WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.480 Here we go. Fuck it. We're straight on. It's 00:00:02.480 --> 00:00:06.419 been, what, almost a year since you was last 00:00:06.419 --> 00:00:09.660 on? Some would say far too long. Far too long. 00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:12.619 I've moved house since you was last on. What 00:00:12.619 --> 00:00:14.380 has happened in that time? I'm furiously trying 00:00:14.380 --> 00:00:16.339 to go through Spotify to see exactly when you 00:00:16.339 --> 00:00:18.539 were on, but I don't know if I titled it. It 00:00:18.539 --> 00:00:20.260 was summer, because I remember it being quite 00:00:20.260 --> 00:00:21.719 sunny. Was it summertime, yeah? Well, I think 00:00:21.719 --> 00:00:23.620 so. It was quite sunny outside. I don't remember 00:00:23.620 --> 00:00:25.460 that, because the little dog, she was inside. 00:00:25.460 --> 00:00:29.100 This is fantastic. So it's Ash's birthday today, 00:00:29.239 --> 00:00:33.079 hence why we've got Daddy Daryl on, which is 00:00:33.079 --> 00:00:35.640 fantastic because it's a new fresh flavour. Fresh 00:00:35.640 --> 00:00:37.640 flavour. You know what I mean? I have no idea 00:00:37.640 --> 00:00:38.979 what we're going to talk about, but I don't feel 00:00:38.979 --> 00:00:42.460 like we need to plan it at all. Why plan? We're 00:00:42.460 --> 00:00:44.520 ready for it. We're ready. Why plan? We're just 00:00:44.520 --> 00:00:48.500 off the cuff. I mean, what a journey getting 00:00:48.500 --> 00:00:51.780 here. How do you do that every day? I'll never 00:00:51.780 --> 00:00:57.049 know. Why? And we almost fucking die. Lebanese, 00:00:57.049 --> 00:00:59.409 I decided he was going to put full fucking... 00:00:59.409 --> 00:01:01.229 Slam the anchors on. Full anchors on just because 00:01:01.229 --> 00:01:03.049 a police van was overtaking the other side. He 00:01:03.049 --> 00:01:05.769 did that really annoying thing where you see 00:01:05.769 --> 00:01:07.469 the brake lights and then you think, oh, they're 00:01:07.469 --> 00:01:09.370 slowing down at a normal rate. And then they 00:01:09.370 --> 00:01:12.620 just plant the fucking foot to the ground. And 00:01:12.620 --> 00:01:13.939 I was like, oh, my God, it's coming up quick. 00:01:14.099 --> 00:01:17.780 Yeah, I saw your van. I always leave enough distance. 00:01:17.900 --> 00:01:21.620 I'm a class driver. Yeah. I saw it stop suddenly. 00:01:21.620 --> 00:01:23.180 I thought, oh, well, he's hit him. And then I 00:01:23.180 --> 00:01:25.120 was like looking in my rear view going, oh, well, 00:01:25.159 --> 00:01:28.500 we're all in. At least it's a sunny day. At least 00:01:28.500 --> 00:01:30.260 it's not raining. I don't even know how you would 00:01:30.260 --> 00:01:32.319 sort that out insurance -wise. You go, right, 00:01:32.379 --> 00:01:34.579 he slammed his brakes on. I've hit him. And now 00:01:34.579 --> 00:01:36.680 I've made the van behind me slam. He hasn't hit 00:01:36.680 --> 00:01:39.599 me, but someone else has hit him. I said to Mark, 00:01:39.659 --> 00:01:42.310 though, it was like that. It's like why people 00:01:42.310 --> 00:01:44.670 do extreme sports. It's like the adrenaline from 00:01:44.670 --> 00:01:46.650 I'm about to have a crash to then absolutely 00:01:46.650 --> 00:01:48.370 nothing happening. And I was like, oh, my God, 00:01:48.390 --> 00:01:51.390 I'm so happy. Yeah. I'm so happy I don't have 00:01:51.390 --> 00:01:52.989 to sort out that insurance. I haven't got that 00:01:52.989 --> 00:01:55.370 stress of that. Fuck. I can take photographs 00:01:55.370 --> 00:01:58.609 and submit it. Set on the roadside. Phone the 00:01:58.609 --> 00:02:00.150 firm. That's the worst one as well, isn't it? 00:02:00.150 --> 00:02:01.989 Phoning the firm to tell them that you've had 00:02:01.989 --> 00:02:04.170 an accident and then getting into the yard on 00:02:04.170 --> 00:02:07.069 fucking Tuesday. They won't go, oh, you came 00:02:07.069 --> 00:02:08.629 with a crash. You've had a crash. You've had 00:02:08.629 --> 00:02:11.189 a crash, haven't you? You shit it dry. And now 00:02:11.189 --> 00:02:14.789 we've got the lovely moment of we've completely 00:02:14.789 --> 00:02:19.069 avoided that. It's amazing. Yeah. Now I'm choking 00:02:19.069 --> 00:02:21.550 on that Ribena. That's good to say. That done 00:02:21.550 --> 00:02:25.949 me in. I got... Have you been doing much gaming? 00:02:26.110 --> 00:02:27.770 Have you been involved with that a whole lot? 00:02:28.189 --> 00:02:31.509 Since last summer. I've got Fallen Order. I've 00:02:31.509 --> 00:02:35.430 got... And I started that and it is double decent, 00:02:35.490 --> 00:02:39.370 to be honest. But it's one of those... It's a 00:02:39.370 --> 00:02:41.620 game that I... quite like because you do a little 00:02:41.620 --> 00:02:43.620 bit of gameplay then it cuts away cut scenes 00:02:43.620 --> 00:02:46.280 and does a lot of it now i like that because 00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:49.240 there's nothing worse than playing a lot of the 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:52.060 game and having a lot of cut scene a lot again 00:02:52.060 --> 00:02:53.960 because it disrupts the flow whereas you know 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:55.479 if you ain't got a lot of gameplay you're just 00:02:55.479 --> 00:02:57.740 like gonna get past that challenge that quest 00:02:57.740 --> 00:02:59.479 and then you're gonna have like a couple minute 00:02:59.479 --> 00:03:03.080 cut scene it's quite nice and uh yeah it's leading 00:03:03.080 --> 00:03:05.319 in i've not i mean i've only spent an hour and 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:07.020 a bit on it i'm still in sort of like the training 00:03:07.020 --> 00:03:12.319 phase for old What's his name again? Cal Kestis. 00:03:12.379 --> 00:03:14.219 Cal Kestis. Yeah, that's the... Did you play 00:03:14.219 --> 00:03:18.199 the last... Survivor. Last Survivor? Not yet, 00:03:18.219 --> 00:03:20.080 so I'm going to play Fallen Order first, then 00:03:20.080 --> 00:03:22.860 Survivor. Yeah. But, yeah, it kind of goes hand 00:03:22.860 --> 00:03:24.639 in hand because there's a lot of stuff coming 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:27.479 out now, isn't there, from, like, Star Wars or, 00:03:27.500 --> 00:03:29.860 like, Andor and those different kind of stories 00:03:29.860 --> 00:03:32.419 and avenues. And it's really interesting because 00:03:32.419 --> 00:03:37.080 it's not just lightsabers and blasters. There's, 00:03:37.139 --> 00:03:38.740 like, a lot of storyline. I don't know if you're 00:03:38.740 --> 00:03:41.340 up to date with the Andor stuff. But, yeah, like, 00:03:41.379 --> 00:03:46.479 the politics and the spies that went behind it. 00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:49.849 And for me, it's... I'm just like, actually, 00:03:49.870 --> 00:03:52.310 I'm a Star Wars geezer and I spend money on it. 00:03:52.830 --> 00:03:55.830 I really enjoy it. But yeah, that's kind of like 00:03:55.830 --> 00:03:57.909 Call of Duty because obviously you just want 00:03:57.909 --> 00:04:00.650 to get in a fucking mess. Fortnite's doing a 00:04:00.650 --> 00:04:03.870 massive Star Wars collab again. I mean, I'm not 00:04:03.870 --> 00:04:05.789 into Fortnite at all. I know you ain't a massive 00:04:05.789 --> 00:04:08.569 fan on it either, but I messaged Ash about it 00:04:08.569 --> 00:04:11.370 yesterday because obviously he's a buy anything. 00:04:11.610 --> 00:04:13.409 I said, well, it's going to fucking suffer. He 00:04:13.409 --> 00:04:16.189 was like, oh, again? Fucking not again. Also, 00:04:16.810 --> 00:04:19.310 In line with us going to Nerd Base on Monday, 00:04:19.389 --> 00:04:21.189 I think they're doing a massive sale on all their 00:04:21.189 --> 00:04:23.490 Star Wars stuff at the moment. Yeah, I saw them 00:04:23.490 --> 00:04:27.649 post today saying that they were reducing a lot 00:04:27.649 --> 00:04:30.389 of their... I'd imagine it's just like old stock 00:04:30.389 --> 00:04:32.769 and influx of stock because they've got a shitload 00:04:32.769 --> 00:04:35.329 of Star Wars stuff. Yeah, loads. Shitloads. So 00:04:35.329 --> 00:04:38.850 I think they're doing like a Star Wars day. Oh, 00:04:38.850 --> 00:04:40.709 is it? I'd imagine our luck, it will be on the 00:04:40.709 --> 00:04:42.790 Monday when we go, which would be quite cool. 00:04:42.910 --> 00:04:46.370 I've never... I tried getting into... star wars 00:04:46.370 --> 00:04:50.149 and i just i just can't seem to get myself into 00:04:50.149 --> 00:04:52.870 it which is really weird i feel like it's almost 00:04:52.870 --> 00:04:57.149 like for me um trying to delve into warhammer 00:04:57.149 --> 00:05:00.750 i just feel like there's so much lore and there's 00:05:00.750 --> 00:05:03.550 there's so much shit that i've already missed 00:05:03.550 --> 00:05:06.850 out on and you look at it and you go ah so when 00:05:06.850 --> 