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Oh, that's... What's that? The fucking... What's

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the... Fuck! Yeah, that's it. Nailed it. Brooklyn

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Nine -Nine. That's the fucking... You know that?

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Have you ever seen that? No. No, alright. Other

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people listening would have... That was the theme

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tune to that. Morning, afternoon, evening. Good

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night. It's happening, everyone. All good. See

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you later. I'm sick of it. I didn't get that

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much time last week to play Death Stranding.

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I played a bit yesterday because I can't go two

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weeks on the bounce with nothing. That game can

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fucking die. I'm sick of it. I'm absolutely sick

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of it. That I wanted to belt the controller through

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the fucking telly. I was fuming, you know. I

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was fuming. Is it not just a case of that, because

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my initial reaction was, because I saw you come

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online after I just spoke to you, and I presumed,

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he thought, fuck, let's get some Death Stranding,

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even if it's just 10 minutes, just to get something

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in. You've put it on, you're not in the right

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mindset, you're rushing, you've done something,

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and you're just going, fuck this, because you're

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not ready. No, it's bullshit. It's just straight

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bullshit. I was killing BTs. is what i was doing

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frying my grenades at them which i just find

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the concept of it so weird the fact that the

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grenade uses your blood as as a way to be able

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to to kill the bts and you need blood bags started

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off terribly um because for whatever reason i'd

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somehow unequipped one of the blood bags and

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it just dropped on the floor but it wasn't allowing

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me to pick the bag back up i don't know what

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the fuck was going on i weren't over overweight

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or anything um so it just it just and that was

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really pissing me off because i had loads of

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blood bags i didn't need this but the fact that

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i dropped it and then wouldn't let me pick it

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up it was just in my pocket and it's now not

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in my pocket so how are you going to tell me

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that i can't put that in my pocket because it

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was just there so i was already annoyed um and

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i was fucking dashing these nades at bts fucking

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popping them all off suddenly i've gone from

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where you sneak around in the timefall trying

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to avoid these things and you're scared to i

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can fucking have them now um i know that they

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can still fuck me up um but i was like i'm a

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little bit less scared now now rather than trying

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to avoid the bb um signaling where they are i'm

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using it as a fucking nav to get to them just

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let me get let me get there um and yeah so i

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was killing a couple of them feeling confident

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uh and then i threw a grenade at one that was

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a little bit close Ultimately, it's the BB's

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fault because it was closer than I thought it

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was. And then they disappear and then they come

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back and they're just dangling there with their

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little umbilical cord things. And it was right

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in front of me. So I belted a grenade at it,

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blew it up, but I'd aggroed it before I'd killed

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it. So in doing so, the fucking dark... puddle

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of shit popped up around me and then the hands

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popped up around me but what i had done in the

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in the time in between is i had i had rode up

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to it yeah got off the bike because i had the

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bike with me because i was traveling to a different

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place threw a grenade at it jumped back on the

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bike yeah and then the black stuff come up right

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it turns out that when you're on the bike and

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those hands are grabbing hold of you you can't

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kick them off Can you? Can't remember. Can't

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kick them off. And you can't get off the bike.

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So what happened? I got dragged off the bike

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and I had maybe like 60 foot worth of cargo hanging

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off of my back. I looked like an Eiffel Tower.

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It was fucking ridiculous. And it just all blew

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up. Brilliant. It all fucking went sky high,

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hit the ground, took, I'm going to assume it

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took, so it was already taking damage from the

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timefall. It had then taken damage from the height

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that it had fallen through its own fucking beating,

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right? And then it just popped up. Destroyed.

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Destroyed. Destroyed. Destroyed. Destroyed. PlayStation

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off. I was fuming. I was so annoyed. So I managed

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to get back on the bike, ride off, and then obviously

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it disappeared. And I spun round, come back,

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all of it's just done. It was all toast. And

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I didn't even say it. I just went, bloop, off.

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I've had enough. No chance. So I need to go back

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to it with a fresher mind because I did that

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quite late in the evening. So I was already,

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I was in sleep mode. I was like, I can't be asked

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for any bullshit. And I was just angry. I was

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really angry. And then I cheered myself up because

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I flicked through the PlayStation store and was

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trying to find some stuff to play. Maybe a new

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game to pick up. And there wasn't really anything

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that was standing out to me. But I really, really

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wanted to test the internet. Because I haven't

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actually downloaded anything since we got the

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Wi -Fi sorted. So Red Dead 2 went on the download.

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And that's 110 gigabytes worth of data. 20 minutes.

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Nice. 20 minutes. That's nice. I was like, that

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is mental. I went and cooked dinner and then

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halfway through got a notification, it's ready

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to play. I didn't play it because I had dinner

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and then went to bed. But yeah, that cheered

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me up a tiny bit. Yeah. Are you going to play

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Red Dead then? Yeah, I think I want to experience

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it because it's that same shit as God of War.

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where every person that i know has played it

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and i haven't have said how incredible it is

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i'd imagine it's the same way that i talk to

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people about the last of us that have never played

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it i go you have to it's a it's an absolute fucking

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must if you have a playstation you need to play

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this game um and obviously red dead 2 has such

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incredible reviews um and i know you played it

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and mark more recently has finished it um and

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and you all say the same thing about just how

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good it is So I know it's a long game. But yeah,

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it's there. You know what I mean? I'm interested

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in jumping into it. Did you play Red Dead 1?

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Yeah. That's good. So I'm not shy to it. And

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I have played Red Dead 2. I've sunk in, I think

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it was like 14 hours or something, which I know

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is a drop in the ocean in terms of actual gameplay.

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But it's not like I didn't buy it, download it

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and not play it. So is that Death Stranding over?

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No. No, no, no. So you're picking up another

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project. No, no, no, no. That's exactly why I've

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just said I will float around Red Dead, but chances

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are I'm not going to touch it until I've done

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Death Stranding. I can't fucking... I can't have

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it... Old me would have uninstalled it and left

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it, but I can't do that. You know what I mean?

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It's out there in the airwaves that I've said.

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I said I'd give this a crack, and even if I'm

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just slowly chipping away, I need to get it done.

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Because I do enjoy playing it. I really do. It's

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just... how much time I spent getting that cargo.

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Because what's more annoying is that two -thirds

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of it wasn't even quest -given cargo, man. That's

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stuff that I've picked up along the way that

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I was just fucking taking to hand in because

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you get more if you go to the actual place. So

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I weren't even in the business of trying to fuck

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about. It was just my own attitude of thinking

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that I was above these beings when I weren't.

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Well, in... line with your homework in perfect

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timing while i was waiting for you sam actually

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messaged on twitter he said he's bottled grand

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blue at the first hurdle gotta at least make

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it to the first village i fucking did it was

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shit he said which i gotta say is one of the

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nicest picturesque places i've ever seen in any

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game it was very pretty but it was shit I fully

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agree with you about the cheesy go team shit,

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though. That's just JRPGs all over from what

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I've seen, and it's fucking annoying, especially

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when they talk shit through a battle. They're

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talking to progress the story whilst I'm trying

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to concentrate on whatever cunt boss I'm trying

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to beat, so I'm missing crucial dialogue. Fucking

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annoying, but I just got used to it and did the

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main story in the end. I'm getting bored of KCD

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2 now, so just rushing the main quest to complete

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it. Reckon I'm about 86%, apparently. I was going

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to say, it's so specific. Then it's a quick burst

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of Atom Fall, then Indiana Jones as they're quite

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short games compared to AC Shadows, which will

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be a longer task afterwards. Atom Fall's meant

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to be quite enjoyable. I replied, perfect timing,

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my friend. Just about to start this week's episode,

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so I'll be sure to touch on this again. Getting

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bored of KCD2? You must be yanking my pizzle.

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You'll get that. Kingdom Come Deliverance saying.

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Okie dokie. I love the look of out and full,

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but I haven't heard the greatest of things. But

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indie is definitely up my street. Love, brother.

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Me! Yeah, Granblue can fucking die for all I

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care. If you're wondering what the fuck we're

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talking about, basically one of our patrons recommended

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a game, Granblue Fantasy Relink. to us a while

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ago and I ended up buying it and playing it and

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didn't enjoy it I tried to enjoy it really really

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hard and I thought I was but it's just so fucking

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cringy and the voice acting and it was just very

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very annoying hack and slash type game and I

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just couldn't I couldn't power through it so

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I failed in my promise of completing that for

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Sam and then a couple of weeks ago we were talking

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about it again and Ash had never played it and

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I bought the physical copy of it so I was like

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fuck it you play it then because Ash was like

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I'll complete it and I was like no there's no

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chance I said I know you you won't be able to

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get through the fucking cringiness of it and

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yeah sure enough this is where we are now because

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you just can't it's so fucking I think it's more

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than that I think I'm coming to terms with the

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fact that I don't like I don't like games where

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I have to concentrate on more than one person.

