1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,980 Hello everyone, it's the hundredth episode of what's the bones we've got nothing planned for it 2 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:11,080 Stick into our true nature. We're just gonna do nothing 3 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:16,720 And just carry on as usual because I didn't even know it was the hundredth until I turn up 4 00:00:16,820 --> 00:00:22,720 Not that that would have changed things probably. Yeah, I thought last week was a hundred until I fucking went to post it 5 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,720 I was off shit. No, it was 99 6 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:31,620 So sorry if you are expecting something extravagant there's not going to be I know I know that we said 7 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:37,680 Especially on the patron side of things. I know that we said that we would we'd sort something out for a hundred of episodes 8 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,540 So what we decided to do is an episode 9 00:00:41,060 --> 00:00:42,420 Yeah 10 00:00:42,420 --> 00:00:48,140 What post defeat pick us in there? So there you go. You get what you wanted. Look we're look 11 00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:54,020 We're fucking busy men that work full-time and then do this shit on the sidelines 12 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:58,180 And then in between we play Elden Ring for this be honest pittance 13 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:03,640 So for very little money we did this for free and we we may see may as well still be doing it for free 14 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:05,900 So sign up to the patreon 15 00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:09,680 Because at this point you're getting another 20 odd episode and then we've done 16 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:16,360 Done after 20 that's mental though two years. Yeah, congratulations 17 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:22,980 It's been a cool journey to all of us in that great and then what a fantastic fucking hundred episode to 18 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:26,940 Well, what a great subject because I just know full well 19 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:32,460 That if we really really wanted to we could talk for hours and hours 20 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:38,540 About Elden Ring, but we're not going to we're gonna talk for an hour and a bit now 21 00:01:38,540 --> 00:01:40,540 We're maybe a little bit more and then we'll 22 00:01:41,020 --> 00:01:43,020 Go where the money is 23 00:01:43,340 --> 00:01:49,620 Right. So are you getting on? I think that ordering is the best. Yeah adventure game ever made 24 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:53,360 I think this is the goat the best game of all time. I think I 25 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,700 Someone asked me 26 00:01:56,740 --> 00:01:58,740 my mate Cam if 27 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,060 Elden Ring or 28 00:02:01,060 --> 00:02:06,860 Shadow of the Earth tree which is best like which one's the better of the two and I said they're the same 29 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:10,420 I said how there is no better Lord of the Rings 30 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:13,700 You just think of Lord of the Rings trilogy as Lord of the Rings 31 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:20,660 All right, and I was like this is the same with Elden Ring. There is no DLC. This is just Elden Ring and 32 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:26,860 It is fucking phenomenal absolutely 33 00:02:28,860 --> 00:02:32,380 I hate it. I absolutely hate it the 34 00:02:32,940 --> 00:02:39,360 The final boss in this DLC is making me want to put my head through the telly. This is worse than millennia 35 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:44,700 I absolutely detest it and for that reason I cannot stop thinking about it. I 36 00:02:45,420 --> 00:02:47,420 Cannot stop. I will not stop until it's done 37 00:02:49,060 --> 00:02:55,860 Yeah, it's much like the Witcher with its DLCs then the witcher is in its entirety 38 00:02:55,860 --> 00:03:00,860 There's a full package much like the shadow of the earth tree and Elden Ring is just it's just Elden Ring 39 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:04,460 Hmm, it's just it's just made the game bigger. Yeah, yes, and 40 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,260 My god for 30 odd quid 41 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:11,620 It's fucking well, it won't 30 odd quid for us though was it was 200 42 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:13,620 It didn't have to be 43 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:17,620 But yeah, there's there's there's single-player games that are shorter than this 44 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:21,620 Did you take the statue out the out of the box? Have you done have you taken Mesmer out? 45 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:24,620 I have opened the box. Yeah, I've looked directly at him 46 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:28,620 But you haven't taken him out. In his packaging. Yeah, and I got scared so I put him away 47 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,620 I tell you because he's in two bits 48 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:35,620 That's what scared me the the pole arm that he's got or the lance 49 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:37,620 is a 50 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:40,620 Yeah, is in two bits and I will tell you now 51 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:45,620 I was absolutely petrified putting that together because it is just a thin little metal pole and 52 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:49,620 When you're pushing it on it doesn't just push and click into place 53 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:52,620 You have to like twist it on and I was like, I'm gonna snap this 54 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:55,620 I'm gonna fucking snap it and I put it together 55 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:57,620 but it had 56 00:03:57,620 --> 00:04:01,620 I'd put it I'd put it together, but there was a very very thin 57 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:05,620 Line where it hadn't quite met yet so you could just see the metal 58 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:11,620 Like pole or whatever and I was like I hate that that that needs to be closed further down 59 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:14,620 So I did push it a bit further down and closed the gap and it looked fantastic 60 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:19,620 And then I was like right take you apart and back in the box you go until I move house 61 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:26,620 And then you can come out wise decision very nice box. So the box when you open it up. It's fantastic 62 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:34,620 It opens like front with scenery and everything. It's great. And it's it's such a well detailed 63 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:42,620 Statue figure especially because obviously you're at the point where you're now fighting Mesmer and I 64 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:44,620 I when I when I 65 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:51,620 Fucking battered him. I didn't realize the area I was in was actually where he was going to be 66 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:56,620 So when I walked into the boss room and then the fucking and then the candles all fucking light up and then he's there 67 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:59,620 I was like fuck it's him. It's him. Oh 68 00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:05,620 Obviously, there's gonna be some spoilers. We're only gonna talk about what I've been up to because Reese's like far beyond me 69 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:08,620 I'm at the end. He's at the end but 70 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:12,620 There will be no discussions on anything that I don't know 71 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:17,620 But there will be spoilers because obviously you might not be where I am. So yeah, I will 72 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:24,620 I'll talk a bit about the about the final boss, but I won't talk about who the final boss is and 73 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:27,620 And any of the move sets or anything like that. I'll 74 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:31,620 Simply say how fucking annoying 75 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:37,620 This boss is I absolutely detest it. However, I 76 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:40,620 Couldn't help myself and I won't I won't tell you 77 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:45,620 But I googled how many remembrance bosses there are because I just couldn't 78 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:47,620 contain myself and 79 00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:50,620 I'm missing a fair amount of them 80 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:55,620 So I know full well that I've I've missed out at least half of this DLC 81 00:05:55,620 --> 00:06:00,620 From the point that I'm at there's an entire area. I've discovered 82 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:07,620 Probably two-thirds of the map. There's one more map that I need to get to actually like to open up the whole area 83 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:11,620 But there's an entire section that I haven't even explored yet 84 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:17,620 And I know there's a few sections that I can see on the map, but I haven't I've got no grace sites of grace there whatsoever 85 00:06:17,620 --> 00:06:19,620 so 86 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:21,620 It's big 87 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:28,620 Because it's the same size as limb grave. However, it's multi layered. So you got three layers to it 88 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:31,620 It's ridiculous. It's absolutely ridiculous 89 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:35,620 There's something so cool about being up in Mesmer's castle 90 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:41,620 It goes into the fucking clouds. Yeah, and then looking down and you can see like the fire Giants 91 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:42,620 Yeah, man 92 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:47,620 And then when you're back down there you look up and you can't even see where you was because it's like you see the spires 93 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:53,620 But it's just the new weapons as well. I ain't fucked with a man. I pick them up and I move along 94 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:57,620 I try and but I haven't got I haven't got the stats to wield anything apart from the weapon 95 00:06:57,620 --> 00:07:02,620 I've got I thought about respect in a few times, but I love what I've got there. What are you running with? 96 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:10,620 Death's poker. Death's poker. You get it off of a you know them birds in is it Kaleid? Yeah 97 00:07:10,620 --> 00:07:15,620 Big fucking birds. They fire that white fire. Yeah, that's what I do 98 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:22,620 I can I press L2 and it summons like that black ball of flame and then I press R1 99 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:27,620 And it just puts a strip of it and it just constantly burns them while they're on it or I press R2 and it explodes 100 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:32,620 And that's just I've just got mad intelligence mad 101 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:40,620 60 vitality 50 intelligence and then I think I've got like 50 102 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:43,620 Mind for mana or whatever it is and then that's it 103 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:50,620 I'm getting fucked. I'm just straight up fucking strength field. My health bar is almost at the other end of the fucking TV 104 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:58,620 I see your stats and I was doing it for Patreon. You got like 80 odd vitality or something mad. I think it's at 90 now 91 105 00:07:58,620 --> 00:08:05,620 That's mental. You got 30 more bro. You got like a third more. And then what am I I got 106 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:11,620 I might have just over because I respect it a little bit because I've moved a lot of points 107 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:20,620 Into dexterity and because I had like 70 odd strength and I was obviously I'm using the star scourge great sword 108 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:24,620 I love that as my main main weapon. I love that. Do you know why I love that? 109 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:30,620 Because I I didn't