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yesterday I had a sit-down wee I often have sit-down wees I only really have

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sit-down wees at home yep and as I did a wee a bit of poo come out that's never

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happened to me before here we go I specifically thought I would save this for the Patreon

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but that has never happened what do you mean well you I sat down to do a wee

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I'm in a conundrum here because do I want another episode that's centered

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around your fucking bowel movement this is solely just this little bit okay you

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got you have you have it is 40 seconds in you have until it says 2.30 it's more

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enough I've pretty much done already okay I sat down on the toilet to do a

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sit-down wee I pushed out to do a wee yep and as I we'd poo come out my bum a

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lot or a bit not loads but enough to be like I did not know there was about to

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be a shit mm-hmm and that is the end of the story my concern is what's happened

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my bowels are gone I think I think you're getting old you know yeah I'm

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losing control my bowels aren't I maybe you should get your prostate checked out

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yeah nah aren't you at the age where you should be looking to get that sort of

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add a little finger up the arse my wife checks it again I suppose she's a nurse

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I wonder if you could get her to check it for you she wouldn't know what she's

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checking you don't think so because they got to go in and like don't they go in

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and then like to the left a geezer at work and it done a little while ago yeah

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yeah well about a month ago actually oh you didn't off get yourself worked up

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over it did he because you had to have a finger up the arse by another geezer

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yeah so yeah that's the end of the story okay record timing but yeah just for

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I'd let you know there you go this is where I do my toilet dumps yeah yeah

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you yeah is but you're interested in or you're personally interested in my I

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find it hilarious I said to my wife yesterday she went oh your hair looks

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nice this is before I had it cut yeah and I said I said yeah I washed it

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myself she went you washed your hair she's like but it's wash day tomorrow

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fucking hell I wash your hair I think you're a bit upset I was to myself I was

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like but baby I've done some really dirty work this week I've told her to

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wash my hair I've told a lot of people about this scenario the fact that you

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don't use soap until Friday I've told a lot of people thanks and I always cover

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it by saying but he doesn't smell or look dirty so I say I don't understand

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how it works because if I don't shower for two days I'm smelling definitely my

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bollocks are stinking they're probably smelling now and I've had a shower this

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morning so I just don't understand exactly how it works and every single

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person my Nana that I've spoken to about it I always do say I go you don't it

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ain't dirty but he's only washing technically once a week but Steph's

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sister's husband he's a very athletic human being he runs like every day and

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like professional issue like he's proper athlete type shit and his idea of having

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a quick wash is just having a shower with just water whereas my idea of a

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quick wash is I won't wash my hair I'll wash everything else because it's

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quicker I just don't get it I really don't understand it but if it's working

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for you it's working for you I just needed to get that out there no that's

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fine we all know my reasons we understand them let's not fill the podcast

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up with it no but you know I washed my hair this week and I'm gonna wash it

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tonight so it's gonna get two washes fantastic which is crazy but shoulders

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on it twice yeah I just think well don't smell because I'm still washing with

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water and I'm still using deodorant okay and aftershave and at the end of a work

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day I might go only if I lift my armpits up and go oh yeah a little bit smelly

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never like oh that's disgusting maybe you're not just odor I'm just not a really smelly person I don't think I am

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there's definitely some people that we work with that smell like absolute shit

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for sure absolute shit you know I have a t-shirt with our work logo on that I

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can't wear no more because it just stinks it's one of them it gets washed

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and I put it on for an hour and it stinks like it all comes back to the

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surface I've got a couple of t-shirts where they're old but I can't bring

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myself to throw them away and if I wear them they're like t-shirts that I wore

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like every day when I was BMXing so it's like they've been they've been

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sweated in and it's like if I if I wear them same as that in an hour I'll just

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be sweating for no reason I'm not doing anything I'm just sweating it's like the

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t-shirts brought it out of me yeah so I've had to throw that away because even my

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wife said to me you don't ever smell like that I've never smelt you mm-hmm

