1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,040 The big right and fucking hell the big red button has been pressed. There we go 2 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,000 Eminem's albums out today 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:16,160 Listen to it three times already. Is it decent? Oh, it's good. It's very good. Didn't he say 4 00:00:16,940 --> 00:00:20,640 Hock tour in his fucking promo for it. Yeah 5 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:25,600 No, well, he spits on satin in the album and yeah the promo he just wrote huck tour 6 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:30,960 Really spit on the same shade. It's great. That girl's fucking she had a fucking documentary about her bro 7 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:35,360 I know she like quit her job and moved to la and hired a management guy 8 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:41,680 I'm so fucking hell like fair enough if it works out for you, but after for one phrase that's mental false information 9 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:46,000 She was on a thing the other day saying debunking all these things and I haven't quit my job 10 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:51,200 I swear this was she didn't say she didn't quit a job. She said I haven't moved. I'm staying where I am staying at home 11 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,760 I wasn't I'm not a teacher and I wasn't a teacher 12 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:57,360 That one yeah where she said that she weren't a teacher. Yeah, she's not moving 13 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:01,840 She says she's got a management company because she wants to fucking or she's got a manager 14 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,760 Because she wants to all these people selling merch. That's not her 15 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:12,640 She wants to get some of that back, but she's done it smart. She went radio silent sorted everything out 16 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:21,200 And now bang. I mean, yes hilarious. It's hilarious why she's getting the thing. I know it's crazy, but still I saw the 17 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:24,480 The I love you pookie. I saw the um 18 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,200 She cracks me up that does I saw the prison woman 19 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:36,560 Come out didn't she I see that fucking start playing victim and you don't know my side. I'm like what side 20 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,040 What do you mean? You're noshing off a fucking prisoner 21 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,160 What do you mean? Yeah, I don't know what side 22 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,680 She starts you know what that is. Didn't you her side will be? 23 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:51,120 Uh, if you want my side then the press has to buy it off me. Yeah, yeah 24 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:58,000 Yeah, subscribe to my only fans and here's a fucking here's a link for that more power to you fair play probably minted now 25 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:03,680 Definitely minted now. Yeah, there'd be a lot of subscriptions up to our only fans. I reckon stupid in it 26 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:08,800 And here we are. Anyway, it's gaming podcast. Welcome. I'm sorry 27 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,360 Sorry, sorry, sorry 28 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:14,800 Um, what have you got for me? Um 29 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,040 Nothing nothing crazy, uh 30 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Bought some shit off of the steam sale 31 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:28,560 Because there's a lot of real cheap stuff. When's that is it now is it over? I think it's ended. Oh 32 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:34,640 Or most of it's ended now. Why was I not made aware of this? Uh 11 no 33 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:40,480 Or until the 16th, maybe I fucking hope so bros. I don't know but i'm devastated now 34 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,800 I bought um south park sticker truth 35 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:49,380 South park stick sticker truth and south park the fractured butthole 36 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,120 Nice congrats 37 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:59,600 That's all I can say on that started playing sticker truth because it's got overwhelmingly positive reviews and it looks quite funny 38 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,680 I always like south park. I like the 39 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:08,720 The just absolute abhorrent humor of it. There's just no filter. I find it very fantastic. Um 40 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:13,360 Um, so I thought i'll buy the game because it was like four quid and yeah so far. It's very fun 41 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:18,240 It's just like one big south park episode you right click the mouse and you fart on people 42 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:23,440 And that's all that's all I need to know. You know, I mean that was me hook line and sinker left click 43 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,440 I punch people right click. I fart on them 44 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,800 Yeah, i'm not really a south park guy, but i've got the steam sale dates 45 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:36,240 Go on here are the steam sales running right now aspire publisher sale now until july 15th. Yeah 46 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:40,820 Yeah, independent games festival july 11th to july the 20th 47 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:43,620 Which is all indies, which would be good 48 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,500 steam sim fest 49 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:49,220 22nd till the 29th 50 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:52,340 tower defense fest july 29th to august 5th 51 00:03:53,220 --> 00:03:57,940 Fight, I mean this just goes on for ages. Look how many of these different sales there are bro 52 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:02,900 It's ridiculous in it. I'm gonna have to have a little i've spent too much money on steam already 53 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:07,940 I've i've got games in my library. I haven't even downloaded but because they were like three quid i'll be like i'm getting it 54 00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:09,860 Yeah, I think fucking 55 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:13,620 Everyone does shit like that. I can't always say he's got a load of stuff in his fucking wish list 56 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:20,680 He's like do I buy that do I buy this speaking of it's a dnd fucking session tomorrow 57 00:04:22,580 --> 00:04:24,660 Oh it sure is 58 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:26,420 Sorry, i'm just 59 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:28,180 just the aspire 60 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:31,540 the aspire thing and you know who made aspire is the uh, 61 00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:33,540 aspire make 62 00:04:33,780 --> 00:04:40,580 The star wars battlefront terrible thing that they re you know, the battlefront. Yeah. Yeah, i'm sure that was them 63 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:44,980 So a lot of great. Yeah a lot of the star wars stuff really really nice 64 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:52,740 Yeah, cotor knights the old republic one of the best star wars games ever made not the online one the the single player one 65 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,620 Two pound 97. I know it's ridiculous 66 00:04:55,620 --> 00:05:00,980 Uh force unleashed 586. That's a fucking banging game is 67 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:05,540 Battlefront classic collection. That's the one they botched. That's 23 quid 68 00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:09,460 There's some fucking games on here, boy. Oh 69 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:18,420 You like that dude, you like them games here I love games I don't have time to play them but I love I love having them 70 00:05:18,420 --> 00:05:24,420 Um, I saw a um a 71 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:29,540 Book for elden ring and it was a 72 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:36,180 What was it was it wasn't a guide it was a almost like a um 73 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:44,440 An encyclopedia if you will of all things elden ring. So all of the enemies the bosses the environment 74 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:47,140 things like that and 75 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:54,980 It was all illustrated in the in the book and then had a description of like what was what it was underneath 76 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:59,460 Um, so sort of like the bell towers and shit like that and then it would give you like a brief history of 77 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:02,580 All the lore surrounding that and so on. Um 78 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:08,420 Looked absolutely fantastic and I was like, this is great. This looks great because i've been looking for an elden ring 79 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:10,500 book 80 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,500 for a while 81 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,820 250 pounds if you'd like that book 82 00:06:14,820 --> 00:06:19,080 250 pounds what is it? Is it like official? 