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It's 2025, this is the first episode of the year.

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Hello, welcome, Connor's here, boom.

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Yep, Ash isn't here.

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Bing, bong.

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No surprise.

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He's ill, genuinely he is ill.

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I've messaged him before Christmas

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and he was feeling like dog shit then

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and he's had a terrible Christmas

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to the point where he's been off of work as well.

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So that's when you know he's really fucking ill

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because normally he goes in and just shits

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and pisses himself at work.

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So it must be real bad

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because he hasn't done that this time.

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Would have been loving the Christmas shifts doing.

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Fuck all but pooing in the back of a van.

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Absolutely fucking nothing and getting paid 400 quid

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for sitting there shitting yourself.

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Jesus, bless him.

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So you're here saving the bacon, which is fantastic.

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Back.

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Which ties in, what the fuck?

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Oh, that's that, it's because of the zip.

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I'm like, what is fucking headset?

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Everything's falling apart, the room's different.

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Yeah, room's empty, echoey, cold, it is late.

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It's getting dark.

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The toilet light doesn't work.

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So it was pissed by sound.

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Toilet still flushes though.

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So that's always a fucking decent one.

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There was a time when it didn't, now it does.

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It's all right, I'd go down the end of the garden

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and have a piss but you know.

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Shit on the floor.

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You know what Michael asked me today,

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it was like when you do the podcast,

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he's like, how long does it take you to write a script?

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And I went, script.

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Script.

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Script.

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You talk that, we turn up and talk shit.

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Yeah, he was asking me, he was like,

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what are you gonna talk about?

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I was like, fucking no, I don't have a clue.

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Still don't have a clue.

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I haven't played any games in ages.

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This is a gap filler.

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Well, this is the thing, right?

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So the only game that I've been playing

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is World of Warcraft and Marvel Rivals, right?

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Which I know you haven't been playing Marvel Rivals.

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Reason that I'm playing it is because obviously

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we're in a lull with WoW,

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because there's no season at the moment, blah, blah, blah.

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And Marvel Rivals is all I keep fucking seeing on TikTok.

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Oh yeah, it's massive, it's everywhere.

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All of the Discord lot were like, oh, let's fucking,

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let's play it one day.

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So I was like, oh, I didn't know it was free at the time.

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And they're like, yeah, yeah, it was free download.

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So I downloaded it on Steam.

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And oh my God, mental.

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He's loving it.

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It's a very, very fun game because it's just Overwatch,

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but Marvel, literally.

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Yeah.

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But it's, the graphics are better.

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It does definitely, if you didn't know,

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it definitely does look like you're just playing Overwatch.

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Yeah, yeah.

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All of a sudden see fucking Venom's 19 inch.

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Oh yeah, the mods that you can get are fucking ridiculous.

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My mate Owen, he's got all the mods for it.

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And he was like, oh, he was like,

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you don't want to see fucking Venom.

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Cause he changed, I can't remember which character it was,

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but one of them to the fucking,

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it was either Among Us or the fucking,

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you remember that?

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What was that game where you had to collect scrap?

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Lethal Company.

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Lethal Company, it was one of those dudes,

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I think, where you could change into.

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And then he was like, oh yeah, you don't want to see fucking,

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you don't want to see Venom.

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And he was being really shirty about it.

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And he was like, no, go on, fucking bullied him into it,

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fucking show us.

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And he streamed it and then just gave us a quick glimpse.

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And yeah, it was Venom with a massive cock.

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I was like, what the fuck?

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So what is that?

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But only you can see it if you've got the mod on.

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No one else can actually see it.

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Fucking nude squirrel girl or some shit.

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Yeah, there's loads of weird shit.

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But it's really, really good, really fun.

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The only thing that I'm-

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Can't say free Taiwan though.

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Can you not?

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Have you not seen that?

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Does it block you from that?

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Does it ban you?

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Yeah, well it doesn't ban you.

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It says-

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Don't say that.

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Inappropriate content in message or something like that.

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Yeah, great.

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The only thing that I would point out

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that I would quite like to see,

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which is a very fucking easy one to fix

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and 100% being a free game will be,

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is just more cosmetics.

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Because the outfits and stuff for the characters

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at the moment are a bit waft.

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All the ones that I'm just playing are a bit waft.

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So you got the main character that I was playing

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is Jeff, the land shark thing.

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Never fucking heard of him before.

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Yeah, I don't know what that's about.

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I think from the comics maybe.

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I don't know, someone can correct me on that.

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I'm not a Marvel or DC fucking fan.

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I'm not in that world at all.

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So I don't really know.

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And it's same with like Squirrel Girl.

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I fucking no idea where she's come from.

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Jeff, the land shark.

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But he's a healer and he just squirts water on people.

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It's very, very fun.

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And then he like can fucking,

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it looks like he's swimming in the water

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but he's actually the underground

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and he's swimming around healing himself up.

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When it says, what's the story behind Jeff, the land shark?

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When the West Coast Avengers led by Kate Bishop

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defeated the West Coast version of the masters of evil

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that Modoc Superior was part of.

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Modoc Superior's former employee and nemesis,

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Gwen Paul founded and adopted a baby land shark,

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naming it Jeff after a kitten of the same name

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Gwen had adopted earlier in the series.

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Fair enough, a role of that fun character.

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What I'm playing now though is Blair.

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First appearance was January, 2019.

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So very, very zoom-er.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, I've switched to Scarlet Witch anyway.

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There's a running theme here.

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And at the moment I'm being bullied for it

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and I won't stand for it for much longer in that.

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Feet.

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In World of Warcraft, I was maining,

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I've now sort of changed a little bit.

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A Paladin, Holy Paladin was Retribution

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and then I've now gone back to Retribution.

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And it's like a three button class.

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You can fucking play it with one hand.

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Easy cheesy, yeah.

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It's extremely fucking easy and also very, very good.

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It's very high on the meters.

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And because of that, most people fucking play one.

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They're the most popular class in the game, right?

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And they're sort of like a running thing

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that if you play that you're a bit dumbed down

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because you're just playing an easy class.

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You're just thick.

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Now with Scarlet Witch,

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so obviously when you're playing on PC,

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there's no aim assist or anything like that.

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But the movement on PC is obviously fucking a lot easier.

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And I...

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Aiming actual weapons is...

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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However, with Scarlet Witch, there is no aiming involved.

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So the way that it works is obviously you've got

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your orb thing, red bull bollocks thing.

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I don't know what it is,

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but you're like fucking zap,

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suck the life out of people or whatever.

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And you use that.

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Is she a support character or is she?

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No, no, no, she's DPS.

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But it'll basically be like,

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say I'm trying to fucking kill you.

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Because that sounds a little bit like, who was it?

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Moira from... Moira.

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Who had the beam.

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Yeah, similar in that, but the beam itself that you fire,

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all you do is hold down left click

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and it just consistently a stream comes out.

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But you don't have to be aiming at someone

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for it to be...

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As long as, say you're in front of me,

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if I'm sort of aiming over there,

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then it's gonna fucking...

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It's like it has sort of like a six yard radius type thing.

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So it will just fucking,

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whatever's within that invisible circle,

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it will start hitting and it will lock onto it.

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So in terms of accuracy and needing to fucking land shots,

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you really don't need to.

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You just hold down left click.

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There's no reloading, there's no nothing.

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One of her movement ability is that she goes invisible

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and can basically float away,

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move around and levitate and shit for,

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it's like two or three seconds,

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but she's immune to damage at that point.

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On the outside looking in,

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she turns into a red orb and fucking floats away

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and then comes back and you can do that twice

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and it's on like a 10 second cool down.

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So it means that if someone's attacking you

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and you get down to barely any health,

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pop, see you later, just off I go.

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Seems like a very mix of a lot of Overwatch.

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They've kind of mixed every once.

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A lot of the abilities are very similar.

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Yeah, Overwatch characters have just gone like,

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we've got new ones for Marvel

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and we're gonna blend a lot of characters stuff together.

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There's big similarities there.

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And if you right click, it shoots an orb,

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which you have to aim with.

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That does a decent amount of damage.

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She also has another ability

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where she'll throw an orb down.

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It's like a mine that detonates after,

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I think it's like one second

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and it will throw a sphere on the ground

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and if anything runs through it,

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they're stunned for like 0.5 seconds.

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And then her ultimate ability is where she like,

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she basically fucking powers up, levitates

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and she's like, pure chaos,

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but it takes fucking forever, right?

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She's like gathering all these orbs that come up

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and then just fucking fires them out

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and one shots everyone.

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I can't work out the radius of it.

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I can't work out the range of it.

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I can't work out the timings of it.

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Yeah, I think I've seen a video

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and they've said it's basically,

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you're arranged DBS,

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but you have to be very close to everyone.

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Be close, yeah, yeah.

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To make that ult work.

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Very easy, very fun class.

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With that ult, I must have used it maybe like 50 times

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and I've landed it maybe 10

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because you either pop it

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and obviously it's loud as fuck, right?

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So you hear her saying ultimate, well, pure chaos

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and obviously everyone's then looking around going,

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where the fuck is she?

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Yeah, and then just focusing.

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And then obviously you have to be next to the people

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that you're wanting to kill.

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And by that point, your big glowing red fucker.

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So they just turn around and go bang, bang, you're dead.

266
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I've got some seriously cool fucking kills of it

267
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where I've wiped an entire team with it,

268
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but there's very,

269
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it's probably the most annoying part about the character

270
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if I'm honest, but getting back to it,

271
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people keep fucking rinsing me for playing that character.

272
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And like I explained to everyone in the Discord last night,

273
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I don't have, not last night, the other day,

274
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I said, I don't have all the fucking time in the world.

275
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You tell them.

276
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I'm enjoying the game, okay?

277
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I've played all the other classes, I will shit at them,

278
00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:23,500
most of them, right?

279
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I'm sure I could get good at all the other classes.

280
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I can't be bothered, right?

281
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We found a decent comp, right?

282
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No one's whinging when we're playing a game

283
00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,940
when I'm sitting there, 30 plus kills, all right?

284
00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:34,260
No one's fucking whinging then.

285
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Then when the game's finished, we've won

286
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and it pops up MVP, it's me.

287
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Oh yeah, of course.

288
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No one's fucking whinging then, right?

289
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You know what I mean?

290
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I have more good games than I do bad.

291
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So all this incessant fucking complaining,

292
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are you playing an easy class?

