13:25.559 --> 00:13:28.159 my birthday. My whole weekend. She was so nice 00:13:28.159 --> 00:13:30.759 to me. And then as soon as it was over, she treated 00:13:30.759 --> 00:13:33.820 me like a cunt again. Standard. Annoyingly, I 00:13:33.820 --> 00:13:35.299 tried to stretch it out because she does a lot 00:13:35.299 --> 00:13:37.679 of birthday weekend. She did like Saturday, Sunday. 00:13:38.259 --> 00:13:41.840 No one can say no to daddy. He can get what he 00:13:41.840 --> 00:13:44.980 wants and play games if he wants. And then Monday 00:13:44.980 --> 00:13:46.940 rolls around. It's bank holiday. I thought, am 00:13:46.940 --> 00:13:49.179 I going to squeeze another day in? She was like, 00:13:49.299 --> 00:13:52.600 no, cunt. You're done. I said, but if anything... 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:54.940 This should be more my birthday because I was 00:13:54.940 --> 00:13:57.480 born on May Day. I was born on the bank holiday 00:13:57.480 --> 00:14:00.159 Monday. But she won't have none of it. She won't 00:14:00.159 --> 00:14:02.320 have it. Which is fair enough. Yeah, it was. 00:14:02.360 --> 00:14:04.639 It's how we roll. She was very kind to me. It 00:14:04.639 --> 00:14:09.240 was a lovely experience. Went to a farm. Went 00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:11.379 to Jimmy's farm. You ever heard of that? No. 00:14:11.639 --> 00:14:13.740 Where is that? Highly recommend it. It's near 00:14:13.740 --> 00:14:18.419 Ipswich. It's about 45 minutes. Very, very good. 00:14:19.659 --> 00:14:22.759 You can take the dogs. I won't be taking my dogs 00:14:22.759 --> 00:14:24.620 into a farm. They'll go absolutely rabid. There's 00:14:24.620 --> 00:14:27.480 only two places in the country, that being one 00:14:27.480 --> 00:14:30.340 of them, that you can take animals to at the 00:14:30.340 --> 00:14:33.159 farm. Yeah. It's got polar bears there. It's 00:14:33.159 --> 00:14:35.659 got arctic wolves, arctic foxes. I feel like 00:14:35.659 --> 00:14:39.100 that shouldn't be allowed. So cool. Polar bears 00:14:39.100 --> 00:14:41.440 on a farm. That's what I mean. Vader's probably 00:14:41.440 --> 00:14:43.419 one of the only dogs in existence to see a polar 00:14:43.419 --> 00:14:45.779 bear. Probably not. Where the fuck did they put 00:14:45.779 --> 00:14:49.059 that? Like massive enclosures. Massive. Yeah. 00:14:49.179 --> 00:14:51.220 And the wolves, they get kept quite far away 00:14:51.220 --> 00:14:55.299 because canines, diseases and that. Yeah, yeah, 00:14:55.340 --> 00:14:57.419 yeah. Just in case they come out and start fucking. 00:14:57.899 --> 00:15:00.580 Probably one of the nicest, cleanest places I've 00:15:00.580 --> 00:15:04.600 ever been. Yeah. Beautiful, lovely walks, massive 00:15:04.600 --> 00:15:08.259 horses, meerkats, like I say, polar bears. So 00:15:08.259 --> 00:15:10.059 it wasn't a farm, it was a zoo. It was just called 00:15:10.059 --> 00:15:14.600 Jimmy's Farm. Jimmy's Farm. Big old zoo. There's 00:15:14.600 --> 00:15:17.429 parrots. where we eat we had a little food in 00:15:17.429 --> 00:15:19.909 the restaurant sitting outside and then there's 00:15:19.909 --> 00:15:21.809 like a massive enclosure with parrots in there 00:15:21.809 --> 00:15:24.350 and i said to i said to tommy i said parrots 00:15:24.350 --> 00:15:26.669 can talk you know he went no they can't i said 00:15:26.669 --> 00:15:29.490 they can he went hello he went hello i was like 00:15:29.490 --> 00:15:31.870 i didn't expect that perfect and then he said 00:15:31.870 --> 00:15:34.730 what did he say shut your mouth and he went shut 00:15:34.730 --> 00:15:40.909 your mouth great um the toilets are very interesting 00:15:40.909 --> 00:15:44.490 they're like cylinder and then you open the door, 00:15:44.509 --> 00:15:46.870 go in and it's just like what would seem like, 00:15:47.009 --> 00:15:50.730 you know, a normal toilet. You sit on the toilet 00:15:50.730 --> 00:15:53.830 seat and it's just a hole in the floor with shit 00:15:53.830 --> 00:15:57.190 in it. Yeah, nice. So naturally I recorded a 00:15:57.190 --> 00:15:59.210 little video for proof. Someone else is pooing 00:15:59.210 --> 00:16:00.929 there, you can see. That is just someone else's 00:16:00.929 --> 00:16:03.049 poo. Oh, whilst we're showing pictures of poo, 00:16:03.169 --> 00:16:04.990 do you want to see what I produced this morning? 00:16:05.070 --> 00:16:07.389 I actually forgot to show any of the lads. Camels. 00:16:07.529 --> 00:16:11.529 There's camels. There's polar bear. I had a couple 00:16:11.529 --> 00:16:16.120 of... A couple of splats. Nice. That's a messy 00:16:16.120 --> 00:16:18.320 one. That's what we call an eaten mess. It's 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:21.919 not good. Seeing a polar bear in a field, for 00:16:21.919 --> 00:16:25.919 me, doesn't seem normal. It's got like a little 00:16:25.919 --> 00:16:30.159 cool chamber and stuff. Yeah, but put it in a 00:16:30.159 --> 00:16:31.820 fucking freezer, not a cool chamber. Listen, 00:16:31.820 --> 00:16:33.799 I don't know the logistics, but they obviously 00:16:33.799 --> 00:16:35.059 know what they're doing. Otherwise, they wouldn't 00:16:35.059 --> 00:16:36.659 be allowed to keep polar bears. But they're very 00:16:36.659 --> 00:16:40.799 cool. Yeah, true. True. Games. Should we go on 00:16:40.799 --> 00:16:43.620 to games? Yes. Yes. I was just talking about 00:16:43.620 --> 00:16:45.399 my birthday. Sorry. No, no, that's fine. Sorry 00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:47.460 about that, guys. No, no, you're fine. You're 00:16:47.460 --> 00:16:52.240 absolutely fine. What have you been doing? What 00:16:52.240 --> 00:16:54.080 have I been doing? I've been probably just playing 00:16:54.080 --> 00:16:56.159 COD, to be honest. So you should go with me, 00:16:56.220 --> 00:16:58.779 then. No, I played a bit of DayZ. Okay. Played 00:16:58.779 --> 00:17:00.740 a bit of DayZ, got back on that. I haven't done 00:17:00.740 --> 00:17:03.919 a lot. Looted a few houses, hid in it, and then 00:17:03.919 --> 00:17:06.279 just gone on there once or twice, and then realised 00:17:06.279 --> 00:17:11.079 it's really dark. And then just logged out. I 00:17:11.079 --> 00:17:12.940 did play Boulder's Gate for about 20 minutes 00:17:12.940 --> 00:17:14.859 because I love it. And then it just filled me 00:17:14.859 --> 00:17:16.640 with joy and then I stopped playing it. Yep. 00:17:18.220 --> 00:17:20.779 And, you know, I know that you've been playing 00:17:20.779 --> 00:17:23.619 Expedition 33 because I've seen you on it and 00:17:23.619 --> 00:17:27.900 I saw the Patreon chat. So please be sensitive 00:17:27.900 --> 00:17:32.579 due to the spoilers because I have read that 00:17:32.579 --> 00:17:35.980 it is one of the most... spoilery games you can 00:17:35.980 --> 00:17:39.019 ever play. Even seeing someone's shoulder allegedly 00:17:39.019 --> 00:17:41.440 is a spoiler for some reason. Yeah, and it's 00:17:41.440 --> 00:17:45.339 almost impossible to not spoil it. So when you 00:17:45.339 --> 00:17:47.619 do talk about it, please be as vague as possible. 