realize the other day too. I went to the Bell lady thing and I was looking at the remembrance things 110 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:32,620 You silly been eating them. Yeah 111 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:37,620 I was looking at and I'll say that the that star scourge 112 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:41,620 And I was like, how's he got two of them? Oh, you fucking new game plus it then yes 113 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:47,620 You're so strong you got one in each hand. Well, you can have you can get two of them, but they split into two with just one 114 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:52,620 Oh do they? Yeah. Yeah, you you know when you hold down triangle you press R1 to change the stance of the weapon 115 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:57,620 It splits it into two. That's sick. Yeah, man. So you can have it as one. Yeah 116 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,620 Yeah, you can hold it as one 117 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:06,620 But obviously it does way more damage when you're holding it as two. So but the it obviously it's it's 118 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:10,620 weighed towards strength and decks and 119 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:17,620 intellect for like 15 or arcane one of the two for its special fucking cosmos bollocks 120 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:26,620 Does your your thing then it like gravitize them towards you? Yeah, it's what Radahn does. Yeah, you fucking you like 121 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:32,620 Scrape them together and like hold them out and scream and then that pulls everything in 122 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:36,620 And then you slam them down onto the ground and it just like fucking explodes 123 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:42,620 So like for aoe purposes and for just staggering things, it's fantastic because you fucking drag everything in 124 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:50,620 But I had I'd got I'd put my dexterity to the point where I could use the weapons effectively 125 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:54,620 Is it decks or strength? It's both deck strength and 126 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:58,620 Either intellect or arcane. I think it might be I can't remember 127 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:04,620 So I changed my strength down to 60 and then put my decks all the way up to 40 128 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,620 because 129 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:14,620 There's a weapon that you get almost at the very start of shadow of the earth tree and they're called the backhand blades 130 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:18,620 Yeah, they hold them back. Yeah, man. They are fucking nails. They are sick 131 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:22,620 The one where you press the button and it does yeah, man 132 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,620 I'm telling you they 133 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:29,620 I've used a fair amount of the other weapons and I just can't get used to them because I like what I like 134 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:38,620 But these fucking sword. Yeah, but these weapons they are they are my secondary weapons because some of these enemies if you want to doubt like the 135 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:43,620 The like the Knights that have the holy damage and shit like that that just fuck you up 136 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:50,620 These weapons are perfect for them because you can just fucking dash around them and shit like that and they're just so quick. I love them 137 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,620 Yes. Well 138 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:59,620 Here we go. Then I've mesmer has been slain. He's done it. He's dead. He's dead as a dodo. How many times did it take? 139 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:06,620 Not as long as I thought second phase is a fucker though, isn't it? I thought it was easier. Did you I preferred it because the 140 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:09,620 What it was like the second phase 141 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:16,620 When the snake comes down, I know if I unless he's doing the multi snake when the snake comes down 142 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:22,620 It can you hear me? It's very quiet. I don't know if I need to turn it. I can hear you. You want to turn yourself up. As long as this comes. I'm fine 143 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,620 As long as it's coming through on the thing. Yeah 144 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:30,620 Yeah, when that snake come down just the one singular head because the way my build is I like to 145 00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:36,620 He's I think he was just super weak to the fire stuff. I was putting out. Yeah, because his health bar was when I first went in there 146 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:42,620 I got him down to almost half health on my first try just chugging him down man, but he doesn't sit still long enough 147 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:44,620 He's jumping about like a bellend 148 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:51,620 So like when the snake comes down, I know if I dodge that he comes out of that snake 149 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:58,620 So there's a moment when I dodged that I can just put that strip down. He just walks towards it walks the whole length of the fire 150 00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:04,620 But that first phase bro, when he there's one move that I just couldn't I couldn't avoid it bro 151 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:09,620 He does like a millennia madness. Yeah, then he like he goes back the other way. Then he does that 152 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:14,620 Yeah, and I just where I'm locking on the the camera 153 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:19,620 You don't know which way you're going because he goes that way you go that way and then it just spazzes out a bit 154 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:24,620 so I had to keep like not locking on when I knew he was gonna do that move and diving through it and oh 155 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:29,620 God almighty, but yeah, no that that boss was not knowing 156 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:35,620 He was bad as the other main to that I did probably see it was so how many how many remembrances have you done? 157 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:40,620 Just the three I think three I've done I've done that horse fucker 158 00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:45,620 Horse fucker, you know the horse dog fucking oh at the beginning 159 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:51,620 I don't know what you get you get his head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the first one you've made I hated him 160 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:56,620 I really liked and that was a cool fight man. It's cool. But he's so hard. Did you notice two people? 161 00:12:56,620 --> 00:13:02,620 Yeah, there's one standing. Yeah, I didn't I did not notice that. It's like the big Chinese. Yeah, yeah, and to be a thing 162 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:09,620 Yeah, very cool. Yeah, he the problem with things like that is I can't see but with humanoids 163 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:14,620 I can see what they're trying to do. Yeah, we've monsters. He just twists and turns 164 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:19,620 I don't know when I'm supposed to be dodging divine beast or something. I can't tell when I'm sorry 165 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:23,620 Where's the damage coming from? Obviously when someone's swinging it with a sword, you know, you got a dodge the sword 166 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:27,620 Yeah, when someone's throwing their whole body at you. I'm like what part of I got a dodgy 167 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:32,620 Yeah, and what part is an attack and what parts him just moving? That's why I didn't like him 168 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:35,620 But then that fucking bitch with the swords or Elena 169 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:41,620 Yeah, I'm Rolana Rolana or something. She was fucking nails man. She's going straight to hell 170 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:48,620 She was nails. I've never fought a boss and got angrier than I have with her. When when she 171 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:54,620 it's not a second phase, but when you get her down to a certain point and then she ignites her weapons and just 172 00:13:54,620 --> 00:14:00,620 Just millennia just fucking constantly fucking battering you and she doesn't give you a moment 173 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:06,620 No, I know breathe you try and get away to heal and she's on you. Yep. It's like she's programmed to attack when you heal 174 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:16,620 I was so incredibly happy that I because I it took me took me about an hour hour and a bit to kill her and 175 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:26,620 then after is when I started because I had done quite well with avoiding any social media to do with with the DLC and 176 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:32,620 Then sort of like a day into it. The video started popping up and then basically 177 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:38,620 Almost as soon as soon I saw one video when the DLC come out and it was the fucking final boss 178 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:43,620 So immediately I knew who the final boss was and I was like that's fucking it spoiled it 179 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:48,620 But at the same time like is what it is, but it was after I killed this bitch 180 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:54,620 Was when the video started coming through people just saying how difficult she is and how much they're struggling 181 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:59,620 I was like, thank fuck. I had I had an easy time because my mimic tear was just 182 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:07,620 Oh doing what he needs to do. I swear to god. Fucking honestly, I I would say I fought her at least a hundred times 183 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:14,620 Mm-hmm. She was just a fucker, but I was like level 105 or something man and and still now 184 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:20,620 I get to shop I think and Mesmer when he was doing his grab attack my full health 185 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:24,620 Oh that shit man. We put fucking stab the full health bar. I'm dead in one 186 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:29,620 How many school to tree fragments have you done though? What levels your line? Yeah, you got a bum up 187 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:33,620 You definitely got a bum the up for the I thought that was well high. Well caps out 20 didn't it? 188 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:38,620 I don't know 20s the the the limit of it. I don't know about the ashes 189 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:45,620 one but the because they they literally just done an update for them where they 190 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:52,620 Because obviously what they do is they increase your attack and then also mitigate the damage that you receive 191 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:59,620 So they've just done an update where they've made that more potent earlier on in the levels 192 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:03,620 And then watered it down the further on you get so in other words 193 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:09,620 Thanks very much. You can be yes a little bit more buffed at the lower end than the fucking as I start getting some 194 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:16,620 You start fucking you start fucking nerfing it. Well, well, no, no, no, you're you're at the lower end 195 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,620 So they made it better for you. It would be good 196 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:23,620 It would I think it's sort of like as you start hitting like the level 16 onwards is where it starts to 197 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:27,620 Say it would have given you an extra 50 attack. It'll now give you an extra 20 198 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:36,620 But you but you've received more earlier on so like with this last boss when I went in I was level mine was level 12 199 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:44,620 Getting fucked two shot three shot. I was banging my rune arc. So