293
00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:49,100
What if someone else wants to play it?

294
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Fuck them, fuck them.

295
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Had that the other day.

296
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If you ask nicely.

297
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,900
Someone was hovering over it, cause I'm quick.

298
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We're unplugged into the ethernet as well.

299
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I've got barely any loading time.

300
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So I'm just fucking straight in there,

301
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picking the character.

302
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I'm quick on it.

303
00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:03,780
And then someone joined us at random.

304
00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:04,620
Please, I wanted to play that.

305
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,020
Yeah, and they were hovering over it.

306
00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:08,540
And they were like, please let me play Scarlet Witch.

307
00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:11,940
It was no, no, not happening.

308
00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:13,260
It was the same shit in Overwatch.

309
00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:15,780
You go, I can only play this, that and that.

310
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I go, don't give a fuck, I'm playing it.

311
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Too bad, soz.

312
00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:21,340
Yeah, it's fair to say that that scene

313
00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:23,300
missed me quite a bit, the Overwatch.

314
00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:27,660
Well Overwatch 2 was, this is the thing I don't understand.

315
00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:28,740
I don't know why either.

316
00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:32,100
Well me and Jay and Ash for a while

317
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were playing Overwatch 2.

318
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And I really, really liked it.

319
00:11:36,380 --> 00:11:40,780
I was playing Brigitte and she's basically a paladin.

320
00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:41,620
She was a healer.

321
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:42,700
Yeah, it was like a healer tank.

322
00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:45,940
Mason, shield, and again, very easy character

323
00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:47,900
because you could just fucking up front

324
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and just smack people with your mason

325
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and put your shield up and then heal yourself

326
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at the same time.

327
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Again, an easy character to play.

328
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:59,140
But I don't really understand what happened.

329
00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,980
That's why I'm so dubious about Rivals

330
00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:04,660
because I lived and breathed Overwatch 2

331
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for about two weeks and then fucking put it down

332
00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:08,940
and never went back to it.

333
00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:11,380
It's probably a bit of hype because there's no,

334
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like unless you're playing Overwatch

335
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,580
and when did Overwatch 2 come out?

336
00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:20,500
So if people do seem to really enjoy that style of game,

337
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,260
which isn't necessarily for me

338
00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:24,420
because I don't really wanna play with randoms.

339
00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:26,660
I'll tell you why it's mega fun

340
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:29,260
is because I'm playing with a whole group of people.

341
00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:32,220
I was gonna say Overwatch 2 came out in 2023.

342
00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:33,740
Yeah, it's not old.

343
00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:36,540
Replacement to the 2016 Overwatch.

344
00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:38,060
I think you'd genuinely like it.

345
00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:38,900
I really do.

346
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:41,100
I think I'd enjoy it with the right people.

347
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:46,100
Because we're playing it so you got myself, Owen, Joe,

348
00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:53,260
wow, Connor, Leon, and John are the main

349
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and then Leon's pal whose name escapes me.

350
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,940
So there's already more than a full team there.

351
00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:04,420
A squad, B squad.

352
00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:05,380
It's good fun, man.

353
00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:07,940
When you're playing with people, it is genuinely fun.

354
00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:08,780
It's way more fun.

355
00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,660
If you was playing it solo,

356
00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:11,500
then yeah, it's probably a bit like, ah.

357
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,180
That's always been the issue with them.

358
00:13:14,180 --> 00:13:15,300
What was it, 2016?

359
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,420
I'm trying to think what I was doing

360
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,340
about that sort of time.

361
00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:22,340
Yeah, I wouldn't have been or had a stable enough

362
00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:24,540
gaming group to play.

363
00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:27,380
Because what, was Overwatch five or six?

364
00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:28,460
Five, I think.

365
00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,300
Pretty sure it was five.

366
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,260
So it's like, didn't have enough people

367
00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:34,020
to get a stable five man to then enjoy it.

368
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:35,180
And then you play with randoms

369
00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:37,820
and you know how fucking painful that ends up being

370
00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,340
that you're like, I can't be asked.

371
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,380
Well, there was a little event going on

372
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,860
to get a skin and shit like that for Jeff.

373
00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:48,980
And it was basically Splatoon where you cover the shit.

374
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:53,980
And it was fun, but I did that on my own.

375
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:54,900
Didn't take long.

376
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,020
And it was fucking infuriating

377
00:13:57,020 --> 00:14:00,660
because whatever my team was doing was fucking useless.

378
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:03,060
When I played a game with everyone in that game mode,

379
00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:04,580
we fucking obliterated.

380
00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:05,420
Yeah.

381
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,260
Absolutely.

382
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,100
I think there is an element of cohesion

383
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,060
that just makes so much easier.

384
00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:10,740
It's just easier because you can all talk to each other

385
00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,140
and go, right, this comp isn't working.

386
00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:13,660
I mean, obviously I don't change up.

387
00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:15,540
I'm staying as fucking Scott.

388
00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:16,740
God, this is who I want to be.

389
00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:17,820
This comp isn't working.

390
00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:19,340
We need to do something to change.

391
00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:22,420
Sorry, you need to do something to fucking change it all.

392
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:23,540
I'm not doing anything.

393
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:24,380
Do better.

394
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,340
Very happy to sit there and win.

395
00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,100
It isn't working with only one healer.

396
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:28,980
No, I'm full well.

397
00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:32,180
I can switch over to play Jeff and be that extra support.

398
00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:34,020
I'm not gonna though, because I like the kills.

399
00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:34,860
Yeah.

400
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:37,140
Fucking ridiculous.

401
00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:40,940
No, I've really not been on a gaming thing at the minute.

402
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:41,980
I don't know why.

403
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:45,260
I think Christmas, I was doing the mini painting fiasco

404
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:49,140
and playing with my pals friends.

405
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,420
And then it's just been Christmas

406
00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:53,180
and I have not had the energy.

407
00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:55,420
Yeah.

408
00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:57,020
But I think I'd probably give it a go,

409
00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:59,100
but I've got so much fucking backlog

410
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,660
that I haven't finished Veil Guard.

411
00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:04,500
Fucking hell, yeah, Jesus.

412
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,180
Because that was like the last time I came on.

413
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:08,220
I haven't fucking bothered with that.

414
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:13,780
But yeah, well, I suppose if, hang on, let me look it up.

415
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,660
If it's free, then it's more likely

416
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,580
that I'll give it a go, but.

417
00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,460
Yeah, it ain't gonna fucking cost you anything.

418
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,140
You download it, let the hype die down,

419
00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:21,980
stop playing it.

420
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:22,940
Yeah, Marvel rival.

421
00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:24,340
Yeah, when everyone decides, yeah,

422
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,820
they've had the three weeks worth of fun

423
00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:26,940
and they're like, yeah, there's nothing more

424
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:27,980
to the fucking game anymore.

425
00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:28,820
We're done.

426
00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:30,140
We're done, let's move on to the next one.

427
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:31,300
Well, this is the thing is that obviously

428
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,980
everyone's moving over onto ranked

429
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:35,540
and we've already got one person in the fucking Discord

430
00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:36,820
that's a grand master.

431
00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:37,660
Of course.

432
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:39,340
Leon's fucking, I believe he's,

433
00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:40,940
Fucking bunch of nerds.

434
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,860
That's what I'm saying.

435
00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:43,300
Fucking sweaty.

436
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,140
Sweaty cunts.

437
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:46,100
I haven't got that many hours, you cunts.

438
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:48,620
Owen's fucking just as bad and all.

439
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:51,300
Like, oh, Jesus Christ, but ranked is fun

440
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,100
because it means something.

441
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,780
Yeah, you actually, you're not getting

442
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,500
fucking bottom of the barrel.

443
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,340
But also.

444
00:15:57,340 --> 00:15:58,180
Opposition.

445
00:15:58,180 --> 00:16:00,860
Where most of us haven't bothered playing ranked yet.

446
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:02,940
We are good.

447
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,860
We're not the fucking crazy, but we are good.

448
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,220
We're all good, so we're really good

449
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,380
in fucking Bronze tier.

450
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,420
Yeah, literally, so we jump into ranked

451
00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:10,740
and we're all still in Bronze tier

452
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:13,100
and you go, yeah, we're fucking slaughtering it.

453
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,700
This is great fun.

454
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,020
You get to fucking Silver and like,

455
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,180
it's getting a bit harder now.

456
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:18,300
This is a bit fucking rough,

457
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,860
getting the Gold and then fucking playing.

458
00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:20,980
You go, yeah, this is tough.

459
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,020
This diamond or fucking whatever,

460
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,900
because they're all trying to get me

461
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,500
to play League of Legends as well.

462
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,340
Not touching it.

463
00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:28,180
Do not.

464
00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:29,020
I'm not touching it.

465
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:29,860
I'm not touching it.

466
00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:31,420
My powers, you know, Dan.

467
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:36,700
That's the other group I have that we play D&D,

468
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,940
but they are still in the League scene

469
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:40,660
and they have been since it came out

470
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:44,380
and I cannot understand it and I cannot join it.

471
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:47,540
John's a Buddhist because of League of Legends.

472
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,780
He was so toxic, he started practising

473
00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:51,660
being a fucking Buddhist.

474
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,540
But that's how mental that is.

475
00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:54,380
What did I just say?

476
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,060
I saw something on our Discord just popped up

477
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:58,260
saying someone's streaming and I'm like...

478
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:00,580
But I was talking to people,

479
00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:02,860
because I said, when everyone was trying

480
00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:04,300
to get me to fucking jump into it,

481
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,900
because obviously off the back of watching Arcane,

482
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,700
because I think that's where a lot of people

483
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,900
have been trapped in it.

484
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,980
They've watched Arcane, gone, this is fucking incredible.

485
00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:13,900
I've just, I literally just opened the Discord.

486
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,020
I haven't opened it in a few days

487
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:17,820
and there's a fucking biscuit box,

488
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:20,180
McVitie's fucking family circle box.

489
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:22,740
And it's like, oh, I could do with some of that.

490
00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:25,500
Steph's got one fucking...

491
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,340
That's so funny.

492
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:29,460
We were literally slagging one off last night.

493
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:30,860
We've got no biscuits and she was like,

494
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:32,620
I've got a family circle upstairs.

495
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:33,460
We both looked at each other,

496
00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:35,940
I was like, oh, it's such a dead box of biscuits.

497
00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:37,500
But we'll open it anyway.

498
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,340
Have a little magic.

