The big right and fucking hell the big red button has been pressed. There we go
Eminem's albums out today
Listen to it three times already. Is it decent? Oh, it's good. It's very good. Didn't he say
Hock tour in his fucking promo for it. Yeah
No, well, he spits on satin in the album and yeah the promo he just wrote huck tour
Really spit on the same shade. It's great. That girl's fucking she had a fucking documentary about her bro
I know she like quit her job and moved to la and hired a management guy
I'm so fucking hell like fair enough if it works out for you, but after for one phrase that's mental false information
She was on a thing the other day saying debunking all these things and I haven't quit my job
I swear this was she didn't say she didn't quit a job. She said I haven't moved. I'm staying where I am staying at home
I wasn't I'm not a teacher and I wasn't a teacher
That one yeah where she said that she weren't a teacher. Yeah, she's not moving
She says she's got a management company because she wants to fucking or she's got a manager
Because she wants to all these people selling merch. That's not her
She wants to get some of that back, but she's done it smart. She went radio silent sorted everything out
And now bang. I mean, yes hilarious. It's hilarious why she's getting the thing. I know it's crazy, but still I saw the
The I love you pookie. I saw the um
She cracks me up that does I saw the prison woman
Come out didn't she I see that fucking start playing victim and you don't know my side. I'm like what side
What do you mean? You're noshing off a fucking prisoner
What do you mean? Yeah, I don't know what side
She starts you know what that is. Didn't you her side will be?
Uh, if you want my side then the press has to buy it off me. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, subscribe to my only fans and here's a fucking here's a link for that more power to you fair play probably minted now
Definitely minted now. Yeah, there'd be a lot of subscriptions up to our only fans. I reckon stupid in it
And here we are. Anyway, it's gaming podcast. Welcome. I'm sorry
Sorry, sorry, sorry
Um, what have you got for me? Um
Nothing nothing crazy, uh
Bought some shit off of the steam sale
Because there's a lot of real cheap stuff. When's that is it now is it over? I think it's ended. Oh
Or most of it's ended now. Why was I not made aware of this? Uh 11 no
Or until the 16th, maybe I fucking hope so bros. I don't know but i'm devastated now
I bought um south park sticker truth
South park stick sticker truth and south park the fractured butthole
Nice congrats
That's all I can say on that started playing sticker truth because it's got overwhelmingly positive reviews and it looks quite funny
I always like south park. I like the
The just absolute abhorrent humor of it. There's just no filter. I find it very fantastic. Um
Um, so I thought i'll buy the game because it was like four quid and yeah so far. It's very fun
It's just like one big south park episode you right click the mouse and you fart on people
And that's all that's all I need to know. You know, I mean that was me hook line and sinker left click
I punch people right click. I fart on them
Yeah, i'm not really a south park guy, but i've got the steam sale dates
Go on here are the steam sales running right now aspire publisher sale now until july 15th. Yeah
Yeah, independent games festival july 11th to july the 20th
Which is all indies, which would be good
steam sim fest
22nd till the 29th
tower defense fest july 29th to august 5th
Fight, I mean this just goes on for ages. Look how many of these different sales there are bro
It's ridiculous in it. I'm gonna have to have a little i've spent too much money on steam already
I've i've got games in my library. I haven't even downloaded but because they were like three quid i'll be like i'm getting it
Yeah, I think fucking
Everyone does shit like that. I can't always say he's got a load of stuff in his fucking wish list
He's like do I buy that do I buy this speaking of it's a dnd fucking session tomorrow
Oh it sure is
Sorry, i'm just
just the aspire
the aspire thing and you know who made aspire is the uh,
aspire make
The star wars battlefront terrible thing that they re you know, the battlefront. Yeah. Yeah, i'm sure that was them
So a lot of great. Yeah a lot of the star wars stuff really really nice
Yeah, cotor knights the old republic one of the best star wars games ever made not the online one the the single player one
Two pound 97. I know it's ridiculous
Uh force unleashed 586. That's a fucking banging game is
Battlefront classic collection. That's the one they botched. That's 23 quid
There's some fucking games on here, boy. Oh
You like that dude, you like them games here I love games I don't have time to play them but I love I love having them
Um, I saw a um a
Book for elden ring and it was a
What was it was it wasn't a guide it was a almost like a um
An encyclopedia if you will of all things elden ring. So all of the enemies the bosses the environment
things like that and
It was all illustrated in the in the book and then had a description of like what was what it was underneath
Um, so sort of like the bell towers and shit like that and then it would give you like a brief history of
All the lore surrounding that and so on. Um
Looked absolutely fantastic and I was like, this is great. This looks great because i've been looking for an elden ring
book
for a while
250 pounds if you'd like that book
250 pounds what is it? Is it like official?
