Press the button!
Right, Reese is about to perform
Elden Ring for us all.
Hold on. Here he goes.
Let me, this is my impression.
Cause we can't play it, cause we're scared of copyright.
Yeah, scared of copyright.
But this is my impression of it, obviously.
Wait, this bit isn't my impression.
But this is all purely me.
All me.
Okay.
It's all me.
That's all me.
Elden Ring's back.
It is indeed.
Shadow of the Ored Tree is among us.
And when I say that-
Look at the line on the screen.
It's grabbed me by the testicles,
given them a little lick,
and then throw me into the dirt.
Oh, okay.
I love it.
I'm all for it.
It's fantastic.
It's, so far, as it's reviewed,
it is the best reviewing DLC ever made.
Oh, wow.
Ever.
It knocked out, um,
is it Blood and Wine?
On Witcher?
Tears of the, no, um,
fucking Ocarina of something?
That wasn't a DLC.
No, I know.
What is it?
As the best rated game in the world as well.
Oh, all right, okay.
Let me get the, I should have got the-
Should have done ill prepared.
I know, I know.
It's just my excitement is,
it knows no bounds.
Well, I mean, for context,
I woke up and you were already playing it.
Yep.
Then you've been playing it constantly.
You went to bed and I was playing it.
Yes.
Yep.
And then you went,
should we have a cup of tea and do the pod?
And then, I actually did not have a cup of tea.
No.
Which I've just realized now,
that's why I'm so thirsty.
Thirsty.
Um.
You've got a drink right behind you.
Yeah, which I shall be sipping in just a moment.
And then, yeah, after this,
you're gonna immediately go back on it.
I can anticipate.
100%.
It's got you.
Oh, it's got me.
10 out of 10s everywhere.
Everywhere there's 10s out of 10s.
And if it's not 10 out of 10, ignore it.
Because it should be a 10 out of 10.
Elden Ring DLC steals the witch's crown
as best reviewed RPG expansion.
And, um,
CD, uh,
CD Projekt Red,
congratulated them and then did like a poster
of, um,
of Geralt killing Moog.
Cool.
Very cool.
The cookie just popped up, I did see it.
Fuck.
Um.
And yeah, it's just,
oh,
it's everything we'd ever wanted.
There's all different weapons.
There's different, um,
enemies to fuck around with.
And my goodness, do they fuck you around?
Um.
Obviously I've gone in, um,
NG plus
six or seven,
level 224.
So I'm over, I'm over equipped for this.
Still getting my ass handed to me.
As you have seen.
I'm still getting fucked up by things.
Still killing lots of things.
I'm still using the same weapons that I used
through my entire playthrough
from fucking Radahn himself.
And I will continue to use them
until I find something better, which I just won't.
Fair enough.
And that is how it's gonna play out.
Um.
I don't really know what's going on.
I've killed two remembrance bosses.
So two of the main bosses and then,
Squidward.
That does crack me up actually.
Cause I'm like, oh, so what's going on?
You're like, I don't know.
I got a clue.
I go, people speak and stuff.
You're like, yeah, not a clue.
Not a clue.
Do you feel like that, you're missing out though.
Nope.
Because I feel that's exactly how I'm supposed
to be feeling with this.
I don't know the stuff,
what the stuff does that I'm picking up.
So you don't like know what's happening?
No.
No, no, no.
I should probably,
I should probably do a quick video explaining
more of the DLC.
I know bits, but as far as the lore goes,
no, I don't know most of the lore.
Fair enough.
All I know-
I'm excited as I said, fair enough already.
All I know is that we're trying to find Mickela.
Oh, okay.
Because he's leaving bits of flesh.
Those are the crosses or whatever.
And yeah, I'm absolutely dreading coming up against Mesmer.
Okay.
I'm really not looking forward to it.
Obviously got the collector's edition, didn't I?
So it comes with a big old fat statue of Mesmer.
He's obviously not the main boss,
but that's Melania's brother.
Yep.
And if he's anything like Melania,
he's gonna be a cunt.
And I already know that we were told,
he is in fact harder than Melania.
So that's gonna be fun.
And yeah, it's been a long time since I played Elden Ring.
So the rust needed to be knocked off.
I think the rust has well and truly been knocked off now
because since the DLC come out,
I think I've thrown in maybe like 10, 12 hours.
Yeah, easily.
Something like that.
Maybe even approaching 15.
However, when did the...
So it rocked up yesterday at what, like three o'clock?
And I think I started playing it at about six.
Till God, nearly midnight.
Yeah, nearly midnight.
And then I was up at seven in the morning
playing that until the time is now almost four.
So yeah, I stopped playing it about one, two,
three, four hours when I'll be playing it again after this.
It's just so good.
Do you know roughly how long it is supposed to be?
Haven't got a clue.
I haven't looked up and I don't think Ash did anything.
That's probably why I don't know the fucking law of it
because I didn't do any research on it.
It got announced.
I saw the trailer.
That was good enough for me.
I had it on good authority from Ash,
that from software, they don't make shit DLCs.
So I was like, okay, I trust you.
Would you feel disappointed if you were playing it
and playing it and then finished it tomorrow night?
Yes, yeah, 100%.
But we were also told that it's meant to be just as big
as the base game.
Or maybe a bit smaller but still fucking huge
because it's multi-tiered.
Oh, all right.
So you've got your ground level stuff
and then obviously there's like in the base game.
There's a whole underground area
and there's loads of shit above you
and there's just so much stuff going on
and I've got no idea how to reach half of it
but that's part of the fun.
So yeah, I did no delving whatsoever on the game.
Okay. At all.
Do you want me to tell you?
About what?
How long it roughly takes to be.
No.
Okay, I won't.
Good God, no.
Okay.
Is it a long time?
No, I'm not gonna tell you.
Okay, yeah, don't tell me.
I don't want to know
because I feel like that might spoil it
because I don't know how many bosses there are.
I literally, I don't know how many weapons there are.
I don't know.
I don't necessarily know what is new.
I don't know how many bosses there are.
I don't know.
I don't know anything about what's supposed to happen.
I was a bit pissed off that I opened TikTok yesterday morning
and then literally the first video I saw
was the last boss of the DLC,
which I didn't know what it was.
So I'm a bit annoyed about that,
but literally all I saw was like the bit
just before you go to that boss.
And like it was their name up the top and everything.
So I spoiled it for me,
but I didn't see the boss themselves.
So we were right in that respect.
And so far I've kept my algorithm clean
of anything Elden Ring.
