Hello everyone, it's the hundredth episode of what's the bones we've got nothing planned for it
Stick into our true nature. We're just gonna do nothing
And just carry on as usual because I didn't even know it was the hundredth until I turn up
Not that that would have changed things probably. Yeah, I thought last week was a hundred until I fucking went to post it
I was off shit. No, it was 99
So sorry if you are expecting something extravagant there's not going to be I know I know that we said
Especially on the patron side of things. I know that we said that we would we'd sort something out for a hundred of episodes
So what we decided to do is an episode
Yeah
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We're fucking busy men that work full-time and then do this shit on the sidelines
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Done after 20 that's mental though two years. Yeah, congratulations
It's been a cool journey to all of us in that great and then what a fantastic fucking hundred episode to
Well, what a great subject because I just know full well
That if we really really wanted to we could talk for hours and hours
About Elden Ring, but we're not going to we're gonna talk for an hour and a bit now
We're maybe a little bit more and then we'll
Go where the money is
Right. So are you getting on? I think that ordering is the best. Yeah adventure game ever made
I think this is the goat the best game of all time. I think I
Someone asked me
my mate Cam if
Elden Ring or
Shadow of the Earth tree which is best like which one's the better of the two and I said they're the same
I said how there is no better Lord of the Rings
You just think of Lord of the Rings trilogy as Lord of the Rings
All right, and I was like this is the same with Elden Ring. There is no DLC. This is just Elden Ring and
It is fucking phenomenal absolutely
I hate it. I absolutely hate it the
The final boss in this DLC is making me want to put my head through the telly. This is worse than millennia
I absolutely detest it and for that reason I cannot stop thinking about it. I
Cannot stop. I will not stop until it's done
Yeah, it's much like the Witcher with its DLCs then the witcher is in its entirety
There's a full package much like the shadow of the earth tree and Elden Ring is just it's just Elden Ring
Hmm, it's just it's just made the game bigger. Yeah, yes, and
My god for 30 odd quid
It's fucking well, it won't 30 odd quid for us though was it was 200
It didn't have to be
But yeah, there's there's there's single-player games that are shorter than this
Did you take the statue out the out of the box? Have you done have you taken Mesmer out?
I have opened the box. Yeah, I've looked directly at him
But you haven't taken him out. In his packaging. Yeah, and I got scared so I put him away
I tell you because he's in two bits
That's what scared me the the pole arm that he's got or the lance
is a
Yeah, is in two bits and I will tell you now
I was absolutely petrified putting that together because it is just a thin little metal pole and
When you're pushing it on it doesn't just push and click into place
You have to like twist it on and I was like, I'm gonna snap this
I'm gonna fucking snap it and I put it together
but it had
I'd put it I'd put it together, but there was a very very thin
Line where it hadn't quite met yet so you could just see the metal
Like pole or whatever and I was like I hate that that that needs to be closed further down
So I did push it a bit further down and closed the gap and it looked fantastic
And then I was like right take you apart and back in the box you go until I move house
And then you can come out wise decision very nice box. So the box when you open it up. It's fantastic
It opens like front with scenery and everything. It's great. And it's it's such a well detailed
Statue figure especially because obviously you're at the point where you're now fighting Mesmer and I
I when I when I
Fucking battered him. I didn't realize the area I was in was actually where he was going to be
So when I walked into the boss room and then the fucking and then the candles all fucking light up and then he's there
I was like fuck it's him. It's him. Oh
Obviously, there's gonna be some spoilers. We're only gonna talk about what I've been up to because Reese's like far beyond me
I'm at the end. He's at the end but
There will be no discussions on anything that I don't know
But there will be spoilers because obviously you might not be where I am. So yeah, I will
I'll talk a bit about the about the final boss, but I won't talk about who the final boss is and
And any of the move sets or anything like that. I'll
Simply say how fucking annoying
This boss is I absolutely detest it. However, I
Couldn't help myself and I won't I won't tell you
But I googled how many remembrance bosses there are because I just couldn't
contain myself and
I'm missing a fair amount of them
So I know full well that I've I've missed out at least half of this DLC
From the point that I'm at there's an entire area. I've discovered
Probably two-thirds of the map. There's one more map that I need to get to actually like to open up the whole area
But there's an entire section that I haven't even explored yet
And I know there's a few sections that I can see on the map, but I haven't I've got no grace sites of grace there whatsoever
so
It's big
Because it's the same size as limb grave. However, it's multi layered. So you got three layers to it
It's ridiculous. It's absolutely ridiculous
There's something so cool about being up in Mesmer's castle
It goes into the fucking clouds. Yeah, and then looking down and you can see like the fire Giants
Yeah, man
And then when you're back down there you look up and you can't even see where you was because it's like you see the spires
But it's just the new weapons as well. I ain't fucked with a man. I pick them up and I move along
I try and but I haven't got I haven't got the stats to wield anything apart from the weapon
I've got I thought about respect in a few times, but I love what I've got there. What are you running with?
Death's poker. Death's poker. You get it off of a you know them birds in is it Kaleid? Yeah
Big fucking birds. They fire that white fire. Yeah, that's what I do
I can I press L2 and it summons like that black ball of flame and then I press R1
And it just puts a strip of it and it just constantly burns them while they're on it or I press R2 and it explodes
And that's just I've just got mad intelligence mad
60 vitality 50 intelligence and then I think I've got like 50
Mind for mana or whatever it is and then that's it
I'm getting fucked. I'm just straight up fucking strength field. My health bar is almost at the other end of the fucking TV
I see your stats and I was doing it for Patreon. You got like 80 odd vitality or something mad. I think it's at 90 now 91
That's mental. You got 30 more bro. You got like a third more. And then what am I I got
I might have just over because I respect it a little bit because I've moved a lot of points
Into dexterity and because I had like 70 odd strength and I was obviously I'm using the star scourge great sword
I love that as my main main weapon. I love that. Do you know why I love that?