83 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,040 I don't even know if it was official or not 84 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:26,840 You know, you know when you scroll through facebook and then ads pop up i'm sure that because i've been listening to it 85 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:32,600 It was one of them that come up and I just thought it looked really fucking really really really really cool. Um 86 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:38,600 However, once I saw the price tag, I immediately exited said, um 87 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,040 Elden ring book see if it pops up with anything 88 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,360 Because all of it's just official 89 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,440 art books 90 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,320 Tune and fair weather. Is that who it was? 91 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,040 the souls collection 92 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,160 Abyssal archive what we've got here 93 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,960 souls art 94 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,360 It was on here. It was definitely on here 95 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,880 I just need to scroll through to find it 96 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:06,680 But the the these prices that i'm seeing of these other books seems to be matching up. Yeah, here we go 97 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,240 215 98 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:13,720 15. Oh, yeah, there's one here. It's 600 quid. Oh, it's mad, isn't it? 99 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,840 grace given the mythology of elden ring limited edition 100 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:20,060 Fucking hell one here for 857 101 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:30,280 857 what does that get me? 857 quid for grace given the mythology of elden ring benefactor edition 102 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:37,880 Um, the most ambitious rpg in video game history is now being honored with the most extravagant book length appraisal yet 103 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:41,720 written by beloved elden ring lore expert jeff 104 00:07:42,980 --> 00:07:44,980 smaoltown 105 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,360 truscott 106 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:49,720 Prepare for a comprehensive deep dive into the mythology underpinning 107 00:07:50,820 --> 00:07:52,820 Miyazaki's latest masterpiece 108 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,000 you get 109 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,440 free shipping 110 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:05,320 fantastic for my 857 quid I get the free grace given ebook and audiobook editions the moment they are released 111 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:10,200 grace of gold collectible art print hand signed and numbered by artist 112 00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:12,440 shim hack 113 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,920 housed in foil blocked custom envelope 114 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:21,420 benefactor name credit in the back of grace given including any editions released going forward 115 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:26,600 Well, that's not worth 857 quid is it I get my name in a book 116 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:32,600 No, no get my name in the bag. What the fuck very little is worth that. What the fuck do you mean? 117 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,560 What the fuck that's crazy though 118 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:41,560 that is so crazy, but this is um trying to find a picture of that's sort of like the uh, 119 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:48,520 Can I zoom in that no so you get sort of like the gist of it where it's just 120 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:53,560 The place and then it's cool as fuck. And then like there's the where is it? 121 00:08:55,800 --> 00:09:00,440 There's the old fucking bell tower thing with a little bit of writing next to it and what it's cool 122 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:09,260 But like it looks very cool. How can you charge that? It's very cool, but six hundred two hundred and fifteen quid for the the standard 123 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,400 That's just so 124 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,160 I 125 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,920 I think what it is 126 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,680 Is it's not 127 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,440 It's not aimed 128 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,800 at us 129 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:28,600 No, I think that's aimed for the hardcore hardcore collectors much like the um like millennia's arm 130 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:32,200 Or her helmet and you know, I mean that mesmer statue 131 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:38,600 We need to talk elden ring. Uh, there wasn't an episode last week must apologize for that my 132 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,280 my nan's 133 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,880 Not well, so I didn't make it and risa had things to do as well 134 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:49,240 So but I think where we left that was neither of us had beaten him at that point had we not 135 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:53,480 What radon? No, because it was like two weeks ago 136 00:09:53,480 --> 00:10:01,320 Uh, I don't even think i've made it to radon. I know you I discovered that radon was the final boss on the podcast 137 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,840 Yeah, because I didn't realize he was the end 138 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:10,680 And yeah now he is dead. Yeah now he's dead of both of us. Yeah, he is slain 139 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:15,960 Sorry, I hope you're not playing through and didn't realize radon was the last boss. This is this is this is what happened 140 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,040 I spent a painstaking 141 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:23,640 In seven days, I think trying to kill this boss absolutely horrendous 142 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:29,000 Um very early on into that seven day stretch. I got him down to 143 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:33,240 Maybe like three hits so I was like right there's light at the end of the tunnel 144 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:38,440 I know I can do this and then I just kept getting battered battered battered battered battered. So I got the the 145 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:40,660 scarlet tree 146 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:41,720 fragments 147 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:46,360 I bolted them up carried on exploring the rest of the dlc. So I think i'm now like level 148 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,720 18 on those fragments or some shit. Um 149 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:55,400 And then nope still getting my ass handed to me still getting my ass handed to me ash then finds out that that 150 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,120 Like that's the boss or whatever fucking 151 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,640 starts going on the same journey as me is fucking 152 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:09,160 Attacking this boss and then one fucking night what maybe two days into your journey of fucking attacking him. He's dead 153 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,720 He's dead 154 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,960 Radon is slain fuming 155 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,960 I was 156 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,640 Tell you 157 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,760 For gritted teeth, he congratulated me. I knew it was fake 158 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:25,720 I was few because I was already in bed because i'm trying to was yeah, you got up. Yeah 159 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,960 But i'm i'm i'm trying to get a hold of my sleeping. Um 160 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,080 And i'm just not getting enough hours worth of sleep. So and that's because I just keep going to bed 161 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:42,040 At a later time I say late. I keep going to bed at like 10 o'clock, which is ridiculous when i'm like, yeah 162 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,960 That's late. So I was like right. Well, I need to go to bed a bit earlier 163 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,600 Just so I can get some some better quality of sleep. So 164 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,760 I sort of like half eight 165 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:56,360 I was in bed and obviously you text me or it was a little bit before then you text me saying it's dead 166 00:11:56,600 --> 00:12:01,960 And I said to stef I said how I said, how's he how's he done that? He's a fucking magic user 167 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:08,200 I was like, how's he had the time to get any anything off? I was like, I don't I don't understand it 168 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:11,800 I really don't I was very happy for you at the same time. No, you wasn't I was like i'm pissed 169 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:17,240 You was fuming i'm pissed because I was like i've i've spent ages doing this. I was like how 170 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:23,320 How I contemplated not even telling you I said i'm not I said well it's a good thing that you did because I said i'm not I 171 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,400 Steff was having a bath and I went straight into the bathroom like a kid 172 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,080 And I went I said to her I said i'm not um 173 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,780 I said i'm not the elder lord. I said i've been overtaken 174 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:38,840 And she's like what do you mean? I said ash has done the last boss 175 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,400 And she's like, oh well, that's all right. I said no, it's not 176 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,000 No, it's not I said it ain't so he got his cheetos out 177 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 I said it ain't got his mountain dew 178 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:51,000 I said it's stupid. I said that's not fucking I think I did say I said it's not fair 179 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,960 I said it's not fair 180 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,400 And then I was just standing there just fucking sulking and I said 181 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,960 I'll have one go 182 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,520 I said I'll have I'll have one go. I think it was like 183 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:07,960 It was like five minutes