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What a

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Extremely exciting week two weeks three weeks four weeks five weeks. It's been for gaming as a whole

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I had a whole load of things that I wanted to talk to you about

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But you've gone and pulled out a fucking tablet of a phone and it's completely thrown me

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Yeah, what was it the Z fold Z flip what six fold or six fold is that's very

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I was sitting on a log and I thought I better get a new phone soon and within an hour

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I had a new phone. So that's how that's how stuff works dangerously quick in it

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But an hour of that was on the phone. It took over an hour to do. This is a joke

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What to swap it all over just to just to get a new contract out

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You know say mine's five years old at this point. So it was easy in that respect

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I didn't have to pay anything but my god, it's changed since I last got a phone

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Yeah, it's gonna be my time soon. I can't fucking my worry is cuz I'm not good with stuff like that

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I don't ever like back stuff up and all that so every phone I ever have I always lose all my stuff

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So I made it gems been on at me for ages to get a new phone

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So I don't lose all the things that I've got on there. So yeah, I just got my new phone

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Turn it on and it was like, oh, do you want to switch all your stuff?

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I press my hand and it was like, yeah, okay

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Just spent 40 minutes transfer and everything and then it was done gone are the days bro now

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Yeah, it's fucking fantastic

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Because I know I know you're older than me

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But I remember having to get a new phone and then manually put in your contacts list and fucking

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Losing all your photos and all of that shit

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And then yeah when I got this phone, I mean Steph helped me out with it

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But the the idea of just being able to just press a button and swap it all over

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digitally only wallpapers, I've got that one for that a close a lock it and

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And it's a different one and then the inside has got two different more

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I've moved into 21st century. Finally, but I got contactless now only just I could have done it on my old phone

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But it's always scared me. Yeah, I was like, well, I'm gonna make like Samsung

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How does it feel? How does it feel having contactless easier? It was easier, but it's terrifying. You're scared. Yeah

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I don't like it. I like it

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but I don't like it, you know, I mean and the first time I tried using it made a fool myself because I

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Didn't so I'll show you it's no good for people listening

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But when I when I do that, you could just tap it

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But what I didn't realize was that's not unlocked you have to hold that and then do it

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So it's not working and people are getting the ump with me

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You know what's scary is you say you're worried about with my one. I literally don't have to do anything

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I press that side button to just turn the screen on and then boom boom

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It's like it's like it's like once every like 10 goes I have to verify it depending on what I'm buying

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But other than that anyone could fucking go on my phone and just go ding ding ding ding ding ding. I

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Have an interest in Telfi. Oh go on. So obviously every single day of my life

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My search for boulders gate free collector's edition

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Yeah, and I thought fuck it the other day. I thought you know what bollocks to it keys are added up for 950 quid

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So I said I sent an offer. She was obviously offers wherever mm-hmm 500 quid I popped an offer in

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He replied with a counter offer of 600

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and said

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Let me see if I can actually find the message because it counted for six. Yeah, yeah, you can't over six

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He said I'm happy to reduce but I'm not prepared to drop below 600

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I think is a fair price for a very nice and highly collectible item kind of gods. Mm-hmm

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Which you know is fine. I agree. I'm not gonna lie to him. Mm-hmm

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But in mind the description of the item he was selling it said

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It's not been touched inside codes were sent separately and used comes from a smoke-free home from a huge boulders gate fan only selling

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To go towards University costs heading my daughter's way depending on buyers location

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Maybe I'll deliver safe and secure privately to remove any transit risk

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So he's a boulders gate fan, which is obviously great as well and there's pictures and he's doing it for a good cause as well

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Exactly. So everything was like, you know, sweet. I get it. That's no problem. There's not a good end to the story

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I can you can tell

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So I can tell cuz I would have already known by now if you'd have got a fucking

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Oldest gate collector. No, you know you wouldn't I would have no you wouldn't that's why it's funny that you would have

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No, it's funny that you think that

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You reckon yeah, I make a fool of myself you have made for yourself. Hold on. I'm just trying to find the

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Where's your messages on here?

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I'm so old

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Brownie phone. I still don't know what I'm doing. No ego. Yeah

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So I replied to that counter offer. I refused it. Hmm

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I said I might just saw your counter offer and I understand I'm a huge boulders gate fan

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And I'm gutted on missing out on the clicks edition

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But looking for one every day since unfortunately scalpers have made this extremely difficult not calling you a scalper by the way

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600 is just a bit too far out and I can't justify that to the wife

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So it's fine. He's bathing the white didn't hear back for like an hour or so

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Yeah, message back do a new search. You may find what you're looking for best be quick kind regards

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So I looked yeah, it ended it and relisted it 500 quid by now

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And I was just like, oh my god

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I bought it. I bought the boulders gate free collect. Oh fantastic. So that's how I know you wouldn't know

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Why did he drop down from six to five? Probably because I said I'm a huge boulders gate fan

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I was gutted on missing out and stuff and then I said, thank you so much

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You've made me a very happy man my wife not so much

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And then everyone's gravy yeah until two hours later

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I'm afraid I've cancelled the order

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I just found out that eBay have charged me 65 pounds to sell one item

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I will never sell on here again. There are total ripoff these days. Very sorry. I am very annoyed

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So I said, ah, that's a shame. I understand six six five pound five hundred is a disgusting fee to be fair

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I appreciate what you did. However, take care

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Now in reality, all I want to do is just message him and be like I still buy off you just why don't you do that?

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Well, because you can't if you message something like that on eBay on eBay

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They scan all the messages for things like email addresses contact details

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Everything like that. Mm-hmm. You get your account banned. So

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Right. Well, here's what you do

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You just put down an Instagram handle

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Yeah, but that surely that's just gonna be like obvious no

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Well, you just put down like say what's the buttons insta?

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Well, I tried googling him his little you know, his little name and stuff

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And the only account I found that had the exact same name, which was whatever the name is plus five digits

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Came up as a tick tock account. So I was like cool

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I'll message him on tick tock and ask if he was selling a boulders gate thing

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But I messaged him and I sent it and I'm sorry not heard nothing back

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I looked at it was like your message wasn't sent. This geezer does not accept messages

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Oh for fuck's sake can you still message him on eBay? Yeah message him and just say you don't have to say anything

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You just say how can we work this out?

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And then and then the legwork begins you can't leave that

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You can't leave that I've left it. I can't believe that you've left that

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Yeah, it wasn't to be my time is to be you're not grasping it my time will come you're such a knob

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He's right there. He's all over the place

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He's such a knob he's right there. He's already said also

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Why didn't he just?

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What why would you not just

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Say give me 65 quid or give me 30 quid to less of the fucking fee cost

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So pay the money up front and then I thought he was gonna do and then him just give you the bank that well

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Why don't you fucking so when you fight for anything?

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Because what is going on? I got scared

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You know you make a big purchase and then you sort of got saved because you realize I don't have to spend 500 quid

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Yeah, so I bought it and I was sitting there and I was really happy and then the reality hit I was like

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You know and then we cancel I saw fucking out devastated I was like am I are you are you devastated?

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I was trying to justify it was that well the gem know

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No kind of afterwards

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Wasn't happy afterwards. No

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But I was thinking well, it's like 200 quid brand new when it first come out

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So I'm paying like 300 quid excess. I'm playing like double the price of it

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But you know, I'm never gonna sell it and I was like, but will I get out of the box?

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Is it wasted on someone like me? I don't know. I'll give it some more thought

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We'll see but that was the little story that I had and yeah, I went up when I had bought it

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I did think do I message you I thought no be a good surprise. I'd still wait. I wouldn't have told you

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I'd still play devil's advocate and message the geezer and just say what can we do?

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So what can we do? But that is a disgusting fee

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65 quid yeah, and I felt bad as well for like

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Cuz I didn't ask him to knock it down a hundred quid so I offered it and he was like

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I know I was like that's fine enough. I get it

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So then he knocked on your quid off and I was like now I feel bad cuz that's for his kids university fees

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I was like do I now I'm the villain

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Oh, you're not the villain because you bought it and then he canceled it. So the the calm has been returned. I had

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eBay threatened bailiffs once upon a time. Wow. I threatened to send bailiffs at my door because I

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Put a set of car wheels on

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eBay and

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And they didn't sell and then it automatically relisted them

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But even though they didn't sell they charged me a fee for listing them

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Fuck that and that's exactly my response. I was like fuck it. They wanted 30 quid off of me

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I'm paying 30 quid they didn't sell what am I gonna pay a fee for for the privilege of putting them up?