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like she's never smelt me smell bad so that is not like a normal smell because

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I just don't smell I'm not that sort of person but nevertheless let's move on

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from my uh ash has assigned hi Jane Vader Funko pop I have I have

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engrossiated him in introduced him inducted him into the world of groomed me

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we've gone full circle it was Steph and yourself that truly got me it was Steph

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that got me my first ever Funko pop and try and tried to get me into collecting

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Funko pops and I think it was a collective between the two of you of

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introducing me into the collecting world of Funko pops and now much like how it

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happened with Elden ring I overtook you and have now introduced you into a higher

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up into a higher being of the thing that you introduced me to originally

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ironically you have become the Darth Vader of Funko pops because the

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apprentice has become the master it's fantastic it's absolutely fantastic

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you've got your hard stack you've got your fucking little little card

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certificate to say it this is real and then your signature and it's a good

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signature I will never need another signed object in my life that's more

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than enough for me I've got my hero signature I got my two heroes Eminem and

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Eminem and Hayden Christensen that's all I need I've done completed we went to

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the Star Wars celebration and Ash was fucking in regret about not paying the

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ridiculous price to get a photograph or a signature from Hayden Christensen and

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I feel like we both tried to nullify that by saying look he wanted 250 big

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ones to just fucking be in the presence of him you can get his signed shit on

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eBay for 250 quid I would say that he didn't want that I would say that is

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what they were charging yeah I don't think because if he if you see him out

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in the street and I've read post about it he's not one to go no no I'm not

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sorry yeah he ain't seeing that 250 per person that's the fucking venue that's

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charging that because they know they can and they know that like they always say

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Star Wars fans will pay whatever they fucking want because they're stupid when

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it comes to money they will spend whatever they want as long as it's got

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Star Wars slapped on it and obviously Hayden Christensen is the godfather so

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when we pick that up for a hundred pounds less than what we should have

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fantastic it's a fantastic pop to be on your first list if you just look at that

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part how much does that pop on his own I don't know exactly so we take the price

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of the pop away let's have a little look sees continue talking because it's from

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the Clone Wars isn't it no this is from the one can open sorry you know yeah

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that's from the Clone Wars at Darth more Darth more was yeah I apologize um yeah

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okay so that Funko pop is about 23 quid on eBay pre-owned so yeah I'd say yes on

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loads of websites 22 quid this all out of stock this one's 27 pounds so we'll call it

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20 quid to be fucking conservative about it so yeah about 110 pounds for the

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signature them Jason real decent fantastic it's an incredible first Funko

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pop to have as a signed one really really fucking good when they still now

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and I have looked it's the only one I've seen that's been signed hmm so hmm so

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have a look on the subject we still still can't see one I've even wrote in

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the exact number of it still no side ones I'll be the only one in the world

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we didn't talk about days gone in the know yes I did mean to touch on that

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yeah yeah cuz you've played it haven't you not only have I played it you

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platinum I've platinum well I much like how you and me had a thing going with

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God of War where I hadn't played it properly and you were like what the fuck

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are you doing and then I've played it properly I'm like oh my god what the

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fuck was I doing me and Mark have the same thing but with days gone because

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mark has mark platinum dip or is he just completed it I can't remember one of the

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two but he's always said it's an extremely underrated game and when I've

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I've tried to play in the past so obviously it's a free game on PlayStation

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part of that collection thing so it was already in my library it was very cheap

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on steam so I bought it and was playing it on the Steam Deck and Mark was like

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try playing it on PlayStation instead well I tried ages ago so like sort of

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not long after it come out and I played about an hour and went no this isn't for

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me and I never knew why and then I played on the Steam Deck while I was in

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Ireland and I was like it's not that bad I was like this is I'm quite enjoying

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this so downloaded it again on the PlayStation because I was like from an

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enjoyment point of view I'm gonna enjoy it more on the PlayStation than I am on

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the Steam Deck I just am Steam Deck's big I don't know how to explain it when

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you're playing even though it's still a controller setup it feels quite big the