Because I I didn't realize the other day too. I went to the Bell lady thing and I was looking at the remembrance things
You silly been eating them. Yeah
I was looking at and I'll say that the that star scourge
And I was like, how's he got two of them? Oh, you fucking new game plus it then yes
You're so strong you got one in each hand. Well, you can have you can get two of them, but they split into two with just one
Oh do they? Yeah. Yeah, you you know when you hold down triangle you press R1 to change the stance of the weapon
It splits it into two. That's sick. Yeah, man. So you can have it as one. Yeah
Yeah, you can hold it as one
But obviously it does way more damage when you're holding it as two. So but the it obviously it's it's
weighed towards strength and decks and
intellect for like 15 or arcane one of the two for its special fucking cosmos bollocks
Does your your thing then it like gravitize them towards you? Yeah, it's what Radahn does. Yeah, you fucking you like
Scrape them together and like hold them out and scream and then that pulls everything in
And then you slam them down onto the ground and it just like fucking explodes
So like for aoe purposes and for just staggering things, it's fantastic because you fucking drag everything in
But I had I'd got I'd put my dexterity to the point where I could use the weapons effectively
Is it decks or strength? It's both deck strength and
Either intellect or arcane. I think it might be I can't remember
So I changed my strength down to 60 and then put my decks all the way up to 40
because
There's a weapon that you get almost at the very start of shadow of the earth tree and they're called the backhand blades
Yeah, they hold them back. Yeah, man. They are fucking nails. They are sick
The one where you press the button and it does yeah, man
I'm telling you they
I've used a fair amount of the other weapons and I just can't get used to them because I like what I like
But these fucking sword. Yeah, but these weapons they are they are my secondary weapons because some of these enemies if you want to doubt like the
The like the Knights that have the holy damage and shit like that that just fuck you up
These weapons are perfect for them because you can just fucking dash around them and shit like that and they're just so quick. I love them
Yes. Well
Here we go. Then I've mesmer has been slain. He's done it. He's dead. He's dead as a dodo. How many times did it take?
Not as long as I thought second phase is a fucker though, isn't it? I thought it was easier. Did you I preferred it because the
What it was like the second phase
When the snake comes down, I know if I unless he's doing the multi snake when the snake comes down
It can you hear me? It's very quiet. I don't know if I need to turn it. I can hear you. You want to turn yourself up. As long as this comes. I'm fine
As long as it's coming through on the thing. Yeah
Yeah, when that snake come down just the one singular head because the way my build is I like to
He's I think he was just super weak to the fire stuff. I was putting out. Yeah, because his health bar was when I first went in there
I got him down to almost half health on my first try just chugging him down man, but he doesn't sit still long enough
He's jumping about like a bellend
So like when the snake comes down, I know if I dodge that he comes out of that snake
So there's a moment when I dodged that I can just put that strip down. He just walks towards it walks the whole length of the fire
But that first phase bro, when he there's one move that I just couldn't I couldn't avoid it bro
He does like a millennia madness. Yeah, then he like he goes back the other way. Then he does that
Yeah, and I just where I'm locking on the the camera
You don't know which way you're going because he goes that way you go that way and then it just spazzes out a bit
so I had to keep like not locking on when I knew he was gonna do that move and diving through it and oh
God almighty, but yeah, no that that boss was not knowing
He was bad as the other main to that I did probably see it was so how many how many remembrances have you done?
Just the three I think three I've done I've done that horse fucker
Horse fucker, you know the horse dog fucking oh at the beginning
I don't know what you get you get his head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the first one you've made I hated him
I really liked and that was a cool fight man. It's cool. But he's so hard. Did you notice two people?
Yeah, there's one standing. Yeah, I didn't I did not notice that. It's like the big Chinese. Yeah, yeah, and to be a thing
Yeah, very cool. Yeah, he the problem with things like that is I can't see but with humanoids
I can see what they're trying to do. Yeah, we've monsters. He just twists and turns
I don't know when I'm supposed to be dodging divine beast or something. I can't tell when I'm sorry
Where's the damage coming from? Obviously when someone's swinging it with a sword, you know, you got a dodge the sword
Yeah, when someone's throwing their whole body at you. I'm like what part of I got a dodgy
Yeah, and what part is an attack and what parts him just moving? That's why I didn't like him
But then that fucking bitch with the swords or Elena
Yeah, I'm Rolana Rolana or something. She was fucking nails man. She's going straight to hell
She was nails. I've never fought a boss and got angrier than I have with her. When when she
it's not a second phase, but when you get her down to a certain point and then she ignites her weapons and just
Just millennia just fucking constantly fucking battering you and she doesn't give you a moment
No, I know breathe you try and get away to heal and she's on you. Yep. It's like she's programmed to attack when you heal
I was so incredibly happy that I because I it took me took me about an hour hour and a bit to kill her and
then after is when I started because I had done quite well with avoiding any social media to do with with the DLC and
Then sort of like a day into it. The video started popping up and then basically
Almost as soon as soon I saw one video when the DLC come out and it was the fucking final boss
So immediately I knew who the final boss was and I was like that's fucking it spoiled it
But at the same time like is what it is, but it was after I killed this bitch
Was when the video started coming through people just saying how difficult she is and how much they're struggling
I was like, thank fuck. I had I had an easy time because my mimic tear was just
Oh doing what he needs to do. I swear to god. Fucking honestly, I I would say I fought her at least a hundred times
Mm-hmm. She was just a fucker, but I was like level 105 or something man and and still now
I get to shop I think and Mesmer when he was doing his grab attack my full health
Oh that shit man. We put fucking stab the full health bar. I'm dead in one
How many school to tree fragments have you done though? What levels your line? Yeah, you got a bum up
You definitely got a bum the up for the I thought that was well high. Well caps out 20 didn't it?
