WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.680 Right, now we're back. No, we started. This is 00:00:02.680 --> 00:00:05.480 it. This is the beginning. What we just recorded 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:09.119 got deleted, but it was nice. You want to gargle 00:00:09.119 --> 00:00:11.640 for me again? I was about to sneeze. Oh, sorry. 00:00:11.839 --> 00:00:14.300 You have to fill the gap while I wait. Looking 00:00:14.300 --> 00:00:16.579 at the sun normally helps. I'm trying, but there 00:00:16.579 --> 00:00:19.379 is none. There is literally no sun. It's going 00:00:19.379 --> 00:00:21.620 to feel terrible if that sneeze goes away. We 00:00:21.620 --> 00:00:23.699 all know that. It's going. It's going. Just one 00:00:23.699 --> 00:00:25.739 big sniff and get rid of it. Yeah, it's gone 00:00:25.739 --> 00:00:31.210 now. It's not coming. It's disgusting. It's absolutely 00:00:31.210 --> 00:00:35.990 vile. That is perfect for The Last of Us or any 00:00:35.990 --> 00:00:39.929 zombie -orientated thing for a sound effect. 00:00:40.149 --> 00:00:44.630 Yes. Yes. So if any company's looking for voice 00:00:44.630 --> 00:00:48.729 actors for zombies or undead... There you go. 00:00:49.530 --> 00:00:52.729 Throw your money over here. Yeah, boy. Been up 00:00:52.729 --> 00:00:57.590 to much? Done much? Not really. I think I played 00:00:57.590 --> 00:00:59.570 a bit of Steam Deck. I played a lot of Steam 00:00:59.570 --> 00:01:02.229 Deck, actually. Other than that, not really. 00:01:02.350 --> 00:01:05.629 I played a bit of COD, a bit of Warzone. A bit 00:01:05.629 --> 00:01:08.950 of Vodansk. A bit of Vodonsk. Vodonsk is. A bit 00:01:08.950 --> 00:01:12.129 of PUBG. What was your part of PUBG? Yeah, a 00:01:12.129 --> 00:01:14.469 little game on that. Fucking, I only managed 00:01:14.469 --> 00:01:17.650 to win, waiting for Clarky to come on. First 00:01:17.650 --> 00:01:23.590 game, downloaded it, went on solos, and Clarky 00:01:23.590 --> 00:01:25.010 joined halfway through. This game's going on 00:01:25.010 --> 00:01:26.829 forever. Fucking managed to win. My first ever 00:01:26.829 --> 00:01:30.299 game. How many kills? Two or three. Yeah, it's 00:01:30.299 --> 00:01:33.120 crazy. But I fucking... I think this is my first 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:35.000 ever chicken dinner. I even got an achievement 00:01:35.000 --> 00:01:37.359 and everything. I was like, what the fuck? I 00:01:37.359 --> 00:01:40.319 was gassed, man. I was so hyped. They're such 00:01:40.319 --> 00:01:42.659 long games. Yeah. What was that, like a 40 -odd 00:01:42.659 --> 00:01:45.299 minute game? I think it was more like... Yeah, 00:01:45.359 --> 00:01:47.540 we're not far off, but half hour, 25 minutes. 00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:51.200 Yeah, they're quite long. Yeah, I was pretty 00:01:51.200 --> 00:01:53.620 gassed for that. But yeah, it's just a good old 00:01:53.620 --> 00:01:55.099 time. The only thing I don't like about PUBG 00:01:55.099 --> 00:01:57.560 is the controls are so weird. Proper strange, 00:01:57.719 --> 00:02:00.519 isn't they? Yeah, weird controls. Swapping the 00:02:00.519 --> 00:02:02.040 guns around and shit like that. I always preferred 00:02:02.040 --> 00:02:05.819 the gun feel to PUBG, though. I always thought 00:02:05.819 --> 00:02:08.479 it was quite nice. But trying to work out what 00:02:08.479 --> 00:02:10.520 gun's fucking decent when you haven't played 00:02:10.520 --> 00:02:14.000 it is a ball ache because of how long the games 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:16.030 are. Because you'll be picking up a gun and you'll 00:02:16.030 --> 00:02:17.509 be like, I don't know if this is good or not. 00:02:17.569 --> 00:02:19.069 Don't want to shoot it because I don't want people 00:02:19.069 --> 00:02:21.629 to know I'm here. But then you might not see 00:02:21.629 --> 00:02:24.409 someone for a full 20 minutes. It's just long. 00:02:24.789 --> 00:02:27.069 Also, it's not simple to just change because 00:02:27.069 --> 00:02:28.409 there's a lot of time you've collected attachments 00:02:28.409 --> 00:02:30.469 for that gun. So it's like, well, I'll have to 00:02:30.469 --> 00:02:31.889 stick with this now, won't I? Yeah, I remember 00:02:31.889 --> 00:02:34.430 all of that fucking bollocks. I loved PUBG, man. 00:02:34.569 --> 00:02:36.969 It was good fun. It was just the games were so 00:02:36.969 --> 00:02:40.460 fucking long. Shit was heartbreaking. 45 minutes 00:02:40.460 --> 00:02:42.379 into the end of the game and then you just die. 00:02:42.620 --> 00:02:46.400 This was all for nothing. I feel you. Absolutely 00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:48.580 nothing. Just looking through the games that 00:02:48.580 --> 00:02:53.319 I've recently played. I played a bit of Death 00:02:53.319 --> 00:02:59.039 Stranded. That bike is decent for terrain travel, 00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:03.150 you know. For just floating down mountains. and 00:03:03.150 --> 00:03:05.889 not giving a fuck it is perfect it makes my life 00:03:05.889 --> 00:03:09.969 so much more easier um i also recently which 00:03:09.969 --> 00:03:13.330 is quite shameful really because i'm i'm far 00:03:13.330 --> 00:03:15.169 enough into a point where i should already be 00:03:15.169 --> 00:03:19.949 doing this but i wasn't and that is um leaving 00:03:19.949 --> 00:03:24.110 a lot of my cargo in the um like banks and shit 00:03:24.110 --> 00:03:26.810 like that because i was carrying around mountains 00:03:26.810 --> 00:03:28.569 of stuff obviously off the back of the last time 00:03:28.569 --> 00:03:31.810 i played it when i essentially died and lost 00:03:31.810 --> 00:03:35.430 all of my shit I was fuming and then luck would 00:03:35.430 --> 00:03:38.310 have it that in my fit of rage and turning off 00:03:38.310 --> 00:03:42.930 the playstation it didn't save so I loaded back 00:03:42.930 --> 00:03:47.110 in and I was at the start in the base I can't 00:03:47.110 --> 00:03:49.270 remember what it's called what's that base called 00:03:49.270 --> 00:03:53.800 one of them and I had all my gear with me So 00:03:53.800 --> 00:03:55.759 I flicked through. I was like, well, what can 00:03:55.759 --> 00:03:58.819 I actually get rid of? I was carrying like three 00:03:58.819 --> 00:04:01.740 pairs of fucking boots, which I know I need them. 00:04:01.780 --> 00:04:04.759 But I was like, one extra pair will suffice for 00:04:04.759 --> 00:04:09.180 now. I was carrying like six ladders. I don't 00:04:09.180 --> 00:04:10.919 need six ladders. You know what I mean? I'll 00:04:10.919 --> 00:04:13.039 get by with one. That's all I'm going to need. 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:15.300 So I threw six in the bank. And then I'm holding 00:04:15.300 --> 00:04:18.279 all of this cargo that I'm going to either... 00:04:18.279 --> 00:04:22.279 Because obviously you can... you can deliver 00:04:22.279 --> 00:04:26.439 the cargo through any area that you're in that 00:04:26.439 --> 00:04:28.879 allows you to deliver cargo you just lose out 00:04:28.879 --> 00:04:30.959 on the likes that you get from it as opposed 00:04:30.959 --> 00:04:34.079 to delivering it to like say fort city or or 00:04:34.079 --> 00:04:37.779 wherever you need to go um so i was like you 00:04:37.779 --> 00:04:40.560 know what fuck it i fuck the likes i'm just gonna 00:04:40.560 --> 00:04:43.319 deliver it here because it had like five packages 00:04:43.319 --> 00:04:45.740 and they were heavy man i was like fuck it i'm 00:04:45.740 --> 00:04:48.339 just gonna deliver these so that offloaded a 00:04:48.339 --> 00:04:51.939 load of shit and then um Yeah, I was just carrying 00:04:51.939 --> 00:04:54.699 a lot of unnecessary stuff that I didn't need 00:04:54.699 --> 00:04:57.680 to take with me. So lightened my load and it 00:04:57.680 --> 00:05:00.360 made it far more enjoyable because rather than 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:02.839 just taking one step and having to lean to the 00:05:02.839 --> 00:05:05.500 left or lean to the right, I could be in a full 00:05:05.500 --> 00:05:07.399 sprint and be absolutely fine. So I was like, 00:05:07.480 --> 00:05:10.100 yeah, this makes perfect sense. So I went back 00:05:10.100 --> 00:05:15.160 to where a BT fucked me up, fucked that up, completed 00:05:15.160 --> 00:05:18.680 that mission, and now I'm on my way all the way 00:05:18.680 --> 00:05:24.529 over some... mega mountainous terrain. Like when 00:05:24.529 --> 00:05:26.810 I looked on the map, it was like, oh, this is 00:05:26.810 --> 00:05:28.389 the longest journey that you're going to do. 00:05:29.870 --> 00:05:33.129 And fucking, I looked at the line on the map 00:05:33.129 --> 00:05:35.730 and I was like, oh, it's far, but it's pretty 00:05:35.730 --> 00:05:38.889 straight shot over. And then when I zoomed into 00:05:38.889 --> 00:05:41.389 the map, I was like, oh no, the mountain, there 00:05:41.389 --> 00:05:44.870 is a mountain in the way. I have to traverse 00:05:44.870 --> 00:05:48.649 this mountain. So yeah, so I'm about halfway 00:05:48.649 --> 00:05:52.199 up the fucking thing. with the bike somehow i'm 00:05:52.199 --> 00:05:54.120 pretty sure up that mountain is where you meet 00:05:54.120 --> 00:05:57.420 hartman i believe because i remember they're 00:05:57.420 --> 00:06:00.420 climbing up a big snowy mountain no it's just 00:06:00.420 --> 00:06:04.500 a geyser with a funky heart um i won't spoil 00:06:04.500 --> 00:06:07.339 it he's called hartman for a reason i think that's 00:06:07.339 --> 00:06:09.439 his name yeah i remember there's like a hot spring 00:06:09.439 --> 00:06:11.339 at the top or something yeah so i'm doing that 00:06:11.339 --> 00:06:13.480 i'm trying to gather my bearings back with um 00:06:13.480 --> 00:06:18.470 with upgrading things that you build and bridges 00:06:18.470 --> 00:06:20.410 and shit like that I'm trying to because I've 00:06:20.410 --> 00:06:25.329 still like I'm ignoring it for now but I can't 00:06:25.329 --> 00:06:27.110 shake that feeling of should I be ignoring all 00:06:27.110 --> 00:06:29.069 of this or should I actually be upgrading stuff 00:06:29.069 --> 00:06:31.029 it's like I don't know I really don't know as 00:06:31.029 --> 00:06:33.410 long as I can build the thing that charges your 00:06:33.410 --> 00:06:37.189 bike back up I don't really mind but I don't 00:06:37.189 --> 00:06:39.670 think I'm that far enough in for it to be impactful 00:06:39.670 --> 00:06:42.149 what I'm doing I think you'll have this wrapped 00:06:42.149 --> 00:06:46.720 up by Christmas you're right We might get there. 