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When's the last time that you was on an episode?

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Oh, God. Before we moved and moved, moved. Yeah,

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before we moved and moved again. How fantastic.

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I feel like this couldn't have come at a more

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perfect time in that you are the in -house Nintendo

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expert. And then with Nintendo Direct having

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just been done with a plethora of information,

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I feel like it's going to be a good... conversation

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because we haven't spoken about it i feel like

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specifically for the reasons of us doing this

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episode yeah because i know that obviously you

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what you watched the direct while i was going

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to sleep and then i watched it the following

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day um and then yeah like purposely didn't ask

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you questions and shit because i was like we'll

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wait we'll wait and see yeah so this episode

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will probably be primarily nintendo because there's

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just some exciting shit that's come out. I feel

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like having spent months, what would you say,

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out of a month, maybe like once or twice, we're

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talking about where Switch 2 was and then how

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it'll just be fucking announced out of the blue

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and then boom, there you go. And met with good

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and bad. I think people are pissed off at the

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price. Yeah. I'm definitely annoyed about the

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price of the games. I feel like that's crazy.

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I saw a, it was the, you know, the trailer was

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like showing the original Joy -Cons morphing

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into the new ones and then like the port being

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created on the top. It just said, me when I saw

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the price of the Switch 2 and they played it

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in reverse. So they just like shrunk back down.

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Ports disappeared. Kickstand went back to how

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it was. You just think, yeah, because it is that

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like, It was kind of a similar conversation to

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the OLED, wasn't it? When is it worth paying

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that money for the upgrade? And I know people

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do it with phones, don't they? Like when you

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actually see how, so say something like you and

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I, both our phones are at least four or five

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years old. So for us, it would be worth, you

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would have a notable upgrade. But say you had

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the iPhone from last September. before or rather

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september 24 yeah the 15 pro going to the 16

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yeah yeah you know it's less of a worthy upgrade

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sort of thing yeah so where i look at mine it's

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it's the is it the s25 is out now or whatever

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whatever iteration is out now like all of reddit

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says just get the one before if you're not looking

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for the price tag because it's more or less the

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same fucking thing yeah um and obviously i mean

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there is a There is a lot of differences, a lot

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of quality of life improvements. And it is like...

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For the Switch too. Yeah. I feel like they have

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done well. Yeah, I feel like the... Because obviously

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not owning a Switch, but having played on one

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a few times and then obviously your... I'd say

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like your main console is a Switch. Probably

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now, yeah. You do pick up on the things that

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should be changed. watching the direct a lot

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of quality of life improvements that are genuine

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quality of life improvements starting the fucking

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the joy cons being magnetic yeah rather than

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rather than being a latch system which makes

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so much more sense because i know that that latch

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would wear out and they would sometimes they

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wouldn't click in properly or they would jiggle

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around quite a bit so i saw because there was

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a leak a couple of oh probably maybe even months

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ago actually and about how oh by the way the

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joy cons aren't going to slide in they're going

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to click in and this and people going oh fucking

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that's stupid like didn't like it but what they've

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done is and again sort of in tandem you know

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how when you're playing on the side and the little

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shoulder buttons were quite little yeah they

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made them bigger they've made them out of steel

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and that's what but it's electromagnetic so you

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break the circuit with the trigger yeah Which

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is very clever, and like you say, a hell of a

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lot more durable. Myself, I had to, within however

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long, it was certainly within warranty, because

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Nintendo repaired it for free, send off my left

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Joy -Con to have the latch repaired. I remember

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when you had to do that. Yeah, and you could

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see it. It was almost like when you chip a tooth,

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and it's just like a little flake, and that was

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all it was, and it meant that, obviously, you

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couldn't actually play it in handheld, because

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it would slip. The console just slipped out,

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because you're holding the piece that goes up.

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So, yeah, huge, huge design flaw. I know a lot

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of people modded it with metal ones. Easily done,

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but obviously, you know, you shouldn't have to,

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exactly. So, yeah, I mean, I'm liking it. It's

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odd, isn't it? It's because it's so, for me,

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I'm actually most hung up on the colour. I think

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that the colour is shit. And I think that it's

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quite boring. And I think as well, like you're

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bringing out exclusive and stuff and you're known

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for, I mean, I know they're not doing it with

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every single console they've had, but a lot of

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them. And I just feel like it's either I've now,

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it's terrible. And this is just personally, but

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I'm sure there are people that agree with me.

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I want it. So then it's like, well, okay, so

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do I buy it then? Buy it when it comes out. But

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I just, I don't like it. And knowing that. More

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than likely, within months, there's going to

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be different colourways. I'm going to like more

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or whatever. But then is it a way for them to,

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they can then go, oh, this special edition, oh,

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it's 450. I wouldn't be surprised if you get

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a special edition or a coloured version release

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maybe on the same as release. No, I don't know

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that about that. Because the original launch

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of the Switch, it had the grey and it had neon

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red and blue. They were announced together. I

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don't get why you wouldn't do the neon red and

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blue again, though. I don't understand because

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you, I get it. It's a very like iconic colorway,

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isn't it? Yeah. I kind of get it where like,

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let's say shoes, for example, in, in sort of

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like, so like white shoes are predominantly the,

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the less purchased shoe. If you're going to pick

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white or black, you normally go for black because

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it looks less. So normally if there's a discounted

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shoe, it's going to be white because they've

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sold less of them. Whereas I feel like with a

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console, especially switch to you could throw

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out any fucking color you wanted it's going to

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get bought especially because it's brand new

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so if you if you say say you had a million switch

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twos for release five five five hundred million

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of them were the color that they are and then

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the other ones were completely fucking random

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neon pink blue whatever they're all going to

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be bought every single one yeah because it's

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such a new thing that i wouldn't give a fuck

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about the color i know there would be people

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that give a fuck but it's like well you want

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the switch too this is the only color you can

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get yeah suck it well and exactly and that's

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the thing like i'm the i mean i can't remember

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if i said it before i know obviously um i've

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said about how like when amazon didn't deliver

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it on march 3rd raging three o 'clock march 4th

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is when i got my but um and um but yeah so And

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I had the opportunity to get a grey one beforehand

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because I was like off my head and Lou and I

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drove to Toys R Us, God rest her, in like hours

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away. Toys R Us, not Lou. God rest Toys R Us.

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Oh, sorry. That's what I said. Toys R Us, God

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rest her. Oh, sorry. With Lou and you said God

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rest her. Lou's absolutely fine. Toys R Us, no

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longer with us. And we drove and then they were

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like... Was Toys R Us no longer with us? No,

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they went down a couple of years ago. yeah fallen

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soldier um mainly because they were charging

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for their main competitor argosy toys and westcliff

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along with grouts um and you've lost my train

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of thought but yeah and so they said because

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they said they had a neon red and blue because

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what we were going to do was if i could get it

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then i could have it and i'd just either return

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or sell the one that which wasn't there yet.

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And we rocked up to this Toys R Us and she said,

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oh, I'm really sorry, the stock must be wrong.

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It's grey. And I was like, no, thank you. No,

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thank you. I kind of like came to my senses and

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I was like, no, I really want, I've not waited

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all this time to then just get a grey one because

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I can't wait however long this is going to take.