00:05:09.870 you when you see a lore map of warhammer and 00:05:09.870 --> 00:05:12.069 all the different fucking things that you go 00:05:12.069 --> 00:05:14.610 by and books and shit like that and you go i'm 00:05:14.610 --> 00:05:17.680 i'm not touching that i have no idea where to 00:05:17.680 --> 00:05:19.959 fucking get involved with that and i suffer with 00:05:19.959 --> 00:05:23.519 that if there's too much to do i'm just no no 00:05:23.519 --> 00:05:26.519 thank you and probably probably now is the ideal 00:05:26.519 --> 00:05:28.980 time to get stuck into the star wars before it 00:05:28.980 --> 00:05:31.439 branches off into like all sorts of mega avenues 00:05:31.439 --> 00:05:33.379 because you you should imagine in five years 00:05:33.379 --> 00:05:35.839 time ten years time yeah it'll probably be like 00:05:35.839 --> 00:05:38.759 boy i'm not quite as big yeah that's been going 00:05:38.759 --> 00:05:41.680 for a time and time and envy because because 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:43.959 you because obviously like in my head it was 00:05:43.959 --> 00:05:45.899 like oh well you've got the movies and then it 00:05:45.899 --> 00:05:47.879 cuts out there but obviously it isn't you've 00:05:47.879 --> 00:05:49.519 got the movies and then you've got the fucking 00:05:49.519 --> 00:05:52.360 series on Disney and all the different yeah the 00:05:52.360 --> 00:05:55.019 books yeah yeah yeah canon and all that sort 00:05:55.019 --> 00:05:56.699 of stuff it branches it like where people have 00:05:56.699 --> 00:05:59.310 gone crazy on their own and done bits yeah Yeah, 00:05:59.329 --> 00:06:02.149 man, it's mental. But yeah, that'll be good. 00:06:02.269 --> 00:06:04.790 A bit of nerd base on Monday. I bought the Attire 00:06:04.790 --> 00:06:07.250 Fighter bust. I'd put it on there. Yeah, yeah, 00:06:07.290 --> 00:06:08.889 I liked it. It was very cool. Ash will probably 00:06:08.889 --> 00:06:10.470 go crazy because I don't know if I'll put it 00:06:10.470 --> 00:06:12.550 on there. I don't think he did, no. He loves 00:06:12.550 --> 00:06:13.750 that kind of shit, man. He's just moaning at 00:06:13.750 --> 00:06:16.509 me again because I never send him anything. But 00:06:16.509 --> 00:06:18.389 to be honest, Gaze is so... You don't talk to 00:06:18.389 --> 00:06:21.379 me. No, he's so boring, though, isn't he? Gaze 00:06:21.379 --> 00:06:24.120 has got a couple of nippers. I was going to invite 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:26.420 him to Nerd Base on Monday. Oh, let's do it. 00:06:26.540 --> 00:06:29.000 But you know what the score is. Old Jem can't 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:32.319 get the time off. He's lost out on a bet. Do 00:06:32.319 --> 00:06:33.720 you remember? I don't know if you would have 00:06:33.720 --> 00:06:36.579 listened. At some point on one of these episodes, 00:06:36.779 --> 00:06:40.839 me and Ash made a bet about, I said GTA 6 would 00:06:40.839 --> 00:06:43.660 be delayed. And he said GTA 6 wouldn't. Did you 00:06:43.660 --> 00:06:46.079 remember what the bet was? It was a monetary 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:48.829 value. Can you remember? I don't remember the 00:06:48.829 --> 00:06:50.350 money. He texted me because he was like, I don't 00:06:50.350 --> 00:06:51.930 know what it was, but basically he's lost the 00:06:51.930 --> 00:06:54.490 bet because it's been delayed to 26th of May. 00:06:54.689 --> 00:06:56.649 Yeah, it was always going to be delayed. Yeah, 00:06:56.649 --> 00:06:59.170 of course it was. One, it's probably got a lot, 00:06:59.209 --> 00:07:01.329 they've got a lot to produce, but they haven't 00:07:01.329 --> 00:07:03.889 done anything with it, you know, since those 00:07:03.889 --> 00:07:06.550 little clips came out. They haven't done anything. 00:07:06.769 --> 00:07:10.230 Yeah, but I don't think they've needed to. No, 00:07:10.250 --> 00:07:13.709 but communication is like... Well, the thing 00:07:13.709 --> 00:07:17.029 is, we spoke about it on the pod. which is when 00:07:17.029 --> 00:07:19.370 we made that fucking bet. And we were talking 00:07:19.370 --> 00:07:24.009 about advertisement and hyping up of games and 00:07:24.009 --> 00:07:26.750 the amount of effort that developers and everything 00:07:26.750 --> 00:07:32.029 put into marketing their shit. And I feel like 00:07:32.029 --> 00:07:35.870 we come to the consensus that Rockstar's so massive 00:07:35.870 --> 00:07:38.589 that they just haven't got to do that. You think 00:07:38.589 --> 00:07:41.600 that you've had one trailer... It was hyped up 00:07:41.600 --> 00:07:43.819 before there was even a fucking trailer. And 00:07:43.819 --> 00:07:45.560 then that little bit got leaked, which I still 00:07:45.560 --> 00:07:49.720 think was done on purpose. And then you get one 00:07:49.720 --> 00:07:52.620 trailer and then a million YouTube videos five 00:07:52.620 --> 00:07:54.959 minutes after that's released saying, like, here's 00:07:54.959 --> 00:07:56.720 all the things that you missed. And then that 00:07:56.720 --> 00:08:00.220 was it. But you talk to anyone about GTA 6, they 00:08:00.220 --> 00:08:03.379 know what it is. They know what's supposed to 00:08:03.379 --> 00:08:05.160 be coming out. They know who fucking makes it. 00:08:05.220 --> 00:08:07.620 They know as much shit as you can know about 00:08:07.620 --> 00:08:11.779 it. And that's all done from... nothing so it's 00:08:11.779 --> 00:08:14.079 like do you need I'd love another trailer but 00:08:14.079 --> 00:08:16.620 do you need one I don't well you don't need it 00:08:16.620 --> 00:08:19.980 but that's not to say you know what you shouldn't 00:08:19.980 --> 00:08:22.819 at least communicate with your audience like 00:08:22.819 --> 00:08:26.259 you don't need to do a lot of things but the 00:08:26.259 --> 00:08:30.779 way you win people on side and you know they're 00:08:30.779 --> 00:08:34.779 gonna you know They're going to sell out and 00:08:34.779 --> 00:08:36.860 it's going to be annoying. It's going to be the 00:08:36.860 --> 00:08:38.860 biggest game in the world. Yeah, but I still 00:08:38.860 --> 00:08:41.320 think a little bit here and there. Because they 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:43.679 said, I feel like one of the last communications 00:08:43.679 --> 00:08:47.340 from them was them reassuring everyone that no, 00:08:47.379 --> 00:08:50.460 it was releasing this year. And I was just so 00:08:50.460 --> 00:08:54.259 adamant. I was like, no, no chance. Because I 00:08:54.259 --> 00:08:57.940 feel like that's just become the norm now for 00:08:57.940 --> 00:09:01.080 most games is, here's a game, here's a reveal 00:09:01.080 --> 00:09:03.929 trailer. fucking couple months later here's a 00:09:03.929 --> 00:09:06.570 release date for said game and then you get maybe 00:09:06.570 --> 00:09:08.490 four months before the release date and you go 00:09:08.490 --> 00:09:10.389 oh no we've got to knock it back we've got to 00:09:10.389 --> 00:09:11.970 knock it back because we want to take our time 00:09:11.970 --> 00:09:14.429 with it I feel like you had the you had the the 00:09:14.429 --> 00:09:16.610 cyber punks and the no man's skies where those 00:09:16.610 --> 00:09:19.309 games released and they were just shit because 00:09:19.309 --> 00:09:22.740 they were undercooked and then patches after 00:09:22.740 --> 00:09:24.360 patches to fix it and i feel like you've now 00:09:24.360 --> 00:09:26.700 shifted to the other side where everyone's just 00:09:26.700 --> 00:09:28.779 more comfortable to delay their games because 00:09:28.779 --> 00:09:31.000 they go well if you want it perfect you're gonna 00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:33.419 have to wait it's still still not gonna be perfect 00:09:33.419 --> 00:09:35.779 when it releases no god no god no i don't did 00:09:35.779 --> 00:09:38.960 you ever play gta 5 yeah did you ever experience 00:09:38.960 --> 00:09:40.899 the online servers when they first went live 00:09:40.899 --> 00:09:43.559 fucking travesty so obviously they released the 00:09:43.559 --> 00:09:47.820 released gta 5 main campaign all that stuff And 00:09:47.820 --> 00:09:51.440 then the online came available a couple of weeks 00:09:51.440 --> 00:09:54.820 after the game released. And the servers were 00:09:54.820 --> 00:09:57.120 a fucking shit show. Because obviously every 00:09:57.120 --> 00:10:00.240 person that had bought GTA was then flooding 00:10:00.240 --> 00:10:03.200 into online. And they were a mess for a solid 00:10:03.200 --> 00:10:07.639 week, which was massively impactful in terms 00:10:07.639 --> 00:10:11.200 of launching your online service of a game when 00:10:11.200 --> 00:10:13.779 no cunt can get on it. It'll be the same shit 00:10:13.779 --> 00:10:16.240 for this as well. Guarantee it. Because every 00:10:16.240 --> 00:10:18.360 company makes that same mistake where their servers 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:20.519 just aren't