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Fuck off. So I didn't for about four months four or five months. My account got banned

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I couldn't access couldn't use eBay anymore. I was like fuck you. So I ain't using it anyway, and then sure enough

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I got a letter through from like the crown court

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I'm shit saying that eBay had taken legal action and they were they were sending bailiffs round if I didn't pay by X amount of times

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I was like fuck it take the 30 quid then give me my account back criminal

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I was like what fuck it they didn't even sell they didn't even have any bids on them or anything

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I had nothing happened and you're gonna charge me for it. I was like you fucking little little weasel

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that's why they get that that's why you get those offers where it's like

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It'd be like one day of the month or one weekend or something where

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Listings free or it's one pound for fucking fees and shit like that

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I don't think I've ever remembered doing that but I've probably only sold like two free items

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Mm-hmm, and every time they've sold so yeah, yeah, that's criminal. They charge you when you don't even fucking. Yeah, they fucking charged me

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I don't know whether it was because it was car parts or what but I

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Either way I got I got fucked and I was I weren't happy about it

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So yeah, that's the moral of the story. There you go. Don't fucking sell on eBay

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That's why a lot of people went over to vinted

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But then vinted is really shit for the seller in terms of protection

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Yeah, you say something they're like, okay full refund. Yeah, they give not vinted the person no refund

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But but they've got my item now like full refund. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what the fuck so

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Dodgy dodgy world. Let's talk about computer games. That's what we're here for and I got moaned at for this the other day

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They and Jake moan moan moan. I said where you cancel the patreon?

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I just didn't talk about games. I don't get enough fucking fucking listening to Dean

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Oh, you know what? I like Jake, but he's a bell anyway, and he knows that you'll take that in good jest

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I do like him and Dean's in the same position as well

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I'm not gonna take flack off of someone that signed up to the patreon and then fucking canceled without even speaking to us and

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Then fucking doesn't even listen to all the episodes

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The patron is not set up for gaming. That's what we've got the podcast for the patron is set up for different conversation

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There's gaming involved, but there's a lot of times when it's not Darrell's episode

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For example the last episode that went out last week the patron for the people which was Darrell's fucking episode. It's fantastic

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No, I mean, we've had lots of good patron episodes where we don't talk about gaming. It's a time that just relax

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Let the idiots pay their money, and we just talk shit for half hour minimum

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once a week

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I understand where it's coming from though that I get it because we've got no

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Organization here, and he was like you were talking about football manager

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And I and then we will gas like are we gonna find out what happened on the next episode and then the next episode coming

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You didn't even mention it. I was like yeah, that's fair, but I haven't played the fucking thing alright

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So if I haven't played it I can't join me to make a story up

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I won I won the Europa League I'm not gonna be dictated to

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By a geezer that showed support and then pulled out without as much as a fucking sniff our way alright

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Dean go fuck yourself

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Ridiculous I'm not endorsing this you don't even talk to me anymore fuck it

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Don't talk to me no gonna sit there and fucking wins if he didn't see you the other day

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He wouldn't be saying anything well. Thanks for the trouble. You got me in day. Thanks for the Civil War you caused me games

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Yeah, okay games black myth work on they wanted me to touch on I'm sure I've already been through this and said it was my

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Game of the year we've spoken a lot about black myth. It's the best game. That's good people like it there

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You go, that's that one done finish it um the

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PlayStation 30th anniversary stuff released yesterday

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So that instantly mark managed to pick up the controller and so did someone else at work. Oh deanie at

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My my Dean at work rather than your Dean I

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Went to look at the queue

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But the minute I realized I was in a queue to work out if I could then join the queue

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To then work out a position for if I could possibly queue I was like nah. I can't be bothered. I won't queue

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I'm not gonna bother with wasting my time on that one, but the controllers look cool

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Mark was showing me

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There was one that you could get a bundle right it was the have you seen the 30th anniversary shit

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Yeah, so you can get a bundle of the ps5 Pro the controller the fucking disk drive

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And I think the portal was on there as well

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And it was nine hundred and fifty quid something like that which is actually for all of that is not too bad

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In the grand scheme of things the fact that you have to pay 700 quid for a pair ps5 Pro is fucking

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outrageous

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But someone bought that bundle and then sold it on eBay for four grand

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For four great

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Who's buying that who's buying that for four grand?

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Lunatics grand lunatic that's mental, but yeah, there was only what I think it was like

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12,500 of them

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Be made and obviously they were only released in select countries

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So very very short after and the stuff does look very cool mark actually managed to buy the portal

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He's got the 30th anniversary portal

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Why?

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Terrible bit of kit he's moving next week

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Completing on his house, and he says that he'll use it quite a bit

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I'm happy for him, but I wouldn't have bothered buying one

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I'd get steamed it bro. Yeah, but he doesn't do fucking

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Steam does he neither do I it didn't do that either the wire

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But he also he plays his PlayStation quite a lot, but he plays single-player games, so he doesn't know why oh

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Sorry let him fuck what you want from him not to buy a piece of shit equipment that cost him a fortune already bought it

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Out from you know what fuck him let's spend his money. It's not a problem. You've wasted your money, bro. It's not a problem

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Um I'm sure it's good for certain people some people like geezer at work. He's got one

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He swears by it, so you know what he plans to do with it

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I feel like it suits him that because he plans to use it with its actual intention of being used at home

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When the TV is already being occupied that's what he wants to do so hopefully it works for him

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I'm looking forward to him actually using it and then getting a fucking little bit of feedback off of him as to how it actually is

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I think they're great indoors. I think should you take them out. They're not really worth a wink

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Well when I played it I've never seen anything like it in my life

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It was a lot, but like you said with your with your phone you never buy the first iteration of

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Something my steam deck might be slightly well obviously is different to your steam deck

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but you bought yours quite a gap between mine so from a

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Impulse purchase I remember I was I was sitting there. Have you played any it was the last time you picked up on the last week actually

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Yeah, I put it on last week played a bit of La Milana. I think mine was about five months ago. Mm-hmm

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I'll be using it Sunday cuz I got a

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I've got a little shift. I need to need it on. Mm-hmm. I need to I need to turn mine on

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Yeah, that that's what I was gonna say. I turn it on and I was oh no

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It's broken and then I plugged it in and then it started charging

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I was like, there's no way I turn it off with no battery. I didn't realize they just slowly deplete over time

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Even when they're off. Yeah, that's what batteries do. I didn't know this. I thought there's news to me

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Yeah, no, that's why we've like a Nintendo switch and stuff like that. You you never

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Turn it like turn it off and then just leave it because the battery degrades

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It always sits heavy like decent charge. That's why I think I feel like might change over batteries

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but I think with the steam deck it's something like above 20% and then below like 89% or like

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90 something percent is like the sweet spot for it to sit at that's why when

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6% or something like that because it's better for the battery

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Well, that's what I thought about the steam deck when I turn on it went on and then I looked into it and there were

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A lot of people worried and there's people just saying no, no, that's what they do. Some some were draining really quickly and some were draining

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Like slowly, but I don't know I tried to work out when the last time I played it was so it's couple of months before that

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So yeah, I'll switch mine on after this

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Um, what's your fucking amazing bit kid? I turn it on I was like, I'm so happy

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I own this but there you go back in your box for a few months

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I turn mine on and then the fucking the old Eldon ring screensaver like comes on and then and then I was going

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Yeah, that's decent do all the updates on it if there are

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Just saying just seeing the startup screen see I've got Hades come down Zeus fun the barns like yeah just gas straight away

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Just see it back in the box. Yeah before I've even got to the menus. I'm just gas

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But yeah amazing bit of kit. I can't wait

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I'm gonna look on it tonight and see if there's anything I want to buy

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Hmm just to take with me for a shift and get me through you see um, Pal world are being sued

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Yeah mad by Nintendo and filth and filth for being sued. Yeah, absolute filth, bro

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You're a good yeah because Pokemon nicked a lot of their ideas off other fucking franchises anyway, and then you've got Digimon

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How they getting away with it? What did you mon get away with Pokemon which come first?

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I'm pretty sure Digimon came after Pokemon and if it didn't and Pokemon nicked Digimon it it seems because

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When Nintendo

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Throw a lawsuit out they've never lost

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Nintendo have never lost a lawsuit so far. They're very very very good at suing people

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so the chances are I was talking to Steph about it and

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and because obviously they they've just this is off the back of them just winning their suit with

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That mobile game. I can't remember the fucking name of it

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But they sued them and got 15 million dollars or something like that for suing them

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But in the article I was reading about it

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They said it it makes no difference because the the game that they sued had made something like 87 million in profit

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So like you're taking 15 million away from it. The damage is done. They don't give a fuck

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And I was saying to Steph I was like that would probably be the same case with Power World

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How fucking popular that game was and still relatively is and how much money it has made that?