I was having even more health three four shots 200 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:46,620 I'm dead, but I'm talking like 201 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,620 this boss 202 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:55,620 What's so fucking annoying about it is way you just said Rolana Rolana 203 00:16:55,620 --> 00:17:00,620 Whatever whatever a fucking name is didn't leave you alone. This boss is ten times worse 204 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:05,620 I don't know how a spell cast is supposed to get anything off of this boss. It's fucking impossible 205 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:12,620 So that's fun to me, but the but the combos where you're used to that almost four four attack 206 00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:18,620 Like one two, three four and then you've got a minute to fucking fight back. This isn't the case 207 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:26,620 It's it's almost one two, three, four five six and then sometimes it's one two, three, four five six seven eight and it's just completely fucking 208 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:31,620 Random completely random. I hate it. I absolutely hate it 209 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:38,620 Hopefully they get nerfed before like redone did because I don't redone pre nerf and that was fucking horrific 210 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:47,620 This is this is I can 100% see why people are saying this is the toughest boss that they have ever created because it I 211 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:51,620 I like say I've got them down to a quarter health 212 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:56,620 So I know there's light at the end of the tunnel and that was before I started farming the school of tree fragments 213 00:17:56,620 --> 00:18:02,620 I think I'm level 15 now or something like that. So I bumped it up a decent whack 214 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:07,620 So I know that I can get there, but I'm not joking. I 215 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:12,620 Am a summoner. Okay. I will once that fucking gravestone comes up 216 00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:18,620 I'm summoning because it's in the game for a reason for sure even even the fucking 217 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:26,620 Creator has come out and said that they're terrible video games and that they will use any fucking aid that is provided to them 218 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,620 All right 219 00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:34,620 So if it's good enough for the fucking person the architect of Elden Ring, then it's good enough for me 220 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:37,620 All right, so I'm gonna use it. However, this boss is 221 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:45,620 It is completely random but nine times out of ten the minute you go through that fucking horrible green foggy wall 222 00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:46,620 right 223 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,620 They just shoot towards you 224 00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:55,620 They just shoot towards you and then start wailing into you and there is absolutely no point throughout the boss fight except for maybe two 225 00:18:55,620 --> 00:19:01,620 Two fucking five second windows where you can ring your little fucking bell and bring something in 226 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:04,620 Have you tried 227 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:10,620 Summoning a human no one put no one's there. No, I put my little remedy thing 228 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:17,620 No, but trust me there will be no I have every time what you do is you do that 229 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:21,620 Yeah, and then nothing comes up. Yeah, and you go back on that thing 230 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,620 Then you cancel it and you put it on again 231 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:31,620 It always and then when nothing comes up you cancel it and do it again because what it does is the remedy isn't it? 232 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:35,620 The fur calling thing looks like a compass thing 233 00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:40,620 Yeah, what you do is you do that and if nothing comes up you just redo it and keep doing it until they all go 234 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:44,620 Warm and they'll all just start appearing. Yeah, cuz I've been doing yeah, I haven't been canceling it 235 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:50,620 But I've used like three or four of them and then it hasn't no no cuz when you use one if you cancel it gives you back 236 00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:54,620 Oh, okay, so it doesn't take it unless you actually use it right 237 00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:58,620 Unless you actually summon a human so you can just keep banging them on so you're not wasting them. But when 238 00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:05,620 Because what it does it will put you in like a state of like a hub where if no one's summoned there 239 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:11,620 Then there'll be no some signs. So you cancel it through again. It'll put you in another world state where there will be 12 summoned signs 240 00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:15,620 There's too many they will say I can't summoning failed because someone else is just summoning 241 00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:20,620 So just keep doing that and then you'll start popping up bro. I know you think I haven't summoned on this bro 242 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,620 I've summoned the shit out of this. I mean, it's so angry 243 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:26,620 I was I just need someone to just take their aggro for one second so I can breathe 244 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:32,620 I'd help you and look at and look at like just so I can watch their patterns from another angle 245 00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:40,620 So I can see what's going on because I can't I'm trying to like make progress and heal and I just it's impossible 246 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:45,620 I can't breathe. They don't let you breathe on this DLC. I am and I love it. I am more than happy to help you out 247 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:52,620 I'm Gucci bro. I've slain everybody. I know but when you when you need help, I need someone that's not gonna get angry 248 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:57,620 I mean cuz you're just gonna you're just gonna get annoyed you're gonna be like fucking this was out like easier when I did it 249 00:20:57,620 --> 00:21:03,620 Cuz it's obviously a lot harder because you're summoned you only get a limited amount of potions that you don't normally get 250 00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:08,620 But I'm and the damage is buffed. I've also fucked it for myself because I'm doing this at new game plus seven 251 00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:13,620 Yeah, that's all right. You still get summons bro. No, I know you get summons. I'm saying is that 252 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:21,620 Apparently it scales the difficulty. Of course, but you're then you've got like a health bar like a third bigger than mine 253 00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:26,620 Yeah, my health bars. Well, I'm getting I'm getting whacked twice and dead doesn't matter who it is, bro 254 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:33,220 Yeah, I can take a bit of a fucking pounding if I get caught lacking dead. There's nothing doesn't matter 255 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,780 Who is little mob? I'm out. I'm dead. Oh what? 256 00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:39,580 So those are the only three that you've done 257 00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:45,300 As far as I can remember, yeah, I've done the thing thing thing. I've done loads of little mini bosses 258 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:50,620 I've been to like I've done so many many into such a cool place, bro. I don't know where it was 259 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:52,620 But I went I went into a dungeon 260 00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:59,620 It was the longest dungeon I've ever done like catacomb thing and then you know when you get to the boss you go in 261 00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:02,620 It's the normal same room. It wasn't that room. It was a different room 262 00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:07,220 I killed the boss then it carried on going and I was like what the fuck is going on then? 263 00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:11,980 I then I found a waterfall then I found a coffin. I jumped in the coffin went down a waterfall 264 00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:16,620 I was just in some fucking underground lake thing. I haven't found any of this 265 00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:21,740 I mean, it's mad and it's terrifying. It's this turns Elden Ring into a horror game 266 00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:25,100 There's these I don't want to spoil it. Oh, no, no, no, no 267 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:30,100 There's these things walking around man, and these these messages on the floor, and they're not like player messages 268 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:36,900 They're messages left. Yeah, they're like don't try and fight it. You can't fight it run hide 269 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:40,700 Oh, you're there, right? Yeah, and then they're like I've seen it on tick-tock 270 00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:44,100 Yeah, hiding the reeds and that and there's these things you can't kill them man 271 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:47,940 I can't get a hit off on them something sneaking around you can't see where you're going 272 00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:53,260 Yeah, it's mad down. I wanna I want to get to there because I've seen so much shit in it because that 273 00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:58,620 Turn you mad didn't know that all like lanterns or something. Yeah, they're like them fish with the thing 274 00:22:58,620 --> 00:23:03,500 Yeah, and they just don't know what I don't know what's down there because I've got I can't I haven't got a map for it 275 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:08,300 I can't I can't work out if I've because it just keeps looping around on itself 276 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:14,500 Yeah, I don't know if I've been here or not and you don't want to keep backtracking because of them things and it's like it 277 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:17,860 Turns it into like Resident Evil bro. It's terrifying because they I 278 00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:20,420 Think you can kill them 279 00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:26,340 There's people put messages saying try parrying. Yeah, Harry. Don't Harry. Yeah, I can't Paris fucking 280 00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:32,340 That's not my yeah, they're they're anything. I've seen on there may look fucking horrifying. Have you got any of the maps? 281 00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:34,860 I've got a fair few of the maps. Yeah 282 00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:37,980 There's a couple I'm but then I say that every time 283 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:43,820 They'll get a map the map zooms out more and I'm just like then there's another black spot that I haven't seen before 284 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:50,460 Because you know, they're already on the map the locations to get them. Yeah little things. Yeah, they've always been there. Yeah 285 00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:55,580 Yeah, just you can't get to them after time you think I just up here. It's like I was a mountain in the way 286 00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:57,020 Yeah 287 00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:59,300 At the moment I'm where I need to be 288 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:01,980 by luck 289 00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:09,460 Because obviously when you slay mesmer it says you get his flame and it says to burn it in the fucking thing. So I'm at 290 00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:12,100 something ruin 291 00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:14,100 Yeah, you're heading in the right direction 292 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:18,060 I've been going there for ages are just going for all these tunnels getting lost that place 293 00:24:18,380 --> 00:24:22,700 Scorpion spider things that been down that place can go