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Press the button!

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Right, Reese is about to perform

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Elden Ring for us all.

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Hold on. Here he goes.

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Let me, this is my impression.

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Cause we can't play it, cause we're scared of copyright.

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Yeah, scared of copyright.

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But this is my impression of it, obviously.

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Wait, this bit isn't my impression.

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But this is all purely me.

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All me.

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Okay.

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It's all me.

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It's all me.

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That's all me.

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Elden Ring's back.

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It is indeed.

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Shadow of the Ored Tree is among us.

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And when I say that-

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Look at the line on the screen.

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It's grabbed me by the testicles,

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given them a little lick,

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and then throw me into the dirt.

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Oh, okay.

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I love it.

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I'm all for it.

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It's fantastic.

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It's, so far, as it's reviewed,

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it is the best reviewing DLC ever made.

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Oh, wow.

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Ever.

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It knocked out, um,

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is it Blood and Wine?

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On Witcher?

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Tears of the, no, um,

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fucking Ocarina of something?

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That wasn't a DLC.

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No, I know.

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What is it?

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As the best rated game in the world as well.

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Oh, all right, okay.

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Let me get the, I should have got the-

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Should have done ill prepared.

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I know, I know.

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It's just my excitement is,

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it knows no bounds.

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Well, I mean, for context,

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I woke up and you were already playing it.

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Yep.

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Then you've been playing it constantly.

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You went to bed and I was playing it.

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Yes.

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Yep.

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And then you went,

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should we have a cup of tea and do the pod?

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And then, I actually did not have a cup of tea.

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No.

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Which I've just realized now,

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that's why I'm so thirsty.

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Thirsty.

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Um.

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You've got a drink right behind you.

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Yeah, which I shall be sipping in just a moment.

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And then, yeah, after this,

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you're gonna immediately go back on it.

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I can anticipate.

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100%.

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100%.

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It's got you.

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Oh, it's got me.

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10 out of 10s everywhere.

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Everywhere there's 10s out of 10s.

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And if it's not 10 out of 10, ignore it.

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Because it should be a 10 out of 10.

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Elden Ring DLC steals the witch's crown

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as best reviewed RPG expansion.

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And, um,

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CD, uh,

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CD Projekt Red,

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congratulated them and then did like a poster

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of, um,

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of Geralt killing Moog.

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Cool.

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Very cool.

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The cookie just popped up, I did see it.

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Fuck.

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Um.

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And yeah, it's just,

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oh,

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it's everything we'd ever wanted.

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There's all different weapons.

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There's different, um,

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enemies to fuck around with.

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And my goodness, do they fuck you around?

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Um.

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Obviously I've gone in, um,

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NG plus

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six or seven,

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level 224.

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So I'm over, I'm over equipped for this.

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Still getting my ass handed to me.

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As you have seen.

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I'm still getting fucked up by things.

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Still killing lots of things.

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I'm still using the same weapons that I used

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through my entire playthrough

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from fucking Radahn himself.

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And I will continue to use them

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until I find something better, which I just won't.

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Fair enough.

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And that is how it's gonna play out.

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Um.

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I don't really know what's going on.

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I've killed two remembrance bosses.

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So two of the main bosses and then,

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Squidward.

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That does crack me up actually.

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Cause I'm like, oh, so what's going on?

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You're like, I don't know.

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I got a clue.

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I go, people speak and stuff.

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You're like, yeah, not a clue.

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Not a clue.

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Not a clue.

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Do you feel like that, you're missing out though.

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Nope.

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Because I feel that's exactly how I'm supposed

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to be feeling with this.

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I don't know the stuff,

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what the stuff does that I'm picking up.

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So you don't like know what's happening?

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No.

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No.

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No, no, no.

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I should probably,

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I should probably do a quick video explaining

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more of the DLC.

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I know bits, but as far as the lore goes,

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no, I don't know most of the lore.

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Fair enough.

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All I know-

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I'm excited as I said, fair enough already.

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All I know is that we're trying to find Mickela.

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Oh, okay.

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Because he's leaving bits of flesh.

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Those are the crosses or whatever.

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And yeah, I'm absolutely dreading coming up against Mesmer.

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Okay.

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I'm really not looking forward to it.

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Obviously got the collector's edition, didn't I?

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So it comes with a big old fat statue of Mesmer.

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He's obviously not the main boss,

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but that's Melania's brother.

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Yep.

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And if he's anything like Melania,

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he's gonna be a cunt.

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And I already know that we were told,

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he is in fact harder than Melania.

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So that's gonna be fun.

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And yeah, it's been a long time since I played Elden Ring.

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So the rust needed to be knocked off.

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I think the rust has well and truly been knocked off now

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because since the DLC come out,

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I think I've thrown in maybe like 10, 12 hours.

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Yeah, easily.

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Something like that.

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Maybe even approaching 15.

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However, when did the...

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So it rocked up yesterday at what, like three o'clock?

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And I think I started playing it at about six.

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Till God, nearly midnight.

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Yeah, nearly midnight.

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And then I was up at seven in the morning

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playing that until the time is now almost four.

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So yeah, I stopped playing it about one, two,

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three, four hours when I'll be playing it again after this.

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It's just so good.

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Do you know roughly how long it is supposed to be?

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Haven't got a clue.

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I haven't looked up and I don't think Ash did anything.

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That's probably why I don't know the fucking law of it

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because I didn't do any research on it.

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It got announced.

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I saw the trailer.

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That was good enough for me.

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That was good enough for me.

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I had it on good authority from Ash,

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that from software, they don't make shit DLCs.

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So I was like, okay, I trust you.

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Would you feel disappointed if you were playing it

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and playing it and then finished it tomorrow night?

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Yes, yeah, 100%.

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But we were also told that it's meant to be just as big

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as the base game.

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Or maybe a bit smaller but still fucking huge

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because it's multi-tiered.

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Oh, all right.

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So you've got your ground level stuff

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and then obviously there's like in the base game.

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There's a whole underground area

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and there's loads of shit above you

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and there's just so much stuff going on

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and I've got no idea how to reach half of it

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but that's part of the fun.

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So yeah, I did no delving whatsoever on the game.

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Okay. At all.

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Do you want me to tell you?

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About what?

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How long it roughly takes to be.

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No.

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Okay, I won't.

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Good God, no.

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Okay.

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Is it a long time?

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No, I'm not gonna tell you.

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Okay, yeah, don't tell me.

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I don't want to know

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because I feel like that might spoil it

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because I don't know how many bosses there are.

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I literally, I don't know how many weapons there are.

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I don't know.

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I don't necessarily know what is new.

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I don't know how many bosses there are.

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I don't know.

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I don't know anything about what's supposed to happen.

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I was a bit pissed off that I opened TikTok yesterday morning

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and then literally the first video I saw

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was the last boss of the DLC,

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which I didn't know what it was.

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So I'm a bit annoyed about that,

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but literally all I saw was like the bit

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just before you go to that boss.

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And like it was their name up the top and everything.

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So I spoiled it for me,

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but I didn't see the boss themselves.

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So we were right in that respect.

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And so far I've kept my algorithm clean

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of anything Elden Ring.

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Me saying it so much, my phone's next to me.

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It's probably picking up on that right now.

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And yeah, I'm just taking a bit of enjoyment in the mystery.

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There's things that have gone on,

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which I have no idea what has happened.

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And I want to Google it to find out

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what exactly is happening

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because I can feel myself slowly hitting a wall

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of I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing,

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but I have just found myself in a place called Shadowkeep.

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So which looks like a big old new area.

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So I'm going to fucking venture around that first

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and then figure out what's going on

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and then see where we're sitting.

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But so far, fantastic.

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Excellent.

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It's lived up to all the expectations so far.

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I feel like what must,

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you know, like people when they're doing

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like the gender of a baby

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and then the lady does a little scan

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and then doesn't tell the parents.

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That's what I feel like now that I know the total

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like playtime.

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Well, are we in for a long, long one?

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I can't tell you that.

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Is it anything like the base game?

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What was the base game?

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I don't know.

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I think it was like maybe like 50 hours or something.

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No.

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Not that much.

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No.

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No, I don't think it would be.

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But then it shouldn't be really a DLC,

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not a fucking sequel.

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Yeah. I mean, the, yeah.

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I don't want to know how many remembrance bosses there are

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just because I feel like once I know that number,

278
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I'll be able to gauge pretty quick.

279
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Where you're at.

280
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Yeah.

281
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But so far it's just lovely exploring new shit,

282
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being terrified by fucking everything.

283
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Everything's trying to kill me.

284
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Everything can kill me.

285
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Everything has killed me and everything will kill me.

286
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But that is the whole part of it.

287
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That is the premise.

288
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The new weapons I've got so far.

289
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Yeah. They're cool.

290
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They're not star scourge, fucking great swords,

291
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but they're cool.

292
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And yeah, it's just, oh, I can't wait to finish it

293
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so that I can say that I've finished it.

294
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You know what I mean?

295
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Yeah.

296
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Like where you had that accomplishment

297
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of finishing Elden Ring and then beating Melania

298
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and all the additional bosses and shit and going,

299
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yeah, I did that.

300
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Can you see yourself replaying it?

301
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What? Normal Elden Ring?

302
00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:26,700
No, this.

303
00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:27,980
Like, you know how like you played Elden Ring?

304
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Oh, what? Like New Game Plus?

305
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Yeah.

306
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Probably not, to be fair.

307
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Probably not.

308
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I don't really know why I did so many New Game Pluses.

309
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I think it's because I could do it quicker

310
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and quicker each time.

311
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And because I was just more and more powerful.

312
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So it was like, I think it was a little bit of revenge

313
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from the first play through where every boss was a cunt

314
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and I was fucking banging my head against the wall.

315
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So then like New Game Plus three or four,

316
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you were just fucking cheese grater.

317
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Like you were just going straight over everything,

318
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couple of hits and everything was done.

319
00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:05,940
So it was just that almost like God mode aspect

320
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of all of this shit sucked.

321
00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:09,980
And now I'm just one shot and everything.

322
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I'm gonna enjoy this a little bit.

323
00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:14,220
And then, and then yeah,

324
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but so far well worth the wait.

325
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:20,980
And I'm very, very interested to see where this,

326
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I'm just so happy that it's come out at a time

327
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when there's fuck all else around.

328
00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:29,020
That's not distracted me anything.

329
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,180
There's a fucking, there's a downtime with wow.

330
00:11:31,180 --> 00:11:32,340
We're waiting for the pre patch

331
00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,540
and then we've got the expansion coming out.

332
00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:35,340
So nothing's really going on there.

333
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:39,220
There's no new exclusives that have released

334
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,940
or set to release anytime soon

335
00:11:40,940 --> 00:11:44,420
that are looking to take me away from anything.

336
00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:45,940
So it's good.

337
00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:46,780
I'm happy for it.

338
00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:48,460
I'd love to see you play it.

339
00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:49,280
Oh really?

340
00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,220
Yeah.

341
00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:55,220
I would just to see the change

342
00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:58,500
in how you have to play a game

343
00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:02,020
because there's something about a Soulsborne game

344
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:04,980
where it just changes how you play games.

345
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Makes you better because otherwise

346
00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:09,860
you just can't play the game.

347
00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:11,900
Better than I already am.

348
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:12,820
Yeah.

349
00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:14,500
Yeah. 100%.

350
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,420
I can't explain it.

351
00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:16,260
You feel like,

352
00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:19,060
when people listening that have probably played

353
00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:21,100
all the Soulsborne games are probably thinking

354
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,740
what is this wetty on about?

355
00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:25,460
But finishing something like Elden Ring,

356
00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:28,140
I don't know, you just feel a bit

357
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,900
dog's bollocks at the end of it.

358
00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,740
And you just get humbled by a fucking dog

359
00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:35,980
walking down the street and fucking like,

360
00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:40,980
I mean, it's just very rewarding kind of play style.