I don't even know if it was official or not
You know, you know when you scroll through facebook and then ads pop up i'm sure that because i've been listening to it
It was one of them that come up and I just thought it looked really fucking really really really really cool. Um
However, once I saw the price tag, I immediately exited said, um
Elden ring book see if it pops up with anything
Because all of it's just official
art books
Tune and fair weather. Is that who it was?
the souls collection
Abyssal archive what we've got here
souls art
It was on here. It was definitely on here
I just need to scroll through to find it
But the the these prices that i'm seeing of these other books seems to be matching up. Yeah, here we go
215
15. Oh, yeah, there's one here. It's 600 quid. Oh, it's mad, isn't it?
grace given the mythology of elden ring limited edition
Fucking hell one here for 857
857 what does that get me? 857 quid for grace given the mythology of elden ring benefactor edition
Um, the most ambitious rpg in video game history is now being honored with the most extravagant book length appraisal yet
written by beloved elden ring lore expert jeff
smaoltown
truscott
Prepare for a comprehensive deep dive into the mythology underpinning
Miyazaki's latest masterpiece
you get
free shipping
fantastic for my 857 quid I get the free grace given ebook and audiobook editions the moment they are released
grace of gold collectible art print hand signed and numbered by artist
shim hack
housed in foil blocked custom envelope
benefactor name credit in the back of grace given including any editions released going forward
Well, that's not worth 857 quid is it I get my name in a book
No, no get my name in the bag. What the fuck very little is worth that. What the fuck do you mean?
What the fuck that's crazy though
that is so crazy, but this is um trying to find a picture of that's sort of like the uh,
Can I zoom in that no so you get sort of like the gist of it where it's just
The place and then it's cool as fuck. And then like there's the where is it?
There's the old fucking bell tower thing with a little bit of writing next to it and what it's cool
But like it looks very cool. How can you charge that? It's very cool, but six hundred two hundred and fifteen quid for the the standard
That's just so
I
I think what it is
Is it's not
It's not aimed
at us
No, I think that's aimed for the hardcore hardcore collectors much like the um like millennia's arm
Or her helmet and you know, I mean that mesmer statue
We need to talk elden ring. Uh, there wasn't an episode last week must apologize for that my
my nan's
Not well, so I didn't make it and risa had things to do as well
So but I think where we left that was neither of us had beaten him at that point had we not
What radon? No, because it was like two weeks ago
Uh, I don't even think i've made it to radon. I know you I discovered that radon was the final boss on the podcast
Yeah, because I didn't realize he was the end
And yeah now he is dead. Yeah now he's dead of both of us. Yeah, he is slain
Sorry, I hope you're not playing through and didn't realize radon was the last boss. This is this is this is what happened
I spent a painstaking
In seven days, I think trying to kill this boss absolutely horrendous
Um very early on into that seven day stretch. I got him down to
Maybe like three hits so I was like right there's light at the end of the tunnel
I know I can do this and then I just kept getting battered battered battered battered battered. So I got the the
scarlet tree
fragments
I bolted them up carried on exploring the rest of the dlc. So I think i'm now like level
18 on those fragments or some shit. Um
And then nope still getting my ass handed to me still getting my ass handed to me ash then finds out that that
Like that's the boss or whatever fucking
starts going on the same journey as me is fucking
Attacking this boss and then one fucking night what maybe two days into your journey of fucking attacking him. He's dead
He's dead
Radon is slain fuming
I was
Tell you
For gritted teeth, he congratulated me. I knew it was fake
I was few because I was already in bed because i'm trying to was yeah, you got up. Yeah
But i'm i'm i'm trying to get a hold of my sleeping. Um
And i'm just not getting enough hours worth of sleep. So and that's because I just keep going to bed
At a later time I say late. I keep going to bed at like 10 o'clock, which is ridiculous when i'm like, yeah
That's late. So I was like right. Well, I need to go to bed a bit earlier
Just so I can get some some better quality of sleep. So
I sort of like half eight
I was in bed and obviously you text me or it was a little bit before then you text me saying it's dead
And I said to stef I said how I said, how's he how's he done that? He's a fucking magic user
I was like, how's he had the time to get any anything off? I was like, I don't I don't understand it
I really don't I was very happy for you at the same time. No, you wasn't I was like i'm pissed
You was fuming i'm pissed because I was like i've i've spent ages doing this. I was like how
How I contemplated not even telling you I said i'm not I said well it's a good thing that you did because I said i'm not I
Steff was having a bath and I went straight into the bathroom like a kid
And I went I said to her I said i'm not um
I said i'm not the elder lord. I said i've been overtaken
And she's like what do you mean? I said ash has done the last boss
And she's like, oh well, that's all right. I said no, it's not
No, it's not I said it ain't so he got his cheetos out
I said it ain't got his mountain dew
I said it's stupid. I said that's not fucking I think I did say I said it's not fair
I said it's not fair
And then I was just standing there just fucking sulking and I said
I'll have one go
I said I'll have I'll have one go. I think it was like
It was like five minutes past eight or some shit. I said half eight. I said i'll be done
I said i'll be done. I said i'll try until half eight. I said if it ain't going well
I said i'll i'll switch it off and i'll i'll go to bed
Um because I was also i'm also trying to not get so annoyed at games
Before like because what happened was I was so locked into fighting that fucking boss
That I was getting home from work
trying dying
Coming to the time of fucking going to bed evening time. I'm still constantly dying. My mood is now fucking shattered
I'm in a shit pissed off state and then going to bed pissed off and then waking up and all I can think about is this
genuinely the weight on my shoulders from this boss was
Unbearable because I can't focus on anything else
I want to play other games and enjoy other things and I was like I can't do that until this is done
And then you were like it's okay. You don't have to kill it. Shut the fuck up. Of course you do
Of course you do how you haven't done the last boss in remnant 2 is beyond me because I couldn't I couldn't not do it
I just I wasn't enjoying it. So I was like I like the game. I thought it was fantastic, but i'm not that I wouldn't
I wouldn't leave this boss in Elden Ring. I hate it. I hate it. No part of this boss was fun
And what makes it even worse is that that first phase?