Me saying it so much, my phone's next to me.
It's probably picking up on that right now.
And yeah, I'm just taking a bit of enjoyment in the mystery.
There's things that have gone on,
which I have no idea what has happened.
And I want to Google it to find out
what exactly is happening
because I can feel myself slowly hitting a wall
of I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing,
but I have just found myself in a place called Shadowkeep.
So which looks like a big old new area.
So I'm going to fucking venture around that first
and then figure out what's going on
and then see where we're sitting.
But so far, fantastic.
Excellent.
It's lived up to all the expectations so far.
I feel like what must,
you know, like people when they're doing
like the gender of a baby
and then the lady does a little scan
and then doesn't tell the parents.
That's what I feel like now that I know the total
like playtime.
Well, are we in for a long, long one?
I can't tell you that.
Is it anything like the base game?
What was the base game?
I don't know.
I think it was like maybe like 50 hours or something.
No.
Not that much.
No.
No, I don't think it would be.
But then it shouldn't be really a DLC,
not a fucking sequel.
Yeah. I mean, the, yeah.
I don't want to know how many remembrance bosses there are
just because I feel like once I know that number,
I'll be able to gauge pretty quick.
Where you're at.
Yeah.
But so far it's just lovely exploring new shit,
being terrified by fucking everything.
Everything's trying to kill me.
Everything can kill me.
Everything has killed me and everything will kill me.
But that is the whole part of it.
That is the premise.
The new weapons I've got so far.
Yeah. They're cool.
They're not star scourge, fucking great swords,
but they're cool.
And yeah, it's just, oh, I can't wait to finish it
so that I can say that I've finished it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like where you had that accomplishment
of finishing Elden Ring and then beating Melania
and all the additional bosses and shit and going,
yeah, I did that.
Can you see yourself replaying it?
What? Normal Elden Ring?
No, this.
Like, you know how like you played Elden Ring?
Oh, what? Like New Game Plus?
Yeah.
Probably not, to be fair.
Probably not.
I don't really know why I did so many New Game Pluses.
I think it's because I could do it quicker
and quicker each time.
And because I was just more and more powerful.
So it was like, I think it was a little bit of revenge
from the first play through where every boss was a cunt
and I was fucking banging my head against the wall.
So then like New Game Plus three or four,
you were just fucking cheese grater.
Like you were just going straight over everything,
couple of hits and everything was done.
So it was just that almost like God mode aspect
of all of this shit sucked.
And now I'm just one shot and everything.
I'm gonna enjoy this a little bit.
And then, and then yeah,
but so far well worth the wait.
And I'm very, very interested to see where this,
I'm just so happy that it's come out at a time
when there's fuck all else around.
That's not distracted me anything.
There's a fucking, there's a downtime with wow.
We're waiting for the pre patch
and then we've got the expansion coming out.
So nothing's really going on there.
There's no new exclusives that have released
or set to release anytime soon
that are looking to take me away from anything.
So it's good.
I'm happy for it.
I'd love to see you play it.
Oh really?
Yeah.
I would just to see the change
in how you have to play a game
because there's something about a Soulsborne game
where it just changes how you play games.
Makes you better because otherwise
you just can't play the game.
Better than I already am.
Yeah.
Yeah. 100%.
I can't explain it.
You feel like,
when people listening that have probably played
all the Soulsborne games are probably thinking
what is this wetty on about?
But finishing something like Elden Ring,
I don't know, you just feel a bit
dog's bollocks at the end of it.
And you just get humbled by a fucking dog
walking down the street and fucking like,
I mean, it's just very rewarding kind of play style.
But that's enough of Elden Ring
because I could go on for fucking ever
about absolutely nothing
because I don't know what's going on.
Fair enough.
So yeah.
We had the,
what do they call it?
Nintendo?
Or Nintendo Direct.
Nintendo Direct.
That's the one.
They kind of rounded out last of the group really,
weren't they?
Yeah.
It was literally, wasn't it?
Yeah.
You had all of them fucking consecutively.
So that would be what maybe like three episodes
worth of us back to back.
Covering, yeah.
State of play, wank.
Then Xbox showcase,
summer game fest in between that.
And then- Ubisoft.
Ubisoft forward.
And then you've got Nintendo Direct.
Anything decent?
There's some in there depending on what you like.
You got Metroid Prime 4.
That's, you know, if you're into a bit of Metroid.
Yep.
We've got Donkey Kong Country Returns HD.
Sheikah thing, couple of Dragon Quest remakes.
If you're into that.
Couple of ones that like just really aren't,
again, if they're your cup of tea, happy for you.
Like it's probably really great,
but it didn't really grab me at all.
There's like, I don't know.
There was a couple of things
about like they've changed something in Among Us.
You got Luigi Mansions 2 HD.
So again, that's nothing kind of like fresh.
It's more just like dressing up.
How do they keep coming up with ideas
for things like Luigi, Mario?
As they would with anybody.
It's just, let's just do different shit.
But that's not a new one.
Donkey Kong.
That's just updating it.
Have you seen they've got Horizon,
Lego Horizon Adventures?
You see that?
Yeah, they announced that at the state of play.
That was one of the better things that was announced.
And that to be fair, does look quite cool.
I do like the look of that.
When does that come out?
Did it say?
Let's have a look.
What was it called?
Lego Horizon.
Fourth quarter of 2024.
Cause that's basically like an open world,
kind of like what they did with Fortnite
and the Lego collab.
Yeah, sort of.
You got a stray coming to the Switch,
which is nice for a lot of people.
Again, the Tales of the Shire.
I feel like Stray should have come to Switch on release.
I feel like that.
I thought it was just PlayStation on release.
Oh, of course it was.
There's another example of fucking exclusives
making their way over because yeah,
Stray fits the Nintendo scene so well.
They've brought, so when you have Nintendo Switch online,
you've got the previous gen little apps that you have.
And they announced an N64 mature section,
which has Turok, Dinosaur, Hunter, and Perfect Dark
included in that, which is what I was playing.
Perfect Dark earlier, it was quite funny.
Cause it's really fucking hard.
I've played it for maybe 20 minutes.
Controls are so fucking hard to grasp.
It's so confusing.
But yeah, it was funny because literally everyone
just goes down with one shot, which was quite amusing.
So there's sort of like less than one.
There are others that I haven't mentioned
because I'm wanting really.
Then you had Super Mario Party Jam Marie,
and then they've got announced a new Mario and Luigi
brother ship.
I won't get it, but everyone went nuts for that.
Yeah.
