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Go on then mum, set us in, set the tail.

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Am I on?

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You're on, get us involved.

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I don't know how I can top last week's with Darryl.

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It was good, wasn't it?

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I feel like I should hang my mic up.

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No, definitely not.

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I should take it on full time.

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I, um, I both hate the fact of running a podcast and then us having to, well, I love,

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I love having different people on the podcast.

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I also hate not having you on the podcast.

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Oh, that's sweet.

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I also love it at the same time because I feel like there's, there's a, there's a gap in between.

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So then we have even more to talk about because I don't know if you're aware,

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ladies and gentlemen, me, me and Ash, we used to ring each other almost every single day.

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And then we started doing a podcast and all communication stopped.

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Every ounce of communication just ceased because we were like, we'll save it for the pod

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radio silence.

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So, and so unless we meet up on the podcast together, there's no conversation.

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So that time when we had like a month's worth of a gap,

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didn't see or talk to each other for a month.

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And we still talk about normal stuff.

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And then we realized, hold on, we saved the normal stuff for Patreon.

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So we better off just not talking at all.

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Yeah.

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We'll just leave that that, um, that patron episode with Darrell was, uh, absolutely fantastic.

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It was the best.

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It was very enthralling.

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Best I've heard.

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I was, I was just interesting.

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Glued.

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If you, if you, if you're not aware, obviously we run a fucking patron alongside this where

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we do a 30, 30 minutes plus.

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Was definitely over for, it was like an hour.

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Yeah.

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It was longer than the main episode.

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I think the longest patron we've done was like an hour and 12 minutes or some shit like that.

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But yeah, every week we do an exclusive after this, um, patreon.com forward slash

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what's the buttons, I believe.

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Um, and yeah, Darrell, uh, who was on last week's episode did the patron with us and

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he was in the army, um, and did close protection and all sorts of crazy shit.

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So we were just talking about that, like in depth, but at the same time, I love that he was like,

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look, I've signed an NDA.

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Like I can only talk about so much.

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And it was just very, very interesting.

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I completely forgot in the moment that we was doing a podcast because obviously I talked

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to Darrell and I know you do a hell of a lot.

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We played D and D with the gaze.

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You know what I mean?

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Like we, we do a lot of stuff outside of the pods and work and all that shit.

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Um, so we've spoken a hell of a lot about, about all of his stories and shit, but every

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single time we talk about it, it's just so interesting.

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Even the shit that I already know, it's just mega interesting.

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I almost feel bad that that was a patron episode because so many people won't get to hear about

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at the same time.

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I like that it's the locks behind her behind a paywall because if to me, it just felt like

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a bit of gold.

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So it was very interesting that if you're going to pay for Patreon, that's probably the

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only episode worth listening to and then I'd cancel because everything else is just about

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poo piss and ice cream.

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It was decent though.

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It was good.

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If there, if there's, um, that's definitely the one for way later down the line, if we

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ever have, cause what we do every now and then is if for whatever reason, we can't actually

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record a podcast episode, we throw out one of the patrons.

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We throw out one of the patron episodes from months, months before, um, just sort of give

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people a taste of it's called patron for the people.

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So that is definitely on there for the fucking contender wherever in the, in the future,

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whenever, um, if we have to call upon an episode to tide people over, that is 100% the episode

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we're going with.

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100% fantastic.

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I listened to it again.

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I've listened to it twice as well.

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That's crazy.

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Uh, as soon as it come out and you said, oh, I'm mad episode.

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So I listened to that.

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And then I was talking to geysers at work about it and they were interested.

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So I popped it on, on the way home and we listened to it again.

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And I was just as enthralled as last time.

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Yeah, it's very good.

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Very good.

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Well done, Darrell, you fucking prick.

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And now I'll text him saying that was sick.

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Very good.

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Well done, man.

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And then I listened to the Monday of so where he digged me out about a couple of things

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and then I just say, you fat ginger cunt.

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What's that?

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I take it all back.

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So he did say, so I asked text me, you weren't happy.

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I said, yeah, I know.

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You got to take the shots, man.

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Big enough to give it big enough to take it.

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How's, um, oh, fucking Lego D and D figures released, released the other day.

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We were eager for them.

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I've ordered 12.

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Have you?

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Yes.

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Wow.

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It's she won't hear this because obviously this will come out on Monday, but it's our

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minus death anniversary tomorrow.

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Congratulations.

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And how long?

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Six years.

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And she obviously likes D and D and boulders gate and things like that.

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And obviously where we play it.

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And once I saw yours, obviously we all knew that we was all going to get them eventually.

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And I was like, you know what?

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Fuck it.

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Let me buy 12, six for her, six for me.

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If I fucking get one that she's got vice versa, then we can have a little swapsie

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and then see, see who's got what.

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But, um, fucking kudos to you for not getting a replica.

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I mean, did you buy six?

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Yeah.

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So there's 12 to get.

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I bought six and I only wanted three of them.

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And I bagged the three that I wanted out of the six that I got, which was mental.

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I can't believe it.

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So I opened the first, I think, I think I opened the first two and they were Jaff rubbish.

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Didn't want them.

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Well, I mean, they're fine, but I didn't want them.

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And, uh, no, it was the first one, I think.

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And then I said to Jim, I was like, look, you open one and I'll tell you what one I want.

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And originally I just said, I want the mind flare and she opened it and she was like,

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oh no, sorry.

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I was like, all right, don't worry.

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And then she was like, oh, I really want to see you be happy.

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I want to open it and see your happiness.

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So I said, uh, we'll do some more of them.

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She's like, no, I don't want to.

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I was like, all right.

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So I opened the next one.

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I was like, you look for me.

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And she went, I was like, yes, gas got the mind flare.

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So happy.

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And then I said, ah, she's like, oh, now I'm sad because I want the, now there's no excitement.

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I was like, no, cause I want these two as well.

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She banged the next two out.

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Doesn't matter what the last one is.

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Yeah.

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Done.

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So yeah, I was well happy with that.

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The odds of that mad free, uh, the 12, I will, I will be using whatever I get next week at

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fucking D and D 100%.

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I'll bring my mind flare.

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I'll bring ranches for companionship, but I've got my figure.

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I just need to, uh, get Connor to glue it for start.

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Yeah, I ain't fucking glued any of mine together or anything.

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I literally just need them to glue it to the basis.

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Done.

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Is it not painted?

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No, I don't care about painting it.

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I don't need painting, bro.

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I might leave it there for Connor to paint, but yeah, you don't need paint.

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You can sort this out.

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Darrell's painting his figures at the moment.

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You know, Darrell's a fucking loser.

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Yeah.

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He done army shit, but he's a fucking loser.

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He is a loser.

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Let's have it right.

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He's a big, big sweaty nerd.

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He's just sitting in his room, oh fucking trees, I'm such a tree geezer.

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And then he's painting figures cause he's got nothing else to do.