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Whatever they get sued for it's not gonna be fucking that deep. They pushed out a massive update yesterday

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Yeah, good cuz you come out on play state on ps5. Oh is that why?

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Yeah, but I think I haven't I haven't

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Read it properly

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But I don't know if there was rumors going around that the Nintendo were gonna start trying to pattern certain game mechanics

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No, they were there. I think they already have I think that was the argument. It's not a do with like

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Throwing balls at monsters. Basically, that's what they panned

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Essentially, it was exhibit. I was throwing something I only bring on to put it in a spherical

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I only bring up because I saw that you know that streamer pirate software

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No, I feel like you would have seen clearly he's got wears glasses long brunette hair very smart guy

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He used to work for Blizzard very cool streamer, but he was talking about it

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And he was like he was like I'm so against the idea of pattern in game mechanics

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He was like they're fucking mechanics and then all the comments underneath nemesis systems

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Everyone's going the fucking nemesis. Everyone's like they sat on that and done fuck all with it done nothing wasted

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But then you have to renew that right so that expired eventually it will expire eventually. Yeah, well then they just renew it

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Yeah, probably you would wouldn't you if you've had it for that long? He would just renew it. They're sell it then sell it

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Someone's why would why would you sit on that?

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Why would you have it have a have a system especially now with with how like AI and everything is in terms of of its?

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Smartness is in intelligence

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How would you how do you think the nemesis system would be now with all the technology that we have now?

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To make it even fucking better

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Why you would just have that and then sit on it and do fucking nothing with it?

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I think I think it's being implemented into

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Oh, what game were they fucking talking about?

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Some superhero game

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Nemesis system

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Don't know I can't find it anymore. I thought it was being put into

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Another game, but I don't think the ears I could be talking absolute bollocks

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But yeah an absolute travesty of a thing to fucking pan for no reason. I don't understand why you would do that

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I don't see what the benefit to that was especially if you're not gonna use it cuz then what you missing out on

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I get it. It's your baby and it you create it. It's very innovative if it's that word in it innovative innovative

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There you go. I've never had a word that I couldn't say regularly

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It's very innovative. There we go. Fantastic. And

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Yeah, so if you create that you'd be like that's mine

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I want that but then you have to do something innovate with it. You can't just leave it festering

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Because I'm against imagine I invented the kettle right? I've made the kettle. No, this is fantastic

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You'd be the goat the electric kettle not the not the stove one

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You can keep that go no longer does it take 69 minutes for me to make a cup a cup of tea and it doesn't scream

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At me when it's doing it, you know, I mean so I've now made it and then what I turn around and do is I pattern that

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So no one else in the world can do it and then I just don't make it

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I look how fantastic this invention is. It's the best thing and makes your life so much better

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You're not gonna have it. It's just gonna make my life. Yes. It's gonna make my life better

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Yeah, what a fucking

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Assassin's Creed shadow has been delayed. I yeah, I know I've for

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It's almost like they they saw the um, the trailer for fucking ghosts of

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Yote Yote, I can't remember what the fucking name is and then immediately that press release comes up going we've delayed this

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So yeah, no wonder but I feel like that's for the

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for the right reasons 100% best to be if you if you've taken the

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If you've got the bollocks to turn around and go no, this isn't ready. We're gonna fucking delay it then fair play because obviously

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Last year and the year before we had a whole fucking bout of game

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Being released early cyberpunk when they shouldn't have been due to pressure from

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shareholders the player base

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Everyone involved pretty much to release a game early or when you when you're saying that you're going to so they have the bollocks

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To turn around and go no fuck you. We're gonna we're gonna delay this until next year. Yeah, not just that they um

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They've refunded all pre-orders, which is impressive

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Yeah, because I had an email from game telling me mine's been pushed it I think the email said that it would be in their warehouses like mid january

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Something like that. Yeah, so they're refunded pre-orders and also anyone who pre-orders from now

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You get the first DLC free

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Which is very cool, but also in my brain. I'm thinking that don't sound like ubisoft

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So then I thought maybe they'll release a little baby DLC first like a horse skin or satin tiny one

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Yeah, the free DLC we promised and here's the expansion is 40. Yeah, here's 15 minutes. Yeah 14th of february

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Sorry, where pre-order item due into the warehouse 14th of feb

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2025 and we'll dispatch within seven days after I don't mind. It's not a problem for me

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I still fucking look forward to it. It was one of those

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It's one of those games and one of those purchases where that's a good thing about pre-ordering games from game

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That's a good thing about pre-ordering games from game is they don't fucking charge you until seven days before you get the thing

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So like we've said before

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Girl math kicks in by the time that order turns up that collector's edition was free

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Because I placed that order months ago like the beginning of the year whenever it was announced

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So next year when that collector's edition hits my front door, it's cost me nothing. Yep

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No, I mean absolutely fuck all feels like a gift. It is a gift. Thanks ubisoft

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It's a gift from me to me. You know what I mean? Thank you very much

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um, but i'm I went online to try and um cancel it but obviously it all already done it all for me, so i'm

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It was one of those

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games where it's like

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After mirage, I knew I was going to get the next assassin's creed

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um, so

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In doing so I haven't really done any research into assassin's creed shadows because i'm not interested because I know i'm going to get it anyway

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I don't care. I don't care if you like it. I don't care if you hate it

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I don't care if this happens or this happens or if there's mechanics in it or not either way. I'm still buying it

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It's still going to be within my life

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Yeah, you love assassin's creed then you're your little baby, isn't it? I love assassin's creed. It'd be great and then shit then great and shit

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And it's just your thing man. So yeah, i'll get it as well

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Um, i'll be a little tester tell you how good it is if it is good at all. I've always liked them

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I've said before I prefer the new assassin's creed, but I just think that they are too bloated

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I think yeah, I like the idea of what they do and what they make and the expansiveness is it is incredible

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But they just need to streamline them things a bit more the the consensus of the guild because we were talking about it

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The other day is that odyssey is the best one?

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That they've made apparently and that i've never I didn't play odyssey. So I I played odyssey

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And then I fell off it and I was like, I don't really like it

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And then I got really ill and I had the flu and I was ill for like, you know

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Then ones when you're like really ill for like a day or two and then you get better and you're like

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Well, i'm still a little bit ill so i'll just take the week

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Yeah

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So I was like that so I stayed in bed for like four days or something and I just played it and I put like

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About 90 hours in or something stupid by the end of it. I was just I fucking love this game

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So I just need to get into something can just be all encompass all encompassing or the whole thing is that

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I was fucking loving it, but I think it's an amazing game

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And origins holds a special place in my heart because my wife went into label. I was playing assassinate creed origins

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Yeah, the pyramid one Egyptian one and then yeah odyssey is good and then valhalla

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But perfect setting just just too bloated executed poorly

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Maybe maybe it's just england. Maybe england's just dull place to explore because we live here or maybe it's just dull in general

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But it's nowhere near as exciting as exploring greece or or egypt, you know, I live in england. It's a bit. It's a bit shitty, bro

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So yeah, you had state of play the other day, um that was underwhelming

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I was fuming with that i'm not gonna lie. I stayed up and watched that. Oh did you I was furious

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What's the highlights in the fucking morning man?

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I can't I find it hilarious that they cut off at the end because that was definitely meant for concord

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They just cut out a big segment right at the end

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Didn't even announce that the stream was over. They just fucking switched it off. Thanks for watching

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Yeah, I was like that's fantastic. I was sitting there and I was thinking one more. Come on one more big things

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No, you thought we was going it was just like nice done done. So I was fuming I went to bed

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So angry I just knackered the next day. They just weren't um

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Who cares about astro bot?

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Who gives a fuck?

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Who's who j who actually cares other than the people that farm platinums and just need an easy one to get hold of who?