past eight or some shit. I said half eight. I said i'll be done 184 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,000 I said i'll be done. I said i'll try until half eight. I said if it ain't going well 185 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,400 I said i'll i'll switch it off and i'll i'll go to bed 186 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:18,760 Um because I was also i'm also trying to not get so annoyed at games 187 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:25,160 Before like because what happened was I was so locked into fighting that fucking boss 188 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,640 That I was getting home from work 189 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,800 trying dying 190 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:36,120 Coming to the time of fucking going to bed evening time. I'm still constantly dying. My mood is now fucking shattered 191 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:42,520 I'm in a shit pissed off state and then going to bed pissed off and then waking up and all I can think about is this 192 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,760 genuinely the weight on my shoulders from this boss was 193 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:50,840 Unbearable because I can't focus on anything else 194 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,480 I want to play other games and enjoy other things and I was like I can't do that until this is done 195 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:59,480 And then you were like it's okay. You don't have to kill it. Shut the fuck up. Of course you do 196 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:06,440 Of course you do how you haven't done the last boss in remnant 2 is beyond me because I couldn't I couldn't not do it 197 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:12,680 I just I wasn't enjoying it. So I was like I like the game. I thought it was fantastic, but i'm not that I wouldn't 198 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:19,960 I wouldn't leave this boss in Elden Ring. I hate it. I hate it. No part of this boss was fun 199 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,480 And what makes it even worse is that that first phase? 200 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:28,840 Because you because you have to do it so many times I had it down to 80 201 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:36,520 Perfection i'm talking no hit whatsoever. I was getting in I knew exactly where to fucking get the old mimic tier out 202 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:40,920 I knew my openings. I knew his rotation 100 second phase hits all goes to shit 203 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,720 And you watch all the guides and it looks fucking perfect 204 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:49,800 Oh, you just dodge this and you roll that way doesn't fucking happen for me some random combo that you never ever see 205 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,600 Comes out four times in a row and you get fucked 206 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,060 Ridiculous. Yeah, I still don't know how to dodge them meat heels 207 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,380 He throws at you I can get out the way of him 208 00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:03,260 But like nine times out of ten, he just tagged me with one and then you're stunned and it's just a fucker 209 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:07,420 Oh, you just jump. I learned you just jump out of the way of them panic 210 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:13,660 The whole thing's panic at one stage the game bugged out and I walked in he had full health on second phase 211 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,180 decent 212 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:18,700 What the fuck is this? There was one video there was one clip I saw of a guy doing it second phase 213 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:23,660 He bugged it out and there was two radars. It's born to every so what am I supposed to do? But I 214 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,660 jumped on I 215 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:31,420 Thought I'll try out some different weapons because I was using the the star scourge great swords 216 00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:34,180 I let me try something else. So I tried bloodhounds Fang 217 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:38,660 Because I know that has a high a decent bleed build up. It was fucking useless 218 00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:44,180 I was up so I did one run of that died no longer using that did a second run backhand blades 219 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:48,500 Which were my secondary weapon got fucked up. I was like, right. I'm not doing that 220 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:53,780 I want to do it with his weapons. So swap back and then 221 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:59,940 Sure enough third time. That's the one where I killed him. But when I tell you ash my heart 222 00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:04,980 My heart was so close to death. My heart rate was fucking 223 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:10,980 Unbelievable, I think it was like a hundred and seventy something when I looked at my watch. It was 224 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,700 unbelievably high because 225 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,420 obviously 226 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:20,140 It was a very decent run up to the very end when I very nearly died 227 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:28,180 And by the second it was the second phase where my mimic tear had like more than two-thirds of its health 228 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:32,220 So that things fucking tanking I had a load of fucking 229 00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:38,500 Health potions I was ready to go and then 230 00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,500 It was just all going decent 231 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:46,620 I just see his health slowly ticking down ticking down ticking down and then is that at a certain point when you realize like 232 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:51,620 This could be the one and that was when the heart started like genuinely I could feel it in my ear rolls 233 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:55,900 But it was grim and then I killed that cunt and then I went over the stuff 234 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:59,540 I fucking done it one tear rolled down my face genuinely 235 00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:05,300 Genuinely, and I don't know if that was because I weren't blinking for six minutes or if that's because of pure happiness 236 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:13,060 Probably happiness but one solitary tear ran down my face and I turned around to Steph because I'm pretty sure she was looking 237 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:19,220 But she was also like flicking for a phone. I said I've done it. I was like fucking I've done it and I went over 238 00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:21,220 I said feel my fucking heart and then yeah 239 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,420 And that's my texture. I've done it 240 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:27,460 I'm done. I enjoyed the video the white has yeah 241 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:34,940 I put I did clip the whole thing, but it said it was too long to upload so I cut it down 242 00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:38,540 but when I put it on our Instagram it 243 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:47,220 Is the whole fight is the him dying on the Instagram do you see I didn't watch that you sent me the video 244 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:52,700 Yeah, because I think that vid that same video I put on the Instagram, but I think the Instagram cuts it 245 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:59,460 But maybe like 30 seconds before I actually kill him you can watch cinema make it a real can't you and then it's those 246 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,620 Yeah, I think that's what I have to do is I have to make it a real 247 00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:05,980 Yeah, I'm glad he's done to be honest with you. There's a cancer 248 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:12,340 I watch who's like a streamer he's been streaming like all the Souls games and that since I started following him 249 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:19,540 He thought I got over 20,000 hours in all of the games combined and all he does is PvP and stuff 250 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:26,340 But he's been on redone for 70 hours 70 hours just just fighting him. That's in the boss room 251 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:29,900 He's been in that room for 70 hours 70. Yeah, well, he ain't killed him 252 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,380 No, but he's doing it 253 00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:35,500 He says like I get people coming in all the time saying do it this way do it that way 254 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,980 So I know I know there's other ways to do it 255 00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:41,600 I want to do it my way want to do it with the character that I'm using with the weapons 256 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:45,540 I'm using and he's got it all down to like perfection. He gets him down to like 257 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:49,420 Like just under halfway and halfway between half health 258 00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:55,580 Quite regularly, but you do you have to have the perfect run to get it. Yeah, because he's just 259 00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,700 He's so obnoxious, bro 260 00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:04,820 There's there's a guy on tick tock live who's basically the next like let me solo her and he's like joining people's games 261 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:06,820 Just to kill him. Let me tank him 262 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:12,180 Something like he's got a kill counter there and last I looked it was like 80 something kills of him 263 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:18,140 I was like, that's ridiculous. And then all the builds are coming out of people. There's