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Yeah, yeah, because you can swap around quite

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a bit. Yeah, and you have to worry about what

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they're doing and when their abilities are available

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and stuff. And, all right, you can argue, oh,

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but... boulders gate free is your favorite game

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of all time but that's that even that annoys

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me somewhat because i like i've got my main geyser

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and then you have to level up them as well yeah

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but that's also fucking um you can have that

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auto level like so i kind of just let the game

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decide what route they should be taking and it's

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also not dynamic you're fucking yeah it's turn

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-based so you've got all the time in the world

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to think about that yeah and it's not like it's

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not like i find it difficult it just There's

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too much going on I have to think about. And

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when I have to think about too much stuff, it

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just annoys me. I'd rather just focus on the

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one geezer and he can just do his thing. If they're

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doing shit on their own, that's fine. But if

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I have to think about what they're doing or when

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the fucking synergy attack is lined up and stuff,

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I'm just like, nah. Nah, I'll just concentrate

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on me boy Jeff. Thank you. I am pretty annoyed,

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actually. I was saving this because you'll probably

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find it quite amusing. in fact it's really it's

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really really made me mad I already know I'm

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gonna love it then I didn't fucking love it so

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obviously I've been after a hot toy for a long

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time I've never pulled the trigger I don't really

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know why I had the money for it and I've just

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I don't know I don't know what stopped me because

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I wanted I wanted Darth Vader with his like battle

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damaged helmet and stuff But I never did it.

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So let me just get it up for you guys. The old

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little hot toys. You haven't spoken about hot

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toys for a while, man. Yeah, well, we're about

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to. We're about to find out what. We're fucking

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about to. Don't you worry, son. So. We've got

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Facebook. I can't get all the pictures up for

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some fucking strange reason, but nevertheless,

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here's the picture of the latest Anakin. Very

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cool. He's got his red or yellow sci -fi, his

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red lightsaber, and obviously his cool poses.

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Nice. It's just amazing. It's very nice. And

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it's just... Everything I ever wanted, I would...

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I enjoy that. I would buy that. Yeah. So where

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have we gone wrong? Where we've gone wrong is,

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where's the Star Wars celebration? It's in Japan,

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isn't it? Guess what's exclusive to the Star

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Wars celebration? Yeah? Guess what's exclusive

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to our Star Wars celebration? The fucking R2

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-D2 Funko Pop and Jar Jar Binks. Thanks very

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fucking much. Yeah. Thanks very much. Yeah. So

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now if I want that, I'm sure I'll be able to

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get it off a retailer because I asked AI Companion

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thing where I can get them. Yeah, check on retailers.

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It might be a bit more pricey though. Yeah, so

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you will be able to get it. What? I doubt it.

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Not for the money I'm going to have to pay for

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that. No chance. That's going to be a collectible.

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It's just infuriating. An exclusive Vader looking

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like that. It's infuriating me because that's

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pretty much all I've wanted for an Anakin. I

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want Vader, but he's not. At that point, he is

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Anakin, but he's also Vader. He's transitioning

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towards Vader. He's now known as Vader. The Emperor

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has called him Vader. He says, rise, Vader. You

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are Vader. He's arguably in his coolest fucking

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phase. Yeah, and that's how he would be if he

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didn't get battered up by Obi -Wan. That is the

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Sith that would have ruled the galaxy. So all

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you really have to do is go to Japan. Yeah, basically.

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Which is nice. It's funny that, because I seem

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to remember... when we did the star wars celebration

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before yeah i said if you can just like up all

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your money and donations so we can go to japan

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and yeah yeah and we could do that i've checked

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the patreon and it never happened never seemed

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to materialize yeah i know thanks for that it's

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a bit annoying isn't it thanks for that all that

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free viewing and listening you get so does that

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mean that if you were because obviously the star

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wars celebration we went to the the very very

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sought after jar jar binks oh mate stop it and

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it's infuriating man honestly because obviously

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you could get them online as well they did a

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drop online so would it be the same case with

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that I don't think so but will you have to pay

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import duties because would it be coming from

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Japan of course especially in the way it all

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is now with all the taxes and Trump's pulling

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all these tariffs on people and imports and exports

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and Yeah, but that won't affect you from Japan

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to England. Yeah, but then China are changing

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their imports and export prices and stuff. So

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is that just going to be a case across the board?

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I don't know. And then it adds to the fact that

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we're not in Europe anymore. So now anything

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that comes to this country has cost a lot more

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money than it used to. It's just fucking... And

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it's pathetic because it's over a toy. I'm getting

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this at our rate. But the fact of the matter

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is... It's like the pinnacle of collectible for

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me. Just having the pinnacle I already own. Granted,

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I've got the Anakin signed Vader. I've got that.

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Oh yeah, forget that we got you that. I'll never

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forget that. That was a decent one, wasn't it?

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Yeah, yeah. He was like, you'll never win it

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for that. You underestimate my power. Yeah, I

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don't know how that was so... I won it for like

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150 quid or something. Yeah, it was mega, wasn't

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it? I remember putting the fucking bid in and

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I was like, oh my God. It's done it. It's actually

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fucking won it. And then I said to Gemma, I've

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won it. She said, how much was it? I said, you

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don't want to know. Yeah, you don't. Don't tell

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me. All you need to know is that it's way less

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than what it should have been. When I told her

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the price, she didn't feel that way, funnily

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enough. She got 150 quid on that. On a bit of

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plastic. Are you mental? You won't understand.

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But yeah, I understand why it's exclusive, but

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it done half -hurt me. considering what the London

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or European English version was. It's a very

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cool exclusive. It ain't just like some random

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character. That's the penultimate. That's some

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really cool shit. Jar Jar Binks and R2 -D2. People

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queueing around the block for that. Imagine what

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this is going to be like. Try jumping the queue.

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It's in a bigger venue and all. Try jumping the

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queue and a woman got all aggy. Whilst I don't

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agree with jumping the queue, I don't like her

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attitude to it because it wouldn't have affected

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her. It would have made no difference to her

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whatsoever because she was only a couple of spots

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behind us. So she would have got in regardless.

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She was in front of us. We was behind her. Oh,

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yeah. She turned around giving it all to Barry

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Wiggum. The whole saga was weird because you

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go, this is a fake queue. It wasn't a queue.

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Yeah, what you are queuing in is not a queue.

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There is no queues here. This is the official

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queue. There were signs everywhere saying, no

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queuing. Yeah. Until we tell you where to queue.

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So it's like, well, we'll just stand here then.

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Because, you know, there's no queue in, and this

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isn't a queue. It's like, no, you're bending

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the rules, sir. Get out the queue. Yeah. But

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there is no queue, sir. Yeah, they weren't having

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it. Dragged me out like a dog. Like a dog. We

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never got your Jar Jar Binks. So, yeah, I'm pretty

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devastated about that. I mean, I'll get over

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it, I'm sure, but not for years. Yeah. Do you

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want me to cheer you up? Please, please do. How

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excited are you to spend even more money on the

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new Last of Us edition that includes the Last

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of Us 1 and the Last of Us Part 2 for PS5? A

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brand new bundle that costs more money. Do you

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like that? I see you saying that to me earlier.

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I was a bit busy so I didn't really pay too much

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attention. Are you happy for that? I'm not ever

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buying Last of Us 1 or 2 again. Well, I think

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you should for the seventh time. I think that

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would be quite nice. Because what have you got

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now? You've got Last of Us Part 1, remastered

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version as well. You've then got Last of Us Part

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2, the remastered version of that as well. You've

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now got a bundle, the Last of Us Part 1 and the

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Last of Us Part 2. There's more already. You've

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got the DLCs thrown in that. You've already missed

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one because I had the Last of Us 1 and I had

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the Last of Us 1 remastered. But then they'd

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done a whole new Last of Us one, didn't they?

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Oh, yeah. With the PS5 shit in. Yeah. They've

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incorporated some of it. Yeah, I forgot what

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it was called. Let me see if I can actually Google

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the Last of Us bundle. Season two comes out Sunday,

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by the way, which is going to be very, very cool.

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Yeah, so you've got part two remastered, part

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one. Part one deluxe edition you got all those

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other editions remasters remasters the complete

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bundle for ps5 So you get Announced the last

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was complete a bundle containing both the last

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was part one and part two Remastered for ps5

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is available now digitally digitally for $99

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.99 and will launch in a physical collector's

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edition exclusively via PlayStation Direct on

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July 10th for $109 .99. The physical collector's

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edition includes a steelbook case. That's good

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for your digital games. Oh, sorry, with physical

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discs, so ignore me, of The Last of Us Part 1

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and Part 2. Remastered. The Left Behind prequel

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chapter. That's on part one. The Last of Us American

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Dreams comics one to four with new cover art

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and set of four lithographic art prints and a

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thank you letter from Neil Druckmann. Those Steelbook

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cases do look quite cool. They've got Abby and

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Ellie on the front of them. It's the comics that

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would be quite nice, but you can just buy the

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comics on their own. But they do comics. Instead

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of all this fucking resource going into this

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bollocks, make a third one, man. Most people

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that would have played The Last of Us would have

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already played The Last of Us. So who are you

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appealing to here? You're appealing to mega fans

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and new players, right? This is exactly why they've

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done a collector's edition. The new players,

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though. They must be few and far between. Because

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if you own a PlayStation, for example, Last of

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Us is one of the heaviest hitters. You got it

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for free. The heaviest hitters. If you had a

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PS5, you got The Last of Us for free anyway.