Because you because you have to do it so many times I had it down to 80
Perfection i'm talking no hit whatsoever. I was getting in I knew exactly where to fucking get the old mimic tier out
I knew my openings. I knew his rotation 100 second phase hits all goes to shit
And you watch all the guides and it looks fucking perfect
Oh, you just dodge this and you roll that way doesn't fucking happen for me some random combo that you never ever see
Comes out four times in a row and you get fucked
Ridiculous. Yeah, I still don't know how to dodge them meat heels
He throws at you I can get out the way of him
But like nine times out of ten, he just tagged me with one and then you're stunned and it's just a fucker
Oh, you just jump. I learned you just jump out of the way of them panic
The whole thing's panic at one stage the game bugged out and I walked in he had full health on second phase
decent
What the fuck is this? There was one video there was one clip I saw of a guy doing it second phase
He bugged it out and there was two radars. It's born to every so what am I supposed to do? But I
jumped on I
Thought I'll try out some different weapons because I was using the the star scourge great swords
I let me try something else. So I tried bloodhounds Fang
Because I know that has a high a decent bleed build up. It was fucking useless
I was up so I did one run of that died no longer using that did a second run backhand blades
Which were my secondary weapon got fucked up. I was like, right. I'm not doing that
I want to do it with his weapons. So swap back and then
Sure enough third time. That's the one where I killed him. But when I tell you ash my heart
My heart was so close to death. My heart rate was fucking
Unbelievable, I think it was like a hundred and seventy something when I looked at my watch. It was
unbelievably high because
obviously
It was a very decent run up to the very end when I very nearly died
And by the second it was the second phase where my mimic tear had like more than two-thirds of its health
So that things fucking tanking I had a load of fucking
Health potions I was ready to go and then
It was just all going decent
I just see his health slowly ticking down ticking down ticking down and then is that at a certain point when you realize like
This could be the one and that was when the heart started like genuinely I could feel it in my ear rolls
But it was grim and then I killed that cunt and then I went over the stuff
I fucking done it one tear rolled down my face genuinely
Genuinely, and I don't know if that was because I weren't blinking for six minutes or if that's because of pure happiness
Probably happiness but one solitary tear ran down my face and I turned around to Steph because I'm pretty sure she was looking
But she was also like flicking for a phone. I said I've done it. I was like fucking I've done it and I went over
I said feel my fucking heart and then yeah
And that's my texture. I've done it
I'm done. I enjoyed the video the white has yeah
I put I did clip the whole thing, but it said it was too long to upload so I cut it down
but when I put it on our Instagram it
Is the whole fight is the him dying on the Instagram do you see I didn't watch that you sent me the video
Yeah, because I think that vid that same video I put on the Instagram, but I think the Instagram cuts it
But maybe like 30 seconds before I actually kill him you can watch cinema make it a real can't you and then it's those
Yeah, I think that's what I have to do is I have to make it a real
Yeah, I'm glad he's done to be honest with you. There's a cancer
I watch who's like a streamer he's been streaming like all the Souls games and that since I started following him
He thought I got over 20,000 hours in all of the games combined and all he does is PvP and stuff
But he's been on redone for 70 hours 70 hours just just fighting him. That's in the boss room
He's been in that room for 70 hours 70. Yeah, well, he ain't killed him
No, but he's doing it
He says like I get people coming in all the time saying do it this way do it that way
So I know I know there's other ways to do it
I want to do it my way want to do it with the character that I'm using with the weapons
I'm using and he's got it all down to like perfection. He gets him down to like
Like just under halfway and halfway between half health
Quite regularly, but you do you have to have the perfect run to get it. Yeah, because he's just
He's so obnoxious, bro
There's there's a guy on tick tock live who's basically the next like let me solo her and he's like joining people's games
Just to kill him. Let me tank him
Something like he's got a kill counter there and last I looked it was like 80 something kills of him
I was like, that's ridiculous. And then all the builds are coming out of people. There's one person that's done a full hit run
Where he's just taken every single hit and I don't know what bill like obviously they put their builds at the end
but I don't remember it he's in like some big heavy gear with a massive fucking shield and the poker and
The geezers just taking like little smidgens of health with every hit. Mm-hmm. He's taking no damage
But he's also got that thing where more attacks fucking builds up builds your health back up
So he's basically immune to everything and I don't know what it's a ridiculous build
It looks boring as fuck
But at the same time the geezer just can't be hit like the hits don't do anything to him
It's ridiculous. The good thing is if he gets nerfed, we've done him already now, haven't we done him pre-nurf pre-nurf
Well, darling's been slain for good. I hope he doesn't know it's just
but that that second phase is
I've never never in my life
Have I experienced anything like that that that was that's ridiculous
It's the it's the light it's the light fucking bursts you get after every single attack
But when you watch guides of it people are just like rolling by his ankles and they're absolutely fine
And they're miles away from that shit, but when I was doing it, I couldn't avoid it. I could not avoid it
Sucks. Yeah
Yes
When I first started fighting him when I found out that he was the final boss
And how much trouble everyone was having with him?