00:06:46.819 --> 00:06:48.939 We might get there. There'll be... Nice little 00:06:48.939 --> 00:06:52.199 project though, isn't it? There's one play through 00:06:52.199 --> 00:06:54.939 coming. I can feel it where I'm just going to 00:06:54.939 --> 00:06:58.060 sink like 10 hours into it in one hit. And then 00:06:58.060 --> 00:07:00.360 I'll either be hooked or I'll burn myself out 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:02.879 for a week or two. Red Dead. But something's 00:07:02.879 --> 00:07:05.500 coming. I haven't touched Red Dead. What is it? 00:07:05.899 --> 00:07:08.379 Tell me. No, no. Death Stranding. That's what 00:07:08.379 --> 00:07:10.740 I'm saying. It's Death Stranding. I'll have a 00:07:10.740 --> 00:07:13.699 time when I sit on it and I'll go, yeah, I'm... 00:07:13.850 --> 00:07:17.629 I'm deep into this. This is decent. Like when 00:07:17.629 --> 00:07:22.089 I first played it. So, yeah, it's going good 00:07:22.089 --> 00:07:25.389 so far. It's just a very slow burner. Very slow 00:07:25.389 --> 00:07:28.629 burner. That was really weird. Sexy, wasn't it? 00:07:29.110 --> 00:07:33.149 I don't ever want to see you do that again. Eating 00:07:33.149 --> 00:07:36.410 your vape. Have you heard of a little game called 00:07:36.410 --> 00:07:41.550 Lords of the Fallen? Yes. Yes. They have revamped 00:07:41.550 --> 00:07:43.459 the whole game. Pretty much, they've just done 00:07:43.459 --> 00:07:45.339 so much stuff. They've done a lot of stuff to 00:07:45.339 --> 00:07:49.139 rebuild, remake, regather back some players, 00:07:49.259 --> 00:07:51.860 rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. Yeah, it's on, sad at 00:07:51.860 --> 00:07:53.600 the moment, on PlayStation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 00:07:53.639 --> 00:07:55.279 yeah, yeah. Cool, one of the cool things they've 00:07:55.279 --> 00:07:58.300 done is seamless co -op across platform, fucking 00:07:58.300 --> 00:08:01.839 yada, yada, yada. Mm -hmm, mm -hmm. But, which 00:08:01.839 --> 00:08:03.879 is becoming a bit more of an industry standard 00:08:03.879 --> 00:08:07.259 now, I see. Yep. They have added the ability 00:08:07.259 --> 00:08:11.930 to play with a friend. Mm -hmm. So, My question 00:08:11.930 --> 00:08:16.089 is, if I buy it, will you play with me? Do I 00:08:16.089 --> 00:08:18.350 have to buy it as well? No. Oh, I don't have 00:08:18.350 --> 00:08:21.490 to buy it? No, you can play it entirely for free. 00:08:22.069 --> 00:08:24.790 And if you did buy the game, wherever you are 00:08:24.790 --> 00:08:27.470 in the game, you can carry on. Is this a Soulsborne? 00:08:27.889 --> 00:08:30.889 Yeah. Is this a Souls -like? But it's the only 00:08:30.889 --> 00:08:32.990 Souls -like that's got seamless co -op where 00:08:32.990 --> 00:08:35.750 you can play the whole game together. So you 00:08:35.750 --> 00:08:40.080 level up individually as well. Level 20 and you're 00:08:40.080 --> 00:08:46.019 level 3. Version 2 .0. And then I'm level 30 00:08:46.019 --> 00:08:47.679 next time I come on. You'll still be level 3. 00:08:47.980 --> 00:08:50.840 Play Lords of the Fallen Friends Pass. That's 00:08:50.840 --> 00:08:55.080 the one. It's on Steam. They announced it yesterday 00:08:55.080 --> 00:08:58.759 or it came out yesterday. Yeah, I'll play Lords 00:08:58.759 --> 00:09:00.879 of the Fallen with you. I think it'll be a pretty 00:09:00.879 --> 00:09:04.460 cool little... Who made it? CI Games. Yeah, I 00:09:04.460 --> 00:09:08.059 played it, funnily enough, around one of my friend's 00:09:08.059 --> 00:09:11.679 old boys in his 60s, 70s. He plays Dark Souls 00:09:11.679 --> 00:09:14.740 a lot. I went round to his house. He thinks for 00:09:14.740 --> 00:09:16.139 some reason, because we've got a podcast, he 00:09:16.139 --> 00:09:18.460 thinks I'm something like God Tier Gamer. We 00:09:18.460 --> 00:09:21.399 are not. No, but I suppose in comparison to old 00:09:21.399 --> 00:09:24.980 boy there, he was stuck on a bit with a lot of 00:09:24.980 --> 00:09:26.519 jumps and that, and I got him through it, and 00:09:26.519 --> 00:09:27.700 he's like, I've been stuck on this for weeks. 00:09:27.740 --> 00:09:29.899 I do it like first time, because, you know, hand 00:09:29.899 --> 00:09:33.279 -eye coordination and younger, I guess. But that 00:09:33.279 --> 00:09:35.000 was the only time I'd ever played like Laws of 00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:37.519 Fallen. It was actually pretty cool. But the 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:40.980 difference is on that, like in Dark Souls, the 00:09:40.980 --> 00:09:42.919 original Dark Souls stuff, you're kind of spoiled 00:09:42.919 --> 00:09:46.460 with Elden Ring. But to jump in Dark Souls and 00:09:46.460 --> 00:09:50.279 that, you had to sprint, which was, say, L3, 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:53.759 and then press L3 again when you wanted to jump. 00:09:53.799 --> 00:09:57.100 It was so... janky and that's what Lords of Fallen 00:09:57.100 --> 00:09:59.200 did one of their new things is they've got a 00:09:59.200 --> 00:10:01.679 dedicated jump button and stuff now I've got 00:10:01.679 --> 00:10:03.500 which it's weird that we're talking about it 00:10:03.500 --> 00:10:07.460 because I've was playing the demo of fucking 00:10:07.460 --> 00:10:13.299 Kazan oh yeah nice playing that because I was 00:10:13.299 --> 00:10:17.100 I was flicking through trying to find another 00:10:17.100 --> 00:10:21.559 game because we've pretty much wrapped up World 00:10:21.559 --> 00:10:24.080 of Warcraft until the next patch. We got ahead 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:31.519 of the curve Sunday and then funnily enough reset 00:10:31.519 --> 00:10:34.460 happened, did the raid on Wednesday, did it on 00:10:34.460 --> 00:10:37.960 Heroic and just fucking cleared it all in one 00:10:37.960 --> 00:10:42.320 night. So I think this Sunday we're going into 00:10:42.320 --> 00:10:44.460 Mythic and that's just fucking around trying 00:10:44.460 --> 00:10:45.779 to get the first two bosses down. We ain't got 00:10:45.779 --> 00:10:49.299 the people or the mental capacity to do Mythic. 00:10:50.960 --> 00:10:53.639 um so we've all sort of like wrapped it up a 00:10:53.639 --> 00:10:54.860 little bit and we're all starting to look at 00:10:54.860 --> 00:10:57.240 other other avenues of gaming and shit like that 00:10:57.240 --> 00:10:59.820 and um so yeah i was looking for the playstation 00:10:59.820 --> 00:11:02.000 yesterday and i was like they're like on the 00:11:02.000 --> 00:11:04.419 store and i was like i might just fucking spend 00:11:04.419 --> 00:11:07.019 full whack on a game i haven't done that in a 00:11:07.019 --> 00:11:09.059 long time so i was looking at all sorts like 00:11:09.059 --> 00:11:14.620 rise of the ronin um fucking kazan uh all these 00:11:14.620 --> 00:11:16.460 different games i was like maybe maybe maybe 00:11:16.460 --> 00:11:20.679 then i found myself in the demo section And then 00:11:20.679 --> 00:11:24.139 realized you can demo half of those games. So 00:11:24.139 --> 00:11:27.220 I was like, fuck it. I'll wham a demo on rather 00:11:27.220 --> 00:11:30.220 than pay full whack and then hate it. I'll put 00:11:30.220 --> 00:11:34.799 a demo on, which obviously with mega internet 00:11:34.799 --> 00:11:38.059 prints is very, very easy. Download a demo in 00:11:38.059 --> 00:11:39.820 like five minutes and then we're good to go. 00:11:40.200 --> 00:11:44.480 So downloaded the Kazan demo. And I didn't realize 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:48.259 it was a Soulsborne. I had no idea until... I 00:11:48.259 --> 00:11:49.899 hit one enemy and I was like, I know what this 00:11:49.899 --> 00:11:52.840 is. I know how this gameplay works. I know what's 00:11:52.840 --> 00:11:54.820 going on. I'm not putting myself through this 00:11:54.820 --> 00:11:57.919 again. So did a little bit of demo and then I 00:11:57.919 --> 00:12:00.200 was like, nah, it's great. It looks cool. It 00:12:00.200 --> 00:12:02.139 feels very fun. And I was like, I'm not doing 00:12:02.139 --> 00:12:04.340 this because I'm not getting, I wanted just a 00:12:04.340 --> 00:12:08.259 nice adventure. Fucking keep me entertained. 