Yeah, very popular series.
Is that still running like platform style?
No, I don't think it is.
I don't think so.
I'm so lost in the world of Mario.
Yeah, no, it is like, it looks like a 3D vibes on that one.
But that will be November.
It's kind of cute though.
I feel like you would enjoy it more than you think.
You're so, I do think you sometimes like discount stuff
that you wouldn't normally play,
but actually would quite enjoy.
100%.
And like, so say you really enjoyed,
oh my God, what the fuck was it called?
Ratchet and Clank.
No, it takes two.
Loved it takes two.
Do you know what I mean?
And it's like that similar kind of puzzle exploration,
relying on each other, helping each other kind of.
I know I would definitely enjoy things like Mario
because when I was a kid, I absolutely loved them.
And same with Donkey Kong.
And then like I just said,
Ratchet and Clank is one of my all time favorite franchises.
I fucking love Ratchet and Clank.
And that's just like a kiddy fucking.
You know, so like you, we all know you've got a bit
of a punishment kink from Elden Ring.
You know what I mean?
You like being, have your ass handed to you.
I hand you Super Mario Odyssey.
All right?
Cause you think that you're just having a cute little time
running around with a little hat that can do shit.
No, I have, I can't even put that game in my Switch anymore
because I'm so angry about being so stuck
that I just have, I've had, I'm on what?
Like a three year break from that.
Fucking three year break.
Like, ugh.
And then of course, my favorite announcement
from the Nintendo Direct.
Here it comes.
Was The Legend of Zelda Echoes of Wisdom.
It's in the same kind of art style as Link's Awakening,
which they brought, that's a remake of, I want to say,
oh, was it 1993?
Oh, I don't know when the original Link's Awakening was.
I wasn't alive.
But yeah, it's that similar sort of like look.
And essentially like what happens in the trailer is
Zelda is trapped and then Link comes to save her.
And then this kind of like dark purpley void opens up
and he's being swallowed by it, fires an arrow
and releases her and then it's just absorbed into nothing
and he's gone.
Which makes it the first game in the franchise
where Zelda is the protagonist.
Not the first time she's a playable character,
but the first time that she's like the character
that you play.
And essentially what you kind of do is obviously,
it's not necessarily traditional combat.
What she can do is she has this,
the little fairy is called Tri
and then Zelda has something called a Tri Rod
and can echo items from the land.
So for example, like she needs to cross somewhere
and she's echoed a bed and then can like recall
and place a bed and then use the bed to jump up
and get to a higher level or like echo a box.
Kind of like the building aspect of Tears of the Kingdom.
Sort of, sort of, but more just like random fucking objects
that you're then using for purposes.
And I think you can actually echo enemies
who will then fight for you.
Very clever.
Yeah, or like I think in the trailer she's used,
it's like a rock that falls at like the right time.
And I don't know, it looks very, very interesting.
And then yeah, of course there's like these void areas
that are like popping up everywhere
and I imagine it would be, you know,
some sort of thing where you kind of try and solve that
because it's not what you want.
What was the crowd response like?
I didn't really take much notice.
I don't really look at stuff like that necessarily.
I kind of just go off like kind of a bit like
what you were just saying with Elden Ring.
I almost don't want like.
I don't want your negativity.
Yeah, like I don't almost, yeah.
I tend to look.
I want constructive feedback always,
unless it's a game that I'm absolutely in love with.
Therefore, I don't want your constructive feedback
because I already love this game.
I don't need it.
Yeah, well, I mean, I just think,
I just see for myself really.
Yeah.
And it's very early on as well.
Like it's not really gonna be based on much
other than just, you know,
whether you think it sounds like a good game or not.
It's interesting though to go on a different
almost direction with it in that you've got
Zelda as a protagonist, which is very cool.
Which.
Someone said you should call it the Legend of Link.
Because it switched around.
It almost begs the question as to why
it's never been done before.
In what way?
Well, I think because it's, that would,
I suppose I was about to say it's a bit like Mario and Peach,
but obviously Peach does have two of her own games now.
And there is that game, I want to say.
Well, they've all got their own games,
didn't they?
Fucking Bowser.
Yeah.
The Toads have their own one.
Yeah.
Yoshi's got his own game.
And that's maybe that.
It's just what's happening sort of here.
But then there's so many like,
the kind of like timeline of the Zelda series is nuts.
Like there are branches as it splits off.
You've got like the child timeline, the adult timeline.
You know, obviously with Skyward Sword,
it was Skyloft, which then like becomes Hyrule.
Like it's, there is no kind of,
it's almost like, what is it?
Like iterations of each other, like generations.
They're like constantly reborn and the whole thing
with the Triforce and the Goddesses and stuff.
Like there's so, so much.
I think the, you know, the Hyrule Historia I've got there.
Yeah.
And that was released in 2011.
And I think that was the first official publishing
of the timeline.
Oh, what, the book?
Yeah.
I bought you that.
Nope, no you didn't.
Meg did when I was in school.
What's the one that I bought you then?
You bought me the little manga series in the cupboard.
I thought I bought you one of them.
Nope.
No, I've had that a long, long time.
And trust me, I was there.
You believe what you want to believe.
Okay, I will.
But yeah, that was like the first publishing
of the kind of timeline.
So yeah, it'll be an interesting one.
And that's all I've got to say on that really.
Nothing about Switch 2.
Nope, you got September 26th is when Echoes of Wisdom
comes out and they're also dropping,
which like I said to you the other day,
stop me buying it.
The gold Triforce edition of the Switch Lite.
It's not just like the white one there,
they're just in gold.
No, it's a Switch Lite.
The ones that you don't got.
Oh, the ones with no, no.
Slightly smaller.
But you was against the Switch Lite?
No.
Yeah?
No, I just don't need one.
You've always spoken dirty of a Switch Lite.
No.
You definitely have.
When I went from my little phase
where I was gonna potentially buy one.
No, I'm very much team, if you're gonna buy one,
just buy a normal Switch.
But I do get, they are cute.
And actually playing my sisters one,
I was like, oh, I do kinda like it.
A little bit smaller, a little bit more light.
Not come apart, I don't know.
But nothing on a Switch 2.
No.
Leave them alone, man.
Just leave them alone.
All right?
Look, we can't.
It's just ridiculous though.
We are the fucking Lincoln Zelda,
the reiterations of the same conversation again and again.
No, I know.
Where you shit on them and I go, no, not that bad.
I'm not shitting on it.
It's just, I don't see how it's smart business.
How many years between the PS4 and the PS5?