big enough to compensate for how 00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:21.919 many people are going to be interested. Yeah, 00:10:21.980 --> 00:10:26.019 because I suppose you're going to have that mega 00:10:26.019 --> 00:10:29.200 drive. Well, no pun intended there. A mega drive 00:10:29.200 --> 00:10:34.519 and then you'll get that drop off. But I'm not 00:10:34.519 --> 00:10:37.039 that technically minded whether or not they've 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:42.679 got so many servers. easy it's to just drop off 00:10:42.679 --> 00:10:44.779 after that drop a few services or whatever that 00:10:44.779 --> 00:10:47.440 costs lots of money but they're not as if they're 00:10:47.440 --> 00:10:50.379 going to lose money it's going to be mega people 00:10:50.379 --> 00:10:52.620 are going to like you like yourself people are 00:10:52.620 --> 00:10:53.980 going to take the day off people are going to 00:10:53.980 --> 00:10:56.720 buy if I'm not taking the day off I'm phoning 00:10:56.720 --> 00:11:01.419 in sick just listen now if Armit or fucking anyone's 00:11:01.419 --> 00:11:04.120 listening to that Andrew there's a fucking third 00:11:04.120 --> 00:11:06.360 strike I'm taking that fucking day off it's not 00:11:06.360 --> 00:11:08.100 happening they'll probably take the fucking day 00:11:08.100 --> 00:11:09.600 off it won't be happening this year anyway will 00:11:09.600 --> 00:11:12.090 it No one's going to be here. Guarantee it. But 00:11:12.090 --> 00:11:15.850 it's... Yeah, it's just... It's just going to 00:11:15.850 --> 00:11:19.830 fucking take over. The amount of money... I think... 00:11:19.830 --> 00:11:22.750 All that just so you can smash a prostitute in 00:11:22.750 --> 00:11:25.049 the face. With a dildo. Yeah, exactly. If I can't 00:11:25.049 --> 00:11:27.590 do that, then it's not worth having. Run a mother 00:11:27.590 --> 00:11:30.830 over with all her kids. It's the closest to South 00:11:30.830 --> 00:11:34.269 Park that you're going to get. 100%. Great. It's 00:11:34.269 --> 00:11:36.250 the closest to... You know when you're doing 00:11:36.250 --> 00:11:37.610 something and in your head, you're like, I'd 00:11:37.610 --> 00:11:41.139 love to fuck... just smash the just take a hatchet 00:11:41.139 --> 00:11:42.919 but you can do it there you go there you go it's 00:11:42.919 --> 00:11:45.039 a sandbox for serial killers you can do whatever 00:11:45.039 --> 00:11:46.480 you want to do why haven't they done a request 00:11:46.480 --> 00:11:49.000 you know like they took sort of 5 ,000 people 00:11:49.000 --> 00:11:51.820 and they just said like what's like your ultimate 00:11:51.820 --> 00:11:56.080 like fantasy of like sex drugs rock and roll 00:11:56.080 --> 00:11:59.340 and murder yeah yeah like if they said back to 00:11:59.340 --> 00:12:01.919 you if they said Mr Langdon we want you to come 00:12:01.919 --> 00:12:06.480 up with like a little you know A little bit within 00:12:06.480 --> 00:12:10.759 GTA. And we want you to murder someone. Who would 00:12:10.759 --> 00:12:15.960 it be? They want you to fuck someone. And then 00:12:15.960 --> 00:12:19.480 they want you to impregnate someone. What would 00:12:19.480 --> 00:12:21.100 you say? So let's go with a murder first. Who 00:12:21.100 --> 00:12:23.559 are you murdering? So they've come to me and 00:12:23.559 --> 00:12:25.620 they said, we're going to implement this into 00:12:25.620 --> 00:12:31.179 the game. And you can murder someone. How? How 00:12:31.179 --> 00:12:33.220 you would murder someone, not who I'm murdering. 00:12:33.220 --> 00:12:37.080 How and who? Hmm. See, they normally like to 00:12:37.080 --> 00:12:40.419 go for celebrities, don't they? And then change 00:12:40.419 --> 00:12:42.679 their name a little bit so they don't get done 00:12:42.679 --> 00:12:46.860 over. Hmm. Who would I want to do? There's this 00:12:46.860 --> 00:12:54.159 really weird guy called Nick Acardo. All right, 00:12:54.159 --> 00:12:56.059 Nick Acardo or someone like that. I don't know. 00:12:56.679 --> 00:12:59.139 Really weird guy. He did a lot of mukbangs and 00:12:59.139 --> 00:13:02.700 shit and got really, really, really fat. Really 00:13:02.700 --> 00:13:04.820 fat. For some reason, I just really detest him. 00:13:04.899 --> 00:13:08.039 I don't know why. And then he went media silent 00:13:08.039 --> 00:13:10.860 and then come back really, really slim. But he's 00:13:10.860 --> 00:13:14.720 a really weird guy. Kill him. Kill him. He's 00:13:14.720 --> 00:13:16.840 going. How are you doing? I just don't like him. 00:13:17.679 --> 00:13:21.440 And I can do this in the game. So they'll implement 00:13:21.440 --> 00:13:26.899 it like a mission. Oh, God, how would I kill 00:13:26.899 --> 00:13:28.659 him? So let's say in this game, he's still fat. 00:13:29.039 --> 00:13:31.159 yeah he's still huge let's call him he's fucking 00:13:31.159 --> 00:13:33.799 20 stone he's a big boy which to be fair for 00:13:33.799 --> 00:13:36.639 america is quite standard yeah so let's bump 00:13:36.639 --> 00:13:42.139 him up he's 25 stone he's got um oh let's say 00:13:42.139 --> 00:13:43.980 let's say he's got one of those you know them 00:13:44.840 --> 00:13:46.600 You know them wheelchair things, the mobility 00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:48.460 scooters that have the big basket at the front 00:13:48.460 --> 00:13:49.960 of them. He has to roll around on one of them. 00:13:50.059 --> 00:13:53.000 He can't fucking run. He's got pre -diabetic 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:55.759 legs. They go all red and horrible and he can't 00:13:55.759 --> 00:13:57.399 walk on them. He's got them blister patches on. 00:13:57.399 --> 00:13:59.220 He's like that, always fucking whinging. Well 00:13:59.220 --> 00:14:04.779 does him a favour. And you've got to try and 00:14:04.779 --> 00:14:08.539 assassinate him in this game, in GTA. But you've 00:14:08.539 --> 00:14:11.299 got to do it inconspicuously. He can't come back 00:14:11.299 --> 00:14:14.929 to you. So where do you catch him? Yeah, he's 00:14:14.929 --> 00:14:17.210 local. In the supermarket. Oh, of course he is. 00:14:17.210 --> 00:14:18.710 He's grabbing food for his mukbangs, isn't he? 00:14:18.730 --> 00:14:21.049 Oh. He's grabbing food for his mukbangs. Here 00:14:21.049 --> 00:14:23.830 we go. Well, one clip of him that really stuck 00:14:23.830 --> 00:14:27.789 in my head, and it's him making a shitload of 00:14:27.789 --> 00:14:30.529 noodles. Like ramen noodles, but I'm talking 00:14:30.529 --> 00:14:33.049 a fucking big bowl of it. Bucket full. Bucket 00:14:33.049 --> 00:14:35.590 full. Table full of fucking noodles. He's obviously 00:14:35.590 --> 00:14:37.690 not eating them all. Noodles of noodles. Noodles 00:14:37.690 --> 00:14:42.710 of noodles. So in this mission, we find him at 00:14:42.710 --> 00:14:47.850 the... The noodle section. Right? And obviously 00:14:47.850 --> 00:14:49.830 he's doing another mukbang video. So the whole 00:14:49.830 --> 00:14:53.230 shelf down on the front. Whole shelf covered 00:14:53.230 --> 00:14:56.090 in noodles. Right? He's filled up his basket 00:14:56.090 --> 00:14:58.129 and he's got another two carry -ons. You know 00:14:58.129 --> 00:14:59.929 like a Harley Davidson where they have the carry 00:14:59.929 --> 00:15:02.870 -ons on the side. Little fucking leather buckles 00:15:02.870 --> 00:15:05.090 and shit. And they're filled with ramen noodles 00:15:05.090 --> 00:15:10.429 and all. I'm getting he eats a lot of noodles. 00:15:10.490 --> 00:15:11.929 He eats a lot of noodles. Let's get around to 00:15:11.929 --> 00:15:15.500 the killing. Come on. Weighted down, right? Now, 00:15:15.559 --> 00:15:18.100 from the supermarket to his house is on a slight 00:15:18.100 --> 00:15:20.179 incline. All the weight is transferred to the 00:15:20.179 --> 00:15:23.500 front of the fucking buggy. Yep. So, we're going 00:15:23.500 --> 00:15:29.840 to follow him as he goes down. And... Come on, 00:15:29.840 --> 00:15:32.120 lad. Let's get it out. How am I going to kill 00:15:32.120 --> 00:15:35.360 this geezer? I want to tip him over. Yeah? I 00:15:35.360 --> 00:15:39.720 want to tip him over. In a truck or... I'll tell 00:15:39.720 --> 00:15:43.919 you what we'll do. Kick him. From the back. We'll 00:15:43.919 --> 00:15:46.139 kick him from the back, flip him over. All right, 00:15:46.159 --> 00:15:49.100 this is what we need to do. Under his own weight, 00:15:49.259 --> 00:15:53.220 he's now crushed, suffocating himself. This is 00:15:53.220 --> 00:15:55.960 really weird. This is really weird. I want to 00:15:55.960 --> 00:15:58.340 see your imagination. I know, this is kind of 00:15:58.340 --> 00:16:02.679 crazy. Kicked over, suffocating under his own 00:16:02.679 --> 00:16:05.200 weight. One of his fucking chins is... One of 00:16:05.200 --> 00:16:10.399 his chins is... What I've brought with me is 00:16:10.399 --> 00:16:13.870 boiling water. Oh, go on. Here we go. But the 00:16:13.870 --> 00:16:15.830 boiling water isn't going on him. It's going 00:16:15.830 --> 00:16:19.769 on the noodles. Yeah? Right. So now, I'm making 00:16:19.769 --> 00:16:21.950 the ramen noodles. And then while he's on the 00:16:21.950 --> 00:16:24.789 floor, being squished under his own weight, I'm 00:16:24.789 --> 00:16:27.789 just stuffing him full of ramen noodles. Yeah. 00:16:27.830 --> 00:16:29.690 Just putting them in. Because I'm not using a 00:16:29.690 --> 00:16:32.549 weapon. I haven't inflicted anything here. I 00:16:32.549 --> 00:16:35.009 have... Jesus is just eating. He's falling over. 00:16:35.070 --> 00:16:37.370 He's eating. He choked on his fucking noodles. 