00:12:08.440 --> 00:12:10.299 I don't want to be putting my fist through the 00:12:10.299 --> 00:12:12.879 telly. So I was like, I'm set to step. I'm not 00:12:12.879 --> 00:12:15.159 doing this. This ain't happening. So stopped 00:12:15.159 --> 00:12:17.639 it, deleted it. I actually downloaded the Star 00:12:17.639 --> 00:12:20.960 Wars Outlaws demo. Haven't played that yet, but 00:12:20.960 --> 00:12:23.639 it is downloaded and ready to have a little gander 00:12:23.639 --> 00:12:25.899 at. So yeah, it's just funny that we're talking 00:12:25.899 --> 00:12:27.580 about Lords of the Fallen because I did actually 00:12:27.580 --> 00:12:30.320 look at that as well and looked at it and I was 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:32.500 like, I'm not doing it. But I will do it with 00:12:32.500 --> 00:12:35.620 a friend. For free. For free. Which is cool as 00:12:35.620 --> 00:12:37.340 well because they haven't just done that so I 00:12:37.340 --> 00:12:39.539 can like... If you're not into it, I can just 00:12:39.539 --> 00:12:42.159 go, don't worry about it. Give the friend pass 00:12:42.159 --> 00:12:44.080 to someone else. You can just keep sharing it 00:12:44.080 --> 00:12:46.240 with other people. Someone said, I've got the 00:12:46.240 --> 00:12:52.000 Steam reviews up. And these are from the 24th 00:12:52.000 --> 00:12:54.580 of March. So they're a little outdated. To be 00:12:54.580 --> 00:13:00.980 fair, there's one here. This one's from... These 00:13:00.980 --> 00:13:02.500 are all from today, to be fair. You probably 00:13:02.500 --> 00:13:04.360 want the most recent ones because they've rebuilt 00:13:04.360 --> 00:13:06.200 the game. Thanks for listening to your audience 00:13:06.200 --> 00:13:08.259 and coming up with a new update. Art is great. 00:13:08.399 --> 00:13:11.059 Gameplay is satisfying. Did not like how locking 00:13:11.059 --> 00:13:12.980 on worked, making your dodge feel like trash. 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:15.919 Recommend. The game is seriously awesome. The 00:13:15.919 --> 00:13:18.870 whole dual world thing with... with the umbral 00:13:18.870 --> 00:13:20.909 realm is super cool and the combat feels really 00:13:20.909 --> 00:13:22.830 smooth i love how you can switch between realms 00:13:22.830 --> 00:13:25.389 to find secrets and fight different enemies the 00:13:25.389 --> 00:13:27.470 bosses are tough but fair and the world design 00:13:27.470 --> 00:13:29.690 is just beautiful totally totally worth playing 00:13:29.690 --> 00:13:33.370 if you're into souls like games Someone said, 00:13:33.450 --> 00:13:36.590 it's a mobile clunky game trying to copy Dark 00:13:36.590 --> 00:13:38.990 Souls in a dark setting. Extremely unbalanced 00:13:38.990 --> 00:13:41.629 on its mechanics after you figure that Lantern 00:13:41.629 --> 00:13:45.230 Pool is extremely broken and trivialises half 00:13:45.230 --> 00:13:47.149 the game. You can literally one -shot bosses 00:13:47.149 --> 00:13:49.070 back -to -back without even seeing half their 00:13:49.070 --> 00:13:52.730 animations. I'll be using that then. As someone 00:13:52.730 --> 00:13:54.769 who played the original for like three minutes 00:13:54.769 --> 00:13:57.789 and got that for three dollars and refunded it, 00:13:57.870 --> 00:14:01.470 this is miles and worlds bound. World... world's 00:14:01.470 --> 00:14:04.649 bounds better than the game it was it's so fun 00:14:04.649 --> 00:14:10.149 to play you definitely need this so a couple 00:14:10.149 --> 00:14:12.009 of oh here we go this person actually talks about 00:14:12.009 --> 00:14:17.009 the update uh and they've got 85 hours into it 00:14:17.370 --> 00:14:20.190 So, I streamed the game last night for about 00:14:20.190 --> 00:14:22.629 six hours. Not one crash, not one frame drop, 00:14:22.690 --> 00:14:24.809 not one disconnect. It ran flawlessly, performing 00:14:24.809 --> 00:14:26.870 and looking better than ever. Cross -progression 00:14:26.870 --> 00:14:29.750 working as intended. Cross -play stable, albeit 00:14:29.750 --> 00:14:32.250 a bit slow to connect initially. And the overall 00:14:32.250 --> 00:14:34.490 experience was stellar. A game you can literally 00:14:34.490 --> 00:14:36.570 run from start to finish without anyone missing 00:14:36.570 --> 00:14:41.649 out on progress in a Souls -like. CI and Hexworks 00:14:41.649 --> 00:14:43.850 have not only pushed the technical boundaries 00:14:43.850 --> 00:14:46.169 of the genre, they've also proven that they're 00:14:46.169 --> 00:14:48.529 committed to their work, supporting it for years 00:14:48.529 --> 00:14:50.809 after release, something that has earned them 00:14:50.809 --> 00:14:53.090 a lot of respect from the community. The character 00:14:53.090 --> 00:14:55.490 still feels a bit floaty and the endings have 00:14:55.490 --> 00:14:57.409 stayed the same, but as a whole the game has 00:14:57.409 --> 00:15:00.029 improved immensely. As it stands for now, Lords 00:15:00.029 --> 00:15:01.850 of the Fallen is better than ever. Give it the 00:15:01.850 --> 00:15:04.389 time and if you haven't already, you won't be 00:15:04.389 --> 00:15:07.809 disappointed. And that is on the update 2 .0. 00:15:08.959 --> 00:15:11.620 Yeah, I'm fucking keen for it because you can 00:15:11.620 --> 00:15:17.580 buy it now for 16 quid off of Steam. But are 00:15:17.580 --> 00:15:20.639 you buying it on PlayStation? Yeah. I don't know 00:15:20.639 --> 00:15:23.059 how much it is on. 16 quid. Oh, is it 16 quid 00:15:23.059 --> 00:15:24.340 on that? Yeah, that's what I was looking at it 00:15:24.340 --> 00:15:27.360 on. Yeah, I'm game for it, man. If we can fucking... 00:15:27.360 --> 00:15:32.340 Yeah. Yeah. We'll check it out. We'll check it 00:15:32.340 --> 00:15:34.820 out, baby. 100%. Oh, this is how we're going 00:15:34.820 --> 00:15:37.340 to look at it. It just looks like fucking... 00:15:38.220 --> 00:15:41.059 It's not Elden Ring, so now we're going to have 00:15:41.059 --> 00:15:42.899 to fucking jump in. Because I really like playing 00:15:42.899 --> 00:15:45.340 Elden Ring with another person. Especially doing 00:15:45.340 --> 00:15:47.120 the bosses and shit like that. It's good fun. 00:15:47.419 --> 00:15:49.480 It's only downfall is it's not got a lot of seamless 00:15:49.480 --> 00:15:51.980 co -op. Which is why I think Night Rain is going 00:15:51.980 --> 00:15:53.639 to be cool. It's going to be good. Did you see 00:15:53.639 --> 00:15:57.139 the new class that they've announced for Night 00:15:57.139 --> 00:16:00.559 Rain? What was it fucking called? It's basically 00:16:00.559 --> 00:16:02.799 just a massive strength build. I heard it. I 00:16:02.799 --> 00:16:05.379 didn't see it. Just slashing and smacking the 00:16:05.379 --> 00:16:07.700 fuck out of people. So that'll be me playing 00:16:07.700 --> 00:16:10.120 that for the funsies. I think I want to be the 00:16:10.120 --> 00:16:12.200 bird man. Yeah? He's a bird man. Little bird 00:16:12.200 --> 00:16:14.279 man. Yeah, this looks good. Lords of the Fallen 00:16:14.279 --> 00:16:16.179 looks fucking cool, man. I'm going for it. I 00:16:16.179 --> 00:16:18.419 think for 16 quid, it's shit. It's shit. Yeah, 00:16:18.440 --> 00:16:20.500 you can't make it 16 quid, fuck's sake. Yeah, 00:16:20.539 --> 00:16:22.279 it's not the end of the world. Better paying 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:25.159 fucking 16 quid than the 50 quid for the original 00:16:25.159 --> 00:16:30.419 price. Exactly. We'll take it. Why not? Jumping 00:16:30.419 --> 00:16:33.360 off of that, I've been playing something that 00:16:33.360 --> 00:16:38.620 I said I wouldn't play, but am playing. I'm pretty 00:16:38.620 --> 00:16:42.059 sure in last week's episode, or maybe the week 00:16:42.059 --> 00:16:46.080 before, I even spoke about it and said how it's 00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:48.740 pissed me off and I don't want to play it. It's 00:16:48.740 --> 00:16:51.779 not the last of us, is it? No, no, no, no, no, 00:16:51.779 --> 00:16:55.710 no, no. It's RuneScape. No. Dragon Wilds. Okay. 00:16:55.809 --> 00:16:58.269 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've watched some shit 00:16:58.269 --> 00:16:59.269 on that. That's what I've been playing. I've 00:16:59.269 --> 00:17:02.230 been playing that today, mind you. Thoughts. 00:17:02.230 --> 00:17:04.109 Give me thoughts, because I've seen some very 00:17:04.109 --> 00:17:06.349 positive and some very negative, so I don't know 00:17:06.349 --> 00:17:09.730 where to sit on it. So... Early access, isn't 00:17:09.730 --> 00:17:12.390 it? It is early access. Is it free? It's not 00:17:12.390 --> 00:17:15.029 free. It's one of those early accesses that you 00:17:15.029 --> 00:17:18.930 have to pay for, which I'm not against, because 00:17:18.930 --> 00:17:21.390 I did it through Enshrouded and really enjoyed 00:17:21.390 --> 00:17:27.200 it. So initially what put me off of it is the 00:17:27.200 --> 00:17:29.960 survival aspects of it. I hate it. I absolutely 00:17:29.960 --> 00:17:34.039 hate it. And I hate base building. But I hated 00:17:34.039 --> 00:17:36.059 that within Shrouded. But I absolutely loved 00:17:36.059 --> 00:17:38.660 in Shrouded. And Connor loves base building. 