Maybe like four or five.
I mean, it was definitely longer than that.
I don't know.
It definitely was.
I had a PS4 before I knew you.
No, but even then, this argument
is already fucking full short on your end
because the PS4 come out of a PS4 Pro.
Yeah, and they've come out with Switch OLED,
which has a nicer screen and a better battery life.
And a dock that can have ethernet.
And a fucking better designed ventilation.
Yes, but that's not hardware.
That doesn't mean anything
for the fucking game that you're playing, does it?
Capability wise, whereas the Pro did.
Sorry, you've stopped looking at the gap,
the time gap between the two.
You were just about to Google that there
and now you've put that down.
Google what?
The time gap between PS4 and PS5.
Oh, I was, yeah.
Not because I think that it was longer
because I'm just doing, can't remember
and I'm interested to know.
PS4.
But that's the thing.
I feel like it's just, yes,
there's no way they're not working on something.
14th of November, 2013 is when the PS4 was introduced.
When did the Pro come out?
No, we're not including the Pro.
What I want to look at.
No, I don't want to include the Pro.
I want to look at the Pro.
Was it 17, I think, or 18?
Was 2016, so 10th of November, so three years later.
And then, so ignoring the,
so then the PS5 come out.
2021.
Yeah.
Oh, was it?
No, Australia, Japan,
North America, November 2020?
November 2020?
Was it really?
God, COVID is like dog years.
Yeah, November 12th, 2020 was when that come out.
Okay.
So you've got seven years.
Seven years.
Okay, well we're only just hitting that.
Yeah.
Okay, so give me a break.
Now you throw the Pro in there.
So now it's not seven years anymore.
Okay, well I'll use the OLED then.
The point remains is that it's really not that deep.
I personally don't think it's that deep.
I feel like it's something that, yes, we all know again,
to rehash, to re-walk old paths together, right?
As we have many a time.
It's something that, yes, we all know
that it falls behind on hardware and software
and fucking capabilities of running games.
Yes, okay?
But it's also, again, it's such an old argument.
You're going out and about with it.
You can pick it up.
I can play my home console
as you can play your home console right now.
We can play them at the same time
because if I couldn't, right,
you should be grateful for the Switch
because if I couldn't do what I can do
with the Switch right now, we'd be having arguments.
I'd be fighting over that telly.
We'd be fighting like you used to fight over the remote
when you were a kid with your brother and sister.
You'd just get another monitor.
But we don't need to because I've got a Switch
so I can just yank it out and play it on the bed.
So we're fine.
Do you know what I mean?
So like, cut them some slack.
And also they're also able to bring out,
you've got games like, there's games that you and I
don't even give a shit about that are massive.
Stuff like Splatoon 3 and things like that
just not in our world as much as I did like Splatoon.
What the fuck is Splatoon 3?
It's so fun.
Like I did have- Is it a PvP?
Yeah, I did have Splatoon 2 and really enjoy it.
And then the problem was I had to go to uni
so didn't really play it.
And then they brought out a third one.
But yeah, you just cover, it's just like,
you cover as much ground in your colour
and then you can like dive.
It is fun.
So Google what the most currently popular games are.
On what?
Just like ever. On anything.
Oh God.
I think Fortnite have had such a high amount
for a long old time, haven't they?
And probably fucking like Roblox or something.
World's most popular game in 2024.
So you have Helldivers 2.
Oh God, yeah.
Final Fantasy Rebirth,
Dragon's Dogma 2, Tekken 8, Like a Dragon, Infinite Wealth.
Do you know what I mean?
They're games that we don't even touch.
Stalker 2, Persona 3 Reloaded,
Prince of Persia, The Lost Crown.
Definitely not.
Power World, fucking hell, Power World.
Yeah.
Remember that? Yeah.
I wonder what that's doing.
Yeah.
Wow. But this is the thing.
This is what I try and tell you.
We're like-
Princess Peach Showtime?
Hey.
We might not necessarily represent like,
just because we play across multiple consoles,
I don't necessarily think we're anywhere near representing
like the average. No, we're definitely not.
The mobile gaming scene in places like Japan,
China is fucking ginormous.
Yeah.
Ginormous.
And that is a surface that we haven't even scratched.
Yeah.
Nor will I.
And again, so like with Nintendo,
it's almost like a, not an obsolete argument,
because yeah, you know, keeping it fresh
and you can't just dine out on one thing forever.
But they do traditionally have quite big gaps.
If you think Breath of the Wild came out on the Switch,
it also came out on the Wii U.
You know what I mean?
And the Wii U, as we've said before, nearly killed Nintendo,
but what was before the Wii U?
Literally the Wii.
So that was fucking what, 2008, the Wii came out.
Then you've got the Wii U somewhere in the middle,
whatever I want to say, maybe 2013,
if I had to guess off the top of my head.
Then 2017 with the Switch.
So that, you know what I mean?
It's not anything new is what I'm trying to say.
It's quite, because they're not gonna,
I would very, very much doubt.
Although, I don't know, maybe.
Like, I don't think it's gonna be called Switch 2.
I think it's gonna be something else.
In that, you know, so let's say the relationship
between the Wii and the Switch, you've got, okay,
motion control, you've got, you know,
wiggling it at a screen, probably obviously a much,
much closer, well, definitely a closer relative to the Wii U
in the whole game pad thing.
And what they did there was a bit like
with that shitty PlayStation thing that they tried to do,
where like, you could play it out and about,
but your PlayStation had to be on.
Well, the porting.
Yeah.
You know, the Switch is what the Wii U
kind of should have been with this business of,
you know, you can just leave and it'd be done
and that kind of, but the idea was there.
So ultimately, I would imagine they're racking their brains
trying to think of something that can be next and not just.
Okay, you got the DS, you got the DS Lite,
which was again, better battery, brighter screen.
You know, there are patterns that are being repeated here
that I feel like isn't being acknowledged by,
well, you, Melanie.
You know what I mean?
Like, do you know what I mean?
There is, and then you go, okay, the 3DS.
Oh wait, that's shit.
Let's make the new 3DS.
Maybe they are thinking of something different.
Well, it's probably more likely.
Yeah.
Because the, if you're trying to build on
what you already have and just make it beefier,
I feel like the boat for that is beginning to sail
in things like the Steam Deck.
Like that space is no longer occupied by one fucking entity.
There's now multiple that are very, very, very heavy hitters
that are doing extremely well.
Is it still the best selling console?
What?
Switch.
I don't know, to be fair.
But definitely for a time, wasn't it?