fuck itself 294 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:27,860 I've literally where I turned it off yesterday. I finally found my way out of the maze that I was in and 295 00:24:28,620 --> 00:24:30,620 I come out onto some lake 296 00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:36,460 It was just some big fucking geezer stand up there of a massive fucking hammer. Just standing on a thing in the middle of the lake 297 00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:42,340 Smacked his ass one bang get the fuck out of it. It was exactly. I just fucking cheese it, bro 298 00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:46,660 Okay, if as long as I can get them caught in my flame and they're walking like 299 00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:54,780 And then they get like frost fire damage chunks their health like the bleed does and I just try and rinse repeat that but 300 00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:58,540 I got a there's a there's a grace their bonfire there 301 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:02,700 So I stopped there looking out at that, you know that weird shadowy thing that's in the sky 302 00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:07,220 That's where I've left it, but I know that's the way I need to go. But that's that's all I know 303 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,660 So I don't know 304 00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:14,380 Yeah, there's plenty of places that I still need to go back to that. I know that I've got to but haven't been able to get in yet 305 00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:17,220 There's some 306 00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:20,580 There's some absolutely mental when I text you and I'd done 307 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:23,900 essentially three bosses on the bounce like 308 00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:28,100 one after the other and it was part of a quest line and I 309 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:34,140 Fuck me. Right, but the the the main boss at the end, which was a remembrance boss 310 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:39,660 Because I because you haven't done it, but I I also don't want to spoil that because it was fantastic 311 00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:48,180 Again, I didn't struggle nearly as much as everyone else has like I managed to get it in 312 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:52,340 I think it was like five or six attempts. Oh, you're smashing it. So you're in the final boss or whatever 313 00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:58,660 But you should take big heart in the fact that you are where you're at because I have played every single Souls game 314 00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,660 All right, I'm low level or whatever 315 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:05,700 But fuck me. This is probably the hardest I've ever been there definitely in the boss 316 00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:13,620 Perspective these bosses. I've never struggled against bosses like this. No, they're mental. It's mad. They're absolutely mental school in me, bro 317 00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:18,740 But my I'm telling you man. My mimic to is fucking putting in a mimic to plus 10 now 318 00:26:18,740 --> 00:26:23,780 I've got mimic to you plus 10 now. I've got mimic to you plus 10 useless sack of shit 319 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:29,900 Useless sack of shit. Whatever I want him to do. He's not doing whatever. I don't want him to do 320 00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:35,740 Oh, he's fucking firing comments. Get your frost thing out mate. My mimics just a fucking tank man 321 00:26:35,740 --> 00:26:41,740 but but it because obviously you can level up your with the ashes that you've got you got your school of tree fragments and then the 322 00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:46,820 Ashes of spirit ash spirit ashes. Well mines only level six. I don't know what that caps out as 323 00:26:46,820 --> 00:26:51,700 Once five, but obviously that makes the summons more powerful. So there's there's a temptation in me 324 00:26:52,420 --> 00:26:54,420 to go and farm them as well because 325 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:56,740 I 326 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,340 I can 327 00:26:58,340 --> 00:27:03,780 I can survive without the mimic tier, but I haven't actually killed if a remembrance boss 328 00:27:03,780 --> 00:27:09,780 I haven't done without him because I just don't want to this this last boss because most of the time 329 00:27:09,780 --> 00:27:11,940 I actually don't get a chance to fucking summon it 330 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:18,980 I've been having to to to battle them with with just my ones and I fucking hate it 331 00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:24,260 But the fact that you got it down to a quarter of health on your onesies. Yeah, it's tough. You got it 332 00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:28,900 Yeah, but you got it in you. It's there. It's there. But then you start getting that whimsy bits, bro 333 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:34,100 I as who was it? I think Mesmer and that Renala or whatever her name is 334 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:37,460 I think I've even got the clip safe. I've had them both down to like that 335 00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:42,180 You know when you got I just have one more here. I can do it. I can do it and then they banged it 336 00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:44,580 And you get that sound of tsh. Yeah 337 00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:52,820 I just want to fucking smash this TV to pieces. There was I had I had five 338 00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:58,020 deaths on the bounce of me going through the fog and 339 00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:03,780 Then just getting free tapped because I've missed it right five on the bounce, but you die 340 00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:09,140 I'm talking like these all within about 10 seconds of me dying and at the end of that 341 00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:14,260 I was like I'm talking headbutting the controller type and then I was I don't want to break this 342 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:17,300 Because it's my collector's edition from Ragnarok and I want to fuck that up 343 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:20,100 And I was like just just got a call off for a minute 344 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:23,300 I was getting angry man, so I was like that that's pissing me off 345 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:29,380 You know my fear with Mesmer was like that he was gonna do something mad after because 346 00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:34,500 I thought he was going down too easy and then but then when he turns it turns into his second form 347 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:40,740 His name his name is like base serpent something. Yeah, so this is your base form, bro 348 00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:44,420 What are you gonna do when I kill this then? This is a worry for me. Yeah 349 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:48,260 But yeah, I don't know. I don't want to know so I'm not gonna look at you 350 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:54,500 But there's a where I've been going where I was going through Mesmer's castle you go through a like a laboratory thing 351 00:28:54,500 --> 00:29:01,460 And where they've been like experiment on things. Hmm, and you meet someone and I think I don't know whether they tell you 352 00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:04,260 Or it's in a note or something, but they're like, oh, yeah 353 00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:14,020 Experimented on mogan shit. Yeah, so I'm guessing old mogi boy is gonna pop back up again in some fucking grotesque fashion 354 00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:20,260 And I don't want to fight that. Don't look at me. I'm not gonna I already know he's gonna they wouldn't say otherwise 355 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:26,420 But whatever that fucker looks like is gonna be a problem. Um, I'm I'm I'm not gonna spoil anything 356 00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:28,420 But I'll tell you now 357 00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:31,620 You won't expect it 358 00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:32,820 Which is fine 359 00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:37,140 But I but you'll hate it at the same fucking time you'll hate it 360 00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:42,420 the the second phase on this last boss is 361 00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:45,540 I 362 00:29:45,540 --> 00:29:47,540 I can't handle it 363 00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:52,340 I can't work out the mechanics. I can't fucking see what's happening 364 00:29:52,820 --> 00:29:57,700 It's hell on earth. It's it's it's horrendous. It's really horrible 365 00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:03,220 But I also feel like I want to sort of pat myself on the back in that every guide and everything 366 00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:05,220 I've seen for people doing these bosses 367 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:09,700 They always buff themselves with about 10 different things before they go through the fog. I do nothing 368 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:13,940 I do absolutely nothing because I don't have anything. I don't know what they're using 369 00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:15,460 I don't know what they're doing 370 00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:19,380 There's some people that are impaling themselves with their own fucking swords. There's other people that 371 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:22,100 Last boss any who moag? 372 00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:25,620 Who moag is gonna be the last boss? No 373 00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:30,740 You sure not in the sense that you think no 374 00:30:31,940 --> 00:30:36,900 No, but only because I was talking about moag and you was and then you was like this last boss 375 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:39,300 I thought well, yeah, because it's all I can talk about 376 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:41,140 Yeah 377 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:42,420 I've been looking for a 378 00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:48,900 I've been looking for him man, and I was kind of role playing in my own head because jim was there 379 00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:52,900 I didn't want to sound like a freak when I was when I was going through mesmer's castle 380 00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:56,820 You know, there's just free rooms everywhere because these ghosts are just useless. I'm just 381 00:30:58,260 --> 00:31:03,460 I'm going around in my head. I'm like where's mesmer? I know this is castle bro, because they're all dropping 382 00:31:04,420 --> 00:31:07,460 Mesmer essence. Yeah, I knew he was gonna be in there 383 00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:12,500 I had I had somewhat of an inkling because you have a couple of those a couple of the enemies that are a little 384 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:17,220 Bit more difficult where they've got like the red cloaks on and they shoot the fire at you and everything 385 00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:24,020 They can get absolutely fucked. I hate them fucking things. They're grim. They're grim the 386 00:31:24,740 --> 00:31:29,300 The um, then ones that stand up on the stairs as well and that you can't get near them 387 00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:30,260 You have to like rush them 388 00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:35,620 But then they're just bombarding you with shit with the holy spell and then when you stop they do something else that just comes 389 00:31:35,620 --> 00:31:39,060 Out the ground and you just I can't what am I supposed to do here? No, I'm mate 390 00:31:39,780 --> 00:31:45,540 They're fuckers. I hate him. Have you killed one of the fire giants yet? Yeah, I've done like three or four of them 391 00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:49,620 How I don't know how to avoid the attacks bro. I go to his feet 392 00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:54,580 He stamps and was like well i'm dead or I stand at a distance and he stamps and I'm like, well 393 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:55,620 I guess I'm dead again 394 00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:59,380 You've got to get as close as possible because if you stand too far he kicks the lava at you 395 00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:04,820 Which is a fucker to to avoid but he is a very like the trolls. Do