I thought he's not that bad and then when the second phase kicks in and I actually
Got some way into the second phase. I was like this is almost impossible. Yeah
I don't know there's too much going on and when you do get tagged you have to then like perfectly dodge
Another eight hits before you can even heal. So you can't miss up in the next eight things
Yeah, and then you have to dodge another eight times just to get one more hit and it's just fuck me
Yeah, I'd basically worked out the
In order to get the mimic out and have it be effective
I had to get all the way through the first phase
until the last hit when you make him go into phase two and then wait for a certain combo and then I could get my
Mimic tear out but I had to do all of that without being hit because I couldn't afford to lose the fucking flasks
So I was like geez, but at the same time it's such a false fucking
False thing because that first phase is a cunt but when you get the movement down
It really isn't that hard of a first phase
however
Because you're because you just so many combos and you're having to dodge all of them and time it perfectly
You feel fucking amazing
When you learn that first phase you feel indestructible because here's this big hulking
behemoth with two massive fucking swords and he's just spent the last hundred hours
beating the shit out of you and now the geezer can't touch you and you feel
Incredible about it and it takes you like a minute to get him down the fucking
75% health and then that second phase hits and
You just bends you over and fucking shoves his dick up your ass. You know, I mean, it's ridiculous. He's
His second phase is just obnoxious bro. He's just
It's just a bully bro
And he does so many swings and you're trying to remember when to move and then he delays certain attacks
And then he goes straight into other ones eyes
I'd tell you what I would want. I I wouldn't want I don't I wouldn't want him to be nerfed because it's possible
many many many people have killed him
Including myself and I feel like if I'm able to do it then
Most people are able to do it because I'm not fantastic at the game, but I'm not bad at the same time
I'm a very basic default
I'll jump and I'll hit you with my swords and if I can summon something I'm fucking summoning it simple as that
But the only thing that I would like to see from that boss fight
Is just fucking make those light attacks a little bit more transparent
So I can see what the fuck he's doing because when they go off which they're doing every point five seconds
It's a flashbang. I can't I can't see anything. I can't do it
I cannot see just make them a little bit more transparent and then we're good to go
No, I don't know how you're supposed to avoid all them beams of light either
They just come they come down all over the place and you just you just walking into them
Yeah, well, just what all the guides say ash just just dodges dodging me. Just dodging just dodge
All you got to do is just stay right close to him and just dodge simple. I went round
I've mopped up all the other bosses that I could find. I know there's more. I know there's more I can smell them
Mm-hmm can sniff them. I
watched the thing yesterday it was like
You know 15 hidden secrets or whatever number one a boss that I've never seen
I was like and it's not like one of them little crypt bosses evil. It's just something on a beach or saying
So there's more bosses out there, but all of the if there's ten
Remembrance bosses they're done
Which I think there is ten. I think there's eleven. Oh, well, there's one missing then I got sniffing
But then there's loads of other bits and there's loads of there's a place that I just I don't even know how the fuck to
know how the fuck you'd find it
Did you did you kill the the hand thing?
No, not yet. What the what the mother of fingers? Yeah that thing. She's a remember. It's a remembrance boss
Yeah, yeah
No, I haven't but I know that I'm I can get to the area where you do to yeah, but to even to get there
You have to do a lot a side quest thing
But then to get to the place you need to get to to continue the quest
You know where?
