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Hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip hop, hip hop.

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Hello.

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That was terrible.

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I feel like mine.

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All of the intros that we've ever done.

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Hip hop. This is 119.

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Hip Hop Anonymous?

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That was awful.

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Have you not seen Big Daddy?

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No, but what are you on about?

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Hip Hop? Hip Hop Anonymous?

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You've never seen?

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No. Are you having a stroke?

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You don't get it, then.

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No. No, no, no, it's just beyond me.

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You all right?

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Yeah, you?

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You've been doing much?

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Loads.

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Loads of nothing.

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I've been busy.

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I've been busy.

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What did we say last episode when we were talking about fucking...

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What are we doing?

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What is this?

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Is this Patreon or is this V?

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No, no.

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This is for the fucking regulars.

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This ain't for the paying customers.

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Let's just say I know what I can say and what I can't.

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Okay.

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I will save the good stuff for the fucking paying people.

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That's what I'm saying.

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Give these a lot of the shit and then go on to the good stuff in the paid section.

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Like bowel movements.

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Yeah.

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It was great, wasn't it?

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I've been playing nearly finished Callisto Protocol.

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Oh, yes.

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I'll see you play that.

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Yeah.

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Not my first ever horror game.

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I think it might be the first ever horror game that I'm going to complete.

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It's not as scary as I first thought, but it's very, very fun.

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It's very fun.

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You've got this weird anti-gravity hand thing where you can just fucking pick people up

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and go, vroom, see you later.

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It kind of takes the scariness out of it because when something pops up at you, which happens

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quite often, you just pick the cunt up and go, see you.

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Then another one comes out and you go, I'll pick you up.

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See you later.

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It's very fun.

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Why do you get such bad reviews?

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Or is it just you don't know?

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No, I don't actually know.

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Because that got terrible reviews.

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It did get terrible reviews, didn't it?

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I don't actually know.

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I'll have a quick look because I did read somewhere that it had bad reviews.

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Terrible reviews because I was excited for that game because they got hundreds and hundreds

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of different death animations.

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Yeah, loads.

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There's some gruesome ones, but after you see them a while for a couple of times, it's

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annoying.

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Why does it say TV program?

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It's definitely not a TV program.

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Maybe it was a performance-based problem with the game then that's now been fixed.

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I don't know.

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But anyway, let's talk about it.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I have, I have a couple of questions about it.

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The first one is, here we go, about someone asking if it's worth buying in 2024.

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Yep, I bought it full price and enjoyed my 12 hours.

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I'll replay it this year for sure.

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I've only played in PS5 so I'm not sure about a PC state, but for $8 I think it's worth

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the gamble.

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I think I got it for free, I think on one of the PlayStation Plus things or maybe I

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I don't remember. But I can't really see what the problem is, if I'm honest. It's a small campaign.

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The voice acting is good, the graphics are good, the gameplay feels pretty decent.

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The story is pretty decent. I don't know, but I'm not in the loop of horror games. So it's a bit

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difficult. In the same instance of I'm not in the loop with Call of Duty. So I don't know what's

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fucking what ones were good in the last five years and what ones were shit. It's a bit difficult.

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Yeah, I don't know. I think I can download it on my console. So maybe because this is

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download to console, but then there it says it's 55 quid. But then I go on this,

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which I definitely haven't got. It says add to cart. So maybe it was a PlayStation plus thingy.

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Yeah, probably. You probably add it to your library and then fucking off you go.

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Yeah, boy. I've got another game like that. This on there that I see yesterday, fun enough,

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called Dead Space. Yeah, I'd got that. I've got that at some point so I can download that when I

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feel the need. Just looking at my PlayStation points. I don't know. 971 of them.

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What was you going to talk about? I don't know. What was I going to talk about?

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I felt like you had something to talk about. Probably. I got distracted.

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Scrolling through your phone. No, I was just distracted by the PlayStation

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stars points thing. But it doesn't seem like that. It seems like they've changed it now. I feel like

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they've changed it. So now I can't get them free little vouchers that used to get

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weird. I know. Yeah, you can. Rewards. Have they still got the vouchers? Yeah, yeah.

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Five pound 1250. I can't even get a fiver. Fuck it. Yeah, good game. Glad. I'm glad you're having fun.

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I'll never play it probably. Fuck it. Now this is a bit painful this section. Jesus Christ.

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Well, you need to tell us more about the game. Fuck me. I just did. It's only a small campaign.

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Yeah, but what's going on in it? I ain't finished it yet. Fuck all.

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Fuck all. No, you're not a smuggler. You're just a geezer that does fucking interplanetary,

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basically DPD, but for space. And you end up crash landing on a prison planet, essentially.

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And it's like it is literally like one massive prison. And the guards of the prison and the

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people that runs it find you and you got like this fucking contraband cargo in your ship.

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And you have no idea what it is and blah, blah, blah. You know, one of them jobs where it's like,

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look, I'll give you 10 grand. You fucking keep your mouth shut. Just go and deliver this box.

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And yeah, he gets arrested, but he's like, I'm just a fucking, I'm just a courier. Like what?

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Oh, it's a problem. And then all the prisoners basically turn into zombies and shit. It's very,

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what's the fucking, there might, there must be some kind of, um, fuck, you know, this is terrible.

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This is, I'm glad that people ain't having to pay for this one. I'm reading the reviews.

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Repetitive survival horror that feels like a life sentence. Clistoprotocol is as bereft of life as

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the harsh conditions of the moon in which is set. And then, uh, a more positive review. Clistoprotocol

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makes some mistakes with general computing. The good winds by far is true. They're somewhat angry

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to see this is, this is written in Spanish, so I can't even read that. It's all different,

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different typos and stuff. Um, not only did it fail to live up to expectations laid upon its

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shoulders from its industry for bears, but by its own merits, it is a prophetic waste of human effort

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on fit for anything other than the trash bin. Where, where are people getting these reviews from?

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This is on Metacritic. I'm just popping them off. I don't understand where people are getting these

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negative reviews from. Crawling simulator with bashing one enemy for half an hour and only one

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type of enemy, one boss and two weapons, which you can't upgrade over 20% through the whole game.

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Zero puzzles, zero exploration and zero scares. What? There's above average graphics, combat as

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weight, great gore and great ragdolls. Unfortunately, the combat melee, which the game pushes you into

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a lot, lacks depth. You can only dodge and attack the same combat animations. It's just, yeah,

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it's got, it's got a hundred out of a hundred by Dex, Dexerto. Yeah, it's good. It's a good game.