Best selling console.
Fuck a time, console.
Console of all time.
Best selling.
Not of all time, I just mean like currently.
Well, of all time sounds cool, doesn't it?
It does.
I wonder what that is.
That's the weirdest chart I've ever seen in my life.
Is that noise?
It's the dog.
It's the dog fucking.
Oh, you're stuck naked.
Yeah.
Is it still the, oh my God, the PS2,
that was the best selling console of all time.
Is it the PS2?
Yeah.
So you've got, I've got a list of number tens.
Go on, what have you got?
So I've got Game Boy Advance at number 10
with 81.51 million.
Is it that?
No.
Oh, okay, yeah, 85.1 million.
Yeah, that's corroborating, go on.
I've got the Xbox 360 with 84 million plus at number nine.
I've then got the PlayStation 3 at number eight
with 87.4 million.
Oh my God, look, I was having the same sources.
Yeah.
Then the Nintendo Wii at number seven, 101.63 million.
We've then got number six, the PlayStation
with 102.4 million.
We then have at number five, the PlayStation 4
with 117 million.
And then we have number, sorry, this is number four.
That was number five.
The Game Boy and Game Boy Color, 118.69 million.
We then have at number three, the Nintendo Switch,
123 million plus.
We've then got the Nintendo DS, 154.02 million.
Yep.
Jesus Christ, but then again, every cunt had a Nintendo.
My nana had a fucking Nintendo DS
doing the brain fucking game.
Oh, my brain's 74 years old.
Yeah.
God, what the fuck.
It was nuts.
And then number one, yeah, the PlayStation 2.
Yeah.
155 million.
Obviously, the Xbox One's not there.
The Series X, Series S.
PS5 isn't there.
PS5's not there.
So do you know what I mean?
Because no cunt can get the fucking PS5.
But do you see what I mean?
Where if you were sat in the office of Nintendo,
you'd be like, well, we're all right.
We can rest for a little minute.
Well, not even rest, but just work on something else.
I feel like the...
Because you know, actually,
what you were saying in the Patreon about
how the higher up you are,
the harder you've got to kind of try.
Could you imagine now rushing a release of something
just because people are starting to go,
where's Nintendo Switch 2?
And it fucking up, like it flopping.
You will be, and that is wherever the Wii was there.
You've got to follow up strong.
I feel like Sony and Microsoft have been very,
very lucky with their current gen releases
by the fact that, yes, the difference between the PS5
and the PS4 and the PS4 Pro is substantial.
However, the necessity to have a PS5 is fucking underground.
There is absolutely no need to own a PS5.
Now we're coming to a curve where it's becoming more pressing
that you need a PS5 to still play PlayStation games,
as it fucking should be.
It's been out long enough.
And I said this from the beginning,
there will be a point where PS4 games
and support start to be getting let go
because Sony need to move on and focus on the PS5,
especially when you've got Microsoft so openly saying
that they're already working on their next generation
of console.
But when the PS5 first come out, there was nothing on it.
It was a gimmick to a point.
It was nice to have one.
I'm glad I've got one.
Oh yeah, you canceled your pre-order at one point.
Yeah, I had the pre-order and then canceled
like three days before, and then I was like,
oh my God, what have I done?
And then ended up getting one anyway.
But the need to have one was so minimal
because there was nothing out for the PS5
and everything you were finding yourself playing everything
on a PS5 for a PS4.
So yes, it looked a bit better,
but if you had a PS4 Pro,
it already looked pretty good anyway.
So I feel like Sony as a company were lucky with that
because I feel like the fans of Sony are so diehard.
It's like with fucking Apple and Android,
Xbox and PlayStation is the same kind of shit.
You slap a PlayStation symbol on it,
someone's gonna buy it.
Yeah.
So I feel like that saved them,
but it really didn't do them any favors
in the fact that they've released this brand new console,
like hyped up, this is like the next best thing.
Nothing to showcase its capabilities,
still nothing to showcase its capabilities.
And that's the same with all the fucking current
like next gens or whatever.
So I feel like, yeah, if Nintendo were to rush something
or release something, their next console now,
they've got that where what they already have is so good.
Whatever they release next,
you're right, they need to release it nearly perfect.
And with enough shit on it that is good enough
to drag those millions and millions and millions of people
away from their Switch
to then whatever the fuck they're bringing out next.
Because if you don't do that,
then the money that would have gone into making
this next console and then it releasing
and everyone going, yeah, that's cool,
but not enough to take me away from the Switch
that I've had for seven years,
will, well, will you?
Exactly.
And that was such, I think,
such a immense example of a marketing failure.
Because what you had there was-
I don't even remember it.
Most people just thought it was like an add-on.
Oh, you can get, because the remote,
as far as the little rectangular controller was,
it was exactly the same.
The console itself looked like a roundier version
of a Wii.
And then the gamepad,
for the Wii U being so accessory heavy,
we had fucking steering wheels.
You had to Google it.
You had the little, you know,
the little bats you could play.
Like the addition of a screen,
a lot of people didn't, it wasn't enough.
Like exactly like you just said, it wasn't enough.
I never had one.
And it's the very people that love the idea of a Switch,
probably would have loved a Wii U,
but it just wasn't, you know, it just didn't.
How did it work?
Pick them up for 50 quid.
Honestly, no, I really, really want the Wind Waker
Zelda edition of it, but I can't find one.
It is, I will add it to my collection one day.
But anyway, the idea was being,
ultimately very, very like the Switch
in that it was during,
so you're playing it on your telly,
and what you might have is the map in your lap,
or, you know, additional controls on the screen,
additional information on the screen,
as well as your extra buttons and stuff,
but you also had the, you know,
the normal Wii remote as well.
And, but what you could then do
is say someone wanted to watch the telly,
you could then play the game on the screen.
Right, okay.
But if I remember rightly,
I don't think it worked with all of them.
And obviously I don't know how the cross compatibility
went with like just Wii games, but that was the idea.
But it wasn't something that you could, I think,
necessarily like take away from the room you were in.
But if I remember the advert,
it's like the dad comes in and wants to watch the football,
and he goes, come on, turn it off,
and the kid goes, oh, and then play,
and then he sat there playing it on the screen instead.
So the bones of what became the Switch were there.
The bones of it are just the fucking PlayStation Portal.
Well, yeah, or rather the PlayStation Portal
was obviously the Wii U, because the Wii U was first.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Yes, it was not a market success.
The Wii U comes out and everyone's like,
what the fuck is this?