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Excruciating, but I made that decision. And then

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we had a McDonald's and we went home. And yeah,

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I feel like at the same time, you know, on the

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subject of the colours and stuff like that, Horry,

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obviously, are partnered with nintendo and they

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obviously all like third -party stuff but they're

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very like highly compatible more so than your

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you know the other ones that you might get yeah

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and so you can kind of it's like sort of safe

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and knowledge that they're going to come out

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with some cool shit and then obviously well you

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already saw the the camera the camera and that

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is why why they didn't do something like that

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mental anyway is what we're talking about here

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is um In the direct, they came out with the fact

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that there's going to be a web chat element of

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it. You can be playing the same game, you can

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be playing different games. And they released

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alongside it a Nintendo Switch 2 camera. There'll

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be an overlay in the game where you can see each

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other. Yeah, and it's just this bog -standard

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little black thing on a stick. But two things.

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One, they've said that any USB -C camera is compatible.

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Which is nice to know, so you don't have to buy

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a new one if you've already got one. Which is

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nice, because they could have very easily gone,

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no, you need to buy this one and that's it. But

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also, Horry have announced a one that looks like

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the flower teeth thing from Mario. Which is what's

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crazy, because you think, right, so they must

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have had talks and everything long before any

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announcement dates or anything like that, because

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they haven't just designed that instantly. No,

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but what I think... potentially makes sense in

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this instance so what and it's like so it looks

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like that you can close it when you don't want

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to like close its mouth it does look very clever

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it's worth buying the camera just so you can

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have that as an ornament exactly so but then

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what you also have is so for you and i and you

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know whoever think like feels like we do sick

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that's great there are also people that would

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go i'm not fucking having that in my lounge for

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the same reason that to me like i just said i

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i would no more have bought a switch with grey

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Joy -Cons than poke myself in the eye. I wanted

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the neon red and blue because I thought that

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was sick. I thought that was great. But the grey

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also sold. You know, a lot of people wanted the

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grey. And that's because they, you know, for

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whatever reason, they didn't want this colourful

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thing. They wanted that. So it is kind of appealing

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to everyone. Maybe it's a safer bet for Nintendo

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to allow Hori to do that sort of stuff. Well,

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and make more money. Yeah. I suppose, because...

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You know, I mean, like... Why are we going to

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go through the effort of manufacturing this when

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a third party that we trust can just do it and

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take the fucking fall with it and let someone

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else do it? I mean, shit, to the untrained eye,

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Hori's packaging, you'd think it was Nintendo

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anyway. Like, it's fully branded, completely.

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But the only thing that they did do, when I got

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the... I got a Zelda Pro Controller and it doesn't

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have, like, rumble. It doesn't have amiibo functionality,

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I don't believe. so it's like but at the same

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time you're getting that for 20 quid 35 quid

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less whatever how much it's 25 quid sorry um

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it is much cheaper i think the pro controller

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was maybe like 50 60 quid this is going off my

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memory i haven't bought one obviously since it

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came out um and yeah their ones are all definitely

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cheaper and like you can get ones with a d -pad

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instead of a stick um which is nice but then

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again a lot of them it has to be it's only in

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handheld mode which yeah because obviously again

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to make it cheaper they're making it yeah but

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i'm interested i'm already excited to see what

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all the shit that they come out with for the

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switch to because i feel like they're coming

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out with a camera thing so that fucking quick

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and there's bound to be some cool shit because

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you've also got what else was thrown into it

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the the new kickstand that's on it which is very

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very good an actual kickstand can go all the

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way back because obviously they semi -improved

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it on the OLED they made it all the way width

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but not to the extent of the Switch 2 and I think

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having a port on top is just because that was

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how it should fucking be yeah much similar to

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like how when they got rid of the headphone jack

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on the iPhone you think okay but I want to listen

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the people that at that time still had wired

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headphones okay but they just come out with the

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fucking USB -C convert like the fucking lightning

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charge of conversion thing yeah and then yet

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like it's one of those ones that's like oh when

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it first comes out and then we all just get used

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to it i mean it's like that kind of thing isn't

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it i wouldn't be surprised if um i'd be interested

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to see the battery life on on this uh purely

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because it's bigger screen better hardware it's

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running games a lot better um i think it's up

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to 120 frames yeah in some instances um The actual

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cartridges are quicker. Yeah, yeah. Because wasn't

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it the Nintendo Switch cartridges won't work

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in the Switch 2? It has to be an Express cartridge.

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No, that's for the memory. The little SD card

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has to be an Express SD card. Oh, yeah, for the

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SD card. Sorry, my bad. So I'd be interested

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to see what the battery life is on that and if

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they've... introduced a charging port on the

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top for the purposes of like when you are um

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streaming to your friends and shit like that

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how much battery is that going to munch up and

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is it easier to just plug that in have they done

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it for that reason have they done it because

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it's just easier well and for the camera as well

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for the camera to work for the camera yeah because

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obviously it would be in docked mode so the other

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the other ports being used yeah and that's the

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thing i think that the it was very very heavily

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sort of advertised at the time when the Switch

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was coming out that it was very much three modes

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of play. It wasn't in your hands or in the telly.

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It was in your hands, in the telly or tabletop.

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Yeah, yeah. And that's why the kickstand was

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so embarrassing because unless you're playing

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on an exactly flat table without moving, yeah,

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you know, you're not playing tabletop on your

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lap or something like that because... Go on.

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No, go on. Sorry, I've got excited. Go on. Why?

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What are you saying? The mouse. Oh, yeah, the

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mouse. The mouse. The Joy -Con's being a fucking

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mouse and all. for desktop and shit like that

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um and it is just very smart and it's like i

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feel like they've done quite well to not make

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anything seem like an afterthought i feel like

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they've really gone and listened and gone okay

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okay so all of these problems everyone was having

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i feel like so far they have tried to address

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everyone you know what i really liked in the

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in the direct was the transparency with the lag

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when they showed you uh the it was like so you're

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playing on your game in the main screen and there

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was four screens at the bottom and that was your

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friends you can all show it as this super smooth

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you can see it like you're watching a mini version

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of them it was quite choppy and you think yeah

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so it's almost like that managing expectations

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in almost saying like we're not going to make

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out like you're going to see this perfectly um

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but you're going to be able to do it regardless,

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which is a feature that you probably won't use

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that often, but it's there if you want to do

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it. It's not too dissimilar to when you're on

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this and you're streaming through Discord. If

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you're streaming your own gameplay, it does have

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an impact on your frames per second because it

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will do. Because you're asking your console to

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play a game, but then send exactly what you're

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doing to someone else's screen so they can watch

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it. You're asking to do a lot. So then you're

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asking a handheld console. to then do that for

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yourself and then for other people and then their

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screens it yeah it's cool it seems like it seems

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like what they've done is i like that they've

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come out with with switch to but then haven't

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sort of like brought out a load of accessories

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alongside it that that other than the camera

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which you just said you don't need the camera

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if you've already got one. They haven't brought

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this out saying, oh yeah, but if you also buy

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this, this and this, then you can do this, this

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and this. They've just brought out this, bringing

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out the console with, it's got this in it, this

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in it, this in it, so you can do X, Y and Z.

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Yeah. And that's it. Yeah. You can buy this camera.

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You don't need to buy this camera, but that's

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it. You want to fucking, you want to play it

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on the desktop, then there's your fat off kickstand.