361
00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:43,540
But that's enough of Elden Ring

362
00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:45,700
because I could go on for fucking ever

363
00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,140
about absolutely nothing

364
00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:48,940
because I don't know what's going on.

365
00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:49,780
Fair enough.

366
00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:50,620
So yeah.

367
00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:51,460
We had the,

368
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:53,380
what do they call it?

369
00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:54,200
Nintendo?

370
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,100
Or Nintendo Direct.

371
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,060
Nintendo Direct.

372
00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:56,900
That's the one.

373
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,220
They kind of rounded out last of the group really,

374
00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,100
weren't they?

375
00:12:59,100 --> 00:12:59,940
Yeah.

376
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:00,780
Yeah.

377
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,620
It was literally, wasn't it?

378
00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:02,460
Yeah.

379
00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:05,300
You had all of them fucking consecutively.

380
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:08,380
So that would be what maybe like three episodes

381
00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:10,900
worth of us back to back.

382
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:11,740
Covering, yeah.

383
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,540
State of play, wank.

384
00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:15,700
Then Xbox showcase,

385
00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,300
summer game fest in between that.

386
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,580
And then- Ubisoft.

387
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,140
Ubisoft forward.

388
00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:22,260
And then you've got Nintendo Direct.

389
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,500
Anything decent?

390
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,500
There's some in there depending on what you like.

391
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,100
You got Metroid Prime 4.

392
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,420
That's, you know, if you're into a bit of Metroid.

393
00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:32,820
Yep.

394
00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:35,780
We've got Donkey Kong Country Returns HD.

395
00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:38,460
Sheikah thing, couple of Dragon Quest remakes.

396
00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:39,460
If you're into that.

397
00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:44,620
Couple of ones that like just really aren't,

398
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,900
again, if they're your cup of tea, happy for you.

399
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:47,900
Like it's probably really great,

400
00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:49,860
but it didn't really grab me at all.

401
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,980
There's like, I don't know.

402
00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:54,820
There was a couple of things

403
00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:57,340
about like they've changed something in Among Us.

404
00:13:57,340 --> 00:14:00,260
You got Luigi Mansions 2 HD.

405
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:02,460
So again, that's nothing kind of like fresh.

406
00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,980
It's more just like dressing up.

407
00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:06,260
How do they keep coming up with ideas

408
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:09,140
for things like Luigi, Mario?

409
00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:11,900
As they would with anybody.

410
00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,500
It's just, let's just do different shit.

411
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,860
But that's not a new one.

412
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:15,700
Donkey Kong.

413
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,340
That's just updating it.

414
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:20,500
Have you seen they've got Horizon,

415
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,100
Lego Horizon Adventures?

416
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:22,940
You see that?

417
00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:25,380
Yeah, they announced that at the state of play.

418
00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:28,420
That was one of the better things that was announced.

419
00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:30,500
And that to be fair, does look quite cool.

420
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,420
I do like the look of that.

421
00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:32,260
When does that come out?

422
00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:33,100
Did it say?

423
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:34,940
Let's have a look.

424
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:35,780
What was it called?

425
00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:36,620
Lego Horizon.

426
00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:39,620
Fourth quarter of 2024.

427
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,900
Cause that's basically like an open world,

428
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:46,180
kind of like what they did with Fortnite

429
00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:48,100
and the Lego collab.

430
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,260
Yeah, sort of.

431
00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:50,900
You got a stray coming to the Switch,

432
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,660
which is nice for a lot of people.

433
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,020
Again, the Tales of the Shire.

434
00:14:56,020 --> 00:15:00,940
I feel like Stray should have come to Switch on release.

435
00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:02,340
I feel like that.

436
00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:04,820
I thought it was just PlayStation on release.

437
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,380
Oh, of course it was.

438
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:08,420
There's another example of fucking exclusives

439
00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:09,740
making their way over because yeah,

440
00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:13,940
Stray fits the Nintendo scene so well.

441
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:18,460
They've brought, so when you have Nintendo Switch online,

442
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:22,900
you've got the previous gen little apps that you have.

443
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:28,460
And they announced an N64 mature section,

444
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:31,460
which has Turok, Dinosaur, Hunter, and Perfect Dark

445
00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:34,380
included in that, which is what I was playing.

446
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:36,300
Perfect Dark earlier, it was quite funny.

447
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,220
Cause it's really fucking hard.

448
00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:40,100
I've played it for maybe 20 minutes.

449
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,220
Controls are so fucking hard to grasp.

450
00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:43,460
It's so confusing.

451
00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:45,820
But yeah, it was funny because literally everyone

452
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,860
just goes down with one shot, which was quite amusing.

453
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,260
So there's sort of like less than one.

454
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:52,260
There are others that I haven't mentioned

455
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,140
because I'm wanting really.

456
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:57,220
Then you had Super Mario Party Jam Marie,

457
00:15:57,220 --> 00:16:00,300
and then they've got announced a new Mario and Luigi

458
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,380
brother ship.

459
00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:05,140
I won't get it, but everyone went nuts for that.

460
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:06,220
Yeah.

461
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:08,540
Yeah, very popular series.

462
00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:13,540
Is that still running like platform style?

463
00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:14,860
No, I don't think it is.

464
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:16,180
I don't think so.

465
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:20,540
I'm so lost in the world of Mario.

466
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:24,340
Yeah, no, it is like, it looks like a 3D vibes on that one.

467
00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:27,220
But that will be November.

468
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,060
It's kind of cute though.

469
00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:29,500
I feel like you would enjoy it more than you think.

470
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:33,020
You're so, I do think you sometimes like discount stuff

471
00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:33,860
that you wouldn't normally play,

472
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,140
but actually would quite enjoy.

473
00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:35,980
100%.

474
00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:38,780
And like, so say you really enjoyed,

475
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:39,780
oh my God, what the fuck was it called?

476
00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:40,620
Ratchet and Clank.

477
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:43,460
No, it takes two.

478
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,300
Loved it takes two.

479
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,140
Do you know what I mean?

480
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:47,620
And it's like that similar kind of puzzle exploration,

481
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:49,420
relying on each other, helping each other kind of.

482
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:51,980
I know I would definitely enjoy things like Mario

483
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:55,260
because when I was a kid, I absolutely loved them.

484
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:56,380
And same with Donkey Kong.

485
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:57,700
And then like I just said,

486
00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:00,980
Ratchet and Clank is one of my all time favorite franchises.

487
00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:02,700
I fucking love Ratchet and Clank.

488
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:06,340
And that's just like a kiddy fucking.

489
00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:08,740
You know, so like you, we all know you've got a bit

490
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,100
of a punishment kink from Elden Ring.

491
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:10,940
You know what I mean?

492
00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:13,140
You like being, have your ass handed to you.

493
00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,060
I hand you Super Mario Odyssey.

494
00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:15,940
All right?

495
00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:18,140
Cause you think that you're just having a cute little time

496
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:20,100
running around with a little hat that can do shit.

497
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:25,100
No, I have, I can't even put that game in my Switch anymore

498
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:29,500
because I'm so angry about being so stuck

499
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,460
that I just have, I've had, I'm on what?

500
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:33,740
Like a three year break from that.

501
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:34,580
Fucking three year break.

502
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:35,420
Like, ugh.

503
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:39,580
And then of course, my favorite announcement

504
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:40,980
from the Nintendo Direct.

505
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:41,820
Here it comes.

506
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,780
Was The Legend of Zelda Echoes of Wisdom.

507
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:49,180
It's in the same kind of art style as Link's Awakening,

508
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:54,180
which they brought, that's a remake of, I want to say,

509
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:56,100
oh, was it 1993?

510
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:59,420
Oh, I don't know when the original Link's Awakening was.

511
00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:01,740
I wasn't alive.

512
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:06,620
But yeah, it's that similar sort of like look.

513
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,700
And essentially like what happens in the trailer is

514
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:13,580
Zelda is trapped and then Link comes to save her.

515
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:17,140
And then this kind of like dark purpley void opens up

516
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:20,260
and he's being swallowed by it, fires an arrow

517
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:23,620
and releases her and then it's just absorbed into nothing

518
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:24,460
and he's gone.

519
00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:28,180
Which makes it the first game in the franchise

520
00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:30,700
where Zelda is the protagonist.

521
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,380
Not the first time she's a playable character,

522
00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:34,900
but the first time that she's like the character

523
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:35,740
that you play.

524
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:41,180
And essentially what you kind of do is obviously,

525
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:43,500
it's not necessarily traditional combat.

526
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,620
What she can do is she has this,

527
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,260
the little fairy is called Tri

528
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,860
and then Zelda has something called a Tri Rod

529
00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:54,860
and can echo items from the land.

530
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:57,860
So for example, like she needs to cross somewhere

531
00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:02,260
and she's echoed a bed and then can like recall

532
00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:04,580
and place a bed and then use the bed to jump up

533
00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:07,660
and get to a higher level or like echo a box.

534
00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:10,860
Kind of like the building aspect of Tears of the Kingdom.

535
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:16,380
Sort of, sort of, but more just like random fucking objects

536
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:18,420
that you're then using for purposes.

537
00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:21,620
And I think you can actually echo enemies

538
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,540
who will then fight for you.

539
00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:24,380
Very clever.

540
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,860
Yeah, or like I think in the trailer she's used,

541
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:30,620
it's like a rock that falls at like the right time.

542
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:33,260
And I don't know, it looks very, very interesting.

543
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:37,460
And then yeah, of course there's like these void areas

544
00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:39,700
that are like popping up everywhere

545
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,660
and I imagine it would be, you know,

546
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,980
some sort of thing where you kind of try and solve that

547
00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:45,700
because it's not what you want.

548
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:48,660
What was the crowd response like?

549
00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:51,540
I didn't really take much notice.

550
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:54,340
I don't really look at stuff like that necessarily.

551
00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,580
I kind of just go off like kind of a bit like

552
00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:57,740
what you were just saying with Elden Ring.

553
00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,740
I almost don't want like.

554
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,980
I don't want your negativity.

555
00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:03,340
Yeah, like I don't almost, yeah.

556
00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:05,060
I tend to look.

557
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:08,140
I want constructive feedback always,

558
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,380
unless it's a game that I'm absolutely in love with.

559
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:12,780
Therefore, I don't want your constructive feedback

560
00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:14,700
because I already love this game.

561
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,540
I don't need it.

562
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:17,820
Yeah, well, I mean, I just think,

563
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:19,580
I just see for myself really.

564
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:20,420
Yeah.

565
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,260
And it's very early on as well.

566
00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:23,300
Like it's not really gonna be based on much

567
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,260
other than just, you know,

568
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:27,540
whether you think it sounds like a good game or not.

569
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:31,020
It's interesting though to go on a different

570
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:33,180
almost direction with it in that you've got

571
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:38,980
Zelda as a protagonist, which is very cool.

572
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:39,820
Which.

573
00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:42,300
Someone said you should call it the Legend of Link.

574
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,260
Because it switched around.

575
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:44,540
It almost begs the question as to why

576
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:45,940
it's never been done before.

577
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:48,180
In what way?

578
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,020
Well, I think because it's, that would,

579
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,860
I suppose I was about to say it's a bit like Mario and Peach,

580
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,660
but obviously Peach does have two of her own games now.

581
00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:58,620
And there is that game, I want to say.

582
00:20:58,620 --> 00:20:59,460
Well, they've all got their own games,

583
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:00,300
didn't they?

584
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,340
Fucking Bowser.

585
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:03,020
Yeah.

586
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:04,500
The Toads have their own one.

587
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,340
Yeah.

588
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:06,580
Yoshi's got his own game.

589
00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:07,660
And that's maybe that.

590
00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:09,660
It's just what's happening sort of here.

591
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:12,220
But then there's so many like,

592
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:17,020
the kind of like timeline of the Zelda series is nuts.