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analog sticks are a bit finicky and I'm really enjoying it I'm really enjoying

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it it's it seems like a lot of fun and I can't really I saw someone talking about

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it saying someone recently on the PlayStation group completed it and said

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they can't understand how it won no awards and didn't even have a sniff at

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Game of the Year let me tell you why gone because it came out at the same

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time as another very very big game I'm gonna hazard a guess and I'm probably

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gonna be wrong but I'm pretty sure it came out around the same sort of time

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as Red Dead Redemption 2 so by default it's getting compared to that shit yeah

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maybe I don't know when it actually come out I don't know who it would come out

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alongside with because did it have a rocky other than that did it have a

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rocky release yeah there was a few bugs it weren't perfect but it it really is a

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fucking great game mmm I loved it I literally loved it like really loved it

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and I was also I remember because mmm oh my being God of War it came out ah

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maybe that would that might it might be I can't remember but it came out at the

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same point as as another big game and I remember getting dragged over the coals

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for it but I think it's fantastic it's underrated as fuck always raved about it

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nothing's been done like it since or before but I can think of and yeah just

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really scratches that zombie apocalypse itch you know you're going around

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scavenging fucking suppressors out of cars and is scratching my last of us

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itch it's no by nowhere near the same type of game but already I'm getting

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quite attached to the characters can I ask where you're up to really really not

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far that game goes on a lot longer than you would think it does yeah no I'm

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really not far I am just out of the fucking camp at the beginning have you

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faced the horde yet no you haven't even experienced those Gongies yeah exactly

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that's where the game is exactly when I when I say that my first couple times

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trying to play it were minimal they were minimal really fucking minimal so I'm I

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have I've got my crossbow and I have boozer I've got to go back to a radio tower and

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clear it out of those people with the fucking scars on them and the bull

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geezers yeah the year the year the things yeah those people the people that

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burn so I've been in the camp and that get the mechanics fucking parted out my

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bike and has given me a new one but it's shit and that's pretty much where I'm

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at because what happened was I was playing it this morning got to that

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point because I only played like an hour not even that and it was still

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downloaded because I put it in rest mode to download but it never finished the

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fucking download oh my god there's another game that we haven't spoken

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about yet we'll get to that and you know what I'm on about before I even said

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surprise that you haven't spoken about it and the game hadn't fully downloaded

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so I was in that camp received my fucking brand new but old bike and it

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wouldn't let me progress because I hadn't finished downloading and then

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literally as I as it finished and I loaded it back up you texted me saying

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I'm on my way I was like right turn that off set the pod up we're good to go but

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I'm I mean I'm looking forward to it I think I'm gonna really enjoy it this

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time because it just it just feels nice man especially battering those little

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fucking running around things whatever they're called the children's zombies the

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children's zombies of a baseball bat just smacking their heads in it's

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fantastic behavior I don't think I don't think you'll finish it you don't think

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just don't think you've got the the staying power for games that long these

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days I'm very heavy into World Warcraft at the moment you got no chance very

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heavy no chance but you'll enjoy what you do play of it thank you but I'll

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give it a good old crack there's there's pits in the game that I'm just like I

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did basically play this way there's there's like a last of us moment in it

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where you think oh this is the end and then you're like what oh my god so yeah

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you enjoy it man yeah it's a very good game and it has to be if I'm gonna play

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them it they're my rules yeah I have to love the game and I did and I do and

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the one of the biggest travesties of the 20th century is that there is no days

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the days gone sequel and there won't be yeah cuz I can't it didn't I yes only

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said no but it's mental because their fans even now you see on Twitter daily

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days gone to please everyone wants days gone to because it's one of them there's

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not many of them but there's enough to there's enough to shout about where

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critically ridiculed but consensualized by the consumer as this is great hmm you

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know it's one of them cult classics that all the people that play it love it but

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critically people don't and it's like well we're the ones that buy it make

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another one yeah you're paid to scrutinize it but we don't agree with