Is it the side quest to ring in the bells? Yeah. Yeah, you know where the
Where the dragon is where bad is? Yeah, and that massive dragons laying down. Yeah
Yeah, you have to like drop off at the side of him, but it's in such a tiny little crevice under like his wing
Yeah, you would never know you could drop down there
I think I think that's how I first discovered that that area is because when I got to that dragon
I was looking at because I was looking at the map trying to figure out where the fuck because if you
If you it's either if you jump over that dragon or if you take a left turn somewhere before that dragon you end up
at one of those bells
Because I remember being at one of those bells with all the worm things and everything and looking up and seeing a bridge like a
Rope bridge and I was like how the fuck how do you end up there?
And then later on in the game. I was at that bridge looking down at the fucking bell. I was like shit
That's how I got up there
Yeah, you have to go down to like the finger ruins
Yeah, and then you blow it out and then you blow you go back to him
He gives you something else and you blow the other one
There's like free in there I think and then you go under his chair and then there's this fucking hand under there. Oh
It's grim, but yeah, it's just a that
I would never have found that I had to Google hat because looking around
I don't like googling stuff and I don't tend to do it especially if I haven't finished it because I've done the last boss
Kind of feel like I finished DLC. So anything else is free game
So I was trying to find my way to these ruins and I just couldn't find a way there
So I had to Google it even when I found out where it was
I then had to YouTube it so it's like well where the fuck do I drop down? I was going all around
That's confusing but that DLC man is so deep and dense and full of stuff
I don't want them to make any more games. I just want them to make more expansions
Just make more of these please. Well the fact that they're like
Amir's Ark is like yeah, this isn't this isn't I'm not quite at what I want yet
But this is like this will do for now and you think what like like he's saying that this isn't
His penultimate dream. He hasn't achieved fully achieved what he set out to do yet
And you think what do you mean? What is this a warm-up?
Well, I what?
Ten out of ten ten out of ten out of what more what more do I have we got to invent a different fucking?
System for ranking games that he has to be top of in order for this to be the fucking best thing that he's made
Oh, fuck me. It's just mental. The only thing I will say though
communities kind of shit
the Elderman community
the Souls community the Souls community
fucking
sour
salty hate
Themselves fucking hate other people having fun kind of dickheads
Really really annoying really annoying a lot of them very very helpful
There's some cool shit that they find is very very helpful stuff
But the people that win to other people for their builds and fucking how they should play and using
Summons and not using summons and bloody bloody bloody fucking annoying
Jesus yeah, I think there's a lot more good but then where Elden Ring's gone mainstream hugely though. There's been a lot more
toxic people
But yeah, you know, there's always people there putting some signs down to help people
They don't really get anything for doing that. They're just trying to help people
Get over challenges, you know
And I I've done it before in last light souls games and stuff when I've like mastered a boss
But I've never mastered anyone in Elden Ring, bro. It's too big of a game. There's like Dark Souls
Talks all one man. I must have fucking played that game ten times. So, you know, I've been through
I've never done a new game plus or another run of Elden Ring
I have but not to the full extent of the game new game plus the DLC
I don't I think I'd be more of a hindrance being a co-op partner in someone else's game than I would be a
Helpful. Hold on. Let me we quick you do a piss
Sorry, I apologize. Just absolutely needed to have a big wee wee
So yeah that I'm
I'm with you on the co-op side of things
I feel like I would be a fucking massive hindrance, but I would also like to join people if they're struggling
I'd also like people to join me if they're struggling because could I find a summoning fucking sign could I fuck?
During Radahn, but I'm glad that I managed to do it without fucking having someone coming to help me because I feel like that
Doesn't cheapen it but I don't know I just wanted to be able to do it me and the old fucking mimic
I've been doing some invasions and I've been having a lot of fun
I do miss the old style of invasions though because on light all the old Dark Souls in that
You could invade people and you'd invade and it just be them. Mm-hmm running about trying to get to the next bonfire
Whatever, but now you can only invade people that have already summoned someone which I just don't like because then you're just already at a disadvantage
What do you mean? Well, you can't invade someone on their own. They always have a summon with them
They you can only invade someone if you've if they've summoned help
You know me well, they try to work their way through the zone. I never used to be a thing, did it?