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We went into, um, nerd base and that guy, it was quite busy in there.

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He let out the biggest fart in front of all these people upstairs where there's

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absolutely no soundproofing whatsoever.

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I was like, you fucking animal.

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There's only three things that geezer cares about.

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And the, and the, all of these words, not his words, but this is how he says it.

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So it'd be guns, testicles and puss.

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That's all that geezer cares about.

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He doesn't give a fuck if he's farting in front of a bunch of nerds.

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He's so funny.

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And I ate my's.

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That's what I'm looking forward to.

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Getting him to do that little run that he does.

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That's fucking hilarious.

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That is.

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It should be good, man.

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I'm fucking, um, space Marines too.

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Yeah.

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I was looking at that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Early, early access or early release was yesterday, day before for NA and all that

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shit, but Europe was yesterday and that releases on Monday, Tuesday.

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Before it was out, man.

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No, yes.

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Out early.

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Like if you paid the big edition, you got four days early.

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So you can buy the big edition now and get it.

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Yeah.

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If you wanted to spell it, it's 85 quid or something like that.

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Why are you looking at that?

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No, I'm not buying it.

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You're not buying it.

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I will do, but not now.

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I'm torn because it's cross play between Xbox and PC, not on PlayStation.

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Everyone that's playing at the moment, um, IE Connor and Jay and his mate are on PC and Xbox.

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Well, fuck Connor.

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Fuck Jay.

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I'm torn as to what I'm going to fucking grab it on.

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Are you asking me if I'm getting it?

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Is that what we're getting at?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's the question.

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Yeah.

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Because the thing is like with, with, with Connor, I work with him five days a week.

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You've had enough of him.

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Most of the time I sit with him.

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Yeah.

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You've had enough of him.

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Just say it.

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You don't need to skirt around.

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Sometimes I am sick of him.

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There's sometimes in the morning where he hasn't even said anything to me and I just

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look at him.

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I go, you're already pissing me off.

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Yeah.

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That's just, I'm open with him about it.

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I just say to him, I go, you're annoying me.

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I don't know why, but you are just annoying me and he accepts it and he annoys me even

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more.

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That's friendship.

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That's how, that's what happens.

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You, you, you're with each other all the time.

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You just like, I love this guy.

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He's a geezer.

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I love him dearly.

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And then he'll just move in a certain way and you'll be like, well, that fucked me off.

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Yeah, literally.

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You'll scratch his head and you'll be like, why'd you do it like that?

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You fucking idiot.

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But you won't say that.

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He borrowed some petrol out of the van and put the can back empty and I fucking livid.

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Exactly.

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It had no consequence to my day whatsoever, but I was still annoyed about it.

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I was like, you fucking dirty cunt.

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That's just how it goes, bro.

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So yeah, I don't know what I'm going to do.

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I haven't actually looked at a whole lot of, of space Marines because I just know I'm going

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to buy it.

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I know I'm going to buy it.

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It looks really good.

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It's got some amazing reviews and, um, what all I've seen of it, and this hasn't been

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but what I get from it is I've heard that it's a 10 hour campaign.

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So not too, too big.

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Um, which is fine.

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And normally gangs like that.

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I'm like, yeah, I'll, I'll get it.

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But, you know, it's pretty short, but when I look at that, all I see is gears of war.

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So I just see sick gears of war multiplayer.

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And I think is that, is there legs in that they've done a big roadmap of like loads of

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shit for DLC or and all sorts of stuff.

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So it's got a lot of legs and it's got good reviews.

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So unfortunately not cross play between everyone.

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That's going to hurt the multiplayer part of it, which is disappointing.

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But I don't think they've ruled that out.

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I don't think they've, they've, if the multiplayer is popping off and they need to bang that

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because this can very quickly fill the niche that, uh, that helldivers two has left.

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Cause people are jumping.

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This is, this is what I was going to say is that I saw, um, a little meme of someone,

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uh, it was like, we're going to let super earth burn.

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And then they were like playing helldivers and they just closed the game, uninstalled

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it and then open space.

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I was like, that's exactly what's going to happen.

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There's only one reason and one reason alone why I haven't already bought the super duper

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version of this game.

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And that is because once I go into this, I'm not going to be interested in black myth,

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Wukong, boulders, gay, Dungeons and Dragons.

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I'm going to be like, let's fucking play war.

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Am I boys?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's going to, I know, I know.

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And even more so that gets me more hype for it as well is you just know that Henry

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Cavill is just sitting there banging it out.

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You know what I mean?

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You just know that he is fucking know.

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And if that, if that geezer, if Superman is fucking nerding that out, the witcher is

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nerding that out, then he's, he's our, um, our almighty leader.

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He is the leader of the nerds.

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Man.

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If, if, if there is a God, then it is Henry Cavill.

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Simple as that.

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The fact that that geezer missed the fucking call to be Superman because he was playing

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world of warcraft.

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You know what I mean?

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I don't, he's a Donny.

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He is the man.

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He, um, he is everything that I wish I was.

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And unfortunately I'm not, but yeah, ironically I was in a shop, uh, vape shop the other day.

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Um, and it's a vape show.

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I haven't been in a long time, but last time I was in there, he was kind of like mainly

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vape.

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So he's advertised as a vape shop.

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It's called the vape shops.

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But he just sold so many Pokemon cards and shit in there.

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Um, and when I was into Pokemon, I was in there looking at his cards, talking to him

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for far longer than my lotted lunch break.

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Um, to be honest with you, but, um, yeah, uh, I did him on Pokemon go with friends on

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there.

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And I haven't been in there in so long, like two years, I think it was.

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And then I went in there the other day, all the Pokemon stuff's gone.

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You're selling Warhammer now.

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Yeah, of course.

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So now I'm in there just like, you're, you are, you're a cunt.

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No, you're a cool guy.

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Yeah, but a cunt at the same time.

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Now I'm just looking at, you know, how expensive Warhammer is.

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Oh yeah.

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Do you have some of that shit?

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I used to collect it when I was a kid, man.

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Some of that shit is fucking mega, mega, mega, mega, mega, mega, mega.

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He's got everything in there, like battleships, big battleship thing built and painted.

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Like to have that, I'm going to easily spend a fortune on that stuff.

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And that's why I haven't bought Warhammer.

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It's dangerously scary because one of the, one of the things that we absolutely love

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about collector's editions is the statues that we get from them.

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That is basically Warhammer because you look at these statues and you go,

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oh wow, the fucking details are amazing.

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Look at this and the colors and rah rah rah.

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Warhammer is that, the detailing that goes into those figures and the fucking painting

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and the aesthetics and all that sort of shit.

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They make some fucking mess.

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The minute you get involved with that, where you actually know what you're looking at.

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If you show me these figures and I actually know what they are and what they do, it's curtains.

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Yep.

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Bank account has a funeral.

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You know what I mean?

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It's just fucking ridiculous.