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Mark was talking about this morning. Who's spending 60 quid on astro? Well, there's there's your thing in it because um,

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Um, probably got about 60 hours in astro bot

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But that's mainly the kids because they love it. Yeah, and

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The problem is with astro bot is not two player so they can't both play so there's fights

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so that's why they play minecraft or uh

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wobbly life

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Um, and that's majority what they play because astro bot is not two player

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So when astro bot two come out, I thought they fucking love astro bot. Perfect. Is it co-op? No

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Yeah, so it's basically a kid's game put some fucking co-op in there man

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So that's not getting bought for that reason the game looks fantastic compared to

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The first one is like a lot more to do and stuff. But

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Once again, you've hit the nail on the head. I thought I would buy this not for 60 quid

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I've always just thought it's a demo for the controller. Yeah, but it was but it started off as a vr thing

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So it was the best vr game that was out right astro's

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Astro world astro worlds

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And then they did the demo right built into the playstation, but everyone was like this is fantastic. This is great

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It's a great platformer. So then they were like, well hold on we could have a little playstation mascot here

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So that's what they've developed it into a really tight

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Fantastic platforming game for people that really like platforming and speed running and all that sort of stuff that that community is big, right?

410
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:45,200
So that's what that is going going for it's going for the playstation mascot mantle and then they're integrating all the playstation things

411
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:49,360
You know, you fly around in a spaceship and the spaceship is the ps5 control and

412
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:53,040
Yes, you know where they had that already

413
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,440
little big planet

414
00:31:55,440 --> 00:32:00,800
Yeah, I get that you have to adapt and fucking evolve and blah blah blah, but you can't have sack boy and

415
00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:06,480
Astro bot well astro bots took sack bro. I I know I know but uh

416
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,720
Say that I nearly nearly bought the astro bot controller. Yeah, it looks cool

417
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:15,680
But I didn't realize that the fucking the the eyes and shit on the touchpad. Yeah, they don't move

418
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:20,000
That's exactly what I thought as soon as I found out they were stickers. I'm out. Yeah, I thought they were lights

419
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:24,560
Yeah, so did I I thought I thought they they moved with your with the controller or whatever

420
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,080
I was like that's fucking sick and for 70 quid I was like that that's awesome

421
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,120
And then yeah, no, it's a very nice controller, but no stickers

422
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:36,960
Yeah, but it's okay though because in the state of play they're bringing out three different chroma color ways. Yes

423
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,440
brilliant

424
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:46,160
Yes, one that looks kind of silver one that looks kind of purple and one that looks kind of goldy white whatever

425
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:53,280
So you got that to look forward to well, I want give me more god of war. Give me ghost of sashima 2, please

426
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,040
um

427
00:32:55,040 --> 00:33:02,000
Not ghost of yotai. I want it. Yochi. Yeah, I want a jin story to continue man, you know like the monk them the um

428
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:08,560
Why have I forgot the mongols yeah the mongols they invaded again like 10 years later

429
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:13,920
Why are we not seeing that bro? I want to see more jinn. I wanted to see him defend sashima again or something

430
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,440
Yeah, I don't know. I love jinn man. I wanted these

431
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:25,440
God shit. Yeah, but it's not though. They reinvade sashima bro. So why why is he not defending it? Yeah, but then how how

432
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,360
You I can't I can't see

433
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,840
I really love jin sakai. I'd love to be able to play him in another

434
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:39,680
Story, but I can't see that being the story that would be better than ghost of sashima that that to me

435
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,760
Just seems like you're you're hashing out shit. That's pointless. No, I don't know bro

436
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,360
I think if they'd announced ghost of shima 2 everyone would have been just as gassed

437
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,360
You know what we know what they would have been gassed for

438
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:54,720
Bloodborne remastered. Oh, yeah, I heard that that's what they would have been fucking gassed for. I hear that all the time bro

439
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:59,200
I just give up with that and just think it's not happening. Of course it's not happening. It's so ridiculous

440
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:04,400
Oh is happening horizon zero dorm remaster brilliant. Yeah. Thanks. That's great

441
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:09,120
That needs to be my all the fucking things to remaster. Yes. The game looks beautiful. It's a good game

442
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:14,720
I don't dispute that but for fuck's sake who who in the offices?

443
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:19,120
Has the list of games we need to think of a game that we've got a remaster

444
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,720
Here's the whole list of fucking IPs that we've got hold of let's just pick one

445
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:28,640
Who goes for horizon? Like I say, it looks beautiful on ps4. I know already looks fantastic

446
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:33,680
I there's there's literally zero need for it. It's the site. It's the last of us all over again

447
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,800
Let's remaster the last of us and then it's remastered but you watch fucking

448
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,440
Her forbidden west get remastered next year

449
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,720
It must be because and I don't know I might be making this up

450
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:52,220
Is there not a horizon show coming out or film? There's a horizon show coming out and obviously got Lego adventures horizon

451
00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:58,340
Um got everyone thingy. You know, that's what everyone wanted was like they love the plan horizon

452
00:34:58,340 --> 00:35:04,500
This is fucking great robot dinosaurs fucking shooting them and shit. Mmm. Finally. This was lego. Yeah

453
00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:08,420
It looks kind of interesting but interesting for all of about five minutes

454
00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:12,100
And then you stop like that funco fusion. How are you getting on with that?

455
00:35:13,060 --> 00:35:17,380
You know what turned me off a funco fusion for the minute. It weren't all the three out of ten reviews, right?

456
00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:23,460
No, I actually quite like it. Right. It's an easy fucking quick game. It's nothing nothing crazy

457
00:35:23,940 --> 00:35:30,100
And I collect the fucking things so there's a little bit of an attachment there. I mean mind you I've only done

458
00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:32,900
the

459
00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:36,660
The hot fuzz section and all the other stuff haven't been interested

460
00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:40,900
And I haven't even finished the hot fuzz section and I'll explain to you why that is right

461
00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:46,740
This game ps5 in the world that we're in with the advancements that we've made

462
00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:53,060
Blah de blah de blah doesn't have auto saving. Oh and I can't save manually

463
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:59,540
What do you mean? So the way it works is you go so like hot fuzz for example is split into chapters

464
00:35:59,540 --> 00:36:01,540
I don't know how many let's say three chapters, right?

465
00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:06,660
And you basically you're in like this hub and you go through a doorway and then that

466
00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,300
Blast you into the mission, right?

467
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:12,100
Cutscene begins story happens blah blah blah

468
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:17,540
And you run around you run around doing quests or whatever and then you complete the first chapter

469
00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:20,500
Right, that's now completed. You're then thrusted into the second chapter

470
00:36:20,740 --> 00:36:26,500
What it does is it sends you back to the hub another door is opened. Woohoo. Fantastic through that door

471
00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:30,740
All right, but obviously in every chapter there's collectibles and stuff

472
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:32,740
so

473
00:36:32,740 --> 00:36:35,300
Naturally, I didn't get all the collectibles in the first chapter

474
00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:40,420
So I was like, well, like there's 10 rubber ducks that you can fucking get hold of and then it unlocks a chest

475
00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:44,500
I was like, well, I was nine out of ten. So I was like, well, let me go back quick and i'll get the one

476
00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:46,980
Go back through that level

477
00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:49,540
Cutscene at the beginning starts again. Oh no

478
00:36:50,740 --> 00:36:52,740
Uh, what's

479
00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:54,580
Okay, what's happened here?

480
00:36:54,580 --> 00:37:01,300
Cutscene happens again. I let it run through and then I spawn in and then there's the first quest again

481
00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:06,260
I went with this thing, right? So I come out and then went back in same thing happens

482
00:37:06,260 --> 00:37:12,260
So I turned it off and then um, I think I went and had dinner and then come back and then it did it again

483
00:37:12,260 --> 00:37:14,820
And I put this cutscene is about

484
00:37:15,620 --> 00:37:16,660
I don't know

485
00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:18,660
Like 30 seconds long can't skip it

486
00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:24,980
Can't skip it full stop. All right, so I turned around to Steph. I said what the fuck is going on? So we googled it

487
00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:27,620
turns out you can't

488
00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:29,620
save

489
00:37:29,620 --> 00:37:34,660
Any point in the chapters if you enter a chapter you have to do the entire chapter. It will not save

490
00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:39,060
So you can't leave the chapter. You can't manually save a point in the chapter

491
00:37:39,220 --> 00:37:43,220
It's just the minute you're in there. You have to continue until that chapter is done

492
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:47,940
And that also means all the collectibles and anything that are inside that fucking chapter

493
00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:52,900
If you don't collect them and then you turn your playstation off or whatever or you back out and you go back into the main hub

494
00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:55,140
You have to do it all fucking over again

495
00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:58,100
So it switched me off completely and I said I'm not touching this chapter

496
00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:02,580
Completely and I said i'm not touching this until there's an update that brings in fucking something as simple as saving

497
00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:08,980
Fair enough. Thank you. Yes. I understand so very prehistoric. It's ridiculous. That is ridiculous

498
00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:16,180
I don't care how fucking big or small the chapters are. I do not give a fuck but don't have a game like that

499
00:38:16,820 --> 00:38:20,740
And not let me save what the fuck how how is that not a thing?