one person that's done a full hit run 264 00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:25,180 Where he's just taken every single hit and I don't know what bill like obviously they put their builds at the end 265 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:30,260 but I don't remember it he's in like some big heavy gear with a massive fucking shield and the poker and 266 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:37,460 The geezers just taking like little smidgens of health with every hit. Mm-hmm. He's taking no damage 267 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:42,380 But he's also got that thing where more attacks fucking builds up builds your health back up 268 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:47,380 So he's basically immune to everything and I don't know what it's a ridiculous build 269 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:48,500 It looks boring as fuck 270 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:53,700 But at the same time the geezer just can't be hit like the hits don't do anything to him 271 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:59,620 It's ridiculous. The good thing is if he gets nerfed, we've done him already now, haven't we done him pre-nurf pre-nurf 272 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:04,820 Well, darling's been slain for good. I hope he doesn't know it's just 273 00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:07,900 but that that second phase is 274 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:12,100 I've never never in my life 275 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:16,660 Have I experienced anything like that that that was that's ridiculous 276 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:21,340 It's the it's the light it's the light fucking bursts you get after every single attack 277 00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:26,180 But when you watch guides of it people are just like rolling by his ankles and they're absolutely fine 278 00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:31,660 And they're miles away from that shit, but when I was doing it, I couldn't avoid it. I could not avoid it 279 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:34,180 Sucks. Yeah 280 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:35,740 Yes 281 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:39,780 When I first started fighting him when I found out that he was the final boss 282 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,500 And how much trouble everyone was having with him? 283 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:46,260 I thought he's not that bad and then when the second phase kicks in and I actually 284 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:51,260 Got some way into the second phase. I was like this is almost impossible. Yeah 285 00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:57,820 I don't know there's too much going on and when you do get tagged you have to then like perfectly dodge 286 00:20:57,820 --> 00:21:03,900 Another eight hits before you can even heal. So you can't miss up in the next eight things 287 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:09,780 Yeah, and then you have to dodge another eight times just to get one more hit and it's just fuck me 288 00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:12,100 Yeah, I'd basically worked out the 289 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,940 In order to get the mimic out and have it be effective 290 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,820 I had to get all the way through the first phase 291 00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:25,700 until the last hit when you make him go into phase two and then wait for a certain combo and then I could get my 292 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:31,900 Mimic tear out but I had to do all of that without being hit because I couldn't afford to lose the fucking flasks 293 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:36,980 So I was like geez, but at the same time it's such a false fucking 294 00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:44,600 False thing because that first phase is a cunt but when you get the movement down 295 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:47,860 It really isn't that hard of a first phase 296 00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:48,980 however 297 00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:54,180 Because you're because you just so many combos and you're having to dodge all of them and time it perfectly 298 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,180 You feel fucking amazing 299 00:21:56,660 --> 00:22:02,180 When you learn that first phase you feel indestructible because here's this big hulking 300 00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:08,100 behemoth with two massive fucking swords and he's just spent the last hundred hours 301 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:13,580 beating the shit out of you and now the geezer can't touch you and you feel 302 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:17,760 Incredible about it and it takes you like a minute to get him down the fucking 303 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:20,940 75% health and then that second phase hits and 304 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:26,220 You just bends you over and fucking shoves his dick up your ass. You know, I mean, it's ridiculous. He's 305 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:31,500 His second phase is just obnoxious bro. He's just 306 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:33,500 It's just a bully bro 307 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:39,740 And he does so many swings and you're trying to remember when to move and then he delays certain attacks 308 00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:41,900 And then he goes straight into other ones eyes 309 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:50,100 I'd tell you what I would want. I I wouldn't want I don't I wouldn't want him to be nerfed because it's possible 310 00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:52,820 many many many people have killed him 311 00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:56,460 Including myself and I feel like if I'm able to do it then 312 00:22:56,980 --> 00:23:01,180 Most people are able to do it because I'm not fantastic at the game, but I'm not bad at the same time 313 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:02,660 I'm a very basic default 314 00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:08,620 I'll jump and I'll hit you with my swords and if I can summon something I'm fucking summoning it simple as that 315 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:12,500 But the only thing that I would like to see from that boss fight 316 00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:17,860 Is just fucking make those light attacks a little bit more transparent 317 00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:23,740 So I can see what the fuck he's doing because when they go off which they're doing every point five seconds 318 00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:27,220 It's a flashbang. I can't I can't see anything. I can't do it 319 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:31,260 I cannot see just make them a little bit more transparent and then we're good to go 320 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:34,820 No, I don't know how you're supposed to avoid all them beams of light either 321 00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:39,820 They just come they come down all over the place and you just you just walking into them 322 00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:45,980 Yeah, well, just what all the guides say ash just just dodges dodging me. Just dodging just dodge 323 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:50,900 All you got to do is just stay right close to him and just dodge simple. I went round 324 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:56,860 I've mopped up all the other bosses that I could find. I know there's more. I know there's more I can smell them 325 00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:58,860 Mm-hmm can sniff them. I 326 00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:01,720 watched the thing yesterday it was like 327 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:06,040 You know 15 hidden secrets or whatever number one a boss that I've never seen 328 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:10,240 I was like and it's not like one of them little crypt bosses evil. It's just something on a beach or saying 329 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,040 So there's more bosses out there, but all of the if there's ten 330 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,560 Remembrance bosses they're done 331 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:22,720 Which I think there is ten. I think there's eleven. Oh, well, there's one missing then I got sniffing 332 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:30,520 But then there's loads of other bits and there's loads of there's a place that I just I don't even know how the fuck to 333 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,520 know how the fuck you'd find it 334 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,700 Did you did you kill the the hand thing? 335 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:45,000 No, not yet. What the what the mother of fingers? Yeah that thing. She's a remember. It's a remembrance boss 336 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,200 Yeah, yeah 337 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:52,900 No, I haven't but I know that I'm I can get to the area where you do to yeah, but to even to get there 338 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,960 You have to do a lot a side quest thing 339 00:24:55,960 --> 00:25:00,960 But then to get to the place you need to get to to continue the quest 340 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,600 You know where? 341 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:08,340 Is it the side quest to ring in the bells? Yeah. Yeah, you know where the 342 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:14,120 Where the dragon is where bad is? Yeah, and that massive dragons laying down. Yeah 343 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:20,400 Yeah, you have to like drop off at the side of him, but it's in such a tiny little crevice under like his wing 344 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,080 Yeah, you would never know you could drop down there 345 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:29,000 I think I think that's how I first discovered that that area is because when I got to that dragon 346 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:33,120 I was looking at because I was looking at the map trying to figure out where the fuck because if you 347 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:39,940 If you it's either if you jump over that dragon or if you take a left turn somewhere before that dragon you end up 348 00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:41,940 at one of those bells 349 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:48,600 Because I remember being at one of those bells with all the worm things and everything and looking up and seeing a bridge like a 350 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:54,480 Rope bridge and I was like how the fuck how do you end up there? 