499
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,180
I mean, you've got nothing else.

500
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,980
I'm just like, that's why I've just looked at it and gone,

501
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:43,660
I could do with a biscuit.

502
00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:44,500
Oh, you want biscuits?

503
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,020
I'll give you biscuits.

504
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:47,460
I can get biscuits.

505
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:48,620
Don't tease me.

506
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:51,060
I can get you a biscuit if you want a biscuit.

507
00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:52,580
And then look, there's some feet.

508
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:54,820
We still, that'll appeal to you.

509
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:56,740
Yeah, great.

510
00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:58,820
For some reason I have a foot fit, apparently.

511
00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:00,060
That's the running theme.

512
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:03,380
Let it roll for a little bit longer

513
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:05,940
and I'll pause it and get you some fucking Bickeys.

514
00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:08,100
What the fuck was I talking?

515
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:12,900
Yeah, they were trying to get me on League.

516
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:14,060
Yeah, because Arcane was good.

517
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,460
I feel like the second series was a bit seasoned, sorry.

518
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:21,100
It was a bit, the storyline of it was a little bit

519
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,420
over the place, but ultimately-

520
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:24,100
I just think it was such a good series, man.

521
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,900
Ultimately, the style of it

522
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:29,140
and everything going on with it was just like-

523
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:32,220
But what a fucking, what a catfish though.

524
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:34,020
You play Arcane, you watch Arcane, you go,

525
00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:36,060
oh my God, this is based on a game.

526
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:37,900
You go, this is a fucking game, crazy.

527
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,740
And then you jump into League of Legends.

528
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:41,620
Fucking basically RuneScape.

529
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,940
I mean, it's nothing to do with anything like the fucking series.

530
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:47,380
Have you seen some of the little animations

531
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,340
that went with, like when they did new characters

532
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,180
and stuff like that?

533
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,020
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

534
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:51,860
Sick.

535
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:52,700
Really fucking cool.

536
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,260
And then you go, oh, it's just for League.

537
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,100
You go, what's this, what's this?

538
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,620
This is really, really interesting.

539
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,500
And you go, oh, it's just League of Legends.

540
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,020
But they're all, everyone's jumping,

541
00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:03,260
like World of Warcraft has a, not a season pass,

542
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:06,460
but like a seasonal thing where you can get cosmetics

543
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:07,300
and stuff like that.

544
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,140
You just gain it passively.

545
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:11,460
And it's steampunk themed.

546
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:14,620
And they have the fists and everything that look,

547
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,420
I've got a picture where it looks.

548
00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:18,980
They release basically all of the skins

549
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:21,940
for those characters that appeared in Arcane, didn't they?

550
00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:24,260
Literally that fucking transmog.

551
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,100
Decent.

552
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,740
Someone's made Vart Aven with the fist weapons

553
00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:27,580
and everything, you go, yeah.

554
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,340
You've inspo'd that off of somewhere, I don't know where.

555
00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:34,460
But like I was pointing out to my Lord,

556
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:38,020
I was like League of Legends is the most toxic environment

557
00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:38,860
in the world.

558
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:40,980
And someone made a good point, I think it was,

559
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,060
I think it was my mate Joe.

560
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,740
And he was like, he was like, World of Warcraft

561
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:47,900
is also the most toxic fucking game that you can play.

562
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:50,820
Yeah, I've literally scrolled up, what, like seven videos.

563
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:53,820
And it says yesterday at 11, 17,

564
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:57,860
it's a fucking League meme or little video, whatever.

565
00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,100
And I'm like, oh, grooming it.

566
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,420
Fuck off with that shit.

567
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:02,900
And then above that, it's,

568
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:06,060
I'm hearing Marvel rivals.

569
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,820
Marvel rivals, there you go.

570
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:12,820
But they sent me, because John played Shaco,

571
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,220
is the character in League that he plays.

572
00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:18,700
It's like some clown rogue thing.

573
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:24,820
And he sent me the video of the world's best Shaco,

574
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,460
apparently, and it was a compilation

575
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,060
of all of his best plays and stuff like that.

576
00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:30,900
Hey look, it's me.

577
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,260
Because I was saying to him, I was like,

578
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,340
I don't understand it.

579
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:35,660
I see a League video, I don't get it.

580
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,140
But at the same time, I can understand that

581
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:39,100
because if you showed someone that's never played WoW

582
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:39,940
before any MMO.

583
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:40,780
He's jungling.

584
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:41,620
Yeah, exactly.

585
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:42,620
Go tap, go tap.

586
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:43,700
I don't know what any of that means.

587
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,660
He's feeding, he's bottom.

588
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,380
I have no idea what any of that means.

589
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,540
So they're trying to explain it to me.

590
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:50,740
And then John sent me this video and I watched it.

591
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:52,460
And I think he's got his whatever.

592
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,260
I can't remember his fucking name,

593
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:56,380
but I'm sure anyone that's listening that plays League

594
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,300
will know the geezer that I'm talking about.

595
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:01,220
But he looks like a typical fucking League player.

596
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,300
You know what I mean?

597
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:06,140
Big massive geezer, fucking neck beard.

598
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,780
And he's just like that,

599
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:09,700
like a scene out of fucking South Park.

600
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,300
That's quite mean to be fair.

601
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,620
Apologies.

602
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:15,820
But he did look like that.

603
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,420
You before you lost your wife.

604
00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:20,620
I didn't understand any of it.

605
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,740
And I watched it, it was about a 17 minute video

606
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,580
or something like that.

607
00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:25,100
And I watched about five minutes of it.

608
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:27,940
And I kept skipping through it and seeing different bits.

609
00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:28,980
And I didn't understand it.

610
00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:30,820
A lot of the time he's hiding in a bush.

611
00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:32,460
A lot of the time he's dying.

612
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,060
And a lot of the time I just don't understand

613
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:34,900
what's happening.

614
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:35,980
And I looked through the comments,

615
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:38,700
oh my God, three minutes, five seconds

616
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:40,340
was the best player I've ever seen in the world.

617
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,460
Oh my God, you're amazing.

618
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:42,780
This is why you're the world's best.

619
00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:45,780
And I'm looking, I don't understand any of this.

620
00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:47,300
And I said to John, I said,

621
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,020
the geezer's just dying through most of it.

622
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:50,380
I said, what is it?

623
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:51,220
What is this going?

624
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:52,900
And he starts talking about gold.

625
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:56,500
Some gold that you drop or something and smart plays.

626
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,220
And I was like, I don't get it.

627
00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:01,140
You collect gold to get items that makes you better.

628
00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:01,980
To upgrade your characters.

629
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:03,860
And then you get better in that session.

630
00:22:03,860 --> 00:22:06,100
And then you're just more powerful

631
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:08,540
and the more gold you've got, you get things faster.

632
00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:10,780
But he was saying like, there could be some scenarios

633
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:11,940
where you've killed a load of things

634
00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:12,860
and gained a load of gold,

635
00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:15,380
but then you allow yourself to die by the hands

636
00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:17,460
of someone else because it's actually,

637
00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:19,660
they won't gain as much gold from killing you

638
00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:22,500
as you've gained from everything else and blah, blah, blah.

639
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,740
And he was like, don't worry,

640
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:25,980
we'll get you involved with it.

641
00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:26,820
We'll get you playing it.

642
00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:30,220
And I was like, nah, I'm so uninterested in it,

643
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:33,220
which is crazy because it's one of the most popular games

644
00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:35,980
in the world consistently.

645
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,020
Consistently.

646
00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:39,140
What is it thinking at the minute?

647
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,700
To the point, like the competitions and stuff

648
00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:43,700
that run for league are mental.

649
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:46,380
The amount of money that is involved around that.

650
00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:49,420
And I know nothing about the game whatsoever.

651
00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:51,820
And the only bits that I know are through

652
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:54,420
what other people have told me through the Discord.

653
00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:58,340
So I've just looked up League of Legends current players

654
00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:02,300
and it's come up live play account stats

655
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:05,540
has a total of 150 million registered players.

656
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:11,700
Over 117 million players are actively playing monthly.

657
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:12,860
Fucking hell.

658
00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:17,700
That's mad.

659
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:21,460
So there's only a drop off of what?

660
00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:26,460
Like 30, 33 million online players in the last hour,

661
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,860
nearly a million in the last hour.

662
00:23:29,860 --> 00:23:33,500
Nearly a million people are playing League of Legends.

663
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,180
Jesus Christ.

664
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,940
See that makes me want to try it.

665
00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:38,780
Active players in the last month.

666
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,940
130, well, nearly 132 million.

667
00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:47,620
Jesus Christ.

668
00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:50,340
Fuck me.

669
00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:53,380
See, it makes you want to play it

670
00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:56,540
just to see what the fuck is the hype, what is going on.

671
00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:58,860
Thing is I've watched enough of my pals play it

672
00:23:58,860 --> 00:24:01,180
and I just look at it and go,

673
00:24:01,180 --> 00:24:03,900
that's, I already know that's not my style of game.

674
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,620
It's the click to move that fucks me off.

675
00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:08,220
In the slightest I see it and go,

676
00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:10,260
I can't follow what the fuck is going on.

677
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:12,540
I'm not a fucking bad gamer,

678
00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:14,540
but anything that's going on in that moment,

679
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,620
I do not understand what the fuck is going on.

680
00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,340
I just see things blipping around,

681
00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:20,380
people moving and fucking doing whatever.

682
00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:22,260
Because I've played MOBAs before.

683
00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:24,940
I'm not new to MOBAs.

684
00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:26,580
I've played the likes of Paragon,

685
00:24:26,580 --> 00:24:29,020
which when I was talking about it the other day,

686
00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:30,020
is actually shut down.

687
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:31,260
I didn't even realise.

688
00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:35,380
Smite, there's quite a few MOBA clones out there,

689
00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:38,140
but obviously, but those play differently

690
00:24:38,140 --> 00:24:39,300
to how League of Legends play,

691
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,860
the play style and that click to movement

692
00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:43,220
and the top down camera view and all of that.

693
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,980
So it's, yeah, I'm probably on the same stance as you,

694
00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:50,140
where I know that League isn't my cup of tea.

695
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:52,100
MOBAs don't do it for me at all.

696
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:56,100
No, but I want to see exactly what the hype is about.