500
00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:24,820
Other than that fantastic. Yeah, very fun game. Cool

501
00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:30,660
Cool looking game, but that's only because I played hot fuzz all the other stuff like umbrella academy and all that shit

502
00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:37,620
I'm not interested in any of them. So I don't I know mileage may vary. Yeah, is stef looking at the new zelda game

503
00:38:38,420 --> 00:38:40,420
what the um

504
00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:44,340
Echoes or something echoes of the kingdom or something. Yeah, isn't it? It's um

505
00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:50,820
Glad's princess zelda. Yeah. Yeah, I was watching a I watched the playthrough last night or some of it. It was pretty cool, man

506
00:38:50,820 --> 00:38:56,340
It was pretty cool, man. Very cool. Is there a release for it? It's out come out yesterday

507
00:38:56,820 --> 00:38:57,940
Well, I said come out yesterday

508
00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:03,860
I was watching someone play yesterday and I was watching youtube videos of people saying world record finished it in x amount of time

509
00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:08,180
So so it must be out unless it's just out in america. I don't know it might be out today

510
00:39:08,260 --> 00:39:13,300
Most games come out friday in uk. Yeah, but yeah looks looks really cool. I thought it might be up her street

511
00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:17,300
She loves because when I see the quirky man, yeah when I see the trailer for it

512
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:24,660
I said to her and she she already knew about it. It feels like fair enough. Yeah, you you uh, you you can't fight like link

513
00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:26,660
so

514
00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:28,660
Spoilers, I don't know. Do you care?

515
00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:35,460
I don't stef might it's literally like the first 10 seconds of the game. Okay, stef don't listen. Don't listen stef

516
00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:39,140
So you start off as link you got all your hearts, right? You got all your heart containers

517
00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:42,340
You're all fooled up. You're nothing you're gonna go wrong here. You went upstairs

518
00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:48,500
You see ganna and you fight him and then gannon goes, uh guide and then he sucks you into a portal and then uh,

519
00:39:48,660 --> 00:39:52,020
princess zelda breaks out the prison of the crystal that she was in

520
00:39:52,580 --> 00:39:57,220
And uh, then you're playing as princess zelda big shock. Yeah, obviously everyone knew that was happening anyway

521
00:39:57,540 --> 00:39:59,700
but the the main reason I mentioned that is because now

522
00:40:00,420 --> 00:40:04,660
You play as zelda and you get the you can't attack so what you can do you can spin

523
00:40:05,140 --> 00:40:07,140
um, but you get a staff

524
00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:12,580
That basically you can go over to all these items like pots and beds and fucking plants and shit

525
00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:14,980
You like absorb them and then you can just

526
00:40:15,540 --> 00:40:20,580
Create them with the stuff. So the game is like it's like it's basically like pokemon. Maybe they'll get sued

527
00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:25,620
Uh, so you can fucking you'll hit an enemy you'll kill an enemy and they'll leave an echo of the enemy

528
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:29,300
You can absorb the enemy and then you can then throw the enemy out to attack the other enemy

529
00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:32,900
So you can get the little slimes and that sounds very cool. It's very cool. It's very cool

530
00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:38,100
And i'm not gonna buy it because i haven't got a switch anymore, but i will watch the whole playthrough because it's interesting to watch

531
00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:43,620
Um, i'm enjoying that just trying to rattle through some stuff because obviously i'm in the time

532
00:40:43,620 --> 00:40:48,180
How'd you get on with space marine 2? I hear that you've fucking completed it finished it and put it back to bed

533
00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:51,860
I have completed it finished it and I certainly haven't put it back to bed

534
00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:53,940
I've been playing pvp like it's going out of fashion

535
00:40:53,940 --> 00:40:57,940
That's exactly what I said to connor because connor was like ah, he's completed it and he's done with it

536
00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:01,780
I said shut up you ginger cunt. What do you fucking know? I said there's no way

537
00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:08,340
There's no way you stupid hairy monster that he's played that he's just played the story and then stopped playing it

538
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:10,580
I did say to him I said he must be playing the pvp

539
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:14,500
No, and I don't know because obviously he can't play with you because you're on playstation

540
00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:17,620
He can't do it. He does know because I told him this when I see him the other day

541
00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:22,900
Well, he needs to give us he's back on monday. I'll give his head a wobble for both of us. Thank you. Um

542
00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:28,180
Yeah, so it's your fault on playing space marine because you was gassing it up while I was here saying

543
00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:31,940
Oh, it's fantastic. It's getting great views. I was like, yeah, it does look pretty good, doesn't it?

544
00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:36,820
And then I went home and bought it and haven't stopped so I bought space marine. Sorry, I played it

545
00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:38,900
I put it on one of the hardest settings

546
00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:42,900
Realized that this is too hard for me and then I popped it down a few settings

547
00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:48,260
And then by the end by the last two missions three missions. I had it on the ultra easiest setting

548
00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:51,540
Because I was just like this. I'm not even playing it for the thing now

549
00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:57,060
I'm just playing it for the fun game play and the story the fact that henry cavill plays it and they put up that little

550
00:41:57,060 --> 00:42:00,500
Picture of his character and shit. Yeah, just the the all-father

551
00:42:00,580 --> 00:42:04,660
so i've done all the story because I wanted to do a story before I done the multiplayer stuff and then

552
00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:09,620
the pvp i've just basically just rinsed it bro. I was like

553
00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:14,180
I basically i'm top of the leaderboard every every game pretty much and

554
00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:15,780
the

555
00:42:15,780 --> 00:42:20,580
The interesting thing is when I first started planning because there's multiple classes and it's very simple

556
00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:23,620
It's like old duo play gears of war very much like that

557
00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:29,700
So there's a couple of classes. You got the standard one with like a assault rifle can carry two grenades

558
00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:33,300
You got like sniper and shit. Yeah, you got your sniper that can go invisible. You got your bull walk

559
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:35,780
Which is a shield and a and a sword and shit

560
00:42:36,580 --> 00:42:40,420
Um and like buffing and stuff like that. So you got all these different classes

561
00:42:41,540 --> 00:42:44,020
And I picked a assault which has a little jetpack to

562
00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:46,820
sky and shit and you can slam down on people

563
00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:51,700
Uh, so I was using that and I was doing pretty well with it and I watched a youtube video and that is like

564
00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:55,700
I have multiple youtube videos and google. It's been all incomes in my life

565
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:57,300
um

566
00:42:57,300 --> 00:43:01,540
And yeah, that is like the worst class in the game and I was like, but i'm doing really well with it

567
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:03,380
So fuck what you say

568
00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:07,380
And i've just used it as a challenge to just be the best of that class and yeah

569
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:08,180
I'll frag with it

570
00:43:08,180 --> 00:43:14,580
But I think people just use it wrong because you can shoot up in the sky and then you can like slam down on enemies

571
00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:17,940
And it stuns them for a second then you can just whack them with your sword or whatever

572
00:43:18,740 --> 00:43:19,940
But I don't really use it like that

573
00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:23,140
I use it more to like like there's a wall between the checkpoint

574
00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:29,060
I'll have a look up see if anyone's there and then i'll either float over the top of them come behind them and fuck them up

575
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:34,100
Um, just different ways of using it instead of shooting up you can jetpack away from people

576
00:43:34,180 --> 00:43:36,980
So you've got like a get out of jail free card kind of thing

577
00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:41,060
If you've if you really really like the class and you play it really well

578
00:43:41,780 --> 00:43:48,020
Don't get fucking swamped in by the meta whores. No, i'm not i'm not because you you're in a in one of those positions where

579
00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:53,460
So I feel like so many people play like what is the best class blah blah blah that they don't expect

580
00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:55,940
The shit class to be good

581
00:43:56,180 --> 00:44:02,420
And it catches you off guard. That's why it's so fun and at level 14, which is a fucking slog, by the way

582
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:06,580
You unlock the only other weapon for that class which is like a

583
00:44:07,780 --> 00:44:14,420
It's like so so this class only has a pistol and a sword which is annoying because fucking every class gets a fucking melee weapon

584
00:44:14,420 --> 00:44:18,660
Yeah, this is only class that has a fucking pistol instead of a uzi or something