It's always been like that in the olden room
You can what you're talking about is you can do the jewel in one where you can summon someone just to fight them
So you put red summon sign down. Yeah, you're summoning them
To fight them or you put your red summon sign down. Yeah, but when you actually invade someone
You can just invade their world and what used to be it'd be like someone trying to get from one bonfire to the next
So they'd be like scared be like fuck
I'm invading it's terrifying. I don't want them to find me. I'll fucking hell. Hopefully they'll just leave or die
But now you can only invade someone's world if they've summoned people so it's a bit shit, but I joined
I don't think I clipped it but I fucking because the only advantage you have is all that all that enemies don't ag on you
so you can kind of use enemies that are around you to help you if you like law them in and
I joined this fucking thing the other day and there was three of them and I started fighting them and I got one of them
Really low and I got aggressive and I pushed on to him, but I couldn't quite finish him
So I retreated then they're all chasing me cuz I'm low and they're thirsty for the kill
But then one of them big birds come down
So I've gone back in there started whacking them up and then I've got clocked
So I've ran away and then they're chasing me again and eventually one of them's on his own
so I fucking took him down but
I was outside some like castle for thing and
So there was two of them left
but then I got to the point where I was like scrapping and retreating scrapping retreat and I had like
Tiniest bit of health no flasks left. No magic left nothing. So I was like fuck it
So I just kept baiting them and I've got I've got like one of them little orb things that you can talk into
and he just goes
I just stand on top of this thing just should doing this. They just kept looking at me going hey
They kept coming over I kept running back into it where all the enemies were
And eventually I was just standing on top of the castle watching them and then the geezer fell off a wall and dives
No decent so I won right and then there is another one
Where there was three of them and I was fighting them all I ran away again
They're all getting fucked up, but where I'm a red phantom because obviously I'm an invader
I like I did an emote where I was just like like laying down sleeping kind of thing
I knew that I was in some red flowers so they couldn't see they're just running past me like looking around I could see them
They went across the other side of this ravine on a waterfall
So I stood up and I got my telescope out and I was just staring at them and they all spotted me
So they all come running round again, so I laid back down in the glass
They come over there like looking for me again
When they were not crouched walked all the way over to the waterfall and my telescope out again. I just
See me again. They come running round. I did the same three or four times. I did that bro
They were getting so confused as to where I was going I was having a great time
But I've done a bit of the old Coliseum as well. That's fun. Don't mind that I like the old
Was and the base game. Yeah. Well, you can just do it from the
Round table hold there's a statue there. You just go to that and just yeah just and what you want to do
I've been doing 2v2s. That's really fun. So then you just
How does the leveling work I don't actually know I don't actually know how that works
But I suppose it scales to whatever level you are like you because there's there's levels in there
That's why that's why I don't level up between higher than 150
Because the higher you go the less there are builds and it's just everyone can do everything
Whereas I'm 150 so people have only got a certain amount of stats and stuff
But yeah, I imagine it would just be level scaled between 150 200 and one and so on and so forth
but yeah, there's loads of things you can put in there three on ones and one on ones and
Fucking yes good fun. You have to activate the the Coliseum somehow. I can't remember how you do it
Oh, isn't that with?
Not Alexander, but there's a there's a
Giant pot. Yeah, it's under the jar. That's not where I did it
There's a couple of different Coliseums that you can activate and I don't know how yeah, there's one in Caleb
Yeah, that's the one I was looking for but I couldn't get down to it. I can remember how to get down there
But yeah, you have to activate them and then you just interact with a statue and then you can have some fun
PvP and a Coliseum and it's yeah, it's just good fun. I think I
Think Elden Ring is is now like the second on my list second favorite game of all time now
It's pushed the Witcher 3 down to third
Witcher 3 is just getting battered
He's had that spot for a long time now
Witcher 3 came out a long time ago
Witcher 3 is very cheap in the Steam set at the moment
It's like two quid. I've got it. I'm fucking
I was thinking about trying to platinum Elden Ring, but I don't know what that entails
I think you have to finish it like three times and get all the endings, which I'm not sure I want to do
I did think about platinum it
I think I got all the endings. Yeah, I did think I did end up getting them all
I don't think I don't think anything will define boulders gate 3
Not even boulders gate 4 because it won't be made by Larian
So yeah, I don't ever see that BND frowned
I mean obviously I told you me and me and Darryl began our multiplayer
Campaign of boulders gate 3. I haven't played it for a long time
So I was quite happy to jump on and fucking
Start it with with
The multiplayer aspect and it it's very very fun
It's very fun
Very very fun. It's very fun just like us playing D&D because it's not just your own
Mind that's fucking running through the game
You've got someone else causing absolute chaos and the geyser just wants to fucking kill everything
He wants to kill everything and fuck anything that he can fuck
and it it
I'm embracing the chaos because at the same time like
Even down to to to minute things like with the the brain
I mean
Thing at the beginning in a nautiloid or whatever it is into the fucking look at you pulling out nautiloid
I'm I'm impressed
You know where where it like sprouts legs and stuff like that
And when you first pick it up and you like get the option whether you can mutilate it or if you can like set it
Down or whatever, but when you play multiplayer
um
When someone enters a cutscene like that the other person can if it's not a major cutscene
The other person can listen in on that and then basically they see what you're seeing
Otherwise they can just run around and then your person's just fucking standing there doing whatever they would be doing in a cutscene
um
But you can also suggest
dialogue
So it comes up with the options and then you can you can pick one and it'll be like the stinky log suggested
this um
And yeah, uh
Darrell made us try and mutilate the fucking thing straight away. He was like mutilate it
Mutilate or before that when you have to get the brain out of the skull and it comes up with like all these different options
One of them was just crack like break the skull and he's like break it break the skull
And obviously failed all of the roles
um
But yeah, just very fun. Very very fun
um
Well, I can't join that now because you've already started it. Yeah. Yeah, you can how does that work then?