351 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:59,120 And then later on in the game. I was at that bridge looking down at the fucking bell. I was like shit 352 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,160 That's how I got up there 353 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,800 Yeah, you have to go down to like the finger ruins 354 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,360 Yeah, and then you blow it out and then you blow you go back to him 355 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,240 He gives you something else and you blow the other one 356 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:14,320 There's like free in there I think and then you go under his chair and then there's this fucking hand under there. Oh 357 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,840 It's grim, but yeah, it's just a that 358 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:22,640 I would never have found that I had to Google hat because looking around 359 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:27,440 I don't like googling stuff and I don't tend to do it especially if I haven't finished it because I've done the last boss 360 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,760 Kind of feel like I finished DLC. So anything else is free game 361 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,200 So I was trying to find my way to these ruins and I just couldn't find a way there 362 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,600 So I had to Google it even when I found out where it was 363 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:42,200 I then had to YouTube it so it's like well where the fuck do I drop down? I was going all around 364 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:48,240 That's confusing but that DLC man is so deep and dense and full of stuff 365 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:53,800 I don't want them to make any more games. I just want them to make more expansions 366 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,400 Just make more of these please. Well the fact that they're like 367 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:04,480 Amir's Ark is like yeah, this isn't this isn't I'm not quite at what I want yet 368 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:10,840 But this is like this will do for now and you think what like like he's saying that this isn't 369 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:17,080 His penultimate dream. He hasn't achieved fully achieved what he set out to do yet 370 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,080 And you think what do you mean? What is this a warm-up? 371 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,800 Well, I what? 372 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:26,280 Ten out of ten ten out of ten out of what more what more do I have we got to invent a different fucking? 373 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:33,360 System for ranking games that he has to be top of in order for this to be the fucking best thing that he's made 374 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:37,000 Oh, fuck me. It's just mental. The only thing I will say though 375 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,680 communities kind of shit 376 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,480 the Elderman community 377 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,480 the Souls community the Souls community 378 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,760 fucking 379 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,520 sour 380 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,520 salty hate 381 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,400 Themselves fucking hate other people having fun kind of dickheads 382 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:58,200 Really really annoying really annoying a lot of them very very helpful 383 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,840 There's some cool shit that they find is very very helpful stuff 384 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:07,140 But the people that win to other people for their builds and fucking how they should play and using 385 00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:11,780 Summons and not using summons and bloody bloody bloody fucking annoying 386 00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:19,660 Jesus yeah, I think there's a lot more good but then where Elden Ring's gone mainstream hugely though. There's been a lot more 387 00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:22,260 toxic people 388 00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:26,620 But yeah, you know, there's always people there putting some signs down to help people 389 00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:29,540 They don't really get anything for doing that. They're just trying to help people 390 00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:32,340 Get over challenges, you know 391 00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:37,580 And I I've done it before in last light souls games and stuff when I've like mastered a boss 392 00:28:37,580 --> 00:28:42,860 But I've never mastered anyone in Elden Ring, bro. It's too big of a game. There's like Dark Souls 393 00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:49,380 Talks all one man. I must have fucking played that game ten times. So, you know, I've been through 394 00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:52,540 I've never done a new game plus or another run of Elden Ring 395 00:28:52,540 --> 00:28:57,000 I have but not to the full extent of the game new game plus the DLC 396 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:02,860 I don't I think I'd be more of a hindrance being a co-op partner in someone else's game than I would be a 397 00:29:03,580 --> 00:29:06,540 Helpful. Hold on. Let me we quick you do a piss 398 00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:10,580 Sorry, I apologize. Just absolutely needed to have a big wee wee 399 00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:15,140 So yeah that I'm 400 00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:17,180 I'm with you on the co-op side of things 401 00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:22,900 I feel like I would be a fucking massive hindrance, but I would also like to join people if they're struggling 402 00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:27,540 I'd also like people to join me if they're struggling because could I find a summoning fucking sign could I fuck? 403 00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:32,940 During Radahn, but I'm glad that I managed to do it without fucking having someone coming to help me because I feel like that 404 00:29:33,540 --> 00:29:38,300 Doesn't cheapen it but I don't know I just wanted to be able to do it me and the old fucking mimic 405 00:29:38,420 --> 00:29:41,860 I've been doing some invasions and I've been having a lot of fun 406 00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:48,220 I do miss the old style of invasions though because on light all the old Dark Souls in that 407 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:54,740 You could invade people and you'd invade and it just be them. Mm-hmm running about trying to get to the next bonfire 408 00:29:54,740 --> 00:30:02,460 Whatever, but now you can only invade people that have already summoned someone which I just don't like because then you're just already at a disadvantage 409 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:08,340 What do you mean? Well, you can't invade someone on their own. They always have a summon with them 410 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:12,420 They you can only invade someone if you've if they've summoned help 411 00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:17,140 You know me well, they try to work their way through the zone. I never used to be a thing, did it? 412 00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:18,540 It's always been like that in the olden room 413 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:24,420 You can what you're talking about is you can do the jewel in one where you can summon someone just to fight them 414 00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:28,260 So you put red summon sign down. Yeah, you're summoning them 415 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:34,020 To fight them or you put your red summon sign down. Yeah, but when you actually invade someone 416 00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:40,900 You can just invade their world and what used to be it'd be like someone trying to get from one bonfire to the next 417 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:42,900 So they'd be like scared be like fuck 418 00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:47,900 I'm invading it's terrifying. I don't want them to find me. I'll fucking hell. Hopefully they'll just leave or die 419 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:55,820 But now you can only invade someone's world if they've summoned people so it's a bit shit, but I joined 420 00:30:56,940 --> 00:31:03,580 I don't think I clipped it but I fucking because the only advantage you have is all that all that enemies don't ag on you 421 00:31:03,580 --> 00:31:08,660 so you can kind of use enemies that are around you to help you if you like law them in and 422 00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:16,460 I joined this fucking thing the other day and there was three of them and I started fighting them and I got one of them 423 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:20,780 Really low and I got aggressive and I pushed on to him, but I couldn't quite finish him 424 00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:25,660 So I retreated then they're all chasing me cuz I'm low and they're thirsty for the kill 425 00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:27,660 But then one of them big birds come down 426 00:31:28,780 --> 00:31:32,500 So I've gone back in there started whacking them up and then I've got clocked 427 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:36,940 So I've ran away and then they're chasing me again and eventually one of them's on his own 428 00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:38,940 so I fucking took him down