The PlayStation Portal comes out
and everyone's like, what the fuck is this?
This is not what we wanted.
But yeah, so that again,
which is why you kind of have to be so careful, I think.
When you're following up, and again,
the success of the Wii, everyone had a Wii.
There was that woman, she died for a Wii.
So a radio show did this contest, didn't they?
She told you Wii for a Wii and she fucking killed herself
trying to win a Wii for her kids.
Something so successful as that,
because again, it was new.
You had shit like the Itoy.
I wonder if they gave them the Wii.
Probably.
Yeah, just turn up at the funeral.
Your mom's dead, but here's the Wii.
But you know what I mean?
That was something that,
you had seven-year-olds with fucking abs
because they'd been boxing all Christmas.
It was such an innovation, wasn't it?
It was nuts.
And then, yeah, so.
I genuinely thought I was gonna get good at tennis,
playing Wii sports tennis.
God, I pulled so many muscles, man.
I genuinely thought until you realise
all you have to do is just fucking give it a little flick
and then that would be the power shot.
Just, phoop, phoop.
Oh, I like the motivation.
I made every single person I knew
on the little me parade thing.
But yeah, and that's why I think
there's gonna be somewhat of a gap.
Because as well, I feel like this is,
the Switch has kind of been almost like stumbled
into a market that's previously
somewhat unbreached by Nintendo.
You wouldn't have expected to play Skyrim on the Wii.
You know what I mean?
Or those kinds of things.
It just wouldn't have happened.
Again, with the DS, you wouldn't expect the games
that you could play on PlayStation, on the Xbox,
to be able to play it on a DS.
It just wasn't, that expectation wasn't there.
And I feel like now, because shit like Hogwarts Legacy,
despite all of its issues, is out on the Switch.
And obviously we know it to be a very
graphically impressive game and quite a big game.
Which again, we know from comparison side by side,
it's not amazing, but it's there.
Do you know what I mean?
If all you have is a Switch,
then you are now able to access
those kind of bigger, heavier games
that you previously couldn't.
But again, as we know, it's not there.
That support isn't there.
It's not backed up by impressive capabilities.
So I almost feel like they've gone forward.
You can't then go back.
It's like breaking up with someone.
Once you've got to the point
where you're holding hands and kissing,
you can't then go back to being mates and not be weird.
They can't just bring up something and go,
yeah, no, no, we're not gonna play this
and that and the other one there anymore.
They've evolved to the point of their own
almost detriment and go, right.
You've shown that you can somewhat do this
now make it better because everyone else
is making it better.
Now you must do the same thing.
Yeah, and so either one would rather wait longer
to then produce something better.
And especially like you say, shit like the Steam Deck,
where it is, I mean, obviously I know Ash's
got the better one, hasn't he?
But like, excuse me, little belch there.
The battery on the Steam Deck is shocking.
It's awful.
And there are some things graphically like Baldur's Gate.
Yeah, you can play it, but it's shocking.
Yeah, it's nowhere near as good as it should be.
Yeah, so even people who are more there than the Switch
still aren't there.
Yeah, because that is the next hurdle
is you're asking for games to be portable
that were never designed to be portable.
So I can only imagine the coding and everything
that goes into that of, okay, here's a game that is
where power consumption was never a fault
in the development of this game
because it's being played on a PlayStation
or on a fucking computer where it's hardwired
into the fucking mains of the house.
Whereas now I'm asking you to put it on a console
that can be completely wireless
and run solely on battery power.
You go right, well, how long is this gonna last?
15 minutes.
Yeah, exactly.
This is the best we can do, I'm sorry.
And like, when you look at how, again,
it's like going up and down,
like the power cord of the PS1,
and then you kind of get, it gets meatier and meatier
until you've got a fucking, it's almost the same size
as your console.
Power cord of the laptop, look at the laptop break.
Exactly.
It's fucking huge.
Like the, what is it, the Xbox 360e there,
the blue one, is such a big boy, it's fucking massive.
And then, you know, you skip onto the Xbox and it's gone.
Yeah. It's gone.
PS5 is gone, you know?
So it is there, they are working it out,
but it just takes time, you know?
And that's something that then, you know,
I want it powerful, I want it to last a long time,
but I want it to be lightweight and I want it to be skinny,
and I don't want it to be too hot,
but I want it to be able to run massive, you know?
We are so, so demanding because, you know,
it's so close to being, and there is no perfect.
Every time you think you get something that comes out
and you go, God, this is amazing.
Yeah, there's always gonna be something.
And then you're like, okay, now what?
You know, how quickly it's sort of like the worm will turn.
Well, even with the Steam Deck, oh, fantastic,
the fucking charging port is at the top
so I can leave it plugged in and continue playing it
without worrying about damaging the cable.
Cable's not long enough.
Your cable's not long enough.
I need a longer one, please.
And let's bring out this 50 meter long fucking cable.
Fantastic.
Only with the OLED models or something like that.
There's always an improvement of it,
which I feel like is something that is very positive
from the gaming community because we are so fucking picky,
but picky for a reason because that's how you end up
in the position that we're in now
with the plethora of things that we have.
Look, we pay you, all right?
We pay you.
Well, ultimately, yeah, we are the consumers
and sorry to say it, but consumers run the fucking scene
when it comes to gaming because if we don't like something,
we don't buy it and it doesn't happen anymore.
Simple.
And that is prevalent throughout the entire industry,
throughout the world of everything pretty much,
but especially with stuff like gaming,
if you don't like something, it will not survive.
I find something like, let's say,
the release of Cyberpunk, for example, absolutely shocking.
Genuinely shocking.
You know, they literally stood up and said,
look, have a refund.
This is shit, yeah.
Have a refund.
Who's your money back?
What the fuck was that?
And then you think, as taking yourself, for example,
you did that, you got your refund,
then everyone starts, you know, period of time passes,
no, it's really good now, they've done this, that and the other.
Play it, love it.
Could you imagine if it had been so polished like that
on release, how much bigger of a game
that could potentially be?
It'd be mental.
You know what I mean?
And stuff like that where, yes,
you can claw it back to some extent,
but it really is an industry where that shit don't come out.
I mean, if that's clouded by something,
you are in the shit.
It's very cutthroat now because you're asking
for a lot of money off of people.
Yeah.
I want 70 quid off of you for this game
that's gonna take up a third of your storage on your console.
Yes, I want it to be perfect.
I want it to be as good as it can be.
I'm not talking, I want the story to be perfect.
I'm not talking I want the game itself to be perfect.