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You need a mouse? No, you don't need a mouse

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because here's a Joy -Con. Like all those different

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things where you could have very easily, you

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could have very easily released them, the standard

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joy cons and then on the side go for an extra

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90 quid you can have the the the mouse adapted

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joy cons there's so much stuff there that you

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know that you would be able to do for pure greed

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and people would buy it people would be angry

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but they'd still buy it it's like people kicking

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off about the price at the moment i don't know

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what the what the price actually is three i think

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it's three nine five three nine five quid anyway

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i don't know about dollars I think it's $400

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and something. It's saying, yeah, £395 .99 release

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on the 5th of June, which... I knew it would

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be June. Which is quite a chunk. But you're...

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It's very difficult because I always find...

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I hate spending the money on something like that

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in the moment. But you kind of forget that. very

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quick as long as what you've bought is decent

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because you're going, I'm going to buy this anyway.

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And when did the Nintendo Switch release? 3rd

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of March 2017. 2017. So you've had, what, eight

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years worth of... Inflation and prices and shit

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like that. Or just waiting. Yeah. You waited

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eight years for another console to come out.

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Yeah, you spread that cost out. So then you're

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thinking, right, well, the chances are there

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isn't going to be a Switch 3 anytime soon. No.

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You may get a Switch 2. OLED or fucking whatever,

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an upgraded version of that. It's like everyone

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that's bought a PS5, not really whinging that

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the PS5 Pro has come out and I'm desperate to

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buy it because the PS5 is held up and is doing

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what it needs to do. So it's like, yeah, I don't

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want to spend 400 quid, but that 400 quid is

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going to last you for a long time. I'm more annoyed

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about the cost of the games other than that.

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But again, As annoying as it is, if you want

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a brand new AAA from PlayStation, it's going

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to set you back 70 quid, sometimes 80 quid, sometimes

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even more. So it is very difficult. And it's

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something that Nintendo, I've found, with certainly

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like the main games, have always done in the

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sense that, you know, you might see on the PlayStation

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Store or you see them on Amazon or whatever.

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And it will be, well, to be fair, even with Xbox.

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So I used to do it with... a lot of games but

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like say a satin's creed for example i'd wait

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for them to go down oops excuse me and um i don't

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know if anyone even heard that i dropped the

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coaster but like you'd wait for them to go down

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and then you know get them when they're a bit

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cheaper if like i think i know i've said before

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where it's like if i've not finished the game

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i'm playing well i might as well just finish

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the game i'm playing before i buy that game yeah

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rather than buy it at its highest price and then

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just have it sat on my shelf not even being played

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nintendo They're like, yeah, cool, okay. Well,

00:20:00.210 --> 00:20:01.910
it's the same price as when it came out. Yep.

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Fuckers. I'm pretty sure Breath of the Wild now,

00:20:04.250 --> 00:20:06.970
it has been on sale a few times. I wouldn't know

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for how much because when you've purchased software

00:20:08.549 --> 00:20:11.769
from the eStore, it doesn't obviously show you,

00:20:11.930 --> 00:20:14.630
does it? Yeah, it doesn't show, yeah. But ultimately,

00:20:14.809 --> 00:20:18.710
it's, you know, still the game. Same with like

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the Skyrim edition. They're like, cool. It's,

00:20:21.170 --> 00:20:23.150
yeah, nope, it's the same price as it was when

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we released it in 2017. And so, there's kind

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of like, they've just sort of, stuck their guns

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on that one i think potentially like certainly

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i feel with so the the big one is like they've

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um done like this beefy mario kart and you can

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fuck off off the track and you can do all these

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open world mario kart um for 80 quid get fucked

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did you also see the they've done like a uh a

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tour game of the console and you can like walk

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around the console as a little thing yeah you

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gotta pay for it yeah they they slipped in it's

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gonna be a paid game a paid game babe that's

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a tutorial i found that very cheeky dream on

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i did find that quite fucking annoying because

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it's a tutorial that should be built into the

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game regardless why are you having to pay for

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that yeah when you think that we play came out

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with the wii you got that with the wii um i'm

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pretty sure there was a version of Wii Sports

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that came along with it as well, because I remember

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having that in a little cardboard slip and not

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a case. I can't remember, don't quote me on it,

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but when you think of things like that, then

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yeah. But then, I mean, I know 1 -2 Switch, that

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was a paid game, and obviously that is a game

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in itself, it's a set of mini -games, but it

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was also advertised as a showcase of the elements

00:21:49.690 --> 00:21:52.299
of the Switch, so you had the fact that... The

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vibration is so precise that you can feel it

00:21:55.339 --> 00:21:59.099
as marbles inside the box. And, you know, picking

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up the phone and things like that. Yeah, but

00:22:00.539 --> 00:22:02.440
that was cool party games, though. It was, yeah.

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Not a tutorial on how to use the console. No,

00:22:04.779 --> 00:22:07.200
I know. I know. Yeah, but what I'm saying is,

00:22:07.220 --> 00:22:11.299
like, if it's almost like that, that's an example

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of when it works. Because it was a showcase,

00:22:13.940 --> 00:22:18.440
but it also was enough meat on the bones to be

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attractive to buy. Whereas I feel like with this,

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it's hard because you think it could be kind

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of like that. And it's just they've kind of advertised

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it in the wrong way. And that's why it would

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be. You know what I mean? And what I'm saying

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is potentially it could make more sense why it's

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paid. It's just that we haven't seen it yet.

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Or it could just be like a bit of a bum steer

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and that's going to flop. The only one that you've

00:22:46.940 --> 00:22:50.599
got alongside that is obviously PlayStation with

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Astro Bot. which um thanks obviously showcases

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the controller and all of that but that was that

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was pre -downloaded onto the console itself but

00:23:02.660 --> 00:23:05.380
then become a standalone game and and sort of

00:23:05.380 --> 00:23:08.980
a not a flagship for for playstation but replaced

00:23:08.980 --> 00:23:13.980
sackboy yeah um so you can buy there's different

00:23:13.980 --> 00:23:16.700
versions of astrobot but but the the tutorial

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side of it came pre -installed on the console

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and then you have another game alongside that

00:23:22.519 --> 00:23:24.519
yeah i just feel like it's a bit cheeky because

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they also didn't say the price of it no if it's

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going to be something ridiculous like 30 quid

00:23:29.059 --> 00:23:32.539
to fucking play a tutorial literally a game that's

00:23:32.539 --> 00:23:34.579
going to but that's what i'm saying how the console

00:23:34.579 --> 00:23:37.599
works i find that stupid i don't i don't know

00:23:37.599 --> 00:23:39.660
what it's going to be like no exactly it seems

00:23:39.660 --> 00:23:42.900
silly for it to to just be like a i mean from

00:23:42.900 --> 00:23:44.960
what i saw of it i was a bit like okay and then

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yeah when i saw it with page but It's one of

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those ones kind of for wait and see, really.

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The Switch 2 pre -orders go live in two days.

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And what do you think the chances are of any

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normal person that isn't a robot getting a pre

00:24:02.049 --> 00:24:05.210
-order? It's going to be quite fucking difficult.