but 429 00:31:39,820 --> 00:31:42,780 I was outside some like castle for thing and 430 00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:44,780 So there was two of them left 431 00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:49,500 but then I got to the point where I was like scrapping and retreating scrapping retreat and I had like 432 00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:55,300 Tiniest bit of health no flasks left. No magic left nothing. So I was like fuck it 433 00:31:55,300 --> 00:32:00,420 So I just kept baiting them and I've got I've got like one of them little orb things that you can talk into 434 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,420 and he just goes 435 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:07,460 I just stand on top of this thing just should doing this. They just kept looking at me going hey 436 00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:12,340 They kept coming over I kept running back into it where all the enemies were 437 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:18,500 And eventually I was just standing on top of the castle watching them and then the geezer fell off a wall and dives 438 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:21,940 No decent so I won right and then there is another one 439 00:32:22,660 --> 00:32:27,260 Where there was three of them and I was fighting them all I ran away again 440 00:32:27,260 --> 00:32:32,380 They're all getting fucked up, but where I'm a red phantom because obviously I'm an invader 441 00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:38,220 I like I did an emote where I was just like like laying down sleeping kind of thing 442 00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:44,180 I knew that I was in some red flowers so they couldn't see they're just running past me like looking around I could see them 443 00:32:44,180 --> 00:32:47,420 They went across the other side of this ravine on a waterfall 444 00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:53,860 So I stood up and I got my telescope out and I was just staring at them and they all spotted me 445 00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:57,640 So they all come running round again, so I laid back down in the glass 446 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,640 They come over there like looking for me again 447 00:32:59,660 --> 00:33:04,620 When they were not crouched walked all the way over to the waterfall and my telescope out again. I just 448 00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:10,500 See me again. They come running round. I did the same three or four times. I did that bro 449 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:14,960 They were getting so confused as to where I was going I was having a great time 450 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:21,260 But I've done a bit of the old Coliseum as well. That's fun. Don't mind that I like the old 451 00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:24,900 Was and the base game. Yeah. Well, you can just do it from the 452 00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:32,140 Round table hold there's a statue there. You just go to that and just yeah just and what you want to do 453 00:33:32,180 --> 00:33:36,140 I've been doing 2v2s. That's really fun. So then you just 454 00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:44,080 How does the leveling work I don't actually know I don't actually know how that works 455 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:49,040 But I suppose it scales to whatever level you are like you because there's there's levels in there 456 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,600 That's why that's why I don't level up between higher than 150 457 00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:57,820 Because the higher you go the less there are builds and it's just everyone can do everything 458 00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:02,240 Whereas I'm 150 so people have only got a certain amount of stats and stuff 459 00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:09,740 But yeah, I imagine it would just be level scaled between 150 200 and one and so on and so forth 460 00:34:10,260 --> 00:34:14,240 but yeah, there's loads of things you can put in there three on ones and one on ones and 461 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:21,600 Fucking yes good fun. You have to activate the the Coliseum somehow. I can't remember how you do it 462 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,600 Oh, isn't that with? 463 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,640 Not Alexander, but there's a there's a 464 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:31,560 Giant pot. Yeah, it's under the jar. That's not where I did it 465 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:36,820 There's a couple of different Coliseums that you can activate and I don't know how yeah, there's one in Caleb 466 00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:40,900 Yeah, that's the one I was looking for but I couldn't get down to it. I can remember how to get down there 467 00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:45,820 But yeah, you have to activate them and then you just interact with a statue and then you can have some fun 468 00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:50,980 PvP and a Coliseum and it's yeah, it's just good fun. I think I 469 00:34:51,980 --> 00:34:57,060 Think Elden Ring is is now like the second on my list second favorite game of all time now 470 00:34:57,060 --> 00:34:59,060 It's pushed the Witcher 3 down to third 471 00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:02,580 Witcher 3 is just getting battered 472 00:35:02,580 --> 00:35:04,580 He's had that spot for a long time now 473 00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:06,580 Witcher 3 came out a long time ago 474 00:35:06,580 --> 00:35:08,580 Witcher 3 is very cheap in the Steam set at the moment 475 00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:11,380 It's like two quid. I've got it. I'm fucking 476 00:35:12,420 --> 00:35:15,980 I was thinking about trying to platinum Elden Ring, but I don't know what that entails 477 00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:20,660 I think you have to finish it like three times and get all the endings, which I'm not sure I want to do 478 00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:23,380 I did think about platinum it 479 00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:29,100 I think I got all the endings. Yeah, I did think I did end up getting them all 480 00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:33,300 I don't think I don't think anything will define boulders gate 3 481 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:35,780 Not even boulders gate 4 because it won't be made by Larian 482 00:35:35,780 --> 00:35:38,900 So yeah, I don't ever see that BND frowned 483 00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:43,300 I mean obviously I told you me and me and Darryl began our multiplayer 484 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:48,820 Campaign of boulders gate 3. I haven't played it for a long time 485 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:53,220 So I was quite happy to jump on and fucking 486 00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:56,260 Start it with with 487 00:35:56,260 --> 00:35:59,460 The multiplayer aspect and it it's very very fun 488 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:00,820 It's very fun 489 00:36:00,820 --> 00:36:06,260 Very very fun. It's very fun just like us playing D&D because it's not just your own 490 00:36:06,980 --> 00:36:08,900 Mind that's fucking running through the game 491 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:13,060 You've got someone else causing absolute chaos and the geyser just wants to fucking kill everything 492 00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:15,620 He wants to kill everything and fuck anything that he can fuck 493 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,260 and it it 494 00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:21,700 I'm embracing the chaos because at the same time like 495 00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:27,060 Even down to to to minute things like with the the brain 496 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,060 I mean 497 00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:34,100 Thing at the beginning in a nautiloid or whatever it is into the fucking look at you pulling out nautiloid 498 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:36,180 I'm I'm impressed 499 00:36:36,180 --> 00:36:38,740 You know where where it like sprouts legs and stuff like that 500 00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:43,300 And when you first pick it up and you like get the option whether you can mutilate it or if you can like set it 501 00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:46,040 Down or whatever, but when you play multiplayer 502 00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:47,940 um 503 00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:53,700 When someone enters a cutscene like that the other person can if it's not a major cutscene 504 00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:59,140 The other person can listen in on that and then basically they see what you're seeing 505 00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:04,500 Otherwise they can just run around and then your person's just fucking standing there doing whatever they would be doing in a cutscene 506 00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:06,420 um 507 00:37:06,420 --> 00:37:08,420 But you can also suggest 508 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,940 dialogue 509 00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:15,060 So it comes up with the options and then you can you can pick one and it'll be like the stinky log suggested 510 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,700 this um 511 00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:20,260 And yeah, uh 512 00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:25,300 Darrell made us try and mutilate the fucking thing straight away. He was like mutilate it 513 00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:30,980 Mutilate or before that when you have to get the brain out of the skull and it comes up with like all these different options 514 00:37:31,300 --> 00:37:35,860 One of them was just crack like break the skull and he's like break it break the skull 515 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:38,580 And obviously failed all of the roles 516 00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:40,100 um 517 00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:42,100 But yeah, just very fun. Very very fun 518 00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:44,580 um 519 00:37:44,580 --> 00:37:48,420 Well, I can't join that now because you've already started it. Yeah. Yeah, you can how does that work then? 520 00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:51,220 How do I just join a game that's already apparently? 