00:17:38.859 --> 00:17:41.559 So he built our base in Shrouded. So I let him 00:17:41.559 --> 00:17:44.599 crack on with it. While Connor also wants to 00:17:44.599 --> 00:17:49.960 play in RuneScape and is playing it. So obviously 00:17:49.960 --> 00:17:53.400 you can join other people's servers. crack on 00:17:53.400 --> 00:17:57.339 so i'll do the same allow wow connor to fucking 00:17:57.339 --> 00:18:02.319 build the base so far you can see where it's 00:18:02.319 --> 00:18:05.079 taken inspo off of other games we had a long 00:18:05.079 --> 00:18:07.920 conversation about it the other day in our group 00:18:07.920 --> 00:18:11.700 chat basically saying like um there's only so 00:18:11.700 --> 00:18:15.000 much you can do with survivals in terms of inspiration 00:18:15.000 --> 00:18:17.160 a lot of people just end up copying each other 00:18:17.160 --> 00:18:23.190 and it It has to separate itself from everyone 00:18:23.190 --> 00:18:26.630 else. I don't know whether this harps on from 00:18:26.630 --> 00:18:30.789 nostalgia for it being a RuneScape game or what, 00:18:30.869 --> 00:18:33.450 but so far I think I've put a couple of hours 00:18:33.450 --> 00:18:38.509 in and it is fun. It is very fun. But I don't 00:18:38.509 --> 00:18:43.049 feel like I'm in it enough to really see if it's 00:18:43.049 --> 00:18:45.329 got a longevity to it. Does that make sense? 00:18:47.650 --> 00:18:51.930 What I've seen... and what I watched it just 00:18:51.930 --> 00:18:55.609 really reminded me of Valheim like pretty much 00:18:55.609 --> 00:18:59.410 everything I think a lot of people were saying 00:18:59.410 --> 00:19:04.869 a lot of the consensus about the game was they 00:19:04.869 --> 00:19:09.309 really like it but they're not sure how supported 00:19:09.309 --> 00:19:11.230 it's going to be is it going to be like a long 00:19:11.230 --> 00:19:12.730 because obviously RuneScape has been out for 00:19:12.730 --> 00:19:15.529 fucking yonks is it going to be like the next 00:19:15.529 --> 00:19:18.599 big project for RuneScape where they support 00:19:18.599 --> 00:19:21.960 it for years and then they start adding like 00:19:21.960 --> 00:19:25.500 a MMO aspects to it where not necessarily the 00:19:25.500 --> 00:19:27.640 whole world but in the towns there's loads of 00:19:27.640 --> 00:19:30.720 other people yadda yadda yadda and if they do 00:19:30.720 --> 00:19:32.220 something like that then they think it could 00:19:32.220 --> 00:19:33.980 be really really good but they've got community 00:19:33.980 --> 00:19:36.880 servers but obviously you have to join the community 00:19:36.880 --> 00:19:43.809 servers yeah because it's The thing I find difficult 00:19:43.809 --> 00:19:45.890 is if you're going to end, because obviously 00:19:45.890 --> 00:19:50.049 something like RuneScape and old school RuneScape, 00:19:50.109 --> 00:19:57.869 they are MMOs in their own respect. But I feel 00:19:57.869 --> 00:20:01.089 like once you start throwing in survival mechanics 00:20:01.089 --> 00:20:05.589 like Dragon Wilds, I feel like it's very difficult 00:20:05.589 --> 00:20:11.269 to turn that into an MMO. because i don't know 00:20:11.269 --> 00:20:14.410 there's just something about it where when you 00:20:14.410 --> 00:20:16.569 put it on paper it sounds amazing i want base 00:20:16.569 --> 00:20:20.049 building i want i want um i want there to be 00:20:20.049 --> 00:20:21.809 survival mechanics i want to be able to craft 00:20:21.809 --> 00:20:25.390 my own weapons have a durability meter um yada 00:20:25.390 --> 00:20:28.029 yada yada and then throw the mmo aspects into 00:20:28.029 --> 00:20:30.509 that it all sounds great but in practice it just 00:20:30.509 --> 00:20:35.329 feels a bit yeah especially if you're like say 00:20:35.329 --> 00:20:39.160 something like wow if you're in the state that 00:20:39.160 --> 00:20:42.000 you're in now and then you're going and you're 00:20:42.000 --> 00:20:43.579 raiding and shit like that but then you have 00:20:43.579 --> 00:20:47.500 to worry about a water meter and a fucking health 00:20:47.500 --> 00:20:50.480 meat like a food meter at the bottom and like 00:20:50.480 --> 00:20:55.380 this has a has a rest meter so when that wears 00:20:55.380 --> 00:20:57.740 down it has an impact on your stamina usage and 00:20:57.740 --> 00:21:00.640 how much you can carry and shit like that but 00:21:00.640 --> 00:21:03.579 at the same time they're very trivial i explained 00:21:03.579 --> 00:21:09.380 um to some of the lads that survival light is 00:21:09.380 --> 00:21:12.240 what you would want like no man's sky where those 00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:16.460 survival aspects are trivial when you get to 00:21:16.460 --> 00:21:18.519 a point that we got to because you you've got 00:21:18.519 --> 00:21:22.339 so many resources to pull from to keep your oxygen 00:21:22.339 --> 00:21:24.519 fed and all of that shit that you don't even 00:21:24.519 --> 00:21:26.359 have to think about it and i'm pretty sure there 00:21:26.359 --> 00:21:27.839 was even a thing where it just did it automatically 00:21:27.839 --> 00:21:30.640 for you which in my head is sort of like right 00:21:30.640 --> 00:21:34.640 well get rid of it get rid of it you don't need 00:21:34.640 --> 00:21:37.250 that get rid of it but obviously runescape The 00:21:37.250 --> 00:21:38.789 skill trees are all the same, so you've got your 00:21:38.789 --> 00:21:40.990 mining, your fucking woodcutting, your cooking, 00:21:41.109 --> 00:21:44.670 all of that sort of stuff, and you do level them 00:21:44.670 --> 00:21:47.309 up and shit, so it makes sense in that regards. 00:21:49.529 --> 00:21:53.390 Yeah, I just don't know how... Is it just another 00:21:53.390 --> 00:21:57.029 survival? Just looks like Valheim, man, but with 00:21:57.029 --> 00:21:58.950 RuneScape name on it. What it looks like to me 00:21:58.950 --> 00:22:00.869 is like Enshrouded, which obviously you never 00:22:00.869 --> 00:22:03.789 played, but it looks extremely similar to Enshrouded, 00:22:03.789 --> 00:22:06.079 and then it's got... Like, so... Where it's got 00:22:06.079 --> 00:22:10.079 touches of other games. Even things down to when 00:22:10.079 --> 00:22:15.339 you get your woodcutting and your mining to level 00:22:15.339 --> 00:22:18.539 11 or something. You get a spell respective for 00:22:18.539 --> 00:22:21.119 either. So like the woodcutting one, you summon 00:22:21.119 --> 00:22:27.839 an ethereal axe that you fire. uh trees and it 00:22:27.839 --> 00:22:30.119 just instantly knocks them down and you can like 00:22:30.119 --> 00:22:31.980 line them up so if you've got four trees in a 00:22:31.980 --> 00:22:34.059 row it will cut through all of them rather than 00:22:34.059 --> 00:22:36.339 you having to obviously you need runes to be 00:22:36.339 --> 00:22:39.500 able to do that which is fine um and then with 00:22:39.500 --> 00:22:42.359 the mining one uh it's on like a 30 second cooldown 00:22:42.359 --> 00:22:45.279 or something you can summon this boulder that 00:22:45.279 --> 00:22:51.400 just explodes these nodes around you um eso does 00:22:51.400 --> 00:22:55.299 that where obviously with the cutting wood and 00:22:55.299 --> 00:22:57.619 all that shit from the store, because I had them, 00:22:57.700 --> 00:23:00.480 you can get the ones where rather than you cutting 00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:04.099 the wood, it summons an ethereal wood cutting 00:23:04.099 --> 00:23:06.839 axe that does it for you in front of you. It 00:23:06.839 --> 00:23:10.200 looks very cool. So you can see whether they 00:23:10.200 --> 00:23:12.259 took inspo from ESO for that or not, I don't 00:23:12.259 --> 00:23:16.059 know, but it seems very, very similar. So yeah, 00:23:16.140 --> 00:23:20.000 it's difficult to tell so far because I feel 00:23:20.000 --> 00:23:22.319 like everyone is... Pretty similar with the ADHD 00:23:22.319 --> 00:23:25.960 brain. We go, this is fucking sick. Sink 60 hours 00:23:25.960 --> 00:23:27.960 into it and then you go, there's nothing left 00:23:27.960 --> 00:23:30.460 to do. Especially when you're in early access 00:23:30.460 --> 00:23:32.180 as well because you're like, this isn't a fully 00:23:32.180 --> 00:23:34.299 fleshed out game. There's things that, quality 00:23:34.299 --> 00:23:36.079 of life improvements that need to happen. There's 00:23:36.079 --> 00:23:39.000 a lot there that could do with changing around. 