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It was one of the fucking games on that list

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that you could play. So I don't know. I don't

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understand where... Where... I don't really get

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it they must be doing something right because

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they must be selling this shit otherwise people

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they wouldn't make it 100 % because people will

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look at that and they will see they will see

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collector's edition and will buy it but have

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my ears perked up when you said collector's edition

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for $109 or whatever you say I thought so did

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mine what's in that then oh just fucking a steelbook

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case and some ultimately if you're talking for

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both of the games are incredible So in terms

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of value for money, if you haven't played the

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games before, then it is fucking real decent.

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That's real decent fucking value. But it's it.

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Stop it. Just stop fucking. Stop. Leave it. Don't

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do a Skyrim with it. You don't need to do that.

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We've got the series coming out again. That starts

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up on Sunday. There's all sorts of other shit.

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Do I think that you should make a Last of Us

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Part 3? No. I'll tell you what I would really

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like to see from Naughty Dog in terms of The

00:22:12.339 --> 00:22:13.980
Last of Us, if you're not going to let it go,

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is the fucking grounded mode. You know what I'm

00:22:18.299 --> 00:22:21.180
about? Yeah, like the challenging thing. Yeah,

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where you could get resources. The PvP. Oh, give

00:22:23.779 --> 00:22:26.220
me back that PvP. Bring back the fucking PvP.

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That was so good. Make that a standalone if you

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really wanted to. But they was. They cancelled

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it. Which is bollocks. They cancelled The Last

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of Us multiplayer, didn't they? Because that

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was good, man. I liked it. It was enjoyable.

00:22:36.099 --> 00:22:38.579
No, but they was making a new... fucking stand

00:22:38.579 --> 00:22:41.579
-alone Last of Us multiplayer. It's like, you're

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not ready for this, this is going to be mental,

00:22:43.359 --> 00:22:46.420
and then bang, plug pulled. It feels like they're

00:22:46.420 --> 00:22:49.240
just trying to funnel money for their new IP.

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Quick, what have we got in the coffers that we

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can fucking scrounge up to get a couple more

00:22:53.940 --> 00:22:57.099
quid in whilst we focus on our new IP, which

00:22:57.099 --> 00:22:58.740
I can't remember what it was called, the fucking

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galactic... Galactic space pirate. Whatever it

00:23:02.140 --> 00:23:06.799
was fucking called. So yeah, it's just... Ultimately,

00:23:06.819 --> 00:23:10.920
it's not harming anyone, but it is a bit annoying

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because it's just a lot of fucking... You know

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what I mean? It's just pointless. It's very pointless.

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I don't understand. Come out with some new shit

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for fun. I don't know who it's for and that upsets

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me. You what? I don't know who the game's for

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and it upsets me that you're wasting resources,

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in my opinion, when you're such a fantastic developer

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with fantastic games and fantastic ideas. They're

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wasted on remaking the same shit constantly in

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a cycle over and over and over again when you

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could have had a new game out by now, a smaller

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project of some high quality, but instead we're

00:23:48.069 --> 00:23:50.130
just recycling the last of us one and two over

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and over and over again. These games need to

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be remade in 15, 20 years, not fucking now. Do

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you know what I mean? Yeah, I agree. You've got

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games that are getting remastered that came out

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when I was like eight. Understandable, right?

00:24:02.269 --> 00:24:04.480
Because it's 30 -odd years ago. These games came

00:24:04.480 --> 00:24:07.160
out like five years ago. Pack it in. Collector's

00:24:07.160 --> 00:24:10.299
Edition, let's say, I could excuse it, but the

00:24:10.299 --> 00:24:13.940
Last of Us Part II remaster is something that

00:24:13.940 --> 00:24:17.019
I will never understand in my life. A couple

00:24:17.019 --> 00:24:19.779
of years between release and then remastering,

00:24:19.779 --> 00:24:21.660
I was like, who the fuck has asked for that?

00:24:21.740 --> 00:24:24.160
It didn't even need remastering. The funny thing

00:24:24.160 --> 00:24:26.059
is, right, if it's only been a couple of years

00:24:26.059 --> 00:24:29.920
since Last of Us 2, then... They must have started

00:24:29.920 --> 00:24:32.559
working on the remaster pretty soon. Pretty fucking

00:24:32.559 --> 00:24:35.299
quick after that, yeah. A year in and go, right,

00:24:35.359 --> 00:24:37.519
let's remaster this. What? What do you mean?

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What the fuck? We don't need to do that. Oh,

00:24:41.140 --> 00:24:43.119
shit, man. I remember when it came out. I was

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on night shift. I was at a... Well, I know where

00:24:46.140 --> 00:24:49.700
I was. And, yeah, I was well excited to get home.

00:24:49.779 --> 00:24:52.099
But that must have been more than... Longer ago

00:24:52.099 --> 00:24:54.619
than we think because I was still at that other

00:24:54.619 --> 00:24:57.599
company then. 2020 is when part two come out.

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Let me have a look at when the... And look how

00:25:02.799 --> 00:25:05.480
fantastic the base version, even on the PS4,

00:25:05.579 --> 00:25:08.420
still looks. Because I played that on PS4 and

00:25:08.420 --> 00:25:11.359
it was beautiful and run fine and smooth and

00:25:11.359 --> 00:25:13.740
lovely. I've never played it on PS5, nor do I

00:25:13.740 --> 00:25:18.940
need to. Jesus, Louisa, stop it. When was it?

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2024? Was when the remaster come out, I think?

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Was around then? Which... Four years. It doesn't

00:25:29.579 --> 00:25:32.740
need it. Cash grab. And that's all I'll say on

00:25:32.740 --> 00:25:36.960
it. Anything else? No. Any fucking thing else?

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No, I don't like it. It's annoying. It wound

00:25:40.440 --> 00:25:44.059
me up. I got me... Me and Steph got the Switch

00:25:44.059 --> 00:25:47.339
pre -order twice. Yep, yep. Twice we managed

00:25:47.339 --> 00:25:49.660
to get that pre -order. I managed to cancel it

00:25:49.660 --> 00:25:53.170
through game. Just tonight, I hate them. Didn't

00:25:53.170 --> 00:25:56.049
fancy being a little scalper? No, not at all.

00:25:56.069 --> 00:25:57.910
I'm not interested in doing that shit. What's

00:25:57.910 --> 00:26:01.069
the point for a sake of 100 quid? I'm not interested

00:26:01.069 --> 00:26:04.509
in that. Obviously pre -ordered it through game

00:26:04.509 --> 00:26:08.329
because I thought that the pre -order was released

00:26:08.329 --> 00:26:11.289
on the 8th, but it wasn't. It was the 7th. So

00:26:11.289 --> 00:26:13.049
me and Steph were sitting down eating dinner

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and I see an article pop up where to get the

00:26:16.029 --> 00:26:18.980
pre -orders. It was a... To be fair, it was a

00:26:18.980 --> 00:26:20.920
cool article because it listed all the places

00:26:20.920 --> 00:26:22.720
where you could get them and then had next to

00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:24.759
it whether they were out of stock or not. And

00:26:24.759 --> 00:26:25.839
I said to Steph, I was like, they're fucking

00:26:25.839 --> 00:26:27.140
releasing already. I thought it was tomorrow.

00:26:27.420 --> 00:26:29.099
So I clicked through all the links because you

00:26:29.099 --> 00:26:31.700
never know. And sure enough, yeah, they're all

00:26:31.700 --> 00:26:34.019
out of stock. Like Argos, fucking, Very, whatever.

00:26:34.859 --> 00:26:37.039
And then Game was at the bottom. And it said

00:26:37.039 --> 00:26:41.059
pre -orders not released, accessories available.