00:17:47.759 --> 00:17:49.240 That's going to be very difficult because I don't 00:17:49.240 --> 00:17:52.140 know what considers as a spoiler. Well, I guess 00:17:52.140 --> 00:17:53.839 anything within the first couple of hours ain't 00:17:53.839 --> 00:17:55.279 a big deal because you're going to see it in 00:17:55.279 --> 00:17:57.940 the first couple of hours. But yeah, I am interested 00:17:57.940 --> 00:18:00.380 to know your thoughts. I've looked into it. I'm 00:18:00.380 --> 00:18:04.420 not sure it's for me solely because... Of my 00:18:04.420 --> 00:18:09.420 weird tastes in games, it's very... It's like 00:18:09.420 --> 00:18:12.619 modern -y fantasy kind of shit and I just like 00:18:12.619 --> 00:18:15.019 them separate. I don't like them merging the 00:18:15.019 --> 00:18:17.660 two. So it has to be fantasy or modern. I don't 00:18:17.660 --> 00:18:19.420 like the two combined. Oh, what, because it's 00:18:19.420 --> 00:18:21.680 set in a modern Paris? Yeah, I don't like that. 00:18:21.720 --> 00:18:24.859 That's apocalyptic. Yeah, it kind of puts it 00:18:24.859 --> 00:18:26.660 off. Oh, yeah, no, yeah. Well, you need to change 00:18:26.660 --> 00:18:29.539 that mindset completely because you're in Paris 00:18:29.539 --> 00:18:32.359 for about five seconds and then you're gone. 00:18:32.480 --> 00:18:36.430 You're in... You're in a world. The painted world. 00:18:36.769 --> 00:18:39.950 The fracture. I've seen a few things. I've seen 00:18:39.950 --> 00:18:42.130 the painter and I know what it means that you 00:18:42.130 --> 00:18:44.710 have to, that's the age, 44, everyone's going 00:18:44.710 --> 00:18:46.890 to die. I know the basics, but I know nothing 00:18:46.890 --> 00:18:49.410 more than that. So go ahead. I would say from 00:18:49.410 --> 00:18:54.650 my 10 something hours, I think, that I put into 00:18:54.650 --> 00:18:57.069 it, 10, 12 hours. I feel like that's a decent 00:18:57.069 --> 00:18:59.670 amount of time to get a gauge of how the game 00:18:59.670 --> 00:19:01.569 is going. You know what I mean? I feel like you've 00:19:01.569 --> 00:19:05.160 thrown, half a day's worth of gameplay into it 00:19:05.160 --> 00:19:08.799 then you you know what's what's going on um that 00:19:08.799 --> 00:19:11.900 is a game of the year contender all day all fucking 00:19:11.900 --> 00:19:17.339 day no no no ifs buts or maybes that now the 00:19:17.339 --> 00:19:21.319 gta 6 is not coming out this year um which we'll 00:19:21.319 --> 00:19:25.220 talk about later uh that is a contender a big 00:19:25.220 --> 00:19:27.339 fucking big one and the fact that that was made 00:19:27.339 --> 00:19:32.200 by what 30 odd devs Ex -Ubisoft. And the story 00:19:32.200 --> 00:19:34.480 was written by a random geezer on Reddit. Yeah, 00:19:34.500 --> 00:19:38.279 yeah, yeah. Same with the composer for the music. 00:19:38.279 --> 00:19:39.779 I think they got off Craigslist or something 00:19:39.779 --> 00:19:42.740 like that. Just random fucking mishmash of people. 00:19:43.220 --> 00:19:48.339 And it's fantastic. I didn't like the look of 00:19:48.339 --> 00:19:50.240 it. No, I did like the look of it, but I didn't 00:19:50.240 --> 00:19:52.880 at the same time because it was obviously turn 00:19:52.880 --> 00:19:58.220 -based combat. And I'm just not a massive... 00:19:58.680 --> 00:20:01.940 fan of that however i got into the algorithm 00:20:01.940 --> 00:20:05.559 of it so i was seeing loads of shit um i've seen 00:20:05.559 --> 00:20:08.039 a couple of tiny spoilers but i don't know what 00:20:08.039 --> 00:20:11.180 it's spoiling so they're not really spoilers 00:20:11.180 --> 00:20:12.839 i just know that at some point i'm going to meet 00:20:12.839 --> 00:20:16.559 certain things and people whatever um which i'm 00:20:16.559 --> 00:20:20.500 still excited for and the bit that draws you 00:20:20.500 --> 00:20:22.579 in the most out of anything is that it's 45 quid 00:20:22.579 --> 00:20:25.539 so you're not paying full whack for this game 00:20:25.920 --> 00:20:27.480 So I was like, right, well, fuck it. I'll go 00:20:27.480 --> 00:20:30.299 out on a whim here and I'll buy it. And then 00:20:30.299 --> 00:20:33.619 we'll see what's going on. And at first, when 00:20:33.619 --> 00:20:36.640 I was playing it, I was getting slightly annoyed 00:20:36.640 --> 00:20:42.220 because the dialogue is very much like, almost 00:20:42.220 --> 00:20:45.980 like Pokemon. You know, where the bar comes up 00:20:45.980 --> 00:20:47.640 and then you have to press X for it to go through 00:20:47.640 --> 00:20:49.319 to the next bit and then X for the next bit. 00:20:49.500 --> 00:20:53.460 So it kind of, if you're skipping it at the wrong 00:20:53.460 --> 00:20:56.289 time, it kind of... messes around with the fluidity 00:20:56.289 --> 00:20:59.309 of the conversation it'd be like me saying a 00:20:59.309 --> 00:21:00.849 sentence and then waiting for you to press X 00:21:00.849 --> 00:21:06.289 X until I can carry on it doesn't really you 00:21:06.289 --> 00:21:09.289 know what I mean it doesn't work so the first 00:21:09.289 --> 00:21:12.210 sort of like half an hour when you're in like 00:21:12.210 --> 00:21:15.250 the intro bit or whatever I was a bit like fuck 00:21:15.250 --> 00:21:16.849 it this is giving me Final Fantasy vibes I don't 00:21:16.849 --> 00:21:20.849 like this I'm not down for that kind of shit 00:21:20.849 --> 00:21:25.799 and pushed through that half an hour and then 00:21:25.799 --> 00:21:29.279 you you start to work out what is going on and 00:21:29.279 --> 00:21:33.440 like you said there's a paintress um and it started 00:21:33.440 --> 00:21:37.240 at number 100 there's this big she's like sat 00:21:37.240 --> 00:21:39.400 there on a chair or whatever and a big fucking 00:21:39.400 --> 00:21:42.599 golden number behind her on like some archway 00:21:42.599 --> 00:21:46.299 thing out in the sea and uh every year she stands 00:21:46.299 --> 00:21:51.230 up and fucking wipes it clean and then goes down 00:21:51.230 --> 00:21:55.430 a number and it's called the gommage and um basically 00:21:55.430 --> 00:21:57.309 the number that it rolls on to anyone who's that 00:21:57.309 --> 00:22:02.609 age they die they're done so you're part of this 00:22:02.609 --> 00:22:07.829 population that is trying to um every year they 00:22:07.829 --> 00:22:11.150 send out an expedition to the paintress because 00:22:11.150 --> 00:22:13.470 they're trying to kill her so that they can hopefully 00:22:13.470 --> 00:22:18.049 stop stop her jotting the time down and yeah 00:22:18.049 --> 00:22:20.869 that's hence the name Expedition 33 because lo 00:22:20.869 --> 00:22:23.809 and behold the number's gone down to 33 in your 00:22:23.809 --> 00:22:27.549 Expedition 33 and at that point you leave Paris 00:22:27.549 --> 00:22:30.569 you don't see that place again or so far I haven't 00:22:30.569 --> 00:22:35.190 so you're now thrusted into fantasy world so 00:22:35.190 --> 00:22:38.750 that thought of mixing modern between fantasy 00:22:38.750 --> 00:22:42.250 it's not like that at all get rid of that because 00:22:42.250 --> 00:22:44.259 you're not you're not in there and even when 00:22:44.259 --> 00:22:45.920 you are at the beginning and you're in Paris, 00:22:46.079 --> 00:22:49.460 it isn't fucking what you think it is. I'd liken 00:22:49.460 --> 00:22:52.819 that more to a, to a brighter Elden Ring, not 00:22:52.819 --> 00:22:56.799 Elden Ring, um, Bloodborne type setting. Less 00:22:56.799 --> 00:22:58.839 fire and fucking beasts everywhere. It's a festival 00:22:58.839 --> 00:23:03.019 for fuck's sake. But, my point being like, it's, 00:23:03.019 --> 00:23:06.359 it's the Eiffel Tower's there. Uh, there's buildings. 