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you so shut up yeah basically everyone loves days gone man everyone great game

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great game I hope you do finish it's really fucking good I hope I do as well

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because I've also got that little niggle of like got the God of War DLC still

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haven't done so I need to download there's so many other things where it's

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like a punk yeah I want to get it done but at the same time it's like I can't

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be asked because there's just so much shit right now I am playing call of duty

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war zone Diablo 4 mm-hmm kingdom come deliverance and Daisy and I am playing

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all four of them simultaneously get that in your head mental mental in it I've

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completed the Diablo 4 battle pass fantastic got my character to level 75 I

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think done a tier 100 nightmare dungeon in the highest world tier I got myself

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into the highest world tier on my own right on my own you weren't there Kyle

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we didn't need shitty decks and fucking bad advice he's done it on his own

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useless decks you're this rubbish yeah so I'm there's a I want to play God of

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War because the main reason I'm playing like before and I want to get spoiled

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because there's a lot of story stuff in this important and I don't want to get

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spoiled by that so I need to get that done at ASAP I want to play side punks I

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haven't finished Phantom Liberty and they're dropping a massive update again

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which is mental because they said they were done obviously not I think the

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reception and their sales are probably gone hold on maybe let's try and milk it

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a bit more yeah but it's free so are we milking it or just making it better make

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it better more more more please and also interesting enough there's another game

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on my mini games in my horizon I want to play Mortal Kombat one place by man

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there's a game a geezer at work plays and I've been I'm in an hour and about

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it for a while and it's cross playing he said he would help me ease me into it

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sounds up my street looks up my street but I'm scared it's a multiplayer game

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similar to Daisy it's got dinosaurs in it it's called Ark, Ascended the new

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remake of the thing and it looks great plays really well on PlayStation I can

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play with him on PC you can teach me stuff one thing that's really put me off

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he told me a tale the other day he was in his base he bought two loot box

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things you can buy I don't know where you buy them from if he's in the game or

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online I don't fucking know he was open in his loot boxes someone snuck up behind

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him and killed him but he'd open his loot boxes that geezer now has the items

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that he just opened that he paid for do you know how angry I'd be you'd be

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fuming I paid real money for that yeah and this has been stolen from you but he

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said that he only does that like once every wipe so once every wipe he'll buy

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some stuff just to get a head start and get going and then he would build up and

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looks really cool you can like tame your own dinosaurs breed your own dinosaurs

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ride them use them in battle the thing I've always seen loads of shit about Ark

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Survival and I've always had the same for every single clip of it that I've

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seen and I've always thought this looks janky as fuck and the UI looks

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absolutely disgusting but there must be something to it because so many people

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play it but it looks so it looks so incredibly underdeveloped but at the

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same time so crazy in-depth much like Daisy graphically it looks fucking

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horrendous but it's so in-depth and Ark Survival not ascended Survival I've

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always thought has looked fucking janky do you know I just remembered mmm it's

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not gonna really affect you too much yours is gonna be really boring

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nevertheless you can do you know how Spotify do their wrapped yeah yeah

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let's I'll read mine out for you I was gonna send it to the other day mine is

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a bit boring well it would be because you don't play the fucking PlayStation

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yeah a little keyboard warrior sorry

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pardon me here we go pressing the let's find out button I have already looked at

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it in 2023 how many games do you think I played 67 44 I was close what was the

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first game I played in 2023 Hogwarts legacy fortnight first of the first

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twenty twenty three days day game I was playing fortnight here we go again here

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are your big hitters of 2023 so there's five positions here number one what do

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you think is number one mmm it's warzone correct call of duty

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hundred and fifty eight hours from warzone yep number two number two cyber

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punk destiny destiny she's you should have known that's what for twenty

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twenty three you played a fair chunk I played it 108 hours fuck I'm like oh

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yeah cuz I platinum did this year so yeah third on the list go on guess oh

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guess sorry um cyberpunk this time I'm gonna tell you some parts not this

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list okay another guess okay so third so we've got call of duty