593
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,660
Like there are branches as it splits off.

594
00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:22,380
You've got like the child timeline, the adult timeline.

595
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:25,620
You know, obviously with Skyward Sword,

596
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:29,220
it was Skyloft, which then like becomes Hyrule.

597
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:33,020
Like it's, there is no kind of,

598
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:34,620
it's almost like, what is it?

599
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:37,940
Like iterations of each other, like generations.

600
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:41,140
They're like constantly reborn and the whole thing

601
00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:43,140
with the Triforce and the Goddesses and stuff.

602
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:45,380
Like there's so, so much.

603
00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:48,180
I think the, you know, the Hyrule Historia I've got there.

604
00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:49,020
Yeah.

605
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:51,660
And that was released in 2011.

606
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:54,020
And I think that was the first official publishing

607
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:54,860
of the timeline.

608
00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:55,700
Oh, what, the book?

609
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:56,540
Yeah.

610
00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:57,380
I bought you that.

611
00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:58,200
Nope, no you didn't.

612
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,460
Meg did when I was in school.

613
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:00,460
What's the one that I bought you then?

614
00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:03,860
You bought me the little manga series in the cupboard.

615
00:22:03,860 --> 00:22:05,300
I thought I bought you one of them.

616
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:06,140
Nope.

617
00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:09,100
No, I've had that a long, long time.

618
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:12,220
And trust me, I was there.

619
00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,340
You believe what you want to believe.

620
00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:16,740
Okay, I will.

621
00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:18,300
But yeah, that was like the first publishing

622
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:20,820
of the kind of timeline.

623
00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:24,460
So yeah, it'll be an interesting one.

624
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,900
And that's all I've got to say on that really.

625
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,700
Nothing about Switch 2.

626
00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:33,980
Nope, you got September 26th is when Echoes of Wisdom

627
00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:35,500
comes out and they're also dropping,

628
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,380
which like I said to you the other day,

629
00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:38,780
stop me buying it.

630
00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:42,900
The gold Triforce edition of the Switch Lite.

631
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:44,380
It's not just like the white one there,

632
00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:45,540
they're just in gold.

633
00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:46,780
No, it's a Switch Lite.

634
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:48,900
The ones that you don't got.

635
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:49,740
Oh, the ones with no, no.

636
00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:50,580
Slightly smaller.

637
00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:52,180
But you was against the Switch Lite?

638
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,300
No.

639
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:54,300
Yeah?

640
00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:55,820
No, I just don't need one.

641
00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:58,740
You've always spoken dirty of a Switch Lite.

642
00:22:58,740 --> 00:22:59,580
No.

643
00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:00,460
You definitely have.

644
00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:01,660
When I went from my little phase

645
00:23:01,660 --> 00:23:03,780
where I was gonna potentially buy one.

646
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:06,140
No, I'm very much team, if you're gonna buy one,

647
00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:07,780
just buy a normal Switch.

648
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:09,460
But I do get, they are cute.

649
00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:10,580
And actually playing my sisters one,

650
00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:11,420
I was like, oh, I do kinda like it.

651
00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:14,100
A little bit smaller, a little bit more light.

652
00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:17,300
Not come apart, I don't know.

653
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,980
But nothing on a Switch 2.

654
00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:21,380
No.

655
00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:22,420
Leave them alone, man.

656
00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:23,700
Just leave them alone.

657
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:25,740
All right?

658
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:26,580
Look, we can't.

659
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:27,420
It's just ridiculous though.

660
00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:28,900
We are the fucking Lincoln Zelda,

661
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:32,300
the reiterations of the same conversation again and again.

662
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:33,140
No, I know.

663
00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:35,260
Where you shit on them and I go, no, not that bad.

664
00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:36,300
I'm not shitting on it.

665
00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:39,500
It's just, I don't see how it's smart business.

666
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,740
How many years between the PS4 and the PS5?

667
00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:46,100
Maybe like four or five.

668
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:48,020
I mean, it was definitely longer than that.

669
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:48,860
I don't know.

670
00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:49,680
It definitely was.

671
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:50,780
I had a PS4 before I knew you.

672
00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:52,140
No, but even then, this argument

673
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,020
is already fucking full short on your end

674
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:57,420
because the PS4 come out of a PS4 Pro.

675
00:23:57,420 --> 00:23:59,820
Yeah, and they've come out with Switch OLED,

676
00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:02,580
which has a nicer screen and a better battery life.

677
00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:05,660
And a dock that can have ethernet.

678
00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:09,540
And a fucking better designed ventilation.

679
00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:11,100
Yes, but that's not hardware.

680
00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:12,940
That doesn't mean anything

681
00:24:12,940 --> 00:24:16,380
for the fucking game that you're playing, does it?

682
00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:18,580
Capability wise, whereas the Pro did.

683
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:21,060
Sorry, you've stopped looking at the gap,

684
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,900
the time gap between the two.

685
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,180
You were just about to Google that there

686
00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:25,460
and now you've put that down.

687
00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:26,340
Google what?

688
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:27,740
The time gap between PS4 and PS5.

689
00:24:27,740 --> 00:24:29,060
Oh, I was, yeah.

690
00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:30,380
Not because I think that it was longer

691
00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:31,900
because I'm just doing, can't remember

692
00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:33,300
and I'm interested to know.

693
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:34,180
PS4.

694
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:35,100
But that's the thing.

695
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:36,700
I feel like it's just, yes,

696
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:39,140
there's no way they're not working on something.

697
00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:44,140
14th of November, 2013 is when the PS4 was introduced.

698
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:49,940
When did the Pro come out?

699
00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:51,460
No, we're not including the Pro.

700
00:24:51,460 --> 00:24:52,300
What I want to look at.

701
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:53,980
No, I don't want to include the Pro.

702
00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:55,500
I want to look at the Pro.

703
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,620
Was it 17, I think, or 18?

704
00:24:57,620 --> 00:25:02,340
Was 2016, so 10th of November, so three years later.

705
00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:06,260
And then, so ignoring the,

706
00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,900
so then the PS5 come out.

707
00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:09,740
2021.

708
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:11,540
2021.

709
00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:12,380
Yeah.

710
00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:13,220
Oh, was it?

711
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:16,280
No, Australia, Japan,

712
00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:19,540
North America, November 2020?

713
00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:21,100
November 2020?

714
00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:21,940
Was it really?

715
00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:23,900
God, COVID is like dog years.

716
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:27,580
Yeah, November 12th, 2020 was when that come out.

717
00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:28,420
Okay.

718
00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:29,240
So you've got seven years.

719
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,080
Seven years.

720
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,860
Okay, well we're only just hitting that.

721
00:25:31,860 --> 00:25:32,700
Yeah.

722
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:33,520
Okay, so give me a break.

723
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,020
Now you throw the Pro in there.

724
00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:37,500
So now it's not seven years anymore.

725
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:39,260
Okay, well I'll use the OLED then.

726
00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:44,500
The point remains is that it's really not that deep.

727
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,340
I personally don't think it's that deep.

728
00:25:46,340 --> 00:25:49,980
I feel like it's something that, yes, we all know again,

729
00:25:49,980 --> 00:25:54,980
to rehash, to re-walk old paths together, right?

730
00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:58,640
As we have many a time.

731
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,740
It's something that, yes, we all know

732
00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:05,060
that it falls behind on hardware and software

733
00:26:05,060 --> 00:26:07,940
and fucking capabilities of running games.

734
00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:09,180
Yes, okay?

735
00:26:09,180 --> 00:26:14,180
But it's also, again, it's such an old argument.

736
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,140
You're going out and about with it.

737
00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:18,980
You can pick it up.

738
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:20,940
I can play my home console

739
00:26:20,940 --> 00:26:23,140
as you can play your home console right now.

740
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:24,140
We can play them at the same time

741
00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:26,380
because if I couldn't, right,

742
00:26:26,380 --> 00:26:27,460
you should be grateful for the Switch

743
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,580
because if I couldn't do what I can do

744
00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:31,700
with the Switch right now, we'd be having arguments.

745
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:32,540
I'd be fighting over that telly.

746
00:26:32,540 --> 00:26:35,540
We'd be fighting like you used to fight over the remote

747
00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:37,380
when you were a kid with your brother and sister.

748
00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:38,980
You'd just get another monitor.

749
00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:40,580
But we don't need to because I've got a Switch

750
00:26:40,580 --> 00:26:42,380
so I can just yank it out and play it on the bed.

751
00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:44,020
So we're fine.

752
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:44,860
Do you know what I mean?

753
00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:46,620
So like, cut them some slack.

754
00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:49,220
And also they're also able to bring out,

755
00:26:49,220 --> 00:26:51,460
you've got games like, there's games that you and I

756
00:26:51,460 --> 00:26:54,740
don't even give a shit about that are massive.

757
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:57,860
Stuff like Splatoon 3 and things like that

758
00:26:57,860 --> 00:27:01,060
just not in our world as much as I did like Splatoon.

759
00:27:01,060 --> 00:27:02,460
What the fuck is Splatoon 3?

760
00:27:02,460 --> 00:27:04,340
It's so fun.

761
00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:05,180
It's so fun.

762
00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:06,620
Like I did have- Is it a PvP?

763
00:27:06,620 --> 00:27:09,340
Yeah, I did have Splatoon 2 and really enjoy it.

764
00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:11,500
And then the problem was I had to go to uni

765
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,660
so didn't really play it.

766
00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:15,260
And then they brought out a third one.

767
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,460
But yeah, you just cover, it's just like,

768
00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:20,500
you cover as much ground in your colour

769
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:21,380
and then you can like dive.

770
00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:22,220
It is fun.

771
00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:26,740
So Google what the most currently popular games are.

772
00:27:26,740 --> 00:27:27,940
On what?

773
00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:29,140
Just like ever. On anything.

774
00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:30,020
Oh God.

775
00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:32,780
I think Fortnite have had such a high amount

776
00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:34,700
for a long old time, haven't they?

777
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:37,820
And probably fucking like Roblox or something.

778
00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:41,340
World's most popular game in 2024.

779
00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:43,260
So you have Helldivers 2.

780
00:27:43,260 --> 00:27:44,220
Oh God, yeah.

781
00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:46,580
Final Fantasy Rebirth,

782
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:51,620
Dragon's Dogma 2, Tekken 8, Like a Dragon, Infinite Wealth.

783
00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:52,460
Do you know what I mean?

784
00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:53,300
They're games that we don't even touch.

785
00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:56,500
Stalker 2, Persona 3 Reloaded,

786
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,620
Prince of Persia, The Lost Crown.

787
00:27:58,620 --> 00:27:59,940
Definitely not.

788
00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:01,540
Definitely not.

789
00:28:01,540 --> 00:28:03,780
Power World, fucking hell, Power World.

790
00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:04,620
Yeah.

791
00:28:04,620 --> 00:28:05,940
Remember that? Yeah.

792
00:28:05,940 --> 00:28:07,220
I wonder what that's doing.

793
00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:08,340
Yeah.

794
00:28:08,340 --> 00:28:09,460
Wow. But this is the thing.

795
00:28:09,460 --> 00:28:10,620
This is what I try and tell you.

796
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:11,540
We're like-

797
00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:12,660
Princess Peach Showtime?

798
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:13,500
Hey.

799
00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:17,340
We might not necessarily represent like,

800
00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:20,980
just because we play across multiple consoles,

801
00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:23,820
I don't necessarily think we're anywhere near representing

802
00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:27,420
like the average. No, we're definitely not.

803
00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:32,420
The mobile gaming scene in places like Japan,

804
00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:37,500
China is fucking ginormous.

805
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,340
Yeah.

806
00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:39,180
Ginormous.

807
00:28:39,180 --> 00:28:41,500
And that is a surface that we haven't even scratched.

808
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,340
Yeah.

809
00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:43,180
Nor will I.