00:23:07.099 --> 00:23:09.119 Yeah, for a fucking half an hour. No, no, no, 00:23:09.119 --> 00:23:10.759 but that's what I'm saying, the set, that setting. 00:23:10.920 --> 00:23:15.900 So he's, I see, I got it that it was in a modern 00:23:15.900 --> 00:23:18.599 setting just by seeing one of the main characters, 00:23:18.700 --> 00:23:21.240 I guess, in a fucking tie. And I was like, oh, 00:23:21.259 --> 00:23:24.539 that's not normal. And he's in a house or something. 00:23:24.579 --> 00:23:27.339 I was just like, well, I can't separate the two. 00:23:27.400 --> 00:23:29.140 I don't know. My brain is just weird like that, 00:23:29.140 --> 00:23:32.240 man. The Expedition has a sort of uniform to 00:23:32.240 --> 00:23:37.160 it, to what they wear. But you can change it 00:23:37.160 --> 00:23:39.960 a little bit. But I wouldn't let that affect 00:23:39.960 --> 00:23:45.140 anything. Anyway, you go on your expedition and 00:23:45.140 --> 00:23:49.259 obviously it's pretty much a death sentence because 00:23:49.259 --> 00:23:52.900 all of the expeditions before you have not made 00:23:52.900 --> 00:23:55.640 it back. So the consensus is that if you go on 00:23:55.640 --> 00:23:57.460 an expedition, you're basically killing yourself. 00:23:57.799 --> 00:24:02.680 But you can volunteer to go on the expedition 00:24:02.680 --> 00:24:05.839 pretty much whenever you want. So there's a person 00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:09.809 on the expedition who's your... you're their 00:24:09.809 --> 00:24:14.869 guardian basically i think she's maybe like i 00:24:14.869 --> 00:24:17.109 don't know i'd say like 19 or something like 00:24:17.109 --> 00:24:19.150 that so people are kicking off because they're 00:24:19.150 --> 00:24:20.890 like you're throwing your life away you've got 00:24:20.890 --> 00:24:25.170 like some good years ahead of you dead set um 00:24:25.170 --> 00:24:28.170 and then yeah you you end up in this in this 00:24:28.170 --> 00:24:33.470 in this place and it's just so fucking fun the 00:24:33.470 --> 00:24:37.220 combat is so fun it's so good for a term term 00:24:37.220 --> 00:24:41.039 based the the bit that i really enjoy about it 00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:46.339 is um so your characters because you do build 00:24:46.339 --> 00:24:49.920 a party as you're going um everyone has their 00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:52.539 own unique skills and they are unique but they 00:24:52.539 --> 00:24:54.859 all synergize really well with each other so 00:24:54.859 --> 00:24:57.000 they've all got different elements like fire 00:24:57.000 --> 00:25:00.019 frost all that earth all that shit um but they 00:25:00.019 --> 00:25:04.880 all do different things and um so like the main 00:25:04.880 --> 00:25:09.019 person gustav uh he's got an ability where he'll 00:25:09.019 --> 00:25:11.380 like fire a gun at someone and it leaves the 00:25:11.380 --> 00:25:13.819 fucking mark on them well the next person might 00:25:13.819 --> 00:25:16.339 have an ability where anything that any target 00:25:16.339 --> 00:25:18.920 that's marked they'll do 50 percent more damage 00:25:18.920 --> 00:25:21.680 to them and then they'll also do some fire damage 00:25:21.680 --> 00:25:24.779 and then the next one fucking if the if the target's 00:25:24.779 --> 00:25:26.799 being affected by fire they'll do this that and 00:25:26.799 --> 00:25:28.839 that and the abilities look really fucking cool 00:25:29.450 --> 00:25:31.789 And then what I think is quite nice with it, 00:25:31.869 --> 00:25:33.869 which I haven't really seen much in turn -based 00:25:33.869 --> 00:25:36.930 combat, is the ability to parry, dodge and avoid 00:25:36.930 --> 00:25:41.809 incoming abilities. So rather than you just waiting 00:25:41.809 --> 00:25:44.869 for your turn again, you're still actively in 00:25:44.869 --> 00:25:50.769 the combat. And I feel like that just makes it 00:25:50.769 --> 00:25:56.410 that more engaging and it's not too hard. It's 00:25:56.410 --> 00:26:02.940 kind of... It's kind of Soulsborne -like in a 00:26:02.940 --> 00:26:06.660 sense of you have to learn an enemy's mechanics. 00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:08.900 Because you imagine you're going to fight an 00:26:08.900 --> 00:26:11.980 enemy, you can't do what you would normally do 00:26:11.980 --> 00:26:13.279 in, say, something like Elden Ring, where you 00:26:13.279 --> 00:26:16.220 can run around and then see what the enemy's 00:26:16.220 --> 00:26:20.019 going to do before engaging. Obviously, where 00:26:20.019 --> 00:26:21.960 this is turn -based, you've got no choice but 00:26:21.960 --> 00:26:23.740 to see what happens. And there have been quite 00:26:23.740 --> 00:26:26.099 a few times where I've just flat -out been mullered. 00:26:26.759 --> 00:26:28.400 whether it's enemies that are too difficult for 00:26:28.400 --> 00:26:31.819 me at the time or what, but fucking soul's born 00:26:31.819 --> 00:26:36.640 mind, if it bleeds, it dies. So any enemy that 00:26:36.640 --> 00:26:39.259 I've come across where I probably shouldn't be 00:26:39.259 --> 00:26:42.960 fucking killing it yet, I've killed them because 00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:45.119 I'll just keep going back, going back and going 00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:49.460 back and going back. It works like checkpoints, 00:26:49.539 --> 00:26:52.279 so they're like flags where you can rest up. 00:26:52.650 --> 00:26:55.430 heal yourself much like a fucking bonfire that 00:26:55.430 --> 00:26:58.049 resets all the enemies that's in the area um 00:26:58.049 --> 00:27:02.150 so you basically you have this big map which 00:27:02.150 --> 00:27:04.470 is like an overhead view when you're when you're 00:27:04.470 --> 00:27:06.950 in this big area and there's loads of different 00:27:06.950 --> 00:27:11.009 little um realms pretty much that you're being 00:27:11.009 --> 00:27:15.769 taken to and once you enter one of those areas 00:27:15.769 --> 00:27:19.160 there's no longer a mini map You can't see where 00:27:19.160 --> 00:27:21.480 you are. You just have to figure it all out yourself. 