585
00:44:18,660 --> 00:44:22,180
You know what I mean? So i've just got a pistol but then at level 14

586
00:44:23,300 --> 00:44:26,820
You unlock um, like a heavy pistol so it hits harder

587
00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:32,420
You know what I mean? So i've grinded to fuck to get that weapon and yes, so powerful and sick and I love it

588
00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:34,900
um, I tried a bit of the pve

589
00:44:35,780 --> 00:44:38,180
I like it, but the problem is with it is

590
00:44:39,220 --> 00:44:41,220
Like i'm shit

591
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:45,860
If i'm honest with you, I because I think like it's shared loot and shit. All right

592
00:44:45,940 --> 00:44:49,460
so like if if if you need health and I need health or

593
00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:54,340
Uh anything i'm not i'm not thinking like in 21st century gaming

594
00:44:54,340 --> 00:44:58,180
I'm just like oh health pack i'll pick that up and then I look at my teammate and be like I should have left that

595
00:44:58,180 --> 00:45:00,500
To you shouldn't I and i'm just i'm terrible with that

596
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:04,500
But then people just do that to me as well and it's frustrating because i'm like I literally have this much health

597
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:10,020
And I can't regen so and then you're going down and getting picked up. I love it. I think it's fantastic

598
00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:14,340
But I haven't it's one of them if I played with you and Connor it'd be sick sickest mode

599
00:45:14,660 --> 00:45:16,660
But because i'm just playing with randoms

600
00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:20,820
You think it's very clever because you have the main story as the space marine

601
00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:25,620
I am gonna get it and then you have so there'll be like missions say for example one of the missions

602
00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:27,700
like

603
00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:30,980
You got to go and kill like fucking this boss or whatever

604
00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:35,380
And then there's another squad going out and and but before you kill that boss

605
00:45:35,380 --> 00:45:38,980
They're killing this hive mind creature or whatever right 50 pounds

606
00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:44,740
So it's very cool. But then that the other team that you're communicating with in the main campaign

607
00:45:45,860 --> 00:45:51,700
When you do the pve that you're playing that team, so it's like two separate campaigns. Do you know what I mean?

608
00:45:51,780 --> 00:45:56,980
Yeah, you're playing the other part online. It's really cool. I think it's fucking phenomenal game

609
00:45:57,460 --> 00:46:01,300
It's got me well into space marine. How do you how do you feel on a?

610
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:08,260
Longevity point because I was talking to jay at work about this because he's fucking massive into it as well

611
00:46:08,260 --> 00:46:13,380
Um, he's been playing with conor quite a bit because he's on xbox and obviously they can cross play

612
00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:15,620
um

613
00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:18,660
And I said like because I played overwatch 2 with him as well

614
00:46:19,140 --> 00:46:23,860
And I said that game looked fucking sick when it first come out and I said from a longevity point of view

615
00:46:23,860 --> 00:46:27,780
I said it just died a death because there wasn't anything that that kept it going

616
00:46:27,780 --> 00:46:30,500
You look at hell divers too as well died a death

617
00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:33,140
so

618
00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:35,220
Well, what do you think?

619
00:46:35,220 --> 00:46:40,340
I think it all depends on what they want really because if you focus on

620
00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:42,660
um

621
00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:44,020
pvp

622
00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:48,580
Then you're gonna have to design that game in a very specific way if you focus on pve

623
00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:51,940
You're gonna have to design it in a different way if you're gonna focus on expansions

624
00:46:52,180 --> 00:46:53,940
You're gonna have to design it in a different way

625
00:46:53,940 --> 00:46:57,620
So I don't know what route they want to go down. They're gonna try and cover all of them

626
00:46:57,620 --> 00:47:00,260
It's gonna be very difficult for them. What they need to do is do something

627
00:47:00,260 --> 00:47:07,220
I think they released a big update yesterday massive update. Yeah, they've they've buffed things nerfed things

628
00:47:07,780 --> 00:47:12,580
Made hundreds of improvements. I feel like when you've got the backing of henry cavill you can't

629
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,360
Really go wrong

630
00:47:15,780 --> 00:47:18,820
As long as they listen they gotta listen and pump shit out

631
00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:23,700
Because people will be rinsing that like so so so I can play with conor so you can shut the fuck up

632
00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:28,580
So warhammer 40k is cross play but only for campaign and pve

633
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:35,700
So pvp I can't but I can play so retract that that was very that was very aimed and mean

634
00:47:36,900 --> 00:47:39,460
So yeah, so I was right in what I said anyway

635
00:47:40,420 --> 00:47:42,180
I already knew that

636
00:47:42,180 --> 00:47:45,060
When I wait, wait, wait, wait, why did that come up?

637
00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:47,220
Where did that did I miss part of the conversation here?

638
00:47:47,220 --> 00:47:53,460
Why did that come up because you said that conor was playing with his mate because there's no cross play between consoles and pc

639
00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:55,380
Yeah in pvp

640
00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:58,900
Yeah, I missed out the pvp. I was saying about conor not you

641
00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:01,380
Yeah, so I could play

642
00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:06,100
Campaign or pve with him. So no what i'm saying is you can't do pvp with the geyser

643
00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:10,420
No, but what i'm saying is if you had it I could play pve with you and conor

644
00:48:10,820 --> 00:48:14,340
So we could do like the the pve campaign missions

645
00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:19,780
And all the horde mode that's coming out and stuff like because they they they've got a road map of stuff. Yeah

646
00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:23,620
No, yeah, I bought the special super duper edition. So I get all that stuff anyway

647
00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:26,180
So yeah, there's new maps and fucking

648
00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:27,700
um

649
00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:31,460
Horde modes and they bought out the battle barge, uh arena yesterday

650
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:34,340
I really thought you were gonna say battle bus. I was like, I swear to god

651
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:36,500
No, the ship that you because you got like a hub

652
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:42,500
So the hub is the ship called the battle barge and you can walk around it and change your armor and armor customization is mad

653
00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:45,460
Oh, I love that and then um, yeah

654
00:48:45,460 --> 00:48:50,340
They bought like a training arena on there now so you can fight your mates while you're waiting to deploy or whatever

655
00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:57,140
Um, I think it's great. I hope it's got legs, but they haven't designed it for it to be a live service

656
00:48:57,140 --> 00:49:01,460
So people are probably getting confused because we're so used to that now

657
00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:07,540
But that's not what that game is like because of the success they'd be stupid to not because they're leaving money on the table

658
00:49:07,940 --> 00:49:12,340
But it's not a game. It has it's not got a store. There's no in-game store on it. There will be

659
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,960
updates and maybe

660
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:20,480
Expansions, but there there won't be like, um, there's no there's no battle pass. There's no like

661
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:25,040
I'll buy this cosmetic from store. Everything's unlocked in the game. It's very refreshing very fun

662
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:30,080
And that's what it is old school shooting fun. Yeah shooting hordes of fucking

663
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:34,000
Enemies and I say that would be fun if I was playing on my mates

664
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,640
But because i'm playing with randoms and khaki not getting no, no, you don't like that sort of shit

665
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:42,720
He only plays what fucking shooting he plays like football manager

666
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:48,580
Pogger pokemon and fallout that he's played them games for like the last 15 years. He doesn't play anything else

667
00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:54,500
He's literally like he's a massive gamer, but only on like three games. He plays cod and that

668
00:49:55,140 --> 00:49:57,300
Yeah, and cod I suppose but yeah, he played that in ages

669
00:49:57,860 --> 00:50:02,420
But yeah, no, he's not he's not like a gamer like us. He's not really a massive single player person

670
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,100
He prefers multiplayer

671
00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:06,180
whereas I like a good old story, but

672
00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:09,060
obviously with space marine 2

673
00:50:09,060 --> 00:50:16,260
Just eating into my life. I've obviously divulged into everything else and now i'm all consuming warhammer. I've uh,

674
00:50:16,980 --> 00:50:20,180
I bought warhammer rogue trader, which is another game

675
00:50:21,620 --> 00:50:28,420
Basically dnd connor's spoken to me at length about your newfound adhd fantastic. It's fantastic. I fucking love it

676
00:50:28,820 --> 00:50:32,980
So i'm playing that currently basically space marine boulder. What arm are you going with now?