How do I just join a game that's already apparently?
um if if I invite you to a campaign so
If I if I start a server and then invite everyone
We all make a character and then you can either pick an origin character or you can create your own character
um
As far as i'm aware if we've already begun the campaign and then I invite you
Part way through the campaign. The only difference is that you can't pick an origin character to be you you have to make your own character
um, and then I believe
You just join my camp
And then I have to come and get you I think
Oh
I think that's how it goes
I didn't know you could do that. Yeah, so you so so you just have to make a character basically
I'll invite you and then it'll prompt you to make a character and then we'll see what happens. Um
And then
I believe as the host I'm I can play without everyone
Um because it will just
I'll basically take control of everyone's characters
Um, but you wouldn't be able to play that server without me because i'm the one with the so far
All right, is m is darrell's mic all right, or is it charlotte with the darrell's shinnos though?
It's not the not the worst mic in the world, but it's also not the best
I mean don't get me wrong. You're pissing me off with it though because it's a wireless fucking
playstation headset so that
Over here. Well that's coming
Yeah
That cunt was joining the fucking party and then disappearing for a whole five minutes because he hasn't realized that he disconnected from the party
And then reconnecting disconnecting reconnecting disconnecting and then he'd fucking join
And then he'd fucking read
And it's like fucking hell
Jesus, but we sorted it. He's not a natural gamer. Is he we sorted it out?
Sort it out and he's fucking raring for it. We'll be we'll all be even more raring for it tomorrow when we're fucking playing actual dnd
He's um
Has he played it before this is his first time his first time he's never played it prior
He's not played any single player on it or nothing. No, yeah, I believe this is his first his first crack
He's doing the first one multiplayer. That's mad or he played like five minutes of the first one, but no
I think this might be
Um, I don't think he's got as far as we've got now, which is just the ship crashing
um
But yeah, because he was humming and harring about buying it because he said months ago
That he was interested in getting it. I was like fucking hell really
I think that might have been before we'd even played dnd where it might have been just after um
And he was like, yeah, i'm i'm interested in getting it. I was like jesus christ fair enough
um
and then I think it was
I I think I then got it for the playstation and then realized how much better it is on playstation than it is on pc
And I think I was egging him saying no fucking get it like it's so good
Um, and then it was the other day when he sent in a fucking like a mobile
game
like
Everquest or some shit like that and it was basically like a boulder's gate but for for the for your phone
And I was like stop fucking looking at phone games to fucking feel the voice buy the games buy the game
So he did he pulled the bullet beat the bullet bought like the fucking collector's edition thing or the the ultimate edition or whatever
So spent however much that is like 70 80 quid or some shit
um
And then yeah, we're good to go
It's great. He loves it. He's made a dwarf naturally because he's about four foot in real life
What have you done dwarf as well? No, I made a um
I even made a human or a half elf. I can't remember but I made a very very attractive for for darrell's
sake
I made a very you're gonna try and fuck him. Well, I figured i'd make a character that he would like to look at
So it was either that I was gonna make some really horrible fuck ugly thing, but I thought well i've got to look at it as well
So i'll make i'll make i'll make a pretty lady and so I did and I called her titany
This is fantastic darrell loves her this is there it goes of course he fucking does
But I just know
I just know the um
The campaign is gonna be
Fucking hell it's gonna be absolute pandemonium
Because I don't know the minute that we reach that first village it gays is just gonna be trying to fucking kill everyone
You know, I mean, it's basically gonna do a you playthrough and just let everyone die. That's not what happened
It's never we're never gonna agree on this which is fine
But rain's story was a tragic tale
All right, and i'm happy that it went the way it did obviously mistakes were made
But they they were mistakes you killed all the companions. I didn't
I did not
Kill all the companions and when he were left
left
two
No, i've been i've been through it i'll go through it again if you like
I can't remember because he was so boring one of the guys
Attacked me when I started attacking the grove. He was like, oh you traitor
I was like you've been with me this whole time. You've heard every conversation i've had you knew this was coming
So he attacked me right so he is dead brown bread toast whatever you want to call it
It's a bit
The vampire motherfucker a starian tried to fucking bite me while I was asleep
And the option come up to like attack him back
I didn't think I was gonna stab him in the neck and he was gonna die
I just thought i'd like punch him or say no, he's dead not my fault
The other one the fucking one with the horns
She was like a she I got a mission to go kill her. I went to go and kill her
I saw her
I was like, that's the person i'm supposed to attack. So I just attacked
I didn't know that I could interact with her
So I killed her searched her and she had like all the stuff that companions have I was like
Oh fuck that was a companion or possible companion. She's one of the best ones as well
and then gale
I can't remember what happened with him. Actually gale you you put out of the thing. Yeah the magic mirror