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Well, I can see what the fuck. Yeah, but it's just fucking, it's just the same as, uh,

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days gone, man. This is the sort of reviews that shit came out too. And, but then everybody that's

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ever played it loves it. So who knows? It's just one of them enigmas that it's not, it's not by

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the wayside. It's not the scariest game in the world by any means. Um, but I don't, I don't really

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get what it is linear, but there's, there's little secret rooms that you can find. Um, I mean,

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saying that there's one type of enemy there isn't, there's, there's like your bog standard fucking

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zombie people. There's these, these other weird ones that can spit shit at you. There's ones that

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run around like fucking dogs. There's big fucking ones. There's ones that are like clickers where

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they're blind. There's these weird, like, they look like four skins in the ground. And then when you

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go near them, a head pops out and fucking grabs hold of you like a snake and it's like, and you've

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got to fucking stab it in the face. And then, and then it goes, there's little worm things. Oh,

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what? I don't get it. And let, unless these are reviews when it first come out and then they've

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fucking massively changed the game now and how it's completely different. But I asked,

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cause I just remember the bad reviews and then going, well, I'm not going to, I don't know where

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those reviews are corresponding because so far I haven't, I haven't experienced any of that. I'm

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on, and I'm on the, there's eight chapters and I'm on chapter six. So I feel like I've put in enough

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time to understand what's going on. And then the same with the weapons, there's, you got the,

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you got the like electric baton, a fucking pistol, and then a secondary type of pistol,

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and then two shotguns, and then you're fucking anti-grav hand thing. So I don't know where the

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fuck they've got two weapons from because there ain't. It's just fucking sweaty. It's all right.

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It's not the best horror game in the world, but for me it's all right. I played some deep

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rock galactic survivor. Ever played that? Yeah. It's the most ADHD autistic game in the world.

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What do you mean? It's just, there's a list of games. I remember sending it to Connor and it's

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like, if you play any of these games, you are autistic. Fuck off. It's just great. It's just

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great fun. They got another one coming out in there because it was free on game pass. That's

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how I started playing it. Are we talking about the same game? Yeah. Deep rock galactic. No,

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deep rock galactic survivor. It was two different games. What do you mean? Deep rock. Is it? What?

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Yes. Two different games. No, you're talking absolute shit. Absolutely not. Telling you now I'm

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not. Deep rock galactic survivor. You got it buddy. Yeah, but it's the same. It's not the same.

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Oh, early access. It's very different. What is it then? It's basically vampire survivors, but. Oh,

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but deep rock galactic. But it's a lot, I'd say it's a lot more in depth. It is very in depth,

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actually. It's very fucking good. And I'm going to say it's fucking good. I mean, it's like,

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I can't stop playing the fucking thing. Having put hundreds of hours into vampire survivors,

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holo cure and other games in this growing rogue light genre, deep rock galactic survivor is

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familiar enough that I was able to hit the ground running, but also immediately sets itself apart

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from them. Starting as one of the four distinct classes with auto firing weapons. You deploy a

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hostile deployment to a hostile environment to squash endless insectoid enemies. The unique angle

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survivor brings to that formula is mining as you'll need to dig up gold and nitro to buy upgrades

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between floors, harvest rare minerals to unlock permanent upgrades on the main menu and rush to

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collect specific resources on each floor to complete a bonus objective for a big payout.

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What are these pictures of it? Oh, that looks quite nice, doesn't it? What are you playing that on?

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It's a very, uh, it's just vampire survivors. It's very simple. How much did you pay for it?

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A couple of quid, I think. I don't know. Cut a quid. I bought it a while ago. Just fucking cut a quid,

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mate. A couple of quid, a couple of queen's noses, you know, son. Yeah, no, it's a good,

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uh, it's a good little game, man. Just keeps you entertained. And then you realize that you're not

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entertained. You're fucking, you're sucked in and you can't turn the cunt off. I'm surprised you

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never went for fucking Pokemon Pocket. I've collected almost every card, bruv. What are you on about?

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You're mad. Why have you never spoken to me about it? Why, why I need to? You just know. Roman's got

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all of them. Yeah, pretty much the same as me, bruv. Yeah, he's above you, but he spent fucking silly

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money on it as well. I haven't. It's good though. It's, uh, it's a bit, I don't really like the bat

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then. I just like the collecting part of it. The battling is a bit, yeah. But you have to kind of

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battle, don't you? The fucking collect most of the shit. No, you get two packs a day. Yeah. But

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otherwise it's going to take forever. You can just fucking battle. No. Yeah. But you don't really get

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anything for battling. You just level up very, very, very, very slowly. That's one of the people's

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problems with it because you don't get anything. You're battling players online. Yeah, but it'd

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been out for like two weeks and people were like, oh, there's not enough in the game. Two weeks.

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It's been out for ages. It's just been beta, hasn't it? It's been in beta. Um, yeah, it's just Pokemon,

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bruv. It doesn't matter what it is. There are people going to buy it and play it and it's about

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170 million I think it earned in its first week. Ridiculous amount of money. It's Pokemon. Yeah.

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What's, what are you going to do? You got the right formula. Exactly. Oi, look at this. Reminds me.

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This, um, geezer at work. All right. He was playing the Pokemon, the pocket the other day and

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he's only just got it like a couple of, uh, couple of days ago and I will show you what the fuck came

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out of his fucking pack, bruv. Look at that. Really? All right. So that then, then he got,

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so he got, first of all, we got a God pack, which is, you know what God pack is for anyone that

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doesn't, it's just like all like ultra res in the same pack and they're only ultra res. I said,

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as soon as the first card popped up and it was venus, I was like, Ooh, you could have a God pack

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there because you don't very often see them at the front. So as he slowly turned it and saw,

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I was like, we was like, wow, gasses and that. Then he popped the first venus and then gold

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Mewtwo popped out, which is one of the three rarest cards in the game equal to that. It's like

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0.02% or some shit like that. 0.2%. Exactly. And then after that, another one popped out straight

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after it and then two more venus. So the chance of getting a gold pack is 0.05%. The chance of

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getting a Mewtwo is like, yeah, 0.03%, I think. And then he got two of them. So the, what are the

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odds of all of that? I don't, the odds of that is got to be something ridiculous. A God pack

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and two gold Mewtwo. The odds have got to be astronomical. They've definitely got a thing

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where your first time playing the first couple of packs you get, you get decent shit to fucking

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entice you into spending a bit of dough. Gotcha. Yeah. That's how it fucking, that's how it is in

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it. That's how it rolls. But enough about that game because I fucking can't bother with it. Yeah,

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fuck it. I can't be bothered. I've been playing another game called Stalker. Oh, have you been

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playing that? I have, I have. Bearing in mind, we spoke about it last week. Yep. I set the Xbox up.

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Yeah. Got game pass for a month and downloaded it. How do you, how would you find it? What are you

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thinking? I think it's fantastic. Yeah. It's really good. Yeah. It depends what your, it depends,

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your mileage will vary because it depends what you like. Um, if you like easy fallouty,

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bopping around, it's definitely not for you. Well, once I saw the fucking inventory menu where you

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have to, the little squares and you can only put certain bits in it, it turned me off straight away.