I mean, I want it to run perfectly.
Yeah.
If I buy a game and the story's shit,
that's on me for buying the game.
I can't help that it's probably the game's not for me.
So something like, I don't know,
I'm trying to think of a game where just the story isn't for me.
I don't know, Gears of War, I've never played it,
but let's just throw Gears of War out there.
Literally the worst example because you'd probably love Gears of War.
I know, terrible, I probably would love it.
I probably would.
I can't think of anything.
You definitely would.
I can't think of any games where I'd be like,
just the story's not for me.
I really can't.
Or like a gameplay style that you don't like.
Resident Evil.
I know that they're good.
They're obviously good because they're very popular.
However, if I buy any one of the fucking games from Resident Evil,
I don't like it because it's scary.
It's not for me.
But that's not the developer's fault that I don't like that game.
It's just not for me.
It takes you into a different audience.
Whereas if I bought Resident Evil 7
and then put the disk in or whatever
and then everything's pixelated and nothing works,
well, that's not my fault.
And I don't like the game.
I don't like this game because you fucked up as a developer
and I've just paid 60 or 70 quid for this game.
I want my money back.
I feel like you're at a point where,
yeah, if you're releasing a game and you're charging me anything,
to be fair, it should run seamlessly.
That is how it should be.
Simple.
You know what I mean?
That's not a lot to ask for.
It's the base to ask for.
But in terms of it actually being
an interesting game is purely subjective.
Why did we get onto the subject of that?
I was saying about how if Cyberpunk had released well initially,
how much bigger it could be, like how the industry is quite...
But that would be...
That's the same for No Man's Sky.
But what's even more incredible is that you have things like Cyberpunk
and No Man's Sky where they released so incredibly underwhelming
and are now massive in their own respect.
They are massive, especially No Man's Sky.
I think No Man's Sky overtakes Cyberpunk in the fact that they
released that game.
It was an ongoing game, isn't it?
Yeah, it was fucking awful.
Everything that was promised didn't happen.
And then the developers then turned around and said, right,
we're really sorry.
We're going to work on this.
And then years later, they're still pumping out content for free,
completely for free.
They're not charging you.
You buy the base game of No Man's Sky, you have everything,
access to everything, all the DLCs, all the fucking additional content.
Anything they put in that is for free.
And to a point where even the community themselves are going,
it's fine, you've done enough.
Like you don't have to keep pumping stuff out for free.
And they're like, no, we're doing it.
You can have this for free.
So for those types of games to have recovered and be in the position
that they're in now, yeah, if they had released fucking Nyon
Perfect or how they were supposed to, how they are now,
if that was how they were when they released,
it would be incredible to see how that goes and how that goes
for the developers and the studios and everything.
Because obviously, from a money point, monetary point of view,
you haven't lost anything.
You retained all of your income.
And even for games like Gollum, what that would have done for Lord
of the Rings franchise in terms of gaming opportunities on that respect,
if something like Gollum comes out and it's fantastic,
well, that's only going to generate more buzz for fucking more games
of that world.
Because the only things you've got beforehand is Middle Earth,
like Shadow of War.
And it's, yeah.
Well, just to go back to what we were just saying about the Wii U,
it's like we've released this.
Oh shit, oh dear.
And then having the bravery to go, no, you know what?
We're so close.
And then the next thing you bring out, go to the top three best selling
console of all time.
Do you know what I mean?
Talk about, you know what I mean?
Like we've made it this far.
We've got to go forward.
Fairytale, we're going to go bankrupt.
And it's like, right, well, if I'm already fucked,
we might as well go out with a bang.
And then, yeah, it bangs to the point where you are now
one of the biggest companies in the world.
It's mental behavior.
But unfortunately, loathed by Reese Langdon.
Not loathed, I just think they could do better.
It's not enough.
It's not enough to have two out of three of the best selling consoles
of all time.
You know what?
Nah.
It's not enough.
You know how you, I'll play Elden Ring if you play Mario Odyssey.
Because you want to talk about being humbled, my friend.
You want to talk about being like rage quitting.
Right.
You know.
You know because you've been there.
You played Super Mario Galaxy.
I don't.
It's not sweat like it.
I don't think you would finish through Elden Ring.
I don't think you'd finish Mario Odyssey.
No, but I have the capability to do it.
I don't think you actually have the mental capacity to do it.
Excuse me?
Because you've said so yourself.
That makes it sound like I was calling you a thicko.
You've said so yourself.
When I'm locked in on a boss on Elden Ring,
I can be sat there for six hours just constantly going and going
and going and going until the fuck is done and then rinse and repeat
onto the next ring.
Whereas you yourself have admitted you can't do that.
What?
Keep going until it's done?
Just keep going and keep going.
Because I know you as well.
You have breaks.
Yeah, I have breaks after hours of doing it.
And then the breaks I have are for actual years.
And I also know that Elden Ring, you.
I guarantee.
Bloody and gory.
You won't like it.
What's wrong with being bloody and gory?
Sometimes I think you don't know me at all.
I put the lion's head, the first boss I killed,
gave me its head as a helmet.
And I put it on.
And you said that's scary.
Right.
You literally walk through going, oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm frightened.
Oh, I don't know where I am.
Yeah, but I'm going through it.
So I can say it's scary.
And it means I'd, oh, oh, no, frightened.
But you can literally constantly say how scared you are.
And that's fine.
The day that you play Elden Ring and complete it without my assistance.
Wait, you couldn't even do Resident Evil when we're playing it on VR.
You literally pussied out of it.
Without my assistance.
So you went down that ladder.
Yes, but that's a horror.
That guy with his little spinny fucking head.
I went down that ladder.
Yeah, but that's a horror game.
Horror is different.
Horror is a different genre.
If you're scared of horror, you're scared of horror.
I can't help that.
Right, but you just said it's too bloody and gory for me.
And then you do this every time when we go to watch a scary film.
You go, oh, you're going to be all right.
And then who's going, oh, you, not me.
You.
If you.
Not Ron.
Not Hermione.
The day you if you if you ever did an Elden Ring play through and completed it.
I would do anything that you asked.
What?
Because I just because I don't think that you would do it.
You don't think I'm capable of it.
I think you'd really struggle.
Yeah, you underestimate me.
I hope that I do.
You do. I know you do.
Yeah, but certainly as a gamer.
Yeah, but you underestimate me.
All right, you have to do it with me watching.
OK, yeah, but I went and now you know full well every time I'm watching you play,
it all goes to shit because you always blame me.