I don't know 20s the the the limit of it. I don't know about the ashes
one but the because they they literally just done an update for them where they
Because obviously what they do is they increase your attack and then also mitigate the damage that you receive
So they've just done an update where they've made that more potent earlier on in the levels
And then watered it down the further on you get so in other words
Thanks very much. You can be yes a little bit more buffed at the lower end than the fucking as I start getting some
You start fucking you start fucking nerfing it. Well, well, no, no, no, you're you're at the lower end
So they made it better for you. It would be good
It would I think it's sort of like as you start hitting like the level 16 onwards is where it starts to
Say it would have given you an extra 50 attack. It'll now give you an extra 20
But you but you've received more earlier on so like with this last boss when I went in I was level mine was level 12
Getting fucked two shot three shot. I was banging my rune arc. So I was having even more health three four shots
I'm dead, but I'm talking like
this boss
What's so fucking annoying about it is way you just said Rolana Rolana
Whatever whatever a fucking name is didn't leave you alone. This boss is ten times worse
I don't know how a spell cast is supposed to get anything off of this boss. It's fucking impossible
So that's fun to me, but the but the combos where you're used to that almost four four attack
Like one two, three four and then you've got a minute to fucking fight back. This isn't the case
It's it's almost one two, three, four five six and then sometimes it's one two, three, four five six seven eight and it's just completely fucking
Random completely random. I hate it. I absolutely hate it
Hopefully they get nerfed before like redone did because I don't redone pre nerf and that was fucking horrific
This is this is I can 100% see why people are saying this is the toughest boss that they have ever created because it I
I like say I've got them down to a quarter health
So I know there's light at the end of the tunnel and that was before I started farming the school of tree fragments
I think I'm level 15 now or something like that. So I bumped it up a decent whack
So I know that I can get there, but I'm not joking. I
Am a summoner. Okay. I will once that fucking gravestone comes up
I'm summoning because it's in the game for a reason for sure even even the fucking
Creator has come out and said that they're terrible video games and that they will use any fucking aid that is provided to them
All right
So if it's good enough for the fucking person the architect of Elden Ring, then it's good enough for me
All right, so I'm gonna use it. However, this boss is
It is completely random but nine times out of ten the minute you go through that fucking horrible green foggy wall
right
They just shoot towards you
They just shoot towards you and then start wailing into you and there is absolutely no point throughout the boss fight except for maybe two
Two fucking five second windows where you can ring your little fucking bell and bring something in
Have you tried
Summoning a human no one put no one's there. No, I put my little remedy thing
No, but trust me there will be no I have every time what you do is you do that
Yeah, and then nothing comes up. Yeah, and you go back on that thing
Then you cancel it and you put it on again
It always and then when nothing comes up you cancel it and do it again because what it does is the remedy isn't it?
The fur calling thing looks like a compass thing
Yeah, what you do is you do that and if nothing comes up you just redo it and keep doing it until they all go
Warm and they'll all just start appearing. Yeah, cuz I've been doing yeah, I haven't been canceling it
But I've used like three or four of them and then it hasn't no no cuz when you use one if you cancel it gives you back
Oh, okay, so it doesn't take it unless you actually use it right
Unless you actually summon a human so you can just keep banging them on so you're not wasting them. But when
Because what it does it will put you in like a state of like a hub where if no one's summoned there
Then there'll be no some signs. So you cancel it through again. It'll put you in another world state where there will be 12 summoned signs
There's too many they will say I can't summoning failed because someone else is just summoning
So just keep doing that and then you'll start popping up bro. I know you think I haven't summoned on this bro
I've summoned the shit out of this. I mean, it's so angry
I was I just need someone to just take their aggro for one second so I can breathe
I'd help you and look at and look at like just so I can watch their patterns from another angle
So I can see what's going on because I can't I'm trying to like make progress and heal and I just it's impossible
I can't breathe. They don't let you breathe on this DLC. I am and I love it. I am more than happy to help you out
I'm Gucci bro. I've slain everybody. I know but when you when you need help, I need someone that's not gonna get angry
I mean cuz you're just gonna you're just gonna get annoyed you're gonna be like fucking this was out like easier when I did it
Cuz it's obviously a lot harder because you're summoned you only get a limited amount of potions that you don't normally get
But I'm and the damage is buffed. I've also fucked it for myself because I'm doing this at new game plus seven
Yeah, that's all right. You still get summons bro. No, I know you get summons. I'm saying is that
Apparently it scales the difficulty. Of course, but you're then you've got like a health bar like a third bigger than mine
Yeah, my health bars. Well, I'm getting I'm getting whacked twice and dead doesn't matter who it is, bro
Yeah, I can take a bit of a fucking pounding if I get caught lacking dead. There's nothing doesn't matter
Who is little mob? I'm out. I'm dead. Oh what?
So those are the only three that you've done
As far as I can remember, yeah, I've done the thing thing thing. I've done loads of little mini bosses
I've been to like I've done so many many into such a cool place, bro. I don't know where it was
But I went I went into a dungeon
It was the longest dungeon I've ever done like catacomb thing and then you know when you get to the boss you go in
It's the normal same room. It wasn't that room. It was a different room
I killed the boss then it carried on going and I was like what the fuck is going on then?
I then I found a waterfall then I found a coffin. I jumped in the coffin went down a waterfall
I was just in some fucking underground lake thing. I haven't found any of this
I mean, it's mad and it's terrifying. It's this turns Elden Ring into a horror game
There's these I don't want to spoil it. Oh, no, no, no, no
There's these things walking around man, and these these messages on the floor, and they're not like player messages
They're messages left. Yeah, they're like don't try and fight it. You can't fight it run hide
Oh, you're there, right? Yeah, and then they're like I've seen it on tick-tock
Yeah, hiding the reeds and that and there's these things you can't kill them man
I can't get a hit off on them something sneaking around you can't see where you're going
Yeah, it's mad down. I wanna I want to get to there because I've seen so much shit in it because that
Turn you mad didn't know that all like lanterns or something. Yeah, they're like them fish with the thing
Yeah, and they just don't know what I don't know what's down there because I've got I can't I haven't got a map for it
I can't I can't work out if I've because it just keeps looping around on itself
Yeah, I don't know if I've been here or not and you don't want to keep backtracking because of them things and it's like it
Turns it into like Resident Evil bro. It's terrifying because they I
Think you can kill them
There's people put messages saying try parrying. Yeah, Harry. Don't Harry. Yeah, I can't Paris fucking
That's not my yeah, they're they're anything. I've seen on there may look fucking horrifying. Have you got any of the maps?