00:24:07.230 --> 00:24:12.990
I don't know, because I think we're also still

00:24:12.990 --> 00:24:15.450
carrying the traumas from trying to pre -order

00:24:15.450 --> 00:24:18.099
a PS5. but then at the same time you got one

00:24:18.099 --> 00:24:21.819
and i think i did get one you know what i hope

00:24:21.819 --> 00:24:25.380
that it actually won't be that bad because people

00:24:25.380 --> 00:24:27.660
are put off by the price everyone's tightening

00:24:27.660 --> 00:24:29.400
their belts at the minute anyway like i reckon

00:24:29.400 --> 00:24:31.140
it'd probably be easier to get a pre -order than

00:24:31.140 --> 00:24:35.740
it would be to try and get one on the fifth when

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you get fomo yeah people have got it in their

00:24:37.859 --> 00:24:39.400
hands you see it and you go oh fuck it go on

00:24:39.400 --> 00:24:44.500
then then a bit like how in 2020 because everyone's

00:24:44.500 --> 00:24:46.640
stuck at home. All of a sudden, Animal Crossing

00:24:46.640 --> 00:24:49.140
comes out in March and then there was that big

00:24:49.140 --> 00:24:50.660
craze where everyone was like, oh, it's a cosy

00:24:50.660 --> 00:24:53.440
game. Well, not just Animal Crossing, but for

00:24:53.440 --> 00:24:57.019
other reasons as well, this kind of surge that

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they had. You know, and I feel like it's going

00:25:02.839 --> 00:25:04.680
to be hard to tell which way it will swing, really.

00:25:05.779 --> 00:25:08.819
Are we going to be pre -order one? Huh? Are we

00:25:08.819 --> 00:25:13.539
going to pre -order one? Maybe. Possibly. Probably.

00:25:13.940 --> 00:25:16.279
Probably. Probably. Because when I was watching

00:25:16.279 --> 00:25:19.180
it and he said, and now for the release date,

00:25:19.279 --> 00:25:20.539
or the date it's available, whatever he said,

00:25:20.680 --> 00:25:22.099
and I literally went, it's going to be right

00:25:22.099 --> 00:25:24.319
by my birthday. I could smell it. I was like,

00:25:24.400 --> 00:25:25.980
it's going to be right by my birthday. And yeah,

00:25:26.059 --> 00:25:27.859
literally three days before. Because what's worse

00:25:27.859 --> 00:25:31.319
is obviously with the Duskblood releasing alongside

00:25:31.319 --> 00:25:34.839
it as well. I mean, to be fair, that's not going

00:25:34.839 --> 00:25:36.920
to release until next year, I don't think. I

00:25:36.920 --> 00:25:39.920
think it's 2026. But that's straight away, I'm

00:25:39.920 --> 00:25:42.619
like, I want to play that. I need to play that.

00:25:43.079 --> 00:25:44.660
A lot of people are going to whinge and go, why

00:25:44.660 --> 00:25:47.400
isn't this on any other console? I don't know,

00:25:47.420 --> 00:25:51.940
to be fair. Might be. I don't know. But there's

00:25:51.940 --> 00:25:53.420
just some cool shit that's releasing alongside

00:25:53.420 --> 00:25:57.279
it. And it just looks interesting. It's all shiny

00:25:57.279 --> 00:26:00.019
and new. Yeah, and I mean, I love how they kind

00:26:00.019 --> 00:26:02.319
of like slipped in Hogwarts Legacy like it isn't

00:26:02.319 --> 00:26:05.119
already available. Yeah, but this is going to

00:26:05.119 --> 00:26:09.160
be a revamped version of... I'll be interested

00:26:09.160 --> 00:26:13.569
to see... how that correlates to games releasing

00:26:13.569 --> 00:26:16.769
for other consoles and then coming to switch

00:26:16.769 --> 00:26:19.869
to and what that looks like and the turnarounds

00:26:19.869 --> 00:26:23.089
and yeah and the shit that that you could obviously

00:26:23.089 --> 00:26:27.269
with games that were coming out on the ps4 ps5

00:26:27.269 --> 00:26:29.470
and then making their way to switch they had

00:26:29.470 --> 00:26:32.410
to be downgraded quite drastically to be able

00:26:32.410 --> 00:26:36.589
to run with significance on the switch um whereas

00:26:36.589 --> 00:26:40.430
with switch to I think it's meant to hold up

00:26:40.430 --> 00:26:43.730
to sort of like PS4 Pro standards, which is still

00:26:43.730 --> 00:26:45.950
pretty decent. Like the difference between the

00:26:45.950 --> 00:26:50.910
PS4 Pro and the PS5 is not massive. Yeah. So

00:26:50.910 --> 00:26:55.009
especially for a handheld, it's going to be very

00:26:55.009 --> 00:26:57.910
impressive. Are you not tempted by Elden Ring?

00:26:58.029 --> 00:27:01.289
Having a cheeky little handheld Elden Ring? Because

00:27:01.289 --> 00:27:04.329
it's Tarnished Edition, which is Erdtree as well.

00:27:04.410 --> 00:27:08.059
Yeah. It's tempting, but I've done it. I mean,

00:27:08.119 --> 00:27:12.259
I killed fucking Consort Radan. I don't want

00:27:12.259 --> 00:27:14.160
to do it again. I don't want to touch it again.

00:27:14.240 --> 00:27:16.380
I'm done. I'm done with it. I'm looking at the

00:27:16.380 --> 00:27:18.039
fucking collector's edition now. I love it, but

00:27:18.039 --> 00:27:19.660
I'm fucking done with that. We'll get him out

00:27:19.660 --> 00:27:22.440
of the box later. Yeah. You can finally see the

00:27:22.440 --> 00:27:29.400
light. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like I saw, so they're

00:27:29.400 --> 00:27:31.519
bringing out, what is it, Nintendo Switch 2 editions.

00:27:33.220 --> 00:27:35.599
I'll be honest, I can only recall both the Zeldas

00:27:35.599 --> 00:27:37.779
were on it. I can't think of anything else that's

00:27:37.779 --> 00:27:43.500
on it. No, I can't think. It was very late when

00:27:43.500 --> 00:27:46.720
I was watching it. But essentially what it is...

00:27:46.720 --> 00:27:48.359
No, I think it's like Kirby as well. You get

00:27:48.359 --> 00:27:53.140
an extra level, whatever. And they're integrated...

00:27:53.140 --> 00:27:56.420
I have the list of the games that are coming

00:27:56.420 --> 00:28:02.720
with it. So you have Mario Kart World. This is

00:28:02.720 --> 00:28:05.359
in dollars. So, $80. And that will be out on

00:28:05.359 --> 00:28:08.740
June 5th. So, with release. Nintendo Switch 2

00:28:08.740 --> 00:28:12.160
Welcome Tour. Again, June 5th. Don't have a price

00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:18.220
on that. Donkey Kong Bonanza. July 17th. $70.

00:28:19.140 --> 00:28:23.319
Or dollars, sorry. Drag X Drive. Hyrule Warriors.