697
00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,820
It's annoying to know that my,

698
00:24:57,820 --> 00:24:59,100
like I can meet up with people,

699
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:02,780
like they came round New Year's Eve to New Year's Day,

700
00:25:02,780 --> 00:25:04,820
and obviously we were doing our own thing,

701
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:07,380
but even when we meet up outside of that

702
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,420
and whenever else,

703
00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:11,820
that they can get onto the League topic

704
00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:13,740
and it will, I'll just shut off,

705
00:25:13,740 --> 00:25:14,580
because I'm like,

706
00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:18,700
and it was even this way fucking 12 years ago,

707
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,660
like we were in college and whatever else,

708
00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:22,780
they're talking about League

709
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:24,020
and they're talking about how they play it

710
00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:25,540
like most nights and they're,

711
00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:27,140
even sometimes they bring the laptop in,

712
00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:29,500
they're playing it there and I'm looking at them going,

713
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:30,860
I don't know what this is.

714
00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:33,060
What's going on?

715
00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:34,060
I don't get it.

716
00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:36,020
Fucking playing Teemo last night

717
00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:37,660
or whatever fucking, whatever else.

718
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:40,500
I'm like, I don't know what the fuck this is.

719
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:41,780
I'm glad, I'm glad.

720
00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:43,220
And I'm glad I never got into it,

721
00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:46,580
because I know that would probably not consume me

722
00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:47,820
because I'm not, I don't know,

723
00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:49,620
I don't feel like I get that absorbed

724
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:52,100
in some of the things, but yeah.

725
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,500
I just want to see why it's so toxic.

726
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,140
What makes it so toxic?

727
00:25:55,140 --> 00:25:56,620
I think it's just cause people just scream,

728
00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:57,860
like if you're doing bad,

729
00:25:57,860 --> 00:26:00,260
like, you know, get good, kill yourself.

730
00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:01,340
Yeah.

731
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:02,620
Attitude is like, you know,

732
00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,660
people take it so fucking,

733
00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:07,100
make, get so sweaty about it

734
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:09,300
when ultimately it's just a fucking,

735
00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:12,300
I assume it's just ranked as well.

736
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:14,260
Like when you get into it, I don't know how deep it goes,

737
00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:16,460
but they've got, you know, like fucking bronze one, two,

738
00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:17,300
three, four.

739
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,660
Yeah, they got, they got ranked modes and all.

740
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,460
Like, you know, you get into that

741
00:26:20,460 --> 00:26:21,940
and fucking you're playing with something.

742
00:26:21,940 --> 00:26:23,260
Ah, you're fucking, you're a shit.

743
00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:26,380
You're fucking, I can't believe you've done that.

744
00:26:26,380 --> 00:26:27,220
You've fucking lost it.

745
00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:29,380
Yeah, I mean, like it would get to you.

746
00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:32,860
The only connection that I've got to it is playing.

747
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:34,100
Again, it comes to, I suppose,

748
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:36,980
if you play with your friends,

749
00:26:36,980 --> 00:26:38,580
because it's a team game,

750
00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:40,420
like you can only play with X amount of people.

751
00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:41,460
I don't know how many it is,

752
00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:43,220
if you get it again, I don't fucking know.

753
00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:45,580
But like, if you get on with the people

754
00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:48,180
that you're playing with, you might be all right.

755
00:26:48,180 --> 00:26:50,100
I suppose you would get to a certain point

756
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:52,540
where like the only thing I can liken it to

757
00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:57,540
is when I used to be quite heavy in rated PVP for wow,

758
00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:01,580
like arenas and rated battlegrounds.

759
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:06,580
And obviously they had ratings rather than categories.

760
00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:10,020
And yeah, you would get to a point

761
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:14,060
where sort of you'd hit like 2000 plus rating

762
00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:17,980
and it would be like, you'd get maybe like five or six

763
00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:19,340
rating for a win.

764
00:27:19,340 --> 00:27:20,540
But if you fucking lose,

765
00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:22,380
you're losing about a hundred something rating.

766
00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:24,380
You go, you fucking, cause it's such a,

767
00:27:24,380 --> 00:27:26,860
such a cunt to get it back up.

768
00:27:26,860 --> 00:27:28,220
Cause you can always think, you know,

769
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:31,420
like we spoke earlier about people's egos and stuff

770
00:27:31,420 --> 00:27:33,340
that if you really push it down to it,

771
00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:35,660
you'd be like, we didn't lose because of me.

772
00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:37,700
And then you go, you go, well, actually,

773
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:39,060
because you were playing like a dick,

774
00:27:39,060 --> 00:27:40,940
you know, it's a team game.

775
00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:44,020
So ultimately we fucked it because we fucked it not.

776
00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:46,660
You might go, oh yeah, my bad.

777
00:27:46,660 --> 00:27:47,500
I, you know, I fucking-

778
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,900
I think that's the toxicity.

779
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:50,180
And it isn't, is where you go, you go,

780
00:27:50,180 --> 00:27:51,740
well, I was playing absolutely fine.

781
00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:53,700
You fucked up rather than going,

782
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:56,340
okay, we've made a mistake here.

783
00:27:56,340 --> 00:27:57,180
You did this wrong.

784
00:27:57,180 --> 00:27:58,300
I could have done this.

785
00:27:58,300 --> 00:27:59,580
We can work on it this way.

786
00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:00,580
But let's figure this out.

787
00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:03,020
But for some reason, when you're fucking,

788
00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:06,260
that's the crazy thing is, is most of the time-

789
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:08,540
It's like calling Jay bad at Overwatch.

790
00:28:08,540 --> 00:28:10,500
He was terrible at Overwatch though.

791
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:11,340
He was really bad.

792
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:12,180
And at Space Marine 2.

793
00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:13,300
Pokemon.

794
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:14,260
And bad at Pokemon.

795
00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,060
He was bad at Space Marine 2 and all.

796
00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:16,940
And he won't listen to this.

797
00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:18,500
He won't have a fucking clue.

798
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,540
Roman will tell him about it.

799
00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:23,740
But he gave it the absolute big one from Wigan

800
00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:26,500
with Overwatch 2 saying that, oh, he's fucking sick

801
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,420
and bloody, bloody, bloody, blah.

802
00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:29,540
Shit.

803
00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:30,380
Yeah.

804
00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:31,220
Fucking useless.

805
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,340
He let me down on Space Marine 2 when I joined him.

806
00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:34,380
I was useless on that.

807
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:37,060
I know, even for the, what, one or two games

808
00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:38,260
that I played with you boys.

809
00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:40,980
I sat at the back doing fuck all.

810
00:28:40,980 --> 00:28:44,740
Doing nothing, sniping, sniping, sniping, sniping.

811
00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:46,100
He was playing the Vanguard class

812
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,580
and the one with the grapple claw.

813
00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:51,380
And he kept going down and I was like, what are you doing?

814
00:28:51,380 --> 00:28:52,220
Who, me?

815
00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:53,900
Him, like he kept going down.

816
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,460
No, I was playing the grapple class.

817
00:28:55,460 --> 00:28:57,540
This was the time before you joined us.

818
00:28:57,540 --> 00:28:58,780
It was just me and him.

819
00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:01,260
I don't know if we had a random or a bot.

820
00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:02,740
He was like, yeah, yeah, I was doing really well.

821
00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:04,340
And I was like, what difficult are we on?

822
00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:05,780
And it's like normal.

823
00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:06,780
He's like, kept going down.

824
00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:07,940
I'm like, what's going on?

825
00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:08,780
He's struggling.

826
00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:09,620
He's struggling.

827
00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:10,460
What's going on, you little baby boy?

828
00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:12,500
Yeah, I remember him saying that he was fucking,

829
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,940
he was, he was shit hot.

830
00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:14,780
That's what I mean.

831
00:29:14,780 --> 00:29:16,940
If you keep, if you get people that say they're good

832
00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:18,140
and then they're not very good

833
00:29:18,140 --> 00:29:19,980
and you think that you're better than them

834
00:29:19,980 --> 00:29:21,180
and you go, well, you're a bit shit

835
00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:22,660
and they get defensive and whatever.

836
00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:23,500
And it just carries on.

837
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,860
Like we can do it all in good humor and go, yeah, Jay,

838
00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:27,500
you're fucking useless.

839
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,340
Bit shit.

840
00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:29,180
Absolutely useless.

841
00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:30,860
And he'd go, right, yeah, great, thanks.

842
00:29:30,860 --> 00:29:33,260
I wonder if I can fucking ring him with your answer.

843
00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:36,580
Uh, his mates coming around, he's got, um,

844
00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:39,500
uh, his mates coming around with the quest,

845
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,260
uh, the meta quest.

846
00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:43,020
I wonder if he'd answer.

847
00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:45,020
I very, very rarely ring him.

848
00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:45,860
So maybe.

849
00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:46,700
So maybe he might.

850
00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:47,780
I see.

851
00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:48,620
Guest appearance.

852
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,460
Here we go.

853
00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:50,460
It's typical.

854
00:29:50,460 --> 00:29:51,460
He won't fucking answer.

855
00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:52,460
It's like prank call.

856
00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:53,460
You know them memes where he's like.

857
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:54,460
He is also, what time is it?

858
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,460
What's that, big boss?

859
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,300
No, he's not.

860
00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:57,140
He's not.

861
00:29:57,140 --> 00:29:57,980
He's not.

862
00:29:57,980 --> 00:29:58,820
He's not.

863
00:29:58,820 --> 00:29:59,660
He's not.

864
00:29:59,660 --> 00:30:00,500
He's not.

865
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:01,340
He's not.

866
00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:02,180
He's not.

867
00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:03,020
He's not.

868
00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:03,860
He's not.

869
00:30:03,860 --> 00:30:04,700
He's not.

870
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:05,540
He's not.

871
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:06,620
What's happening, boss?

872
00:30:06,620 --> 00:30:07,460
What's happening?

873
00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:08,300
You're all right.

874
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:09,140
There he is.

875
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:09,980
Yeah, I'm just on meta quest.

876
00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:11,300
I'm doing someone's hair, boss.

877
00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:12,980
Yeah, no, that's, no, no, that's fine.

878
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:14,820
This ain't going to fucking take us that long, man.

879
00:30:14,820 --> 00:30:15,660
It's sweet.

880
00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:16,700
I'm on the podcast.

881
00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:18,940
So I'm recording you for a minute.

882
00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:19,780
All right.

883
00:30:19,780 --> 00:30:20,620
Yeah.