00:27:21.619 --> 00:27:24.380 And that's basically like your mission pretty 00:27:24.380 --> 00:27:26.400 much. So far, I'm just following the story where 00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:28.240 it's telling me to go. But as far as I'm aware, 00:27:28.400 --> 00:27:31.839 I've got the freedom to go wherever I want, I 00:27:31.839 --> 00:27:35.440 think. And yeah, it's just cool. You get different 00:27:35.440 --> 00:27:41.900 weapons, attributes. So like agility, vitality, 00:27:41.900 --> 00:27:46.819 all that shit, luck. So you can tailor your character 00:27:46.819 --> 00:27:50.279 to certain builds and things like that. And it's 00:27:50.279 --> 00:27:52.500 just fun, man. It's very fun. And when you cast 00:27:52.500 --> 00:27:56.259 an ability, like a skill, it makes you do a skill 00:27:56.259 --> 00:27:59.539 check for that ability to make it more powerful 00:27:59.539 --> 00:28:02.420 or give you certain buffs and shit like that. 00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:06.460 It's quite cool. Is there other characters or 00:28:06.460 --> 00:28:10.420 is it just that geyser and three birds? So far, 00:28:10.680 --> 00:28:15.259 I've got the geyser and then... the two women 00:28:15.259 --> 00:28:18.660 is as far as I've got but I'm I don't know how 00:28:18.660 --> 00:28:20.759 much gameplay there is I don't know how big the 00:28:20.759 --> 00:28:24.279 game is so I have no idea see all I've seen is 00:28:24.279 --> 00:28:27.700 because games like that you want to be able to 00:28:27.700 --> 00:28:29.980 for me I like to be able to change the party 00:28:29.980 --> 00:28:31.839 to how I want the party to be I know you can 00:28:31.839 --> 00:28:33.660 mess around with their abilities and all that 00:28:33.660 --> 00:28:37.339 sort of stuff from what I've seen but yeah it 00:28:37.339 --> 00:28:40.019 just looks like they're geezer and free birds 00:28:40.019 --> 00:28:42.839 for the whole game I don't know if that is. It 00:28:42.839 --> 00:28:45.220 probably is because you... The story is based 00:28:45.220 --> 00:28:46.519 around them, so I guess... Yeah, yeah, yeah, 00:28:46.619 --> 00:28:50.640 because you... Again, I don't know how... Because 00:28:50.640 --> 00:28:55.079 it is spoiler. I can't really word it, but yeah, 00:28:55.220 --> 00:28:58.160 that would make sense that the people you've 00:28:58.160 --> 00:29:01.099 seen are the people that you will be playing 00:29:01.099 --> 00:29:05.880 as because from what happens when you enter the 00:29:05.880 --> 00:29:10.500 world going after the Pinterest, the events that 00:29:10.500 --> 00:29:15.220 unfold, almost instantly dictate who's there 00:29:15.220 --> 00:29:19.079 and who isn't. So it would make sense that those 00:29:19.079 --> 00:29:24.420 are your set people. But the shit that you're 00:29:24.420 --> 00:29:28.240 able to do with them is very fun. Very, very 00:29:28.240 --> 00:29:30.940 fun. Like I say, I don't know how long the gameplay 00:29:30.940 --> 00:29:35.519 is, but I'm having a fucking blast with it at 00:29:35.519 --> 00:29:38.259 the moment. It's so fun and it looks so good. 00:29:38.500 --> 00:29:41.779 The graphics on it are just... It's so fucking 00:29:41.779 --> 00:29:46.759 sick. And I haven't come across any enemies yet 00:29:46.759 --> 00:29:49.619 where I'm not enjoying the combat. If that makes 00:29:49.619 --> 00:29:53.039 sense. They're all quite unique. Which I like. 00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:56.480 And yeah. I thought it was going to be very Final 00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:58.980 Fantasy. But I don't think that it is. I'm not 00:29:58.980 --> 00:30:00.960 getting that vibe anymore. Since I've now left 00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:03.640 fucking Paris. And there's not just a flourish 00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:07.000 of dialogue being thrown at me. It just feels 00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:10.259 like a really nice polished game. I haven't really 00:30:10.259 --> 00:30:12.740 heard anything bad about it. Only glowing praise. 00:30:13.180 --> 00:30:15.799 I've seen one thing that people are like, fucking 00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:18.019 hell, get your head out of your arses. It's not 00:30:18.019 --> 00:30:19.900 that good, but there's always going to be the 00:30:19.900 --> 00:30:22.720 underline, isn't there? Yeah, I mean, it's... 00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:25.900 It teeters on the edge of... Because the combat 00:30:25.900 --> 00:30:29.220 is fun, but it's also... It's as simple as you 00:30:29.220 --> 00:30:31.019 want to make it. If you want to kill an enemy 00:30:31.019 --> 00:30:32.740 by just fucking hacking and slashing, then you 00:30:32.740 --> 00:30:35.079 can. If you want to make it as complicated as 00:30:35.079 --> 00:30:36.880 you like and go, right, well, if I use this ability 00:30:36.880 --> 00:30:38.380 lined up with that one and blah, blah, blah, 00:30:38.380 --> 00:30:41.720 then you can. It's more or less fucking playing 00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:45.920 Pokemon. If you want to kill an enemy with Surf, 00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:49.940 be my guest. But if you want to... use all if 00:30:49.940 --> 00:30:51.700 you want to fucking swap out pokemon because 00:30:51.700 --> 00:30:53.319 you can do this and then you can do that and 00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:54.980 you want to paralyze that one and put that one 00:30:54.980 --> 00:30:57.779 to sleep then by all means you crack on and do 00:30:57.779 --> 00:31:00.640 that it is completely down to how you want to 00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:05.339 play it as the as the consumer um but it does 00:31:05.339 --> 00:31:10.220 play that fine line of this is really enjoyable 00:31:10.220 --> 00:31:12.819 and then this could get really boring really 00:31:12.819 --> 00:31:16.480 quick so i've noticed that like um when you're 00:31:16.480 --> 00:31:19.349 in when you're in the big open world there's 00:31:19.349 --> 00:31:24.470 still enemies that you can run into a lot of 00:31:24.470 --> 00:31:27.490 them are very much of the same so because of 00:31:27.490 --> 00:31:29.930 that they have the the same health that you're 00:31:29.930 --> 00:31:32.250 used to and everything so therefore if you want 00:31:32.250 --> 00:31:33.849 to get through it quick through those enemies 00:31:33.849 --> 00:31:37.329 quickly you can use the exact same rotation because 00:31:37.329 --> 00:31:40.089 you know it works there's no sort of like hiccups 00:31:40.089 --> 00:31:42.880 there And there have been a couple of times where 00:31:42.880 --> 00:31:45.319 I've killed an enemy, turned the corner, and 00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:48.700 then there's the same enemy in the same layout. 00:31:48.980 --> 00:31:51.220 So you go, right, well, I can just do it. But 00:31:51.220 --> 00:31:56.160 they're kind of like filler enemies, which is 00:31:56.160 --> 00:31:58.160 fine. But at the same time, if you're having 00:31:58.160 --> 00:32:00.240 to do that for most of the game, then I could 00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:02.440 see it getting annoying. But when you've got 00:32:02.440 --> 00:32:03.980 the introduction of different abilities and stuff 00:32:03.980 --> 00:32:06.200 like that, and you can swap them out, then it's 00:32:06.200 --> 00:32:09.150 as fun as you make it. Yeah, I mean, also, we 00:32:09.150 --> 00:32:11.109 have to always take into consideration how many 00:32:11.109 --> 00:32:12.650 people made that and what they've done with their 00:32:12.650 --> 00:32:16.670 resources. So, kudos to them, right? It's very 00:32:16.670 --> 00:32:20.190 good. It will be a strong contender, 100%. Oh, 00:32:20.190 --> 00:32:23.910 yeah, that's all I've heard. If it was 70 quid, 00:32:23.950 --> 00:32:26.170 I reckon it would still do pretty decent, but 00:32:26.170 --> 00:32:30.650 the fact that it's 45 quid makes it just that 