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I'll have a look at Warhammer Space Marine on the PlayStation Store.

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You know, the other episode that we did when we were talking about the star points

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whatever on PlayStation where quickly like redeem them.

343
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You know, I got like a fiver out of them.

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Yeah. Fucking PlayStation Plus took that, didn't it?

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No, no bastards.

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So I'm not even fucking playing my PlayStation.

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That's your fault as well.

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Cause you was like, oh, just buy the monthly one bro.

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And then just keep it running and fucking turn the PlayStation on since I bought that.

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It's ridiculous.

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Yeah. But then I'd know.

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I told you to do that and then cancel it because you only wanted to do it for one specific

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thing and you obviously haven't canceled it because you're a penis muncher.

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Warhammer 240k.

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Warhammer 240k Space Marine available on the 9th of the 9th.

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You get it on fucking CD case for 40 quid.

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No, I'm not interested in that shit.

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I'm interested in the big boy.

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You get the big boy edition for 60 quid.

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I can't see the big boy.

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Oh no, it's a PC.

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Seven out of 10 on Steam.

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Warhammer Space Marine 2.

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There's no super duper edition on there.

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Cause it might.

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I don't know.

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Someone.

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Oh, we've got the pros and cons of we.

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Here we go.

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Someone's put pros impressive visuals with law, accurate art direction, the brutality

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and bleakness of the 40k universe are masterfully conveyed.

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Superb combat system that equally rewards skill resource conservation and the tactical

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team orientated approach.

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Solid variety of enemies, all of which have unique behaviors, move sets and abilities.

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Bosses that evolve their move sets dynamically and are highly challenging on the harder

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settings.

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The 40k law is accurately trans transposed and faithful to the series canon.

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Enjoyable, well written storyline compounded by plausible characters and interesting events.

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And the cons AI companions aren't smart enough for complex objectives and can't be ordered

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around or customized.

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Balancing issues make some weapons redundant or useless.

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Both of those things very easily fixable in a patch.

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And then bugs and issues.

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Rarely your character may be thrown in the air by bugged collisions after being hit in

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melee.

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And that is about it.

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Content and replay value.

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It took me around 16 hours to complete Space Marine 2 on angel of death difficulty with

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two AI teammates taking extra time to explore all locations thoroughly after that operations

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and PVP modes greatly extend the content with their high replay value.

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The story is instead linear and there's no reason to replay it except achievements.

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Do I recommend it?

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Absolutely.

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Even if you're not a 40k fan and just enjoy action games, this is a solid pick.

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Even better if you have two friends to tag along.

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The best experience is in co-op.

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Oh my God, Darrell said he wanted to get it as well.

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Did he?

399
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Yeah, he was all over it.

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Guess what game console he plays on?

401
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Well, he barely fucking.

402
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,000
Well, yeah, but what?

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Barely plays it, does he?

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Here we go.

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Visually and artistically, few games can equal the desolate beauty of Space Marine 2.

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From the enormous, um, tyranid swarms laying waste to all to the iridescent distortions

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of warp powers and the blasts of Cadian artillery.

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Everything looks and sounds amazingly crisp.

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Settings are varied and rich in detail with more than a few impressive landscapes.

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Weapon sounds, dense effects and excellent voice acting only give

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further emphasis to the action packed battles you'll engage in.

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The gory finisher animations, different, different based on enemy faced and weapons,

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weapons used add great emphasis to the destruction of tougher foes.

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It looks very good.

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People are saying very good things.

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And then I think the I think the main campaign story and the co-op story are different.

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I don't think I don't think that they're the same.

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So it's got that going for it.

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What are you looking at?

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Just I just there's no way to buy it in in the UK.

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Well, not on the PlayStation Store, no?

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On any version other than the normal version.

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It can't be this on the PlayStation Store, only in dollars.

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When you click on it, you can't do that.

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So I don't know why you can't get the good edition.

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Weird.

427
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Don't understand.

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I don't know.

429
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Well, you've only got to fucking wait.

430
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I am an impatient fuck.

431
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You only have to wait a weekend.

432
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I don't want to wait a weekend.

433
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Well, fucking tough tits.

434
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Well, no.

435
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You have to wait a weekend.

436
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You got no fucking choice.

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I guess I'm off next week.

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So lovely, jubbly.

439
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Yeah, you're right.

440
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No, you can't buy the fucking the big boy edition for some reason.

441
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I don't know why.

442
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It's weird.

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I know you can there.

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Right there.

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Ultra edition.

446
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Well, how?

447
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What?

448
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You got the gold edition for 85.

449
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How have you got that up on?

450
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Because I'm not fucking stupid.

451
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Show me.

452
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Show me your phone.

453
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There.

454
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Right there.

455
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Oh, how have you done this on the app?

456
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Warhammer 2.

457
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Why don't we show you every?

458
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Look, what is it?

459
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I'm what?

460
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Space Marine.

461
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Yeah, click that.

462
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Clicked it.

463
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Right.

464
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Now, where it says PS5, click that.

465
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Oh, yeah, because that's obvious.

466
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Click the PS5 button.

467
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Yes, of course it's obvious.

468
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What?

469
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So you click the PS5 button.

470
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To literally anyone under the age of 50.

471
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That's obvious.

472
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Didn't know that.

473
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Cool.

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Gold edition for daily unlock.

475
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And the smile on your face tells me that you genuinely didn't know that.

476
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Of course I didn't.

477
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Why would I spend the last 30 minutes doing this while you were rabbiting on?

478
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I didn't hear a word you said, by the way.

479
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I knew that you weren't listening.

480
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That was more for the listeners rather than you.

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And you missed out on that absolute gold reviewer shit.

482
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I don't need to hear your shit to know that I will like it.

483
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It's not my shit.

484
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I was reading off of Steam.

485
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Oh, yeah.

486
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Ultramarine's champion pack.

487
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What does the 95 quid one give you?

488
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That's what I just said if you were listening.

489
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The McCraggy?

490
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McCrags?

491
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McCrags chosen DLC.

492
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He says and pass an Ultramarine's champion pack.

493
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Get yours here today.

494
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It looks very good.

495
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I'm very, very excited.

496
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What's going to happen is I'm going to get Space Marine 2 and then I'm all the way twisted back to sci-fi.

497
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I'm like Planet Earth.

498
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You're either in England or you're in Australia.

499
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I'm either fantasy or I'm sci-fi.

500
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I cannot be both at the same time.

501
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You've been in fantasy for a while now.

502
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Yeah, I know.

503
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But we got Dungeons and Dragons next week.

504
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,760
I don't want to turn up there going, oh, I don't really care.

505
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,320
I just want to be on my fantasy thing.

506
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,320
I'm reading fantasy books.

507
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,760
I'm fantasy, fantasy, fantasy.

508
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:01,280
Plus, if I do that, then I'm like, oh, Star Wars again.