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I was like, no, I'm all right. I'm out of that. It's not really an issue. I cannot be bothered

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with that survival bollocks. Just press one button and then it goes to inventory. Yeah, no,

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it's annoying. And then you have to eat. Bro, the eating is you just press one button and eat some

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bread. Yeah, I hate it. But you don't have to do anything. Why? Yeah, but you have to eat, don't

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you? Don't you? Don't you have to eat? You get a hunger symbol and then you just press one button.

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Switched off straight away. Why have it? Why bother having it? If it's that simple, get rid of it.

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Yeah, it is that simple. So to get rid of it. We said this with No Man's Sky, you hit a point where

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there's no point to put in oxygen in your fucking backpack because you don't need it. In that you

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don't think about it anymore because you've got such a surplus of it. Get rid of it. Yeah, but then

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it, but then when you haven't got it, cause you've been taking advantage of the fact that you have

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had it. You're like, Oh fuck, you got something else to do. Yeah. But then it's just annoying

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at that point. It depends. That's why I say your mileage may vary. Cause it's fucking hate

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survival, man. People like that. I like that. I like the form of, Oh fuck, I need to go find some

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food. And, and there's just post-apocalyptic thing in it. Yeah. But do you not get enough of that from

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fucking Daisy? No, that's why I play Daisy. Cause it's fun. Yeah. But it's just different strokes

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for different folks. Oh yeah. But every cunt does it. Every, every fucking game that is coming out,

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even, even that horizon rip off following the same sort of shit. It's every fucking game. And some of

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them look really, really cool. And then the minute you see any form of house building or the word

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survival thrown in, Oh fuck off. It's the new battle Royale. Everyone's making a survival. Everyone.

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They're all shit because they're so popular. I hate them. I hate them so much. I'm enjoying

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when the minority, I know, especially when there's building mechanics as well. Oh yeah. You can build,

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look at these fucking wonderful places. You can be, no, no, fuck off. I'm no good at the building.

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I'll give you that. But yeah, the survival was very light. It's not even worth paying attention to,

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but so far anyway, but yeah, the game's very, very, very hardcore. Like it's, it's not Daisy level of

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flight madness, but it's, it's hard to explain, but you I'm playing a normal and it's fucking hard.

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If I see an enemy on running and hiding and just shooting them from miles away and then just dying

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anyway, it's fucking, there's no hit markers. There's no light. You can't see them. So it's only

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if you see them, you can shoot them. But then it's like, have I got them? I don't know. I can't tell

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unless I go over there and they're laying down in the dirt. I can't see. Um, but yeah, the atmosphere

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is fucking unbelievable. It's all dark and need your little headlight on. Very, very jump scary.

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Yeah. I've seen some scary shit. I've shit myself bro. I, there's a bit, I was going through a little

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tunnel the other day and something just, when it wasn't like, this is why I saw good cause it's

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not scripted. It just appeared. It happened. It come around the corner and I fucking screamed like

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a little bitch. Um, yeah, it made me jump, especially if you've got the headphones on.

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So it's even more like, uh, yeah, just going around, killing people, picking up stuff.

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What's the anomalies and shit that you see? So, so the law of it, basically what I've got from it,

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cause I'm not a stalker expert by any means. I know nothing about it, but I've looked into it.

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So it's got the Chernobyl disaster. Yeah. So Chernobyl disaster happened. I'm sure we all

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know about that, but why the Chernobyl happened, the disaster happened in the game was because

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they were doing scientific research on humans there. Right. And something went wrong. So then

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obviously the ex they become an exclusion zone. So the nuclear power, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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But then they used that to their advantage and was like, well, no one will definitely come here now.

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So we can carry on our research in complete secrecy. So they carried on doing human research and stuff.

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And that's why there's all mutants and all sorts of weird shit going on. And then the anomaly is

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just like the nuclear shit reacting and all this other stuff, but, um, there's all sorts of different

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ones. Then you can get little artifacts that have been created from the anomaly, which give you

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boost. They're basically like little fucking, I don't know, perks if you want, you find them

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and it could have random perks on it, like increase your radiation or fucking buoyancy and water or

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whatever it may be. But, um, yeah, I'm not doing it wrong. I've only played it for about three,

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four hours, but what I have played has been thoroughly enjoyable. It's very buggy. Uh, it's

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very noticeable stick drift on it at the moment. I thought it was my ex-boy,

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because I'm walking forward, but I'm always walking forward and a bit to the right. And I'm like,

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what the fuck is going on? I haven't played the Xbox for ages. So I thought my control was fucked.

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And then, uh, yeah, I've seen some people complain about like really bad stick drift.

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Um, and yes, it's buggy, but like I say, they give Bethesda and all these other companies,

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a lot of fucking praise and, oh, it's just Bethesda, especially the stuff that this

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dev team has been through in Ukraine. They need time. They allow, they should allow these people

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time. Um, the game, the, the, the core of the game is really, really good. They just need to

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smooth the edges. Well, I haven't seen that much bad record.

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I haven't seen that much bad recourse from, from the bugs and everything, as much as you would from

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a different type of game from, from, from a AAA game or whatever. I feel like because of that reason,

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because you know, like didn't, didn't half of their dev team like die.

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I think the creative director died. I believe.

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So it's like, well, give them, give them, give them a break. I mean, the, the game still come out.

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Um, and I feel like that's that, that's why I haven't really seen all too much in terms of

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people kicking off about bugs and shit like that. Maybe, maybe this time around people have actually

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switched on a little bit and gone, well, it's probably not the fucking, it's probably not the

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best thing to whinge about it. It's really cool. I really enjoy it. I think once he's had a bit of

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time, a bit more time in the oven that I've just read on Twitter now that they've just raised another

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patch or patch. So hopefully that improves some shit when I get in. But, um, yeah, the premise of

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the game is fantastic. Anyone that likes military shit, they'll be all over this. What I really like

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about it, which no games do like the, if I could think of one, it probably would be Daisy is when

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you like get a new gun or a, or a, a good weapon, you're like gassed. Yeah. Not a dime a dozen,

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you're picking up shitty guns and you kill everyone. You can pick up everyone's gun, but nine

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times out of 10, their guns are broken. So you can't really do anything with them. Yep. Um, so yeah,

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when you find a, I don't know, I haven't found one yet, we're just saying them for, I've seen some of

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the guns people are picking up. You're like sick. This is great. Then obviously you've got to be

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careful with what ammo you put in it. Cause certain ammos do the durability more, but then more

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powerful ammo. So you have to keep maintaining your randomly placed or is it all in the same,

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it's got a thing in it, right? Which I've never heard of before. It was, it's called,

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Oh, it's called a, a something, a, a level, a team, something like that. It's got a weird

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name and it's basically, it's not working correctly at the moment, but it's like a stalker

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thing that they've had in all the old games. But basically what it is is like the zone is

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what it's called, which is the whole Chernobyl exclusion zone. It's an open world map. Um,

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there's all these different factions in the, in the zone and they all go around and they do their

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own thing. So like, I don't know what the factions names are, but they will fight in for different

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things. So loads of times I've been like going along and I've hearing gunfire and then there's

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just people fighting, like shooting each other, but that's dynamic. That's not just a scripted

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event there everywhere. That shit happens everywhere. If you're running around and you've

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got a fucking mutant, Jason, you have a people will shoot the mutant. You know what I mean?