I've got a fair few of the maps. Yeah
There's a couple I'm but then I say that every time
They'll get a map the map zooms out more and I'm just like then there's another black spot that I haven't seen before
Because you know, they're already on the map the locations to get them. Yeah little things. Yeah, they've always been there. Yeah
Yeah, just you can't get to them after time you think I just up here. It's like I was a mountain in the way
Yeah
At the moment I'm where I need to be
by luck
Because obviously when you slay mesmer it says you get his flame and it says to burn it in the fucking thing. So I'm at
something ruin
Yeah, you're heading in the right direction
I've been going there for ages are just going for all these tunnels getting lost that place
Scorpion spider things that been down that place can go fuck itself
I've literally where I turned it off yesterday. I finally found my way out of the maze that I was in and
I come out onto some lake
It was just some big fucking geezer stand up there of a massive fucking hammer. Just standing on a thing in the middle of the lake
Smacked his ass one bang get the fuck out of it. It was exactly. I just fucking cheese it, bro
Okay, if as long as I can get them caught in my flame and they're walking like
And then they get like frost fire damage chunks their health like the bleed does and I just try and rinse repeat that but
I got a there's a there's a grace their bonfire there
So I stopped there looking out at that, you know that weird shadowy thing that's in the sky
That's where I've left it, but I know that's the way I need to go. But that's that's all I know
So I don't know
Yeah, there's plenty of places that I still need to go back to that. I know that I've got to but haven't been able to get in yet
There's some
There's some absolutely mental when I text you and I'd done
essentially three bosses on the bounce like
one after the other and it was part of a quest line and I
Fuck me. Right, but the the the main boss at the end, which was a remembrance boss
Because I because you haven't done it, but I I also don't want to spoil that because it was fantastic
Again, I didn't struggle nearly as much as everyone else has like I managed to get it in
I think it was like five or six attempts. Oh, you're smashing it. So you're in the final boss or whatever
But you should take big heart in the fact that you are where you're at because I have played every single Souls game
All right, I'm low level or whatever
But fuck me. This is probably the hardest I've ever been there definitely in the boss
Perspective these bosses. I've never struggled against bosses like this. No, they're mental. It's mad. They're absolutely mental school in me, bro
But my I'm telling you man. My mimic to is fucking putting in a mimic to plus 10 now
I've got mimic to you plus 10 now. I've got mimic to you plus 10 useless sack of shit
Useless sack of shit. Whatever I want him to do. He's not doing whatever. I don't want him to do
Oh, he's fucking firing comments. Get your frost thing out mate. My mimics just a fucking tank man
but but it because obviously you can level up your with the ashes that you've got you got your school of tree fragments and then the
Ashes of spirit ash spirit ashes. Well mines only level six. I don't know what that caps out as
Once five, but obviously that makes the summons more powerful. So there's there's a temptation in me
to go and farm them as well because
I
I can
I can survive without the mimic tier, but I haven't actually killed if a remembrance boss
I haven't done without him because I just don't want to this this last boss because most of the time
I actually don't get a chance to fucking summon it
I've been having to to to battle them with with just my ones and I fucking hate it
But the fact that you got it down to a quarter of health on your onesies. Yeah, it's tough. You got it
Yeah, but you got it in you. It's there. It's there. But then you start getting that whimsy bits, bro
I as who was it? I think Mesmer and that Renala or whatever her name is
I think I've even got the clip safe. I've had them both down to like that
You know when you got I just have one more here. I can do it. I can do it and then they banged it
And you get that sound of tsh. Yeah
I just want to fucking smash this TV to pieces. There was I had I had five
deaths on the bounce of me going through the fog and
Then just getting free tapped because I've missed it right five on the bounce, but you die
I'm talking like these all within about 10 seconds of me dying and at the end of that
I was like I'm talking headbutting the controller type and then I was I don't want to break this
Because it's my collector's edition from Ragnarok and I want to fuck that up
And I was like just just got a call off for a minute
I was getting angry man, so I was like that that's pissing me off
You know my fear with Mesmer was like that he was gonna do something mad after because
I thought he was going down too easy and then but then when he turns it turns into his second form
His name his name is like base serpent something. Yeah, so this is your base form, bro
What are you gonna do when I kill this then? This is a worry for me. Yeah
But yeah, I don't know. I don't want to know so I'm not gonna look at you
But there's a where I've been going where I was going through Mesmer's castle you go through a like a laboratory thing
And where they've been like experiment on things. Hmm, and you meet someone and I think I don't know whether they tell you
Or it's in a note or something, but they're like, oh, yeah
Experimented on mogan shit. Yeah, so I'm guessing old mogi boy is gonna pop back up again in some fucking grotesque fashion
And I don't want to fight that. Don't look at me. I'm not gonna I already know he's gonna they wouldn't say otherwise
But whatever that fucker looks like is gonna be a problem. Um, I'm I'm I'm not gonna spoil anything
But I'll tell you now
You won't expect it
Which is fine
But I but you'll hate it at the same fucking time you'll hate it
the the second phase on this last boss is
I
I can't handle it
I can't work out the mechanics. I can't fucking see what's happening
It's hell on earth. It's it's it's horrendous. It's really horrible
But I also feel like I want to sort of pat myself on the back in that every guide and everything
I've seen for people doing these bosses
They always buff themselves with about 10 different things before they go through the fog. I do nothing
I do absolutely nothing because I don't have anything. I don't know what they're using
I don't know what they're doing
There's some people that are impaling themselves with their own fucking swords. There's other people that
Last boss any who moag?
Who moag is gonna be the last boss? No
You sure not in the sense that you think no
No, but only because I was talking about moag and you was and then you was like this last boss
I thought well, yeah, because it's all I can talk about
Yeah
I've been looking for a
I've been looking for him man, and I was kind of role playing in my own head because jim was there
I didn't want to sound like a freak when I was when I was going through mesmer's castle
You know, there's just free rooms everywhere because these ghosts are just useless. I'm just
I'm going around in my head. I'm like where's mesmer? I know this is castle bro, because they're all dropping
Mesmer essence. Yeah, I knew he was gonna be in there
I had I had somewhat of an inkling because you have a couple of those a couple of the enemies that are a little
Bit more difficult where they've got like the red cloaks on and they shoot the fire at you and everything
They can get absolutely fucked. I hate them fucking things. They're grim. They're grim the
The um, then ones that stand up on the stairs as well and that you can't get near them
You have to like rush them
But then they're just bombarding you with shit with the holy spell and then when you stop they do something else that just comes
Out the ground and you just I can't what am I supposed to do here? No, I'm mate
They're fuckers. I hate him. Have you killed one of the fire giants yet? Yeah, I've done like three or four of them
How I don't know how to avoid the attacks bro. I go to his feet
He stamps and was like well i'm dead or I stand at a distance and he stamps and I'm like, well
I guess I'm dead again
You've got to get as close as possible because if you stand too far he kicks the lava at you
Which is a fucker to to avoid but he is a very like the trolls. Do you do it on your horse or?