884
00:30:20,620 --> 00:30:21,900
Maybe you'll actually listen to this episode

885
00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:22,820
if you can be bothered.

886
00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:24,020
So some support.

887
00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:27,340
We're just talking about how Waf you were at Overwatch 2.

888
00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:28,300
All right, brilliant.

889
00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:29,740
No, listen, right?

890
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,860
Overwatch 2, that was a problem

891
00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:34,820
because I played with OMSIS

892
00:30:34,820 --> 00:30:37,740
and you go on PC, no OMSIS, you miss everything.

893
00:30:37,740 --> 00:30:39,180
I couldn't even jump with Lucio.

894
00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:40,020
So I don't know.

895
00:30:40,020 --> 00:30:42,700
Yeah, but that just sounds like an excuse to me.

896
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:43,540
So who's this?

897
00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:44,380
Ask him about Space Marine.

898
00:30:44,380 --> 00:30:45,380
Space Marine 2 as well.

899
00:30:45,380 --> 00:30:46,580
That was a problem there.

900
00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:47,980
Space Marine, no, no way.

901
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:48,820
No shot.

902
00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:50,180
No, no.

903
00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:53,100
Pokemon, that's another issue.

904
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:55,460
No, well, I'll tell you what the real issue now is.

905
00:30:55,460 --> 00:30:58,460
My client is waiting for me on meta quest barbershop.

906
00:30:58,460 --> 00:30:59,300
Yeah.

907
00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:01,380
In the middle of his hair cut.

908
00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:03,220
And now I don't know where to start.

909
00:31:03,220 --> 00:31:07,220
You're cutting someone's hair on meta quest.

910
00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:08,460
As you're sure he's in the position

911
00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:11,260
to give recommendations about haircuts.

912
00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:13,300
He's got some eyebrow cut, isn't he?

913
00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:14,820
All right, well.

914
00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:16,580
He's spinning around in his chair and everything.

915
00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:17,540
Yeah?

916
00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:19,340
All right, fair enough.

917
00:31:19,340 --> 00:31:21,140
Okay, well, maybe that's something

918
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,180
that you'd be decent at then.

919
00:31:23,180 --> 00:31:24,100
Yeah, maybe.

920
00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:24,940
Maybe.

921
00:31:24,940 --> 00:31:25,780
It might be my main thing.

922
00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:26,620
All right.

923
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:27,900
But I am actually decent.

924
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:29,540
I don't want everyone to think I'm not good.

925
00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:31,380
Yeah, no, I don't believe that at all.

926
00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:32,340
We've just been talking about you

927
00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:34,820
for the last maybe like five, 10 minutes.

928
00:31:34,820 --> 00:31:37,020
Wow, so the plug's actually gonna be good.

929
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:37,860
All right.

930
00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:40,100
No, shit, it's episode.

931
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:41,100
Got a client, yeah?

932
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:42,700
Yeah, all right, well, I'll let you go, mate.

933
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:43,540
I'll speak to you later.

934
00:31:43,540 --> 00:31:44,380
Thank you, mate.

935
00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:45,220
I've got a job on.

936
00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:46,060
All right.

937
00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:46,900
Everyone's out the weekend.

938
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:47,740
We'll need to get the haircut done.

939
00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:48,580
All right, mate, no worries.

940
00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:49,420
All right, all right.

941
00:31:49,420 --> 00:31:50,260
Bye-bye then.

942
00:31:50,260 --> 00:31:51,100
Bye-bye.

943
00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:53,940
Ha ha ha.

944
00:31:53,940 --> 00:31:54,780
Ha ha ha.

945
00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:55,620
Ha ha ha.

946
00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:56,460
Ha ha ha.

947
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:57,300
Ha ha ha.

948
00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:59,020
Maybe he will listen.

949
00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:00,060
Maybe he'll listen.

950
00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:01,540
32 minutes in.

951
00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:04,260
About 30-odd minutes is where he fucking,

952
00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:05,860
is where I'll remind him.

953
00:32:05,860 --> 00:32:07,020
What episode is this gonna be

954
00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:07,860
that he's gonna fucking,

955
00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:09,660
that he's not gonna listen to?

956
00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:12,380
What is this, 106 or seven?

957
00:32:12,380 --> 00:32:13,860
Something like that, I think.

958
00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:15,260
Fucking, are we not that,

959
00:32:15,260 --> 00:32:17,580
no, you're further than that.

960
00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:18,420
Oh, is it?

961
00:32:18,420 --> 00:32:19,260
Oh, no, that's the patrons.

962
00:32:19,260 --> 00:32:20,180
One, two, three.

963
00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:21,420
One, two, three.

964
00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:23,380
Welcome to episode one, two, three.

965
00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:24,220
I think it's like, yeah,

966
00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:27,660
I think it's like 107 on the patron episodes.

967
00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:30,220
Patron.com forward slash what's the button.

968
00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:31,060
Shameful, it's not.

969
00:32:31,060 --> 00:32:31,900
It's that way.

970
00:32:33,220 --> 00:32:35,940
So yeah, that's a crack.

971
00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:36,780
That's Jay.

972
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:40,460
He added me today on Marvel Rivals.

973
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,780
So I'll probably play one game of him

974
00:32:41,780 --> 00:32:42,620
and go, yeah, no, you're sweet.

975
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:43,580
Yeah, he won't ever play it.

976
00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:44,980
But I don't think they've got the,

977
00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:47,860
because to be, in his defense,

978
00:32:47,860 --> 00:32:50,020
it does seem stupid that you're gonna enable cross play

979
00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:52,100
on Overwatch 2, and then the people

980
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,060
that are playing on console get their aim assist

981
00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:55,740
taken away from them when they join a lobby

982
00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:57,220
that involves PC players,

983
00:32:57,220 --> 00:33:00,100
because that is such a massive disadvantage.

984
00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:00,940
100%.

985
00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:02,180
And then you with the movement on PC,

986
00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:04,260
like I said this morning when we was in the yard,

987
00:33:04,260 --> 00:33:06,860
I'm doing about fucking 1080 worth of spins

988
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,900
before he's even done 180 himself.

989
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:09,740
Yeah.

990
00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:11,580
It's very, very much not fair.

991
00:33:11,580 --> 00:33:12,780
Fucking rookie.

992
00:33:12,780 --> 00:33:14,660
Because I never realized how,

993
00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:17,140
because I-

994
00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:18,300
The difference still.

995
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:22,940
I far prefer shooting on mouse and keyboard.

996
00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:25,420
It feels weird because I said it to someone,

997
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,020
who did I say it to?

998
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:32,020
It might be off the back of when we did, across Christmas,

999
00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:36,780
Alicia got a Switch, and we got the Switch dock,

1000
00:33:36,780 --> 00:33:39,220
and we were playing little games on that.

1001
00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:43,380
And then obviously with my parents and her dad and brother

1002
00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:46,020
and her mom and whatever, and different people,

1003
00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:48,700
and my brother.

1004
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,700
And obviously everyone's digging me out

1005
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:52,580
because they're going, oh yeah, he's just too good,

1006
00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:53,660
and fucking whatever.

1007
00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:55,620
It's like, no, it's just I've been playing video games

1008
00:33:55,620 --> 00:33:56,460
for a little while.

1009
00:33:56,460 --> 00:33:58,260
And I know how to use a fucking-

1010
00:33:58,260 --> 00:33:59,100
Yeah, yeah.

1011
00:33:59,100 --> 00:33:59,940
A fucking Switch.

1012
00:33:59,940 --> 00:34:00,780
I'm not a fucking boomer.

1013
00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:01,620
Yeah.

1014
00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:02,460
I know what I'm doing.

1015
00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:03,300
Yeah, pretty much.

1016
00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:05,380
And then it was like, I said to her,

1017
00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:07,420
it was like, it's weird going from

1018
00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,380
originally being a console gamer,

1019
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,500
obviously with a controller,

1020
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:15,020
then you migrate to PC and you're using mouse and keyboard.

1021
00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:19,620
And how much, your aiming gets so much better on a mouse,

1022
00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:24,620
but then your movement's fucking weird on the PC

1023
00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:27,460
with a keyboard compared to smooth movement

1024
00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:29,500
with the driving games.

1025
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,580
Try doing a fucking driving-

1026
00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:31,900
I'll fuck doing driving game on a-

1027
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:33,980
Driving game on a fucking WASD.

1028
00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:35,060
It's a fucking- Fucking no chance.

1029
00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:35,900
It's grim.

1030
00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:38,060
It's because you haven't got the motion of it

1031
00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:38,900
with an analog stick.

1032
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:39,980
You can feel it way better.

1033
00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:42,380
And then occasionally going back to playing

1034
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:48,380
games on Switch or I got the dock for the Steam Deck

1035
00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:50,180
and I haven't really played it yet,

1036
00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:53,180
but obviously picked up a new controller to have too,

1037
00:34:53,180 --> 00:34:54,860
so that we could potentially play more games

1038
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,900
and being like, it's going to be weird going back

1039
00:34:56,900 --> 00:34:58,100
in that weird middle ground.

1040
00:34:58,100 --> 00:34:59,020
Yeah, to a controller.

1041
00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:01,460
Yeah, because I don't play a lot of controller stuff.

1042
00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:04,580
Yeah, because I know that when Steph was asking me

1043
00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:05,420
the other week-

1044
00:35:05,420 --> 00:35:06,940
Even using the Steam Deck to me is a bit-

1045
00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:08,700
It's weird, yeah, it feels weird.

1046
00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:11,380
Because that's the only main gripe I've ever got

1047
00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:13,780
about the Steam Deck is I find it a little bit too big,

1048
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:16,260
because it's almost like, even though,

1049
00:35:16,260 --> 00:35:17,980
even though it doesn't really make a lot of sense,

1050
00:35:17,980 --> 00:35:19,980
I just feel like where you're holding it,

1051
00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:24,620
the joystick needs to be a little bit closer into the edges

1052
00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:27,020
for your thumb, because I find my thumb is overstretching.

1053
00:35:27,020 --> 00:35:29,220
Or if you try and use the back triggers

1054
00:35:29,220 --> 00:35:31,020
and your thumbs at the same time,

1055
00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:33,500
it feels like your hand stretching far more.

1056
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:37,500
I find that the, I don't like the new PlayStation controllers.

1057
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,260
Do you not? No.

1058
00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:41,740
I don't really like the PlayStation controllers in general.

1059
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,700
No? I find that, especially the newer ones,

1060
00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:44,860
I find them too small.