00:23:39.319 --> 00:23:41.960 So you think like, right, let me rinse this. 00:23:42.279 --> 00:23:44.200 In Shrouded, it's a prime example. They've done 00:23:44.200 --> 00:23:46.799 a shit ton of content updates since I last played 00:23:46.799 --> 00:23:50.970 it. But I had my fix and did everything. Like 00:23:50.970 --> 00:23:53.089 me and Connor literally did everything that you 00:23:53.089 --> 00:23:56.990 could do. So got our money's worth out of it 00:23:56.990 --> 00:23:58.930 and then didn't come back to it because we're 00:23:58.930 --> 00:24:01.369 going to need to now. So will it suffer from 00:24:01.369 --> 00:24:04.990 that? Possibly. I mean, it's difficult to tell. 00:24:06.849 --> 00:24:09.569 Good on you, man, for having a go. That's what 00:24:09.569 --> 00:24:11.750 matters. Well, I'm still having a go. I'm still 00:24:11.750 --> 00:24:13.589 enjoying it. I'm still playing it. Good on you. 00:24:13.670 --> 00:24:16.069 I see a video of it and I saw a little fucking, 00:24:16.250 --> 00:24:20.640 a little. health meter a little food meter a 00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:22.420 little all that meter and I thought that ain't 00:24:22.420 --> 00:24:24.720 for him and then bang you've surprised me it's 00:24:24.720 --> 00:24:27.200 not for me it isn't it isn't for me but at the 00:24:27.200 --> 00:24:29.099 same time it is you know what I mean it's weird 00:24:29.099 --> 00:24:33.539 I got RuneScape on my phone yeah fucking around 00:24:33.539 --> 00:24:36.559 with old school RuneScape on my phone and there's 00:24:36.559 --> 00:24:39.000 something about just cutting trees down it's 00:24:39.000 --> 00:24:41.380 so mundane but there is something about it where 00:24:41.380 --> 00:24:44.670 you go I quite enjoy this And it is that same 00:24:44.670 --> 00:24:46.309 thing when you're playing Dragon Wild. You go, 00:24:46.369 --> 00:24:48.710 this is quite nice. It's therapeutic, man. It 00:24:48.710 --> 00:24:51.430 is therapeutic. And I do enjoy it. But then it's, 00:24:51.430 --> 00:24:56.150 yeah, it's a difficult balance between rinsing 00:24:56.150 --> 00:24:58.809 that and not enjoying it anymore and just taking 00:24:58.809 --> 00:25:02.450 your time and enjoying it. Yeah. Thank you for 00:25:02.450 --> 00:25:05.349 stroking my leg. You're welcome. Yeah, it's got 00:25:05.349 --> 00:25:08.450 good reviews. Yeah, I think it's a mixed bag 00:25:08.450 --> 00:25:10.309 at the moment. I think a lot of people are really 00:25:10.309 --> 00:25:12.150 positive on it. A lot of people are like, oh, 00:25:12.289 --> 00:25:14.849 it's just fucking... It's not RuneScape. I wanted 00:25:14.849 --> 00:25:19.069 RuneScape in 3D. You can't please everybody, 00:25:19.289 --> 00:25:21.509 man. It looks cool, though. I might check it 00:25:21.509 --> 00:25:24.410 out at some point. You know how I am, brother. 00:25:24.450 --> 00:25:27.390 I'm a Steam Deck geezer. That's all I do. I just 00:25:27.390 --> 00:25:31.890 use Steam Deck now. It says the game is well 00:25:31.890 --> 00:25:34.029 -developed, fun to play, but could use a ton 00:25:34.029 --> 00:25:35.990 of updates, obviously, because it's early stage. 00:25:37.470 --> 00:25:39.869 I will just mention a few things I dislike, but 00:25:39.869 --> 00:25:44.609 I will still recommend playing it. Someone said, 00:25:44.650 --> 00:25:46.789 if you have a server open, please add an option 00:25:46.789 --> 00:25:49.210 to disable other players from removing your build. 00:25:49.730 --> 00:25:51.509 I mean, what's the point to have an open server 00:25:51.509 --> 00:25:53.690 when someone can easily join and delete all of 00:25:53.690 --> 00:25:56.490 my builds in a matter of seconds? So you just 00:25:56.490 --> 00:25:59.700 have to play with friends only or solo. You spend 00:25:59.700 --> 00:26:01.859 most of your time getting water, food, sleeping 00:26:01.859 --> 00:26:04.339 to stay alive but I'm trying to enjoy a game 00:26:04.339 --> 00:26:06.240 and not feel like I'm clocked into this game 00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:08.759 to stay alive. Please make it drain less resources 00:26:08.759 --> 00:26:11.119 so I can breathe and enjoy the map and explore. 00:26:12.599 --> 00:26:15.119 So far there's a shitload of water and stuff 00:26:15.119 --> 00:26:19.019 around me. The ability to keep those meters up 00:26:19.019 --> 00:26:24.539 at the moment doesn't seem too strenuous. If 00:26:24.539 --> 00:26:26.380 you already have a basic magic system Please 00:26:26.380 --> 00:26:28.940 add the teleport feature to a pad if you have 00:26:28.940 --> 00:26:31.839 the runes via a teleport interface Having to 00:26:31.839 --> 00:26:33.859 run back and get killed again without any resources 00:26:33.859 --> 00:26:36.819 less weapon to fight to fight back But guess 00:26:36.819 --> 00:26:42.259 I would have to grind some materials You guys 00:26:42.259 --> 00:26:44.960 could implement more skills fishing hunting fletching 00:26:44.960 --> 00:26:47.980 I can go on for skills server size should be 00:26:47.980 --> 00:26:50.859 bigger than four It's pretty limited for PvP. 00:26:50.900 --> 00:26:54.059 Movement feels off when clicking for PvP slash 00:26:54.059 --> 00:26:56.440 skill systems like it's a queue. I don't know 00:26:56.440 --> 00:26:58.779 what he's on about. When cutting trees, it falls 00:26:58.779 --> 00:27:01.180 after some swings and you have to then cut the 00:27:01.180 --> 00:27:03.259 tree on the ground and it splits into more trees 00:27:03.259 --> 00:27:05.700 while they're all moving down the hill while 00:27:05.700 --> 00:27:07.480 you're trying to chop and then get stuck in a 00:27:07.480 --> 00:27:09.599 woodcutting animation looking dumb while trying 00:27:09.599 --> 00:27:11.759 to chase down the tree. When you cut down a tree, 00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:18.839 it falls, but it's not like in... Because in 00:27:18.839 --> 00:27:22.259 Valheim, it splits into different logs, doesn't 00:27:22.259 --> 00:27:24.799 it? I think when you cut a tree down, one of 00:27:24.799 --> 00:27:26.660 those two, when you fell a tree. Yeah, yeah, 00:27:26.779 --> 00:27:28.960 yeah. Valheim, definitely. Yeah, when you do 00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:31.720 it on this, you fell the tree, and then it just 00:27:31.720 --> 00:27:34.619 lays down as one big tree, and then you have 00:27:34.619 --> 00:27:39.500 to cut it up again. But then it cuts. So imagine 00:27:39.500 --> 00:27:44.130 you have this one big log. You cut it. And then 00:27:44.130 --> 00:27:46.730 it pops a section off. And then you've still 00:27:46.730 --> 00:27:48.410 got this other bit of the tree. So you cut that 00:27:48.410 --> 00:27:49.890 and it pops another section off. And then it 00:27:49.890 --> 00:27:51.809 pops another section off. But then those individual 00:27:51.809 --> 00:27:55.069 sections, you then have to cut them up to then 00:27:55.069 --> 00:27:58.569 get wood. But like this person just said, they 00:27:58.569 --> 00:28:01.309 roll. So they just keep fucking rolling away 00:28:01.309 --> 00:28:03.170 from you. So you're cutting this, which takes 00:28:03.170 --> 00:28:05.450 maybe like four or five hits. And then the other 00:28:05.450 --> 00:28:07.190 four things behind you are just fucking rolled 00:28:07.190 --> 00:28:09.970 away. So you have to go and get them. I feel 00:28:09.970 --> 00:28:12.619 like... Whilst that makes sense, if I cut a tree 00:28:12.619 --> 00:28:14.460 down, I need to fucking section it and blah, 00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:17.700 blah, blah. I'm playing the game. Let me just 00:28:17.700 --> 00:28:21.160 fucking blow it up into bits. And it makes for 00:28:21.160 --> 00:28:23.519 moments. And that's what makes games. Because 00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:26.079 that makes funny clips. And funny clips make 00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:30.059 success. Yeah. I know what you're saying. It 00:28:30.059 --> 00:28:35.160 is a good game. Yeah. I thought it was free. 00:28:35.779 --> 00:28:39.500 But it's not. 25 bones. I just looked. 25 bones. 00:28:40.109 --> 00:28:41.930 So, yeah, I haven't done any building on it yet. 00:28:42.490 --> 00:28:44.529 I'm holding off on that as long as I fucking 00:28:44.529 --> 00:28:48.869 can because I can't be arsed. But, yeah, seeing 00:28:48.869 --> 00:28:52.369 a dragon. Oh, yeah, the dragon queen. It's quite 00:28:52.369 --> 00:28:56.509 entertaining. Yeah, all in all, little game to 00:28:56.509 --> 00:28:59.390 fuck around with. I'll take it. Know what I mean? 00:28:59.970 --> 00:29:02.250 Well, I dropped 60 bones on Steam Deck stuff. 00:29:02.849 --> 00:29:07.759 Did you? Yeah. Yeah, I fucking did, bro. No, 00:29:07.759 --> 00:29:10.039 Binding of Isaac is a game that I platinumed 00:29:10.039 --> 00:29:13.500 on PlayStation. Hardest platinum I've ever done. 00:29:14.200 --> 00:29:19.119 One of the hardest ever made. No biggie. But 00:29:19.119 --> 00:29:20.700 yeah, it's like the perfect Steam Deck game. 00:29:21.539 --> 00:29:23.980 And there's a lot of expansions that came out 00:29:23.980 --> 00:29:26.460 for it that I never actually played. So I thought, 00:29:26.500 --> 00:29:29.380 fuck it, let's start it again. Yeah. With the 00:29:29.380 --> 00:29:31.720 full package. Go on. Because it's the perfect 00:29:31.720 --> 00:29:34.059 Steam Deck game. I agree. So I fucking did it. 00:29:35.120 --> 00:29:37.279 So I bought that and I pumped like 10 hours in 00:29:37.279 --> 00:29:39.900 in like two days. Pretty mental. Yeah, good. 00:29:40.279 --> 00:29:42.539 Enjoying it. I fucking love it. Built for that 00:29:42.539 --> 00:29:44.359 system. So good I took it to work, as you could 00:29:44.359 --> 00:29:46.740 see. I did see. Have you coloured in the badge 00:29:46.740 --> 00:29:49.920 on the front? No. Oh, you just get a coloured 00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:52.640 badge on your case. It's just the case that come 00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:57.099 with it, yeah. I did not. Standard white. Coolio. 00:29:57.200 --> 00:30:00.140 It's alright. I also bought a game called... 00:30:00.140 --> 00:30:04.309 Let me tell you. go on tell me let me tell you 00:30:04.309 --> 00:30:07.430 and while i'm while i'm just gonna tell you i'm 00:30:07.430 --> 00:30:10.670 gonna carry on talking uh So it doesn't just... 00:30:10.670 --> 00:30:14.210 I wish the points balance on your Steam shop, 00:30:14.349 --> 00:30:16.390 I wish it allowed you to buy games and shit rather 00:30:16.390 --> 00:30:19.170 than just stickers and fucking start -up movies. 