you do it on your horse or? 396 00:32:04,820 --> 00:32:09,780 No, no, no do it on the feet. It's a very very simple move setting that when you're close 397 00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:13,460 He does his one foot stomp. All right, and as that comes down 398 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:16,260 Just before it hits the ground is when you roll 399 00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:23,860 Because then obviously that avoids the fire and then he normally does it with the other foot again same as the big giant things 400 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:30,580 But then he also does it where it's both fucking feet where he jumps up the same principle of of dodging 401 00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:36,420 Um, however, what I found when he does it with both feet when he jumps up is I just run the fuck away because there's a 402 00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:39,140 You reach a certain point where it doesn't get you 403 00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:41,700 Um, well, he's got so much health 404 00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:47,780 Yeah, and then he he goes to grab you if he grabs you and throws you in his fucking head. You're dead 405 00:32:48,180 --> 00:32:50,180 That's one shot. So you have to 406 00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:54,020 So you have to avoid that and what I do is obviously he charges up for that 407 00:32:54,020 --> 00:33:00,260 He like fucking leans down then swings his arm out when he does that just run behind him run between his legs run behind him 408 00:33:00,260 --> 00:33:02,820 But he normally does it one arm and then does it with the other 409 00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:06,660 Um, and then mad bro. I got me close to killing them 410 00:33:06,740 --> 00:33:12,100 Yeah, because all you have to do is you you stagger them you hit them enough and then they go down 411 00:33:12,180 --> 00:33:15,380 Yeah, like the giant. Yeah, and then that's when you you run over to their 412 00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:18,820 What is their head essentially and they got like masks on there? 413 00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:22,660 They're cool as fuck and then you do them in and they just go along just picking people up 414 00:33:22,740 --> 00:33:26,340 Yeah, i'm inside bro in mesmer's war. Hey, so cool like the story 415 00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:30,420 I know there's no I don't know the story much like when I was listening to you and stef obviously I turn it off because 416 00:33:30,420 --> 00:33:31,620 I didn't want to hear anything 417 00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:35,780 But what parts I did listen to and stef was like what's going on? You know, I don't fucking know 418 00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:38,340 And i'm sitting there going me me neither 419 00:33:40,180 --> 00:33:46,020 I've got some inkling. I know the characters. I was watching some lore videos before the dlc come out 420 00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:52,100 Yeah, i'm not oblivious to it, but the the game isn't really about that. The story is like there to be picked on 421 00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:53,620 ah 422 00:33:53,620 --> 00:34:00,020 But you're not like that's why it's so good. You just do stuff. Yeah, and then I what I found is you 423 00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:06,420 You pick a lot of stuff up and you summarize at the end a little like there's quest lines that i've done 424 00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:09,540 I wasn't didn't even realize i was doing a quest line. I haven't done a single quest line 425 00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:14,820 And I don't think i've done like three now three or four of them. Have you got the hand wraps at all? 426 00:34:16,260 --> 00:34:18,020 Pardon me. What do you mean? 427 00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:24,820 One of the new weapons. Oh, yeah, i've got like three of them where where you use your fists and feet instead. I've got a poison one 428 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:31,140 Like the perfume ones because that's another weapon. They're perfumes where you like squirt fucking perfume bottles. Yeah 429 00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:34,980 I haven't tried them, but i've got the gloves. I've got the perfume bottles. Yeah 430 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:40,260 Gloves are cool, man. I just found them weak as piss. I've got the spear shield as well. You seen that? Yeah. Yeah, that's cool 431 00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:44,340 I see that I see that it's very there's there's some cool shit in your life 432 00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:49,220 I've seen a place in mesmer's castle as well. I was looking over like a ledge the other day and there's a lift 433 00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:51,540 That goes up but I can't get there 434 00:34:51,620 --> 00:34:56,500 I don't it's like on this rope and it goes right up and right down the fucking side of the castle 435 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:59,380 I've no idea where that is. I mean this is why 436 00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:05,460 This is why it's the best adventure game ever made because there's no games that do adventure like this because there is no finding so much 437 00:35:05,620 --> 00:35:09,140 There's no like story where i go here. Just when I was doing 438 00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:13,380 The divine beast. Yeah, that was the first boss I did 439 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:17,780 And i'm very stubborn when it comes to that because once I meet a boss i'm like 440 00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:22,340 Well, i'm just gonna kill you now. Like i'm not gonna do anything else until you're dead 441 00:35:22,340 --> 00:35:24,500 I feel like this is the only thing I have and he's 442 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,540 Not to be done right away 443 00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:33,860 It seems because when I fucking killed him, I can't do anything after that. I think the door's locked or something 444 00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:35,860 Yeah, you're locked. Yeah, so i'm just like 445 00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:39,060 I didn't need to do this. I've just banged my head against the wall 446 00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:42,340 No, but you did need to do it because then it then it moves you on to the right 447 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:46,660 I can't go any further because I need to get a certain item 448 00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:50,580 Yeah, so now I need to go and find that but I didn't need to because I could have gone to Rinala 449 00:35:50,740 --> 00:35:54,020 Rinala Rinala or whatever instead I didn't need to do the divine beast 450 00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:58,500 You can do it Rinala instead but then what I found out was that you don't even need to do Rinala 451 00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:02,500 You can sneak around her because you can literally go oh you can completely ignore him 452 00:36:02,740 --> 00:36:07,140 So the fact that I banged my head against that fucking boss for so long and then after I killed it 453 00:36:07,380 --> 00:36:09,380 I didn't gain anything from it anyway 454 00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:12,740 Yeah, but you have because now you just don't have to do it when you go back. Well, yeah, I know 455 00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:18,340 But that is why the game is so good because you just you can bang your head against the wall and be like 456 00:36:18,340 --> 00:36:19,540 I can't do this 457 00:36:19,540 --> 00:36:22,580 Let me see if there's another way and there always is what I will tell you though 458 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:27,220 Is that the area that you're currently in to get to the point to continue the main story? 459 00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:28,900 Sucks 460 00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:30,900 Yeah, I'm sure it's hard. It's hard now 461 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:36,260 Fucking so and that that bit with all the scorpions and stuff dropping down. I ran through that with the horse 462 00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:41,220 I'll smash it number. I just ran, you know, there's the fragments in there bro. Yeah. Yeah 463 00:36:41,540 --> 00:36:45,700 No, yeah, I ran around collecting everything because no no, they're not items on the floor 464 00:36:45,940 --> 00:36:50,180 Yeah, there's some of them with the pots on there. Yeah little fuckers. Why they knocking about with them? 465 00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:51,940 Yeah, yeah, I got a no bed 466 00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:54,980 But I know that i'm gonna have to go back because there was a couple that I didn't take out 467 00:36:55,220 --> 00:37:01,060 So i'm gonna have to go back in there as well. I got I can't remember what it does. I does your back step 468 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:06,100 Yeah, I don't know. It makes you take more damage. Yeah, I haven't used it. I haven't tried it 469 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:10,420 But normally things like that do so I don't I don't backstep i'm always rolling 470 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:14,820 No, no, i've started backstepping for the first time in history against 471 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:18,260 uh, I can't be it was either ranala or uh 472 00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:20,580 or uh 473 00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:26,580 Matey bob mesmer because he's he's either his spear or her thrust or saying he was just I always thought I was just out 474 00:37:26,580 --> 00:37:28,580 Of range and I never fucking was man 475 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,500 um 476 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:34,820 But yeah, that's why I think it's the best adventure game because you can just go in the direction 477 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:40,500 You can't do it go somewhere else but that place with all the scorpions. I was getting so lost man 478 00:37:40,820 --> 00:37:44,020 Because there's like them there's the air tunnels you can jump up and come down 479 00:37:44,020 --> 00:37:48,580 Oh, yeah, there's like a million different places you can go to them fuckers running around with them circular blades 480 00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:54,500 That are just so quick man. Oh my god. They're annoying those fuckers. Yeah, I don't even bother with them, man 481 00:37:54,660 --> 00:37:57,380 I just run away from them. I couldn't find a grace for so long 482 00:37:57,380 --> 00:38:01,940 And then when I died, I was like, I don't know where I was so i'm trying to find my way back to where I was 483 00:38:01,940 --> 00:38:06,980 I was so frustrating. I have found that I am putting down so many messages 484 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,860 It's unbelievable. I don't read them though 485 00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:14,740 Because it just spoils stuff man because I read them and I praise all of them 486 00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:19,620 No, I don't I don't because it ruins stuff man. I like I like the adventure. I like the 487 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:25,060 Making the mistake of walking in see I find it as I read them if I know what's coming 488 00:38:25,140 --> 00:38:30,740 So say for example, I walk in and then there's fucking a monster on the ceiling. He dropped somewhere and I didn't know 489 00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:32,180 um 490 00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:34,340 When I then go back through there, I'll read the message 491 00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:38,020 But I won't read it prior to going in and nine times out of ten 492 00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:42,340 It spoils it anyway, because if there's like eight messages somewhere you're like, all right, what's going on? 493 00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:47,140 I I don't find it as a spoiler. I find it as part of the story 494 00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:51,220 It's part of the experience because I feel like I feel like everyone's it for me 495 00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:57,780 It makes me feel less alone because i'm like right there's other adventurers in a different realm and they're leaving me a message 496 00:38:57,780 --> 00:39:03,220 Just be wary. So yeah, I always appraising but I was saying to stef I was like the the best bit about is because the 497 00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:05,460 DLC is so fresh 498 00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:08,500 Everyone's sort of right. Most people are running at the same pace 499 