521 00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:55,220 um if if I invite you to a campaign so 522 00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:58,260 If I if I start a server and then invite everyone 523 00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:04,020 We all make a character and then you can either pick an origin character or you can create your own character 524 00:38:04,580 --> 00:38:05,540 um 525 00:38:05,540 --> 00:38:09,700 As far as i'm aware if we've already begun the campaign and then I invite you 526 00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:17,460 Part way through the campaign. The only difference is that you can't pick an origin character to be you you have to make your own character 527 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:19,700 um, and then I believe 528 00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:23,140 You just join my camp 529 00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:26,020 And then I have to come and get you I think 530 00:38:26,820 --> 00:38:27,700 Oh 531 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:29,700 I think that's how it goes 532 00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:34,580 I didn't know you could do that. Yeah, so you so so you just have to make a character basically 533 00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:39,300 I'll invite you and then it'll prompt you to make a character and then we'll see what happens. Um 534 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:41,620 And then 535 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:45,140 I believe as the host I'm I can play without everyone 536 00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:47,140 Um because it will just 537 00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:50,100 I'll basically take control of everyone's characters 538 00:38:50,820 --> 00:38:55,620 Um, but you wouldn't be able to play that server without me because i'm the one with the so far 539 00:38:56,660 --> 00:39:01,380 All right, is m is darrell's mic all right, or is it charlotte with the darrell's shinnos though? 540 00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:05,620 It's not the not the worst mic in the world, but it's also not the best 541 00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:10,020 I mean don't get me wrong. You're pissing me off with it though because it's a wireless fucking 542 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,640 playstation headset so that 543 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,640 Over here. Well that's coming 544 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:14,960 Yeah 545 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:22,560 That cunt was joining the fucking party and then disappearing for a whole five minutes because he hasn't realized that he disconnected from the party 546 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,960 And then reconnecting disconnecting reconnecting disconnecting and then he'd fucking join 547 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,320 And then he'd fucking read 548 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,960 And it's like fucking hell 549 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:37,680 Jesus, but we sorted it. He's not a natural gamer. Is he we sorted it out? 550 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:44,000 Sort it out and he's fucking raring for it. We'll be we'll all be even more raring for it tomorrow when we're fucking playing actual dnd 551 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,600 He's um 552 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:52,400 Has he played it before this is his first time his first time he's never played it prior 553 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:57,840 He's not played any single player on it or nothing. No, yeah, I believe this is his first his first crack 554 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:03,600 He's doing the first one multiplayer. That's mad or he played like five minutes of the first one, but no 555 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,760 I think this might be 556 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:10,960 Um, I don't think he's got as far as we've got now, which is just the ship crashing 557 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,280 um 558 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:17,520 But yeah, because he was humming and harring about buying it because he said months ago 559 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,320 That he was interested in getting it. I was like fucking hell really 560 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:25,280 I think that might have been before we'd even played dnd where it might have been just after um 561 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,680 And he was like, yeah, i'm i'm interested in getting it. I was like jesus christ fair enough 562 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,600 um 563 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,600 and then I think it was 564 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:40,480 I I think I then got it for the playstation and then realized how much better it is on playstation than it is on pc 565 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:45,280 And I think I was egging him saying no fucking get it like it's so good 566 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:49,840 Um, and then it was the other day when he sent in a fucking like a mobile 567 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,720 game 568 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:53,920 like 569 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:59,280 Everquest or some shit like that and it was basically like a boulder's gate but for for the for your phone 570 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:04,880 And I was like stop fucking looking at phone games to fucking feel the voice buy the games buy the game 571 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:12,080 So he did he pulled the bullet beat the bullet bought like the fucking collector's edition thing or the the ultimate edition or whatever 572 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:16,000 So spent however much that is like 70 80 quid or some shit 573 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:17,840 um 574 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,840 And then yeah, we're good to go 575 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,840 It's great. He loves it. He's made a dwarf naturally because he's about four foot in real life 576 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,840 What have you done dwarf as well? No, I made a um 577 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:34,080 I even made a human or a half elf. I can't remember but I made a very very attractive for for darrell's 578 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,520 sake 579 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:40,080 I made a very you're gonna try and fuck him. Well, I figured i'd make a character that he would like to look at 580 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:46,960 So it was either that I was gonna make some really horrible fuck ugly thing, but I thought well i've got to look at it as well 581 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:52,400 So i'll make i'll make i'll make a pretty lady and so I did and I called her titany 582 00:41:52,400 --> 00:42:01,920 This is fantastic darrell loves her this is there it goes of course he fucking does 583 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,280 But I just know 584 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,280 I just know the um 585 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,520 The campaign is gonna be 586 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,340 Fucking hell it's gonna be absolute pandemonium 587 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:18,480 Because I don't know the minute that we reach that first village it gays is just gonna be trying to fucking kill everyone 588 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:24,560 You know, I mean, it's basically gonna do a you playthrough and just let everyone die. That's not what happened 589 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:29,120 It's never we're never gonna agree on this which is fine 590 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,400 But rain's story was a tragic tale 591 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:38,320 All right, and i'm happy that it went the way it did obviously mistakes were made 592 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:42,480 But they they were mistakes you killed all the companions. I didn't 593 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,960 I did not 594 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,600 Kill all the companions and when he were left 595 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,720 left 596 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:50,720 two 597 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,400 No, i've been i've been through it i'll go through it again if you like 598 00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,400 I can't remember because he was so boring one of the guys 599 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,040 Attacked me when I started attacking the grove. He was like, oh you traitor 600 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:09,440 I was like you've been with me this whole time. You've heard every conversation i've had you knew this was coming 601 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:15,360 So he attacked me right so he is dead brown bread toast whatever you want to call it 602 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,360 It's a bit 603 00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:22,420 The vampire motherfucker a starian tried to fucking bite me while I was asleep 604 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:25,540 And the option come up to like attack him back 605 00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:28,580 I didn't think I was gonna stab him in the neck and he was gonna die 606 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:33,220 I just thought i'd like punch him or say no, he's dead not my fault 607 00:43:34,180 --> 00:43:36,660 The other one the fucking one with the horns 608 00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:42,660 She was like a she I got a mission to go kill her. I went to go and kill her 609 00:43:42,660 --> 00:43:44,660 I saw her 610 00:43:45,220 --> 00:43:48,180 I was like, that's the person i'm supposed to attack. So I just attacked 611 00:43:48,580 --> 00:43:50,740 I didn't know that I could interact with her 612 00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:55,780 So