00:30:19.349 --> 00:30:21.109 I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't half love 00:30:21.109 --> 00:30:23.109 a start -up movie, bro. Yeah, but... I've got 00:30:23.109 --> 00:30:25.750 so many and put it to random, so I get excited 00:30:25.750 --> 00:30:27.869 when I turn it on. It's that... It's good, isn't 00:30:27.869 --> 00:30:30.750 it? It's such a great little system. It's called 00:30:30.750 --> 00:30:36.670 the Drover Forsaken Kin. Yeah. It's a game I've 00:30:36.670 --> 00:30:39.720 had my eye on for quite some time. It's a game 00:30:39.720 --> 00:30:41.599 I've got wishlisted on PlayStation and Steam. 00:30:41.779 --> 00:30:45.039 And I figured, you know what? Fuck it. I'm playing 00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:50.019 the Steam Deck. An action RPG that marries the 00:30:50.019 --> 00:30:53.339 dark, grim tones of its genre with the mysticism 00:30:53.339 --> 00:31:01.380 of... Celtic mythology. Encounter a society where 00:31:01.380 --> 00:31:04.180 ancient restless spirits and divided factions 00:31:04.180 --> 00:31:06.900 battle for dominance, uncover forgotten abilities 00:31:06.900 --> 00:31:09.539 and unravel the secrets of a past shrouded in 00:31:09.539 --> 00:31:12.420 mystery. Yeah. So I bought that. I haven't played 00:31:12.420 --> 00:31:14.019 it yet because I've just been obsessed with Byron 00:31:14.019 --> 00:31:16.880 and Isaac. There's cats. Yeah, there's probably 00:31:16.880 --> 00:31:21.339 cats in it. There are cats in it. Just for clarity's 00:31:21.339 --> 00:31:25.160 sake, I've just noticed Byron and Isaac has 640 00:31:25.160 --> 00:31:28.599 achievements. It's quite a lot, isn't it? Yeah, 00:31:28.599 --> 00:31:31.180 it's a fair few, brother. It's a lot of achievement. 00:31:31.859 --> 00:31:33.079 Don't get me wrong. I'm probably not going to 00:31:33.079 --> 00:31:35.220 get it more. But it's just such a great game. 00:31:35.220 --> 00:31:36.740 You know, if you're just sitting about and you're 00:31:36.740 --> 00:31:40.059 like, look, I ain't got time to be invested in 00:31:40.059 --> 00:31:42.000 this RPG that I just bought. I haven't got time 00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:43.920 to concentrate on Football Manager. I just want 00:31:43.920 --> 00:31:46.000 to play something. I can just play. And then 00:31:46.000 --> 00:31:47.900 if something happens, I can literally just quit 00:31:47.900 --> 00:31:51.220 and continue later. Perfect. That's what you 00:31:51.220 --> 00:31:53.359 want. And I loved it on PlayStation. And I love 00:31:53.359 --> 00:31:55.839 it even more on Steam Deck. And I love the Steam 00:31:55.839 --> 00:31:58.440 Deck. I just want to hug it. It's got good reviews, 00:31:58.619 --> 00:32:03.140 this Drover. Oh, yes, it's a very well thought 00:32:03.140 --> 00:32:04.500 of game. I don't think it's been out too long. 00:32:05.859 --> 00:32:07.240 But it's one of them I didn't know whether I 00:32:07.240 --> 00:32:08.839 wanted to play on the big screen on the PlayStation 00:32:08.839 --> 00:32:10.779 or Steam Deck, but then I thought, well, fuck 00:32:10.779 --> 00:32:12.240 it. If I want to play on the big screen, I can 00:32:12.240 --> 00:32:15.869 just dock it anyway. Why not actually buy a game 00:32:15.869 --> 00:32:17.410 that I'm going to spend a fair bit of time in 00:32:17.410 --> 00:32:20.569 on the Steam Deck for once? Secret of Evermore 00:32:20.569 --> 00:32:23.230 plus Baldur's Gate 1 and 2. This game is incredible. 00:32:23.450 --> 00:32:26.170 The storytelling, the combat, the music, the 00:32:26.170 --> 00:32:28.430 level design, the enemy design, everything is 00:32:28.430 --> 00:32:30.849 peak. The game is so good, it's given me better 00:32:30.849 --> 00:32:35.450 dreams. 10 out of 10. That's fucking... I'll 00:32:35.450 --> 00:32:37.390 tell you what, speaking of dreams... Oh, fuck 00:32:37.390 --> 00:32:38.950 it, I'll save it for the... No, no, here's a 00:32:38.950 --> 00:32:40.410 little glimpse into what we talk about on Patreon. 00:32:40.890 --> 00:32:42.849 I've got a dog. I've got a French Bulldog called 00:32:42.849 --> 00:32:47.089 Vader. I had a dream that he jumped up on the 00:32:47.089 --> 00:32:49.990 kitchen side and jumped out the window. When 00:32:49.990 --> 00:32:51.349 he jumped out the window, he made a horrific 00:32:51.349 --> 00:32:54.069 noise when he landed. Yeah. And obviously he 00:32:54.069 --> 00:32:56.190 was very hurt. His knee, his bone was literally 00:32:56.190 --> 00:32:59.769 coming out of his leg. Oh, nice. So in a panic, 00:32:59.829 --> 00:33:02.970 I grabbed him and got on a pushbar, which I don't 00:33:02.970 --> 00:33:07.410 own, cycled to a vet's or something. Yeah. On 00:33:07.410 --> 00:33:10.750 the way there, my wheel slipped down a rabbit 00:33:10.750 --> 00:33:12.970 hole or something and my bike slid down this 00:33:12.970 --> 00:33:15.759 massive hole. Couldn't reach my bike. I had the 00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:18.220 dog in one hand. An old man came along, gave 00:33:18.220 --> 00:33:20.039 me his walking stick, and I hooked the bike up. 00:33:20.599 --> 00:33:23.319 And then I carried on with the dog, and I went 00:33:23.319 --> 00:33:27.299 into HMV. I said, can anyone fix my dog? Yeah. 00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:29.859 It cost me 500 pounds, and they just slotted 00:33:29.859 --> 00:33:32.339 his bone back in, and he was fine. And when I 00:33:32.339 --> 00:33:35.519 got home, I said to Gem, 500 quid that cost me. 00:33:35.740 --> 00:33:38.259 Yeah. She was like, well, it was only 100 pounds 00:33:38.259 --> 00:33:41.410 in the vet. And I was like, yeah, that's right. 00:33:41.609 --> 00:33:43.509 So I went back to HMV. I was like, you fucking 00:33:43.509 --> 00:33:45.490 well overcharged me. She was like, yeah, well, 00:33:45.509 --> 00:33:47.390 it's HMV. Of course it's going to be more expensive. 00:33:48.190 --> 00:33:51.170 And that was it. And it was just such a strange 00:33:51.170 --> 00:33:54.250 little dream. I had to get it out in the open 00:33:54.250 --> 00:33:56.589 for others to enjoy. Yeah, well, you're in HMV, 00:33:56.650 --> 00:33:59.190 mate. We sell CDs. Exactly. You want the veterinary 00:33:59.190 --> 00:34:00.849 package. It's going to cost you more. That was 00:34:00.849 --> 00:34:02.829 their attitude. Yeah. And I was like, well, it's 00:34:02.829 --> 00:34:04.150 Sunday. I didn't think the vets were open on 00:34:04.150 --> 00:34:07.500 Sunday. I'd pay 500 quid if one of my dogs. snap 00:34:07.500 --> 00:34:09.659 their leg and its bone was hanging out and someone 00:34:09.659 --> 00:34:11.800 said 500 quid i'll slot it back in they'll be 00:34:11.800 --> 00:34:14.860 good as new i'll go it's 500 quid here's 600 00:34:14.860 --> 00:34:18.239 quid get it done sharp absolutely but it was 00:34:18.239 --> 00:34:19.460 the fact that i could have got it done for a 00:34:19.460 --> 00:34:22.079 one that yeah i couldn't understand why i was 00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:26.119 charged five times the amount but obviously different 00:34:26.119 --> 00:34:28.900 uh different businesses different business models 00:34:28.900 --> 00:34:31.099 is that not their speciality still they got the 00:34:31.099 --> 00:34:35.219 job done i had i had a dream um I don't know, 00:34:35.219 --> 00:34:37.579 probably all the talk. One of my mates that I 00:34:37.579 --> 00:34:40.760 work with, Jay, he's having a baby in like a 00:34:40.760 --> 00:34:43.699 month. So I keep saying to him, because I'm with 00:34:43.699 --> 00:34:46.219 him almost every day, I keep saying to him, I 00:34:46.219 --> 00:34:48.920 go, your life is going to change within the next 00:34:48.920 --> 00:34:51.119 four weeks, maybe even sooner. I go, everything 00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:53.500 changes. The reason why you're sat in this van 00:34:53.500 --> 00:34:55.960 with me changes. Because you know what I mean? 00:34:56.019 --> 00:34:58.360 You're going to work for your kid, not for you, 00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:01.920 blah, blah, blah. And he's like, he's freaking 00:35:01.920 --> 00:35:03.519 out, but he's not freaking out at the same time. 00:35:03.619 --> 00:35:06.320 And when he's feeling decent and excited about 00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:08.739 it, I drop that on him. I go, everything changes. 