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It's very dynamic, but what they're doing is they, they go, they'll all these survivors and people

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like that, they're shooting other people and then taking over their bases and then setting up home

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there. So it's all like, it's all dynamic. It's always happening. The whole world is going on,

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not if they're not spawning, they're still there doing their shit. That's not working properly at

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the moment. So once they get that going, it's going to change the whole game because right now

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I think they've got a weird thing where people are spawning like 80 meters in front of you when

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they should already be there doing their stuff. It's a really unique feature they've got that

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I've never, I've never seen. I've been, I know Bethesda have talked about it before and people

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going around their daily lives and stuff, but apparently when it worked in the old stalker

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games, it was fantastic because you could get like a really high vantage point, get your binoculars

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out and just watch like all these different wars happening and people taking over and stuff,

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but it was all dynamic. So once they get that fixed, which is like one of their main priorities,

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then I think it's going to change the game entirely. But yeah, once they, once they get it fixed,

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it's going to be a damn fine game and they're going to add mods to it. There's already loads

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of mods on PC, but they're adding console mods. That's what I'm saying. There's not mods on your

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side as well. Not yet. They're going to add mods to Xbox and I think, you know, everyone just thinks

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he's coming out on PlayStation in a few months. I'll probably just stick with it on Xbox because

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mods will be better on Xbox because PlayStation mods are shit. They don't allow for what Xbox does

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because they're funny, isn't they? With their asset switching and stuff. So they don't let you

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actually add like new stuff in it. It's only switching of assets that are already in the game.

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So yeah, I think, I think it's one of them games that you, it's definitely my sort of game where

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you can just play. I think someone like Darryl would love that because it's just military

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gas masks, you know, going in there fucking stabbing people up and shooting them and taking

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their loot and stuff. And it's just something very satisfying about the freedom. So yesterday,

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I'll just give you a quick little quest I did. I was just bowing about, went to a windmill,

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because I had to find this geezer that people were looking for in the zone. Because he double

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crossed someone or some shit. I don't fucking know. I went up there, he was rabbiting on saying,

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he wanted to, he wanted to escape. So I was like, it's obviously got choice. You can just shoot him,

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get the option. I'll fuck you, traitor or whatever. Or yeah, I'll help you. So I was like, yeah,

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I'll help you. Always the underdogs. You know what I mean? I help the underdogs. And he was like,

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oh, I need this. We need this artifact that's in a cave. If you can go and get the artifact for me,

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then we'll leave. And I was like, cool. So I found the little cave, went in there and then there's a

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fucking, I don't know what they're called, but people call them bloodsuckers. They're like,

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you know, them things in dying light, the big scary fucking thing. It's like that. It's got big

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fucking fangs and shit. He jumped out and he keeps going invisible. He killed me about 12 times.

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I managed to kill him, but I was getting pretty fucking annoyed. But yeah, I killed him, went up,

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got the artifact, went back up there. And then one of the dialogue options was like,

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you didn't want to tell me that that thing was down there. He was like, oh, if I told you that was

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down there, you wouldn't have done it, would you? I was like, nah, anyway, yeah, complete the mission

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or whatever. Or saying, yeah, let's go. And he was like, right, let's go. And then just as we was

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about to set off and I was going to take him out of the zone, because that was part of the mission,

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I just decided to shoot him in the head. You literally tried to kill me. So that's just

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changed the whole mission. But that's the dynamic part of it, because you're making the decisions

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on the fly, you know? So I decided that you've double crossed me and I was going to help you.

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So now I'll just kill you. So I killed him. But the game's dynamic in that way where you can just

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shoot anyone and just- So it's going to go down your boulder's gate route of you just fucking

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killing everyone again? No, no, he double crossed me. I said, I was trying to help the little geezer

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because there's a whole faction after him. I even shot people that came to the windmill looking for

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him. And then he tried to get me killed or just wanted me to put myself in danger with that mutant.

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Didn't tell me about it. If he just said, there's a mutant down there, but I need that artifact,

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I mean, all right, cool. I'll still get it for you. But he did-

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You just said you wouldn't? No. You literally just said, a minute before,

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you said, why didn't you tell me that that was down there? And he said, because you wouldn't

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have gone down there. And you went, yeah. Yeah, well, whatever. He said, you wouldn't

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have gone down there. There's no saying that I wouldn't have, but I would have because,

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you know, I'm all for the little man. And then he fucked me up. He fucked me over,

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made me die 12 times, made me angry. So it cost him his life. It's a costly lesson for him,

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isn't it? But I like that dynamic where you can just make your decisions like that.

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And that's very fun to me in games. So yeah, I'm excited. It's a very good game. I'm enjoying it.

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Yeah. That's it. See you later, everyone. That's all I've got to say on Stalker, really.

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What's this Horizon bollocks? Don't know. I just-

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Have you not looked at anything on that either? What was it called?

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Just see that picture and it made me laugh. What was it even called? I have no idea. What

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did you fucking send me? Let me have a look. Let me have a look. More, Mortyrum, Light of Mortyrum.

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I find it shocking that that is not instantly just flagged up and can be instantly sued. I

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don't understand. Light of Mortyrum on Steam. Here we go. Polaris Quest is the publisher and

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the developer. Release date to be announced in a world overrun by colossal machines. Explore the

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vast open world. Build your base of operations. Oh, fucking course. Advanced technology. Train

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me-mechanimals and take on formidable bosses starting from primitive age. Forge a new path

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of development. Defy the mach- the machination. Machination? Survive the mechanimals. I fucking

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hate that. I hate that- that wording. Machination. Machination. Machination. Fucking hell. That's

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very stupid. And yeah, wow. It's very, um, oh my god. Yeah, it's very Horizon, isn't it?

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It's ridiculous. Very, very Horizon. Even down to the fucking lights on the robots.

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But you know where it will absolutely flop is number one because it's pretty much a direct

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ripoff of Horizon. But number two is because they've taken a game like Horizon and turned it

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into a survival with a building mechanic and other things that are fucking boring and rinsed over

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constantly. You see what I mean? Every fucking game, even the ripoffs. Oh, let's make it so we

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can build our base rather than just having a fucking base. Oh, oh, it's fucking terrible.