509
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,520
And then I'll be like, oh, Star Wars Outlaws.

510
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,480
And I'll be disappointed.

511
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,640
Star Wars Outlaws looks awful, doesn't it?

512
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,080
Although they have said they are like, they're going to sort the shit out.

513
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:10,800
Yeah, great.

514
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,920
That's what we wanted, wasn't it?

515
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,560
No, obviously not.

516
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,480
Fantastic from a AAA studio.

517
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,360
We're going to fix this.

518
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:16,800
Fantastic.

519
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,240
But yeah, I don't know.

520
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:22,480
I think your mileage might vary on that because I've seen a lot of people that are big Star Wars fans go,

521
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,160
no, this is actually really sick.

522
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:29,600
So, you know, if you just want a Star Wars game, then you might not really care.

523
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:34,720
But if you are Star Wars, you might be like, fucking hell, that's Han Solo's carbonite prison.

524
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,080
And be like, ah.

525
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,680
You got to be so careful with the fucking hate train because I feel like all it needs

526
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:44,960
is a couple of people to say something shit and then everyone snowballs and latches onto that.

527
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:50,560
And you only ever see a couple of clips because ultimately, myself included,

528
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,560
TikTok brain rot sets in for most people.

529
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,040
And we have the attention span of about 10 seconds.

530
00:21:55,040 --> 00:22:01,120
So most of us won't bother watching full length reviews or live streams or any of that sort of shit

531
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,480
to actually see if true hands on with the game.

532
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:08,880
That's really that's a real thing, you know, because I sit there at night time.

533
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,840
So whenever I turn everything off, I always like what's the YouTube for them.

534
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:18,800
And I will literally put a video on for like if the video is not really interesting me

535
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,400
after about eight seconds, I turn it off.

536
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,040
Yeah.

537
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:21,840
It's mental.

538
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:27,840
And I'll skip forward through anything that's even minutely not interested in me.

539
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,200
It's crazy.

540
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,320
My attention span is gone.

541
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:39,760
Yeah, I'm actively trying to almost retrain my brain to actually fucking pay attention.

542
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:43,200
Like I've started I started watching The Walking Dead again.

543
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,120
God, that's a good way of doing it.

544
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:45,920
God almighty.

545
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,040
From the very beginning.

546
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,320
And I started yesterday.

547
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:55,440
And I actually put my phone across the other side of the bedroom just so I can fucking

548
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:59,360
pay attention properly because I find that I start watching the minute the minute that

549
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:03,040
I'm not remotely interested flicking on my phone, miss all of the law.

550
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,560
Every single little detail, all sorts of shit.

551
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,080
It's pathetic.

552
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,920
How many times did you go like that to get your phone and realize it was the other side of the room?

553
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,480
A couple.

554
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:12,800
Yeah.

555
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:13,600
Genuinely a couple.

556
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,960
It's absolutely pathetic.

557
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,040
Yeah, even down to sitting down having a shit.

558
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,800
I'm sat there for 40 minutes.

559
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,160
The poo was done in 30 seconds.

560
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,960
I'm sat there for 40 minutes because I'm fucking scrolling through TikTok.

561
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:28,880
If there's one if there's one series that does warrant looking at your phone is The

562
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:29,600
Walking Dead.

563
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,880
Jesus Christ, man.

564
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:36,080
There's nothing I don't think there's ever been a series like that I've given up on.

565
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,080
I gave up on Walking Dead.

566
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,680
I got to like season seven or so.

567
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,880
I just can't do it.

568
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,560
The minute the tiger rocked up.

569
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,280
I was like, I got further than that.

570
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,560
I was Eq's tiger.

571
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,600
I was like, yeah, no, I'm done.

572
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,280
Did you get to Negan?

573
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:53,680
Yeah, I got to Negan and fucking in battering Glennon and all that shit.

574
00:23:53,680 --> 00:24:01,200
And then, yeah, like I say, after that fucking little pig, little pig, I just fucking switched

575
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:01,840
off, man.

576
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:07,360
I think when I was living with my mom, I think we we stopped Sky or some shit.

577
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,200
That's why I didn't really have a way to watch it.

578
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,000
And I was like, you know what?

579
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,160
I was like, I can't be asked anyway.

580
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,520
It was like, oh, here's a settlement.

581
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,520
We're surviving killing zombies.

582
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,880
And bad guy turns up.

583
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,240
Bad guy ruined settlement.

584
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,200
Yeah, exactly.

585
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,000
Some of us die.

586
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:22,560
It's boring.

587
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,440
We go and find another settlement, kill bad guy.

588
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,000
We're fine.

589
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,600
Surviving something that big.

590
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,320
Sometimes the acting and stuff is so bad.

591
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,120
So bad, bro.

592
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,440
Yeah, it's one of them.

593
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,520
I could never go back and watch it again.

594
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,960
Apparently, the Telltale games are really good.

595
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:43,600
Yeah, they're not.

596
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,120
They're not Walking Dead, though.

597
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,800
They're nothing to do with the Walking Dead.

598
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,160
They're like their own separate thing.

599
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,560
It's called a canon from the comics.

600
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,200
Oh, maybe.

601
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,080
But then the characters are nothing to do with the Walking Dead.

602
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,200
I played I played, I think, the first one of them.

603
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:57,700
Yeah.

604
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,040
Yeah, it's good.

605
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,920
Is this just a it's like the games that you like?

606
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:02,420
Yeah.

607
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:03,620
Yeah.

608
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,360
Yeah, it's pretty cool.

609
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:06,000
Pretty good.

610
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,960
Do you know the Rad Brad?

611
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:08,480
Sorry?

612
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,400
The Rad Brad on YouTube?

613
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:10,900
No.

614
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:12,560
He's one of the biggest gaming YouTube.

615
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:13,520
Oh, he's a bad actually.

616
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:14,480
The Rad Brad.

617
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:20,160
He he named his daughter after Clementine, which was the girl.

618
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,360
It's a very nice name.

619
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:21,600
It is.

620
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,040
Nice, nice name.

621
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,000
The Rad Brad.

622
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,280
I've been have you been seeing?

623
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,760
Have you been looking at any of the Black Ops 6 shit?

624
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,640
I haven't seen a thing.

625
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,600
I've heard of it and I just I'm just so like shut the fuck up.

626
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,240
I'm interested.

627
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:41,280
I'm proud of that looks so fucking sweaty and toxic and mind numbingly boring.

628
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,600
Oh, it just looks like it looks fucking

629
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,720
terrible.

630
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:49,120
Not the game itself, but I just know that it's just going to be so sweaty.

631
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:52,080
It's the same thing every time and it's like, oh, get hyped up,

632
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:52,400
Cod.

633
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:52,800
Yeah.

634
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,240
Oh, look, they've done this thing and wow, it's amazing.

635
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:56,800
Going comes out.

636
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,600
It's like shit.