No, no, no do it on the feet. It's a very very simple move setting that when you're close
He does his one foot stomp. All right, and as that comes down
Just before it hits the ground is when you roll
Because then obviously that avoids the fire and then he normally does it with the other foot again same as the big giant things
But then he also does it where it's both fucking feet where he jumps up the same principle of of dodging
Um, however, what I found when he does it with both feet when he jumps up is I just run the fuck away because there's a
You reach a certain point where it doesn't get you
Um, well, he's got so much health
Yeah, and then he he goes to grab you if he grabs you and throws you in his fucking head. You're dead
That's one shot. So you have to
So you have to avoid that and what I do is obviously he charges up for that
He like fucking leans down then swings his arm out when he does that just run behind him run between his legs run behind him
But he normally does it one arm and then does it with the other
Um, and then mad bro. I got me close to killing them
Yeah, because all you have to do is you you stagger them you hit them enough and then they go down
Yeah, like the giant. Yeah, and then that's when you you run over to their
What is their head essentially and they got like masks on there?
They're cool as fuck and then you do them in and they just go along just picking people up
Yeah, i'm inside bro in mesmer's war. Hey, so cool like the story
I know there's no I don't know the story much like when I was listening to you and stef obviously I turn it off because
I didn't want to hear anything
But what parts I did listen to and stef was like what's going on? You know, I don't fucking know
And i'm sitting there going me me neither
I've got some inkling. I know the characters. I was watching some lore videos before the dlc come out
Yeah, i'm not oblivious to it, but the the game isn't really about that. The story is like there to be picked on
ah
But you're not like that's why it's so good. You just do stuff. Yeah, and then I what I found is you
You pick a lot of stuff up and you summarize at the end a little like there's quest lines that i've done
I wasn't didn't even realize i was doing a quest line. I haven't done a single quest line
And I don't think i've done like three now three or four of them. Have you got the hand wraps at all?
Pardon me. What do you mean?
One of the new weapons. Oh, yeah, i've got like three of them where where you use your fists and feet instead. I've got a poison one
Like the perfume ones because that's another weapon. They're perfumes where you like squirt fucking perfume bottles. Yeah
I haven't tried them, but i've got the gloves. I've got the perfume bottles. Yeah
Gloves are cool, man. I just found them weak as piss. I've got the spear shield as well. You seen that? Yeah. Yeah, that's cool
I see that I see that it's very there's there's some cool shit in your life
I've seen a place in mesmer's castle as well. I was looking over like a ledge the other day and there's a lift
That goes up but I can't get there
I don't it's like on this rope and it goes right up and right down the fucking side of the castle
I've no idea where that is. I mean this is why
This is why it's the best adventure game ever made because there's no games that do adventure like this because there is no finding so much
There's no like story where i go here. Just when I was doing
The divine beast. Yeah, that was the first boss I did
And i'm very stubborn when it comes to that because once I meet a boss i'm like
Well, i'm just gonna kill you now. Like i'm not gonna do anything else until you're dead
I feel like this is the only thing I have and he's
Not to be done right away
It seems because when I fucking killed him, I can't do anything after that. I think the door's locked or something
Yeah, you're locked. Yeah, so i'm just like
I didn't need to do this. I've just banged my head against the wall
No, but you did need to do it because then it then it moves you on to the right
I can't go any further because I need to get a certain item
Yeah, so now I need to go and find that but I didn't need to because I could have gone to Rinala
Rinala Rinala or whatever instead I didn't need to do the divine beast
You can do it Rinala instead but then what I found out was that you don't even need to do Rinala
You can sneak around her because you can literally go oh you can completely ignore him
So the fact that I banged my head against that fucking boss for so long and then after I killed it
I didn't gain anything from it anyway
Yeah, but you have because now you just don't have to do it when you go back. Well, yeah, I know
But that is why the game is so good because you just you can bang your head against the wall and be like
I can't do this
Let me see if there's another way and there always is what I will tell you though
Is that the area that you're currently in to get to the point to continue the main story?
Sucks
Yeah, I'm sure it's hard. It's hard now
Fucking so and that that bit with all the scorpions and stuff dropping down. I ran through that with the horse
I'll smash it number. I just ran, you know, there's the fragments in there bro. Yeah. Yeah
No, yeah, I ran around collecting everything because no no, they're not items on the floor
Yeah, there's some of them with the pots on there. Yeah little fuckers. Why they knocking about with them?
Yeah, yeah, I got a no bed
But I know that i'm gonna have to go back because there was a couple that I didn't take out
So i'm gonna have to go back in there as well. I got I can't remember what it does. I does your back step
Yeah, I don't know. It makes you take more damage. Yeah, I haven't used it. I haven't tried it
But normally things like that do so I don't I don't backstep i'm always rolling
No, no, i've started backstepping for the first time in history against
uh, I can't be it was either ranala or uh
or uh
Matey bob mesmer because he's he's either his spear or her thrust or saying he was just I always thought I was just out
Of range and I never fucking was man
um
But yeah, that's why I think it's the best adventure game because you can just go in the direction
You can't do it go somewhere else but that place with all the scorpions. I was getting so lost man
Because there's like them there's the air tunnels you can jump up and come down
Oh, yeah, there's like a million different places you can go to them fuckers running around with them circular blades
That are just so quick man. Oh my god. They're annoying those fuckers. Yeah, I don't even bother with them, man
I just run away from them. I couldn't find a grace for so long
And then when I died, I was like, I don't know where I was so i'm trying to find my way back to where I was
I was so frustrating. I have found that I am putting down so many messages
It's unbelievable. I don't read them though
Because it just spoils stuff man because I read them and I praise all of them
No, I don't I don't because it ruins stuff man. I like I like the adventure. I like the
Making the mistake of walking in see I find it as I read them if I know what's coming
So say for example, I walk in and then there's fucking a monster on the ceiling. He dropped somewhere and I didn't know
um
When I then go back through there, I'll read the message
But I won't read it prior to going in and nine times out of ten
It spoils it anyway, because if there's like eight messages somewhere you're like, all right, what's going on?