810
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:46,660
And again, so like with Nintendo,

811
00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:49,660
it's almost like a, not an obsolete argument,

812
00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:51,860
because yeah, you know, keeping it fresh

813
00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:53,940
and you can't just dine out on one thing forever.

814
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:58,940
But they do traditionally have quite big gaps.

815
00:28:59,060 --> 00:29:03,420
If you think Breath of the Wild came out on the Switch,

816
00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:05,060
it also came out on the Wii U.

817
00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:07,300
You know what I mean?

818
00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:09,980
And the Wii U, as we've said before, nearly killed Nintendo,

819
00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:11,500
but what was before the Wii U?

820
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,300
Literally the Wii.

821
00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:16,900
So that was fucking what, 2008, the Wii came out.

822
00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:18,620
Then you've got the Wii U somewhere in the middle,

823
00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:20,660
whatever I want to say, maybe 2013,

824
00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:23,100
if I had to guess off the top of my head.

825
00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:24,580
Then 2017 with the Switch.

826
00:29:24,580 --> 00:29:25,420
So that, you know what I mean?

827
00:29:25,420 --> 00:29:27,940
It's not anything new is what I'm trying to say.

828
00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:31,340
It's quite, because they're not gonna,

829
00:29:31,340 --> 00:29:33,580
I would very, very much doubt.

830
00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:36,580
Although, I don't know, maybe.

831
00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:39,420
Like, I don't think it's gonna be called Switch 2.

832
00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:41,980
I think it's gonna be something else.

833
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:45,580
In that, you know, so let's say the relationship

834
00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:48,100
between the Wii and the Switch, you've got, okay,

835
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:50,340
motion control, you've got, you know,

836
00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:54,380
wiggling it at a screen, probably obviously a much,

837
00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:57,340
much closer, well, definitely a closer relative to the Wii U

838
00:29:57,340 --> 00:29:58,940
in the whole game pad thing.

839
00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:01,140
And what they did there was a bit like

840
00:30:01,140 --> 00:30:04,020
with that shitty PlayStation thing that they tried to do,

841
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,620
where like, you could play it out and about,

842
00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:06,980
but your PlayStation had to be on.

843
00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:07,860
Well, the porting.

844
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:08,700
Yeah.

845
00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:13,060
You know, the Switch is what the Wii U

846
00:30:13,060 --> 00:30:16,180
kind of should have been with this business of,

847
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:17,860
you know, you can just leave and it'd be done

848
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:20,660
and that kind of, but the idea was there.

849
00:30:20,660 --> 00:30:25,660
So ultimately, I would imagine they're racking their brains

850
00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:31,180
trying to think of something that can be next and not just.

851
00:30:31,340 --> 00:30:34,100
Okay, you got the DS, you got the DS Lite,

852
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,740
which was again, better battery, brighter screen.

853
00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:39,860
You know, there are patterns that are being repeated here

854
00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:43,940
that I feel like isn't being acknowledged by,

855
00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:45,340
well, you, Melanie.

856
00:30:45,340 --> 00:30:46,180
You know what I mean?

857
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,020
Like, do you know what I mean?

858
00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:49,820
There is, and then you go, okay, the 3DS.

859
00:30:49,820 --> 00:30:51,180
Oh wait, that's shit.

860
00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:52,580
Let's make the new 3DS.

861
00:30:52,580 --> 00:30:56,740
Maybe they are thinking of something different.

862
00:30:58,140 --> 00:30:59,940
Well, it's probably more likely.

863
00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:00,780
Yeah.

864
00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:03,620
Because the, if you're trying to build on

865
00:31:03,620 --> 00:31:07,260
what you already have and just make it beefier,

866
00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:12,500
I feel like the boat for that is beginning to sail

867
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,900
in things like the Steam Deck.

868
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:19,900
Like that space is no longer occupied by one fucking entity.

869
00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:24,220
There's now multiple that are very, very, very heavy hitters

870
00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:27,420
that are doing extremely well.

871
00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:29,580
Is it still the best selling console?

872
00:31:29,580 --> 00:31:30,420
What?

873
00:31:30,420 --> 00:31:31,860
Switch.

874
00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:33,580
I don't know, to be fair.

875
00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:35,460
But definitely for a time, wasn't it?

876
00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:40,220
Best selling console.

877
00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:44,140
Fuck a time, console.

878
00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:46,300
Console of all time.

879
00:31:48,220 --> 00:31:49,140
Best selling.

880
00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:52,020
Not of all time, I just mean like currently.

881
00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:55,020
Well, of all time sounds cool, doesn't it?

882
00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:55,860
It does.

883
00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:56,700
I wonder what that is.

884
00:31:58,740 --> 00:32:01,340
That's the weirdest chart I've ever seen in my life.

885
00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:04,660
Is that noise?

886
00:32:04,660 --> 00:32:05,500
It's the dog.

887
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,660
It's the dog.

888
00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:07,500
It's the dog fucking.

889
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,740
Oh, you're stuck naked.

890
00:32:09,740 --> 00:32:10,860
Yeah.

891
00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:12,740
Is it still the, oh my God, the PS2,

892
00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:14,540
that was the best selling console of all time.

893
00:32:14,540 --> 00:32:15,380
Is it the PS2?

894
00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:16,220
Yeah.

895
00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:17,060
Yeah.

896
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:19,180
So you've got, I've got a list of number tens.

897
00:32:19,180 --> 00:32:20,020
Go on, what have you got?

898
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:22,580
So I've got Game Boy Advance at number 10

899
00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:24,860
with 81.51 million.

900
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:25,940
Is it that?

901
00:32:25,940 --> 00:32:26,780
No.

902
00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:27,940
Oh, okay, yeah, 85.1 million.

903
00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:29,460
Yeah, that's corroborating, go on.

904
00:32:29,460 --> 00:32:34,460
I've got the Xbox 360 with 84 million plus at number nine.

905
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:37,980
I've then got the PlayStation 3 at number eight

906
00:32:37,980 --> 00:32:39,980
with 87.4 million.

907
00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:41,980
Oh my God, look, I was having the same sources.

908
00:32:41,980 --> 00:32:42,820
Yeah.

909
00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:46,820
Then the Nintendo Wii at number seven, 101.63 million.

910
00:32:52,380 --> 00:32:55,420
We've then got number six, the PlayStation

911
00:32:55,420 --> 00:32:57,620
with 102.4 million.

912
00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:01,740
We then have at number five, the PlayStation 4

913
00:33:01,740 --> 00:33:04,220
with 117 million.

914
00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:07,820
And then we have number, sorry, this is number four.

915
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:09,180
That was number five.

916
00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:13,740
The Game Boy and Game Boy Color, 118.69 million.

917
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:18,820
We then have at number three, the Nintendo Switch,

918
00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:21,140
123 million plus.

919
00:33:22,980 --> 00:33:25,980
We've then got the Nintendo DS, 154.02 million.

920
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:29,780
Yep.

921
00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:32,820
Jesus Christ, but then again, every cunt had a Nintendo.

922
00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:34,900
My nana had a fucking Nintendo DS

923
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:36,820
doing the brain fucking game.

924
00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:39,860
Oh, my brain's 74 years old.

925
00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:40,700
Yeah.

926
00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:41,540
God, what the fuck.

927
00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:42,380
It was nuts.

928
00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:44,940
And then number one, yeah, the PlayStation 2.

929
00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:45,780
Yeah.

930
00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:47,300
155 million.

931
00:33:47,300 --> 00:33:49,780
Obviously, the Xbox One's not there.

932
00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:50,860
The Series X, Series S.

933
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:51,700
PS5 isn't there.

934
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:52,540
PS5's not there.

935
00:33:52,540 --> 00:33:53,380
So do you know what I mean?

936
00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:55,940
Because no cunt can get the fucking PS5.

937
00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:56,860
But do you see what I mean?

938
00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:59,500
Where if you were sat in the office of Nintendo,

939
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:00,900
you'd be like, well, we're all right.

940
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,940
We can rest for a little minute.

941
00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:05,180
Well, not even rest, but just work on something else.

942
00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:06,340
I feel like the...

943
00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:07,500
Because you know, actually,

944
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,700
what you were saying in the Patreon about

945
00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:12,220
how the higher up you are,

946
00:34:12,220 --> 00:34:14,500
the harder you've got to kind of try.

947
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:18,260
Could you imagine now rushing a release of something

948
00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:19,740
just because people are starting to go,

949
00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:21,060
where's Nintendo Switch 2?

950
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:23,340
And it fucking up, like it flopping.

951
00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:27,420
You will be, and that is wherever the Wii was there.

952
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:32,460
You've got to follow up strong.

953
00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:37,460
I feel like Sony and Microsoft have been very,

954
00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:42,540
very lucky with their current gen releases

955
00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:48,020
by the fact that, yes, the difference between the PS5

956
00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:53,020
and the PS4 and the PS4 Pro is substantial.

957
00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:58,100
However, the necessity to have a PS5 is fucking underground.

958
00:34:58,100 --> 00:35:03,100
There is absolutely no need to own a PS5.

959
00:35:03,740 --> 00:35:08,740
Now we're coming to a curve where it's becoming more pressing

960
00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:14,500
that you need a PS5 to still play PlayStation games,

961
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:15,580
as it fucking should be.

962
00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:16,900
It's been out long enough.

963
00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:19,060
And I said this from the beginning,

964
00:35:19,060 --> 00:35:22,180
there will be a point where PS4 games

965
00:35:22,180 --> 00:35:25,260
and support start to be getting let go

966
00:35:25,260 --> 00:35:28,460
because Sony need to move on and focus on the PS5,

967
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,940
especially when you've got Microsoft so openly saying

968
00:35:30,940 --> 00:35:33,740
that they're already working on their next generation

969
00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:34,580
of console.

970
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:39,660
But when the PS5 first come out, there was nothing on it.

971
00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:42,180
It was a gimmick to a point.

972
00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:43,340
It was nice to have one.

973
00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:44,180
I'm glad I've got one.

974
00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:46,380
Oh yeah, you canceled your pre-order at one point.

975
00:35:46,380 --> 00:35:47,740
Yeah, I had the pre-order and then canceled

976
00:35:47,740 --> 00:35:48,940
like three days before, and then I was like,

977
00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:49,780
oh my God, what have I done?

978
00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:52,260
And then ended up getting one anyway.

979
00:35:52,260 --> 00:35:56,540
But the need to have one was so minimal

980
00:35:56,540 --> 00:35:58,380
because there was nothing out for the PS5

981
00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:01,060
and everything you were finding yourself playing everything

982
00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:04,860
on a PS5 for a PS4.

983
00:36:04,860 --> 00:36:07,260
So yes, it looked a bit better,

984
00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:09,860
but if you had a PS4 Pro,

985
00:36:09,860 --> 00:36:11,900
it already looked pretty good anyway.

986
00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:18,780
So I feel like Sony as a company were lucky with that

987
00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:23,780
because I feel like the fans of Sony are so diehard.

988
00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:26,420
It's like with fucking Apple and Android,

989
00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:29,180
Xbox and PlayStation is the same kind of shit.

990
00:36:30,580 --> 00:36:33,380
You slap a PlayStation symbol on it,

991
00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:34,220
someone's gonna buy it.

992
00:36:34,220 --> 00:36:35,060
Yeah.

993
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,380
So I feel like that saved them,

994
00:36:37,380 --> 00:36:40,580
but it really didn't do them any favors

995
00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:42,980
in the fact that they've released this brand new console,

996
00:36:42,980 --> 00:36:45,980
like hyped up, this is like the next best thing.

997
00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:48,820
Nothing to showcase its capabilities,

998
00:36:48,820 --> 00:36:50,820
still nothing to showcase its capabilities.

999
00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:53,780
And that's the same with all the fucking current

1000
00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:55,580
like next gens or whatever.