00:26:42.039 --> 00:26:45.680
So I clicked on it and then it was there. So

00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:48.180
I was like, oh, fucking hell. Okay. i'll pre

00:26:48.180 --> 00:26:51.880
-order that then game did what game never do

00:26:51.880 --> 00:26:55.720
which i didn't like is they took the money straight

00:26:55.720 --> 00:26:57.480
away they don't normally do that they normally

00:26:57.480 --> 00:27:00.700
wait until fucking closer to release so i was

00:27:00.700 --> 00:27:03.079
like right well that's 400 quid gone and then

00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:05.400
they charged me a tenner for delivery so i was

00:27:05.400 --> 00:27:07.799
like you're taking the piss but so what okay

00:27:07.799 --> 00:27:10.880
um so yeah happy that we've got the pre -order

00:27:10.880 --> 00:27:12.640
and then obviously you messaged and then said

00:27:12.640 --> 00:27:15.019
amazon have gone live with their pre -orders

00:27:16.000 --> 00:27:18.099
If I were you, I'd go for Amazon and I fucking

00:27:18.099 --> 00:27:20.119
agreed and so did Steph because Amazon is just

00:27:20.119 --> 00:27:21.900
easier to deal with. Plus, Amazon don't take

00:27:21.900 --> 00:27:26.299
the fucking money straight away. So, pre -ordered

00:27:26.299 --> 00:27:30.299
it with Amazon. And then, yeah, trying to fucking

00:27:30.299 --> 00:27:34.720
cancel it with game is a joke, man. It's an absolute

00:27:34.720 --> 00:27:36.700
joke. If you want to cancel it, you have to email

00:27:36.700 --> 00:27:39.220
them specifically stating that you want to cancel

00:27:39.220 --> 00:27:42.319
it. And you also have to provide all the details

00:27:42.319 --> 00:27:46.220
under the sun. So, I did that. I get no response.

00:27:46.460 --> 00:27:49.819
Third day in, no response. So today, I had to

00:27:49.819 --> 00:27:52.400
go into their little chat thing and actually

00:27:52.400 --> 00:27:54.640
speak to someone, which is done by a fucking

00:27:54.640 --> 00:27:56.859
different company as well. It's not actually

00:27:56.859 --> 00:27:59.000
done through game. It's not integrated into them.

00:27:59.039 --> 00:28:03.000
They use some fucking, some different separate

00:28:03.000 --> 00:28:06.339
application thing and spoke to someone and they

00:28:06.339 --> 00:28:08.059
cancelled it off and I've had the email, blah,

00:28:08.140 --> 00:28:10.900
blah, blah. But even then, it's weird because

00:28:10.900 --> 00:28:13.539
the fucking... The geezer that I spoke to said,

00:28:13.680 --> 00:28:16.039
yeah, you'll see a refund within like two to

00:28:16.039 --> 00:28:19.079
five working business days. And then the email

00:28:19.079 --> 00:28:21.319
I got confirming that I'd cancelled the pre -order

00:28:21.319 --> 00:28:27.200
said that you won't have been charged. I was

00:28:27.200 --> 00:28:28.900
like, well, someone's fucking taken 400 quid

00:28:28.900 --> 00:28:32.339
out of my account. They didn't just... So yeah,

00:28:32.380 --> 00:28:34.259
I just don't like them. I mean, I've said it

00:28:34.259 --> 00:28:36.240
before on the pod. I don't like what games turn

00:28:36.240 --> 00:28:38.119
into. I don't think they're trustworthy anymore.

00:28:38.460 --> 00:28:39.920
No, I don't think they ever have. When it comes

00:28:39.920 --> 00:28:42.019
to pre -orders, they're pretty unreliable. All

00:28:42.019 --> 00:28:43.799
I've ever seen is horror stories from games,

00:28:43.819 --> 00:28:47.240
so I'd rather not. Last resort, I'd go again,

00:28:47.420 --> 00:28:49.819
but, meh. So, yeah, we got that on pre -order.

00:28:50.980 --> 00:28:53.240
Yeah, that's good. I'm happy for you. I like

00:28:53.240 --> 00:28:56.019
the way that Curry's did it, or PC World, or

00:28:56.019 --> 00:28:57.619
whatever the fuck they're called now. Why, what

00:28:57.619 --> 00:28:59.579
did they do? You could only pre -order if you

00:28:59.579 --> 00:29:02.359
went in store. So. Oh, we've actually went in

00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:04.240
there physically. No bots. Yeah, yeah. Licking

00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:06.400
all the switches. Yeah. I don't know if that's

00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:07.980
the reason they did it, but I clicked on it because

00:29:07.980 --> 00:29:09.660
I wasn't on pre -order one, but I just wanted

00:29:09.660 --> 00:29:12.039
to see, you know, what the stock was like. I

00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:15.319
don't know why because I'm weird. And yeah, I

00:29:15.319 --> 00:29:16.980
just looked and it said, oh, pre -order only

00:29:16.980 --> 00:29:19.140
in store. I was like, that's good because that

00:29:19.140 --> 00:29:21.140
means people ain't getting fucked by computers.

00:29:21.400 --> 00:29:22.880
Yeah, if you really want it, then fucking get

00:29:22.880 --> 00:29:24.660
your ass out and go get it. Then when I did send

00:29:24.660 --> 00:29:27.779
you the Amazon link, God almighty, did I sit

00:29:27.779 --> 00:29:30.299
on that buy button. So I was just, I don't even

00:29:30.299 --> 00:29:33.160
want it, but I want it. Do you know what I mean?

00:29:33.359 --> 00:29:35.380
Don't take the money until June. It's not even

00:29:35.380 --> 00:29:38.680
that. I just wanted it because it's new and shiny.

00:29:38.759 --> 00:29:40.799
New shiny thing. And it's that FOMO. I was like,

00:29:40.880 --> 00:29:42.839
I want to be there day one, Mario Kart, bosh,

00:29:42.839 --> 00:29:46.140
bosh, bosh. But then I'm like, bro, if I don't

00:29:46.140 --> 00:29:48.740
play my Steam Deck. Yeah. It literally would

00:29:48.740 --> 00:29:50.319
be that again. It'd be in the box with that.

00:29:50.400 --> 00:29:53.160
I might as well wait till there's some games

00:29:53.160 --> 00:29:54.980
out that I really want, like new Pokemon or something.

00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:57.819
Yeah. And then the Switch 2 fucking OLED comes

00:29:57.819 --> 00:29:59.980
out. Yeah, because Night Rain ain't even out

00:29:59.980 --> 00:30:03.660
until 2026. Yeah, exactly. And don't get me wrong,

00:30:03.740 --> 00:30:05.380
I think the Switch 2, I listened to your pod

00:30:05.380 --> 00:30:07.240
the other day. I didn't finish it, but I listened

00:30:07.240 --> 00:30:10.079
to 99 % of it. I was disappointed there was no

00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:11.640
Death Stranding that pissed me off. Oh, yeah,

00:30:11.700 --> 00:30:13.519
well, got distracted. Don't give me that look.

00:30:14.529 --> 00:30:18.710
I didn't want to pull any punches. Steph said

00:30:18.710 --> 00:30:21.730
that the Nintendo 64's coming and the Nintendo

00:30:21.730 --> 00:30:24.250
64 controller. That was all wrong. She got mixed

00:30:24.250 --> 00:30:25.730
up with that because that's already out. What

00:30:25.730 --> 00:30:27.849
she meant was the GameCube, I believe. Because

00:30:27.849 --> 00:30:30.650
there's GameCube games coming out and GameCube

00:30:30.650 --> 00:30:33.990
controller. No, 64 was already out, bruv. 64's

00:30:33.990 --> 00:30:36.130
already been out. Wasn't it me that read it all

00:30:36.130 --> 00:30:38.480
out? I thought I read out the... I don't know

00:30:38.480 --> 00:30:40.099
why I'm looking like I had the article up. I

00:30:40.099 --> 00:30:42.160
was reading everything off an article, I swear.

00:30:42.339 --> 00:30:44.680
You can already play N64 games on the Nintendo

00:30:44.680 --> 00:30:46.539
Switch One. It's the GameCube. Yeah, but they

00:30:46.539 --> 00:30:49.259
will bring in more of them. Okay, maybe. But

00:30:49.259 --> 00:30:51.039
the control that they're releasing is definitely

00:30:51.039 --> 00:30:53.519
GameCube. Because the N64... I don't know fucking

00:30:53.519 --> 00:30:56.140
the difference. Maybe we're both right. Maybe

00:30:56.140 --> 00:30:59.599
they're doing both. But nevertheless, I'm very

00:30:59.599 --> 00:31:01.500
happy for Steph because I know how much she loves

00:31:01.500 --> 00:31:04.660
the Nintendo Switch. Anything I could do to assist

00:31:04.660 --> 00:31:08.940
in the purchase of the Switch was great satisfaction

00:31:08.940 --> 00:31:12.319
to myself, although I nearly bought one. I didn't,

00:31:12.319 --> 00:31:14.980
and now I went back on there, like, you know,

00:31:15.000 --> 00:31:16.400
the next morning or something, and they'd gone,

00:31:16.480 --> 00:31:18.579
and I was like, oh, for fuck's sake. But then

00:31:18.579 --> 00:31:20.799
also I was like, oh, well. Devil's fucking little

00:31:20.799 --> 00:31:22.200
advocate. I'm going to have a quick look and

00:31:22.200 --> 00:31:24.630
see over there. see if they're there nah they're

00:31:24.630 --> 00:31:26.769
gone mate they're gone so you ain't getting one

00:31:26.769 --> 00:31:28.470
of them again until fucking they are you don't

00:31:28.470 --> 00:31:31.630
reckon no another batch or I mean bruv it's like

00:31:31.630 --> 00:31:34.029
two months till release if that oh yeah currently

00:31:34.029 --> 00:31:36.890
unavailable what one do you get do you get the

00:31:36.890 --> 00:31:38.450
normal one or the Mario Kart Mario Kart one man

00:31:38.450 --> 00:31:43.049
for an 80 quid game yeah I'll pay the 30 quid

00:31:43.049 --> 00:31:45.890
thanks why the fuck not I think it's really cool.