00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:11,940 So therefore a lot of the messages you put down are being appraised 500 00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:16,260 And there have been a couple of times where like i'm i'm fucking a blip of my health and then 501 00:39:17,060 --> 00:39:21,140 Straight up because someone's fucking appraised you for some stupid message that you've left 502 00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:26,340 I put one down for there's a bit in mesmer's castle where you've gone quite a distance 503 00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:32,420 And then you come up to it's like it's the first time I think you see that and then viking style ships 504 00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:38,180 Do you know what I mean? There's viking ships on the castle and they're like fire and these little dudes are running out behind them, Frank 505 00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:40,660 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah 506 00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:45,300 And you can go straight on you can go left or you can go right down the stairs 507 00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:48,500 Yeah, so I went down the stairs and there was a bonfire in there 508 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:54,180 So I went I back up put a message first off try right and then see grace or whatever 509 00:39:54,180 --> 00:39:59,060 And then pointed in the direction because things like that are massive you come up and you're like i've got no fucking health 510 00:39:59,140 --> 00:40:04,660 What way do I go man to know that there's a thing you can sprint past everything and just get to that activated 511 00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:06,980 Yeah, when I see a message and it says grace ahead 512 00:40:08,420 --> 00:40:10,660 Run for safety fuck for that 513 00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:17,480 Yeah, there's uh, yeah, there's there's there is something to be said for the messages for sure. Have you found wolverine? 514 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:23,340 Wolverine, yeah, it's right at the beginning of the dlc right at the very beginning wolverine. No 515 00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:26,300 Yeah, I think it's supposed to be wolverine for sure. Uh 516 00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:30,220 If you as soon as you come into the dlc if you like chuck a right 517 00:40:30,780 --> 00:40:34,140 Go like a little u-turn back on yourself. There's like a forest you run in there 518 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,620 There's just a geezer running about with no shirt on 519 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:42,940 But he's got like wolverine claw. Yeah, I think he's got like the hand claws or satin. I don't know what his weird weapon 520 00:40:43,180 --> 00:40:47,260 Oh, yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah, and you kill him and then you get his weapons. Yeah, he's hard as fuck 521 00:40:47,260 --> 00:40:54,460 Yeah, yeah, I think i'm sure he's called like logan or satin. I'm sure his name's logan something around that 522 00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:58,300 Yeah, because I leveled up his bare claws to like plus 10 and they're they're quite cool, man 523 00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:03,420 Yeah, so with that being logan and the fact he's got claws. I imagine I never made the connection 524 00:41:03,980 --> 00:41:07,020 I don't think I looked at the name to be fair. I just saw an enemy and thought i'm killing you 525 00:41:07,180 --> 00:41:11,500 It's a cool. Uh, it's a cool little throwback, but there's been some mad things that i've been 526 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:14,380 loads of mad places i've been man i've been in like 527 00:41:14,380 --> 00:41:18,380 Somehow and I don't know how I ended up in the castle moat 528 00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:21,180 Um right at the very bottom 529 00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:26,140 There's some mad shit down there bro. There's all them weird little fly things and 530 00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:32,540 There's places I can't get to because they're locked and just like how mad is this tlc and this is what i was saying 531 00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:34,540 They're just massive expansions 532 00:41:34,540 --> 00:41:36,940 I'd be happy if they didn't make another Eldermen 533 00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:41,180 They just kept doing expansions for this for years because it's great just more stuff 534 00:41:41,180 --> 00:41:48,140 Yeah, more stuff because it's a cultural movement. It's sad that I I haven't been on twitter or tiktok at all this week 535 00:41:49,260 --> 00:41:55,420 because of it that that makes me sad because there's part of that community base there you want to be with them, but i'm also seeing 536 00:41:55,900 --> 00:42:03,100 When I have like put on twitter and then everything's elderm ring as soon as I go on it is something like it was like something something like 537 00:42:04,060 --> 00:42:08,940 Godric the grafted or something and then there was like a meme about something. I was like I don't want to see your 538 00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:11,180 you're in a dangerous area as well because 539 00:42:12,140 --> 00:42:14,140 The dlc has been out long enough 540 00:42:14,940 --> 00:42:18,540 That a lot of people are at the end of it people are smoking it bro 541 00:42:18,540 --> 00:42:26,460 And and therefore there's also a lot of guides and a lot of headlines and shit that are just straight up telling you what bosses are 542 00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:29,420 and yeah, you're in 543 00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:30,700 You're in 544 00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:34,940 Jeopardy of of the last boss being spoiled for you very very quickly 545 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:37,500 Very quickly. There's a problem 546 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:42,540 Because it's also it's not like a like an obscure name either. It's like 547 00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:45,180 What what it's named? 548 00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:51,260 There's no hiding what it is that makes sense like it's just a straight like spoiler not like the divine beast 549 00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:55,820 Like you can think oh what the fuck's that but no this is just like you're gonna know 550 00:42:57,180 --> 00:42:59,180 But yeah, it's it's just 551 00:43:00,140 --> 00:43:03,980 I think it's obvious. I can't see and i'm not gonna look at you once again 552 00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:07,660 but I can't see it being anyone other than 553 00:43:08,380 --> 00:43:09,820 Michaela 554 00:43:09,820 --> 00:43:10,780 or 555 00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:16,940 The fucking the woman is either that geezer that we're following around with the little fucking symbols 556 00:43:17,260 --> 00:43:23,100 I make a lot of kind or it's the fucking Michaela or whatever her names. I can't remember. They've got very similar names 557 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:25,740 It's gonna be one of them too. It can't be anybody else 558 00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:31,180 So yeah, I don't need to i'll get there when I get there if I get spoiled I get spoiled 559 00:43:31,180 --> 00:43:34,940 But um, i'm trying my best not to what i'm looking forward to is the fact that um, 560 00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:42,060 I know how many main bosses i've still got left to do i've got fucking loads to do when I kill this last boss 561 00:43:42,060 --> 00:43:48,060 That's the good thing once you've done the main shit everything else, you know his side you can just enjoy it then yeah 562 00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:50,060 It's just like it's all fun then yeah 563 00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:54,860 I'll go i've done i've done what I needed to need it to do because in my head I need to do this 564 00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:59,100 I've got it down to a quarter health. I can't fucking I can't stop now 565 00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:03,340 I need to I need to continue and i'm I am getting 566 00:44:04,060 --> 00:44:08,460 Better and better and better at doing it. It's just getting to the second phase 567 00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:14,140 And then trying to work out what the fuck i'm supposed to do is is what's doing me in 568 00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:21,020 Um, because I just feel like it's brother. It's so much fucking effort to get there. I'm i'm talking 569 00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:27,020 They'll dash out eight eight moves and then you might get to hit it 570 00:44:27,020 --> 00:44:29,660 Eight moves and then you might get to hit them once 571 00:44:30,380 --> 00:44:33,580 Maybe twice if you're lucky and then it's another set of fucking 572 00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:40,540 A load of bullshit and then you might get to hit them once and then more bullshit and it's like fucking hell like 573 00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:44,620 You have to have everything on point for so long. Yeah, it's better 574 00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:50,300 Stressful man, but also where where you'll have a have an issue as a fucking um 575 00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:56,060 As I guess a ranged class is apparently the boss is way more harder at range 576 00:44:58,380 --> 00:45:02,700 Yeah, apparently where you want to be is right by right right fucking next to them 577 00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:06,300 Is where where you want to be but it's just 578 00:45:07,260 --> 00:45:08,460 that 579 00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:09,980 brother 580 00:45:09,980 --> 00:45:15,420 You know what? I mean, there's a nuking phase where I know that a lot of people are saying that they're just getting one shot 581 00:45:15,420 --> 00:45:19,340 Well, i'm lucky because I've got a shit load of health, but I can't imagine how 582 00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:25,500 How anyone can survive it? But I also don't understand how the fuck you're supposed to avoid it 583 00:45:26,060 --> 00:45:28,140 Because every move is avoidable. That's the thing 584 00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:34,300 That is the one thing about elden ring is every single apart from mogues fucking blood 585 00:45:34,780 --> 00:45:37,740 Yeah, but even that is avoidable with the with the with the with the physics 586 00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:41,980 But how would you ever think of that unless you knew exactly a bit but 587 00:45:43,180 --> 00:45:44,540 it's just 588 00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:49,740 There is a way to avoid it because I I saw a guide explaining how to avoid it. But at the same time 589 00:45:49,820 --> 00:45:51,820 I was like that's fucking 590 00:45:51,820 --> 00:45:53,180 Excuse me 591 00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:57,020 and then and then the move set after that is just like 592 00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:59,340 I I can't 593 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,100 I can't understand it 594 00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:05,580 Genuinely, I can't understand would you know it was the final boss if you didn't know already 595 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,200 100 100 596 00:46:09,020 --> 00:46:09,980 Cool 597 00:46:09,980 --> 00:46:15,660 Even if you even if you took that boss and then just turned them into a into a black blob 598 00:46:15,980 --> 00:46:20,860 So you had no identification of what this boss was just from the move sets alone 599 00:46:21,180 --> 00:46:26,860 You would understand that this is the final boss in that dlc because this is fucking so much more difficult than anything else 600 00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:31,340 I have come across at all. It sucks. I hate it so much and I cannot be 601 00:46:32,140 --> 00:46:33,340 I cannot 602 00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:37,340 Be more enthusiastic at the idea of me finally killing them 603 00:46:37,340 --> 00:46:43,340 Um, how um, how long did it take you to avoid? 