677
00:50:33,460 --> 00:50:35,460
Uh world eaters probably

678
00:50:35,460 --> 00:50:38,420
I mean listen to the names of them bro

679
00:50:39,220 --> 00:50:42,820
World eaters and blood angels and they're just everything's just so sick

680
00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:48,660
I went into a warhammer shop like wednesday and I just stood there looking at it all just like I love it all

681
00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:53,380
But I said to connor I need to build an army, but I need to build it backwards

682
00:50:53,700 --> 00:51:00,660
So what I mean by that is they've obviously all got like leaders and are like leads you fight for yeah all the demonic

683
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:05,700
water uh, armies have got sick leaders have got fucking anger on or whatever

684
00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:11,700
He's a massive demon with a fucking massive sword. I want to fight for that geezer bro. I'm not fighting for

685
00:51:12,340 --> 00:51:17,300
Billy blue over here. Just a regular soldier. Yeah, no, no, no i'm gonna fight for the demon lord

686
00:51:17,380 --> 00:51:21,860
You know what I mean? Oh, they're so sick. But what I like about the warhammer part of it is

687
00:51:23,140 --> 00:51:24,660
We could both be

688
00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:26,660
Um, let's just say we're both space marine

689
00:51:26,660 --> 00:51:30,660
Uh users who both got space between armies and we fight each other

690
00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:34,500
But you are you would have built your army how you want to build it so you have different units in it

691
00:51:34,580 --> 00:51:40,420
Yeah, I have so I like the idea that you can have the same army fight, but but completely different units in it

692
00:51:40,420 --> 00:51:42,020
It's very fucking cool

693
00:51:42,020 --> 00:51:44,980
We played it i'm sure connor has kind of spoke to you about it. Yeah. Yeah

694
00:51:45,140 --> 00:51:47,780
Yeah, it's it's nowhere near as fun as dnd

695
00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:52,900
So it's I think it's more built for connor you're about saturdays. You want to fight? Yeah, cool

696
00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:56,420
And you go and fight your mate. He said it was a one-on-one type

697
00:51:56,740 --> 00:52:01,380
Yeah, 100 like and it's not like got that interaction that we have with dnd where it's fun

698
00:52:02,340 --> 00:52:05,700
So it's all stats dice. No got that interaction where it's fun

699
00:52:06,180 --> 00:52:12,260
Well, you know what I mean? Like you're bouncing off each other and I know this is more just tactical warfare, bro

700
00:52:12,340 --> 00:52:17,380
It's one of my army's gonna fuck your army. That's it. There's no role play here. It's just numbers

701
00:52:17,540 --> 00:52:20,500
It's fantastic to play and I love it, but I also

702
00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:22,500
would

703
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:24,500
See why people wouldn't like it. Um

704
00:52:24,980 --> 00:52:31,220
But yeah, obviously i've done that i've been looking at fucking figures. I've been looking at action figures

705
00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:34,180
I've been i've got a book i'm reading a fucking book

706
00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:38,980
um, and yeah, i'm bouncing between space me too and um

707
00:52:40,340 --> 00:52:47,380
And uh rogue trader, but i've also got dark tide on my horizon, which is the I think it's on xbox and steam

708
00:52:47,460 --> 00:52:50,980
But it's not on playstation yet, but it's coming out this year. Yeah, it's free on game pass

709
00:52:50,980 --> 00:52:55,460
Yeah, which is a bit of me. Maybe i'll have to boot the xbox up and play i played i played dark tide

710
00:52:55,940 --> 00:52:57,300
um

711
00:52:57,300 --> 00:53:02,180
Got about like 10 hours in it or something like that and it weren't bad but same problem was you I was playing on my own

712
00:53:02,740 --> 00:53:07,140
Yes, it's a full player, but it's just it's just like the warhammer universe i'm ingrained in now

713
00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:12,660
So anything that's warhammer now i'm just consuming because the law I never knew warhammer went like that bro

714
00:53:12,740 --> 00:53:18,100
I didn't know it was hard like that. It's the it's like I see it as the sci-fi game of thrones. It's dark

715
00:53:18,100 --> 00:53:22,340
I watched a um, or well, I started watching it was like three hours long, uh

716
00:53:23,140 --> 00:53:29,700
Like lore for beginners because I also I also saw a chart of like all the books and everything

717
00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:32,340
Like 60 odd something books

718
00:53:32,740 --> 00:53:36,820
And there was these two gays just talking about and they were like the the graph was in front of me

719
00:53:36,820 --> 00:53:39,060
They're like the first four are

720
00:53:39,860 --> 00:53:41,940
In order you read one through to four

721
00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:45,220
It was and they were like and then there's this and you just see this graph

722
00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:49,060
Just drop down with all the different feel like if you read this book

723
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:50,500
You've got to go and read these 20 books

724
00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:53,540
And then if you touch this one, you've got to go over here and read these fucking five books

725
00:53:53,540 --> 00:53:56,580
but before that you got to read this book and it was just a whole

726
00:53:57,540 --> 00:53:59,940
a whole plethora of books where it's like

727
00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:01,940
like

728
00:54:01,940 --> 00:54:07,460
No specific order of how to read all of these books. It's just which direction do you want to go into so I what I watched

729
00:54:08,340 --> 00:54:09,460
a video

730
00:54:09,460 --> 00:54:15,460
Um of the law, but I made the fatal mistake of playing world of warcraft at the same time. So

731
00:54:16,180 --> 00:54:22,020
I basically just had it on his background noise and took none of it in. Yeah, I understand. I get that I uh,

732
00:54:22,580 --> 00:54:28,100
I'm the opposite at the moment. I'm all consuming and unfortunately as it inevitably comes around, you know

733
00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:32,260
Maybe once twice a year my fantasy era is over and now i'm back in sci-fi

734
00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:37,300
So now i'm all star wars fucking in my head cannons anakin and darth aida

735
00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:40,120
They're all they're all somewhere in the war happening in the verse 87

736
00:54:40,580 --> 00:54:46,660
Met them yet and i'm gonna be sure to watch some youtube videos on darth aida versus 10 space marines and shit like that

737
00:54:46,900 --> 00:54:51,300
Because I think he'd fuck them up. I'm sure connor would disagree but fuck him. What do you reckon?

738
00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:53,620
Yeah, but space marines aren't gods

739
00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:58,180
Well, they pretty are they pretty much are bro. They're they're descendants of gods the gods created

740
00:54:58,660 --> 00:55:00,020
the

741
00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:02,020
I don't even get me started

742
00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:03,540
the god emperor

743
00:55:03,540 --> 00:55:07,780
Created his fucking and connor's gonna go I didn't correct me

744
00:55:07,860 --> 00:55:15,620
But this is what I get from it god emperor created fucking his little army and then his little army then created

745
00:55:16,580 --> 00:55:21,540
Their their descendants of them so they use their dna to then create their ultimate warriors, which are the space marines

746
00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:26,200
So they are basically descendants of gods. They're they're guns that they use the bolters

747
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:33,160
Because they they're just normal pistols and shit, but if a normal human tried to fire them

748
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:38,920
They just die because they basically fire mini rockets that explode in people

749
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,920
Although a human can even wield them guns, but in a space marines hand

750
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:48,040
They're just I thought they were just standard people like they're like nine foot tall and no

751
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:52,440
Yeah, but that's not their suits. That's their whole body. They are that big. Oh, that's just the armor

752
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:58,280
Yeah, they are that big right and and they go like four or five hundred years old and fucking

753
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:03,320
Mate, they're they're like terminate. They're basically like terminators. That's why I look at they're like arnold schwarzenegger in terminator

754
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:07,640
They just don't stop their relentless force of destruction. So yeah, I think

755
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:11,640
Even against one darth might struggle but it just depends on

756
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:17,160
The telekinesis part of it because darth might just be able to go and pop their heads with the force. I don't know

757
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:22,040
But this is why this is why it makes me laugh because james probably sitting there thinking, you know

758
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:28,280
Who's he thinking about? That's what i'm thinking about could darth vader just pop someone's pop a space marine's head

759
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:34,840
Yeah, and she's probably thinking i bet he's thinking about natalie portman again. I I I want to get involved with this, please

760
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:39,160
Right. Yeah, what space marine? Yeah, I think so, but it's so good bro. I

761
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:44,120
I'm obsessed with it. It's such a this is the coolest universe since fucking

762
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:49,880
That's all i've fucking heard from these sweaty sweaty nerds is how good the law is the law's mad bro

763
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:53,400
Like that and I believe them. I do believe me honestly

764
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,480
It's the darkest shit i've ever read as well

765
00:56:55,560 --> 00:57:00,600
I saw a baby that had been turned into a dead baby's body turned into like an angel. Yeah cherub. Yeah