I killed her searched her and she had like all the stuff that companions have I was like 613 00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:59,540 Oh fuck that was a companion or possible companion. She's one of the best ones as well 614 00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:02,180 and then gale 615 00:44:02,820 --> 00:44:07,540 I can't remember what happened with him. Actually gale you you put out of the thing. Yeah the magic mirror 616 00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:10,660 Well, you don't even know what happened to gale. I can't remember what happened to him 617 00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:12,660 I asked to kill him for some reason or other 618 00:44:14,420 --> 00:44:15,860 That was probably a mistake as well 619 00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:20,100 But if if there is was one that I did on purpose it must have been gale 620 00:44:20,180 --> 00:44:22,740 But every other one was a complete accident or just happened 621 00:44:23,300 --> 00:44:24,260 um 622 00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:28,740 So yeah, and and you know, I was left with the two best anyway, shallow heart and the zell there it goes 623 00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:33,540 I want i'm looking forward to the next one because I want to I want to see what a starring is all about 624 00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:38,820 Bear in mind. He's got seven hours of dialogue. There's a youtube video of all his dialogue 625 00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:41,140 It's seven hours long just the starian 626 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,060 Yeah 627 00:44:43,060 --> 00:44:47,220 I've missed out on a lot and i'm happy with this because it means I get to play again 628 00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:52,740 And I get to play again and again and when mods come out I can play again and again and again. Yeah. Yeah 629 00:44:53,620 --> 00:44:59,400 Console mods on the plot. Oh, it's just gonna be just fill me up with stuff. Just make that game never-ending 630 00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:03,140 I want a menzo baranzan. I want I want to go into the drow city 631 00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:05,220 I want just all the mods if they do good mods 632 00:45:05,220 --> 00:45:09,460 I'll fucking buy a 12 grand computer and download all the mods for it. I don't care 633 00:45:09,620 --> 00:45:14,100 It's the best game ever made I think about it all the time. I dream about it 634 00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:19,540 I read books about it. I watch youtube videos about it. I buy merch for it 635 00:45:19,860 --> 00:45:25,220 I want to buy the statue, but it's so fucking expensive. I found you a cheap one 800 quid 636 00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:28,260 Yeah, exactly. I look for it every single day 637 00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:33,140 I look for it on ebay and see what prices they are. Have you looked for it today? Not today 638 00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:39,860 Oh, I looked yesterday as I do and and then I was looking for all the sold items and one went for 500 quid 639 00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:42,420 I mean, that's still terrible 640 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:44,500 But it also makes me 641 00:45:45,060 --> 00:45:48,180 There's still a lot of money. Yeah, but I still want it 642 00:45:48,420 --> 00:45:52,820 No, I can appreciate that you because I I just 643 00:45:54,260 --> 00:45:57,860 I just wish I'd known that I was gonna love this game as much as I 644 00:45:57,860 --> 00:46:05,860 Well, did you have an opportunity to get the collector's edition? Oh, yeah, they were on sale for fucking ages before they were like sold out 645 00:46:06,660 --> 00:46:10,420 But I didn't know that I was gonna love boulders gate three. I didn't fucking 646 00:46:11,460 --> 00:46:12,900 I didn't um 647 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:14,580 I didn't play boulders gate one or two 648 00:46:14,580 --> 00:46:20,420 I think I played boulders gate one, but I didn't really know what was going on and it was fucking years and years ago 649 00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:23,220 It's crazy in it the fact that 650 00:46:23,380 --> 00:46:24,820 You could have had it 651 00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:28,340 Yeah, and that's what breaks my heart if i'd known I was gonna love it like this 652 00:46:28,340 --> 00:46:31,220 It wouldn't have even been a fucking if this was eldon ring 653 00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:33,700 Do you know what I mean? And I knew that I would love it 654 00:46:33,780 --> 00:46:38,340 I would have gone bang have your fucking 200 quid or whatever it was. Look there's one on there 655 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:40,900 fucking boulders gate collector's edition 656 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,700 200 pound 657 00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:50,100 All items included are shown in the photos what i've seen missing the game key art book and figure 658 00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:54,500 And no dice. So what are you selling then brov the box? 659 00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:58,900 Do you know what I mean? Oh the box the map and the stickers 660 00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:04,500 200 quid box map and stickers for 200 quid. This is what I mean. I'm just like 661 00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:10,660 And the trouble is the longest goes on the rarer they're gonna be you know, I mean, I thought you said it then brov 662 00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:13,780 I don't understand. What are you selling dickhead? 663 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:18,340 You know what I mean? And then the deluxe edition that came out a while ago 664 00:47:18,340 --> 00:47:20,340 I could have bought that but 665 00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:24,980 I didn't really care for the stuff. I only want that statue. I want that statue more 666 00:47:25,540 --> 00:47:28,180 Than I want to live to 100. I don't care 667 00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:33,460 I would sacrifice if someone come down and went give me five years of your life and you can have the statue 668 00:47:33,460 --> 00:47:36,200 I'd like take them you had me fucking looking on vinted 669 00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:41,940 To see if see if anyone stupid had had had tried to fucking sell one 670 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:45,680 Boulders gate 671 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,680 Free 672 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,080 Statue 673 00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,080 I suppose that you 674 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:57,760 Mean Facebook marketplace ain't gonna fucking come through with the goods. Is it is it mate? 675 00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:02,240 I look on my wife's Facebook quite often and yeah, it never comes up 676 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:07,360 But that's the place you would find it for a decent price. It would be wouldn't it I've found 677 00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:14,240 Not on Facebook sales, but I found I think a disgruntled ex-girlfriend was selling her boyfriend's 678 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:16,320 Witcher 3 statue once and I bought that 679 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:21,280 I've still got that these collectors edition of uh gerald fighting a griffin 680 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,720 I've got that in a box on the wardrobe. How much did that cost you? Not a lot 681 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:32,400 No, it was like 60 quid or something, but that's worth like probably at least a one or 150 maybe maybe more. I don't know 682 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,680 But once again, it's just another thing that don't come out of the box 683 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,800 Nice and secure and safe like mesmer 684 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,160 Although I did open the box of mesmer and I had a good look at him 685 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,800 And then I shut that box and put it back. Have you taken him out of the box? 686 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:49,200 I know they want to touch him. I don't want to break him. He's so fucking cool though 687 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:54,000 I was looking at his soul yesterday and I wanted to duplicate it because I want both of these things 688 00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:59,520 But i'd have to reset my whole build because none of I haven't got the stats because his faith of course his faith 689 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,000 Everything was faith. I know 690 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,760 Everything was all of the cool weapons were fucking faith and they were really fucking cool 691 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:12,720 I was like i'm not swapping over the faith. I don't want to use faith. Fuck off. I don't want to thank you 692 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:19,200 Same everything. I I nothing I was finding was intellect or intelligence or whatever. No agreed agreed 693 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:24,080 But have you found everything definitely not no, definitely not but everything I found was fucking faith 694 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,800 Which is not what i'm using 695 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:35,120 So that's that we're gonna go and do the patreon then hell to the fucking yeah, here's another episode of it 696 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:39,680 I'm running out of wallpapers to fucking post on instagram to say that we've done an episode 697 00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,160 Oh, no 698 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,760 It's a me problem and a me problem only that is what it is 699 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:49,280 um 700 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:55,840 So yeah, we're gonna go and do the patreon episode patreon.com forward slash. What's the buttons where the good content is where the good content is 701 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,920 Where we just sit there not knowing what's all that? 702 00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:03,760 Okay, tune in. Right. See you later, everyone. Oh