637
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,240
And then the last one was the best game ever.

638
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,800
But when that came out, that was the shittest game ever.

639
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,600
So just I'll probably buy at some point.

640
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,040
I'll probably play Cod again.

641
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,440
But right now I've just got zero interest.

642
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:14,320
Cod is simply especially with the with the unfortunate downfall of Battlefield.

643
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,960
There is no other fucking alternative.

644
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,960
So if you want to play like a bog standard fucking first person shooter,

645
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:27,280
it's like, uh, like FIFA or fucking EA FC now and PES.

646
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,040
No one's playing PES, bro.

647
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,320
PES don't exist no more.

648
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:30,880
Exactly.

649
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:35,120
It's called This Is Football and it's a it's a constantly evolving online thing.

650
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,160
It's apparent, I think.

651
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:36,560
Exactly.

652
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,160
But there is a new football game that is being made that is supposed to rival FIFA.

653
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,840
But you're but you're trying to occupy a space where there's already a fucking penultimate.

654
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,120
I feel like there's no room.

655
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:45,680
It's a juggernaut.

656
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:45,840
Yeah.

657
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,960
All the licenses after 2042.

658
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:54,560
I feel like that that that battlefield just fucking so far behind.

659
00:26:54,560 --> 00:27:01,040
But also they're incomparable as FPS is because just the movement alone.

660
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,440
Cod is so more fucking arcade arcade.

661
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,720
I hate Battlefield.

662
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:10,240
Almost more than any other game on the planet because I love Battlefield.

663
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:18,480
The last one come out and it was fun for a week and my ultimate game died for that.

664
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,760
Star Wars Battlefront 2 got canned for that.

665
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,720
They stopped everything for that shit.

666
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,880
And did they say they're gonna make a Battlefront 3?

667
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,960
No, they're gonna make another Battlefield.

668
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:29,440
Yeah.

669
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,960
I just want Star Wars Battlefront.

670
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:32,880
That's what I want.

671
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:39,680
Well, and as well, wasn't it fucking flying over the PlayStation as well?

672
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:45,520
I can't they were saying that they haven't got enough IPs or anything like that.

673
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,720
Fucking start remastering some shit and start making some new.

674
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,840
Give me Days Gone 2.

675
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,480
Yes, please.

676
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:55,200
When I read that article, all of the comments underneath it, that is going to every single one.

677
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,720
Fucking make Days Gone 2.

678
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,680
Why have we not done that?

679
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:58,880
Bring back Killzone.

680
00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,680
There's your fucking.

681
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,600
It's just it's mainstream media, man.

682
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,640
They shit all over stuff.

683
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,680
Bring back the resistance.

684
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,840
You remember resistance fans love these games and they're the ones that matter.

685
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,600
Look at Concord.

686
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:10,720
Fuck.

687
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:15,280
Listen to fans and because they're the ones that are going to buy your stuff and then go,

688
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,840
oh, millions of people want Days Gone 2.

689
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:18,960
We should probably make that.

690
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,480
People I don't understand why no one can understand this.

691
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:28,320
Helldivers, Helldivers 2 was incredible when that first come out.

692
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,760
The buzz around that game and the community around it.

693
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,360
You felt like you was at war.

694
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,320
You know what I mean?

695
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,880
You was part of the fucking you're part of the movement there.

696
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,680
It's just cool.

697
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,920
That is just a big encompassing thing that gets players sucked into and social media

698
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:46,880
helped with that so much because and it was so fucking fun.

699
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:47,920
It was unique, man.

700
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,880
Yeah, very unique.

701
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:53,920
And then they did what every other fucking cunt does and they slowed down bringing out

702
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,920
fucking content.

703
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,600
Didn't bring out enough content and then when they did bring out content, it was so

704
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:04,000
fucking minute and shit and then they started nerfing guns and things like that.

705
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:09,280
So what you just did is you turn all of your player base fucking away from you and then

706
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,720
they had the whole shit with Sony and the PlayStation Network and not actually being

707
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,720
able to fucking purchase Helldivers 2 in like seventy five countries and all sorts of shit

708
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:21,840
like that and now you got Space Marine 2, which is just taking all that player base

709
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:25,120
and fucking plonk them there instead and.

710
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,080
No one was listening to the community there.

711
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,680
No one at all.

712
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,720
These are the people that are playing.

713
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,760
Yes, you've made this game.

714
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:32,560
Well done.

715
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,200
Fantastic.

716
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,720
As the player base, we're now telling you what you need to do to improve it because

717
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:37,920
we're the fucking consumer.

718
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:38,720
Listen to us.

719
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,600
This is what we want.

720
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:40,880
No one listens.

721
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,000
Game goes dead.

722
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,240
Fucking developers or companies, whatever.

723
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,800
Sony sits there and they go, oh, we don't know what's happened here.

724
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:47,600
Blah, blah, blah.

725
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,160
And it's the same shit with everything else.

726
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,520
Yes, you will sit in a screaming for certain things.

727
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,960
I would love another kill zone.

728
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,200
I fucking loved Killzone.

729
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,400
Absolutely fantastic.

730
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,240
We want another FPS.

731
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,680
Give me another division.

732
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,360
Give me another one of them.

733
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,720
Give me another fucking Killzone.

734
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,320
Give me another resistance.

735
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,360
Why the fuck we haven't picked that up is beyond me.

736
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:14,480
And then days gone to how much fucking money you would make with that.

737
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:22,480
But no, let's make a fucking skin, a skinning cod, a skinning fucking Fortnite.

738
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,920
You know, like it gets me wound up, man.

739
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,440
Gets me wound up, man.

740
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,240
I understand.

741
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,920
Because we're all part of the same community.

742
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:38,480
When you finally made me play Days Gone properly and Mark and anyone else that had actually played it,

743
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:43,280
brother, that is one of the best games I've ever played.

744
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,000
It's phenomenal.

745
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,640
It's a great game.

746
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:50,240
That was the first game in a very long time where I've picked that up and could not put it down.

747
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,920
I could not put it down and I paid attention to the story.

748
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,120
I paid attention to the fucking missions I was doing.

749
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:57,760
Fantastic.

750
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:05,280
And that's a game where I'd picked that up multiple times and never, never saw it through.

751
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:10,880
But then after that, brother, I was like, this is fucking incredible for that is the best zombie game I've ever played.

752
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:18,320
Days Gone was the reason I stopped listening so much to mainstream media and reviews because I booked the day.

753
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,440
I was so gassed that game.

754
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,480
I booked the day off for it.

755
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,520
And I remember Mortal Kombat.

756
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,320
I can't remember which one X I think came out the same day.

757
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:32,560
I'm not a big fighting fan, blah, blah, but I booked the day off and the reviews came out for Days Gone and they were shit, man.

758
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,360
They were like sixes and sevens and fives.

759
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,720
And I was just like, man.