00:16:37.490 --> 00:16:39.330 I'm just shoving noodles in his mouth. Yeah. 00:16:39.840 --> 00:16:44.080 And he's gurgling noodles. More noodles. More 00:16:44.080 --> 00:16:47.320 water. More noodles. The packets. Sashay and 00:16:47.320 --> 00:16:49.279 the packets on him. One down his arse crack. 00:16:51.500 --> 00:16:59.789 That's my trademark. When they leave a joker 00:16:59.789 --> 00:17:01.830 card on their chest or a rose or something like 00:17:01.830 --> 00:17:04.289 that, this is my one. It's a pack of ramen noodles 00:17:04.289 --> 00:17:06.529 sashayed down the ass crack. What flavour is 00:17:06.529 --> 00:17:09.869 yours? Chicken and noodles. Chicken noodles ramen. 00:17:10.130 --> 00:17:12.710 Chicken noodle ramen. Chicken salt down his crack. 00:17:12.789 --> 00:17:15.369 Chicken salt down the butt crack. Yeah. And I've 00:17:15.369 --> 00:17:17.950 just choked him with noodles. Yeah. He's dead. 00:17:18.509 --> 00:17:22.630 We walk away with a pack of noodles. How you'd 00:17:22.630 --> 00:17:25.069 implement that into a GTA mission, I'm not 100 00:17:25.069 --> 00:17:28.549 % sure. That's not for me to decide. You've asked 00:17:28.549 --> 00:17:30.690 me for an idea as Rockstar. I've given you one 00:17:30.690 --> 00:17:33.029 that's fucked up enough to go into that kind 00:17:33.029 --> 00:17:35.230 of game. You know what I mean? If I can pick 00:17:35.230 --> 00:17:39.029 up a vibrator and beat someone with it, then 00:17:39.029 --> 00:17:41.589 choking someone to death with noodles isn't really 00:17:41.589 --> 00:17:44.569 that far -fetched. Sounds crazy as I say it. 00:17:44.890 --> 00:17:47.759 Doesn't sound crazy on paper. Yeah, doesn't sound 00:17:47.759 --> 00:17:50.619 crazy enough for GTO, but I like it. I like where 00:17:50.619 --> 00:17:53.819 you went. It's pretty nutty. Less violent, but 00:17:53.819 --> 00:17:55.500 violent at the same time. You've got to keep 00:17:55.500 --> 00:17:58.299 it somewhat PG. Dark, isn't it? You went to a 00:17:58.299 --> 00:18:02.079 dark place to do that. Yeah, that's an actual 00:18:02.079 --> 00:18:04.799 person in real life that I've come up with an 00:18:04.799 --> 00:18:06.950 idea on how to kill them. Yeah. But that's what 00:18:06.950 --> 00:18:09.109 I'm saying. That's what GTA is about, though, 00:18:09.130 --> 00:18:13.690 isn't it? It gives you the freedom to go and... 00:18:13.690 --> 00:18:16.329 You can see all these people. They must be in 00:18:16.329 --> 00:18:21.750 dark places when the devs sit down and they think, 00:18:21.789 --> 00:18:25.140 right, let's make this game. Yeah. And they have 00:18:25.140 --> 00:18:27.660 to think, what the fuck can we do? Yeah. Because 00:18:27.660 --> 00:18:31.039 there are some dark shit in GTA. And now they've 00:18:31.039 --> 00:18:32.920 got to step it up because we're used to the old 00:18:32.920 --> 00:18:35.059 game, which is exactly the same as what it is. 00:18:35.099 --> 00:18:37.660 How do you make that better? You have to go darker. 00:18:37.779 --> 00:18:39.920 I laid there last night before I was going to 00:18:39.920 --> 00:18:44.759 bed. It was about 20 past 10. And for about 15 00:18:44.759 --> 00:18:46.420 minutes, I was just scrolling through a page 00:18:46.420 --> 00:18:49.619 on Instagram of people dying. Just people dying. 00:18:49.779 --> 00:18:52.799 I don't know why. Just like some geezer got cut 00:18:52.799 --> 00:18:55.769 in half by a train. I mean, like, electrocution. 00:18:56.190 --> 00:18:58.769 Dark. Absolutely nothing. I went, oh, switch 00:18:58.769 --> 00:19:00.430 that off, go to sleep. Yeah. So they're going 00:19:00.430 --> 00:19:03.509 to have to do some mental shit to get anyone 00:19:03.509 --> 00:19:06.789 to go, this is a bit much. Yeah. And it's controversial, 00:19:06.869 --> 00:19:08.589 this shit at the moment as well, because the 00:19:08.589 --> 00:19:11.970 world's gone woke. Gone mental. Gone well woke. 00:19:12.230 --> 00:19:15.470 So, I mean, like, they're, like... Go on. They 00:19:15.470 --> 00:19:20.309 get... I mean, it's going to upset people. And, 00:19:20.309 --> 00:19:22.769 well, they... obviously don't care but yeah you're 00:19:22.769 --> 00:19:25.690 gonna i like that because you've gone so far 00:19:25.690 --> 00:19:28.490 left and then gta is obviously gonna go so far 00:19:28.490 --> 00:19:30.789 right so how is it you're gonna you're gonna 00:19:30.789 --> 00:19:34.930 get a lot of um like south park what can we do 00:19:34.930 --> 00:19:36.970 to trigger people here yeah because we don't 00:19:36.970 --> 00:19:38.869 give a fuck you're still gonna play you're still 00:19:38.869 --> 00:19:40.970 gonna buy it yeah so what can we what can we 00:19:40.970 --> 00:19:46.549 do to to kiss the line but not fucking go over 00:19:46.549 --> 00:19:49.230 it in a way that's gonna like impact us as a 00:19:49.230 --> 00:19:51.109 company you go what can we do to really take 00:19:51.109 --> 00:19:53.529 the piss that's why i've been like when they 00:19:53.529 --> 00:19:54.950 put other celebrities and stuff in there but 00:19:54.950 --> 00:19:58.670 they they change them to a point where you you 00:19:58.670 --> 00:20:02.369 know who they are but not they're not exactly 00:20:02.369 --> 00:20:04.890 like one of one in someone so it's like i know 00:20:04.890 --> 00:20:07.930 who you're taking the piss out of yeah but there's 00:20:07.930 --> 00:20:09.670 nothing that person can do because they haven't 00:20:09.670 --> 00:20:11.630 it's not you and i feel like that's the kind 00:20:11.630 --> 00:20:14.549 of shit that they would go down with but i it's 00:20:14.549 --> 00:20:17.529 funny it is funny because it's just you're not 00:20:17.529 --> 00:20:19.710 taking shit seriously for five minutes you're 00:20:19.710 --> 00:20:21.490 playing a video game but that video game is taking 00:20:21.490 --> 00:20:24.930 the piss that's why i love south park yeah you 00:20:24.930 --> 00:20:28.009 know what i mean yeah and gaming is a massive 00:20:28.009 --> 00:20:30.930 way to do it because you know you come home from 00:20:30.930 --> 00:20:33.710 work and you're just like right I want to immerse 00:20:33.710 --> 00:20:36.269 myself into something and GTA is going to be 00:20:36.269 --> 00:20:38.450 there because it's just GTA is not the game that 00:20:38.450 --> 00:20:40.750 you want to be able to take anything serious 00:20:40.750 --> 00:20:43.230 it's a fuck around game obviously it's a sandbox 00:20:43.230 --> 00:20:46.470 the campaign is going to be great yeah ultimately 00:20:46.470 --> 00:20:49.970 you're just like right I'll get to A to B but 00:20:49.970 --> 00:20:53.130 during that time what can I do yeah I can throw 00:20:53.130 --> 00:20:58.799 acid on a small child Where are they going? I 00:20:58.799 --> 00:21:02.759 can take my double -barrelled shotgun and I can 00:21:02.759 --> 00:21:06.160 go over to the phone box. I can ram some prostitute 00:21:06.160 --> 00:21:09.960 in there and blow her head off. Like the old 00:21:09.960 --> 00:21:11.900 fucking get a prostitute in the car, have sex 00:21:11.900 --> 00:21:13.539 with them and then kill them and get your money 00:21:13.539 --> 00:21:15.680 back. And some. Put them in a dumpster. I'll 00:21:15.680 --> 00:21:19.039 take that back. Profit. Hardcore profit. Thank 00:21:19.039 --> 00:21:21.599 you very much. Boys bouncing all over the floor. 00:21:21.700 --> 00:21:26.069 Yeah, that's how it is. yeah you know and then 00:21:26.069 --> 00:21:28.049 back to your point as well yeah they probably 00:21:28.049 --> 00:21:30.309 haven't needed a lot of marketing because you 00:21:30.309 --> 00:21:33.190 know podcasts like this and people that's what 00:21:33.190 --> 00:21:36.529 they're talking about but i do think you should 00:21:36.529 --> 00:21:39.390 have a little yeah it would be sorry i really 00:21:39.390 --> 00:21:42.069 really would would have loved to have seen um 00:21:42.069 --> 00:21:43.829 maybe we'll get it now that we've got a release 00:21:43.829 --> 00:21:49.279 date a gameplay trailer or just another trailer. 00:21:49.480 --> 00:21:51.720 It's been over a year since the last one, which 00:21:51.720 --> 00:21:55.240 is a long old fucking time for something of this 00:21:55.240 --> 00:21:59.299 caliber to not receive anything back. So yeah, 00:21:59.339 --> 00:22:01.980 a little bit of transparency, but I suppose it's 00:22:01.980 --> 00:22:06.740 good that that is a date. 26th of May, 2026. 