1001
00:36:57,180 --> 00:37:02,180
So I feel like, yeah, if Nintendo were to rush something

1002
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:05,780
or release something, their next console now,

1003
00:37:05,780 --> 00:37:10,780
they've got that where what they already have is so good.

1004
00:37:11,060 --> 00:37:12,780
Whatever they release next,

1005
00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:17,780
you're right, they need to release it nearly perfect.

1006
00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:22,380
And with enough shit on it that is good enough

1007
00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:25,140
to drag those millions and millions and millions of people

1008
00:37:25,140 --> 00:37:26,820
away from their Switch

1009
00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:29,100
to then whatever the fuck they're bringing out next.

1010
00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:30,860
Because if you don't do that,

1011
00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:33,500
then the money that would have gone into making

1012
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:35,780
this next console and then it releasing

1013
00:37:35,780 --> 00:37:37,540
and everyone going, yeah, that's cool,

1014
00:37:37,540 --> 00:37:39,460
but not enough to take me away from the Switch

1015
00:37:39,460 --> 00:37:41,940
that I've had for seven years,

1016
00:37:41,940 --> 00:37:44,260
will, well, will you?

1017
00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:45,100
Exactly.

1018
00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:47,660
And that was such, I think,

1019
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:52,620
such a immense example of a marketing failure.

1020
00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:54,500
Because what you had there was-

1021
00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:55,620
I don't even remember it.

1022
00:37:55,620 --> 00:37:59,060
Most people just thought it was like an add-on.

1023
00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:03,460
Oh, you can get, because the remote,

1024
00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:06,540
as far as the little rectangular controller was,

1025
00:38:06,540 --> 00:38:08,140
it was exactly the same.

1026
00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:11,380
The console itself looked like a roundier version

1027
00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:12,620
of a Wii.

1028
00:38:12,620 --> 00:38:13,900
And then the gamepad,

1029
00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:17,900
for the Wii U being so accessory heavy,

1030
00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:19,260
we had fucking steering wheels.

1031
00:38:19,260 --> 00:38:20,100
You had to Google it.

1032
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:21,740
You had the little, you know,

1033
00:38:21,740 --> 00:38:23,540
the little bats you could play.

1034
00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:26,140
Like the addition of a screen,

1035
00:38:26,140 --> 00:38:28,660
a lot of people didn't, it wasn't enough.

1036
00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:30,140
Like exactly like you just said, it wasn't enough.

1037
00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:31,100
I never had one.

1038
00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:36,700
And it's the very people that love the idea of a Switch,

1039
00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:38,220
probably would have loved a Wii U,

1040
00:38:38,220 --> 00:38:40,940
but it just wasn't, you know, it just didn't.

1041
00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:42,380
How did it work?

1042
00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:44,260
Pick them up for 50 quid.

1043
00:38:44,260 --> 00:38:46,060
Honestly, no, I really, really want the Wind Waker

1044
00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:48,220
Zelda edition of it, but I can't find one.

1045
00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:51,580
It is, I will add it to my collection one day.

1046
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:54,580
But anyway, the idea was being,

1047
00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:57,660
ultimately very, very like the Switch

1048
00:38:57,660 --> 00:39:01,180
in that it was during,

1049
00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:03,420
so you're playing it on your telly,

1050
00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:07,140
and what you might have is the map in your lap,

1051
00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:10,140
or, you know, additional controls on the screen,

1052
00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:11,940
additional information on the screen,

1053
00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:13,860
as well as your extra buttons and stuff,

1054
00:39:13,860 --> 00:39:15,300
but you also had the, you know,

1055
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:16,780
the normal Wii remote as well.

1056
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:21,460
And, but what you could then do

1057
00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:23,740
is say someone wanted to watch the telly,

1058
00:39:23,740 --> 00:39:26,540
you could then play the game on the screen.

1059
00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:28,460
Right, okay.

1060
00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:30,180
But if I remember rightly,

1061
00:39:30,180 --> 00:39:32,100
I don't think it worked with all of them.

1062
00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:35,980
And obviously I don't know how the cross compatibility

1063
00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:40,060
went with like just Wii games, but that was the idea.

1064
00:39:40,060 --> 00:39:42,340
But it wasn't something that you could, I think,

1065
00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:46,420
necessarily like take away from the room you were in.

1066
00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:47,580
But if I remember the advert,

1067
00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:49,780
it's like the dad comes in and wants to watch the football,

1068
00:39:49,780 --> 00:39:51,900
and he goes, come on, turn it off,

1069
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:53,420
and the kid goes, oh, and then play,

1070
00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:56,300
and then he sat there playing it on the screen instead.

1071
00:39:56,300 --> 00:40:00,140
So the bones of what became the Switch were there.

1072
00:40:00,140 --> 00:40:03,620
The bones of it are just the fucking PlayStation Portal.

1073
00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:05,380
Well, yeah, or rather the PlayStation Portal

1074
00:40:05,380 --> 00:40:07,300
was obviously the Wii U, because the Wii U was first.

1075
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:08,220
Yeah, that's what I mean.

1076
00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:11,180
Yes, it was not a market success.

1077
00:40:11,180 --> 00:40:13,700
The Wii U comes out and everyone's like,

1078
00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:14,540
what the fuck is this?

1079
00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:15,980
The PlayStation Portal comes out

1080
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:17,820
and everyone's like, what the fuck is this?

1081
00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:19,820
This is not what we wanted.

1082
00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:23,020
But yeah, so that again,

1083
00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:26,700
which is why you kind of have to be so careful, I think.

1084
00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:28,220
When you're following up, and again,

1085
00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:31,220
the success of the Wii, everyone had a Wii.

1086
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:33,540
There was that woman, she died for a Wii.

1087
00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:36,380
So a radio show did this contest, didn't they?

1088
00:40:36,380 --> 00:40:38,580
She told you Wii for a Wii and she fucking killed herself

1089
00:40:38,580 --> 00:40:40,180
trying to win a Wii for her kids.

1090
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:44,580
Something so successful as that,

1091
00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:46,220
because again, it was new.

1092
00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:48,020
You had shit like the Itoy.

1093
00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:50,020
I wonder if they gave them the Wii.

1094
00:40:50,020 --> 00:40:50,860
Probably.

1095
00:40:50,860 --> 00:40:52,380
Yeah, just turn up at the funeral.

1096
00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:54,460
Your mom's dead, but here's the Wii.

1097
00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:55,300
But you know what I mean?

1098
00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:56,700
That was something that,

1099
00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:58,460
you had seven-year-olds with fucking abs

1100
00:40:58,460 --> 00:41:00,500
because they'd been boxing all Christmas.

1101
00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:03,900
It was such an innovation, wasn't it?

1102
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:06,740
It was nuts.

1103
00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:07,900
And then, yeah, so.

1104
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:10,660
I genuinely thought I was gonna get good at tennis,

1105
00:41:10,660 --> 00:41:12,420
playing Wii sports tennis.

1106
00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:14,140
God, I pulled so many muscles, man.

1107
00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:15,940
I genuinely thought until you realise

1108
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:17,780
all you have to do is just fucking give it a little flick

1109
00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:19,700
and then that would be the power shot.

1110
00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:21,180
Just, phoop, phoop.

1111
00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:22,260
Oh, I like the motivation.

1112
00:41:22,260 --> 00:41:24,820
I made every single person I knew

1113
00:41:24,820 --> 00:41:26,620
on the little me parade thing.

1114
00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:31,540
But yeah, and that's why I think

1115
00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:33,860
there's gonna be somewhat of a gap.

1116
00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:36,340
Because as well, I feel like this is,

1117
00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:40,900
the Switch has kind of been almost like stumbled

1118
00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:42,860
into a market that's previously

1119
00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:45,180
somewhat unbreached by Nintendo.

1120
00:41:45,180 --> 00:41:50,180
You wouldn't have expected to play Skyrim on the Wii.

1121
00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:51,780
You know what I mean?

1122
00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:53,140
Or those kinds of things.

1123
00:41:53,140 --> 00:41:54,620
It just wouldn't have happened.

1124
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:57,900
Again, with the DS, you wouldn't expect the games

1125
00:41:57,900 --> 00:42:01,060
that you could play on PlayStation, on the Xbox,

1126
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,220
to be able to play it on a DS.

1127
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:05,100
It just wasn't, that expectation wasn't there.

1128
00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:09,220
And I feel like now, because shit like Hogwarts Legacy,

1129
00:42:09,220 --> 00:42:13,380
despite all of its issues, is out on the Switch.

1130
00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:15,740
And obviously we know it to be a very

1131
00:42:15,740 --> 00:42:18,100
graphically impressive game and quite a big game.

1132
00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:22,220
Which again, we know from comparison side by side,

1133
00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:24,700
it's not amazing, but it's there.

1134
00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:25,540
Do you know what I mean?

1135
00:42:25,540 --> 00:42:26,940
If all you have is a Switch,

1136
00:42:26,940 --> 00:42:28,980
then you are now able to access

1137
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:31,700
those kind of bigger, heavier games

1138
00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:32,620
that you previously couldn't.

1139
00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:36,380
But again, as we know, it's not there.

1140
00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:39,460
That support isn't there.

1141
00:42:39,460 --> 00:42:44,420
It's not backed up by impressive capabilities.

1142
00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:49,420
So I almost feel like they've gone forward.

1143
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,100
You can't then go back.

1144
00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:52,220
It's like breaking up with someone.

1145
00:42:52,220 --> 00:42:53,100
Once you've got to the point

1146
00:42:53,100 --> 00:42:54,540
where you're holding hands and kissing,

1147
00:42:54,540 --> 00:42:57,620
you can't then go back to being mates and not be weird.

1148
00:42:57,620 --> 00:42:59,500
They can't just bring up something and go,

1149
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:00,900
yeah, no, no, we're not gonna play this

1150
00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:03,060
and that and the other one there anymore.

1151
00:43:03,060 --> 00:43:05,780
They've evolved to the point of their own

1152
00:43:05,780 --> 00:43:08,260
almost detriment and go, right.

1153
00:43:08,260 --> 00:43:11,180
You've shown that you can somewhat do this

1154
00:43:11,180 --> 00:43:13,260
now make it better because everyone else

1155
00:43:13,260 --> 00:43:14,100
is making it better.

1156
00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:15,180
Now you must do the same thing.

1157
00:43:15,180 --> 00:43:19,860
Yeah, and so either one would rather wait longer

1158
00:43:19,860 --> 00:43:21,740
to then produce something better.

1159
00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:25,220
And especially like you say, shit like the Steam Deck,

1160
00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:28,620
where it is, I mean, obviously I know Ash's

1161
00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:29,460
got the better one, hasn't he?

1162
00:43:29,460 --> 00:43:32,620
But like, excuse me, little belch there.

1163
00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:35,860
The battery on the Steam Deck is shocking.

1164
00:43:35,860 --> 00:43:36,700
It's awful.

1165
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:39,500
And there are some things graphically like Baldur's Gate.

1166
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:41,140
Yeah, you can play it, but it's shocking.

1167
00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:43,500
Yeah, it's nowhere near as good as it should be.

1168
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:48,260
Yeah, so even people who are more there than the Switch

1169
00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:49,340
still aren't there.

1170
00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:53,100
Yeah, because that is the next hurdle

1171
00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:58,100
is you're asking for games to be portable

1172
00:43:58,100 --> 00:44:00,620
that were never designed to be portable.

1173
00:44:00,620 --> 00:44:04,740
So I can only imagine the coding and everything

1174
00:44:04,740 --> 00:44:08,780
that goes into that of, okay, here's a game that is

1175
00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:14,140
where power consumption was never a fault

1176
00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:15,580
in the development of this game

1177
00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:17,660
because it's being played on a PlayStation

1178
00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:20,700
or on a fucking computer where it's hardwired

1179
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:23,060
into the fucking mains of the house.