760
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:43,040
So I went and bought Mortal Kombat and I was playing it and I was like, this is not what I booked the day off for.

761
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,640
I wanted Days Gone.

762
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:50,160
So I was on the internet and all I kept seeing was people on Reddit and shit just going, don't listen to them reviews, bro.

763
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,200
This game's sick.

764
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,400
I was like, fuck them, man.

765
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,800
So I went out and I bought it and I was like, I am not seeing the issue here.

766
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,880
What am I seeing?

767
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:04,720
What am I getting wrong for this not to be a really fucking nine out of 10 game?

768
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:05,600
This is phenomenal.

769
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,240
This is great.

770
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:18,240
I'm convinced that most reviewers get fucking under the table money to pump out certain reviews for certain things because there's just some scores and shit like that where you go.

771
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:22,960
I know you're talking bollocks and the fact that it all comes from one individual as well.

772
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,880
Look at Black Miff Wukong at the moment.

773
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:29,120
Well, that game is divvy, divvy money they've made.

774
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,400
Ridiculous.

775
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,360
Silly, silly money.

776
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,960
Like 27 million copies or some shit.

777
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,400
Ridiculous amounts of money.

778
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:39,200
And the reviews are like, they're all right, mediocre.

779
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,760
But the game is fucking phenomenal.

780
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,320
And everyone that plays it is like, this is so good.

781
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,120
But the reviews don't, don't get me wrong.

782
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,040
They're not bad reviews, but they're not correlating.

783
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,960
It's like something's going wrong here.

784
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:58,560
So you've got all the, I see, I just don't look at, I look at them, but I don't pay any attention to IGN, GameSpot, all them ones.

785
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,520
I look at like.

786
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,520
Reddit and Steam reviews is what I look at.

787
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:16,640
And Skill Up and ACG and people that I know are gamers that understand what we like because you're a gamer where I feel like a lot of people now are just, they're going into games and they're not playing the game and going, this is a really fun game.

788
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,840
I like the gameplay loop.

789
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:18,800
I like this thing.

790
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,080
They're going, hold on.

791
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,520
There's not enough women.

792
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,240
There's not, why is this one not transsexual?

793
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:24,720
Why is it?

794
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:29,360
It's just too much politics, politics shit in it rather than just going, the game's really fun.

795
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,760
They're going, it hasn't got like the black myth.

796
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,040
Wukong, where's all the women?

797
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,400
It's a game about fucking monkeys.

798
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,000
What you want about, what the fuck are you on about?

799
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,120
And I'll be honest with you.

800
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,560
There's more women in black myth Wukong than monkeys.

801
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,160
So if anything, where's the fucking monkeys?

802
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,360
Give me the monkeys.

803
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:46,080
I just don't understand.

804
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:46,720
I want monkeys.

805
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,760
And that's what I think people, the big reviewers are going in with now.

806
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:54,160
They're going in looking at what games are not included in the games rather than what

807
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,280
is actually in the game.

808
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:55,520
Right?

809
00:33:55,520 --> 00:34:02,240
If there's a reason to be up in arms about something, then sure.

810
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:06,160
But there's no reason to pick faults at things that don't need picking at.

811
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:06,960
It pisses me off.

812
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,520
Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, I'm with you on it.

813
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,640
I'm with you on it.

814
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,240
Tell me how the game plays.

815
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:13,200
Tell me about the bugs.

816
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,120
Tell me about the fucking, the combat.

817
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:19,040
Tell me about the story, the depth, the fucking visuals, bloody, bloody, blah.

818
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,320
And I want to know about any other shit.

819
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,920
Just tell me about the game.

820
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,040
I want to know about the game.

821
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:23,760
I'm with you on that.

822
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:29,440
I used to, I used to be an absolute slave to reviews.

823
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:29,920
Same.

824
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,440
Absolute slave.

825
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:36,400
And if exactly the same as you were days gone, if I saw, if I was looking forward to a game

826
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,920
and then saw bad reviews, I wouldn't buy it because I'd think I'm wasting my money

827
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:45,200
rather than buying it myself and trying to work out whether I like this game or not.

828
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:53,200
And I feel like that has become so much more difficult to, to behave in that manner.

829
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:57,440
When a game is 70 quid and we're all fucking, we're all adults here.

830
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,480
We're all trying to live our life.

831
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,840
We're all in the same fucking world.

832
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,200
And it's 70 quid is 70 quid.

833
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,520
Whether, whether you fucking an X amount of money or whatever,

834
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,880
that's still a fair chunk of dough to be throwing at a game,

835
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,720
especially when it's going to take up two thirds of your fucking storage on your PlayStation.

836
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:20,960
So you can't, so it sounds so fucking old, but gone are the days where you could rock

837
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,960
up with 20 quid and then come away with three different games.

838
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,240
You're free for 20.

839
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,280
Like you can't, you can't do that anymore.

840
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,840
So you can't necessarily just buy games and test them.

841
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,280
And with the returns policies of that, especially from Sony,

842
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,200
you fucking void the return policy.

843
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,640
The minute you download the game.

844
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:40,800
I haven't even played the country, but if I download it, I can't fucking return it nine times

845
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:41,360
out of 10.

846
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:47,200
So trying to actually figure out if the game's for you or not is so much more difficult.

847
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,840
So then you're almost forced to look at reviews and

848
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,520
bro reviewers like IGN, they can go fuck themselves, man.

849
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,840
They're bullshit reviews.

850
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,680
You don't look at any of that sort of shit.

851
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:02,720
Like I say, Reddit and steam is, is, is my absolute go-to just because they're

852
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,400
they're direct from the fucking user.

853
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:11,600
100% Concord, for example, that has to be a record breaker for release to fucking closure.

854
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:16,640
And a big part of that is when you read the reviews, most people actually say the game's

855
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:22,240
not that bad, that the, the, the gun feel and the combat and everything actually isn't,

856
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,600
isn't bad at all.

857
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:31,840
But you can just tell so blatantly that the developers just tried to throw themselves

858
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:36,640
into that game. And what you ended up with is that you're playing characters that the

859
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,160
fucking don't fit the role that they're playing and people don't like that.

860
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:46,560
Yes, you're playing a first person shooter where it's, it's fantasy, but at the same time,

861
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:52,800
if, if I'm some big massive fuck, I shouldn't be able to bounce up and down the walls and

862
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,920
fucking be stealthy and shit like that.

863
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:54,560
You know what I mean?

864
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,440
There comes a point where it's like, no.

865
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:03,760
And the fact that that game come with a price tag of 40 quid in a world in a, in a, in an

866
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:08,320
area where every single one of those games is free to play with a decent store and cosmetics.

867
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,440
The fact that you're throwing a 40 quid price tag on that as a fucking slap in the face

868
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:16,080
because it's like, why the fuck am I going to pay 40 quid for that when I can just jump

869
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:16,880
on anything else?