00:28:23.640 --> 00:28:27.539
Age of Imprisonment. Winter 2025. That looked

00:28:27.539 --> 00:28:31.630
quite cool. You know, fam? No, so that's... um

00:28:31.630 --> 00:28:36.089
because that's zelda herself in it yeah um but

00:28:36.089 --> 00:28:38.930
there was hyrule warriors age of calamity um

00:28:38.930 --> 00:28:41.670
which came out obviously after breath of the

00:28:41.670 --> 00:28:45.549
wild and they released it with a demo um and

00:28:45.549 --> 00:28:48.329
it's yeah it wasn't graphically it was such a

00:28:48.329 --> 00:28:51.309
step down um because i think it is a different

00:28:51.309 --> 00:28:55.009
developer I think so, yeah. Yeah, and hack and

00:28:55.009 --> 00:28:57.069
slashes isn't really my thing. You know, it's

00:28:57.069 --> 00:29:03.509
like waves and waves. Omega Force, Koei Tecmo

00:29:03.509 --> 00:29:09.509
is the developers. But yeah, no, so what I was

00:29:09.509 --> 00:29:11.089
saying was the ones that, they're games that

00:29:11.089 --> 00:29:13.410
already exist, not new games. The ones that are

00:29:13.410 --> 00:29:16.730
Nintendo Switch 2 versions. So you've got Breath

00:29:16.730 --> 00:29:21.910
of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom. that's not

00:29:21.910 --> 00:29:27.230
that pokemon legends yeah is that already uh

00:29:27.230 --> 00:29:32.089
hogwarts legacy cyberpunk 2077 it's quite a cool

00:29:32.089 --> 00:29:36.150
one fortnight uh street fighter 6 split fiction

00:29:36.150 --> 00:29:43.349
um what else we got here go on uh no i was just

00:29:43.349 --> 00:29:45.690
gonna say because it's like um just added features

00:29:45.690 --> 00:29:47.549
i don't know how so they have said it's going

00:29:47.549 --> 00:29:49.329
to be for an extra cost which obviously fair

00:29:49.329 --> 00:29:57.740
enough um And it's sharper, quicker. With the

00:29:57.740 --> 00:30:00.880
Zeldas, they've added somewhat of a Google Maps

00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:04.079
feature to it, where for the bits that you haven't

00:30:04.079 --> 00:30:06.599
found, it will direct you. And the example they

00:30:06.599 --> 00:30:09.019
gave was... Because they have a companion app

00:30:09.019 --> 00:30:12.859
already, and what's on there... Again, there's

00:30:12.859 --> 00:30:15.880
Splatoon things on there. I think it's like an

00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:18.440
in -game chat. There's Animal Crossing in -game

00:30:18.440 --> 00:30:20.539
chat. And various other things that you can do

00:30:20.539 --> 00:30:25.799
on it. And I think they're updating. They're

00:30:25.799 --> 00:30:27.359
kind of like revamping the app. And it's going

00:30:27.359 --> 00:30:28.599
to be called something else. Because currently

00:30:28.599 --> 00:30:31.200
I think it's called Nintendo Switch Online. And

00:30:31.200 --> 00:30:32.579
it's going to be called something else. I can't

00:30:32.579 --> 00:30:35.559
remember. But essentially it's the same thing.

00:30:35.940 --> 00:30:38.599
And adding to that is the features. Because if

00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:42.079
you... I'll be interested to know actually. So

00:30:42.079 --> 00:30:45.440
subscription wise they've got... online which

00:30:45.440 --> 00:30:47.240
it obviously allows you to play online and then

00:30:47.240 --> 00:30:49.619
they've got plus expansion pack which i have

00:30:49.619 --> 00:30:53.759
because it meant that you get the animal crossing

00:30:53.759 --> 00:30:57.160
like designer game for free well not for free

00:30:57.160 --> 00:31:01.019
but like on a sub basis and it wasn't much more

00:31:01.019 --> 00:31:03.500
a year and then you also i think you get like

00:31:03.500 --> 00:31:07.819
more car uh more tracks on mario kart other other

00:31:07.819 --> 00:31:12.539
things that you can get um like i'd be it would

00:31:12.539 --> 00:31:14.839
be nice if there was some sort of like discount

00:31:14.839 --> 00:31:17.559
if you had that whether they will i doubt it

00:31:17.559 --> 00:31:20.400
but either way yeah when you have these extra

00:31:20.400 --> 00:31:25.680
you get the nintendo switch 2 versions i imagine

00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:27.980
it's going to be like a software download available

00:31:27.980 --> 00:31:30.680
from the e -store probably probably i do have

00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:33.759
the actual list it's not a big list of the games

00:31:33.759 --> 00:31:36.599
that are already out um that are coming up so

00:31:36.599 --> 00:31:39.420
you got super mario party jamboree Breath of

00:31:39.420 --> 00:31:41.240
the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom, Kirby and the

00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:44.599
Forgotten Land, plus Star -Crossed World, Metroid

00:31:44.599 --> 00:31:50.200
Prime 4 Beyond, Pokemon Legends Z to A? I don't

00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:52.839
know. Arceus, maybe? I don't know. Civilization

00:31:52.839 --> 00:31:57.740
7, Story of Seasoned, Grand Bazaar, Rune Factory,

00:31:57.900 --> 00:32:02.660
Guardians of Azuma, Shadow Labyrinth, and Tamagotchi

00:32:02.660 --> 00:32:10.700
Plaza. Yeah, and then Legend of Zelda, Wind Waker,

00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:14.680
Soul Calibur 2, and then F -Zero GX. I think

00:32:14.680 --> 00:32:19.539
they're redoing, so they're bringing out, you

00:32:19.539 --> 00:32:22.799
know, like the emulators. So far they've got,

00:32:22.819 --> 00:32:26.900
I think, NES, SNES, they've got Game Boy Advance,

00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:31.640
they've got Game Boy and Game Boy Color. They're

00:32:31.640 --> 00:32:35.200
bringing out a N64 one. They're bringing out

00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:38.460
an N64 controller, which is exclusive to Nintendo

00:32:38.460 --> 00:32:40.640
Switch Online subscribers. So catch me getting

00:32:40.640 --> 00:32:42.099
there. Probably won't get a look in, but that

00:32:42.099 --> 00:32:44.799
looks sick. Well, it looks exactly like the N64

00:32:44.799 --> 00:32:48.039
controller, which is like the purple one. But

00:32:48.039 --> 00:32:52.900
yeah, and they're bringing the Wind Waker. It's

00:32:52.900 --> 00:32:56.539
funny. I have mixed feelings about the games

00:32:56.539 --> 00:32:59.960
that are available on there. I think it kind

00:32:59.960 --> 00:33:02.640
of depends how much you played or what you were

00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:05.210
into. I wonder what Ash thinks about like, because

00:33:05.210 --> 00:33:08.910
I feel like they're, some of them I feel are

00:33:08.910 --> 00:33:12.349
a bit of a cop out. You know how like those little

00:33:12.349 --> 00:33:16.809
weird, really cheap little console things and

00:33:16.809 --> 00:33:19.269
it goes thousands of games and then you log on

00:33:19.269 --> 00:33:20.930
and they're just like absolute shite. They're

00:33:20.930 --> 00:33:22.950
not even one Mario game and it's like the very

00:33:22.950 --> 00:33:26.279
first one. Things like that. And for me, it feels

00:33:26.279 --> 00:33:28.319
a little bit like that, but not. There's some

00:33:28.319 --> 00:33:29.059
gems in there. Have you just beefed out your

00:33:29.059 --> 00:33:31.759
list? There are some really, really good, and

00:33:31.759 --> 00:33:34.279
it's lovely. Like, as I say, yesterday, they

00:33:34.279 --> 00:33:36.940
finally, because they had Wario Land 3 on there,

00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:40.180
which I'm pretty sure is Game Boy. But me and

00:33:40.180 --> 00:33:43.500
my sister, it came out in 2001, and we fucking

00:33:43.500 --> 00:33:47.160
loved Wario Land 4. And I noticed that yesterday

00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:49.359
it's been added, and I don't know how you fell

00:33:49.359 --> 00:33:51.930
asleep, but... Oh, my God. And it's just so nice.