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I hate it so much. I hate it. I bet it does, Will. Of course it won't. Why not? Because it just won't.

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It won't. It'll be- it'll be exactly the same as fucking Power World. Yeah, Power World did.

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There's a fucking video of someone cutting down a tree and oh look, the tree has health.

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So every time I hit it- But Power World did exactly the same shit. It ripped Pokemon off and then

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made the survival game out of it and it done very well. Yeah, but Pokemon's fucking huge.

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Yeah. Horizon isn't- of all the things to rip off. I mean, Horizon's cool. Horizon is unique in its

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premise, but it's so odd. And then you've got a ghost like Destiny. Oh yeah. Which is really weird,

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which looks exactly like a ghost from Destiny. Yeah, realistic physics based building. Oh,

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that was yummy. Unleash your creativity with a free-form building system powered by realistic

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physics simulation. Construct a fortified stronghold or a cleverly designed shelter.

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Every beam and brick is subject to real world physical forces, ensuring that your structures

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are both visually stunning and able to withstand environmental challenges. Let your imagination

388
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run wild as you explore the endless possibilities of architecture. Great. So let me

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build a base that's going to get fucked up by the wind and by the rain that I'm constantly going to

390
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have to repair. And that's going to be fucking ridiculous in terms of resources to build.

391
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,440
That's the fun part for people, isn't it? Going out and repairing stuff.

392
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:44,920
It's not fucking fun. I mean, it's not my game. It's obviously not aimed towards me, which is fine.

393
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,720
There'll be people that like that stuff that look at you going,

394
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:51,960
why are you playing WoW over and over again? Fuck me. Does it have to be every game?

395
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:57,080
Does it every game? I reckon if you've got a list of all the games that have been released over the

396
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last, what, three, four years, guarantee more than two thirds of them are survival games.

397
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:09,800
No. It's just bollocks. Everything's got fucking building in it. Everything.

398
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:14,120
Yeah, I don't. I'm not a massive fan of building. I'll be with you on that. But then there'd be

399
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more people that are. So you have to just suck it up. As long as it's not mandatory. It is what it

400
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:26,840
is, isn't it? The the the the the real one that made me realize that I definitely, definitely am

401
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:31,640
never ever going to be any sort of builder in any game was Valheim. Because I couldn't even build a

402
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,960
fucking shed in now because you have to put like support beams in for the support beams.

403
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:41,560
And then you put it. Yeah. I don't how you put a panel in and it goes from green to orange.

404
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:45,080
And then when you finally place it, it goes to red and then you've got five seconds and everything

405
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:50,040
fucking falls apart. What the fuck is this? This is ridiculous. And then you go on you go on YouTube

406
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:55,000
and you see the things that people are building. How did you even get the resources to do that?

407
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,400
I'm struggling with my little car. Yeah, because you had to build a car to even put stuff in it

408
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:03,480
just to carry it. Yeah. Whereas you were running back and forth. And then even the car is fucking

409
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:07,960
bouncing up and down and shit's falling out of it. I'll tell you what our problem is, is that they're

410
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:13,000
they're very fun and in practice when you're doing it, very, very fun. I like the gathering

411
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:18,760
resources part. Yeah. However, I feel like you and me are the same in that one little slight

412
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:24,760
inconvenience. I ain't fucking doing it again. Yeah. If I've gone and built an entire property,

413
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,080
not even anything crazy, you're talking like two or three stories and they're just boxes,

414
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:33,400
but they've got all my stuff in them. Something breaks and it all falls apart. I'm not doing it

415
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,920
again. That game's being switched off and uninstalled. It's not happening. I think that's

416
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:42,280
what happened with Valheim is I had my little car fucking attached it to myself. I had a good system

417
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:49,080
going, went and fucking got the resources and then a troll fucking whacked me and I lost my car with

418
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:55,080
all the shit in it. So I went, nah, I ain't having it. I got raided by a bunch of fucking enemies

419
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because you get raided on that and they smash my house to bits. See, I worked around that

420
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:06,600
and not rebuilding because you could terraform the environment. Yeah. Well, no, I built a, I built a

421
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a fucking mountain range around my base. I had my base kept getting raided and then realized that

422
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:21,720
you can actually make mountains. So I literally just made a fucking wall around my base of just

423
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:27,160
fucking rock that I terraformed so that when my base was getting raided, they couldn't fucking,

424
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:33,240
cause they couldn't, they can't break through the floor essentially. So I was sweet as a nut and I

425
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:37,880
felt very, very fucking safe and secure and I loved it. And then my house fell apart. You can do it.

426
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:43,880
See, you're smart. I know I can do it, but my house fell apart, my house degraded and it fell apart

427
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:48,040
because I think one of them threw something and it just hit the right bit and it just, it just all

428
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:53,800
crumbled because it was like 10 stories high. It looked like a fucking Jenga set inside my,

429
00:34:53,800 --> 00:35:00,440
because what I'd done is I'd built this massive, I don't know why I built this massive high rise,

430
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:07,800
but as a decoy, everything was underground. So I dug down and I also built up, but I built up and

431
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:14,360
then made it look like standard living quarters. It was like four or five stories up with all shit

432
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:18,760
loads of supports and stuff like that. And in all the supports, I'd made little cubby holes where

433
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:23,240
I'd put stuff and then hidden it like by putting panels in the way and other supports and stuff

434
00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:27,720
like that. So if anyone ever raided me, they wouldn't be able to find off the shit. But then,

435
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:36,520
yeah, I dug all the way down by like two floors and then outwards and make basically hid it.

436
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,360
And then it all fell apart because I had like a million different supports.

437
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,800
Once again though, very smart.

438
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,440
Yeah, I enjoyed it. And then it's when it breaks and you go, I'm not doing this again.

439
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,480
I'm really not doing it again.

440
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,760
Do you remember how much fun we had when we went out on that raft?

441
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,680
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then we got absolutely battered.

442
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:59,160
Didn't one of us fall off and drown or something or was drowning?

443
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:06,600
I think we spent maybe like an hour, hour and a half of sailing and then finally made it to

444
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:11,800
this island because we didn't take anything, did we? In case we died and there was poltergeists.

445
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,960
Oh mate, yeah. You started shooting at them or something.

446
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:19,000
Yeah. And they fucked us up and then we eventually fucking made it back. But the

447
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,520
bit that ruined that though was that when we was playing together with the, because it was cross

448
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:27,480
play, wasn't it? Is that the fucking, I was underground and knew it was fucking miles high

449
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,800
and vice versa. And it was a cunt. I remember the poltergeists, because I'm sure they were just like

450
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,560
floating along the beach. Floating ghosts, yeah.

451
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:37,640
And you was like, I'm going to shoot them. I said, don't shoot them. You shot at them. And then

452
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,560
all of a sudden they just come flying across the ocean.