I I don't find it as a spoiler. I find it as part of the story
It's part of the experience because I feel like I feel like everyone's it for me
It makes me feel less alone because i'm like right there's other adventurers in a different realm and they're leaving me a message
Just be wary. So yeah, I always appraising but I was saying to stef I was like the the best bit about is because the
DLC is so fresh
Everyone's sort of right. Most people are running at the same pace
So therefore a lot of the messages you put down are being appraised
And there have been a couple of times where like i'm i'm fucking a blip of my health and then
Straight up because someone's fucking appraised you for some stupid message that you've left
I put one down for there's a bit in mesmer's castle where you've gone quite a distance
And then you come up to it's like it's the first time I think you see that and then viking style ships
Do you know what I mean? There's viking ships on the castle and they're like fire and these little dudes are running out behind them, Frank
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
And you can go straight on you can go left or you can go right down the stairs
Yeah, so I went down the stairs and there was a bonfire in there
So I went I back up put a message first off try right and then see grace or whatever
And then pointed in the direction because things like that are massive you come up and you're like i've got no fucking health
What way do I go man to know that there's a thing you can sprint past everything and just get to that activated
Yeah, when I see a message and it says grace ahead
Run for safety fuck for that
Yeah, there's uh, yeah, there's there's there is something to be said for the messages for sure. Have you found wolverine?
Wolverine, yeah, it's right at the beginning of the dlc right at the very beginning wolverine. No
Yeah, I think it's supposed to be wolverine for sure. Uh
If you as soon as you come into the dlc if you like chuck a right
Go like a little u-turn back on yourself. There's like a forest you run in there
There's just a geezer running about with no shirt on
But he's got like wolverine claw. Yeah, I think he's got like the hand claws or satin. I don't know what his weird weapon
Oh, yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah, and you kill him and then you get his weapons. Yeah, he's hard as fuck
Yeah, yeah, I think i'm sure he's called like logan or satin. I'm sure his name's logan something around that
Yeah, because I leveled up his bare claws to like plus 10 and they're they're quite cool, man
Yeah, so with that being logan and the fact he's got claws. I imagine I never made the connection
I don't think I looked at the name to be fair. I just saw an enemy and thought i'm killing you
It's a cool. Uh, it's a cool little throwback, but there's been some mad things that i've been
loads of mad places i've been man i've been in like
Somehow and I don't know how I ended up in the castle moat
Um right at the very bottom
There's some mad shit down there bro. There's all them weird little fly things and
There's places I can't get to because they're locked and just like how mad is this tlc and this is what i was saying
They're just massive expansions
I'd be happy if they didn't make another Eldermen
They just kept doing expansions for this for years because it's great just more stuff
Yeah, more stuff because it's a cultural movement. It's sad that I I haven't been on twitter or tiktok at all this week
because of it that that makes me sad because there's part of that community base there you want to be with them, but i'm also seeing
When I have like put on twitter and then everything's elderm ring as soon as I go on it is something like it was like something something like
Godric the grafted or something and then there was like a meme about something. I was like I don't want to see your
you're in a dangerous area as well because
The dlc has been out long enough
That a lot of people are at the end of it people are smoking it bro
And and therefore there's also a lot of guides and a lot of headlines and shit that are just straight up telling you what bosses are
and yeah, you're in
You're in
Jeopardy of of the last boss being spoiled for you very very quickly
Very quickly. There's a problem
Because it's also it's not like a like an obscure name either. It's like
What what it's named?
There's no hiding what it is that makes sense like it's just a straight like spoiler not like the divine beast
Like you can think oh what the fuck's that but no this is just like you're gonna know
But yeah, it's it's just
I think it's obvious. I can't see and i'm not gonna look at you once again
but I can't see it being anyone other than
Michaela
or
The fucking the woman is either that geezer that we're following around with the little fucking symbols
I make a lot of kind or it's the fucking Michaela or whatever her names. I can't remember. They've got very similar names
It's gonna be one of them too. It can't be anybody else
So yeah, I don't need to i'll get there when I get there if I get spoiled I get spoiled
But um, i'm trying my best not to what i'm looking forward to is the fact that um,
I know how many main bosses i've still got left to do i've got fucking loads to do when I kill this last boss
That's the good thing once you've done the main shit everything else, you know his side you can just enjoy it then yeah
It's just like it's all fun then yeah
I'll go i've done i've done what I needed to need it to do because in my head I need to do this
I've got it down to a quarter health. I can't fucking I can't stop now
I need to I need to continue and i'm I am getting
Better and better and better at doing it. It's just getting to the second phase
And then trying to work out what the fuck i'm supposed to do is is what's doing me in
Um, because I just feel like it's brother. It's so much fucking effort to get there. I'm i'm talking
They'll dash out eight eight moves and then you might get to hit it
Eight moves and then you might get to hit them once
Maybe twice if you're lucky and then it's another set of fucking
A load of bullshit and then you might get to hit them once and then more bullshit and it's like fucking hell like
You have to have everything on point for so long. Yeah, it's better
Stressful man, but also where where you'll have a have an issue as a fucking um
As I guess a ranged class is apparently the boss is way more harder at range
Yeah, apparently where you want to be is right by right right fucking next to them
Is where where you want to be but it's just
that
brother
You know what? I mean, there's a nuking phase where I know that a lot of people are saying that they're just getting one shot
Well, i'm lucky because I've got a shit load of health, but I can't imagine how
How anyone can survive it? But I also don't understand how the fuck you're supposed to avoid it
Because every move is avoidable. That's the thing
That is the one thing about elden ring is every single apart from mogues fucking blood
Yeah, but even that is avoidable with the with the with the with the physics
But how would you ever think of that unless you knew exactly a bit but
it's just
There is a way to avoid it because I I saw a guide explaining how to avoid it. But at the same time
I was like that's fucking
Excuse me
and then and then the move set after that is just like
I I can't
I can't understand it
Genuinely, I can't understand would you know it was the final boss if you didn't know already
100 100
Cool
Even if you even if you took that boss and then just turned them into a into a black blob
So you had no identification of what this boss was just from the move sets alone
You would understand that this is the final boss in that dlc because this is fucking so much more difficult than anything else
I have come across at all. It sucks. I hate it so much and I cannot be
I cannot
Be more enthusiastic at the idea of me finally killing them
Um, how um, how long did it take you to avoid?
Ranala's moon things
Until you realize what you had to do
You know, there's a move where she fucking turns into two moons and they go they slam on the floor
And then there's a third one after that as well
I because you have to jump in it a amount of times I rolled bro. I um, i'm pretty sure I just tanked them
Yeah, I was gonna say I bet you just tanked it bro. That killed me bro
I got it because she only does it once and I was getting her down and she just put I was like
What is this now?