00:22:07.079 --> 00:22:10.960 Yes, it's fucking miles away, but this is your 00:22:10.960 --> 00:22:13.640 date. So they've now got all that time, which... 00:22:14.109 --> 00:22:16.650 You can see all the lining. They must be doing 00:22:16.650 --> 00:22:21.410 some mental shit to have to wait that much longer. 00:22:21.750 --> 00:22:24.589 Another year on top of what is already... Sorry 00:22:24.589 --> 00:22:29.490 to interject. Go on. Is this a Patreon one? No. 00:22:29.769 --> 00:22:32.210 Oh, we're fucking dishing out some good shit. 00:22:33.769 --> 00:22:36.740 What, you want it for a Patreon one? No. We can 00:22:36.740 --> 00:22:38.359 make it. I can make this. We're going to both 00:22:38.359 --> 00:22:40.420 go. Look, the people are getting. No, don't. 00:22:41.119 --> 00:22:44.519 No, don't now. Because I'm teasing them. Yeah. 00:22:44.599 --> 00:22:47.000 I've teased this audience now. So the better 00:22:47.000 --> 00:22:49.240 stuff. Yeah. So they're like, fucking hell, this 00:22:49.240 --> 00:22:52.660 is great content. Ash, I'll put that word in 00:22:52.660 --> 00:22:54.680 there for you. Because I know you love content. 00:22:54.680 --> 00:22:57.019 Because we are content creators. I said quality 00:22:57.019 --> 00:22:59.319 content. Quality content. Not just content. Yeah. 00:22:59.339 --> 00:23:02.240 This is the best content. Hardcore content for 00:23:02.240 --> 00:23:05.490 the people. Yeah. And then. For all you tight 00:23:05.490 --> 00:23:08.369 little bastards out there, you can't pay these 00:23:08.369 --> 00:23:11.990 guys so you can get what I'm coming up with next. 00:23:12.049 --> 00:23:15.589 If you think, if your little tiny brains think 00:23:15.589 --> 00:23:18.730 that you're going to get it for free. GTA, like 00:23:18.730 --> 00:23:20.730 that little snippet there where we went dark, 00:23:20.890 --> 00:23:24.710 noodle killing. That's arguably the weirdest 00:23:24.710 --> 00:23:29.990 thing that I've said on the podcast. I feel like 00:23:29.990 --> 00:23:33.049 that's the kind of stuff where backlash happens 00:23:33.049 --> 00:23:36.509 if you're bigger. But we're not. No. So it don't 00:23:36.509 --> 00:23:38.529 matter. It don't matter. Doesn't matter at all. 00:23:38.650 --> 00:23:40.450 Most of the people listening here won't know 00:23:40.450 --> 00:23:42.809 the geezer. No, don't matter. It does not matter. 00:23:42.970 --> 00:23:45.170 But get yourself. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I want 00:23:45.170 --> 00:23:47.650 to have a shout out as well. Not to anyone, but 00:23:47.650 --> 00:23:52.670 to myself. So, yeah, I know I've got some good 00:23:52.670 --> 00:23:55.609 feedback from the last pod. So any single ladies 00:23:55.609 --> 00:23:57.529 out there, and I know there's fucking thousands 00:23:57.529 --> 00:24:01.549 of you listening to this podcast. It's Lumberjack 00:24:01.549 --> 00:24:06.079 Smazzer 718 Instagram. Get on there. Give me 00:24:06.079 --> 00:24:09.299 a like. What feedback was you getting? Fuck all. 00:24:10.640 --> 00:24:13.160 So maybe this time I'll get some. Hopefully. 00:24:13.279 --> 00:24:17.380 And some. Get some. Get some. So follow me. There's 00:24:17.380 --> 00:24:18.960 exclusive content on there. Everyone loved it 00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:20.720 last time you were on. You know that's one of 00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:23.240 the most favourited episodes out of the entire 00:24:23.240 --> 00:24:26.319 genre. I've also written a book as well. It's 00:24:26.319 --> 00:24:31.609 called Don't You Know? Don't You Know? Yeah, 00:24:31.650 --> 00:24:34.069 I've written a book called Wanking for Retards. 00:24:35.789 --> 00:24:42.569 It's pictures only. Standard. The pig's out. 00:24:42.730 --> 00:24:48.309 I thought Mark Manister was in there. Yeah, so 00:24:48.309 --> 00:24:51.529 have a look at that. It's in Waterstones at the 00:24:51.529 --> 00:24:54.630 moment. Top three, I think it is. Right next 00:24:54.630 --> 00:24:59.839 to... Foxy's autobiography yeah just go in there 00:24:59.839 --> 00:25:04.420 and ask for Daryl's yeah wanking for retards 00:25:04.420 --> 00:25:06.779 honestly go in there if you can it'll probably 00:25:06.779 --> 00:25:08.559 be sold out so make sure you go in there and 00:25:08.559 --> 00:25:11.059 ask for it and yeah I'm sure they've got one 00:25:11.059 --> 00:25:15.250 behind the counter so yeah Also, Daryl Guy on 00:25:15.250 --> 00:25:18.950 Facebook .com. You want to drop your bumble or 00:25:18.950 --> 00:25:21.410 anything else? Yeah, I'm on bumble. Can you search 00:25:21.410 --> 00:25:26.029 people on that? No. No. I'm on bumble and hinge. 00:25:26.529 --> 00:25:30.130 So if you're a fit young lady, or even if you're 00:25:30.130 --> 00:25:33.750 not fit, just give us a fucking swipe. Need to 00:25:33.750 --> 00:25:35.349 get some. Because that's what's happened since 00:25:35.349 --> 00:25:38.809 the last time I was on, unfortunately. Broken 00:25:38.809 --> 00:25:42.269 up, am I? The one that I really thought was the 00:25:42.269 --> 00:25:47.490 one. Absolutely gutted. Absolutely gutted. Absolutely 00:25:47.490 --> 00:25:50.289 gutted. But obviously, you know, players are 00:25:50.289 --> 00:25:52.769 going to play. I think that was that EA Sports 00:25:52.769 --> 00:25:55.789 players are going to play. Don't hate the game. 00:25:56.109 --> 00:25:59.990 Hate the player. Yeah. It ties in well. Yeah, 00:25:59.990 --> 00:26:02.509 there you go. There's my pitch done. Book done. 00:26:02.710 --> 00:26:06.109 Book done. Lonely. Media done. Content in there. 00:26:06.309 --> 00:26:10.519 Yeah. Yeah, ladies, as I say, I'm a handsome 00:26:10.519 --> 00:26:13.119 guy like myself. It's the gift that keeps giving. 00:26:14.720 --> 00:26:20.539 Don't delay because I'll have to turn gay. All 00:26:20.539 --> 00:26:25.700 right, so make sure he's gone. He's gone. Taxi's 00:26:25.700 --> 00:26:27.619 going. He fucking lives here and he's gone. Don't 00:26:27.619 --> 00:26:29.839 delay. Sorry, I'm going to take a drink. Okay. 00:26:30.279 --> 00:26:35.400 Okay. Peace. I don't know what I expected. I 00:26:35.400 --> 00:26:39.299 don't know what I expected anything else. What's 00:26:39.299 --> 00:26:44.660 worse is that this is such a toned down version 00:26:44.660 --> 00:26:50.240 of yourself and what we are able to... accumulate 00:26:50.240 --> 00:26:55.019 within a group chat this is so this is so don't 00:26:55.019 --> 00:27:04.740 turn it up we don't need to do that i'll keep 00:27:04.740 --> 00:27:07.099 it there for you guys but obviously the patreon 00:27:07.099 --> 00:27:10.299 you guys are gonna get wicked stuff yeah uh pictures 00:27:10.299 --> 00:27:13.940 as well going to be doing pictures myself. Oh, 00:27:13.960 --> 00:27:17.259 yeah. And your review. Yeah. Review pictures. 00:27:17.559 --> 00:27:19.180 I haven't posted that review in there. We're 00:27:19.180 --> 00:27:21.000 going to do a quiz on there as well. Obviously. 00:27:21.279 --> 00:27:25.000 Yeah. Well, if you plan this patron. Yeah. Okay. 00:27:25.200 --> 00:27:27.740 So quiz on there. So nothing. Get yourself on 00:27:27.740 --> 00:27:30.220 there. You missed out. Patreon .com forward slash. 00:27:30.400 --> 00:27:33.740 What's the button? Not for patron because they've 00:27:33.740 --> 00:27:35.480 heard the word. They've heard the word. Everybody 00:27:35.480 --> 00:27:41.299 knows about the bird. I was playing. Wolfenstein 00:27:41.299 --> 00:27:43.799 yesterday. Do you know what Wolfenstein is? Wolfenstein? 00:27:44.420 --> 00:27:47.140 I've seen the cover, but not played the game. 00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:50.799 It is, so there's, well, there's actually quite 00:27:50.799 --> 00:27:52.559 a lot of games. There's quite a lot of deep lore 00:27:52.559 --> 00:27:55.359 that goes through it, but the alt collection 00:27:55.359 --> 00:27:58.680 is what I bought, and that's four games comes 00:27:58.680 --> 00:28:00.799 with it. It was like a tenner on PlayStation 00:28:00.799 --> 00:28:04.200 Store. And originally, I was playing Wolfenstein 00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:06.910 on the Steam Deck. and having a lot of fun but 00:28:06.910 --> 00:28:10.670 trying to play a first person shooter on a steam 00:28:10.670 --> 00:28:13.549 deck is quite fucking small it's quite annoying 00:28:13.549 --> 00:28:15.910 so it didn't grab me as much as i thought it 00:28:15.910 --> 00:28:17.490 would but i thought for a tenner to have all 00:28:17.490 --> 00:28:20.170 of them um i was like fuck it let's go for it 00:28:20.170 --> 00:28:25.529 and it's really really fun so it's a basically 00:28:25.529 --> 00:28:29.390 a world where the nazis won is what happened 00:28:29.390 --> 00:28:32.519 your um Oh, that's decent. You're an American 00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:37.440 soldier who was in the middle