453
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,160
Yeah. Yeah. And there was nothing we could do.

454
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:45,560
No, you just stuck there. And then we find like a massive turtle shell and jumped on it.

455
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,520
Yeah. And then it moved and you jumped off and then you were drowning.

456
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:53,080
Yeah. Fucking, so much fun.

457
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:58,120
It was cool though. It was so much fun. You do have your fun with them. It's just, I just,

458
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,400
oh. Yeah, it's just the building.

459
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:04,360
I just can't do the building, man. I don't like it. I mean, even after saying all of that,

460
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,160
some people probably listen to that guy. What do you mean? You built a skyscraper and then a

461
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:13,480
fucking underground mine. But it weren't how you think that it is. It wasn't successful.

462
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:19,320
We give a bolder case and more flowers. Please.

463
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:24,600
What, because of their January update? Because of their new update that they said

464
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,960
they weren't doing any more updates. And then they just go and do more updates than

465
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most games. Well, they're bringing in cross play, ain't they? Finally.

466
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:40,600
So Larry and studio said, like an aged mentor in an inspiring 1980s film montage, we're filled

467
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:44,040
with prides in all the mods you've been crafting and using since the release of our official mod

468
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:49,720
tools in September. And just under three months, you've uploaded more than 3000 mods, downloaded

469
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:53,720
over 70 million and created a spell to turn your enemies into cheese.

470
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,680
For those of you looking for an introduction into using mods, head over to Larry and his channel

471
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from hell where I'm sure that I had to say that name. I, I will break things down and

472
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shine a spotlight on a few choice recommendations. We'll be wrapping up our feature heavy updates

473
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for boulders gate free soon. This is not yet the end for our mod tools with the continued support

474
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:21,160
of our models in the community testing out new features. We have big updates still to come,

475
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:25,480
including adding even more functionality to let you tell your own stories. But before we bid

476
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:39,880
feroon adieu, uh, in search of stranger shores, adieu, adios, adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu,

477
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,640
in search of stranger shores, we have one more major patch waiting around the corner

478
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arriving next year. This update will introduce some of the most eagerly awaited features to

479
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boulders gate free cross play photo mode along with 12 new subclasses. Let's take a look what

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you can expect to see in patch eight cross play. Um, whether you're joining PS5 players from your

481
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PC or generally your, well, we know cosplayers. I don't need to explain that. Uh, subclasses

482
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patch eight will introduce a new way to play a favorite class and in one new subclass for each

483
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of the existing bard, barbarian, cleric, jurid, paladin, fighter, monk, ranger, rogue and sorcerer,

484
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:28,040
warlock and wizard. Um, expect new abilities, animations, voice effects, summons and cantrips

485
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:34,280
and unique voice dialogue lines. Um, so these are the classes for the barge. You've got college of

486
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glamor barbarian. You've got path of giants, cleric. You've got deaths, domain, jurid. You've got

487
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circle of stars, paladin over the crown, fighter, arcane archer, monk, drunken master, ranger,

488
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:53,160
swarm keeper, rogue, swashbuckler, sorcerer, shadow magic, warlock, hex blade, wizard, blade singing.

489
00:39:54,280 --> 00:40:00,760
Oh my God, sorry. We get to pick our subclasses tomorrow. Oh yes. Photo mode, camera settings,

490
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lens settings, scene settings, post processing effects, frames, stickers, and just, it's just

491
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:12,520
never ending and you just, they don't need to do this. They've already like won at boulders gate

492
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,760
as like one of the greatest games ever made. Yeah. Critically acclaimed. Yeah, but they're doing it

493
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,360
for the love. That's what I mean. It's the same with no man's sky. That's exactly what I'm saying.

494
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:24,600
They don't need to do this and yet they're still doing it. They really are like the pioneers of

495
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:28,120
the industry right now. But also when, if they're not doing that, then what else are they fucking

496
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:33,880
doing? Creating the next game bro. Exactly. Divinity original sin free. Exactly. So,

497
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so if you can still do it with boulders gate, then why would you not? There's no, there's nothing

498
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,080
against that. Speaking of boulders gate, do you know who might make the next one?

499
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:54,040
Oh, very famous man. What a heavy, very rich man. Oh, don't say fucking someone. Don't say like

500
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:59,640
Elon or something. Fucking hell no. No, no, I'm not. He's not, but he did. I think he tweeted

501
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:05,240
just today saying how much he's Hasbro. So he wants to buy Hasbro, which is like where I get

502
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:10,600
all my toys, black series, star wars things, but also Hasbro own Dungeons and Dragons. So he wants

503
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,160
to ruin fucking Hasbro. I don't think you're necessarily ruin it. We've got, if you've got

504
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:21,240
the money to put the right people in power to make the game, but you know, who takes who see

505
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:25,160
boulders is a weird one, right? Cause I've never played boulders gate one or two, but they got,

506
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:29,800
they had their hardcore fans that everyone loves, you know, much like stalker. Stalker is huge,

507
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:36,920
but I've never paid anyone, but now I understand why. So boulders gate one and two have got a

508
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:41,000
massive fan base, but now boulders gates free shine the spotlight. So everybody knows boulders

509
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:48,680
gate three now. So boulders gate four is not larry. So what do you do? Who the fuck do you

510
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:52,680
give boulders gate four to? If you could, I know you don't care too much for boulders gate, but I

511
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:58,040
do. It's my favorite game of all time by fucking quite some distance. Only game that comes close

512
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:06,280
is Witcher three, but I can't, I couldn't pick a fucking developer that I would want to do it.

513
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:11,640
I genuinely couldn't. It used to be Bethesda. They used to be my favorite just because I loved

514
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:17,720
oblivion, Skyrim, Fallout. They were my games, but they've just took such a strange turn now

515
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:22,920
where their game systems are still the same as they were. Starfield really fucked them up.

516
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:28,360
It was the same systems that it was 15 years ago. Well, it's the same systems just with updated

517
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:32,120
graphics. It's no good. But even the graphics ain't that great. No, they're not. And you've got...

518
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:38,760
Bethesda fell off. Yeah, to a degree. I believe they have and, but they would have been the,

519
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:43,720
the choices because they do it so well, the choice and stuff like that. But not even that is dead.

520
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:49,000
Their choice system still feels like it's 15 years ago. Now other games do choice so much better.