00:32:30.650 --> 00:32:32.650 little bit better because you go, fucking hell, 00:32:32.650 --> 00:32:35.630 I'm getting all of this for not even full price 00:32:35.630 --> 00:32:39.990 standards. of a game okay so i can tell you about 00:32:39.990 --> 00:32:42.809 the companions if you like or you cannot be told 00:32:42.809 --> 00:32:45.170 it's up to you how many are there i can tell 00:32:45.170 --> 00:32:48.329 you whether you handle gone what swap them out 00:32:48.329 --> 00:32:51.269 can you swap them out yes oh you can yes so it 00:32:51.269 --> 00:32:54.730 says oh yeah i won't i won't obviously read what 00:32:54.730 --> 00:32:56.670 i shouldn't be reading but yeah it says in clear 00:32:56.670 --> 00:32:59.069 obscure exposition 33 you can have different 00:32:59.069 --> 00:33:00.670 companions in your party by switching between 00:33:00.670 --> 00:33:02.609 characters you can have a party of up to three 00:33:02.609 --> 00:33:04.569 characters at a time allowing you to explore 00:33:04.569 --> 00:33:07.029 the game with different combinations You need 00:33:07.029 --> 00:33:12.069 to find and recruit all redacted other playable 00:33:12.069 --> 00:33:16.089 characters, excluding Gustav. Yeah. Luckily, 00:33:16.190 --> 00:33:18.210 there are no missable party members in the game, 00:33:18.289 --> 00:33:20.309 so you don't have to worry about searching every 00:33:20.309 --> 00:33:23.569 nook and cranny in hopes of finding the new characters. 00:33:23.809 --> 00:33:25.230 Yeah, yeah. I won't tell you how many there are. 00:33:25.269 --> 00:33:27.569 We're off the thing if you want. Because I think 00:33:27.569 --> 00:33:30.630 there's... I don't know. I'm trying to avoid 00:33:30.630 --> 00:33:36.140 Googling anything. There is one enemy. that wasn't 00:33:36.140 --> 00:33:38.900 attacking me that i've spoken to and they wanted 00:33:38.900 --> 00:33:40.640 a certain thing i've given them that certain 00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:43.339 thing that thing then ran out so they now want 00:33:43.339 --> 00:33:47.119 more of that thing um so it's like i don't know 00:33:47.119 --> 00:33:51.000 if me continuing to give them what they want 00:33:51.000 --> 00:33:54.240 will allow them to be my companion i'm not sure 00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:57.319 uh but they're in a like they were sort of like 00:33:57.319 --> 00:34:00.369 near the beginning um So I would have to go back 00:34:00.369 --> 00:34:02.509 for that. But again, I'd have to Google to see 00:34:02.509 --> 00:34:04.269 because there's a high chance that they're not 00:34:04.269 --> 00:34:06.849 a companion or anything and I could just kill 00:34:06.849 --> 00:34:07.710 them if I wanted to. It's interesting that there 00:34:07.710 --> 00:34:09.510 is other companions because it's a very story 00:34:09.510 --> 00:34:12.570 -heavy game what I've seen. Obviously, I don't 00:34:12.570 --> 00:34:14.269 know what people are talking about, but obviously 00:34:14.269 --> 00:34:17.409 I'm on Twitter a lot just looking at gaming news 00:34:17.409 --> 00:34:20.989 and stuff. Of all the people that are playing 00:34:20.989 --> 00:34:24.699 it, Every single person, I've always seen a tweet 00:34:24.699 --> 00:34:27.400 from them saying the same shit. It's always been, 00:34:27.500 --> 00:34:30.360 oh my fucking God, the end of chapter one. Oh 00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:32.219 my God, the end of chapter... And then it's people 00:34:32.219 --> 00:34:35.239 finishing, oh, tears, joy, laughter. One of the 00:34:35.239 --> 00:34:37.260 best experiences in gaming I've ever had. And 00:34:37.260 --> 00:34:39.940 that is like resounding across the board from 00:34:39.940 --> 00:34:42.099 everybody that's playing it. So that shit must 00:34:42.099 --> 00:34:45.019 be hitting some heavy hitters. I can't remember 00:34:45.019 --> 00:34:47.980 who I watched. I think it was... I think it was 00:34:47.980 --> 00:34:50.570 SkillUp. you know skill up like skill up it was 00:34:50.570 --> 00:34:54.550 either him or luke uh someone who i watch and 00:34:54.550 --> 00:34:56.409 they said yeah like this it's impossible not 00:34:56.409 --> 00:35:00.650 to spoil this game so like like there was a point 00:35:00.650 --> 00:35:03.889 he said even watching trailers and stuff or reviews 00:35:03.889 --> 00:35:07.030 there is like as a as i said there's a point 00:35:07.030 --> 00:35:08.989 where you see something on someone's shoulder 00:35:08.989 --> 00:35:11.789 and that's literally a spoiler so i'm just like 00:35:11.789 --> 00:35:14.570 it's it's the most spoiler heavy game you'll 00:35:14.570 --> 00:35:16.650 ever see so there must be some wild that goes 00:35:16.650 --> 00:35:19.579 down for it to be that spoiler heavy, you know 00:35:19.579 --> 00:35:21.519 what I mean? So that's why I'm quite sensitive 00:35:21.519 --> 00:35:24.760 to it. Because I do want to play it, but I just, 00:35:24.860 --> 00:35:26.920 at the moment, I'm just, I'm hooked on it. Get 00:35:26.920 --> 00:35:31.960 it in me! Fucking Call of Duty. Pretty much. 00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:35.920 No, I just, ow. I've started a new career mode 00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:39.960 on FIFA. Not that you care, I'm playing as Portsmouth. 00:35:40.380 --> 00:35:42.159 Changed all the sliders to make it realistic. 00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:44.400 Playing as Portsmouth? Why Portsmouth? Just bringing 00:35:44.400 --> 00:35:47.570 back Pompey's glory days. Yeah. I never play 00:35:47.570 --> 00:35:49.869 as West Ham. No. I do if I'm just playing against 00:35:49.869 --> 00:35:52.050 other people. Yeah, there's no point. Whether 00:35:52.050 --> 00:35:53.909 I do career mode or football manager, I've always 00:35:53.909 --> 00:35:56.730 started as a different club. I started playing 00:35:56.730 --> 00:35:58.309 football manager on the Steam Deck. That works 00:35:58.309 --> 00:36:04.670 fucking... dangerously well it doesn't say that 00:36:04.670 --> 00:36:06.670 it's playable but yet every single aspect of 00:36:06.670 --> 00:36:09.590 it is perfect even more perfect than using a 00:36:09.590 --> 00:36:11.710 computer I might say there'll be one tiny thing 00:36:11.710 --> 00:36:14.469 that makes it unplayable yeah it doesn't say 00:36:14.469 --> 00:36:16.269 unplayable it just doesn't say anything really 00:36:16.269 --> 00:36:19.730 I think it might even say playable but with a 00:36:19.730 --> 00:36:22.070 little asterisk I'm not sure but yeah I didn't 00:36:22.070 --> 00:36:24.449 expect it to be like a thing so I put that on 00:36:24.449 --> 00:36:27.510 loaded it up to see if it worked I was like This 00:36:27.510 --> 00:36:30.530 works too well. This is for another time. So 00:36:30.530 --> 00:36:33.690 let's put that back. Otherwise, that's me. So 00:36:33.690 --> 00:36:36.570 no football manager stories yet. How are you 00:36:36.570 --> 00:36:39.610 getting on as Portsmouth? Where are we at? Well, 00:36:39.610 --> 00:36:41.449 I played one friendly game. I started it last 00:36:41.449 --> 00:36:44.469 night. Fucking hell. I've got a career mode where 00:36:44.469 --> 00:36:47.429 I was Colchester. Oh, yeah. But, yeah, I got 00:36:47.429 --> 00:36:50.269 them up quite a bit. I think I got them into 00:36:50.269 --> 00:36:53.170 either Premier League or into Championship playoffs. 