604 00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:47,240 Ranala's moon things 605 00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:50,060 Until you realize what you had to do 606 00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:55,340 You know, there's a move where she fucking turns into two moons and they go they slam on the floor 607 00:46:55,420 --> 00:46:57,580 And then there's a third one after that as well 608 00:46:58,060 --> 00:47:05,100 I because you have to jump in it a amount of times I rolled bro. I um, i'm pretty sure I just tanked them 609 00:47:05,100 --> 00:47:08,700 Yeah, I was gonna say I bet you just tanked it bro. That killed me bro 610 00:47:08,780 --> 00:47:13,100 I got it because she only does it once and I was getting her down and she just put I was like 611 00:47:13,180 --> 00:47:14,540 What is this now? 612 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:18,140 And I was expecting her to fire them at me because like us because it's her sister, isn't it? 613 00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:23,420 The mage one in the tower. Yeah who fires the fucking moons at you? 614 00:47:24,540 --> 00:47:29,260 I was expecting them to fire so I start panic rolling roll. Nothing roll. Nothing still nothing 615 00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:33,500 And then yeah up I come I was like fuck then it happened again 616 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:37,980 I was like fuck and then yeah, I fought for a second. I was all right and then the third drops 617 00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,740 And then yeah, I got to that point 618 00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:47,500 An hour later another two or three times before I finally realized i'll try jumping and yeah that worked 619 00:47:47,580 --> 00:47:50,540 That's another thing again with this final boss 620 00:47:51,340 --> 00:47:58,060 You know how quite a few of the bosses or just enemies in general have like a delayed attack to catch you off guard 621 00:47:58,060 --> 00:48:04,540 I hate them. Yeah, they're delayed attacks. I may be like 0.2 of a second more delayed than what you're used to 622 00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:07,420 so 623 00:48:08,780 --> 00:48:10,780 Just trying to fucking 624 00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:16,380 Oh, no, the delayed attacks in general are my biggest crip tonight because i'm not used to it 625 00:48:16,780 --> 00:48:21,180 As soon as I see them like go to i'm rolling and then I realized I fuck delay 626 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:24,860 And then I think again, uh, it's delaying again and then no they just hit me 627 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:30,220 Yeah, that's that is the best bit of advice I ever read on elden ring was it's not 628 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:37,740 Avoiding getting hit it's avoiding the delay and no she's teaching you not to panic roll. Yeah, don't panic roll 629 00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:44,540 You have to wait, but I i'm just too scared. I'm just rolling down a rabbit bro. I just can't I can't sit still man 630 00:48:45,580 --> 00:48:47,260 Yeah 631 00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:53,660 Very good. That's just fucking it's good though. Oh, it's incredible. It's it's absolutely incredible. I 632 00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:58,540 I'm genuinely in love with it. I think it's amazing. I hope I want them to do a book man 633 00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:05,660 Yeah, because they do. Um, obviously you got like, uh, blood-borne graphic novels, which i've read and then I think there are 634 00:49:06,140 --> 00:49:10,940 Some elden ring. Yeah stuff, but yeah, I would I would love for them to do a 635 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:16,060 A book for it. I really would this is why I asked you earlier 636 00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:23,260 If I should move on to the next game of throne series is coming out next year because this is obviously written by george 637 00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:26,300 I am martin. Mm-hmm, or the lorries anyway 638 00:49:27,420 --> 00:49:28,540 um 639 00:49:28,540 --> 00:49:32,060 And it's got me right into it obviously with house of dragons as well 640 00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:38,540 Uh, i'm just well into it. I'm seeing if there's if there are any any there's manga coming out 641 00:49:38,620 --> 00:49:44,620 Oh, there's strategy guides, but strategy guides aren't fucking there's a manga coming out. I read it yesterday. There's an elden ring 642 00:49:44,780 --> 00:49:47,020 Uh the road to the urn tree 643 00:49:48,140 --> 00:49:50,140 volume two 644 00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:52,220 And that's that's paperback 645 00:49:52,220 --> 00:49:53,820 um 646 00:49:53,820 --> 00:49:55,820 original story 647 00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:59,100 It's got from software on the fucking front of the book 648 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:05,180 178 pages. So yeah, it'll be a little small one. It's fucking um 649 00:50:06,460 --> 00:50:08,460 But I don't know what it 650 00:50:08,540 --> 00:50:10,540 Entails it looks like that 651 00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:14,940 I have no idea. I'd imagine probably more on the graphic novel side of things 652 00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:19,020 If it's graphic novel is 178 pages. That's good. Hey 653 00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:23,500 The a co the tarnished continues his exploration of stormvale castle 654 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:27,980 Which puts him on a collision course with the demigod godric the grafted now 655 00:50:27,980 --> 00:50:35,100 They must face each other in a fierce sculpture competition who would impress the judges the most with the power of art. Maybe 656 00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:37,740 what 657 00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:41,180 The reason another cool thing that i've noticed 658 00:50:41,980 --> 00:50:43,980 That all the bosses in the game, man 659 00:50:44,620 --> 00:50:46,620 They're all george r martin's initials 660 00:50:46,620 --> 00:50:51,840 godric godfrey all them ones ranala fucking 661 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:56,480 What there's loads of ours, and then moog and fucking 662 00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:02,640 Mickela milania, they're all grm. They're all grm. Oh, yeah, all of them 663 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,280 All of the main bosses are grm 664 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,280 It's crazy 665 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,280 Yeah, fair play 666 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:15,040 I'm just trying to fight to see if there's any there isn't there's a compendium. There's a dark souls compendium 667 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,040 um 668 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:20,240 But yeah, that's that there's no actual book books 669 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,400 Now i'm sure there's a 670 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,840 Elden ring manga coming out. There probably is there probably is 671 00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:32,880 Everything's just like walkthroughs and shit like that, which is um, which is not what we're after is it? 672 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,320 Oh, it's just how many uh 673 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:43,920 Uh last week the official elden ring manga has been put on hiatus as its creator has taken time off work to play shadow of the earth 674 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,640 How many 675 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,720 What's the most amount of runes you've lost so far? 676 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:54,240 Well, it's not gonna be as many as you no doubt, but I lost 180 000 yesterday 677 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,800 I was pretty upset 678 00:51:57,820 --> 00:52:01,920 565 000 rooms. How much do you need to level up though? 679 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:06,960 Uh, it was like 520 000. That was like two levels for me. I lost. Yeah 680 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:13,600 I you don't need to level up bro at your point. I imagine you're getting like one tick of something 681 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:19,840 Like if you put in any more hp, you're probably getting plus one hp. It's like plus 50. Is it? 682 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,680 Yeah, someone like that. It's not a massive amount, but i'm gonna keep fucking doing it 683 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,500 My aim is to get everything to 99 684 00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:32,820 Oh, you ain't doing that is what i'd love to do, but I don't think i'm doing that because that's like 685 00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:41,060 Oh, my lowest is like faith faith's like eight. Yeah, so you've got to get so you've got to get 91 686 00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:48,740 Yeah, yeah stat points into that and they're half a million a piece at the moment. It's like level 700 something is where you 687 00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:51,140 you could be like at the max of everything but 688 00:52:52,180 --> 00:52:53,540 I want to 689 00:52:53,540 --> 00:52:58,740 Annoyingly most of the really cool weapons that i've come across all want you to have fucking faith 690 00:52:59,380 --> 00:53:02,660 All of them. Yeah, I see a lot of faith shit. I don't want to use any faith shit 691 00:53:03,060 --> 00:53:08,660 I'm not interested in it. I'm i'm big fucking ooga doga swords and i'm gonna smack you around quite a few times 692 00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:10,820 And you get empty. Yeah, you get larval tears 693 00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:15,860 I've got another spare one knocking around but I just know that i've got no interest in it because I like my big swords 694 00:53:15,940 --> 00:53:19,220 I did that on like my my third playthrough of elden ring 695 00:53:19,220 --> 00:53:25,140 I respect into into faith and started using all sorts of different cool weapons and shit and whilst they looked cool 696 00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:29,300 But I just don't like it. I like my I like my big 697 00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:32,340 Swords, what can I say? 698 00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:34,660 I can't help it. It's 699 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:40,660 It's too easy over cheese some of the enemies where I just can't just stun locking them a bit 700 00:53:40,980 --> 00:53:46,180 Basically, yeah, because because the the I can't remember what the movie is called the gravity poor whatever it is 701 00:53:46,180 --> 00:53:48,420 You don't have to be in their line of sight 702 00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:53,380 So I can hide around the corner and do it and it will fucking tag them pull them in 703 00:53:53,460 --> 00:53:56,420 And then I can fucking slam down and it'll still do the damage on them 704 00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:59,780 So there's so many enemies where I think no fuck you i'm not getting in the way 705 00:53:59,780 --> 00:54:04,740 I'm gonna hide around a corner and use it. There was one enemy and it was a it was one of the knights 706 00:54:05,540 --> 00:54:06,500 Who? 707 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:12,980 I just hate them. I hate the knights so much because their holy ability that they they fuck you up 708 00:54:12,980 --> 00:54:19,140 And there was one where I was um running in the area that you're soon gonna be in 709 00:54:20,580 --> 00:54:21,940 And 710 00:54:21,940 --> 00:54:24,740 I just see them standing on a roof 711 00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:29,300 And I said to stef I was like here comes a fucker because I was at that point where 712 00:54:30,820 --> 00:54:33,460 I had found a grace and then continued on 713 00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:37,460 And it had been quite a large gap between the next grace 714 00:54:38,180 --> 00:54:40,180 And I hadn't found one yet 715 00:54:40,180 --> 00:54:46,580 And I hadn't found one yet. So I was like if I die now, it's it's such a fucking effort to come back 716 00:54:46,900 --> 00:54:49,380 And i've killed so much in the in-between 717 00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:52,580 And literally 718 00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:56,180 I sort of I come out this corridor and then i'm on these roofs 719 00:54:57,140 --> 00:55:01,620 And then oh fucking nightgazers standing up there and then you know when they agree with it 720 00:55:01,620 --> 00:55:03,620 Don't start attacking you just look at you 721 00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:06,580 I was like, all right, I got about five seconds before he starts fucking doing something 722 00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:08,180 so 723 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:11,380 Next to me was this little room and I saw something shiny 724 00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:17,460 And I was like, right. Well, I'm like a magpie. I'm getting the shiny thing first because if he's gonna kill me 725 00:55:17,460 --> 00:55:19,460 I want to find out what that is first 726 00:55:19,460 --> 00:55:21,380 So quickly ran over 727 00:55:21,380 --> 00:55:26,500 Um, and I think it might have been a school tree fragment or something like that. And as I ran into the room 728 00:55:27,540 --> 00:55:35,060 Suddenly like this snowy storm appeared sort of like in the room. I was like, well, you couldn't get me because i'm in the room 729 00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:39,700 Um, nothing