00:31:46.289 --> 00:31:48.650
I've watched a lot of people because a lot of

00:31:48.650 --> 00:31:50.230
people have played it over the last weekend.

00:31:50.829 --> 00:31:53.309
I don't know if you've watched anything. A lot

00:31:53.309 --> 00:31:54.710
of people have actually had hands -on with it

00:31:54.710 --> 00:31:56.470
and played games and stuff. I've seen a couple

00:31:56.470 --> 00:31:59.690
of little bits, but nothing crazy. You know Skill

00:31:59.690 --> 00:32:02.390
Up, didn't you? Yes. Yes, yes, yes. He's like...

00:32:03.099 --> 00:32:05.839
They offered to pay his travel from Australia.

00:32:06.019 --> 00:32:08.380
He said, no, I'll pay it for myself because I

00:32:08.380 --> 00:32:10.099
like unbiased opinions. I don't want people to

00:32:10.099 --> 00:32:12.140
think. I just think he's a great guy. Nevertheless,

00:32:12.519 --> 00:32:15.900
he went and he's saying, feels good, man. Donkey

00:32:15.900 --> 00:32:20.519
Kong feels great. He'd love to see the destruction

00:32:20.519 --> 00:32:23.559
of the worlds that they've got in more Nintendo

00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:26.200
games and stuff because it's great. Back in the

00:32:26.200 --> 00:32:28.259
day, Battlefield and Red Faction and stuff used

00:32:28.259 --> 00:32:32.000
to do all that. But he said that the, you know,

00:32:32.000 --> 00:32:35.640
the little fucking training game thing that they're

00:32:35.640 --> 00:32:37.720
trying to charge for, he was like, they are fucking

00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:40.380
batshit crazy. If they think people are buying

00:32:40.380 --> 00:32:43.279
that, they are mental. And people will buy it,

00:32:43.279 --> 00:32:44.740
but there'll only be a select few that will buy

00:32:44.740 --> 00:32:45.900
it and then everyone else will just look at the

00:32:45.900 --> 00:32:49.819
reviews. I feel like that is... Genuinely, I

00:32:49.819 --> 00:32:52.880
think that's pathetic to charge for a tutorial,

00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:57.420
for not even a game. It is a... Fun tutorial

00:32:57.420 --> 00:33:02.960
to show you how the device works. To charge for

00:33:02.960 --> 00:33:07.359
that, I find so crazy. Why would you want to

00:33:07.359 --> 00:33:11.559
put how you get the most out of your console

00:33:11.559 --> 00:33:15.740
behind a paywall? You don't need the money. You've

00:33:15.740 --> 00:33:18.039
just released a brand new console that people

00:33:18.039 --> 00:33:19.920
are going to lap up. You don't need the money.

00:33:20.099 --> 00:33:22.680
The worst thing is that they didn't release the

00:33:22.680 --> 00:33:24.980
price of it either. No, no. You must know how

00:33:24.980 --> 00:33:26.859
much that's going to cost. So the fact that you

00:33:26.859 --> 00:33:28.559
haven't told us how much that's going to cost

00:33:28.559 --> 00:33:30.259
tells me it's going to be more than what you

00:33:30.259 --> 00:33:32.339
fucking think people will be happy with. I think

00:33:32.339 --> 00:33:35.339
Skill Up said $10, but I'm not sure. Which is

00:33:35.339 --> 00:33:37.099
still bollocks. I'm not paying for it at all.

00:33:37.380 --> 00:33:40.079
You're 100 % right. You've got Astro Bot on PlayStation

00:33:40.079 --> 00:33:42.720
5, which is a fully -fledged game in its own

00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:46.099
right. It obviously spawned its own series. But

00:33:46.099 --> 00:33:50.240
prior to that, we've got the children of PlayStation

00:33:50.240 --> 00:33:52.900
4 in their bedroom now. So my old PS4 is back.

00:33:53.599 --> 00:33:55.740
And whilst I was sorting that out for them this

00:33:55.740 --> 00:33:59.299
week, I was like deleting stuff and going through

00:33:59.299 --> 00:34:01.380
it all. Guess what's on there? Fucking Astro's

00:34:01.380 --> 00:34:03.980
Playroom. Yeah. It's the same shit, bruvs. It's

00:34:03.980 --> 00:34:06.259
a training thing to learn, a fun little game

00:34:06.259 --> 00:34:10.400
to learn. In what universe do you think anyone's

00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:13.039
going to want to pay to learn about the game?

00:34:13.139 --> 00:34:16.199
Unless the game is a game in itself. which it

00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:17.920
doesn't fucking look like. It just looks like

00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:19.420
you're bowling around going, what's this do?

00:34:19.659 --> 00:34:23.239
This is the fan system. Fucking give a shit,

00:34:23.280 --> 00:34:27.059
bro. I'll Google it. Yeah, I'll Google a playthrough.

00:34:27.719 --> 00:34:30.079
Thank you very much. I like the dock. I like

00:34:30.079 --> 00:34:32.039
the way it's shaped. I like the fact that it's

00:34:32.039 --> 00:34:35.059
got fans in it, which is really cool. So when

00:34:35.059 --> 00:34:37.159
it's docked, there's fans blowing up to keep

00:34:37.159 --> 00:34:44.139
it cool. As SkillUp said, it's not OLED, but...

00:34:44.460 --> 00:34:46.980
Fuck me, does it look good? Like, you wouldn't

00:34:46.980 --> 00:34:49.000
look at it and go, oh, this isn't... Oh, it's

00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:52.219
4K. Exactly. They've jumped straight from whatever

00:34:52.219 --> 00:34:56.460
it was, 1660 to 4K, which is just a massive jump

00:34:56.460 --> 00:35:00.599
in itself. 120 frames, 60 is standard. They reckon

00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:02.300
it's going to be... And people are grumbling.

00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:05.880
They're saying it's as powerful as a PS4, which

00:35:05.880 --> 00:35:09.579
I think... It's right and wrong to be upset.

00:35:09.579 --> 00:35:12.699
I think... You want more, but then you can't

00:35:12.699 --> 00:35:15.440
take your PlayStation 5 and just sit on the toilet

00:35:15.440 --> 00:35:17.519
playing it in handheld mode. If you could, the

00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:19.360
PlayStation 5 wouldn't be as powerful as it is,

00:35:19.380 --> 00:35:21.659
right? I imagine. Yeah, the only device that

00:35:21.659 --> 00:35:23.820
lets you do that is a streaming service, which

00:35:23.820 --> 00:35:26.199
is the Portal. Exactly, which hasn't got the

00:35:26.199 --> 00:35:30.239
native capabilities. But for me, Steam Deck's

00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:33.820
king. And until Nintendo Switch comes out with

00:35:33.820 --> 00:35:36.340
something that I have to buy it for, i .e. a

00:35:36.340 --> 00:35:39.429
new Zelda. or Pokemon or something that I really

00:35:39.429 --> 00:35:42.190
want to play at that moment, I'll just sit off.

00:35:42.429 --> 00:35:45.090
Well, Night Rain. Yeah, I mean, yeah and no,

00:35:45.130 --> 00:35:47.269
man. That's multiplayer, bruv, so I'm just like...

00:35:47.269 --> 00:35:48.789
Depends how good it is, though. Yeah, but then

00:35:48.789 --> 00:35:50.949
it's not called Night Rain anyway. It's called

00:35:50.949 --> 00:35:53.130
Duskbloods, but we'll ignore that. Night Rain

00:35:53.130 --> 00:35:54.309
is the one that's coming out on PlayStation,

00:35:54.550 --> 00:35:57.070
bruv. Oh, yeah, Night Rain's the fucking multiplayer

00:35:57.070 --> 00:36:01.489
one. Yeah, and it's the Duskbloods. Yeah, the

00:36:01.489 --> 00:36:03.590
Duskbloods is also a multiplayer game. Is it?

00:36:03.610 --> 00:36:07.780
Yeah, it is. Yeah. Great and also sad. I feel

00:36:07.780 --> 00:36:11.219
very irked that it's only coming out on Switch.

00:36:11.260 --> 00:36:12.679
I don't think it is. I feel like it's going to

00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:14.760
come out on everything else after. Probably.