It's exactly like how you when you watch me drive because you make little noises
and comments and twitches of like disapproval.
The other day when you were playing Tomb Raider, I wasn't even looking at you.
And then you had to go at me because I turned around for point five of a second
to have a look when when you play Shadow of the Tomb Raider.
Yeah, when?
I don't mind you.
I was sat here playing here.
You never want to watch me play. That's the difference.
And then I turned around and then you started dying and you was like,
it's because you've turned around and started looking at me.
No, it's fair.
I'm very used to watching people play games because I'm the youngest of three,
technically five, but three.
And we'll go into that.
And so I would we would have to take it in turns, whereas old Lengden,
you just used to rinse it for hours.
No one told you, no, you've got to come off that now and, you know,
actually socialize or anything.
No, there you were. You're playing right.
So you are incapable of watching someone play a game.
We talk about capability.
You're incapable of watching someone play a game.
Yeah, yeah. You could not.
You could not sit and watch me play Elden Ring.
And I know. And the thing is, because you would go, oh, oh, no.
Oh, you should have done that.
Oh, you'd start laughing like with the spiders in Hogwarts Legacy
that you pissed me off so much.
You pissed me off so much during that.
Because you're struggling so hard with the spiders.
But my my save was glitchy as fuck.
Fuck. I didn't struggle with the spiders.
No, I mean, I we won't just we'll just leave it there,
because otherwise we're going to have a whole fucking domestic on it.
I can make you a save.
And crack on.
But also, you don't want to play Elden Ring.
So this this whole thing has been a pointless conversation.
I've never been asked.
Yeah, and you and you won't play.
But I think the point is fucking Mario is fucking hard.
It is hard.
Or like something like Crash Bandicoot, those fuckers deleted that level,
which I have now, because when they remastered it and they put it on there,
they released it.
Is Mario the platform or is that 3D?
No, it's a 3D.
Yeah. As is actually, no, not Crash.
All right. I finished that.
And the next game that I finished will be Odyssey.
Fuck off, it will.
Here's the pinkie. No, here's the taking that.
Here's the pinkie.
Because that is a foundational trust on which our relationship is built.
Exactly. No, because here is the pinkie.
Because, you know, I'll finish it.
That's why you won't finish it.
Of course I will. Don't pinky.
What if I'm finishing that?
You think I can't finish Odyssey? Yeah.
No lies. Oh, my God.
They got mimic tears in Odyssey.
It's the you you.
Well, we'll see. We'll see.
But you want to talk about I'm just all I'm saying.
Well, I haven't got to do it now because you didn't pinky promise.
No, I'm not going to pinky promise it because I won't hold you to that.
Why? Because.
No. You think I can't do it?
No, and I don't think you can do that level on Crash either.
Let's do that. I'll load up that level on Crash Bandicoot.
Which level? Talk about fucking rage.
Did I try to do that level?
The one that they originally when they originally released it on PS2,
they actually deleted it because they were like, no, that's fucking cruel.
That's actually cruel.
I tell you the one I tell you what's fucking cruel.
They put it on his cup heads.
Yeah, that's fucking cruel.
Oh, yeah. Well, this is a similar similar ilk.
I will load up crash right now.
I'll load it up right now and you will cry. Switch.
You'll cry. In fact, actually, I think I have it on.
I think I have it on PlayStation. No, I have it on.
Either PlayStation or Xbox as well.
I can't remember. I'll have a look.
Would you play Old of Ring? I'll give it a go.
I played Dark Souls 2. Did you? Did you finish it? No.
No, because I tell you why I got it when I got an Xbox one
and you couldn't play on Xbox one and I was too excited to play my Xbox one to.
To finish it. Yeah, to play it, because I just wanted to.
You know what I mean?
Like, you've just got a brand new console and now you have to play your old one.
I wish I had played when I played Bloodborne,
I wish I knew how to play it
because I was playing that like a normal fucking hack and slash.
And therefore it was shit. Yeah.
Whereas now, did you ever think you didn't play Dark Souls 2?
Did you? No, literally Bloodborne and Elden Ring.
Bloodborne and Elden Ring are the only and it's still disputed
in the community as to which game is the hardest.
Not a fucking clue.
Some people say Dark Souls, other people say Bloodborne.
A lot of people say Elden Ring. I don't know.
To be honest, we'll fire it up and while we're there, I'll finish Black Flag.
And Tis the Kingdom and multiple games.
Shadow of the Tomb Raider.
Irrelevant.
Right. Do you know how Shadow of the Tomb Raider ends? No.
No, I don't. I don't understand that suspense, though.
I don't get it.
I have no friends that play it.
There's no one out here that's going to spoil it.
Yeah, but it's not it's not for the spoilers.
Surely your own intrigue should should take precedent on this.
You watch a movie. I'm an incredibly patient person.
Yes, but if we watch a movie and it's very, very good
and I switch it off 20 minutes before the ending,
you're not going to be satisfied.
I actually saw on TikTok the other day a film,
like a clip of a film, and I was like, oh, yeah.
And then thought, why do I know that?
I remembered I'd started watching it, still haven't finished it.
So now, no, literally, I will wait for anything.
I just it just.
Yeah, but you don't have to.
Yeah, I know. No one's forcing you to.
You don't have to wait. And yet here I am.
Yeah, I have a 3DS game that I haven't even started.
I have owned that game for like 10 years.
I haven't even started it. Why?
Because I haven't finished the last one.
I haven't finished one that went before it.
It's ridiculous.
Yeah, but is it?
Because I mean, like, I can still play.
Well, I suppose as long as you're happy, then that's the.
Yeah, I'm fine, dandy.
Then that's the main point of it.
I just can't understand that.
That's the thing, like the the sheer amount of games,
like that I own and haven't played for a while.
And haven't finished is a lot.
It is a lot, but they're still there.
They're not gone anywhere.
And graphics don't really bother me.
Like I was literally just playing that game on there.
And it's like James Bond, Nightfire level shit graphics.
I took a picture to show you, actually,
because it was actually a bit scary.
Sorry, not not scary that I wouldn't play it.
But sorry, just wait for my phone to power up.
Here we go.
I know it won't load, but you can see it in that tiny.
I only wanted you to show me a picture.
Yeah, well, there we go.
Fucking hell, Jesus Christ.
Half life is a 64 for you.
Terrifying.
Right.
We're fucking off.
OK, I'm going to play some more Eldering.
You can play that level of crash.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
We'll do that then.
Right.
I'll let everyone know that goes in.
See you later.
Uru.
Uru indeed.