00:36:53.250 --> 00:36:57.619 I can't remember. It was a long time ago. But, 00:36:57.619 --> 00:37:00.280 yeah, so that's the little side project. I'll 00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:03.579 just plug away at that. I've been playing a lot 00:37:03.579 --> 00:37:05.239 of Warzone with the boys. I've been watching 00:37:05.239 --> 00:37:08.039 a lot of football. I've been jumping on DayZ 00:37:08.039 --> 00:37:10.920 for, you know, 20 minutes at a time. Get some 00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:12.880 resources and then turn it off when it gets dark. 00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:18.159 How are you thinking about GTA 6? Did you like 00:37:18.159 --> 00:37:21.860 the second trailer? What astounded me, right, 00:37:21.940 --> 00:37:25.800 obviously this is prior to... trailer coming 00:37:25.800 --> 00:37:29.219 out and I might have even said it to Gem not 00:37:29.219 --> 00:37:31.420 that she has any idea or give a fuck about what 00:37:31.420 --> 00:37:34.619 I'm telling her but the fact that they just went 00:37:34.619 --> 00:37:38.699 bang Instagram here is the release date of GTA 00:37:38.699 --> 00:37:42.860 I was like you could put a trailer out or anything 00:37:42.860 --> 00:37:46.239 out just for the release date and get fucking 00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:49.260 50 million views and just make money off that 00:37:50.079 --> 00:37:51.960 Like that's mental to me that they didn't do 00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:53.699 that. But then obviously they've put the trailer 00:37:53.699 --> 00:37:57.599 out regardless. So I suppose it's not sure if 00:37:57.599 --> 00:37:59.099 I'd have preferred the release date of the trailer 00:37:59.099 --> 00:38:01.199 just to make it more exciting. And then that 00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:05.559 gump afterwards about why. It's got 93 million 00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:10.619 views on YouTube. What's interesting to me is 00:38:10.619 --> 00:38:15.260 the fact that that whole trailer was captured 00:38:15.260 --> 00:38:21.800 on base PS5. And it is... gameplay and in -game 00:38:21.800 --> 00:38:26.199 cinematics and in -game play which is astounding 00:38:26.199 --> 00:38:28.940 to me and i'm literally just looking at it now 00:38:28.940 --> 00:38:32.059 the the bit at the beginning in the trailer when 00:38:32.059 --> 00:38:34.880 he's talking to that geezer he's on the balcony 00:38:34.880 --> 00:38:37.619 there's a geezer by the truck that transition 00:38:37.619 --> 00:38:40.380 from him saying goodbye and then he walks into 00:38:40.380 --> 00:38:42.900 the building, that is gameplay. 100%. That's 00:38:42.900 --> 00:38:44.880 the first thing I thought when I see that. When 00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:46.820 he walked in, I thought it was going to switch 00:38:46.820 --> 00:38:48.000 to him just playing. Yeah, that's a transition 00:38:48.000 --> 00:38:52.139 of gameplay. And there's a, funnily enough, we 00:38:52.139 --> 00:38:55.820 were talking about it, me, Leon, and Connor, 00:38:56.059 --> 00:39:01.480 wow, Connor, about, because he, Leon said, do 00:39:01.480 --> 00:39:05.949 you think that Series X is going to be able to 00:39:05.949 --> 00:39:10.210 run that at 60 frames per second. Series S? Or 00:39:10.210 --> 00:39:12.909 X and S? S is the shit version. Yeah, yeah. I 00:39:12.909 --> 00:39:15.769 think S is the shit version. S is the shit version, 00:39:15.969 --> 00:39:18.130 or the lesser version. Well, the X is no different 00:39:18.130 --> 00:39:19.869 to PS5. An X is the same as the PS5, yeah. I 00:39:19.869 --> 00:39:22.329 think that was the question, is do you think 00:39:22.329 --> 00:39:26.010 that that's going to run at 60 frames per second? 00:39:26.110 --> 00:39:29.860 And I said, I said, I'd like to think so. that 00:39:29.860 --> 00:39:32.960 it's going to run as it's supposed to. Realistically, 00:39:33.079 --> 00:39:35.599 do I care about frames per second? No, if it 00:39:35.599 --> 00:39:38.360 runs smooth, I don't really give a fuck. But 00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:44.539 at the same time, it's difficult to work out 00:39:44.539 --> 00:39:47.619 because what Liam was saying is that when GTA 00:39:47.619 --> 00:39:51.380 V came out, obviously it was more tailored towards 00:39:51.380 --> 00:39:56.960 the PS4 than it was the PS3. But like Connor 00:39:56.960 --> 00:40:00.739 pointed out, The PS4 came out really not long 00:40:00.739 --> 00:40:06.579 after GTA 5 released. So they knew there was 00:40:06.579 --> 00:40:08.420 going to be a longevity there. So it would have 00:40:08.420 --> 00:40:11.820 been tailored more towards the PS4 than the PS3. 00:40:11.840 --> 00:40:14.440 I still remember playing GTA 5 on the PS3, which 00:40:14.440 --> 00:40:17.139 I think is fucking mental. It's crazy. To think 00:40:17.139 --> 00:40:20.280 that is fucking stupid. I was in school for fuck's 00:40:20.280 --> 00:40:26.599 sake. Not normal. And I was saying that I... 00:40:27.019 --> 00:40:30.679 Don't believe that GTA 6 is going to release 00:40:30.679 --> 00:40:35.039 and not be able to play exactly how we're seeing 00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:38.940 it on the PS5. I think it should be able to do 00:40:38.940 --> 00:40:40.800 that. Obviously, I know you've got the PS5 Pro. 00:40:41.000 --> 00:40:42.940 I don't think they're going to be tailoring this 00:40:42.940 --> 00:40:45.840 towards a PS6. Do you know how much a fucking 00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:49.940 Pro is? 800 quid. No, it ain't. That's ridiculous. 00:40:49.960 --> 00:40:52.260 Fucking Google it. Google it. It just pisses 00:40:52.260 --> 00:40:54.940 me off. 750 quid, I think I see on Very. Yeah, 00:40:54.940 --> 00:40:59.300 never. ridiculous buy a PC at that point that 00:40:59.300 --> 00:41:04.260 money's going towards a PC but from the the trailer 00:41:04.260 --> 00:41:08.940 looks fucking mental there'll be no there'll 00:41:08.940 --> 00:41:11.920 be no fucking I don't know what I was going to 00:41:11.920 --> 00:41:16.539 say just ignore me sorry sorry you did a massive 00:41:16.539 --> 00:41:19.199 sniff yeah I was expecting you to come out with 00:41:19.199 --> 00:41:20.500 something I was about to say something really 00:41:20.500 --> 00:41:26.349 cool and then 660 quid yeah on Amazon There's 00:41:26.349 --> 00:41:28.510 still a lot of money. There's a fucking shit 00:41:28.510 --> 00:41:30.829 ton of money, brother. You can get a PS5 digital 00:41:30.829 --> 00:41:35.989 389. I mean, they'll release it for a PS5, right? 