00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:17.880
But then when I thought about feeling irked,

00:36:17.900 --> 00:36:20.739
I stopped feeling so irked because then I remembered

00:36:20.739 --> 00:36:23.000
that Bloodborne was only on PlayStation. And

00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:24.840
I was like, okay, I understand now. Yeah, there's

00:36:24.840 --> 00:36:26.860
a lot of shit that released that didn't make

00:36:26.860 --> 00:36:30.579
it onto Switch anyway. So fucking let them have

00:36:30.579 --> 00:36:33.440
it. I think it's quite cool. generates a bit

00:36:33.440 --> 00:36:38.119
more buzz it's it's the like i've said before

00:36:38.119 --> 00:36:44.619
where nintendo's trying to get into the the greater

00:36:44.619 --> 00:36:47.400
console world in terms of being able to play

00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:50.199
a bit of everything which i don't think it's

00:36:50.199 --> 00:36:52.480
ever going to master in comparison with the likes

00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:55.539
of playstation because they're already so cemented

00:36:55.539 --> 00:37:00.159
in that um but i feel like having things like

00:37:00.159 --> 00:37:03.610
the duskbloods being an exclusive to Switch and

00:37:03.610 --> 00:37:07.050
then it actually being able to play well because

00:37:07.050 --> 00:37:10.289
the hardware is a lot better is a sign that that's

00:37:10.289 --> 00:37:13.070
what they're leaning into because like we've

00:37:13.070 --> 00:37:17.369
said before for me when it comes to the handheld

00:37:17.369 --> 00:37:20.030
console war I don't really care because I don't

00:37:20.030 --> 00:37:24.679
play them but the steam deck is obviously allows

00:37:24.679 --> 00:37:28.960
you to play many more games but it has a shit

00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:33.199
ton of flaws alongside it so if you have something

00:37:33.199 --> 00:37:36.079
more streamlined like the switches that's giving

00:37:36.079 --> 00:37:38.619
you another avenue to play games that aren't

00:37:38.619 --> 00:37:42.820
necessarily nintendo then fucking go for it fantastic

00:37:43.929 --> 00:37:46.570
Because then you're allowing people to have another

00:37:46.570 --> 00:37:50.710
option rather than a PC. Because there's a lot

00:37:50.710 --> 00:37:52.170
of people, wherever you put a Steam Deck in their

00:37:52.170 --> 00:37:56.730
hands, they're not going to like it. I feel like

00:37:56.730 --> 00:37:59.989
with the Steam Deck, if you know a little bit

00:37:59.989 --> 00:38:02.309
about PCs but not a lot, you're going to fuck

00:38:02.309 --> 00:38:05.110
that thing up. Because the shit that you can

00:38:05.110 --> 00:38:08.250
do with that in terms of customisability in the

00:38:08.250 --> 00:38:11.630
PC settings itself is mental. And I just feel

00:38:11.630 --> 00:38:15.570
like that's so easy to mess up. So with the Switch,

00:38:15.670 --> 00:38:17.230
obviously, you won't have anything like that.

00:38:17.429 --> 00:38:19.349
So it's a step in the right direction, and I

00:38:19.349 --> 00:38:21.289
think it's very fucking exciting. Obviously,

00:38:22.329 --> 00:38:25.530
I'm not, but if you were an avid Switch player

00:38:25.530 --> 00:38:28.190
as your main console, it's got to be mega fucking

00:38:28.190 --> 00:38:31.489
exciting to finally get a Switch 2 on the horizon.

00:38:32.230 --> 00:38:36.349
A couple of months. I found out there was a Stardew

00:38:36.349 --> 00:38:39.489
Valley mod that someone had made. It's all Baldur's

00:38:39.489 --> 00:38:41.849
Gate characters. Made a little Baldur's Gate

00:38:41.849 --> 00:38:43.889
village and all the storylines and stuff like

00:38:43.889 --> 00:38:47.030
that. And I love Stardew Valley, man. I put like

00:38:47.030 --> 00:38:49.150
40 hours into it on the Steam Deck. As soon as

00:38:49.150 --> 00:38:51.230
I got it, that's just all I played really. Probably

00:38:51.230 --> 00:38:55.389
a little fun, cosy, relaxing game. Not really

00:38:55.389 --> 00:38:57.650
my thing, so I don't know why it drew me in like

00:38:57.650 --> 00:39:02.110
it did, but it did. And I thought, well, I'd

00:39:02.110 --> 00:39:04.389
like to play that, but I need to mod that, right?

00:39:04.469 --> 00:39:07.679
So I googled how to mod it on Steam Deck. And

00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:10.300
all at once, it's super simple, man. Super simple.

00:39:10.639 --> 00:39:12.519
So I watched the YouTube video and straight away

00:39:12.519 --> 00:39:14.139
I've looked how long the video is and it's like

00:39:14.139 --> 00:39:16.000
eight minutes or so. And I was like, well, that's

00:39:16.000 --> 00:39:18.099
eight minutes of everything I'm not going to

00:39:18.099 --> 00:39:20.139
understand straight away. So I sat there and

00:39:20.139 --> 00:39:22.760
watched it. There's nothing simple about that

00:39:22.760 --> 00:39:25.800
shit, bruv. There is not. Even if I follow that

00:39:25.800 --> 00:39:28.960
step by fucking step, I'm going to fuck it up.

00:39:29.380 --> 00:39:31.679
And then what? If I put something in the wrong

00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:34.420
folder, right? And this is my problem. If I put

00:39:34.420 --> 00:39:35.980
something in the wrong folder or I click the

00:39:35.980 --> 00:39:39.699
wrong thing, I'm not smart enough to then, when

00:39:39.699 --> 00:39:41.820
it doesn't work or something doesn't work, to

00:39:41.820 --> 00:39:46.619
know what's wrong. And I can't ask anyone what

00:39:46.619 --> 00:39:49.239
I've done. So I'm just like, well, I just won't

00:39:49.239 --> 00:39:52.480
then. I did it. I followed a guide for an emulator

00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:58.199
and no chance. I followed it point for point.

00:39:58.380 --> 00:40:00.480
And it's like, you want to do this and then this

00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:02.440
appears in this folder and then move this folder

00:40:02.440 --> 00:40:05.440
to here. And then... I'm literally following

00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:07.780
it point by point. And then when it gets to the

00:40:07.780 --> 00:40:09.639
bit where it was like, now open up these folders

00:40:09.639 --> 00:40:13.059
and then find this specific folder, weren't there?

00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:16.420
It does not exist. I was like, so at what point,

00:40:16.420 --> 00:40:18.699
what have I done wrong here? I think Steam Deck

00:40:18.699 --> 00:40:21.960
for me is like, I think it's the best handheld

00:40:21.960 --> 00:40:24.539
ever, for sure, personally. I mean, obviously

00:40:24.539 --> 00:40:26.500
I can't compare it to the Switch 2 because I

00:40:26.500 --> 00:40:27.920
haven't got it and it doesn't exist at the moment.

00:40:28.019 --> 00:40:31.900
But the fact that... Like, it's my little indie

00:40:31.900 --> 00:40:34.539
machine, man. I play, like, Hades on it. I play

00:40:34.539 --> 00:40:38.280
Stardew Valley, Binding of Isaac, End of the

00:40:38.280 --> 00:40:40.960
Gungeon. You know, all my little indie roguelikes

00:40:40.960 --> 00:40:42.940
and stuff like that are perfect for that. Like,

00:40:42.960 --> 00:40:45.300
Vampire Survivors, they're just great games for

00:40:45.300 --> 00:40:46.820
it. If you want to play Cyberpunk on that, I

00:40:46.820 --> 00:40:49.219
wouldn't want to. You know, people like the Cyberpunk

00:40:49.219 --> 00:40:51.219
ones are a lot better on the Switch, too. But

00:40:51.219 --> 00:40:52.719
I wouldn't want to play on that little screen,

00:40:52.900 --> 00:40:55.840
bro. Like, I couldn't play Cyberpunk on a tiny

00:40:55.840 --> 00:40:57.179
little screen like that. I have to play that

00:40:57.179 --> 00:40:59.179
shit on the telly. So that shit don't bother

00:40:59.179 --> 00:41:01.130
me. yeah but that's where you're going to have

00:41:01.130 --> 00:41:04.349
that's where there will be because i i agree

00:41:04.349 --> 00:41:06.949
but that'll be where you will have a an upper

00:41:06.949 --> 00:41:08.630
hand there because i wouldn't play something

00:41:08.630 --> 00:41:11.369
like cyberpunk on the steam deck and very much

00:41:11.369 --> 00:41:13.389
like you most of the games that i would play

00:41:13.389 --> 00:41:15.309
on the steam deck are indie games that you can

00:41:15.309 --> 00:41:20.030
pick up and fucking let go and and are are more

00:41:20.030 --> 00:41:23.110
simple than a proper in -depth not that indie

00:41:23.110 --> 00:41:25.469
games aren't in -depth but you get what i'm fucking

00:41:25.469 --> 00:41:30.239
trying to say whereas that that feels like that's

00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:31.800
all you're ever going to use the steam deck for

00:41:31.800 --> 00:41:33.860
in its current state unless it becomes more powerful

00:41:33.860 --> 00:41:36.539
because you try and play something like cyberpunk

00:41:36.539 --> 00:41:39.119
or boulder's gate the settings that you have

00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:41.239
to change to make half of that shit playable