870
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,800
The second thing that they fucked up on, which is probably the first thing, the announcement

871
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,440
trailer for that game was fucking incredible.

872
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,000
Yeah.

873
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,120
Absolutely incredible.

874
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:29,440
That has to be one of the best announcement trailers I've ever seen.

875
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:33,200
That was guardians of the galaxy and fucking game format other than the actual guardians

876
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,440
of the galaxy game that looked fantastic.

877
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:39,440
And then you fucked it right to the end by saying five V five fucking.

878
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,120
I was not expecting it to be a multiplayer.

879
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,240
No one was expecting that.

880
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,600
And no one asked for that either.

881
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:51,040
You're already in such a saturated market that they, they, they made it so that it's

882
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:58,720
a good market that they, they really, really could have done something real decent because

883
00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:05,040
I've, it's very rare that you watch a trailer and gain some form of connection with the

884
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,080
characters in a fucking sub three minute trailer.

885
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:08,720
Yep.

886
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,200
And everyone fucking loved those characters.

887
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:16,960
I can't remember their names, forgive me, but they looked incredible and I understood

888
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,960
their personalities and I was excited for this cause I was like, what fucking, what

889
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,200
story is going to be portrayed here?

890
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:23,680
What the fuck?

891
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,760
I like this looks sick.

892
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:31,360
And then at the end you reveal that it's a five V five mode for a fucking genre of games

893
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,640
where there's a fucking billion of them all free to play.

894
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,160
That's like, oh yeah.

895
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,440
Shit rubbish.

896
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:41,040
And I feel like that was, I had the same consensus as every other fucker that watched

897
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,320
that trailer as well.

898
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:42,640
Yeah.

899
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,480
Cause you see that and you go, this is fucking sick.

900
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:49,440
And then lo and behold, what two weeks in to its release, I was dead.

901
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:53,680
It's like, oh, it's a game in space and they're fucking, oh, this is going to be great.

902
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,520
And then yeah, show game plan.

903
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,560
I was like, huh?

904
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:56,800
Yeah.

905
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:57,440
What the fuck?

906
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,640
Why is it arena shooter?

907
00:38:58,640 --> 00:38:59,680
What's going on here?

908
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,920
What it was was, you know, in them fucking mobile games, when you see the adverse form

909
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,840
and they look fucking like raid shadow legends looks fucking sick.

910
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:16,400
And then, and then you see the actual game players like a fucking two bit top down.

911
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,440
Black myth, Wukong.

912
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:19,360
Yeah.

913
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:19,920
Really good.

914
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:26,000
I think I'm on the final or kind of the final boss.

915
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:32,240
I got to him last night and I was fighting them and they beat my ass a couple of times,

916
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:33,520
three, four times to be precise.

917
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,040
But I know that there's more after that, but it's like in a roundabout way.

918
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,840
It's not like, I think once I've done this, it's going to be credits.

919
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,880
And then it's like, oh, but then there's like a prologue kind of thing.

920
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,680
Go and do this.

921
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,680
If you've done this prerequisite.

922
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,640
So yes, it's a mixture of many games, man.

923
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,280
It's souls like it's, it's got a war.

924
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,480
It's secure row.

925
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:58,480
It's a ghost of Tsushima and it's unique in its own right as well.

926
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,080
He's very, very, very good.

927
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,440
I haven't got a clue what's going on.

928
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,440
I haven't got a clue what's going on.

929
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,240
As per.

930
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:11,040
Well, it's just, it's, it's Chinese like mythology and I don't know anything about it.

931
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,680
So it's one of them where once I finished the game, I'd like, cause it's all novelized.

932
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,880
So I'd like to read the novel.

933
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,160
So I actually have an understanding of what's going on because I think you'd get more out

934
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:26,800
of this game if you knew the law, if you knew who Wu Kong was, why he does it, why what he does.

935
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,920
Although don't get me wrong, I'm not blind.

936
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,320
I know where I'm going, why I'm doing it.

937
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:32,720
I know what you mean.

938
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:33,120
Yeah.

939
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,320
The actual law, law.

940
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,920
But there's a lot of things that's like, who are you and why are you now a problem?

941
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,720
Especially if there's a book explaining that.

942
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:43,360
Yeah.

943
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,720
And I know a lot of it's told in the journal, but I don't read the journal.

944
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:52,240
Because I don't, cause it's got, this is a pet peeve of mine and I don't know if anyone

945
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:57,600
else has this issue, but it was just my weird brain, but I hate games that when you kill

946
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:01,360
an enemy, I love it when they've got a log and you can click on it and it says, this is the enemy.

947
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:02,160
And this is what it does.

948
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:02,800
I love that.

949
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,040
And this has all got 3d models.

950
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,840
So you can click on anybody and then turn them around and look at them.

951
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,400
It's really good.

952
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,760
But I hate it when it says six of 24 or something like that.

953
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,320
Cause I'm like, well, I know, I know there's 24 enemies in this game.

954
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:16,560
Yeah.

955
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,560
And I want to know, I'd like to find out myself.

956
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:22,240
So I don't ever go on the journal, but I know that does a lot of the heavy lifting when it

957
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:22,960
comes to that stuff.

958
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:27,280
But yeah, I was, I was just as confused as you with this game, because I actually messaged

959
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:32,560
the guy on PlayStation about it that I knew was playing it and asked him because he's a big souls

960
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,720
fan, what he thinks of it.

961
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:35,760
And he said, it's really good.

962
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,080
He thinks I like it.

963
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:41,760
But what I always saw when I watched all the trailers, it just looked like a boss rush game

964
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:42,240
to me.

965
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:44,080
Just like boss after boss after boss.

966
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:51,280
And essentially it kind of is like there's open world zones, but it's, it's just, it's

967
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:56,240
a, but it's, it's a streamline chapter thing, chapter thing, but you can travel back to

968
00:41:56,240 --> 00:42:02,160
anywhere you've been via like teleporting through the bonfire, if you like, site grace,

969
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:02,960
whatever you want to call it.

970
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:11,040
And yeah, there's big open maps and they're a lot bigger than, than you initially think.

971
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,240
Cause you, I've got lost so many times, missed so much stuff.

972
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:18,480
Cause I'm watching one of my favorite YouTubers play alongside me, but I always make sure I'm

973
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:19,600
ahead of him.

974
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,560
And the amount of times I've been watching his video and he's gone somewhere and found

975
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,800
something and started a new boss or something.

976
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:25,520
I was like, fuck.

977
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:29,440
So I had to pause the video, go on it myself, go to that area, do it before I can carry

978
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,320
on watching.

979
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,000
There's so much stuff to miss.

980
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:38,560
So many, so many things, which is the best cause then it rewards exploration, right?

981
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,000
And finding and discovery.

982
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:45,520
But yeah, there's just, there's loads of, there's loads of secret bosses and so many,

983
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:46,020
so many.

984
00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:48,020
It's just like kill a mob, kill a mob, kill a mob.