00:35:08.900 --> 00:35:11.059 I go, you're tired now. You're coming in tired 00:35:11.059 --> 00:35:13.059 now. You wait. When you're coming in, you're 00:35:13.059 --> 00:35:17.079 covered in poo and shit like that. And yeah, 00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:19.679 I keep fucking, keep talking to him about it. 00:35:19.699 --> 00:35:25.579 And I had a dream where I was in bed and for 00:35:25.579 --> 00:35:29.880 some reason, I had a little baby, a tiny baby. 00:35:30.440 --> 00:35:33.440 And it grabbed hold of my finger with its foot 00:35:33.440 --> 00:35:36.960 like a monkey. Really weird. And proper clenched 00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:41.820 round my finger. And in that moment, I don't 00:35:41.820 --> 00:35:44.400 think I've ever loved anything anymore in my 00:35:44.400 --> 00:35:46.360 entire... I felt so warm and fuzzy. But at the 00:35:46.360 --> 00:35:48.179 same time, I was like, I'm going to murder everything 00:35:48.179 --> 00:35:51.760 for this. Everything dies except for this. And 00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:54.260 then I woke up. And I remember laying there and 00:35:54.260 --> 00:35:57.929 I was like, that was fucking weird. me and Steph 00:35:57.929 --> 00:36:00.969 haven't got intentions of having kids yet. There's 00:36:00.969 --> 00:36:03.269 no plans in place or anything like that. So I 00:36:03.269 --> 00:36:05.590 was like, that's really odd. So now I feel like 00:36:05.590 --> 00:36:07.849 a father. I've experienced it. So I don't need 00:36:07.849 --> 00:36:09.250 to bother with it. You know what I mean? You've 00:36:09.250 --> 00:36:11.949 completed it. I've done it. I don't need to worry 00:36:11.949 --> 00:36:13.690 about doing that. And I said this to Jay. I said, 00:36:13.710 --> 00:36:16.969 I've felt what you're about to feel. So it's 00:36:16.969 --> 00:36:19.730 done. Tick that off the list. We just figured 00:36:19.730 --> 00:36:21.929 while we're talking about dreams, that's the 00:36:21.929 --> 00:36:26.349 dream that I had. It was fitting. It was fitting. 00:36:26.880 --> 00:36:31.480 For a father to be here. Yeah, that's that. He 00:36:31.480 --> 00:36:36.719 was trying to, because he's trying to figure 00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:40.280 out a name for the baby. And he was trying to 00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:45.619 go with Sky because his last name's Walker. Oh, 00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:47.920 brilliant. Trying desperately for it, desperately. 00:36:48.099 --> 00:36:50.360 And his missus at first was just like, that's 00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:53.119 a really nice name. And then she tweaked. And 00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:56.199 she was like, well, hold on. He nearly had it. 00:36:56.460 --> 00:36:59.760 He nearly had it. I don't, even me, I don't think 00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:01.179 I could do that. You don't reckon you could do 00:37:01.179 --> 00:37:03.440 that, no? No, because it's just, it's too much, 00:37:03.440 --> 00:37:08.920 isn't it? It's like, come on. It's quite Skywalker. 00:37:09.980 --> 00:37:11.960 Yeah, yeah. That's quite nice. Yeah, I know it 00:37:11.960 --> 00:37:14.599 is, because it's Skywalker, isn't it? It's like 00:37:14.599 --> 00:37:16.699 having the surname Hitler and going, fuck it, 00:37:16.699 --> 00:37:20.659 Adolf. You couldn't do it, could you? You couldn't. 00:37:20.860 --> 00:37:22.559 Go fuck it, let's have a bit of fun with this. 00:37:22.579 --> 00:37:25.579 That name's died out, hasn't it? You don't hear 00:37:25.579 --> 00:37:27.840 of many little Adolphs, do you? That's probably 00:37:27.840 --> 00:37:30.840 a name I've never heard. There was a podcast 00:37:30.840 --> 00:37:32.559 I was listening to that was talking about that, 00:37:32.599 --> 00:37:34.480 and they were talking about his tash. And they 00:37:34.480 --> 00:37:37.340 were saying, like, that's ruined. He's based 00:37:37.340 --> 00:37:39.659 on Charlie Chaplin, that. That tash is gone. 00:37:40.400 --> 00:37:44.380 Yeah. No one can ever walk around with that and 00:37:44.380 --> 00:37:48.199 be taken seriously. No. Ruined. My little Adolphs. 00:37:48.739 --> 00:37:56.179 Yeah. How long we done? It's terrible, isn't 00:37:56.179 --> 00:37:57.719 it? We were literally just scrolling through 00:37:57.719 --> 00:38:03.079 the podcast, our page, before press and record. 00:38:03.440 --> 00:38:05.400 And Ash was like, look how many episodes there 00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:08.039 are. He was like, if this isn't consistent, then 00:38:08.039 --> 00:38:09.780 I don't know what is. But this is why it's consistent. 00:38:10.300 --> 00:38:12.099 It's because there's nothing to talk about. There's 00:38:12.099 --> 00:38:14.239 no substance. There's nothing to it. It's absolute 00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:17.519 wealth. We're playing D &D tomorrow. Yes! That's 00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:20.920 exciting. Because... Not only do we get to get 00:38:20.920 --> 00:38:23.980 the 30 XP, I mean, I'm probably not going to 00:38:23.980 --> 00:38:26.119 get the 30 XP because I've been really horrible 00:38:26.119 --> 00:38:29.599 to Connor since we did that session, proper digging 00:38:29.599 --> 00:38:33.000 him out. I pulled him the other day in the yard. 00:38:33.119 --> 00:38:34.460 I said, are you going to fucking give me that 00:38:34.460 --> 00:38:37.519 30 XP or what? And then I said to him, he came 00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:39.840 up to me, came up to the van, and I just looked 00:38:39.840 --> 00:38:41.400 him dead in the eye. I said, I'm changing my 00:38:41.400 --> 00:38:43.079 spells, and there's nothing you can do about 00:38:43.079 --> 00:38:45.590 it. I said, I'm going to change them all. He 00:38:45.590 --> 00:38:46.710 said, there's nothing you're going to do. He's 00:38:46.710 --> 00:38:48.070 like, you can change them all when you level 00:38:48.070 --> 00:38:50.230 up anyway. I said, even if I don't level up. 00:38:50.309 --> 00:38:52.289 I said, I'm fucking... I had to flick through 00:38:52.289 --> 00:38:53.869 my character sheet. Do you know how much useless 00:38:53.869 --> 00:38:57.269 shit I've got? Loads, yeah. Me and Daryl were 00:38:57.269 --> 00:39:00.010 at Stratford and we had loads of time to kill. 00:39:00.110 --> 00:39:01.769 So I was just scrolling through my character 00:39:01.769 --> 00:39:06.150 page. There is so much... Mending. Yeah. That's 00:39:06.150 --> 00:39:08.269 going in the bin. That's a healing one though. 00:39:08.349 --> 00:39:10.650 No. You want to know what mending does? Heals. 00:39:10.769 --> 00:39:14.099 I'll tell you what mending does. We've been through 00:39:14.099 --> 00:39:18.239 one hell of a battle. Yeah. Obviously, you're 00:39:18.239 --> 00:39:21.179 at the back, right? Firing spells left, right 00:39:21.179 --> 00:39:22.940 and centre. You've killed countless mobs. Ice 00:39:22.940 --> 00:39:25.139 knife. We've all gone mental. Ice knife. But 00:39:25.139 --> 00:39:28.320 what's happened is a stray arrow has hit you 00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:30.980 in the shoulder. It's hit you in the shoulder. 00:39:31.079 --> 00:39:33.719 It's gone through the shoulder straight out the 00:39:33.719 --> 00:39:37.119 other side. Entry and exit wound, right? So, 00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:42.219 you're fine. It's taken off five health. That's 00:39:42.219 --> 00:39:44.699 close. It's a bit of a chunk, but you're right. 00:39:45.239 --> 00:39:49.000 Now, I come up to you and I go, we can fix this. 00:39:49.280 --> 00:39:52.559 I cast Mending. Thank you. It's a touching ability, 00:39:52.659 --> 00:39:55.139 so I can't do it from range. And I've touched 00:39:55.139 --> 00:39:58.360 the affected area. Thank you. Mending, right? 00:39:58.500 --> 00:40:01.500 You feel absolutely no different. No different. 00:40:01.739 --> 00:40:06.000 I know why. But the hole in your shirt, that's 00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:10.639 fixed. Oh. What? That's fixed. Are you sure? 00:40:11.119 --> 00:40:13.780 I've sorted out your shirt for you, mate. I thought... 00:40:13.780 --> 00:40:15.559 No, no, no, no. You can think what you want, 00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:17.519 but I've sorted out the hole in your shirt. I 00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:20.219 thought mending gives you temporary hip points. 00:40:20.260 --> 00:40:23.019 Nah, nah. The hole in your chest, I can't sort 00:40:23.019 --> 00:40:26.739 that. But the hole in your shirt, no sewing kit 00:40:26.739 --> 00:40:30.059 needed. I've casted mending on that. So that's 00:40:30.059 --> 00:40:33.619 good. I'm glad that I've got that ability. Well... 00:40:33.849 --> 00:40:37.369 I got Toll of the Dead. I got three cantrips 00:40:37.369 --> 00:40:40.030 that all do the same fucking damage. So two of 00:40:40.030 --> 00:40:41.809 them are fucking off and being replaced with 00:40:41.809 --> 00:40:43.610 something else. I don't need them. I only ever 00:40:43.610 --> 00:40:45.190 use Toll of the Dead to do damage. Well, here's 00:40:45.190 --> 00:40:48.090 a time when mending would be good. Go on. I fucking 00:40:48.090 --> 00:40:51.289 got a little bit of poison on a blade and I stabbed 00:40:51.289 --> 00:40:54.769 this fucking orc up. And then it's like, oh, 00:40:54.909 --> 00:40:58.210 that hurts and I poison. And then you sew his 00:40:58.210 --> 00:41:00.489 shirt up and then the poison's just there. He 00:41:00.489 --> 00:41:02.840 can't get rid of it. He's already been poisoned. 