00:41:41.239 --> 00:41:44.119
is is astronomical and it ruins the experience

00:41:44.119 --> 00:41:49.059
whereas with something like switch to if it can

00:41:49.059 --> 00:41:52.860
maintain say cyberpunk at 60 frames per second

00:41:52.860 --> 00:41:58.019
on a 4k screen then that's that's miles fucking

00:41:58.019 --> 00:42:01.420
better and if it if the if it can hold that in

00:42:01.420 --> 00:42:04.440
handheld mode docking it is going to give you

00:42:04.440 --> 00:42:07.940
the access to to a bigger screen so it's it's

00:42:07.940 --> 00:42:10.659
the fact that you're going to be able to play

00:42:10.659 --> 00:42:13.199
games like that in the settings that you would

00:42:13.199 --> 00:42:16.139
want or that make it way more enjoyable as opposed

00:42:16.139 --> 00:42:18.219
to what you have to do with the steam deck where

00:42:18.219 --> 00:42:20.219
you're gonna which would make sense because the

00:42:20.219 --> 00:42:23.139
steam deck is obviously much older than Then

00:42:23.139 --> 00:42:25.360
Switch 2, you ask, it's two completely different

00:42:25.360 --> 00:42:30.820
consoles. So I kind of like the, not war, but

00:42:30.820 --> 00:42:34.320
the go, it's only ever going to push every handheld

00:42:34.320 --> 00:42:37.179
further and further up, much like with standard

00:42:37.179 --> 00:42:39.139
consoles. Everything's going to increase and

00:42:39.139 --> 00:42:41.320
everything's going to get better. I think that

00:42:41.320 --> 00:42:43.559
the, they're just different consoles for different

00:42:43.559 --> 00:42:47.780
people. 100%. The Steam Deck has a massive library,

00:42:48.099 --> 00:42:51.920
it has sales all the time, it has great... great

00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:55.920
great customer service you know you can buy games

00:42:55.920 --> 00:42:57.639
and if you don't like them you can refund them

00:42:57.639 --> 00:43:01.360
after before two hours like nintendo i've completely

00:43:01.360 --> 00:43:03.420
opposite you you pay you and get your fucking

00:43:03.420 --> 00:43:05.579
money back you're paying full price at everything

00:43:05.579 --> 00:43:10.280
for everything but then It's family friendly.

00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:12.860
It's user friendly. It's fun. It's cute. There's

00:43:12.860 --> 00:43:14.880
lots of pros and cons. It's got a lot of games

00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:17.139
that won't come to any other console where Steam

00:43:17.139 --> 00:43:20.159
is pretty much most things on Steam apart from

00:43:20.159 --> 00:43:23.159
very niche stuff is on everything anyway. The

00:43:23.159 --> 00:43:26.840
Switch 2 will be much more streamlined than the

00:43:26.840 --> 00:43:29.579
Steam Deck will. The Switch 2 will be much bigger

00:43:29.579 --> 00:43:31.599
than the Steam Deck. Here's an interesting statistic

00:43:31.599 --> 00:43:35.559
for you. How many Steam Decks do you think are

00:43:35.559 --> 00:43:41.059
in the world? Or units that exist sold -wise.

00:43:42.199 --> 00:43:44.920
Fucking hell. I'd probably say it's got to be

00:43:44.920 --> 00:43:47.599
in the millions in terms of how many Steam Decks

00:43:47.599 --> 00:43:50.159
are knocking around. I'm going to say in the

00:43:50.159 --> 00:43:56.400
millions. I want a number. No, actually, I'd

00:43:56.400 --> 00:44:00.579
say 2 .3 million Steam Decks have been sold,

00:44:00.719 --> 00:44:03.579
which is quite a lot. How many Nintendo Switches?

00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:06.840
It's ridiculous, isn't Nintendo Switch the most

00:44:06.840 --> 00:44:10.989
sold? Or was that PS2? Nintendo, what? Normal

00:44:10.989 --> 00:44:14.309
Nintendo Switch. All of them combined. Well,

00:44:14.349 --> 00:44:16.090
there's only one Nintendo Switch. I know, but

00:44:16.090 --> 00:44:17.829
they've got the OLED and fucking all of that,

00:44:17.849 --> 00:44:19.889
yeah. The same as Steam Deck. Well, it's going

00:44:19.889 --> 00:44:23.630
to be like in the hundreds of millions, surely.

00:44:24.190 --> 00:44:28.670
What number? Hit me. 155 million. Bro, you're

00:44:28.670 --> 00:44:32.369
fucking mad, bro. 150 million Nintendo Switches.

00:44:32.369 --> 00:44:34.760
I don't fucking know. No, that's the number.

00:44:34.920 --> 00:44:36.280
Oh, is that the number? Yeah, that's what I'm

00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:39.099
saying. You're mental. 150 Nintendo Switches.

00:44:39.099 --> 00:44:41.539
And what did you say for Steam Deck? 2 .3 million.

00:44:41.760 --> 00:44:44.219
Yeah. 3 million Steam Decks sold. I'm close.

00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:46.599
I'm close there. Very fucking close. But look

00:44:46.599 --> 00:44:50.199
at that for contrast. How mental is that? Yeah.

00:44:51.099 --> 00:44:54.199
147 million more units sold on Nintendo Switch.

00:44:54.500 --> 00:44:56.059
There's obviously... There you go. There's your

00:44:56.059 --> 00:44:58.960
market. Yeah, there's a time difference there.

00:44:59.079 --> 00:45:04.829
But also, if I... So COVID was a big one for

00:45:04.829 --> 00:45:06.969
people buying Switches. 100%. Fucking massive.

00:45:07.230 --> 00:45:09.210
People were all over it because it's cosy gaming.

00:45:09.210 --> 00:45:11.309
Steph said it last week. She said it was all

00:45:11.309 --> 00:45:15.730
about Animal Crossing. Yeah, fantastic for that.

00:45:15.809 --> 00:45:21.150
And it had a big surge of it. And 90 % of those

00:45:21.150 --> 00:45:24.010
people have left their Steam Switches in a drawer.

00:45:24.190 --> 00:45:26.869
Fair enough. Who cares? For that period, it introduced

00:45:26.869 --> 00:45:29.190
a lot of people that never gamed or weren't interested

00:45:29.190 --> 00:45:32.039
in it into that world. And that can only benefit

00:45:32.039 --> 00:45:34.980
the industry as a whole. But if I took someone

00:45:34.980 --> 00:45:39.260
who isn't a gamer and I handed them a Steam Deck

00:45:39.260 --> 00:45:41.280
and then I handed them a Nintendo Switch, I can

00:45:41.280 --> 00:45:43.860
guarantee you after a day of having both of them,

00:45:43.900 --> 00:45:45.659
they're walking away with the Switch because

00:45:45.659 --> 00:45:49.260
it is so much more easy to deal with. I give

00:45:49.260 --> 00:45:52.380
someone a Steam Deck and they accidentally put

00:45:52.380 --> 00:45:55.179
that in desktop mode, they're fucked. Because

00:45:55.179 --> 00:45:59.579
it's in the right hands. That console is fantastic,

00:45:59.800 --> 00:46:02.980
but in anyone's hands, the Switch is fantastic,

00:46:03.340 --> 00:46:07.300
which is proofs in the pudding in terms of sales.

00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:09.800
I guarantee you if they're both released at the

00:46:09.800 --> 00:46:12.119
same time, the Switch is going to outdo the Steam

00:46:12.119 --> 00:46:14.420
Deck every single time because the Steam Deck

00:46:14.420 --> 00:46:18.239
is amazing, but you need to be a little bit switched

00:46:18.239 --> 00:46:21.519
on to get something out of it. Unintended pun.

00:46:21.820 --> 00:46:26.079
Unintended, yeah. But with the Nintendo Switch...

00:46:27.690 --> 00:46:29.849
A kid can fucking play. You ain't handing your

00:46:29.849 --> 00:46:33.130
kids the Steam Deck and feeling safe about it.

00:46:33.650 --> 00:46:37.090
Whereas the Switch, with parental controls on

00:46:37.090 --> 00:46:40.260
it, 100%. That's not saying that it's a childish

00:46:40.260 --> 00:46:42.659
console, because it's not. But it does exactly

00:46:42.659 --> 00:46:44.900
what you want it to do, and that is be able for

00:46:44.900 --> 00:46:47.480
every single person within your family to be

00:46:47.480 --> 00:46:49.519
able to jump on that thing and fucking get something

00:46:49.519 --> 00:46:51.420
out of it. The Steam Deck ain't for the family.

00:46:51.820 --> 00:46:53.840
That's for the gamer. You're annoying me, bro,

00:46:53.900 --> 00:46:55.340
because now I wish I'd fucking pre -ordered it.

00:46:55.400 --> 00:46:56.960
Fuck's sake. No, because it's going to be good.