766
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:07,000
Yeah, we just go around doing tasks for people. They're like they're just dead babies. Yeah, they're just got wings and they they're on the

767
00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:09,240
They're on the battle bus. They just go around

768
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:14,440
Passing messages between people and oh, do you know you don't you need a drink? But they're just they do

769
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:19,880
But they're just babies bodies. Yeah, essentially dead baby bodies with wings. It's dark bro. Look into it's dark

770
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:24,040
it's the darkest shit i've ever seen and that's the problem with the warhammer because

771
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,640
the warhammer series is on the rocks now, isn't it because

772
00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:30,600
basically

773
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,480
henry cavill's favorite army is the

774
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,520
uh

775
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:43,160
Uh, fuck I can't believe i've forgotten it necrons. No, no, no, they're sick though, bro. I love custodies

776
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,320
Yeah custodies look at you bro

777
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:50,920
So the custodies are the emperor's personal bodyguard like gold armor

778
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:54,280
And the emperor by the way was just a normal human

779
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,720
But he's just he is actually like god

780
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:03,000
So people worship him and he's dead and they have to sacrifice a thousand bodies every day to keep him alive

781
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:08,600
He's dead on the gold phone very interesting. Anyway, yeah, his his army is custodies. They're his favorite army

782
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:10,680
and

783
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:15,880
Strictly all men. They're all men faction. All right, so amazon have said no

784
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:20,600
No, we need we need women in this series. He's like, okay, that's fine. But these are these are men

785
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:23,560
That's the law. So apparently, uh

786
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:28,280
amazon spoke to a warhammer and was like look we need to change the law because

787
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,720
It's not gonna work. No, we need more women and there's like, yeah

788
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:35,400
All right. So it's like what would you mean? You've changed the law on my favorite faction

789
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,840
We already know that henry cavill was a fucking stickler to the law

790
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:44,440
So you're changing my favorite army my favorite faction my favorite law to appease a tv series for money

791
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,800
Yeah, so straight away and and it's not like henry was like

792
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,760
No, no, no women. It was like you can use

793
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,880
The sisters of silence. Yeah, it's like don't get it twisted

794
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:58,600
Henry's not fucking henry cavill is not angry at the idea of having women on the no

795
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:05,240
No, he's he's angry at the idea that you're gonna change the law. How nerdy is that? It's fantastic

796
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,680
So don't fucking change law. So this is all you know here

797
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,080
So I don't know how true any of it is but yeah, he was like look

798
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:15,640
He did the same thing with fucking witcher. So I believe it so you can use the sisters of silence

799
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:21,960
For example, they're all female faction bring them in we can bring them into the story and there's like nah, because you know

800
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:24,680
Sisters of silence. They're like

801
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,760
silent

802
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,240
What they need they need dialogue. It's like

803
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:33,320
There you go for the deaf community then there you go. And and it's not just this science

804
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:39,640
You can have females in here, but space marines are all men and and it's just the way it is like

805
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,160
It's just the law. It's canon. It's exactly so yeah henry is

806
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:48,200
It's all up in arms at the moment about how it is and they've obviously changed this and the other

807
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,000
um, and I think henry's still up in up in uh,

808
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:57,320
Uh doesn't know who to play because he's like I don't I can pick anyone in the universe to play and I don't know who to play

809
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:01,880
But what opposition to being but yeah, I think I was talking to someone about this the other day

810
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,960
Who knows a lot about warhammer? Um a lot more than me. Anyway

811
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:10,200
Probably a lot more new coin you fucking can't and uh, I said

812
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,480
And he agrees, uh that

813
01:00:14,260 --> 01:00:19,400
Warhammer right now most populace ever been right? There's never been more popular ever

814
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,400
and

815
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,920
Right now is the time to really push on with it

816
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:29,560
And if they create this series right and they get it, right?

817
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:35,480
This will be the game of thrones of sci-fi. It it's got that law. It's got the background

818
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:40,200
It's got everything it needs to be it has to be that hard hitting and that heavy

819
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,960
But if they're gonna fuck around with it too much man, they're gonna ruin it

820
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:51,240
Um, the the warhammer franchise is is interesting. Everyone knows of it, but everyone's not really paid much attention to it

821
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:58,200
But now like boulders gate got loads of people into dnd including myself now i'm into the warhammer. I'm looking all into that

822
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,120
um

823
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:01,480
there's

824
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:07,240
I saw a youtube comment on one of the videos the other day saying it's so strange to see my hobby of the last

825
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,240
20 years become real mainstream

826
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:14,840
Um, what a strange alien feeling it must be for that and scary because you're like what you're gonna do to my baby

827
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:20,360
This is my thing. Please don't fucking ruin all my stuff. So yeah, it's interesting and I think

828
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:23,240
I know it could be massive. I can I can

829
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:29,000
I can understand that in the in the same respect that something like warhammer such a

830
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:31,640
such a massive ip

831
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:35,400
with like you say such a dense amount of fucking law

832
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:37,480
to have

833
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:44,600
Have a studio like like amazon come in and you just know that they're just big bullies with fucking shit loads of money

834
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,600
So they basically get whatever they want

835
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:52,520
To to then come in and i'd feel exactly the same if all of a sudden world of warcraft everyone started playing that

836
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:56,200
I know obviously it's the biggest mmo so that everyone is already playing that but if

837
01:01:56,600 --> 01:02:01,880
No one who'd ever touched an mmo in their life suddenly had like that like with what's happening in warhammer

838
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:03,880
Where like every fucker starts playing it

839
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,440
Because then you do start to go hold on

840
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:10,760
You don't come in here complaining. All right, because you ain't got a fucking clue

841
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:14,680
It's like you always say about the streamers just whine until they get what they want

842
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:19,240
Yeah, you've got your mmo you've played for 20 years and then all of a sudden these big streams come no

843
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:23,080
No, I don't like this change this change this now. Yeah, you're like, no, no, it's been like this forever

844
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,880
This is how we like it. Yeah, I change it and then I change you

845
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,560
You go what the fuck are you doing?

846
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:30,840
So I know and it'd be the same with the law and I just not i'm

847
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:35,880
Don't fuck with the law. I know a lot about like wow law, but i'm not nerdy about it

848
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,280
But a lot of people that I play with are very nerdy about it

849
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,720
And I know how the community feels so if you were to then come in

850
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:46,760
Start changing shit for the purposes of a tv show people are going to kick off and they'll go

851
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:50,280
What the fuck are you doing? They did it with the warcraft movie people got angry

852
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,240
Everyone, what the fuck's this don't touch it. Leave it alone

853
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:59,240
The war has been about 40 50 years and and the amount of law they've built up over that time is mental

854
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:04,360
I see it as like star wars for grown-ups. It's like a dark star wars adult star wars, bro

855
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,360
and and the

856
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:10,520
The intro to space marine is basically just explaining the whole fucking

857
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:17,000
There is it's just war warhammer universe. The whole fucking thing is war

858
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:24,520
No, it's just yeah, it's just war. There's no peace on any planet anywhere everywhere war

859
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:30,840
That is it. There's no like there's like societies and stuff always war. They're all fighting for war every day

860
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:35,800
There's war, you know societies are built on like the ship that you have on the road trader the road trader ship

861
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:38,840
It's the fucking millions living on there, bro

862
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:43,880
It's like the the further down it goes much like society is where the dregs are and the useless people

863
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:45,880
they're the ones doing all the maintenance and the crap and

864
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,920
starting fucking riots and stuff, but

865
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:54,680
The the law of it is it's just always war and the rogue trader story is

866
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,800
Is really cool. You've got a lot of power as a rogue trader

867
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:02,360
You go and explored on unclaimed land worlds and then

868
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:04,820
you basically

869
01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:06,820
Requisition them for humanity

870
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:11,080
Um, but yeah, i'll have that thanks and you've got um

871
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:17,400
The warp which is where all the dark shit is so obviously, you know space you warp places

872
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:21,240
You use the warp you hyperdrive you to travel like this

873
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:25,320
That's where the danger is that's where all they see it as heaven and hell

874
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:28,360
So basically in the warp is where the demonic creatures live

875
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:33,640
And where all the bad shit is and if you spend too much time in the warp, you're in trouble

876
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:38,680
So now i'm thinking oh do I get no man's sky again? You know, I mean i'm just i'm all the way in

877
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,760
I'm all the way back in

878
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:41,800
Yeah

879
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:59,400
We'll leave it there then fantastic great. I'll i'll see you in in in for the emperor. See you later