00:41:36.070 --> 00:41:40.210 If it plays at 30 FPS, it plays at 30 FPS. But, 00:41:40.329 --> 00:41:44.010 as you've said, rightfully, it'll go into PS6, 00:41:44.090 --> 00:41:46.730 probably PS7. So you're just going to get the 00:41:46.730 --> 00:41:48.449 same treatment you got with the other ones. Upgrade 00:41:48.449 --> 00:41:50.909 for X amount or free, whatever route they choose 00:41:50.909 --> 00:41:53.750 to go down. um so it doesn't really matter and 00:41:53.750 --> 00:41:57.570 also games like this um think of the last of 00:41:57.570 --> 00:42:01.389 us one that came out in ps3 that that's boundary 00:42:01.389 --> 00:42:04.949 pushing that's what they do like the the when 00:42:04.949 --> 00:42:09.130 ps5s or initial life cycle of a console is never 00:42:09.130 --> 00:42:12.210 dictating the power of the console right it's 00:42:12.210 --> 00:42:15.070 always like the bare minimum because developers 00:42:15.070 --> 00:42:18.380 are working for a system in its infancy they 00:42:18.380 --> 00:42:20.900 don't know the power or how much they can press 00:42:20.900 --> 00:42:22.840 with a lot of the time they're working on games 00:42:22.840 --> 00:42:27.400 for ps5 say for example years before ps5 exists 00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:30.239 so they get given like the base knowledge of 00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:33.139 the ps5 and maybe a prototype of it but they 00:42:33.139 --> 00:42:35.460 don't know the full capabilities of it so until 00:42:35.460 --> 00:42:37.239 they've worked with it for years and years and 00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:38.960 know its intricacies they're never going to be 00:42:38.960 --> 00:42:41.559 able to build it to its maximum capacity where 00:42:41.559 --> 00:42:44.019 rockstar always pushes things to the absolute 00:42:44.019 --> 00:42:46.829 limit like Naughty Dog did with Last of Us. Last 00:42:46.829 --> 00:42:49.809 of Us, you think Last of Us 1, I remember playing 00:42:49.809 --> 00:42:51.750 that and being like, how the fuck is this thing 00:42:51.750 --> 00:42:54.309 real? The graphics for that were mind boggling. 00:42:54.409 --> 00:42:56.090 And now you look back and you think, that looks 00:42:56.090 --> 00:42:58.869 pants. But at the time, I was like, fuck me. 00:42:59.090 --> 00:43:01.329 And that's pushing it to its limit. That's all 00:43:01.329 --> 00:43:04.469 it'll do. It very well might run at 30 FPS, but 00:43:04.469 --> 00:43:06.929 at that point, you just go, well, it's not going 00:43:06.929 --> 00:43:08.869 to be like this forever. But also, if it runs 00:43:08.869 --> 00:43:11.269 smooth, I just don't care. Bro, it's GTA 6. Who 00:43:11.269 --> 00:43:13.190 gives a fuck? If it runs at 10, I'm buying that 00:43:13.190 --> 00:43:15.409 shit. Unless you want 200 quid, add it. That 00:43:15.409 --> 00:43:17.429 was basically my closing fucking comment, was 00:43:17.429 --> 00:43:20.090 regardless of how much it costs, what state it 00:43:20.090 --> 00:43:23.369 is, every single person that has the ability 00:43:23.369 --> 00:43:25.570 to play it is going to buy it and is going to 00:43:25.570 --> 00:43:27.690 play it. It's geezers at work now that haven't 00:43:27.690 --> 00:43:30.179 played computer games for years. They're buying 00:43:30.179 --> 00:43:34.539 a PS5 for GTA. For someone that doesn't play 00:43:34.539 --> 00:43:37.780 computer games, that's a £500 outlier for a PlayStation 00:43:37.780 --> 00:43:40.579 5 and a game. But did they buy an Xbox for Starfield? 00:43:40.980 --> 00:43:44.780 No. They're not poor gamers like me, are they? 00:43:46.760 --> 00:43:51.440 They've got it. It's under lock and key. It's 00:43:51.440 --> 00:43:56.719 there. They don't have to do anything. And we 00:43:56.719 --> 00:43:58.639 spoke about this last time we spoke about GTA. 00:43:59.420 --> 00:44:01.579 They do not have to do a single fucking thing. 00:44:01.659 --> 00:44:04.099 No marketing, no nothing. They didn't have to 00:44:04.099 --> 00:44:07.219 release that trailer at all. Nothing. I feel 00:44:07.219 --> 00:44:09.980 like they're just swinging a dick at this point. 00:44:10.239 --> 00:44:12.739 They release trailer two, shadow drop it, just 00:44:12.739 --> 00:44:15.320 bang, there you go, see you later. And then the 00:44:15.320 --> 00:44:17.619 following day, come out with an announcement, 00:44:17.780 --> 00:44:20.360 a statement from the company themselves saying, 00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:22.880 oh, by the way, that trailer that you just see 00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:25.079 is all gameplay and in -game cinematics. See 00:44:25.079 --> 00:44:27.920 you later. See you in a year. It's not rendered 00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:30.420 or anything. That is what the game looks like. 00:44:30.579 --> 00:44:35.639 Ciao. Interestingly, as well, their release date 00:44:35.639 --> 00:44:37.940 for this is actually the same day. Bonnie and 00:44:37.940 --> 00:44:41.340 Clyde. Yeah, that's very interesting. They give 00:44:41.340 --> 00:44:43.340 off them vibes. Yeah, because that's what they've 00:44:43.340 --> 00:44:48.940 been likened to, Jason and Lucia. I've seen all 00:44:48.940 --> 00:44:51.199 these things like, here's a hundred things you 00:44:51.199 --> 00:44:52.719 missed in the trailer, and I've just ignored 00:44:52.719 --> 00:44:55.760 every single one of them. Literally, because 00:44:55.760 --> 00:44:59.360 I typed in GTA 6 Trailer 2 to see the view count, 00:44:59.539 --> 00:45:03.119 I've scrolled two videos down. 13 tiny details 00:45:03.119 --> 00:45:06.019 and Easter eggs I missed in GTA 6 Trailer 2. 00:45:06.139 --> 00:45:11.679 One day ago, 329 ,000 views. From TGG. Yeah, 00:45:11.679 --> 00:45:14.139 he's the big, he's the something gorilla or something. 00:45:14.340 --> 00:45:19.519 Yeah, like a gorilla, yeah. Yeah, GTA 6 Trailer 00:45:19.519 --> 00:45:23.780 Breakdown, 100 plus Easter eggs you missed. trailer 00:45:23.780 --> 00:45:29.199 to 19 hours ago. 100 plus Easter eggs you missed 00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:32.059 in a two minute trailer. Shut the fuck up. It 00:45:32.059 --> 00:45:34.239 does look bonkers, man. It does look bonkers. 00:45:34.300 --> 00:45:38.519 I see the physics of the liquid in the beer bottle. 00:45:38.659 --> 00:45:40.460 That's the only thing I've seen. That's all I've 00:45:40.460 --> 00:45:42.619 fucking seen. I was like, that is actually mental. 00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:45.059 Because you can only see that if they zoomed 00:45:45.059 --> 00:45:47.659 right in. And I was just like, what the fuck? 00:45:48.280 --> 00:45:51.340 But at the same time, everyone's sitting there. 00:45:52.250 --> 00:45:54.309 Including myself going, yeah, this is mental, 00:45:54.449 --> 00:45:56.090 this looks mega, blah, blah, blah. It fucking 00:45:56.090 --> 00:45:59.789 should. It's been a long old time. Like, fair 00:45:59.789 --> 00:46:01.949 play. Fantastic. Thank you, Rockstar. This is 00:46:01.949 --> 00:46:04.449 great. But at the same time, this is what I fucking 00:46:04.449 --> 00:46:07.650 expect. I don't expect anything less. It's going 00:46:07.650 --> 00:46:09.469 to come out and people will complain. Of course 00:46:09.469 --> 00:46:10.849 they're going to fucking complain. Because they're 00:46:10.849 --> 00:46:12.389 never going to reach the heights people expected. 00:46:12.590 --> 00:46:14.090 Everyone's going to complain. But at the same 00:46:14.090 --> 00:46:16.389 time, everyone's also going to say, shut the 00:46:16.389 --> 00:46:18.650 fuck up. Take my money, bitch. Who cares? Take 00:46:18.650 --> 00:46:23.539 it. Like that, the... The power that... It's 00:46:23.539 --> 00:46:29.420 basically like the pope for religion. This is 00:46:29.420 --> 00:46:32.699 what it is. It's the magnum opus of video games. 