00:41:03.079 --> 00:41:04.960 Yeah, I know. But he can't get the poison off 00:41:04.960 --> 00:41:07.199 him. The liquid's just on him. Yeah. And you've 00:41:07.199 --> 00:41:09.059 done the... Just take the shirt off. Yeah, but 00:41:09.059 --> 00:41:11.519 no, no, no. Because you've sealed it tight to 00:41:11.519 --> 00:41:15.360 him. No, right. No, it doesn't change the form 00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:17.539 of the clothing. There must be something more 00:41:17.539 --> 00:41:20.440 to it. No, it's bollocks. You don't believe me. 00:41:20.519 --> 00:41:23.420 I've got it right here. You hold up. Because 00:41:23.420 --> 00:41:26.000 it's the most pointless bullshit I've ever seen. 00:41:26.079 --> 00:41:29.559 And that is... I think that's where you realise 00:41:29.559 --> 00:41:32.409 that we've become... a little bit more qualified 00:41:32.409 --> 00:41:35.610 in the act of D &D because I've gone from making 00:41:35.610 --> 00:41:37.150 a character and just picking whatever sounds 00:41:37.150 --> 00:41:42.510 cool to picking abilities that actually are cool, 00:41:42.690 --> 00:41:45.469 like worth having. Like I said to Daryl, you 00:41:45.469 --> 00:41:47.989 could get an ability where it's like, I'd say 00:41:47.989 --> 00:41:53.590 like Goliath Slayer and it'll do like 1d4 damage 00:41:53.590 --> 00:41:56.809 or you can get an ability that just says damage 00:41:56.809 --> 00:42:02.019 and it'll be two d6s plus or whatever and do 00:42:02.019 --> 00:42:04.340 one damage and then alicia will fire at someone 00:42:04.340 --> 00:42:08.300 with a crossbow and do 46 damage yeah i feel 00:42:08.300 --> 00:42:12.760 like i feel like her character is like well op 00:42:12.760 --> 00:42:18.260 because there's no way we're that bad no i think 00:42:18.260 --> 00:42:21.659 there is no because it's when it's just a crossbow 00:42:21.659 --> 00:42:24.119 and you're just firing there shouldn't be that 00:42:24.119 --> 00:42:27.760 much deviation in damage just very quickly Yes. 00:42:28.159 --> 00:42:31.000 Cast at will. Yep. This spell repairs a single 00:42:31.000 --> 00:42:36.539 break or tear in an object. So, sorry, I'm wrong. 00:42:36.679 --> 00:42:40.699 I've touched your shirt and I've managed to sort 00:42:40.699 --> 00:42:43.280 the hole out on the front of it, not the back. 00:42:43.460 --> 00:42:48.280 Right. Right. But you're not looking D &D enough 00:42:48.280 --> 00:42:51.239 into this. Such as a broken chain link, two halves 00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:55.380 of a broken key, a torn cloak, or a leaking wineskin. 00:42:56.090 --> 00:42:58.750 As long as the break or tear is no larger than 00:42:58.750 --> 00:43:01.610 one foot in any dimension, you mend it, leaving 00:43:01.610 --> 00:43:04.409 no trace of the former damage. This spell can 00:43:04.409 --> 00:43:06.989 physically repair a magic item, but it can't 00:43:06.989 --> 00:43:10.670 restore magic to an object. It's very niche. 00:43:10.869 --> 00:43:15.590 Yes, but I feel like we're all not, but I've 00:43:15.590 --> 00:43:18.010 listened to enough D &D to know there's times 00:43:18.010 --> 00:43:20.630 when this sort of shit happens and you need it. 00:43:21.119 --> 00:43:23.719 like a map that you needed gets torn and you're 00:43:23.719 --> 00:43:25.440 like fuck and then you're like oh i've got that 00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:27.079 fucking thing and then you're like boom and it's 00:43:27.079 --> 00:43:30.320 an epic moment shit like that happens sacred 00:43:30.320 --> 00:43:33.159 flames being fucked off i don't need that because 00:43:33.159 --> 00:43:36.159 i got i got total dead and i got holy word sacred 00:43:36.159 --> 00:43:39.159 flame does not need to be there might keep fucking 00:43:39.159 --> 00:43:41.159 holy word because it's got plus six on the hit 00:43:41.159 --> 00:43:45.400 so that would help but yeah there's there's there's 00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:49.480 fluff in there that we don't need um light Again, 00:43:49.539 --> 00:43:52.079 niche. We've all got fucking darkvision. You 00:43:52.079 --> 00:43:54.019 touch one large or smaller object that isn't 00:43:54.019 --> 00:43:55.940 being worn or carried by someone else. Until 00:43:55.940 --> 00:43:57.920 the spell ends, the object sheds bright light. 00:44:00.099 --> 00:44:03.079 Covering the object with something opaque blocks 00:44:03.079 --> 00:44:05.559 the light. The spell ends if you cast it again. 00:44:05.920 --> 00:44:09.840 But it has to be something that isn't being carried 00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:16.460 or worn by someone else. Niche. So unless I want 00:44:16.460 --> 00:44:19.940 to fucking... Light up my mace. We don't need 00:44:19.940 --> 00:44:22.260 it. We've got dark visions. Exactly. So fuck 00:44:22.260 --> 00:44:24.519 that off. Mending can fuck off and all. It's 00:44:24.519 --> 00:44:28.039 going. Speaking of all this shit. Go on. Bowler's 00:44:28.039 --> 00:44:31.960 Gate had its final patch. Yeah, Steph said they're 00:44:31.960 --> 00:44:36.039 all good to go. Photo mode is fucking unbelievable. 00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:41.639 They've added cross play, cross save, fucking 00:44:41.639 --> 00:44:45.599 all the jing, jang, jongs. Eight new subclasses. 00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:47.960 And would you believe it? if when I was having 00:44:47.960 --> 00:44:51.260 a little peruse through what's been added subclass 00:44:51.260 --> 00:44:55.099 -wise, if I didn't see me old baby Toll of the 00:44:55.099 --> 00:44:58.360 Dead being added. And I was like, I fucking know 00:44:58.360 --> 00:45:00.900 that spell. And I just thought it was really 00:45:00.900 --> 00:45:03.699 cool that that is now in the game. Because it's 00:45:03.699 --> 00:45:06.599 a fan favourite, apparently. So yeah, I'm already 00:45:06.599 --> 00:45:10.239 through, you know, a quarter of the way through 00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:13.340 Solax's adventure, so I guess I'll have to do 00:45:13.340 --> 00:45:17.190 another one at some point. Woe is me. Well, where's 00:45:17.190 --> 00:45:19.409 you? I definitely will be buying it on the computer. 00:45:19.650 --> 00:45:22.469 You reckon, yeah? 100%. When, like, them big 00:45:22.469 --> 00:45:25.110 mods come out that I can't play on PlayStation, 00:45:25.429 --> 00:45:28.269 like the proper... Because I found out that the 00:45:28.269 --> 00:45:32.030 mods that are... Because I'm following... I'm 00:45:32.030 --> 00:45:34.449 in a Discord group with people that are making 00:45:34.449 --> 00:45:38.730 an expansion called Road to Menza Baranzen, which 00:45:38.730 --> 00:45:42.070 is where the drow come from, or the big capital 00:45:42.070 --> 00:45:44.389 drow city in the Underdark, which is where I 00:45:44.389 --> 00:45:49.840 come from. Solax and all Drow because they live 00:45:49.840 --> 00:45:52.760 underground they're making that as an expansion 00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:56.460 but them sort of mods the expansion mods they 00:45:56.460 --> 00:46:00.159 will be coming on Nexus and not the in -game 00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:05.559 mod thing so I have no choice but to try and 00:46:05.559 --> 00:46:07.500 learn how to mod when that sort of stuff happens 00:46:07.500 --> 00:46:12.659 yeah that's fun yeah that's fine I mean it'll 00:46:12.659 --> 00:46:15.710 be a slow laborious process but my commitment 00:46:15.710 --> 00:46:18.909 to boulder's gate is unwavering unfaltering and 00:46:18.909 --> 00:46:22.210 never ending and undying just before we wrap 00:46:22.210 --> 00:46:26.530 this episode up so we quickly um play devil's 00:46:26.530 --> 00:46:28.570 advocate and search up the collector's edition 00:46:28.570 --> 00:46:31.789 on ebay what's the point and see if you think 00:46:31.789 --> 00:46:33.929 i haven't looked today have you looked today 00:46:33.929 --> 00:46:35.869 i look every fucking day the cheapest one is 00:46:35.869 --> 00:46:38.230 like 890 quid you actually look today i look 00:46:38.230 --> 00:46:40.530 every single day i told you this do you not believe 00:46:40.530 --> 00:46:43.360 me you think i make this up Every single day 00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:46.119 I look. When you woke up in the morning and you 00:46:46.119 --> 00:46:47.920 picked your phone up and you went straight to 00:46:47.920 --> 00:46:49.940 Instagram or Twitter or whatever it is you go 00:46:49.940 --> 00:46:53.980 to, I go straight to eBay. See if I can catch 00:46:53.980 --> 00:46:56.920 an early bird. They're so expensive. It's ridiculous. 00:46:57.099 --> 00:46:59.760 You can get the deluxe edition for 150 quid. 00:46:59.820 --> 00:47:01.659 I know. I could have bought that when it came 00:47:01.659 --> 00:47:04.059 out, but I don't want that. I want the... You 00:47:04.059 --> 00:47:06.940 can get the box for 135 quid. I know. No game, 00:47:07.019 --> 00:47:09.099 no extras. I know. I've read that one, mate. 00:47:10.999 --> 00:47:13.360 Yeah, no games, no extras. Yeah, I know, bro. 00:47:13.480 --> 00:47:16.320 I'm telling you, I've seen it all. Why are so 00:47:16.320 --> 00:47:18.920 many people selling deluxe editions? Because 00:47:18.920 --> 00:47:20.539 they try and trick you into thinking that you're 00:47:20.539 --> 00:47:23.659 buying a collector's edition. Yeah. Oh, God, 00:47:23.719 --> 00:47:27.599 yeah. Deluxe physical collector's edition. Yeah, 00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:30.079 it's hard going. Yeah, it's tough, isn't it? 00:47:30.079 --> 00:47:32.579 Yeah. And I had it. And you did. You had it in 00:47:32.579 --> 00:47:35.539 the palm of your hand. I had it bagged. And you 00:47:35.539 --> 00:47:38.980 squandered it. Well, I'll take some of the blame. 00:47:39.019 --> 00:47:41.900 So there we go. All right. Over to the Patreon 00:47:41.900 --> 00:47:44.079 we go. Yeah. See you later, everyone. Ooroo. 00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:44.719 Ooroo.