00:33:52.269 --> 00:33:54.309
So, so nice. And you only think, oh, God, it's

00:33:54.309 --> 00:33:57.670
so worth it. And, yeah, having Wind Waker, that's

00:33:57.670 --> 00:34:00.569
quite cool. That's pretty sick. You got that

00:34:00.569 --> 00:34:04.670
007 game coming along. Did you know from the

00:34:04.670 --> 00:34:06.609
second the barrel went in the gun, I went, oh,

00:34:06.650 --> 00:34:10.409
my God, James Bond. Yeah, Project 007. Yet to

00:34:10.409 --> 00:34:12.489
be fully unveiled, James Bond Project is coming

00:34:12.489 --> 00:34:15.849
to a Nintendo platform thanks to Switch 2. We

00:34:15.849 --> 00:34:19.469
don't really know much on that. The list of stuff

00:34:19.469 --> 00:34:24.150
that's on there is quite cool. Cyberpunk will

00:34:24.150 --> 00:34:27.369
be a really cool one to play on the Switch. It's

00:34:27.369 --> 00:34:31.369
nice to just see them being able to throw games

00:34:31.369 --> 00:34:34.489
on there that are way more mainstream with every

00:34:34.489 --> 00:34:38.190
other console as opposed to which is what we

00:34:38.190 --> 00:34:39.829
were speculating is what Switch was trying to

00:34:39.829 --> 00:34:42.489
do anyway on Nintendo in trying to break into

00:34:42.489 --> 00:34:45.570
that being a console where you can just have

00:34:45.570 --> 00:34:48.309
almost anything and everything. else that's on

00:34:48.309 --> 00:34:49.989
it compared to everything else which i feel like

00:34:49.989 --> 00:34:52.949
the switch 2 will allow that to be more common

00:34:52.949 --> 00:34:55.610
practice with games coming out maybe not some

00:34:55.610 --> 00:35:00.429
of the the the hefty shit um but definitely i'd

00:35:00.429 --> 00:35:04.010
say like maybe 90 of the games that do come out

00:35:04.010 --> 00:35:06.369
for the next couple years should be releasing

00:35:06.369 --> 00:35:08.449
on switch to alongside of everything else is

00:35:08.449 --> 00:35:10.949
what i would like to see yeah because you're

00:35:10.949 --> 00:35:15.409
you're you're no longer on so there's no longer

00:35:15.409 --> 00:35:20.960
so much of a gap between the the technology well

00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:23.920
and i think like i know we've all we've all kind

00:35:23.920 --> 00:35:26.440
of had a chat about it before with regards to

00:35:26.440 --> 00:35:28.760
the differences between a playstation and xbox

00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:31.760
now it's basically like what side you used to

00:35:31.760 --> 00:35:34.059
be on yeah is what side you fall on now you know

00:35:34.059 --> 00:35:38.099
comparably you know they're not they're not leagues

00:35:38.099 --> 00:35:41.179
apart anymore not were they ever really i mean

00:35:41.179 --> 00:35:43.480
i don't know but you know what i mean like that

00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:46.039
there used to be much more of a difference i

00:35:46.039 --> 00:35:49.659
got a um very cool list so you got this it compares

00:35:49.659 --> 00:35:52.619
the original switch the oled and the switch 2

00:35:52.619 --> 00:35:57.599
in terms of price specs everything so again in

00:35:57.599 --> 00:36:01.280
dollars 300 for the original switch 350 for the

00:36:01.280 --> 00:36:05.340
oled 450 for the switch 2. And then, yeah, release

00:36:05.340 --> 00:36:09.599
date, March 3rd, 2017, October 8th, 2021, June

00:36:09.599 --> 00:36:15.179
5th, 2025. Media is the cartridge. The RAM, we

00:36:15.179 --> 00:36:18.239
don't know about the Switch 2 yet. What is cool

00:36:18.239 --> 00:36:23.550
is a custom NVIDIA processor. is being thrown

00:36:23.550 --> 00:36:25.469
into the switch to much higher inbuilt memory

00:36:25.469 --> 00:36:28.030
as well yeah but that's for the cpu and for the

00:36:28.030 --> 00:36:31.170
gpu yeah the storage so the original switch 32

00:36:31.170 --> 00:36:35.409
gig plus um a micro sd and then the oled was

00:36:35.409 --> 00:36:41.010
64 plus a micro switch to 256 gig plus a micro

00:36:41.010 --> 00:36:44.250
sd express which can go up to two terabytes which

00:36:44.250 --> 00:36:47.750
is quite nice um no removable hard drive cloud

00:36:47.750 --> 00:36:51.409
storage um required internet connection no So

00:36:51.409 --> 00:36:53.550
battery life, so you've got four and a half to

00:36:53.550 --> 00:36:55.809
nine hours depending on the game for the original

00:36:55.809 --> 00:36:58.550
Switch and for the OLED. And then it says for

00:36:58.550 --> 00:37:01.070
the Switch 2, two to six and a half hours depending

00:37:01.070 --> 00:37:06.190
on game. So I wouldn't be surprised if what you

00:37:06.190 --> 00:37:09.550
see is not another version of a Switch, but very

00:37:09.550 --> 00:37:11.630
much like what they did with the other Switches

00:37:11.630 --> 00:37:15.429
where you bring out a beefier battery. Which

00:37:15.429 --> 00:37:18.639
is kind of what they did with the... playstation

00:37:18.639 --> 00:37:20.440
obviously not the battery but some of the internal

00:37:20.440 --> 00:37:22.920
hardware involved they they changed it around

00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:25.440
a little bit with a couple of later iterations

00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:27.500
and just didn't say anything yeah that is what

00:37:27.500 --> 00:37:29.840
they did and they just changed it because i have

00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:32.539
the not not that i i mean it's difficult because

00:37:32.539 --> 00:37:34.119
obviously i never necessarily got my hands on

00:37:34.119 --> 00:37:40.280
the kind of like secret second um one um but

00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:45.639
i feel like anticipatorily i bought a massive

00:37:45.639 --> 00:37:50.139
um you know what's it called on charge in the

00:37:50.139 --> 00:37:52.920
kitchen external power bank thank you yeah um

00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:57.460
i bought like a quite beefy one of those um that

00:37:57.460 --> 00:37:59.280
would like fit i got a case that would fit it

00:37:59.280 --> 00:38:01.079
and all stuff like this and like i never really

00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:04.519
found that i used it that much i think because

00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:07.239
you often think it's a bit like how when you

00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:10.199
were taking your steam deck to work you think

00:38:10.199 --> 00:38:12.059
and you plan ahead you go oh i might have you

00:38:12.059 --> 00:38:15.039
know two whole hours and you know it says it

00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:16.639
says here that it's got two to six hours battery

00:38:16.639 --> 00:38:18.820
life very rarely do you actually when you're

00:38:18.820 --> 00:38:21.320
out and about like get to not really get to sit

00:38:21.320 --> 00:38:23.360
and do that or you actually you realize oh fuck

00:38:23.360 --> 00:38:25.139
it i'll go on my phone or someone calls you or

00:38:25.139 --> 00:38:27.699
you know you have your lunch and actually end

00:38:27.699 --> 00:38:29.219
up not playing it so like all those different

00:38:29.219 --> 00:38:32.380
things i feel like certainly for adults might

00:38:32.380 --> 00:38:34.860
matter a lot more if you were in the car and

00:38:34.860 --> 00:38:36.599
you're driving and you're seven you know but

00:38:36.599 --> 00:38:39.980
i feel like for us i feel it's not so much of

00:38:39.980 --> 00:38:42.019
an issue Because nine times out of ten, you get

00:38:42.019 --> 00:38:44.539
interrupted anyway. And that's not... You know

00:38:44.539 --> 00:38:46.699
what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The reality, I

00:38:46.699 --> 00:38:48.619
think, when it comes to battery life is often

00:38:48.619 --> 00:38:51.340
not as bad as it might seem. And then, especially

00:38:51.340 --> 00:38:52.739
now, the fact that you're going to have a charging

00:38:52.739 --> 00:38:54.920
port on the top as well. Yeah, it's nothing,

00:38:54.940 --> 00:38:56.760
is it? I hope that they do the same. And every

00:38:56.760 --> 00:38:58.420
fucking... Like the train... The plane I was

00:38:58.420 --> 00:38:59.699
on last... We've got plugs on them and shit.