And I was expecting her to fire them at me because like us because it's her sister, isn't it?
The mage one in the tower. Yeah who fires the fucking moons at you?
I was expecting them to fire so I start panic rolling roll. Nothing roll. Nothing still nothing
And then yeah up I come I was like fuck then it happened again
I was like fuck and then yeah, I fought for a second. I was all right and then the third drops
And then yeah, I got to that point
An hour later another two or three times before I finally realized i'll try jumping and yeah that worked
That's another thing again with this final boss
You know how quite a few of the bosses or just enemies in general have like a delayed attack to catch you off guard
I hate them. Yeah, they're delayed attacks. I may be like 0.2 of a second more delayed than what you're used to
so
Just trying to fucking
Oh, no, the delayed attacks in general are my biggest crip tonight because i'm not used to it
As soon as I see them like go to i'm rolling and then I realized I fuck delay
And then I think again, uh, it's delaying again and then no they just hit me
Yeah, that's that is the best bit of advice I ever read on elden ring was it's not
Avoiding getting hit it's avoiding the delay and no she's teaching you not to panic roll. Yeah, don't panic roll
You have to wait, but I i'm just too scared. I'm just rolling down a rabbit bro. I just can't I can't sit still man
Yeah
Very good. That's just fucking it's good though. Oh, it's incredible. It's it's absolutely incredible. I
I'm genuinely in love with it. I think it's amazing. I hope I want them to do a book man
Yeah, because they do. Um, obviously you got like, uh, blood-borne graphic novels, which i've read and then I think there are
Some elden ring. Yeah stuff, but yeah, I would I would love for them to do a
A book for it. I really would this is why I asked you earlier
If I should move on to the next game of throne series is coming out next year because this is obviously written by george
I am martin. Mm-hmm, or the lorries anyway
um
And it's got me right into it obviously with house of dragons as well
Uh, i'm just well into it. I'm seeing if there's if there are any any there's manga coming out
Oh, there's strategy guides, but strategy guides aren't fucking there's a manga coming out. I read it yesterday. There's an elden ring
Uh the road to the urn tree
volume two
And that's that's paperback
um
original story
It's got from software on the fucking front of the book
178 pages. So yeah, it'll be a little small one. It's fucking um
But I don't know what it
Entails it looks like that
I have no idea. I'd imagine probably more on the graphic novel side of things
If it's graphic novel is 178 pages. That's good. Hey
The a co the tarnished continues his exploration of stormvale castle
Which puts him on a collision course with the demigod godric the grafted now
They must face each other in a fierce sculpture competition who would impress the judges the most with the power of art. Maybe
what
The reason another cool thing that i've noticed
That all the bosses in the game, man
They're all george r martin's initials
godric godfrey all them ones ranala fucking
What there's loads of ours, and then moog and fucking
Mickela milania, they're all grm. They're all grm. Oh, yeah, all of them
All of the main bosses are grm
It's crazy
Yeah, fair play
I'm just trying to fight to see if there's any there isn't there's a compendium. There's a dark souls compendium
um
But yeah, that's that there's no actual book books
Now i'm sure there's a
Elden ring manga coming out. There probably is there probably is
Everything's just like walkthroughs and shit like that, which is um, which is not what we're after is it?
Oh, it's just how many uh
Uh last week the official elden ring manga has been put on hiatus as its creator has taken time off work to play shadow of the earth
How many
What's the most amount of runes you've lost so far?
Well, it's not gonna be as many as you no doubt, but I lost 180 000 yesterday
I was pretty upset
565 000 rooms. How much do you need to level up though?
Uh, it was like 520 000. That was like two levels for me. I lost. Yeah
I you don't need to level up bro at your point. I imagine you're getting like one tick of something
Like if you put in any more hp, you're probably getting plus one hp. It's like plus 50. Is it?
Yeah, someone like that. It's not a massive amount, but i'm gonna keep fucking doing it
My aim is to get everything to 99
Oh, you ain't doing that is what i'd love to do, but I don't think i'm doing that because that's like
Oh, my lowest is like faith faith's like eight. Yeah, so you've got to get so you've got to get 91
Yeah, yeah stat points into that and they're half a million a piece at the moment. It's like level 700 something is where you
you could be like at the max of everything but
I want to
Annoyingly most of the really cool weapons that i've come across all want you to have fucking faith
All of them. Yeah, I see a lot of faith shit. I don't want to use any faith shit
I'm not interested in it. I'm i'm big fucking ooga doga swords and i'm gonna smack you around quite a few times
And you get empty. Yeah, you get larval tears
I've got another spare one knocking around but I just know that i've got no interest in it because I like my big swords
I did that on like my my third playthrough of elden ring
I respect into into faith and started using all sorts of different cool weapons and shit and whilst they looked cool
But I just don't like it. I like my I like my big
Swords, what can I say?
I can't help it. It's
It's too easy over cheese some of the enemies where I just can't just stun locking them a bit
Basically, yeah, because because the the I can't remember what the movie is called the gravity poor whatever it is
You don't have to be in their line of sight
So I can hide around the corner and do it and it will fucking tag them pull them in
And then I can fucking slam down and it'll still do the damage on them
So there's so many enemies where I think no fuck you i'm not getting in the way
I'm gonna hide around a corner and use it. There was one enemy and it was a it was one of the knights
Who?