happened and I looted what I wanted from the from the chest or whatever it was 730 00:55:40,580 --> 00:55:42,820 And then I went back out the room and he weren't there 731 00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:49,380 He weren't there, right? And then all of a sudden the runes popped up into my like went 732 00:55:50,020 --> 00:55:52,020 And then I fucking absorbed them 733 00:55:52,180 --> 00:55:55,380 And I stood there for a minute and I was like he's disappeared. So I'd 734 00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:02,100 captured the um the clip of it and basically what happened is I'd ran out into the open 735 00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:05,780 He'd aggroed on me was staring at me. I ran into the room 736 00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:11,780 He then charged up an ability that I didn't see but I'd imagine is what happened because of the fucking snow or whatever 737 00:56:12,340 --> 00:56:15,620 And basically where he was and where I was 738 00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:19,620 There was he was on a roof and it was basically like a um 739 00:56:20,260 --> 00:56:23,060 Like a c shape but in between 740 00:56:23,540 --> 00:56:25,780 Was nothingness was just a gap 741 00:56:26,020 --> 00:56:28,580 So what he had done is charged up his ability 742 00:56:28,580 --> 00:56:33,540 Gone to fly towards me because i've gone in that room. He's hit the wall and just 743 00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:37,140 Drops down 744 00:56:37,140 --> 00:56:42,180 Splat I said to steve I was like i'll take that I'll take that all day and then I carried on and then sure enough 745 00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:44,820 There was a fucking grace. I was like, thank fuck for that 746 00:56:45,300 --> 00:56:50,980 That's great. I thought that's that's just because obviously I know there's a couple of cheeses where there's like lifts and shit and they put a 747 00:56:51,540 --> 00:56:54,980 Bad ass enemy at the bottom of the lift. You can just go down there 748 00:56:54,980 --> 00:57:00,180 Call the lift like make the lift go up and then just hide on the other side of the gap and then they'll 749 00:57:00,660 --> 00:57:05,700 Nine times out of ten fall through that gap never thought that and just die. It's fantastic with with 750 00:57:06,420 --> 00:57:08,820 Quite a few of the nights on the base game of Elden Ring 751 00:57:08,900 --> 00:57:13,460 I used to do that all the time because i'm like I can't because obviously there's always a lever at the bottom to call it back 752 00:57:13,940 --> 00:57:19,540 I was like, I can't be asked to deal with you the amount of times it's happened to me where i've panicked and just gone 753 00:57:19,700 --> 00:57:22,580 Just get up the lift and i've gone there and they've got on with jumped on with 754 00:57:22,580 --> 00:57:25,780 Yeah, i'm fucked. I can't do this 755 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,500 I hate it, man. I hate it just 756 00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:35,860 It everything wants to kill you and everything hurts like a fucking ton of bricks, man. I love it. I love it 757 00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:41,620 Everything wants to fuck you up there. There's one fire giant. Um, and it was the last one that I killed 758 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:48,580 and I don't know what was going on because I I I struggled hard with it like really fucking 759 00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:52,820 Fucking I don't know if it was a beef. It didn't look any different to any other fire giant 760 00:57:52,820 --> 00:57:56,500 I've had to deal with or not fire giant the whatever they're fucking called 761 00:57:56,980 --> 00:58:01,780 But this thing was nails man. It was it like i'm maybe an hour 762 00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:06,740 Of doing it. Well, it was tough gave me fuck all for killing it as well 763 00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:10,740 All it did was just allow me to to go to a grace. I hated it 764 00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:14,500 Which is always the worst because you think this is so hard. There must be something good 765 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:21,960 Nothing just souls. What the reason I knew that it must have been fucking a beefed up version is because it had a stake of marika 766 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:25,780 And marika and then you had to run 767 00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:28,580 like over this bridge 768 00:58:28,660 --> 00:58:35,460 While it's shooting fucking flames like these big ringed flames at you that i'd never seen before it like it like charged up its head 769 00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:42,260 And then just fucking stooped down just sends this beam at you that you have to avoid today where I left it yesterday 770 00:58:42,260 --> 00:58:44,980 I bet that's that one because where I was yesterday 771 00:58:47,220 --> 00:58:50,260 That lake where that geezer is I killed him and then there was a grace 772 00:58:51,300 --> 00:58:54,820 And there was a two items there one was a fragment I think and then one was a little letter 773 00:58:55,540 --> 00:58:59,460 And I started reading the letter and I thought oh fuck. I haven't touched the grace yet 774 00:58:59,460 --> 00:59:01,780 If I die now i'm gonna be fuming. Yeah, and then I heard 775 00:59:03,380 --> 00:59:05,380 I was like, ah, what the fuck is that? 776 00:59:05,380 --> 00:59:10,980 And as I come out the menu there was a fire giant on the other side of like the ravine across a bridge 777 00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:16,260 Beaming yeah, and he'd I don't know what it was. There was like a fire portal thing right? 778 00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:18,580 And he'd fired it at me 779 00:59:18,580 --> 00:59:21,940 I don't know if it just stopped there or if it was gonna do something. I was just 780 00:59:22,740 --> 00:59:25,780 Spamming the button to touch the grace before it did anything. But yeah 781 00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:33,620 We might be fucking near the same i'd be fuming you might have been at the spot that i'm talking about then because there's like a 782 00:59:34,660 --> 00:59:37,540 It's a bridge, but it's not a bridge. It's almost like um 783 00:59:37,540 --> 00:59:39,540 It's split into two 784 00:59:39,780 --> 00:59:44,900 I didn't look I just I saw there was a bridge and he was on the other side and then when I come out the grace 785 00:59:44,900 --> 00:59:46,900 He wasn't there anymore 786 00:59:46,900 --> 00:59:51,940 But um, it sucked man. It fucking i've i've yeah, i'm just gassed to play. I just want to play it man 787 00:59:51,940 --> 00:59:54,900 Yeah, same here. I'm such a glutton for punishment. Let me go home 788 00:59:55,460 --> 00:59:59,300 Smash my head against the wall over and over again because it's just for some reason fun to me 789 00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:02,660 Yeah, literally i'm gonna i'm gonna hoover and then 790 01:00:03,540 --> 01:00:06,260 Probably have a run and then just play it 791 01:00:06,260 --> 01:00:09,300 For the rest of the evening until I kill this last boss 792 01:00:09,860 --> 01:00:13,220 I'm gonna fucking kill it. I'm gonna like say i've 793 01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:16,980 I've leveled up my scooter tree shit about three levels since I last tried 794 01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:21,300 So i'm gonna go and try again and see if that'll fucking I wish there was a correlation with that 795 01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:26,100 I wish when it did it you could see the statistical change. I don't like the fact. I have no idea 796 01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:28,900 You can't see how much more powerful it's done. It's just a number 797 01:00:28,900 --> 01:00:34,900 I need like I want to see oh, my tax going up by like a thousand or something. I think it's um 798 01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:36,900 I think it's um 799 01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:39,780 I think it's if you 800 01:00:39,940 --> 01:00:45,380 If you fully max it it's either it gives you an extra hundred percent every time you level it up 801 01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:49,860 Or it's if your max level it's increased your damage by a hundred percent 802 01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:52,660 The way I feel now 803 01:00:52,660 --> 01:00:56,820 If I went back to the base game because there's so many bossy ain't killed because obviously it's a new character 804 01:00:57,220 --> 01:01:00,500 I feel like I could smack anything. Yeah, obviously I know them 805 01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:05,540 If them fragments don't carry over into the original thing over the weapons and everything 806 01:01:05,700 --> 01:01:10,260 But yeah, no just how powerful I am and now the wall that i've come across against all these bosses 807 01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:14,900 I feel like anything the base game is laughable compared to this. I like I could just go and spank them now 808 01:01:15,060 --> 01:01:17,060 Yeah, yeah when I when I look at 809 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,460 millennia's moveset 810 01:01:19,460 --> 01:01:21,460 Compare compared to like ralana 811 01:01:23,060 --> 01:01:25,060 Or renal or whatever her fucking name is 812 01:01:25,060 --> 01:01:30,340 But she she seems way more difficult than melania. She's a joke 813 01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:35,860 She's an actual joke. I'm so glad she is dead. I can't wait for you to get this last boss 814 01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:38,580 I really can't because I know i'm gonna get that text 815 01:01:39,620 --> 01:01:42,740 Of you either asking me to help you or you going what the fuck is this? 816 01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:46,340 Because it's mental it's met the the fact that 817 01:01:46,980 --> 01:01:50,580 You will think it's fucking ridiculous and then you'll get to phase two 818 01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:53,460 And then you'll go this is even this is even 819 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:56,260 Even worse far far worse 820 01:01:56,740 --> 01:02:00,100 I'm looking forward to it. I don't know how you're gonna do it as a ranged as a ranged character 821 01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:02,180 I'm not ranged. I just I just 822 01:02:02,180 --> 01:02:04,820 I've got a weapon that I swing but I don't really use it 823 01:02:04,820 --> 01:02:08,340 I just tend to fire flames, but it takes so long after conjuring the boy goes 824 01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:13,540 And then when I press r2 or r1, it's like another second or two. Oh, yeah, you ain't gonna have the time 825 01:02:13,540 --> 01:02:16,980 This is what I mean. There's no way you I didn't have time against any of the other bosses 826 01:02:16,980 --> 01:02:22,100 So how i'm gonna do against this thing. I don't know. I can't use my my special ability. I can't use it 827 01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:25,700 I do not have the time my mimic tier has the time because you can just tank everything 828 01:02:26,020 --> 01:02:28,980 But I don't have the fucking time, but I know it's bad 829 01:02:29,540 --> 01:02:33,780 Where i'm barely making it to phase two with my mimic tier still alive 830 01:02:34,580 --> 01:02:37,060 He's almost fucking curtains by the time we're there 831 01:02:37,940 --> 01:02:38,980 so 832 01:02:38,980 --> 01:02:41,620 Uh, yeah, i'm hoping by tonight i'll have him dead 833 01:02:42,260 --> 01:02:45,540 Yeah, that was happening to me with a couple of bosses. So I ended up 834 01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:49,700 I think it was that rinala. I think I ended up fighting her 835 01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:53,920 Myself until I got her to phase two then while she was phase two 836 01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:59,800 And then I summoned my mimic tier just so it had health to get me through to the fucking end of the fight fucking 837 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:04,680 You'll do it 838 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:09,400 Tune in next week for when I tell you that i've done it to always smash his piss 839 01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:15,160 Well, i've given up all right, well this has been episode 100 840 01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:21,720 Wow. Yeah. Well congratulations to us both for being committed to something so wonderful 841 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:25,400 And what a lovely little community we've built if only there was more of you 842 01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:31,880 If only we were more famous and successful, I mean plenty of listeners just not enough patreons 843 01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:38,120 Patron.com forward slash watch the buttons, but we just need a bit more money 844 01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:43,240 Um, we love doing this. It's fantastic. We'd like to get paid to do it 845 01:03:43,240 --> 01:04:06,600 We loved you right? See you later everyone. Uro