1061
00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:46,940
Oh, see, I quite like them.

1062
00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:49,740
Because I find where I put my, when I'm gripping,

1063
00:35:49,740 --> 00:35:52,420
I find that I put the middle of the pad

1064
00:35:52,420 --> 00:35:56,420
in that section of my thumb, rather than that point

1065
00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:57,860
when I'm moving around.

1066
00:35:57,860 --> 00:35:59,260
Yeah, I do the same thing.

1067
00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:00,820
You do it on the ball of your thumb.

1068
00:36:00,820 --> 00:36:01,660
Yeah, rather than anything.

1069
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:04,420
And I can't do it any other way, which then fucks me up

1070
00:36:04,420 --> 00:36:06,820
when I'm trying to do stuff a lot of the time.

1071
00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:08,500
Yeah, see, I've been-

1072
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:13,500
But then I was Xbox, which I find that having

1073
00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:15,220
that position- You've got a different layout.

1074
00:36:15,220 --> 00:36:17,500
And that one lower works so much better to me

1075
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,820
that having them together, scrunched together.

1076
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:21,860
Yeah, see, I've always been Sony.

1077
00:36:21,860 --> 00:36:23,020
I've always been PlayStation.

1078
00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:25,540
So that's so ingrained to me that playing

1079
00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:27,660
on an Xbox controller feels fucking horrible.

1080
00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:28,500
I hate it.

1081
00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:29,980
Cause I go, why the fuck is one up here

1082
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:31,340
and one's down there that don't work?

1083
00:36:31,340 --> 00:36:32,460
You're not coming around to mine then.

1084
00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:35,420
Everyone's like, it's the best way to play on a controller.

1085
00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:36,620
For me, it ain't, I don't like it.

1086
00:36:36,620 --> 00:36:38,500
But it's the same with WoW, where everyone uses

1087
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,140
a shitload of key binds for everything

1088
00:36:40,140 --> 00:36:41,660
and bladdy, bladdy, blah.

1089
00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:46,380
I'm still fucking WASD and fucking Q and E to strafe.

1090
00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:48,140
And then, yeah, one, two, three, four,

1091
00:36:48,140 --> 00:36:49,340
and then fucking click the rest.

1092
00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:51,740
Cause you've got a funny mouse, haven't you, as well?

1093
00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:53,460
Yeah, but I don't- A special multi-button mouse.

1094
00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:54,380
Yeah, but I don't use it.

1095
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:56,100
So I've got- Exactly the same.

1096
00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:58,020
The Naga Trinity, I've got one,

1097
00:36:58,020 --> 00:37:01,460
but obviously it's got the interchangeable side plating

1098
00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:04,140
for it and you've got one where it's,

1099
00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:08,420
one where it's nine buttons in a ring

1100
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:10,780
and then another one where they're all in a fucking row.

1101
00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:13,420
And I think it goes up to like 12 or 16

1102
00:37:13,420 --> 00:37:14,580
or something like that.

1103
00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:17,380
And I've tried using both of them, don't like it.

1104
00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:20,180
The one that I have literally has two side buttons on it,

1105
00:37:20,180 --> 00:37:24,980
which I incorporate now into WoW by using key binds

1106
00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:26,620
because it's there and it makes life easier.

1107
00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:28,940
But it's like loads of people who have worked,

1108
00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:33,180
whenever I see screen grabs of other people's UIs and stuff

1109
00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:36,660
where they will have like big portions of their keyboards

1110
00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:39,500
are bound to different abilities and shit like that.

1111
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:41,020
And I go, I can't fathom that.

1112
00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:42,300
I wouldn't be able to keep track of it.

1113
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:43,140
I can't do it.

1114
00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:46,140
But it's like when like I say, a lot of people,

1115
00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:48,340
WASD is the main movement,

1116
00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:51,060
Q and E are your strafing left and right.

1117
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:54,220
A hell of a lot of people will bind Q and E,

1118
00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:57,900
so your strafes and S, which is your back pedaling,

1119
00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:58,940
two abilities.

1120
00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:01,860
So all your movement is W, A and D.

1121
00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:04,300
So you can rotate left and right and move forward.

1122
00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:05,620
And that's it.

1123
00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:07,460
Because what, and then what they do is

1124
00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:09,380
they completely devoid that.

1125
00:38:09,380 --> 00:38:11,980
And if you hold in both mouse buttons, it moves you.

1126
00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:13,380
And then obviously you can move the mouse

1127
00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:15,140
and then that will move your character.

1128
00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:16,460
But that's what most people do

1129
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,220
because it frees up this hand

1130
00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:20,300
to then use all your key binds.

1131
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:24,060
Which I have tried before in the past

1132
00:38:24,060 --> 00:38:26,260
and it felt so horrendously grim

1133
00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:30,900
because you've got to remember that's a decade more,

1134
00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:34,580
over a decade's worth of me playing WASD, QE

1135
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:37,900
and then the numbers on the keyboard.

1136
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:40,100
So to then try and change that.

1137
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:44,700
Because someone else is saying it's gonna make you,

1138
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,020
it's gonna make you play better.

1139
00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:47,820
And you go, I already play good.

1140
00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:49,420
I'm already good doing what I'm doing.

1141
00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:50,860
Yeah, but you're good at that little bit more.

1142
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:52,220
You could be even better.

1143
00:38:52,220 --> 00:38:53,580
I'm already sitting near the top.

1144
00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:54,940
I don't need it.

1145
00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:55,780
That's fine.

1146
00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:57,100
Don't need to worry about that.

1147
00:38:57,100 --> 00:38:57,940
Fuck that.

1148
00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:00,820
Like from a DPS point,

1149
00:39:00,820 --> 00:39:02,700
because obviously from healing you use an add-on anyway,

1150
00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:03,940
so it's all fucking mouse clicks.

1151
00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:04,940
And there's a whole different ball game.

1152
00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:06,140
But from DPS,

1153
00:39:06,140 --> 00:39:08,420
because I'm playing a fucking simple class anyway,

1154
00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:12,220
I'm already fucking in terms of meters up there.

1155
00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:14,660
We don't need to worry about doing any of that.

1156
00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:15,500
You know what I mean?

1157
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:16,420
So I just can't fucking.

1158
00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:19,780
But when I first started playing shooting games and stuff

1159
00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:24,780
on PC, it does just feel.

1160
00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:25,620
It feels better.

1161
00:39:25,620 --> 00:39:28,140
The only bit that prevents me from doing it all the time

1162
00:39:28,140 --> 00:39:30,180
is because I've got a laptop and not a PC.

1163
00:39:30,180 --> 00:39:32,620
So my laptop can run pretty much everything.

1164
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,740
But in terms of running stuff,

1165
00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:37,980
the beauty of console is console's designed

1166
00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:40,620
to run the games that are fucking made for it.

1167
00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:42,100
You ain't got to fuck around with any settings

1168
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:44,180
other than like fidelity or performance.

1169
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:46,580
So you buy a game,

1170
00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:49,700
you expect it to run at its optimum fucking settings,

1171
00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:50,860
full stop.

1172
00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:51,940
There's no adjusting there.

1173
00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:52,780
Where is it?

1174
00:39:52,780 --> 00:39:54,100
60 or 30 FPS.

1175
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:54,940
Where is it?

1176
00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:55,780
Where is it?

1177
00:39:55,780 --> 00:39:56,820
We have a PC.

1178
00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:57,940
There's all these different things

1179
00:39:57,940 --> 00:39:59,540
that you can adjust and everything,

1180
00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:00,460
which is great.

1181
00:40:00,460 --> 00:40:02,340
What was there was a game I couldn't, I ended up.

1182
00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:04,940
What was that one, Atomic Heart?

1183
00:40:06,580 --> 00:40:07,580
I played that on this.

1184
00:40:07,580 --> 00:40:08,820
And it was all interesting.

1185
00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:12,260
I couldn't play it because I couldn't adjust the FOV.

1186
00:40:12,260 --> 00:40:13,100
It made me feel ill.

1187
00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:13,940
Yeah, very annoying.

1188
00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:14,980
It made me feel really ill.

1189
00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,300
I know exactly what you mean.

1190
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:17,140
Exactly what you mean.

1191
00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:17,980
So I just went, no, I'm done.

1192
00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:20,020
And I think that's the reason why I stopped playing it

1193
00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:21,420
because I was really enjoying it

1194
00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:23,100
and I got about two thirds of the way through

1195
00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:24,420
and just never finished it.

1196
00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:25,420
And I think that's why,

1197
00:40:25,420 --> 00:40:29,260
but also the fact that where I'm playing on a laptop,

1198
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,740
it's not the smallest screen in the world,

1199
00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:32,620
it's also nowhere near the biggest screen in the world.

1200
00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:33,620
It's a nice screen.

1201
00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:35,980
It's not that much, I'd say what?

1202
00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:39,060
It's not tiny, but at the same time,

1203
00:40:39,060 --> 00:40:44,060
the ease of just spinning the chair around

1204
00:40:46,620 --> 00:40:47,860
and picking up a controller

1205
00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:50,380
and then there's a big old fucking telly there

1206
00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:53,420
and I can just lean back and do it like that.

1207
00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:54,700
What did mine lot say?

1208
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:59,820
New Year's, we played Marry a Party Jamboree.

1209
00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:03,220
On the Switch and they played that a lot

1210
00:41:03,220 --> 00:41:04,780
when we went to Ireland.

1211
00:41:04,780 --> 00:41:05,940
But when we were in Ireland,

1212
00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:09,540
we played it on a projector, just on a wall.

1213
00:41:09,540 --> 00:41:12,620
And you can imagine when we played that during the day,

1214
00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:13,580
when it was still light out,

1215
00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:16,540
obviously it was Ireland, so it was fucking great.

1216
00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:19,420
But it was still difficult to see

1217
00:41:19,420 --> 00:41:21,540
and especially for some of the little activities.

1218
00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:22,860
But then as it got into,

1219
00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:25,380
we stayed up till fucking four o'clock in the morning

1220
00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:28,540
and it's like, as it is now, it's fucking dark

1221
00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:30,020
that you could actually see everything.

1222
00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:32,260
And they were saying it was when we put it on the TV,

1223
00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:34,580
they're like, I'm glad we can fucking see stuff this time.