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daisy no no Diablo for Diablo for 102 hours yeah number number four surely

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daisy daisy yeah 76 hours mm-hmm number five number five what's after daisy then

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fortnight boulders gate boulders gate free 66 hours yeah well I think it's

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more than that personally but then their statistics and we'll go with them my

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gaming style is gunslinger I spent 47% of my game time lining up shots and

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making them count down for low mind up now and I yes you are my year in play

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let's look at what you've got up to month by month okay so January I played

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Star Wars Battlefront 2 47 times for 34 hours February I played Hogwarts legacy

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in 68 sessions mm-hmm 60 hours March I played destiny 2 for 61 sessions and 94

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hours okay and April I played destiny 2 for 57 hours in 50 gaming sessions which

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doesn't make sense because that would mean I had like 150 hours in destiny and

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I don't think it said that yeah my 76 gaming sessions on cod 67 hours logged

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June Diablo for 45 sessions 96 hours July I'm gonna stop reading now July was

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daisy mm-hmm August was daisy September was boulders gate

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October was cod November was cod December has been Diablo no the next

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slide is huh here's some games you should try nothing this year this is an

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interesting one you played how many hours what for this year for 2023 did we

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not do that at the beginning even says my favorite controller yeah but did we

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not do that at the beginning no all in all how many hours oh all in all on the

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PlayStation mm-hmm 900 and something not bad 880 hours not bad at all I spent

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eighty two point eight four percent of game time playing 28 games on my

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PlayStation 5 I earned 248 trophies they sent they sent everyone's done this rap

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stuff it's quite cool my social star is squad hero I put 295 hours in with the

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squad multiplayer man yourself I earned 19 digital collectibles and 2713 points

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which is great because I use them to get vouchers which I love and the final

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thing is Sharon compare your memories so that's that's it and you got free other

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very insightful scary I'll need to get a life very insightful not compared to

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some other people that me and mark have seen fuck me there's some serious shit

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there should we do mine see the comparison let's go so whoa you sure

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spice things up with heaps of variety I played 26 games not bad 26 games my

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first game of 2023 no man square no the quarry okay yeah which yeah on the

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second second agenda the quarry was what I played first and then we've got here

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are my big hitters so number one Hogwarts legacy it was Hogwarts legacy

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with a total of 109 hours spent on Hogwarts legacy number two stray shit

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yeah forgot about straight no cuz stray was a very short game when it's like six

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hours number two was cyberpunk oh yes number two was cyberpunk with a total

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hours spent of 59 hours number three I don't remember you I don't really know

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you only games you play rocket League Assassin's Creed Mirage Wow 28 hours

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spent playing that oh yeah I'm surprised this didn't make it on your list to be

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fair but well actually no by the numbers I'm not surprised number four

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mmm battlefield remnant to oh yeah 27 hours of course and then our lists are

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extremely different and then the final one number five you won't get it so tell

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me Dead Island 2 I didn't even know you played that 20 hours completed it in

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our fantastic game really enjoyed it very short I played a lot dying light to

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actually yeah that's very good yeah very different great your game in total I'm a

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thrill seeker you spent 58% of your game time on the edge of your seat don't know

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what that I don't know what that means the quarry I was loving it so what you

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got month by month so game of the month for me was the quarry was that for yeah

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January and then game of the month obviously Hogwarts legacy for that for

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February and March Dead Island 2 was April and May Final Fantasy was June

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how is that not on my list that's mental Final Fantasy was June but I only put in

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15 hours cyberpunk in July August September Assassin's Creed Mirage in

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October dead by daylight in November and then that was it I've got nothing for

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December so far rocket league and fucking probably yeah and the other game

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that goes by those gone frills take a bucket oh no I'm not interested in you

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I don't want your recommendations so this year you played how many hours be

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modest 280 324 Jane too bad considering I spend most of my time on my laptop

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still managed to sink in quite a decent amount of hours I'd like a World of