Well, you don't even know what happened to gale. I can't remember what happened to him
I asked to kill him for some reason or other
That was probably a mistake as well
But if if there is was one that I did on purpose it must have been gale
But every other one was a complete accident or just happened
um
So yeah, and and you know, I was left with the two best anyway, shallow heart and the zell there it goes
I want i'm looking forward to the next one because I want to I want to see what a starring is all about
Bear in mind. He's got seven hours of dialogue. There's a youtube video of all his dialogue
It's seven hours long just the starian
Yeah
I've missed out on a lot and i'm happy with this because it means I get to play again
And I get to play again and again and when mods come out I can play again and again and again. Yeah. Yeah
Console mods on the plot. Oh, it's just gonna be just fill me up with stuff. Just make that game never-ending
I want a menzo baranzan. I want I want to go into the drow city
I want just all the mods if they do good mods
I'll fucking buy a 12 grand computer and download all the mods for it. I don't care
It's the best game ever made I think about it all the time. I dream about it
I read books about it. I watch youtube videos about it. I buy merch for it
I want to buy the statue, but it's so fucking expensive. I found you a cheap one 800 quid
Yeah, exactly. I look for it every single day
I look for it on ebay and see what prices they are. Have you looked for it today? Not today
Oh, I looked yesterday as I do and and then I was looking for all the sold items and one went for 500 quid
I mean, that's still terrible
But it also makes me
There's still a lot of money. Yeah, but I still want it
No, I can appreciate that you because I I just
I just wish I'd known that I was gonna love this game as much as I
Well, did you have an opportunity to get the collector's edition? Oh, yeah, they were on sale for fucking ages before they were like sold out
But I didn't know that I was gonna love boulders gate three. I didn't fucking
I didn't um
I didn't play boulders gate one or two
I think I played boulders gate one, but I didn't really know what was going on and it was fucking years and years ago
It's crazy in it the fact that
You could have had it
Yeah, and that's what breaks my heart if i'd known I was gonna love it like this
It wouldn't have even been a fucking if this was eldon ring
Do you know what I mean? And I knew that I would love it
I would have gone bang have your fucking 200 quid or whatever it was. Look there's one on there
fucking boulders gate collector's edition
200 pound
All items included are shown in the photos what i've seen missing the game key art book and figure
And no dice. So what are you selling then brov the box?
Do you know what I mean? Oh the box the map and the stickers
200 quid box map and stickers for 200 quid. This is what I mean. I'm just like
And the trouble is the longest goes on the rarer they're gonna be you know, I mean, I thought you said it then brov
I don't understand. What are you selling dickhead?
You know what I mean? And then the deluxe edition that came out a while ago
I could have bought that but
I didn't really care for the stuff. I only want that statue. I want that statue more
Than I want to live to 100. I don't care
I would sacrifice if someone come down and went give me five years of your life and you can have the statue
I'd like take them you had me fucking looking on vinted
To see if see if anyone stupid had had had tried to fucking sell one
Boulders gate
Free
Statue
I suppose that you
Mean Facebook marketplace ain't gonna fucking come through with the goods. Is it is it mate?
I look on my wife's Facebook quite often and yeah, it never comes up
But that's the place you would find it for a decent price. It would be wouldn't it I've found
Not on Facebook sales, but I found I think a disgruntled ex-girlfriend was selling her boyfriend's
Witcher 3 statue once and I bought that
I've still got that these collectors edition of uh gerald fighting a griffin
I've got that in a box on the wardrobe. How much did that cost you? Not a lot
No, it was like 60 quid or something, but that's worth like probably at least a one or 150 maybe maybe more. I don't know
But once again, it's just another thing that don't come out of the box
Nice and secure and safe like mesmer
Although I did open the box of mesmer and I had a good look at him
And then I shut that box and put it back. Have you taken him out of the box?
I know they want to touch him. I don't want to break him. He's so fucking cool though
I was looking at his soul yesterday and I wanted to duplicate it because I want both of these things
But i'd have to reset my whole build because none of I haven't got the stats because his faith of course his faith
Everything was faith. I know
Everything was all of the cool weapons were fucking faith and they were really fucking cool
I was like i'm not swapping over the faith. I don't want to use faith. Fuck off. I don't want to thank you
Same everything. I I nothing I was finding was intellect or intelligence or whatever. No agreed agreed
But have you found everything definitely not no, definitely not but everything I found was fucking faith
Which is not what i'm using
So that's that we're gonna go and do the patreon then hell to the fucking yeah, here's another episode of it
I'm running out of wallpapers to fucking post on instagram to say that we've done an episode
Oh, no
It's a me problem and a me problem only that is what it is
um
So yeah, we're gonna go and do the patreon episode patreon.com forward slash. What's the buttons where the good content is where the good content is
Where we just sit there not knowing what's all that?
Okay, tune in. Right. See you later, everyone. Oh