00:38:59.840 --> 00:39:01.920
Yeah, we've all got chargers. I'd like to think

00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:05.369
that the battery is the same. as the Steam Deck,

00:39:05.469 --> 00:39:07.489
where when it's plugged in, it bypasses the battery

00:39:07.489 --> 00:39:09.510
itself. Hopefully. Which charges it to a point

00:39:09.510 --> 00:39:11.289
and then stops so that it doesn't wear out the

00:39:11.289 --> 00:39:15.750
battery. It'd be quite nice. So the output for

00:39:15.750 --> 00:39:19.809
the old Switch is 720 pixel in handheld and then

00:39:19.809 --> 00:39:24.789
1080 when it was docked. The Switch 2, 1080 handheld

00:39:24.789 --> 00:39:28.110
and then 4K HDR when docked, which is quite nice.

00:39:28.349 --> 00:39:30.590
Decent. Another thing that this points out, which

00:39:30.590 --> 00:39:32.349
I quite liked as well, is the surround sound

00:39:32.349 --> 00:39:35.920
effect. that you get from the Switch 2 even if

00:39:35.920 --> 00:39:38.360
you're not using headphones which I quite like

00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:41.219
because it's very difficult to really achieve

00:39:41.219 --> 00:39:44.239
surround sound when you're not wearing headphones

00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:47.360
but me and Ash were talking about it not long

00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:49.940
ago I don't really wear headphones when I'm gaming

00:39:49.940 --> 00:39:51.780
other than when I'm talking to people on Discord

00:39:51.780 --> 00:39:53.599
or anything and I know the sound is better when

00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:55.280
I'm wearing headphones but I just don't like

00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:57.440
it for some reason because I can't hear anything

00:39:57.440 --> 00:40:01.000
which was the really nice thing when I had those

00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:05.190
Razer earbuds and it gave you the it let you

00:40:05.190 --> 00:40:07.670
have surround sound but then let you have external

00:40:07.670 --> 00:40:10.349
ambient sound what happened to them no shit i

00:40:10.349 --> 00:40:11.989
got rid of them didn't i but i think i got rid

00:40:11.989 --> 00:40:13.769
of them because i was asking to do too many fucking

00:40:13.769 --> 00:40:15.690
things i was asking it to be connected to my

00:40:15.690 --> 00:40:18.449
to my phone and then connected to my laptop and

00:40:18.449 --> 00:40:20.150
then connected to the fucking playstation all

00:40:20.150 --> 00:40:21.969
at the same time and being able to just swap

00:40:21.969 --> 00:40:25.269
between the three of them and it kept like messing

00:40:25.269 --> 00:40:27.510
it up yeah so i was like oh there's obviously

00:40:27.510 --> 00:40:29.130
a problem with the earphones it's like no you're

00:40:29.130 --> 00:40:31.500
just fucking trying to get it to do a million

00:40:31.500 --> 00:40:35.199
things they were really cool I might look into

00:40:35.199 --> 00:40:37.000
actually getting another pair or something like

00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:39.420
that because they're just nice to actually game

00:40:39.420 --> 00:40:42.900
with so we've got frame rate up to 60 frames

00:40:42.900 --> 00:40:47.260
per second for the Switch 2 it's up to 120 HDR

00:40:47.260 --> 00:40:53.239
support yes obviously the screen's bigger they've

00:40:53.239 --> 00:40:57.099
kept the same thickness we don't really care

00:40:57.099 --> 00:41:00.519
about weight do we backwards compatibility most

00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:02.159
weight because it's in your hands and you're

00:41:02.159 --> 00:41:06.179
holding it up like right now the for me what

00:41:06.179 --> 00:41:08.320
not that i would notice weight you're right but

00:41:08.320 --> 00:41:10.800
say like right now i i literally as you were

00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:12.300
saying that i was thinking god i wish we had

00:41:12.300 --> 00:41:17.059
a mic stand so i can put this down so you got

00:41:17.059 --> 00:41:20.719
so the original switch was 0 .2 kilos we'll call

00:41:20.719 --> 00:41:28.920
it 0 .3 um and then the switch 2 will be 0. So

00:41:28.920 --> 00:41:38.559
0 .4 kilos and then 1 .18. So half a kilo with

00:41:38.559 --> 00:41:45.429
the Joy -Cons. A bit heavier. Backwards compatibility.

00:41:47.449 --> 00:41:51.630
Most Nintendo Switch games, NES, SNES, Game Boy

00:41:51.630 --> 00:41:54.449
via Nintendo Online Sub, Game Boy Advance, Sega

00:41:54.449 --> 00:41:58.269
Genesis, N64, GameCube via online expansion pass.

00:41:59.590 --> 00:42:02.550
Streaming game service, screen sharing via game

00:42:02.550 --> 00:42:04.750
share. I didn't realise they were in the expansion.

00:42:06.480 --> 00:42:09.059
What, the ones I just read out? Yeah, I didn't

00:42:09.059 --> 00:42:10.739
notice that. I never noticed that. Yeah, apparently

00:42:10.739 --> 00:42:15.300
so. Cross game chat, yes, via game chat. Game

00:42:15.300 --> 00:42:17.579
sharing, can send or receive game shares both

00:42:17.579 --> 00:42:20.940
locally and online through game chat. And then,

00:42:20.960 --> 00:42:24.539
yeah, Joy -Cons, Pro Controller, controller batteries,

00:42:24.780 --> 00:42:28.000
plus 20 hours, worth of battery life in them.