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Warcraft wrapped absolutely ridiculous you spent 91.9 8% of your game time

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playing 18 different games what else we got in 2023 you earned 192 trophies too

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bad six of which were gold

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silver nothing wrong with that I'm not a trophy man your social style is party

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animal you really partied up with ten parties this year Wow you earn 12

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digital collectibles and earn 1051 points why did we all get the Marvel

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spider-man it's not I didn't play spider-man it's not bad it's not bad it's

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um it's a voucher oh you have to redeem that voucher hell divers to you how odd

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you see how much them earbuds are as well 200 quid yeah nothing for them

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fucking pulse explore wireless earbuds pulse explore my ass I'd like to hear

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everyone else is wrapped if anyone else is listening yeah let us know your hours

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man be interesting Sam did you see as guards wrath to as cards are off to

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something like that it's called no VR game no RPG it's getting ten out of tens

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across the board everywhere everyone's got nuts for it rough too I think it's

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called as God yeah I know nothing about it other than fact it's a VR game and

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everyone's going mental about it just like a Mortal Kombat but attacking

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people I've no idea VR is so not my thing now me either but it just blows my

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mind that a VR game is actually good that's mental to me four point seven

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stars on the meta store which is what's it what's it out on met as guards wrath

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to review by IGN is 10 out of 10 I IGN is one of those weird ones where I don't

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know how I don't trust big reviewers are that I only really trust the

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independent reviewers now so Metacritic has fucking ill 93 that's mental man

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it's mental 93 meta score universal acclaim based on 10 critic reviews IGN

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gives it a hundred game run gives it 90 that's crazy meta quest has got 93 says

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the hundred from IGN as God as guards wrath to is the full-fledged VR open

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world RPG I've always wanted to play and for that matter it's one of the best

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RPGs in any perspective I've played in years with four unique characters and

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stories fantastic fantastic and satisfying combat intricate and

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rewarding RPG systems a great story and an entire rogue like dungeon crawling

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mode thrown in just to show off this masterpiece completely nails almost

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everything it tries much of which has never been pulled off in VR the meta

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quest freeze killer app has arrived and even after more than 90 hours throwing

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squids at gloriously shredded lizards and whipping across gaps I'm still

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eager to jump back in shame that none of us have any VR nor are we interested in

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any VR whatsoever but step in the right direction that is a very good step in

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the right direction as far as they call it one of the best RPGs in a long time

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and RPGs are my favorite games I'm just looking at a quick bit of fucking

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gameplay from IGN and it I won't lie it doesn't look like anything that I've

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actually seen I'm going through images it looks cool but the thing is I don't

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like about VR is you're not walking about are you is it not like that weird

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little point and click and move I want to be able to like walk no the the point

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and click and move was was not adopted by a lot of a lot of them is to aid in

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motion sickness but most games you move around with the thumbsticks so you move

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now yeah most VR games you move around with your thumbsticks so that makes it

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much more interesting because you got to remember a lot of the good so the the

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PS VR obviously had the motion controllers which were like the fucking

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baton things yeah most VRs did not adopt that style of controller most of them

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and pretty much all of them now have the they wrap over your hands okay we have

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to with an analog stick in either so you're you're holding it like that so

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you move around you've got buttons here and then buttons up here so it's a lot

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more comfy and then there's even ones now I think the meta quest one does it

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where it tracks your actual hands so you're not holding a controller it

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tracks your hand movements so what is meta quest meta quest is the head is the

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VR for what system meta sorry meta so it's not on a system no the system is

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the headset oh yeah Steph's cousin it's his own personal thing yeah Steph's

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cousin bought one when she was like not when she was last over the time before

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the meta quest 2 I think and it's a fully wireless headset with the two

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controllers and the games themselves download directly onto the headset so

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you buy them off of the meta store is this what is this meta quest 2 or 3 this

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one what is this this one that I'm looking at now is meta quest 3 the one

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that I've tried was meta quest 2 and I have I have to say it was a very very