of a war fighting 00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:41.519 the Nazis and basically you more or less get 00:28:41.519 --> 00:28:45.400 blown out of a building, go into a coma, someone 00:28:45.400 --> 00:28:49.279 saves you, like a Polish family saves you, and 00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:51.680 then you more or less become a vegetable for 00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:54.960 a long time. You can't discern how long, but 00:28:54.960 --> 00:28:57.000 you're conscious, you're sat in a wheelchair, 00:28:57.160 --> 00:28:58.619 but you're having to be fed and everything, you're 00:28:58.619 --> 00:29:04.160 fucked. and you're in this like care home where 00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:07.299 this family is caring for loads of individual 00:29:07.299 --> 00:29:13.559 people and um one day the nazis come in um and 00:29:13.559 --> 00:29:16.400 without warning they start taking some of the 00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:19.160 patients because they've got some evil doctor 00:29:19.160 --> 00:29:22.940 that wants to experiment on them um so that happens 00:29:22.940 --> 00:29:25.279 a couple times and then the next time they come 00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:28.619 um they basically say We don't need this place 00:29:28.619 --> 00:29:30.279 anymore. We're shutting you down. Thanks for 00:29:30.279 --> 00:29:33.599 your service, but you're done. And then they 00:29:33.599 --> 00:29:37.799 start killing all the patients. But you've sort 00:29:37.799 --> 00:29:40.200 of got yourself to a point where you're well 00:29:40.200 --> 00:29:41.819 enough. You can start to move and shit like that. 00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:44.720 You're feeling in yourself now. And the scene 00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:48.119 goes is that there's a nurse that's feeding you 00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:50.359 whilst the Nazis come in. So they come in and 00:29:50.359 --> 00:29:52.220 then it all kicks off. There's a knife on the 00:29:52.220 --> 00:29:55.660 table. So you take that knife and then... as 00:29:55.660 --> 00:29:57.680 a nazi fucking killing everyone and then he gets 00:29:57.680 --> 00:30:00.480 his way to you and then you jump up and you stab 00:30:00.480 --> 00:30:03.720 him in the throat anyway you fight your way out 00:30:03.720 --> 00:30:08.779 of this um mental institution and then uh end 00:30:08.779 --> 00:30:11.579 up having to save the family that was running 00:30:11.579 --> 00:30:13.920 it and then that's when you find out that it's 00:30:13.920 --> 00:30:18.259 fucking i think it's like it's like 16 years 00:30:18.259 --> 00:30:21.079 or something has passed so you've been fucked 00:30:21.079 --> 00:30:26.069 for that long um and you're with this family 00:30:26.069 --> 00:30:28.609 in their house and you've got better and you're 00:30:28.609 --> 00:30:30.890 like, we need to go and fucking fight the war. 00:30:31.130 --> 00:30:34.809 And they're like, what war? The war's done. It's 00:30:34.809 --> 00:30:36.690 over. And he's like, well, what do you mean? 00:30:36.849 --> 00:30:40.289 And they're like, the Nazis won. It's over. You're 00:30:40.289 --> 00:30:42.930 done. And he's like, well, where's the resistance? 00:30:43.269 --> 00:30:44.730 And they're like, there isn't one. They don't 00:30:44.730 --> 00:30:46.470 exist. They used to and they've been captured. 00:30:46.509 --> 00:30:50.089 They're done. And he sits there and he's like, 00:30:50.150 --> 00:30:52.549 what the fuck happened to America? And they surrendered 00:30:52.549 --> 00:30:55.650 eight years ago. so they're there they are completely 00:30:55.650 --> 00:31:00.109 done and they're not just your typical nazis 00:31:00.109 --> 00:31:03.509 they're um like they've got robot dogs and big 00:31:03.509 --> 00:31:07.049 armored machinery and amped up a lot of the soldiers 00:31:07.049 --> 00:31:10.569 have like these weird electric vial things on 00:31:10.569 --> 00:31:13.690 the back of them um so they're like uh like super 00:31:13.690 --> 00:31:18.569 nazis basically and you're currently what i'm 00:31:18.569 --> 00:31:22.359 doing is um They're trying to break out of the 00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:26.599 resistance that they have held in jail. And it's 00:31:26.599 --> 00:31:29.960 just really fun. Most of the games have really 00:31:29.960 --> 00:31:33.900 good reviews, unlike Steam. And I was trying 00:31:33.900 --> 00:31:36.920 to find a game where... You know when you just 00:31:36.920 --> 00:31:38.380 want to play something where you can switch off 00:31:38.380 --> 00:31:40.180 but still pay attention? Something that's easy 00:31:40.180 --> 00:31:42.500 to play. And I normally find that a first -person 00:31:42.500 --> 00:31:47.319 shooter is that kind of game. But Call of Duty... 00:31:47.789 --> 00:31:50.210 things like that i'm just not massively interested 00:31:50.210 --> 00:31:53.089 in whereas wolfenstein i was like fuck it let's 00:31:53.089 --> 00:31:56.109 let's give it a go and it it's it is really good 00:31:56.109 --> 00:32:00.890 it's gory um like shoot someone in the side they're 00:32:00.890 --> 00:32:03.869 dead but their rib cage is all fucking exposed 00:32:03.869 --> 00:32:07.230 and shit like that um it's a game that i reckon 00:32:07.230 --> 00:32:10.890 you'd quite enjoy because it's very um it's very 00:32:10.890 --> 00:32:15.059 militant and a fun premise because you're just 00:32:15.059 --> 00:32:18.900 killing fucking nazis stabbing them in the throat 00:32:18.900 --> 00:32:31.019 cutting heads off i haven't found any rocket 00:32:31.019 --> 00:32:33.319 launchers yet i'm not massively far maybe like 00:32:33.319 --> 00:32:41.690 four or five hours standard guns, but you can 00:32:41.690 --> 00:32:45.769 akimbo a lot of guns and shit like that. I wonder 00:32:45.769 --> 00:32:48.210 when it's actually... It must be set in the 60s. 00:32:50.170 --> 00:32:53.549 Wolfenstein. Wolfenstein. Oh, here we go. We're 00:32:53.549 --> 00:32:57.190 going on fucking... Go on Google, lad. Wolfenstein. 00:32:58.130 --> 00:33:03.769 The new order. When did it actually... When was 00:33:03.769 --> 00:33:06.369 it set? I mean, that's the actual release date. 00:33:06.390 --> 00:33:07.809 I don't need to know when they fucking released 00:33:07.809 --> 00:33:10.130 it. Because they've got an order that you should 00:33:10.130 --> 00:33:12.690 play them in, which ties in relatively well with 00:33:12.690 --> 00:33:14.950 what we were saying about Star Wars, in that 00:33:14.950 --> 00:33:18.609 when I bought the collection, I had to Google 00:33:18.609 --> 00:33:20.529 it to work out which ones I should do, and they 00:33:20.529 --> 00:33:24.490 do a chronological order, or they do just a release 00:33:24.490 --> 00:33:27.690 date order. And everyone on Reddit was saying, 00:33:27.789 --> 00:33:31.029 just do the release date order. And it's funny 00:33:31.029 --> 00:33:32.690 that we were talking about fucking Star Wars, 00:33:32.750 --> 00:33:34.809 because there was one post where a guy was saying, 00:33:34.890 --> 00:33:40.000 like, Star Wars has kind of ruined... the ordering 00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:43.720 system for a lot of games tv series movies and 00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:46.059 stuff like that by having to because you you 00:33:46.059 --> 00:33:48.539 can watch star wars by release date but it's 00:33:48.539 --> 00:33:50.819 better to watch it by chronological is that right 00:33:50.819 --> 00:33:53.259 yeah yeah so because you're getting the whole 00:33:53.259 --> 00:33:56.039 story the story of it yeah so this person was 00:33:56.039 --> 00:33:58.599 saying like that's bled into other game like 00:33:58.599 --> 00:34:02.490 other things where it doesn't doesn't nearly 00:34:02.490 --> 00:34:04.650 have as much impact I feel like that's why I 00:34:04.650 --> 00:34:06.789 struggled to stick with Star Wars because I tried 00:34:06.789 --> 00:34:10.050 to watch it in chronological and it was just 00:34:10.050 --> 00:34:14.829 so boring yeah it impacts it because everyone 00:34:14.829 --> 00:34:20.210 was used to you know 3, 4 and 5 and then now 00:34:20.210 --> 00:34:23.849 you've taken some of that away because the characters 00:34:23.849 --> 00:34:28.550 you put in 1, 2 and 3 So, yeah, I can see how 00:34:28.550 --> 00:34:31.250 that would... I don't get why they released it 00:34:31.250 --> 00:34:36.849 in that manner. It just would have been funding, 00:34:36.909 --> 00:34:38.429 wouldn't it, at the time? You reckon? It's just 00:34:38.429 --> 00:34:39.949 like that, yeah. Well, they thought Star Wars 00:34:39.949 --> 00:34:42.510 was going to go absolutely nowhere anyway. It 00:34:42.510 --> 00:34:44.550 had a really small budget. Yeah, yeah. That's 00:34:44.550 --> 00:34:49.429 why George Lucas actually made so much money 00:34:49.429 --> 00:34:51.869 out of it because he sold all the rights, but 00:34:51.869 --> 00:34:53.789 he kept the merchandising. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:34:53.789 --> 00:34:56.989 Because he knew that if it did... go how big 00:34:56.989 --> 00:34:59.250 it is now and wasn't it wasn't it Harrison Ford 00:34:59.250 --> 00:35:02.730 he said he didn't he just wanted a stake in the 00:35:02.730 --> 00:35:07.329 was it Harrison I'm not too sure I swear there 00:35:07.329 --> 00:35:11.449 was there was someone in in like where they rather 00:35:11.449 --> 00:35:13.789 than getting paid for the movies they took a 00:35:13.789 --> 00:35:17.469 percentage in the profits from the franchise 00:35:17.469 --> 00:35:20.449 so now I've just made an absolute fucking fortune 00:35:20.449 --> 00:35:22.449 and we'll still continue to make a fucking fortune 00:35:22.449 --> 00:35:27.550 because Star Wars is is huge I can't really work 00:35:27.550 --> 00:35:30.710 out. Yeah, set against a backdrop of alternate 00:35:30.710 --> 00:35:34.269 1960s is what it says here. We have the little 00:35:34.269 --> 00:35:37.250 description. It's a very, very good game so far. 00:35:37.889 --> 00:35:39.489 And like I say, it's just something nice that 00:35:39.489 --> 00:35:42.559 I can switch off from. Yep. That's kind of key. 00:35:43.000 --> 00:35:46.579 And then the weekend time, you want to settle 00:35:46.579 --> 00:35:48.420 into something a little bit more story -driven, 00:35:48.480 --> 00:35:50.860 don't you? You've got a bit more time. You know, 00:35:50.880 --> 00:35:53.300 you've got over the fact that your work is not 00:35:53.300 --> 00:35:55.619 going so great and you want to battle the fuck 00:35:55.619 --> 00:35:58.019 out of someone. So you just get in and you go, 00:35:58.019 --> 00:36:00.280 right, that's it. Well, I was very tempted to 00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:06.539 get Elder Scrolls Oblivion, the remaster, because 00:36:06.539 --> 00:36:09.210 I never played Oblivion. I'm guessing you never 00:36:09.210 --> 00:36:12.610 played it. No, I need to dabble in a bit more 00:36:12.610 --> 00:36:15.849 stuff. Because that's meant to be really, really 00:36:15.849 --> 00:36:18.050 good and really nostalgic for people that have 00:36:18.050 --> 00:36:20.989 played it, but then also really good for people 00:36:20.989 --> 00:36:23.230 that haven't played it. Because Steph's got it 00:36:23.230 --> 00:36:25.210 on Xbox and she was like, we'll just play it 00:36:25.210 --> 00:36:29.150 on that first before you try to buy a remastered 00:36:29.150 --> 00:36:31.469 version. But the remastered version is really 00:36:31.469 --> 00:36:34.730 fucking good. Not just like where it looks a 00:36:34.730 --> 00:36:38.920 little bit more fine -tuned. It's very clever 00:36:38.920 --> 00:36:40.619 how they've done it. So the graphics have been 00:36:40.619 --> 00:36:44.079 overhauled and done on Unreal Engine 5, but the 00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:46.559 actual game itself is still running on the same 00:36:46.559 --> 00:36:50.039 engine. So it's like two engines mixed into one. 00:36:50.219 --> 00:36:55.400 So it's still kind of clunky and characterful 00:36:55.400 --> 00:36:57.579 as how it was when it first came out, which was 00:36:57.579 --> 00:37:01.179 quite a while ago, but with all these brand new 00:37:01.179 --> 00:37:05.989 graphics. And yeah, where Steph was like... play 00:37:05.989 --> 00:37:09.230 it on the Xbox first if you want I'm such a graphics 00:37:09.230 --> 00:37:12.150 whore where I'm like no because I won't enjoy 00:37:12.150 --> 00:37:14.730 it nearly as much if I know that I can play this 00:37:14.730 --> 00:37:18.789 looking better for 50 quid I'd rather pay the 00:37:18.789 --> 00:37:21.769 50 quid and just let me fucking let me enjoy 00:37:21.769 --> 00:37:23.889 that otherwise otherwise I would have played 00:37:23.889 --> 00:37:29.409 Oblivion before the remaster had come out it's 00:37:29.409 --> 00:37:32.130 one of the it's one of the first remasters one 00:37:32.130 --> 00:37:35.599 of the the most recent remasters has come out 00:37:35.599 --> 00:37:39.239 which i feel like is an actual fucking remaster 00:37:39.239 --> 00:37:42.139 we spoke about a couple times like the last remasters 00:37:42.139 --> 00:37:44.179 and shit like that where you go you're not you're 00:37:44.179 --> 00:37:46.260 not remastering a game how you're supposed to 00:37:46.260 --> 00:37:49.659 be how i expect you to remaster a game 100 you're 00:37:49.659 --> 00:37:51.119 doing shit that doesn't need to be done it's 00:37:51.119 --> 00:37:53.199 just a clear cash grab yeah yeah whereas this 00:37:53.199 --> 00:37:55.599 feels a little bit more i mean people would have 00:37:55.599 --> 00:37:58.139 wanted elder scroll six including myself but 00:37:58.139 --> 00:38:01.719 oh if it draws people in that have never played 00:38:01.719 --> 00:38:04.420 that game before then it kind of is like a new 00:38:04.420 --> 00:38:06.280 elder scrolls if you've never played oblivion 00:38:06.280 --> 00:38:08.239 then you go right well then there is this brand 00:38:08.239 --> 00:38:10.119 new game that isn't brand new but it's brand 00:38:10.119 --> 00:38:12.260 new yeah you can't you gotta help a new audience 00:38:12.260 --> 00:38:14.260 like mcdonald's you know i mean they're not stupid 00:38:14.260 --> 00:38:19.320 what do you mean where they come from What do 00:38:19.320 --> 00:38:23.179 you mean? But, like, their company has been going 00:38:23.179 --> 00:38:25.960 so long. Yeah. How do you get new customers? 00:38:26.260 --> 00:38:28.079 Like, you don't want to, because the people... 00:38:28.079 --> 00:38:29.659 Well, you make your food addictive and cheap. 00:38:30.059 --> 00:38:32.260 Yeah, but how do you entice, like, even this 00:38:32.260 --> 00:38:35.960 day and age, you've got all these people that 00:38:35.960 --> 00:38:39.079 are like, no, Tarquin only eats fucking organic 00:38:39.079 --> 00:38:41.900 vegetables. Kale and grass. Yeah, so you've got 00:38:41.900 --> 00:38:45.960 to tie them in. Yeah. They remastered a fucking 00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:48.719 burger, didn't they? Or they make a... introduce 00:38:48.719 --> 00:38:51.059 Minecraft. Yeah, there you go. They remaster 00:38:51.059 --> 00:38:52.659 a fucking meal. And different toys and shit like 00:38:52.659 --> 00:38:55.400 that. Remaster the meal. That fucking Stormzy's 00:38:55.400 --> 00:38:57.420 meal which is basically just a chicken nugget 00:38:57.420 --> 00:39:02.039 meal. Like, but. there you go you're not getting 00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:05.179 any McFlurry there you go bang there's the Stormzy 00:39:05.179 --> 00:39:10.920 meal boom shakalaka I want I want me I want me 00:39:10.920 --> 00:39:14.360 nugget man all be a nugget I thought that I thought 00:39:14.360 --> 00:39:16.179 that when I say that I was like it's just it's 00:39:16.179 --> 00:39:18.880 just a chicken nugget yeah that's all they fucking 00:39:18.880 --> 00:39:21.599 do it's like nine nuggets and some chips yeah 00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:24.159 sometimes you get a legit burger like I don't 00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:25.880 know whatever a ranch burger whatever burger 00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:27.780 they can come at that moment like they've remastered 00:39:27.780 --> 00:39:30.860 basically a fucking double I've never heard that. 00:39:30.940 --> 00:39:32.960 And they just banged in some barbecue sauce. 00:39:33.079 --> 00:39:35.519 We've remastered our menu. Off you go. But that's 00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:37.780 how you get, you know, variety. They're getting, 00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:40.699 that's how they're getting new customers coming 00:39:40.699 --> 00:39:43.320 in, new kids growing up, getting used to getting 00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:45.659 addicted to basic ears addiction. Yeah, yeah, 00:39:45.659 --> 00:39:48.400 yeah. To fucking McDonald's. Same as, you know. 00:39:48.440 --> 00:39:51.199 Same as games. That's why these people are interchangeable, 00:39:51.219 --> 00:39:53.659 you know, like marketing and spin people. They 00:39:53.659 --> 00:39:56.420 move from like the Bank of England to McDonald's. 00:39:56.480 --> 00:39:59.500 Well, that's weird. It's literally just the same. 00:39:59.619 --> 00:40:01.760 Yeah. And computer gaming. You don't need to 00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:03.820 play computer games. You just need to know the 00:40:03.820 --> 00:40:05.760 art of like, how are we going to get people in? 00:40:05.820 --> 00:40:07.420 Because they're suckers. Yeah, how are we going 00:40:07.420 --> 00:40:09.340 to make money? Yeah, yeah. But ultimately, you 00:40:09.340 --> 00:40:11.380 can damage your product a little