1180
00:44:23,060 --> 00:44:26,060
Whereas now I'm asking you to put it on a console

1181
00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:28,860
that can be completely wireless

1182
00:44:28,860 --> 00:44:31,060
and run solely on battery power.

1183
00:44:31,060 --> 00:44:33,900
You go right, well, how long is this gonna last?

1184
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:35,060
15 minutes.

1185
00:44:35,060 --> 00:44:36,380
Yeah, exactly.

1186
00:44:36,380 --> 00:44:38,180
This is the best we can do, I'm sorry.

1187
00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:41,620
And like, when you look at how, again,

1188
00:44:41,620 --> 00:44:42,980
it's like going up and down,

1189
00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:46,660
like the power cord of the PS1,

1190
00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:49,380
and then you kind of get, it gets meatier and meatier

1191
00:44:49,380 --> 00:44:51,460
until you've got a fucking, it's almost the same size

1192
00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:52,300
as your console.

1193
00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:54,460
Power cord of the laptop, look at the laptop break.

1194
00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:55,300
Exactly.

1195
00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:56,140
It's fucking huge.

1196
00:44:56,140 --> 00:45:00,300
Like the, what is it, the Xbox 360e there,

1197
00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:04,940
the blue one, is such a big boy, it's fucking massive.

1198
00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:08,660
And then, you know, you skip onto the Xbox and it's gone.

1199
00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:09,900
Yeah. It's gone.

1200
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:12,020
PS5 is gone, you know?

1201
00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:14,660
So it is there, they are working it out,

1202
00:45:14,660 --> 00:45:16,580
but it just takes time, you know?

1203
00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:19,260
And that's something that then, you know,

1204
00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:21,940
I want it powerful, I want it to last a long time,

1205
00:45:21,940 --> 00:45:23,660
but I want it to be lightweight and I want it to be skinny,

1206
00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:24,740
and I don't want it to be too hot,

1207
00:45:24,740 --> 00:45:26,980
but I want it to be able to run massive, you know?

1208
00:45:26,980 --> 00:45:30,700
We are so, so demanding because, you know,

1209
00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:34,260
it's so close to being, and there is no perfect.

1210
00:45:34,260 --> 00:45:36,020
Every time you think you get something that comes out

1211
00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:37,340
and you go, God, this is amazing.

1212
00:45:37,340 --> 00:45:38,180
Yeah, there's always gonna be something.

1213
00:45:38,180 --> 00:45:40,060
And then you're like, okay, now what?

1214
00:45:40,060 --> 00:45:42,020
You know, how quickly it's sort of like the worm will turn.

1215
00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:44,500
Well, even with the Steam Deck, oh, fantastic,

1216
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:46,300
the fucking charging port is at the top

1217
00:45:46,300 --> 00:45:48,500
so I can leave it plugged in and continue playing it

1218
00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:51,060
without worrying about damaging the cable.

1219
00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:52,860
Cable's not long enough.

1220
00:45:52,860 --> 00:45:53,780
Your cable's not long enough.

1221
00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:55,540
I need a longer one, please.

1222
00:45:55,540 --> 00:45:58,260
And let's bring out this 50 meter long fucking cable.

1223
00:45:58,260 --> 00:45:59,380
Fantastic.

1224
00:45:59,380 --> 00:46:02,060
Only with the OLED models or something like that.

1225
00:46:04,180 --> 00:46:07,700
There's always an improvement of it,

1226
00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:11,260
which I feel like is something that is very positive

1227
00:46:11,260 --> 00:46:16,020
from the gaming community because we are so fucking picky,

1228
00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:17,980
but picky for a reason because that's how you end up

1229
00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:19,140
in the position that we're in now

1230
00:46:19,140 --> 00:46:19,980
with the plethora of things that we have.

1231
00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:21,820
Look, we pay you, all right?

1232
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:22,660
We pay you.

1233
00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:26,140
Well, ultimately, yeah, we are the consumers

1234
00:46:26,140 --> 00:46:30,580
and sorry to say it, but consumers run the fucking scene

1235
00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:33,180
when it comes to gaming because if we don't like something,

1236
00:46:33,180 --> 00:46:35,380
we don't buy it and it doesn't happen anymore.

1237
00:46:35,380 --> 00:46:36,220
Simple.

1238
00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:40,300
And that is prevalent throughout the entire industry,

1239
00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:42,380
throughout the world of everything pretty much,

1240
00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:43,980
but especially with stuff like gaming,

1241
00:46:43,980 --> 00:46:46,500
if you don't like something, it will not survive.

1242
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,460
I find something like, let's say,

1243
00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:53,260
the release of Cyberpunk, for example, absolutely shocking.

1244
00:46:53,260 --> 00:46:54,100
Genuinely shocking.

1245
00:46:54,100 --> 00:46:56,140
You know, they literally stood up and said,

1246
00:46:56,140 --> 00:46:57,140
look, have a refund.

1247
00:46:57,140 --> 00:46:57,980
This is shit, yeah.

1248
00:46:57,980 --> 00:46:58,820
Have a refund.

1249
00:46:58,820 --> 00:46:59,660
Who's your money back?

1250
00:46:59,660 --> 00:47:00,500
What the fuck was that?

1251
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:03,140
And then you think, as taking yourself, for example,

1252
00:47:03,140 --> 00:47:05,660
you did that, you got your refund,

1253
00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:09,660
then everyone starts, you know, period of time passes,

1254
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,780
no, it's really good now, they've done this, that and the other.

1255
00:47:11,780 --> 00:47:12,860
Play it, love it.

1256
00:47:12,860 --> 00:47:16,660
Could you imagine if it had been so polished like that

1257
00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:19,060
on release, how much bigger of a game

1258
00:47:19,060 --> 00:47:20,060
that could potentially be?

1259
00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:20,900
It'd be mental.

1260
00:47:20,900 --> 00:47:21,740
You know what I mean?

1261
00:47:21,740 --> 00:47:23,380
And stuff like that where, yes,

1262
00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:25,100
you can claw it back to some extent,

1263
00:47:25,100 --> 00:47:29,100
but it really is an industry where that shit don't come out.

1264
00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:31,540
I mean, if that's clouded by something,

1265
00:47:31,540 --> 00:47:33,380
you are in the shit.

1266
00:47:33,380 --> 00:47:35,980
It's very cutthroat now because you're asking

1267
00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:37,780
for a lot of money off of people.

1268
00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:38,620
Yeah.

1269
00:47:38,620 --> 00:47:40,980
I want 70 quid off of you for this game

1270
00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:44,180
that's gonna take up a third of your storage on your console.

1271
00:47:44,180 --> 00:47:46,060
Yes, I want it to be perfect.

1272
00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:50,500
I want it to be as good as it can be.

1273
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:53,860
I'm not talking, I want the story to be perfect.

1274
00:47:53,860 --> 00:47:57,500
I'm not talking I want the game itself to be perfect.

1275
00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:00,300
I mean, I want it to run perfectly.

1276
00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:01,140
Yeah.

1277
00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:03,860
If I buy a game and the story's shit,

1278
00:48:03,860 --> 00:48:06,020
that's on me for buying the game.

1279
00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:09,300
I can't help that it's probably the game's not for me.

1280
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:13,460
So something like, I don't know,

1281
00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:20,500
I'm trying to think of a game where just the story isn't for me.

1282
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:25,860
I don't know, Gears of War, I've never played it,

1283
00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:27,340
but let's just throw Gears of War out there.

1284
00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:29,380
Literally the worst example because you'd probably love Gears of War.

1285
00:48:29,380 --> 00:48:30,380
I know, terrible, I probably would love it.

1286
00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:31,220
I probably would.

1287
00:48:31,220 --> 00:48:32,060
I can't think of anything.

1288
00:48:32,060 --> 00:48:32,900
You definitely would.

1289
00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:34,300
I can't think of any games where I'd be like,

1290
00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:36,300
just the story's not for me.

1291
00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:37,140
I really can't.

1292
00:48:37,140 --> 00:48:39,020
Or like a gameplay style that you don't like.

1293
00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:40,980
Resident Evil.

1294
00:48:40,980 --> 00:48:42,660
Resident Evil.

1295
00:48:42,660 --> 00:48:44,460
I know that they're good.

1296
00:48:44,460 --> 00:48:46,540
They're obviously good because they're very popular.

1297
00:48:46,540 --> 00:48:51,700
However, if I buy any one of the fucking games from Resident Evil,

1298
00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:53,740
I don't like it because it's scary.

1299
00:48:53,740 --> 00:48:54,980
It's not for me.

1300
00:48:54,980 --> 00:48:58,780
But that's not the developer's fault that I don't like that game.

1301
00:48:58,780 --> 00:48:59,620
It's just not for me.

1302
00:48:59,620 --> 00:49:00,460
It takes you into a different audience.

1303
00:49:00,460 --> 00:49:03,060
Whereas if I bought Resident Evil 7

1304
00:49:03,060 --> 00:49:05,420
and then put the disk in or whatever

1305
00:49:05,420 --> 00:49:07,820
and then everything's pixelated and nothing works,

1306
00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:10,300
well, that's not my fault.

1307
00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:11,380
And I don't like the game.

1308
00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:14,620
I don't like this game because you fucked up as a developer

1309
00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:17,740
and I've just paid 60 or 70 quid for this game.

1310
00:49:17,740 --> 00:49:19,060
I want my money back.

1311
00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:22,180
I feel like you're at a point where,

1312
00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:26,180
yeah, if you're releasing a game and you're charging me anything,

1313
00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:29,980
to be fair, it should run seamlessly.

1314
00:49:29,980 --> 00:49:31,860
That is how it should be.

1315
00:49:31,860 --> 00:49:32,700
Simple.

1316
00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:36,180
You know what I mean?

1317
00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:38,540
That's not a lot to ask for.

1318
00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:40,340
It's the base to ask for.

1319
00:49:40,340 --> 00:49:43,980
But in terms of it actually being

1320
00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:47,860
an interesting game is purely subjective.

1321
00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:51,140
Why did we get onto the subject of that?

1322
00:49:51,140 --> 00:49:54,620
I was saying about how if Cyberpunk had released well initially,

1323
00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:58,020
how much bigger it could be, like how the industry is quite...

1324
00:49:58,020 --> 00:49:59,140
But that would be...

1325
00:49:59,140 --> 00:50:01,300
That's the same for No Man's Sky.

1326
00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:04,260
But what's even more incredible is that you have things like Cyberpunk

1327
00:50:04,260 --> 00:50:08,820
and No Man's Sky where they released so incredibly underwhelming

1328
00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:13,020
and are now massive in their own respect.

1329
00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:15,500
They are massive, especially No Man's Sky.

1330
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:19,380
I think No Man's Sky overtakes Cyberpunk in the fact that they

1331
00:50:19,380 --> 00:50:20,820
released that game.

1332
00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:22,020
It was an ongoing game, isn't it?

1333
00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:24,020
Yeah, it was fucking awful.

1334
00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:26,500
Everything that was promised didn't happen.

1335
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:29,660
And then the developers then turned around and said, right,

1336
00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:30,980
we're really sorry.

1337
00:50:30,980 --> 00:50:32,180
We're going to work on this.

1338
00:50:32,180 --> 00:50:35,860
And then years later, they're still pumping out content for free,

1339
00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:37,220
completely for free.

1340
00:50:37,220 --> 00:50:38,260
They're not charging you.

1341
00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:41,460
You buy the base game of No Man's Sky, you have everything,

1342
00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:46,660
access to everything, all the DLCs, all the fucking additional content.

1343
00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:48,820
Anything they put in that is for free.

1344
00:50:48,820 --> 00:50:52,140
And to a point where even the community themselves are going,

1345
00:50:52,140 --> 00:50:54,740
it's fine, you've done enough.

1346
00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:56,900
Like you don't have to keep pumping stuff out for free.

1347
00:50:56,900 --> 00:50:58,340
And they're like, no, we're doing it.