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fun experience because there's no wires so you're not scared of fucking knocking

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into anything yikes it's expensive oh yeah yeah I'm not paying that how much

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is the meta quest 3 619 pounds mm-hmm yeah it's a lot of money it's a lot of

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money but you think I don't know the comparisons between the two and the three

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although hold on a minute meta quest 3 as guards raft 2 bundle 479 pound 98 so

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I'm gonna watch this on YouTube okay and I'm gonna see you're gonna sell your

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Xbox I'm gonna see if this tickles my pickle if my pickle is tickled

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consider the meta quest 3 so pickled the meta quest 2 what I played so obviously

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having the standard VR the PS VR headset was extremely uncomfortable and

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very buggy very annoying to use and just wires everywhere meta quest 2 has

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absolutely zero wires rather than it being a hard plastic shell the the whole

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headset obviously the actual VR bit is obviously plastic however the rest of it

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was elasticated so it would so you would just stretch it over your head and then

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boom it fits in and actually snugged around your whole vision perfectly

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whereas the PS VR it left gaps underneath so the lights still got in and

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it kind of ruined the immersion a bit one of the very cool bits about the

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meta quest 2 which a lot of VR headsets do now because I don't think they were

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the pioneers of it is scanned the entire room so when you were playing a game if

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you stepped out of your zone that it sets rather than you being blind it

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would give you a black and white image of everything that's around that's very

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so you can see everything so you can continue doing what you're doing without

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bumping into anything it also unlike the VR the PS VR the tracking from the

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headset all of the tracking was done by the headsets and the controllers whereas

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the PS VR you had to set up a motion bar thing that would track so if you weren't

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positioned properly it wouldn't track it properly whereas the meta quest you're

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free to move around wherever you want because the headset has got a 360 thing

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that's tracking the controllers so it doesn't matter where you move it's it's

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locked in I'm pretty sure with the with the meta quest free like I say it's

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either that one or a different one where it's able to scan the entire room that

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you're in and give you a playing field so it knows exactly where every single

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little thing is so you don't have to worry about bumping into anything it

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knows where it is and like I say it tracks your hands so you've now rather

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than got a controller you've got your hands which it will now track your

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finger movements and everything like that so in it coming from PS VR to use

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in that meta quest the only downside to the meta quest is obviously because it's

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fully wireless the battery operator operated so it only lasts I think it's

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still lasting for quite a while I think it was like six hours or something like

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that there's quite a for VR terms is quite a big fucking gap by that point

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you're wanting to take a break anyway the difference between the two and now

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that that is progressed so much further from when I last played VR but just at

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that point the distance the gap between the PS VR and the meta quest was fucking

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huge incredible very very nearly made me buy one very nearly because I was like

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this is this is incredible because it is exactly how you'd want VR to be pick

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the fucking headset on pick it up put it on your head no adjusting no nothing

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press the on button here's the controllers see you later fuck off walk

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away I bought a Nintendo switch for Pokemon mainly Zelda though I bought Xbox

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for Starfield you're not gonna buy a meta quest for as good as very cool I'm

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interested I'm gonna do some YouTube research this evening and hope that I

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hate what I see because I do not want to spend that on myself but I am willing to

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for the podcast the only the only thing that puts me off the VR is from a

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longevity point of view I can't see myself finding any game that's on it at

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the moment which would make me want to continue put putting hours in and stuff

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like that like what I would love to have is something say like like a first-person

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game like Dead Island 2 or dead by that line dying like to or something like that

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but in VR at least it's an actual game game that you're progressing through

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story and stuff like that not sort of gimmicky but I think judging by what I'm

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saying the reviews speak for themselves and they yeah yeah that looks like a

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proper RPG with loads of cool shit yeah that looks good for me do we wrap it

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there yeah let's wrap it because I need to go and eat some onion rings heaven

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onion rings well crisps oh okay Jason right see you next week for the Santa

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special which is gonna be no different to any other one fucking ho ho ho

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bells oh my god oh row oh fucking Mary row