1224
00:41:34,580 --> 00:41:35,580
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1225
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,980
We've got one of those projectors

1226
00:41:37,980 --> 00:41:39,700
that we've always toyed with the idea

1227
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:42,180
of doing something like that.

1228
00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:45,060
It is good if you got the right setup for it.

1229
00:41:45,060 --> 00:41:50,060
But I was, I think waiting to move house,

1230
00:41:50,060 --> 00:41:51,020
get our own place.

1231
00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:51,860
Oh God, here we go.

1232
00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:53,340
And then this was when, this was when a couple weeks ago

1233
00:41:53,340 --> 00:41:56,580
when Steph was like, do you reckon you'll get a PC?

1234
00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:58,540
Because right now the reason I chose laptop

1235
00:41:58,540 --> 00:41:59,740
is because it needs to move around a lot.

1236
00:41:59,740 --> 00:42:02,580
The laptop gets used for the podcast on a weekly basis.

1237
00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:06,620
The laptop stays in one position for the rest of the week.

1238
00:42:06,620 --> 00:42:09,100
However, when I do need to move, I can,

1239
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:11,380
rather than having the big fucking rig set up

1240
00:42:11,380 --> 00:42:13,300
that I can't move.

1241
00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:14,780
Obviously you can move a PC,

1242
00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:17,740
but it's an upheaval to do it consistently on a weekly basis.

1243
00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:19,620
So that's why I went for laptop.

1244
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,540
It's one of those ones again where we've lived the same,

1245
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:23,420
or we live the same life.

1246
00:42:23,420 --> 00:42:25,060
Because when, what was it, B?

1247
00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:28,980
10 years ago, 11 years ago, I went,

1248
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:32,140
that was when I made my change from being a console gamer,

1249
00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:36,100
the heavily Xbox, but with a dabble in PlayStation.

1250
00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:39,140
And then I got a gaming laptop.

1251
00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:43,220
Because I went, okay, I can do my coursework stuff on it.

1252
00:42:43,220 --> 00:42:44,060
Yeah, yeah.

1253
00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:44,900
But I can also game.

1254
00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:46,220
Play games, yeah.

1255
00:42:46,220 --> 00:42:48,900
So as sort of said, we get our own place

1256
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,060
and then we've got the room where nothing's fucking,

1257
00:42:51,060 --> 00:42:53,220
where we're beholden as to whether

1258
00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:55,140
something moves around or not.

1259
00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:57,220
Then yeah, when I've got the space to facilitate it,

1260
00:42:57,220 --> 00:42:58,500
I will get a PC.

1261
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,380
Obviously that will be a big cost.

1262
00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:03,460
Like Owens fucking PC, two and a half grand.

1263
00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:05,900
Still crashes when he tries to play Rivals though.

1264
00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:07,220
So that's fucking great.

1265
00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:08,820
It's Rivals, not the PC.

1266
00:43:08,820 --> 00:43:09,860
Like, yeah, all right, mate.

1267
00:43:09,860 --> 00:43:10,700
Right, no worries.

1268
00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:12,820
That's literally why just before we moved

1269
00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:15,740
in that half year before I moved,

1270
00:43:15,740 --> 00:43:18,780
that I basically just went, right, I'm making a new PC.

1271
00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:21,140
Because I can't afford it afterwards.

1272
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,260
Yeah, see, that's what I'm worried about

1273
00:43:22,260 --> 00:43:23,460
because I've only got about a month.

1274
00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:25,460
Yeah, no, you got ages, don't worry.

1275
00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:26,620
The boat's fucking sailed.

1276
00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:27,460
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1277
00:43:27,460 --> 00:43:28,500
When this one falls through,

1278
00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:30,500
I've got another year of fucking waiting.

1279
00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:35,260
So yeah, I feel like when I get a proper PC setup,

1280
00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:40,260
that will be when I start buying shit for PC as opposed to,

1281
00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:42,340
because right now if a AAA comes out

1282
00:43:42,340 --> 00:43:45,340
and I want to play it, if it's on everything,

1283
00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:47,140
I'm going to get it on console.

1284
00:43:47,140 --> 00:43:49,820
Whereas if I've got a rig that I know

1285
00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:51,060
will be able to run it decent,

1286
00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:53,540
because that's the confliction is you go, right,

1287
00:43:54,420 --> 00:43:56,140
you take cyberpunk, for example.

1288
00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:58,140
It will play cyberpunk fine.

1289
00:43:58,140 --> 00:44:00,820
But if I want it to look absolutely stunning,

1290
00:44:00,820 --> 00:44:01,660
not going to do it.

1291
00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:02,480
You have to play about.

1292
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,180
There's going to be a little bit of an issue there.

1293
00:44:05,180 --> 00:44:07,340
Whereas I could just play it on the PS5

1294
00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:09,580
where it did look absolutely fantastic.

1295
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,500
And I haven't got to do anything there.

1296
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:14,460
Yeah, that is the one major downside.

1297
00:44:14,460 --> 00:44:17,020
Is it's always evolving, always.

1298
00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:19,420
As soon as you put something in it, it's outdated.

1299
00:44:19,420 --> 00:44:21,700
Something new is coming out and unless you can,

1300
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:23,380
that's the whole reason I had to get a new one

1301
00:44:23,380 --> 00:44:26,500
is because mine's not even, one's like six years old,

1302
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:29,300
seven years old, maybe a little bit older.

1303
00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:30,140
Maybe it's eight years.

1304
00:44:30,140 --> 00:44:32,380
I can't really remember it.

1305
00:44:32,380 --> 00:44:34,560
But the motherboard's out of date.

1306
00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:38,260
Can't put a new graphics card in it.

1307
00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:40,460
Nice, you have to change the motherboard

1308
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:41,580
so you can change the graphics card.

1309
00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:44,460
Yeah, so going from I had a 1080,

1310
00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:47,300
still solid bit of kit, still powerful now.

1311
00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:51,540
But wanted to get a little bit more out of it

1312
00:44:51,540 --> 00:44:54,260
and play more and more new games coming out

1313
00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:55,940
on better settings.

1314
00:44:55,940 --> 00:44:57,980
Go, yeah, you can't do that.

1315
00:44:57,980 --> 00:44:59,740
You can't move up to the next one.

1316
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:00,580
What's this?

1317
00:45:00,580 --> 00:45:01,700
This has a...

1318
00:45:04,820 --> 00:45:06,380
It's annoying how expensive it is.

1319
00:45:06,380 --> 00:45:08,940
There is a lot more like, I'd say longevity in it

1320
00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,340
in some respects, but.

1321
00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:12,940
I think this has a 4080 in it, no, 4060.

1322
00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:14,380
Oh, baby.

1323
00:45:14,380 --> 00:45:15,220
I think.

1324
00:45:15,220 --> 00:45:16,220
Oh, baby.

1325
00:45:16,220 --> 00:45:17,580
It says it on the system.

1326
00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:18,420
I can't remember what mine's got.

1327
00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:20,220
Performance, here we go.

1328
00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:21,860
It has...

1329
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:25,140
Not gonna tell me.

1330
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:25,980
Here we go.

1331
00:45:27,180 --> 00:45:31,300
11th gen Intel i7.

1332
00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:35,340
Really, you're not gonna tell me?

1333
00:45:35,340 --> 00:45:36,540
Oh no, sorry.

1334
00:45:36,540 --> 00:45:38,940
It has a 3080.

1335
00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:39,780
What have I got?

1336
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:42,860
Nvidia GeForce RTX 3080.

1337
00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:44,860
4070 Ti.

1338
00:45:44,860 --> 00:45:45,700
In mine?

1339
00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:47,300
I don't know what any of that means.

1340
00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:49,860
I ain't got fucking clue what any of that means.

1341
00:45:49,860 --> 00:45:51,940
Oh my God, you've got a 4080 Ti

1342
00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:55,420
that's so much better than the fucking 1072 PX.

1343
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:56,260
No idea.

1344
00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:57,100
Such a load of bollocks.

1345
00:45:57,100 --> 00:45:57,940
I ain't got any clue.

1346
00:45:57,940 --> 00:45:58,860
It plays well, fantastic.

1347
00:45:58,860 --> 00:46:00,460
It plays Marvel Rivals, fantastic.

1348
00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:03,060
I ain't got a fucking clue what any of that means.

1349
00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:04,340
It makes me laugh because it's one of those ones

1350
00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:06,220
where it's like, you've got such a powerful PC,

1351
00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:08,460
but why are you playing fucking Minecraft?

1352
00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:09,300
Pretty much.

1353
00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:10,420
And you go, it's a peaceful life.

1354
00:46:10,420 --> 00:46:12,580
Yeah, because I fucking can.

1355
00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:16,380
It's currently 43 degrees and it's outputting 10 watts

1356
00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:17,220
of power.

1357
00:46:18,620 --> 00:46:20,220
You can overclock it and all that shit.

1358
00:46:20,220 --> 00:46:21,980
I ain't got a fucking clue what any of that does.

1359
00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:22,820
I ain't got a clue.

1360
00:46:22,820 --> 00:46:25,460
People keep talking about updating their graphics drivers.

1361
00:46:25,460 --> 00:46:26,420
Right?

1362
00:46:26,420 --> 00:46:28,980
I update mine, but everyone's got a different way.

1363
00:46:28,980 --> 00:46:30,300
How do you do yours?

1364
00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:33,540
I've got a, mine is the auto updater.

1365
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:34,700
So I literally just fucking.

1366
00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:35,740
So I've got the control.

1367
00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:37,180
I've got the Nvidia control panel.

1368
00:46:37,180 --> 00:46:39,100
So I click on that and then, I mean, it won't,

1369
00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:41,380
because I've got no internet, but it tells me

1370
00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:43,980
if I've got the latest driver installed.

1371
00:46:43,980 --> 00:46:46,220
But I know that there's a lot of people that do it manually.

1372
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:47,060
Yeah.

1373
00:46:47,060 --> 00:46:48,060
I haven't got the fucking.

1374
00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:49,420
I don't understand that because like.

1375
00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:50,420
I've got no interest in that.

1376
00:46:50,420 --> 00:46:51,660
Cause like I can.

1377
00:46:51,660 --> 00:46:53,900
If the wizard can do it, the wizard can do it.

1378
00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:57,340
This is what I mean, because I can go on MSI's website

1379
00:46:57,340 --> 00:46:59,460
and then look up all the different drivers,

1380
00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:02,100
but then I have to, I have to manually download them,

1381
00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:04,660
unzip them myself and then do a load.