I just hate them. I hate the knights so much because their holy ability that they they fuck you up
And there was one where I was um running in the area that you're soon gonna be in
And
I just see them standing on a roof
And I said to stef I was like here comes a fucker because I was at that point where
I had found a grace and then continued on
And it had been quite a large gap between the next grace
And I hadn't found one yet
And I hadn't found one yet. So I was like if I die now, it's it's such a fucking effort to come back
And i've killed so much in the in-between
And literally
I sort of I come out this corridor and then i'm on these roofs
And then oh fucking nightgazers standing up there and then you know when they agree with it
Don't start attacking you just look at you
I was like, all right, I got about five seconds before he starts fucking doing something
so
Next to me was this little room and I saw something shiny
And I was like, right. Well, I'm like a magpie. I'm getting the shiny thing first because if he's gonna kill me
I want to find out what that is first
So quickly ran over
Um, and I think it might have been a school tree fragment or something like that. And as I ran into the room
Suddenly like this snowy storm appeared sort of like in the room. I was like, well, you couldn't get me because i'm in the room
Um, nothing happened and I looted what I wanted from the from the chest or whatever it was
And then I went back out the room and he weren't there
He weren't there, right? And then all of a sudden the runes popped up into my like went
And then I fucking absorbed them
And I stood there for a minute and I was like he's disappeared. So I'd
captured the um the clip of it and basically what happened is I'd ran out into the open
He'd aggroed on me was staring at me. I ran into the room
He then charged up an ability that I didn't see but I'd imagine is what happened because of the fucking snow or whatever
And basically where he was and where I was
There was he was on a roof and it was basically like a um
Like a c shape but in between
Was nothingness was just a gap
So what he had done is charged up his ability
Gone to fly towards me because i've gone in that room. He's hit the wall and just
Drops down
Splat I said to steve I was like i'll take that I'll take that all day and then I carried on and then sure enough
There was a fucking grace. I was like, thank fuck for that
That's great. I thought that's that's just because obviously I know there's a couple of cheeses where there's like lifts and shit and they put a
Bad ass enemy at the bottom of the lift. You can just go down there
Call the lift like make the lift go up and then just hide on the other side of the gap and then they'll
Nine times out of ten fall through that gap never thought that and just die. It's fantastic with with
Quite a few of the nights on the base game of Elden Ring
I used to do that all the time because i'm like I can't because obviously there's always a lever at the bottom to call it back
I was like, I can't be asked to deal with you the amount of times it's happened to me where i've panicked and just gone
Just get up the lift and i've gone there and they've got on with jumped on with
Yeah, i'm fucked. I can't do this
I hate it, man. I hate it just
It everything wants to kill you and everything hurts like a fucking ton of bricks, man. I love it. I love it
Everything wants to fuck you up there. There's one fire giant. Um, and it was the last one that I killed
and I don't know what was going on because I I I struggled hard with it like really fucking
Fucking I don't know if it was a beef. It didn't look any different to any other fire giant
I've had to deal with or not fire giant the whatever they're fucking called
But this thing was nails man. It was it like i'm maybe an hour
Of doing it. Well, it was tough gave me fuck all for killing it as well
All it did was just allow me to to go to a grace. I hated it
Which is always the worst because you think this is so hard. There must be something good
Nothing just souls. What the reason I knew that it must have been fucking a beefed up version is because it had a stake of marika
And marika and then you had to run
like over this bridge
While it's shooting fucking flames like these big ringed flames at you that i'd never seen before it like it like charged up its head
And then just fucking stooped down just sends this beam at you that you have to avoid today where I left it yesterday
I bet that's that one because where I was yesterday
That lake where that geezer is I killed him and then there was a grace
And there was a two items there one was a fragment I think and then one was a little letter
And I started reading the letter and I thought oh fuck. I haven't touched the grace yet
If I die now i'm gonna be fuming. Yeah, and then I heard
I was like, ah, what the fuck is that?
And as I come out the menu there was a fire giant on the other side of like the ravine across a bridge
Beaming yeah, and he'd I don't know what it was. There was like a fire portal thing right?
And he'd fired it at me
I don't know if it just stopped there or if it was gonna do something. I was just
Spamming the button to touch the grace before it did anything. But yeah
We might be fucking near the same i'd be fuming you might have been at the spot that i'm talking about then because there's like a
It's a bridge, but it's not a bridge. It's almost like um
It's split into two
I didn't look I just I saw there was a bridge and he was on the other side and then when I come out the grace
He wasn't there anymore
But um, it sucked man. It fucking i've i've yeah, i'm just gassed to play. I just want to play it man
Yeah, same here. I'm such a glutton for punishment. Let me go home
Smash my head against the wall over and over again because it's just for some reason fun to me
Yeah, literally i'm gonna i'm gonna hoover and then
Probably have a run and then just play it
For the rest of the evening until I kill this last boss
I'm gonna fucking kill it. I'm gonna like say i've
I've leveled up my scooter tree shit about three levels since I last tried
So i'm gonna go and try again and see if that'll fucking I wish there was a correlation with that
I wish when it did it you could see the statistical change. I don't like the fact. I have no idea
You can't see how much more powerful it's done. It's just a number
I need like I want to see oh, my tax going up by like a thousand or something. I think it's um
I think it's um
I think it's if you
If you fully max it it's either it gives you an extra hundred percent every time you level it up
Or it's if your max level it's increased your damage by a hundred percent
The way I feel now
If I went back to the base game because there's so many bossy ain't killed because obviously it's a new character
I feel like I could smack anything. Yeah, obviously I know them
If them fragments don't carry over into the original thing over the weapons and everything
But yeah, no just how powerful I am and now the wall that i've come across against all these bosses
I feel like anything the base game is laughable compared to this. I like I could just go and spank them now
Yeah, yeah when I when I look at
millennia's moveset
Compare compared to like ralana
Or renal or whatever her fucking name is
But she she seems way more difficult than melania. She's a joke
She's an actual joke. I'm so glad she is dead. I can't wait for you to get this last boss
I really can't because I know i'm gonna get that text
Of you either asking me to help you or you going what the fuck is this?
Because it's mental it's met the the fact that
You will think it's fucking ridiculous and then you'll get to phase two
And then you'll go this is even this is even
Even worse far far worse
I'm looking forward to it. I don't know how you're gonna do it as a ranged as a ranged character
I'm not ranged. I just I just
I've got a weapon that I swing but I don't really use it
I just tend to fire flames, but it takes so long after conjuring the boy goes
And then when I press r2 or r1, it's like another second or two. Oh, yeah, you ain't gonna have the time
This is what I mean. There's no way you I didn't have time against any of the other bosses
So how i'm gonna do against this thing. I don't know. I can't use my my special ability. I can't use it
I do not have the time my mimic tier has the time because you can just tank everything
But I don't have the fucking time, but I know it's bad
Where i'm barely making it to phase two with my mimic tier still alive
He's almost fucking curtains by the time we're there
so
Uh, yeah, i'm hoping by tonight i'll have him dead
Yeah, that was happening to me with a couple of bosses. So I ended up
I think it was that rinala. I think I ended up fighting her
Myself until I got her to phase two then while she was phase two
And then I summoned my mimic tier just so it had health to get me through to the fucking end of the fight fucking
You'll do it
Tune in next week for when I tell you that i've done it to always smash his piss
Well, i've given up all right, well this has been episode 100
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We loved you right? See you later everyone. Uro