985
00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:50,020
Cause it's not, it's not a long campaign.

986
00:42:50,020 --> 00:42:54,020
Bro, it's fucking, I've been playing it 40 odd hours.

987
00:42:54,020 --> 00:42:54,660
Oh yeah.

988
00:42:54,660 --> 00:42:59,460
I think, I think if you're, if you're streamlining it and shit, I think, I don't think it's that

989
00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:00,020
long.

990
00:43:00,020 --> 00:43:01,220
It's below 30 hours.

991
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:03,620
I don't know.

992
00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:07,460
I don't, yeah, maybe I don't know, but I like to make sure I've been around every area.

993
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:08,020
Yeah.

994
00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:09,540
That's if you're fucking beaming it, I guess.

995
00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:13,940
I'd love to, cause I know that I'd enjoy it.

996
00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:14,500
I'd enjoy it.

997
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:15,860
Cause I know that I'd enjoy it.

998
00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:20,260
I just know I would, but I'd love to be able to say I'm going to buy it and I'm going to

999
00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:21,540
play it, but I'm just not.

1000
00:43:23,380 --> 00:43:24,740
Because the season starts for wow.

1001
00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:25,140
Next week.

1002
00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:25,700
And then I'm gone.

1003
00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:28,820
So there's no point me getting space Marine then.

1004
00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:32,820
No, I get it because I really, I genuinely want to play space Marine.

1005
00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:37,300
I think, I think that looks sick for a week, but yeah, the, the, the season starts.

1006
00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:41,060
And with that, the Raiden starts and we're already scheduled in for fucking next Wednesday

1007
00:43:41,060 --> 00:43:43,140
is when we were first, we were doing Wednesdays and Sundays.

1008
00:43:43,140 --> 00:43:47,060
And so I just know that the in between of that is me trying to fucking gear up.

1009
00:43:47,620 --> 00:43:51,140
And I'm also, I'm also playing as a healer, this expansion as well.

1010
00:43:51,140 --> 00:43:52,740
So I'm far less expendable.

1011
00:43:53,540 --> 00:43:55,300
I'm, I'm creme de la creme.

1012
00:43:55,780 --> 00:43:59,380
I'm a necessity here and I can't fucking wait to be one.

1013
00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:00,180
It's fantastic.

1014
00:44:01,220 --> 00:44:02,020
I love it.

1015
00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:02,900
Yeah.

1016
00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:06,260
Woo Kong is one of the games where you're constantly unlocking stuff as well, which

1017
00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:07,700
is one of my favorite things.

1018
00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:11,460
So you get like 25 hours in and you're like, whoa, a whole new skill tree just unlocked

1019
00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:14,660
cause I've unlocked an ability that I didn't know I was going to unlock.

1020
00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:17,140
They're the best ones because I'm like, wow, now I can do this.

1021
00:44:17,140 --> 00:44:22,660
One of our mates that we're working with Roman, he very addictive personality,

1022
00:44:23,220 --> 00:44:24,580
much like ourselves.

1023
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:27,940
And he downloaded Diablo immortal the other day.

1024
00:44:27,940 --> 00:44:30,260
He's a, he used to be a big time gamer.

1025
00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:35,060
But now he sort of said like, he's a very, very avid runner.

1026
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:39,460
So he's like, if I start gaming, he was like, all of that goes out the window.

1027
00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:41,460
So he was like, I'll fucking stay away from it.

1028
00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:42,500
Cause I've been there before.

1029
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:46,980
Um, and yeah, he downloaded Diablo immortal the other day and he texts me and he was like,

1030
00:44:46,980 --> 00:44:48,020
I'm 90 quid down.

1031
00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:50,580
This is a free to play game.

1032
00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:52,580
I'm 90 quid down.

1033
00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:57,540
And I don't know if I sort of like squashed his hopes and dreams with it.

1034
00:44:57,540 --> 00:45:01,060
Cause I've read in the reviews the other day of how it is still paid to win.

1035
00:45:02,180 --> 00:45:03,780
And went through and explained it to him.

1036
00:45:03,780 --> 00:45:06,340
And I was like, I said, I was like, he's like, you got to play it.

1037
00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:07,140
So you got to play it with me.

1038
00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:07,700
I was like, no.

1039
00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:09,060
I said, I've been down that road before.

1040
00:45:09,060 --> 00:45:14,260
I said, me and Steph went to fucking Lanzarote for three, three days and four nights or some

1041
00:45:14,260 --> 00:45:15,140
shit like that.

1042
00:45:15,140 --> 00:45:17,700
And I was like, we spent the entire time playing Diablo more.

1043
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:18,500
I was like, I can tell you.

1044
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:19,780
I said, I've had my fucking fix.

1045
00:45:19,780 --> 00:45:23,300
I said, and I hit that wall and I stopped playing after that because I refused to pay

1046
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:24,020
any money for it.

1047
00:45:24,660 --> 00:45:26,020
And rightly so, man.

1048
00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:28,100
So shouldn't be paying money like that in game.

1049
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,020
It's just a straight pay to win.

1050
00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:32,340
And after all these years, it's still a pay to win.

1051
00:45:32,340 --> 00:45:34,980
So I've read, I've went on Reddit.

1052
00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:40,020
I fucking explained it all to him and he hasn't hit that point yet.

1053
00:45:40,020 --> 00:45:42,980
So I was like, you let me know when you've hit that fucking paywall and you've got to

1054
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:46,180
start spending big money and you tell me whether you're spending the money or if you just

1055
00:45:46,180 --> 00:45:46,900
fucking stopped.

1056
00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:54,100
So yeah, that's, that's, that's your fucking, that's your week, bro.

1057
00:45:54,980 --> 00:45:55,220
Yep.

1058
00:45:56,180 --> 00:45:56,820
Right.

1059
00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:57,940
Patron then.

1060
00:45:57,940 --> 00:45:58,180
Yeah.

1061
00:45:58,180 --> 00:45:59,620
This is where the good stuff is.

1062
00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:02,260
Yeah.

1063
00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:03,780
Next week.

1064
00:46:03,780 --> 00:46:04,660
Should be a next week.

1065
00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:05,540
I don't know what's going on.

1066
00:46:06,740 --> 00:46:09,940
Oh, it'll be rolling to fucking pre D and D, won't it?

1067
00:46:09,940 --> 00:46:10,180
Yeah.

1068
00:46:10,180 --> 00:46:11,620
Be the excitement episode.

1069
00:46:11,620 --> 00:46:12,180
Yeah.

1070
00:46:12,180 --> 00:46:12,900
Decent.

1071
00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:13,540
All right.

1072
00:46:13,540 --> 00:46:14,740
Catch everyone next week then.

1073
00:46:14,740 --> 00:46:15,460
See you later.

1074
00:46:15,460 --> 00:46:15,940
Uro.

1075
00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:36,020
All right.