00:46:32.739 --> 00:46:34.820 GTA is the pinnacle of video games. This is what 00:46:34.820 --> 00:46:37.539 we wanted. And what is even more crazy is that 00:46:37.539 --> 00:46:41.699 it's self -propelled hype. We've done this ourselves 00:46:41.699 --> 00:46:45.119 as a community. Everyone has hyped this game 00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:49.860 up themselves. They released one trailer. and 00:46:49.860 --> 00:46:52.940 then give it over a year, released another trailer 00:46:52.940 --> 00:46:56.079 that still gives very little away. First trailer 00:46:56.079 --> 00:46:58.599 gave basically fuck all away. Second trailer 00:46:58.599 --> 00:47:01.820 basically gives fuck all away. And that's it. 00:47:02.659 --> 00:47:04.360 And then there you go. Run around with that, 00:47:04.460 --> 00:47:07.099 kids. Have fun with that. My initial reaction 00:47:07.099 --> 00:47:08.699 when I saw the release date was that I have to 00:47:08.699 --> 00:47:11.199 try and stay alive for another year. And you 00:47:11.199 --> 00:47:14.159 know what's even more crazy is we all thought 00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:16.239 that it was coming out this year. Well, I didn't 00:47:16.239 --> 00:47:18.900 because we actually made a bet on it. I still 00:47:18.900 --> 00:47:21.340 can't remember what that bet actually is. I have 00:47:21.340 --> 00:47:28.579 no idea. No one gives a fuck. No one cares, Ash. 00:47:29.139 --> 00:47:32.699 Do they? The general consensus of it being delayed. 00:47:32.780 --> 00:47:35.719 There's no outcry. No one's like going fucking 00:47:35.719 --> 00:47:38.980 burn them. That's what I'm saying. Everyone's 00:47:38.980 --> 00:47:41.199 like... yeah okay the trouble is though it's 00:47:41.199 --> 00:47:42.579 because we're not starved mate the amount of 00:47:42.579 --> 00:47:44.619 games that are coming out that are like top notch 00:47:44.619 --> 00:47:47.559 like just quality bro have you got that clear 00:47:47.559 --> 00:47:50.079 obscure like no one give that fucking fighting 00:47:50.079 --> 00:47:52.639 chance everyone was like It's just coming out 00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:54.340 just after Oblivion. Make sure you give this 00:47:54.340 --> 00:47:56.340 game a watch. Everyone's like, what the fuck? 00:47:56.340 --> 00:47:58.099 This is a masterpiece. Where's this come from? 00:47:58.239 --> 00:48:00.139 And then you've got Oblivion just shadow dropping. 00:48:00.239 --> 00:48:02.519 What the fuck? It's Oblivion, like, remade. Wow, 00:48:02.579 --> 00:48:04.699 wow, wow, wow, wow. Before that, you've got fucking... 00:48:04.699 --> 00:48:07.179 You've got Ghost of Yotai coming. You've got 00:48:07.179 --> 00:48:09.679 Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. Did you see the collector's 00:48:09.679 --> 00:48:13.019 edition of Ghost of Yotai? Yes, I did. Not for 00:48:13.019 --> 00:48:17.460 me, though. Tasty. I think it looks tasty. 203 00:48:17.460 --> 00:48:20.969 pounds. interested it's a tasty one yeah but 00:48:20.969 --> 00:48:23.670 it's not gin and sky so I'm not interested told 00:48:23.670 --> 00:48:25.989 you this yeah but you get a bust yeah but I'm 00:48:25.989 --> 00:48:27.610 not buying the game no no you don't get a bust 00:48:27.610 --> 00:48:29.750 you get a mask I'm not interested in the game 00:48:29.750 --> 00:48:31.170 you're going to miss out on a massive massive 00:48:31.170 --> 00:48:34.429 game yeah of course I am but that's just the 00:48:34.429 --> 00:48:38.349 way I live yeah the games and I'm kind of happy 00:48:38.349 --> 00:48:44.050 from a what's the word a neutral standpoint because 00:48:44.050 --> 00:48:49.619 I feel like games like Claire Obscure KCD2 they 00:48:49.619 --> 00:48:52.420 should be genuinely in with a chance of winning 00:48:52.420 --> 00:48:53.900 game of the year they should be going there thinking 00:48:53.900 --> 00:48:56.380 we might win this GTA comes out no one's winning 00:48:56.380 --> 00:48:58.800 nothing it's unfair so for the fact that they're 00:48:58.800 --> 00:49:01.139 now going to have a chance they're probably going 00:49:01.139 --> 00:49:05.050 up against each other Man, they need their accolades, 00:49:05.050 --> 00:49:06.670 bro. Because that's the new thing. It never used 00:49:06.670 --> 00:49:08.590 to be a thing. Game of the Year, little awards. 00:49:08.730 --> 00:49:10.730 No one really cares too much. Now it's like a 00:49:10.730 --> 00:49:14.130 big event and it matters. GTA 6 comes out. It's 00:49:14.130 --> 00:49:16.250 the equivalent to frying fucking Liverpool in 00:49:16.250 --> 00:49:19.949 Sunday League. Like, there's just no point. There 00:49:19.949 --> 00:49:22.969 ain't any point in fucking trying to beat that. 00:49:23.949 --> 00:49:27.730 You watch how many games were planning on coming 00:49:27.730 --> 00:49:32.070 out May 2026 that will now not. be coming out 00:49:32.070 --> 00:49:35.590 May 2026. Or we'll be coming out on the fucking 00:49:35.590 --> 00:49:38.929 1st of May to just try and squeeze as much of 00:49:38.929 --> 00:49:40.510 that in or they'll just do it. But even then, 00:49:40.590 --> 00:49:45.750 you need a four -month buffer either side. You 00:49:45.750 --> 00:49:47.610 need to get the fuck out of the way. Get out 00:49:47.610 --> 00:49:50.130 of the way because if you... Delay your game 00:49:50.130 --> 00:49:52.289 a year. If it's coming out in 2026, bring it 00:49:52.289 --> 00:49:55.949 out in 2027 or bring it forward. But even the 00:49:55.949 --> 00:49:59.530 other fucking problem, so GTA 6 comes out 26th 00:49:59.530 --> 00:50:03.480 of May. Do not release a game for two, three 00:50:03.480 --> 00:50:05.380 months after that because no one's going to be 00:50:05.380 --> 00:50:08.199 interested. Then online's going to come out. 00:50:08.719 --> 00:50:12.420 Do not release a game a year, two years after 00:50:12.420 --> 00:50:14.480 that because everyone's going to be playing that. 00:50:14.880 --> 00:50:17.460 Every single person. Everyone will have rinsed 00:50:17.460 --> 00:50:20.280 the campaign and then we'll all be fucking screaming 00:50:20.280 --> 00:50:22.619 for online because I want to beat someone up 00:50:22.619 --> 00:50:25.300 with a dildo. And then boom, that's going to 00:50:25.300 --> 00:50:27.199 drop. It's going to be absolutely, it's going 00:50:27.199 --> 00:50:29.840 to be one of the worst releases that you'll ever 00:50:29.840 --> 00:50:32.579 experience because it will be and we'll all complain 00:50:32.579 --> 00:50:34.420 and we'll all kick off and then a month after 00:50:34.420 --> 00:50:36.800 it'll be absolutely fine and it'll just be business 00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:39.139 as usual and we won't be interested in anything 00:50:39.139 --> 00:50:41.320 else. That's just how it's going to work. We'll 00:50:41.320 --> 00:50:43.639 all regress back to what we were when GTA 5 came 00:50:43.639 --> 00:50:47.780 out. Every single one of us. Hermits. Yep. Little 00:50:47.780 --> 00:50:51.280 rats. See you later. Ooroo. Ooroo.