521
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:55,080
Yeah. Yeah. I feel like when it comes to a choice system in dialogues and things like that,

522
00:42:55,080 --> 00:43:00,920
Bethesda are nowhere near the fucking, the, the, the top tier of that because any cunt can come up

523
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:06,920
with fucking reactions to questions. The only company that I would ever say have done choice,

524
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:13,240
which was even close to old school Bethesda when I used to love them was Bioware,

525
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:19,560
which made Mass Effect and Dragon Age. But seeing the Dragon Age, Valguard,

526
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:26,040
which I'll play at some point, not really taken off too well with most Dragon Age fans. I know

527
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:32,520
some people like it and O'Connor likes it, but most people I've seen not too fond of it for

528
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:37,320
mainly writing reasons. Obviously there's other reasons, but writing reasons, just saying it's

529
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:43,000
very, it's very spoon fed. And when I've watched the breakdown of why people are saying this,

530
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,080
I'll give you an example because I've watched a lot of reviews on it because I like Dragon Age.

531
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:53,160
I've played, I've played all of them apart from the first one. So there's a scene and this is all

532
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:58,440
the way through the game. Allegedly. I'm just saying what I've seen. There's like a, they're

533
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:03,640
like creep out over this lighthouse and then there's a dock down there. And, and I think it

534
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:09,640
was skill up and these are respected review. All right. And they said, they just spoon feed information

535
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:16,840
to you like you're a child. So they'll say, there's a dock down there. Docs are normally really busy

536
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:22,280
filled with boats and people putting apples on the ships and stuff. Cause everyone knows what a

537
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:27,480
fucking dock is. Do you know what I mean? But it's that constantly. And he's like, it gets to the

538
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:32,440
point where you're just like, stop explaining what everything is and let people fill in their blanks.

539
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:36,280
Almost like when you, when you walk past a chest or something and the character will go,

540
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:40,280
there's a chest over there. Maybe it's got something unique in it. Exactly. You go,

541
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:45,320
shut the fuck up. How about that? And that sort of stuff just takes you out of the game. Right.

542
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:50,360
Cause you remember in Ragnarok when it was constantly people just shouting tips at you.

543
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:54,120
I can't remember who it was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, Mamiya. Yeah. It was just like,

544
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:58,520
why don't you try using fire? Why don't you shut the fuck up? Why don't you try throwing your axe

545
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:03,800
at that spot over there? Well, let me fucking have a look for a second. Let me, let me, let me figure

546
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:08,200
it out a little bit. I know. I do know what you mean. You don't want to be, um, it, it, yeah. Yeah.

547
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:13,320
I want to be treated like an adult who can play a game and I get it, but I also want,

548
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:19,720
I, it's a tricky one, man. It really is. But if, if people that really like RPGs and I usually go

549
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:25,080
to reviewers that I know have similar tastes in games to me, like the fallout freeze, not the

550
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:29,160
fallout force and stuff like that. If they're saying the writing is bad, that will just take

551
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:33,000
me out of the experience. I will definitely play Dragon Age Valgaard a hundred percent. Cause I love

552
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:38,680
Dragon Age, but I'm just not excited for it. Like I was hoping to be after seeing the reviews. So

553
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,200
yeah, I can't remember why I was talking about Dragon Age. What game was I talking about?

554
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:47,160
Yeah. So it's all the choice and thing. And I would have picked Bioware, but having gone down

555
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:52,120
the route where they're not really good storytellers allegedly anymore. Cause a lot of the team that was

556
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:57,640
there for Mass Effect and the old Dragon Age aren't there anymore. Then I don't know who I would want

557
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:03,160
to do. Boulder's Gate 4. And let's have it right. Boulder's Gate 4 gets announced in whatever state

558
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:09,240
it is, whether it's another, uh, ARPG and you know, turn-based or if it's a fucking third person

559
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:15,000
action adventure, whatever it may be, that's going to have the world's eyes on it. I think your answer

560
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:22,360
to it would be to just simply come away from its style as it is now and go to something else. Go,

561
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:28,920
go to a third person, go to an action combat, go come away from how Boulder's Gate 3 is because

562
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:34,680
all you're going to, cause Larian Studios did a, did a, an amazing thing with creating that game

563
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:40,360
and an absolutely incredible job. But at the same time, they fucked it up for everyone else

564
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:48,440
because they set the bar so high and the community is so like the Boulder's, the people, the Boulder's

565
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:57,000
Gate 3 community and the people that love Boulder's Gate are, they're, they're like Trump supporters

566
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,840
in that you will never ever get them to change their opinion about how fucking great that game

567
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:05,880
is. They just fucking suck the cock of that game. Rightly so, very good game, but you'll never,

568
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:10,600
you're never going to deter them from that. It's the same way as Star Wars fans or fucking

569
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:17,560
World of Warcraft fans. People that, that love shit in general, it's very hard to turn people

570
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:23,560
away from something that they absolutely love. And so all you're going to get is the people that make

571
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:29,000
Boulder's Gate 4 is they're just going to compare it to Boulder's Gate 3. And if you've already set

572
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,560
the bar, it'll be like someone else trying to make an Elden Ring. It's not going to happen because

573
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:37,480
you're going to go, well, you ain't done it as fucking good as those people have. So fuck you,

574
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:44,680
you're, you're, you're no good. It's going to be in such a spotlight that everyone will be so fucking

575
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:49,880
critical. I've really, really noticed it after, over the last like couple of months, and I don't

576
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:58,200
know why, of just how critical and toxic the gaming community can be with reviewing games.

577
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:05,560
Some games just getting review, review bombed just for the sake of it, because people can. And a lot

578
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:09,960
of people are just assholes because they can be behind a computer screen. And when it comes to

579
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:16,920
gaming, that's so prevalent. And with games are massive like Boulder's Gate, when, if that's not

580
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:22,040
done properly or to what everyone else's standard is, then it's just going to be a big issue. And I

581
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:27,000
feel like coming away from its actual style of what it is now and trying something different,

582
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,920
if it's shit, it's shit, but at least you've tried something different. Because if you try and

583
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:36,120
recreate what Boulder's Gate 3 was, but put that into Boulder's Gate 4, it ain't going to work

584
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:42,120
because you won't be able to top it. It's not going to happen. No matter what, Boulder's Gate 4,

585
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:48,120
no matter who takes it, they are under a microscope. They are losing everything straight away because

586
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:55,080
yeah, it will be compared to Boulder's Gate 3 in every single aspect, facet possible. It'd just be

587
00:48:55,720 --> 00:49:01,240
under a microscope from day one. But the worst thing that is even worse for them is if they do

588
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:08,280
go down that road and continue that style of game and they make Boulder's Gate 4, then Larian are

589
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:13,160
more than likely going to finish Divinity Original Sin 3. And then everyone will move over. And no,

590
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:18,520
not that. They'll compare Original Sin 3 to Boulder's Gate 4 and be like, why is that not like this?

591
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:22,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've done that better than Blart and they're not even making Boulder's Gate.