1382
00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:06,620
Is this your elite discord friends?

1383
00:47:06,620 --> 00:47:08,420
I've no fucking idea.

1384
00:47:08,420 --> 00:47:09,420
They can explain it to me.

1385
00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:10,660
Connor will be listening to this

1386
00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:11,900
because he listens to all of them.

1387
00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:15,180
And he, he will undoubtedly, when I next play with him

1388
00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:18,380
and he's listened to this, he will explain to me what it is.

1389
00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:20,580
And I'll sit there not listening to any of it

1390
00:47:20,580 --> 00:47:21,900
and just go, thank you.

1391
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:23,540
He seems like an intelligent geek.

1392
00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:25,740
So he's you, he's you.

1393
00:47:25,740 --> 00:47:28,140
Yeah, but I don't know any of that.

1394
00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:30,900
No, but you're nerdy in most of all ways.

1395
00:47:30,900 --> 00:47:33,020
He's a Warhammer geek and all.

1396
00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:33,860
He's nerdy.

1397
00:47:33,860 --> 00:47:34,700
We're going to have to fight.

1398
00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:36,580
He's nerdy in the same way that you're nerdy.

1399
00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:38,300
If I got you two in a room together.

1400
00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:39,140
That's going to be.

1401
00:47:39,140 --> 00:47:40,900
Set you off with Warhammer, the pair of you

1402
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:43,260
are just going to start fucking bouncing off each other.

1403
00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:44,100
Tism.

1404
00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:44,940
Oh.

1405
00:47:44,940 --> 00:47:45,780
To be able to smell it from under the door.

1406
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:48,460
Yeah, but it's going to go like Highlander, isn't it though?

1407
00:47:48,460 --> 00:47:49,300
What do you mean?

1408
00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:50,700
There can be only one.

1409
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,620
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

1410
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:53,460
You'll have to suck him off.

1411
00:47:53,460 --> 00:47:54,380
Nah, nah, nah, nah.

1412
00:47:54,380 --> 00:47:56,380
They're proper nerdy.

1413
00:47:56,380 --> 00:47:57,220
You know what I mean?

1414
00:47:57,220 --> 00:47:59,060
Like, like, like.

1415
00:47:59,060 --> 00:48:02,900
Owen is Steph's mate from, from, from work.

1416
00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:04,620
And we've taken him under our wing.

1417
00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:06,700
Cause he's a, he's a young and he's 90.

1418
00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:07,540
A wee-in.

1419
00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:09,540
A proper wee-in.

1420
00:48:09,540 --> 00:48:11,100
And.

1421
00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:12,500
Zuma.

1422
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:14,820
And he, he, he is nerdy in the same way

1423
00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:16,380
that we're all fucking nerdy.

1424
00:48:16,380 --> 00:48:18,260
But when you start playing Marvel Rivals

1425
00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:20,180
with all of the nerds together,

1426
00:48:20,180 --> 00:48:22,500
and then you start getting them on topics of conversation

1427
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:27,340
like League and Warhammer and fucking Age of Civilization

1428
00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:29,340
and all this other stuff.

1429
00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:31,500
And you go, yeah, you're way nerdy than I am.

1430
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:32,540
Nothing wrong with it at all.

1431
00:48:32,540 --> 00:48:33,580
Because it's a wealth of knowledge.

1432
00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:35,740
I take it all in.

1433
00:48:35,740 --> 00:48:36,660
But I go fucking hell.

1434
00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:40,220
Like you, you boys are a proper fucking, you know,

1435
00:48:40,220 --> 00:48:41,620
way more shit than I do.

1436
00:48:41,620 --> 00:48:43,060
And I thought I was a nerd.

1437
00:48:43,060 --> 00:48:45,740
Did I tell you how cringy I felt in the Warhammer?

1438
00:48:47,180 --> 00:48:50,980
When I went to play Warhammer 2v2 with my pal.

1439
00:48:50,980 --> 00:48:53,620
Oh God, was it like proper fucking measuring tapes out

1440
00:48:53,620 --> 00:48:54,460
and all sorts of shit?

1441
00:48:54,460 --> 00:48:56,380
So we went in.

1442
00:48:56,380 --> 00:48:59,980
I think you'll find it's actually 2.7 centimeters away.

1443
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:00,940
Genuinely.

1444
00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:01,780
Was it like?

1445
00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:04,300
So we rocked it.

1446
00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:05,420
Like we were there.

1447
00:49:05,420 --> 00:49:08,940
I rocked in late because I was not originally intending

1448
00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:09,780
on going there.

1449
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:13,180
And then when obviously the other two were late,

1450
00:49:13,180 --> 00:49:16,260
my pal's usually late, but we all mobbed in

1451
00:49:16,260 --> 00:49:18,180
and they'd already sort of started setting up

1452
00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:19,580
and I just rocked in because I was like,

1453
00:49:19,580 --> 00:49:21,660
okay, I may as well turn up.

1454
00:49:21,660 --> 00:49:26,660
And we all seemed nerdy, but relatively normal.

1455
00:49:27,580 --> 00:49:29,580
And like fucking, we got the cancer monster there

1456
00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:30,620
and fucking whatever else.

1457
00:49:30,620 --> 00:49:32,540
And we're all eager there to have a good time.

1458
00:49:32,540 --> 00:49:34,420
And we say, right, what are we doing?

1459
00:49:34,420 --> 00:49:37,060
Obviously 2v2, we went, should we just have a fucking bust

1460
00:49:37,060 --> 00:49:37,900
up?

1461
00:49:37,900 --> 00:49:39,340
We all went, yeah, sweet.

1462
00:49:39,340 --> 00:49:41,260
We won't do any fucking extra shit.

1463
00:49:41,260 --> 00:49:44,700
No objectives, no fucking cards, no fucking whatever.

1464
00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:47,460
We'll just do, we can have our army rules,

1465
00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:50,540
even though we're playing like two armies

1466
00:49:50,540 --> 00:49:53,300
and we can still do command points and whatever else,

1467
00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:54,620
but we won't do victory points.

1468
00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:56,700
We won't do fucking anything.

1469
00:49:56,700 --> 00:49:57,820
And we're just having a good time.

1470
00:49:57,820 --> 00:49:59,900
We're just fucking getting into it,

1471
00:49:59,900 --> 00:50:03,380
fucking smashing each other, causing chaos or whatever.

1472
00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:06,460
And I hear from the table next to me, the fucking,

1473
00:50:06,460 --> 00:50:08,220
well, I think you're actually.

1474
00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:09,060
Oh my God.

1475
00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:12,420
I just glance over and they're the most like fucking

1476
00:50:12,420 --> 00:50:16,020
baiter, soy boy looking like,

1477
00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:17,820
fucking sweaty, greasy.

1478
00:50:17,820 --> 00:50:18,820
Sigma males.

1479
00:50:18,820 --> 00:50:21,940
Like grabbing out the fucking laser pointer

1480
00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:25,980
and being like, my piece of this can see your piece of that.

1481
00:50:25,980 --> 00:50:27,060
Oh my.

1482
00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:29,580
I can highlight your virginity from here.

1483
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:32,740
I was like, oh fuck.

1484
00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:33,580
Oh no.

1485
00:50:33,580 --> 00:50:35,700
I was like, Jesus Christ.

1486
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:36,780
I was like, help.

1487
00:50:36,780 --> 00:50:39,020
Some people will take it really fucking serious though.

1488
00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:40,620
They spend a lot of money to take it.

1489
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,900
And I thought, I know we're nerdy and fucking weird.

1490
00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:45,740
And I was like, they're something else.

1491
00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:46,980
They're the furry con.

1492
00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:47,820
I'm like.

1493
00:50:47,820 --> 00:50:50,060
And I don't get why it's so intriguing

1494
00:50:50,060 --> 00:50:51,380
because they're not harming anyone.

1495
00:50:51,380 --> 00:50:52,220
No.

1496
00:50:52,220 --> 00:50:53,660
I mean, they're harmless.

1497
00:50:53,660 --> 00:50:54,980
Nerdy nerds are harmless.

1498
00:50:54,980 --> 00:50:56,340
They're not doing anything.

1499
00:50:56,340 --> 00:50:59,300
They're just really, really, really fucking

1500
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:00,780
in depth with the shit that they're doing.

1501
00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:01,820
You call me autistic.

1502
00:51:01,820 --> 00:51:03,220
They were proper.

1503
00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:05,380
That was something beyond.

1504
00:51:05,380 --> 00:51:06,220
Proper there.

1505
00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:07,060
You know what I mean?

1506
00:51:07,060 --> 00:51:07,900
Yeah.

1507
00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:10,220
Bathe in chicken nuggets and ketchup.

1508
00:51:11,220 --> 00:51:12,060
Yeah.

1509
00:51:12,060 --> 00:51:13,180
Only dinner they'll eat is like Mark.

1510
00:51:13,180 --> 00:51:14,020
Proper water.

1511
00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:17,100
Potato smileys and fucking chicken nuggets.

1512
00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:17,940
English tapas.

1513
00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:19,940
Oh yeah.

1514
00:51:19,940 --> 00:51:21,100
We had English tapas the other day.

1515
00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:21,940
Oh, it was great.

1516
00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:22,780
When they came around,

1517
00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:25,940
literally just had fucking boxes of fucking Iceland's.

1518
00:51:25,940 --> 00:51:26,980
Bargees.

1519
00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:28,420
Oh yeah.

1520
00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:29,260
That was her parents.

1521
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:30,100
I'm sorry.

1522
00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:30,940
Right.

1523
00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:35,540
An Indian night one night

1524
00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:38,860
and then fucking English cuisine the next.

1525
00:51:38,860 --> 00:51:39,700
Yeah.

1526
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:40,540
And what?

1527
00:51:40,540 --> 00:51:41,380
Fantastic.

1528
00:51:41,380 --> 00:51:43,900
You're just jealous because you weren't invited.

1529
00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,500
We'll leave it on that high note, shall we?

1530
00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:46,340
Yeah.

1531
00:51:46,340 --> 00:51:47,260
Go and do the patron.

1532
00:51:47,260 --> 00:51:48,100
Yeah.

1533
00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:49,020
Right.

1534
00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:49,860
That's it.

1535
00:51:49,860 --> 00:51:50,700
See you later everyone.

1536
00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:51,540
Uru.

1537
00:51:51,540 --> 00:51:58,300
Bye.