1348
00:50:58,340 --> 00:50:59,660
You can have this for free.

1349
00:50:59,660 --> 00:51:06,980
So for those types of games to have recovered and be in the position

1350
00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:11,580
that they're in now, yeah, if they had released fucking Nyon

1351
00:51:11,580 --> 00:51:14,380
Perfect or how they were supposed to, how they are now,

1352
00:51:14,380 --> 00:51:16,900
if that was how they were when they released,

1353
00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:21,420
it would be incredible to see how that goes and how that goes

1354
00:51:21,420 --> 00:51:23,220
for the developers and the studios and everything.

1355
00:51:23,220 --> 00:51:25,980
Because obviously, from a money point, monetary point of view,

1356
00:51:25,980 --> 00:51:26,980
you haven't lost anything.

1357
00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:29,940
You retained all of your income.

1358
00:51:29,940 --> 00:51:34,380
And even for games like Gollum, what that would have done for Lord

1359
00:51:34,380 --> 00:51:39,660
of the Rings franchise in terms of gaming opportunities on that respect,

1360
00:51:39,660 --> 00:51:43,260
if something like Gollum comes out and it's fantastic,

1361
00:51:43,260 --> 00:51:46,820
well, that's only going to generate more buzz for fucking more games

1362
00:51:46,820 --> 00:51:50,980
of that world.

1363
00:51:50,980 --> 00:51:53,580
Because the only things you've got beforehand is Middle Earth,

1364
00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:56,660
like Shadow of War.

1365
00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:59,260
And it's, yeah.

1366
00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:03,180
Well, just to go back to what we were just saying about the Wii U,

1367
00:52:03,180 --> 00:52:06,540
it's like we've released this.

1368
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,060
Oh shit, oh dear.

1369
00:52:08,060 --> 00:52:12,300
And then having the bravery to go, no, you know what?

1370
00:52:12,300 --> 00:52:14,060
We're so close.

1371
00:52:14,060 --> 00:52:17,780
And then the next thing you bring out, go to the top three best selling

1372
00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:20,100
console of all time.

1373
00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:20,980
Do you know what I mean?

1374
00:52:20,980 --> 00:52:22,540
Talk about, you know what I mean?

1375
00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:23,540
Like we've made it this far.

1376
00:52:23,540 --> 00:52:24,580
We've got to go forward.

1377
00:52:24,580 --> 00:52:27,260
Fairytale, we're going to go bankrupt.

1378
00:52:27,260 --> 00:52:29,540
And it's like, right, well, if I'm already fucked,

1379
00:52:29,540 --> 00:52:31,420
we might as well go out with a bang.

1380
00:52:31,420 --> 00:52:34,260
And then, yeah, it bangs to the point where you are now

1381
00:52:34,260 --> 00:52:36,980
one of the biggest companies in the world.

1382
00:52:36,980 --> 00:52:38,340
It's mental behavior.

1383
00:52:38,340 --> 00:52:42,700
But unfortunately, loathed by Reese Langdon.

1384
00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:46,420
Not loathed, I just think they could do better.

1385
00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:47,180
It's not enough.

1386
00:52:47,180 --> 00:52:50,260
It's not enough to have two out of three of the best selling consoles

1387
00:52:50,260 --> 00:52:50,940
of all time.

1388
00:52:50,940 --> 00:52:52,660
You know what?

1389
00:52:52,660 --> 00:52:55,060
Nah.

1390
00:52:55,060 --> 00:52:55,980
It's not enough.

1391
00:52:55,980 --> 00:53:00,260
You know how you, I'll play Elden Ring if you play Mario Odyssey.

1392
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,940
Because you want to talk about being humbled, my friend.

1393
00:53:02,940 --> 00:53:05,460
You want to talk about being like rage quitting.

1394
00:53:05,460 --> 00:53:06,060
Right.

1395
00:53:06,060 --> 00:53:06,780
You know.

1396
00:53:06,780 --> 00:53:08,220
You know because you've been there.

1397
00:53:08,220 --> 00:53:09,980
You played Super Mario Galaxy.

1398
00:53:09,980 --> 00:53:10,500
I don't.

1399
00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:11,700
It's not sweat like it.

1400
00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:17,580
I don't think you would finish through Elden Ring.

1401
00:53:17,580 --> 00:53:20,580
I don't think you'd finish Mario Odyssey.

1402
00:53:20,580 --> 00:53:22,580
No, but I have the capability to do it.

1403
00:53:22,580 --> 00:53:31,900
I don't think you actually have the mental capacity to do it.

1404
00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:33,100
Excuse me?

1405
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:34,100
Because you've said so yourself.

1406
00:53:34,100 --> 00:53:37,820
That makes it sound like I was calling you a thicko.

1407
00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:39,300
You've said so yourself.

1408
00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:41,860
When I'm locked in on a boss on Elden Ring,

1409
00:53:41,860 --> 00:53:46,820
I can be sat there for six hours just constantly going and going

1410
00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:49,860
and going and going until the fuck is done and then rinse and repeat

1411
00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:50,860
onto the next ring.

1412
00:53:50,860 --> 00:53:55,140
Whereas you yourself have admitted you can't do that.

1413
00:53:55,140 --> 00:53:55,540
What?

1414
00:53:55,540 --> 00:53:56,660
Keep going until it's done?

1415
00:53:56,660 --> 00:53:58,140
Just keep going and keep going.

1416
00:53:58,140 --> 00:53:59,620
Because I know you as well.

1417
00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:00,860
You have breaks.

1418
00:54:00,860 --> 00:54:03,500
Yeah, I have breaks after hours of doing it.

1419
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:05,620
And then the breaks I have are for actual years.

1420
00:54:05,620 --> 00:54:09,420
And I also know that Elden Ring, you.

1421
00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:11,020
I guarantee.

1422
00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:11,940
Bloody and gory.

1423
00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:13,780
You won't like it.

1424
00:54:13,780 --> 00:54:16,300
What's wrong with being bloody and gory?

1425
00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:18,660
Sometimes I think you don't know me at all.

1426
00:54:18,660 --> 00:54:21,460
I put the lion's head, the first boss I killed,

1427
00:54:21,460 --> 00:54:23,100
gave me its head as a helmet.

1428
00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:23,900
And I put it on.

1429
00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:26,020
And you said that's scary.

1430
00:54:26,020 --> 00:54:27,100
Right.

1431
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:29,380
You literally walk through going, oh, I'm scared.

1432
00:54:29,380 --> 00:54:30,140
Oh, I'm frightened.

1433
00:54:30,140 --> 00:54:31,180
Oh, I don't know where I am.

1434
00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:32,340
Yeah, but I'm going through it.

1435
00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:33,700
So I can say it's scary.

1436
00:54:33,700 --> 00:54:36,660
And it means I'd, oh, oh, no, frightened.

1437
00:54:36,660 --> 00:54:39,020
But you can literally constantly say how scared you are.

1438
00:54:39,020 --> 00:54:39,820
And that's fine.

1439
00:54:39,820 --> 00:54:45,460
The day that you play Elden Ring and complete it without my assistance.

1440
00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:48,220
Wait, you couldn't even do Resident Evil when we're playing it on VR.

1441
00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:49,540
You literally pussied out of it.

1442
00:54:49,540 --> 00:54:50,500
Without my assistance.

1443
00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:51,780
So you went down that ladder.

1444
00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:52,660
Yes, but that's a horror.

1445
00:54:52,660 --> 00:54:54,940
That guy with his little spinny fucking head.

1446
00:54:54,940 --> 00:54:56,020
I went down that ladder.

1447
00:54:56,020 --> 00:54:57,220
Yeah, but that's a horror game.

1448
00:54:57,220 --> 00:54:58,060
Horror is different.

1449
00:54:58,060 --> 00:54:59,620
Horror is a different genre.

1450
00:54:59,620 --> 00:55:01,420
If you're scared of horror, you're scared of horror.

1451
00:55:01,420 --> 00:55:02,540
I can't help that.

1452
00:55:02,540 --> 00:55:05,900
Right, but you just said it's too bloody and gory for me.

1453
00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:08,700
And then you do this every time when we go to watch a scary film.

1454
00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:10,340
You go, oh, you're going to be all right.

1455
00:55:10,340 --> 00:55:13,860
And then who's going, oh, you, not me.

1456
00:55:13,860 --> 00:55:14,420
You.

1457
00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:14,900
If you.

1458
00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:16,380
Not Ron.

1459
00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:19,500
Not Hermione.

1460
00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:26,740
The day you if you if you ever did an Elden Ring play through and completed it.

1461
00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:30,460
I would do anything that you asked.

1462
00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:32,300
What?

1463
00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:34,460
Because I just because I don't think that you would do it.

1464
00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:37,100
You don't think I'm capable of it.

1465
00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:38,220
I think you'd really struggle.

1466
00:55:38,220 --> 00:55:40,220
Yeah, you underestimate me.

1467
00:55:40,220 --> 00:55:41,180
I hope that I do.

1468
00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:42,580
You do. I know you do.

1469
00:55:42,580 --> 00:55:43,860
Yeah, but certainly as a gamer.

1470
00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:45,500
Yeah, but you underestimate me.

1471
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:48,300
All right, you have to do it with me watching.

1472
00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:53,940
OK, yeah, but I went and now you know full well every time I'm watching you play,

1473
00:55:53,940 --> 00:55:56,540
it all goes to shit because you always blame me.

1474
00:55:56,540 --> 00:56:00,380
It's exactly like how you when you watch me drive because you make little noises

1475
00:56:00,380 --> 00:56:03,740
and comments and twitches of like disapproval.

1476
00:56:03,740 --> 00:56:07,220
The other day when you were playing Tomb Raider, I wasn't even looking at you.

1477
00:56:07,220 --> 00:56:10,660
And then you had to go at me because I turned around for point five of a second

1478
00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:14,260
to have a look when when you play Shadow of the Tomb Raider.

1479
00:56:14,260 --> 00:56:16,220
Yeah, when?

1480
00:56:16,220 --> 00:56:17,140
I don't mind you.

1481
00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:18,140
I was sat here playing here.

1482
00:56:18,140 --> 00:56:19,220
You never want to watch me play. That's the difference.

1483
00:56:19,220 --> 00:56:21,580
And then I turned around and then you started dying and you was like,

1484
00:56:21,580 --> 00:56:23,140
it's because you've turned around and started looking at me.

1485
00:56:23,140 --> 00:56:24,500
No, it's fair.

1486
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:29,620
I'm very used to watching people play games because I'm the youngest of three,

1487
00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:31,100
technically five, but three.

1488
00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:33,980
And we'll go into that.

1489
00:56:33,980 --> 00:56:37,860
And so I would we would have to take it in turns, whereas old Lengden,

1490
00:56:37,860 --> 00:56:39,860
you just used to rinse it for hours.

1491
00:56:39,860 --> 00:56:42,300
No one told you, no, you've got to come off that now and, you know,

1492
00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:43,420
actually socialize or anything.

1493
00:56:43,420 --> 00:56:46,060
No, there you were. You're playing right.

1494
00:56:46,060 --> 00:56:50,820
So you are incapable of watching someone play a game.

1495
00:56:50,820 --> 00:56:51,860
We talk about capability.

1496
00:56:51,860 --> 00:56:53,820
You're incapable of watching someone play a game.

1497
00:56:53,820 --> 00:56:55,140
Yeah, yeah. You could not.

1498
00:56:55,140 --> 00:56:58,060
You could not sit and watch me play Elden Ring.

1499
00:56:58,060 --> 00:57:02,300
And I know. And the thing is, because you would go, oh, oh, no.

1500
00:57:02,300 --> 00:57:03,860
Oh, you should have done that.

1501
00:57:03,860 --> 00:57:08,100
Oh, you'd start laughing like with the spiders in Hogwarts Legacy

1502
00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:10,660
that you pissed me off so much.