bit or you can 00:40:11.380 --> 00:40:13.920 make it really, really good. I feel like accessibility 00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:18.130 is another way where, If people make their games 00:40:18.130 --> 00:40:23.230 more accessible and easier to play, then you're 00:40:23.230 --> 00:40:25.769 more likely to get a bigger player base. MMOs 00:40:25.769 --> 00:40:29.389 suffer with that a lot. Specifically something 00:40:29.389 --> 00:40:33.610 like WoW, which they, in their latest patch that's 00:40:33.610 --> 00:40:36.809 coming out, they released a load of info on it 00:40:36.809 --> 00:40:39.210 yesterday. And one of the things that they're 00:40:39.210 --> 00:40:41.289 bringing into it is obviously with the game itself, 00:40:41.369 --> 00:40:46.869 every class has a rotation. Much like... Much 00:40:46.869 --> 00:40:48.849 like how we would play D &D, every character 00:40:48.849 --> 00:40:51.250 has its own spells and abilities and you know 00:40:51.250 --> 00:40:55.150 what's right for the right situation. In something 00:40:55.150 --> 00:40:58.690 like WoW, a class will have a specific rotation 00:40:58.690 --> 00:41:01.489 where if you follow that, you're going to get 00:41:01.489 --> 00:41:06.090 the biggest output from your character. And if... 00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:08.099 If you're not switched on and you're not paying 00:41:08.099 --> 00:41:10.460 attention or you're just not interested in that 00:41:10.460 --> 00:41:12.039 kind of stuff, you're not going to get what you 00:41:12.039 --> 00:41:13.500 want out of the game because it's not going to 00:41:13.500 --> 00:41:16.139 be as enjoyable because the combat is like 90 00:41:16.139 --> 00:41:19.360 % of the fucking game. The other 10 % is huge, 00:41:19.460 --> 00:41:22.099 but ultimately it's a role -playing game about 00:41:22.099 --> 00:41:25.260 killing things. And with their latest patch, 00:41:25.420 --> 00:41:29.019 what they're bringing out is basically like a 00:41:29.019 --> 00:41:31.880 rotation assist, I think is what they're calling 00:41:31.880 --> 00:41:36.480 it. And it basically... it will flash the ability 00:41:36.480 --> 00:41:41.880 that it thinks that you should use. So you'd 00:41:41.880 --> 00:41:43.920 use one ability and then it will flash on your 00:41:43.920 --> 00:41:45.679 action bars what ability you should use next 00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:49.079 and then so on and so on and so on. At the cost 00:41:49.079 --> 00:41:51.739 of, it's called a global cooldown. So if you 00:41:51.739 --> 00:41:55.039 press an ability in WoW, I think it's two seconds 00:41:55.039 --> 00:41:58.340 and then you can use another ability. In Final 00:41:58.340 --> 00:42:02.039 Fantasy, it's 2 .5. Don't know why. And this 00:42:02.039 --> 00:42:04.619 feature will increase that by, I think it's like 00:42:04.619 --> 00:42:06.579 0 .5 of a second, which basically means that 00:42:06.579 --> 00:42:08.639 at high end content, it's not going to be viable 00:42:08.639 --> 00:42:10.219 because you're not going to be able to get the 00:42:10.219 --> 00:42:12.179 output of someone who's just doing it normally 00:42:12.179 --> 00:42:14.199 because that 0 .5 of a second means quite a lot 00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:20.159 in the long run. But that's like a way in terms 00:42:20.159 --> 00:42:24.699 of accessibility that would draw in newer players 00:42:24.699 --> 00:42:27.159 because you go, right, well, this isn't so daunting 00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:31.059 anymore because the game's telling me, what i 00:42:31.059 --> 00:42:32.780 should be doing because once you get past like 00:42:32.780 --> 00:42:35.539 the tutorial stage of something like wow it doesn't 00:42:35.539 --> 00:42:38.639 tell you fucking anything at all you want to 00:42:38.639 --> 00:42:40.119 find out about your class you either sit there 00:42:40.119 --> 00:42:41.579 and you go through all the spells and you read 00:42:41.579 --> 00:42:44.760 them or you go and watch a guide on youtube or 00:42:44.760 --> 00:42:46.679 use any of the other fucking websites that you 00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:50.559 can use um and if you're trying to get into an 00:42:50.559 --> 00:42:52.159 mmo and you've never touched one before that's 00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:54.179 fucking daunting especially if you don't know 00:42:54.179 --> 00:42:56.380 anyone if i put world of warcraft in front of 00:42:56.380 --> 00:42:58.420 you now and said right spend a week playing that 00:42:59.250 --> 00:43:02.010 get to max level, and then fucking let me know 00:43:02.010 --> 00:43:04.469 how you're getting on. You're going to be swamped. 00:43:04.829 --> 00:43:06.230 Because you're going to go, I don't know what 00:43:06.230 --> 00:43:08.170 the fuck to play. I don't know how to play these 00:43:08.170 --> 00:43:09.730 characters. I don't know what this does. Blah, 00:43:09.750 --> 00:43:11.889 blah, blah. None of this makes sense. Much like 00:43:11.889 --> 00:43:15.469 when we first made our D &D characters. They 00:43:15.469 --> 00:43:17.829 didn't have a fucking clue. I still barely have 00:43:17.829 --> 00:43:20.690 a fucking clue. Well, I think now you actually... 00:43:20.690 --> 00:43:25.489 We're getting there. Yeah, definitely. It's becoming, 00:43:25.570 --> 00:43:27.570 I think because we played it so close together 00:43:27.570 --> 00:43:30.550 from the last one as well, we actually got more 00:43:30.550 --> 00:43:33.269 out of the last one. We're now getting used to 00:43:33.269 --> 00:43:35.869 the character and what they can do. I actually 00:43:35.869 --> 00:43:40.710 had a blinder on that. Sorry. We've gone straight 00:43:40.710 --> 00:43:44.670 into that. I've got a text here from one of our 00:43:44.670 --> 00:43:51.750 listeners, Mr. Wayne King. He said, what's... 00:43:52.739 --> 00:43:56.539 What's next for your D &D, your next session? 00:43:57.920 --> 00:44:00.679 What are you looking to achieve out of that? 00:44:00.820 --> 00:44:02.780 So, Wayne King, this one's just for you, and 00:44:02.780 --> 00:44:05.679 Mr. Lingen is going to answer this one for you. 00:44:05.739 --> 00:44:06.940 What are you looking to get out of there from 00:44:06.940 --> 00:44:11.079 Wayne King? What Wayne King has asked this? Yeah, 00:44:11.079 --> 00:44:14.079 yeah, he texted me. What do they want from the 00:44:14.079 --> 00:44:17.699 next session? D &D session, like, what were you 00:44:17.699 --> 00:44:23.460 after? Where the fuck are we? We have... There 00:44:23.460 --> 00:44:25.480 we go. That's the ice cream man. See you later. 00:44:25.659 --> 00:44:28.519 On cue. Bye. Where are we? We've levelled up. 00:44:28.619 --> 00:44:33.940 We are about to... You can't fucking remember 00:44:33.940 --> 00:44:35.440 either, can you? We're in the village again now, 00:44:35.500 --> 00:44:38.280 aren't we? We're back in Wyvernhoe or whatever 00:44:38.280 --> 00:44:40.280 it's called, aren't we? Yeah. We spoke to the 00:44:40.280 --> 00:44:45.079 mayor. We got some cash. Yeah. And then we fucking... 00:44:45.079 --> 00:44:47.519 I think that's around about 8 or 9%. Yeah, we're 00:44:47.519 --> 00:44:50.369 still in there because we sort of hit a... Not 00:44:50.369 --> 00:44:53.449 a slump, but we was tired, weren't we? We'd killed 00:44:53.449 --> 00:44:55.750 a lot of shit. We had killed a lot of shit. The 00:44:55.750 --> 00:44:59.230 session before that, we spent a whole fucking... 00:44:59.230 --> 00:45:02.110 Like seven, eight hours moving 200 foot in a 00:45:02.110 --> 00:45:04.369 castle. Yeah, which was blinding. It was great, 00:45:04.409 --> 00:45:06.329 wasn't it? It was mega. Really, really good. 00:45:07.309 --> 00:45:08.989 And what we're doing for time -wise, because 00:45:08.989 --> 00:45:10.610 I don't want to spill all the beans for these 00:45:10.610 --> 00:45:14.550 paupers, we've got to make sure we spill over. 00:45:14.550 --> 00:45:17.699 We can cut it. Nah, well, should we tie it off? 00:45:17.760 --> 00:45:20.039 Because we've got to answer Mr. Wayne King's 00:45:20.039 --> 00:45:22.280 message. We'll answer that and then... We'll 00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:23.940 throw the D &D in the page and then we'll make 00:45:23.940 --> 00:45:25.840 Mark suffer and listen to it. Remember, listeners, 00:45:26.159 --> 00:45:29.139 your voices don't go unheard. If you text me, 00:45:29.300 --> 00:45:32.400 your questions are going to be unheard. So come 00:45:32.400 --> 00:45:35.340 on, text in the room. No one has your phone numbers. 00:45:35.679 --> 00:45:39.340 No one has any of our numbers. 07 -9969, ice 00:45:39.340 --> 00:45:42.719 cream, double... Patches, chopped nuts, mate. 00:45:42.880 --> 00:45:44.800 You should have seen the bird in the ice cream. 00:45:45.099 --> 00:45:48.280 No. We'll end it there. We'll end it there. See 00:45:48.280 --> 00:45:49.320 you later. See you.