592
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:28,520
Because Divinity Original Sin 2 is very much like Boulder's Gate. It's exactly the same,

593
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:33,480
but Boulder's Gate has just obviously got the D&D fan base. People are very fond of Divinity. It's

594
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:38,840
a huge game. But when the light got shone on Boulder's Gate for being in Dungeons & Dragons

595
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:43,880
universe, so a lot of people know all the classes and systems and stuff, Divinity is their own

596
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:50,040
creation. And it hasn't got to follow a rule set like D&D has. I think you need to come away if

597
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,880
you're going to take it serious. Or however, look at it from the flip side,

598
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:58,200
fucking big balls if you decide to carry on down the same path and go, no, actually, we're going to

599
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:04,360
do it better than fucking what Larian did. We're going to top that because it's, I can't see that

600
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:10,280
being possible, if I'm honest. It's the same as fucking someone trying to top what From Software

601
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:20,680
does. It's not going to happen. Some companies are just really fucking good at what they do.

602
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:26,520
And that's their niche, the specific games that they make. And you're just not going to do any

603
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:31,960
better than what they're already doing. I feel like that with Blizzard and with WoW, bring out

604
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:38,280
as many MMOs as you want. None of them. They're just not going to do it in the same aspect of

605
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,960
beating something like WoW. It's just not going to happen. You'll get stuff very, very close,

606
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:46,360
like Final Fantasy and other MMOs where people go, oh, this is way better. But the fucking

607
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:51,640
multi, multi millions of people that are still sat there playing that game, you know what I mean?

608
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:56,040
You're never going to shift it. I don't know. I know you're going to get upset about this because

609
00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:01,560
it's your baby. I don't know if that's necessarily because WoW is the best or because it's the

610
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:04,840
pioneer. It was the first of its main kind. It's addiction. It's straight addiction. Yeah,

611
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:09,480
but it's the first of its kind. So it was the juggernaut and it's ran for years. So the content

612
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:15,000
has always been added. So it's massively like probably bloated, but it's still the best.

613
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:19,800
It's massively like probably bloated with too much stuff if you want. But there's something for

614
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:25,480
everybody in there. So for someone to come in now with a baby of an MMO and have to build that

615
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:29,640
over time and battle that is impossible. And then yeah, you're right. It's addiction because

616
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:34,120
people, people sit and go fucking hate World of Warcraft. Then they'll look at, you know,

617
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,880
New World. Obviously it's not even close to the level, but they're like, that's fucking shit.

618
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:42,280
Oh, I fucking hate that. Or they'll do, they'll do exactly what people like me do. And they'll go,

619
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,640
my God, what a breath of fresh air. That's incredible. Anyway, see ya. I'm going back.

620
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:51,480
Yeah, exactly. I need to go back. It's like, it's like going into a fucking,

621
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:58,440
it's like going into a scrap yard as a suit and knowing that you could fucking change the whole

622
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:02,440
dynamics here and make this whole operation smoother. But this place has been active for

623
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:07,400
50 years and ran by a fucking big fat ballgazer in the back and everyone respects him. His name's

624
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:12,280
Dave, but you're going to, you want to fucking remove him and replace him with a computer.

625
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:16,360
It might be better and make you more money, but everyone in that scrap yard is going to go, no,

626
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:20,600
fuck you. You've been doing this for 50 years. It's staying as it is. Get out of here with your

627
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:25,400
clean shoes. And that, and that's what it's like. You try and bring new MMOs into that space and

628
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:31,640
it'll be the same with fucking boulders gate four. You're trying to enter a space that already has

629
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:36,760
a company that has the monopoly on it. It's very, very difficult. It'd be like trying to

630
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:41,240
fucking go against Amazon. It's not going to happen. You can try it. There'll be many that

631
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:45,000
will, and there'll be many that will be very successful, but they will never be as successful

632
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:49,880
as the top dog because the bar is that the gap is already too fucking ginormous.

633
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:56,280
Yeah, I agree. And yeah, so boulders gate three is great. It's not my cup of tea. Maybe with the

634
00:52:56,280 --> 00:53:00,840
cross-play aspect of it, it might be because I am, I am excited for, for me and Steph to play it

635
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:04,840
together. Cause obviously I've got it on this and I've also got it on the PlayStation. So it would

636
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:12,120
be nice to be able to, to see how that works. But ultimately it's not my kind of game. Um, but

637
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:17,720
funnily enough, DND is, I really like it when we go and play DND, but that's a different atmosphere

638
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:22,680
because we're together and it's a lot more fun. I can see, I get to see the anger in your silly

639
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:28,440
little face when I say something annoying. I can't do that from the, from the TV, you know what I mean?

640
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,800
No, but you can do it when you're playing with Steph and you can have your funny little interactions

641
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:36,280
right next to each other. Exactly. Which is why I'm, which is why I'm excited for it in that respect.

642
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:44,040
Um, but, but yeah, it, it, cause boulders gate four is, is going to come out. Um, isn't there fucking

643
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:53,640
GTA six trailer too was also fucking teased by rock star for December something. I saw someone

644
00:53:53,640 --> 00:54:00,680
tweet out saying it's coming out between November 25th and November 25th, 2025.

645
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:05,160
Well, just banner. I think that's just a lot of, cause it, cause the trailer came out like a year

646
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:10,760
ago, people are getting all hyped up. It's funny that the trailer came out like a year ago and was

647
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:14,600
like, I bet we don't see it again for ages. And then it's literally been a year. Yeah. It's been

648
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:19,960
a long time. It's been a year. Yeah. But it's also rock star. Was it last year? It has been a year.

649
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:26,840
It always very, very close to a fucking year. That is scary. How fast that's gone, man. Oh my God.

650
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:32,920
What's all we got? It says 22 hours on fucking Reddit. Um, there are only two options left for

651
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:38,680
me. December 3rd or December 10th. If nothing happens on either of these dates, um, then only

652
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:47,480
in 2025, uh, announcement, November 29th trailer, December 3rd is the only possible left dates. Um,

653
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:53,160
it can't come out on the 10th because their online DLC comes out on the 10th and later in December is

654
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:58,680
the mafia trailer. So it's tomorrow or never boys, unless they don't announce it. And that was 22

655
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:05,400
hours ago. It did GTA five, GTA six is not coming out. I'm going to, I will wager,

656
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:15,400
I will wager 10 great British pounds that GTA six does not release until 2026.

657
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:20,200
I wouldn't take that back. Cause it wouldn't surprise me. Cause I just, I just don't see it

658
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,960
coming out. I think you'll get another trailer. This is exactly what we said when we, when the

659
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:29,480
first trailer come out, you'll get a secondary trailer with some actual gameplay involved in it.

660
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:34,600
And then you'll get a full gameplay trailer and then you'll get the announcement that it's been

661
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:43,160
pushed back. And then you'll get another trailer and then you'll get a release date of 2026 in the

662
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:52,920
first quarter. That's exactly what happened, but I'll leave it there. Sweet. Sweet gaze. See you later

663
00:55:52,920 --> 00:56:16,920
everyone.