00:46:57.079 --> 00:46:58.920
The Switch 2 is going to be good. Now I want

00:46:58.920 --> 00:47:01.219
one. And then that's going to come out in...

00:47:01.219 --> 00:47:04.920
All we've ever spoken about with the Switch is

00:47:04.920 --> 00:47:08.659
how we want it to be more powerful. desperate

00:47:08.659 --> 00:47:11.019
for it and here it is you're having something

00:47:11.019 --> 00:47:13.860
where it's boasting 120 frames per second and

00:47:13.860 --> 00:47:17.119
like Steph pointed out I don't think you're going

00:47:17.119 --> 00:47:18.880
to get any sugar coating from it either because

00:47:18.880 --> 00:47:21.300
when they did that fucking announcement and then

00:47:21.300 --> 00:47:24.380
like Steph said showed you the streaming side

00:47:24.380 --> 00:47:26.699
of it where you can share screens they didn't

00:47:26.699 --> 00:47:29.900
fucking hide the fact that it was laggy and it

00:47:29.900 --> 00:47:32.960
was choppy but you're allowed but it's the fact

00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:35.900
that you can do that but Ultimately, you're never

00:47:35.900 --> 00:47:37.880
going to fucking do it. But the fact that they

00:47:37.880 --> 00:47:41.179
showed you that it wasn't looking perfect, to

00:47:41.179 --> 00:47:43.179
me, says that everything else that you saw in

00:47:43.179 --> 00:47:44.920
that showcase is exactly what you're going to

00:47:44.920 --> 00:47:47.440
get. It's very niche, but it's funny. It's proper.

00:47:48.110 --> 00:47:50.670
proper nintendo sort of shit today yeah i mean

00:47:50.670 --> 00:47:53.250
we'll never use it but imagine a scenario where

00:47:53.250 --> 00:47:55.409
you're playing steph switch or whatever and i'm

00:47:55.409 --> 00:47:57.369
playing switch at home and we're playing mario

00:47:57.369 --> 00:47:59.070
karts against each other i'm putting that shit

00:47:59.070 --> 00:48:01.309
on i'm fucking watching you you fucking idiot

00:48:01.309 --> 00:48:03.289
because it's exciting and you can you can do

00:48:03.289 --> 00:48:06.090
that on on discord like i said and your performance

00:48:06.090 --> 00:48:08.369
drops because you're asking whatever you're playing

00:48:08.369 --> 00:48:11.730
on to then stream your gameplay to someone else

00:48:11.730 --> 00:48:18.000
um so it's yeah it's It's very, very exciting.

00:48:18.300 --> 00:48:20.179
The only disappointment I had from the whole

00:48:20.179 --> 00:48:23.219
showcase was there was no Mario. I was hoping

00:48:23.219 --> 00:48:26.320
for a new Mario game or a new Mario Maker because

00:48:26.320 --> 00:48:28.579
that's like my cosy shit, man. I watch a guy

00:48:28.579 --> 00:48:31.300
called Ryo every night before bed. He just plays

00:48:31.300 --> 00:48:33.800
Mario Maker levels where, you know, really hard

00:48:33.800 --> 00:48:37.320
levels and stuff. It's really cosy to watch and

00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:40.789
I just really enjoy it. I feel like just playing

00:48:40.789 --> 00:48:42.510
a bit of Mario every now and again gives you

00:48:42.510 --> 00:48:44.610
a good uplifting feeling, you know? I'm very

00:48:44.610 --> 00:48:47.369
excited for it because it just puts a very big

00:48:47.369 --> 00:48:50.710
buzz into the gaming world. And then I feel like

00:48:50.710 --> 00:48:52.929
it's going to be a fantastic year because you'll

00:48:52.929 --> 00:48:55.550
get the Switch 2 will come out. Everyone's going

00:48:55.550 --> 00:48:58.210
to be warm and fuzzy for a good fucking good

00:48:58.210 --> 00:48:59.869
couple of months because that's out and you're

00:48:59.869 --> 00:49:01.510
going to see a shitload of videos and blah, blah,

00:49:01.530 --> 00:49:05.570
blah. And then GTA 6 is going to hit. And then

00:49:05.570 --> 00:49:08.829
that warmth goes from intense fucking burning.

00:49:10.950 --> 00:49:14.210
it's just going to be very fucking good I'm very

00:49:14.210 --> 00:49:18.090
excited the best thing for Nintendo fans as a

00:49:18.090 --> 00:49:22.190
whole is that I think Nintendo are more open

00:49:22.190 --> 00:49:24.550
now to third party studios because now you're

00:49:24.550 --> 00:49:27.150
seeing so many different games and styles coming

00:49:27.150 --> 00:49:29.590
on which I've always said is Nintendo's biggest

00:49:29.590 --> 00:49:32.269
problem is And you can dress it up how you want.

00:49:32.429 --> 00:49:36.550
It's a console for kids. It's more fucking Mario's,

00:49:36.550 --> 00:49:42.170
Yoshi's, and fucking weird little anime, Xenoblade,

00:49:42.170 --> 00:49:45.530
and just weird games where there's adult stuff

00:49:45.530 --> 00:49:47.869
on there, but few and far between. Now you're

00:49:47.869 --> 00:49:51.489
going to have the big stuff. I'm not saying that

00:49:51.489 --> 00:49:54.530
it's a console for kids, but if you were going

00:49:54.530 --> 00:49:58.269
to buy your kid a console, you had to pick one

00:49:58.269 --> 00:50:00.500
of them. You just, even as someone who knows

00:50:00.500 --> 00:50:04.079
nothing, you'd go Mario. Yeah, yeah. Pokemon.

00:50:04.519 --> 00:50:06.420
You know what I mean? Cartoons, even though they're

00:50:06.420 --> 00:50:07.900
not cartoons. Animal Crossing, all that stuff,

00:50:08.079 --> 00:50:11.119
yeah. Yeah, which is shit that you're going to

00:50:11.119 --> 00:50:13.500
enjoy as an adult. But yeah, Ratchet and Clank

00:50:13.500 --> 00:50:15.519
is for children, but it's one of my favourite

00:50:15.519 --> 00:50:18.150
games. and it's a hands down playstation is just

00:50:18.150 --> 00:50:20.070
no we just did a segment where you're complaining

00:50:20.070 --> 00:50:22.329
about a toy that you can't get hold of you know

00:50:22.329 --> 00:50:26.210
what i mean like this oh yeah like i say i think

00:50:26.210 --> 00:50:28.809
i think just the fact that they're them things

00:50:28.809 --> 00:50:30.710
are going to be available because nintendo will

00:50:30.710 --> 00:50:32.989
always been mainly known for the marios and stuff

00:50:32.989 --> 00:50:35.150
don't get me wrong and they'll always stay on

00:50:35.150 --> 00:50:37.329
nintendo but the fact now they're going to have

00:50:37.329 --> 00:50:40.170
you're not just like oh i've got to buy a playstation

00:50:40.170 --> 00:50:42.230
and a switch if i want to play mario now you

00:50:42.230 --> 00:50:45.219
hopefully you'll be able to go, I want the Switch,

00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:47.199
and I'll get all the other stuff too. Which is

00:50:47.199 --> 00:50:48.719
exactly what I feel like they're aiming for,

00:50:48.760 --> 00:50:50.320
and yeah, nail on the head with the third -party

00:50:50.320 --> 00:50:52.880
stuff. Steph said the same stuff last week in

00:50:52.880 --> 00:50:54.559
that, I can't remember the name of the company

00:50:54.559 --> 00:51:00.199
that's making the different camera thing, I can't

00:51:00.199 --> 00:51:03.119
remember the name of it, but that, it's, yeah,

00:51:03.280 --> 00:51:06.929
it's Nintendo. realizing they can make a shit

00:51:06.929 --> 00:51:09.590
ton more money with way less work just fucking

00:51:09.590 --> 00:51:12.150
let someone else access all your shit and make

00:51:12.150 --> 00:51:14.949
stuff around it because they're because that

00:51:14.949 --> 00:51:17.070
company obviously had access to the blueprints

00:51:17.070 --> 00:51:18.929
and the plans and everything for that camera

00:51:18.929 --> 00:51:22.309
in order to make the fucking the the the flowerpot

00:51:22.309 --> 00:51:25.199
thing for that camera. And it looks sick. Yeah,

00:51:25.219 --> 00:51:27.039
I heard Steph talk about that. Have you seen

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it? No. It looks fucking cool, man. It sounded

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really cool. It's the piranha plant from Harry.

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Yeah, really cool bit of kit. Really fucking

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cool. Because the base camera looks shit. It

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looks wank, doesn't it? It looks really... And

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I'm sure in some home decor, that futuristic

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shit will look cool. But it looks wank. So the

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fact that there's a fucking... You, me, Steph,

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we're having a piranha plant if we had the choice.

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100%. 100%. So, yeah. Patreon time. Yeah, baby.

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Dot com forward slash. What's the button? Yeah.

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See you later.