00:42:32.300 --> 00:42:36.900
Yeah, two USB -C ports. that's about it really

00:42:36.900 --> 00:42:41.699
wi -fi to be announced lord knows that needs

00:42:41.699 --> 00:42:45.619
improving yeah yeah that's true off the back

00:42:45.619 --> 00:42:47.099
of yesterday you were looking at your switch

00:42:47.099 --> 00:42:48.739
wasn't it and that's the thing i've essentially

00:42:48.739 --> 00:42:53.219
never really noticed because we've always had

00:42:53.219 --> 00:42:56.739
like it's always got roughly what our wi -fi

00:42:56.739 --> 00:42:59.440
has been but now that we've got actual decent

00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:01.789
internet and i was like what apparently yeah

00:43:01.789 --> 00:43:03.650
it is really it's crazy isn't it because you

00:43:03.650 --> 00:43:05.829
go from like when when we first got the internet

00:43:05.829 --> 00:43:08.590
plugged in and then when i was downloading uh

00:43:08.590 --> 00:43:12.869
what was it that i was downloading was it split

00:43:12.869 --> 00:43:16.610
fiction oh no sorry it was death stranded downloading

00:43:16.610 --> 00:43:18.789
death stranded and then obviously that's like

00:43:18.789 --> 00:43:21.550
uh i think that's like just shy of 80 gigs for

00:43:21.550 --> 00:43:24.690
that and then going on the downloads and then

00:43:24.690 --> 00:43:27.349
seeing that it was going to take um like 40 minutes

00:43:28.130 --> 00:43:30.150
and i was like oh that's not fucking bad didn't

00:43:30.150 --> 00:43:32.110
realize that it was downloading another game

00:43:32.110 --> 00:43:35.130
alongside it which was 70 gig so it was like

00:43:35.130 --> 00:43:37.409
so both of them was going to take 40 minutes

00:43:37.409 --> 00:43:40.130
and then i stopped um downloading the other game

00:43:40.130 --> 00:43:42.570
and then death stranding was done in like 15

00:43:42.570 --> 00:43:45.269
minutes of downloading that which is just fucking

00:43:45.269 --> 00:43:48.190
mental to me where it's like yeah you can play

00:43:48.190 --> 00:43:51.389
go and have a shit and then come back and that

00:43:51.389 --> 00:43:53.519
game's going to be downloaded What I might do

00:43:53.519 --> 00:43:54.960
is, obviously, we've got those Ethernet plugs,

00:43:55.099 --> 00:43:57.480
and the OLED's got the Ethernet port. What I

00:43:57.480 --> 00:44:00.699
really need to do as well is put an external

00:44:00.699 --> 00:44:03.179
memory card in the OLED, because I've run out

00:44:03.179 --> 00:44:05.159
of room, because I haven't put a chip in it yet.

00:44:06.519 --> 00:44:09.179
I think it's going to be good. It's going to

00:44:09.179 --> 00:44:13.400
be a very good release. Overall, quite impressive,

00:44:13.500 --> 00:44:16.619
I think. It throws in that burst of life into

00:44:16.619 --> 00:44:18.639
the gaming world. When that comes out, it's going

00:44:18.639 --> 00:44:21.980
to be bang, and then... Very, very exciting times

00:44:21.980 --> 00:44:26.619
for most gamers in the world because it is such

00:44:26.619 --> 00:44:30.519
a unique thing and so much more mainstream than

00:44:30.519 --> 00:44:33.440
all the other handheld consoles. You could very

00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:37.699
easily see this putting Nintendo Switch very

00:44:37.699 --> 00:44:40.019
much straight back at the top. Not that it ever

00:44:40.019 --> 00:44:41.739
dropped down from the top, but obviously there

00:44:41.739 --> 00:44:48.079
was competition there. So it's intriguing to

00:44:48.079 --> 00:44:51.119
see where... where that takes us and i just want

00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:53.599
to see like same as you more fucking colors yeah

00:44:53.599 --> 00:44:56.860
more customizability i want to see fucking different

00:44:56.860 --> 00:45:00.960
different um versions of it and like i know i

00:45:00.960 --> 00:45:03.639
know that we dream of it so bad but like give

00:45:03.639 --> 00:45:07.300
me a theme for the love of god give me a theme

00:45:07.300 --> 00:45:09.460
give me some themes i don't care if i have to

00:45:09.460 --> 00:45:11.860
pay for them give me the fucking themes i love

00:45:11.860 --> 00:45:15.360
themes who who And it's probably just some little

00:45:15.360 --> 00:45:18.039
cunt somewhere. Like, tell you what, let's take

00:45:18.039 --> 00:45:19.559
it all this way. Just give them light and dark.

00:45:19.780 --> 00:45:21.079
Let's just give them light and dark. It's just

00:45:21.079 --> 00:45:22.840
corporate bollocks, isn't it? It's just, let's

00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:25.980
make this as boring and sleek as, it's like with

00:45:25.980 --> 00:45:28.480
logos. Yeah. But they just make them boring as

00:45:28.480 --> 00:45:31.960
fuck. Or like McDonald's. Yeah. Fucking, just

00:45:31.960 --> 00:45:35.199
give me some fun back, man. Give me some cool

00:45:35.199 --> 00:45:39.159
shit. Yeah. And like, I think, because I, what

00:45:39.159 --> 00:45:42.300
gets me as well, it works. Like, I probably wouldn't

00:45:42.300 --> 00:45:44.320
have bothered buying an OLED if they hadn't brought

00:45:44.320 --> 00:45:46.260
out a Teens of the Kingdom version. And I probably

00:45:46.260 --> 00:45:47.480
wouldn't have bothered getting a Teens of the

00:45:47.480 --> 00:45:49.219
Kingdom version if I hadn't been able to get

00:45:49.219 --> 00:45:54.300
the other fucking version of the DS. Which was

00:45:54.300 --> 00:45:57.780
sick. And then they... Like, even down to when

00:45:57.780 --> 00:46:01.699
they did the new 3DSs and it was faceplates.

00:46:01.840 --> 00:46:04.039
It was fucking incredible. Because they weren't...

00:46:04.039 --> 00:46:05.719
I mean, they are now because obviously they discontinued

00:46:05.719 --> 00:46:07.559
their fucking arm and a leg. But they were so

00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:09.460
inexpensive and it just meant... It was like,

00:46:09.500 --> 00:46:11.820
on the bat, I think... one of them you had to

00:46:11.820 --> 00:46:13.619
screw but the other one you literally just clicked

00:46:13.619 --> 00:46:16.019
it on and off and it was it was great it was

00:46:16.019 --> 00:46:17.440
fucking great because then they all they did

00:46:17.440 --> 00:46:20.079
is do they had like a charcoal console and a

00:46:20.079 --> 00:46:22.099
white console and then you add whatever face

00:46:22.099 --> 00:46:25.099
place you like face plates you like and like

00:46:25.099 --> 00:46:26.960
then for the bigger one that was just for the

00:46:26.960 --> 00:46:30.820
standard size bigger one they had so many obviously

00:46:30.820 --> 00:46:32.179
i got that animal crossing one a little while

00:46:32.179 --> 00:46:36.199
ago didn't i and it works it works because it's

00:46:36.199 --> 00:46:39.909
something that is so simple And like you said

00:46:39.909 --> 00:46:42.590
a minute ago, you're going to get people that

00:46:42.590 --> 00:46:46.929
want it. And you know what I mean? They obviously

00:46:46.929 --> 00:46:50.449
sell. Oh, it's frustrating. Let me in that fucking

00:46:50.449 --> 00:46:53.989
boardroom. I'll have a word. Shall we go and

00:46:53.989 --> 00:46:59.690
do the patron? I've got one. Yeah. Right. We'll

00:46:59.690 --> 00:47:10.210
fuck off then. There's a Nintendo talk. Yeah,

00:47:10.289 --> 00:47:12.230
that was it. Pleasure doing business. A very

00:47:12.230 --> 00:47:15.269
much pleasure. Pleasure, pleasure. Let's just

00:47:15.269 --> 00:47:16.869
fucking end it. It's going down the pan, isn't

00:47:16.869 --> 00:47:18.269
it? Right, see you later. Hooroo. Hooroo.