1503
00:57:10,660 --> 00:57:12,820
You pissed me off so much during that.

1504
00:57:12,820 --> 00:57:15,740
Because you're struggling so hard with the spiders.

1505
00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:18,220
But my my save was glitchy as fuck.

1506
00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:23,980
Fuck. I didn't struggle with the spiders.

1507
00:57:23,980 --> 00:57:26,900
No, I mean, I we won't just we'll just leave it there,

1508
00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:29,900
because otherwise we're going to have a whole fucking domestic on it.

1509
00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:32,060
I can make you a save.

1510
00:57:32,740 --> 00:57:36,060
And crack on.

1511
00:57:36,060 --> 00:57:37,460
But also, you don't want to play Elden Ring.

1512
00:57:37,460 --> 00:57:40,380
So this this whole thing has been a pointless conversation.

1513
00:57:40,380 --> 00:57:41,900
I've never been asked.

1514
00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:42,980
Yeah, and you and you won't play.

1515
00:57:42,980 --> 00:57:47,420
But I think the point is fucking Mario is fucking hard.

1516
00:57:48,900 --> 00:57:50,740
It is hard.

1517
00:57:50,940 --> 00:57:54,660
Or like something like Crash Bandicoot, those fuckers deleted that level,

1518
00:57:55,020 --> 00:57:58,220
which I have now, because when they remastered it and they put it on there,

1519
00:57:58,420 --> 00:57:59,220
they released it.

1520
00:57:59,220 --> 00:58:00,900
Is Mario the platform or is that 3D?

1521
00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:02,620
No, it's a 3D.

1522
00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:06,780
Yeah. As is actually, no, not Crash.

1523
00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:09,620
All right. I finished that.

1524
00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:12,020
And the next game that I finished will be Odyssey.

1525
00:58:12,020 --> 00:58:13,820
Fuck off, it will.

1526
00:58:13,900 --> 00:58:16,180
Here's the pinkie. No, here's the taking that.

1527
00:58:16,300 --> 00:58:17,140
Here's the pinkie.

1528
00:58:17,140 --> 00:58:20,740
Because that is a foundational trust on which our relationship is built.

1529
00:58:20,740 --> 00:58:23,260
Exactly. No, because here is the pinkie.

1530
00:58:24,260 --> 00:58:25,540
Because, you know, I'll finish it.

1531
00:58:25,540 --> 00:58:27,020
That's why you won't finish it.

1532
00:58:27,020 --> 00:58:28,460
Of course I will. Don't pinky.

1533
00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:29,500
What if I'm finishing that?

1534
00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:32,540
You think I can't finish Odyssey? Yeah.

1535
00:58:32,540 --> 00:58:34,980
No lies. Oh, my God.

1536
00:58:35,380 --> 00:58:37,780
They got mimic tears in Odyssey.

1537
00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:39,980
It's the you you.

1538
00:58:39,980 --> 00:58:41,340
Well, we'll see. We'll see.

1539
00:58:41,340 --> 00:58:43,100
But you want to talk about I'm just all I'm saying.

1540
00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:44,980
Well, I haven't got to do it now because you didn't pinky promise.

1541
00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:47,580
No, I'm not going to pinky promise it because I won't hold you to that.

1542
00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:51,620
Why? Because.

1543
00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:53,780
No. You think I can't do it?

1544
00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:56,140
No, and I don't think you can do that level on Crash either.

1545
00:58:56,380 --> 00:58:58,900
Let's do that. I'll load up that level on Crash Bandicoot.

1546
00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:00,060
Which level? Talk about fucking rage.

1547
00:59:00,060 --> 00:59:01,140
Did I try to do that level?

1548
00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:04,140
The one that they originally when they originally released it on PS2,

1549
00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:06,580
they actually deleted it because they were like, no, that's fucking cruel.

1550
00:59:06,580 --> 00:59:07,620
That's actually cruel.

1551
00:59:07,620 --> 00:59:09,580
I tell you the one I tell you what's fucking cruel.

1552
00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:11,740
They put it on his cup heads.

1553
00:59:11,740 --> 00:59:13,900
Yeah, that's fucking cruel.

1554
00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:17,100
Oh, yeah. Well, this is a similar similar ilk.

1555
00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:20,780
I will load up crash right now.

1556
00:59:20,780 --> 00:59:23,980
I'll load it up right now and you will cry. Switch.

1557
00:59:26,580 --> 00:59:28,580
You'll cry. In fact, actually, I think I have it on.

1558
00:59:28,580 --> 00:59:31,660
I think I have it on PlayStation. No, I have it on.

1559
00:59:31,660 --> 00:59:33,180
Either PlayStation or Xbox as well.

1560
00:59:33,180 --> 00:59:35,340
I can't remember. I'll have a look.

1561
00:59:35,340 --> 00:59:38,180
Would you play Old of Ring? I'll give it a go.

1562
00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:43,500
I played Dark Souls 2. Did you? Did you finish it? No.

1563
00:59:45,060 --> 00:59:49,220
No, because I tell you why I got it when I got an Xbox one

1564
00:59:49,220 --> 00:59:52,820
and you couldn't play on Xbox one and I was too excited to play my Xbox one to.

1565
00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:56,660
To finish it. Yeah, to play it, because I just wanted to.

1566
00:59:56,900 --> 00:59:57,700
You know what I mean?

1567
00:59:57,700 --> 01:00:00,340
Like, you've just got a brand new console and now you have to play your old one.

1568
01:00:00,340 --> 01:00:06,220
I wish I had played when I played Bloodborne,

1569
01:00:06,220 --> 01:00:09,140
I wish I knew how to play it

1570
01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:14,580
because I was playing that like a normal fucking hack and slash.

1571
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:16,700
And therefore it was shit. Yeah.

1572
01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:18,860
Whereas now, did you ever think you didn't play Dark Souls 2?

1573
01:00:18,860 --> 01:00:21,820
Did you? No, literally Bloodborne and Elden Ring.

1574
01:00:22,060 --> 01:00:25,860
Bloodborne and Elden Ring are the only and it's still disputed

1575
01:00:25,860 --> 01:00:30,180
in the community as to which game is the hardest.

1576
01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:32,100
Not a fucking clue.

1577
01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:35,220
Some people say Dark Souls, other people say Bloodborne.

1578
01:00:35,220 --> 01:00:37,220
A lot of people say Elden Ring. I don't know.

1579
01:00:37,220 --> 01:00:40,340
To be honest, we'll fire it up and while we're there, I'll finish Black Flag.

1580
01:00:42,140 --> 01:00:44,860
And Tis the Kingdom and multiple games.

1581
01:00:44,860 --> 01:00:47,420
Shadow of the Tomb Raider.

1582
01:00:47,420 --> 01:00:49,420
Irrelevant.

1583
01:00:50,700 --> 01:00:54,620
Right. Do you know how Shadow of the Tomb Raider ends? No.

1584
01:00:54,620 --> 01:00:58,780
No, I don't. I don't understand that suspense, though.

1585
01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:00,860
I don't get it.

1586
01:01:00,860 --> 01:01:02,340
I have no friends that play it.

1587
01:01:02,340 --> 01:01:04,460
There's no one out here that's going to spoil it.

1588
01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:06,660
Yeah, but it's not it's not for the spoilers.

1589
01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:11,780
Surely your own intrigue should should take precedent on this.

1590
01:01:11,780 --> 01:01:14,660
You watch a movie. I'm an incredibly patient person.

1591
01:01:14,660 --> 01:01:17,260
Yes, but if we watch a movie and it's very, very good

1592
01:01:17,260 --> 01:01:20,100
and I switch it off 20 minutes before the ending,

1593
01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:21,740
you're not going to be satisfied.

1594
01:01:21,740 --> 01:01:24,740
I actually saw on TikTok the other day a film,

1595
01:01:25,540 --> 01:01:27,580
like a clip of a film, and I was like, oh, yeah.

1596
01:01:27,580 --> 01:01:28,940
And then thought, why do I know that?

1597
01:01:28,940 --> 01:01:31,140
I remembered I'd started watching it, still haven't finished it.

1598
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:35,940
So now, no, literally, I will wait for anything.

1599
01:01:37,180 --> 01:01:38,660
I just it just.

1600
01:01:38,660 --> 01:01:39,940
Yeah, but you don't have to.

1601
01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:41,900
Yeah, I know. No one's forcing you to.

1602
01:01:41,900 --> 01:01:44,060
You don't have to wait. And yet here I am.

1603
01:01:44,660 --> 01:01:48,340
Yeah, I have a 3DS game that I haven't even started.

1604
01:01:48,340 --> 01:01:51,500
I have owned that game for like 10 years.

1605
01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:53,100
I haven't even started it. Why?

1606
01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:54,580
Because I haven't finished the last one.

1607
01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:56,340
I haven't finished one that went before it.

1608
01:01:57,140 --> 01:01:58,140
It's ridiculous.

1609
01:01:59,140 --> 01:02:00,780
Yeah, but is it?

1610
01:02:00,780 --> 01:02:02,540
Because I mean, like, I can still play.

1611
01:02:02,540 --> 01:02:05,060
Well, I suppose as long as you're happy, then that's the.

1612
01:02:05,060 --> 01:02:06,060
Yeah, I'm fine, dandy.

1613
01:02:06,060 --> 01:02:07,380
Then that's the main point of it.

1614
01:02:07,380 --> 01:02:08,660
I just can't understand that.

1615
01:02:08,660 --> 01:02:13,020
That's the thing, like the the sheer amount of games,

1616
01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:17,740
like that I own and haven't played for a while.

1617
01:02:17,740 --> 01:02:20,180
And haven't finished is a lot.

1618
01:02:20,180 --> 01:02:21,380
It is a lot, but they're still there.

1619
01:02:21,380 --> 01:02:22,780
They're not gone anywhere.

1620
01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:24,260
And graphics don't really bother me.

1621
01:02:24,260 --> 01:02:25,940
Like I was literally just playing that game on there.

1622
01:02:25,940 --> 01:02:30,660
And it's like James Bond, Nightfire level shit graphics.

1623
01:02:30,660 --> 01:02:32,380
I took a picture to show you, actually,

1624
01:02:33,260 --> 01:02:35,420
because it was actually a bit scary.

1625
01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:37,620
Sorry, not not scary that I wouldn't play it.

1626
01:02:37,620 --> 01:02:44,020
But sorry, just wait for my phone to power up.

1627
01:02:44,020 --> 01:02:45,020
Here we go.

1628
01:02:45,020 --> 01:02:48,380
I know it won't load, but you can see it in that tiny.

1629
01:02:48,380 --> 01:02:50,540
I only wanted you to show me a picture.

1630
01:02:50,540 --> 01:02:51,820
Yeah, well, there we go.

1631
01:02:54,420 --> 01:02:57,860
Fucking hell, Jesus Christ.

1632
01:02:57,860 --> 01:03:02,100
Half life is a 64 for you.

1633
01:03:02,100 --> 01:03:02,900
Terrifying.

1634
01:03:02,900 --> 01:03:03,780
Right.

1635
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:04,940
We're fucking off.

1636
01:03:04,940 --> 01:03:06,860
OK, I'm going to play some more Eldering.

1637
01:03:06,860 --> 01:03:09,460
You can play that level of crash.

1638
01:03:09,460 --> 01:03:10,380
All right.

1639
01:03:10,380 --> 01:03:10,780
Yeah.

1640
01:03:10,780 --> 01:03:11,060
All right.

1641
01:03:11,060 --> 01:03:12,020
We'll do that then.

1642
01:03:12,020 --> 01:03:12,820
Right.

1643
01:03:12,820 --> 01:03:14,180
I'll let everyone know that goes in.

1644
01:03:14,180 --> 01:03:15,060
See you later.

1645
01:03:15,060 --> 01:03:15,620
Uru.

1646
01:03:15,620 --> 01:03:44,780
Uru indeed.